Fore Play - $10 Billion To Never Play Golf Again

Episode Date: October 13, 2022

A heated debate. Would you take $10 billion if it meant you could never play golf ever again? Brandel praises Tiger’s swing. House of the Dragon recap show. Halloween costumes. Much more.You can fin...d every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. So you'd rather go to Eisenhower Park Golf Course with Rob than like go to the fucking Egyptian pyramids? Yes. That's, I think I was genuinely would. $10 billion? No way!
Starting point is 00:00:24 Foreplay, presented by Barstool Sports and also presented by our presenting sponsor, which is Chevy. We love Chevy EVs. So when I get this new Xbox. this new Xbox X series. Is this going to be like a huge difference? Am I going to be blown away? Is it going to look like the characters are jumping out of my fucking TV or how's this new thing? Why am I paying $500 for a new thing?
Starting point is 00:00:46 It's a graphics card. So it's like it's an upgrade in the graphics. Things move faster. They have higher capabilities, right? So it's like getting a new TV or a new technology where your old TV used to be able to perform at 720P and the new ones at 4K or 2,800 p. everything's just faster, crisper. Things load quicker.
Starting point is 00:01:06 So like when you're playing expansive games and you're playing like a call of duty, nothing's buffering. Everything's already loaded. It's just a stronger capability, right? It's like everything about it is stronger, faster, better. So like all the old days of like when you turn and everything would populate,
Starting point is 00:01:21 all the trees would populate because it's loading. Now the whole world loads within a blink of an eye. You play PGA Tour 2K and if you're on the birds eye of you, everything is there. Every hole. It's all there. It's a nonstop moving world because it's firing at a billion, whatever, a second. It's just stronger.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Okay. So it's going to be better. It's going to be noticeably better? Noticably better. It's faster. It's like you turn on a game. It's already on. There's no loading.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Everything's on. I don't think I've had an Xbox since the Xbox 360. So this is probably going to blow my mind. I mean, the difference between PS2 versus PS3 and then PS3 to PS4 was light ears better. It's just smoother. And the players start to look better. And the biggest one was NBA. They used to start sweating.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Remember when they started showing the sweat and then guys were sweating so much. They were sweating so much. It was crazy. They'd do the zoom in on the trailer and the guys would be sweating their dicks off. That's like that's what they like to show. Like, oh, look at how the light reflects off the sweat. There's people just in a lab somewhere trying to figure out how to make that sweat glisten. And they usually figure it out.
Starting point is 00:02:21 No, they did a great job. And I will say that I, so I went and looked for a couple yesterday. I really underestimated the Columbus Day effect, places closed early and stuff. I totally off my radar. I was out in the driving range. Came back. Went to try to get, you know, six, seven o'clock at night. I'm going to Best Buy's Walmart.
Starting point is 00:02:41 They're just like not open for business. Damn, Columbus Day blew right by me. I didn't realize that was happening yesterday. I used to get Columbus Day off in school, didn't you guys? I forget. I think so. Yeah. I went to like a liberal private school.
Starting point is 00:02:54 So we called it, indigenous people's day. Yes. I think that's what it's called now, right? That I should, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I'm trying to, you know, there's like, do I go, yeah, the guy that's usually here to answer the questions about the new Xbox. He'll be back in the morning.
Starting point is 00:03:08 And I'm like, what do you? It's 6 o'clock. Who, like, it's 2020. What are we doing here? And they're like, it's a holiday. The hours change is like, oh, fuck. It's a Columbus Day. So what?
Starting point is 00:03:16 Or Indigenous People Day. So. What kind of look do they, would they give a person if you went into a store like that and asked for a PS5? Would they just slap you across the face? They'd laugh, I think. I think they're all assholes in those room. those types of places. It's like when I go to a music store and I got to go get drumsticks or something for my when we're playing these these concerts. Oh my God, dude, the attitude I get
Starting point is 00:03:40 from these guys, they're all cool behind the fucking counter with their long hair. What do you want? Do you have any like thing that makes the Tom Tom sounds better? You want the Tomtoms to sound better? What, what do you mean? You Tom Tom Tombs? You fucking asshole. I don't know what I'm doing here. Do you say, hey man, I sold out Irving Plaza. I'm going to need these drumsticks now. I'm opening for the lumineers. I need this. Oh, my God, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:05 It's the worst. And then you're walking around. They don't want to help you. It's just all those guys. They think you're supposed to know everything. It's like, why are you here then? It's like when I walk, it's like when Emma and I walk into a Brooklyn wine store. And we just sort of like, we want like an $18 bottle of wine that is going to be nice.
Starting point is 00:04:20 And they're like, what do you usually like? And we're just like, I'm going to fucking know. Fuck off. I like getting drunk. Yeah, exactly. I like drinking wine, feeling warm inside and forgetting about my problems. Same. Sounds lovely.
Starting point is 00:04:33 That's the goal. Let's talk about Chevy real quick for Bolt of Blazer, Equinox to Silverado. Chevy EVs are for everyone everywhere. We love Chevy EVs. They're affordable. You don't have to be rich to have an EV with an established full-line brand like Chevrolet. I think they invented the SUV in 1934. Is that what we came up with via the Google machine?
Starting point is 00:04:52 $2,000. $2,000. First car they sold. I think I said $150. bucks and we That's what I was at too But you know You're way off
Starting point is 00:04:59 That was wrong But I mean I get yeah Yeah It was like the computer analogy That we used It's like we forgot that to create One SUV back then Took all of the technology
Starting point is 00:05:08 In history up to that point Right So of course it's going to be expensive And then yeah All right EVs Now you can get EVs Again they're affordable
Starting point is 00:05:18 I'm going to get a blazer The Blazers are old school Classic Now they got the EV aspect to them. They got EUVs. So check them out. Get yourself a Chevy for everyone everywhere. The MicroRock. Order them now. Check them out on their website. I've done it many times. Different colors, different brands. They got sport. It's great. So big shout out to. So that logo is so iconic. The bow tie is what they call it. And I was looking, how did they come up with that? And it says,
Starting point is 00:05:47 while the bow tie has been present for 100 years, the details surrounding its origin are still uncertain. Stories range from Durant. I guess this is the guy who started this thing. Kevin? Kevin? No, this is not Kevin Durant. This was...
Starting point is 00:06:03 William C. Durant, the co-founder of Chevrolet in 1913. So some stories range from Durant being inspired by the wallpaper design on his Parisian? Parisian. Parisian hotel. What's a Parisian hotel? Where's that? Paris of Paris.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Paris. What? Yeah, Parisian. Never in my life have I heard that. What did you think someone from Paris? What did you think someone from Paris was called? I don't know. Are they Parisian?
Starting point is 00:06:34 They're Parisian. That's mine. That's fucking mind blowing. Wow. That's a good one. Parisian hotel to a newspaper advertisement while he saw while vacationing in Hot Springs, Vermont. All right. I thought it was more of like a Jesus thing, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:06:51 It sort of looks like a cross. Yeah. I mean, it is a cross. It's like a low, it's like a, it's like a flat cross. It's a sloddy cross. Right. I didn't think it was, yeah. I didn't think that either, but now that I think about it.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's like if I were to get a gold chain with that, you know, it would be Chevy and also across. So they're saying it was a bow tie inspired. If you turned it sideways, it's really a cross. Basically, he spotted this design in a Parisian newspaper. He just saw it. And he's like, that would be an amazing logo for Chevrolet.
Starting point is 00:07:23 and he was at the hot springs and he said that this should be it. And that's been kind of debated. And this is, you know, this is, this is all over the news, all over the internet of how they don't know how it actually came about. Maybe our people at Chevy can give us a definitive answer. How much are you going to throw around the word Parisian now? Dude, that was like, that was pretty, I learned something there. That one, it really clicked in my head that I'll always know that Paris people are called
Starting point is 00:07:48 Paris. I didn't know that we had a name for people that lived in Paris. For some reason, I just didn't, I don't know. I just never thought of that. Paris has got it like that. Paris is like its own... Parisian. It sounds old world.
Starting point is 00:07:59 It is old world. It is old world because people would say they wouldn't say they're French. They'd say they're Parisian because it sort of comes with a certain cachet. I'm watching this Roman Empire show on Netflix, by the way, and I'm a couple episodes in. It's amazing how much politics happened between the Senate and Comedist, where he was like, I want to give all these people a gift to show them that I love them for fighting in this war. And then the Senate's like, yeah, no. problem. We'll take care of that. We got this. We got you,
Starting point is 00:08:25 Communists. We're going to do this. You sit back. You enjoy being the fucking Emperor of Rome. You're going to sit there. We're going to do it. And then they sent it out to everyone with a note saying, here's your gift. Here's your land. Love the Senate. They were just like, we gave this to you. And everyone's like, what the fuck? So then communist is like, all right, I want to give one more gift. And he's like, I want to give them a day of games, which is going to be crazy expensive. And the guys are like, well, we can't afford that. He's like, I'll figure it out. And then he does the day of games that he taxes the Senate. for the day of games.
Starting point is 00:08:54 And he fuck them. And he's like, fuck you. Now I get the fucking big round of applause when I walk into the, into the Coliseum. This show is unbelievable. I can't believe this should happen.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Same shit happens today. I mean, they go into the Oval Office and have a meeting with the president and agree to come up with some new statute or some new. And literally they have a camera waiting for that person. The second they walk out of the Capitol building or the White House and they jump on CNN or Fox and they're like,
Starting point is 00:09:19 I just gave you this. And then the president's like, I know, I did. They're the same fucking shit today. Frankie, you would be great on drunk history. You would be so good. Yes. If you just watch this whole series,
Starting point is 00:09:32 we get you hammered drunk and then you recite what you learned. You would be amazing. I was at dinner last night with my parents. I hadn't seen my parents in a couple of weeks. We all went to dinner with this nice place, Tallulah's actually right around the block from me. Great spot. Trent, right in your little area.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Amazing spot to eat dinner. To Lulu? We're sitting there. Tallulah, it's called. It's great little restaurant. And we're sitting there and we're having conversations about whatever they're fucking talking about me being as a little kid. I hate when we talk about like, oh, you used to do this. And I'm like, I don't care about what I used to do.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Right. I just can't talk about that stuff. So then I'm like, why don't we talk about Rome? And everyone's like, what is this kid even talking? They thought I was on drugs. They thought I was taking like fucking mushrooms or something because I'm like, you guys don't even understand what Rome was. I'm like, they had a million people in this city. It was a metropolis.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It was the first major. city in the world. They had a million people going through like high rises and fucking apartment buildings and condos and people were renting. I was doing I was doing research. People were like renting land to people. It was like the first Airbnb's like you could like go into the city and like rent someone's house. This fucking place was they were so close to like the industrial revolution. They were almost there. This and everyone's like we don't care like my no one can you know what's amazing. We talk about history. It almost makes people nervous. Like they don't want to talk about that that was 2000 years ago. They're like they can't even.
Starting point is 00:10:52 even comprehend like history and they can't comprehend how long ago that was. I'm like, I looked at my dad. I'm like, people were walking around a city like me and you talking about like sports. Yeah, and they were like selling things out of the window. No, we just like a lot how like the Romans were so close and we went backwards for like 1,500, 1600 years. The Romans were really close to the life that we're living. They had running water. They had irrigation to far away lands. They were an absolutely unbelievable culture. Dude, it really is. We talked about it in Myrtle a little bit where if you say you put like a timeline on your wall and you, and you just threw a dart at what and wherever it landed you looked up that year there's a bunch of
Starting point is 00:11:26 shit going on it's a little bit more you think about now the romans now the romans are shit happening now the romans are super interesting right because they got the empire and they were so dominant and they figured out all this different stuff but like this type of stuff the type with the senate and the emperor or who the dictator whoever it's just always been going on we're just on top of the pile right now do you think that there was a four play podcast in the roman emperor and by that i mean was there like a group of guys who I don't know if it was some sort of gladiatorial game I don't know if it was throwing sticks were there four guys who were like doing it and they were really funny and amazing and good looking and people love them do you think there was a
Starting point is 00:12:04 four play pod back they did they did this stuff you know what they did this shit in the form of plays like they literally yeah okay so there was a four play podcast play I think so I think there was a that was like they would reenact and they would do funny interpretations on current events with the Senate versus right they do that in thrones all the time where they're making fun of like the girls for banging her and i think that's literally what they did they had like a troop of funny motherfuckers that were actors that would do this shit and get a bunch of people would throw money at them or pay them to go to the show or whatever like that was that was the version of us they just didn't have they just didn't people didn't have iPhones to put on their podcast it would
Starting point is 00:12:38 be like otherwise they'd be huge it would be like trentius and yeah rigson and daniel son it does make you realize that stuff doesn't change that much now obviously technologically things change all the time but like sports entertainment like gossip all that shit is the same it's just that we can watch them on our TVs and they got to go to a play but the same shit is going on i think a part of the reason thrones is as big as it is is because it's sort of real like i very real when you when you watch roman empire the roman empire series you're like this is game of thrones this is exactly what happens and then that's pretty close to how real our world is it's just like before the head fucking phones and planes they flew around with dragons. Like we have dragons now. They're called like
Starting point is 00:13:23 F-18s and they fucking shoot missiles of people. It's like it's the same shit. It's Senate versus executive power and it's like judicial and there's you know, there's the rule of law and sometimes it's stricter than it is in other places and sometimes you can uphold it and other times you can't. Like it's it's wild to think for a long time that if you were an emperor or you were the sole leader, most likely you were going to be killed by somebody and that's how your reign was going to end. I mean, that's just how it ended. It was like, eventually someone's going to kill you and then you just don't rule anymore because you're dead. That was just how it went forever. I'm looking up like what happened in the year 421, right? Probably a lot. Just a lot of shit
Starting point is 00:14:04 happened. Ruggula, chieftain of the Huns attacks the Balkans. Theodysius II allows Panonian Ostrogoths to settle in Thrass to defend the Danube frontier. The Franks conquer new territories in their kingdom and sack the old Roman capital Augusta Trevor Rorum. And so there's just a lot of stuff happening. Right. And the taking over territories. This guy allowed this one territory to like finally settle and like defend the Danube frontier.
Starting point is 00:14:30 The Danube frontier. I mean, what the hell's going on? We're working on that for centuries. Centuries. We're working on that. It was just one year. What makes people uncomfortable about talking about history is that the people who are involved in all the activities that you just described, Frankie.
Starting point is 00:14:43 That was the most important thing in the world to them. They were like, this is, this matters. We have to do this. And nobody remembers it. So the people who are living now, us, all the stuff that we're doing inevitably just becomes a part of history that nobody talks about. That's, that's what I was going to get at, Trent, was they probably had this conversation in the Roman times where they were like, oh, can you imagine what happened in 700 before Christ?
Starting point is 00:15:07 I mean, so much. And then they probably looked at the record books and couldn't believe it. And yeah, I think societies or don't last forever if history tells us anything. The Roman Emperor obviously crashed, the Ottoman Empire crashed, the British Empire had its day. If we go by history, this American experiment will not last forever. And I think you're right. I think that's a very uncomfortable truth for people to realize. That makes me want to puke.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Have you guys watched? I don't want to talk about that. Do you guys, have you guys watched Thrones? Is everyone, no? Damn. What do you guys haven't watched? Tuesday. You haven't watched fucking dragons?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Damn. Yeah. Should I? Take your headphones off first. I was going to say you want me to step off. Take your headphones up. We're going to talk about this for a second. And then we'll,
Starting point is 00:15:48 I'll wave to you. I'll do something. Can you hear us? Dan? You little bitch boy? Can you hear us? Hello? You guys want to do game time real quick?
Starting point is 00:15:56 I will say it's a little weird to have him just staring at us almost because he's just going to watch us talk about it. At least Trent, when you did it, you went outside the room. You went to the bathroom. You guys just like wave me when you want me back. Yeah. We're going to, we have to test if he could hear us. Hey, Dan, you're a little bitch.
Starting point is 00:16:10 He definitely can't hear us. He's not one in the headphones. I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure. Hey, Lurch is better at golf than you. Let's talk about game time. Sorry. I fucking heard that.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I knew it. I knew it. You can hear. We also, we also all know that he's not. You got to leave the room and we will text you. That's been proven. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I think he's got to leave the room. I fucking knew he could hear us. I fucking knew he could hear us. NHL's back. If you want to see any games this season, you need game time. You guys are going to a game Thursday night. Thursday night.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Game time, the first time using game time for the NHL season. I can't wait. It was as easy as ever. Also, not just hockey. Blink 182 just announced that they are back. Tom is back. They're going on a world tour. They're coming to UBS.
Starting point is 00:16:57 They're coming to MSG. They're going to Brooklyn. They're going everywhere. They're coming to your city. They're coming to your city. Blink 182 is coming out with a new album. They're going to MSG? They're going to MSG.
Starting point is 00:17:07 They're going to MSG. I can't fucking wait. I think they're doing two shows at MSG. I can't fucking wait for Blink. to come back and I'm going to go on game time the second that those tickets release and I'm going to go crazy to watch. I saw Blinkled 882 back in 2000. I was 23 because I remember they saying no one likes you when you're 23 and I was on my 23rd birthday. But it was fucking Matt. What's my age again? No. I think that was my first CD I bought. I think I was my first CD I ever bought. Dude, and I'm at the state take off your pants and jacket. And then this new one, the new commercial where it says everyone they're coming and I'm coming. It's. It's the best commercial I've ever seen in my entire life. But I would say I saw Matt Skiba with Blinkwainty 2. It just wasn't the same.
Starting point is 00:17:47 It's like, come on, he's good. He helped them stay alive. Like the band is still what the band is because Matt filled in. But Tom's back. Game time. Make sure you're on it. Yankees playoffs we got going on. All the MLB playoffs, NHL.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I'm excited. It's a great time to have game time. It's like the best time in the world. I think that was Jimmy Eat World that I was humming to earlier, but I kind of put them in the same bucket, Jimmy Eat World. Oh, no, that's disrespect to Blink, but it is great. It's fine. Anyways, game time.
Starting point is 00:18:13 NHL's back. Blues open up against CBJ, which is a little nerve-wracking. They're on home ice, but then the blues go west. They go west for like the first week of the season. They go play Emmettin, Seattle. I think they play Winnipeg during that stretch as well.
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Starting point is 00:18:39 Code 4, $20 off first purchase, terms apply game time. Dan thinks we've been talking about dragons this whole time. No, we've been talking about game time. But I do want to talk about House the Dragons. First thing, right off the rip that I want to talk about that had me just hooting and hollering in my apartment was when King Viserius made it through another time jump. The fact, dude, I was losing it. I did the Game of Stools podcast a couple weeks ago, like after the first or second episode.
Starting point is 00:19:07 And I called him the Tommy Laszora of Westrose. And dude, he is. He just keeps surviving. No matter what happens, no matter how far we jump ahead. It's like, this motherfucker is definitely not making it through another one. And there he, I mean, he looks horrible. Yeah, he looks like the face is falling apart. He looks like the same for sponge bombs.
Starting point is 00:19:26 The chocolate, that fucking little piece of shit that was sitting in the wheelchair. It's an amazing show. I do think it's weird how they just keep aging someone like Viseris. How do you say his name? Vesarius? Vesiris. I don't know if that's right. Just say whatever you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:19:43 They keep aging him, and I know he's got this disease, but they keep aging him hundreds of years. And then someone like Damon hasn't aged a single second or Sir Kristen Cole hasn't aged a single second since this whole time jump has started. Sir Kristen Cole is still a hot 28 year old. It's like the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life, but the women have all moved up. Like, why have they not aged any of the males? It's the most bizarre thing of all time. It's bizarre. The fact that they're getting away with it, it's like something that somebody would try to do 20 or 30 years ago, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:20:15 And the fact that they're getting away from it for it, people aren't chirping. It's pretty fucked up move that all the women are just aging clearly and they're to the point where there are different characters, a lot of them. And the men, even the hand. The hand is just looks identical to what he looked like 15 years ago. The hand should be a thousand years old. Otto should be a thousand years old. He was way older than King of Sirius when they started. He looked older then and now he looks more like Sir Christian Cole than he does fucking the hand.
Starting point is 00:20:45 And it's like, how fucked up is that? I'm glad they're not changing the actor who's playing Damon because he's great. He's amazing. All right. Aside from all the jumps, the time jumps, it's an amazing show. They've locked me in for however many years they want to lock me in for. I am now invested in this story. I'm invested in these characters.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I thought the king was incredible. Him dying at this point. Like, just fucking he needed a mercy kill seven episodes. ago when he finally took his last breath. His acting, I know you guys like to chart me for like thinking I know what good acting is in movies and shows. We can all agree that the acting by that guy is fucking phenomenal. He was able to, he was able to start as like this cheery, nice, like pussy of a king
Starting point is 00:21:26 that didn't have enough rule or power to really talk over anyone. To then he had to act as though he had like the plague where he was like taking off his face. And he had to, I mean, think about that, that drastic change in his day at work. conversation that's ever been. His day at work had to be like dying. Like he had to literally die and walk down this fucking steps and walk up the steps and barely make it an amazing scene by the way, Damon helping him up the steps. It was incredible. But yeah, I just think this show is really, really good. I'm happy that we're all on the same page of that. Yeah, I was nervous about the time jumps initially. Like I found out about it when I was doing the Game of
Starting point is 00:22:00 Stools podcast. And I didn't like the idea of it just because it's so opposite of the way that the original Thrones work. Thrones originally was like, you're going to be with us every single step of the way. Tyrion's going to travel across this huge continent and ocean, and you are going to watch it the entire time. They didn't just jump. At the end a little bit, they started jumping around and people didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:22:22 But with this new show, they've now done three time jumps and I've been okay with it. And I think the reasoning is, is like we're trying to get to a point, and I don't know how many seasons this show is going to go. But I would imagine they're in it for the long haul. And this first season is a lot of setup. Now, we get a lot of violence.
Starting point is 00:22:39 violence and a lot of crazy shit. Damon chopping off half that guy's head was fucking unbelievable. We're getting a lot of setup and a lot of information. But I think once we hit a certain point, I think we might be there with the age of the characters and the time frame. Like now we're just going to go. Like the second, third, fourth season is just going to be all this crazy shit. So the time jumps,
Starting point is 00:22:59 I think were necessary to get us to the point. I hope they don't, like, are they going to keep doing time jumps you think or are we pretty much done? I think they're going to keep doing them. I'd be surprised. Yeah. I, you know, there's no, there's been no clear rhyme or reason to them. Like it's been, they didn't do any for the first four or five.
Starting point is 00:23:16 And then they did a couple shows where they were in the same period and then they jump again. So I don't really mind that. I think they do a good job of putting little hints in there where you realize pretty quickly, you know, how much you've jumped and what the situation is. Right. Um, the kids are a problem. The kids are just a fucking problem. It's almost like a, um, it's almost like they have in, an illegal chaotic tool that they can use,
Starting point is 00:23:43 the writers of the show, which is just children. Like children are clearly unpredictable. You can't handle their emotions. It can't think rationally through things. So it's like everyone's coming together at this dinner. It's nice. You can see they're putting some of their differences aside
Starting point is 00:23:56 and their understanding. And in this moment and his family, it's more important than ripping each other apart. But not to children. It isn't. The kids just fucking hate each other. Hate each other. Hate each other.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And so now they're going to fucking just, it's chaos. It's pure chaos whenever they're in there. And that's like they've just got a cheat code when it comes to writing the show of like anytime you want there to be unpredictable chaos, these kids, anything could happen with these kids. Kids do bring a level of anxiety that adults just can't because like in this show, everybody knows that Reneira's kids are bastards. Everybody knows. And it's the thing that you can't talk about.
Starting point is 00:24:35 If you talk about it, Damon's going to split your skull in half. but kids, they use it as a tool because they're just like, I don't care. I'm just going to try to piss off these other kids that I hate. So when Amon or Agon, the guy with one eye. I think it's Aman. Yep. It's Agon, I think.
Starting point is 00:24:52 All right. Well, whoever that guy is, like, when he's giving that speech at the dinner, I like want to throw up because I know they've gotten through most of the dinner. Reneer has been nice to Allison. Allison's been nice to Reneer, just probably to show face in front of a serious. But it's like, all right, let's just take the, the foot off the pedal for a little bit and let's all have a nice dinner. And then that
Starting point is 00:25:11 fucking one-eyed kid stands up and you're like, don't say the word strong more than once. Maybe don't even say once. And he keeps saying it. And all hell breaks loose. And it's the kid who they cast for that, for the one-eyed kid, that's another great casting. Like Yeah, he looks like Damon. He just, he
Starting point is 00:25:27 looks, yeah, he looks like Damon, but he's got like this little he's got some edge to him and he's still just got one eye. The eye didn't come back. And he's just a little fucker. And they're all little fuckers. And all these kids are going to grow up no matter what happens with Reneer and Allison. Vasirius is dead. But once like this rivalry is going to last forever.
Starting point is 00:25:43 The fight for power is going to last forever. And we're going to get to watch it. I do. I love this show as well. Yeah. And they got to stop naming their kids the same names. Agon, the Conqueror. You got Aagon who's underneath the Vesiris and Allison.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Then you also have Aagon now, which is a kid of Damon and Reneira. And then so now as Vesiris is dying, he's saying Aagon is the one, his, his, um, what he saw in his dream is he's the one. He's got to be the one. He's out. He thought he was talking to Reneera, but really he's talking to Allison who also has a son named Agon, but Reneer has a son named Agon. So that's going to be the struggle where Allison's going to say, oh, no, the king said that Agon is supposed to be the ruler. But which Agon was he talking about? That's what our path is leading towards the two Agon's going at each other, which is fucking awesome. So Danny, Danny can probably come back at this point, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:37 It was longer than the fucking show. Dude, you got to watch it, though. I know. Well, the problem is that Emma's two behind. And so yesterday I was like, can I watch it? And she threw a complete fit. You just got to, you just got to lie. Here's my advice.
Starting point is 00:26:52 You just got to lie and watch it. Just watch it again. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, well, I'm definitely never doing that again. I never felt dumber than sitting there. Yeah. No, it's, and it's amazing. Yeah, I saw some tweets that are like, it's the rare show that starts off, you know,
Starting point is 00:27:05 okay, sort of mediocre and just starts hitting its stride in the middle of the season. Usually when a show starts off, it's okay. It's not usually use your best material on the first, but I guess they knew that people were going to watch throughout no matter what. So they had the confidence to not just completely blow their load in the first episode. It sounds like it's just some improvement. It's a show that's going to be around for the next couple of years and it's going to be the thing people are talking about, which is there's nothing better than having a show
Starting point is 00:27:28 like that that captivates pretty much everybody, everybody, you know, who pays attention to those types of things. it's the best like Breaking Bad Sopranos, the original Thrones. Like it's really a fun thing to have in the culture that everybody talks about. I don't get how people don't watch it. Like even if you don't like it, you have to watch it. Like it's cultural capital. You can't, even somebody, when somebody answers no that they're not familiar with the show,
Starting point is 00:27:52 they always give you the sigh. Like no. And you're like, well, you can just avoid that and just fucking watch it. It's really, yeah, it's like, I'll promise you'll like it. They just make it for your entertainment purpose. There's nothing bad about it. Even if you don't like it, you have to watch it. You just got to watch it.
Starting point is 00:28:04 It's like, it's not like an instructional work video. Exactly. You're going to enjoy it. There's no quiz at the end. Right. I mean, the quiz is society because people are going to be like, have you watched it? And you're going to be like, no, and you failed the quiz. But it's more fun than a job instructional video.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Well, there's weird people out there that don't like fantasy shows. They like to watch the same show. My buddy Rob, that freak Rob doesn't like to watch out of the dragons and Harry Potter with his wand. And he's like, he can't understand all the fair. he's flying around. He doesn't, he doesn't want to, he wants to watch Rudy
Starting point is 00:28:37 because he knows it's like a real story and he wants to watch Miracle on ice. He wants to watch like the Wolf of Wall Street because he knows like that's a story that happens, something real. He likes that stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:47 He doesn't like the fairies flying down. What is it? Miss Marvel. That's the way he talks about it. With his hands, oh, Miss Marvel flying around shooting stuff out of her eyes. That argument doesn't really like that though.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I feel like apart from the dragons, it's really not that crazy. Right. Harry Potter always pissed me off. because there was like a, there was a curse or a spell to just kill someone. So it just feels like all the other spells were pretty redundant at that point. Like you could just, one of the guys could just say Avada Kada Kada and then the other guy would be dead. It's like, what are we doing here?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Why are you doing all these other spells? Well, it's like, yeah, like you could like shoot someone in the head also. You know what I mean? Like it's basically a kill shot. I just felt like Harry Potter would would contradict itself with all of the magic. Whereas Thrones, you've got this nuclear weapon that looms in the background and that's it. Harry Potter did the magic perfectly. I just want that on record.
Starting point is 00:29:37 It's all perfect. I mean, there's anti-avidavidabra spells. They're all these things. You know what I mean? Like they can protect themselves. There is one scene in Harry Potter where Harry and Ron, I think, are in trouble. And they're in Dumbledore's office.
Starting point is 00:29:48 And there's a plate of sandwiches that continues to replenish when they finish the sandwiches. I think they could have thrown that, you know, the world hunger way. And we could have moved on from a lot of this stuff. But they just, they kept that for themselves, which I didn't appreciate. There's a lot they kept for themselves. Did you ever see that, like J.K. Ralling and she always like would put out these excerpts of like
Starting point is 00:30:08 as the world kept going on even after the book, she'd talk about things like, oh, like this guy was actually gay. She talked a lot. She talked a lot about stuff. A lot of Dumbledore being gay, I think. Donaldor being gay. Well, she talked a lot about a lot.
Starting point is 00:30:21 It's like, no, no, no, no. It's like, hey, why aren't there any gay characters in your book? She's like, well, that guy's gay and that guy's gay. Yeah, exactly. Okay. All right. She's like, just points are wild at him. Gay.
Starting point is 00:30:32 But honestly, Aside from that, like she never should have talked about any of it. She wrote the book as the book was written. And then she never should have answered to anybody asking questions. Like, why is this not? The book was just what the book was. That's the one of the one of the one. She shouldn't have answered any questions ever.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Never. Just write the book and that's it. It is what it is. It's like, enjoy your billion dollars. Right. It's the second best selling book series after the Bible, I think. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:30:53 She succumbed to the mob of being like, you don't have enough. People buy that. She succumb to the mob and then she got herself in 10 times more trouble. Which it's a all time biggest like drop of all time. But she at one point was like, oh, in the year, whatever, they actually added toilets to Hogwarts. And everyone was like, well, what did they do before that? She's like, they would actually just like defecate where they were and then clean it up with the wand. They would just like, they just shit on the floor in Hogwarts.
Starting point is 00:31:22 And then they would all just like, whoosh it away and make it disappear. It's like, why did you have to add that now? So like before toilets, they were just shitting all over the place. Like, yeah, there was no problem. they would just clean it up. Just like horses, like when you go up in Amish country
Starting point is 00:31:36 and there's shit all over the road? But you could just make it disappear with your ones. But if you were just a little shithead, no pun intended, you could just, you could just shit on the floor and then just not make it go away
Starting point is 00:31:46 and be like, wait, so Riggs and Trent, you guys probably remember when the Harry Potter books were coming out. Do you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Was it like the craziest thing? Was it kind of like Game of Thrones where everyone was reading them and you had, if you were a kid in elementary school and you didn't read the Harry Potter book, you kind of couldn't sit around the lunch table? it just took over man it just took over like it social media i don't was social media was not around
Starting point is 00:32:09 at that point so but it was just sitting around a fire listening to grandpa talk talk to us about the old days you just had to read it like i i remember reading um uh sorcerer stone i believe is the first one you just had to read them because it was similar to that where it's like it was just a phenomenon like i had never ever seen before and it was all books and people people were going crazy for it it was really something You know the first book is actually Philosopher's Stone, but they actually changed the Sorcerer Stone because they didn't think Americans would like the word philosopher. I did know. We're too dumb for philosophy.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Definitely. I remember the final book. I remember waiting in line for like three hours at midnight to get it. And then reading it before like noon on the next like, holy shit. Arrived the next day. Dude, I remember when the last book came out, my buddy, Mark is really into Harry Potter.
Starting point is 00:33:03 He also listens to the show, so he's probably going to hear this. But when he went on like a buddy's trip, what up, Mark. Shout to Mark. It's my dad's name, too. We went on a buddy trip, like a road trip. We may be going to like the Wisconsin Dells or something, something very Midwest.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And it's fun because we're all just hanging out in a car like bullshit and whatever. And he refused to participate in the conversation of the car because he just bought the book and read it the entire time. It just gives me a headache. thinking about it. Yeah, he didn't, he's not a guy who gets a headache when he reads in the car. And he was just reading it the whole time and we're trying to like have a good time. And he's like, I just got to read this Harry Potter book. So it was, you know, it was crazy. Have you guys ever listened to Harry Potter on tape? Yeah. The guy is unbelievable. He has like 120 different voices for every character. He's
Starting point is 00:33:50 absolutely incredible. Yeah. I started actually probably a couple months ago and then stopped, but I having on my phone and I'm glad you said that because I'm going to do that again because I want to listen to that book because Kelly Kiggs is like the biggest fucking Harry Potter fan of all time. Listening, not reading. Kelly Keekeeks says she goes to sleep listening to Harry Potter. She's read it and listened to it over like a thousand times. She knows everything about Harry Potter. Everything.
Starting point is 00:34:15 All right. Yeah. This was a nice little fantasy world talk. You guys like Lord of the Rings? Are you guys into Lord of the Rings? Not as much. Oh, yeah. I like them.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah. You've been watching the new. There's a new show. prime isn't there rigs i haven't been watching it i remember uh let's see i read the hobbit that was like a fourth grade read that we had to do and then uh after i we read the hobbit i remember our teacher being like now this is sort of an entry point into this whole world called lord of the rings and i started the first book again this is whatever grade it was maybe it's six seventh grade i don't really know but then that was around the time that the movies started to come out and so i was like well i'm
Starting point is 00:34:54 to watch the fucking movies. And so I never even actually, I never read the rest of all the rings. I just got really into the movies. And so I think I stopped at the movies. I think like I never really got into any spinoffs. I don't even know how many spinoffs there are at this point. But that world too is it's, that world is so detailed and his whole background and how he wrote.
Starting point is 00:35:16 It's a little bit like George Lucas where he kind of had the whole history before he even wrote the actual, you know, he knew the history and the encyclopedia behind. behind it, kept an encyclopedia. That world you can really get lost in as well. So it's a whole other deal. It's like fucking God, you got thrones,
Starting point is 00:35:34 you got dragons, you got Harry Potter, you got so many fictional worlds you try to live in. I don't know that you can handle all. I genuinely don't understand the brain of the people who write those books. Like the Tolkien's,
Starting point is 00:35:43 the Rowlings, the George R. Martins, like they just have a world, an entire deep world in their head. Like, I wake up in the morning, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:35:51 what am I going to have for breakfast? And they're like, I got to get this shit down. I got to write this shit down and create this entire world That the whole world's going to love Names are crazy to me How do you come up with that many names? Names are so important names.
Starting point is 00:36:03 You're so identifiable. You're literally putting a word on that character That could in theory take over millions, billions of people's brains. That name, people can't even name their own child without it taking months of like battling back and forth. Now you're going to name hundreds of characters
Starting point is 00:36:20 and you've got to come up with stuff that's pretty much never been heard of like Targaryen and Daeneres and Aris and like Voldemort like what are we talking about you're just inventing those names what? It's crazy dude. Harry Potter and Voldemort is like the perfect names of all time and all the Targaryen names are like all the Targary names are like Vesaris and Aris and DeNaris. I think he has a little bit of an easier go at that because you can make it whatever the
Starting point is 00:36:46 fuck you want it's like half the names are insanity like Denarius Targary and we just like that because we like the show. That's a ridiculous name that like, we're like, oh yeah, that's, that just makes sense for that world. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:36:57 Like, it took me like two months to learn how to say that when Thrones came out. I still don't know how to say viscerous. It's somebody that doesn't watch the show. Like, fuck you. That's why I don't watch a show. Like,
Starting point is 00:37:07 I'm not like, that's not a real. But I do know if I had sat down and been like, I'm going to write a fantasy world. My guy would be like, Jim Smith was sitting on a hill. Fuck, man. Like,
Starting point is 00:37:17 I suck at this. I just fucking suck at this. Those people are way better at it than me. It'd be hard. That sounds like the beginning of a really good book. Rick's, what was it? Rick Smith is sitting on a hill.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Jim Smith. Jim Smith is sitting on a hill. I'm hooked, man. I don't think I'm going. I'm not putting that book on me. I'll get to work on. I'll let you guys know when I got a rough copy. How do you get on this hill?
Starting point is 00:37:39 I got to figure it out. We got to figure out what this guy does. What's going on with Jim Smith on that hill, dude? We got a hit on our hands, you think? Do you think we got a hit? I think so, dude. Oh, boy. Another fictional but also real world that looks incredibly real, even more real than it's ever looked.
Starting point is 00:38:01 2K. We got the new 2K golf coming out. A game that our crew, this crew right here that you're listening to, watching perhaps on YouTube, clearly obsessed with PJ Tour 2K to the point where you guys are doing whole-and-one-one challenges for like 12 hours straight. We're doing them again. Now by 5J Tour 2K23 today at PGATor.2K.com. PGATor 2K23, more golf, more game. All kinds of male and female professional golfers,
Starting point is 00:38:37 including Tiger Woods in online and local play. You got Tiger, Colin, Zalotauris, Steph Curry, all kinds of phenomenal stuff coming. Michael Jordan is in this golf game. I mean, they've got top golf in the game. They've got obviously like all the old school things like Divit Derby. You can create your own golf course. I'm excited about all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I can't wait to play match play. I cannot wait to play online. I can't wait to get Butters Bay back in there. I think we're going into the office today. We're getting our Xbox. We're getting our codes. We're going to go home and we're going to set it up tonight. And I can, oh, tonight I got the Yankee game.
Starting point is 00:39:13 But after the Yankee game, I'm going to set it up. And I'm going to play the shit out of 2K. I'm going to get it already. Going to make my player. There's no better feeling. and then starting a game just from the scratch. Maybe I'll even start a tour. I'll start my own tour player
Starting point is 00:39:25 and see if I can make it through Q school and the whole deal. It's gonna be so much fun. 2K23 looks incredible. The online capabilities are insane. I can't wait for everyone to see it. I've been seeing a lot of these trailers and a lot of people playing.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Crazy Canuck is back in the mix. He's like he's streaming all his weird shit that he's got going on. And I can't, it's just like this weird world again is back in our lives, Trent. It's like, this was our life for a year. That's all I did during COVID. was played PJTor 2K21.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Legitimately, it's the only memory I have of 2021. Do we think that Tiger has a limp in the game? Oh, God, Danny. Come on, man. No. No glitch. If so, it would be a glitch. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:40:05 He's just Tiger Woods as if the accident never happened. He's just, he's healthy as, healthiest can be. He's Tiger Woods. Do his powers diminish as the round wears on? No. No. Okay. So we're just living in an alternate universe where tigers.
Starting point is 00:40:19 It's, who broke down. The game's incredibly realistic, so realistic that Tiger Woods is perfect and is going to hit perfect golf shots, which is what Tiger Woods does, which is why he's Tiger Woods. Who broke down Tiger Woods a swing today? Was it Brandel on Twitter? Yeah, Brando loved it. Oh, you love that. I saw your tweet where you were like, talk to me, Brando. Are you kidding me? I'm talking about the width and the swing. Randall put some Instagram, a bunch of Instagram screenshots and little captions about Tiger's swing and basically said he looks perfect. Because Tiger went to that Tiger Foundation thing at the hay the other day and he was. hitting balls on the range. It was actually really funny. The MC at this thing, did you guys watch the video where he roasted that drive? The MC at this thing's like, and that maybe at the end, Tiger will even stick around and take some photos. And as he said, that Tiger ripped a driver, not even listening to the guy, just ripped like a fucking baby draw right in his face. Like, everyone was like, whoa. He's like, everyone forgot that this guy basically just hoard up Tiger to take
Starting point is 00:41:14 photos at this foundation event. Uh, by PJTor 2K23 today at pGA.2.2K.2.com. Com. PGA Tour 2K23, more golf, more game. I'm going to go buy my Xbox today, and I'm going to get that game immediately. Brandl Schambly on Instagram, front of the program. Tiger looking great at an exhibition at Spyglass today.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Tremendous width and shoulder turn in the back swing, legendary separation and squat in transition and left leg extension through impact. Doesn't look like a 46-year-old who had a life-threatening injury just a short time ago. Bicep emoji, fire emoji. Get this guy. a cart. If he's still technically sound to the point where Brando Chambly, you know, the pinnacle of golf swings on Twitter and geopolitics, and if this guy, if this guy's saying that Tiger Woods is back to legendary form when it comes to his swing, we got to get this guy. Legendary separation
Starting point is 00:42:08 slash squat in transition. Tiger Woods needs to be in a golf car because he's going to win multiple majors in a golf cart. His swing is legendary again. Everything else about it means nothing. Just swing. I remember watching him the first couple days, what we were talking about on the podcast before this at Southern Hills when you guys hung out with him that same day. I couldn't believe how good he looked, how well he was hitting the ball. He is, he has nine lives when it comes to golf. I mean, he could put his right hand in a blender and he'd still have legendary separation in transition. He's, he's unbelievable. I'm really starting to trend to Frankie's side of like, I just want the man in a cart. Just golf. That's all you're supposed to do in life is just golf.
Starting point is 00:42:49 golf. He's never going to do it. I think he's going to do it. I think I think that media and like the world. You're giving up too quickly on the carry, the caddy carrying them thing. Everything's going to, you know, the world is just going to accept it. We really brush that aside quickly. Well, we should, we need to.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It's a no brain. We need to create a device where the clubs go on the front and the, and the human goes on the back because the only way you can really do this. Yeah. Yeah. Like a little chair like a little chair that rolls down and rolls up. Like a mom going to a farmer's market on a Saturday. By the way, exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I love Joey La Cava more than, I love Joey La Cava more than some family members. And we did that man dirty on that graphic today on the ForPlay Twitter photo. Like we made him Hodor. And his, he just looks huge. It's just like, I don't know what we did with that graphic. But that was a, that made me kind of chuckle and also feel bad because I know Joey doesn't deserve that. But that is what we're going for. We need a giant person.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Right. Ideally, if Riggs is. dream is to come to, is to come true. That's what we need. There's got to be someone out there who's physically capable of it who would do it. Well, for sure. I mean, like the mountain is coming out of retirement and just come down. Yeah. There's a couple things that are true.
Starting point is 00:44:02 The guy won't take a golf cart. The guy can't walk. But the guy has a human out there that's on his team. Why doesn't that human just carry him? It settles everything. Public perception of this whole thing and just like the vibes around this entire injury, they're going to start moving him towards just taking the cart. I think a lot of people in the media are going to start suggesting it.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I think a lot of his fans are going to start calling for it. I think people in his inner circle are like, Tiger, you're there, man. Let's just do it. Just take the ego away. Nota Begay is going to be like, you can do this. And it's just going to happen. Something's going to happen over the next couple of years where he's going to be like, I want my kid to watch me fucking wear a green jacket one more time.
Starting point is 00:44:35 I want to play in the same masters as Charlie Woods. And if I have to take a cart, then I have to take a cart. Well, he's going to be, he's going to be at the PNC and he's going to look unbelievable. He's going to play incredibly well. He's going to win the thing. He looked good last year, and that was right after he started hitting balls. Well, the dailies are a problem. The dailies are a problem.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Yeah, but when Thomas is a problem. Yeah, but Charlie's a man now. Charlie's a man now with really large hands. So he's got a lot of speed. I think he's going to look incredible at, he's going to look incredible at the father's son because he's riding in a carton because it's dead flat. So I think maybe he shoots like 62 on his own ball and he's like, oh my God. I could actually do some serious damage in a cart here.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Was the video that came out real? I showed it to Frankie and Lurch when we were at the airport leaving big cedar of Tiger and Charlie out in the rain practicing. Did you guys see that? I mean like ESPN put it up
Starting point is 00:45:26 and all these golfers. I think it's real. It was downpouring at the range and Tiger is under an umbrella. You can't even see Tiger really. He's just under an umbrella and you know that it's Tiger and Charlie's out there hitting balls
Starting point is 00:45:39 in a monsoon. And I, it's a really interesting video and we've talked a lot about you know, what's Charlie going to do, you know, make his own choices. If you like soccer in a year, play soccer. And then you see this video that is reminiscent of, of another father in the golf world. And you just see it and you're like, maybe Charlie really wants it. Does Tiger want it for him a lot too?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Like, you don't know. There's no real context. But it was quite the video if it's real. I think tigers live in vicariously through Charlie for sure. He can't be out there and grind in the rain anymore, but Charlie can. And he can't. he's not in that journey, that golf journey that he's that has consumed his life for the past 35 years or whatever it is, but Charlie is. So I think he's getting, he's getting that it's
Starting point is 00:46:24 scratched by Charlie. You just got to hope that Charlie's into it. He is. He clearly seems to be and tigers are good enough father, I think, and he understands and Erica understands that, you know, this is all has to come from Charlie. And they're, they're good parents. I really do believe that. And so I think they, if Charlie ever brushed us, you know, didn't want to do. it or said I'd rather do this or that. I think they would let him do it in a heartbeat. I don't think this is Tiger imposing himself on Charlie. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Charlie's the guy who begged him to play in the first place, who begged him to play in the PNC in the first place. You know, you can't baby your kid either. You know, if he's like, oh, I don't want to practice today. You can't, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:59 I mean, come on. Listen, it's, it's about as, it's as most of a gray area as you can have. Like a father who is a legend, the legend of all legends.
Starting point is 00:47:09 The legend. The legend has a son who shows some interest in golf, shows some promise, shows some skill, and, you know, who's, who's motivating who? And I genuinely do think that, like, Charlie's super into it. Everything we've seen, he's super into it. Every year at the PNC seems like the best time of his life. So I think he's into it. I think it's all good.
Starting point is 00:47:32 It was like Earl would be like, yeah, Tiger pretty much like, he begs us to go out to the rage and there's footage of Earl. I got him by the collar, he's dragging him out to the tea. So, I mean, look, I. At some point, you can't, a child does have to want it. I agree. But you also, I mean, you can't just cater to everything a child wants. Otherwise, they're just going to be, you know, drink a Coca-Cola classic 24-7 and eating like cheesy pot. You know, you got to some level.
Starting point is 00:47:58 All right. All right. You got kind of run. Trent, that was fucked out. Everybody, that felt like a shot at me. Trent, that was fucked out this morning, all right? I've worked out two days in a row now. There's only one guy in a podcast who's worked out two days in a row.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Right. I, I said it off Mike and I was trying to figure out a way to fit it in. But I have now worked out two days in a row. I did 30 pushups two days in a row. Is that a workout? Dude, it's all, and I said this on the last podcast. Did you sweat? Anything.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Oh, you got to sweat a little. But anything that you weren't doing before that you're doing now, that's progress. That's it. My heart race, though. That's good. I've worked out two days in a row. That's really good. That's like a, yeah, Tuesday's a streak.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I was so sweaty this morning. Yeah, but how good was that showered afterwards? No, it's great. And I'm actually to the point out where, like, if I keep doing it, it's, I think it's only going to get better and easier because I got the first two days out of the way. So I know what it's going to feel. You took over the internet with the elliptical gang, man. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:48:51 I lost a shit ton of weight and then I gained it all back. You took over the internet. You had t-shirts. You were on an elliptical every day. At that point, at the lightest I was with that, I was 2-17. And that's just, that's just so. What are you now? If you don't want me asking?
Starting point is 00:49:08 2-45. What is lurch? Just 265, probably 270, 270. He's probably pushing $2.80. After all that Tomahawk, he's got to be close to 280. Wait, what do you do when you're on the treadmill? Because my problem is I just, I get so bored, man. I just, do you watch something?
Starting point is 00:49:25 Are you just listening to music? I've been listening to music. A audio book. Yeah, you can listen to audio books. I've been listening to hardcore gangster rap. That's what I feel like. Audio book, I would just be like, I'm not fucking running. I'm going to go get a latte and sit on the corner.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I have first day I listened to Get Richard I try and 50 cent. maybe the best album of all time. And today I listen to Ready to Die by Notorious BIG. Just you need something that's just like going to get you into it. You can't really, you might fall asleep if you listen to your audio book. Are you on a treadmill or are you on elliptical? Treadmill.
Starting point is 00:49:54 How are your knees doing? So far so. So far so good. I roll up to the driving range at Greyhaw Golf Club. There's only one other human on the range. Probably three bays to the left of me. And he's probably a 75 year old man. And he, as soon as I walk up, he goes,
Starting point is 00:50:07 grabs his phone and I can hear that there's, there's music like classic rock playing out of it and he goes young man is this okay or is this going to bother you as a 75 year old man playing music good for him that's awesome i was like i love it and he's like okay great just let me know if it bothers you he just had his phone sitting on top with a little thing that holds your clubs and was just hitting ball after ball listen to some classic rock it was like bob seger was on there was john cougar melon camp i was like this is great yeah i've been uh i've been trying to get into pink floyd and i just I don't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Really? Yeah. It doesn't feel like linear songs to me. You know, I've been listening to linear songs my entire life. And I want to get more into like, like, I've been getting more into Jimmy Hendricks and Ledz. And Led Zeppelin, like shit like that. It's good. And then you throw on Pink Floyd and you're like, I don't know what this is.
Starting point is 00:50:59 You got to fall in love with the music as opposed to anything else. Like the actual instruments. Like Pink Floyd is a. Jam Ben. Like they are going to jam together. You got to, you got to pick. Everybody look real.
Starting point is 00:51:15 We're going to do what? Oh. All right. You take the photo yet? I'm supposed to be real. All right. I'm stuck. It's just like those long guitar holes.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Those long guitar holes. Those long guitar holes and the fucking drums kicking in and just like the deep. You just know that when they played live, it was the loudest shit ever. It's just like that's what you got to fall in. love with the Pink Floyd, you know? It's, it's not about like the choruses and the hooks and stuff. Like that I want to be, I want to be clear that I'm not like, I'm not out on Pink Floyd. I'm not trying to be negative about it. Like I'm not being like, why? People like Pink Floyd. Like I, I, I'm
Starting point is 00:51:53 pretty interested in it. And it's, there are, there are cool parts of it. Like I, I, there's definitely songs like, breathe in the air is is a great song to me. Um, but there's just some, some songs where I'm just like, boy, I don't totally know what's going on. Um, but I'm going to keep trying because I do I do think there's something there. There's definitely something there. It's one of the most famous bands of all time. Yeah. There's a lot in there. You guys, are you guys trying any new music these days?
Starting point is 00:52:19 Or you guys just kind of keeping it pretty standard? I listen to a lot of Latin music these days. Interesting. Wow. Yeah, I'm not big bad bunny. Latin? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Not exactly golf course vibes, I will say. You put it on the golf course and it's definitely a little strange. It doesn't matter. It makes me feel good. I don't know, man. It makes me want to do. dance makes me feel of myself a little bit. My recent music on Spotify was the Tom Mark and Travis show.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Mark Tom and Travis show. Is that what it is? Yep, that's what it is. It's the live album from 1999, Blink 1-82. I listened to that this morning. So good just to get myself back into that fucking grind. I've been listening to Future Birds as a band. Oh, you told me about those.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yep, really good. I've been listening to the DMAs a lot. I've been getting back into Green Day, just old, school, like beginning of their creation Green Day. They're so fucking punk. It's crazy. You ever see the musical American Idiot? No.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Oh, you should see it. You should really, really see it. It's about, it's obviously, it's about that album. They sing all the songs that album and kind of tell the story of like Jesus of suburbia. It's really, really cool. I've been listening to Paramour because they're coming back out. They're coming together.
Starting point is 00:53:31 They're starting to tour, which I saw game time. Paramore tickets at the Beacon Theater are going for like $1,800 just to get into the building. Whoa. Bro, they are, they're a band that when that, when they come around and they get together, their fan base is fucking insane. That's,
Starting point is 00:53:47 you came and get in. Haley, what? Haley. Haley Williams. Yeah. Robbie Fox loves Peremour. Oh, he'll be there for sure. You guys know this Spotify feature where they just create a new playlist for you every,
Starting point is 00:53:57 every day with the wild. Is that new? What's it? M.B. M. from our team. She's a bigger role now. She works with Hank on.
Starting point is 00:54:08 fucking branding and production and MBs the best. And anyway, she got me, she sent me this link. And then once you get this link or you find it for the first time, then every day on your like recommended, it hits you with a new, uh, playlist.
Starting point is 00:54:23 And they have hilarious names. I don't know if they're, they got to be just the algorithm, but this one says country love back roads Tuesday. There you go. And then they do that every day and pretty much like multiple times a day. So if I look at this in the afternoon, it'll be a totally different one.
Starting point is 00:54:38 that it might be like Tuesday afternoon chill acoustic 70s or something and it's like just shit that you like it's fantastic interesting my I have I have this is kind of embarrassing I have one on mine that says moody sad mix oh dan it's just like a lot a lot of bonnie there and like old drake no you get those I get those too and like sometimes they'll throw the word grief in there and you're like oh god something I don't know about yeah it'd be like Thursday morning grief like like And you're like, oh, my. So is it under your top mixes? Is that what it is? It's just like on the home screen where it says, Good Afternoon, Underneath it has the podcasts that I listen to.
Starting point is 00:55:17 And then it has Moody, Sad, and Mix. Mine has Tyler Childers mix, Fleetwood Mac mix, and then Happy Mix. The Beatles, Taylor Swift, and Lizzo. You're happy and I'm moody and sad. Yeah, I've got all about Kendrick, which is just a bunch of Kendrick Lamar music. I've got recently played. I've got Jump Back in, which the first one is the Dark Side of the Moon, because I've really been given that a go.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Um, but I don't have this one, Trent. Here's my 2010s mix. The Lumineers camp and action Bronson. I love all three of those. Camp is, I don't know how well known camp is. They're probably a huge band. I'm just going to be like, hey, you got to check out this new band. Camp is amazing.
Starting point is 00:55:54 C-A-A-M-P. Yeah. Wow. Really good. Really good. Like stunningly good. So I just text you guys a link. And I think that link if you click it, I think should take you to your own version of what I've got based on your own stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Oh, yeah. 90s alternative rock Tuesday afternoon. First song, Semitron Kind of Life, and then we go into The Joker. I mean, I love this. This is good. Dude, it's awesome. It's great.
Starting point is 00:56:18 My Spotify just bailed on me, but. Yeah, music's fucking amazing, man. Yeah, my first one is hip hop head conscious rap. Interesting. Sounds lovely. It does. It's got a lot of great songs on it. And then I think you can,
Starting point is 00:56:32 if you get one that you really, really like, you can like favorite and download that playlist and then you just have access. So basically this curate. it's like what you've been listening to then into like an album. Obviously I've been listening to a lot of alternative rock because Blikwanae 2's back and like pop pop punk.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Yeah, basically, you know, like TikTok's your music choices. Wow. I'm going to try to stay off TikTok. When we travel, I'm able to stay away from it. But when I'm at home and I'm like getting ready to go to bed, I'll just be laying in bed watching TikToks. Yeah, that's what Emma does.
Starting point is 00:57:03 She doesn't even want to watch TV before bed anymore. She just wants to sit on her phone for 15 minutes and watch TikTok. I'm in the same boat. Yeah. I have a recommendation for music. Oh my God, I'm going to have to look it up now. But basically there's this YouTube series. Sit down your couch, put on YouTube after you watch four play golf videos. Also subscribe to our page. We have to start saying that. So here's a call to action. You got to go subscribe to the four play YouTube. We're like the only YouTube brand in all of golf that doesn't ask people to go subscribe to their channel. So like everything is pretty natural. Just go hit subscribe on that thing. after you do that. No, no, I'm not even going to say please. Just do it. Yeah, do it.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Remember we used to call names? Yeah. Like Alex. Maybe you should do that again. Hey, Mike, I know you're thinking about subscribing. Fucking subscribe. There's a mic out there that just subscribed. Like, that's how that works.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Like, he listened to that and he just like, all right. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Mike. And you too, Rob. And you two, Jim Smith, who's sitting on a hill. Patricia, I know there's a patricia. There's got to be a Patricia that listens to this thing. Yeah. his phone on the Hilltrent? Can you subscribe?
Starting point is 00:58:09 Whoa, hold on. This is not my creative processor. I got that. He needs absolute silence. After you do that, go to this, type in, there's this show, and I think it's an Australian show. I'm big into Australian bands. I love the DMAs. I love Spacey Jane. So I'm really into that stuff. And then I found- More bands. I need to be into more bands. Try DMAs. DMAs is great. DMAs. Franky introduced me to that. Yeah. So there's this channel. And I think it's like their big MTV. It's called Triple J. And they got like 1.6 million subscribers. Basically, they get all these
Starting point is 00:58:42 bands. All these bands to come in and they do covers. And that's how I found the DMAs was the DMAs did a cover of share. And I was like, who's this guy singing this? Do you believe in love after love song? Like this is the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And if you ever sit down on the couch and you watch Triple J and you just go to their covers section, it says, like, Aversion is what it's called. It is like one of the best watches ever. It's a bunch of really talented people coming up with really unique covers of songs that you know. And you just scroll through them and find a song that you like.
Starting point is 00:59:17 And you can't believe the way these famous bands in Australia can come up with these songs. Like they do totally different spins on them. Like this one band did a spin on Pink Floyd. And they did a medley of four Pink Floyd songs. And it was fucking awesome. Okay. Triple J. Triple J.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Like a version. Like a version. Like a version. Okay. Just watch them. Sit there all day in your couch. That's a good recommendation. You got some biolite there?
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Starting point is 01:00:12 We've been traveling a lot. I've had it on me on the road. And then when I come home, I'm so dehydrated because I'm eating salty foods. We're eating out of like fast food joints. We're at airports. I come home. I'm not really drinking that much water.
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Starting point is 01:01:51 I know we were last year. So last year, no offense, Dan. We got super into Christmas. We made sure everybody got a Christmas tree. No offense. You don't celebrate Christmas. I can still get into Christmas with you guys. It's Christmas spirit.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Come on. You're going to teach us about Hanukkah. Yeah, I actually was going to say, I want to do a drunk history with you, Frankie, about Honest. Okay. I like it. I will say, here's the thing about, like, I don't get into the, like, everyone has their own things about, like, the religious part of all this stuff, but I get into just the season, like, on this podcast. You know what I mean? It's the season of Christmas.
Starting point is 01:02:21 So if we can keep in. Pine cones that smell real nice. Exactly. That's, it's the lights. I actually have a guy from this light company that came to Borrelli's last year during the Islanders run. Two years ago? Hold on. I got these.
Starting point is 01:02:31 I got these two. Dude, oh shit. What was that? You're all right? Jesus. First time sneezing? Bro, that's about as close as you can get to an aneurysm than that I've ever seen. Dude, I like, I almost called, I instinctively grabbed my phone and almost called 911.
Starting point is 01:02:53 It was like, that guy is in a bad spot. I tried to say I have to sneeze as the sneeze came out. I never really done that. I never spoke in mid-seas. That was something. I can't imagine with that. We need the slow-mo on that, boys. That was bad.
Starting point is 01:03:06 You pull a muscle there, right? I got this guy coming to check out. I think I'm going to go crazy on my house with lights this year. I think I'm doing the whole tight trim all over the place, like Clark Griswold type bullshit, because I just, first year with my own house, I thought, why not just go all out on it? I want my neighbors to be like, look at this asshole, coming into town, just lighten up the entire block with all these things.
Starting point is 01:03:28 I will never, and this is a promise, I will never do any of the blowups. I'll never do that. No nativity scene No nativity scene I won't do the blowups The blowups are too much for me You got blow up Yeah I told you about the one
Starting point is 01:03:41 We had the When we had the reindeer In my front yard They weren't blowups They were like the ones with the white Almost like that's class Yeah I like that They're like the white
Starting point is 01:03:51 Almost twigs They almost look like they're made out of twigs You know what I'm saying But the problem was the neighborhood Riff Raff would come through And every morning they'd be like Fucking each other Yeah I kind of like that
Starting point is 01:04:00 I'd like to wake up to that That'd be a nice Which my mom laughed at She would like send us pictures. She'd be like, I can get down with the white deer. That's like nice and clean. You find a nice spot for them. They're kind of like hidden.
Starting point is 01:04:11 A couple lights on them. Beautiful. Have the, have the guy, the fake person hanging from the gutter that causes car accidents in front of your house. You could do that. Yeah. Somebody does that every year where it's,
Starting point is 01:04:22 it's within the eye line of the street and somebody puts a fake dummy hanging on the gutter and 55 accidents happen every single year because they're like, oh my God, we have to save that person. And it's like, ah, we're just kidding. It's just a guy filled a piece.
Starting point is 01:04:36 That person should go to jail and be like, so fucked up, man. They should be responsible for every accent that happens because you're such an asshole. Oh, man, that's just so fucked up. Anyways,
Starting point is 01:04:47 costumes, we guys, are we doing costumes this year? Are we doing anything for Halloween? I think we should do costumes. I'm not a big Halloween guy. As far as I go for Halloween and the month of October is, I'll start watching semi-spooky movies.
Starting point is 01:04:59 I can't really do super scary movies. But I'll, maybe I'll throw on Halloween. which is not a scary Halloween town is fantastic. I watched Hocus Pocus 2 recently. That was pretty good. It got a lot of shit on the internet.
Starting point is 01:05:09 It's like, what the fuck did you think Hocus Pocus 2 was going to be? I mean, they're like acting as though it's supposed to be this groundbreaking sequel. Godfather 2, baby. It's got to be as good as that movie. They're like, I didn't like what they did to the characters. It's a bunch of old women that are flying around on broomsticks
Starting point is 01:05:26 and it's the most cheesy movie ever. I thought it was cute. I thought it was funny. They did all the new age stuff. Like they had to walk and to a CVS and the lights turned on. They're like, why are these lights on? They, like, didn't understand technology.
Starting point is 01:05:36 It was cool. I liked it. I'm going to get into Halloween. I'm probably going to go to a Halloween party. I have to get a... Last year, I was Woody. And I addressed that. Remember I came on the stream like that last year, Trent?
Starting point is 01:05:49 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're perfect, Woody. I got to think of something this year. I like to be topical, but then sometimes I like to throw in a classic, like a Woody. I don't know. I think a lot of people are going to be Jeffrey Dahmer this year, which is going to be weird. Yeah, that feels like. We shouldn't be doing that.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Yeah. Nope. KFC made a good point on his podcast. Like people are going to be Jeffrey Dahmer and then they're going to go home and like have sex with women and the women are going to choose to like have sex with him. It's just like a weird culture that we live in that like that's acceptable at this point. You know what I mean? You could you could dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer and I would be like you just look like a guy. They're going to do the hair and they can do the glasses and the college shirt.
Starting point is 01:06:26 You just know what's going to happen. It's too big of a show for people not to do. If someone showed up to my house in a Jeffrey Dahmer outfit, I think I'd be like, get the fuck. out of here. I know, but unfortunately, it's like, this is what Netflix, Kelly Kiggs made a good point. Like, the guy was, Evan Peters was too good of an actor and too hot and too, like, normal. Like, it made it feel normal watching that show that, like, now that's just a part of our culture. Didn't we do this whole thing with Ted Bundy? Yep, or before. Zach Ephron was Ted Bundy. It's crazy. Like, I think we should stop casting hot guys as serial killers. We have to make them ugly and, like,
Starting point is 01:06:58 completely creepy where you're like, I don't even want to, like, associate myself with them. But instead, Peter's was like a nice lovable guy that you're like, ah, shit. But like if you're talking about, um, historical accuracy, like Bundy, as far as as far as serial killers go was one of the better looking ones. Like you just can't, I'm not, I'm not endorsing any of that thing. Sounds like you're, sounds like you're lionizing the serial killer and ignoring the victims. I'm saying, don't put that on me. That's just what it sounds like.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Don't you. I'm just saying that like, if you want to be historically accurate, like part of the Bundy's appeal was like, I can't believe this. Good looking guy is fucking murdering these people. Part of his appeal. What were the other parts of his appeal, Trent? You know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:07:38 No, I don't actually. You do. You do. You're a little disrespectful. Everybody knows. I like to focus on the victims. Wow. I'm trying to look up.
Starting point is 01:07:46 I'm not going to say any more about it. I'm going to try and look up the top Halloween costume ideas. You got to think Stranger Things will be up there. Remember a lot of people were the Bogwan a couple years ago when Wild Wild Wild Country was everything. Yeah. Oh, Max from Stranger Things. All you got to do is have for girls. else you got to have those headphones in.
Starting point is 01:08:05 I mean, come on. That's as easy. Did you guys watch Stranger Things? No. I watched the first couple of seasons and then it got really got a- What the fuck is happening right now? Not the most recent one. I watched everyone up until then.
Starting point is 01:08:13 All right. So you just had this whole conversation about being involved in like a culture show and everyone's talking about it. It's not like that. It's not Thrones. Come on. It's come across my desk with a look like that. Stranger Things is not as big as Thrones.
Starting point is 01:08:28 It has not even close. Dude, I haven't watched it for months and it hasn't been spoiled. I have no idea what happens. I'd like to see the numbers on that. I think you guys are off. No, I'm saying, it's not about numbers. It's not nearly about numbers.
Starting point is 01:08:39 It's about, culturally, it's massive. No, it is from Game of Thrones. Can I walk the, it is? It is.
Starting point is 01:08:45 No, it definitely is. Are you guys insane right now? The song from, from stranger things is like the only, running up that hill by what's her name? It's like, it's taken over the world.
Starting point is 01:08:54 Let me, my point is, I have not watched it and it has been released for months, and I still don't know what happened. So what can you do with that? like if i thrones we had to dany had to take out his headphones because we're like we have to talk about this stranger things just nobody comes up to me and says hey man you see what happened with 11 wow i'll watch it at some point it's so good it's so i'm not denying that first first season
Starting point is 01:09:21 was some of the best like o g netflix binge watch watch it in two sittings that was that was barby and ken is is a big one that's coming back because that movie's coming out margarabi and um And imagine there's going to be some top gun, some top gun. Oh, yeah. Some top gun. Good call. Aviators out there, people, you know, doing the whole thing. Courtney Kardashian and fucking Travis Barker, yuck.
Starting point is 01:09:45 They're happy. You know? It depends like being that for Halloween. I guess you could. I mean, a lot of people will be that for Halloween. Travis Barker is very easily, like, costumable. You do all the tattoos on your kids. You wear the beanie.
Starting point is 01:09:58 You have drumsticks in your hand. I mean, I could go as that. I usually get a few. You get a few luggage guys every year. People do that. They just, it's a black crew neck and khakis. It's pretty easy to put together. I already have a tattoo.
Starting point is 01:10:09 I already have a tattoo. So I'm basically halfway there. Oh, yeah. You're going to be able to do Travis Barker. Yeah, pizza reviews were a big one like Dave and then the camera guy. Somebody holding the camera. That was big. They was just to have a little hat on it.
Starting point is 01:10:19 You know what was fucked? The girl would always be Frankie. Definitely. Always. So it would be a couple's thing. And the girl would always be Frankie. She'd put her hair up in the hat and she looked just like me. Every time I got tweeted at me, it's like, wow, that looks just
Starting point is 01:10:31 like me wearing like a flannel, a white t-shirt jeans, converse sneakers, a white, an islander's cap and had a little thing. I got to go back and look at these. They look just like me because I have a feminine face. Not anymore though. Not once you get in the gym. We're starting now. That's right. People are going to go as whortle? Are people going to go as whirdle? Probably. That's a zero. That's getting kicked out of the apartment as well. Have you guys seen that movie everything everywhere all at once yet? No, but I meant I actually, that's when I definitely. That's when I definitely I definitely want to watch. I'm going to watch that within the next couple of days. I also want to watch the Olivia Wilde movie that started all that drama.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Darling, something? Like, don't worry, darling, I think it's... I heard that movie sucked. I heard it's bad, too, but it was... Talk about culturally relevant. I feel like I need to see if there's really the sparks on camera that everyone talks about. Elvis will be a big one. It's pretty timeless.
Starting point is 01:11:25 Just because of that movie. Oh. You know? I didn't think about that. All right. Well, I'll figure something out. I don't really love that list. No.
Starting point is 01:11:36 You think people are going to be Tiger Woods in it with like a limp going on this year? It's pretty disrespectful to the code if they do that. Right. Those are Jack Nicholas fans. Well, you said he should be living in the video game. That was a question, Riggs. That was a question. I think we just gave people ideas of doing that for sure.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Tiger with like crutches or something. Oh. For sure. Yeah. That'll happen. What if we got four guys? What if we get a group of five guys to be foreplay when they send it at us? They go to a big party.
Starting point is 01:12:10 They go to a bar and they're us. We've gotten that before, but I don't know if we've gotten like... You need one guy who weighs 285 pounds and then you go from there. And then he should only be there for like, you know, the first hour at the part. If you here, I mean, that's a fail safe. Like, I'm going to retweet that every day of the week. So if you, if I see a fivesome of the four play guys at a bar or at a party, What would those costumes look like that?
Starting point is 01:12:36 Right. You need to have The luggage guy. You need to have determined like features that people know. I don't know. I know. We're just, we're just too white guys. I know.
Starting point is 01:12:44 I know. I'm just the fucking nerd who took Lurch's job. You're a nerd. You're right. Straight A student. Someone was like this guy gives straight a student vibes. You know what? I was a straight A student.
Starting point is 01:12:55 So fuck you. We know. Everybody knew. I asked you what your grade point average was either in high school or Northwestern. And you said, I don't remember. And I was like, that's a guy who got straight.
Starting point is 01:13:03 A's like, I don't remember because it's probably a three, nine, eight. Since when are we demonizing straight A's? Straight A's, that's good. That's a good thing. Nobody said we're demonizing them. They're just trying to peg you. People were just always trying to peg someone for who they think they are and they were right about, you know, that's.
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Starting point is 01:14:40 And then even after you're done, like I said, a million times, the biggest, coolest piece of technology you'll get in regards to a mortgage and a loan is the home bot. They send it right to your email. You finally, you know what you're talking about. You get to have conversations at the dinner tail being like, you know what these interest rates are doing right now? Can you see, can you imagine what you talk to your neighbor and be like, you guys see what the value of the street is going up? And I said, your value is going up.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Maybe it's time for you to move out. of your neighbor. You know what I mean? Like these are conversations you can start having because HomeBot is sent to you from Cross Country Mortgage. I've told so many people, Frankie, when you said, I'm in debt to cross country mortgage and it gets a laugh every single time. Yeah, I am. Really one of your best pitches. You're really good at ads, dude. I got to give you that. I appreciate that. After, after like a month and a half, I can definitively say that you're fucking really good at ads. You're very earnest. You're very honest. I don't know if you actually love all these products. You're just so passionate about everything. It's like you bring up, you could bring about peanut and Frankie you'll go on like some tirade
Starting point is 01:15:33 Well, we use this shit. We use this stuff. You're a pitch man. You're a really, really good pitchman. You're a really, really good enough sponsors and partners that we use their stuff. I literally use Simply Safe every single day. I literally am in debt to cross-country mortgage. I wear a drink biolite.
Starting point is 01:15:49 My entire fridge is filled a biolite. We use tailor products. We wear Peter Millar. It actually is a good. It's a good setup for the boys. Everything I do is our sponsors. Every single thing we have, I use Rocket money for all my expenses. I got a, I'm feeling good.
Starting point is 01:16:03 good this morning. Whoa. It's crazy. Recovery today. I actually have been off my Woop game because I can't keep it on my wrist because it keeps popping up every time I take a golf swing. I need a new band. I need a new band and like casing.
Starting point is 01:16:20 That's something that I've been meaning to ask Jake Bass about or maybe I can just go. Is there like a Woop store? Where do you go for Woop? There is a Woop store? They're definitely like an online store. Oh yeah. So I'll just order one because I need to get back on. website website i think we call it i'm a brick and mortar whoops i don't not that i know if i'm
Starting point is 01:16:39 i'm currently whoop chargerless so i got to get that squared away that's that was always so i lose so many i lose everything i went into verizon yesterday to get the new iPhone and um i got to wait you know i'm i had to order one it's going to come in like november but i have to get the one with one terabyte because we use so much you don't like to use the cloud yeah i mean i like the cloud but i that doesn't mean it's never going to store on your phone right don't Don't you like to have it on your phone? You have it on your phone, but it's on the cloud too. So like what it does is it's basically like smart saving where like it's things that you've viewed recently or whatever, it's always saved on your phone.
Starting point is 01:17:14 But then all old videos or old pictures will be stored in the cloud. All you got to do is click on it. It downloads it for a second and you get to watch it. But that's just like unlimited storage and shit. I'm not saying I use it. I just asked you because I don't use that much storage for some reason. I just wonder instead of getting the terrorized. I use an amazing amount.
Starting point is 01:17:30 But it's with a lot of the, you know, like the videos that we film. for whatever that I and I think it's like an extra whatever several hundred dollars but it's like this is what we do so I want to have to that's a stronger phone it's just got more it's got more yeah it's just got more space and yeah over the course of the contract they like bake it into your bill you don't even really see it no it's not real it's not real 35 bucks a month where the fuck it is it's like I mean come on what we're doing here I'm also ignorant to the cloud I don't know what the cloud is that makes me feel you use the cloud the cloud I remember clouds always made me nervous ever since like the fapidding.
Starting point is 01:18:04 I feel like the cloud got a bad rap, you know? People like could just, you're worried about your dude's getting out of you. You're worried about your your butt cheeks being on the internet. I get it. Yeah. Just, you know, it's just the cloud. The, the,
Starting point is 01:18:14 that feel like that was bad PR for the cloud. Oh, yeah. You wouldn't believe the security. I mean, yeah, the two factor authentication. I'm secured out the ass now. Yeah, Apple's, there was like some terrorism case where they, Apple refused to unlock the phone of some guy without a warrant.
Starting point is 01:18:29 And that's like their whole thing is privacy. So, yeah. I think you're good. I think you're good. They've cracked down so much. They literally won't even give it to like, they won't even give it to the FBI. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:40 The fapening caused a barstool sports Saturday rundown is how big of a deal that was. That's right. Gathered the troops and they were like, we got to talk about this is a crazy shit that's ever happened on the internet. Huge. I'm just going to put you on the cloud. No, it's on my phone right here in my pocket.
Starting point is 01:18:57 I think you have stuff in the cloud and you don't even realize it. Text messages they go. I know I do. I just ignore. Right, because I get your text messages go from your iPad to your laptop to your phones, all in the cloud. That's how it gets there. Text messages are not too worried about it. I'm saying all that. Photos. If there's photos on your iPad, I haven't worried about any of my photos or videos. I just, I don't know. I just don't know. I just don't know why. Every time I say something about the clay, you keep saying you're not worried about it. I'm just like, I'm just telling you about the cloud. I'm a little worried about the cloud. Just as a general idea. Like, Trent, like, if you go to your laptop or your MacBook and like your stuff's there, it's all in the cloud being stored. And that's how it's pushing it out there. Nope. it is yeah i don't think that's right i don't think so it is right let's stop i want to talk i want to stop talking about the cloud so do i yeah too many
Starting point is 01:19:41 people listen talking about it makes you more vulnerable to the cloud problems that you know i wouldn't be i'd be i wouldn't be opposed to taking this out of the show no what's this one of the cloud what is this where is the cloud i don't know but what's the storage it's in a in a server somewhere what's this text message is like i always think of silicon valley you know in Silicon. You guys watch Silicon Valley? First couple seasons, yeah. Well, they put the box into that huge storage room.
Starting point is 01:20:08 That's what I picture when I hear the cloud. Just a huge underground, massive warehouse somewhere. That's the cloud. Frankie, what are you looking at? I got a text message saying, oh, my God, the all-blacked-out stealth driver is unbelievable. So I said, what the fuck is that? So now I'm frantically looking around. I go on Taylor Made Golf Instagram, and they're saying,
Starting point is 01:20:31 an all black stealth driver is dropping exclusively on Taylor Maid's website on Thursday, act accordingly. This video is fucking insane. Blacked out stealth is nuts. Oh my God. Look at that thing. Wow. Now I got to find it.
Starting point is 01:20:47 Wow. Fully customizable, right? Yeah, that's a winner, though. The blackout is a winner. I like my red face. I like the OG. So do why, but just like after using it for a while, seeing like the blacked out one is always a cool little little wrinkle.
Starting point is 01:21:06 It's just black. That's clean, man. Yeah, it's always, yeah, just all black is so cool. The Matt Black with the black face. I love the Matt Black. Whenever I have a driver, the old drivers that were shiny on top and they're glaring, not a fan. God, this, this driver is sexy. Wow.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Can't take my eyes off. But let's put that picture of that driver on the cloud. I'm going to, I think, you know what's the problem is Matt Barzell took my idea of going like an Islander route. He did the Islander stealth. driver so I really can't copy that so I think I might for the next one need to just go all black because I don't think I can keep my eyes off that thing what about the um could you do like a inverse of what he did so like you know like wherever he went blue you go orange you go you know what I'm
Starting point is 01:21:48 saying I could do that I could do that is that orange face too much it might be a little too bright I don't know I feel like there's something about that like I feel like the approach to the ball and the way the club sits is a huge part of how much confidence you haven't hitting it you know I mean. Something about it. I mean, they talked about that when we talked about stealth, like how it sits right behind the ball, the angle of it, more club face with the stealth as opposed to the Sim 2. Everything just looks a little bit better. You have more surface area. All that shit comes into play. I've been working on different, you know what I haven't done? And I'm going to go down and see Trevor Emelman to learn how to play golf. But I realize I never once changed my putting
Starting point is 01:22:31 routine or stroke or grip or anything, I just continue to put bad and poorly. So I was downstairs putting at my house, like on the rug and just trying to figure out, why don't I ever experiment with things? The guy who was doing that hockey putting stroke the other day, it's like he's just like the best putter in the tour right now. It's like the craziest thing I've ever seen. He's got that ridiculous putter grip, hockey grip. Why aren't I trying things? Like changing my eye angle. You got to try like right hand low. You got to try like a different, different stance. That's the key because you get the honeymoon period with putting. When you switch your putting,
Starting point is 01:23:03 there's always like one or two rounds where it's hot. And then it probably reverts to the mean, but if you just keep changing, then you'll always be in a perpetual state of honeymoon phases. I need to try that. I think routine, Frank. Routine is big. Just because I think that in putting more than anything else,
Starting point is 01:23:21 pretty much anyone who's a decent athlete can figure out a way to roll the ball on the line that you're trying to roll it on. It's not going to be the most perfect stroke. going to be the most perfect roll, but like you can roll it pretty straight on the line that you're trying to roll it on. So I feel like just ingraining a consistent routine where you stand over a six footer knowing you're confident in that it's just outside left that like you're standing there like, okay, then I just can't miss. Like I'm just going to roll this straight no matter what my stroke looks like and I know it's going to move a little bit to the right. It's impossible for me to miss.
Starting point is 01:23:57 I'm just going to hit it straight on this line. It's going to go in. But when you get out of that routine, I feel like you're sort of out of search. You feel like unconfident. You feel like as you're standing over it, like I miss these all the time. I haven't. Whereas when you go through like the same routine, it doesn't have to be too regimented.
Starting point is 01:24:11 But then like no matter what it is with your grip or your stroke or that, you're like, I don't have to do anything perfect. I don't have to hit a ball 305 yards in the air straight. I literally have to roll this ball a couple feet straight. How hard is it? It's a really good point because if I was, when I was watching the decade golf videos, I was first learning decade, shout out Scott Fawcett.
Starting point is 01:24:30 He's had a bit of a rough go recently, but that gets really cool. He's a lunatic. Yeah, he's, okay, moving on. Anyways, what he said. I have a video coming out with him, and I don't even know if I want to post it because he's just a wild boy, but I'm going to post it because I can't lose an episode, unfortunately. It's like definitely a wild boy.
Starting point is 01:24:47 But what he was saying was on those perfect putting mats, I know you have one rigs, and I'm sure the rest of you have used it, an eight handicapped or a 10 handicapped, you can make eight or ten of those in a row. It's really not that difficult to start out online. So that means that putting is every putt is a straight putt to a certain point. So it's really just about speed and reading the greens because like Rick said, putting the ball straight on your line should not be very difficult because it's not on a perfectly flat surface. I'm doing different takeaways.
Starting point is 01:25:16 I'm changing things up based off how far I am. I'm like, oh, this one I should come a little bit closer from my back toe because I want to keep it straight. Other ones I'm like, I'm pushing them. So let me just go straight. It's crazy. I can't come up with a solid stroke and I need to get that fit. so I need to go see somebody to make sure that I can just get that ingrained in my brain on like, what is a straight stroke?
Starting point is 01:25:35 And then I'll practice that. That's what I did with fixing Frankie. Someone taught me, Scott Fawcett taught me how to like take the club around my body more and like an aim in the right spot. And it's like changed my entire iron game because he taught me something that was better than what I was already practicing. Same with Dr. Brett McCabe. They taught me how to practice better and then now I got better. I need to learn how to practice better with putting stroke. I need a better putting stroke.
Starting point is 01:25:58 And then I'll practice it. and I'll get better at it. I just don't know it yet. So Trevor Emelman, I've picked him to be my guy. The guy won a master's he can roll the rock. That is for sure. That is for sure. Facts.
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Starting point is 01:26:47 Josh says, question for the pod, how much money would it take for you to never play golf ever again? How much would the normal weekend golfer need to stop playing golf forever? I think my answer is zero money because I just don't. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what I would look forward to. I've had this conversation with my friends a lot of like, what are people that don't have golf?
Starting point is 01:27:06 Like what do they look forward to on a weekend or on a buddy strip? Like genuinely, what is your whole week? Because for me, it's the whole week is consumed on a normal like work week. Our life's a lot different now. Our job's a lot different. So it's not as regiment as it used to be.
Starting point is 01:27:21 But generally normal week at an old job or even the first three, four, five years at barstool, it was like if I knew I was playing golf somewhere Saturday morning, the whole week was doing course flyovers and like looking at the scorecard and the hole by hole and like planning out every shot for every single and then chirp it in the group text about the match that we're going to have and like I don't know what people look forward to if they don't have golf. I'm with you.
Starting point is 01:27:44 For me it's less the casual golf rounds and more the golf trips with the boys. That for me, we talked about this on the show before. It's the pinnacle of life. There's nothing more fun in the world than going somewhere with your boys. You're all bought in three days. everyone's laying out their outfits. Everyone's talking shit in the group chat. You know, you're ready to go.
Starting point is 01:28:01 You've done the course flyovers. And then you go, you're drinking with your boys in the morning. There's just nothing better. And there's no amount of money in the world that could make me voluntarily sacrifice the thing I love most in life. That's a tough question. I mean, it is an opportunity to make a ton of money. If we're, if you look at it. You're giving up like any stresses that you had in the other parts of your life to just keep the one.
Starting point is 01:28:26 happy part of it. Right? So like if I ask for unlimited money, not only is my life better, but my family's life is better, their family's life is better. The next family's life is better. It's generational wealth.
Starting point is 01:28:38 It's generational wealth for me to just not hit a white ball around anymore. To me, I think that's a conversation to be had. Like I sit down, I drink a whiskey. What is so stressful about your life, though? What's like, what's so? I don't know. But there's, then there's zero stress. There's a lot of stress that comes into it.
Starting point is 01:28:54 I don't know. Like fucking. I don't think there's zero. No more money, more problems. 100%. Not if I ask for all the money in the world. You ask me like what my number is. What if it's like $10 billion?
Starting point is 01:29:04 There's no more stress. Like there's just a lot. Yeah, but there's no fun for me. What are ridiculous questions to say where there's no stress in your life? There's like a million things of stress with like money. But I'm not saying. You're making this crazy assumption. No one's got money to go grandma anymore.
Starting point is 01:29:19 You have money? No one's got home. No one's got money for grandma anymore. We got to put Jeff Bezos if he has stress in his life. I can put grandma. grandma on a home. Like there's a lot of things that you like that's not stressful. What if in the home?
Starting point is 01:29:31 Don't want to go to a home. You have to now you have to delegate between your siblings and everybody. Oh, I have all the money. Right now. You got all the stress part. You got all the stress. Right now is the stress party. I have all the money in the world.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Yeah, go fucking put her in Hawaii. I will say that I have a, um, a fierce desire to do nothing, which is, is a big part of like things that I like to do. You can do nothing right now. society has taken care of that. You can live on food stamps. You do ever fucking life. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:29:59 Now we're talking about something different. But now, but I'm just saying that like, you want to quiet quit? I want to just like there is, there is a part of me that's like, this is an, I'm looking at it as an opportunity to make a ton of money.
Starting point is 01:30:10 Like, then that's all it is. Like, if you give me $10 billion, I can just go sit in that chair that we talked about on last podcast. And I'm like the guy in office space. I can just do nothing.
Starting point is 01:30:20 Yeah. See, I'm different. Do I go buy the Yankees and like own a team? And like, would stay busy. I would have, but you're acting like you do nothing when you have 10 billion dollars in a ball. I would have more, for me, the idea of going on a golf trip with my friends is more fun than sitting on the couch with a billion dollars in the bank. You don't have to sit on the couch.
Starting point is 01:30:37 You don't have to do nothing. If you're rich, you have to do nothing. I want to be clear, that's my personal vision. That's not, I'm not, I'm not putting in anyone else. You could be like the busiest person ever still with a bit with a bit. Doing what though. And I'd have owning teams, fucking flying around the world, seeing shit. Like instead of, all right, so, so you'd rather go to Eisenhower Park golf course with Rob than like go to the fucking Egyptian pyramids like you said yeah that's yeah I would think I would 10 billion dollars I would rather go to Pinehurst with Andy Dice and Hunter shut up up boys love you that was an unreal trip then then sit on the couch with a billion
Starting point is 01:31:10 dollars in the bank I think can I go there you just don't have to hit the ball yeah can I buy golf courses and have my friends go play them yeah and I can just watch it back and be like yeah you had a limited money you're a cocky already does that he's out half I love watching a play. You love watching them play when you can't play. Riggs and Trent are already halfway there. They come to these golf trips and they play half the holes anyway. They're all in pocket.
Starting point is 01:31:33 You're already halfway there quitting the game. No, I mean, I'm just saying, like, there are other things to do, and there's a lot of money to be made. I know we're on a golf podcast, but you guys sound fucking insane right now. Like, no one's, like, going to be like, these guys won't golf so much. Because you're giving up $10 billion to never. but the only is going to make you happy about $10 billion that's like there's nothing more funny.
Starting point is 01:31:56 There's a lot that makes you happy about $10. You know, we're not going to see little matches with your buddies. Like, what are, what am I to do? The alternative is not $0. I mean, I don't know how many matches to get your buddies are you playing that's worth $10 million. The alternative is my life.
Starting point is 01:32:08 How many matches and all the money if you're not just getting to do what you enjoy to do. People that don't like God there are fucking happy. Well, I've made it clear that I want to sit and do nothing. Like if we're ranking things in terms of like what I could do, then it's like, like, yeah, I would take $10 billion and I could just sit. You're acting like people that are over the age of 60 that are like billionaires are not happy.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Those guys like don't play golf all the time. Like you're, I'm talking about my brain. Yeah. The alternative is not the alternative is not doing nothing. The alternative is my life right now, which I quite enjoy. I'll own a hockey team, a baseball team. I'll be the fucking happiest person on the planet going to all these games. Until your team sucks.
Starting point is 01:32:48 Yeah. Until your team sucks. I don't stress that's going to be a whole city's going to. hate you. They're going to hate it. That's like what I want to do. Yeah. I want to do that. It's like we play fancy football. I'd rather do that in real life. I want to do that you're going to have a stressless life. You're going to add more stress. You're going to have 10 million X the stress that you have right now. I still think that's like that's just as cool as playing golf is owning fucking professional sports teams. There's only 32 people I'm not saying it's not cool. I'm saying it's like you would have zero stress just because you're rich. I think you'd have a million times more stress. That's why my plan is. That's why my plan is bulletproof. You guys aren't you guys aren't. You know how stressless it is. You just go out and hit a golf ball around and hang out is beautiful. You have a cocktail. That's beautiful. That's a great five hours. It's pretty stressful. It's not stressful. It's pretty stressful to go play matches and golf and stuff. You got to get booked tea times. You got to go out there. You got everyone together. You're acting like this is a five or one fucking pops together and just ends up on the fucking first team. Maybe
Starting point is 01:33:39 at wing foot, but not in like everyone's regular life. If you pull everyone that's listening to this show, you're going to tell me that most people would take golf over $10 billion. The question was not ask the entire show was ask the foreplay guys. And I'm Yeah, we're having a conversation about why your decision is your decision. We're not going to see how to eye on this, obviously. I just think that my number would have to be so astronomically high that my life is completely different in a place where I'd be able to do fun things to take my time by doing things that I've always wanted to do.
Starting point is 01:34:08 You know what I'm saying? Like that's where that money comes in. I'm not going to take a million dollars to never play golf again. I might not take $10 million to never play golf again. I would take $10 billion to never play golf again because it makes your life that much better. I just think that my favorite thing in life is playing golf. And so if I have unlimited money, but I don't have my favorite thing in life, then how that doesn't make any sense. Your favorite thing in life could change with $10 billion.
Starting point is 01:34:32 You might have a new thing that you didn't know. You might really like car rallies in Italy where you drive Ferraris on the coastline with police escort. You might like racing private jets from country to country. Like you don't know. You don't know. You're probably really fun to be fair. Your favorite thing could be like overlooking all of Los Angeles with The biggest fucking mansion known to fucking mankind
Starting point is 01:34:53 and flying around and hanging out with all the most richest, most beautiful people in the world. That could be really fun. Or even like peg it up and fucking St. Louis. That's just, I just think that's like materialistic and lame.
Starting point is 01:35:04 I think that like, materialistic and lame. All my buddies are going to play golf on Saturday and I just can't play for the rest of my life. Everybody's going to play every weekend. What are we even talking about? Normal people don't play that much golf. You're talking about like that.
Starting point is 01:35:16 I didn't say normal people do. We're talking about us, our life. What do we like in our? in our lives. What I like is that. I can make money. My buddies text about. That's all they talk about. They send scorecard pictures every round that they play. It's because they don't have $10 billion. That's why. And I could just never do that again. So what are they going to do with $10 billion? Are they going? They're saying that group text is not the type of group text that is dealing with $10 billion worth of people.
Starting point is 01:35:38 Like there's other things that they have fun about. You're saying like you're acting like that's the only way to have fun is like texting scorecards to buddies. It's like insane. I'll text like Leonardo Caprio. That's like what my friends are all doing. They don't all get $10 billion. So like if my whole network of people that I care about, this is what they like to do. And I can never do it again. I'm out on that network. Now, I just get to hang out rich famous people. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:36:00 Your friends that send you scorecards every weekend will love you if you have $10 billion. You'll become the best friend of all that. Send them on. Send them on all the trips they're going on. But that's stressful, Frankie, because then you don't know if they like you for your money or if they just genuinely like you. I think you're underestimating the headache that comes with 10 billion. They might not already like us now.
Starting point is 01:36:17 We take them all the golf courses. We're bringing them on buddy shifts. they may not only like us just because of the golf. Maybe you take that away and they're not in our friends. You find out who your real friends are when you have $10 billion. That's a pretty good, that's a pretty good point by me. Like who knows? They might like you just because they're bringing you to fucking Arizona and fucking
Starting point is 01:36:34 band in and all these places. Yeah, take that away. They're going to be, fuck that. I'm not setting shit. I think they were hanging out before. We're actually playing Halo a long time ago. It was great time. I'm just saying $10 billion.
Starting point is 01:36:46 I can't wait to play again. I actually heard people were back into Halo. Halo is like back. That was a lively discussion. $10 billion is something to talk about. It's something to talk about. It's a conversation to be had. So if you got $10 billion and you could never watch or go to an Islander's game ever again, you would definitely do that?
Starting point is 01:37:06 I think I'd have to consider it. It'd be a massive conversation to be at. $10 billion is is just. Just so much money. It really is. Like I get the islanders listening to this being like you wouldn't take like you're going to just come watch. just play this. No, you make a good,
Starting point is 01:37:21 that's the point. You're asking you. That's taken away from your entire life. All of your fandom, everything gone. You can never watch. That's all I had. That's all I have.
Starting point is 01:37:31 That's currently. So you would do that. So you would do that. That's a better question. That's like a more like nuanced question. Obviously there's a golf podcast. So that's the starting point. But take the thing that you love the most,
Starting point is 01:37:41 which is Frankie with the Islanders and see if you can take that away. If the answer is yes with 10 billion, then it's just and I'm almost on that side as well where it's like, dude 10 billion is like you just you just I get that there's stresses that come with everything being alive is stressful but like 10 billion helps mitigate a lot of it a lot of it I guess it's different because like that's something like I'd want to own the islanders with 10 billion dollars that's why I would want the money so to like that question that's a harder answer for me like for golf is just an activity why is it hard you could just own a different team you can just
Starting point is 01:38:15 own any other team okay I like I would go do that that'd be pretty fun $10 billion guys If the Rangers were the only team available for sale And you had the money would you buy them I would absolutely buy them And then I'd turn them into like the New York Pupus Double agent He's a double agent
Starting point is 01:38:30 You'd be Ari Gold and Andrade I would turn them into the New York I'd turn them into the New York Poooo team And they would And I'd raise all the banners of all their regular season Division wins And I'd make all the fans fucking Just we'd have we'd have celebrations
Starting point is 01:38:44 After beating the Islanders In a regular season game And just show how pitiful of a franchise we are that we don't actually celebrate championships just because we don't win them. I'd be the worst owner ever. I'd be fucking, people would never come to the games again. It's an interesting question.
Starting point is 01:38:58 If you could never just ever root for watch the I owners ever again. I feel like that would be like taking stuff away from me. I'd be a conversation I'd have to have. I'd have to talk to my family about it. I don't know if I, I don't know if that's an answer. But then like I'd have people crying at my lap being like, take the deal because we need like,
Starting point is 01:39:14 yeah, my dad still works every single day at a fucking Italian restaurant. I think like he'd be like dude we've watched enough Islanders play like you're like please you've Like I saw four of them. I don't care like I don't care how many of your buddy you said my argument that would be It doesn't matter how many times you hit into the tree Just fucking get me out of this place If your dad won the 500 million dollar lottery tomorrow I think he'd be at Borrellys every day next week working I disagree with that but I don't know as well as frankly Yeah I think he wouldn't
Starting point is 01:39:47 be able to stop. What else would he do? That's what he does. It's what he likes to do. He'd love to go to Florida and just relax for a single day. I'd love to just relax. Yeah, definitely vacations, but I still think he wouldn't just be like, fuck you, Borrellys. I'm gone. It is funny to think about, like, the people in your life where they find out afterwards that you had this decision to make. And you're like, yeah, I'm out at Colonial. I'm playing because I, I didn't take 10 billion dollars and they'd be like, well, we're disowning you now. Like, we're not going to talk. My family calls like, you did what? I'm like, what? I'm fucking Robbie sent me a score card last week. You did. I can miss this.
Starting point is 01:40:18 They're like, we fucking need this. Right. You got $10 billion offered to you to not play that fucking game anymore. What are you nuts? I still love golf. I don't know if I love it $10 billion worth. The answer to your question is yes, I think I'm nuts. But my answer is my answer.
Starting point is 01:40:35 Yeah. I just, I don't know if I love a $10 billion dollars. I don't know if I love anything $10 billion worth. That's the problem. I genuinely don't think that I do. And that's what's fucked about the world. It's like that's all about money.
Starting point is 01:40:45 That's a problem with the world right now. That's right It's not right now I mean think about it It's these fucking gas prices I tell you what Watch Roman Watch the Roman Empire
Starting point is 01:40:54 It's all about fucking money And all this shit Because it just allows you to do Nothing Or everything But golf Yeah that got me worked up I mean it's a discussion
Starting point is 01:41:06 To be had That's a good from the gallery Really I didn't think it was gonna get that heated I like that That was good I just yeah I think we're gonna get
Starting point is 01:41:14 A lot of DMs Like how could you give up on golf Just think about what you're getting. No, I don't think that's a, I don't think that's the argument. I just think the argument is like, pick what you like to do the most in this world. And like, is there any set of money that's really worth replacing that? Like, what's the point in the money if you don't get to do the thing that you as a human being like to do? That is.
Starting point is 01:41:35 That's the question. And it's, yeah, everybody has pretty different answers, which is pretty interesting. Yeah, I think all can't take that money with you. Can't take that money with you. But you know, you can take the memories of those scorecards that. Robbie sent you. Those will come with you to the grave. The memories you'd create with $10 billion are like the best memories of all time. You could also still do a lot of the things you do in your current life with $10 billion.
Starting point is 01:41:59 You just can't peg it up at like Torrey Pines anymore. It's just like the one thing you can't do. Everything else you can still do. You can still do everything else. I don't do that much else. I don't do that much else. Yeah. Trying to think like what am I going to go to like a pool party?
Starting point is 01:42:14 I hate that. I'm not going to go to like a club. I hate that. Grid lock. I go to like major city. Definitely would go to like, but like when I do go to a city, the thing I'm doing there is trying to figure out which golf course to play. So I'm trying to think about like what I would,
Starting point is 01:42:26 what would I really do on a day to day basis that would be awesome. Travel would be a huge part of it. Travel would be a huge part of it. Travel would be great. I'm not as into like general just sports teams as other people. I don't. All right. Well like generally on a Friday Saturdays.
Starting point is 01:42:40 I just don't really like care. It would. It would. I mean, we travel a ton, obviously. But it would be fun. to like literally go anywhere privately for privately for as long as you want do whatever you want see you know see the coliseum fucking pay somebody just start running around the coliseum go crazy and they're like i don't know i travel is it would be like i'd get there and see it be like
Starting point is 01:43:03 there it is no you love history more than that come on now you're not i don't think i do i do i want to see it but i also like there's needs to be an activity the same reason that like if i go to the beach. I can't just sit on the beach. I just get bored. It's like I want to play volleyball or I want to play a cornhole game or I want to do something. I can't I don't like to just sit there. I just don't enjoy that. Think about when we walk through Edinburgh, how great that was. That was, you don't need anything else than that. You just walk through that city and you're like, this is amazing. Now, I know that that was a golf trip as well. So that's kind of contradictory. No, no, I agree with you. I thought that that you're right. That shit's really, really cool.
Starting point is 01:43:42 But yeah, you're doing that every day. I don't know. Give me a ownership of multiple teams. I'm on the field. 50,000 people screaming. I'm in the locker room. I'm like the camaraderie. That's how I'm like getting by day by day. That's like my activity. Are we selling the, are we trading a player? We're having Aaron Judge come in. How do we get him? I'm going to offer him $600 million. The place to go crazy. I'm going to be on TV talking about. I'm going on the field. We're going to win the World Series. We're lifting the trophy. I'm on TV. Like that's how I get my day to day done. I don't care how stressful it is. That's fucking sick shit. That's sick shit. I'd throw my phone in the ocean. You are never here for me again.
Starting point is 01:44:19 If I had 10 billion. You could do that as the owner of a team too. You don't have to see it. I don't want those stresses. But again, it's a personal answer. I'd rather play golf. Personal answer. I'm taking ownership of three professional sports teams.
Starting point is 01:44:32 I'm going to disappear. You're going to be the busiest, most stressed three professional sports teams. You got all these people. Islanders. You're still paying other people to do the activity is my problem. Like golf, you get to do the activity. Even if you do it terribly, you get to determine the winner. the loser or the round or how well you play.
Starting point is 01:44:51 The other one, you're just watching other people do it while paying them and hoping to do it well. Tennis is a tennis. Tennis. We should get into pickleball. I like pickleball. I've played pickleball a few times. Pretty fun.
Starting point is 01:45:01 It was a good question. I've never played pickleball. That was a great question. All right, fellas, I think we're done here. I need another biolite after that. Going into the office, I've got to go to the city. Yeah, me too. I'll see you guys there in a little bit.
Starting point is 01:45:14 Yeah. Wow. Yeah. exciting I'm going to play golf because I'm allowed to golf forever golf forever 10 billion list dollar day of golf all right fellas we're um this is Thursday so we're done we back uh per usual on Tuesday what's the Thursday night YouTube video we got tonight coming out
Starting point is 01:45:38 Sierra Brooks Sierra Brooks yeah we're playing basically playing yeah when is the when's the Avs scramble coming out Probably next week if I had to guess. I know it just wasn't ready for this one. So I would assume next week. They just got there. Did you guys see the video of them getting their rings? I did see that.
Starting point is 01:45:59 Yeah. It's crazy that we played golf against those guys. And they're like in a viral video of them getting the most beautiful diamond rings for winning the championship of their league. I can't wait for that. They spent a whole day a couple weeks ago just with us playing golf. Showed up in their in their team outfits. Two hours before and they all drove together in the same car.
Starting point is 01:46:18 like they're a little league team. Yeah, that was nice. I like that. Like they're a little league, that's so good. They were all, they picked each other up and they picked each other up in the uniforms and they drove to the game together. That was nice. That's how you want to say. It's as good as it gets.
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Starting point is 01:47:15 get spooky maybe we'll see some costumes coming in in the next few weeks hit it hard. Hit it hard. Oh wait. Isn't our fall thing coming out today? Our full merchandise collection?
Starting point is 01:47:26 I think it is. Holy smokes. Or it came out yesterday maybe. We've recorded this on Tuesday. It's out. It's out. It's out. Fall collection merchandise.
Starting point is 01:47:35 It's like one of the, I know we say this a lot, but it's probably one of the best collections that we've put out yet. This fall lineup is fucking incredible. I'm looking at it right now. It is, it can do no wrong. The color schemes. That drawing that we did, that drawing that they did on the back, oh my God. It's just, we're talking, we're talking beanie hats.
Starting point is 01:47:58 I say three put on them. We're talking all the unreal quarter zips in such fall weather. These unreal, these UNRL, unreal sweatpants that we have. I'm living in them. I've been living in them. Bro, the blue and the black, they're so good. They're so comfortable. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:48:16 All of our unreal stuff is really good with the bar stool. the the B-cross T logo. It's our new. It's the one that we're running with. It's so good. It's so minimalistic. This is such a good lineup. It's actually insane.
Starting point is 01:48:29 Look at these clothes, man. I'm just looking through all of them. Wow. Good shit, man. Fall golf is when you can really start dressing. Oh, layer up. Yeah. You know, that's when you, in the summer,
Starting point is 01:48:40 it's like you're just going to wear, yeah, you're just going to wear a polo and shorts. But in the fall, oof. I threw this autumn brown on today because of the time. year. October. It's perfect. So store.com, go check out our fall line. Check out for YouTube for Play the whole deal. Have a great weekend. Be safe. Be smart. Play golf. Have fun. Buy a sports team. Whatever you want to do. We'll be back on Tuesday. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.

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