Fore Play - Brooks vs Rory, and a Tiger tale called “BACK”

Episode Date: October 17, 2019

The golf world is abuzz over Brooks Koepka claiming there is no rivalry with Rory McIlroy because Rory hasn't won a major in 5 years. We pick sides! We also detail the Barstool Classic Championship, reuniting with our greatest podcast guest of all time Jake Owen, and give our takes on the new that Tiger Woods is writing his own book called “BACK.”You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's podcast, we talk about the Barstall Classic. We recap that. We talk about Brooks v. Rory. We also talk about Tiger and his new book coming out. This episode is brought to you by Supreme Golf. Supreme Golf, it's an online booking app.

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Enjoy this episode. Let's talk some golf. A ton going on. A lot going on. Barstall Classic. We've got some crazy headlines from Brooks Kepka to get to... I don't know where to start. I guess we'll start with the Barstville Classic.

Okay. Let's do it. Big day yesterday. Liberty National was a whole event. We made a whole event out of it. I know that everybody really knew that going in. But we, I mean, since we are based out of Manhattan, Liberty National is like 15 minutes away right across the harbor in Jersey City. We just had to do like a big happy hour Monday night, which was very cool. Naturally, a lot of our, you know, a lot of our followers, a lot of people have played in the Barstle Classic also love Barstle outside of just golf and foreplay. So then coming by Barcelona HQ, it made more. more sense to do that than book like a banquet or book a restaurant or something like that. So we just had people at Barstool HQ. It was a scene. It was a big time scene. We've been kind of going non-stop. It was. It went off.

I thought so well. The happy hour, yeah. It was great. It was incredible, I thought. A ton of people there having fun. Truly's obviously. Got to see Jake Owen again. Owen.

We'll get into him because he was a man. He was flawless. He really is a fantastic guy. And I know we've talked about this before where I'm not. huge country guy and I've told him that. So I don't realize that how famous he is. I've asked around to people that listen to country. He's a star.

He's a rock star. What are just? How famous is that guy? I know people who are like, who listen to country and I'm like, tell me about like, give me what Jake Owen is in that world and they're like, he's like a top five dude. Like he is a really big star. So to have him just come by HQ and hang out and he drilled that putt, place went crazy. It was just a very cool thing to do. Well, Jake O' and I will say he is a mega star and he dresses like a mega star.

He showed up wearing like slightly different colored jean jacket and actual jeans with this crazy hat that almost looked like a veteran's hat, but it just wasn't. Yes. So cool. Total rock star look. He also fashionably late. He came like two hours late. And, you know, we started to get that. We obviously had him in.

He told the most viral story in the history of for play, the Phil Mickelson story at Jordan Speed's wedding about, you know, you owe me 100 bucks or you owe me 20 bucks for that match. I went here, he pulled out a $100 bill. He said, I won 90,000 of these at the match. Go fuck yourself. That clip that we put out, millions of views. Incredibly viral got picked up everywhere. So to us, like, Jake Owen, you know, I'm a country fan. So I've known Jake Owen is a fucking megastar.

Right. I've been listening to his music for like a decade. He's awesome. Maybe back in, like, college maybe is when he started or shortly after that, like listening to Jake Cohen. So I love Jake Owen. He came into the office. And like, when we had him on, obviously, it's a little bit different relationship.

We were like, oh, he was just a bro. He was actually kind of like, I love him. Love your guy's shit. Huge golfer, all that. So then, you know, when he came rolling into Barzell HQ, I mean, he came in like a rock star because he is with his vibe. He had his little posse. His brother played with him.

But eight seconds into it, you're like, wait a second, this guy. And everybody up at the happy hour at the classic kept coming over to me and being like, dude, I can't believe Jake Owen. It's just like a normal guy. I realized it too when I, so I met him like when he came to the half hour sort of closer to the entrance. So I like, I was like, hey, what's up? Good to see you.

And then I walked him from the entrance to the bar, and we walked through all the people who were hanging out in the common area. And I felt like I felt like I was a rock star. Because he's looking at, everybody's looking at him, but it felt like they're looking at me. And I was like, oh, Jay Gowin is incredibly popular amongst a crew like this.

He dapped up Frankie real nicely. Real clean. Very smooth. Very smooth. Good track record with that from Gary Woodland. Yeah, I generate pop, I said. I generated pop with Gary Woodland. Us is a collective.

Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't talking about you specifically. I just meant like we have like a pretty good track record of like dabbing up people. Yeah, no, I'm talking about me specifically. Yeah, no, I can tell. I'd generate the pop. I'd say, why do you generate the pop? I don't know, there's just something about it every single time I dab someone up. It pops like you wouldn't believe.

It was a great one with Jake Ours. It's crazy. Yeah, it was good. I'm on a really good streak. Like, me and Nate dog, who, like, famously has weird hands and stuff, like the way he'll do stuff. He's physically awkward, definitely. Yeah, like, I dapped him up recently, and it blew people's ear drums out. Remember that? By their desk? People stopped working. So you mean

like, um, audible pop? I have the right I have the right cupping, you know? So like if I don't, if I don't cup it, if we don't pop, it's on them. Like, I know that if I keep my cup. When you clap, is it. Yeah. Okay. Like, it's deep.

It's baritone. Yeah, that's good. I thought you meant pop like wrestling pop. No, no, no, no, no. No, it has nothing to do with like whenever I dab people up, I generate pop. Like the internet talk about. Oh, no. I was like wrestling pop.

What's wrestling pop? Oh, yeah. I actually learned that terminology recently. I live with Robbie Fox, who's our wrestling. Sling, MMA guy, whatever. And I didn't know what that was, but we're watching some event. And he's like, oh, this guy's going to get a great pop. And I was like, I don't understand what that is.

And it's when the crowd goes crazy. Best example of all time, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yes. Whenever his music, that glass breaks, he generated probably the most pop of all time. Yeah. And you can get other pop like Dave talks all the time about the pop he generates on the Jumbotron when he goes to Celtics games. He compares his pop to like whenever they're like a Patriots player.

There's a constant like cheering. Yeah, pop. There's a constant cheering. That's what I thought Frankie was talking about. sudden like Dave will get shown and then you just hear it just it pops it pops three I'm talking about an actual like like pop yeah yours is sound uh tiger obviously the most pop in the history golf yep I was out about I mean when he walks onto a tier when he makes a pot that pop is significantly different than any other pop ever people talk about that I would say like the least

amount of pop Zach Johns oh man I didn't know where that's going yeah I didn't see that he's you know we're having a friend with some haymakers my wrong having to talk about softball Tell me I'm wrong. You're not wrong. I don't even think they have a pop generator at the John Deer Classic. The pop needle literally doesn't move. You know how they got some needle deflates. You know, they get like the fanometer at the in between whistles.

You're trying to figure out, you know, how loud you. It's just always on the left. Always stuck on the left, no flutter. I mean, Tiger, it's been around in circles. They should cancel that goddamn tournament. Trying to think. No. I'm trying to think of somebody with less pop.

I mean, it might be Zach Johnson, but again, that's just, you know, another. That's your Webb Simpson, less. That's what I was. There's had to be somebody. He's low. But, you know, we'll take it. But yeah, Tiger definitely the most pop. But we're not talking about that kind of pop.

That's what I thought. So I was a little confused. I think audible pop, yes, you're right. You nail it. Now, Jake Owen was, he was the man. So then we do the putting contest, truly hard seltzer putting contest. Jake Owen wins it. Just wins the whole thing, which is great because we're giving away $750 to the winner.

Jake Owen got the only sponsors exemption into the championship. And I called it an exceptional podcast performance exemption. exemption where if you come on and have the performance that he had, you know, you get to come on the show or you get to play in the Barstall Classic Championship. I was like, yeah, he's eligible for everything. I want him to play and I want him to just want to win. I don't want Jake. I want to show up as just like a token show up and like shake hands.

No, I want him to, I want to generate and build this vibe among celebrities, professional athletes. If we get hockey players next year, we had Jeff McNeil this year from the New York Mets. I want them to not just show up as like, oh, yeah, if you guys cover my expenses, I'll hang out like no no like I want them to fucking enter the tournament one to win so then Jay Cohen wins the fucking punting contest internet pop that help with pop

so then he gets $750 so I it was funny because I um he became like the villain which was great and we had you know we had like a couple hundred people here in the office but you get a couple hundred 150 people indoors like that into a tight little area it's loud there's a lot of pop and the putting contest

was awesome there was this guy Greg who's like a finance guy against Jacob country music Star. And Jake Owen ended up beating him, like, in a playoff, and everybody's going crazy. Like, booing for Jake Owen. We're going to make it the put. People were going nuts, this, that.

And then afterwards, you know, part of the crowd was like, give it to Greg. And I was like, yeah, obviously Jake Owen's got like, he's a country star. He's got all this. And then he ended up with great videos that he could put his Instagram and on his Twitter or whatnot. We'll give him money to Greg because he was the last guy to survive, really finished first among, like, all the people that weren't granted and exemption into the thing, whatever. And then Jake Owen came over to me. And I think he'd had a couple of drinks at the actual tournament. And one of my buddies that was playing with Jake Owen at the tournament,

like Jake's got a big gripe with the commissioner. Because he comes over and he goes, well, I know it's $750, but like $750 is fucking $750. I won that fucking putting contest. And I was like, are you fucking serious right now? He's like, no, I'm just fucking. That would have been taking a weird turn on our Jake Owen relationship where it gets splintered because he wanted $750.

It would have been a great one. Yeah. Yeah. But he was an all-time moment when Jake took off his jacket too. Can, did he can the punt? Yeah. He can the pot right after taking his jacket to swing more freely. And then Greg, finance guy, Greg, just takes his jacket off, throws it across the room, goes where the pot, misses it.

But little pop. Yeah, his like, his like brown, like kind of brutal finance bro vest that he took off. And then he still had on like three layers underneath it. But he was sweating under too. Jake Owen took off his like jean jacket or whatever hell he had on. And underneath was like a flimsy little white V-neck that made him look like, you know. Looks so good. Yeah, it was something.

Anyways, Liberty Nashville. We had a couple incidents, one incident. So Jay Gowen wins a punt and cut out on that. Then last night I see Deeg Zucker, his tweets out that... This is crazy. Some guy at the Barstville Classic last night stole a photo off of Elie Schnitz's desk. Now, a little background again, inside Barstable stuff.

We have dozens of content employees here at Barstall now, probably 40, 50, somewhere around there. I'm not sure the number. I'd say 50 by now. 50, 60, somewhere around there. Who do everything? A lot of different sports. Sports, radio, live radio, podcast, women's podcast. Well, Ellie Schnitt is our crazy viral, like, young female internet blogger, who she does podcast.

She blogs. She tweets all day. She's like got that, like, recent grad, sorority, Twitter followers. And she had, like, 300 on her own just from being a viral Twitter. Yeah. Right. And she's got, like, the sorority girls and all that. No website pushing her just her own.

She's got that. That's her niche. like her, her vertical area of expertise, area of expertise, all that. And so we had her last night, which I'm sure we'll get into the Frankie,

as Frankie's punishment for not cleaning up the food, as you heard all about on last, earlier this week's show. We had her who knows nothing about sports whatsoever. She was watching and then giving the live play-by-play to all the Yankees fans in the office as their punishment. They couldn't watch the game. Game three,

game three, right? Yeah, LCS. And during that, she revealed that at the Barstall classic happy hour somebody stole a photo off of her desk then DM'd her during the game last night asking for drinks and a date so he could give it back don't do that yeah this is one of the more do you're not thinking about taking a girl to a mini golf course and waiting to call into this show that is 1,000th as bad as this is this is the creepiest thing you can do don't do that he DM'd her in the way where it was like do you want this photo back

like you're going to need to come get drinks with me to get it. It was like a hostage situation. It's like a hostage situation. She's like, I actually do want the photo back. Like it was a Polaroid of her and like her best friend. And like it's only one of one photo. Yeah.

You can't. What are the odds? It's a polaroid. Apparently it was Ben W. Bracson is the guy's name. Yeah. So she out she crushed. Turns out Ben had a girlfriend.

Turns out of Ben had a girlfriend. So when she went Elliot outed him because everyone was like tweeting like, oh, I know this guy. Like you probably shouldn't be like. like stealing something off of her desk and then DMing her. During a live stream that 500,000 people watched. Well, also, you're just dumb at this point because if you don't, I mean, this is how Barstool works. Anybody who's going to be excited to come to Barstool H.Q is that if you're going to steal

a photo and then DM, you know that that's going to go public. Yes. Because it's a crazy movie. How do you go public with like your information as your Twitter handle, your real name? If you have like some anonymous Twitter account and you don't have a girlfriend and you're like, was this some weird thing, still creepy, still don't do it. but at least like you're less dumb. This, you're just a fucking one.

We just know his full name. So that, he deleted his Twitter account very quickly. You have to. If we track this guy down, it's, I haven't, I haven't like verified or cross-verified

or I've been very busy. But if we get to the bottom, this is actually like a guy who, when we figure out who it was, played in it, then this is exactly what happened all that. Out. Permanent ban from the Barstow Classic.

Permanent. Done. Very weird move. Then we get to the actual Barstow Classic, which was Liberty National yesterday. Spectacular venue. As good as it gets. perfect day. It was like 65 degrees in sunny.

It was kind of a surreal moment. Right. This is, I mean, your baby. This is the big payoff for you. How was it? I mean, it wasn't necessarily a big payoff for me because I don't get to play in it. I'm just there. Yeah, but you did put it together. And this is sort of like having it at Liberty National first year of it is, I don't think it's almost understated how insane that is. It was outrageous. I mean, it was, it was a very, it was a very surprising thing to, have it when we announced it in like April or May that it was going to be there. And I kind of did think of the time. I was like,

I'm going to put that almost on the back burner. I'm like, I get that how sort of surreal that's going to be when it happens. But, you know, it will be really cool as that. And then when it actually happened, when we're taking the ferry over there in the morning, and people were like walking off the ferry with their golf bags to the clubhouse,

which looks like a fucking spaceship that they just parked right there in the harbor. Trent doesn't like the, the, uh, No, clubhouse. I didn't say it. Okay.

It's a little polarized. Well, here's what I would say. I will say that. I said that to you in confidence, Frankie, by the way. Thank you for bringing that out. Hold on because I think you have an explanation. I do. My explanation is I like more like Aaron Hills.

I like the old... I'll tell you this. And here's my real reason why I don't like it. Give it to them. I've watched two movies in my life that have made me feel this way about it. Parasite, which is a new movie. I don't know. It's this Korean movie.

It's very good, but it's sort of a horror movie, thriller movie. Who picked that movie? Robbie Fox? Where did you find that? Yeah, it's, well, yeah, we talked to our movie. You live with Robbie Fox. You watch movies like Parasite. I do.

We're always like looking for new movies to watch him. Parasite was won. It's going to win a ton of awards. It's people love it. But it's set in a modern house and some bad things happen. And it's just, it makes you feel a little eerie. Ex Machina,

another movie that takes place in a modern home. And there's a lot of bad things that happen. So I just don't like modern things in general in that way. They give me like a queasy, weird feeling. Liberty National is incredibly nice. But I, more my speed is like Aaron Hills or like someplace that looks like,

it's been there, it's older, it's got an older feel too. I'm fine with that. Let me say this, you put that Aaron Hills Clubhouse where Liberty National is, though. I mean, it's going to look weird. Most certainly. Most certainly. Most certainly. Most certainly.

But I'm just saying it's more my speed is, I don't know, just like, just older feeling. I like, I don't like. Couldn't be more opposite. I do like the old, the old style. I like Aaron Hills. I like the cobblestone driveways and the old, like, Garden City Men's Club where I used to caddy has like one of the oldest clubhouses in America. I know Shinnecock has one of the,

I think the oldest clubhouse in America. I like that stuff. I like the history. But, man, it's something tingles inside me when I see that spaceship looking fucking clubhouse at Liberty National. There's a, we go over, the bridge takes you over. You have the World Trade Center on the left. You have the Liberty, the Statue of Liberty.

Then you see this like, it looks like, what's his name? Tony Stark's house. Yeah, on the cliffs of California there. It does. Its appeal is not lost on me. Like, I don't look at him and be like, what's going on here? Like, why are people so excited about it? But I like a place.

Best way I could describe it, a place where you could light up a cigar. I like that, Trent. Yeah, cigar doesn't blend as well with that clubhouse. Correct. I mean, you could. Everybody smoking cigars there, obviously. I want a place where you could sit down, like, you could smoke a cigar inside. Yeah, you could smoke a cigar inside.

I like old school. I like the look of an old school place more than a new school look. However, to Riggs's point, it would not match there. But something that does, like, fascinate me, something that I just love with new school buildings is just windows. stretch from ceiling to floor. I think that's awesome. And for that club house.

Because that's the structure. Yes, but you're just looking like the views are like nothing stopping here. Like the structure of the building is a mirror window. It's crazy. There's no like you think that it needs cement and poles. It just doesn't. I would like to say they've got the best coffee in the world at Liberty National. You had five cups.

I took a sip. Maybe not that many, but I had a few. I took a sip. When we first played, when we went out there on that Monday and played when they let us come out there. It was very generous to them. I did. And then as soon, and I forgot about it, I took a sip yesterday. And I was like, this is that coffee.

What is it like a vanilla bean? What about it? I don't know. It's just, it's full-bodied. It's delicious. And I also had body. Real, real quick story. My buddy, Rob, who was one of my friends that lives with me, he messes up, like, sayings.

I'm the worst speaker also. I don't know words. But he, like, thinks, like, he'll say it in confidence. Like, he went on a date one day. And he goes to the waiter. He knew the girl was, I'm like, tearing up. He knew the girl was a wine drinker, so he tried to impress her, and he goes, can we have a full belly red, please?

And he genuinely thought it was called full belly. And he heard someone say, full body red. He goes, we'll take a full belly red. And the guy gets just so dumb. You're so fucking stupid. Learn the words, man. Don't say them, but go on. And I had maybe the best waffle of my life yesterday.

You and I was doing. Beldom or what kind? They just, you can, they had a very nice spread. they were making these fresh Belgian waffles. Yeah, this goes into more of the stuff that for the Barstall Classic, like, everything was thought about. And a place at Liberty National, you know that they think from like the time that you're going to get at on the ferry to the time you finish. Everything is going to be pristine and top notch. And like when I got there, the breakfast was maybe one of the best breakfasts I've had.

Yeah, it was really cool because we, you know, when we went and had our couple different meetings with the Liberty National team, you know, you get like the marketing director, you get the director of golf, you get the general manager. And then they also have like the food and beverage director. Yeah. Essentially like the head chef of Liberty National who sat there with us. And it was like, okay, Commissioner Riggs, would you like, you know, I have this idea for like breakfast and this idea for love and all this and that. And so they do a place like that. I mean, they come fully prepared with like, no, once your guests essentially step on to that ferry or drive through these gates, we are prepared to take care of them until the second that they leave. and all that's kind of covered under, you know, the contract that we came up with and that.

Having said that, arriving and kind of going through seeing everyone with that spread where they had, like the sun was rising. The Statue of Liberty became kind of visible with like the very almost like orangish sky in the background. And then people were sitting down with like having their waffles. They had like four or five different omelets cooking at the same time. It's garnished with scalyons. Like everything was perfect. They had chefs with little hats on. It looked so good.

I mean, from a viewer and outsider, really, even though I'm obviously very close to the whole thing, being at my desk and then seeing all of this take place, it was just the most perfect golf day, too, on top of, like, the most perfect. And then the sun came out. It was perfect. They were stretching people out by the range. 1.7 inches of rain. They're going to get today 100% chance of rain. Imagine that one day.

You got to cancel a Yankee game. Yeah. Yankee and cancel. Imagine if that was today, how horrible that would have been, if that was yesterday. I mean, you know what else looked really good? all the Peter Mallar quartersips. I've still got mine on, my custom one that I got,

one of one. That is very nice. With the sweet logo that we used, with the statue, everybody holding the trophy. What? But then we also gave everybody a, you know,

part of the gift for making it to the championship was what Jake's wearing right there with is a Perth, Peter Mallard Perth pullover. It's got the trophy logo on it. And people... What do you do with that logo? Are you the only person

that owns something with that logo on it? No, we put it on... You know what else we did with it? We put it as like the watermark on the invitation. Oh, that's cool. And a couple other subtle little spots. But I don't know how legal it is. Right.

That's an outrageous logo. It's a Statue of Liberty holding up the Barstle classic trophy. Correct. So like for those that are listening, just like imagine how cool that. Peter Milar, the gear that was being rocked head to toe by myself yesterday. Peter Milar, their fall and winter stuff, you can layer up. We also posted a video on Wednesday afternoon that you guys can look at now. I'm rocking, headed-to-peer-Milar gear out there.

I've got a vest on, pants on. I think there's sateen. Every person got one of those. Every player got one of those Peter Milar things. Everybody who played in and it got one of those, Peter Milar pullovers, and they were. That's like one of the most valuable things you can get just to start, not even play in Liberty National. They're quite excited about it. It's the best value in the history of golf.

I laughed out loud with one of this group on the range yesterday. I looked at them and I said, you guys paid however much, right? It was like $300 to play into a golf event. You guys played well. You got a gift bag. You made it to this Liberty National. Now you're playing Liberty National. You played two premier golf courses, one of them in which you would never play for the rest of your life had you not been in this.

And now you're like staying in the city. You had a night last night. You came to Barclos HQ. You're getting Peter Mulars up there. They're like, if you put a dollar on this thing, I want to pay like $10,000 for this. This is insane. Like Frankie said, it was crisp in the morning. It was perfect in the afternoon.

People were taking off layers, putting on layers. And nobody does that better than our good friends at people. Peter Millar, brushed jersey, interior provides warmth, four-way stretch for comfort on the golf course, soft hand, and extremely quiet. You go to petermalar.com slash four. You get complimentary cart cooler with your purchase. Oh. So, and they're very cool. Trust me, they're awesome.

So you go to petermalar.com slash four. You are going to receive a complimentary cart cooler with your purchase. And again, the reason that we have touted Peter Milar so long is because they really do make, I think, the best apparel. ever created in the history of the world. I think they have cornered this market in which they're the only company in the world that's allowed to use this certain material. The colors, too. Yeah, but like, I don't know why their stuff is so comfortable.

Why wouldn't competitors then just make stuff just as comfortable? It's crazy. It's like they're making it. I was a huge fan before the podcast and the sponsorship and working with them. But, I mean, their stuff is, as soon as you put on their clothes, their pants, it's, it's like you think about like the gold rush and guys. I'm, like, thinking of like, I can see Peter. Like they're all like knocking like pieces of like rock and trying to find gold.

I literally picture like Peter Milar like stumbled upon this like new fabric. This huge like like crater in the ground. And they're like oh like we're the only ones that are allowed to use this stuff because we found it. And like they just they just giant sheets of Peter Milar fabric. And they're like, wow. It's like we take the gold or the fabric. It's like Wakanda and Vibranium. They're the only ones who have it.

Yes. That's a little reference there. Nice work. I live with Robbie Fox. The vibranium in Wiconda. That's how Peter Malar has their fabric. They're the only ones who get it. It's just so comfortable.

Petermalar.com slash 4. That's the best place to go. That turned in half a podcast, half an ad read there, which we like. I think they like that too. We're at NASCAR. Every single NASCAR official had Peter Malar on,

and we had like a 25-minute discussion about how good all the gear was. Really? Oh, yeah. NASCAR. Like the head of NASCAR, I was wearing a NASCAR shirt with a Peter Malar logo on the back.

I'm like, How good is that shirt? He's like, we wouldn't partner with anyone else. I've also never met anybody that's been like, it wasn't worth it. Yes. You know, like, Peter Marr's price point, like around $100, that's that. And I've never, ever ever met someone that's like, yeah, it's okay. Pay for what you get.

Everyone's like, no, no, this PianoR thing I have is the coolest thing. If you're in the market for a quarter-sip, you're going to end up spending a decent amount of money. Like, you're never going to get a quarter-sip for like $30. And if you do, it's made out of like a trash bag. So, like, if you're going to now compare between like a $70 one and like $100 one, like, when you receive the, $70 one and then you see your friend with the $100 one on or whatever the prices, you're going to be like, I can't believe I already spent money. I just didn't go a little bit more to get that.

Yep. Petermore.com slash 4. Got to give a shout out to our champions, Rocco's Grillo and Anthony Hoffman. Rocco and Anthony. There's a couple Italianos. Philly guys. Sales guys. Love it.

These guys are great. So they work. We found out afterwards that another one of my buddies who was there was like, no, I ate lunch. I ate breakfast and lunch with these guys. They're like the nicest guys in the world and they both work for the first tea. I was like, what? Like, yeah, they work for the first tea and teach really young kids how to play golf.

They're like, incredible dudes. And then they were talking with us after, right during the trophy ceremony. They were like, yeah, how about this is our worst day of the year at the office? Like our worst day of the year. I don't know if it's like sales guys. Whatever it was, they have to like do fucking sales inventory or quarterly. Who knows what the hell it is? They're like, no, no, this is like well known as the single worst day of the year at the office.

and we're out here at Liberty National instead, hitting shots down the stretch to win. So that was truly like a, you're taking the common man, the common golfer, you're getting them out to Liberty National, and you're putting them on video in front of hundreds of thousands of people

playing for 10 grand cash and the trophy, like the inaugural Barstall Classic Championship. So Rocco and Anthony, they were awesome. They worked together, which is hilarious. And a lot of people ask,

and a lot of people curious, they are 1.2 and 1.4 handicaps, respectively. They rounds up because the metal T's, they're ranked pretty hard or rated pretty hard. They round up to like a two handicap each 50%. They're both getting one shot. So, and then the other two guys that were finished second place, they were, I think, a zero and like a two. So end of the day, it kind of worked out perfectly in terms of going with the 50% handicap format because everybody does, they enter.

They think, you know, everybody's got like a chance. We saw some higher handicaps that qualified from different venues and this and that. and you might get one year you might get a high handicabberer catchers fire and and that any time could happen but the end of the day like the guys who can fucking play some golf won the tournament yeah which is what you want which is absolutely what you want they played they shot seven under um over the first 18 holes it was a shotgun start 18 holes and then we took the top four teams and ties put them on 16 at whatever score they finished the 18 holes at um played 16 17 18 for the title so we could create a little bit of drama shotgun starts weird you're you

You don't know, you know, you know, nobody finishes at the exact same time. You don't know where everybody's at on the golf course, where the leader's at. So now, I'm going to have some drama. We did lip out by the second place guys on 17. The guy had like a 10-footer for Bertie to tie the lead, vicious lip-out. And then on 18, Anthony, who apparently had, like, carried their team for much of the day, he hits one into the harbor while the other team, the second-place teams in the middle of the fairway. It's best ball, so it's not scramble.

It's best ball you play your own ball. So you got to put somebody's got to hit their own ball and hit it well and post a score on each hole. and then Rocco was the last one to Teophan 18 stepped up and just roasted one down the middle and then hit a pitching wedge from like 135 to like I don't know six feet and had two puts to win the whole thing so he had some clutch shots it was really really cool and then we met lynx jims yeah I've known him for a while but you guys met links jims of the flesh it's just hilarious you guys were like legit laughing what did you what did you think he was he thought he was just a camera I thought he was just a camera I didn't think he was a person I thought he was like a software

It was great watching. It was really nice to meet him, very nice guy. It's nice to put a face to the name. And it's just funny watching him work. Or it's really interesting, actually, watching him work. We were standing on the first T, watching the first couple of groups go off. We watched Jake Owen go off and a couple other groups. And he's just, you just kind of look and you just like, oh, there's lynx gems.

He's just sort of in the brush. In the brush, in the fescue is just back there, like, doing his thing. It's just. Some of the social media videos and pictures that came out were great. Like the first one were he was just standing by the first tee up by the bushes, looking back. was awesome and then there was one it almost looked I don't know if you ever seen signs you know when you first see the alien like walk by there was one where it was like panning this way and i know what link shams looks like just because i've seen pictures of him and riggs playing together i've

never actually met him but he just walked across the camera screen and it just made me laugh out loud just like there he goes yep no it is but i almost wish that he i almost wish you never met him like up front and like point blank that you only met him in like the bushes in the wet fescue Yeah. If you only saw him out, you kind of make out what his facial structure looked like and maybe how tall he is, but you're not, you're like, eh. And then he just kind of, and then next time you looked over, he was gone. Like Bigfoot.

Yeah. And then like, just like big foot. Two hours later, you'd see him like three holes over with like a huge fucking lens zooming in. He's like, there he is again. And then he's just gone. First time I shook his hand, he was holding a drone controller. I was like, this is our guy. This is Link's gems.

He sent me. He was, I knew. So he had been texting me the night before. He's like, I'm really sorry. I can't make the happy hour. I kind of wanted to make it, but something came up at work. I'm going to be out there in the morning. I'm going to get a bunch of photos and all this.

Great. And, you know, we're busy, obviously running and trying to, like, run a show, trying to get everything going. Any issue that pops up, all this, that. So I didn't have time to connect with him in the morning. Wasn't sure if he was there or not yet. And then I just heard a drone buzz right over my head. I was like, that's like, that's like, that's like. He's at least within two miles of us right now.

And then he came, like, again, walking around a bush with, like, a drone controller and a camera in his hand. I was like, oh, there is. If you listen to this show, you probably follow him already because. because we talk about him all the time. But we talked about this out at Liberty National yesterday after I met him. He needs more followers than he has. He deserves more followers. He's got 44, $45,000 now.

Whatever. And like I said, you probably follow him already because we talk about him on the show. And he does spectacular work. But if you don't throw that dude to follow, it will be the best account you follow. Give it a couple weeks and be like, links gems. I look forward to everything he posts. Follow him, follow him. Picture quality is insane.

Crazy. It doesn't make sense. The photo he released. Yes. Of Liberty National, with a series. Statue of Liberty and the sun behind it, like, you've got the logo with a Statue of Liberty holding the trophy. He did the same thing except with the sun behind it. It's, it's incredible. Yes. We're looking at pictures right now, and they are just, he's the best photographer in the world.

Yeah. Frankie City goes, I think that's the greatest photo I've ever seen. And it, that one right there is crazy. Every photo he puts out. Yes. I want blown up and put in my apartment. I know. Every three more. He's something. He really is. He's something special. Having them out there was really cool. He sent me a handful of photos already. He does this move where he anytime, he does this every time we play golf together. I'm sorry, go golfing together. And he does this where, you know, he's always out

there taking photos and he, a lot of times, especially we're playing, like, of course he really wants to focus on getting cool photos of him. He'll carry like a little pouch with him that has his real badass camera in it. And the rest of the time, he'll just have that little Sony, the same one that he told me to get in his pocket. And you kind of see him in between holes or while

somebody else's teeing off, he kind of disappears. And then he reconnects with you in the fairway. And this than that. You know he's taking pictures, but he doesn't really talk about it much. We're all hanging, having a good time. And then, like, 15 minutes after we depart, I get, like, a text from him that has, like, five pictures. And he, and he's, like, pulled over on the side of the road. And he's, like, I uploaded everything to my iPad. I edited these quickly. Look at these fucking photos and, like, sends them to me and me. So, he already did that with Liberty. He already sent me, like, 20 photos. And they are phenomenal. He tweeted out a few. But it is. He is an account that should have, like, four million followers. And he has, like, 40,000. It's kind of surprised. It's a guy who's just very passionate about something. And it shows.

I always say you come for the photos, you stay for the blurbs. Yeah. His little descriptions about the courses are they're so good, especially on Twitter, because Instagram, like the captions, sometimes you scroll through the photos and you keep rolling. Twitter, like that, that main thing. Obviously, Twitter is more about the words and the photos. So I always read the blurbs on Twitter and they're great. Frankie, you had to watch the ACLS last night in incredibly unique fashion.

I just have that because this was one of the great live streams I've ever witnessed from my vantage point. From your vantage point, how miserable was yesterday? Yeah, so we had the punishment, Ellie Schnitt. So originally the punishment was supposed to be that White Sox Dave from Chicago. He's in the Barstall, Chicago office. He was supposed to fly out from Chicago to New York. He's a man who notoriously gets things wrong. He just gets things wrong.

He'll demand, he'll write a fact in his head in his blog. It is a fact that the White Sox had the second highest batting average. and then we look and they just don't. And he doesn't understand that you can't write the word fact and then incorrectly put in the number next. So he's like a dummy when it comes to that stuff. So Dave was like, all right,

we're going to get White Sox Dave involved. This is a big moment for him, right? Like you're going to be on a stream. It's going to be a funny idea. It turned out to be literally one of the most viral things that we've had happened in like this new office. I mean, there's a video of us just reacting to a strikeout in the first inning.

And it's got over two million views on one of our lower. platform like on barstool bets twitter account it's crazy how viral went one of the funnier clips ever and um so like so anyway white so dave took a flight at like 10 o'clock in the morning it got delayed he had many options to take flights the night before or earlier in the day so that like a flight couldn't a delay couldn't affect him missing a four o'clock game turns out he was going to miss like the first couple innings because of this delay so someone came up with the idea to put in in ellie schnett who we talked about before she notes she She has noted that she does not watch sports.

She does not know anything about sports. Point proven. Point proven. And she was sitting with a TV in front of her, and all of us Yankee fans had to just stare at her as she explained what was happening on this fucking field. And we're all diehard Yankee fans, game three of the ALCS,

Garrett Colvers, Luis Severino. And there's moments where Ellie's just like, oh, nothing happened. And we're like, what does that mean? And she's like, well, we just went to commercial. And we're like, we had runners on first and third. What happened? She's like, I don't know.

The guy caught it. And then, like, they're just over. Like, you didn't just say it's over. Like, what happened? Was it a diving catch? Like, we're just out of the inning now? So there was so many moments in which like, boy. I glued in for 10 and 15 minutes.

Like, little things. We did 15,000 people watching all at once. Like that, like, comparatively, like, like TV shows don't get like 12,000 live viewers. I know it doesn't sound like a lot. Like when you think of, like, that is like a massive stream. It was amazing. It was amazing. Especially when she tried to explain like a pickoff at first or something.

Or really anything. Oh, now he's running. I don't know. The ball, I don't think the ball's going where it should go. We're like, ah. Yeah. Well, and then you had this situation where something that I've never seen happen in a baseball game my entire life, an umpire injury delay.

Yes. Where they didn't just, the guy behind home plate, he got, I believe he got injured somehow. so they had to switch it out. The guy from second, then had to jump on home plate. And Ellie is describing all this. And at one point she goes, there's a man. We're like, why is the game not back? She's like, there's a man in a suit on the field and all the players have ran off the field.

And we're like, is there a terrorist attack? I said to her, is there a terror attack at Yankee Stadium right now? I will say to her defense, I don't think, like, it's 50-50. If many guys could explain what was happening with no volume on, she had no volume. and people left the field. They just showed him kind of like walking off, but you really have no idea what's going on either. We're like, is it raining?

And everyone's like, oh, it must be raining. And then Marty Mush goes, I'm looking outside. We're in New York. It's not raining. We're like, what's happening? Somebody tweeted to me, and I don't know whether it's true or not

because I also had the sound of I was in the office watching. Joe Buck was like, I don't really know how to explain what's going on right now with this umpire delay. So then we've got Ellie Schmidt with no sound who does not watch sports, definitely not baseball, trying to explain what's going on.

The other funny fans are just like, what is happening? The other funny wrinkle is like, everyone kept saying that I was mansplaining to her. And this is something that I have to clear up. It's not mansplaining when the whole bit of the show is that she knows nothing about the sport. I was genuinely trying to help her. Like there was just one point where she said, we're like, what's the count? And she's like, well, there's a one on the right side and a zero on the other, on the left.

I'm like, I looked at him. I'm like, Ellie, you can say like the dash is end. Like you can say one and oh, like read from left to right. And everyone's like, oh. read from like you're telling her how to read and i was like well no like had i not said that maybe like i don't know the whole bit is that she doesn't know and then i screamed out she knows nothing and everyone's like oh oh like why are you guys doing that like jared at one point was like telling her how to explain when a guy gets on base like what's the difference between that

like i wasn't trying to mansplained to her like that whole culture of like the you can't tell someone there is a history of that people are forgetting where you have a history of being caught man's playing. Last year I did mansplain to Liz. Liz said that she's, Liz, who's another worker here, famously did this 27 rings video after the Yankees loss and the Red Sox won and it was in the playoffs and she said, I'd rather go to sleep a Yankee losing fan than wake up a stupid Red Sox fan. 27 rings, like kiss my ass. I thought it was the worst video that's ever come out as a Yankee fan because I just didn't like the way it portrayed us being like, oh, well, we have 27 rings. Like we won one World Series in the last 20 years. It's time to

stop talking about 27 rings. There's a time and place to talk about it, but losing to the Red Sox is not the time. So we had this huge rundown where like we were all like explaining like, not explain, we're all like arguing like would you rather be a Red Sox fan or Yankee fan there? And at one point I looked at Liz, I'm like being a Red Sox fan today is better. You understand that, right?

Like they are. And then when I said you understand that right. Because I'm watching someone, you said, do you get that? Do you get that? And she goes, oh, I don't. don't know. Why don't you explain to me? She's like, the whole thing. She has the funniest line. She goes, oh, we lost the game. There's no more games.

What do we do now? It was tough. But I mean, I get, I get heated. I'm not thinking about like, them being like, like, unequal. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm fucking, I'm like, I was just trying to get through the stream. And, and here's like the demented part now on the next, the, after I've had

a night and day to talk about it. Like, I talked to my dad and he's like, I would have rather been in your guy's situation then watch that like he watched that game he's like it was one of the more frustrating yankee games i've ever watched in my 60 years on this earth like yankees had first and second every single inning dd almost at a home run he's like the way ellie explained it was almost like funnier and like all this stuff well she also she doesn't know the difference between like an infield pop and you know walls they get or balls get to the warning track and look like they're

going out yeah go out so just the confusion and you know i guess you know probably like the lack of like excitement because she knows really nothing of what's going on just makes you guys like are we a commercial are we a commercial nice we're out of the inning yeah you know we at commercial shit we right runners yeah that it's a commercial line has become one of the more famous calls now so funny go on barcel bets i tweeted it everyone everyone's tweeted it's one of the funniest videos you'll see it's pure it's just pure reactions and it's you guys learned that you guys learned that the most finite thing that you could get her to say that you would know exactly what it meant

is if the game went to commercial. Yep. Yep. And so eventually you guys just started asking, like, is it commercial, is a commercial? She'd be like, yes. And you're like, innings over. Great. We know that.

Oh, we got out of the ending. Oh, we didn't score any of it. Yes. There was one way. There was like first and second. And she's like, oh, the Yankees were threatening. And she was like, oh, the ball is hit really high and far. And we're like, oh, my God.

And she's like, all right, they're running. They're running. And then she goes, they're running. I think they're going to catch it. No, they're not going to catch it. Bottom third. And we're like, what? She's like, it's in a commercial now.

We're like, what? I actually, like, at one point, they have it on the stool scenes camera. I go, I'm going to cry. And Rudy says that my mouth actually goes into a crying motion where I go, like, I'm going to cry. I almost cry. As a guy who was there just watching, I was watching a TV, I was sitting behind the Yankee fans, it's one of the greatest things Barcelona Sports has ever done. Like you said, there were like 15,000 people, not for, not like it spikes in the

the game or when there was action having for a solid four hours it maybe dipped down to eight nine thousand sometimes but for the most part 15,000 people were watching it's only barcel sports can have something like that happened just if you go back it's like all right they ordered chinese food for a couple games ago oh it's Columbus days there's no cleaning crew we got to punish these guys oh let's have white so save do it his flight got the way let's have ellie do it and it just turned yeah that's what's been lost why's Ellie was so good well we didn't say it on here I mean, Ellie was so good that White Sox Dave got to the office,

three innings late, and they met him in the hallway, and they said, go home. And he just had to fly home back to Chicago. Got here, noticed that he was getting Wally Pipped or Ellie Pipped, and just had to go fly back home.

By two guys that he probably has never seen before his life. Correct. See that video, he looked at those guys like, I've never seen before my life. There's just no. You're telling me, I've come all the way here,

and I'm going right back to the airport. We have one month trial, Ethan, who's like an intern slash, trying to get out of trial, Ethan. There's just no company, potentially in the history of time, that has the pieces in place for something like that to happen. And it turned into some of the greatest content we've ever produced. A recent Gallup survey shows Americans worry more about burglary than almost any other crime.

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Speaking of it. People are wondering if you have an update of the latest with the date. So I do actually. Okay. So we've been texting intermittently. She actually post that trip, had to do like an international travel for work on Friday. So we're not texting that much. but she did reach out to me and tell me actually that somebody, another Facebook message, different one, found all of her credit cards.

All of them. Now, she quickly, because through the apps and stuff, she still had her phone, so she could quickly lock them or whatever the term is, deactivate them. I'm not sure, whatever, it doesn't matter. And so it becomes even sketchier. Like, why return the cards? I have your cards. So I don't really know But that's where we stand

She's traveling internationally In like Morocco I think right now So that's where we stand Wow That's where we stand Okay Very bizarre And I'm really interested to meet this person

Because if you're a bum and you return them Or whoever had the cards Whoever stole them initially Like why go through the trouble If they don't work they don't work But like why return them It'd be you know what you should do If you go on a day with her again

You should prank her and have like Set it up with like a couple buddies And like try to steal her purse again Yeah Definitely That's a little messed up. Have a robbed. Get it robbed on the street.

A part of me loves that. Part of me loves that idea. The other part of me is like, she could just slap me right across the face. Yeah, like that's a sick sense of humor. Yeah. I mean,

I like, we all like it, but she might be like, what is this? Yeah. She may get like permanently messed up. What if you go anyway? What if you set yourself up to be a hero?

Have one of your buddies. Be like, I'll give you a hundred box, grab this purse. I'm going to snag you and like punch you. And then I'm there. They do that. Not again.

Mr. Deeds. Yes. I'm thinking about it differently. I do like this idea now, but I'm thinking about talking in a shirt, a cape under my shirt. Oh, boy. My buddy comes and steals the purse.

I stand up, throw my cape out underneath my shirt, and I chase after him like Superman and then punch him. She may say, keep the purse, keep the purse, and just keep running. That's what she would say. I don't hate that. You just did my idea. for some reason you're wearing a cake. Because I'm a hero.

But like... Either way, I'm getting a laugh out of this. So if she hates me, she hates me, but I'm still good. I'm making myself laugh. I think you should do it. Worst worth things in life than life. Frankie's right. That's actually great. Do the cake.

Wear leotards. For sure. I'd say definitely do it. Leotards, I didn't agree to leotards. I just think you should go all in. Maybe assless chaps. Yeah. Are we going to do the recs thing?

Recommendé Jones? I'll give a wreck. You know, I actually found out that apparently it's just a full segment in lights camera podcast on bar on a barstle uh where they do recommendations they do exactly like what we said were like everyone votes on what they should watch and then they all come back and that's like just their podcast i think we can still do um i don't that means nothing to me yeah i mean nothing yeah all right what is i just want people know that i didn't like i haven't listened to that right so i didn't know yeah oh you're you're you're being accused

of theft yes massively okay okay okay you're good you're in the clear i believe we're saying golf recommendations or just I think we're doing I think in general. Okay. I'll give one. I think in general they should try to be tied to golf but it's not the end of the world. Yeah.

That's kind of the way I would look at it. This one's not tied to golf. Okay. Are you giving the Rex or are the listeners? What are we doing? I can't remember what we said it first. We originally one, a couple people gave Rex via via Riggs E.

Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was going to be a, six months ago. I thought it was going to be email Rigsy Rex. Here's a Rigsy Rigsy. Oh, and then we vote on it or like we agree, which is the best one of the people that send in? I thought so.

Because people are going to send in a lot, and then it becomes how do we pick. Yeah. Right. All right. So give us one. Lurch. I could give a golf one, actually. Do it.

On the flight home, I watched a movie that was strictly on caddies directed by Bill Murray. And it was on a flight. It was a documentary. What's the name? I love you. I don't know the name. Imagine trying to give a wreck. So that's my golf one.

My real one that I was going to give. scent of a woman. If you haven't seen the movie, scent of a woman, that's one you gotta watch. Makes it feel all dirty. It's a terrific and unreal movie.

Okay, scent of a woman. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. No, are you gonna tell us what it's about it all? No, I don't think so. Okay. All right. Well, I think you gotta watch it.

Yeah. But I think if you're gonna make a pitch for like this is why everybody should watch it, it's like, there's something. Like, for example, when you're on a plane and you click on like the should I watch me click on it gives like at least a little bit of a blurb.

It was in the trailer? Was this Bill Merrithing called Loopers? Yes. Caddy's long walk? Yes. Okay. Pretty good. It was great?

Yeah, it was pretty good. Your rec is pretty good. You know, I don't give out compliments easy. Okay. So I'm a pretty good guy. Excellent would be a different tier. I'm not wasting my time on. I would say watch.

Correct. If it's pretty good or who's going to waste their time with that? I won't watch loopers. No skin off my back. I enjoyed it. I spent an hour in 18 minutes, I think watching it. This failed miserably. And I love it.

Okay. Sent of a woman. Maybe putting a Lernerch's in charge of giving the first wreck was a mistake. No, I think it was smart. Prove it. Watch it. That would proof in the pudding, my man. Who's in Centive Woman?

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible Al Pacino. All right. So he's a, and then I don't know anybody else. Huge star, but he's a. What is it on? On Rotten Spanos? 88%.

Yeah, I was just thinking about, so anyways, he's like an old general, goes through a bunch of like health, family issues, is super negative on life, runs into a boarding school kid that's going through all sorts of problems as well at school. Okay. And the two of them form a friendship and a bond that is unlike none other. And I will say right here on this podcast that it is Al Pacino's best speech in any movie comes in Sense of a Woman. Any given Sunday, bro.

Not even close. Okay. We used to listen to any given Sunday speech before. That fires me up and I love that. It's one in the front of your phrase. Sent of a woman won four Academy Award nominations. Best Picture of the Year. Best actor, Al Pacino, best director, Martin Brest, best screenplay.

All right. Riggsie Wrecks. Coming back. Because that movie is five. I don't know they got nominations. Why are you yelling? Because you guys went so down on this pitch that now I'm overcompensating and bringing a little bit more energy to it. And the fact that,

Thank you validated with all that, those data points. Some of those Academy Award movies aren't like my speed. Mr. Softclose coming out with parasites and whatever other movie you watch. Yeah, Parasite was very good. That would have been mine Riggs Rex of the week. But it's subtitles, so you got to do a lot of reasons. Sent them a moment. Oh, it is.

Yeah. Subtitles. Yeah. And tell me what you think about it. Parasite has a 99 on Rotten Tomato. It's very good. It's because four people have reviewed it. It's a scary movie.

You can intimidate the scent of a woman by Parasite? Lurchy pulls. I'll put out a poll. I think we got to do a third person kitty. It's insane how many times people refer to themselves in the third person on this show. I'm against that kitty. I love that kitty.

No, we don't have to do that. But, all right, scent of a woman. Sent of a woman is the wreck? I guess. What a start. Yeah, I didn't think that's where you're going to lead with, but fine. I will watch it. Where can you watch it?

Do you know? I mean, I think we got to stop asking questions. I assume anywhere. That can't be the answer. Is it on Netflix? It's on Hulu. It's on Amazon. Is it online?

Like on demand. What you're, Frankie, we are learning a lot in terms of what to come prepared with next time when there's a rigs. What movie, what year to come out. This is a, this is a,

92, a clinic in what you need to, like the bullet points you need to have. I think it's, going forward, it's going to be a blessing that this happened to you. I'm also not a huge movie guy. So like actors,

everything. I don't really pay attention to that whole world. And I can't remember the boarding school kids name. That's who I first went to because he was kind of the main character. Al Pacino, you got that one. That's good. That's a big one.

It looks like it's available on YouTube for $399, Amazon Prime Video, iTunes, Google Play. It sounds like everywhere. So I was actually accurate. Everywhere. You got to pay for it. Yeah, but it's available. It's not streaming anywhere. Right, but that's not.

You're wrong, Lurch, because, like, you can pay for anything anywhere. Everybody knows that. But, like, where can you actually get it for free? It's not true. Like, if you pay for Netflix, usually you get access to X movies. If it was on Netflix, that would be, like, available on Netflix. Chris O'Donnell's the other guy, by it. That's the second lead.

I looked it up. Thank you. Brooks Kebka with some explosive comments today that have come out on the Internet. So people like to ask about the rivalry between Brooks Kebka and Roy McElroy. They are currently ranked number one and number two in the world, respectively. The quote from Brooks Kevka that is getting all the press today, he said, I've been out here for, what, five years? Rory hasn't won a major since I've been on the PGA tour, so I don't view it as a rivalry.

He went on to say, I'm not looking at anybody behind me. I'm number one in the world. I've got open road in front of me and I'm not looking in the rear view mirror so I don't see it as a rivalry. Wow. Multiple, multiple explosive comment points in there. Obviously the one,

he hasn't won a major in five years, but then reinforcing that by saying, behind me, behind me, saying rearview mirror. It's going to generate some pop. My take on this. You're overusing pop. I'm hoping so. I think, and this is for people that fall of Barcelona,

I think people are getting Dick Zucker. on this one. I think these comments, they look explosive, bombastic, you're right. Mr. Bombastic. What word. I don't think he meant it in the way that people are saying. Obviously, it's hard not to see it in the way that people are saying. But I think if he got asked about it again, he's going to because of what he said, he's going to say, it wasn't, that wasn't what I intended.

I didn't want it to be that way. I am also very curious on what Rory is going to say, my guess, if he's going to diffuse the whole situation, be like, he's right. Brooks is right. I mean, what did he say in that that's not factual? I mean, Rory hasn't won a major in five years. Ever since Brooks has been on tour, he hasn't won one. And I think Rory, he's not a guy who's going to start beefing with people. He's not going to be like, oh, fuck Brooks Kepka.

I don't like what he said about me. Can't wait to see out on the course. I'm going to beat you. He's going to diffuse the situation. And then it's, I don't think it's going to go anywhere. People want bad blood between in any sport. The number one of the number two, the two best, people want bad blood because it's entertaining. Would it be great for golf if Rory, McElroy and Brooks Keppick,

hate each other. They took jabs at each other in the media? Yes. But I don't think that's what it's going to turn into. I think the next quotes that come out from each of these guys is going to defuse the situation and we're just going to move on. I know that's not what people want, but I feel like that's what it is. I'm going against you.

Okay. I think he absolutely was taking shots at Roaring McElroy. When you say Dick Zucker, a little inside Barclis stuff, we have this guy named Deke Zucker. It's actually supposed to be like Dick's sucker. No one even realizes that. Heke sucker. And he'll listen to everything we say on radio.

live streams, rundown, everything. He just listens all day and quote tweets all these things, tags people, and everyone gets in fights because, like, we say it on things that maybe someone won't hear, but Deke Zucker always gets it. Yeah, he reports on what's going on in Barcelona. So he just tweets out quotes from us. And there's no context.

No context. No, like he was being sarcastic. What we say getting Deke Zucker, we mean just pure quotes that sometimes are misquoted and never have context. So people will get very fired up in the house. The other day on radio, like someone said something. Tommy said the word like, you and YP got into it.

And then I responded being like, well, he hasn't been the same since he wants to say that the cup. And Deke Zucker wrote, YP came after me. He hasn't been the same. Like, no, no, no. Tommy is the one that brought it up. Right. So that's getting Dick Zucker.

Brooks Keppka just said, I've been out here for five years. Rory hasn't won a major since I've been on the PGA tour. I do not view this as a robbery. I'm not looking at anybody behind me. I'm number one in the world. I've got the open road in front of me. Like he's literally saying, Rory Macaroy hasn't won in five years.

Word for word. That's just a shot. That's a clean punch to the chin. Those two things, Rory hasn't won a major in five years. So I don't view it as a rivalry means to me, like, no, I have won major since then. So how could it be a rivalry?

I'm the one winning all the majors, which is very much. Rory has any, like, nuts. It is explosive. Hey, man, like, I'm still here. Like, I'm fucking coming after you now. Like, I got my eye on you. Do you think that'll happen?

I don't think so because golf, like, doesn't have that type of like back and forth. And I like what Brooks is doing right now. I've been flip-flopping on Brooks. I fucking love this move. So, Trump, before you speak again, I'm wondering, you think Brooks will come out and say like I'm sorry to this? That's where I disagree with you.

I think Rory will definitely defuse it. But I don't think. I don't think either one will diffuse it. That would be great. I'm not rooting for what I stated before. I'm not rooting for that necessarily. I just think that's what will happen. I don't think Rory is going to come out and say, fuck Brooks Kepkep.

I'm coming for that ass. What I will say is I think Rory will say is I think Rory will say, he's right. I haven't won a major in five years, but I also think Rory will, because he's very candid, make some sort of comment as like, I'm incredibly motivated now

or more motivated than I've been before to kind of get back on top. I think he'll say something like that. Rory's not one to make the comments like Brooks Kepka, but this is, we have learned in the last year and a half, this is not like an un-Brooks-Kepka-like comment. He says this shit about like everything he's asked about.

For sure. He rose slow play or he talks about, like, how he'll purposely play slowly so that they get put on the clock to, like, tell the guy that he's with, so he has to play faster. he's looking at a penalty. He's gone out of his way to make comments like that before,

and I just don't know how you can say that. Like, I don't know how he can say what he said and not have it be a shot at Rory. He's saying he doesn't want a majors since I've been on tour. I was talking to somebody this morning. It's like there isn't, there wasn't and isn't or wasn't a rivalry between Brooks and Rory. No one really thought about it that way. Saying there's no rivalry might have created a rivalry.

Like that's where we're at now because these comments are explosive. Yeah. And look, there is a, there has clearly been in golf forever our entire lifetimes with Tiger Phil a desire from the media, the golf media to create rivalries. For there to exist, like rivalries. And they're almost like never has been. People talk all the time about how fabricated the Phil versus Tiger one was,

largely because in golf, like you very rarely go head to head against each other. I mean, it only happened to Phil and Tiger a couple different times. In their, both of their, what, like 25, 30 year, like careers, the fact that they've gone ahead to head in meaningful tournaments like a handful of times and they've played in hundreds and hundreds of tournaments tells you like really very rarely do you get ahead to head. So most of it is contrived by the media.

Having said that, like Rory and Brooks played together in a couple like final groups and a couple big events this year. And Brooks got the better of Rory one time. Rory got the better of him another time. And then you start to stack up. And I kind of went through and grabbed some of their stats like Brooks kept because 29, Rory's 30, so they're virtually the same age. They both have four major championships.

Brooks Kepka has seven PGA tour wins. Rory has 17. Now, I will say Brooks Kepka clearly is like a way later bloomer. He was over on the European tour. He took a long time to kind of get to this point. Self-confidence, get his game to like the elite level, all of that. I think that's point Rory, though. Like, I mean, I've been here doing the damn thing for longer than you have.

We're like the same age. I've been on this fucking tour. I know that you're saying I haven't one since you've been on it. But like, fuck, I don't get any points for like being, better groomed and like doing this at a younger age maybe maybe I haven't won this many majors yet because I was I was so young on the tour like like giving me a couple years you know what I mean wait what I haven't won that it's almost like like well no like Rory

the argument I'm saying I haven't won since like so like Brooks was saying I haven't he hasn't won since I've been on the tour like Rory could be a major he's just saying a major right so Rory could be like well yeah we have the same amount but like while you weren't like at the level enough to be on the tour and you were doing the European stuff and late bloomer like i was like competing trying to win those definitely you can argue both ways but essentially what brooks keppka saying is like no no since i've been in the game like i've won like i've won zero how is that a rivalry is basically what he's saying you know like since i showed up since i got to the party like i've taken home all the hot chicks you've taken home zero it's like

that's basically what he's saying like yeah whatever you did before i was here maybe you were dominating everybody but now there's no rivalry because like i'm dominating everybody so i you could definitely argue it either way my point all i was trying to say was like the 17 PJ Tour wins versus the seven, I think means like virtually nothing because Rory's been doing it for longer. And nobody really cares about like archival value in this of like who was winning PGA tour events eight years ago versus who was on the European tour. Nobody cares.

They're like, well, in the last two seasons, where's everybody at? Like Brooks Kepka's number one ranked player in the world. Roy McRoy is the number two ranked player. I think there is as much of a rivalry here is there like he's European. Roy's European. Brooks Kepka is American. I went through and looked at like their rider clubs. like Rory has obviously been doing it longer.

He's played in five rider cups. He's got his team, the European team is four and one in that stretch versus Brooks Kepka, whose team is one and one. He's played in two different rider cups. They have similar rider cup records in terms of like win percentage. Brooks Kepka is four, three, and one. Roy McAroy has 11, 9, and 4 all the time. So they have pretty similar records in that standpoint.

But, yeah, it's great that this happened. There's no doubt about that. Even as a guy who loves Roy, I love Roy, I really do. But I look at those Brooks quotes and I'm like, if this could actually turn into something, golf would be on fire. It'd just be on fire to have the top two guys like taking snipes at each other and the headlines. This created huge headlines. I had people in the office who don't follow golf at all being like, did you see those Brooks comments? Like that's the reach that it gets.

Like I said before, I don't know if it's actually going to, you know, spiral into any sort of situation. But there's the potential there at least. Yeah. And when Brooks Kepka takes a shot at like a Bryson D. Chambot for like slow play or J.B. Holmes for like slow play, this, that, it sort of isn't on the same level. When he takes a shot at Rory McElroy, who's, you know, this, like this generation's Tiger Woods, really. Like we talk about all the time. He is the biggest star of the new generation. It was Tiger Phil. And I think the biggest star that's come along since then is Roy McRoy.

I think he's bigger than Speefe. I think he's bigger than J.T. than DJ, than Brooks Kepka. He is the biggest star of this generation. He won the player's championship. He won player of the year this year. He won at Eastlake. And he's number two in the world. And he's got Brooks Kebko, who has won like four majors in the last two years,

taking a shot at him. That is another level that we haven't seen. Like we never even saw that between Tiger and Phil outside of like maybe the one time where Phil made the comment about Tiger using inferior equipment that think about how like famous and iconic those lines are. And I don't know that we've ever seen someone take as direct a shot at like the number one versus the number two ranked player in the world that we've seen. So, yeah, I don't think, like, in the nature of golf,

I don't think either one of these guys is going to go out of their way now to escalate this further. But I also don't see Brooks Kevka backing off from it. And I think Rory, if anything, will use it as, like, motivation. Yeah. Yeah, if these two guys want to reach a go back, like, be at the peak of their powers and playing a bunch of final groups together and go back and forth, we, everyone in this room and every golf fan out there is more than okay with that. Do it.

Please. I agree. Do it. Roy wins the Masters and just says, oh no, it's not a rivalry. I won one major. I just got none.

Again, I don't think they're going to escalate it that way, but if they want to just go, do it every one. Everything is, everything going forward and the potential to maybe escalate it is good for the game.

What side are we on? I'm on, I'm on Rory's side. He's right. What Brooks said is right. I can't deny that. But if there was a rivalry, you have to pick the team.

I'm team Brooks. Because when you ask which is right, so you're asking like, I didn't ask which is right. I said which side are you. If there's a rivalry, one guy versus the other, which side are you? Rory. Brooks.

Yeah, I'm a Rory guy too. Frankie? This is so hard. I don't know. Brooks Kefka's done our show. He fist-pounded us when he's walking, like, win in the tournament of the PJ Championship at Bethpage. Rory has ignored us.

Rory is a pro golf thing. He's the wrong terminology guy. He's European. I hate that Rory does the golfing stuff. me fucking nuts. True. Totally fair. He is sort of a golf weenie, but also Brooks has been like really driving me nuts also with all this like,

well, I lost because I don't give a fuck. It's tough for you for sure. Media says that. He doesn't say that. Yeah, we all know. He says it. We know people are like text them and shit. He doesn't go fuck. He hates golf. Brooks Keppga hates golf. Quoted. Well, that's like what Big Cat spins it as. I don't know that that's true.

I know. Hmm. This is a big moment for Frankie. You're deep in thought. I got to go Brooks. Wow. Two to two. Like the golfing stuff really drove me nuts by from Rory.

Like, and also like the most I've hated Brooks, I also have always backed it up being like I love watching him dominate golf. So do I. I think it's become one of my favorite things to go. I think it's cool to like watch a guy win, try and win the most majors. Yeah, guy who takes it differently who's like a, you know, He does look more like an athlete than typical average golfers. He's like kind of a machine who's like, no, I don't really, like, I don't golf in my first time. I go fucking.

Part of my. I go out of my boat and like hang out. Part of my hate for him at moments was like, stop saying you don't care or like stop having the media say you don't care and you keep alluding to it. Like go, I want to watch you win everything. Like I want to, I don't want you to just show up to four majors a year and only care four times. Like, I want like, I want a season to end. I want season to end, and Brooks Cap got has three majors and, like, seven tour, like, victories, and he's just, like, leaving everyone in the dust.

Instead, he was just in Vegas and, like, missed the cut and went and partied all weekend. Yeah, which is cool, too, but, like, when you watch the sport, you want to see him perform. I always hate that argument. Like, yeah, but he's a bro. Like, yeah, there's a lot of bros in sports that still perform and, like, put on a fucking show. Like, when you watch the sport. Why do I give a shit what he does when he's home? I don't get to watch that.

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Tiger Woods, this was announced yesterday in the middle of Barstle Classic Championship. Barstle, Tiger Woods, to write his own memoir, and it's going to be called Back. This is great. Very exciting. This is something the room was split on the Brooks and Roy thing. I think we're going to go 4 and O in terms of that, if we're happy about this or not. We're very happy. Back?

You have to be. With On Back, everything that we're talking about now, this comes out is back. This book is going to be amazing. His whole career has been centered around the word back, right? Highs and the low. Hyes, the lows, his back, he is back. It's just the perfect word. Like seven different times there's been a massive narrative in the sports world of like

is Tiger Woods back and he titles his memoir back? Also, it's everybody else talking about him. Now he's going to be like the central point pushing the information out. It's going to be so good. Here's the question everyone once answered. Do you think he wanted to name the book? book, Tiger Woods, and it was taken. I don't think so.

I think back is such a good name that there wasn't any other option. If we ever talk to Tiger Woods, I think I may ask him. Like, well, you just wrote this book about yourself. Like, when you're sitting in the room thinking about like, what should we name the book? Like, well, Tiger Woods would be a good one. Taken. Taken by that book with your face on it. See, I picture them, you know, brainstorming a name's for a book.

Everybody's in there. The whole team's in there. there's probably some people hired to be there to help think of a name. And I picture Tiger just staring at the ground in the back of the room sitting on a chair and he just whispers back. And the place goes crazy. My favorite part of this whole thing is the release that he put out. He said, I've been in the spotlight for a long time. And because of that, there have been books and articles and TV shows about me, most filled with errors, speculative and wrong.

He putting out his book, part of the reason he's putting out is because he's just furious that people have been talking shit about it. He hates those books. He hates them. And on this show, I think we can all agree, that we will no longer acknowledge any other tiger biographies or TV shows that are not strictly put through Tiger Woods and put out by him. I think that's kind of how we got to land on it. Well, I think that we're doing the right thing,

which is that no longer will we consider any previous works on Tiger Woods not done by Tiger Woods himself to be based in fact. I will throw out the previous Tiger Woods books. You can't do it. This is coming straight from the guy, Tiger Woods. Some guy reached out to me, and actually I think it's a great idea, like read chapter by chapter and then talk about it on each show because there's going to be too much in this book to go through in one episode

that we'll just do like a 15-20- I think he's going to dive into everything. I want to say, I mean, one of the last books that came out about him, I mean, the guys didn't even know how to say Jordan Speeth's name correctly. True. So if that doesn't tell you that you should have viewed any previous Tiger Woods works with severe skepticism that, will confirm it and you should know going forward that the only thing you should treat his gospel

about Tiger Woods is the Tiger Woods book called Back. Can you imagine the chapter where he talks about winning the 2019 Masters? I mean, get a bottle of wine out, get the Kleenex out, get the lotion out, and just get ready to read that over and over and over again. That's going to be. I said it should. Almost one at red to me. Just sit back with a bottle of wine and get like professional read.

Who's the guy that does like Nat Geo or? David Attenborough? Yes. You're thinking of Planet Earth? Yes. Get him to read it to us with a bottle of wine and just enjoy it. I want it in every form.

I want to read it. I want to read it out loud to myself. I want Attenborough to do it. I want Freeman to do it. I want Jeff Bridges to do it. I want everybody to do it. Because it's going to be that good. It's a movie script.

The way he's going to map out that win and talk about it and what it meant to him, what it meant to his kids, it's going to be, it's going to be Tiger porn. You know what Tiger? You know what also Tiger may be doing, which would be genius, is there's no release date

and there's nothing about the release date. He may just keep this dangling forever and then any other report that comes out about him he can be like, no, no, like that. I'm not going to comment on that now. You're going to have to wait from a real story. I'll clear that up in the book. It's a great PR stuff.

If he does that, this is going to sell more than the Bible. And then he finally puts it out when he's like 75 and it's just everything. Even like little shots, he's like, oh, by the way, you know, Alan Shipnuck said this and I would like to clip up. Just 200,000 pages of information that everything that he's gone through.

It's just like a journal. He just writes like time, date. It is, it is interesting that there's no release date. There's nothing. He's just like, by the way, I'm going to put this book out.

It's going to come out eventually, but I don't know when. He's going to want people on their hands and knees begging for this book. We're going to have to wait for this thing. The thing yesterday came off like, yesterday was Tuesday. Came off like on Monday, Tiger called his team.

He was like, hey, I'm going to write a book. It's going to be called back. No, like, all right. we're going to announce that tomorrow. That's huge. The picture of him, he looked great. He looked, you know, it looked very.

Fantastic. Yes, it did. You wanted to say it. I did. Yep. Good thing you didn't. That's why that kid is. This is just, this is everything we've ever wanted.

Boy, I hope he dives into all the scandal stuff because, like, I want to hear from him, from him, you know. I think he will. I think he will. But I think it would be an outrageous book if he skips for, like, it's just from chapter. Ten years went by. Yeah. I was going to say, I was going to say, 15 years I got a new car.

Like the next chapter, it just says 15 years later and then has a little ellips with dot, dot, dot. I was going to just keep going. Or like, every book has just a page ripped out. What I was going to say is I think he will or he just won't. It'll be one of the other. Why he'd be very honest and candid about it? You can't gloss over it. No, I could see him doing a, I could see him doing it where all he does to describe it is he talks about how.

where he'll be like, yeah, I had, like, and then in 2010, I suffered some pretty tough, like, back injuries, so I wasn't able to perform at the highest level. Yeah. And then, like, and I could see him going through that whole, be like, no, it was the injuries. Like, I was the big thing on everybody's mind, why I struggled that took me 11 years to win a major before I was back. I had all these injuries. And that was the one night I got a pitching wedge through the window and then 15 years later, I'm back. No, that would defeat the whole point.

What I can't wait for is what they always do with these. That is the joke that he's going to ignore it. Right, that was the joke. What you do, what they always do with these books is initially when it finally comes out, which could be six months or six years. I don't know. But the first story, because he's got all the stories. It's him.

He's got them all. Anytime any sort of story comes out about Tiger that people haven't heard before, they go crazy for it. So that's going to be a book full of those. I just can't wait for the first story that they tease to get people to buy the book. That thing is going to be, it's going to be something that nobody has ever heard before. It'd be great if the whole thing is just a fact check. If he went through and, like, quoted what people were here.

He was like, nope, here's the real story. That would be good, too, or at least a section of it. It's going to be great. Like Hank Haney's book and then what other? Yeah, he, he like, just ripped him. Just ripped him. He just annotates his Hank Haney's book. That's what it is.

It's whatever it's going to be, whatever form he decides to take it in, we're ready for it. I hope he just includes all kinds of little subtle jabs. Like, one of the big takeaways from Hank Haney's thing was like, he never offered Hank Haney a Popsicle when he, like, stayed over when Hank Haney's, if he's like, if he throws in some little quip in there about like and yes at this point i gave hankani up popsicle and like throws little shit in there he's like i got a freezer for old popsicles i don't know what to do with these things what do i do with all these yeah does anybody want one of these i guess not i'll

just eat him yeah he's like at some point it's it's crazy coming reaching this level of fame and like how rich i was that i like my freezer is full of popsicles yeah the anyone that asked me for one i just gave them multiple anybody i liked who deserved it i gave them 20 popsicles I know how hard it must be I was just thinking about this Like he's got to go back And like think about every single moment in his life That he wants to talk about

And like describe it so that it's like a good fucking book Like would you guys be able to do that about your lives No but I'm not Tiger Woods Doesn't matter like there's still certain things Like to him that just happened right Like even though they're big stories to us Like He experienced them like just like we experienced anything

Like big moments in my life Like I don't know if I'd be able to go back And describe them His life is so well documented that the timeline will be able to work through that. I guess you're saying he's just, I don't remember like little conversations I had with people like when I bought my first car. Like I'm just thinking like things like, you know, I don't remember like what I did that day. I mean, I guess I do a little bit. And during the early stages, he doesn't know any different.

He's just, this is just my life. Like I now looking back, he could probably be like, oh, that part of my life is peculiar because it's strange. But, you know, I don't know. It's a good question. We'll see what happens. They'll obviously also have like somebody or multiple people who will help it, I'm sure. You know, writing for sure. It's just like they have to like piece the stuff together out of his brain.

Like if someone asks you like, oh, what was like your middle school like? I wouldn't be able to tell you anything about like my class. You know what I mean? I don't remember it. Shit. By the way, I can't say the P word that I just said like 30 seconds ago. The P word. Peculiar?

Yeah, that one. And I think I nailed it and I just, I couldn't be more proud of it. Well, that's been on your mind all 30 seconds. Say it again. No, I won't say it again now. But that, if I was writing a book about my life, I'd put that moment in it. Say it one more time. It's peculiar that you can't say that word.

I can't say it. No, I won't say it now, but I did. I proved it to myself that I can't say it. How could we trick him in having to say it? We're never going to end the show until you say it. That's a good trick. No. I'm not going to do that.

But back to the tiger. Say the word. No, but back to the tiger word. You can't, you now cannot deny. I thought you guys knew that anyway, but I thought that. Say the word. I forgot about it. Yeah.

No, I don't want to say it. I'm ruining a very good Tiger Woods book talk right now. Yeah, if you just say it, we can just get back into the book. No. I don't think people are yelling at their radio. I don't think I'm going to let this go. I've now gone into my brain where I will not let this go. I'm not going to let it go.

Now I know if I say it, I'm going to say it wrong. You're not going to say it wrong. It's a hard word. Who cares if you say it wrong? B, I do because I feel like I. You can't say words. I did, yeah. You can't say words in your brain.

Not that one. No. No. Come on. Because now I'm going to say it wrong. You're not going to say it wrong. I say words I'm reaching into their phones

trying to pull it out of you right now. Can you say it just once for me? You do it. No, you have to say the words. Say the words. You want of you can say it? What? Can you say it?

You just did it. Go. Can you do it? Peculiar. Beculeer. Bang. Is that fucking hard? So wait, that was your runway?

We just created your runway for you by us saying. I need to hear it a couple times. Interesting. I'm glad we got through that. Yeah. Very excited about this Tiger Woods. Upcoming Skins match. Speaking of Tiger Woods,

it's Tiger Woods, Roy, Ray, Jason, Day, and Hedaki Matsayama. So the PGA tour is going to be in Japan next week on Monday, which is actually because they're like 13 hours ahead. Sunday night at midnight, our time, Eastern Coast, Eastern Standard Time, East Coast, is going to be the skins match. Essentially what's happening, it's the four of them out there.

I'm kind of reading about the format, but it's two tie, all tie, skins carry over. I think there's a $350,000 purse. Holes 1 through 6 are worth $10,000 per skin. 7 through 12 or $15,000 dollars per skin, 13 through 17 or $20,000 per skin. And then the 18th hole is $100,000 super skin on the 18th hole. It's these four guys. Obviously, they're reaching across like they're grabbing Tiger from America, Rory, the Euro, Jason Day, Australia, and Hideki, Japanese. And they're trying to reach clearly to like more of the global audience, international audience,

than the American audience, because it's at fucking midnight. But Tiger Woods is playing I'm going to try to watch much of it as I can It is tough because what traditionally happens Is get drunk on Saturday And then you're very hung over on Sunday Then you don't do anything really on Sunday Or maybe you go play a little golf

You get back home You go to bed relatively early I never make it through Sunday night football And now they're going to have Tiger Woods playing golf For money at midnight So that's going to be tricky Yeah Yeah

For me I think I'm going to have game seven of the Yankees series If that goes that way If it goes that way What a night that's going to be. That's going to be... Maybe I'll take a nap. I think my plan might be to take a nap

and then pop up and watch it. I think I'm going to golfing Sunday. So it's going to be a long day. It's going to be a long day. Anyways, they're doing the Skins match. You know, we had obviously the Phil Tiger match last year. This is sort of their version of it. This year, they'll all be miced up.

It'll be like, they'll be chirping and chit-chatting. And it'll be a fun thing. So I'm excited to watch it. Fan dual sports book. They are now actually live in West Virginia. Pennsylvania and New Jersey. You can sign out for Fandle Sportsbook with the promo code stool and you're going to get a $500 risk-free bet.

Good news. They're going to have odds for the Japan Skins game match between the four folks who I mentioned. You got to sign up with code stool. You get a $500 risk for bet. They're going to have like hole by hole who's going to win each hole you can bet on. I like Rory in this, to be honest. I think he's going to be a little fired up from the Brooks Kepka stuff.

I like it. I think Tiger has proven that this time of year he doesn't play his best golf, and that's fine by me. I want him to save it up. I want Tiger to peak in April at Augusta National. I don't want him to be peaking in October in Japan. So I actually am not going to be betting my life on Tiger Woods. This I'm going to save those bets for in the springtime. Smart.

And I don't know that we've seen the best from Jason Day, Hideki Matsuyama, this year. Roy McElroy, one player of the year. He's the second best player in the world. So my thinking is if you're not bet Rory, then you're crazy, but I could be wrong. What do you guys think? How many total skins do you think there will be? Two tie all time. I mean, how many times is one guy going to eke out those four and Bertie and the other guys don't?

I think there's over five, four and a half skins on the day? Well, it is dicey. I mean, I guess, you know, if they're going to carry over, right? So you could win seven skins and holes. So I do think that almost all of them will be one. but I don't know, yeah, I would guess in the 4 or 5 range. You make a tough birdie and somebody has an eagle bid on a par 5. I bet they'll set it up so that that can happen, but then you might get a,

I don't know, maybe 4 or 5. That'd be a good bet. Yeah, it would be. I would totally take it over on that. It'd be fun to just root for some guy just having a great hole and you're kind of rooting for all and you're looking for birdies. Yeah. We're looking for one guy to birdie.

Yeah. The other guys to blow up really. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know. It's all on Fandul. Go check it alone. With four people. four guys at that level.

How many skins would be won? Yeah, I would guess four or five. Yeah. We'll find out. That's a fair guess? Yeah. I don't know. I just guessed four and a half, but I don't know.

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them call 1-800 gambler or visit 1800 gambler.net. Skins game midnight on Sunday night. Question for it. Jason Day. I'm going to take Jason. So you announced the phone number is 1-800 gambler. Yeah. But then when you went to the dot net, you said 1,800.

Do you think they want that 1,800 or do you think they want that 1-800 gambler? Hmm. Well, I think that when you see 1-800-800, you typically say 1-800. Yeah. And I think when you see 1-80-0, you say 1-800. Certainly as a link too, it's different. Yeah, it's different. You know, link versus the phone.

If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800 gambler or 1-800 gambler.net. See, I think that 1-800 would maybe make people think there's a dash. I agree. That's what I was thinking. So essentially what I did was perfect. Is that what everybody agrees that? I agree to that now. Okay.

Now that we've talked it through. Yeah, I'll admit I was wrong there. Okay. You were wrong. It's correct. Have you ever been wrong? Many times. I've never admitted it, though.

Four-play. Don't believe in honesty. You've made it early on the show. Foreplay at barcelessports.com is how you can email us. We're going to do a quick from the gallery, and then we've got to go, been a long show per usual. Luckily, we'll back on Tuesday. That sounded there was just a massive eruption on the office that could have been anything.

It could be anything. Somebody's yelling, but people probably can't hear it. That could be anything. They can't hear. Probably come from part of my take studio. Oh, that makes sense. Apparently there's been a massive Rider Cup ticket fiasco. You've gotten a ton of emails, a ton of tweets about this.

So this will be the quick from the gallery that we take. We do have a handful really good from the galleries too. Luckily, we can save those for Tuesday, which I'm very excited about. But rider cup tickets. Nick says, I need a rigsy recommendation. Is it wrong for me to root for the European team in the Ryder Cup after getting absolutely fucked and the tickets? Like, why even send me a code? If I won't get a chance to purchase match day tickets, it's unbelievable.

That would be a fine for you. And the kiddie Zach says, hope you saw this major fuck up. The Ryder Cup is experiencing today with their ticket process. from Milwaukee planning a trip to the 2020. Rider Cup majority of people will experience timeout issues as soon as you were able to enter a code after waiting for two hours. I waited all morning for my spot in line to be available. Once it was my turn, it said it would direct me to the ticket selection.

Instead, it timed out immediately and told me the link was no longer valid. I could get back online at the start. Tickets for practice day are now cheaper with stub-hump fees than on the ticket site. And then Kyle said Rider Cup tickets fiasco. It was a complete shit show. What is happening? Yeah. I got a bunch of e-ons.

They lost control of the ticket, like, the counter. This is what my company counted up. We just aggregate. You actually kick it to those product managers being like your site sucks. You make sure that this doesn't happen or when it happens? When it happens, you can fix the problem faster. So instead of the feedback coming to Rigsie, rigsy feedback. I got a bunch of tweets about it today too.

Yeah. Well, this is common man stuff. You've been in, you did the queue. You signed up like a year ago for a writer-cup tickets. Then apparently they sent people like a code and they were like, hey, on Wednesday, at like 9 a.m. or whatever, you have to enter this code and then you'll be able to access tickets. And then when they went to do that, the website just like broke. Which I will say.

It's infuriating. I would like to be hard on the PGA of America right now, who we have a great relationship with. But it'd be a difficult position to do that from because we at Barstles, sports, fuck this kind of shit up all the time. Anything we do. We have to give away Rough and Rites for free because it just breaks. Yeah. We legit had to do that.

It just didn't work. That would be like the PGA America has been like, come on in. Yeah. We're just going to open the gates. No big deal. Everybody's welcome. Are we allowing Riggs to get away with saying that you were because someone put it in his Rigsie stuff? Good question.

I'll pay. That's fine. Yeah, it's the same as an advertiser doing it. I was afraid I was going to, so I actually tweeted out the other day without an N in it. I tweeted out, you believable, because I didn't want to pay it. Now you're getting ridiculous. You can tweet it. That's getting insane.

You are the worst social media person in the world. You said that every show? You tweeted out, you believable? I'm an unfollow. That's coming from a guy that only tweets about Islanders. You treat about more than the Islanders. Yes. You're selective with your tweets.

Yes. You don't tweet a lot. No, I pride myself on low amount of tweets and posts on Instagram and high volume of likes and high numbers. It's an interesting way to live. Yeah. I love the fire. You just got to fire them off. Yeah.

I'm somewhere in between. I have like a. I don't know what I am. You're bad at. I think I've been tweeting less and less. I think I'm terrible. For me, it's like, so out of my last five tweets are all over a thousand likes. So it's like I like that.

You know what I mean? And it's all in like the last two days. It'll be more about your percentage. I'd be interested to know about your ratio. Right. From all the followers you have. Right. You got the day, I got 400 likes.

Right. I only have like 5,000 followers. Yeah. Because I went 1.3 likes, 1.5 likes. 1.5. All right. I think I gave you a bump. I think I gave you a bump on that 400.

Wasn't that me? Appreciate that. Yeah. Those are my likes. I'm not like tweeting out like you believe it. You're not mine. I'm not wasting it. You deserve them.

I would like to say to everyone that got fucked by the Rider Cup tickets, I hope that the PJ of America figures that out, can find some way to maybe rectify that. I really don't know. I haven't been able to talk to anyone there. We did not experience that because we will be credentialed at the Rider Cup, covering it as media. I'm not trying to say that as a dick,

and I'm just saying we weren't going through the queue, so we didn't get to experience the things that you folks had to experience. So that's a tough break for you guys I feel awful about it I hope it doesn't happen ever again I hope that you are all able to go to the Ryder Cup and I hear your cries That sucks

It sounds like you got screwed I don't think that guy should root for the team Europe No That's not a reason to turn your back on the news They didn't try to screw you man They just their internet Their technology just Failed which I would bet

The guys that are playing in the Ryder Cup For Team USA Had nothing to do with At all Probably something to do with servers, right? Probably some server issues. Yeah. Sure.

DanWeth issue. Servers. We just have, you know, our people, our business people, they just will like fuck stuff up sometimes. They just don't know how to handle it. Tech breaks. I mean. Tech breaks.

And then it's just wrong timing, bad. Bugs. All that. Bugs. Whatever the hell it is. So that's what happened. I would guess. Unlucky for you guys.

We hear all your cries. You know, don't keep email on them in because I have to read all of them. And I get that everybody got screwed. So that sucks. It really does suck. But we didn't get screwed because we'll just be there covered in the term. So I just wanted to say that that happened. Yeah, your voices are not falling on deaf ears.

Nope. Speaking of deaf ears, I want to apologize to all these people that listened to the podcast. Last podcast, when I screamed during the Islanders, that was one of the best transitions anyone has ever done in podcast history just now. You said deaf ears. I want to apologize for making your ears there. That's nice, Frank. Yeah.

Someone sent in actually from the gallery saying this is a live email while listening to the podcast. Frankie just scared the fuck out of me at work. I audibly yelled in front of coworkers with my one earbud in. I got some U word looks. Frankie, it's October. Settle down, pal. Now, let me tell you something unnamed. Okay, okay.

This is not how you finish an apology. Let me tell you something unnamed from the gallery. Asshole. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to do that. Yeah, I know I'm fired up. I know it's only October, but every game counts. And our guy, Devon Taves, who played Chambers Bay,

which, by the way, DeVont Taves just listened to that podcast on their way out to Winnipeg. He's like, oh, he goes, it's crazy when like a player on your team will be like, hey, is the podcast out? Like, I need to listen to this on the plane ride so that, like, for the game so that we can get ready for it, like that you're going to go crazy on. Like, that's like how they're preparing for the game. Connor is the guy who sent that in. Who? Connor. Connor.

Connor. I see you. So Taves texted me. He goes, best part of the podcast is when you're saying we play Chambers Bay with him. And Trent in the background goes, He liked one of my tweets once. He did. That's true.

Taser's the man. Couldn't have been happier for him to score the goal. But I will not calm down. I will not apologize for that. It's only October, but like, I don't know. You already apologize. He already counts. You already.

Didn't he started with apology? Apology, bud, apology. You're now, I want to apologize for absolutely fucking nothing. That's what I wanted to do. No, you were apologizing for yelling, but you're not apologizing for being excited enough. Yeah, yeah, correct.

That's fair. We're done here. I think we're done. We do got a bunch of front of the galleries to get. to next week. So get excited for Tuesday. We got some good ones that I've now had to put on. I've had to roll them over twice. So that means they're good. Yeah, they are good. Also, how about real quick? How about Devante's texting Riggs? Just a gif of, so Devonte scores the game winning

goal in overtime and sends Riggs just a gift of Tiger doing a fist bump, like right after the game. Because Riggs is a blues fan. Like, that's, that's fake life stuff when like you're a fan of a team. You just watch your team get their hearts ripped out in a game by a guy who scored a game winning goal and then the guy who scored the game winning goal just sends you a gif, like, I just owned you. Unsolicited Monday, 5.01 p.m. Just a gift of Tiger Witsbumpet. Just brutal.

Like, see ya. I said fuck off, but also good for you. That was sick. Fuck off. Yeah. Fuck off. Succession. Best show on TV. I'm banging that. I watch three episodes less than I'm and watch three more tonight.

Fuck off. Fuck off. You got to watch. Anyone that's a succession, succession fan. I retweeted this video. It's a parody that this guy does. It's one of the best videos on the internet aside from our gambling stuff the other night with Ellie Schneider. This guy is talking about

M&Ms and the stuff that he says is so fucking funny. It's so spot on. Go watch it if you're a succession. I gotta go peek and you stop talking. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.