Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Webby-Nominated?! The April Fools Strike Again

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Dana and David are back—and apparently, they’re Webby-nominated?! The guys react to being up for a Comedy Podcast award. They also dive into Bus Boys and Outcome updates, get into a spirited Voter ID debate, and try to figure out who the real fool of April is. Plus—wait… are we actually going back to the moon?! Webby Awards voting open through April 16: https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2026/podcasts/shows/comedy To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I didn't know what we were going to talk about. Oh, boy. I'll talk to you later. Oh, bye. To fill the audience in. It's very flattering. Well, this is big news. Yeah.

This is, we're up for Best Comedy Podcasts with some other good quality candidates. Conan. Is it Conan? Yeah, he's in there. I voted for you. If we don't win, I'm going to call voter fraud. General Reeves gets a little aggressive sometimes. Michelle and I talked about it.

You got to get up in his grill and kick his ass. No, but he knows, yeah, he knows John Wick's stuff. We don't give a shit. We're landing on the moon. We're getting moon dust and coming back. Oh, I love it. One of them goes, guys, guess what I packed? They weren't looking.

The tune buggy. My headphones, the metal part of the headphone, it was plugged in, but wasn't all the way in. That's what she said. That's funny, right? Yeah. That's what she said, baby. Welcome to the show. We were just laughing about some hilarious.

Yeah. Do your best fake laugh, best actor. Three, two. Oh, wait. Ah. Is that, you, you're doing that of us, boys? No, I go like this. I go, that's funny.

That's a good one. Wait, you knew that on everything I say. Uh-oh. Oh, I does mean I'm faking it. My acting could be just as good. I'd like to, because I'm in the mood for it. We have a guest on right up front today, and he may come back later. Quick guess, okay.

This is a guest, and his name is Mr. Pierce Morgan, and he's here to talk about the movie Bus Boys. It's a pretty good guess. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Hello. David. Okay. Now, I understand you have a movie out called Bus Boys.

That is true in two weeks, yeah. And it's all rated. Pretty much, yeah, I'm pretty sure it will be. Do you think it's appropriate that you should do an all rated movie at this time of your career? You know, that's a good question. I just think sometimes a younger audience likes that and you've got to mix it up a little bit. I just don't think you need to sort of have crass humor to try to connect with an audience. Am I wrong?

Well, you're not wrong. I mean, it is a bit juvenile and stupid and non-PC, but you know what? That's what you got to pay the price if you want three funny jokes in your movie. But I understand. There's a scene where Tim Dillon is talking about your private parts. Is this what you find funny? Is this something funny that you think is actually funny? Well, no.

I think we reflect the real world out there and everyone's playing it very real. And it's just a movie that I think might change the world. That's all. Well, quite frankly, because I just want to say, I find it quite offensive, that you would come out with a movie about Bus Boys. It's all rated at this time with all the trouble in the world. And I really don't know why you're doing that. I know.

I thought this was about the fact that we're up for a Webby Award on the podcast. I didn't know what we were going to talk about. Oh, boy. I'll talk to you later. Oh, bye. Oh, is that? Well, I reckon I didn't know what he... That's Jeff Bridges?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. What do you reckon? I didn't reckon what he was talking about, so I was going to come in and you sort of say hello. I think Best Boys is a great idea. I think it's a fun movie, and I've already bought my tickets like Theo Vaughn told me to do. Yeah, Jeff Bridges, you'll like it better because you, you'll sort of grade it on a curve.

you're not that uptight about it. Yeah, the only thing that Pierce Morgan's mission is a sense of humor, so I'm all for. That's a good point. All right, thanks. It's not a little like sling blade there, Jeff. Well, it is. I used to do, I used to do Jeff Bridges, he'd be like a surfer dude, and then he did true grit, and he talking like a cowboy in true grit, and then he did the press tour,

and he still was in character. You know, I figured that. They do that. Because it bleeds over. Like the guy that played Elvis. Yeah, he did that Austin Butler. We're up for a Webby, though. I don't know if you know this.

I heard that. I heard that. Yeah, this is to fill the audience in. It's very flattering. Well, this is big news. Yeah. This is, we're up for Best Comedy Podcasts with some other good quality candidates. Conan.

Is it Conan? Yeah, he's in there. It's Bowen Yang and La Coulcheristas. and Heather probably knows the rest. But the point is, it doesn't matter because we are the one to vote for. So you have to go online. I just try to do it to vote for ourselves,

embarrassingly, but you have to like log in, so we'll do it later. Well, if we win, and I don't know if we be online or we'll go there, if we win and we go up there to the podium, what do you think you would say? How would you, what would you say to the universe about winning a webbubim? I don't want any time limits.

I want to talk. It will be long enough our speech to call it another podcast. It would count as a podcast. We'll check with the higher-ups. I would just say, I would say, look, I'm so glad to be with all these wonderful podcasts.

And any one of you could have win. I share this award. I share this award with you. It's... Oh, no. It's an agreement with Bernie? Don't proceed. Don't proceed. Don't proceed. The rich don't pay the fair share. They don't pay the money. They don't take the fair share. Don't proceed. I don't know they don't pay their fresh share. I'm the only voter in the academy voting for the Webby. It's just me for comedy podcasts. And I voted for you.

If we don't win, I'm going to call voter fraud. Also, you know, there's a voter ID debate going on. I don't really know what the whole thing is. Why would anyone have to show ID to vote? Get out of town. Exactly. There's another story married to that where there's, listen, I have to show my ID to do almost literally anything in life. Drive a car.

Go to the airport. doing it, you know, buy beer. So I don't think having an idea is a crazy idea to vote, but there's something in, I just read that this is funny, Connecticut, on such a minor thing. Connecticut, yeah. They don't want the voter ID, right? So I'll fucking mangle this story. But they're getting with the recycling five cents.

They give five cents, but they're upping it to 10 cents for their recycling. They'll pay you. Oh, yeah. You'll get 10 cents. Instead of I said turn in a can or some kind of milk carton. So what they're finding out is people are coming from other states to take it to the end of that. So they say you have to have an ID to do it and you have to be from here. You can't cross the border into our state and do it.

I say, and this may be a hot take and I don't want to get people upset. That is hysterical. No one's listening. Let's get rid of all IDs. I would be fine with that. No ID. Get on an airplane. Hey man, my name's Doug. I'm in seat four, right? So just get rid of, you know, if the IRS, I don't have ID, dude. I don't, I think it's an over, we're over identified. So if we're going to get for voting, let's do it for everything. Five-year-olds

can buy a pint of whiskey. I'm fine with it because it's less stress on me. I don't want to have to go get a real idea. I don't want to do all this stuff. So please, make it easy on me also. I will tell you, I know you're a fan of my mother, my lovely mother, Judy. She's the best. And oh my God, mother. You know what parents do. And she the other day, she hit me up.

And she's first of all, she's so sweet, right? Absolutely. Kind of innocent in a sweet way. Right. Very innocent, Dana. Yeah. No, I'm just trying to be, you know. She's out.

at Costco where she spends 90% of... Any senior... You know you're a senior when you live at Costco. I'm mother-in-law is 94 Irish. Wonderful person. Just Costco is her second church. Yeah, it's a great hangout. So great hangout, what I did you say?

Hot Talk Thursdays. Okay, so she goes to Costco, and in the classic, she texts me, this is what I wake up to you. There's a little family. and she said I was shopping and there was the woman was crying

she was standing line but she kept crying and no one would talk to her so my mom went over of course predictably and she said what's wrong and she said they have nowhere to live

it's a mother and father and they have four kids and they just came here from some part of Africa and anyway she the dad is like a doctor, but they don't consider that a doctor here. And, you know, when we were younger, we had a Vietnamese family live with us, and the dad was a doctor. Really? Yeah. I never heard that story.

Quee, shin, Tron, and Lon. Right. Right. We adopted a kid and called him quingua. Kinawa. Is that a name? Keenwa, yeah. And he love kind of rice products. It's kind of making fun of the story. I I will get to the heavy punchline. It's not. It's that Harper stays in his backroom in her house. She invites this woman for just a couple days to stay in the back room. This is recent? Yeah.

And she said she could pay $40 a month. And at six months, if it doesn't work out, we will, she'll have to find her own place. And she said, I feel bad, but are you okay with this? And I said, I'm a little nervous about it because of, you know, Nancy. Well, just anything. People, I said, don't give just random people our address or your address and have them come over. I said, maybe you could help them out with some cash. Anyway, it's all the fucking April Fool's joke.

And I couldn't believe it, Heather. Isn't it great? Wow. She got me. And I was just going, Mom, I don't know what to say. Isn't it good, Heather? I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you.

And it's so exactly up Judy's alley to do all these things. And it was, she's like, I got you. I couldn't let you die on the vine any longer. And I was like, oh my God. Then she told Rosie, then she told, Rosie told her parents. Anyway, everyone I know was we were trying to, I should have done it to you, Dan. It would be so great because no one probably got you in April Fool's. And then I realized my brother Andy is in on it too.

He was like, I'm going to call Dave and go, did you hear what happened when mom? What is going on? I don't know what to say. I got to stop this, but they're here. And I'm like, they're here.

I would have flipped it. Well, in a way, it's a great turn because I was thinking early onset dementia. And then it flips to where she's very, very smart and clever. You know, it's just a total switch.

I mean, because $40 a month got my attention, where can you get that? Maybe the Congo or something? That's a night. This place is a three-bedroom, three-bath. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what. Out of the world, no one really carries cash. I know you have a big wad all the time, but I don't. Always. I stuff it down the front, though. It's for a different reason. That'll do it. Yeah, I got a big guy.

Look at those money. So what you do, is it's different if someone says, hey, could you buy me some lunch, you know, rather than giving them cash and they might go get a bottle of whiskey or whatever. So I say, you know, I say, here's a temporary subscription to Apple TV so you can watch the new movie Outcome with Keanu Reeves because I have a small part in it. Instead of food? Well, just to give them, you know, something to do. And then I think they appreciate that over food or something.

Well, initially it was like a turkey sandwich or a hamburger. Now they're in front of orsos. Could I get a sirloin tip and a side of... That's smart because they go, you go, here's $10 for dinner. And they go, I happen to have the orso menu here and the Craig's menu. And the swordfish is fresh. Yeah. They even charge for bread.

So we got to be... By the way, I went to Craigs last night. I saw Lovitz. No, you didn't go to Craigs? That's where careers go to die. No, it's not. It's where there are a lot of hot stars there. Vincent Price, Jaja Gaborr, George Burns.

It was fun. Lovitz wanted to go. He loves Craig. I love Craig. He said he's coming on soon. We're going to have Mon. Well, I invited him on. I said, come on and goof around a little bit.

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I know. Because it is, you kind of like, I better get the ticket. I don't even want to see this show. And they even warn me. Low ticket warning, low ticket. Singles only, single seats only. The Ryman in Nashville. And in that day, we're going to run around.

I keep forgetting to talk about this Keanu Reeves movie. That's the week before on the 10th is outcome that comes out. Cameron Diaz, Matt Bowmer. David Spade, Jonah Hill. Drew Barrymore, isn't it? And that comes out.

I want to see that. I want to see you in a big budget, big movie star, Keanu and you. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay.

Our tickets going, I'm not about a ticket. You know what's nice about Keanu? Most of my day was making, well, was trying to put out the fires because Keanu made maybe every single person on the crew cry.

he's because of his sort of benevolent kind of spiritual yeah screaming oh you're saying he was a shit yeah worse huh that'd be interesting I guess that would be April fools uh no no but no one would even believe that Keanu Reeves don't don't be afraid to kick his ass Keanu Reeves gets a little aggressive sometimes Michelle and I talked about it you got to go get up in his girl and kick his No, but he knows, yeah, he knows John Wick stuff. No, I know. He's his, we've talked about this, but yeah, he's just chill. I did a thing with him once, and he was, and, you know, Tom Banks was there.

We're all having lunch at a table, and it's Julia Roberts, and we look over, and he's, he's like 50 feet away at a table by himself, and no one else is around. They're like, yeah, come over here. He's shy, you know. We don't eat the fucking Oscars. Jesus. You don't need to know. You don't need to know.

Everything. Whoops. Others can get out in the Nava. I signed an NDA. But yeah, he's, that was the flight that he took, a little commuter flight. It had an emergency lands in Bakersfield and he just bought everyone a hamburger or something. No, I went on the bus with him and made sure they were all dropped off before him. So anytime someone with power in life, because that's what you have if you're a celebrity at that level, puts other people first.

without any publicist around, I kind of tend to respect that person. He was sort of as advertised and loose and just very unassuming that he was even on a movie set. And just I play his neighbor in Malibu and I'm kind of a douchebag. Wait a minute. How are you going to get into character? You're such a nice, sweet person. So why are you going to play a douchebag? What kind of method acting?

I started fucking cool like L.A. guys when they talk to you and they brag about stuff and start dropping names and shit. So it's pretty, it's a fun. It's a fun part, yeah. And he was cool. So I go to New York for that premiere, which will be tonight. Tonight you're flying to New York? Well, no, tonight when this air is Monday, I will be there. Oh, yeah. I understand. And anyway, so, oh, I tell him, doing the Ryman in Nashville on 17th, then Pittsburgh, and then Charlotte. back to Charlotte. That's last one. The Charlotte's a big one,

big place. So we got to fill it up. I love it. Yeah. Is it an arena or anything like that? It's a big theater. It's like $2,800. What?

I got to fill it up. That's the hard part, dude. Low ticket warning. Low ticket warning. Sort of low ticket warning. I just had some thoughts about. Yeah, give me some thoughts. Just kind of interesting after all this time that this.

The Strait of Hormuz. I didn't really get the memo that the Strait of Hormuz, because I think, when I look at Carg Island's Starramese, I think of a Kirk Douglas movie in 1965, we've got to open the Strait of a Moose. And it's like, feels so mid-evil, and yet the world economy revolves around a hundred trillion. This 26. So it's kind of like, I guess we ought to have an alternative plan in case that. straight of her moves is ever closed again. Oh, we're really relying on this straight of her

moves. I call it the S of H. I can't say it enough. I know. And I did notice Trump in the last couple of weeks, as Med has said, make a deal more than even he does. I think they're going to make a deal. I think they want to make a deal. They're looking into a deal. We're going to offer them a deal. They may take a deal. Else we're going to bomb them into the Stone Age. It's like, Take a deal or Barney Rubble. You know, it's the Flintstone. You're going to be like the Flint says. I don't know.

The people that live there that want, that don't, it's just such a, it's always the same thing. You're fighting with the higher-ups. The people live there like probably nice people. No, it's just probably, you never know. Suburbs and, you know, Iran is as big as Texas or twice the biggest. It was just gigantic. I don't know. I have no solutions.

peace and love. I have no opinions. Ringo's on the other podcast, Fly on the Wall. And that was a great time. We won't overdo it, but what a great time. He wanted to come on this one

who said, no, no, you got your own. Yeah, we don't want, we can't, we have to talk too much

on this one. I know. Oh, I got another thing. Mm-hmm. The, well, it might be in one of the stories. There was a big moon launch.

So people are, moon launch? Is that what happened? Well, they're not going to land. Artemis. Yeah, Artemis Gordon from Wild Wild West. Yeah, the Artemis.

It's a pretty big rocket. It's NASA. It's nasty NASA. It's not Starlink or, you know, Bezos. It's regular old school NASA. Yeah, and it's... Gabe Canaveral. Yeah, there it is.

It took a lap around the Earth. Is it already done? Well, it took off yesterday. I think it lapped around the Earth, and then there's slingshotting. it'll be to the moon like on in three days or it's at the moon right now or whatever it takes a while to get out there and it's going to go further away from the moon further in outer space than any humans have ever been you know what the guy stepped in shit because of course people love this

quote one of the dudes talking goes you know it's great because this is the first time we've been to the moon and blah blah and then he said i think he was saying in conjunction with also doing this, but once he said it's the first time we've been to the moon, I went, I told you. What? Well, here's the weird part. Go ahead. In 1969, early 1969, in July, we put men on the moon. We had a mission to do exactly this. Just prove that we can go get around the moon. So the astronauts on that thing, the rest of their life, Cotail party. You're asking a man. Oh, getting flushed right and left. Did you land on the moon? You can't be. You can't be. a bigger star you could there's no way you could be a bigger star than then one of the guys in the

moon walked on the moon but you you're like go to a non-star i i i i got really close got a good look at it uh-huh they just turn away at the cocktail party you're gonna be an extra yeah you're either a movie star you're the moonby star or you're the extra so here's my question do they have the equipment available to call an audible these astronauts they're really close they go fuck it houston Oh my God. Because I think they're testing a module. We're going down. We don't give a shit.

We're landing on the moon. We're getting mooned us and coming back. I love it. One of them goes, guys, guess what I packed? They weren't looking the fucking dune buggy. Yeah. And the weird part, they have one extra astronaut. And I was surprised who it was.

I shocked me, but he wanted to go. Campbell? Oh, my mommy. Oh, hey, hey, everything's good. Go ahead. He's very jovial, Mandami. What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine. You're in the moon?

Yeah. Mundami's up there. This is not my fake lap, but an actual half cough, half lap. Yeah. You know what's funny? never really sick. I don't believe in it. Good job.

No, guess what? I'm going on the road a little bit too. And when you start getting in airports and up and down for everybody, you know, it's a recipe for a little bit of viral activity. I'm going to ask you a question. Okay. And you give me your professional opinion. We're going to let the audience in a little inside baseball.

Yeah, okay. This is, I was anticipating this. Go ahead. Corporate gig coming up. I was just telling Heather this yesterday. Yeah. And it's outside of Nashville, which I love Nashville. And it's a cool place.

Cool. But, you know, they have various duties you do. So the money's fine. I say great. It's more like how much do you do when you're there? Most corporate gigs, you go. You might meet the CEO backstage. That's all part of it.

They have to, you know, take a picture with their kids, say hi for a few minutes. Go out, you do 45 minutes, and maybe take a few pictures out. whatever but they like it boom boom boom they have shit to do they have something yeah yeah you're not there's usually a you're kind of the entertainment and there's awards for the company and all that's yeah there's a day and it's a year and it's their people for the yearly thing so they said VIP photos for 15 minutes with the heads fine sit with them at dinner for the dinner i i could do that if i came to that that's not a big deal i still haven't done my 45 yet which takes some energy Then, this is where they get you, hour 15 meet and greet with photos.

And I said, how many people about it? They said around 300, 350. I'm like, I don't think I can stand for an hour 15. I mean, I can't, and the flashes, people don't know, I don't like too much light. Flashes for an hour 15 and then they get in the bright lights on stage because I'm a colossal pussy, maybe America's most. That's pretty stout. I, you know, I've had, I've never heard of that much. I did a college once in the 90s, and I think I did close to a thousand, because all the whole student body.

But that was just like early days. A thousand. It just went on for a long time. But that was rare. That was an anomaly. Usually you don't meet and greet longer than your performance. So you kind of think. Oh, never.

It's usually, it's usually the top employees. and they go, we have 30 people, is that possible? They have a step and repeat. You have a backdrop of their company, photographer. They organize them. Everyone's pretty, you know, some people are little juiced, but that's fine. They walk in, say, hi, okay, what's your best side? I put them where they want.

Picture, picture. They move on. Thanks for coming to the show. And then they move, you know, it's an orderly fashion and it's fun. Yeah, it's fun. And I said, I can't do it. and they were like they're not bending at all. I go, can I do 30 minutes?

They're like, they're not bending. I'm like, why wouldn't they bend? I don't know why. So anyway, these are fake problems, but I just thought, I know. I want to do it. That's the problem. I want to do it. I would just say this, and I understand that it would sound like not work,

but it's small talk and you want to make a moment with each couple people coming through and sometimes another one, it's okay. and they're always a really big, meaty guy who maybe thinks it's funny to shake my hands. And I literally, after a while, I mean, I've been crushed so many times I can start doing this. Crush it.

It's just giant, hey, come here, little buddy. I get thrown around. They put me in their shoulders. But it's not really, I don't want to meet people. If you didn't say anything, and I was in a room and people were milling around, and I started bullshitting, I could be there for an hour.

But the fact that you have to be, and honestly, because my neck trouble, I'm like to stand for an hour 15 and entertain and be like all the energy of that, which it sounds like nothing to anyone, I'm telling you. And I may be being crazy and I'll probably do it watch. But the show is also kind of, it's not super hard. It's just that takes a lot of thinking and try to make sure I bomb. Well, because it's a tough audience. You never bomb. I would say could I do 150 before and 150 after? I'm trying to think of...

Oh, people to break it up. Or could you send me stuff ahead of time to sign? Like Joe... Could I wake up the next morning and come in and do the other 3,000 people? Yeah. By the way, who are they turning away? I mean, so it's really almost the whole audience, I guess. I know.

I guess it's one of those things that I do. The only side note, I would say, if they can get, because sometimes you go to a place they go, there's no mean, greed, they kind of cancel it. But the fact that those people really, you know, that's a lot of people. It's like, it's like, Christ Sinks, you know, what are you, Taylor Swift here?

Yeah, everybody gets a Bus Boy's Spade popcorn bucket with my face on it, which they are making, unfortunately. Okay, another thing quickly. Oh, we got to get a story. That was a great story, though. I loved it. It's kind of inside, but it makes me look like a such, an asshole. No, we understand that.

We take that every second. We're just saying these are just things that happen to us. It's just odd. Because no one knows what the money is. If it's $50, would I do at $50? I don't know. Well, what people say to me, constantly would I'm doing those kind of situations that go, you must hate this. Oh, they always say

and I donate it. Yeah, when I'm doing it, I don't hate it. Now, anyway, I have one more story. Well, Lyme disease is taking over the country, but that, we'll talk about that next week. Paul McCartney. has been banned on Reddit after posting photos videos from his show at Fonda Theater to his subreddit? Yeah, I don't even know what this means.

I don't even know what it means because... Foreign language. Yeah, I have no idea what it means. But subreddit is a place, I don't know. Reddit is just a place where people go to talk about a lot of things, but I think he posted something you're just not allowed to. and it's just funny that Paul McCartney gets kicked off. Well, and the assistants have to come up and go, Paul, Mr. McCartney, I'm sorry, but you've just been banned on Reddit.

Imagine him, the world's the most famous man. Well, you know, I think it's okay, you know. They're shitting on me. You know, I'm playing, you know, I'm playing the straight of Homoos to try to get a piece moving there. I'll be on one of the islands. I mean, you try to try to get everyone together. So I don't know of me being on Reddit, but I'll have to ask you a question.

What's Reddit? Yeah. Well, you posted photos. I'm sure he's got someone to. Oh, hang on, Heather. Heather, I'm going to send us to you. We have audio. So you can get to Phil.

It's so unimportant, but the Reddit was more exciting because Paul's got some intern or somebody going, I've got you on. tubi reddit squeeb squab all the big ones and he's like I don't know

what you're talking about and then the guy breaks the rules and Paul's going to jail now just after being jailed in Japan for having cannabis on him that was the last time he was jailed

you should have gone to that show Paul in L.A. at the Henry Fonda Theater well what I did was I tried to get tickets and I shouldn't have done it But I called up the theater to get tickets,

and I just made myself sound like Henry Fonda the whole time. They didn't take me serious. Yeah, I'd like to score a couple of tickets. I know the Henry Fonda theater is hard to get tickets to. I reckon I get a cunt. You're acting like Henry Fonda? Yeah, or I just sounded like Henry Fonda. Yeah, that's a good idea.

I know what the guy said, Oh, really? Who'd you have on the podcast this week? Paul? And you go, no, Ringo. Oh, no, these little, I forgot my toys today, all my sound effect. No, that was my phone. I turned it off.

Oh, thanks. No, they go, you like Ringo better. Ringo dingo, dingo. I like them all. I know. We like them all. Ringo was fun to have on them. We had Ringo and Paul.

We just need the, uh, I know. Other two. Okay, next story. Okay. This is, okay, stop. This is Abby Hornacek.

Hornacek. She, I think, is the daughter of a famous basketball player, but she's also a sports reporter. So she does one of these things where they go in

and wrestle or a sum a wrestling or a jujitsu. Watch her try to wrestle. Yeah. Oh, hey. Oh, well, there you go. Oh my God.

Wow. I mean, with sound, it's like, Well, the only question I... She gets right up. Well, can you break someone's neck that way? Or is it...

Yes. But I saw a follow-up with this. The person that threw her said, well, I knew at the end you turn a little bit and it doesn't snap their neck. I'm like, it's a little itchy and not scientific. Yeah. Uh-oh, is this the noise? Well, okay, we go. Oh, I mean, that's a slam.

I wouldn't, for a million dollars, let them do that to me. Okay, that's... No, I mean, the time that I did it for you, it was just, it was just fun and the grasp was pretty soft, you know, when I just threw you up, threw it around like that. But you just hugged me and then we rolled on the floor. And I go, I don't know what, what are we doing? You guys didn't want to hurt your neck.

Why would you guys roll around on the neck? Is that your idea of fun? Such idea of fun, David Spade. I actually like Pierce Morgan. I do too. I think he's interesting. It's pretty funny. I like you're doing it.

I like you doing it. I'm coming on to it. I was watching him and Tucker Carlson. They do a lot of, you know, freaking frack together. They have a fight, right? They do a lot of that. And, uh... He's getting another guy in there, and the guy was giving him so much shit.

Did you see that was a rapper or some? I don't know who it was, but they were like... Oh, no, yeah. He gets people crazy. crazy at him. Oh, people are getting fucking Pierce is getting pissed. All right, next one.

We're killing it, Dana. I can't believe it. What's this? Oh, I like when you hear like ancient ruins and then they're like, oh, they were actually set up for Wi-Fi. You're like, man, 50 million years ago? This isn't that, but what is this?

Yeah. Video from India has gone viral on the internet where people charge any device from a stone. And the most interesting thing is this stone. more interesting. They always find these places. Yeah. Temple is known for its ancient mechanisms with perfectly crafted small detail.

When they build these things, you go, who really built this with rocks? I know. They sat in the mud and had thatched huts, and yet they could build like a shopping mall with rocks. This is from a single rock, that whole thing. Yeah. I mean, something's going on. It was built. It would take about nine such tunneling machines and more than 60 days just to process the stone.

But the most interesting thing is that recently a video appeared on the internet in which the author claimed that this technology was passed down to him from his ancestors. And in ancient times, people used laser technology to process such structures. All too much to process. I can't process. this video. When they show like Machu Piccha, Pecha, wherever they did the emperors and a groove and all these places. Yeah. There's just so many places

in different countries that are so well built and so 45 degree angles, stones that are so heavy. Yeah. They go, yeah, they had a donkey and they had a guy. I'm like, they were like, we couldn't do this good today with all our stuff. So something is going on. They had a million guys just with ropes,

a stone in the pyramids and then another shitty job, lifting them up. Working for a million days. Yeah, all they have was like a stick. They didn't even have rope. They built the pyramids. So I don't know. I want it to be alien intervention, to be honest.

I think that's kind of cool that aliens came down and did a little assist and maybe they'll do it with us and solve the straight of Hormuz. Yeah, the straight of Hormuz. that's getting a lot of press these days. If it ends the world, the aliens will come down and go, what do you think? Straight off Hermos.

They should go widen it a little bit and help us out a little bit. Well, we should like never. The whole world should get together and go, how can we get fertilizer and helium and oil all around the world without the straighter reviews? Can we do it with some kind of... Relying on too many, yeah, things like that, it's too much. It's too hard.

Yeah. All right, next one. New York bill to cut off outdoor lights by 11 p.m. advances, passes committee. 20, heads to full vote. So is this good or bad? I don't know. Oh, it's great if you're a criminal. It's fantastic. I mean, they've done movies about this.

That's the greatest way to increase crime is to go a full blackout with any kind of street, any kind of light. Yeah. But it says a proposed law. Dark skies protection. I was telling Heather this. They always name it something that sounds great. Dark skies protection act. Why do the dark sky, what is that, what are they talking about?

Light pollution. Reduces light pollution. That's physical light in your eyes. Oh, it protects wildlife. Okay. How? How? Well, you know, I've never been a squirrel in Central Park, so I'm not going to judge or put words in his squirrel mouth.

And I talked to an owl and Al and said, how? Oh, man, we have owls up here at the farm. I love it. What? Let's ask Sarah Sherman. Oh, Sarah Sherman? I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, her little squirrel thing on update.

Oh, yeah, when Sarah Sherman was a little squirrel. Well, we have. She could do an update this week and talk about that. I can't wait until it's dark at night. Half of it is that it is really funny and that Sarah is enjoying the costume so much. She loves a weird costume. She's having so much fun that it's very infectious. It's the silliest thing.

The best thing you can do is can you play a girl that is like just a pustule zit? She's like, oh my god, yes, please. Of course. You have an arm growing out of your face. Could someone be pooing it out as well? All right. We'll do one more. Then I'll tell you the one we didn't do that I thought was.

Okay, but we do have the alien video. Oh, this is it. Let's see it. Yeah. Okay. Alien video. So here we go. It's three. We'll do about 30 seconds. Okay.

Claims military breeding aliens and humans. Oh, there's no sound, but I'll tell you what the guy's saying. Oh, we don't need sound. So the guy is in Congress and he says, what would you, what do you think is going on? He goes, well, I was briefed last week. And again, he says, it would just scare people too much. And he goes, how? Because someone else came out this week and said, there are hybrid humans.

someone else was sort of well known and we're like oh that scared me and he goes i see why they don't tell people but they should but everyone would flip their fucking lid it's too much oh i know the truth so i can't tell you but he said it was so when he was talking i was like i don't like this because he's like an old dude he's like listen man well what don't you like about it you think he said you won't sleep at night yeah he said it's just the shit they have and you go even hybrid people I would be I don't like it so you won't offer proof of the hybrid humans and yet you want us to believe you without any anything that we could actually look at or see yeah ideally just believe me and there's no proof at all well he's trending he has married women wanting

to marry him he's like got a deal with exon look look look look here's what's your wrong day, what are you going to do? Are you going to be scared or not? I just go back to science fiction. I mean, look, AI was already done in 2001. How when, you know, can't, yeah. The day the Earth stood

still, 1959, spacecraft lands in the White House lawn, this giant silver robot comes out, has signals. It just stands there, right? Yeah, so that's what we need. We can't get mysterious, it's buried, we don't know. We need a fucking

alien robot, 50 feet, tall coming in a spaceship and landing. And no one's interested even in pictures of aliens anymore or UFOs because it's all AI is the first comment. AI. So we are kind of possibly could be hoodwink unless you see it physically, which is going to be the future. In the future, if you say, someone says, we have video of you robbing a car and stealing

it. You go, AI. And there's going to be a shadow of doubt. Absolutely. You really literally can't believe it. I do find myself saying that. a lot now, to myself, AI. Yeah. AI, that's an AI.

And so I would love for aliens to come down. I think of it, if you took, you know, the Taliban or whatever, the Chinese people, Trump, and throw in anyone you want, Hitler, throw in anybody, get them into a spaceship, put them out toward Pluto, and they got a big viewing thing, they can see the sun and the earth, they would start crying and hug each other. Hitler would be, I can't believe it. When you get down to what really matters and how.

Once we are so alone. I love. We're so alone in the universe. Everyone would be hugging each other? Yeah, I think so. Everything would fade away. That or if, you know, you know, our stupid problems.

Yeah, if Jesus came back today, Jesus came back. That would be like, whoa. I get it. By the way, okay, that's it. That's enough to talk about. I think you did a really good job today, Danny. I was kind of puppet-heavy.

You weren't that puppet heavy. I like peers. Well, listen, you did another podcast that was slow at times, humorous, and others. Well, I hope you'll try to do better next week's page. Good luck with bus, boys. I saw the trailer. It looks pretty good. And also, what's the name of the one with Keanu Reese?

Outcome. Well, outcome's not a very good title. You don't want to give the outcome to some. then before you see it. I don't even know if I need a ticket, spavid. Spavid. You know, how outcome, John, is about Kianu is a huge star like Robert Downey. He sort of collapses because he goes into drug addiction and disappears alcohol. And he's making a huge comeback. And he's got his best friends with him, not me, Cameron and Matt Bowman. Well, yeah. Well, no, John, hang on. And then he's making.

he says and then a week before his big movie come back and he's been 90 days sober he gets a call his lawyer gets a call we have a tape on him and it's going to ruin his life and it's going to come out right before the movie give us 10 million dollars so he's got to figure out what's on the tape who's got the tape and do i pay the tape and he has to go re look at all his relationships and says who actually doesn't like me out there and he finds out a lot of people don't. Well, that's a great story, David Spade, but now I don't have to see the movie

because you told me the whole story. You can't give it all the way, but it was a great movie while you had it. Yeah, it's not the Cowboys, which was a great movie I saw to drive in. Never give away the whole plot of the movie. You gave away the whole plot before you seen the movie. I didn't really know.

He's being, what's it called when they loves to dance oh boy they're dancing is this the new Brokeback Mountain remake Ah Anyway No that that

Takeaway what's it called Howdy Duty? What's the main? Outcome. Oh right I'm sorry Outcome I'm going to see that movie in the theater And then I'm going to see Bus Boys

Week later Two weeks later? No, you're going to see outcome on Apple TV. Fuck! I'm going to sweat. And then you can go out and see Bus Boys. I didn't know it was a live streamer. Yeah. But they make great movies. Okay, I'm going to put it on. I'm going to, yeah, I've got Apple TV. Keanu's being blackmail. That was the word I couldn't. Okay. Okay, we got it. All right. Thanks, everybody, and we'll see you next time.

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