Fore Play - Fore Play With The Jonas Brothers

Episode Date: May 21, 2020

The Jonas Brothers (6:17) join our golf podcast. Yes, that’s right, the 3 Jonas Brothers — Nick, Joe, and Kevin — join our show for the first time. Turns out the brothers play A LOT of golf. They discuss brotherly love on the course, tell an unheard Grammys bet story, roast Riggs for losing to 12-year-old Pete, and MUCH more. After the brothers, we discuss the upcoming Match II and, in From The Gallery, debate breakfast balls, playing Augusta but having to skip Amen Corner, and more!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's a big show. I don't really know how to say that. Now, look, we've had a lot of moments here. We've had Tiger Woods. He knows who we are. He can recognize us.

He's dapped us up. He's chatted us up. Jake Owens become one of our buddies. These things are all outrageous. Justin Thomas chats it up with us, chirps us on Twitter. He let us inside the ropes for a U.S. Open. around. We could go on and on and on about some of the, this can't be real moments that us four clowns have found ourselves in that we never thought would ever happen. The Jonas Brothers,

they're on their show for about 30 minutes. We chat with the Jonas Brothers. They are mega stars. They're very cool guys. Yesterday, we just found ourselves. From my personal vantage point, I found myself on a Zoom call with six other people. Those people were youth. Frankie Trennan Lurch. And then it was Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. And that is a very surprising situation to be in. All they wanted to do was pretty much just talk golf, chop it up, have a good time with us, tell stories, and that's exactly what happened.

Yeah, Megastars is putting it lightly, I think. Like, you know, we talk about Jake Owen was one of our best podcasts of all time. He's a country music superstar. He's got like 1.1, 1.2 million followers. Nick Jonas is coming in with a. smooth 30 schmill on Instagram. This guy's like another, there's a certain, like, echelon.

We talk about that with golfers, too, right? Like, you got your Phil Mickelsons. You got your greats in all sports. And then you have that higher tier. And when you get to pop culture and boy bands, right? Like, Jonas Brothers took on a life of its own. It was the 21st century version of the Beatles. Every time that they got out of a car,

people are like all the kids and the girls are crying, sobbing, like legitimately sobbing to go see these kids sing their song the year 3,000 that came out back in the early 2000. Absolute banger. I'm a huge Joe Bros fan. So when this came to fruition, I was, I mean, I had my girlfriend sitting on the side of the, of the laptop, just video recording the whole thing. She has 30 minutes on her phone and no audio.

He has it in my ear. So she's just sitting there watching every time Nick or Joe or Kevin popped up, you almost heard her go like, oh, like, change the carpet over here. It's like, it's crazy. It's like, I can't believe. what these guys pull. And then they come on the show and just want to talk golf. They just want to,

they want to, like, escape all this shit. They have 98 city tours, and they're going all around the world, singing songs. And at one point, Kevin or Joe was like, all we see is the inside of these stadiums. Like, we love talking about golf. Gop is how we escape. Let's do it.

And that's fucking awesome, man. The Joe, bro, is you kidding me? That was my biggest takeaway was, everything you guys are saying is right. These guys are megastars. They have an unbelievable amount of followers and fans. and but my biggest takeaway was I couldn't believe how normal and relaxed the whole conversation was. It was smooth.

It went very smoothly. Everything was very chill and they seemed like super normal guys. It was really incredible. Yeah, it was. It was incredible. It was fun. It was within 30 seconds, I think, sort of disarming and like a relief of like, okay, I don't have to be nervous talking to these guys. They're just chill.

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But next up for the next 30 minutes, we've got the Jonas Brothers. All right, folks, we got a huge show. We got three mega guests. We got Kevin, Joe, and Nick. They are the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. Single out X. We got, I think, seven people that are kind of figures on this show.

We're doing a Zoom call. So it's going to be interesting. But gentlemen, thanks for joining the show. We're pumped to have you guys. Oh, we're so excited to be here. Thank you guys. There's nothing we love more than talking about golf. So it should be fun.

Good. Well, that's, like we said, that's what we do in a kind of a clownish manner all the time. So you guys are probably going to get along pretty well with us. Let's start, though. New single. I believe Friday was released, a new music video that just came out. Talk a little bit about the single, the new song. This new song is.

is, you know, it's a good time. Us and Carol G. teamed up with her, and it's got kind of a Latin flare to it, but it's called X, and it's basically, the whole concept is basically saying, kiss me like your ex is in the room. So it's sort of having a better time with the new love and try to make the old one a little jealous.

And overall, we just felt like it was the right time, you know, given all the things that are happening in the world, to try to make people smile a little bit, bring them some happiness, even if it is in their homes, if I listen to song and the reaction has been crazy. It's been a lot of fun. Yeah.

Yeah, it's, I mean, you guys did it again. It's another banger, so people haven't checked it out. Thank you. Yeah, oh yeah. Get in there and check it out. So I wanted to ask, we talked about a little bit pre-show, but I mean, you guys got a lot going on. You're the Jonas Brothers.

We're just three clowns who taught golf. I want to talk a little bit about, like, how this happened. Kevin, you've got the new app, Caribou. Joe, you've got the new show Cup of Joe. Nick, you got the finale of the voice. It's actually tonight, Tuesday, when we're recording. You've got the new singles. You guys got a ton going on.

How did you end up on this show talking golf about it? You're coming on tour with us. You're our new hype man. Yeah, we got a bunch of fun things that we're doing. And, you know, I think why it's fun to talk to you guys, because our lives, we get to travel the world for a living. And it's one of the best jobs we could ask what we could wish for. But in our off time,

And the way we really like to bond as brothers and as bandmates is just trying to do something for ourselves. And that's going to play golf. And so usually it can start competitive and then a few drinks, two quarters lights. And the next thing you know, it's pretty sloppy, but we're having a blast. And so I think it only makes sense that we all were able to hop on the phone and Skype and Zoom and talk and enjoy this wonderful life that we get to live and play and hang out. So talk about this tour life. I mean, are you guys trying to play golf every day? Are you, like, how do you get out on courses?

I mean, you guys are mega famous. How do you just go out and play around a golf? We love playing golf so much, and we're so obnoxious about our obsession about it, that we literally talk to our team. We're like, can we please build in, like, you know, hub cities that will fly in and out of for the shows where we know those great courses in those cities. So on this last tour, it was like 90-something cities. And we started in, you know, Florida and I made our way up the East Coast and then back out west and then started back again.

And we legitimately like scheduled our days around when we were playing golf, what courses we were playing. And on this last tour, we hit some really great spots. Yeah. So that I hadn't played yet, which I was really pumped about. It's an escape too, right? For like you guys have this long tour, you're hitting 90 cities and like golf, especially for us, like guys who work nine to five jobs or anything. anyone sitting in a cube, like that's your thing that you want to go out and do. You picture that green grass.

You picture the nature sounds and with your buddies and drinking beers and chirping and getting into the banter. And for you guys, it must be even more of a release of just, you know, like the stress and of a tour, especially like in the middle of all those shows and stuff getting out there. And I mean, that's awesome that we all can share that similarity. It's totally that same thing because when we're at the venue, pretty much all we see is the inside of a dressing room, right? You know, all, you know, for the most part of the afternoon

to the show that night. So getting to be able to spend time. I kind of think that's really how we, as brothers as well, when we kind of, the band broke up and other things. It's kind of the one place we really all reconnected on was the golf course, which was really cool. So we spent as much time as we could playing as well as we could. Nick is probably the most put-together golfer out of all of us.

Yeah, that was going to be one of our next questions. Who's the best? Who's the worst? Does there some disagreement there? And listen, like you guys say, and this is why I like listening to your podcast, is like, there's no like golf hierarchy, right? It's just like, we're all love, we all love the game. We can like talk straight about it and just like, you know, whatever. I will say I don't cheat, whereas Kevin cheats.

So potentially, I'm better. And Joe has. I don't have natural. I have no idea what he's talking about. Cheat like, OJ, where you found your ball teed up in the woods? Is it that bad? There's times where, like, you know, it's like, oh, it's in, it's in, you know, the rough. And it's like, I saw you hit your T shot.

And it's clearly in the bunker. It's like, no, it's in the rough. And you're like, you moved it. I saw you. But we're there to have fun. We're not there to, you know. But someone's like, someone actually gave me the best advice about golf that I've ever got, which was, you're not good enough to be this mad.

And so when he gave me that, that advice, I was like, you know what? None of it matters. Yes. I'm going to take my ball out of the bunker and put it back onto the grain. I don't care. That's so true. Who are we to say, like, we should have hit that ball 285 right down the middle and, like, we aren't supposed to be in the woods here.

It's like, I just suck at golf, right? Like, I'm supposed to be here. Stop getting mad at yourself. I like that. I'm just taking that with me. It's a good, once I did that, then I had no more issues about cheating. I was like, yeah, I'm going to do this. It's totally fine.

You didn't have issues with cheating. Yeah. Look at that background. Joe and Augusta, all the same. You know, I just... We're pretty devastated. They're in spirit. We, so the last couple years,

every either Saturday or Sunday or Sunday, since, you know, 2016 Masters, I've gone and then Joe joined me for 2017 on. And it's sort of like, you know, a lot of people talk about, like, Coachella, right? And, like, that's, like, the weekend they look forward to. Obviously, for golf fans and lovers, like, the Masters is, like, our Coachella in a way. And, you know, obviously what's happening in the world is horrible and it's unfortunate to see all what's going on.

But I think our biggest bummer as far as canceled the postponed events was obviously the Masters. And we literally have a text group called Master Support Group. Not alone then. I made a mistake my first year of the Masters, which I think people don't. This is a little secret if listeners out there. have yet to go or if they're planning on going in the future, the gift shop can be a big mistake with, if you don't go day one,

crude. Like I went, I think like, even on the second or third day, I went like middle of the day. I was like, you know what? All right, it seems like a good time to go. You go over just nothing's there. You might be lucky with a coaster, but that's about it. If you're going to try to get at the store.

Yeah, the merchandise goes fast. Oh yeah. So do the drinks. A lot of drinks. Yeah. Anyway. So you guys mentioned, you know, have a couple of beers out there. I got a buddy who like he literally won't plague off with me unless we have like a 24 pack and we do shotgun birdies.

Like how, what are your guys around? What do they start like? Do they always in the same way as somebody you have to drink when they play? What's it like out there? The tour, the tour kind of led to just a consistent intake of alcohol. But it was kind of, we. When we were in Scottsdale, they have these insane Bloody Mary. So kind of start with that, then mix in a protein shake because we, you know, get up and go right away.

And then by probably a whole, what, four, three, it's beer 30. It's basically on the par three that you expected to play really well because you dropped about it the night before and you get there. That's it. Six or seven. That's when you start really getting after it. but we adopted actually on my bachelor party we played golf with all our buddies and we did this game which my friend taught me and I actually played in his tournament called the drunk and imitational. There's a par three tournament. Basically you and your team may have to drink

a certain number of beers to get strokes taken off to score pretty simple. And you know you can't drink more beers than you have holes in front of you because obviously we want to be responsible guys. It's very important. Above all else. I'll just say, best game, best round I've ever had. Best round ever played. Free thinking, not thinking about the thing. Yeah, because any bad stroke, I would just punish myself by drinking a cold,

refresh, and Coors Light, and it was all that was good. Yeah, I have like a buddy's golf trip, and we implemented shotgun mulligans. So it was like, you know, you hit a shit shot. You just, you do a shotgun, and you're back. You're just back. You know what? That's a fantastic rule that I'm, we're definitely going to add into the next here. And with Kevin, he's going to definitely win.

I'm going to be unable to play the show later. But we learn the same thing. You got to limit it. You got to add regulations or people will be by back time. There has to be structure, you know. Right. It has to be structure on the golf and the drinking. That's a huge balance. What are we doing? Right. So Nick and Kevin, while you guys were in Miami, I think it was like last November, a story emerged about bullets whizzing by or something while you guys were playing golf. What happened with that?

Yeah. Honestly, I don't know like what we're supposed to say about this. We've never been asked about it, which I was kind of blown away by, no pun intended. Well, we were in Florida. Yeah. And basically we're on the back nine, 17th green of this course. And it's me, Kevin, our drummer, Jack, was, you know, one of our great friends. and Jordan McGrath, who's our buddy, was the opening act of the tour.

And we all hit decent T shots on this par three. And it's sort of like an island, right? The greens, like an island. We hit decent shots. And Jordans is like close to the water, but it's still kind of on the rough or whatever. And we start walking over and we hear and we know what that sound is. I mean, we all like stopping our tracks. Like, what the fuck?

So we take off running and we find somehow this big tree. we hide behind it. And, you know, there, I guess there was an investigation that went down. I never really got to the bottom what went down. And, you know, there was talk that maybe it was a kid firing a pellet gun at like birds, but there weren't any birds around. So all is to say, I'm glad we were safe and it was all okay. It was kind of bummed.

We didn't get to finish our round, honestly. Yeah. You're right there, 17. Yeah. Crazy little turn of events, you know? I don't know if a pellet gun makes that, like, soo. I'm not. And when you can actually feel it, you know what I mean?

Right. And we all stopped in our tracks. So it was a very different thing. But, you know. And you can have to get you careful, too. It's like we just heard it and we're like, if even if it was a pelican, who knows? Like, just we're getting out of the way. We're clearing, you know.

Yeah. It's crazy. Who have you guys played with before that you were like legitimately nervous to play with? I played with Jordan Spee's twice. Oh, you know, just him. No big deal. I don't get a pardon him. He's really good a call.

And that wasn't a pro-am, right, Nick? Yeah, that was at the Sony pro-am. It was pretty cool. I mean, it was interesting. He super chilled the whole round, really, really nice guy. We're kind of from a similar area in Texas. We've got Texas roots and New Jersey routes and from a similar area there, so we bonded on that.

And then, you know, at a certain point, he was just like, all right, guys, we're, we're about five, six, respect. You want me to turn up the heat? We're like, yes, please, Mr. Spieth. And then he just started actually playing, and it was awesome. As far as other people I've been nervous to play with.

I played with Aaron Rogers. A couple times it came to a buddy of mine after that in Joe's. We were in a group with Wayne Gretzky, which was pretty awesome. And, you know, I figured out this really interesting golf rule, which Gretzky introduced me to. It's called when you Gretzky,

put to basically, like, if you left something within, like a club length of the hole, it was like, just pick it up to Gretzky. So, safe to say, he takes,

it's very generous. Okay. What's your, Kevin? We'll allow it. Yeah. What's your comfort level playing in front of crowds?

Does that make you, I mean, you guys are mega stars. So it may, not maybe that's horrifying. What was a different thing? Yeah, I did,

I did it like a program at the, in Texas and Dallas. and I got up to the T, first one, there's like the huge board right there with all the, you know, the leaderboard right on the left and just cranked the driver and straight into the leaderboard, half the numbers fell off. Like, I was like, all right. This is how we're going to, this is how the day is going. All right.

Yeah. But I got that one on, you know, once you get that out of your way, it's like, it can't get it. Like, it doesn't matter now, right? So it was still fun, but it was just like, oh, man. There's a different nervousness that first. shot in golf if there's people around. I was so nervous one time I was playing in this Rider Cup, uh,

pro M matchup thing they were doing a couple years ago. And, uh, my teammate was Michael Phelps, which was awesome and super nice guy and really good athlete, obviously. Um, so he's naturally a pretty good golfer. And so we're at the,

we're like the third or fourth pairing to go. And, um, you know, we're at the driving range. And I'm so in my head, so nervous about, what we're about to do and letting the USA down, you know, as our representation with, like,

one of our most decorated gold medalists ever. And I think the most decorated gold medalist. And I start hitting my pitching wedge to try and warm up to, like, work my way up to my driver. And something happens. Like it's so in my head that I literally cannot hit the ball. Like it's every shot's a shank and everything. And he saw it and he comes over and he's like, listen, buddy. He's like, you need to calm down. It's like, take a deep breath. I was like even more embarrassed at this. Did he stand over you and talk to you like this now? But his words of advice helped and we got up and we actually didn't win our matchup,

but we helped the team win. So that's what matters. Yeah. If you want to do any more name drop it, Nick, go for it. You know, we got speed. We got Gretzky. We got Joe and I played with, um, Cody Bellinger recently.

Oh. Oh, yeah. The bus as well. Cody, I think we actually burn a hole in, I think, our golf cart from cigars. I've got a good photo of Cody Bellinger holding a fire hydrant next to the golf cart because there's just a fire hydrant.

Wow. I love the back and forth to see me guys. And obviously, like, one of my favorite things on the golf course is this shit talking and trying to get into someone's head. And like, when you're in a match and you're coming down the 15th, 16th, it's just mental warfare, right? Like, what can you do to get under this guy's skin? And you guys being brothers, like, do you guys all know what ticks each other off?

And if so, like, what is that thing that, or do you not want to give it away? Maybe it's in your back pocket. Like, do you say something on the T, to Nick or Kevin and be like, I know this guy's putting this one in the woods if I say this. Any noise at all while Nick's, like, taking his swing, like, for some reason. No, no. First nine, like that's different. Joe just likes to blast music immediately when Nick starts.

to swing. Like he has his, he has Bluetooth speaker with us every time. And it's, it's, completely intentional. It's, there is no way around it. I usually ride with Nick because, like, it's just, because Nick, the music, it's just not happening. So Joe's going, and then he'll just pull up on the golf cart and just crank it right as Nick's, like, walking to the hole. And, and you can just see Nick just like, this is my personal hell. Every, but it's, it's, without fail every time. I mean, you know, do you guys like bicker? Oh, do we? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nick and Kevin, they cannot share a golf cart.

Like, it's just, it's an unspoken rule that they're just, if they have to share a golf card, it's just going to be bad for everyone. No one's going to enjoy themselves. It's going to be bad news. Nick's going to be mad at Kevin because he's going to think he's cheating. And Kevin would be bad. Nick, Nick will give Kevin, like, advice that he didn't ask for about his swing. Oh, boy. Mason, you guys make it through 18 holes with all this going on.

Typically someone's ends up just eating a very long lunch after nine. I'm going to bow out and you guys finish up, but I'll stay right here. Let me go have a couple nice few years and relax. Yeah. My brother's like my best golf buddy. Growing up one time,

remember I made a birdie on some hole, which never happens to have the hole and he, or to win the hole, and he took my ball out of the hole and threw it into the water. And I just threw an absolute fit, but it rattled my cage and I lost the match, obviously. So brothers, I mean, we've won matches together and then you also just know how to rattle the other guy.

Yeah, but if you have to rally around each other for something, that's the cool part. Like when someone's having like the game, like, and you know they're like in the zone. It's interesting how everyone like really slows down and like, okay, what can we do to support our friend right now? Because we want them to have this moment, you know? Like the team watching the picture throw a perfect game.

Like that's just like, like no one walks to the, Joe actually turns off his music. Like it's a whole thing, you know. I just play the final team down. Yeah, exactly. Do you guys consume a lot of golf? Do you watch a lot of pro golf? I know we mentioned the Masters,

but are you guys pretty in tune? Do you have some of your favorite guys? Yeah, I mean, obviously a huge Tiger fan. Growing up watching golf, I mean, it's just like that's kind of the hero, it's the guy. And to have been there last year to watch him sort of return and win was so spectacular. it was honestly you know because it was the whole thing with like the the rain delay and then we had to get there early and so the whole it was like my routine a little bit was off and I was like okay

I've got maybe a little hungover as well and then to see that happen was so special and then because you know I I you know also watched him play now like in and spend some times I think Jordan is just an amazing guy and an amazing golfer. And then I love, you know, lefty. I got to say, I love like the spirit calves, obviously. Huge. Huge calves. And then now Brooks, I really like enjoying watching his swing.

I'd like to like pretend and believe that maybe we have like a similar like approach to the game. But I'm nowhere even near that universe. But I just, if I could model my swing, I guess I would say after. anybody right now would be Kepka. When you play with Spieth, I mean, we've been behind Spieth,

you know, in practice rounds with him at tournaments, and he's always muttering, he's talking, he's with Greller, and they're going, Cameron Cormick, and they're always talking swing and this.

And he's, does he do that the whole round when you play with him? Is he just, like, talking to his ball, talking to his coach, talking to you? Is he, like, chirping you about your game?

Like, what is he like inside the ropes? He's super relaxed, you know, we played, um, our group was with some of like the bosses at Sony. So it would have been kind of inappropriate for them to win, I guess, because it's their tournament.

It kind of been like an asshole move a little bit. So he understood that and had like keep like a little distance on the leaderboard. But then occasionally he would do something. And obviously he's like finesse kind of master. And there would be moments we're just watching subtle adjustments, things he did and just thinking to yourself or myself was like, I will never in my entire life. if I commit every single hour of every day to golf be that good.

And it's really humbling and pretty incredible. So we've got actually this just was kind of made official yesterday, but we've got a big match against Kevin Kisner coming up, 36th ranked player in the world. Yeah, yeah. You have what, 10,000 on the line for that now? So yeah, he threw 10 grand of his own money in and said he'll write that check for charity. Our fans got to match it.

I think we're up already to 30 or 40 grand. We're playing as a four-man scramble against kids. I think we're going to win. The internet does not. But if we were to play. How many strokes is he giving you guys? Is he giving you four per? Or is it straight up?

We just get to play as a four-man scramble. Pinehurst number two, 7600 yards. From the tips. Yeah. You're going to, what kind of equipment you guys working with? I want to get some jukewarm. stuff. When that's the first question, that's not a good sign for us.

For what I need, they haven't invented yet. So we're not there yet. Just a luck to you guys. I'm not saying that I don't believe you can win because, you know, anything can happen. We've all seen the greatest game ever played, obviously. My favorite movie. That's Frankie's favorite movie.

One of mine as well. Great. Yeah. I can't believe we've gotten this far and haven't talked about Frank. his facial hair. I don't know if you guys want to comment on that at all, but he's just, he's been trying this new thing. And I think it's going okay, but I don't know. I like it. I didn't, I didn't know you guys were also in Nickelback. I thought that was pretty cool. We do. We love Nickelback on this, on this podcast, I will say.

One of our, one of our coworkers actually messaged me and was like, hey, Frankie, I don't know if you, like, no, but like, this is the Jonas Brothers. So you should probably shave that mustache because you look, number one, creepy and unapproachable. So we don't really feel like making them feel uncomfortable on this podcast. But, you know, I rolled with it. I went for that. It does look good. I look like a pirate, right?

Like, I don't know. I see it. You look a little Jack Sparrowy. Mm-hmm. It's getting there. So if we play the Jonas brothers. I just have to ask a question, though, before you. So when the 12-year-old did beat you,

was it hard for your game? or was it like humbling? Was it just fine? So, Kevin, that's a good question. I will say, I can't tweet anything now. I can't tweet anything without everyone just being like, yeah, but you lost to a 12-year-old. So it's, yeah, it's a little humbling. I'm sure Tiger would have beat you at like seven, so it's fine. Thank you.

So my, like no one on earth is rooting harder for 12-year-old Pete to become the best golfer of all time than I am. Maybe the confidence boost he needed. It was nice of you to let him win that one. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it was weird showing up like you're the bad guy and you're trying to take down and get serious about taking down a 12 year old on the golf course. Well, if he becomes the like the next greatest golfer, then you should take all the credit.

Yep. Riggs can read it 30 years later and say, it's okay. I did this. You'll be on the green at a, yeah. you'll be on the green given in the jacket, you know. Well, I mean, not right. Now it feels like people are firing shots and we might have to do a four play versus the Jonas Brothers,

four men, three man, scramble and see what happened. We're in. I'm down. Anytime, anywhere. Who do we think wins that scramble? Best ball out of the three or four if you guys grab a four? I think to make it even, we should get like, we should get to draft somebody on our end.

Fine. Well, to make it even. Not a professional. As long as they're drunk, can we get a professional golfer? How good or bad are you guys? Or how drunk can they get? Yeah, that's a good question. What are the handicaps around the room?

I think I know who we'd have to draft, Joe, because you were there for this. This is a golf story that has to be told and it never has been. But Joe and I were on the same trip where we played with Cody, our buddy Shay, Mooney, of Dan and Shea, was with us. and it was right before the Grammy Awards this last year. I forgot about. And basically there's this one green that's like nearly impossible to hit. And that's kind of the fun of it. It's part three.

And it's just like a tabletop, right? And sort of like slope like this. The bet was, you know, against Shea, who he and his bandmate, Dan, were both nominated that year. And us, we were nominated, is that if, you know, one of us, me or Joe, hits, the green, you have to thank Joe or I in your Grammy Award's speech. And then vice versa for them. If he hit it, we would have to do it if we won. So cut to Grammy Night.

After Joe has hit the Green successfully, Shea gets up and in his Grammy Awards acceptance speech says, I have to thank Joe Jonas. The rule was first and foremost, Joseph Jonas. So before like, the first person is. he thanks. Oh, man. His wife was not happy about that. For anybody that I could have anything to do with his music or his career,

he's like, first and he was like, Jonas. And everyone's like, did he write on this album? I think we'd have to, first and foremost, have Shay Mooney as our fourth.

Yes. Because, you know, Novi Gras, it's just the payback. It's funny, too, because he's actually going to come on the show. I actually, I was talking to him recently.

He's like, I'm a huge golfer, would love to come on the show. So that's definitely your fourth. I mean, we're all in. Definitely. Done. Ask him about this story.

I can't wait to hear his side of his night when he comes on in a couple weeks. I cannot wait. I just don't know. I was curious if he told his bandmate before walking out there. By the way, I kind of have to do this bet. So he's looking at him like, what is what is going on? He's like, this is our like moment. What are you talking about?

Joe Jonas came before God in that speech, which is like probably the first time ever. You know, nothing more sacred than golf and beers, right? I love that. well i think we've got ourselves a match i mean i think if i'm allowed to talk after kevin buried me i think that i think we have ourselves a match what's the wager then like what's yeah you know we should make it should be something um that would be you know kind of embarrassing to a degree for either party yeah it should be if one of us you know wins a grammy then it should be something about the speech got it so what could the wager be

Oh, man. We got time. We should ask the fans. We should ask the listeners. Okay. Let's ask the fans. Okay. What they think, what the wagers should be for each party here.

People get creative, but we've got it. We've got ourselves another match. Hopefully we're coming off a huge win against kids. Have you guys been playing at all? Not during this time. No. Sadly, no. I've got a net in the backyard I've been hitting into, but other than that,

it's about it. I've been doing the thing where, you know, walk around the house like working out of kink in my swing that obviously i i don't know what i'm doing right so my wife just like from the corner of the room will look at me and just shake her head just so disappointed just but you know you got to work out on the action again yeah get those hits involved you know yep uh all right fellas well look we'll leave it up to the fans we'll try to come up with a good fair wager something embarrassing seems to be the theme and you guys should be working on your games. I will be working on our games. You're going to be able to see how we do in a four-man

scramble. So you're going to have a pretty good scouting report on Tuesday. True. That's super helpful. Yeah. But again, you guys, you guys got the new single X. You got the new music video. You're very, very busy. You got apps. You got new shows. The voice is tonight. When this comes out on Thursday, people can go back, rewatch it, check out all your stuff. But they're the Jonas brothers. You know who they are. And we're going to take them down in a golf match, which is very excited. Very excited. Guys, thanks for having this. This is a super fun. Yeah, seriously. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming.

Stay safe. We appreciate it. See you on the course. Look forward to it. That'll be great. All right. See you guys. All right, boys. That was the Jonas Brothers. It went well. I think right after the show that we kind of, you know, an interview ends and then you're kind of still in the Zoom chat. We all were like, whoa, that went well. Oh, man. I mean, it was the close of all closes. Like, it was a close that put us all in the back of our seats. were like, is that real? Because this was fake, even thinking that the Jones brothers are coming on to this podcast.

And then the clothes was the most outrageous fantasy clothes of all time. So, I mean, the whole thing I thought was perfect. Like, let's just go play a golf match and talk trash and smack. I mean, that, you want to talk about getting into a golf match with the Joe Bros. I mean, alert the servers on that one. That video is just going to, I'll just combust. Like, I'm a huge video. Like, I love checking the views.

stuff like you want to talk about views like the Joe bros put asses in the seats there's no other way there's no other way to describe them they are they have it they have the it factor the three good looking dudes they can sing the shit out of songs they can play incredible music i mean every song they released now is a banger like their new one the x the the x and y i mean all that is just i mean i i've been listening to it all day so they're they're they're they're awesome and then also like you were saying before the before we just tossed it to them trant like like yeah they are these megastars, but they are, like, when you're talking to them for after five minutes, they're just three brothers from New Jersey who happened to make it big, but like when they're in their own

rooms, like quarantining, like they're on their separate houses, like, they're just three brothers that like go out and golf and talk shit to each other, which is crazy to me, right? Like, you, like, don't expect them to have, like, real personalities and, like, real life situations and stuff. Like, they argue on the golf course. They play music. Like, one guy cheats. Like, that's, like, that's hilarious to me, that they're actually human beings.

because you don't think about that, that aspect of it. You just see, like, the guy inside the stadium and then walking from the limousine into the hotel with people screaming around him. Like, the MJ documentary made me open my eyes to that as well. Like, oh, shit. Like, he's actually sitting in his fucking hotel room eating grapes and, like, on the phone, like being like, I just want to go to sleep, man. Like, I don't want to, like, not MJ flying from the fucking foul line, like, on their poster.

It's like MJ sitting down on his hotel couch. So it's really cool to get that inside luck. I mean, they're the most down-to-earth guys ever. It's true. It's like they are just regular people. And the fact that like Joe loves to play music, so he's just like throwing the speaker on the T-box to have his brother screw up or whatever the case is

or calling his other like Kevin a cheater for like finding his ball on the rough or whatever the case is. So it's just fun to see that different side because you see the professional side, but then you just hear them on the golf course, like acting as any other kind of like fun loving idiots would, you know? So it's great to do that. It's just,

it's always cool to see people who you wouldn't, ever see really in relatable situations in relatable situations i mean like we talk about with dj a simple thing like during the little skins thing at seminal where dj just marks his ball with his tea like there were so many elements to that that made it relatable we talked about like he just wasn't fucking ready he just hadn't gone through his bag and pulled out a ballmarker yet and then but he's won a major he's been in the mix at many majors rider cups he's a he's fucking dustin jonsonson he's taking pulling to gretzky like all of those things and then we talk about the jonas And like you said, like, Frankie, they're dodging, you know, uh, girls throwing themselves at them while they're just trying to go from a fucking hotel to their, to their SUV.

And yet at the same time, they're on the golf course, like one guy just can't handle music and his back swing like the other guy. Like, that's just such a relatable, normal thing. And getting 30 minutes of that with these guys was, uh, it was really, really cool. I'm going to be, I, you think we'll be more nervous playing them in a match than playing like Kisner in a match. match. No, I think because they're like, I think like they're, we're all doing something different, right? It's not like we're going, like, if I was going to the Jonas Brothers like sound check and they're like hop on the drums and like play and play the song with us, I'd be like, well now I'm doing like your world. And if I fuck up like I'm a little more nervous. Like we're entering Kisner's world in this match, which makes me a little bit more nervous.

You know, like it's his world. He's showing up with Dewey. He's getting on his net jet. Like he's ready to or whatever the wheels up. He's getting ready to fucking play. us in a golf match and he's a professional golfer. With the Joe Bros, if we go and, like, go to Scottsdale or whatever and we go play a golf match with them, like, it's just a buddy's trip at that point. Like, you know, like, Kevin could hit, could make a nine and just like walk off the hole. Like, I'm not going to be as intimidated by their golf game.

So I think that will, like, really relieve my stress in that aspect. Like, I'm starting to get nervous about the Kisner thing. I was sitting up at night, last night, sitting up in bed being like, man, we're going to step up to some T's with, like, we have to hit the ball at 290 yards. And, like, I know I'm going to swing a minute. or like top one and it's going to be a demoral. Like we're going into this Kisner match. This is like an athletic event.

Like I feel like I'm playing a high school baseball game. Like we have to compete and we have to win. Like whenever I play golf, it doesn't matter. Like if I shoot 99 or 103, who gives a fuck? It's still me. I don't care. I just go back in the car and go home. This is like, this is a competitive team event.

I haven't been a part of a team event in a long, long time. I know I'm mentally, I'm starting to have golf dreams. I'm starting to have the golf dreams where I can't pull the club back. And I know that's mentally. Oh, no. We're less than a week out now when this episode drops. I mean, I'm walking around my apartment with golf clubs like, oh, yeah, this is how it's going to be great.

I'm going to be great. And then I fall asleep and it's a house of horror. So, no, I know what you're saying, Frankie. We're walking in his arena and that's scary. Very scary. However, I'm going to go back against Frankie because pre-show yesterday, Frankie's got on a new shirt with like paint stains or whatever kind of hip shirt. And then the back of your room now is different because you put it. in drumsticks over your left hand shoulder.

So I'm going to maybe go against you and say, like, the nerves factor I think will be pretty on par. I do get going into different arenas, but you're more starstruck, I think, by the Jonas brothers and what transpired earlier on this show than, like, I've ever seen for Kisner, but maybe that's not true because maybe I just missed that. No, I'm a huge starstruck guy. I don't act like these people are real human beings. I'm like, oh, like, you know, whatever.

I'm just like that. not used to it. People expect us to be used to it. Remember one? Everyone was like, oh, like, you're just sucking Tiger Woods' dick. Like, well, like, man, I'm just like a 26 year old dude that was working at a pizzeria four years ago. Right. When I get to meet, like, the Jonas brothers, when, like, my cousin, like, Bridget and Jamie were flying around the country, finding out what hotel they were in so they can, like, stay outside and, like, and, like, deliver them pizza and shit. Like, like, to me, that's, like, surreal. I'm never going to get used to that because I feel like once I get used to that like then i just become you know an espn reporter that just like you know turns on the job

yeah hello hello michael like we just all watched the last day it's like you know what i mean like it's stupid like if i met michael jordan i'm like holy fucking shit it's michael fucking jordan um when we were talking about those moments where like the people are real and that you can't believe like dj putting the um the marker down with the t when we all watched the 24-7 of tiger and film match when when tiger couldn't find a range finder and he's like, oh, it's in my Rider Cup bag. I always referenced that when I'm on the course and like I can't find my range runner.

I'm like me and Tiger Woods both like forgot our rangefinder at home. Like how is that possible? He owns golf. He is golf when you think of golf. So he should have range finders. Like he should have everything you need in the game of golf flowing out of his body, right? Like a million T's or just like pouring out of his fingertips like golf balls. And the fact that he like didn't have his rangefinder that day

and had to like look at the sprinkler heads is one of the funniest things. I've ever witnessed in my entire life. So it's those little moments that you're like, oh yeah, they actually, not everything's as easy for them or like they have to do real shit. It is,

the Bones has like a quote where for Phil, his sole job was to think about what could Phil even potentially need in today's round. And that like is his sole job. So after 20, 30 years, whatever, like you were probably so conditioned just to forget all that stuff.

Like, no, that's for DJ, it's just my brother's job. I don't, like, you know, Like so over time like being a caddy, it's like no, no, no, he could need like a NutraGrain bar on like the sixth hole, you know, or whatever the case is. And like that's just I must do that. I must do that. I must do that. I must do that. And then get 10% of winning. It's much good.

Yeah. It's, uh, look, the whole thing, the whole thing is, is unexpected. I don't think it's anything that any of us three, four years ago would, like we would have laughed at the thought of being in these situations. Yep. And you are. right. They're like playing with the Jonas brothers and watching them hit the same kind of shots we hit, I think immediately takes everything down a notch. However, there is an element of if we do make a video of us playing a golf match against the Jonas Brothers, put it on to the YouTube machine, it will get millions and millions of views. And that is millions of people that are not familiar with us being like exposed to how bad we can be at golf and that's you know that's that's kind of exposing it's it's very makes you vulnerable i think we're going to dominate them right like if we're thinking about winning against kisner we have to think about just murdering the jonas

brothers right like well not really i mean it scrambles and scramble like we're playing one ball plays a lot yeah seems like i don't i don't know i don't know And those kind of people are just better at stuff, right? Like we would play one ball against the Jonas Brothers as well, right? Like they would play one ball, we would play one ball. Is that how it would work? Yeah, scramble. Why did you clarify that, though, Lurch?

Oh, because Kisner is, well, sorry, Kisner is just playing his own ball. So, like, he doesn't have any help. Like, I mean, if we played four pros, Kisner, DJ, Rory, and. Okay. We'd be in some trouble. We'd be, you know. so I'm just saying that. Jack and his prime, Tiger and his prime,

you know, Bobby Jones comes out of the fucking room. When we were negotiating, by the way, we do, the way that that podcast ended, we need to come up with an incredible, like, embarrassing loss bet. Because, like, if,

if Shea Mooney from Dan and Shea is going up there for his Grammy speech saying, like, thank you to Joe Jonas because he didn't hit it close to the pin, like we need to come up with something real, really, really, embarrassing. Like, I don't know what it could be, but obviously they wanted to put it up to the

fans because we couldn't think of it on the spot. It's got to be something real good. But like, yeah, I don't know what it could possibly be. The problem is, the problem is this. The problem is, like, it's hard to get on equal playing ground because we could, we could come up with really embarrassing shit they had to do that. Be great. Like, they could have to put a line in a fucking next album that's like, when we lost a forward play, you know, whatever the fuck that could be. is like what could we do that's even why i have to start it we have to start every podcast with like uh you know we want we have to suck the jones brothers like what are we going to say you have to move your eye you have to you have to move your eye back to how it was before something fucking horrible like yeah

you can never shave you have to just keep that that facial hair the rest of your life i can never wear a hat again and i have to wear a t-shirt like i have to like take my shirt off when i like golf or something. Like I can never wear sunscreen again. Imagine like we never wearing a hat again would get would fuck me. Like that would just get in my head big time, like real big time. Yeah, like that would ruin me. Yeah, it is hard to get even on equal. Right. It's like we had to wear like Jonas Brothers merch for a year straight or something. See, I like that. Like if they like yeah like in one of

their concerts they have to wear a four play golf, a barstable. golf shirt, right? Like Nick, like Nick Jonas has to get up on a stage at a massive arena and be wearing a barstool shirt, like our golf shirt on the stage. And then if we lose, we have to wear Joe Bros merch, like in every single one of our podcasts for like two months. Like, like just constant Joe Bro stuff, like, which I actually think it's a win for us because I'm just getting boatloads of merch from the Joe Bros, which is probably fire. They probably fire merch. yeah that's true but it would be like if every every video like all the sudden we're playing kids we're like doing a podcast with and then we're like on the radio and it's we're just wearing joe bros stuff on I don't like that at all I think that's pretty good actually

yeah it's like the joe bros own us for that like however much whatever we like agree on six months two months but however long it needs to go they own our brand I don't hate that um we're talking a lot about competitive sports right now uh Frankie made it very clear that he has it, like, competed in a legitimate sport, sporting environment in forever. Right now, without sports, there's just not many ways to win money at all. Introducing Jackpocket. We talked about them on Tuesday a little bit. They are the Jackpocket, the lottery app. This is where they come in. Jackpocket lets you play mega millions, powerball, tons of other official state lottery games right on your phone. That's right. You can just play them right on your phone. Play for a chance to win Friday's Mega Millions

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We've got, obviously, we talked about it a little bit on Tuesday show as well. but we've got the big Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning match is this Sunday. It starts at 3 p.m. It's at medalist. It's going to be broadcast live on TNT, TBS, True TV, and HLN. The front nine is four ball, so it's just, you know, best ball that you play with your buddies.

The back nine is modified alternate shot, pretty close to true alternate shot with Phil and Tom Brady. And then Peyton Manning and Tiger Woods. I'm excited. We mentioned as well that Justin Thomas is going to be on the on-course commentary, along with Amanda Ballionis. We've had both of them on the show. And then Charles Barkley and Trevor Emelman will be doing kind of in the booth,

whatever you want to call it. We just had Trevor Oman on the show like a week and a half ago. He's awesome. So there's a lot of good parts to this. I'm pumped. I was thinking, like, I don't really know what to expect out of Tom Brady and Peyton Manning's games because this is a huge stage. This is the day before Memorial Day.

It's a global pandemic. Everybody's been inside for months. We haven't had many live sports, almost no live sports at all. You've got Peyton Manning who's a 6.4 handicap index and Tom Brady, who's an 8.1 handicap index, all of a sudden teeing it up with two of the best players, the two best players of the last, you know, 20, 30 years in the world of golf. I don't know what to expect from their games, but you've got to think they're going to hit some horrible shots. Yeah, I mean, I think some, I think their miss is as bad as ours.

So like we like we know how bad our miss is and it's terrible, puts you in the worst place ever. So like I think because of that miss, I'm just so excited for the conversation from Phil and Tiger back to Peyton and Tom of like, no, no, you're not going like potentially not going for that. Like it will be interesting to see based on their tone and how they talk to the one another of like how invested they are in the match and how bad they won. want to win based on what they say them. It's not like, no, no, no, you have to cover water. Just like go for the three wood that's going to cover 240. It's like, no, no, no, take the pitching wedge lay up and like, I'll get us within 10 feet. So just do that. And it will be very, I'm just super excited for that. Like, I think playing alternate shot is going to be so exciting because they're invested in what the other person is doing and not just like working in the silo like they

usually do. So, I mean, I can't wait. And I also can't wait to watch medalist. And I think it will be great theater. Yeah, medalist looks sweet. I heard it's really hard. Yeah, I mean, I don't know too much. I mean, just from like what people that talked about it or just like little tidbits

here and there. But I'll probably do a course overview before we set down and actually. Wow, a little prep work from you. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. A little out of the box stuff. Looks like medalist needs a barcelo travel show.

people can see all the, all the holes from T-Box to green. See, like you would watch something like that. A little plug-back. Yeah, you would watch something like that before the match. And they go, shit, let's see what's going on here. I know this course inside now. Thank you for play. Hmm.

Justin Thomas, I think he'll be great on the commentary. I'm excited for something like that. He's pretty ruthless, especially on Twitter, on Instagram. He roast people all the time. So I expect nothing less from him when he's kind of standing there. He plays medalists. He's a member. there he plays with tiger all the time uh so having him he's pretty close with the whole crew i know

he's played with brady i'm sure he's played with manning he obviously knows phil really well and he's played with him a ton so he and him having kind of that relationship with these guys already doing the on course he's whatever the fourth rank player in the world we said the other day bless you frankie i hope that was not a bigger deal than it i think you're getting sick could be you're trying to keep oh i was just a sneeze i got pollen all over the place around here it's like the trees are Yeah, but I was outside, like in the backyard, trying to catch some rays a little bit. I got, you know, our pool is filled with all these little things with the tree. I got a pool, yeah.

You got a pool? Yeah. How come you so wild? Wait, above ground or or in ground? Above ground. Hell yeah. Terrific. You know?

I was going to be like, no way that you have an ingrat pool. That would have been something. No, we have an above ground pool, very long ounce of bourbon. You got to walk up the little, like the force. steps like we all act like you need steps against this thing where you can just lift yourself over and just go in but like we get very dramatic and walk up the steps and down you take the steps every

time it's like three steps but yeah it's a fucking pool I think Long Island and the Midwest are more similar than you think with an above ground pool and the suburbs I think we're closer than you think yeah no I think we are in some aspects and then other aspects we couldn't

be any further apart you want to highlight those at all or move on well like there's like there's no I mean I I guess if you go out to, like, Suffolk County, you can get, like, wineries and some farmland and stuff. But, like, there's nothing compared to, like, what the cornfields are in Iowa. Like, right? Like, it can't be. No, if you drive 15 minutes in either direction from where I'm from, it's just as far as the I can see.

Right. You got to go hours out east to try and get any sort of land. I mean, there's no land in Nassau County. It's insane. Everything is accounted for. Every little piece. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. how chock a block it is. Like flying over it or something like that into JFK or all the experiences that I've had out Long Island, like there is not an inch of land that's not accounted for or someone else. Like, it's not my cup of it. Dude, we're all on top of each other. So it's like you think about something like the coronavirus and like obviously it's spreading around here a lot because like you just, there's nowhere to go, man.

Like I walk out of my house. There's no way to get at my house. My driveway is like next to the people's driveway next to my house. Even if I get into my car, I'm like six feet away from them. If they get into their car at the same time, it's like we're like right here. It's like crazy. But it's also like you have your backyard, you have your front yard. You still have like your own little area, which is good.

It's not like in Queens or something. You ever see like all the really skinny high houses and they're just right next to each other? You literally have nothing. That's insane. I can't fuck with that. Like those old school videos of like old school like Queens and the Bronx. All the people sitting on their porch playing stickball and shit, that's way too much for me. Way too much for me.

Playing stickball. By the way, JT is the perfect person to be on-course commentary because, like, him and Tiger always muck it up. And he's like, he actually gives it back to Tiger a lot. When we were at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach, he was like, I was, I mean, I think it's another one of situations where we think of J.T. And he's what, like, 26 years old. He's my age. And you think of him as like this incredible fucking golfer and one of the best in the world. So, but then, like, you see him interacting with Tiger Woods.

And that's like a weird thing because you're almost think of him. him to be like one of your guys like oh yeah you're my is you can't talk to tiger wood like like that he like smacks him on the ass and and says like oh you're not a line the right way and shit like it's crazy like well the president's definitely gonna give it back and forth of them yeah i mean at the president's cup they both shouted imagine shouting at tiger wood saying i love me some me and then getting a dapple up like massive hug after like that's if you can do that you're on a level that is unfathable to me like that is something i i think you know know, Phil even on this past week on, I can't remember where it was it, ESPN or some interview

that he did this past week where he, he said, like, we kind of clamped up last time. That won't happen again. You know, when he was kind of, he was referring, he was referring to the first match to the Vegas thing where everybody's chirpid about how he and Tiger didn't really talk much. They just kind of played golf and it was a lot of downtime and boring. So Phil has clearly, like, shown that they're aware that it wasn't the best thing ever last time. So you would think now that they've had that, now that they've had the Skins game at Seminole that we got to watch last week, and then they're adding Tom Brady, Peyton, Man, they've got Phil and Tiger,

that this should be a pretty well-oiled, pretty damn good product that we get on Sunday, and they've got JT, they've got Emelman, they've got Barkley. So I'm confident we did say we're going to like kind of tamper expectations in terms of the banter and everybody kind of overhypes that. But overall, I think it's, again, going to be a really sweet product. I hope we get, like, some intense moments down the stretch. And I'm excited. 3 p.m. on Sunday.

Let's go. What do you got going on behind you right now? Those marshmallows in that phase? Yes, again. Come on, Frank. Those look like golf balls to me. Golf balls with apples around. Okay.

Well, I mean, like, why? So, like, it's a little food, like, it's a little snack area. Right. Why would they be golf balls in, like, in a vase? around. Why would there be marshmallows? I don't know. It's something to eat. I don't know. That's why I was so stung. Marsellows and apples. I got a fire around here or something

for my marshmallows? The man has been living on a golf course for three months now. I think everything around him is pretty golf related. I mean, when's the last time you saw 30 marshmallows in a vase? Once the last time you saw golf balls surrounded by apples in a vase that makes it look like it's like

a food display. All right. At least I've seen golf balls in a vase before. Is it a vase or Vaz? Vaz. I say Vaz. I'm a vase. I've switched it back and forth in this same conversation.

I never have an answer for that question because at once I get asked, I can't think of what I normally say. Like I'd have to say it a normal conversation. And that would be my answer. You're a vase guy for sure. You don't say Vaz. You're not you're not a Vaz guy. It's funny how like. You know, like, average man, Frankie, Warren,

in some things and then like how like sometimes you're so high and mighty with your language it's like it's such a flip-flop it's just so perfectly you Trent's not a vase guy no I'm not a vase is not you never heard vase till you left home that's like I went to you left home I went in New York City and people were like look all these vases hmm yeah walking maybe all to his house in his suit and all the butlers are walking in with brand new flowers from outside He's like, throw them in the vases. No, absolutely not. Why are there golf balls in a base?

They're trying to really go for the golf condo thing. Okay. You know, I don't. Can you use them? What kind of those? Those pro-be-women? What do we work with? A bunch of local balls or something like that?

That's kind of a shit combo. It's like top flights, Ricks-on. Ooh. Are the apples real? Um. Here we go. We're going to have to find out. Take a bite of that, but not.

Take a bite of that pitch. No, no, no. You ready? I don't know if that's real or fake. What is that? That's a weird test. No. Hold on.

Oh, there's a little bounce to it. So I guess it's fake. But that's not a very good Apple test. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you what that sound was. I will say, I thought it was going to be like dink and it was just thud. And the thud didn't help anybody. No.

They're fake. I like we did it a second time, though. Okay. I'm sorry. I thought if I dropped it at a different landing point, like maybe a corner it would get, but anyway, It doesn't go. They're fake. And I didn't put the golf balls there.

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We're going to play for a lot of everything. People are betting different amounts of money. They're going to throw into the pot. go towards the Kisner Foundation that can go towards COVID relief, helping people on the front lines if we win. So there's a lot of different aspects to this. I think we're already up over $33,000. KisnerFoundation.com.

That is how you do it. Tuesday is going to be a huge day. We've got Kisner here, teeing off around 10.30 a.m. on Tuesday. Dewey's coming. Kiz, I think, is bringing a couple buddies. Then afterwards, we're going to play the cradle. We're probably going to do some double or nothing. Maybe we have to solve a tie, whatever it is.

I think we're going to have team forwardplay, Team Kisner, who's going to be Dewey's going to grab the clubs and play with Kiz. And I think Kiz's buddy who's coming up. And then we're going to have Team Pioneerst, which is a couple guys that work here at Pioneerst, that have become my buddies who I play with a few different times, along with Kelly Mitchum, who's like their short game wizard who created the putting block that I was using yesterday,

that now I've got nine million inquiries about where you get the putting block. But I think we're going to have. have three different teams play the cradle afterwards. So Tuesday is going to be a long day. Reminder, KisnerFoundation.com. Go there, donate, help the cause. We're trying to get up to, I think, about $50,000. And then another little piece of headlines, the USGA announced that they are canceling, qualifying for all remaining events.

That means that the U.S. Open, which again is called the U.S. Open, is not really open. It's going to be all exemptions. That's it. It's a fully exempt field. So it really begs the question. How do you determine a fully exempt? field. Who do you pick the play? Who do you pick not to play? It is in September, not in June.

So there's a little bit less sunlight. So I think they're going to have a smaller field anyways. And then they've canceled a bunch of tournaments. The only four they're now going on are the U.S. Open at Wingfoot, the U.S. Women's Open, the U.S. Amateur, and the U.S. women's Amateur. Those are the only U.S.GA tournaments that are going on. They've canceled all the other ones. But yeah, no qualifying, fully exempt field. I mean, I get that people are going to be disappointed by that. But also, like, look, at the times. Like, it's not like, it's not a forever thing. It'll be back, hopefully next year. Like, I get that people are going to be disappointed, but you can look at the full picture and be like,

well, next time around we'll get them because this time around, we're all fucked. Yeah. What's Kisner, 36th ranked player in the world? Just, you put 36 people in the U.S. Open. And as long as Tiger and those, I don't give a fuck. That's fine. Right. I have 36 people, top 36 in the world, T. Off at Wingfoot in September. You give me Tiger. You give me J.T. Rory. out there losing his fucking mind on those Alistair and McKin, or on the Tilly Hass Greens. Gilhance, we did them a couple of years ago. They're absolutely wild. They're like Augustus Greens.

They're crazy rough. The massacre at Wingfoot, I think Jeff Ogilvie was five over par the last time there was U.S. open there and he won the tournament at five over par. I think seven over is one at Wingfoot before. You just give me these big names. You tee them off at fucking Wingfoot in September. That's all I need. Yeah, I mean, I think it will be great.

I mean, 36, 50, whatever the number is, like, however they decide it's going to be an awesome golf tournament and it's going to be carnage. Like, sorry, Phil, you know, like it was like it was a massacre the last time and I can't wait to see it again. It's going to be, like, knowing this area, the condition of that golf course is going to be pristine and beautiful at that time of year, I think, too. So I can't wait. And yeah, I'm sorry, but like, you know, I'm sorry for everything else that's going on in the world too. that's like transpired from Frankie's business to everything else that's dealt with us. Like everybody's just dealing with the coronavirus in one way or another. So that's just that's going to be what it is.

Right. Yeah. And I mean, I think they're still going to have close to a full fee. I think they're going to have 100 plus, you know, people that are going to be in this and they're going to come up with their own exemption system to do it.

And it'll be great. But it's like, I don't think anybody who's really getting exempt is likely to win this thing at wing foot. How many, what's the overrunner on a number of times they show Phil Mickelson collapsing and making double on the 72nd hold to lose the 2006 U.S. Open. I don't know if the numbers go that high.

It's going to be a lot. It's going to be a whole lot. You got to think he with his new social media presence is going to try to get ahead of it, right? Like he's going to put out some wacky video a week before of him like, you know, reliving the whole thing in a funny, you know, way about his calves or something.

He's got to do something because otherwise it's going to be a full, week of him just getting roasted at wingfoot. Yeah. I mean, that can get the opener every, like, imagine on Sunday, like, it's a tight race for the win. They're going to show that on repeat to get viewers to continue to watch because, like, you have to watch every second to see when that blowup is because it's on the horizon for anybody. Like, if it can happen to hit Phil, it can happen to anybody, so it is going to be, I mean, 50 times. Yeah. So that's the update with the USDA.

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After everyone's congratulating him, one of us asked, you know, what the whole situation was. The guy goes on to tell them, that's the first hole, hit a bad first drive, took a breakfast ball, hit it down the middle. and they ended up holding the second shot on this par five for a two. And everyone's like, well, I mean, you took a breakfast ball. The driving range was closed, so there was no way to warm up. And most of the year, almost everybody plays breakfast balls in this situation at this place. So the question is, does four play count this as a legitimate Albert trust? Yep.

Yeah, I do too. I do too. Unless it was like a mulligan and he could pick either drive that he wanted. But like if it was designated at breakfast ball, he had to, So like an okay one that hits a good one, like, and he's just playing the next ball? Like, that's an albatross. That's fine. Correct. Because everyone knows when you take a breakfast ball, everyone on the T-box is all in agreement that whatever happens from here on now is just what happens, right? We all agreed that you hit the first one. You're like, take a breakfast

ball. We just got out of the car. We're just going to forget that that one happened. You can't then, like, go back in time and get mad or like, or pinpoint someone down, be like, hey, like, you're not allowed to have an albatross there because you had a good result, even though we all all agreed on the tea box that that's okay, right? Like that happens all the time. You may feel bad or whatever, but it's like, no, like, everyone agreed just because I hit an albatross or, you know, I hit a really good drive on my second one and ended up making a birdie.

Like, that's just the result that happened. But you agreed before I took my first swing. It gets a little trickier to me if you're like, if it's your career low. Like, if you took a breakfast ball and shot a 73, would you still count that as a 73? Yeah. Yeah, because it's like you're agreeing to it. It's something that, like, that's what you did. You could have hit the ball out of bounds.

Right. Like, if it's worse, people, if it's a worst shot, people, like, it's the same thing. If it's good or if it's bad, it's all the same. It's also a little bit of, like, the butterfly effect. Like, you don't know, everything changes at that point. Like, so if you say, well, if I didn't take a breakfast ball, for all you know, I could have gone shot 68. Like, maybe I make double on the first hole, but then I don't make, you know,

so you don't really know. And I think breakfast ball is so ingrained as it should be in what we do that I think if there is no warm up, there's no full range session. Everybody agrees early in the morning. We all got here. We're late as usual. We're hung over. The lady took a little extra time to make our breakfast sandwich. Then my coffee.

I had Rigsie runs. I had to go to the bathroom, teeing off late. Breakfast ball, who gives a shit? We're all here to have a good time. Then once that second ball is in play, that's your ball. And you hold the next shot for a deuce, like Albatross City. agree. Full agreement.

Matt says, would you rather play Augusta but have to skip 11, 12, and 13, so Amen Corner, or just play Pine Valley? Play Pine Valley. You have to, I don't think it's that tough. Imagine talking about to someone after you played Augusta and they asked you like, oh, how was Aman Corner? Was it as magical as you've been dreaming about since you were a child? And then you're like, I didn't get to play it. I had to skip those because I did a hypothetical from a golf podcast. But it's like, it's similar to the whole and one thing where if you have a story to it,

it's like Riggs's cradle whole in one. Like if you have to say, well, I got a story about that, then it's not, it's not as enjoyable as it could have been. And we're acting like you're like a Pined Valley's a roll away. So it's, I mean, I'm going to play Pine Valley. Yeah, I'm playing Pine Valley, but I also like the aspect of telling people like, listen, there's this thing that happens. There's this podcast.

They just had the Jonas Brothers on. And I was able to play Augusta. I just wasn't allowed to play 11, 12, 13. Like, they just wouldn't let me do it. But you just have to agree with me that, like, that's the right choice that I made. You know, and that's it. Because you're still playing in Augusta. That's the only reason I think it's tough, right?

You're still playing. You're not. You are, but you also aren't. Playing 15 holes at Augusta National. I'd rather play 18 to find out. I know. I don't know. I think it's probably Augusta still.

but that's how big of a difference I think there is to me between Augusta and achieving anything else in golf. Now, if you got to tell the real story, that'd be great. But if the reason that you didn't get to play A Man Corner is like something that's not because you listen to a hypothetical on a golf podcast. It was under construction. Under construction, you had to go to the bathroom, a little bathroom break, and you just missed those three holes or something.

then no, I wouldn't do that over Pine Valley. But if it does come with, like, you get to explain, no, actually I listen to this show, then I got an email from Fred Ridley that invited me or an owl brought a fucking envelope from Augusta that invited me to play Augusta and just said I couldn't play A men corner. I think I would rather do that over Pines County.

I just think I pose a question is this. What if I pose the question is this? You guys get to play 15 holes at Augusta National or any other golf course in the world. Which one are you choosing? Without knowing. Do I get to pick my 15 holes? No, you don't know.

You're like, hey, come on. Like, we're going to play 15 holes at Augusta National today. I'm going to bring you around the golf course and you'll get to play it. Right, right. A member takes you out. You don't know. Right, right. I don't know, but you're just saying it's random.

So, like, it's not, under the covers, it's not, like, definitely 10, or sorry, 11 through 12 or out. Like, you end up not playing 11, 12, and 13, but, like, going into it, someone gave you the option, like, hey, like, you want to come play 15 holes at Augusta. And then at the end of the day, like, you see. skipped over Amen Corner, but like you went into it not knowing that you weren't going to play it and you ended up not playing. I don't think that like, I don't think you walk away with that as a bad experience. I think you walk away with that. Like you're just fucking, you still finished on 18. You started on one. It's pretty fucking sick. Yeah. I think you're pretty upset afterwards. I think you're like,

I'm glad I played 15 holes, but like I didn't get to play the main event. The one you think that member is the biggest sicko in the world. Like, hey, I only have time for 15 and then you walk from the 10th green to the 14th T box, you think the guy that you're playing with is the biggest lunatic in the world. I also think a fight breaks out. I think you're like, why did we go from 10 green to 14T? Like, I don't understand why, why are you tortuying like this? We're going to go ahead over here. We're going to make a right real quick. And he's like, well, well, there's like, heaven's right straight ahead. Do we want to go see what that's about or do we want to? No, don't worry about it. You know what? You've seen it on TV. You've seen it on TV.

get it. That's the other thing. Going forward every time you're watching the master's on TV, maybe you're watching it with some buddies, and they all know that you would play to Gustav. Maybe they don't know the whole story. And they're like, man, how'd you do on 12? And you're like, we skipped it. We went right over it. They're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, play at TPC Sawgrass and just walking past 17, be like, you know, not today. Let's just go to 18. Right. Yeah, that looks like a dinky little, I'm not even going to play that one. I'm just going to go to 18. you. Yeah, I don't know.

You just suck the shit out of that water bottle, didn't you? Oh, yeah, can you hear it? I was hoping you couldn't hear it. No, it's just it was more visual. I mean, I never seen anyone take such an aggressive swig at a water bottle in my life. I've been pounding water, man. That was Glennie balls-esque when he sucks the beer out of the bottle. And then I look of disgust.

I tried to run a mile yesterday. You what? I tried to run a mile yesterday. What do you mean, tried? Well, did you alert the authorities before you started? Did you give them? your route so that just in case you fucking died on the way there, they'd know where you're at. As soon as I started, the only way I can describe it is my body couldn't believe it.

My body was completely blindsided by like, the way I described to somebody on Twitter was, you know what, in a movie when a plane starts to free fall and all of the things in the cockpit, they start turning red and the alarms going off, that's the way I would describe my running experience. Like, my body was completely unprepared for it. is your sirens and like clanging going around inside your body just yeah like your body was doing everything it could to alert your brain that this is a serious problem right at first it was probably like oh maybe we're running away from something and then as soon as it realized

that we were just running for for leisure it was like this is the stupidest thing you're what's the last time you think you ran a mile oh who's cool football buddy it's been a lot not yesterday it sounds like i haven't ran a mile since like 11th grade yeah that's the other side did you accomplish the mile? I did with, I walked a good portion of it, but I did accomplish the hands on the hips, look it up. You're like,

halfway through. It was a nightmare. It was a quick walk. It was so hard. The head letting the lungs breathe. If there weren't social distancing, I think people would have like put their hand on my back, then like, are you okay, son? It was bad. What was the, what was the weather like?

What was it yesterday? I guess like low 60s. That's nice running weather. I got to get out. Yeah. I figured that if I'm going to be outside, I've been trying to go for walks. I thought, hey, let's kick this up a notch. And that was a mistake. Remember when you tried the stairs?

Yeah, I tried running the stairs in my apartment building. It's just hard. Working out is incredibly difficult, especially when you're out of shape. Yeah, it's tough. All right, boys. Well, this was a big show. This was fun. We had the Jones Brothers on this show.

Crazy. We do have the Jones Brothers show. Hey, you know, it's fucking crazy at this world right now. I went, so I didn't take any videos of it because, like, I still don't know, and I'm, like, still scared, but, like, I went golfing with my dad the other day, and it was great to get him out on the golf course, like, actually away from all this fucking bullshit that's going on. And, like, you know, it was a Monday morning, and he's like, I just got to just go. Like, we got to get out and walk on a golf course.

So we took him to Rockville links. They hooked this up there. They were so happy to see him there. Like, my guy, Luke and Kagan are like, oh, my God, it's like, Kagan, who listens to this show was like, oh, my God, it's Mr. Borrelli, like, looking, like, trying to get a glimpse of those fucking sand wedges and spin doctors. Like, I can't believe these things are in the flesh. And I took a picture with them on the 18th hole, you know, and we're standing, like, not right next to each other, but me and him are quarantining together. I've been here for

three months, right? Like, we eat dinner together. We play games. We play yachts. We watch movies. Like, am I not allowed to put that picture up because, like, we're standing next to each other? Like, I want to be like, I had a great day with my dad on a golf floor. We're standing on 18th Green. We're standing next to each other. Am I not allowed to. I'm not allowed. I'm not allowed. out to like show the world of my dad's having a good day or like is that where we're at right now that we're not put that picture up what do you guys think no you can put that picture up then you got to explain like well you know I'm with them all the time yeah I mean isn't that so sad there is an element of like there's of super low risk people that you spend time with that

like there's just acceptance right like a married couple that just sleeps together every in bed every night is like they can take a picture outside right like what's right It's just so sad, man It's like little things like that That you want to like you know You just want to like That's something that that's like That's what life is

Being able to like share a moment And like put it up and be like Hey like family look at us Like we're having fun Like here's an update on like On life That's like what that's If you can't do shit like this

We can't live life It's crazy I'm starting to lose it a little bit I say put it up Frank I think you can I think you can too. People who know you and are familiar with you know that you've been at home

pretty much this entire time. I know it sucks that you have all these caveats, but that's just kind of the way it is now. It's not even like about, it's weird thing to talk about like the picture, like upload, but it's like, it's more of like the lifestyle that we're in right now. It's nuts.

Oh yeah. I'm starting to fucking lose it, man. Everybody is. You got a nice range. Yeah, I mean, everybody's losing it to an extent, though. It's pricking weird. All right. Fellows, enjoy the Sunday golf.

Next time we talk, you guys will be here. Yes. I can't wait to get out of this, like, epicenter of a shit show, man. Like, because all these, like, you know, it's just, I think it's going to be such a nice change of pace for that week because, like,

like, you can clearly see I'm starting to lose a little bit. Like, it's just, I can't, I can't, I can't, none of it makes sense to me.

I just need to get out. I need to beat Kevin Kisner and golf. That's all I need to do. do. I could not agree more. I'm ready to see green trees and green grass. I'm very excited. If we beat Kevin Kisner, the four play boys collectively are a world-class golfer. Yep. Correct. It's the most athletic thing that we'll ever do in our lives. I mean, it is saying that collectively, that together, we are better than a WGC winner, a top 40 player in the world at golf. It's crazy.

We can win. A little bit of homework for everyone listening. This is just a recap. I need you guys to figure out what our punishment is going to be for the Jonas brothers and us because we need to keep that going. We need to get that robbery getting up because they think that they can beat us. We know that we can beat them. And I want to take them down.

Honestly, all three of them wearing a barstool golf shirt during a concert is one of the funniest things I can picture in my brain. And I think that needs to happen. Them going out there and singing like sucker in a fucking Barstool golf shirt is hilarious. hysterical that'd be great i love it uh reminder to go um go rate subscribe review us on iTunes on anywhere you listen that you can do that give us five stars it means a lot to us check out for play golf on youtube we got great videos up there some of them have over 400,000 views they're that good people like watching them also i'll show all kinds of number two we're working on that fucking thing that new travel show that thing's starting to come

together man i don't know when it's going to release maybe it releases real soon Maybe it releases before our next podcast. Who knows? We're trying to grind this thing out. So keep an eye out for that. That may be a big push that we have here. If we don't have another show coming out, if it's on the weekend,

keep your eyes open because we're working on this thing. We're putting music to it. It's dramatic as fuck. We just sent a teaser to our boys here and the foreplay boys in our group chat. And it is, I mean, it gives you the chills, man. It's thumbs up, Trent's giving the thumbs up. This thing, I think it may be an hour long.

I think that's how long this video is going to be. It is going to be so chill-induced. thing. There's so many storylines. I was talking to ebug yesterday. He said that there's only like three or four holes where there's not a storyline on that hole. Like where there's like where we didn't like hype up something like a big chip or a huge pot and

part of the match. There's only like two or three times where like we don't have that. Like maybe it's just a regular hole. That's like it's so good. There's so much stuff. So keep an eye for that because I want that thing to come out ASAP. All right. Great show. Good fun. Everybody have a good weekend. Have a Memorial Day weekend. Enjoy. Hit it hard.

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