Fore Play - “I’m going to make Trent my puppet”

Episode Date: March 28, 2019

We breakdown the first day of the match play and answer a bunch of questions From The Gallery. Should Tiger bic his hair? Who would win between Krista Glover and Justine Reed in a steel cage match? Would you rather win 1 Masters or 5 PGA Championships? Albatross or hole in one? Also, Frankie requests a What's Up Doc!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We are back. It's the whole squad. We got Big Daddy Trent, Frankie Borelli, Pizza Maker, Butternives, who just got buried by Bryce and E. Chambone, real-time and competition.

No days off. We got Lurch in the house. Big shout-out to Supreme Golf, presenting sponsor for the year, fresh new app. Go check them out. Getting a lot of tweets now. It's turning golf season. and I cancel winter.

People were out golf in the last couple days. A lot of people golf during the week, which I'm very jealous of. Sounds awesome. People have been tagging us left and right. They're using Supreme Golf. Thank you for the deal. Can't believe how good their experience was. Wow, I've never had so much fun booking a tea time.

So use SpringGolf.com. Go to your app store and download Supreme Golf. They're the only tea time app that you need. Thank you, Supreme Golf, for being so awesome. Reminder Tuesday show. We had Keith Mitchell on. A lot of people saying reminiscent or reminds them of every time we've had kids on kind of a Southern boy.

old Southern boy, normal dude. He's talking about how we just had a beer and a sandwich, and now he's sitting down and chat with me for about 40 minutes. Very easygoing guy. We talked about fishing. He actually said he stinks at fishing just like me. He just goes there to drink, which is awesome, very relatable. Great dude, very easy going, guys.

So if you miss Tuesday's show, check it out. I think that starts at like the 41-minute mark. Another little housekeeping item. We used to do a whole housekeeping list, and then I kind of got away from that. Our spring line releasing today. So you guys are listening to this right now as this has come out. out, go to store. Barstoolsports.com, go to the

foreplay link. We got some new spring items. We got the Travis Matthew hats. People cannot believe these things. We got our own little circular patch deal. We got like four different styles, I believe. One of them is the golf cart guy, drinking a little bit with the barstool logo on the side. Other three, we got a gray, a blue, a black.

Travis Matthew hat, circle patch barstool. Very cool, very cool. People are going crazy about these. A lot of tweets. When the hell's that going live? It's live right now. So go buy those. We also have the spring edition. We've got to call it that. Spring edition of the Peter Milar. Q snaps.

We invented that term, right, Frankie? Q snaps as opposed to Q Zip. Instead of the zip. Quarter snaps. They're snaps. They're unbelievable. This thing just springs. Oh, screams spring. I can buy the two. You see that?

Spring scream. Yes. Scream spring. They are so light. They're, I think they, oh man, you can wear. them when it's just a little bit chilly out. You can wear it all the way until, I don't know, 75, 80 degrees I would wear that thing. You really could.

You really could. Yep, you get away with that. It's nice and thin. You can roll up the sleeves if you want to. It's an unbelievable look. It is what I explained when you're walking through certain golf tournaments and you're going through the pro shops and you see that one color. You see those couple colors up on the mannequins.

You're like, wow, I need that. That's the type of colors that we're putting out here. It just pops and it's very, like, pleasing to the eye. Yep. You look at your side, oh, oh, man. You feel like you just, you feel like you have, like, fresh water running through your body. You know, it makes you, I feel like when you wear it, you feel, it feels like it makes you very fertile. Like you're full of life.

Oh, yeah. You could create life. You're just, oh, yeah. Springs popping, you're popping. That color's popping. Hell yeah. Oh, it's great. Anyways, that's available. Hopefully somebody's popping that pee on you.

You know what I mean? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, baby. Let's go, baby. Okay. So we got to talk about this too. Frankie's exclusively doing Cali Daps?

Cali Daps, West Coast, baby. So instead of just doing a fist bump or a handshake, you're doing Cali Daps. It's called Cali Dap. Well, I don't even know if it's called a Cali Dap. Basically, the history on this is I watched a Tony Hawk video. He was driving around Santa Monica or somewhere down south in California. Is Santa Monica is Southern California?

No clue, but I think so. That sounds right. No, maybe not. I have no idea. Jake Shigman has said, no. I think it is. Santa Monica is. It's not far from L.A., right?

That's why I'm trying to be Cali. I think Sacramento is Northern California. Okay. Anyway, he's driving around. He looks at this kid, and the kid's like, yo, Tony Hawk, and he goes in, and they do this Cali bump, like this nine-year-old new to do it. Like, they nailed this thing. And it got me thinking, like, why don't we do that? It's a nice little slide of the fingers, and you finish with a bump.

So that's all I do now. If you see me on the streets, Callie Bump. I love it. We've done it 20 times in the last three days. It feels good. And every time we do it, someone makes a reaction. I just hate that it's right in my face. I got to say this.

I can't decide if I want to do it or not. Oh, it's so good. On the golf course, can you imagine after that, have to nail in a put and, like, most guys go for, like, awkward knuckles and, like, high-fyes. This is the, this is how you save awkward handshakes on the golf course, right? Like, because it's a combination of the bowl. So, don't, if you're going at them, like, you have time to, you have time to, like, save it.

I'm a high-five guy on the golf course. Of course. Either a low or high-high-high-five. But, like, it's a firm hand. I want to do it. Can I do it? Can we do it? Can we do it, Frank?

can do it right now. Come on, baby. Oh, that felt great. It just feels good. Not only is it in. Not only is it a high five and a handshake, but then you finish it off with like, we just did that. That had a real chance of being the like the hug in stepbrothers where it goes all sideways, but it ended up okay. No, we saved it.

It ended up okay. We had the whole table in between us. That felt good. I'm in now. So I'm in? I thought the table was going to come down. B-2. And we got it almost came down.

And then the other item we've got this transfusion orca thermis. This thing, I posted a picture of this, just tweeted it out. People are going crazy for this thing. You put your transfusion in there. It makes it like the coldest thing you possibly have without being frozen. You put your hot coffee in there, steaming hot. I'm talking legit steam coming out the top. People be like, whoa, that thing looks hot.

So it's just the best item you could possibly have for keeping your stuff at the proper temperature. I posted a picture of it. I've kind of addicted to portrait mode now. I see that. Posted this portrait photo of this. Everything's blurred in the background of this thing. It legit. I mean, I don't want to overuse the term pop.

This thing's like, it looks like it's jumping off the screen. Holy shit. That's what it looks like in real life, folks. That's the closest thing you can capture to real life version of this, this orca. So that's going to be available. There's little ice cubes inside the stool. Anytime you blur. It's insane.

No, it's awesome. But when you blur the background, too, it just makes that front image just pop in just a beautiful way. It makes it look like you know what you're doing, which I don't. Right? I just, all I learn, I've had, you know, iPhone for, A decade. And I just learned that, like, if you swipe a little bit more on the camera app, there's a portrait thing.

And I just started towing around with that. Boom, I dictated the portrait run. So anyways, we got a whole new line. I also, this is a little teaser. We have a huge Barstool Golf announcement coming in April. I know that's a little bit away. I mean, a couple weeks. Huge Barstle golf announcement.

I'm going to leave it at that. Huge, massive. Another thing we haven't talked about that we have to talk about that I keep forgetting whenever we have lurch back on is our trip to Abaco. And we're not going to do a whole long spiel on it. But Island golf. We talked about this a little bit off air with Frankie and Trent. I win golf.

I'm addicted to Island golf. It's a fairly snobby thing to say. I never experienced it before. I mean, golf, there's kind of one golf that you got. And it's just, you got to wear a polo. You got to tuck it in. You got to wear, like, nice golf, Bermuda shorts, this, that. It's a little, you know, done up, which is fine.

We're all pretty into that. I was sure. Island golf is a whole other animal. We're down at Abaco, which is maybe the most beautiful place that have been in my entire life. You wouldn't even believe it. The water, it's unbelievable. And it's like, we got there the first day,

and it's about four in the afternoon, sunsets at like 5.30, somewhere around there, maybe six. We think, you know what? We'd love to sneak over to that first tee. We'd just put some family time in. We'd love to sneak over to that first tee and play a little golf. Like, how can we finagle this? What do we really need?

We don't really have all of our gear. All we got, like, swim trunks on. and we do have some polos. We got, like, dirty polos and, like, we play golf. We'll over to the first tee. We go over to the Marshall, or we go into the pro shop. We're like, hey, you know, this is all we got, swim trunks and, like, a polo on puck.

Can we play golf on that? It's an island man. You play whatever you want. Unbelievable. Are you serious? So we play the first time we play golf at Abico, which is number one rated golf course in Bahamas, so it's pretty good.

They have web.com tour event there. Unbelievable. Pretty good. We're legit, like the sun's setting. We only got like six holes in. We got transfer. Fusions in our hands. We're walking out there barefoot.

We're playing golf completely barefoot. You can drive your cart right up next to basically the greens. You can drive your car almost wherever you want, like not on the T-box, not on the actual green. Other than that, drive your cart pretty much wherever you want. We're barefoot. We got swim trunks on. Swim trunks are still a little bit damp from just taking a dip in the water. And we're just out there playing like five-man skins, played as a five, so no problem.

Island golf, boys, if you haven't played Island Golf yet, I'm telling you, I'm obviously going to recommend Abaco because that's where I've been. and it was unbelievably cool. Island golf is in. You guys got to experience island golf. It's tremendous really relaxing. There's no, like, nobody puts a vibe out there. There's any rules at all. It's like you're driving around a card at like a country club,

and you see the old guy with a blue flag. You can go anywhere you want. And, yeah, it's just totally. It is. It's universal blue flag. Yeah. The handicapped guy, right? The old guy who's like, got,

he's had a bum hip for 30 years. They allow that guy to do whatever fuck he wants it. his cart, that's Island gone. 30-year-old fat guy. It's the same thing. It's amazing. Absolutely. God, I need to take a vacation.

Yeah. So nice. I mean, if you're talking about that picture popping, the blue water at Abaco is, it pops off Google Maps. It literally comes off the screen. It's not a real color. We can go into that for hours. You know what you're saying?

Like Augusta Green is its own thing? Yep. I think Abico Blue is just the one color you wouldn't believe. If we can get that on a pullover, we'd sell $8 million. Yeah, that would not stay on the shelves. It's not a real thing. I don't want to get, I don't like this little bit. Hey.

Let me do my first CaliDAP to how great it is. Absolutely not. You know what actually happened was this. My mother, my mother said, hey, Lurch is back on the show. I keep waiting for you to talk about your vacation because you had a totally about your vacation. So I got a reminder for my mother, actually. There's two people that didn't go to Abaco. Yeah, I decided to rub it in your face.

We don't go to Abaco Island. How's that feel? Is it Abaco Island? What's the island called? The Great Abaco, I believe, is the section. Great Abaco. So it's like out of Moana. Correct.

Unbelievable. Better than Moana. Great fucking movie. We talked about that movie on this show. One of the worst storylines I've ever heard in my dialogue. I mean, the ocean's too friendly. It's too helpful. That's all that.

Absolutely not. Don't even look at me. Malana is not talented. She just fails so many times and gets saved by the forces of nature. It's crazy. Never seen it. Moana? She's terrible.

Those songs, though. The songs are great and the rock is unreal in it. I listen to that soundtrack when I walk to work. Not every day, but I've done it. Moana? Oh, yeah. They're good songs. I'll tell you this.

The weather's starting to turn around. I did this last year. When we have a nice spring day and I'm walking down the streets of Manhattan and I turn on that like how far I'll go song where she's just blasting it from the mountaintops, I honestly feel like walking through the streets of Manhattan and spinning while I like drop my bag and I like spin as I look up at the sky. Someone would just punch you. like you're in like sounds of music like i feel like like the earth is just like sprouting out

of my like my arms i'm just going to start shooting out trees and just like and birds are going to fly out of me it's an unbelievable feeling you birds are going to fly out of you frankly how far i'll go listen to it first real day of spring i know that you canceled winter but yeah we're still a little cold i cancel winter winters out i keep having to bring my coat to work it's not it's not it's not spring it i keep having to bring my it's close you ever heard of it spring coat? No, I have one coat. I'm wearing up. You know what I wore it? I wore a Burton snowboarding coat because that's the only

thing I fucking own right now. That's why I wore it. I mean it's the only thing you own. It's the only like coat I own. What do you do in the real winter? I wear a Burton snowboarding coat. I'm going to get you a coat, Frankie. I know. I know. What's up, Doc? Yes. Frankie has a what's up, Doc, request. So to all the doctors that listen to this. Many doctors. You're going to get a lot of A mild amount of emails. I don't want the emails.

Can they go to you? Can they go to Foreplay? You send it a for play. Yeah, and then we'll read them on the next show. Yeah, that's fine. I don't want the emails. I got too many emails.

Fourplay at Barstlesport. I hate emails so much. All the doctors out there. You know who emails me every two seconds is our Booker, Kelly? That's a ricochet shout at Kelly, but every day, every time my phone rings, it's a Kelly email. Anyway. Yeah, I kind of buried Kelly one time.

Yeah, it's so many emails. Yeah, we're having a nice little dinner, a little talkeria, and we are at the but this was at the Super Bowl. We're having a great time. Everybody's kind of like, you know, we're busting each other's, busts each other's balls, giving each other a needle, having a good time. And I said something.

I made some little jab, and she goes, oh, we'll see if I get you any guests. And I go, I've gotten every guest who ever have myself anyways. Oh. Burn. She didn't like that. So now she's got two regic-and-state shots on the podcast.

I can imagine. We love you, Kelly. You're awesome. So anyway, what's up, Doc? I play golf and I play the drums my whole life, right? So obviously I have like somewhat of a, it's just two hobbies that I have. It was like a little hard.

I didn't talk about how good I was. I played golf and I do the drums my whole life. Yeah, that's what I do. And I'm trying to lay the land here. I think that's, that felt natural. That felt so natural. Yeah. I did say I play golf at Abaco and I play the drums on the motley crew tour.

I ski the winner and I golf in the summer. Right. That's what it sounded like to me. That's exactly what that sounded like to me. Playing the drums is not skiing. I mean you're in a band. You're in a rock star. You're like a rock star

You're in a garage If anything, I thought it was modest You could have been like yeah I sold out Irving Clause But everybody knows that He's like referencing this thing That he's like a star at For anyone that doesn't know

Our first concert we've ever played Was that Irving Plaza We tore the fucking house down Okay Didn't even play one of our own songs See I thought His part of what he's saying Was implied in him being like

I played the drums right And then I was actually bum Because we started laughing Because you mentioned those things That okay yes You play golf You play the drums So obviously

And then we all started laughing because it sounded outrageous, whatever was coming next. So I'm really interested in what happens after obviously. So anyway. Obviously I have skill. So obviously I have skill and I'm like playing all around the world with this stuff. But anyway, my wrists and my elbows always like giving me some problems. Some people say it's tennis elbow.

Some people say it's carpal tunnel syndrome. But for me, I did a little webbmd search and like on the internet. I did the Google. And I think I have an ulnar nerve damage. And they're saying that it goes from like the inside of your elbow all the way to your fingertip. It actually affects your pinky and your ring finger and you get some, like, tingling sensation. But the problem with me, docs that are listening,

is when I play the drums for pop punk now and, like, we're practicing a lot, every time I play, like, maybe a half an hour, 45 minutes in, or even, like, 10 minutes in sometimes, my arm goes dead. And I can't move my wrist anymore. It's like my arm just goes completely dead. When we played in Atlanta, three songs in, I couldn't move my arm.

Couldn't move my arm. I was so nervous. I was, like, shaking. What'd you do? I just started playing like a gorilla. Like, I was, like, moving my arms up. And I couldn't use my wrist. It was crazy.

Now, I thought maybe it's because, like, we only practice a couple times, and it's almost like working out, right? Like, when you only work out once every month, like, you're going to be more sore, and then the next time you can't, like, lift anything, right? Like, we'll lift up a water bottle, like, is hard. So I thought that was it. But then, like, I can crack my elbow. So this is where I want the doctors to listen. I can push my wrist on my stomach, right? So, like, my wrist is on my stomach.

And I can push down on my wrist and the inside of my elbow can, like, crack into place. And only sometimes. And when I do that sensation, it feels as though like blood rushes to my hand. Like I'm like, oh, such a relieving feeling. I always thought like there was like a blood like circulation problem. And when I cracked my elbow and it makes it loud crack. When I crack my elbow, like I thought, oh, I just released all the tension. But now when I'm reading this ulnar nerve thing, it could be the nerve is moving back and forth.

And that's relieving all the tension inside my fucking forearm. I've got a question for you. At what point did you think that that was like the right thing to do to just take your wrist and push it against your stomach? At one time it was really tight, and I no joke popped it, and it felt as though, like, you know, like, you have a really good back crack. You're like, oh. Yeah. And now I'm just random. Let that happen.

Okay. So now I'm, like, always pushing in my stomach with my wrist. That is interesting. All right. Doctors out there. Doctors, what do I have to do, number one? I know people say, like, ulnar surgery. Is it my ulnar?

Ulnar? Tell me how to say it, number one. Number two, what do I have to do? And is there any remedies that I don't need surgery? All right, Doc. All the doctors out there. What's up, Doc? Nice little segment from Frankie.

This next one, this is just going to be a new thing that we're going to do every show. Everyone's going to recommend one thing for people to watch. Oh, what? So the one that I'm going to give, and some people have been calling me Rigsie Rex. Oh, fuck off. I'm just saying people. That was the appropriate response. That was the appropriate response.

Just the quickest, oh, fuck off of all time. Just Rigsie anything. Rigsie doors. Those are just the facts. People have been saying that. On Netflix, the Voyager documentary, it's called The Far this and then it's Voyager in space. I recommended this like a week

or so ago on Barstle Radio. But getting a million responses of like that was unreal. It's an awesome thing. You got to watch it. That's my recommendation. You guys save yours. And then on the next show, somebody will recommend something. Oh, we're doing one a show. Yeah, because we want to give them all away. No, no, no, no.

No, no. We give one away. Yeah, but you don't want to give them all away, right? Because then like two weeks in, you're just out. Patience is a virtue. That doesn't help anybody. So that's a little rigsy-rex. We're going to call that segment. Every company battles challenges as they grow.

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We're in a different room, kind of a weird studio. Frankie's back in his pink chair. Yep. I'm like, I'm stunned at where this is going in the podcast. So how are they, have they already listened to? It's a good thought. They just got recommended a Voyager documentary. Oh, you're right.

And now we're, we're, now we're jumping. So are we somewhere in the middle? Yes. So they already listened to us upstairs. Yep. Before. Yes. Four hours ago.

Yes. And now they're listening to us now downstairs. And then in a couple minutes, they're going to listen to us back four hours ago. Yeah. Holy fuck. So Frankie has a bad history. Oh, my brain. Comprehending the.

Have they heard about my elbow yet? Time work. Yeah. No. Yeah, we did what's up, Doc. They've heard about my elbow. Still hurts. Four hours later, still feels tingling.

Still relevant. Folks, when you hear the from the gallery later, that actually was. earlier. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, this is actually like a genius new way of podcasting, like time travel. This is kind of time. I think it's a good way to confuse the listener. Yeah. They're like what the fuck's going on. Is there any way they know what the fuck we're doing right now? No. Okay. What we're about to talk about for the next five or ten minutes, we wanted to talk about after the golf finished up so we could react to the coverage, to the results and all that. But our studio time that we could get earlier today and so we could go home and have normal lives after

work. We recorded a bunch of the front of the gallery stuff earlier, a bunch of our typical BS. Makes sense. Yeah, no. Total sense. Great move. We're just kind of in the middle right now. Kind of weird, kind of different. A couple things I wanted to talk about. I don't know if you guys noticed from their coverage today. First of all, the match play is awesome. One of the coolest events of the year.

The fact that we get golf on Wednesday, very cool. Austin Country Club may be my second favorite course to watch golf on throughout the entire year. Augusta number one. Obviously, the other three majors like shifts, so you don't get the same course every year. And this golf course, watching them play this course is so cool. It hit the ball,

crazy distances. It's always pretty firm and fast. Bowls rolling. There's really no rough, so it kind of rolls and rolls and rolls. You see a lot of bad shots. These guys, like, hit chips that just don't check on the green and then they just go into like hazards, which is very cool. Love everything about that. So enjoy yourselves today and tomorrow just watching, you're not going to do anything at work. You're just going to watch March Madness and you're going to watch match play golf. Very cool. Have you noticed this graphic they're putting up now instead of putting it, putting AS for when they're all square, they put tied.

What? Have you guys seen that? Is that too, like have a more of an appeal? I think to the masses. I think to the average idiot sports fan who doesn't know golf that sees, I don't know what AS means.

Language is about understanding. A.S. It gives you no understanding. I've never seen that. Yeah, right. Right. But I've never, I've never seen that before.

I actually like the move. I like it to be more appealing to more people. I kind of do too. I would recommend a similar move to tennis. I don't understand. and tennis score. They should take some notions of this match play. 15, yeah.

15 love, 30, love. Yeah, just give me one, two. But then the worst part is... Why is it go to increment of 10 at the end? I don't know. That's what I was just about to get to. 15, fine, 30, fine. 40.

That last point was worth only two thirds of the first one. No, you are a tennis player. Where does that come from? No, I have no idea, but it's... There has to be a reason. There's no way that you picked it. But you're not getting out of me right now.

You'd have to go to the world. Wide Web, we get that one. I will say, is there a tennis podcast? 40 love. Is there a tennis podcast? Should we start one? I think we are in it right now. Yeah, we're doing it.

We're doing it live right now. I will say I do appreciate like, add better. Yes. But yeah. So do you know tennis scoring at all? A little bit. So when you get to Deuce, which is another weird part of the score. If we get to-duce, we have to adopt.

They should. Instead of putting Tide up there or do they doce. Tide. Tide. That means tied. Why? Deuce is tied. So, Duce is tied.

So, Duce, Deuce basically Deuce is Wild brings you back to... Two on, two out, and a two-two-count baseball best time. If I was ever a baseball announcer

and there was two-on, two-out, a two-two-count, I would just scream, Deuce's Wild. Deuses. Deuses. Deuses wild! Deuze's wild!

Oh, you kidding me. Fans would love you. Too-on, two-out-to-two-count! Here comes Frankie with the Deuces. It would go viral every time. Everybody would be rooting for it in the game. Throw ball. Throw ball.

One ball. One ball here we got, Deuce is wild. The old crowd going, ball. Ball, ball. Ball. Bring some excitement. And all of a sudden, they put my

Broadguessing just on like The PA. Deuce is wild. That's the big announcement. The crowd goes fucking crazy for free. The world's only golf tennis baseball podcast. You're listening to it right now, folks.

What the hell are we talking about? So, Tide. Tide. We like Tide. Here's one thing I do love in tennis when you do adopt more is love. I agree. You kidding me?

Love's amazing. Yeah, like if you said, oh, Columbus is up for love on the Islanders? Be all the time. That was a record. No, it was just an example. It could have said that the Alters are.

It's an example based on the Rangers. Well, no, it was an example based in reality because of last night. Rangers are, NHL love the league. Remember when the Rangers used to be a respectable team? We don't have to get into it. No.

I mean, this is. Add hockey to the next. But we'll just continue to move on. The whole hockey season, they haven't even been relevant once. Oh, we got some young talent. We're working through some things. We had some management problems earlier when we had all those awful contract with steps.

Bottom line. Well, I was just going to say, bottom line is tied. is a good, I think it's a good move. Yeah, I think a lot of the golf world's not going to love that. That's, but that's a big time. We want everyone to love our sport, but then once they do, we bitch at them not knowing. It's the same thing as like adding a pro tracer or something.

Like, it just makes viewing it better for the average person. Yeah, I don't hate it. Tide. Tide. I will say, I'm not going to adopt Tide. I'm looking at them. I'm going to be saying A-S. Yeah.

If I'm going to a golf match with buddies, yes. But, yeah, where's the match? I'm not going to say Tide. I'm looking at the leaderboard post matches, and obviously there's some matches have completed. They're still using halb. I like half. Well, that's just on the website. I was talking on the actual coverage.

No, I know. I know. I know. Yeah. But I'm wondering on the website leaderboard if their match was together, if it was tied, if they would write tied or AS.

No, I think they're still right in AS. True. Different companies. Yeah. So Tiger, big win from Tiger. Tiger Woods. One and O. Love to see it.

He's got two more matches, of course. But I do want to say that they, they drop some stat, like only five people or some, a low number. that have lost their first match, have gone on to advance from their group in the last three years since they started doing this new format. So you kind of like, that win, big.

That's a big first win for Tiger. Hot start. It was interesting. I mean, it wasn't the cleanest round of golf I've ever seen. I think he won the first hole with a bogey. Yeah, it was funny to see like GC Tiger Tracker, like tweeting out that he usually does like the bangs, like when he hits a birdie, and he's like, bang, winning bogey.

Yeah. It's like kind of bizarre. We'll tell you. It did, yeah. Aaron Wise with a double on the first hole. Tiger won with a bow. So hot start there. And then even through the first nine, there really were tie.

There's one. I'm looking at one birdie. Jumped out through a quick lead. I think he was up two. And then like Wise kind of stuck around. Wise, he won three in a row. He won eight, nine, ten. And then actually Tiger made a huge par putt on 11 to what he thought was going to have the hole to at least make it.

So Wise didn't win four in a row. And then Wise missed a fairly short par putt for bogey. Suck it. wise. It wasn't very wise of him to miss that. Ooh, I had a bet against a stool. He was tweeting at me today. All right.

We got another, Cali, yeah. We got a different area. They know about Callie DAFs. I know about Callie DAFs. I know about Callie DAFs. I said it wasn't very wise of him to miss that.

Yeah, that was you had to, no, that's good. You got one in there. That was better than that joke. Stooley, uh, I'll bet you or he goes,

let's do a friendly wager, Rigsie that Aaron Wise wins at least two up against Tiger. I was like, uh, okay, done. Easy as 25 bucks. ever made. What a fucking idiot that guy is.

Fuck you, motherfucker. Why would you just give me... It's just a hard F-bomb after that? He makes a bet. He's the hardest F-bomb idiot I've heard in the bet. Even if I lost that, it still would have been dumb as bet ever from that guy. Why would you just give me... I would have taken it straight up. I'm not taking it at Tiger with odds to win like one and a half up.

That was dumb. Easy money there. Let's go through a couple of these results. Then we'll move on. Bryson D. Chambot with the win. He buried Frankie today. got a win, so it was kind of nice. Tony Fienauer defeated Keith Mitchell, who we just having a show. Keenow, of course, most famous for being our guy, Colby, bets on him every tournament to win, and he finished his second every week.

Ian Polder defeated kids, this one hurts. Yeah, I was almost, yeah, I was almost like, we can just ignore it, but. Should we just ignore it? Yeah. Moulonari. Francesco Mollari continues to be the biggest matchplay Savage of all time, defeats Kadira 5 and 4, just a trouncing. He went 5 and 0 at the Ryder Cup, right?

I believe Fleetwood was like four and one. Yeah. He was five and no. Yeah, he was unbelievable. That's pretty good. Kevin Nott defeated Bubba Watson one up. We had both those guys on the show within a couple weeks of each other, a couple four play guys there. I don't know if you guys saw Bubba on 18.

I think he had kind of a plugged lie in the bunker and like flubbed one into the hill and it started to roll back in. And he just grabbed it and conceded the match. He was like, nah. No. Don't dab. Don't dab. Okay. Don't dab. I mean, come on.

That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Are these dad dabs or are these like California fun dab? No, they're going to try to callie dab. I know, but like, I'm just renaming it. He concedes and I said, he said, nah, I'm done. You don't think that's funny? I mean, it's fine.

It's better than the wise one. I agree. I didn't think that one was particularly great either. I mean, we're on like a five episode streak of me hitting these things. You're on fire. Unconscious. He was like, nah, it was pretty good. I like that one.

That's really good. I mean, he's pretty good. How often is Kevin not going to play in a match where the guy concedes? like now I'm good. It was amazing. I gave you pretty good. I wanted a billion chance. Why you got to keep digging deeper?

I'm not going to give you as excellent. It was pretty good. Jim Furrick defeated Jason Day two up. Now, credit to me, I filled out of bracket. I did pick Furik to win that bracket. That was the one where there was like four. To come out of that pool? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Stunning. Because that's a decent pool. Really good pool. And Day's been tremendous in this tournament in years past. I think he's won this thing. Do you guys see Jim Furrick at the end of the players championship?

I know. He's got a good. The guy was doing the first. fucking walk off. He's hitting walk off irons. It's good to ride the hot hand there. That was smart. Thank you. Hopefully it doesn't collapse on me. Henrik Stenson defeated Phil two and one.

We'll throw back to when they had that. What do you? Oh, that's that great. How many did Phil beat, or beat third place by that day? Was it like eight or something? When they went down a stretch at the Open Championship when Henrik Stenson won a couple years ago? I want to say...

I don't know the exact number, but I wouldn't be surprised that. It was somewhere around like eight strokes. Yeah, it was. It was our age. Which is crazy. So they got to play a little G. You get back at it. J.T.

lost to Beiragard. I think he's, he's Denmark. Danish. Is that what he is? Well, I don't know, but if you're, he isn't Denmark. Is this the guy they were called in Golden Pau?

That's what you call people from Denmark? I believe so, yes. Danish? Yeah. Yeah, he's not Denmark. He isn't the whole country. No. He's Denmarkian?

Is his name Golden Paws? or golden hands? Is that him? Is that this guy? No, that's a completely different person. Okay. Yeah. Golden hands.

No, you're thinking of the guy who almost won the match play that one year he lost in the final Jason Day. He was getting up and down from the cap die everywhere. Golden hands. Yes, dude. What's that guy's name?

He kind of fell off the face of year. Smoking a pancake? Are you talking? No. They did call him gold hands. What's that fucking guy's name? I was thinking of the vizond gloves like the boxing thing.

They got a gold member. Look at the results, Lurch. You're going to be able to look up the results of the match play in the year that Jason Day won. You'll be able to see who he played in the final. That's the guy we're talking.

Long and Blitz. Lurch is typing with one hand. Because Jason Day was laughing on the green with like birdie puts while this guy was getting up and down from literally from the cacti because they were playing back out in Arizona at the time. I think he was in Scottsdale. Is that where they used to play? I can't remember.

But anyway, Lurch is going to look him up. J.T. lost three and two to this Beiragar guy who is Denmarkian, as we described earlier. Kind of a random upset out of there. And it wasn't even that close three and two. He was down three with three to go, and he hit the flag stick, and it just went right into the, he actually had a great shot. Oh, I didn't realize that. And I guess PGA Tor tweeted out, like, oh, tough break, me down three, down with three to go.

And he quote tweeted, and he was like, shouldn't be down three to three, like lessen to not be down three to go. Probably good, probably good point. Nice little point from JT there. I didn't see that. Rory won five and four. He continues to dominate coming off hot out of his player's championship win. I mean, I doubt he'll play again before the Masters. I don't think he'll play next week.

So it's probably last time we'll see Roy. Stock has to be rising to win the master. I mean, it's skyrocketing. Skyrocketing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, shout out to anyone that took him while he was putting horrifically and not really playing that well a couple weeks ago. Credit to those people. And, I mean, it wasn't that long ago.

We were on this podcast just talking about how it was depressing watching Roy on PGA tour live because how many puts he misses. Yeah. And now he's just dominating golf. And John Rom defeat Siwu Kim seven and five. Wow. Seven and five. Not even a competition. No.

You know, it's like Dubuison or something. Is that his name? Victor Duboison. That's his name. I'm having some trouble finding out. I know that's his name. Look it up right now. Type in Victor, Dubuysong, golden hands.

I bet that's it. That's his name. Jake's shaking. I just know these things. He's got giant freak fingers. He's just hammering away at that keyboard. He's just a big person. He's elf.

He is elf in the movie. He's the tiniest you've ever seen. Except like most seats, it's just everything's pretty normal size except for you. Golden Hands. That's his name Golden Hands. But anyways, that's kind of the connection to Denmark. That's what you wanted to make. They're both from Denmark.

Danish. It was a miss, but yeah, I just had the wrong guy. But either way, this guy's name is Golden Hands. Is he actually Danish? Victor DuBisson. Yeah. Just a good old laugh. Yikes.

I guess that makes sense. Dubuisant. That's French. Wee. Oh, wee. that's our update from the match play Austin it's going to be a lot of fun to watch the next couple days hopefully one of our guys gets into the mix hopefully that guy's Tiger Woods or Kevin Kisner makes a little bit of a comeback here it'll be fun to watch every guy wants to last longer but thinking about golf doesn't always work the folks at Roman and online men's health company are changing the game with Roman swipes the secret to longer better sex saying the pledge of allegiance in your head things like that no not going to work Roman swipes are convenient over-the-counter white are clinically proven to help you last longer. Their effective doctor-approved, easy-to-use, and fast acting sounds too good to be true, right?

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that technology has lessened the difference between good ball strikers and guys who don't hit the face as often yeah it's like it's a it's a technical way to be like people aren't as good. The technology has allowed people to be worse and still play at a high level. Yeah, that's exactly what you say. Yep. Yep. Yeah, if you play for that many years, I guess you get to, like, just throw that out there

and then that works because people trust that. I mean, this phrase, guys who don't hit the face as often. I don't even know if that's shade. That's just like a direct jerk. They're guys who can't hit the face. I would be honest, I read that quote, and I like hung my head. I was like, oh, that's me. I can't hit it. I can't hit it.

That's not you. He's talking about guys that are like the best players in the world. I'm saying, though, like, he's basically saying that like, when you can't hit it on the face, you can still play golf. Like, you can take that. Yeah, that's why people trust this comment in somewhere or another up front because he's like, yeah, the technology has helped everybody. Kind of that's like you understand to the world.

Correct. And then now these guys aren't just aren't as good as I am on tour, but they're still, it looks close because of it. Let me ask you this. Exactly. And it's received. How bad do you think we would be at golf in 19? Well, they did a video a couple of years back with guys on like a par three hitting like Hickory clubs.

Totally, but I think that's very different. That's like you've been playing different clubs your whole life and then all of a sudden you just hit Hickory. I'm talking, our like us, if we grew up playing with that and we just grew up, we were born in 1900. How much worse would we beat at golf than we are now? Coorses are shorter. Something to take an effect for total score. Yeah, I mean, even like just if. Are you just talking about like your.

natural ball flight and what you would look like on the golf course. Yeah, like how much, basically, like, how much are we just, how much, how much of our golf flaws are masked by how good technology is now? I think it's a ton. I think it's a ton. Right. Like, okay. I think right now I'm about a six handicap. Like, let's say, like, would I be a fucking 20 or 15 in 19-25?

They wouldn't allow me on the course. I wouldn't play golf. I mean, you still would have my wedges. Once I got a little bounce, I'm able to make contact, but, I mean, technology helps me. mean like you wouldn't believe. Yeah, but you drive, you have a nice swing. Like, you hit the ball. It doesn't matter.

Like, if we got out there with, like, old school, like, persimmondwood drivers, would be hitting its sidewood? Would we just not be able to make contact with the golf ball? You'd make contact. You'd adjust. You'd just, like, I got to use those little balls, too. Those balls are made out of, like, like, I don't even know. They're, like, just marbles.

Yeah. Yeah, it'd be tough. I don't know. So, yeah, if you're talking about total handicap, so you're not playing, like, a 400-yard part. You put me on the greatest game ever played, like, that scenario. Yeah. I think I'm not hitting the ball I think probably talking about like an 18 handicap

Yeah I don't know They weren't hitting off T's or hitting off like mounds I know I understand that but also the whole What I'm saying when I'm talking about like total score It's like if you had to play a course today from 7,000 yards With those things yeah I would score a 3,000 Right But if I had to play a course that was you know five

I don't know what the lengths were So 5,000 6000 yards whatever Low's maybe mid 6000 That makes a considerable difference that I don't just a couple less hacks per whole and it's been like the average course is way shorter. I know a lot of people come in and be like, right? Like the, the 16th hole at Cyprus is like 235 now, that famous like part three over the water and all that. That was 235 in like 1920, whenever they, so like a lot of the top courses that played in like the

Masters, Augusta was like pretty long back in the day when they first brought it out. Here's a question. But a lot of the average courses were fucking 5,000 yards. Here's a question for you. Do you think golf is the only sport where if you take a guy now and put him back at the start of the sport or like in an old time like 1960s that the player actually gets worse or like wouldn't be able to compete as well right if you take like alice khan put him in 1960s hockey just the way he plays his style of play he'll absolutely dominate the game he'll score 18 goals a game but if you take like if you take justin thomas and just stick him in like a 1960s golf tournament like he has to use those like clubs and stuff but ovechkin would have to use those states that stick

the whole bit i think he'd just fucking absolutely roast them i think I think Justin Thomas, you put him in that tournament. Like, he gets to show up at the beginning of the week and do practice rounds and stuff. Sure. I still think he'd be better. Really? Also, I think the big point of sports that you're talking about are people are bigger,

faster, stronger than ever before. That's why I'm asking. So that's a massive advantage. Yeah, but golf, same way. Those guys are bigger, stronger, too. Yeah, but they're not, like, moving around. There's not going to be any, like, torque in the, uh, in the club speed. Like, he's going to be all over the place, man.

He's used to, like, these fucking drivers, like, bending over his back and shit and swinging 120 miles an hour. He's swinging like a wood hickory club. That's a good question. Like, yeah, he might be able to still have that power, but could he use that? Could he hit it straight? To any advantage it is. I don't know if he could.

And he's just ripping it like 300, fucking 70 yards right. Right. And he's like, that was a good swing. What the fuck? Everybody's like, why is he complaining? And also like, this guy's such a bitch. Like, oh, cool looking futuristic swing. Maybe try to hit in the fucking property one time.

No one has ever used anything else. Futuristic swing is at all? Maybe lift your left heel, you dummy. Yeah, and like other sports, you gain, like, different ways to do things. Like, in hockey, like, maybe they didn't chip and chase. And, like, in basketball, maybe they didn't know how to, like, set screens and stuff. So, like, you can use that to your advantage if you go back against guys who've never seen it. But golf, like, would we, like, add, like, the flop shot?

Like, there's really not much that he can take from golf now and bring it back that these guys, like, really wouldn't be able to compete. Maybe there are things, like Bryson's going out there were pro tractors and shit. So I understand that there's been advances, a ton of advances. But you had to get a little shot in at Price. Well, I mean, yeah. That's fair. I don't blame me. Every day he says something about me.

I don't blame me. Yeah, I mean, I guess the one thing I would say is that they've perfected the science of their swing so much more. So much more. With, like, video and track man, that I would think his swing, like, J.T., if he's the example we're using, would be much more sound. Yeah. Than those guys. But then again, like, if you watch, like, Leit Trino's swing. Smooth as smooth.

Oh, my God. You're looking. You're like, he's not going to go back in time and be as good as that. Because these clubs didn't have that bend And their shafts were fucking not even chefs So the smoothness in the swing was actually his swing The club was doing none of the one Dude, I think it would be fascinating to take everybody back

And give them Like if you took everyone that's currently on the PGA tour And then you just Transplanted them back into the year 1960 And everything that was available in 1960 And you just ran the PGA tour for the year How different would the tour championship be And like the leaderboards be

Like what guys would be hurt most by the technological differences or what guy. I feel like Jim Furrick could be the exact same golf. Yeah. Ernie Ells. Like, yeah, Ernie Ells. Ernie Ells would win like eight majors in a row. I'm not kidding. He wouldn't even notice a difference.

No. You have a nice smooth swing. It's over. Whereas, you know, Tiger swings too hard for that. Like, I feel like. I kind of do, too. I feel like John Rob would be like, he'd be off the door. The hickers.

He'd be in the crowd, like, I don't think. He'd be in the crowd, like, there's a great sport, which I can play better. There'd be hickory all over the floor. The grass would just have splinters all over because he'd just be snapping every single golf club. He'd be stabbing people with his... Well, I mean, if you baked into his frustration through the round, he would lose 10 of his 14 clubs.

His clubs would turn into spears halfway through. It'd be insane. You'd go through six caddies in one round. Okay, we also have a update from the Reed family. Tim Roosevelt, Golf Insider. He tweeted out, just to clarify, instructor Kevin Kirk will remain part of Patrick Reed's team and work alongside the Masters Champion with David Ledbetter.

David Ledbetter, of course. This is a little side note. Was brought in by Justine Reed this past weekend. Ledbetter told Golf Channel that he wasn't aware of Kirk remaining but added whatever makes Patrick the most comfortable. I mean, how many lives can you put on a page? It goes on to say more, though. It says the new hire isn't expected to affect Reed's relationship with long

time swing coach Kevin Kirk. If you're going to say that, it's like, that's not true. I don't think Justine is telling everybody what's going on all at once. I think this line from David Ledbetter is incredibly revealing whatever makes Patrick the most comfortable. It's kind of like, I don't know what the fucking situation is. Justine called me. I came in.

And as long as they pay me, I don't give a shit. That's, I mean, that's it. That's kind of how I read that. But, you know, I don't know. So you think. This is a quote early in the game. He has no idea what's going on. But, hey, Patrick Reed just won the Masters.

I'd be happy to be a swim coach. Let's figure out what's on the other side of this coin. I think so. I mean, and the way we described it last week, right, was that, like, Patrick didn't, like, time to practice, Patrick, right? And he shows up to the driver range, and David Ledbetter is just there. And the two of them, neither one of them knew that the other was going to be there. And it's just...

Patrick just looks up with this guy. He's like, fuck. The next question is just... Patrick, are you aware of the new situation? No. What's the situation? And I don't think he cares. He's like, yeah, whatever, I'll go hit balls.

This person wants to talk to me because whatever keeps like Justine from fucking losing her shit, fine. Okay. This is kind of the way that I took it. Okay. Also, I have a Stephen, listener Stephen, sent in an email. It was a good point. I'm a big fan of the show. Thank you, Stephen. Appreciate that. And all the Patrick Reed mess. How have you not mentioned that his catty is Justin's brother? I mean, yeah, I just made me gas. Once she stopped catting for him, she made him. hire her brother who had no experience and was selling medical equipment at the time, I just figured it was worth a mention.

Yes, Stephen, that's worth a pretty big mention. I mean, that's... Now, I have heard, and we should have mentioned that it was Justine's brother, but, like, I didn't know if they had a history, if he was played college and golf. I didn't really know. You guys selling fucking medical equipment. Now he's just... Big advances, though, in the medical field.

We're talking golf advances. Technological advances. You got some consistent. Was that word there? I don't know. Can you say the word technological? Technical law. Wow.

Technological. No, you're saying. Let me say it. Technological. Oh, my God. No, you can't say this. I know. I've got a real stutter there.

We refuse to. Technological. No. No. Technological. By the way, we're not moving on. Yes. We're not moving on.

Technology. Technological. Say the whole thing. Technological. The weird part was you kept saying technological. Yeah, no, I know. It was a miss. Okay.

But we worked it out. I will say, I don't say that word very often. Don't you say it all time. Technological? Technological. I can even say it. Don't you work in like tech, technological stuff? Let's edit that.

Imagine Lurch, like giving out like a speech. Like, I got Chuck and a Hawk off. Please leave her in, please. Well, this presentation's gone on long enough. Thank you very much for your time. We all came to this conference to listen to this idiot. Can't even announce the main word of our industry. The main word.

All I learned from these read updates is that it's just just the in run of the show. Like further and further. Like, we're just uncovering more evidence of that. Yeah, the puppet master, comes, you know, her strings becomes stronger, she becomes bigger and the puppets get smaller. That's the way that I see it.

She's just outgrowing the whole scene. And it's a bummer, you know, I feel like Patrick Reed under there might be a really good guy. Who's the puppeto? Is that a Geppetto? What? The puppet master of Pinocchio. Oh, is that who it is?

Jepetto. I didn't know that. Jayne. Don't know that. I didn't know that either. Jeanette. What's her name? I always think of the Muppets when I think of a puppet.

Probably too. They come out there. Yeah. Chepetto's a G-name. I'm doing the physical puppet walk right now, you know, or you got no, like, your limbs are just completely... When I put my hand behind Trent's back and control them like a puppet. When I think of puppets, I think of an in-sink album cover.

Do you guys remember that album cover? That's what I think of when I think of puppets. J-petto's a G-name as Jake just said, so I fucked that up. Okay. Oh, I'm looking at the puppet cover on In-Sync right now. Yep. They actually did a whole music video, I think. They did, yeah.

I would have never thought of that. Is it bye-bye-bye-bye? Is that the video that it is? There's a puppet in the song, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Yeah, the album's called No Strings Attached. Hell yeah. This is disgusting. Calli Daps.

Cali Daps for the crew. I've been on the Cali Dap. Yeah, yeah, good. I'm good. I offered my hand and you didn't take it. Well, Franks. You can't even say the word technological. Technological.

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From the gallery. It's time for from the gallery. First one, I mean, this tweet, I have to mention this tweet. The question, pretty simply, that I'm going to ask from this tweet is, does Ernie Ells just have the most aesthetically pleasing swing of all time? I didn't even see that when we mentioned Ernie L's just dominating 1960s PGA tour. But yeah, that's a correct. That's a correct answer. So I tweeted, you know, I just kind of quote tweeted one of Tiger swings down in Austin. I was excited about it.

Somebody responded. It was like, I'd rather watch this swing him eight million times. and it was just Ernie L's hitting an iron from what had to be, you know, late 90s, early 2000s, Ernie L's Prime. Yep. He looks good there. He just, it, I don't, it's, the swing is like less than a second, right? And really, all of them, if you really boil it down, are not that different.

Like every, even the worst swing on Earth and the best, really your body's not moving, like, that much differently on the whole. I don't know how one can look that good versus how the average golf swing looks. it is just so it is it's poetry it's perfection it's art it's beauty and that's like less than a second that swing and it is just magical the fact that that video loops you could just leave it on all day like that could be my screensaver i was just thinking that i like that it loops it's so good over and over it's two seconds do that it's the big easy and his swing made me feel like okay maybe i can do this because it looks so simple so simplistic and also the thing that i love watching is how

kind of like just the takeaway is like so slow everything's within control his lower body is just like perfectly over the ball but then the clubhead speed coming back down and through impact looks like it's absolute fire this is how i swing when i like practice swing right you like go around you like just take a little blade of grass it feels so nice and then when you actually approach the ball it's a fucking disaster but like the fact that he makes contact with a golf ball here because you can't like expand it right so like you can't expand it right so like you can't you can't can't see the actual contact. It's unbelievable. It actually makes me think it's a practice swing. It's too nice. No way there's a ball at the bottom of that. It does. It looks like people hit me with that all the time.

They go, man, your practice swing was 800 times better than your actual swing. He has does. His looks like the best practice swing I can imagine, except it's just the way he hits the ball every single time. I saw one of Fred couples when young Fred couples I saw a video of going around the internet yesterday. And that was some smooth-ass shit. He wasn't wearing a hat. He wasn't wearing a hat. hat. You just saw his nice head of hair, and he absolutely stripes a ball.

It actually may be on Ernie L's level. Yeah, I agree with that. He's got a great one. Freddy's definitely up there. They're in the same category of just having that unbelievably sweet swing looks effortless, yet they just crush the golf ball. One major championship is incredibly impressive. Mason. Mason says, the T-list driver. While watching the players on Saturday, this is from obviously a couple weeks ago, I saw a commercial for the T-list driver. It seems to be similar to a square strike and one of those gimmicky gadgets of that kind of nature.

The only thing I don't understand is how is the T-Lis driver any different from a fairway would? So I will say one of my biggest regrets on this show is that when we had Noda Begay on, I forgot to ask him about the T-Lis driver because he promotes these things. Now, as guys who promote stuff ourselves, you don't want to put a guy on a spot there. But I did. I was thinking of my preparation, like a crafty way we could do it where, you know, it's kind of a laugh and whatever. But he's done those commercials forever about the T-less driver.

The quick answer, Mason, is that the T-less driver is just a three-wood. Correct. Right. Yep. It's just a fair way wood? That's just what it is. Yeah. Maybe a two-wood technically or something.

You've seen these commercials large? Of course. But, yeah, I just, you know, if it's a T-less driver, it's a three-wood. The driver is still in the bag. The driver's the type of club. Now, if you want to do driver off the deck, that's technically a T-less driver. I think they're talking the sweet spots probably lower or whatever on the club base. So what they've done.

is they've taken a driver, a wood, and they have made the head small it, the sweet spot a little bit bigger in the loft a little bit more, and then they made a club that you can just hit off of the ground without a T, which is literally a three wood. That's what I just described. I agree.

So for my interpretation of these commercials, the T-List driver is a fairway wood. Nick? I agree. I think that's correct. Nick said, would you rather win one Masters or five PGA championships? Five PJ championships.

Green jacket. Five PJ championships. The number is just too big for you to say no. Obviously the Masters, everybody loves that, but for it to be five, then you're just a five-time major champion. People say, oh, it's PJ Championships, but there's a select few people who have five majors. And he'll be on that list. One Masters, there's a lot of guys with that. You'll be more rich and more famous if you won five PJs.

I'll say that. If that number was maybe a couple lower, the five PJs, then you start to have a conversation about it. Five is just simply too many. Frank? I think the problem with the PGA is that it bounces around from like course to course throughout the year. So like I was going to say like the PGA championship becomes your tournament, right? If you win five like that you just dominate the PGA. But it's not like you return back to the same tournament like it's not like you're always showing up to Augusta and like here he is he's going to win again. So it has a different feel I think. I feel like the five almost gets like like after 20 years like yeah he's won five of these PGAs but he couldn't win like

another one like on any other tour almost like I don't know I think it's being a member and like we talked about the other on last show like an honorary member at Augusta and everything if I had the choice I think you pick Augusta. I hadn't thought about it that way that the narrative becomes you're the guy who wins the lesser major correct

which it could it could at the end of day I don't think I would care people would say that but I still think I would go with the file I have some reason there's no explanation for it but for some reason like winning one at Bethpage and another one at like I don't know, in like Wisconsin.

Like to me just like feels different than like winning one at Augusta. Yeah, but think about this. You're in you're in the kind of the Hall of Fame halls of all of those places. Like if you win one at Bethpage, you win one at Whistling. You win one at like Keowa or Valhalla. When you go to those places, you are a fucking major champ of those places. You kind of have the same status. And you're in the lure of all those places as you would have at Augusta.

What's yours? Yeah. It's a Masters. Yeah. I'm a green jacket. There's no real compare because, like, in terms of people, like, the only people of five PGAs are Hagan and Nicholas. So, you know, and there's plenty of, there's a couple of people that only have one masters. Yeah, I think rationally, it's the wrong answer.

I think, however, just like my heart, my emotions, like, it wasn't even a question. You changed the U.S. opens. Yes. Yeah, me too. You take five U.S. Open. Yes. That's different. Five British opens, yes.

One master's over a PGA, or five PGA. Yes. For me. That's right. which is weird, but it is. I couldn't even really explain it. It just is. Dude, like going to a champions dinner.

Winning five U.S. opens would be massive. Oh, man, are you kidding me? That changes it. Five U.S. opens? You're the fuck. Yeah. I don't think anybody's ever want five years of king. You're an American hero.

You are. They're going to bury you? Absolutely are. In eagle feathers and, like, American flags. If you won five... If a little kid from Long Island, New York wins five U.S. Open. Well, you're not winning five.

I'm just saying. Well, there's questions about fucking us. Yeah, it is. That's true. It is. It is. That's true. Whoa.

I know you're on tense ground with the Islanders these days, but just relax. I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying relax. You are, man. Would they lose four nothing? Four, they're getting buried. Goals. CBJ?

It's like 30 to six in the last year. Yeah, but the third period was like, it was four zero. It was one nothing for two thirds of the game. They were playing a great game, but Broowski was a fucking wall. And everything else was like they scored a breakaway and then we pulled the goalie for four minutes. What was the, he had 26 saves? It wasn't like he was a wall. He was getting peppered.

Was it five? 26. Four nothing, but we pulled the goal of it. Four minutes. That's all I wanted to know. Willie Anderson, Bobby Jones, Ben Hogan, and Jack Nicholas hold the record for the most. He was open victories with four each. So if you had five, you'd be by yourself.

The biggest American hero in golf history. Amazing. Oh, man. Think about the places you would have won there, too, like wingfoot, Shitticock, pebble. Oh, the list goes on and on. Jesus, that'd be great. Kyle says, do you think Spee's new hair plugs are to blame for him sucking lately? Also worth noting that Tiger appears to have never done anything to fix his hair.

One of the great mysteries, in my opinion, of 10. Tiger Woods, and we've, you know, tracked and investigated him thoroughly, is that he has not come up with a better solution for his hair situation. I just don't think he cares. I do. He's the kind of... Yes, the kind of guy who's like... I would say he's comfortable in his own skin to not do it, but he's just not that guy.

Correct. I think he cares. If everything else about him said, I don't care about shit like this, then I would agree with you. But everything else about him says that I do care about this thing? But isn't the fact that he hasn't fixed it, mean he doesn't care? I don't know what. I guess that's the mystery.

I think it's just a myth. That's why it's such a mystery. I don't think he just like forgets to fix his hair. But he's the guy dude who like clearly is trying to like appear attractive to as many women as he can. He's got like a little bit of that materialistic look to him. If he was just still married forever and like only just a family guy who goes home and like, you know, whatever. That's all he really cares about is his kids and his wife that who cares let himself go or like let his hair go. It doesn't really matter to him.

But I feel like he cares. He's trying to appear like attract these females, obviously. That's just going based off the fact. and reading our McTayan book. What is that, what the hell is the name of that book? It's got a big old face of Tiger Woods is right on the front of this book.

If you were to write a book about Tiger Woods with his face on the cover, I just can't think of the name. I can't either. It's Tiger Woods. Oh, it is called Tiger Woods. The name of the book is Tiger Woods. So that one, I've read that one,

all the evidence points to the fact that this guy cares. Well, and he's got a billion dollars, literally. And he could do anything. anything with that. He could have just like, in a, in nine months or so, after you have the surgery, you would just, he would just have like a full head of hair. So the only thing that's making me rethink it is we've now seen clips of him getting to the golf course before he is ushered into his beautiful Nike gear. So there is evidence that off the course, he actually doesn't care. It's just that people around him put him in, uh, these outfits and they make him appear a certain

way. But when he's away from it, like when Frankie says, when he doesn't have grass under his feet, he's just kind of like he's a slob almost I don't know let me ask you this in all those you're talking about when he's entering and arriving at the course you say he doesn't care what's he wearing his head in those situations backwards hat he's wearing a hat every time in sunglasses

yeah what do you think he's wearing that hat for if he didn't care touche you're right I got shitty hair I wear a hat all time I also don't have a billion dollars to fix it if I did and I was Tiger Woods and I was trying to bang a million chicks

which again according to evidence Tiger Woods that's been a big part of his life You would think he would like... He could just go bick. He could just go full bick it, no problem. He could hair plug it? That would be the worst look look I've ever seen. What?

Picture tiger right now with a bicked head. Oh, he'd look great! You think? Yes. No, I'm on the other side of that equation. With a what? Bicked head, tiger. Yes.

I'm saying a hard no, that he would look good. I think he's got a good head for it. Bicked. Bicked is like... Bick the razor. You've never heard that? You've never heard of bicked head. You've never heard of bicked head.

What's wrong with you? Bick head? No shot of winning five years. Bicket. Razor. Am I the only person in the world that's never heard of Bick head? Yes. Scott Van Pell is trying to get Tried to Shaved Head.

So, anyways, just picture Tiger with his completely shaved head. So the Bick means. Well, we're pretty much there already. Look at it. Right. How would he look worse? What is wrong with you guys? I think he looks way worse.

How? That's just, you know, I'm entitled to my opinion of what my eyes say to my brain. And my eyes say to my brain that he would look way worse. His head looked like, it looks like somebody went to the barbershop, picked up pieces of hair on the ground and then just glued him to the top of his head randomly. Right. I think that looks better than a bicked that. That's crazy.

You're crazy. That's an incorrect take. I'm stunned in how wrong that is. The main point, though, is that he's caught in between. He's not doing anything. Yes, you're right. Like plug it like LeBron did or Bick it like Michael Jordan did or like Kobe did. You get the best plugs ever.

BIC. B-I-C? Yes. Wow. Like the pen? Like the razor, dude. Or like the... It's a lighter, yeah? Bick lighters.

It's also a pen. But you bick your head. Yeah. That's a very common term. Yep, that's a thing. God damn. It started with Speed. You know, I think Speed did the right thing.

He got a little plugs. He's young. He's got millions of millions of dollars. Yeah. He's pretty famous. He's a good-looking guy, except when he takes the hat off. He looks worse. He starts wearing on the golf course.

What? He's got to start winning on the golf course. Oh, yeah. Like, the biggest stories about Jordan Speeds should not be about what house he bought in Dallas. Like, I should, like, I don't want to think about Jordan Speed. Yeah, he's going through a little bit of a thing, right? He'll be fine. I wouldn't be surprised if he won the Masters.

Oh. I honestly wouldn't. Maybe I'll put a little wager. I bet the odds are good on that. Very good. I bet they're not as good as they should be. Same with Tiger, right? Like Tiger always, even when he stinks going into the Masters,

he's like the top ten favorite every time. No, you're probably right about that, actually. It's crazy. Do you think Speed is on that same rod wave-link? What do you laugh at it? 20-to-1. 20-to-1. For speed?

Yeah. I think that should be higher, but I would take it. 20-to-1. Who do you think Bix's head first? Tiger or Trent? It's coming down the fight for me. No. Oh, no, Trent's fine.

Trent's fine. No, the only reason I bring this stuff. Duck down. Let me see the top of your head. No, the only reason I bring this stuff is... We're not too far away. He's fine. I think that's fine, though.

Yeah, no, I think you're fine. I think you're fine. I think you're fine. When I... I just got to go a little lower with the... With the clippers. If I go to, like, one guard... Do your own head?

What's that? You do your own hair? No, not recently. I used to, but now I live right by a barbershop, so it's easy. But... And barbershop's nice. It's just, yeah. You go in there, you chat it up.

They kind of give you on the back of the next makes you fall asleep, maybe. I love the experience. I love the experience. I never chat it up at the barbershop. That's something I've always had a gripe with. I will say it's tough for me because this hairdo do take eight minutes. So you can't, like, conversation's a little short. But I do like going there, they do your neck, they do your ears.

It's a nice little bit of us. I'm going to the same goddamn barber for like eight years, never had a conversation with that. You're not very approachable, Frank. I am approachable. The guy just doesn't want to talk to me. I go to the same guy. Don't even know his name. Where do you go back in Long Island?

Yeah. Actually, they may be Jose. He's an awesome dude. I go to this place, Mad Men Barbershop, no free ads, but it's called Madman. Awesome place. They're all sipping espressoes. Very, like, very millennial type. No, not millennial.

Old school. I don't know why I said Maloney. Very old school vibes in there, right? Guys are wearing, like, leather aprons. My guy wears one of those cool scally caps. They sneak out in between every cut to, like, rip a dart. Unreal. It's called Mad Man.

It's like old. To answer your question, it's me. But my guy just said. I think it's you, too. Trenton, let me ask you this. Did this, as your barber hit you with the, they put shaving cream on the neck and then the real razor? They don't do that. Oh, you got to get one of those.

They don't do that. Oh, they give you the real razor. Usually it's like, a lot of times it's warm. They keep it in like warm water. Yep. And then they hit that razor. It's the most soothing feeling. Well, the shaving cream's warm already.

Exactly. That's what it is. Shaving cream's warm. They rub that. Oh. Actually, weirdly, I don't speak that much either when I get my hair cut. I want to have this weird thing. Like, if someone like rubs my head or I get the chills so I like physically can't

talk that well. Not that I can talk well to begin with. I don't know. I mean, maybe. You turn down at the barbershop? No, but it's just, it's not that. It's just... So you can't talk? I appreciate a good rub massage. I like, treat myself. And if that happens, then they're rubbing my head. I like shut down as a person. I get the chills and then 20 minutes later I'm out of there and I give him a big like smile. Thank you. I'm gone. I need to find a fucking rub it, though. It's good thing that doesn't matter.

It's good thing that doesn't happen to me because my chills are connected to my tear ducks. I've often said that. Whenever I get chills, I start to tear up. That's right. I'm just like bawling just because it just feels so good. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Farley, he cries. Sometimes I have the problem where I'll start to sweat at the barbershop, and I just can't stop sweating. Was it hot in there? I'll just

start sweating. Maybe I just start sweating. And then once I try to stop sweating, I'm thinking about it, and I start to sweat more. All right, sir. Your cut's finish. He rips the thing off. Your shirt just just like went from white to just soaked to your chest. Gray to just black.

Yeah. Like when my feet start sweating. Do you go to Russian barber? I don't know if your feet ever sweat, but that happens to me too. No, a couple of nice Jewish men come out here. Oh, I go to Russian guys. Oh. There's a place.

In New York City, I go to. There's a place near the office that's a Russian barbershop that I'll go to every once in a while. Is it the way? It's right, like two streets up. See, I'd like to do that so that I get in with some Russians. Yeah. I feel like that's, you want them on your side. It's a strategy play.

Yeah, totally. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So that if anything goes down, like they're like, ah, we like that guy. We like Riggs. He's legit. Not a terrible idea. I'd rather that to be like total strangers to them because I feel like there's a chance I could be on their bad sides.

I like that a lot. Yeah. Russians, whatever, just Russian mob. Getting in with Russians is huge. Plus, like any Russian barber, you know they know some Russian mob guys. Yep. Do you think they appreciate the conversation or are they looking for, I guess it probably varies day and day? I think they want to know who's head there like cutting.

Do you? Yeah, I think so. I think this has also been said a lot, but we put way too much trust into barbers. What if one day a guy just wants to cut my jug either? Totally agree with that. I think about that quite a big. bit actually. Especially when he's shaving the back of your neck.

And he's just got a razor against your neck? Like what other person? All he's got to do is go like this, quick, this, and that's it. I mean, what other random person would you just go in be like, yeah, $20 bucks, take a razor around my neck? Like, no one in the fact that he's a barber. I don't know. Like, all right.

In our, in my situation, I've been going like the same place for a while, but sometimes I stop in the city now that I live here and I just go into a random hole in the wall place and I just give the guy a razor. I'm like, go ahead. Riggs is talking about going to get in with a rush. What if he doesn't like you? What if the guys had a really bad day? It really begs the question.

Once you sit down and you start a haircut with a barber, there's really no chance that you could just get up and leap. No. Because that person, if you were like, I'm not feeling good about it. He could be like, oh, you will sit down, son. You're done. And he's got a fucking razor on your neck. And you got to sit.

It's over for you. Once you sit down, that contract has been completed. You are getting a haircut and you will pay for it. Yes. And you can't complain. at it. No. At the end. Also, sometimes you don't even know the price. You just walk into a barbershop and the prices in New York City aren't even on the walls.

You're like, I'll take a haircut. You never know. And you're looking at the place, like, aesthetically, you're like, I think this is probably a $20 to $35. Like, hopefully not higher than $35. And then you just get up and he's like $52. And you're like, nah, I fucking hate you. It's like I have to do that. You rob me? You're telling me you're going to rob me and I'm saying, okay.

I'm going to look great while you're doing it. 52 is outrageous. Outrage. It sounds like that. Anything over 40 bothers me. to know when. Don't you think you should have to pay for it? Oh, no, that wouldn't work.

Oh, yeah. You should have to pay for it first. I would like to know the price first. But maybe I should just ask. You probably could ask. Hey, what's the price for a haircut? 52 bucks. Well, see you later.

Buzz cuts everywhere like $20. I'm going to think about it. Let me consider it. I got to call my mom for money. You go to great clips for $20. Yeah. 18 bucks. What the hell were we talking about?

Jordan Species. Oh, yeah. What's up, Rigsy Major? No way. Yeah, I mean. Simple. Let's just start with simple question. I mean, I was reading the emails.

I feel like you add that. I don't. Thank you. I've been saying that for weeks. Finally. I swear to God. It's now three on one. I don't know Jake's feeling.

He doesn't have to give it, but you guys have to trust me. I'm telling you. Oh, wait, he's on Riggs'a side of it. Rigsy sentences. These are what people submit to us. You guys, I'm going to, you got the four-play passer, you go through, you read all these emails. So we're reading. So we're reading.

a Riggsie outline. Yep. And it's Rigsies questions. Rigsie weather. Rigsie majors. Yep. Let's do it. I'm telling you, if you guys just go into the 4-Play email and you just type Rigsie into the search bar,

you're going to see a lot of these names that pop up, okay? What's up, Rigsie Masters? What's up, Rigsie? All right, all right, all right. Hey, Rigsie's good a big question. All right, let's see. Yeah, Timmy. Before I throw up.

Simple question, you can see Tiger Woods get to 18 majors in 2026, but you can't drink alcohol until the final major is one. Do you do it? God, it'd be such in a great place. So healthy, so fit. Yeah, I didn't say I could do it, yeah. You could? Yeah.

There's no chance you'd do, though. Yeah, I don't know if I would. I could. I don't know if I would. I tried a sober February like five times, and I've only accomplished it twice. When I was hardcore doing the diet last year, I went eight months without drinking. And the hardest thing about it was people being like, why aren't you drinking? Yes.

And this, I could be like, I'm going to see Tiger would get to 18 majors in 2026. Yeah. So that would be a good reason. But other than that, it's been very easy. One of my buddies who quit the sauce. Good bad, Frank. he says, like, he'll go up for drinks. The hardest thing is somebody will come up to be like, oh, you know, like X, Y and Z,

but the hardest thing that they say is like, oh, that must be so hard for you. Yeah. And it's like, you know what? You know, it is. But if you were to quick booze for the rest of your life, I think it'd be hard for you. Right. And, like, how is it fucking making it easier for me that you just said it's hard for me? Oh, I know.

Totally. Why would it help that you say that to me? The way you got to look at it. If you were going to do this, you got seven years of no hangovers, which is really the greatest thing. Here's what I think. I think the only question lies in this. is it one of those hypothetical deals that you've made that, like, it just can't change?

This is what's going to happen. If that's the case, you could do it. However, if it's one of those situations where if you drink, the deal's off. That's more fun. You're fucked. Yeah. No, you would fail. That's what I think.

Also, if you knew that information on it, you place a hell of a wager. Yeah, and then you would lose money. Well, you're right. Depending on which side. Yes. Yeah. Like, if this was just an unbreakable deal that you made, Tigers is going to get to 18. Yeah.

Yeah. In terms of if it's guaranteed, you could do it. If it wasn't guaranteed, but you had to stay off the sauce, could you do it? Is your comment? Is that correct? Yeah, like the minute you drank this off. It's off. I think I could maybe do it.

Probably not, but maybe. I want to control you like a puppet because there's no way you could make this happen. There's no way. He did eight months? Eight months was very easy. You just feel great all the time. It's great. There's so many situations.

That's the problem. You just can't leave your apartment. Eight months is like one. tenth the way there. But I was on, you got on cruise control at some point. Because at eight months, people are like, oh, he doesn't want to go for drinks. He's doing his thing. So, like, at a certain point, it just becomes known, and it's much easier.

It'll be awesome. And you got to, and you're doing it for a reason. Yeah, true. I mean, you are. You imagine you'd be a hero, too. Oh, my people would love you. Dude, no, I made this deal with God. Tigers are going to get, it's 2026.

Tigers is going to win his 18 major. It's all because I'm not drinking. It'd be great. Give me $1,000. This one from Lawson. Look, we've answered this one before. We've done this debate before. But we do, not to brag, we do have way more listeners than we had maybe a year,

a year and a half ago, like way more listeners. So there's actually a lot of stuff that we've talked about and done in their show that probably a lot of people listening have never heard. This one is, would you rather have an albatross or a hole in one? Now, we did a huge debate one time. It wasn't even a debate. It was kind of a chatter. Somebody submitted, would you rather have 10 albatrosses or one whole on one?

And we said one whole one. I believe we had wit on the show to talk about that, too. Yeah, I think it was wit. Yeah. Because he was saying the Albatross thing. Now, the whole and one is so, it's such a novelty thing. Correct. It's such a, you know, there's like such a positive stigma around it.

You get, it's just a whole and one thing. It's a crazy accomplishment. Even if you get a horrible one, like a lot of people you hear about, they skull a fucking nine iron, and it dribbles up on the green hits the flag and goes in. That's awesome. People are like, that's just as good as if you fly a wedge into the whole. Very cool. So it's for me, it's whole and one.

The biggest issue, and it's what you're saying, you can go up to someone in the world and be like, oh, I got an albatross. And they'll be like, I don't know what that is. You can't go up to a single person and say, I got a hole in one. They'll be like, I don't know what that is. And that's really the end of the debate. Incredibly accurate. If you're on Ellen and she says, oh, yeah, you're a big golf media guy. You play a lot of golf.

Yeah. There's a decent chance one of her five questions to you. Do you have a hole in one? One, it's the first question. It might, it would never be. Oh, do you have an albatross? Right. What the fuck did you just say?

Yeah, but you know what, man, ever since we've done this conversation, 10, 10, you're absolutely draining. I know, I know, like, status-wise and speaking about it, yes, whole one is better. Now I'm on that side. But if you're talking to golfers and you're sitting at a fucking country club drinking transfusion after a round, you're like, guys, I fucking drain 10 albatrosses in my life. I'm money from a hundred. Well, 10's a different discussion. Right.

Well, that was the original discussion with Whitney. We said it wasn't even close. It was a hole in one at one minute. I can't remember if we said it wasn't close. I'm not sure on that. Yeah. But you're right. That would be...

It's like, dude, I'm fucking money from 220, 30 yards out. People also just... People just wouldn't believe you. Yeah. I know. That's a very good point. I know. I'm kind of there right now.

People just wouldn't believe. Right. And these are ten hole and ones from the fucking fairway. Yeah. From... Two hundred. You're probably... Two-s.

Yeah. It's a hole and one from the fairway. True. Where do you land? I'm a holding. It's definitely a holding, too. Say I'm ass, if Tiger Woods were to win the Masters, would you be emotionally stable enough to go through the roller coaster

that is Game of Thrones premiere? Now, I did want to talk about this because we have to, we have to think about this. Game of Thrones starts at 9. Masters is probably going to go until 7, somewhere around there. What happens at the Masters is going to significantly affect our viewing of Game of Thrones. because if Tiger does win or even if he's in the mix

and it's really this emotional finish and whatnot, I don't know how Game of Thrones is going to live up to that. It's almost like I'd rather wait a couple days and regroup. Digest it. Myself, so that I can then refocus my efforts on Game of Thrones. The closer we get to this date, which is a couple weeks away now, the less pumped up by end that these are on the same day. Like when it first came out, everybody was like,

this is going to be the greatest Sunday ever. And as we get closer, I'm like, it's just, it's just too much packed into one day. Like, you're right. No matter how it ends, the Masters, we're going to be like, holy shit, this and that happen. And then less than two hours later, we've got to be like, oh, okay, now the biggest season finale of any show is about to start. And when the Masters finishes, right, you sit there and you watch all of the aftermath, which is like an hour of like green jacket. They do the press conference for like 30 or 45 minutes. They answer questions.

They're fucking in their green jacket. Butler's Cabin. They do Butler Cabin first, and then they go to the actual media center. And they just answer questions from the media. And then after that, then you get to turn on live from the Masters, and you get to see Brandl, Duval, Frank Nablo, Rich Lerner, and those guys just break it all down, which you cannot get enough of that content. And then on top of that, you can go to Masters.com, which is the best sports website on the planet. And you get to watch everything. You get to rewatch Tigers Round, even if he was.

in the mix, like he usually makes a charge on Sunday. You go rewatch all those holes. You get to relive the back nine. Next thing you know, it's like midnight 1 a.m. And you're still kind of like feeding off of this master's high. You're not quite done yet. Now, I'm talking you're going to get an hour and a half, two hours, and then you've got to channel everything back into fucking Westeros.

And for guys like us, think of Roy wins. He completes the career grand slam. He's a big social media guy. We've got to be tracking him like all over the place, seeing what he's doing after he wins. So you're going to be tracking all that. And at the same time, I got to watch Game of Thrones. It's too much.

Right. Is Rory in the back of like a golf cart driving down to 10 to rip some beers with his buddies? Right. throws up an Instagram story because he just won the career grand slam. Or like, yeah, or if Kiz is like wins or like that's got to be our night. We got to track that stuff. That's our job. That's what we're into. Game of throw.

Like that's not a window that I have. I can't deal with that window. So I don't even think it's emotionally stable enough. I think it's just I don't have enough time in the day. If Tiger Woods wins, like I just, I am going to watch all the content possible and probably until I go to sleep. I'll just be watching Game of Thrones tomorrow. And if Tiger wins, like, you can turn on any channel they'll be talking about. You go to, like, CNN, and they'll have to mention it.

Yep. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods is what to ask. It's all you're thinking about for the next month. Right. It's going to be hard to digest, reset, and then watch Game of Thrones. Imagine trying to reset after that and just be like, all right, let's go. I want to be, I go to fucking dorking Night King is going towards John Snow and going to

fuck. It also wouldn't be great if, it would be great if Tiger won, but the people who don't care about golf as much as we do, it'll almost get swears. wept under the rug because of Game of Thrones for that reason. Like the gloating won't, we won't have enough time to gloom before people are like, shut up, man, Game of Thrones is on. It's like, fuck you, man. I'm already fucking annoyed by the, shut up with your dumb golf talk.

It's Thrones time tweets. I know. I might mute. Yeah. 2,000 people on Sunday night. You do know that if Tiger Woods wins, that's going to be like Dave and all the, like the Tiger Woods haters. Like he won on the day. They'll be like he wasn't even the biggest news that day.

Yeah. Dude, that's so bad. I'm going to Photoshop a fucking red shirt onto John Snow. That's all I'm going to watch. I'm going to Photoshop a red shirt and black Nike pants onto John Snow. I'm going to put that. I'm going to print that out, put it on my TV, and for an hour during Game of Thrones, it's the old day I'm going to look at.

I can already see Dave Sweet being like, oh, Tegu on the Masters. That's great. Now the real show is about to start. Oh, that's brutal. He will. You know what? I don't want him to win the Masters now. I want to put the right shirt on the Night King.

I don't know why I just feel so much. Yeah, I agree. Draft in on the horse, on his dead horse, the Night King with a red shirt on and a fucking red Nike yet. And he's got his got his Scotty, Scotty Cameron Putter in his hand, like leading the charge towards Westrose. This shirt, we have a shirt. Should I add that to the spring line? The Night King in a red fucking Nike. One of those, or she'd be wearing the red sweater that Tiger won when he won the Masters?

That would be the best. shirt that has to be on sale. Make Sunday's great again? Everybody wearing that on Sunday. Are you kidding me? It's unbelievable. It's the best shirt off. Unbelievable.

And there's just, you know what? It could be a photo. The photo's going to be from Tiger walking down 18 at Tour Championship. Oh yeah. And with that huge crowd behind him, except that crowd, the guy that's in front of it is Tiger as the Night King. Oh, yeah. It's perfect.

Done. It's perfect. It's perfect. It's unbelievable. And then if like if you have a really good editor, they can just make a, like that crowd like walking through like ice cold fog or something behind him. Oh yeah. Like you like add some fog into there.

Like everything's like in front of him's green, but everything behind him is blue. Unbelievable. Yeah, that's unbelievable. I mean, that best, I just got chills. That's a good shirt. I might never take that shirt off. It's a good shirt. Put that thing on everything.

Holy shit. So bottom line, no, I'm not happy about Game of Thrones being the day after or the two hours after the Masters finishes. Unless you get ahead of the game with a shirt, then you're kind of. I might sell a million. level now. That could be great. If I'm rich off of it, fine. That's fine. Don't ask this next one. Don't, yeah. The next one doesn't need to be asked. Because we already did this little bit of your, it's a bit. I'll read it. Stephen says,

Oh, no, we don't have to read it. Stephen says, serious question. When Riggs drinks from his four plate orca, which is an unbelievable new product in the spring line, it's on barst, store. Dot, barstosports.com. Does he become. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Rigsie refreshments. So I got to, I want to ask a question. Before you wrote this email and did you own? almost say when I drink from my orca, did you almost trip up and then have to go back? I mean, if this is real, word to all the listeners,

just put Riggs E anything and you'll just have a question that we'll go through. If I put all of them in here, we'd be here all day, boys. What's the password? Riggs, you're in. Buy an orca, they're awesome. We got the Transfusion one coming out to store. Dot bartswors.com. Justine Reed versus Krista Glover.

This is a conversation we've had before. They're both back in the news lately with Lucas Glover, making a huge comeback, having an awesome season in the mix a lot, in the top 10 a lot, which is good, no wins, which is a little concerning for his future health, but so far so good. And then Justine Reed, with her kind of just pulling all the strings literally in the Patrick Reed camp. We had two people submitted. This is just a very popular topic, and clearly you're going to understand the gist of these. We had Patrick said, if you put Justine Reed and Krista Glover in a steel cage, yeah, it's interesting, his name is Patrick. It might be Patrick Reed. And a steel cage match to the death, no weapons,

who wins and why. And then we also had Hitch. who said, if you lock Krista Glover and Justine Reed in a room and told them the first one who gets out had a $1.2 million PGA Tour winners check waiting for them. Who would win and how badly would the loser be beaten? All right, I think the answer to this question, the first one being the steel cage match, Justine versus Krista. Krista is more the violent one, right? So Krista's going to try and beat the shit out of you. She's going to come at you. She's going to grab your hair.

She's going to scratch your eyeballs out. But Justine slipped something into your pregame. water. And Justine was pulling strings before you even showed up to that fucking steel cage match. Justine is going to withstand some of this punching and some of this clawing and some of this fucking wrecking ball that is Krista Glover. But then, like, the steel cage match is going to, like, fall or something. Like, one of the screws is going to pop out and it's going to fall on Chris and Justine's just

going to be standing there. Like, I've been ahead of you pulling these fucking strings for a week and a half. You thought you were going to come into this steel cage and be. eat me, you're dead. You know, it's going to turn out that, like, Krista Glover's dietitian leading up to this thing was, uh, justine reads, like, brother-in-law. And like, and she, she did it to the point where, like, it would only take effect in the middle of the match, right?

So, like, she's getting punches and she's taking it and her, and Justin's, like, nose is all bloody. And she's like, yeah, keep it coming. And then five seconds ago, she's like, you feel that? Yep. And, like, Chris is like, what the fuck's going on? She just, like, coughing up blood. It's gladiator when, uh, commonest stabs him beforehand.

and puts the armor on them and they're like conceal the wound. Oh, yeah. He tries to beat him like, oh, I beat up, I killed Maximus. Yeah, that's that kind of movie. And Justine just like looks around at the crowd. She's like anyone else. That's it. And everyone just runs.

Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Frankie? Strategist versus the brute. Frankie, that's the perfect answer. That is the perfect answer. That's exactly what I was thinking. Krista is more violent and Justine is more like manipulative and crazy.

And that's it. That's the only acceptable answer. And you know who wins? More manipulative, in my opinion. 100%. 100%. We're all on the same page on that. More calculating.

Yep. Last one, Connor asked, if Tiger Woods never existed, would Phil Mickelson be the greatest of all time? As much as he won while Tiger was on tour, think of all the additional wins he would have had without Tiger dominating those events. Now, we're going to throw a little stats at you. Tiger, 80 wins, 14 major championships. Phil, 44 wins, five major championships. He has 11 second place finishes in major championships. Holy fuck.

11. 11. I think Tiger has a good amount, too. I actually didn't look that one up. I want to go through Phil's, I was just, you know, this discussion is an interesting, and we kind of had one similar, a couple of months ago, and we talked about Phil if he's a top 10 player ever. But Phil from this is, these are Phil's master's finishes from 2000 through 2012.

These are, this is unbelievable. He went, tied for seventh, third, third, third, third, first, 10th, first, tied for 24th, Tied for fifth, fifth, first, tied for 27th, tied for third. My God. He is a machine at the Masters. Now, there's only a couple of those, 2001 and 2002, which I believe Phil finished third both times, where Tiger won. Those which, you know, Phil's pressing all that.

If Tiger's not there, probably a decent chance he wins. 2002 U.S. Open at Bethpage. Phil finished second place to Tiger alone. So you got to think a couple of those, like Phil. starts to get at least with no tiger just straight up if you just remove them from those events towards like the 7, 8, 9 major championship area, which is, you know, you're getting into like top five players of all time maybe. So I would say there's, I would, I would be very confident to almost guarantee that if Tiger

has never existed, Phil Megason would be a top five player of all time. Yes, I agree with that, but would he be the goat? No. No. I don't think so. But yeah. Does Tiger elevate his play too? That's what I was going to.

That was my question, you see, Tiger. I like that. On the reverse side of that, does it ease his mind knowing that Phil would maybe believe he's truly the best player in the tournament regardless? Where if you're going up and you know Tiger Woods is in the field, you've got some doubts if your game truly is the best and if you have to press it all. But if Tiger Woods isn't there, does that ease every piece of his game because he truly feels he's the best there? I think that's correct. I think what Lurcha said is right. I like where you were going with that, Frankie, but I think what Lertz said is.

I got a check plus. You just got to check. It just seems like that would be the way it would go. Cali Dats? I would love to think that Tiger elevates Phil's game, but I think it's the other way. Callie Dabstrand? He definitely motivated Phil to be better, right? And Phil said that.

Phil has said, like, I had to work out and all this stuff to try to keep up because I really wanted to beat him. And in, I believe Hank Haney's book, The Big Miss, which is a great book, we had Hank Haney on the show about a year ago, he talks a lot about how Tiger was aware that Phil of all. He's like Tiger always took Phil to be one of his main threats out there. He tried to never give him an inch, and he eventually Phil learned how to evolve. He changed his game. He changed his workout regimen, all that, changed, like, the way that he approached his career to basically elevate himself and get closer to Tiger's level and start a winning majors and getting the best of Tiger in certain situations.

So that is an interesting discussion, but I think, you know, I think Phil will probably go down as a top 10 player of all time, and I think that had it been without Tiger, I mean, he would have easily, I think, been a top five player. No, I don't think he would have been better than, like, Jack Nicholas or a couple of the other greats. And, you know, regardless of Tiger or not, I don't think he wins the U.S. Open. Even that Bethpage, 2002-1, I just think he's had an issue with the U.S. Open. I don't, I'm not confident that he would have gotten it done there, even if Tiger didn't exist. And you can't be the greatest player of all time if there's one of the majors that you've never won.

All right, enjoy the rest of the match play, ladies and gentlemen. We will be back on Tuesday of next week. starts two weeks from today when you guys are listening to this podcast, which is awesome. Very exciting. Wow. Very, very exciting stuff. God, that's so close. It doesn't even feel that close right now.

It's amazing how much. They just packs so much golf in. I know. It just heats up so quickly. Weather's getting warm. It's crazy. It's awesome. And then after the Masters, it's like, oh, it's actually not just rigs saying he canceled winter.

Like, it's just springtime. Perfect. She's going to be nice out. Lurch weather. Moana soundtrack. Yeah, Moana is overrated. I've never seen it. I didn't like that, no spoiler, sorry, but that she left poo behind.

I appreciate that. I didn't like that either. Pooh with a pig. Take poo with a pig with a pig with you. Other than that, it's still a pretty bad movie. She just fails a lot. It gets saved by, like, random shit. I know we've talked about this before, but it's just, now, you're right.

We have more listeners now. These are our Moana opinions. Yeah, our Milana takes. We have Milana takes up. I think it's a top five Disney movie. Whoa. That is a horrible. That's a conversation for another day.

We can't get into this now. Top five? Top five. That sounds outrageous. Dude, it's so... Whoa, what a noise. Who just made that? It's so good.

That was a great noise. Yeah, it was dismissive. That was... Yeah, I need one of those. That's my ultimate... You got lips, I think you can do it. No, he can't do anything. He can't whistle yet.

It's limited. He literally's not even close to whistling. He just makes a blowing noise. The only thing I knew... No whistle. No technological. No. But if you wanted me to yell extremely...

Like, I could get people's attention. I can... I got a good, nice low barrensone. Yeah, that's it. Okay. But you know, it would be sick. Those rigsy whistles. My tag can do that.

Yeah, that's just, I've got everybody's attention, that two finger whistle. Yep. That thing. It's authoritative. It's kind of like spit on my fingers. All right, are we done here? Yeah. Go to the store.

All of our spring stuff now available. Plus that shirt, hopefully. You're going to love it. Plus, we're going to invent this shirt. That's sure. I've got chills. You remind me I got chills again. I'm not going to cry like Frankie.

You haven't heard this story? Frankie cried to cry to Jimmy Fallon? No, but that's amazing. Jimmy came out. Frankie just started crying. The a theatrix. of the whole thing. It wasn't like necessarily.

You were overcome by the theatres? It wasn't like Jimmy Fallon. It was the theatrical. To give you a little more context as well, he cried at a Broadway show. Oh, yeah. That almost makes more sense. It's like the, yeah. My chills are connected to my tear ducts.

If something overtakes me, I start to tear. Here's another question for WebMD. They brought me, they brought us into this little room. They're like, are you guys ready to the tonight show? And like, you're in a little room. And then they bring into the studio. This, like, this like, legit studio has all this history, right? It's like the Tonight Show studio, Studio 60, whatever.

And I sat all the way on the right, and I'm right next to the roots. They start coming out, like the lights are off. Fucking Questlow starts playing the drums right in front of me. I'm like, holy shit. And then they start playing. They play this like New York City fucking video. And then all of a sudden, like, Jimmy Fallon comes right now. And everyone jumps up and starts clapping.

I started fucking bawling. I was a puddle. Boys, we got breaking news. Holy shit. Breaking news. Kids just hold out for Eagle to square up his match against Ian Polton. Oh, my. Unbelievable.

So that's kind of crazy. All you guys that are listening out there, we recorded this part from the gallery in the last part of the show in the middle of the day. So you're actually getting kind of a live reaction. You're going to know when you're listening to this, what happened to that match. We're getting ready to wrap up the show.

We don't know. We just know the kids just hold out. People are tweeting at us left and right. They're all excited. So go kids, go. He's got to take down public enemy. Number one, Ian Polter, that Euro trash. Take him down for America.

That's all we got for now. We'll be back on Tuesday. Go get yourself some gear. Happy Spring. winter, canceled. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. It hard.

Frankie, hit it harder. Callie Daps? What up, Trent. Callie Daps. Cally Daps. He's not dapped and lurched. Jesus.