Fore Play - A House Divided: The Bryson DeChambeau Effect

Episode Date: November 6, 2018

No golfer is more polarizing to the Fore Play boys than Bryson DeChambeau. In the last week alone, the 25-year-old has said he'll putt with the flagstick in in 2019 (depending on the coefficient of restitution), said there's three quarters in hockey, detailed how he's "neurologically comfortable" on the course, and won his 5th PGA Tour event. Our house has never been more divided. We also talk Lucas Glover's unfortunate finish, Rickie taking ricochet shots, golf dreams and much more. Let's hit it! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Foreplay, presented by Bryson D. Shambo. I'm sorry. Was that a little thing you had, like, planned? That was a big thing that I have. You can see it on his face. That was so rare.

That was pathetic. You know who was pathetic? Bryson D. Shambo. I'm sure you would. You'd probably get a little nerdy-ass chuckle out of that. Bryson, I hope you got a nice chuckle out of that. It's 4Play presented by Barstool. sports big show this week huge show many people are asking us to discuss

bryson de chambot who is the most recent winner yet again on the pGA tour a lot to get to he's been he's made like five headlines i feel like since the last time that we talked that we spoke um but first of all how we're how are your guys weekends would you what did you do uh my weekend was okay i went back to long island and i had just just some, you know, family stuff to do. I had to see some people I haven't seen in a while. It went this move back to, you know. Yeah, you're City Frank now.

City Frank. Is it weird? Is it weird being City Frank? It is weird being City Frank because I do like, like, I went to Borrellys a couple times, like that was nice, you know, to get back. I got my broly shirt on today. You do have your braille shirt on today. I'm surprised you didn't say something.

But now you get the thing where, when you go back, it's like an event. I saw you, like, stand up. I saw the logo. And, I mean, it's just like it was like a knot. I don't know if you saw the night. I was like, I see what you're wearing. Nice if you'd say something. You know, I'm wearing your family restaurant.

That's true. That's true. Our CEO, Erica, said, where's my shirt? And now everyone's asking for shirts. I'm not to come in with a whole box of shirts. Oh, so I kind of, I kind of screwed you. Yeah, you opened up Pandora's box here. My bad.

Yeah, it was pretty good. Let me ask you this. When you go back after like four days, does your family act like they haven't seen you in like 10 years? Yes. That's nice, though. I'd say that's one of the cool things about moving away is when you go back now, when you go to Borrellys, it's probably like, Cheers. People are like, holy shit.

Probably the most odd thing that's ever happened to me is I walk into Borelli's the other day, or actually last night, and I didn't know some of the people that were working there. Oh, wow. And they didn't know me. Oh, man. That's how I feel about this place. Younger high school kids, like, you know, like working the register and like people that just like are in a whole new age group that was like, I mean, I actually literally run that

place. And now I'm walking around like, I'm asking them questions. Like, hey, can I have this? I feel that about this place when I get on the elevator and I see someone wearing a Barstool shirt that I don't recognize. And I obviously know that they're going to like the second floor, but I feel strange not knowing every single person that works here anymore. The thing, so there's a couple things about that that have developed at Barstool.

People that don't know that just follow the golf stuff, the Foreplay Boys. Barstool, I mean, when we moved to New York two years ago, we had like 15 at plays. Yeah. We're now at like 150 or some crazy number like that. Used to be you knew literally everybody. You knew everybody well. We all hung out. We'd go out together, whatever.

Now it's a couple things. One, whenever I'm just like walking in and out of the building on the first floor, when I walk by people, I don't know if I'm supposed to know who they are. Yes. So I kind of give like a generic nod to everyone so that hopefully that would like appease people who do I'm supposed to know. Yes. And also just be like a nice gesture to a random person. I totally feel that way. Every time I turn the corner, the stretch in front of our office is like the part where you got to be like, all right, I don't.

need to get my like, I'm going to nod at people who is sort of nod at me. Yep. And like, do I just, does that person look vaguely familiar because he works on the ninth floor and has nothing to do with Barcelona? Or is that guy like selling my ad deals every day? Right. Like, he, that guy could email me every day. I could have exchanges with him.

And I have no fucking clue in it. So people on this floor may not want to be known too because this is a wild floor. The second floor is a wild, wild west. People are getting fired. People are like, it's a whole other thing down. Totally. People are like moving into a companies. Dave's burying them for like, you know,

becoming traders. It's a fucking scene down here. The second and therefore are the same company by name, but they are two very different companies. Down here is a real environment, real work environment. And then I also get people that come up the second part of that, because I did say two things, I think. So the second part, I want to make sure I deliver a second thing.

I don't even know if I can pay attention with that fire hat you're wearing. Like, I can't even look at you. Is that that hat is such a statement hat? This hat. So I had to interrupt you. That logo is the perfect size. It's crazy. this hat is it's something i saw it on my floor i was going through you know i've been wearing kind of

the same barstool golf type hats for the last couple weeks and i have a bazillion hats because i'm a huge pro shop guy everybody knows that so i kind of went through the pile on my floor was like there's got to be something in here i haven't worn in a lot and i i mean i gas when i saw it in my room this is a wingfoot white rope hat it's the whitest hat of all time you it is you are born to wear rope hats thank you no doubt about it you think i look better in rope hats yeah Like Frankie was born for that type of hat. You were born for rope hats. It's a really hard hat to pull off, right?

Because it's got like different things going on on the side. Sometimes it gets like wrinkly. Like if you don't have the right head, kind of moves it around and it doesn't fit right. Do I pull it off? You pull it off. You think so? Yeah. Didn't sound that convincing.

No, you pull it off. Okay. It's a good hat. It's a great hat. I also like one of my buddies from Wingfoot was hitting me up last week. Like, hey, maybe we'll get out next weekend, which will be this coming weekend. So I was like, maybe I'll throw the wingfoot hat on and get some good juju going. So it's a whole thing. I appreciate

you guys saying it. Of course. The second thing that I was going to say is that I also, there's people that come up to my desk now to talk to me about four place stuff from like a representative representative from the second floor. And that person could be an intern or that person could be like our chief

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Do you have like a float chart? I don't know. Yeah. I just don't know what we're supposed to do at this point. I've been having a conversation with this person about our college football show for about six, no, eight weeks now. And every single time I have to email him or talk to him or like text him or like, email or text office manager Brett and ask him and I describe the person.

I'll like, hey, man, it's a guy. He's got like spiky hair. He talks like this. Like, what's his name? And Brett's like, dude, you have a, you have a meeting with him every single week. It's just not our fault It's just we just We're growing

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Everything looked normal. Trees were kind of like dying with some green to them. All of a sudden, I went out as like every tree, it looked like it was on fire. Oh, yeah. I mean, the pictures that you were posting were crazy. I couldn't believe it. So we stopped. We go out to boss.

It's like our final major of the year. That's kind of what we refer to it as. It's the FTB Open. It's a 40-guy, 20-team event. Teams of 2, 27 holes at Granite Links, my old stopping grounds. We always do it in the first or second weekend of November. So it's always cold, kind of silly aspect to it. Everybody's geared up winter hats, coats.

It could rain. It could snow. It could be 20 degrees. It could be 60 degrees. You just don't know. But anyways, we're driving up. We driving Friday evening, we stopped halfway by, halfway up at Manchester Country Club in Connecticut. Shout out.

It was like 30 bucks. Shout out. Amazing little track. So if you're ever driving through the Hartford area, you can stop by Manchester Country Club. Like I said, we got it for. I think it was 30 bucks. It's a great feeling playing at a place that's public. They have a country club in their name.

Yeah. Then, so we're playing. We only got like 11 holes in. If you ever play it, get through the first four. The first four holes were okay. And then after that, the course is awesome. It was, it had a ton of variety. It was like this very, very classic New England type topography.

Like little hills and exposed rock. He just said topography. This is a Bryson fan, remember. He couldn't just say like layout. You couldn't just say like it looks really cool. You had to say it has this unique topography. I mean, we're all adults here. You can use the word.

I don't think I'm that much of it. I don't know if that's the word that pops into my head. Topography. Yeah. Did it work for you? I mean, I now know what you're talking about. What I was describing could not possibly have been better summarized in one word than topography. Okay.

There's like exposed. I just want you to know that, Frankie and I know why you said topography. look, you know, it's just a word. I didn't realize you guys were so far, maybe behind on your... Would you say we're neurologically uncomfortable, or we're not going to get to that yet? Based on, I mean, your chipping game is the definition of neurologically uncomfortable. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

This is starting to get a little bit. It's affecting our listeners. I'm just, it's topography. You guys started getting into neurological comfort levels. Let's just focus on Manchester Country Club. So we stopped, played, got through 11 holes. Great. And then our guy, Colin, I think his name was Colin.

Shout to Colin. Who was, you know, one of the assistants working in there, came and found us because it was pitch black dart. We're driving back. He said, yeah, this course is like 101 years old. Wow. We were like, what? What do you mean?

This is a public course that he plays 101 years old. But it was great. So if you're ever buzzing from New York to Boston, you ever in Hartford or near Hartford, go check out Manchester Country Club. I loved it. It was 30 bucks. Cool little thing.

Granite Links was great, as it always is. Then we played Walston yesterday, which is actually Whitney's home course. Shout out Whitney, that rat. Shout out to, shout out to Whitney. He wasn't there. I don't think he was there. I probably would have noticed. Not that he would tell you, though, because last time we were in his stomping grounds, he didn't show up.

100%. That's a very good point. He knew we were going to be there and he just didn't show up. When we went for the title list fitting, we were in his backyard. There was like, yeah, when he was here yesterday, like hitting golf balls. We were like, where is he? He's like, I got kids. I got the whole, okay.

There were rumors that he was going to be there and he just didn't show. Oh, yeah. I even like use that as part of my like pitch to Dave to go there. I'm like Whitney's going to be there. It's going to be like a really contentious video. Like I need to be there in the mix. When we got that you just like didn't show up. That was what the match too was at like it's fevered pitch.

Oh yeah. It was the highest. And we were traveling to him. Couldn't have made it easier. Came to his backyard. Like you said, that's where he literally like warms up every day. Yep. He's a member of this place.

And then all of a sudden the one day out of the last 10 years that he's had a bunch of like priorities. That's all you do is playing off every day. You can't just come up and hang out. Wendy doesn't know it yet, but I'm back on his bad side because he won't acknowledge the New York Islanders as a good hockey team. Like, I haven't heard anything from him about that. So. The Islander in first place, right? First place.

No, Tavares. No. It's a new age. I mean, is it, we're feeling great right now. Is it, do you think you'd be in first place if you guys did sign Tavares? It's hard to say that we wouldn't be. Like, this team would just have another. It's not like we added anyone because we lost them.

We just have, like, the same team Tavares list. Like, we added Leo Kama. Like nothing really happened after he left. So it's hard to say that we would be in a different position if had he be there. But I do think that there is a new, just like a new vibe in that locker room. You know, it's like, Lou La Merello's got, like I went there the other day. I went into the locker room. I walked around, met some of the guys.

Shout out Scotty Mayfield. I was going to say. Shout out to Scottie Mayfield. I picked one random players to just go all in on. Like he's our second pairing D man on the New York Islanders, Scotty Mayfield, Missouri boy, friends with Rudy who works here, friends at YP. Yeah, pick Missouri guy. Big Missouri guy.

And, you know, we're just going all in on him. He walked us around and he was just telling us, like, how different it is this year. He's like, man, there's, like, curtains in certain places where, like, fans can't see in. Like, Lou has this place just, like, it's really cool. Really? I haven't talked, like, the owners. Not a big deal. I was in the owner's sweet.

Yeah, it's a big deal. Yeah, it was a pretty big deal. And the owner was telling us, like, you know, like, Lou's got this ship just, like, we're just full sale ahead. I'm like, holy shit. This got Lou. Sounds like it's better with that. Lou Lamarllo is just. Way back.

Lou, come to Borales. Let me have some, have some, you know, sit in the back. I'm going to give you some like cognate. Some mozzarella? No, no, no, he doesn't have to eat. Just sit the back and just sit. We're not going to get into that. He's just sit on some like cognac.

Just sit in the back. I see. Sit on some cognac. Maybe let him smoke a cigar. Smoke a cigar. You're not supposed to smoke inside restaurants in New York anymore. Every person that defended the way that you say all the Italian things, I clicked on their profile. Most predictable fucking book of all time.

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And I just wanted to just blast it. But I also just don't care enough to do that because I think I am right. And there's no reason for me to, you know, really explain it. Okay. Matsuo. But yeah, that's talking Islanders. Good for you. I'm happy the Islanders are good.

Shout out this guy. It's good. I like the Islanders. I like how much you like the Islanders. so I'm happy I'm a little I don't want to see you get too I know it's early

13 games It's a bit of a roll People are saying that Like we don't have enough stats To back up you know The whole thing The corsies are down Shit like that

Yeah oh yeah A lot of people are saying A lot of people just say in the name Corsi That's like that's gonna Listen Saturday December 1st If we are here Something if something doesn't change

With my schedule I'm gonna do a nice big Islanders Tailgate Outside We're back at the Coliseum, maybe we'll do a little Borrelli's pregame. We're gonna do the whole thing.

I hope everyone here comes to it. Yeah, oh yeah. I'm it. Oh yeah. That sounds awesome. It's gonna be awesome. We got the team involved. Like, they're gonna give us a whole spot like in the parking lot and shit.

I wanted to go last week. I had to go to sleep. You did. I was so hung over. Because we, uh, because we, uh, our five iron night. Yeah, we haven't talked about that here. We're at the golf simulator. We went to a golf simulator.

We went to a golf simulator. First time ever? Ever. Ever. I mean, I've hit, when I've like tried out golf clubs at like the PGA Superstore and shit like that, I've gone in the simulator, but it's usually just like a driving range. It's not like a hole or anything. So to actually play and chip. I mean, I had the chip. The chipping yips and the butter knives and the skull fucks, they translate. They translate to the simulator. Man, they may be worse. I mean, I was 45 yards away. I have no depth perception when it comes to actually being on the golf course. And if you think I know how to, if you think I know how to, if you think I know how to, like perceive how I am when there's just a screen in front of me, they're like, hey, I just hit it like it's a 35 yard shot. And I skull fucked it into the wall. water. It's just crazy. You took us.

You swung harder than people swinging their drivers. It's crazy. A bigger, longer, harder swing. And you were 30 yards away from the flag. But we got that dub. We took money from your roommate.

We got that dub you. It was a great night. It's got the loss. It's nice. It's fun, man. I am very much looking forward to the simulator life during the winter. I think it's going to help me keep my game going.

I mean, you're just hitting the ball. You're using your driver. You're swinging. It's, realistic enough. It's like accurate enough. Even the putting is like kind of like really,

you have to hit a spot on the mat. You know what I mean? It's great. It's fun. We had a good time. But the reason I couldn't go Thursday to the Islander's extravaganza is because we were out so late Wednesday night. And Frankie literally asked me and I said to him with like a dead, dead look at my face.

I have to go to sleep. Yeah. Oh, God. So, um, oh, Price D. DeShameau won. That was another little thing he did. You're like a little wacky bit mode. You're a buffet of bits today.

Buffet of Betts. It's cooking them up. For anyone that doesn't know, we had a Barstle Idol contestant. We do Barstle idol every single year. Francis was a Barstle idol winner. And we had this guy come in on one day, and he was just bopping and weaving. He was an Italian guy, I think. And he was like, he says, Mozrelle.

He says, you know, the Frig Al-a-Mah. And he was, like, bopping his shoulders. and he's like, you know, I'm just going to serve up. He goes, I'm just a chef and I'm serving up a couple of buffet of bits. And Dave just goes, stop. Go home. And he just walked off the stage and went, we've never seen him again. So, yeah, I miss buffet of bits.

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I believe it's the Shriners Hospitals for Children Open in Vegas. It's almost like, I mean, I hate to bring up the islanders again, but it's almost like our new stadium is called New York City Bank Live at the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseo. Come on. Yeah. It is called the Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. Okay, so I got that wrong in the outline. Of course he wins something that we don't even know, like that to say it.

That's so Bryson. It's like a Milwaukee Open. He won two FedEx Cup events. He knows how to say. Of course he would win something that we don't know the name too because it's too many things and the children and he's just so perfect, Bryson. So there's a lot to talk about. We got a lot to talk about. I almost, I think we have to go chronologically here because Bryson and this goes to everything I've always been saying.

He's a, he's a content machine. I mean, he's making headlines. left and right last week in the middle of the week. It comes out in a golf.com interview at a photo shoot that he was asked about his current preference to leave the pin in. Genius by our boys over at golf.com by the way to ask him like what his thought process is about if he's going to leave the pin in or not. Long story short, the headline that comes out of it is Bryson in 2019 says that he will be

putting with the flag stick in due to the USGA's new rules. Kind of the family friendly rules is kind of how they're being. being painted, make golf a little bit easier, a little less complicated, pace of play, all that. You could put with the flagstick. In now, Bryson says, and I quote, it depends on the C.O.R, the coefficient of restitution of the flagstick. In U.S. opens, I'll take it out in every other tour of it. When it's fiberglass, I'll leave it in and bounce that ball against the flagstick.

If I need to, it's a higher propensity for it to go in the hole if it's fiberglass compared to that. How are you saying that with a straight face? When you're literally laughing right now. I mean, because it's laugh out loud funny how much of a doucheback. No, it's laugh out loud, funny. It depends on the CRO. Didn't even ask for someone to wait to ask.

What does CRO mean? Oh, well, if you, you know, you incompetent asshole, it's a coefficient restitution of the flag stick. A whole thing feels very condescending. It's not CRO. It's C-O. It's C-O-R. Okay.

Stop saying, stop getting it wrong. You guys don't have the brain capacity to even get the, I mean, topography sent us for a letter, right? sees an open market for his bullshit and he's shoving it down our throats. Look, just admit it. What do you mean bullshit? How can you possibly think that it's bullshit? That's his basis.

It's just solely off. That's his brand. That's the only reason he's saying this shit. You don't think he genuinely believes this? Why would you be saying that he has done studies and figured out the propensity, the higher propensity for it to go in if it's fiberglass versus metal? But this is an asshole thing to say. It's an asshole thing to say.

It's not an asshole thing to say it's very funny and very interesting and very different. Yes, I'm laughing. But he's doing it because it's preposterous. But I also have an affection for preposterous. He's being preposterous on purpose. I think it can be both. And I think it is both. I think, yes, he's probably done the studies on the coefficient of restitution of the flag.

But I also think he's like, I'm going to say the coefficient of restitution in this interview. And people are going to go crazy for it. But this is my point is that baseball players, there's probably a term for when they study like the release of a pitcher's curveball or when they when they study the like the spin of a baseball off a bat there's probably a technical term but like no one that comes out and says that that's what they're studying

they're just like yeah I like to see the release point of the pitcher they're not talking about his apex of the curvature of the round sphere that's what makes him so awesome and good for golf he's doing it on purpose is that this same debate okay millions of people have had this debate like if you're an inch off the fringe and you're 20 feet away from the pin, do you like leave it in or take it out?

Everybody's had that debate a million times. Yeah, but none of you have ever said the coefficient of restitution. Right, and that's my whole point is that he's able to make headlines with it because he's fucking fascinating. He's so good for the game. Everybody's looking at this going,

what in the literal fuck is this guy talking about? This is amazing. Eyeballs, ears, interest level. It's not amazing. I disagree with you on it being good for the game because if you look at the comments on the, they hate them, they hate them.

They hate them. Engagement. It's engagement. Engagement is a, is a fancy word for people. There's no bad, there's no such thing as bad press,

but he is making himself into a villain, even though, like, you have people. We need villains. That's great. I like that he's the villain.

You just, Trent just said, fuck, quietly because he knows villain is a good thing. One of our biggest bits, one of our biggest things when you and I

and I went on a golf channel. Is that like we need villains. He is a villain. Yes, he's a villain. That's why, like, I love him too.

He's a villain because he's so different. Golf hates different. But he's a villain because he's an asshole. He's not a villain because he's beating our favorite guy. Bill and his character in golf and that's why I love him. He doesn't give a fuck.

He's out there talking about, what is he even talking about? That's why it's so awesome. Oh, you want like some cookie cutter? Can you imagine Brantznetterer answering this question? It'd be the most boring snooze festival of all time. You got a guy who's saying the coefficient of restitution. I no longer trust. Riggs is opinion on Brise and Deschambo because after what he has said here and the next thing that he said after he won,

he can't go far enough and Riggs is never going to abandon him, which means we cannot trust Riggs's opinion on Bryce. He goes home and he's like, what can I come up with this week to make a headline? And that is this, it's not genuine. He's not a genuine science guy. Tiger is a genuine science guy. Tiger is just like, if you look at out a genuine science guy,

this is where we always, this is where you're always blatantly wrong. The reason that he's clearly a genuine science guy is because it's working. No, but he's coming out and saying all these things on purpose. He has you in his web. we're talking about him We're talking more about the Co-Oviction of Restitution More than we're talking about his wins

Would you rather have him Be like give like some dog shit BS fluff answer Like everyone else Some media savvy answer This is a BF bullshit fluff answer We're only don't If he didn't win we'd still be talking about him this much

It has nothing to do with the wins You keep saying Yes which is great That makes him good for the game No but it has nothing to do with the wins No but it does have to do it does justify The validity of him doing all these things But if he's lost you'd still be like

He's fucking hilarious and he's awesome and he's great for the game because he's talking about the coefficient But I wouldn't have a good argument when you say like he's just doing this for his brand He's not doing it because he actually cares about the science Because if he lost we'd still be talking about it that that like that other side of the argument Still works for me because we'd still be talking about it because like he could have okay if he was losing and sucked on tour and was dog shit on tour It would be very easy to say like none of this is actually true he doesn't do any of this he's just doing it for his brand However, you don't have an argument to say that because clearly all this stuff that he's doing with the spraying the golf

Paul sprits in the golf balls, all that stuff. It's working. He's figured it out. But he's taking liberties with it. I agree with you that we would not be talking about it as much if he wasn't winning, but he is taking liberties. Co-o-o-o-o-officient of restitution and the fucking thing. No, let's get to the part after he won.

He won, that's a big deal, whatever. Who cares? Go to this other thing that he said. Because like Trent said, at what point is it too much? Is there a point, Riggs? So they ask him. I guess he, It made some reference earlier.

I don't really know exactly where the genesis of it is. But they said, can you tell us what it means to be neurologically comfortable? First of all, he says, he responds, no, that's a secret. Boisterous laughter from the media center. I'm talking. The media center, I mean, they're dying laughing. They're loving the guy. He's cracking everybody up.

He just won on tour. He's making everybody laugh. Takes a weird sip of water from his bottle. Of course, he's a little bit of a weirdo. I like my guy being a weirdo. anxiety when it comes to like being in the media and shit like I didn't like that yeah I don't think he definitely doesn't have any social skills jumped right to that water bottle which is fine let's play uh let's play his answer to this very quickly can you expand

on what it means to be neurologically comfortable no that's a secret okay that's the second time this week you've not given us a scoop here but give us a little insight because you realize how important it is to me No, I mean, I would say just on a general basis of that, it's something that I've derived in my brain. It's like I have this black space and it's just of my hands and arms and body, and I see it. I just take it back and have this neurological sensation or input that I have for applying force to the club, and there's a track to it, and I see it in that vision. You know, some people look in vision shots to do all that, but I just created it in my brain.

Okay, so there he talks about being neurologically comfortable. My dream is to one day make him neurologically uncomfortable. I'd love to be inside. Yeah, that was your little buffet of bits right there. That was you had that. No, you even told me earlier, you couldn't wait to say that. I'll say something that I was before. You couldn't wait to say neurologically.

If you put Frankie and I in a room and someone was like, write a script out that makes Bryson D. Chambot look like the biggest douchebag in the world, we could not have come up with a bigger douchebag answer than Bryson gave himself. This is, no, here's what you guys don't understand. This is genuinely the way that he talks and thinks about things. All he was saying there was that he's in the zone. That's what he's saying. You see, that's where he's in the zone.

That's where, that is where we are on either side. You're saying that he genuinely just says it. I think he goes home, writes out these words. He looks at the the sources and all the synonyms of different types of words and shit. And he says, how can I make a headline this week with, I have to be the science guy. So when I get up on that, when I get up on that stage, I can't just say I'm in the zone. I have to say I'm neurologically comfortable. That is why I hate him.

I don't know how you can watch that clip and not be like, something's going on. He has to be the science guy. He has to be. Look, something's definitely going on. I think, obviously, he's a weirdo. Obviously, I don't look at like, oh, of all the guys on tour, Bryce and Nishambeau would be like my favorite guy to hang out with. Never have said that. However, I'm a huge fan of the guy for the reasons that I've been listing.

he's unbelievably fascinating. He's a headline maker. And I think in his brain, he genuinely looks at the game and looks at all of this stuff completely differently. That's the way he's always been doing it. And I love it that instead of us getting a Brantznetiker, I was in the zone, we get 45 seconds of neurologically comfortable. That's amazing. People are, we're getting people are responding on Twitter freaking out about it neurologically comfortable. The guy's just saying he's in the zone.

But I love that he's getting that kind of stuff. is where you think it's all genuine and we think that he's doing it on purpose to make headlines. I just, I don't look at the guy and think at all that he spends all of his free time. How can I craft like my image? You don't think so? He spends all this time

studying figuring out angles how to win golf, but he also you don't think that translates to the media? No, I think he spends his time studying all of these little nuances, how to gain an edge on people, the flagstick, the the sprits in the ball, all that stuff. And then when he's asked about it, he spent so much time,

he's lost in the sauce as you guys try to say it from studying it so much that that's just what comes out if he would have said i'm in the zone if he would use terms like i'm lost that would have been a dog shit interview everybody says that i'm in the zone no he went neurologically comfortable he's going up there saying neurologically comfortable just to be the science guy that is my side because that's in order i'm also reading this dm right now he's once called he once said the third quarter of a hockey game in an interview yeah that's that's that's not very savvy oh so you think this guy crafts solve his image and all that, but then he says third quarter of a hockey game. He's just,

no, he's just saying what he knows. Do you think it can get to a point where this happened with Bubba in a different way, where the better he gets, the more media coverage he gets, and people will start to really turn on him because that's what happened to Bubba. Well, that's already happening. I think people like you, all of your guys little minions out there don't like Bryce. That's been like that for several months now, I think. But yeah, that's a case of like when he wasn't as big of a name,

Although he was kind of big right out of the gate because of his Microsoft commercial. True. Like last year, right. And the single length. People will love that. Single length stuff. That got him like all this, all this press and all that. So he's been pretty big.

But yeah, I mean, 100%. The more, like, who you are and you're answering more questions and they get more headlines and all that comes out. And more people are going to, whatever, like weigh in on if they like you or not. We always say like if Bobbo never won the Masters, he would be like 10 times more popular. No doubt about it. Because he, on the surface, he comes. off is everything about him is likable.

His name's Bubba. He taught himself the golf swing. He moves the ball. It's at a mile. 40 yards left to right, right to left all day. It's at a mile. It's great. But then he does the interviews and people think he sucks.

So I think that's probably happening to Bryson to a degree. But the guy's a headline machine. This quote that Frankie's talking about is he heard his hand at the Vegas night's game on Saturday night. Thank God he's okay. I went a little too hard on the air horn or what do you call it. I think that's what it's called. Yeah, and I ripped part of my hand off, which is nice.

So no, it was all good, though. It's right there. It's fine. It hurt every shot, but it was all right. No, just kidding. And then he went on to say, I got the crowd pumped up for the third quarter. And they went on to win, which we're talking about a hockey game.

This guy is actually not a human being. He's a little bit of a robot. You can't be a human being and say the third quarter of a hockey game. You can't be like a good looking. That's like a Ted Cruz answer. You can be a good looking athlete that's like in the, like, this guy's like the prototypical, like, jock, right? That's like what you would think of him. He's like a, that's how I think of him.

You don't like the way he like just the way he's out there. He's like very fit. He's a good looking dude. He plays golf like unbelievably. And you don't know like true. You don't know like the sport. I just spit all over you. I just spit all over you.

I didn't feel it. That was crazy. That's all right. I had a lot of flim coming out. You okay, Frank? I said, he's so fired up about Bryce and he's spit. And then you don't know like the sport hockey. You don't know what it's called.

That's like that throws me off so much. The part where he goes so no is all good though. It's all right. It's fine. I mean just hurt every show. shot, but it was all right. No, just kidding. He's in his own head. He's like, he's in his own head.

He thinks he's neurologically comfortable. What's the other thing with the blank space? We don't have that on here. He said, I see like a black space. He sees a black space. I feel my arms and my legs and I derive it from my brain. You know what I say when I hear that? Shut the fuck up.

Just shut the fuck up. He's so good for the game because it makes you want to say. I want to say, I want to hear him. He's a villain. I want to hear him. We created a golf robot genius science villain. He's an unaware villain. He doesn't realize. Well, apparently he's super aware of everything he says with his branding.

He doesn't think he's a villain. He thinks he's God's gift to the earth. Yes, he does. I do think even if he has this all planned out. Bryson's telling me things I didn't even know existed. He's teaching me the game that we love. He's showing me things. He's probably the guy who says behind closed rooms like Jack didn't know what he was doing.

Exactly. He hates his. And I love that. That's a villainous type move. He's an asshole. Like, I'm smart. I'm going to approach and figure things out about this game that these other guys didn't know. Now I don't realize, don't know if you were like that he's a villain or you like what he's actually doing.

I like, what he's doing? What he's doing is making the villain. He doesn't have to know about it. We hate villains because they're villains, but you say you like what he's doing. That's like two different things. No, it's not. You can be, like, there's many like movies and stuff where you like the villain. The villain can be like a likable guy.

Like a likable, like you kind of like that's not any villain. Like, we like Patrick Reed to a certain degree because he's got this villain type. I actually like the Joker. I love the Joker. Thank you. Because my point is, like, you don't, just because the guy's a villain doesn't mean, we hate him. Like, you can be, he's a villain like among, among, like, golf fans and stuff because he's so polarizing. A lot of people hate him that makes him like a villain.

And I love that about him. I love that you guys hate it. I despise. That has made me love him even more that you guys hate him. I despise that he tries to teach him even more. Good. I despise that he shoves down our throat what golf is and how to play the game and why we're all dumb and he's not. I hate that. I hope

I want someday for Bryson to meet you, Frankie, in him to mansplain to you golf. That's what he's doing. I want that more than anything in the world. Frankie might punch him in the world. He's not mansplaining. He's not mansplaining. I want him to golf nerdsplain to you how to play golf. I like that term. He's nerdsplaining.

Yeah, he's nerdsplaying. That's fine. Fuck him. I want him to just condescendingly nerdsplain everything about golf. He probably wouldn't explain everything about my life. He'd probably nerdsplain to me everything I'm doing. He's got in a room for the Islanders. I go. Oh, that's how you plug your computer into the wall. That's how your family makes chicken parr?

Don't you know that the coefficient of restitution of that charger isn't in the right space to have enough. I don't want to bring this. I don't want to bring this up because I think it's a pot shot usually at rigs, but it's just a Harvard guy. He's just like people condescending to other people. They think they're smarter than everybody. Bang! I want, my ideal dream

is Bryson Nichambeau. That was unreal. Bryson Nishambeau is nerds pointing to you on the chipping green. How to like chip. That is true, though. It does have a very much like I went this school and like me I went to a fucking I worked in the back of a pizzerie and I went to I would do I would do like you know what man like yeah I'm gonna fucking put with the flag stick in what are you gonna do you're gonna fucking all these CORs get the fuck out of here you're

not the common man you're a robot you're not even a man yeah you're not even a man you don't speak for us you don't speak for our sport the allegiances are becoming very clear Harvard it's like it's like in any robot movie you don't trust these guys he's gonna try to take over the world fuck him me and frankie on his side me and frankie have been fighting guys like Riggs and Bryson are. We're Will Smith. Yeah, we're Will Smith. I don't know what that means

where we are. I mean you're Will Smith. Isn't he not in that robot movie? I robot? Yeah, we're Will Smith. We're fucking Will Smith. You're just one of these people that you're going to he's going to take your brain out

and he's going to turn you into a robot. Because I'm not even a robot. I'm just one of the guys that's supporting the robots. Yes. Is that what you're trying to tell me? You guys are idiots. We're Will Smith. I'm fucking Will Smith, baby.

Yeah. You didn't even know you're Will Smith until Fred. You're trying to have to explain to you how you're Will Smith. He explained that to me And you're And Bryson's like the robot like I have dreams Like fuck that robot

Yeah Fuck that robot Starting to blink Yeah Starting to have dreams Starting to paint Like painting That robots got walking around

Sonny I just watched that movie I just watched the other guys And he's like I have a darkness Inside of me He goes this darkness Must to get out

He wants some walking around money Gators Bits Better be wearing jimmies God Look, if that robot for my robot were on tour, I would be rooting for it. I'd hate that robot so much. I would be rooting for it.

I'd be a great story. Now, here's another thing that may go against us. If aliens came down, would you be team aliens or team human? Team human. We've often had this conversation on like Barser Radio and, you know, with Dave and KFC. It is a good, it's a good one to have because... It's tough. You kind of got to go Team Alien, right?

Because you've got to think they're going to win? Correct. Right. So you don't want to be with a loser. This is my thing about Team Human versus Team Alien is everybody always sucks the dick. of the aliens. Like they're always like, oh,

they're going to have all this technology and all that. Like, show me something before I'm going to be on that team. I think the thought is that they're waiting. If they're here, they showed you something.

No, but see, you guys are just, no, no, but you guys just being like, I'm like Team Alien, even though you know nothing about them. Like,

I would like to scout Team Alien before I joined their team. But I'm saying, you guys being like, oh, they're going to have all this crazy technology? You don't know that. Yes, you do.

Because they got here. They're not here, though. Isn't that the whole hypothetical the aliens came here? The hypothetical is that if they came here and they're present in front of us. I just don't like people who go all in on aliens.

Independence Day. Like are you going against them? Right. Are you fighting the aliens or are you like team alien? Oh, okay. I see. I see. I see. So I guess you ties back like there's a bunch of Bryson's out there hitting golf balls like robots. Like at some point do you just be like, all right, this is the new way or do you fight the power? I'm fighting the power. In

recent history, I've said that I would join the aliens. But if I knew the aliens were this much of an asshole, I wouldn't want to be teamie. I'd just be dead. As a guy who knows, Bryce, he's not an asshole. To the out,

in the outer core, maybe he's like a, uh, trying to think of like a candy that has a nice little inner core, but, uh, like something like a Milky Way?

Yeah, but like that still has a nice smooth outline. Like a, like a, like a, you know, like, uh,

bark. Like a, on a tree? Yeah, but like they'll sell chocolate bark, bark. It's like real, like,

rough. I don't know that. Whatever. I'm trying to think of something that's rough around. We know what tree bark is, but is that, Is there like a special... There's a trough of bark, yeah.

There's a truck that bark. It's got all shit on it. Sometimes you can put like pretzels on it and stuff. You know what bark is? No, fuck it. I always do this. Every fucking week I bring up something.

You could have just made that up, bro. I did. I just ate it this weekend. I just had bar. I just had bar. I did. Anyway, sometimes the bar could have a little bit of an insight.

It's probably like a three musket deer. By the way, how can the three of us not think of a candy that has a hard out shell? And it's a self-inset. I don't know. Name one right now. I can do it.

my brain's broken isn't that like 90% of candy you know how many people are like yo this candy has a really hard outside and like a delicious and soft inside we're probably gonna get 90 submissions for the different types of candy anyway that could be like Bryson

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That's F-O-R-H-I-M-S dot com slash forplay. Forhams.com slash for play. Love that on Twitter yesterday, Bryson winning his fifth tournament in total in total in his career and his fourth in the last five months turned immediately into just shit on Ricky Fowler being over Nobody takes more ricochet shots than Ricky Fowler. Nobody. He just, he gets more ricochet shots. You're right than anybody in the history of the BGA tour.

He is the bar for when a young player is doing well and they've won a few tournaments. Like in a couple weeks span, they're like, well, Ricky Fowler, I mean, he sucks now. Like, I'm expected them to just be like at some point. They're just going to tweet out like 250 players have won more major championships than Ricky Fowler. Yeah. They're just going to tweet that out out of the middle of nowhere. But they're literally all these guys are tweeting Bryson. same amount of PGA Tour wins in last five months as Fowler entire career.

Bryson Nishebaugh now has four wins in the last 12 PGA Tour starts, which equals Ricky Fowler's career trophy hall in 214. Like, people were just shitting on Ricky. And to make things worse, it just popped in my head. That fucking guy, Bryson D. Chabot, was Ricky Fowler for Halloween? Oh, he was. What a little... What a little dick!

He put on a little Ricky mustache. So he brought this on, and he wore the whole highlighter outfit and the whole thing. I bet he did that. on purpose. Oh, yeah. You don't think that he wants this to come out? That's a great villain move. Are you kidding me?

You'd be against that move? I'm not against that move. I'll tell you that. That is such a bad Halloween costume. Actually, one of our guys here said a picture to me. One of the guys sent a picture to me of some dude at the bar wearing a Ricky Fowler costume to the bar on Halloween. Yeah.

It's like, that's the, like, come on. First of all, it's a very expensive Halloween costume, right? You're buying like the whole thing. He had the orange pants, orange shirt, the orange, orange, hat he had fucking brand new white here's what i think it is i think it's no i think it's it's a function most of the time in that situation of like um easiness people just have that already you think that i own that i bet he already owned like most of that because if you think about that's like a three hundred dollar fucking costume right like i bet he already owned like those golf pants

and like he never wore them all together but i want to be a golfer how do i be a golfer that everybody knows ricky fowler and i've really realized like some people out there are just huge ricky fowler fans like some people just love ricky fall i mean when you you When you add at a moment, they always get the camera shot of the little kid wearing the Ricky Fowler outfit at a tournament. Totally. There's always at least one. And Ricky, Ricky played really well this week. You finished like top 10.

I think he said he shot like a 63 yesterday or something like that, which is, I would look it up or our internet won't work in the office. No, we have no internet. So I can't look it up. Just going off looking at the leaderboard. It doesn't matter how well he played yesterday. He still caught a million ricochet shot. Just got buried all over Twitter. We're rooting for Ricky, right?

We're all big Ricky fans. I like Rick. I need him to get off the Schneid and just like be the guy that we all want him to be. Totally. And by all accounts, Ricky's like the nicest guy in the world. Yeah. So I have nothing but positive things to say about Ricky, but it is weird to me that you would be like a diehard Ricky fan who wears like his outfit for Halloween.

Yeah, I think that's very strange. That's a little strange. I'm a huge fan of this next guy. We're going to talk about. Lucas? Yeah. So Lucas Glover. What a fucking week.

Lucas Glover T-7th. Good week. Made a good amount of money. All that. However, the way that he did it could be problematic for him. You, yeah, based off of his history. You just got to reverse those scores. Like, a 100%.

A hundred percent. If you finish on a 67, you're getting hugs and kisses when you walk through the door. He goes 67, 70, 61. Place was buzzing. The whole world was like Lucas Glover. I was getting tweets like, oh, my God, Lucas is going to be able to sleep home this weekend. Like everyone's like Lucas out of the dog house. Lucas is eating Sunday dinner at home.

He did himself such a disservice having a 10-stroke. worse score the next day. 71 on Sunday 5-0-round 71. Again, if you just look at the history and the roller coaster that Mrs. Glover is, this could not be good for him. It was shaping up to be such a good weekend, such a solid performance,

things are going to be good at home, happy wife, happy life, all that type of stuff. That 71 just can't be, it can't be good for the Glovers. There's no chance. He was starting to make me think that that 61 fucked him because he got home and she's like

you're not gonna fuck this up are you? And like that just got in his head. She got in his head, I think, after the 61. She had to her. She had to have. You don't just post a 71 the next day. Right. We're all thinking that he went home and she was like,

great 61. No, no, no, no, no, no. She said, you don't think so? No. Because he shot a 70 the day before. He comes out, he shots a six, shoots a 61. He's like, see, honey?

And she's like, is it Sunday yet? Is it over? Are you done? You have work to do tomorrow. If you blow this, I'm fucking killing you. I just want to live in a, I just want to live in a world though where like he gets rewarded by her

when he does well No because I know he gets punished when he does poorly Even if she was like I love the you shot of 61 It's not love it's manipulation There's no way she gives him ever pure love It's always some form manipulation It's a tragedy It really is a terrible

My God I cannot imagine how he felt driving home Like I blew it I blew it I blew it again One of these days You think you like Honey You think you try to like go out And play another nine

They're like delay having to go home One of these days Like hey the rounds really slow Right now She's like I'm watching it on TV You blew it Don't come home One of these days

I thought it'd be three or four hours But it's like Yeah It's gonna be about six It's just really slow on it One of these days Lucas Glover is going to be In his car on the highway

See his stop His exit And just he's gonna keep going Oh yeah He's just gonna Blank out It's like I'm deep in a breaking

bad rewatch right now. Sure. When Walter White just like, just things are just overwhelming. He's just driving and he doesn't know how fast he's going. He's just driving straight. Like Lucas Glover on his way home last night had to have been like that. Like what,

like just not even thinking about the road. Like who would even know? It's almost like sometimes when you're driving. You're like, how did I get here? Like 10 seconds go by? Right. Like he's probably just like thinking about all the things that could possibly going on.

His house is his house like now booby trap? Like when he opens the door, what's going to happen? Like is he going to see smoke coming from where his house usually is? All his stuff is just like neatly packed on the front lawn. It's, you know, it's not funny. It's a tragedy.

It's not funny. It's really a bummer. Yeah. Feel bad for, you know, it just sucks. It's really, it's really bad.

It's an intense watch every week seeing his scores. I can't do it. It's like, Dooley Nation now is all behind him. After that, 61, they're like, let's go Lucas.

I don't root hard for anybody. I root Lucas Club. I love Lucas Glover. So hopefully everything's good there. 61st try to really highlight that 61. good solid strong week hopefully things are good at home Lucas we are Tiger Woods ahead of Jordan Speeth in the world rankings that's nice to see

Tiger's 13th that kind of snuck up on us now how is that happening well I believe and don't quote me on this the algorithm and all that's very complicated but I believe that you're recent want to explain it to us you want me to nerds playing a nerds playing to maybe if we get Bryce never on the show I think Bryson could fucking explain to us what's happening. We won't talk about it. Well, Bryson follows you on

Instagram now. Maybe you know if we were going to talk about that. You know what? I didn't know if we were going to talk about it because I thought we were maybe, but I want to talk about this. No, we could talk about it. If something good comes from it, then this will be like funny that we talked about it as well.

Bryson DeCambeau won the tournament last night. Yep. And then he followed me on Instagram. I think like immediately after. Right? Because I got a notification. Actually, Riggs, I don't know how you saw this. Somebody tweeted it at me.

Riggs just texted me this morning. I got out of the shower. And he's like, Bryson follows you on Instagram. And I said, what? And I checked it. It was like eight hours ago Bryson followed you.

And he's in Vegas, right? That's where the tournament was. Vegas. He's in Vegas. And he probably just won. Probably had a nice couple soda pops afterwards. And he's probably just looking through his Instagram,

like, oh, all these people congratulated me. And what he saw probably was that a thousand people tagged me in his Instagram posts and all of like this, and all of these posts that were tagging him, like congratulating him to his win. They're just like, Frankie must want to fucking kill himself right now. And I got to follow. So, and I didn't follow him, which was nice. I think that was a little, no chance.

Wow. Well, no. I'll be honest, I followed him back. But when he followed me originally, I hadn't followed him. So it was like he went out of the way to follow me. Wow. That's interesting. So it was like, you're watching me now, buddy type move.

That rattle your cage a little bit? It did. It rattled me. Now I'm like, what does this guy know? Does he know that I talk about him every week? Yeah. That's the question. Do we think he knows how much shit we talk about him?

No. Now, here's the thing. How much shit? You too talk about it. He has to know what Barstle is. We're positive. What's that? He has to know what Barstall is.

Yeah, he follows Barstall. He's commented on some things on Instagram before. Like he had a couple self-deprecating funny comments before. I was on like the four play. It was on the four-play one like three or four months ago. Okay. He had something. It might have been during the meltdown or something like that.

Right. And he had some sort of, I can't remember exactly what it was. So here's a problem that I come into in this office, right? Like I'm a huge Yankee fan. And like when the Red Sox come in here, everyone's expecting me to like, me in Hubs, especially to go up there and like punch a guy in the face. Like David Ortiz walks in the door and we're supposed to be like, you fucking asshole.

Didn't you get bodied by Joe Kelly or something? Joe Kelly shook my hand. Like he put his hand out to me and I like shook his hand daintily. And everyone like saw that. I was like, oh, Joe Kelly just dominated you. Like what he supposed to do? Like the guy came in here to do an interview with someone.

Like obviously Jared like sent him over there to like make like to make that and make me feel uncomfortable. Like yeah, all right. So if I had more time, maybe I would like come up with something. But when you just sprung upon someone that you hate public on, on, on Twitter and then you're in person.

it's a little different. With Bryson now, we want to, yeah, right? This is what, this is what Riggs. This is the driving range ordeal. This is the driving range. Ordeal when Riggs became best friends after five minutes at the driving range. Well, I made a judgment upon meeting someone

instead of just. So my problem is that I am now the connection for Forplay Pod between Bryson, right? Like, this is our end. We want to get them on. I want to talk to him. I want to text it. You need to DM.

You need to get DM. We're trying to get them on the show. So now do you say, hey, you dochbag? Do you want to come on the podcast? You do not. say that. No. You say, hey, man, we talk about you a lot of the podcast. This is what I said. We talk about you a lot on the podcast. It's not exactly. Fuck off. So what I said was, hey, man, congrats on the win. Because that's the first thing you see. I think that's fair. That's the first

thing you see. You're putting, you're putting the success of the podcast above your, hey, I'll tell all this is right now. If I get him on, I'm going to try and make him neurologically uncomfortable. I will. I will do that. You won't get that chance if you're like, hey, what's up you. Hey, you douchebag, he's just going to be like, that's a very professional message. Hey, man, congrats on the wind. We talk about you a lot on the podcast. Dot, dot, dot, literally every week is what I wrote. And I think it'd be awesome if you came on, let me know.

Like, so in, within that we talk about you every week is that's a deal. You're trying to get him in the Coliseum with us. I technically wasn't lying. We do tell him. He does a very good message. I do. I don't think you like coward. I think you kind of did what you had to do.

Now I'm on Bryson watch because now I see like the little green dot next to his name when he's active like he's just scrolling through Instagram he's so in your head he's in my head followed you and then now you're just staring at his green dot on Instagram and we were doing a live show you're just staring at Bryson's dot on we talked before the show I said what are you what if he just like did this waited for me to say like hey man like you want to come with the podcast and he's just like no you fucking dainty little bitch I'm not coming on I don't know what I would do

you destroy me we were saying how unreal it would be if he screen shot yeah screened you being like congrats on the win and then he was like oh look at this oh look at Frankie such a tough guy That would make him the villain That would be incredible I would now be his like gimp Right If he did that

He'd be able to carry me around Bryson would be able to carry me around On a leash and he'd be And I'd have to wear a collar I'd dare Bryson to do that I would have to wear a collar And go on my hands and knees Next to the T-Bahs

You guys would have no choice but to respect If he'd be my daddy He would be my daddy You would have to call him daddy I'd have to call Bryson daddy We would ultimately win, though, because people would just be interested in the podcast. Why is this guy wearing late tech? Why is he wearing just like a full spandex?

And why is he on the floor on all fours and wearing a collar? And Bryson's walking him from hole to hole. Why is that happening? Oh, yeah, that's a four play pod. Oh, yeah, that's Frankie Borrelli. Oh, man. But we're going to see what happens. Yeah.

He's still on Bryson watch. He hasn't even read it. I mean, this would be such a move to just like, you know, he'd dip his toe in. Well, the worst thing that would happen. Well, not the worst. but if he read it and then just didn't respond. Yes. He also, he's clearly Instagram savvy because he's dating an Instagram model.

So he clearly knows the Instagram game. Oh shit. I don't know what I'm doing. And he's aware. He's not me in my head. I'm like looking at my phone. No, you're a train wreck. He's like, him just,

all he did was hit a follow button. And it like, it's thrown you. Frankie's not going to be able to sleep to them. I don't want this part of the podcast to take away. We had a lot of fire. We had a lot of confidence about 20 minutes ago when me and Trent were talking. I don't want this.

I almost feel like this guy flipped on its head now. Now the end of this podcast is like he's, owning me like no i i i said some things that i thought i made some very good points no we're will we're just laid out the facts still will smith i'm still fucking will smith will smith probably went in and had to have like you know if will smith wants to wants to speak to one of the head robots you have to at least like luring him in do you think will smith messaged the robots it was like congrats on winning that battle the other day he has a brain and he wants to lure him into the megadome i do i watch a movie will smith did not send like a congratulations text to the

the robots. It's the first things that show up in that line. Instagram story, Instagram messaging, you need that first line to be like, all right, let me click on it. This guy, follow him,

he's congratulated me. Let me open it up. Bam, he wants to come on the podcast and then I'm going to bring him the heat. Yep. That's right. An Instagram DM is not,

is not this relationship. When I speak to him, when I hear his voice, that's when this thing starts. It might be a little bit more of like a Benedict Arnold over there. No, no, no, don't spend this now.

No, don't even try. Just, just, of the for a play pot. I asked you guys. If we're being honest, I asked you to,

like, how do I come about this? And like, like, this is about the ball play. I think it's a great message. I don't think you're Will Smith after sending that message.

See, I don't like that. That's not. No, he's still Will Smith. That's not fair. Will Smith also didn't have to speak on behalf of people

to like get the robots in. Like, if the robot comes in on this show and makes our show better. Right. Will Smith did win over sunny. Don't that he winks at him. Remember that part?

He gives him a big way. Oh. Yeah. So they're in similar cahoots. Great name for the good guy robot. Sunny. I love that. See, I needed that.

I didn't have that in my back pocket. I'm a guy that I spit facts. I would never, I would never withhold. I don't want to withhold information to try to, you know, help my own cause. I just give the facts.

So now do we think he responds? No. Come next Monday, do you think you respond to this? Wow. I think he doesn't. I think he saw that your message came in and knows that if he clicks on it,

it'll say seen. so he's not even going to click on. No, well, if he's a control freak like we think he is, that would drive him nuts probably. Yeah, he could just delete it. Oh, yeah. You can just swipe, delete. Swipe and delete.

Yeah, but you don't want to remove anything forever. That's always tough. You leave stuff in there, I feel like. Brayson doesn't give a shit about it. I feel like Bryson's the type of guy that deletes all his text messages. Like, every time you open up his phone, it's just like the last text message he got and that's it. He likes everything clean.

It's also, it's crazy that he followed you. Like, he didn't just scroll through your profile because everybody was, like, tag him. He just followed you. He may think I'm a rock star because my first couple of pictures are just me playing the drums. You would have no idea that I'm a parcel fan. Frankie, you are a rock star.

No, like, honestly, I've had people be like, yo, what, like, what is your page? Like, what is this? Like, who do you play for? Maybe he loves the one bite reviews. He would not like the one bite reviews because those are common men reviews. That's just a guy going out there eating pizza.

True, he'd be like, I don't get the scale. Just change your mind in the middle of that. No, I just wanted to make it more dramatic. And he'd be like one bite, but he takes more than one bite. Buffet of Bets from Frankie today. These days, you can get practically everything on demand like this podcast. Listen whenever you want when it's convenient for you. So why are you still taking trips to the post office to mail letters and packages when you can get postage on demand with stamps.com?

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type in Forbplay. That's Stamps.com, enter Forplay. Let's get back to Tiger Woods. This is how this whole thing started. Tiger Woods is now number 13 in the world. Speed number 14. I believe they give more weight to like the last year. So it's based off the last two years.

But I think they give more weight to the last year. So Tiger not playing and other guys playing. Let's still adjust him like moving up the ranks. I just. Yeah, it actually hurts him because he's missing a whole year, right? Like all your world rankings are based off, I believe, I believe the last two years. Got it. And so he clearly like loses some of that.

But anyways, he, um, it is. sneaky it's sneaky how good of a year tiger had outside of just the win oh yeah it's people don't realize like yeah he was in the mix 13 in the world yeah he was in the mix every single week there's only 12 guys on planet earth that are ranked higher than he is and he hasn't even been back for a full year yet so great news i do want to start seeing some like tiger hype video like i want to start seeing him like work like last year we saw him like you know the chipping was coming back he started putting out the videos of his swing i don't know i want to start getting that going this year yeah going into it's all going to be around the match it's going to be the match it's

be the match in two weeks and then the hero like a week after that two weeks after that all right so and then he takes like a month and a half off though and then he does torrey pines right i doubt he'll play the tournament of champions in hawaii although it'd be really cool if he did uh justin rose number one in the world again won the turgish airline's open on the european tour this halton lee disaster they go to a playoff he's got 15 feet so rose lags it up makes a nice par how tall he's got 15 feet for birdie three jacks for bogey in the top of miss like a three-footer um again it's kind of like a weird way um weird that like we go back and forth with the world number one it's in a strange place right now it's in a strange place yeah yeah it's not really has it's passed around like a hot potato hasn't found it's home you know what that is a product of tigers not he's only been back for a couple yeah you know for 10 months once he's back for good he's gonna grab that and have it for the tigers have uh like Like dens?

Yeah. It's a tiger den? I guess it's a lion's den. I don't know. Why? I think they have dens. Like, what's the home of a tiger called? Let's say it's a den.

Jupiter, Florida. Oh. Well, no, I just want, like, the world, like, you know, we can start saying that. Like, the world golf ranking isn't at its den yet. Because tiger's not back. What? Like, we were saying, like, uh, please just keep talking. Like, there's no home for the number one golfer right now.

Like, they're mixing it back. Instead of saying home, we could use the term. for what Tiger's home is. Oh. You know what I mean? It's a little buffet. So you're, I feel wacky.

So wait. That was like your third buffet of bits. Yeah. So you're trying. I like when Frankie gets caught in his own head. I just encourage him to keep talking. Don't you have to. You give me those eyes like, go on.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think it's a stretch. It's a stretch. I would Google where tigers live, but we don't have internet. That's another thing that we're not talking about here.

We have no internet in this goddamn company. It's awful. We're an internet company. We have 150 people here. We talk about how this second floor is like, you know, running the world. We recently got $100 million valuation. There goes out of Resnick or one of our money guys that's just like walking around. Like what do we spend the money on?

Like we have this huge company. Like we just can't get internet. I can't get my, my email to open up. I had to like use data for my own personal plan to hotspot in. Which is like okay internet for my job. Yeah. At the office that I work at. There's a hardware issue, Pete says.

He's sending out all these emails, all business Pete sending out all these emails. Critical. hardware failure. I would read them back, but if I leave this page that I'm on right now, which is the email, I can't get back. Yeah, because it just gives you the nothing. I got the countdown. We have no internet. It sucks. It's not good. We also had a former NCAA champion, DQed from LPGA qualifying event. This is Doris Chen. This is a story that golf Twitter is losing their mind over this one. She hits her ball, OB on like the 17th hole at Pinehurst number seven course in the seventh round of the Q series, which seems like a lot of

rounds. But anyways, her mom finds the ball OB real quick, moves it inbounds. Love it. Love it. This is a, this is a Frank Borelli and Frank Borelli. Well, Frank Borelli Jr. Frank Borelli the third move right here. Big time, Mr. Borelli. This is my dad's move right here. Just kick it right in. The LBGA said this statement, an outside agency moved her ball back in bounds. Outside agency. This is such an LPGA comment. That's something Bryce would say. Yeah. that's true Miss Chen and her caddy were made aware that the ball had been moved

Doris elected to play the ball which was the wrong ball by definition from its altered lie she then went on to once you tee off on the following hole without correcting your mistake it's your decued so she got disqualified

decued from the entire event turns out they found out later sources told both Golf Channel and Golf Week that Chen's mother had moved the ball back into play and LVGA source told golf channel that a homeowner on the course witnessed the infraction described the woman to the LBGA officials who identified the culprit as Chen's mother.

Who's this snitch homeowner? Like, come on, man. Come on. That's the outside agent right there. I watch it do it. He said, picked up the ball, she put it over there. And describe the woman who identified the culprit. That's the homeowner.

Like, just go inside and like sit on your couch. Yeah. Yeah. snitch yeah the golf twitter losing their mind the big time mr burleigh move i thought about that oh yeah my dad would my dad would go to my tournament probably with just a bunch of the balls that i'm going to be using just drop them all over the golf course you rather have a parent that does this than a parent that doesn't do this that's what i would say yeah i mean shout out to the chins they tried here and there but that's people were calling for her to be banned for life from like all

women's golf stuff so it's also it's it's it's kind of a perfect move because you can just you can just use your mom as the scapego. Just blame everything on her. I have to admit something. Okay. Which just popped in my head. I know we've been doing this for probably, like, I've been on and off of this podcast for like a year now almost.

When I was in like 10th or 11th grade, I was in the all-county golf tournament. Right? Nassau County. I made the, I made the counties. And not to brag or anything. I think I had like a 39 average. We played nine holes. I was playing great golf.

Our team was- 39 average? Yeah. It was 39.1. Our team was sick, right? Our freshman year at high school, we, so baseball was the same season as golf. So we all, me and my buddies didn't play. We played baseball our whole lives.

And the team went like 0 and 16. And they noticed that there were a couple of golfers on the baseball team. So they actually changed the golf. See, now I'm back in my head with the golf because I'm saying the name so many times. They changed the golf season to, uh, season to, uh, fall as opposed to sprint. That's how it was wrong with football and golf. So now the golf team had about

eight or nine new golfers on it that were all like pretty good. Like we were pretty decent at playing. We all loved to play and you know, we were pretty good. We went from 0 and 16 to now we went to 15 and one three years in a row. We had seven guys make all counties.

Our leading guy, shout out Tim Kieran. He's awesome. He's a pro on Long Island right now at this country club, which we have to go to. He invites us all the time, but I never have like a chance to go all the way out there. Now I'm a fucking. forget it. Okay.

It's okay. South something. I don't know. Anyway, so he was sick. He had like a 34 average. The kid was unreal. It was underpar. Great golfer. Anyway, we played all counties. And there was a, there was a, I, for some reason, I was using ProVy ones. Obviously, the best golf, the best golf ball.

Number one ball golf. Shout out to ball. I remember we were playing, we were playing Beth Page, uh, blue. This is where the all county tournament was. It was, I fucking hate that golf course. I really do. Just because we played it all the time, uh, in practice. And then like, there was just one hole. impossible. It's a dog like left. 440 yard par four. It's the most impossible hole. I always used to get a triple and used to ruin my rounds. Anyway, there was a hole where I hit a hole where I hit a hole where I hit a triple and I used to ruin my balls. And they didn't care. Like, I just had like a plain pro v1. You're supposed to put a fucking dot on them and when your tournament play. And I didn't. And I hit one like way out of bounds to the left. And I'll always remember that I knew that it was gone. But when I walked up to this like area, there was just a pro v1, the same as like one just sitting on the left. Obviously like I had no like there was no one there or whatever. Like there was no one like no. No gallery or anything.

No daddy. So I just played it. No one said anything to me. And I played it. What'd you make on the hole? Oh, I think I probably made like a bogey. And I ended up shooting. So I ended up, maybe this is, uh, maybe this ended up fucking me.

But I missed the cut for the next day by one stroke. I waited all day. I watched the, I watched the, I watched the, well, to be honest, I didn't know if it was mine. What if it hit? What do you think? I didn't know if it was gone. You said you knew it was gone. Off the tea.

I knew it was gone. I even hit. I even hit a provision. Oh, you did? Oh, yeah. And I was like, I found it. Wow. You never, clearly haven't felt great about that since.

It just popped in my head just now. You just exercised in some demons. Yeah, you've been holding that. You've been holding that with him. You feel like 10 pounds later? I slept great every night since 11th grade. Well, you're a monster because you're surprised that you, they didn't make you mark your bowl. It was wild.

I remember going into that tournament and I didn't mark my ball. That's surprising. Yeah. I feel like you'd have to mark. Yeah. We also had this, like, incompetent person. that was following our group. He was like an old man that didn't know what the hell was going.

He was standing on the greens with like a clipboard. And we were just like hitting the ball. And he was like falling at his feet and shit. Like he would like go ahead of us and like almost forecaddy and shit. And he just like was like I remember this one hole. He was just standing on the green. And then we were just like, get off. Get off the green.

He's just standing there. So I don't think he knew what the fuck was going on. No. But yeah. So Frankie's a cheater. Yeah, that wasn't your ball. That's great. It could be.

We got to keep our eyes on Frankie next time we play with him. We've known that. If anyone wants to tweet I mean there was this kid Matt Lowe He was always the prodigy He had a fucking gallery that would follow him And he was like this He tried out for the U.S. Open when he was like 16 years old

He was like 16 years old Matt Lowe was a great name He was like 15 year old trying off of the U.S. Open And I remember he missed it by like one or two strokes He was an awesome story If anyone knows where that kid ended up let me know I always wanted to know if he like became anything Matt Lowe

Matt Lowe Google I'm like Matt Lowe go I would love to do that right now But we don't have internet Yeah same Okay from the gallery we got a bunch of these to get through Alex first one's from Alex

this is kind of a classic you can relate this to a lot of different type of people that you can be playing golf with but he says boys I've been dating my girlfriend for just over a year now I was invited by her dad to play 18 holes at the country club he belongs to over the weekend

Forcim was my girlfriend's dad two of his best friends and myself we play a classic better ball match I'm paired up with one of the friends so he's playing against his girlfriend's dad throughout the entire match whenever my girlfriend's dad had a putt from about five feet or in, I found myself in a very conflicted position,

whether I should be giving them all of these puts or not. At one point, my partner had to tell me to stop giving him so many puts because we were within, we were like four down with six holes to play. Girlfriend and I are very serious. Good chance this guy ends up my father-in-law at some point. What is my protocol supposed to be when playing with my girlfriend's dad on puts? I feel like a lot of people, you get this, like, when you hear a guy played with, like, his boss or played with, like,

the president or someone that invited you out yeah dad the girlfriend's dad is probably a little bit more serious than all of that i i do think like just air on the side of just give him give him some make him yeah make him happy yeah there's nothing that could go wrong with you losing to your girlfriend's dad in a match right like he's bringing you out there like if if he gave him too many puts and he ended up beating you then you know what so be it right i think that's kind of the play i 100% think you air on the side give give the guy right butts four or five footers. Can you imagine not giving him the putt?

Right. And then he's like, what a fucking ass on this guy. And then when you ask for the hand of marriage, he's like, no. And Alex is a real cock sucker. Remember that time in the 15th hole

where I had like a four foot slider? You just like made me putt it. Right. And I just had to like pay you money. You know, that'll evolve into like an eight inch put in his head. Right. Yeah.

Well, Alex didn't give me like an eight inch butt. Like what an asshole. That guy is. Yeah. And then you start getting like weird, uh, weird, uh, attitude like, like if the guy's like,

has a gimmie. he's like, hey, Alex, is this one good? Yeah. Like, you don't want to have that type of repertoire. Yeah. Repetre. Repor. Repor.

Fuck. Repetoir is like what you've gotten your repertoire. Yeah, like you throw a curable, you throw a fastball. You do a singer. Correct. You hit a high draw, you hit a high, you know, high slice out of play. That's your repertoire. That's your repertoire.

Rappore is what you're. Repore is your kind of relationship. See, this is why I hate Bryson. Because Bryson would be like, actually, you're a fucking idiot. Well, I mean, Trent did that, too. I almost didn't want to correct to you because I just. That's where that was going. Trent, like, well, actually.

I'm just pretty dumb, obviously, right, with words. So that's why I really. Pretty dumb with words. Yeah. That was the dumbest thing you said all this. That felt so dumb. That felt like I had something wrong with me. Yeah, I think, like, you just have to give them.

You have to air inside. Give them more putts. Now, if it's like your friends and you have a good, good situation like me at, you know, Mill Pond, golf course. the fucking 15th hole, man, that was something. That was something. You guys still fight over that, don't you? Every time someone plays that, they take a snap, they're like, where it all changed.

Where it all changed. Dean had a couple golf fashion questions. Kind of a best dress, worst dress, guys on tour. He had a couple that were pretty interesting. He asked who dresses the most wrong. for their age on tour. I was trying to, well, I do know, I wanted to give a shout to a guy that at Granite,

I feel like every club has one of these members, where we had this guy at Granite when I was a member up there. He's like 65 years old, 60 years old, something like that, and would dress full Ricky, like every time he played golf. Yeah. My dad's friend Vinny does that too. Oh, yeah. We got about Vinny before.

He's a highlighter. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like. You get that. You're going to get that sometimes. You get that a lot of them. No,

it's like, dude, when you're like 60, 60, 65 plus, you got to rock like the classic, like two-tone foot joys. You should look like Colin Montgomery.

Yeah. You should dress exactly like Monty. Yeah. A hundred percent. Like different shades of brown. Yep. Baggy shirt. Grays.

Really baggy like brown shirt. Yeah. You know, you don't. Unless you want to pull it off. Now this may be the other side. Who's the, I don't know why I'm blanking on his name.

The guy who just rips to the senior tour. He's fucking. Oh, Bernard longer? Longer. Like that guy, the Terminator. The way he wears those tight shirts and his veins are popping out. Like, if you can pull that off and you're that age, go ahead. That's like our guy, Gary Player.

Correct. Yeah. But yeah, but at least Gary, the Black Knight shout Mr. Gary Player eighth or birthday last week. Happy belated. Happy belated. He, at least when he goes all black, that's like, it comes off as less sort of dressing young because like all black. Right. is, I don't know.

He just owns that and it's kind of, it's like you get away with everything. It is tight. Whereas like Bernard longer, he does. He like, he wears the exact same outfits that like, that like the younger Adidas guys like where I feel like.

I get the tone. You're like, dude, you're 60. So I agree. I think he's maybe up there. Dressing wrong for your body type. I think obviously Patrick Reed.

Yep. Is the first guy. Pre- slimmed down Phil. Yes. He used to have his. Man boobies all over the place. Phil's all over the place recently with the long sleeves, the whole thing. Phil's, he does the pinstripes.

Yeah, he wears like black pinstripe pants. He's a wild car when it comes to his, uh, his outfit. Yeah, he definitely dresses too young, or too wrong for his body type. He also kind of just like, for lack of a better term, like, hors it out to whatever they, like, his sponsor just wants him to wear. I don't think he, like, really wanted to wear the long sleeves. Like, that's just like what his company did. Um, put a little money in his pocket. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think everybody does that to a degree.

To a degree, yeah. For sure. But yeah, he with the long sleeve and all that, it's like, dude, like that's kind of like a young hip thing. Right. You know, you're fucking 50. Yeah, to your point, I think most, some people would have been just like, no. Right. Like, I'm not willing.

He's like, all right, you want me to do it? I'll do it. I'll dance in this commercial. Yeah. Another one who dresses most perfectly appropriately for who they are? Adam Scott. Wow. That's who first came to my mind.

Good one. Wow. He just looks great in whatever he's wearing. I mean, I would say, Tiger Woods. Yeah. Tiger Woods. With the banded collars and stuff? Well, the question is, who do they dress perfectly for who they are?

I mean, Tiger Woods was born in that outfit. Yeah. He is that outfit. Every Sunday, he's perfect. Tiger Woods doesn't look like Tiger Woods unless he's wearing that outfit. So that's like the answer to that question. Yeah, you're right. Remember?

That's a really good point. Yeah, because he's, like, incapable of dressing himself. He's like, not Tiger Woods unless he's wearing that guy. Also, DJ's Sunday with the dark blue and the gray pants. I feel like that's, he's like, he's like, That's his look now. Yeah, because he always goes full blue or full gray. Yeah.

Yeah. Like other guys, like, I could see Rory Macroy, like, showing up to a Knicks game with, like, a sweatshirt on. Like, I would still be like, that's Rory. But whenever I see Tiger, not in his Sunday red or any sort of golf outfit, I'm like, who is this guy? Speath made Under Armour his thing when he had that great run. I feel like he was the prototypical guy for that. Yeah. I, um, I'm trying to think, like, Ryan Moore.

Interesting. He would wear, wasn't there a time where he wore, like, skinny ties and stuff on the golf course? like performance yeah he wore like performance cardigans and like well just and thomas every time the u.s. open comes around they always put out like

uh no free ads but his company will always put out like the drawings of what he's going to wear and it always has like a it always has a sweater that's going to be wrapped around his neck and shit always always always like a suit jacket she never ends up wearing it but it always makes like

waves because everyone's like is he going to just go out there with a sweater around his neck right like it's 1915 in the in the u.s. open yeah even though it's 2018 because he never ended up wearing that right i remember seeing that sketch i don't think so but he wears a little bit more old school type stuff because he wears like the foot joys with like the the circular design not circular uh yes more of like the classic foot joys that's kind of the dress shoe style design on

them and stuff yeah oh and then billy horschel's pants he's that's that's a signature look yeah but that's not like i know what you're i guess appropriate for who they are he gave an example of like steve stricker like he just dresses like a conservative 50 year old guy who like makes no waves ever. And, you know, so it's not necessarily like who has a signature outfit as opposed to like who just dresses exactly like they are, which is Tiger Woods, I think is that. Like he dresses like a fucking machine every Sunday. He just comes out in red and black, all black.

Golf dreams, boys, we've been, we have people, we're just have people's dreams. We have a couple things. We have one, the Frankie Butter Nives are genuinely becoming a problem. Yep. And we have. Sorry, get hate messages. Golf dreams are becoming very prevalent. People are now treating us in emails and DMs like we are their therapists trying to like break down what their golf dreams mean.

Brady says, you bastards, you talking about your weird ass recurring dreams mess me up. Last night I dropped, I was speaking at a conference and crushed it on stage and everyone's come up to say to connect with me and I couldn't get my hand out of my pocket to shake their hands or get a business car. I just stood in the middle of a circle with my hand in my pocket like an asshole. Damn. I'm worried it's going to happen again. This is all you guys' fault for all your golf dreams. Sam said I had a dream last night. I went to my usual barbers, but my normal guy wasn't there.

Right when I was about to turn around and walk out, Tiger walks out behind these random curtains and says, I'll do it. He goes, I obviously jump all over it and say, yeah, sure. but he doesn't cut my hair and the usual seats out front. He brings me in the back, which when I walk out there, it looks like Aladdin's cave with putting greens and practice nets everywhere.

Anyways, he absolutely butchered my hair. Afterwards, we had a few putts and chatted about all his favorite wins, best dream ever. That sounds like an unbelievable dream. Yeah, it's amazing dream.

I'd pay money out the ass to have Tiger Woods to let him cut your hair. Cut my hair wrong. Even if it was horrible. Yeah. Kid me? You're like Aladdin's cave? I don't even know what that means.

This is a tiger cut. Yeah. talking about. How about the first guy, though? He just can't get his hand out of his pocket. It's like, hey, man, nice to meet you. I want to shake my hand? It's like, what's going on in that pocket?

You play a pocket pool? What do you got? Imagine how you got some jingle change in there? Imagine how frustrated that would be. You can't get your hand on your pocket. I'd love to shake your hand, but I just can't get this hand out of this pocket. Be out front with him. I'm like, I would really love to shake here.

I know in a couple seconds you're going to ask me to shake your hand, but I'm having a problem right now where I can't get my hand out of my pocket. I just can't do it. It's stuck about. There's some sort of force field happening where I just can't. It's like Evan Almighty where someone just controlling his brain. Another guy, I can't, I read this and I wrote it in my notes, but then I couldn't find the actual email. So I can't remember the guy's name.

But he submitted in that basically has my dream, which is that he's playing like his bucket list course. And he's in like an official event, but he just can't tee off. Like no matter what happens, like right when he's about to hit, the wind blows his ball. the tea. He's at another time. Dreams are so fucked up. He's like, get ready to hit in his last look down the fairway.

Like a tractor trailer pulls in front of him. So he has to like get off the tea and wait a second. And then the sun goes down and he never gets to play. And he said, he told his girlfriend, his girlfriend believes it may be a sign that he can't follow through on anything. And she's very worried. Oh my God.

Just boom roasted him. Just analyzed him right there. So he's kind of upset about that. I did not realize. So you put like eight golf dreams in here. People are just sending us. He was sending us tons of dreams. These are all dreams.

People are having a lot of golf dreams. Another guy says, I heard a couple, from a couple, this is Joe. A few episodes ago, heard it from the gallery, guy can't talk to Tiger, but his family can. I have this, remember that guy? Was that, like, a barbecue in his backyard. I was like, hey, John, like, why don't you go talk to Tiger? He's like, he can't figure out how to get out there. Yeah, he can never, like, meet Tiger.

And then by the time he goes out to finally get the courage, Tiger's, like, laughter he wakes up. And his family keeps being like, Tigers are a great guy. Have you met him yet? They're all like, he's like, no, I haven't. You spent like an hour with Tiger. You should go out there and talk to him. But his family can't. I have something similar.

It's Sunday at Augusta. It's me and Tiger in the final group. When I go to swing the club, I can't. My body freezes. Tiger laughs at me. It's my worst fucking nightmare. I've had multiple times and makes me sad that my hero stands on the T laughing at me. That's brutal.

Damn. These people are really going through it in these dreams. Jacob says every time he plays, he has this reoccurring dream where he plays with Spieth and JT's on spring break. But every single. time that he hits a shot, the club head flies off of his club. And he has to go chase it like 60 yards

down the fairway, and it's super embarrassing and Spieth and J.T. think that he's like, doesn't know what hell he's doing. He's ever played golf before. Also, it was his birthday in October 23rd, and I didn't read this until afterwards. So, kind of put that in there to give him a happy bladed birthday. Oh, nice. Happy birthday, Jacob, happy birthday.

Tanner. Tanner says he's had, this kind of ties into Frankie Butter Knives, which is a great transition. Tanner says over the past few weeks I've been having a reoccurring golf dream that I'm in the middle of competition about 50 yards out in a par five And all of a sudden I start shanking all of my wedges My dream continues for about two more holes

I hit my driver and irons perfectly But whenever I try to hit a wedge I shank slash skull-fucket I'm a pretty good player I'm like a plus two handicapped played four years in college A lot of brags there So I'm not really used to this We're winding down our season our season Haven't been able to get out to play much

I'm terrified that when I do get a chance to go out and play I'm going to shake everything, which transitions us into Frankie Butternimes. People are honestly upset. They are. Yeah. And luckily we're at the end of the season, right? So there's really not much more to get mad at me about.

But I have infected a generation of golf players, a generation that listens to this podcast, you know, people that, you know, they're the common men golfers. They just want to go out there and just play a good round of golf. And I just, I don't allow them to, you know, have a good time. They're just living with fear that every time they pull out those wedges and those buttern knives,

that they don't know what the result's going to be. Yeah, I mean, it's become like a proper noun. It is. People are like, I have the butter knives. Yes. The Frankie butter knives. Skullfucks. People are sending us screenshots of their group texts of people being like,

what's the guy's name? It was on here. Evan. They're like, Evan's got the Frankie Butter Nives. And all his buddies are like, oh, no way. Is he infected? They're like, he's infected bad. Like, he can't even play golf.

You know what's going to be even worse is that, um, so we are in this like, you know, winding down in the season type, uh, you know, weather. And we're going to continue to talk about this because clearly I have the butter knives in the sim and the simulator. So like, so this is going to keep going through. And when everyone's playing their first round of golf come next year when the weather starts to get better. Oh yeah.

That's when the real skull fucks come out. You really have no touch. And then, and usually you can make like an excuse. I love that time of year. It's like, hey, man, the swings there, but the touch is gone. I've been saying that for three or four years. Every time. Every time.

You know, the swings there, the touch is gone. But now there's a reasoning behind it. It's not just the weather. It's not just because you swung. It's because I'm in your head. I'm in your brain. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

Well, this is fucking disease. The theory used to be that like, oh, yeah, just like, it's early in the year. It's like a little bit of rust. Now it's like, I have the butternives. I've been infected. And it's kind of like, you know, some serious diseases where it's like you first, you first, get, you know, the butter knives on the wedges and, like, who knows where this goes? Is it?

It can be scaled all the way up to. And the worst part about it is it's contagious clearly. Is it good or bad for your brand that you are directly associated with now? Like, the single worst thing in golf, which is like shanking and sculling the ball. I think being associated with anything in golf is probably a good thing. Same reason why, like you say that Bryson is like, you know, it's good for golf that he's just being an asshole. Are we at the level yet where like anytime someone skulls a chip on like PGA tour, it's just going to be like he butterknife. I know, it's crazy that the butter knife was always a term that was used for like what, like a one, like a two iron or a three iron because it was so flat that it was like a butter knife.

And no one really ever made the connection that like if you're hitting your wedges bed, it's almost essentially like a wedge is supposed to be a nice lofted club. And like to me it's that fucking thin non-lofted thing. that's impossible to get the ball off the ground. I mean, the thought of me standing 30 yards away from the hole, and somebody hands me like a golf club-sized butter knife to hit that chip with. Right. Is, like that's a nightmare you're going to add. You're incapable of hitting a shot.

Flat, just straight. There's no ridges. It's just you have no idea where this thing's going to go. Speaking of a club, someone sent me that there's like this club. I forgot the name of it. I probably could have looked it up. But there's this new club that I'm going to get for my dad, I think, for Christmas. It's like, it's the, and actually they use the term, it'll cut through the rough like butter, which is, oh, I saw.

I got tagged with that too. Yeah. So they're like, it's going to go through the rough and the sand like butter, which is pretty funny because like that's the, that is a butter knife. They're just stealing our marketing. The whole bottom of the golf club is a, it looks like a ball. It's got like dimples in it. I don't know what the technology is, but I'm excited to find out. Yeah, it's crazy.

I don't know how it works, but might have to get in on that. We may have to. Last one, Andrew says, and this one, I believe is one. many, many people can relate to. We can all relate to. Is it a valid pet peeve to be annoyed at the cart boys who start wiping down your clubs without asking as soon as you pull into the cart return area? He goes like any respectable player, I always keep my clubs clean, so I'm always in the

awkward position of having to be the cheap asshole to wave them off or spend five bucks to have a kid wipe my clean clubs for 30 seconds. I play public courses while I'm sure the course view this is a nice amenity. And reality, it's the equivalent of the guys in the third world countries who walk up to your car in traffic and start washing your windshield. I very much relate to this because I've always kept, remember when Johnny Miller chirped, who did he chirp?

Was it Bryson for having a club cleaner on his ball? On his bag? Yeah, he's like, he called for something. No, he goes, never met somebody who could break 100 that was using one of those things or something like that. I've always had one of those in my bag and every time, you know, you hit a shot and takes a divot or something like that, just clean it really quick, wipe it with a towel and put it back in your back.

So I 100% especially can relate with Andrew here, especially when I was like younger and in college and have like no money. And then you pull up and the guy just starts wiping him. You have to like give him five bucks. Like I have no cash. So yeah. I think that's definitely an awkward situation. I'll be honest, I used to look forward to that when I had my other clubs because I just didn't give a shit about my clubs. And now that I have my new title list clubs, I keep these things so clean.

The other day, the last time I went golfing, I didn't have my towel. and I was out there on a hole and I didn't have a towel and it was a real like muddy day and my clubs were getting fucking destroyed to the point where I literally went into the bathroom and I got like paper towels out and I was clean and my whole entire golf cart

was just filled with dirty paper towels they probably thought I like shit my pants or something so definitely now I know that there's no use for it because I'm keeping them so clean but back in the day like especially my dad my dad would love to he'd go right up and his clubs were just filled with whatever had had he

basically have the whole entire eighth hole on his on his like hybrid and he'd go out they just hand them their clubs and they'd just be scrapping it with like a fucking knife like trying to get these things out so i can see that makes sense that i guess like most people might actually like it but when i read this i was like no that's not that's very valid but i don't know if everyone's like that me i'm always just like i try to like and it sucks you don't want to come off like a cheap cock sucker like you're like but when they do roll up i i run back there real quick and try to like strap my clubs out on my own real quick and grab them so they can't start like Wipe at a world where like they know that you they're clean they clean them and you just like don't give them a tip no they just are why I'm saying do they do they expect a tip then though even oh 100% oh yeah

Well that's like there I believe in their head knowledge of like how no no no no no I believe in their head the minute that the towel touches the club I'm getting money earned X amount of money they're probably they know they're cleaning clean clubs but they just they know that they're going to get five bucks I know that they know they're right it be like my clubs are shiny why can it be like uh they make them dirty Why can it be at a restaurant, like a waiter situation? If you order less, you tip them less. If you order them more, you tip them more. If the bill's higher. Like, so like... It's just a generic number.

You know, you hand a five bucks or something. That's just like what it is, five or ten bucks. So once they, again, that's why I think he's right onto that. And these guys know if you're some young kid doing that, of course that's your strategy. Oh, you buzz right over there. You start wiping. How was your day, Mr. And you look at the bag tag?

How'd we play out there? And then the guys are not great, but we, you know, we had a good time. Yeah. It's already happened. I bet there's one shot that kept you coming back. Like all that stupid chatter. Meanwhile, wiping the fucking clubs the whole time. Where's my five bucks?

It's a hustle. It's a hustle, but I respect it. And it's just once they get you, if the guy beats you to your clubs, you got to give a five bucks. That's just what it comes down to. It's a race at that point, right? It's a race.

And you've lost the race. So, all right. That's all we got for this week. Foreplay at Barsalsports.com. Send us your from the gallery stuff. Send us your submissions. Bryson, if you're out there listening, respond to Frankie's DM, or... That would be great.

Or screenshot it and then chirp him for congratulating you for winning. Do whatever you want. I think that your... I'm just going to do one final look. Nope, he hasn't read it. He hasn't seen it. I think that your future of, like, the way that people are going to perceive you, I think getting in with Barstool would be a good idea.

We've often said that I think that Barstall would be the best agency for athletes because we know what... Like, a lot of guys here just like, know what works on the internet and like what what people like totally apparently on this podcast two of us know what people like and one of us have gotten our brains incepted by a robot alien can you imagine everyone could be will smith how hard riggs would have laughed in that press conference when everybody else was laughing oh rigs would be falling out of his chair i can't tell you because you know it makes me uncomfortable so like and rick's like ha ha ha ha you know his brains he's slapping his knee

i mean it's a bob mentality right now you guys are trying to team up on me you're kind of like making each other laugh. Well, it's fine. We're Will Smith. We're Will Smith, baby. I mean, you're not Will Smith. We're Will Smith. It's us against the world.

You're not Will Smith. I mean, you congratulated him on his win. He's sunny. He's not sunny. I have dreams. I have dreams. I have dreams. He got so weird.

What does he boom-roost him with when he's like, can you, like, do a symphony or a pain of pain? And he's like, no, can you? Will Smith's like, shit. Shit. He does. You're right. I forgot he absolutely roast them.

You get roasted. I love how that movie has two endings. You ever know that? What do you mean? There's two endings to that movie. You can search the other ending. Really? Oh, yeah.

There's one ending where he just like blows up the whole entire like and he stays in there. Sonny's? Will Smith. Oh, he like does. He sacrifices himself like, um, isn't that I am legend? Fuck! Yeah, it is. That's the movie that has two endings.

Totally different movies. I know. I've been thinking about I am legend the whole time. No. No. sure I'm not no we need to go back and fact you no no no I'm thinking about I robot with the robots a Will Smith ending popped into my head is I am legend two ending two I movies two Will Smith movies I get it one's robots do you get it you just say

one's robots one's out he's your little buddy no no we know we were talking about sunny and I have dreams and shit but I thought at the ending I don't know I don't know why I thought I mean one of them zombies the other ones robots I know but it's him against the world than that, you know. So there aren't two endings to I-Robot? I don't think so. I think that was wrong. There's definitely two endings to I am legend.

No doubt about it. Which is a great Will Smith movie also. True. True. Can you paint? Can you? Can you? See, that's something Bryson would say?

100%. Actually, no, he'd be like, yes, I can, and I can paint in this type of, you know, style. I do paint by the numbers. Yeah, if he said, can you, that would be a boom roasting. Yeah, he doesn't boom roast. He doesn't know how to boom roast. I don't think so either.

All right. That's all we got this week. We'll be back next week per usual. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.