Fore Play - Drummer Boy and Moon Golf

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

Live from the final Barstool Classic stop of the year at Cherry Valley on Long Island, we’ve got a lot to discuss. Frankie has again assumed the position of rockstar. Hideki Matsuyama won in Japan after calling his game less than a 1 out of 10. Trent went full Nashville. We debate how gravitational pull works and if/when there will be a golf course on the moon.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Foreplay, consider by Barstool Sports. We are live from Cherry Valley. We're in Frankie's Neck of the Woods. We're on Long Island. I actually drove by on the way here. Trent's course, where we broke 100 at Garden City Country Club.

Yep. Garden City, Cici. I noticed that white clubhouse from all the pictures of you with the cigars, the fame, the moment. But we're live at the Barstville Classic. It's the last stop, 27th stop of the year. So we're just figured we'd whip it out and get going here on the putting green right by the first tea. Yeah, it's always a scene here at the Barstall Classic, the first tea box. It's got a vibe and it's got a little, you know, it's got a little bit of nervous energy around here always.

So I like being here. I like seeing people freak out and have anxiety and get nervous. This is like my moment. I feed off this stuff. It is palpable out here, that feeling. And people haven't really gotten, you know, liquor up yet. It's early. It's like 10 o'clock, 9 o'clock of the morning.

So yeah, and this first tea for anybody that hasn't been here before, hasn't seen it on social. So the first tea at Cherry Valley, very country club asked where the first tea in the Pony Green and everything are right here. So there's just a lot of action here. And then the whole is a drive-able par four. It's like 280 yards or something. And you can hit it at the grain. You can miss a little left.

If you miss it all right, you're just on that very busy road over there, probably paying for somebody's windshield and maybe their medical bills because the road is so in play. So it's a pretty intimidating first tee shot. First time we played here, I put it on that road. Put it right on that road. How many times do you put it on that road? You played here a bunch. But never off the tee.

Always a bladed second shot over the green. Oh yeah, you go left and then you go over the green. Yep. Yeah. So I'll hit my driver or I'll hit like my four iron because it's a really short hole, 270. And I'll hit it to the left under the tree. And I'll always have like a punch shot.

And like you think like your first shot of the day is going to be fucking Phil Mickelson's. You're going to like curve this ball over a bunker. and every single time I blade it right onto the road. So it's always a joke where it's like, yeah, you didn't hit it up a tea, but you know you're on the road. Right. So I like these orca things a lot. They're great, but do you guys ever think that makes stuff taste a little metallic?

Is that a brand new one that you just got today? Brand new, just open it. So that's why you got to put it in the wash a couple times. Is that right? Yeah. It came straight from the factory. Yeah. I'm drinking the factory right out.

I think too. All right. Like that metal was literally finished and like put into a box and then. they shipped it to you and you just are drinking out of it. I panicked. I'm drinking a coffee. We don't do any free ads. I poured it into this orca thing. And again, the fact that I, and I noticed

in Arizona, I've been using it a lot. You know, it's fucking hot as shit in Arizona. A hundred degrees all the time. Yeah. You put ice in there before I go to a golf course, go out there and fill. Three hours into it, there's just still ice in there. It's a hundred degrees. So the technology is great. It's just a little metallic. That makes sense. Does that really hold true with clothing? New

clothes? I was wondering that the other day. I got a lot a couple new, no. I bought a couple new sweatshirts and I was like, can I just wear these right now or do I need to put it to the wash once? I think like a germaphobe or someone would like want you, you know, someone that really cares about shit like that. Like the people that don't drink out of fucking Coke cans, they always wipe the top. Well, I've also noticed too that if you wear a new sweatshirt without washing it, you take it off and there's all these little like fuzzies on you. We want to talk about fucking fuzzies? Sure.

This morning I took a shower and used a fucking towel. that's just like the whole towel ended up on me have you ever had this problem yes it was like a soft towel I was like horrified of what was happening I couldn't it was a black towel and I rubbed my body my disgusting frail frame of a body I would rubbed it down and I looked I went holy shit just fuzzies everywhere I was dirtier right than I was before I got in the shower yep had to you should went different Different towel. Different towel. It was a nightmare. I'll say that happens occasionally to my bald head because I'll shave my head in the shower a good amount of the time. And then when it comes out, it's like, you know, after you shave your face, it's real, like, sticky. Yeah, I know all about shaving sticks to my head.

That also happens with a bald head and a new beanie. You put a bean on and you take it off and there's all these like these black fuzzies on your head. It's tough. Owens. We've got to go through really one of the great products we've ever worked with, which is the Owens mixer, they came to us, said we should create this transfusion mix where you just pour it in, you know, with vodka and give everybody an awesome golf cocktail and get into as many country clubs and golf courses and stores around the country as we can. We said, yeah, it sounds awesome. So we did it.

We have the transfusion. It's got a very cool can, purple, green, transfusion, deliciousness. Owens now is in all kinds of places. You can go on Goop, get it delivered. Same day. You can go on Amazon, get it next day. You can go into CVS's Kroger's all kinds of good spots. There's a cold retail stores.

and you can just pick it up. And they've got the transfusion. They've got mint cucumber in lime. They've got, watch that guy hit one. How do you do? Really smooth. Is that a good one? Yeah.

Can people hear golf shots, you think, in the back? Yeah? Faint. How nice is that? Really good. It's a good atmosphere. Good vibes right now. Really good.

Just we're just a country club, just a little golf tournament vibe. But yeah, we got the grapefruit and lime is the poloma, which Lurchl loves a lot. I put that in with a little tequila. You have yourself a nice Paloma. They got the margarita mix now, which I believe with the chick shows that you're a heartthrob for now, Trent.

Yeah. They love the margarita mix. We do love the margarita mix. It's very delicious. It's always still surprising to me when I'll get pictures from people from Iowa who are like, hey, I found the Barstville transfusion in the store here. It shouldn't be surprising to me. These things are all over the place.

I think we're, if we're not in Canada, we'll probably be in Canada at some point, but like we're all over the country, all over the world. And it's still surprising to me that I could probably walk into the grocery store that I grew up going to. and the Barstle Transfusion would be in there. It's really something. It's always weird to me if I go to a golf course that I haven't been to before. And, you know, I'm on the road a lot.

Obviously, I play a lot of place around the country. That's what I like to do. Or we're at Barstall classics. Whenever you go up and you're not suspect you order transfusion. And the bartender or the cart person, as Kisner calls them, like pours our own transfusion mix in there. And you're just like, oh, that's people just use this without even, they might not even know who the fuck we are. Right.

But the transfusion mix, this is just the best way to make a transfusion. It's still not weird to me. Not not weird to me. Not not weird. So it's weird. It is weird. Yeah. It's very cool.

Owensmixtures.com. They got the store locator. So if you're trying to figure it out, retail where you can swoop in and pick it up, that's the answer. And yeah, drink some Owens and enjoy it. Before we start, I want to say. Well, we already started.

Well, before we get into whatever we're going to get into it. Yeah, I'm fine. 27 stops. Congratulations. You've been to all of them. That's a fucking shit ton of travel, dude. Myself and Zach right there, our social, we're the only two guys have done.

all 27 stops. I can't tell you how impressive that is. It's a lot of stops, man. It's only 52 weeks in a year. Like, you've done. I'll say that, so Lisa Lidvak, who's our head of live events, who most people probably know at this point because we do so many live events at Barstool from the chick shows to Frankie and punk are literally selling out,

doing live music to the Barstow Classic to Chicklets and all these different groups are always doing live shows, so she's around a lot. But she, essentially the first year, I planned mostly everything because it was like, like my baby and we were just getting it off. We were way smaller. And then last year it was a little bit more of a mix. And this year she pretty much planned on the logistics front the entire thing. And she did a great job of like planning it strategically where she frontloaded a lot of it when we were all excited.

Right. Because it's like you got from now until mid March or whatever, we don't do any. Right. And then the hype starts to get going. People email on us, DM on us. They're fired up. So we got a lot of like energy for it. And we kind of like front load.

And by the time you get really sick of that in July, we had like none. Like July, we only had one. or something. So I got a little bit of a break. But there were times. I mean, I sent, there were a few different people on the staff that I sent, like, sorry gifts to

after the Minnesota stop because I just, I just ran out of gas and I was just being an asshole. Yeah. You're just on a fucking plane nonstop. And I think that was, like, the week after two,

we had gone to my buddy's trip to Ayr Hill. So it was like, my way of decompressing after how much travel we've been doing was to fucking just rage and drink transfusions nonstop for four or five days straight. Yeah. And then had to, like,

take a red eye and go to, like, Minnesota, do the stop all day. So there were a few times where you're like 27, just too many. But overall, we got through it. This last one was supposed to be a month ago, but obviously the hurricane came through. We're supposed to be a couple months ago. So we rescheduled this. But yeah, this is the final.

This is a 27 stop. Overall, I think things went incredibly well for the Barstool Classic. We had St. Louis one got postponed a week because of rain. And then the Long Island one, which we're at now obviously got postponed a few months. Now it's perfect. So overall 27 stops, you only had like two major issues. And they weren't doing that big. you just had to kind of reschedule them.

So yeah, it's quite the feat. And we're just going to run it again next year. That's just so much travel. Like we've been, I've been doing those chick shows and we did Boston, Philly, and then we were in Nashville last week. That's like not crazy travel. And I'm in and out for like one day. And even still like this weekend, like last night, I slept for nine hours because I've just been exhausted.

And I didn't even really do anything. Like I don't, when we go to these places, I don't go out. I don't go crazy. I pretty much just go back to the hotel and eat Taco Bell. but I still like just the physical act of like getting on a plane or getting on a train and going through security. It's like it's a lot. And then I think about how much travel you've done for the Barstville Classic. And I'm a surprise you're still alive is what I'm saying.

Thank you, Trent. I appreciate that. What I would say is travel like A, you do get used to it. And B, you're right in that you were, even though you're not really doing anything, you're just traveling. You're checking a lot of boxes throughout the day. There's just things you have to do. Like you have to pack. You have to like order the.

Uber. Then you have to get into the Uber, arrive at the place. Then you have to check it. Then you have to like get through security. And then you have to like be there 30 minutes before and like report for duty. Then you have to like get single file and like get on the plate. Then you have to like store your luggage. And it's all like you're checking these boxes. And the human body just is not used to flying 30,000 feet in the air a bunch of times a month. Like that is just that's going to take a toll on your body no matter what. I can't tell you. So I wear this watch. My buddy's got me a couple years ago as a gift. And everywhere I go, it's in the wrong time. So. zone. Right. Because it doesn't. I'm like, they need to, somehow this watch needs to set itself based on the time zone. I don't think it can do that. I don't think that. It's not a phone. I don't even, I don't have any watch can do that. It's not a phone. Also, Nashville's sneaky in the central time zone. That is sneaky. Really sneaky. You know what's a Indiana being in the eastern time zone? Dude, I was just saying, I think Detroit, isn't Detroit Eastern time zone? I think so. In Detroit. If you were further east than I was when you were in Bloomington and I was in Nashville. So you're, yeah, that fucks in my head. There was one time There's some weird ones out there

I was on the I was on a bachelor party in Fort Lauderdale and a bunch of guys were flying out we were going back to New York and then half the group was going to Toronto and the flight from Fort Lauderdale to Toronto

was like two hours and 51 minutes or something like that right whatever it is and then the flight to Toronto is two hours and 46 minutes I said now how is that physically possible and they were like

acting like I was an idiot. I'm like Toronto is far and away more north than New York City. Isn't it? It's, yeah, it is. I just don't get how it. Certainly has to be at least a little bit more north. They were acting like, no, they're like when you're flying, the different

paths, I'm like, no, it's a straight shot up the East Coast. You go from Fort Lauderdale to New York. It has to be faster, but it's not. Look it up. The flight is definitely faster to Toronto. From Fort Lauderdale? Yeah, we looked up like many flights to make sure that it was correct. And they all said that they were

fasting. Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me. There are some weird ones. I'm looking right now because you know, you get hit with these trivia questions sometimes. I'm trying to remember which ones they are now. But like the entire the entire islands of the United Kingdom are more north than

the state of Maine. Yeah, see, that's my brain. Don't you think of them as being like almost on the same, like New York and like London and everything? Feel like they're on the same fiction. They're like level. Latitude, I guess that be but like they're just not like look how much higher i mean i can't really show you guys i can see it i saw it look how much higher the uk is over here so the entire united kingdom i'm looking is more north than the northern tip of maine oh wow yeah i didn't think of that look at that so how

it's not always like cold how is it not always like cold over there that's what i mean i guess ocean currents and weird shit like that where we got a geologist on here now i don't know what's up doc Anyone here at the classic that knows any about geography. So I've been logging my flights for the whole year. Oh, yeah, that'll be an interesting number. The flight that I took from St. Louis, I was in St. Louis for my nephew Robbie's fifth birthday party. Happy birthday.

It was Godzilla-th themed party. I had to bring a Godzilla toy or weren't admitted to the party. Thank you. My flight from St. Louis to here was my 74th flight of the year. Bro, that's just a lot, you know? More than the average person. But then again, like Lertz fly a lot. So people, certain jobs, you have to fly shit, tongue.

Yeah, true. Maybe I'm thinking of just our job in particular. And a lot of people do travel, especially lately. But like, yeah, I guess the business people generally probably travel a ton. Yeah, they go to meetings and shit, you know, so they fly a lot. So it just kind of out. And I would say, too, you know, ours is like we fly and we come out and we do stuff like this all day, which like. It's fun.

Works, work. But we're like, we're outside. Beautiful. Everyone here is having one of their best days of the year. So it's great. All and all, it's great. I flew all over the fucking country this last week. Let's talk about it, Rockstar.

It was super easy because we were on like the pen plane. It was nuts. So he takes shoes off. That thing looks nice. You get to fly in to all these little towns. Just get right out. Like we flew right to Bloomington. It was insane.

That thing is a jet. It's a jet. That's a legit. Dave took a video of you guys. I think you were leaving Denver and going to Bloomington. The scene looked crazy. With the mountains behind us. Yeah.

It looked like it was almost famous. That's exactly. what it looked like. It was funny too because like after, I mean, we don't have to talk about it too much, but like after the first show in Denver, we, uh, we were like on a high, obviously you play like a rock show. It's a fucking simulation. And Dave was like surprised, I think, at how well it went and like how we actually

can play music. It was the first time he's ever really seen us play because he's been to a pup punk, but he usually like would leave right after like he'd announce or he did something. I could tell that he was into it because he was posting. about it a lot. Oh, dude, he was singing. Like, I never That's great. You know, like, we were playing as long as he liked it. He had a great time. But it was a funny moment where it was like,

I was like, uh, I was like, this is fucking awesome. Isn't it to him? And he's like, well, yeah, how many fucking bands like fly private jets and stay at the ritz? And like, but you know what I mean? He's like, you guys are like a, like the stuff that you guys are being able to do right now is insane. And it was so true. Like, most bands are absolutely grinding. It's not that much fun. Get on the boss.

You get on the bus. You play six shows a week. You guys might be the only band in the world that has both ends where you are like a small dive bar band that that lives like we were trying to do like a billboard top 10 I don't know I think it may be 10 bands in the world they get to fly on huge jet planes and stay at the writs when they play shows like it's

like even fucking Dan and Shay like they were on their tour bus like you know what I mean like all these guys are on buses like how many people are flying like you and the Rolling Stones right it was so funny like so you know I don't take that shit for granted at all like Just from the clips, the shows looked incredible. You guys were having a good time.

I'm sure we'll talk about the elbow. But that is a really like, obviously, we've been doing these chicks in the office shows, and that feels like a simulation. But then you going out there, you, Frank, or you, PFT, Roe and Robbie, actually putting on a rock show in front of screaming fans. See these guys' fucking shirts over here? Yeah, those are outrageous shirts. What do they say on them? Turn around.

Let me see that shirt. Show us that shirt. You wouldn't believe this shirt. Oh, nice. I'm starting to get excited. have fun I mean he's got to scantily clad woman

straddling a golf ball on the front of his shirt is the artwork on the shirt really big too not like a small logo very in your face huge yeah yeah have a good time yeah the clips were just very cool yeah it looks like you guys had a good time

like after seeing those clips you know why I got so stressed about possibly missing them totally I got so many tweets being like it's just a fucking show like there'll be other ones it's like man it's a simulation you become a rock star i don't give a fuck what we sound like i don't care how stupid you might think it is we are putting on shows for sold out fucking venues and we are playing rock shows for an hour we play a 17 18 song set list it's fun shit and you can't ever get

wallie pipped i mean you go no and i'll never i'll never ever take it the last guy right i can't get re wally pipp right that's not how that goes dude the video that chef donnie took of you singing behind the kit That's, I don't even, that you turn into a different person when you're behind there. I was nervous about that. Singing and drumming. I, yeah, yeah, that was fun. It's really hard for me to keep the beat going and sing at the same time, but I somehow, like,

do we thought about singing Wagon Wheel on the plane out to Indiana because the first night in Denver, I sang Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh. And we couldn't do that in Indiana. We were trying to think of songs, and then we couldn't think of a song for Indiana. So, um, I was just, like oh yeah let's just sing wagon wheel that always gets the people going so I was trying to remember the lyrics it's actually not that easy to remember fucking

lyrics even though wagon wheel is an all time singable song there's a lot of lyrics in there that you just like don't remember you just kind of go dude like there's no pressure when I'm in my car walking down the street in New York so yeah I want like this Rock me around like a wagon wheel

running up running from the cold up in New England I was born to be a fiddler in an all time swing band my baby plays a guitar pick a banjo now like dude to try and remember that shit while playing the drums while looking at 2,000 people, you're like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah. So I messed up the words a little bit. At the end, I was like, I don't fucking know the words

to the song, rock me. But they still went crazy. They didn't give a fuck. Yeah. All right. Yeah, they're just there for a show. They're not there to, uh, it went well. How's the elbow? Um, it feels surprisingly good. It's definitely numb. It's definitely still irritated. I'm nervous that I'm just not

rehabbing it. I'm not, not, not not rehabbing. I'm not letting it rest at all, which is very evident. I mean, the videos are all on Twitter. You're just slamming that drum. Slamming the drums. Yeah, I mean, if you had the definition of rest, you're doing the exact opposite. So, like, the problem is that I feel like I'm getting through the days fine. It's just, like, am I doing permanent nerve damage? Like, so I have a meeting with my doctor next week. We'll see what the assessment is. We're going to do, I'm going to ask him for some tests.

I'm MRIs and stuff. See where we're at. I'm going to start taking it seriously because I want to be able to fucking golf. To rest. Cease work or movement in order to relax, refresh oneself or recover first try you've been doing that no okay i've been really good with icing it though i will say that oh all right so that's like like i've been like psychotically good with icing so i have this like sleeve that you put in the freezer and it gets it goes over your elbow and it's just it's a compression seat yeah it's it's cold um it's the perfect like icing of the elbow because usually if you put like real ice on there like whatever like it's only on one spot but this thing like cools the whole arm and i have that thing cold 24-7 like this morning driving here

I had it on. And then, like, at the fucking concert, I had them. It was, I was like, hey, this is going to sound really weird, but can you take this sleeve and put it in a freezer like to, like, the workers? And so, like, they were bringing it back out to me. After every song, I put in your ice. You get weird requests. Yeah.

So I am icing it. So I'm definitely taking, like, the inflammation down, which I think would be a major problem if I wasn't doing that because I'm, like, running it up. Like, the surgical, surgically repaired arm is not fucking getting iced. So I'm doing that. But the nerve is fucked. Whatever. Well, this, uh, Frankie L.

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Need coffee. Just like pants here. So people are going to be like, is there a flood every time my fucking pants take up? What? So my fucking pants were up like over my shins. And everyone's always like, is there a flood? Oh. You're a big sock guy.

We got, we're working on the sock game. Dude, our socks are going to be coming out for. for Christmas time for Black Friday. Dude, did you get a pair? No, I just saw the pair on your house. Oh, I wore them all week. I wore them during the shows.

They are so comfortable. They're like running socks. Like, they're like, you know what I mean? Like, they're so comfy. They're not just like... You ever feel like you got it together more when you wear a cool pair socks? Yes.

You know? I've done that the last couple years. And even though, even when my life is a complete and total mess, I look down and I'm like, all right. At least we put those on this movie. Totally. It's like you put socks on. There was a little bit of thursday.

thought behind it. You were a little bit organized. You're showing a little bit of your personality, a little bit of flare. It's like you're kind of bringing a lot to the table. Yes. Even if you're really not bringing much to the table. Right. We said we were going to hit Christmas hard this year and boy, are we hitting Christmas hard. And like this, when we said we're hitting Christmas hard, it's not to like try and sell merch even though we're going to sell merch and like all these things. We really do want to have the spirit of Christmas inside of us. It's not just like a, oh, let's drum up some Christmas fucking shit and then people are going to like get all swept up in it and buy a sock.

Speaking of having the Christmas Spear inside of you, have I told you guys about the deer with Christmas lights on them and my parents' front yard that the local neighborhood riffraff would come through and put them fucking each other every night. My mom would have to go out and fix them up. No. You never told us about that. Yeah, man.

You know, we're really into Christmas. I think that's probably how we got on this topic originally, a couple months ago. But, you know, my mom would put out these, I think it was a couple reindeer. And they got lights and shit white lights, you know, reindeer with lights on them. And, like, almost every day, like the neighborhood. who knows who it wears is this neighborhood fucking teenagers would come through and they'd just be fucking each other in different positions. You should have, to one up them, you should have made them 69 one night. And then they show up, they're like, oh, they already did it.

Yeah. And then they had it. Maybe she did. I think my mom kind of lost. She thought it was funny every morning. So she'd go out there and be like, oh, now they're doing it this way. Those are the same kids that will be smashing pumpkins in a couple weeks. Totally.

Yeah, it's just, you know. But we do have some fucking great socks coming out, man. It's like, well, I said, ho. whole hole in one. So good. I really like just like the red and white ones. The red and white one was really good where it's just, it almost looks like, um, like Christmas trees, but there, there, there were carts that were, that had a Christmas

tree on top of it, which I really like that design a golf cart holding the Christmas tree. Um, and the Santa stuff we have coming out. So keep an eye out for the, um, ugly sweaters that we got coming out. The Santa one is maybe my favorite thing I've ever seen. Wait until you see this. I don't think I've seen it. Oh my God. I don't think I see it.

all right Trent, you continue to be a hardthrob You're in Nashville, Tennessee Yeah I got into the spirit I bought a guitar shirt And a hat and a cowboy hat How much that run you?

How much did that run you? More expensive than I thought I would have bought boots, but boots are way more expensive than you think. They're up there. The cheapest pair I saw in the store that we went to $500.000. I swear to God, most expensive, like $2,100.00. I don't know, man. I don't... Yeah. I belay, Kyle from college, who's, you know, he was one of our goalies in college. So goalies are always a little bit different. And he was one of my direct roommate, eBugs are goalie, so he's right over there.

I mean, that's right, right? Goalways are just fucking weirdos. Everybody knows that. So Kyle's a great guy, though. But he's from Calgary. And Calgary's got the Calgary Stampede. It's got some good roots in, like, kind of country fashion and stuff. And he wore boots to all legitimate occasions.

Like, anytime there was, like, a suit and tie or some of that. And even for, like, games and stuff, he would rock, like, nice. boots. And you learn that boots are no joke. Yeah. Like no joke. So if it was something that would be like, would be a dance or like a date thing or whatever, he would always rock, but like nice jeans and boots and then like a sport coat or something. That was his fucking move. And I think the idea is that they last you forever. Like if you buy a pair of boots for 1,500 bucks, those are going to last you until you're dead. So I guess that's part of it.

But I did not splurge on the boots. I just bought a hat and a guitar shirt. And Nashville, Nashville's great, man. It's, um, we had a really good time. Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tartick came out. They were great on the show. And then I went out for maybe 45 minutes in Nashville after the show, and I went home. That place is too much. If I was 25, it would be the greatest place on the planet, but I'm not 25 anymore. And it's just a lot.

It's like Vegas, but on the other side of the country. What's a lot about it? Like just every bar packed? Every bar packed, live music, the streets packed. You're on that Broadway, which is the main strip where all the bars are. It's grimy, I would say. Like fun grimy, I would say. It's very much.

It's very Vegas. in that it's a little grimy. There's people everywhere. It's really loud. Every place is packed. But like, if you ever want to go to Nashville, it's going to be everything you want it to be. I'm just like a little too old now where I just sort of take, I took off early and went to bed and ate Taco Bell, like I said. But it's a great town.

It's a dream night for you. It was. Show up. Your heart throb. You get a cool cowboy hat on and then you go eat Taco Bell and go to sleep. And I just get out of there. It's a 10 out of 10. 10 for me.

The rest of the crew that was there, they stayed out for a little bit longer and they had a blast. How's your pop doing these days? still the same like your Trent pop heartthrop? Still pretty good. Yeah. So it doesn't matter about there's no surprise factor anymore. They just know you're coming, they're screaming anyway. Are they still doing the video? Yeah. Noah, uh, producer Noah,

it's a bit of a different video. It's too a notorious BIG's big papa now. Okay. Um, so that plays when I come out. Um, but yeah, the pop is pretty much the same. It's amazing. What of, I gotta go up there. We got a little bit. We got a pop and I had to go up there and play an hour fucking rock show and learn all these songs. and fucking ruin my nerve damage forever. And you just go up there and you just hold a fucking piece of luggage

and these girls are throwing bras at you. It's just super easy. How about the pumpkin? I saw the pumpkin. Oh, yes. When someone carves a pumpkin of you, you're...

They carved a pumpkin of you? You're trending. Did you see that? You're in good. I'll show you right now. It's, yeah, someone carved a pumpkin of the luggage guy logo. And it looks great. It looks even better than I thought it would look.

Hold on. I'm pulling it up right now. Perfect. I mean, it's... Holy shit, dude. that is fucking insane it's a good pumpkin carve it's a really good pumpkin

you guys ever tried to really like carved pumpkin something cool they made me round they made you a little round I was thinking it looks yeah but I almost like a little round shout out to uh it looks like Morgan Morgan carved that pumpkin yeah that was a uh

surreal moment in a long line of surreal moments lately um like you said quite a golf podcast we got one guys in fucking turkey slinging virtual reality stuff we got one guy's uh rip it his elbow in pieces because he's playing the drums in Denver and then taking a legitimate jet, almost like a 747 private, to Indiana. I'm running these classics all over the country.

He took 80 flights this year. What the hell's going on here? Trent's just a heart throb. He's getting pumpkins carved out of him. He just bowls a bag of luggage. Do you have any stage almost fall off the stage issues this time? No, you could. No, this time around it was pretty straightforward and I, there were stairs on the side that I went up so there was no risk of me falling, which was nice. Stairs. Stairs. Who would have thought? Imagine be another golf podcast trying to compete with us and not understanding why people listen to us.

We don't like think about all the things we just talked about. Not one of the things really included golf at all. No. We just like these other guys are grinding away at like the sport of golf and like all these other podcasts and like you're out there fucking holding a piece of luggage. Like you're saying, it's just insane. The fact that we are what we are and it works. I can't believe people listen to their analysis of golf. It is.

Right. And Dave put up. an awesome picture of Robbie Fox on stage on his insta story I think it was and he said the only five tool company on the planet and he's right we're brought to a podcast too there's really I think that's right there's just no company

quite like it no at all there is no it makes competition angry where they're like I'd love to fucking go up there and drag luggage around and get people throw broads at me but I got to sit here and break down golf swings for a living and I'm telling you Gary Williams asked me on the show a couple weeks ago I said who's your guys like direct competition

I said nobody and doesn't mean we're better or worse than anybody else. That just means no one the fuck does this shit. Like, what are we talking about? Yeah. What are we talking about? What does this show do? It's crazy.

It doesn't make any sense. It's crazy. It doesn't add up, but it is what it is. So I got a new game, new golf game that I learned. So when I was in Kansas last week with Kevin and Brandon, which I discussed, great time, Matchinello was there, his guy, Colt, we had a great time. But these guys do a game called par points. Okay.

Pee, a cool little Pee limit. They give me a half. Not Pee, like a weener, but P, like, two, the letter P. Or Pat Perez. Pat Perez, not a Pee Pee Pee. So here's how it works. Peter Pan. Peter Piper.

Peter Parker. You're going to contribute to Peepee? Pepperman Patty. Okay. That was a good one. Paul Pierce. Keep going. Pepperoni pizza.

Fuck. I got to go. Park Place. Monopoly. Fuck. Was that one of the last ones? The blue? Yeah.

Pink pussy. All right. So. Sorry. Oh, pink panther. All right. You were good on this too when we were playing the college, where they went to college game.

Oh, yeah. You were killing that. We went to college and Jersey numbers. My brother and I played that all the time. Dude, you were really good at that. I'm telling you, my brother and I, that's all we used to do when we'd be sitting at the bar when we'd be sitting at the bar when we'd be waiting for a game to come on.

Anyway, new game. Before the Rumpelman Trouts came out. New game, P.P. Let's hear it. Par points. So here's how it works. Very simple. On any hole, you get to pick yourself where you play from,

and you have to hold to the par of that hole, and then if you make par, you get the number of points that the yardage was. So if you show up to a par four, in the hole's 400 yards, and you play it from 400 yards, and you get a par, you get 400 points. Okay. Now, you can roll up to that same hole. You can be like, eh, I'm actually going to play it from 250 yards, par 4. But if you get par, if you make par, you only get 250 points.

Right. And then you just add up your points at the end. Once you are a bogey or worse, you just pick up, it doesn't matter. Nobody gives you shit. It's out. Birdie doubles it. So you could try to get strategic on a 350-yard par 4. You could be like, I'm going to play it from 220 because I got a good club for that.

Make birdie, and all of a sudden you would get 440 points. Wow. So you're just everywhere in this game, though. You can be everywhere. Now, generally, like, when we played it, we had a couple other matches going on, so we mostly just played the T's that were the T-markers, 6700 yards where the hell it was. But on those guys, being, no, I'm going to actually play it from here.

You go out in the middle of fucking fairway, if you want, and play it from 150 yards, and if it's par four, it stays a par four. So you're playing a par four from 150 yards. But if you make, you know, birdie, which would be a three there, you only get 300 points versus you could have played the hole from 40 yards. If you would have made par, you would have made, you know what I'm saying? What makes a eagle? It triples.

Triples. Oh, yeah. So you could, yeah. And you just add up parbo. And then you could do whatever you want. You could do like, you know, you could throw in 10 bucks a guy, win or take all. You could do like, they were saying you do like 10 cents a point. Like you can do all kinds of different stuff and you run the math and see where you're going to end up.

But it's very fun, totally new way to play golf. It becomes not like a traditional round of golf clearly, but it sounds really fun. Really fun. It was incredibly enjoyable. Par points. I believe they have an app and you can download it. It does everything for you. So it keeps all the points.

It keeps like the leaderboard. And it does. I believe they have the app or they have a website because they're running this kind of as their own thing. But it was awesome. It was honestly a really fun game. Can you go backwards? No. I don't think you can lose any points.

And the way they started. I didn't phrase that question correctly. Like if it's a 400-yard hole, can you go back to 450 yards? I think so. Okay. I think you go wherever fuck you want. Anywhere you want. And the way they got this started, it was for their kids.

They're like, we're trying to come up with interesting ways to get our kids more engaged. And the PAR points is great because then they, it's a little bit more like child friendly to pick random T's, right? And have it less be less regimented. Right. And more like, yeah, play from 75 yards. And then all they care about is PAR if they make POCY. They're like, we don't care. They pick up and they just walk away.

I like it. This is very fun. I think that's a great game. Par points. And then again, if you're playing with people and you're trying to gamble or whatever, you can figure out the dollar value or you can just do like every thousand point difference is maybe worth this and you play. There's different ways you can structure it. But it's just super fun and completely unique way to really play around a golf with just like throwing T's down and pegging it from wherever the hell you want. Did you win?

I lost, no. I actually had a, so we were doing, you had to pay everybody out that finished above you and we had five of us. and I had I pard 17 to get ahead of Janella I'd been trail on him all day and then on 18 I three putted from like 25, 30 feet

to blow it and I finished third so I end up losing which is tough that's fun that was where our dude Kevin made four birdies in a row to close out

so he dominated the park yeah oh I'm sure won by a million Trent yes sir to Marcus where 94 Ed Reed

20 20 dollars. 88? Yep. He's so good of this game. Psychotic. Dude, it's wild.

How good you are. Fucking psychotic. I mean, I think a lot of people claim to be really good at that. Yeah. I think you're actually really good at that. You know what I mean? Dante Colpepper. 11.

I mean, should I just go down the list? This doesn't even have the numbers. I'm just like believing it. I want to make sure Dante Cole Pepper's 11. He is. I'm looking at. Not like looking it up, but I... That might be wrong.

Really? Uh, no piece 11. Cole peppers in San Charles, Missouri, really good wings. Restaurant. Curtis Martin. 28. For the... Yeah.

For the Jets? Yeah, he's 28. Yeah, okay. All right, all right. I want to end on the run right there. I feel like we're in a good spot with me. Five for five right there? Yeah.

Six for six, maybe? I'll give you one more. Yeah. Yeah. Hit him with a weird one. Corey Dillon. Oh, um Um, um, this one I'm not 100% on.

Oh, I think he is, um, 21. Nope. Yeah. Yeah. See, I didn't, I'm not as familiar with him. What is your process there when you don't know right away? What are you going through? I picture Cory Dylan in a Cincinnati Bengals jersey and I just roll through the 20s and just see

which one fits in my brain. Like I picture him with the 20. I picture him of the 21. I picture him of the 22. Wow. So it's more of a visual thing as opposed to like, you're envisioning, you're envisioning him in the jersey. Yeah.

As opposed to like looking at like a stat sheet. No, it's definitely in the jersey. Yeah. Dang, I wish I would have got Corey Dillon. I was on such a run. I know. I'm sorry. That's okay.

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And with the ones that they sent me, I don't know if they all come like this, but I'm sure they do. They have the pillowcases, new pillowcases. Switch those puppies out because makes you sleep better. It does. And I'm not even kidding. If you looked at my whoop sleeping scores from the last week since I've had these

sheets. I am sleeping way, way, way better, and it is all due to the new sheets. I love them. They're so soft. They are perfect. It took a little bit for me to get them on the bed. I'm not going to lie. You know, putting a fitted sheet onto a bed is not the easiest thing in the world. You've seen the people that can, um, that can fold them. Those people are aliens. Alex Bennett's, sorry, extraterrestrial. Sorry, Debbie. Kim, content Kim, Alex Bennett's mom. Yeah. She put up a video on how to fold a fitted sheet. It's crazy. It's crazy. It feels like, it feels like, there's no corners. There's no corners. How does she do it? You got to watch the video. It's on her Instagram. It's like how to fold a fitted sheet. And she just like, it's like one of those fast

time lapse videos. And she goes from end to end. She makes corners. She folds it. It's, it's psychotic. It comes in a perfect square. Yeah. Also, why would you ever want to fold a fitted sheet? What's the point? Well, if you change your sheets, like you, I just shove them in the closet. Yeah, that's not. I roll them up. That's, yeah, that's not like the way we live, you know? I think it's the way. I feel like, I feel like, That's what most people do. Nobody folds a fitted sheet. I think you're wrong on that.

Really? Yeah, I think if you have a closet of like sheets, you don't want them like rolled up in a ball. You think like, you think the general public rolls their fitted sheets into a ball? Yeah. I think there's always just someone that figures out how to fold a fitted sheet. I don't think people take the time to fold a fitted sheet.

I just don't think that it's like it's like it's hard. Someone figures it out. It's amazing that people can even do it. You think the general public is folding a fitted sheet? sheet. I don't think so. Do you think, Riggs is back? Do you think that people fold fitted sheets more often than

like he's, Trent, Trent is claiming that people just take their fitted sheets off and roll them in a ball and stash him somewhere. And I'm saying even though it is insanely impressive and difficult, I think people figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. I do a effort to fold it always, similar to like a vest. Like this vest I'm wearing when you try to fold this and pack it. It doesn't really fold. Right.

You kind of do like a sloppy fold. It's crazy to think that you think every closet in America has just like a ball of sheet in there. That's what mine does. I guess I just, then it doesn't go with anything. Like when you stack it, you can stack it with the sheets. Even if you didn't fold it great, it fits in. When it's just a ball, it's your got two. Do you fold any clothes?

Do you? Yeah. Yeah, you sit there and you fold them? I do. The shirts. I don't fold the hoodies because I hang those up. But the pants. You hang hoodies.

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You get 15% off your first set of sheets. I'm so mad. I didn't get Corey Dillon's number. I've been thinking about that nonstop since, since we 28. You said 21? I said 21. Another thing I saw, uh, we're going to get to Hedeky winning in Japan, which nobody saw. because it was at midnight.

It feels like they were actually playing golf. Correct. But I saw a tweet from, I think, Golf Digest. That was like, what's your driving rage routine? Do you guys have any driving range routine? I start with a seven iron for any particular reason. I like that club a lot. Feels like the easiest entry point for me in terms of golf.

I feel like there's a decent chance I'll hit it well enough that I'll be happy about it. I don't want to start with a four iron because I can't. hit that well at all and then I'm going to be mad as soon as I get there. So I need something to ease me into it. But after that, it's kind of whatever I want to do. I start with a seven iron, a seven iron as well. But then I sometimes be, I'll like look around and I'll say like, what are you doing? Like you got to start with a wed.

You know what I mean? Like get a feel for the thing first. Let's get the feel down. Let's not get some big swings. You're going to pull a fucking hamstring or something swinging. Like you got to like ease into the swing, I think. Well, I do stretch before I get up, get up there. Yeah.

You got to stretch out a little bit. Get the muscles warm. Plus, like, when we watch a little, just, I just kind of throw my body back and forth, throw my arms around. Yeah. Nothing planned. I change my routine after we watch professional golfers warm up. Like, whenever we're at, like, an event and then we come home and golf, like, I'll always take little tidbits of what I saw at the tournaments. And, like, they all just slowly progress through their bag.

But they definitely start with, like, those soft, soft, floppy wedges. Oh, they don't just walk up and start pounding drivers. No, definitely not. Let's hit it. There's no better. look that when like Tiger Woods is out there and doing those little chips. Silky wedges, right. Talking to Joe Lakava, turning around.

You know what I mean? He's like super, knocking down flagsticks with these little 50-yard pitches. And you know in like 20 minutes you're going to see him roast driver. Yeah. Do you have a routine? Largely based on what Frankie was just saying of like us having access at tournaments and watching players while I'm up.

It's Tiger Woods. I just basically have seen Tiger Woods show up to a range and watch this entire range session. And he tries to hit the nine windows. See, I'm not. You're not doing the windows. The windows are outrageous. I mean, windows. What do we doing?

When you watch him do that with every club? He can hit all nine windows with every club. Can we do nine grog doors or nine barns? Like window? I can't hit it to watch. No, I go up there and, you know, I do try to start with like a wedge and get into it. But I get antsy. It's like I just want to hit driver.

And I've also thought about, I thought about before just starting with one driver before you go to anything else. Because in reality, that's the tea shot you're about to hit. Like, you're going to stand in the tee and hit a 50-yard wet. Like, the first swing of the day is going to be a driver. So I really like to kind of try to simulate that to some degree. Like, I understand you could progress to that. But I usually like to just be like, all right, let's act like it's the first team. We didn't get to do a range session.

Let's just see how that would have gone. Yeah. And let's kind of work backwards. I'll tell you what. I might stop going to the range before. Whoa. Because, and Bug and I were talking about this the other day, when we played, sheep ranch.

I didn't go to the range and I played the best front nine of my life. People will see that when it comes out on the travel series. But I played as well as I have ever played in my life during that nine hole stretch

and I ended up having a great round overall but that first nine holes in particular I played so well. And that day, I was busy right up until the tea time. So I rushed over there right at the last second, put the tea in the ground and went off

and I played the best golf of my life. Well, you think you were so busy with? I was watching The Bachelor. You remember that? That's right, yeah. I was watching The Bachelor. We had gotten a screener, and I wrote tweets and then. You're watching The Bachelor on your laptop at breakfast at Bannadunes.

At Bannadunes. I fucking totally forgot about that. And I wrote tweets, and then I gave them to a person who had access to my Twitter account, and they tweeted them out for me that night. Look, you don't become a heartthrob by accident. Right, it's a grind. This is a grind. I can't believe you just gave people a peek behind the curtain there.

Oh, well, it's part of the story. Yeah, it is. I didn't, you know, I will never name the person who has that. to my Twitter account because that was a weird thing in general. I'd never given anyone the password to my Twitter account, which I think I've talked about before. I love more than anything else. Any of the stuff we do, it's fun, podcast, video, Instagram,

Instagram sucks, but all the podcast and videos, it's fun, but Twitter is the most fun to me. You've said before, like if my Twitter account got deleted, you would just go back to Iowa and just disappear. I remember we were out at the U.S. Open out at Shinnecock, and Twitter was cracking down on DMCA's of old music, in tweets. And they were just suspending Twitter accounts outright.

If you got three strikes, boom, your Twitter account was done. And I was like, if that happens in my Twitter account, I will just move back to Iowa and become a security guard again. Like, if I lose all of the work that I've done on this Twitter account because of some stupid music that I put in a tweet four years ago, I'm out of here. You love Twitter. I love Twitter. It's the platform that I understand the most.

Instagram, look at this face, look at this body. It's just not, uh, we're not Instagram, guys. I'm not an Instagram guy. I have no idea what to do on that app unless someone carves a pumpkin out of the luggage guy logo. But outside of that, I don't know what I'm doing. Twitter is what I understand. So I gave my Twitter account over to someone I trust very much to live tweet the Bachelor tweets that I had written earlier in the day. Long story short, I did not go to the driving range because of that.

And I played one of the better rounds of my life. I'm an Instagram story guy. But the regular post, I don't know what to post. Yeah. Unless it's like a picture of somebody cool or something really funny when you post. Right. Instagram stories are easy. because they're more throw away.

Yeah, right. The post, because of the Instagram story, the post have become even more like, this has got to be a big deal for you to post it. Huge. Like breaking 100, I post it. Then I'm like, you can't really grow unless you post,

I feel like. You're really like posting, like main Instagram posts a lot. So I've been trying to throw more up. Then I'm just posting random, like pictures and shit. I don't know what to post. I don't know. You, Frankie,

used to post when you would have a picture with a famous person doing a pizza review, which was a great racket for a while. Famous Frankie Fridays. Right. you would just Dave would have these famous friends Friday. You would take a picture with them afterwards.

I'm sure that backup sounds good. There was a stretch that it just got so random and incredible. It was like it would go from Herschel Walker. Here, right now. Sorry, it's part of the atmosphere. Every single cart in reverse. I think it's part of the atmosphere. I like it.

Do you think if you put every cart here in reverse at the same time, would it just be like a piercing ringing noise? that would drive everyone off their rocker? I think so, yeah. I think so. I went from Herschel Walker to Keenan Thompson to, it was like, the list was so random. Hold on, I kind of want to look it up. Because there was a stretch there where every Friday, it was just on Frankie's Instagram.

You had like E-Rod on there. You've had some. Do I not have service right now? Big ones on there. Let's scroll down a little bit. Scroll down. Ron Weasley. John Hamm.

Mr. Borelli Mr. Burralli. Mr. Verrella. Good one. Emmanuel Shariki. Yeah. Sloan. John Sina. Dr. Oz.

It's crazy. Dude, Bryce Harper. Olivia Colpo. The sports pope, number one. Mike Francesa. I just read your

Instagram caption. Yeah. It's a pretty crazy stretch. And now it's, but like, since you have. You've been doing less and less of those pizza reviews, your Instagram has less and less posts. Yeah.

Also, I think that I've gotten, like, I just don't ask them as much as I used to, right? Because we're still around a lot of celebrities at the office and stuff. If it does, if it spanks my fancy, I'll run up there and grab a picture. But, dude, I used to be psychotic because I needed to do it for the Instagram. I was like, I got to take this picture. Well, and now the office that we're in is different than the office we were in before, where the old office They had to walk right by that.

They had to come off the elevator and they were just in the office and everybody was right there. What did the soldier boy say when he came on? Soldier boy in the building. Soldier boy in the building. He was awesome. And he walked in with a huge...

He immediately smelled like weed in the entire office. It was great. He walked in with his little PlayStation that he made, like his gaming. Yeah, he did like Soldier Boy video games. Yeah. Which was right after his infamous, Drake, interview at the breakfast book.

He was wearing the same outfit. It was great. announcing yourself as you enter somewhere Soldier Boy in the building But now the office is different where you've got to get off the elevator And it's also that was the same day that Soldier Boy just made me and Dave wait for a pizza review for like an hour And Dave's like I don't know what the fuck Soldier Boy is doing in there We actually call

When we wait we call that getting Soldier Boyd He's like I'm getting Soldier Boyd Dude we end up not doing the pizza view I'm pretty sure like He was just sitting in an SUV right He was sitting in the SUV smoking We stood outside waiting for him to be done smoking for 30 to 40 minutes the pizza got cold

Dave's like this is insane Soldier Boy emerged from the fucking from the cloud of smoke inside this SUV and then complain that the pizza was cold like was mad that we were waiting

for a new pizza and Dave's like Soldier Boy I don't know what to tell you like we've been waiting for an hour like we had to order a new pizza and Soldier Boy like stormed off he's like I don't fucking wait for nobody that's the Soldier Boy experience

It was unbelievable Did you guys post that review? I think so. But a no review? Yeah. It was like featuring Soldier Boy and Dave's like, I don't know where Soldier Boy is. Long story short, we don't know what to post on Instagram if we don't run into famous people. That's it.

How do we get into this? What road were we going down? Oh, me loving Twitter so much because I missed, I didn't go to the range at Sheep Ranch because I write up to it. And I played the best round in my life. Or one of the best front nines in my life. I'll say I very much subscribed to the, the belief that if you have a great range session, you never play well. When you have a really bad range session or no range session, I tend to play better.

It's like that in baseball. Pitchers always say that. If they pitch a no hitter or a perfect game, they're like, what was your bullpen like before? And they're like, it was the worst bullpen on my life. David Wells got fucking shit face the night before his Yankees. He was still hung over. Yeah. I think he was still drunk when he threw a perfect game from here.

And you're just, he's out there vibing. Yeah. Remember when Anthony Kim went out and got hammered on Saturday night, the President's Cup, and then just dusted Stewart affably the next day who was like, yeah, my buddy saw him coming into the hotel at 10 a.m. After being out all night. And then he just steamrolled me. There's something about that that loosens your nerves.

Like when I'm really hung over, I feel like that's when I'm my funniest as well. Because you're just like there's no filter. Dude, the first time I ever played in a real tournament, which I've only done like twice in my life. Phamas? No. That was the other time.

Okay. That went worse than this. Shot a hundred two. Pretty good score for some folks. Yeah, no offense. Shot that at Aaron Hills. So did you. That's tough courts.

I'm that hard. I mean, it's pretty hard. Aaron Hills? Trent Hills. Trent Hills. Almost. If you had missed that putt and shot a 103, I was going to have shirts made and everything.

Thank God I made that put. I made that put. I'm hungover. Only the first. You're hungover right now. That's right. You went to a wedding last night. Anyway.

First time, I played with my buddy, Ryan, and it was teams of two. And again, it was like legitimate amateur tournament in Massachusetts. And we were all geared up. We were talking about it for like a month straight. We get out there and I cold top my first tee shot. He ended up making a pretty gutsy par. And the next hole, we both were slapping around.

And the next hole he's like, hey, by the way, I have whiskey in my bag. Do you want to just like rip a shit? We just went over to the side of tea. We both just took a shot. It was the only thing we drank the whole round. We just took a shot. And then after that, we played much better. Sometimes you just got to get rid of the nerves.

You have to get rid of the nerves. Really? I agree with that. I need to hit range balls. I think it's psychotic for my first attempt at something to be when it's the thing. I would agree with you. I always say that. I'm like, when I can't hit a range and then someone watches me shank and iron,

I'm like, well, it's the first time I'm attempting to do this. And I have like a crazy lie. Like the balls above my feeling. This is insane. To think I can just come out here and execute this without practicing it or, like getting the bad ones out of the way is insane i'm with you but evidence would suggest at least for me that like if you just go out there and do it don't think about it you're going to play better the next time i play i'm not going on the range and i'm going to see what happens if it happens again

then i'm just not a range some people have crazy crazy fears of rain my buddy kyle like he looks at a range like it's it's a death trap because he got the shanks once yeah at um oh fuck um oh my god dude my brain is so fucked. It's a Playsex of Liberty National Francis's spot. Bayonne? Bayonne. My buddy Kyle got the shanks at Bayonne. Never in his life has he ever been more nervous to go step up to the first T. Literally did not hit a ball straight the entire

practice round. The range session. And ended up having a great day, but fuck man. Trends right. First Tee there too, you're like in the pro shop. Yeah. Andy Solomon. Ian Solomon's dad was wearing a Bayon

hat when he showed up earlier. Anchor? You seen that logo? No. The anchor with a bee in the middle of it? Wow. Pretty cool. Anchor is a good anchor for a logo.

I think it's an anchor. Can you hear that guy doing those hedges over there? Maybe it's a buoy. Is it an anchor? Yeah, I think it's an anchor. We got a guy doing some hedges over there. Can they hear that? Okay.

Is it like kind of a nice soothing background? Like you're on a golf course? Or is it like, oh, man, I wish that guy would stop fucking mowing those hedges. Sorry, a cloudy. Is it going to fucking rain today? I saw a little bit of pretty, percentage chance, but I thought it was going to be later. Okay.

But to make it rain on that guy if he doesn't fucking stop I bet it's not that bad to the listener. That's my guess. I want to go to sleep. Hedekhi Matsiyama. A win. Wins the Zoso in Japan, home country. My favorite part about this whole thing

was his pre-tournament quote. He said right before the tournament starting, if my game scored 10 out of 10 at the master, which he won, now I would say it scores less than one. I will be struggling this week, but I'm here in Japan, so I'm motivated to be in contention. That encapsulates his entire career. He won by five.

That encapsulates his entire vibe on a golf course because he is infamous for hitting a shot, hitting, you know, being like, oh, that's not a good one, like throwing the club down, hanging his head, and then it lands eight feet from the pen. He had one this week where he did the one hand of disgusted finish. Then put his hands over his head. Ball went to like 10 feet, and he made it for bird. He put his hands over his head. Like he just lost a fan.

I haven't remember. Like, it was that. It was, it was amazing. And then, you know, he makes a birdie and doesn't. So you are right. That is, like, his whole game and existence on the golf course and a nutshell. Being like, ah, it's not probably that good. My game's not that good right now.

And then he wins by five. Eagles, the last hole. He called his game less than a one. One by five. He won by five shots. Yeah. I mean, playing against, you know, some of those players in the world. Yeah.

He's just got a weird. sense of his own confidence. I don't know how else to put it. And the pictures of him with the trophy afterwards were actually funny. It looks like he was having a good time. It's that the Zoso was that fan-looking trophy. Everyone right now is probably picturing it with Tiger Woods holding it because that's what I'm picturing. But he was putting his head like through the circular part.

Hedekhi Matsuyama seems like a good time. Is that what Zosu is, that fan thing? Yeah. Oh, really? Could you picture Tiger? No, I know, but I know the trophy. I just didn't know that that was the actual company. Oh, I don't know if I answered your question correctly, then.

I just know that that's the trophy for the Zozo. Oh, no, no. They're not a lot more sense. They're not a fan company. That's what I would doubt that they are. Remember when Dave got the Circle fan thing back in the Milton days? I can picture that on Dave's desk. Yeah.

Remember that? Yes. That's what I was thinking that Zoso was that company. And I was like, what? But no, you're saying the Zoso is a totally different company than the fan company. Their trophy just looks like that fan. Correct. It would be an insane coincidence if they are the company that makes that fan.

They're not. I'm looking at it right now. I'm with you. I don't know how those fans work either because there's nothing. There's no blades. It's just a spinning thing. I don't understand how arches work. How what work? Arches. You know the science where architecturally where arches can hold like an enormous amount of weight because of the simple design feature of an arch it like allocates a bunch of the weight of the things it's holding up in a different way than just normal like pillars and such. That's why arches are like incredibly popular among architecture and they can hold a bunch of stuff. Like this is a little bit of an arch right there. So there's like a pretty big gap between the pillars there. But that arch like takes a lot of the weight and pressure and and dominates architecturally.

You see that with bridges a lot. Bridges are arched all the time. I actually didn't know that about it. I don't get that. You'd think that they would just fall down. That's what I mean. Nothing holding it up. Right.

There's gravity should just knock that down. It has something to do with weight distribution, I'm guessing. Yeah, with like the arch and it, again, like based on the curvature, once you curve something, you can get significantly more bang for your buck when it comes to... I'm a little surprised by that because as a young child, we went to St. Louis, which you know very well. And I went up into the arch, and it was, it swayed quite a bit. Sway is like a motherfucker. Which is one of the scarier things that I've ever experienced. The arch sucks.

You go up there, you go up in these little elevators that are just like, chink. Totally. And then you get up there and it's not even big enough to stand it. You have to crawl through the arch. It's a good crawl space. You would think it'd be this enormous, you know, fun tourist. It sucks. And you've got these little windows that you look at and you're just like, oh, I'm way up here.

And I can feel the wind. Don't get me wrong. I love the arch as a staple of the city and all that. But the actual experience of going into the arch is terrible. Do they still let people go up in it? I hope not. They shouldn't. I mean, this was 20 years ago and it felt wobbly then.

you know I did for the first time yesterday I watched Formula One live Oh they were in Austin yeah Yeah how was it Awesome Max for Stappen

Yep Red Bull won he took down Lewis Hamilton So it was like the dream finish Wow With those two going neck to neck Um Do you watch a whole thing

No I watched like the last 20 laps Yeah It was cool Because they were So it was You know we've all watched drive to survive. Have you watched most of it? I'm still working through it. Yeah, yeah. So we've all watched drive to survive and gotten into it, but it's all, right, the whole

document is obviously it goes through things that have already happened. So I haven't really been able to watch it in real time. And they're all over the world. So they're in like, Europe and you can't watch it at certain times, whatever. I just hasn't stacked up. Well, yesterday they're in Austin. And I was scrolling through channels in my hotel room when I got in. And I saw it. And I was like, oh shit, what's going on here? And those are like the two big names, they're first and second in the whole standings for the entire season. And what happened was Verstappen won pole position

but then on the very first turn of the race fucking Lewis Hamilton overtook him which never happens Right Literally right out of the gate overtook him And then on the 10th lap Verstappen

pitted and got new tires On the 10th lap of the race Which is insanely early Yeah And it was like a crazy bold move And then it ended up panning out Because every driver ended up pitting twice because I guess the Austin track is really hard on tires.

So we ended up doing that. And then so in the last like 16 laps to go or something, basically Lewis Hamilton was in first, but he still had to pit. So it was like this fucking, this back and forth strategic game. So then he pits ends up in second chasing down Max the whole time. And he ends up holding on a win.

It was awesome. That sounds awesome. Crowd was going crazy. I'm sure. Like the roars were insanely loud because there's like hundreds of thousands of people down there. It was cool. How are you paying attention with this noise going on? mentally strong

mental strength this has to be the worst podcast experience of all time they're getting closer there's just an insane noise going on in the back it's like an audio experience he's definitely getting closer

all right this is not a racing podcast even though I'd love to keep talking about Formula One it was great I want to go to a Grand Prix someday by then Austin was probably our best opportunity A Grand Prix that's what the guy that's what they always say in the show

Grand Prix like they say it different like grand pre have you ever heard of accents they do but like i i feel like their accent is like grand pre i feel like sound dorky yeah oh it's the grand prix by the way for the people watching on youtube we changed spots we did just change spots like we just clad and all of a sudden we're in a different place like i was trimming hedges over there which again he's just doing his job we're the ones that that's like when people get mad at the shark and it's like no the shark Like that's where the shark lives.

Like you're the, what are you doing there? We're the ones who were just like, there's not a podcast out here every day. Right. Like, imagine if a shark came into your kitchen and you were like, people were mad at you. Like, no, I live here. This is my kitchen. Right. That's kind of what we did to that guy.

He's like, dude, I trim these fucking hedges every Monday. And now I'm pretty sure he's probably going to come over here and we're going to have the same problem. What kind of wallet you got, Trent? I have a nomad wallet. So nomad. Back of your wallet. You sit on your wallet? Yeah.

It's a bad thing. So do I. Why? Bad if you're back. Well, if you have a Costanza wall. Yeah, like just any sitting on that. No, this nomad thing is pretty thin. Well, I mean, yeah, it's super thin, but don't sit on it.

Every chiropractor. Where am I supposed to put it? Put it in your front pocket? No, because so recently I transitioned to my phone from my front pocket to my back pocket, and I like having nothing in my front pockets, so I can't now move my wallet to the front. Do you think chiropractors say that so more people need to go to chiropractor? No, I probably said they're on. I think it's like spine people, like surgeons and stuff say like the biggest thing to do is just like to alleviate

your back vein is to stop sitting on your wallet, especially when you drive. Long drives, you're sitting on it. I mean, if you think about it, it's just something that like, you're a little uneven. You're uneven. Yeah. It's completely shifting it. Bro, there are like these videos that show what your spine does. And then when you sit on a wallet, it's like all red and crunched up.

I always, I've seen one representation of like what happens. And I've always thought about it every time I have in my back pocket. And I keep it in my back pocket a lot. But I have to like always remember. Isn't it weird to put in your front pocket? It is. It's just like an intrusive. It is like.

I'm not even kidding when I say... Somebody's new to the party. It's not supposed to be there. Right. I'm not even kidding when I say that moving my phone from my front pocket to my back pocket has changed my life. Just the way that I do things.

Like it looks so stupid. You remember, like you would take pictures of me when we were golfing and I had that one time Photoshop out my phone in my front pocket. Big rectangle. It was here. It was like right here on the 10th T, right here.

And like I looked great. My swing looked great and I was hitting the ball really well. And it's just this huge rectangle in my pocket. And I was like, I love that picture, but you're going to have to Photoshop out my phone. phone. I just move my wallet to my front pocket. How much better does it feel when you sit?

Well, yeah, now it feels like my spine's not crunched up because you just said that. Regardless of where this wallet goes, I always keep it with me because I love the Nomad wallet. It's got a slot for all of my cards. I got my laundry card in there, which we talked about last time. I still have an Iowa ID, huh? I do, yeah, it doesn't expire for like eight more years. That's crazy to me. You've been here for fucking seven years? Coming up on five? No. Oh, yeah, I guess you've been working. Okay. Coming up on five years and you haven't got a New York ID. Yeah, it expires in 20. 2024.

There's a B. Is that illegal? Just hovering around right now. I don't know. Aren't you supposed to get like a New York ID if you're like a resident here for that long? Yes? Bug says? Yeah.

Aren't you? What is supposed to mean, though? I don't know. I don't know. I think you're right, but I just don't know who like mandates taxes, IRS. I don't know. Come on now. I don't think you want to.

What are we doing here? Let's switch it to you drumming when you might have to get surgery. And videos being all the internet. Like when you want to have certain taxes and certain states. You have to, like, live there and, like, get residency there, and you have to, like, be a part of, like, you know what I mean? I'll look into it. Okay, good.

Regardless. I could be completely wrong. Whether it's an Iowa ID or a New York ID. I hope create, like, one of the things when someone moves to a new state is they get, like, the idea of that state. And, like, there has to be a reason why people do that, or else everyone would just. So you can get a tea time at Beth page black? No. Like, you need, like, your fucking, like, address on there.

I think a policeman, if he pulled you over, would be like, where do you live? You would tell him. He'd be like, you have to get a New York. York State. Where would your, you'd put your, like, apartment on your driver's license? Because you move apartments,

right, after every, like, two years and stuff. That'd be annoying. What do you got on there now? Mommy and Daddy's house? No, the last apartment I lived in,

Oh, you do? In Cedar Rapids. Yeah, dude, that's a problem, I think. Well, we'll see. Well, we'll ask everyone. All right. Well, we'll find out.

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We got people doing the putting contests behind us. So if you hear a couple roars, you know, that may be the reason. So we talked briefly about Hedekyllis. very cool. He did what Tiger Woods did in 2019, which is win the Masters and then also win the Zosso Championship in Japan, which we always like to see. There was another quote that came out from Charlie Hoffman, where Charlie Hoffman was quoted and asked what he's heard, what, you know, what, what's the rumor mill saying about Tiger Woods. Charlie Hoffman said, I expect he will be out here soon, sometime soon, and hopefully competing to win. I expect he will Charlie Hoffman expects

Tiger will be out here soon More of the same shit that we've been talking about This guy's fucking coming back And and and It's gonna be You can tell that he's gearing up for something There's like whispers now There's too many

Charlie Hoffman knows about this See that's the thing that I took away from that the most Was all of the other quotes and sources That have come out felt very controlled By Tiger By Tigers camp and by Tiger I feel like Charlie just sort of said that and he's just a feeling that he has.

I don't think, like, I bet Tiger didn't expect Charlie to say that. That's the vibe that I got. Yeah, I agree. And I think all the other things, like you said, that came out, Tiger did expect. Right. That was in line with the narrative. They were kind of letting. I don't know if upset might not be the right word, but Tiger might be a little upset

with that quote from Charlie. Because Tiger likes to control everything. I don't know, though. And that sets an expectation. All the other ones were just like, yeah, he's feeling better. He was probably going to play, you know, hopefully going to play soon at some point, whatever. one is like he's going to win and i know tiger definitely thinks that way but i don't know if he

wants that part of the narrative yet i think at this point though tiger's happy with all these little whispers or else they wouldn't be getting out like you think the ricky leaks for sure like at that point it's almost like tiger was texting ricky what to say that's what i mean about charlie charlie that feels like he had he didn't talk to tiger he didn't talk to tiger maybe he fucking maybe that's coming from tiger maybe and i would love that if that were the case it just came out of nowhere and it was so like I expect him to win. Yeah, like I expect him to come back and I, you know, he's going to be competing. That, look, look, smoke, fire, all that stuff.

There's a lot of smoke about Tiger Woods coming out in the last two months. That is in no way leading to like, oh yeah, I hope he can just walk again. And now it's like, oh yeah, golf, golf, golf, competing, returning. When? Golf, win. Tiger Woods, golf, win. And I know we all fully expect that. I just didn't expect a PJ tour player to say it

You guys seen Black Widow? Nope I watched it last night in the hotel room How was it? Good Scarlet Scarlet Scarlet

I'm not huge in the Avengers here I haven't seen many of the Avengers movies Okay So I actually kind of liked that Because I didn't know all the other BS It was good It was entertaining You'd rather not know all the stuff

I don't know if it would rather not But it felt like I was having A little bit different experience than most people I was talking when we were on the Pup Punch, when we were on that trip with Robbie Fox about when we went to go see Endgame in the movie theater, we saw an IMAX theater with a bunch of us. Were you there, Trent?

Yep. Probably my best movie experience I've ever had. Really? I mean, it was a final, like, period of a playoff hockey game. People were jumping up and down when things happened. Oh, yeah. Sorry for the spoilers, but when Captain America catches Thor's hammer, the police went fucking bananas.

Robbie cried a lot. Screaming, jumping on chairs, high-fiving, like a goal just happened. I think the biggest crowd interaction I've ever heard seen a movie was Air Force One when Harrison Ford goes, get off my plane and kicks a guy off the plane. The theater went banana. It is. That was because I've seen all the Marvel movies, but I'm not like, we talked about last podcast when you asked me who my favorite superhero was. I didn't have like a ready-made answer. Like I'm not that into it.

but that is a movie-going experience that I will never forget. And a movie-going experience that will probably never happen again. The way that they put those movies out, it took a decade to do it, and it all fit perfectly. The movies were all great. The storylines were great, obviously. And then to have it all pay off at one movie and have it at one movie viewing experience, it was great.

I was talking about with the hammer. In other movies, like, no one can lift up doors hammer, obviously, but then there were like those little hints that maybe Captain America one day could because he moved it. Yeah, it's at Iron Man's like apartment. Yeah. They're like all trying. It's like a drinking game.

And then Captain America sort of doesn't. Thor gives it the look like, what the fuck just happened? Right. And then seven years later or whatever it is, the moment that everyone needs him to pick it up, it comes to him. So, I mean, just as cool of a moment as you can possibly get. It's movie writing it. Dude, these fucking yellow jackets are a problem. I got stung by one a couple weeks ago, right?

Get off my face. I went to a kiss my grandma. Right now for the audio experience, we're battling with a bee. I wanted to go kiss my grandma on the cheek. And I saw her, and a yellow jacket went in between our cheeks and bit me in the fucking cheek. Come on. Bit you or stung you. Oh, yeah.

I keep saying bit. Everyone. If you bit you probably wouldn't hurt as bad. Everyone corrected me when I kept saying I got bit. Do you die afterward? Don't they die? Yeah, I got stung. No, but if they sting, they die.

I don't know. I didn't fucking see them. I was like, my face blew up. I think they have to sell the farm to sting somebody. They do. It's a one shot. Comacazi. Right.

Yeah. So they must have really not like you They're gonna be like, I'm just gonna die To fucking make this guy rattled for a few minutes I think over the course of Well, you're not traveling as much now Because this is the last classic stop But I was gonna say you should just start working your way

Slowly through the Avengers movies Yeah, you'll enjoy yourself You're always looking for something Right I've seen like yeah I mean I've obviously seen I've seen sprinkles here and there Yeah But I want to get fully into it

It's a very fun experience That the whole world enjoyed So we get a couple from the galleries that I whipped up here from the folks. Connor says, and again, Fordplay at Varsalsports.com, she was an email. You got to put from the gallery in the title

and you've got to make sure it's not long, otherwise I won't read it. Did you know that in 1971, astronauts snuck a six iron and golf balls to the moon and took golf shots? I think we've all seen the golf swings. I've seen the swing. I didn't know that was a six iron.

Is that right? Oh, I guess I never thought about what club was. Yeah, you bring a driver, no, T1O. Now that I'm looking and thinking back on the visual, it's definitely an iron. but I also didn't know that they snuck those on to the aircraft or the

shuttle that we call? Shuttle. Space shuttle, which I don't think I would have done that. If you're blasting off into space and you're going to the moon, NASA, I'm pretty sure, checks everything. And everything has to be to the specific calculation that

is going to take this shuttle from Earth on the ground to moon on the ground. And I don't want any sort of weight distribution to be just a little bit off and then we're just it's it's over can't call it an airplane because there's no air in space no air in space right so yeah space shuttle it's a space shuttle but you know what i'm saying there's no snuck is it's got to be the wrong verb okay there's no way that houston was just like oh my god there's a golf club it's like holy shit we how did that happen yeah right doesn't everything

like weight distribution every little minute thing has to be checked a billion time because what you're doing is you are just lighting a rocket under your ass and going up into space. That's how you get up there. A very powerful rocket. And then you detach the space shuttle from that rocket and then it just flies in outer space. Yeah. And if you sneak golf clubs on there, they'd be like, what's this extra of four pounds? We're now, we now can't make it to the moon. He goes on to say, do you think, he goes, how fun would golf on the moon be? Do you think Bezos or Musk or any of those guys will ever get a course built on the moon? I feel like this has potential. So let's think about this on the Uber in this morning to the course.

I think before humanity's done, there will be a golf course of sorts on the moon. Because rich people love golf. That's what I was going to say. You're right. Fucking love golf. And if you go like every awesome location on Earth, they've built golf courses. Like cliffs in California, golf courses, sick mountains in like Colorado, golf courses. Yeah.

Desert, with a golf courses. So now you've got to think, moon, rich guys, they're the ones that run this shit. Rich guys love golf. I think there's going to be a golf course in the moon at some point. I actually don't disagree with you. I was trying to think if Bezos or Musk are that into golf, and I don't think they are. They're not, but some of these, you know what I mean? Right.

It becomes an incentive for rich people to go to the moon. And if you incentivize rich people to do something, usually they do it. And the other thing I was thinking about is what is the real attraction of going to the moon outside of just going to the moon? Like, I get that that's an attraction in and of itself. What are you going to do there? Like, people get bored. It's pretty common for us to be like. But it is the moon.

I get that, but you're just going to stand there? I know, you want to play, you want to do something. It is a very funny thought that you get to the moon, like this huge expedition, all this hard work and you get there and you're bored. Like, all right. Maybe not. We're going to tag. Like, what are we doing? I play candy crush.

And maybe they, maybe not even a full golf course. Maybe you put one hole on the moon. You play it, fine. You put like a 5,000 yard par three. Like, how far does a golf ball go on the moon? It's really far. It's like zero gravity. So I think that's almost

Again the more I thought of us I guess someone is absolutely going to put some version of a golf course on the moon And then like I was saying earlier There's golf courses are like the reasons That we've been to places Why have we been to Oregon? Bandaunes is there Yeah

Why have we been to like Pioneers North Carolina? Golf courses are there So like when you go to the moon not saying that's the only reason But I think to again some of these really rich fuckers That might be like I was kind of considering paying you know, a million dollars to go to the moon, but now there's a golf course up there.

I'm definitely going to go to the moon. You know what I also like is that I like the one whole idea because you could do a closest to the pin competition throughout humanity. Because when something lands on the moon, it stays there, correct? Like the tired tracks from the first time

that we were up on the moon, I'm pretty sure are still there. Wow. Because there's no wind. There's none of that stuff. So you just do a, however long humanity goes, you do a closest to the pin competition. Wow.

And the balls just stay there. It stays there forever. Forever. So 500 years from now, they're like, oh, yeah, when it's a lot easier to go to the moon, they're like, yeah, let's go up there. We'll do the closest to the pin. Somebody from 340 years ago got to within a foot. We're going to try and get closer.

As you get the first ace on the moon. Oh. Dude. Come on. The only problem is, will the ball ever land? Yeah? I think there's a little bit of gravity. I don't think it's much.

All right. Everybody's looking at me like I'm a fucking idiot. I don't know anything about the moon and stuff lands. Well, let me tell you. When they, like, jumped and they were, like, taken one giant, they didn't just float off. They also had an immense amount of weight on them. But if there's no gravity, weight doesn't matter. What?

No, I think that's right. Yeah, but there's probably some gravity. That's what I'm saying. I think there's a little bit of gravity. The ball definitely isn't going to come down. Yeah, you'll have to get a ball that weighs 800 pounds. Right. Which I think is doable.

Humans have to weigh themselves down to the point where it has to have a certain amount of weight for them to not float into space and the little gravity that there is will pull them back down to the surface of the moon then what do you think of golf balls in all right so you need special golf balls moon surface gravity is about one six as powerful as um the gravity on earth or my point is actually way more than i would if a guy if a if a if an astronaut got out off a ship and just stepped outside without the weight i assume that he would float forever no because what he says is that it's one sixth. Why do they have to weigh it down just to get down there?

That's my point. I think you do have to weigh it down, but I... My point is like a golf ball would never come down. That's why I'm thinking you have to have a special golf ball. I don't think Riggs believes that. Say it again? I was navigating my phone. So I think because of the idea that you have to weigh yourself down on the moon

to stay on the surface because of the limited gravity, that the idea that a regular golf ball would come down, I think, is impossible. Because if a regular guy without being weighed down doesn't come down to the surface, how is a ball going to come down the surface. I could be wrong about that. Maybe they just want to be super careful with that guy. Does the math and science check out here? It's not that big of a deal.

EBO just said yes. He's like, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I've been hammering these keys back here. I figured it out. Neil Armstrong doesn't come back. That's tough. Yeah, so there obviously is a little bit of gravity. We have to find out if they're weighing themselves down because if they don't, they'll fly away.

I guess when he says that it's one sixth of the gravity here, does that just mean it takes six times longer to come down? Well, no. It's like an actual four. force. It's dragging you. It's not like has nothing to do with like hang time. I feel like it does. It's a force. It's like we have one stronger than the other.

But I don't think that has anything to do with like this is. No, but I think he's right. Because if gravity is way stronger, you would go down faster. It would just, you would accelerate. Right. Right. But my point is like if it's one six as strong, like, you're not going to accelerate. It's not like you're, I just don't think that like you're going to come down six times slower. I think that like... I think you are.

I think because it's one... I think you come down like a feather. Right. Like, if you jumped up... You don't think that like... Because it's so light, like you just go off into like the other atmosphere. Like, you don't think that...

Maybe you should go high enough. But you don't think because it's so weak that you actually never... It never pulls you. It's like one sixth to strain. I think that's no gravity. No gravity, yes. But one sixth, I think it's everything is six times slower. You need to find out what happens if you go on the moon with no weight and you just fucking...

You just get off the spaceship and you walk on. I think that you never hit the ground. Never? That's no gravity. We'll figure it out, or somebody will figure out for us. I'm with Trent. But I do think you're right,

that the golf ball thing, on some level, I think the golf ball will come down. It just will be, like, laughable. I can be in the air forever. Yeah. For a long time, and then, like, really slowly come down.

So you think a golf ball comes down six times slower on the moon? Just by the numbers that I've been given, yeah. that's not that long then you know what I mean like let's say I hit a fucking little chip shot watch guys jump in the air on earth for half a second so you're saying it's if I hit a little chip shot three seconds can't be right your math is wrong I think he's right no way bro the ball why are you a moon expert all is gonna float for an hour if I hit a chip shot no no no I don't think so see you're are we going insane you think a light golf ball

why do you all of a sudden know all of everything about the moon? He just gave us the number. It's one sixth. All right. Isaac Newton, what happens if like, but picture that though. You really think so?

Picture a guy jumping up and down on the moon. He goes up. With a ton of weight. It like takes him three seconds to like jump. You ever watch those guys? But he comes down. Yeah, he's got like a thousand pounds on him,

doesn't he? Have we looked up how heavy an astronaut suit is? Can somebody help me? You seem to think that there's no gravity on the moon, which I actually thought when we first started this conversation. But as Riggs said, it's one sixth of the amount that Earth has. 280 pounds

on the ground of an astronaut suit yeah dude that's fucking heavy man it is just to keep them like grounded so you really think if I chip a golf ball in the air which usually takes half a second to a second

to come down on earth you think it's gonna come down in six seconds with the numbers that I've been given yeah I just can't picture it I can't like that's still did you hit a little chip shot that's in the air for six seconds that's forever but dude they're fucking floating it's space it's the moon they're

like the men that are out there are floating with 300 pounds Yes, because they feel they're like six times Their weightless times six Their weight is distributed To the point where it's All right, so like when they jump Yep

Right, when I jump it's fucking a millisecond Right So you're saying it's like 0.5 seconds on the moon But here's, do you remember this from Do you remember this from physics class Where without air So if you're in a vacuum, a feather and an airplane fall at the exact same speed.

Correct. Exact same speed. Without air. Without air and there's no air. There's not like an atmosphere on the moon. So like a golf ball and an astronaut with 10 billion pounds on them, in theory they fall at the exact same rate. So why do they weigh them down?

Probably need all of it to survive. We're missing. 280 pounds isn't like that. crazy. We're missing something because if I dropped the ball and that man in that 280 pounds suit at the same time,

I guarantee the guy in the suit is hitting the ground on the moon faster. You're wrong. You're wrong. Yeah, the physics is saying, why are they weighing them down? They're in an atmosphere that their bodies can't stand. The suits have to be...

So it has nothing to do with the gravity. It has everything to do with, like, they need the pressure. Well, I think that, like, the equipment, I don't think they're just carrying around dumbbells so they don't fly away. So you don't think any of it has to do with weighing them down and get that back to it? The more we're talking about it, no.

Wow. That would be a fact that I've never known, and that would be very interesting to me. Because of the physics point that you brought up. Do you remember that from 5? They would say that? You'd be like, whoa. Right, because you obviously think the plane's going to fall faster because it weighs more, but that's not how physics works. Wow, people are probably mad at me. No. I...

No. We just think you're, you know, we're... Again, none of us... I don't know the answer. I don't know the science. I think this is what we think. any answer on why they weigh that down an astronaut? I don't know that they weigh them down. Again, I think you're, I don't think them, their equipment that they need to survive being really heavy is not the same

thing as them using it to combat like, like gravity. And I would have been on your side until he said the thing about one sixth gravity. Right. Now with that evidence, it's like, oh, then things are just like falling at a different rate. If you would have told me it was one six millionth, I would have believed it.

One sixth is like, you're kind of in the ballpark. I actually want to answer. So if people have them, please send them to it. The chipping of the golf ball to me. The chipping of the golf ball to me. Then I guess like the moon's a lie. The moon has always been a lot. How so?

Because you think you fucking, there's all these stories about hitting a golf ball. You think you're like Sandra Bullock and gravity and you just go. Yeah, absolutely. Bug is looking it up. All right. Adiron? Say brought. NASA.gov says they brought an eight iron up there.

Interesting club choice. I thought they'd bring a driver. Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder what the decision process was. Wouldn't you tee that bitch up and just wonder what? You're just wet. You first swing you and hit an eight iron with a suit on? The reason I say,

no, is because I'd like to, uh, I'd like to divot a little moon dust. I'd like to take up a little dust when I hit it. The visual might be a little cooler. That's a good point. You know what I mean?

I never thought of that. Yeah. Take a little moon dust divot. Right. Moon dust divot. Oh. Since the moon is smaller than Earth, it has a weaker gravitational pull.

In fact, the moon has only one six of gravity the Earth does. That means you weigh six times less on the moon than you do on Earth. When the astronauts landed on the moon in 1969, they wore spacesuits and carried heavy packs of equipment. So here, let me just look at this quick. If you do 280 divided by six, that's how much they weigh. Whoops.

So they weigh 46 pounds on the moon. Yeah, no, but I mean, I still think that they're, like that explanation right there. Let's go to the moon. Let's hit a chip shot. I would love to. I think that explanation I would go. I don't think I would go.

I wouldn't go either. No way. It's too scary. Not unless they build that golf course we're talking about. Yeah. All right. I think we're going to get a lot of responses on who's right. When the astronauts land on the moon, everything weighed only one-sixth of its earth weight,

and the astronauts were able to move around very easily. Which is what trench has said. That stands to reason. Yeah, like 46 pounds is much more reasonable. Right. Right. 280. Oh.

Which I would never thought about, but that, yeah, you need an enormous amount of weight if it really was to weigh you down because it's only a sixth. Right. That it becomes... the heavier. See, like, there is something, and people are going to probably say I got you, you're an idiot, but like there's something to do with the amount of mass

does get pulled more. Like if something is 200, like, because there is gravity on the moon, the weight and mass has to come into factor. It's not a vacuum. Right? There is no atmosphere. But there has to have, there's some, there has to be a difference with a

gravitational pull with mass. Like if something's 200 pounds and something's 100 pounds, you have more mass so that your gravitational force comes down more than something that's 100 pounds. There has to be different. No, unless... You don't think so? Physics would tell you no, and that, I will say

that's true. That's what we're saying with the feather on the plane. With no air, no atmosphere, things that weigh many different things... But aren't they saying that with like no gravity, no gravity also? Physics could be different. They could change when you get to the moon.

I agree with that. I don't know. What else you got from the gallery? Heavy objects fall at the same rate as light ones. The acceleration due to gravity is about 10 meters per square. 10 meters per cent square Everywhere around Earth So all objects experience the same acceleration when they fall

Could change on the moon though Well now you're just talking about like anything that falls As the same acceleration Right heavy objects fall at the same rate as light ones Yeah But we're not talking about that We're talking about does mass and weight have Does gravity get affected

Or does the mass of something get affected more by being Well it just says heavy objects fall Right but that's The reason things fall is because they're being pulled by gravity saying on Earth that's true too. Right. Right, but they're saying everything falls at the same rate.

Now, if air, like, that's a whole another factor. What we're saying is on the moon, there's no air. So there's not this external factor that is involved in gravity. If I have a cruise ship and a penny, and a feather,

air is stop, is the reason that's what messes with gravity, yeah. That's what messes with gravity when it's coming down. There's no air they would fall in a vacuum at the exact same rate. And I think the moon is a vacuum, essentially. Closer, for sure, if not a vacuum. A little physical lesson here on Fort Play Golf Podcast.

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Breaking news. They actually conducted. this experiment on the moon. Okay. Okay. In 1971, astronaut David Scott conducted Galileo's famous hammer and feather drop experiment on the moon. Okay. Galileo had concluded

that all objects regardless of mass. By the way, that means you referenced Galileo earlier. Galileo... It's pretty interesting. We thought I'd be that close. Literally, it says here regardless of mass, which was my whole entire argument, fall at the same speed. However, the resistance caused by the air can cause a feather to drop slower.

Well, on the moon, there is no atmosphere. It is a vacuum. so the object should drop the same speed. See for yourself in this video. I watched a video, and they fall at the same speed. The hammer and the feather. That's a good win. I needed a win here this fall. I remember because the first, like, physics class you have,

when they talk about gravity, they hit you with that, and you're like, no way. Right. Telling me a hammer and a feather or a fucking... Because I believe Galilee was the apple, right? The apple fell, hit him in the fucking head. I think that was Newton. That was Newton.

They hit him in the head, and he was like, now why did that just happen? Yeah. And then we get to the point when they bring up, I think my teacher was like a fucking airplane, like a 747 and a feather fall at the same rate. You're like, what an idiot. Yeah.

And then you're like, oh, yeah. The idea that the golf ball and the astronaut are two completely different weights has nothing to do with when they would fall. No. My argument that like because the golf ball is lighter, it should stay up in the air longer is just incorrect. Yes.

Okay. Day one physics class stuff. I get that it obviously feels like it should be the other way around. Clearly. because there is like some sort of gravitational pull you would think that some things would be the same similar and it's just not yeah for whatever reason that's how this that's how this universe is are you mad at us no it's like i think he's surprised i really thought i had it in the bag and it is day one physics stuff but that is a shocking fact like they had to go to the moon and test they're like we are true that's a good point thank you guys said this like 300 years ago we're going to test this shit right it is a good they had to go to the moon

right before they get an answer what can we do we're in the golf ball we got to do this fucking the astronaut in 1971 you have to hear him he goes well look at that like they were also like shocked too like that's a big scientific like discovery right yeah so until 1971 nobody had ever proven that and they had to literally leave this planet which no one's ever done

before go to a different rock and try it out so would a cruise ship be heavy in space be one sixth of the of the weight yeah that still isn't wrapping my i'm not wrapping my head around it unfortunately like you'd have to have like a crane holding this cruise ship and then a feather and they both just fucking drop at the same time yes same exact speed but the idea that the cruise ship is so heavy that you have to have a crane to hold it up means nothing about how hard falls no it's hard to wrap your head around.

Gravity pulls both of them are the exact same thing. It's hard to wrap your head around that. Is it not? Absolutely. You're not alone in thinking that. To the point where it has to be incorrect. See, that's where you're wrong.

Well, we never went to the moon anyway, so that experiment's. Okay. All right, let's move on to something else. I got one for you. How many holes does a straw have? Wait a minute. We didn't go to the moon in 1971. Did we?

How many times have we actually been on the moon? Not that many. Five or six. Oh, okay. Because it hasn't been in like 40 years. They like stopped. I think somebody went maybe recently for the first time in like 30 years. I don't think we just like stopped.

We don't just like cruise up there. No, we're like we're all weird. Why we stopped doing that? I know. Yeah, they just wanted to literally plant the flag and they're like, now we're all so. I guess there's nothing else to figure out there. Until they build a golf course. Exactly.

All right. How many holes does a straw have? What? What? How many holes does a straw have? You one could argue that it has one. one could also argue that it's got two

you flip it over it's just there's another this I think it's one hole I think the answer is one hole in the straw I do too me too all right because a hole has to be like

you're cutting a hole into something and the other end it's just like the other end of the straw is not like a hole in anything it's just the end of the first hole I agree okay cool

I think we can all agree on that one that was pretty easy good excuse me I'm happy about that one. Are we going to get a burger? Yeah, we're going to get a burger once. This is over.

Last one, then you're good? Okay. Zach, we got a whole and one question. Yes, it counts. That is going to be the answer. They almost always do. Unless it's a part three course. Playing from the black T's at a local Muni,

we come up to a 196-yard par three, but the T-deck is under repair, and they have mats instead. 15 yards ahead is the blue T's, with a perfectly manicured T-box. So I said, fuck it, and I go hit from the blues, and it goes in. Congratulations, brother. You have a hole-in-one.

Friends say it count. I says it. I say it doesn't. I says. What are your thoughts? Also, never had one. And I still think I don't have one. Hope you guys discuss this one.

I've been searching for answers. That's just a whole-in-one, brother. That is. Why would that not count? And why is he fighting it so hard? If his friends are like, dude, you got a hole-in-one, and he's like, no, I didn't. Then I guess you don't. Let me say, yeah, right.

Let me say this. If you just walked out there alone, teed off from 179, hit one swing, and it went in, that's a hole in one. Yep. This is significantly more legitimate than that. It's the middle of a round. The T were should stop on a hole.

Who cares? Right. He's just saying he played from a different T that time. But it's not that different than playing from the other T's. That counts. 100%. Last two are easy for us. Of the whole and ones that we've debated,

about on this show, I think that one counts the most. So congratulations. To our friend Zach, he spelled like social media Zach. O'Rears, Z-A-C-K. Squad. Squad, Zach's, the Z's. Congratulations. He got his first ace.

I don't like his attitude about it, I will say. Fuck him. Him being like, I don't think I have one, then like, I guess you don't have one. If you're not willing to accept what people are trying to give you, then you don't deserve it. Fuck you, dude. All right, we're going to I think we're going to wrap it up. It's all right.

Thank you to Cherry Valley having us, lovely Barstall Classic venue out here. We're going to go mingle with the folks down. Yep. And finish up this Barstall Classic tour for the entire year. We'll be back on Thursday. I can't get over that finish from you.

You're all right? Is that guy's name's Zach? Yeah. Fight me. No, no, no. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.