Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Sydney Sweeney vs. Zendaya?! And Russian Trained Bears

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

David and Dana discuss Bill Gates' mosquitos, porch pirates, Drew Barrymore, hula hooping bears, Sydney Sweeney, Zendaya, and a 2nd grade Scarface play. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We always pre-imprint, but that's fine. That's how we start. We look, we get a feel for it, we see what's going on, we go, all right, here it is. Right, exactly. I dare anyone to stare at themselves on a laptop for an hour. Yeah, I dare.

You won't like it. And I kind of go like this, or, huh. Listen, okay, so here's what I'll start, because we're going to get right into the stories. This is kind of our new version. We're back, we're doing things, we're on all video now. Oh yeah. We're definitely going to do some fan, we're on all video now. Oh yeah.

We're definitely gonna do some fan questions at the end of these shows. And you can email your questions into flyonthewallatodyssey.com and that can be a written question, a voiced text or a video. We're so dumb, man. We should not have a show.

But then we'll play them or we'll read them. That's right. Life advice, financial, anything. A new segment that I want to do. Okay. And I'll tell you more about it. It's take 30 seconds.

Okay. And now it's time for Shaggy News. Hey, geez, Coob. I don't think it was such a good idea to vacation in Tehran. Why not? Well, for one thing, Trump dropped a bunker buster on Fort O Mountain. That's a severe one. Some people think the damage was minimum, others think it was severe.

We gotta get out of here. What are you doing here, dog and man? I can't get you. We gotta make... Where's the mystery van, Scoob? I don't know. It's not in the van. Where's Velma?

She's getting gang banged. Keep running. So I want the fans, anyone listening, to come in with different topics for Shaggy News. Oh, okay. As we need more news, we need more segments that'll come back and forth. Pfft. You know, if you can think of...

Did you get the part where he goes, but Trump dropped a bunker bus there on Florida Mountain and then the dog goes, minimum or severe? Some people think it's minimum. Actually, I didn't get that part. That's funny. Minimum or severe. Some people thought it was minimum damage,

other people think it's severe. We gotta go. I do. Some people thought it was minimum damage. Other people think it's severe. We gotta go, Scoob. You can get cut up and cut up. What if Scooby goes, Scooby goes, it looked like the rocks pretty much smashed everything. How much nuclear stuff can take up avalanche? Well, that's a good question.

It's very hard to move radioactive material. It's heavy and hard to hard to move radioactive material. It's heavy and hard to get to the other mountains. They were three bunker bussers. One creates the hole, the other goes down the shaft. So anyway, that just made me laugh. The most innocent cartoon versus this. I like it.

Well, we're off to a 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10 on fly on the wall. I will tell you, we're going... Superfly? Yeah, every superfly is gone. It's all Fly on the Wall. So long, Superfly. I will tell you, we're going, yeah. Every Superfly's gone, it's all Fly on the Wall. No one can wrap their head around it. And with what's going on in the world,

it's just, this is really the only place to go to find some solace. You gotta have some fun with it, you know, like, so Danny, I had a hard time with the gonna be New York mayor's name. It's not just cause it's Zohan Mandani or not Zohan. It's not Zohan. It's not water boy.

But it's Z-O. It's one Sandlin movie. Hey Scoob, how do you pronounce the name of the next mayor of New York? I don't know. I was trying to give him a nickname like Eisenhower had Ike. There was Tricky Dick. Obama was B.O. actually, occasionally. Yeah. Barack Obama. But for

Zo, Zo Han, Zo Man, so I'm anyway, go ahead. Is it just Zo? Do they call him Zo? Zo could be, or Zo-man, you know, cause it's Mandini. It's Zo-ran, Zo-han, Mandini. Imagine him trying to pronounce my name. Danagarni? And Doofenspodler? No, his has a lot more letters, yeah. I'd like to buy a vowel.

I'd like to buy a vowel. Oh, I will tell you quickly, we're going right into the news, Oh, I will tell you quickly, we're going right into the news, but I didn't tell you that when I was eating on the road. By the way, are you near, where am I going, Sonoma, Heather? Yeah, no, Saratoga.

Saratoga, are you near that? Oh yeah, are you playing the outdoor amphitheater? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done that several times. I did it with Dennis and Kevin once. It's fun, That place is gorgeous. It's up on a mountain near Silicon Valley basically, up in the Redwoods.

You wind your way up and it's a winery. It's like a little two lane street up there. And then it's like, it's almost like carved into the mountain, looks like Rome. And for an outdoor theater, it's incredibly intimate. Yeah, that's great. So that'll be two weeks from now, but you're welcome to do a guest spot.

Okay, other than that, when that'll be two weeks from now, but you're welcome to a guest spot. Okay, other than that, when I was in the road this weekend, oh, we went to Chili's one night, which is a real treat. I like to treat everybody. And this is a funny thing. Does this happen to you?

Chili's? Why don't you take everyone to Koi or something? That'll be seven dollars. I like how Chili, I like how Dana goes, wait, did you say Chili's? That was the treat? You're treating it chilies.

You're not getting a, they're pretty reasonable, I hope, financially. No, I'm on the road. And so we just say, they always recommend, oh, when you're in Cleveland, you gotta go to the spot. But you know, it's too fast moving. Like I'm not gonna have a luxurious seven course meal. We gotta eat, get the show, get ready.

You want a branded one. Yeah, unless we're going after, at least I know what I'm getting, I like it. So we go in there and you've ever had this, you know, you sort of get over helped because restaurants, they're happy to have you there. It's like Mr. Carvey, we've got this. Then they go out.

They don't see David Spade and boom, that often. They don't see anyone. So they go, hey, I'm the assistant night floor manager of this quadrant of the restaurant. If you need anything. By the way, they don't want any. I go, yeah, A1. They're like, hey, does anyone know if we have A1? So they don't really want anything.

They just want to come over and say hi. Anyway, so we have about four different people do that. And then, and then we're eating and one guy leans over. I think it's a total stranger, he leans over near Catherine, because we're like on a booth, and he goes, hey, I'm taking off, guys. And we go, okay.

And he goes, yeah, I'm wrapping up. I hung in there, Lex, just to see you guys, but you guys good, got your chips. Guy go, yep, and he goes, yeah. So I think I'm gonna cruise. I'm like, Lex, just to see you guys, but you guys good, got your chips. Guy go, yep. And he goes, so I think I'm gonna cruise. I'm like, oh, you work here. I didn't know, you know? He was one of the assistant managers that came over.

And then he comes and lets us down gently that he has to take. Well, probably a nice guy. In his mind, he's going, hey, don't worry, they say in the dishwasher, Eddie, don't worry about it. I got the back. We got a celebrity out there. Remember Tommy Boy? He's in a restaurant. I got his back.

You know, but I gotta go soon. I gotta tell him that I gotta leave. And he's not gonna take it lightly. So, you know, you back me up on this. So, he had a whole thing in his head. But that sounds like a very nice guy. He's very nice and it was very funny because it took us all a second to go, is that guy work? And they're like, yeah, he came up at the beginning. There's very nice and it was very funny because it took us all a second to go,

does that guy work? And they're like, yeah, he came up at the beginning. There's one of the six people that came up, we're like, oh, because you know, people come and say, hey, hi, hey, hi, hi. Yeah, I'm leaving now. Listen, that's, yeah, I didn't know you were here, but now I'm taking off.

So anyway, that was fun. Chili's was fun. Gags were fun. Can I tell you my 10 second true story that's not funny about food on the road? Green Bay, playing Green Bay, Wisconsin. Day to the promoter after that, where's a good place to eat?

And he goes, yeah, Ted's Steakhouse, they got real big food down there. Big food, yeah, and over at Eddie's Lasagna, they got really big food. Both those places got real big food, and I'm not kidding, that's exactly what I heard. Big food. Did you get big food? I don't know And I'm not kidding. That's exactly what I heard. Did you get big food? I don't know.

I'm a miniature man. Everywhere I go, my wife and I constantly have to, let's split it. We're never disappointed. It's like you're getting a turkey sandwich and it's the size of a watermelon. You don't want some fries. Food is big, David.

I went to a restaurant last night. By the way, I saw Drew Barrymore, Heather's favorite. She was eating there. She was hilariously cute. She looked great. Actually had no makeup on. She had like a baseball. She looked so cute. So she was fun to see.

And then we were ordering spaghetti, me and my friend. And they have regular and large. Large was 130. And I'm like. For spaghetti? For spaghetti and gold balls? I mean, what is fucking happening? 130. And I'm like, for spaghetti? For spaghetti and gold balls? I mean, what is fucking happening? 130, I go, how big is it?

And they're like, it's really big for 130. It's like this. And I'm like, who's gonna eat that? Is it for the table? That, that's 130. I think this. But Dana, it didn't, they go, it could fit like three people. I go, it better... Well, did you order it?

No, Dana, no, I don't have Dana Carvey money. And it was, so we're at Sandler's, you know, DC thing, right? You know, when he got his Mark Twain award, and she's backstage, and I said, yeah, I really like your show. You're a natural at that. You're great. And she just paused with all sincerity. Like, just went, really? You think so? And she's been on for like three years.

Sweet, yeah. And then later on, we're taking the picture, and she just puts her hand on my leg. Not in a sexual way, just very friendly. Let's have her back on. Yes, she's hilarious, because I told an embarrassing story, but it was funny. Okay, so let's hit right to the news.

We're not right to the news, obviously, we didn't go right to it, but we will. Well, we had our little preamble. Okay, here's one. This one is, we've heard these things about Bill Gates. Bill Gates finally releases his GMO mosquitoes. I think it was Florida. Now, I thought this is odd because what do you have to know to be able to, like, I'm rich, but I'm not.

I get to drop mosquitoes on people rich. Like I can't operate on mosquitoes and go, Dana, I think I've hit a money, you know, level where I can, I'm gonna drop spiders on Arizona. Like, they're good ones, I've trained them, I think they're gonna eat the bad ones. So this always is peculiar how much money you can buy. He's not a scientist, right?

No. Well, okay, they're genetically modified mosquitoes so they will not transmit diseases by biting people. Is that it? I think they, ideally, if the mosquito goes along with it, they bite a bad mosquito and then they die. But then you got the GMO ones that now want to run the show. And I don't want any added mosquitoes. How about that? they die. But now you got the GMO ones that now want to run the show.

And I don't want any added mosquitoes. How about that? Well, I had seen some, I think it was on PBS, I saw a documentary about this and they're interviewing Bill Gates and he goes, well, you know, I really don't like mosquitoes and I'm going to try to get rid of them. How much money will it take? Not much. Maybe two billion. No, I mean, if you got mosquito money... That's the worst Bill Gates impression.

I know. It's kind of Kermit the Fr... No, I don't know. It's good. It's a little Kermit-y. I know. I apologize. No, it's good because... I shouldn't apologize, because I read one of the comments that says, I apologize all the time. Do not apologize.

Fuck these people, man. Yeah, the comments really, they're pretty nice, but right toward the end, for some reason, they're pretty nice, but right toward the end for some reason they start to go, Hey, by the way, get fucked. So that's at the very end. But I, I poo poo that day. That doesn't hurt me. I have an AI device and I say only read me comments that refer to David Spade.

So it's really comfortable. And I watch and there's a lot of good ones in there. Oh good, okay. There's some good ones in there. All right, let's move on from Mosquito Gate. Let's go. Which I disapprove of, I'm gonna say. Oh, this one is Pacers staff.

Pacers just were in the finals. They tell ESPN to stop filming an emotional TJ McConnell after the game seven loss. I thought of this during it when I was watching it. I'm like, hey, that's enough. Because this guy is really gonna live with this forever. Because he did do well. You remember this kid. You watched this kid.

Unbelievable. I watched every single game. He's listed at six. He's probably five, ten. Yeah. He's the speediest guy on the floor. His stats were off the charts. Oh, even his mom is telling him. So now they're out on a hallway. How much crying can you do, though, to be honest?

How do we know he's crying? But why are they following him? Get lost. Stop, I'm breastfeeding. But watch. Yeah, and the coach waves him off. But he had kind of a blunder in all the chaos. Did he come in for Halliburton or something?

Well, he started playing more and more minutes, and then Halliburton went out, so he played more minutes. Um... In a game seven, when everything's on its very high stakes. Locked and loaded, and they had won game six, so they had expectations to win the championship. I didn't, you know, because I was sort of like, okay, the game's over. So I didn't watch the ending part,

but I don't think he did anything wrong. I think he played balls out. I thought the guy was unbelievable. As an off the bench, he scored more points, more rebounds, more assists than anyone coming off the bench in the history of the NBA Finals. Is that true? So he was crying from joy.

No, because I know he got mobbed and he got caught up in a little scrum under the basket, and he lost the ball, and it was toward the end. And that one, I was like, oh. And then I think he went back and something else happened. Like he got it stolen. Was it close enough for that to have made it to the face? I don't think so, but I know that it just,

I remember going, wow, because I didn't, I'd look away and I'd look up because I looked like it was getting over with, but I thought that he's gonna think about that. And then when I saw him balling, I don't even say crying, I say bawling, one worse. I say, I go, I get it. This is game seven and you do something,

even though all the good he did, you just feel like... I know. The one thing about our chosen career, which can be emotionally violent, we get a lot of chances, you know? Yeah. That is tough. You may, as an NBA player, you don't know if you'll ever get back to the NBA Finals, so... Yeah.

But a lot of props. We both cry a lot off camera. Well, a lot of times I'm... After the podcast. A lot of times I'm tearing up on camera. Yes, you are. I have a cry filter that I can put on. You cry because you think a joke doesn't work

or we skipped something or we didn't. I rushed Scooby Doo. I apologize for doing my Kermit the Frog, Bill Gates impression. Well, geez, I think you need to go to a therapist, doesn't he, Scoob? Yes, he needs help. He seems a little off.

I'm doing him. Yoda at this point. Go ahead. Yeah, that was Yoda too. Uh, we interrupt Julie Bowen the whole time. I just saw one clip and I was like, oof. Toyota too. We interrupt Julie Bowen the whole time. I just saw one clip and I was like, oof. She's on the other sister show, Fly on the Wall also.

That's what she should be called, Fly on the Wall also. Well, people should be happy because our thing is to interrupt each other and interrupt our guests. Without it, where would we be? Yeah, someone put in the comments on YouTube, stop interrupting Julie. And I go, why start now? That was actually Nick Swartz and that idiot wrote that.

Well, I would just say there's a very fine line between a spirited conversation because you don't want the air to get out of the bloom where you're not responding in the moment. Because if I'm talking to you at a restaurant and you say I have a flat tire and also. Because if I'm talking to you at a restaurant and you say, I have a flat tire, and also I go, wait a minute, you got a flat tire?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but wait till you hear the next part. So it's organic and human to interrupt. Well, I wrote back with someone and said, they go, you're not a great interviewer. I go, we're not really interviewing, we're just bullshitting with someone that we like and we're all talking. It's a conversation, it's not a straight up,

you know, 60 minutes interview. Yeah, it's not Barbara Walters. All right, well, we got out of that one. That was pretty good. Okay, so what's the next story? Oh, okay, so here's what happens. This lady gets porch-pirated so many times, she fills her box with black widows.

And then just says, whatever happens, happens. This guy gets it, now he wants to sue her. This is what black widows do, Heather. A little extreme. A little extreme. After he stole a package off of a woman's front porch, only to go back to his car, open it up, and see that it was full of black widow spiders.

This woman was tired of this man coming by and stealing all of her packages before she could get home from work. So she made a little package that was just for him. When he popped that package open in his car, a bunch of spiders came flying out and they bit him all over his face and then he started swelling up and getting nauseous.

So he had to go to the ER and then he called the police and would like to file assault charges against her for setting up that booby trap. So the police contacted him and they're like, did you put this package full of black widow spiders out on your front porch? And she's like, Oh no, those black widows are my pets. Were you able to find them? I saw that they were missing and I just have them in a box because they like to play in there while I'm at work. And the police were like, Oh, this guy, he stole the box. And then they bit his face and he whacked a couple of them. So they're no longer with us. And the woman's like, oh, this guy, he stole the box. And then they bit his face and he whacked a couple of them.

So they're no longer with us. And the woman's like, he killed my pets. That's completely unwarranted. I'd like to file charges against the police. Whoa, double burn. Wow, crime of the cinch. So was it somewhat credible that she left him on a box on the porch?

She just set the trap, no pun intended. Yeah. Leaving the box. The guy took the box rather than she put him in the car. Right, they put him by the door and these old people just get out and steal everything. And then he opened up and they attacked his face. And that was like the sixth time he stole from her.

So, I mean, people just wait for the Amazon guy, follow the Amazon guy up to your door and steal it. And no one, the Amazon guy can't, is not gonna gun him down. I mean, no one's doing enough to stop him. In my previous residence in West Hollywood, if there was a bag outside the gate or a package, broad daylight, I'd give it less than a minute.

Wow, really? Oh yeah. I don't know what's there, but anything, if someone had said I left outside the gate, they go, really? Oh, yeah. I don't know what's there, but anything, if someone had said, I left outside the gate, they'd go, when? Oh, like 10 minutes ago. I'd go, I was gone. So the people trolling everywhere,

following Amazon trucks, and then right afterwards grabbing what they can and running away. I think what happened is citizens are gonna start fighting back, there's so much crime that goes unpunished, that it will turn a little like Wild West, where people get shot, people get hit, people get beat up, because by regular people,

because they just finally can't take anymore. It's like, when you see fights at McDonald's and stuff, people walk in, they're mad they don't have their sauce, they're mad they didn't do their order, they climb over and start beating the shit out of employees. That's the most infuriating, because these people are going to work trying, and the people that aren't working

come in and beat them up and harass them, and you go, and then the people inevitably get fired. And you go, how much shit can you take when you work at those places? And just if everyone's on perfect behavior, it's a tough job. But don't go in there and make fun of those people, and they're up early trying to work,

and then get beat up, get spit on, get food thrown at them, and they gotta deal with it and they can't really fight back. It's so horrible. I was, you know, my, because I was a dishwasher and a busboy and a waiter when my rent was like a hundred bucks. And so the respect I have for people doing these jobs

40 hours a week, not turning to a life of crime, but I think this spider thing might catch on. I think it's an actually- It's not a bad idea. for people doing these jobs 40 hours a week, not turning to a life of crime. But I think this spider thing might catch on. I think it's an actually good way to displace. And then she's sued and what a burn. Okay, next one, let's see. Hold on, hold on. Oh, this is a fight. These guys are fighting with bowl whips.

So weird form of fighting. Let's see. Oh, Indiana Jones, basically. I can hear the cracking. Wow. They're whipping each other with this is like an S and M thing with bare chested. It's a little sticky, but oh wow. How much would that hurt?

Shirt off, whipped. Oh yeah. Oh, can you hear it? Yeah. Oh, he pulled down his pants and let him whip his, so what the, what am I looking at? Oh, that guy got popped. I don't know.

It has to hurt way more than their acting because... The guy pulled down his pants and had him whip his ass. Did you see that? Did you miss that? Yeah, I did see it, but maybe he likes it. I don't know. I don't know what these guys like. I don't think this is organized, but then...

I don't either. I don't know if this is Dana White's new thing or not. Oh, they're wearing goggles so they don't lose their eye. But how could... Yeah. I couldn't take that. is Dana White's new thing or not. Oh, they're wearing goggles and lose their eye. But how could, I couldn't take that. I could not take that. If you jokingly hit someone lightly, it hurts so bad. Yeah, I'm just thinking in terms of branding, cause they have, what do they call the thing

where you get, you can free slap? What do they call that? Hit face or? Oh, slap fight. Slap fight. What would you call this? Whip lash? Oh, slap fight. Slap fight. What would you call this? Whip lash or? Whip fight.

Whip fight? It doesn't really, you know, cause it's a bull whip, right? It's a big leather strapping whip and you're whipping the shit out of somebody with no shirt on. Gay bar? Whoops.

No, that's no. But that guy did pull down his pants. That guy did pull down his pants. So we have some credit on this. I'm not gonna apologize for this one. No All right next one. Let's see in 2006 psychiatrist asked Okay, this is just a round thing. How many patients have you cured?

I would say one how many people have I cured? Well, there are no real cures right now in psychiatry. You asked me about the issue about how many people I've cured. Yes, we did. I don't know that any of us are sweating. Completely cured of anything. I have no idea. It don't know that any of us are sweating. completely cured of anything.

I have no... It's not a good ad for the psychiatrist business. As long as I go in 400 bucks an hour, I'm okay with the bad, the shitty record. If you offer, yeah, it'll be $400, you know. Still no cures. Still no cures. Well, there's a lot of, there's a lot of maybe medicine,

but yeah, I don't know if, I mean, people tell me to go to one, obviously, every one I've ever dated, and they go, go to a psychiatrist, and I say, oh, okay, and they go, I've got a great one I've been going to for 13 years. I go, well, that already, it's like, when you go to my chiropractor, I've been going over 27 years. I said, well, that already, it's like when you go to my chiropractor,

I've been going over 27 years. I said, I don't know. So no one's getting actually fixed. No one's getting fixed. I do think it's, you know, cognitive behavioral therapy is at least not curing, but it's like, instead of doing this, do this. Instead of thinking this, think this.

Should I tell this person to fuck off? Yes. And then you do it. So that's actionable. But sort of, my dad said this, my mom, I don't know. I don't know. You can change someone's brain. You know what it's weird? Because I went to one and I was talking a lot, obviously, per my brand, but they just listened the whole time. And after the third time, I go, where are the fixes, you know? No, no, just talk. I'm like, are you even awake? Like, are you, are we gonna do a whole season of me talking? The very last episode, you tell me what you think

or how does it work? There's no, I thought there'd be more back and forth. And I think that's right. I think that's wrong. Why don't you think about it like this? And because I would say, I think I'm maybe out of line on this thinking. And they're like, when, why do you think that? I'm like, well, I'm looking for you. I already think what I think. It's like comedians, you know, it's a scalability.

I mean, some therapists, you know, I tried a few and then I found one that I thought was helpful because it was so in your face advice. But, you know, I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of like a scam, I guess, in a way. I knew someone that was trained to be a psychologist or a therapist.

She said her first day of therapy, a guy came in and said, hey man, I've been here for almost 45 minutes. I don't get a banger. If I don't get a banger the next two minutes, I ain't coming back. That's what he's on her very first patient. What does it mean?

It means some kind of big Mount Rushmore sort of epiphanal thing to say, this is your problem. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, so I need a banger, man. You're sitting here bullshitting me, charging me 400 bucks an hour, I need a banger. Yeah, too many singles, Give me a fucking home run.

That's what I think. Sometimes, you know, when I'm in the wings and you're doing stand-up, you know, I'll just turn to the crew and go, he needs a banger, man. That's what the audience says to each other. No, you kill all the time. They go, bring Dana back on. Uh, okay, let's do one, let's do more.

Come on. Not, not one more, more. Oh, Dana, we haven't let's do more. Not one more, more. Oh Dana, we haven't done any noises lately. I know. Why would AI do this? This sounds mean. AI creates obese elements. Well AI just does as it's told, right?

I know, but there's so many other things you can make AI. This is, that's not fake, is it? Well that's AI. That's not fake, is it? Well, that's AI. You know what I mean? Ha-ha-ha. Had to bring that up. There's never been a more appropriate use of that sound.

AI is cruel. AI is really not like a friend. Who was the person who thought of that? Hey, guess what? Shut up, Brian. Let's go to the AI to make an obese woman go backward of a high dive and have a building collapse. You're exactly right, because everyone says, I'm really good at AI. I have chat, GPT of AI.

And really they go, hey, put Joe Dirt doing fireworks as a baby. And then it looks funny and you go, all you did was say it and then AI did all the work. They find the script, they find me, they make it up. But they go, look what I made. I go, that's not really Michelangelo there. I, I've probably taught this before,

but the writing's on the wall. I think within two or three years, I could make Apocalypse Now by prompting an AI back and forth. And it'll look like helicopters and armies. And that's right around the corner. So I don't know what Hollyweird's gonna do with that. You don't need to get thousands of people out on the thing. You can say a thousand people on horseback,

you know, going full speed across the desert. And then you'll see it, and it'll look just like a movie, perfectly real. Someone's gonna send us AI Scooby and Shaggy in Iran. I don't think we should have vacationed in Tehran, Scoob. Why not? Well, Trump launched a bunker buster on Forlorn Mountain, you know.

I had a bunker buster at Pinchos Tacos the other night. I think you have a better Scooby than me. I call it Shaggy. I'm doing Scooby and Shaggy. Well, everyone knows, don't they, from the age of... that Casey Kasem did Shaggy? Yeah, that's right. But he did do the hook of cracking.

Because he talked like this, I don't know, we got to get out of here, Scoop. That kind of gear he went to that was, you know. Heather, you didn't know until just now? Oh, Heather just woke up. That's a good one to know. Heather has our schedule for when we record these things and then she puts nap time right next to it. She goes, you ready? Open laptop, cover her face.

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Okay. There you go. A bunkerbuster. This is a bear doing something. I don't know what. Let's see. Russians get along with bears, I think, more than regular people. Oh, they wrestle them.

They fight them. Okay. But this bear is real. It's not AI. Hey, have a little slim Jim. Now do the trick we talked about. Okay, but this bear is real, it's not AI. Hey, have a little slim gym. Now do the trick we talked about. So he can stand in the circle.

Oh, he gives him a treat. Sniffs the bit. He's like, am I a clown to you? He's like, do it, we're filming. What does he want? He's doing good so far. Oh, wow. What does he want? He's doing good so far.

Standing up, he looks like a person. That is cool. That's pretty good. Wow. He's biting it. It's like a hula hoop looking thing. There's no way. He's got it around him. It's like a hula hoop. He's gonna do it like a hula hoop.

And then dance. I don't think so. He's biting a hula hoop. There we go. Oh my God. The hula hoop around his neck. Heather's worried that the bear doesn't like him. No, he immediately wants to give him a treat.

Otherwise he'll kill him. I know Rush and he's saying, I will kill you if you don't do the goddamn hula hoop. Yeah. All right, take a five, you did great. Got it, if only humans were like that, they're acting crazy, just give him a little treat.

Come on, calm down. Oh, the show is going nowhere. Lauren, please have a little bit of candy. Oh, mercy. Lauren, step into a slim gym. Oh. Oh. Lauren, step into a slim gym. Oh. She's down to making noise. That bear's back in his dressing room going,

we got two more shows to do. Oh. Well, it is amazing. What animal can't, could you give a great white shark a treat and kind of hang out with it? I saw a girl petting sharks the other night, Dana, and I was like, I was like, wrong. I was like, no, I was like this, wrong.

Issue number four. Let's do McLaughlin next week. Everyone wants McLaughlin. Do they want, I'll do any of the oldies, man. Issue number one, David Spadey's butler, Spudler's butler. More tone, teeny tiny tunes on TV. Teeny tiny tunes on TV. Yeah.

That's a real one. Can we play some of our SNL greatest hits on this or is it copyright? Even if we get a permission from Lorne? I don't know if I gave it. Marcy. Okay, next one. Let's see. Next one.

If you want girl with an indigenous jacket on with a green, Uh, okay, next one, let's see. Next one, issue one. Girl with an indigenous jacket on. With a green, what will the story be about? Green coo... Let me look what it's about. Act of restraint that won't be remembered for centuries. I hope this is funny. Let's see. Okay. Okay, she's eating. Oh, eating in front of her dogs.

Her dogs look at her spaghetti. They really want it Yeah, that one really always making a funny face. He really wants it. Look at the white ones teeth her He's mad. He's kind of tilted away as he growls because he's been taught not to eat it Oh, they're free. Oh, they're just growling at the owner. I Don't know if I need this loud piano. If the dog was playing the piano, it would be a little better. Yeah, we can turn the volume off on this one. It's kind of funny.

I mean, so she puts the food down and then she says, don't eat it. They start kind of turning away from each other and growling with their teeth. Because they're so fucking mad they can't eat it. They're like, where is this chicken? And why can't we eat it? They don't understand. So what was gonna happen if they eat it?

Um... I mean, it just changes a bit. Yeah. We bring out the two guys. The two guys come out of the closet door. Come on, clam. Don't make me drop my trousers. Here's my buttocks. You want to try again? Nope, missed it. I don't feel your lacerations, Clam.

Look out, funny boy. I injected myself with butt numb right before we started this here rodeo dance. Butt numb? Butt numb. I'm doing something you might have done. And I got wiener numb too. Oh, yeah. So whack away, cowboy.

Try these buttoxes. No, that was part of Brokeback Mountain. Remember when Jake Gilligaloo, they had a kind of a fight? I didn't see that movie, Dana. You never saw Brokeback Mountain? It actually is a great movie and there's a lot for you to learn by watching it. So check it out.

I'll see the one with Margot Robbie and Sidney Sweeney. Scissor Mountain. It's funny how quickly the culture moves. Like Margot Robbie and Sidney Sweeney, they're fairly recent, but they're like Raquel Welch or Elizabeth Taylor. Just on going back to the 60s. It's a good recognizable name.

And Sydney Sweeney is a good showbiz name. Well, for at least two years of her being on the scene, because her name was Sydney Sweeney, I just assumed she was British. Because Sweeney Todd, it just sounds... Sweeney Todd. I'm Sweeney, I'm Sydney Sweeney, you know, I've got a good... I'm Sweeney, I'm Sydney Sweeney, you know. I've got a good buster for you.

We should go to, we'll go to the phones that we don't have, but we'll go to the YouTube. Who's a bigger star right now, Sydney Sweeney or Ares and Daya? What movies is Ares and Daya? Who's that? Sydney Sweeney or Zendaya. Zendaya is in Euphoria with her. Oh, I see. Came out a little bigger than Sydney on Euphoria.

She's in Dune. She's in two Dunes, huge movies. She is absolutely great, first of all. Absolutely great, gorgeous. Sydney Sweeney, it's a, in our culture. Is it the boobs the difference? The, her whole look and the boobs, I mean, women like to look at women,

not necessarily in a lesbian way, but they like, so her physicality is sort of the latest, they would call them pinup girls in tight sweaters. She does have that pinup girl look. So she has this playful, fun thing. They're completely different talents. But if she was a British girl, she'd say, stop it Mr. Henderson.

Every time you're teaching me, you're looking at me boobies. If Sidney Sweeney was British. Quit looking at me knocky noos. What's a good old... What is that from Four Weddings and a Funeral or something? Is that a British movie? Who was the sex symbol male and female in the 90s? I mean, Brad Pitt just started or the 80s.

Richard Gere was like a leading man. The women back there, Farrah Fawcett. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's just the culture moves. Right now, you're at the top of your game as an international comedian. But 20 years from now, who's gonna be the next David Spade? Well, um...

It's everyone's goal. What... But Sidney, Sweeney, and Zendaya are both huge stars. Both great. Both considered gorgeous. Uh, big careers. I don't know for sure, I cannot tell you. Well, I'll tell you one thing. Margot Robbie, I was on a plane,

watched a movie that didn't do well. God, who did it? It was sort of set in the 1930s, 1920s. No, I remember that one. Do you remember that one? Yeah. God. Babylon. Babylon. I watched it,

and the movie had some flaws, I thought, only that... I think Brad's in it too. Yeah, but she is so spectacular in the movie. I think the movie came out so hot, and I think a lot of people were like, what is going on? I sort of went with it, because I knew what they were trying to do,

you know, that sort of Sodom and Gomorrah, but she's so amazing in that movie. I might put her up there. You might let her on the podcast. One time in Hollywood. Yeah. Let her on the podcast? You'll open the gates and let her on? I would, I have in Hollywood, yeah. Let her on the podcast, you'll open the gates and let her on?

I have in development a movie with Zendaya, Sidney and Margot. Yeah. And it's- It should be nine to five and you're the bad boss. Oh, I could be Dabney Coleman. That would be great. Yeah, I could get a short haircut,

put a mustache on and be the office dick. Yeah. Heather, who would you pick? I always thought Zendaya was a bigger star, but I have to say in the last year, I don't know. You really have, that's a thinker. That's a real thinker. I think they have different, they have a shared fan base

and they have separate fan bases as well. Both pretty huge though, I have to say. But I also saw Challenger's, which she was good into. Well, the one thing you find out sometimes is like, you don't, not a- And Sydney was in White Lotus, yeah. Doesn't some, Selena Gomez, you're just going, oh, she's cool, she's great.

It was, you know, Steve Martin or Martin Short and she sings and everything. Oh, she has a billion Instagram followers. I mean, who has the bigger following on social media between Sydney, Zendia or Margot? Let's see what the numbers are. We're running some numbers. Let's go to the tape. Let's go to the phones. Let's look at the clip.

Let's go to the tape. There. Sydney, right there. With a low cut. What do you want to guess? I guess Sandia has... I'm guessing Sandia, because she's kind of a teen thing. Sydney, 25 million? Oh, shit.ya has 25 million. Kind of a teen thing. Sydney, 25 million? Oh shit, Sydney has 25 million. Instagram.

Is Sandhya higher or lower? 178 million? There's our fucking answer. Whoa. No one was ready for that. No one. I believe that Sandia, I don't know what their ages are, but sort of trends toward teenage girls in a way. They both do.

Which you're saying Sydney has more dudes. And a little bit older. I know they might be the same age, but I feel like she's kind of with, what's that guy, Glenn Shurdy off, Glenn Shurdoff? She's kind of with, what's that guy, Glenn Shurdyoff? Glenn Shurdoff? You knew Zendaya before Sydney because she was on like... Oh, she was? Oh, Zendaya was on it.

Was at Disney. I didn't know. Was a Disney star, so she built up some fans. But I think Sydney came off of a euphoria slower and then did... What did you just say she did? Oh, White Lotus, which was another monster. So she kind of gradually got up and then did, what did you just say she did? Oh, White Lotus, which was another monster. So she kind of gradually got up and then blew it wide open. But yeah, with Glen Powell. Glen Powell's the only time you took your shirt off.

Yeah, that guy's fit. I would never put a shirt on if I looked like him, ever. I wouldn't own a shirt. I wouldn't do an ad for shirts. I wouldn't even look at a shirt. If you wore a shirt, I'd try to take a swing at you. I'd barely wear pants. You'd have to talk me into it.

All right, let's do another one, then we'll get out of here. Let's do another Hollywood one. Yeah, we're killing it. We got a lot of takes. Okay, this is what? Consumers, okay, let's just see what this is. I don't even know what it is. Oh, is it a scene from Scarface?

Is it a play? Oh, it's a see what this is. I don't even know what it is. Oh, is it a scene from Scarface? Is it a play? Oh, it's a play. A play. Yeah. You do coke and you kill people. That's wonderful, Tony. I got a fucking junk for life. Okay, I like it.

It's a school play. You son of a bitch. I'm almost so polluted. I can't even fucking breathe with you. I'm leaving. It'suted. I can't do a fucking little beep with you. I don't need you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I don't need you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you.

I don't need you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you.

I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you.

I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm not gonna do a fucking little beep with you. I'm, but why would they let them swear, but it's hysterical. No issue, mom. Look at you, that's you. Oh shit. Oh, I didn't know, I forgot about that part. That's pretty heavy. I don't know, there's a lot of shooting. Oh, that's the girl with the crazy hair.

Oh yeah. The sister. That's the, oh yeah. He had a whole weird thing for his sister. Superlative, mom, dad. Look at the security cameras. Ha ha ha. That was. Wow. Yeah, listen, yeah, the whole weird thing for his sister Security cameras, hahaha Wow, oh that's his gun. Oh my gosh Here goes

The best for a play of say hello to my little friend Cockroaches Cockroaches. Take that you cockroaches. Oh God, they got a lot of extras in this. I'm gonna go to the time machine and have that be me in fourth grade. I wanna see this play. Where's Michelle Spifer?

We had to do Dr. Doolittle. Look at him, help him with his gun, bring him in. Now gun him down with a flamethrower or whatever he does. Oh no, this guy's gonna get him. Tony's still dying. Or he's dancing or something. He lasts a long time. They gotta shoot him. Oh, he fell in the pool.

Unreal. He walked up, because he could not miss that last shot, because that was the closer bit. But seriously, what school lets the kids go, what the fuck you want, man? Hey, look at me, man. Say hello. Say hello to my little friend, you motherfucker.

Fulls out of school, going... So someone's asking, was that in America? Uh, I don't know. Because I think it's, uh... I hope it's not Harper's school. It comes from Cuba. Cuba. Cuba. I want my political prisoner.

I want my fucking human rights. That was Brentwood school. I just... It's just in... Brentwood High? Yeah, Beverly Hills High. Can you imagine how much fun... those kids have doing that? Swearing with fake guns and everything. Oh my God.

And they get free reign. You can say it Swearing with fake guns and everything. Oh, my God. And they're, and they like get free reign. You can say it because he's like, my character says it, hey, how about some panocho? They're like, well, that's not in the script. Well, they're taking the script from the movie. I don't think it was a play ever. It should be a Broadway play,

and I know who's gonna play Tony Montana, man. Oh. I like this clip because it lit up the Tony inside of you. That's what I do, man. Look, you like to get on a computer and do a show. You call that flying, well, you used to call that super fly. Super fly, fly away like a little birdies, man. Now look, it had to go like this.

You want some fuck a popcorn? You want some popcorn? I know he had the whole thing of popcorn. That was the cocaine. You want some popcorn? You don't take my popcorn. Don't take my popcorn, man. All right, let's end on that one.

That's so funny. It's so cool. Yeah, that was great. All right, we did great. We did great. We want to thank everyone who sent the clips in. Yeah, everybody, thank you. And everyone, thanks to us especially.

And thanks to Dana for being friends. And let's, we'll see you next week. So now you can write in, fly in the wall at odyssey.com. Questions, goofiness, or audible stuff we can answer. And then that's it. This is the first one we did that came on on a Monday. All right. We did great. Okay. Thanks everybody. And thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time. Thanks for sharing. See you later, buddy.

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