Fore Play - In The Arena, Florida, Mars & Galaxies
Episode Date: October 27, 2022TaylorMade media week rolls on live from Florida. We caught up with Rory, ate at The Woods Jupiter, and even went by JT’s. We debate: jet pack or hoverboard? We tease upcoming TaylorMade videos with... star players. Our Barstool golfer Alistair Docherty is on to final stage Q School. What movie/show theme music gets you the most moved?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod
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The food we had last night went to the Woods Jupiter.
Who owns that place?
People might have heard of it.
Same guy.
It's on the cover of that book about Tiger Woods.
Also on the cover of that new video game.
He's injured, right?
He was injured. He's just been on the cover of a lot of things.
Tiger Woods.
That's right.
That's right.
What's Tiger Woods?
Forbillay, brought to you by barstoolsports.com, presented as always by Chevrolet.
I got my laptop here.
Huge laptop podcast.
Or iPad, I'm sorry.
We're a little loopy.
It's been one of those.
It's an iPad.
One of those stretches.
We're an iPad.
Everybody has an iPad.
Yeah, we do have an iPad.
I was using my iPad just before I came down here.
I was watching YouTube.
I was watching Game of Thrones.
You were watching just YouTube, that's it?
I was watching YouTube.
I was watching Two Bears One Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Crisher.
You thought I was watching porn.
Well, yeah.
If you do got like a quick session on your, on your iPad, it just feels like that's more likely.
Listen, I don't need the iPad for that.
I have a vivid imagination.
Yeah, just close your eyes.
I know, I know what's going on, you know.
Speaking of imagination, everybody's caught up on Thrones, I believe.
I watched it.
We'll save that.
Not 20 minutes ago.
We'll save that towards the end.
Okay.
So those people that like to bitch and comment, which we read occasionally, they can turn it off.
But we're going to talk about Thrones at the end.
I like that idea a lot.
Yeah, season finale.
Chevy, Chevrolet, EVs.
Okay, electric vehicles, electric utility vehicles,
first utility vehicle, sports utility vehicle of all time,
I think 1934 from Chevrolet.
They invented that shit.
Now they've got EVs.
So they're inventing all kinds of good stuff.
They're inventing EVs.
They have invented EVs that are affordable for everyone.
EVs everywhere, EVs for everyone.
The Blazer, the Bolt, the Silverado.
I see a lot of Silveradoes, actually.
Silverado is a good one.
it's just yeah it's one of the best companies on the planet there's no denying that people get
in the logo tattoo the bow tie the bow tie is iconic we still don't know where it came from there's
all these different um you know rumors about where the history of the logo came from i wish that
chevalet and one of our reeds would just throw in this is the official history of the chevalet you know
we could get that probably we could also you know just make up a history every time hmm
where do you i'm not to think about that okay i'm just saying
I know.
If they're not going to provide us with the history, just make up our own history.
Do you know how long that logo's been around?
Like was that bow tie on the 1934 SUV?
Feels like yes.
I feel like that's a logo.
They used to do logos back in the day like that, though?
I think so.
Really.
I don't know if it was like on the grill piece.
Right.
But maybe sticking up top like the Jaguar does it?
Yeah, like right on the little guy.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
I don't know that they were.
Yeah.
That you pose a 1913.
1913 logo.
I think they were throwing that logo.
Talking about a 109-year-old logo?
You bring up an interesting point about logos.
Holy cow.
Are logos a, definitely like a consumerism thing?
Right.
Like a 20th century thing or 19th century thing.
For sure, a marketing thing.
Like, got to be the 60s madmen.
Like, let's make sexy logos and color schemes so people buy our products.
I don't know.
Like flags have always been a thing.
Those are like the original logos for families and stuff.
Crests.
Cress are cool.
Cress are.
Yeah, the Romans, I feel like we'd be.
They were rolling around with logos.
Really?
Like a Caesar logo or something?
Yeah.
I guess you know what it would be would be currency.
True.
Because they put the emperors on coins.
Right.
It's pretty good.
The logo is the emperor.
Right.
Yeah.
It's like Caligula.
Look at this guy.
Are you kidding me?
You still have any.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Colmore, Kyle was looking at it.
We can't give all the details.
You can't give all the details.
But he's just looking at it because of something that we
film today and he was making a little comment
people are gonna, people are gonna enjoy the video.
We always, we always talk about things like this, but
like he wasn't on the show
so we couldn't be like Calmore Cowell was on the show.
He didn't come on at all. He was just in the window, but
we saw him. We might put featuring
Calmore Cowell. No, I don't think we can. I don't think we can. I promise he was here.
Definitely was here. He walked right by.
I thought it was just one of our, uh,
you know, hooligan producers. Yeah.
On the wall for no reason. How does he spot us in here?
We're in the smallest room of all time in this hotel.
We're still a Taylor May Media Day,
by the way. It's been two days.
Isn't this like the walkway to your side of the hotel?
Yeah, I'm in a whole other. So am I.
Me too.
That he hooked me up. I'm in the normal hotel.
It takes me forever to get over there.
You guys were like, you want to do podcast as possible?
I was like, I'm not even to my room yet.
You got to take two elevators.
It's like a Vegas hotel.
I'm taking an elevator.
You have to walk in the hallway and take another elevator.
That's how far this place is.
Dude, and then I get off, you know, it's one of those.
My room's like something 38.
And I get off and you can see 01.
Yeah.
It's all you can see.
And I'm like, oh,
No, no.
Go down and then you got to pick another turn.
And then there's another turn.
I'm always the last hotel and I'm the hotel room and I'm always the last gate at an airport.
Yep.
To the point where, and everyone agrees with me.
So like are they just putting everyone at the ends of all these things?
Right.
Who are at the gates and in the hotel rooms as soon as you get off an elevator or as soon as you get through security?
Let me ask you this.
Is that for commerce?
Make you walk through and see everything?
Yeah, make you walk through as much as possible because I do know that they do the weaving.
of you pedestrians walking after you land on purpose so that you don't get to the gate or the
baggage claim early because then it leads to people complaining that the baggage was late
whereas if they just make you walk 15 minutes then they bake in something that nobody ever
complains it's like stew leonards is this famous um um uh grocery store yeah grocery store you know
stew leoners yeah so they stew lenin's this guy in connecticut and he just i think it was
Connecticut, but he just has a bunch of these incredible grocery stores. And they have the best milk,
the best dairy they claim, like best chocolate milk of all time.
Glenny Balls and Clem loves through Leonard. Anyway, the way that he routes his grocery store
is like you have to walk the way that they've made you walk. Like it's basically a maze.
You can't just like go to the, when you walk and you have to go to the left and you have to go
through all the sections. And it just makes you pick up more stuff, man. Like you walk through the
fruit section. Then you walk through the meat section.
you're like, I'm going to grab something from all these places.
It's very, very, very smart.
And he's got, like, all these, like, things that fly down from the ceiling so that the kids can get, like, all excited about going to the store.
Yeah, legit, like a cow will come down and, like, do a flip and then jump back into the ceiling.
A moot cow?
A bunch of, yeah, and the avocado sing a song.
It feels like you're in Disney.
Free samples?
Samples all over the place.
Yeah, I love that.
It's like best supermarkets of all time.
Is there one, are there ones on Long Island?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's like Las Vegas when they make you walk.
You can get lost on the casino floor.
So trying to find a hotel room in Las Vegas is insane.
And that's all,
that's all by analytics too of like,
where do they want people's eyes to go when they walk in?
Like,
is it the blackjack table?
Is the roulette table?
Is it all that stuff?
That's a strategic.
Oh, yeah.
There's a whole business in casino layout.
It's right next to like,
certain things are right next to the cash out area.
Certain things are right next to the ATM.
We're just rats and a maze, man.
We're really woke today to like capital.
We're getting kind of analytical.
I like capitalism.
Yeah.
So do I.
Pro fan.
Pro.
Yeah.
But we understand it.
Well, in capitalist society, it's great.
You know, you kind of eat what you catch.
Totally.
Which is great.
So yeah, I'm pro capitalism.
If we're coming off like we're exhausted, because we are.
We're exhausted.
We filmed for about 10 hours today.
It's been a long 24 hours.
We had a night last night.
We went to Justin Thomas's house for a couple beers.
Watch Monday night football.
Bud Call.
he was there, which was funny.
He's like one of the coolest guys.
I mean, they're both one of the coolest guys ever.
I really like both those guys.
I had never met Bud.
And he was just a very, very, very cool dude.
Hell of a pool player also.
Both of them.
Both of a pool player.
Yeah, JT's good.
Riggs is sneaky, very good at pool too.
JT's good. It's my best bar game by far.
Me too.
Bud is like a shark.
Trent's pretty good.
Midwest.
Midwest.
Yeah.
We had a lot.
Midwestern.
You grew up doing that.
I embarrassed myself a couple times for Justin Thomas, but it is with it.
I'm just not good.
I kind of stated that.
that and declared it going in.
I've probably played less than 10 full
games of billiards in my life.
Oh.
It reignited a fire in me that I
miss playing pool. We had a pool table.
Two on two billiards.
Oh yeah.
Team game is electric.
It's so much strategy.
Because as long as you're all in the same
general bucket of skill level,
which almost everybody is,
even though somebody's better,
at the end it's a neutralizing game.
Because of the cue ball, the eight ball,
you can't scratch.
Most house rules you can't scratch.
So it becomes like you block the other guy,
you play defense you wait for them to make a mistake it gets you get really into your
pen and as you get drunker and drunker you're like getting in there it's like you're reading
pups you're like all right well i asked them that i said are you guys really good at this because you
can read a green like correctly because the way that they're able to see the bounces and like what
like there i don't know what it was about bud but like he was able to know exactly what would
happen to that ball he would know exactly what happened to that ball when he tapped it you know what
I mean.
Yeah, Rob was saying Rob McNamara, whose Tigers guy was saying that Bud is just like incredible
with his hands.
He was always a really good chipper when he's playing like short game.
And he said he's nasty.
The biggest thing I could see it helping with translating from golf to that is touch.
Yeah.
Because it's very much about touch.
Leaving the cue, if you leave that cue ball like six inches here versus there, your next
shot is a layup or unhittable.
At one point, I was paired up with Justin Tomish.
And he was saying like,
Like you got to hit this ball, bump it off one of the bumpers, and it's going to go that way.
Like you just got that's how you're going to do it because it's not a direct shot.
And I was over the ball and he got really close to me.
He said, just feel it in your hands.
And I hit it and I made it.
And we went crazy.
We were crazy.
I felt like I was a hell of a shot.
Tiger Woods on the green at the President's Cup in Australia.
Me and him, we were just going at it because it was embraced.
We did embrace.
It was hard.
to smile at that moment, no matter who you were rooting
for, what side you were on. It was a good time.
It was a ton of fun. It was a unique experience
to like celebrate because I was
played with Bud and Bud was really good.
So we won a few times and celebrating
Justin Thomas's, yeah, celebrating in Justin
Thomas's face was.
That was a cool experience. It's fun. You can tell he
doesn't. Those guys don't like to lose at all.
No, no. No. J.T. especially.
But yeah, really cool place. As you can imagine,
he's got such cool memorabilia
and autographed jerseys. And it's,
It's kind of what you would expect, but when you're in there seeing it, you're like, holy shit.
He's obviously just a huge sports fan.
He had five TVs.
I know he's posted that before on his Instagram and stuff of like a football Sunday or Saturday or whatever.
And then my favorite, which I'm not going to give all the details about just Thomas's house,
but the two water maker trophies on the mantle when you walk into his home in the living room.
And they're up there.
Regal.
Literally like field goal posts.
Yeah, no, it's a, it's a, it frames the room for sure.
You're going to notice them in that room.
It was awesome.
But we had beers there.
We had a great time.
Watch money at football played a million games of pool,
took off and we had 10 hours of filming stuff today.
So it's just been a video.
Four or five hours of sleep going into probably our biggest filming day of the year.
With all the guys that we end up doing stuff with, it's incredible.
That turnaround was tough.
I'd also say that it was a smashing success of a day.
Huge success.
Won't go into the details of it.
Obviously, you guys will see the videos as they come out.
But it was a good day.
Embargo.
I feel like we got through it on, you know, caffeine and adrenaline.
and now it's starting to really have more funny stuff today than we've ever done at the
tailor made media i would say like every time that and i think it's because it's our third time here
and i want to be able to give away all the information but we just can't like we have to hold
on to a lot of the stuff because of product and all this stuff but i mean we always like just play
these guys and this time there was so much more added to it it was so so fun and the guys got a little
wacky we got wacky we got a little youtubey which like i i like to toe the line of it i was talking
about this on our stream the other day when we were playing PGA tour 2K23 like people were asking us a bunch of
questions it was like 2 o'clock in the morning on a Friday and I was just answering all these people's
questions about just foreplay and the behind the scenes and was like how come you guys don't just do more
wacky stuff like dive into that and I always said like that's just who we are we just we're just going to
keep it in our lane and do our thing we post two hour videos and if you want to watch them you
watch them that is what it is that's like what we do and it's work to this point but it was
funny that this scenario actually put us in a place where we had to do short form
wacky funny hard hitting make people laugh and then like get professional golfers in situations
that you'd never see before which came out very like mr beastie slash like it was very weird
and different not foreplayy i would say but also like us because it's us how do you feel like it's
definitely not like i can't it's not it's not what we do on a day to day basis right film a lot
of stuff especially summer like we're getting into kind of our slower part where our eders brusers can
catch up on stuff but it's not what we do it's not we're
was also, it was almost dictated a little bit by Taylor Made and how Taylor Made functions.
And like, they're very into preparation and planning and they need to pitch things to agents
and to players.
And so we actually have to have ideas, like concrete ideas, which we, you know, when we go to
tournaments and we run into players, we don't really have much of a plan.
People like just kind of were pretty average people that like golf that are among these
amazing people and whatever happens with us, they like it.
And when you're filming videos like this, we definitely do some of that, or we keep it
pretty simple, where we just play a match or we do a one club.
But we got a little bit wackier this time, which I think paid off.
I think the videos are going to be phenomenal.
I think they're going to be different.
They're really going to stand out.
They're going to be really funny.
And the players are into it.
There's stuff that I would like, I'd stop.
Like if I'm scrolling Twitter and I saw that some of these huge names were put in these
situations, I'd be like, I have to watch that.
European tour has been really good at that where you like have to watch these guys see
a different personality.
And I think that we definitely nailed it today when it comes to like no one's,
ever seen some of the guys do some of these things.
It's just funny.
And it's cool because I think this being your third one, my first one, obviously, but
like the guys are comfortable around you guys.
Yeah.
And I think, you know, bringing me in, I'm like, they've seen me a lot.
So it's like another sort of layer of comfort.
It just feels like the guys were all bought in today.
There was very little shying away from things.
They just, they understood what we needed to do and they had fun with it.
During these shoots, I like to keep an eye on the audio guy.
because he's a good
they're always a good judge
of what's funny
was he crying
when we were doing some of the stuff
today the auto guy
was laughing
alive so were the Taylor made
reps like the people who aren't
intimately involved
in the video or the making of it
or don't know the background
don't know the background
don't know any of it
that's a perfect person to watch
and be like do they think this is funny
because that's ultimately
the type of person who's going to be watching
the video and yeah
the audio guy today was dying
and I was like that felt like a success
guy's not cracking a smile
Trent's like cut it cut
no it's it's not that but it's obviously
when you notice it and you
see the guy laughing you're like all right we were doing
things trying to make people laugh today
so that was a very big indicator like are
people laughing around us and then I think
we did get that instant reaction as opposed
to if a guy's laughing while we're just
playing an 18 round of a whole round of golf either
he just like doesn't like golf
or doesn't like our style or whatever of course
he's not going to be laughing the whole entire five hours
or Frankie said something horrific
right and he's not laughing anymore
No, he's that, that's the most, they do laugh.
That's a nervous laugh.
Yeah, they're like, boy, we're really dealing with somebody.
It happened when we had that, we had that such that, that nice couple out in, um,
was that bandon.
And banden.
It was a couple.
There was a man and a woman, uh, young couple that was.
Heterosexual couple.
Heterosexual couple that was out in Bandon and they own a company like a small, um, freelance audio company.
And so they got assigned to us.
I don't know how we found him, but they were great people.
and then I forgot that the day that the nice young lady was on the headphones
and she could hear every single thing we were saying
and I would just like under my breath just be like oh I had hit a good shot and I'd be
like I'm going to come and then I'd be like she comment on this oh she just like would
like look away be like is this kid kidding me and I'd just be like I'm so sorry I totally
forgot we yeah it's all on video like I think we ended up keeping it in the video because
she was just such a good sport about it because I just completely forgot every single time
because I'm like, I don't know what the hell is going on.
I want to have a microphone on us for five hours.
There's a funny phenomenon where audio people in general, maybe it's just us, but are, they're a little odd.
They're weird.
They're a little weird.
They're a little odd.
They're different, whether it's creative artistic.
And every time that we're in a position where we all know that we're all experiencing this weirdness together, we can never talk about it because we're miced up.
I know.
We can never talk about it.
Today at one point I can never tap Danny and be like, this guy's fucking weird.
No, I can.
You're in his ear.
Dude, I did that one to slap you're like, stop.
He literally's like, he's got, oh, there he is.
He's got, he's got, yeah, he's just listening to every single word you say.
Really loud and clear.
I said something about him, but I noticed that his headphones were on.
That guy's moving slow today and you're like, okay, you didn't have.
Oh, God.
Sometimes you'll, because Riggs, you're right, you can't say it because you're just, you, they had their headphones in.
Sometimes, Frank, he'll say to me, he'll say, I can't say what I want to say right now, but you know what I'm talking about.
And I'll just be like, yeah, because audio guys are overall in general, and I don't want to, you know, stereotype audio guys, but they're a weird or breed.
Something about just your job being audio just turns people strange.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
Just like not having a microphone.
There's like that weird, you know.
Yeah, it's a weird, like you're always watching.
The best thing.
You get a guy who's not a golf guy, which is completely understandable.
That's like not a common
Audio.
Yeah, it's not a common thing.
And they just won't understand like, you know, right before something's going to hit a shot, just don't, nobody moved.
Everybody's pretty much frozen.
There was one guy we had.
I forget what shoot was.
He was like Barry Sanders.
Shuffling.
He would just shuffle around.
And it was, I get a real kick out of it.
It's probably annoying, especially when we play with these professional golfers and when they're like, what's this audio guy doing?
But I love it.
They're just completely unaware of what's going on.
and they're just running around.
It's interesting.
Sometimes, too,
it might have been the avalanche scramble.
We're just coming out there tonight,
if you're watching this.
Wow.
It might have been the avalanche scramble.
When the one guy,
like every time somebody would have a little bit of a mic issue
and he'd be trying to help you,
and he would choose the second that somebody was about to pull the putter back,
be like, can that you hear that now?
And you're like, oh, no.
Then we're like, hey, just wait until that.
He's like, he's got a mic issue,
so we're just going to fix this now.
We're going to resolve this on the green.
We love all audio people.
We're just giving a peek into,
also working with freelancers is so difficult because we don't actually care about a lot of the stuff like today my guy kept coming up to me because a little part of the fuzz in the microphone was showing through my shirt at one point I looked at him like you know like I don't want to give away too much but like the stuff that was happening to us the fact that that was the thing he would literally go through some stuff that was like on me around me and he'd be like I got to fix this fuzz and I'd look at him like are you an insane person they're trying to be right now looking at me right at me right.
professional and what we we almost at the top of these videos got to be like we are not a professional operation if the cord is hanging out the side that's cool i'm i'm good with that
it's fine it's fine we did we did also though you know we got the sort of youtubey funny content but we also there was some really good golf players today some really good shots oh my god you'll get that too cool stuff yeah uh to bring it full circle we love chevy so thank you shabby i don't know
we really do we wrap that up like a rock send him this are you going to send him this ad read ale we gave you we gave you we gave you we gave
you a 24 minute.
That was a throwback.
That was a shout at the mixtape.
Yeah,
you know what I think happened was
Kyle Moore Cowell came by while we were doing that
and it threw us off.
Totally.
Yeah.
But we love talking about Chevrolet the whole show.
They're the best.
We should.
They got EVs for everyone.
So do yourself a favor.
Go to their website.
I've done it many times.
I do it on a plane when I got Wi-Fi and I'm just bored.
I go to Chevrolet's website and I just look at their EVs.
They got really,
they got a bunch of different options.
They got a million different colors.
They got now pretty much everything.
you can imagine in EVs, they're cool, they're electric, they're good for the environment.
They're going to be good for you.
So go check out the EVs, Chevy EVs for everyone everywhere.
I got a shout out Florida.
It's been nice here.
Wow.
You're an anti-Florida guy.
That's big of you.
What people say a lot is, you know, where in Florida have you been or where you're going?
Whenever I say Jupiter, they're like, well, that's, you know, that's a bubble basically.
Jupiter's kind of a, well, it's just kind of a, you know, it's a fantasy land.
And it's a little bit of like what Scott's Dale.
It's like a bubble of this.
Golf and wealth.
Area.
Yeah.
Wealth, golf, like this restaurant.
It's a little like plaza that we're staying in with the restaurants and walking and the whole deal.
I think this area is extremely just like nice.
Basically, it's like a nice bubble.
But I do like this area.
The food we had last night.
I went to the woods Jupiter.
Who owns that place?
People might have heard of it.
Same guy.
It's on the cover of that book about Tiger Woods.
Also on the cover of that new video game.
PG's on the, he's on the, PJ, he's on the, PJ,
He's injured, right?
He was injured, he's just been on the cover of a lot of things.
Tiger Woods.
That's right.
What's Tiger Woods?
I got some short-rid tacos last night.
How were they?
They were fucking awesome.
All the waiters and servers are wearing Nike, like Tiger Woods logo stuff,
quarter-zips and stuff.
That place was really cool.
I got a 16-ounce rib-eye that was really good.
I didn't go with you guys.
Any like pictures on the wall of Tiger, any like memorabilia?
No, it's upscale sports steakhouses.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good way to describe.
It wasn't what I expected.
TV's on the wall, but it's also classy looking.
It's really good food.
It's going to be more sports barry.
I thought it'd be the opposite.
Me too.
I thought it was great.
Me too.
We were pretty deep in the dining area, and there was a TV show Monday Night Football
Right by us, and I thought that was great.
We heard rumblings that T.W. was actually going to be there that night,
but something like came up where you just couldn't make it to the restaurant.
It felt like we were all around him.
Like we were saying everybody was dressed like him.
It's at his place.
you could sense that he had been there.
So a lot of his team was there.
His whole crew was there.
Robbie Mac was there,
so obviously he's connected to that.
So it was like he was all around you.
We just didn't quite get to put our arms around him, you know.
We, um,
what was I going to say?
Oh,
about Florida.
Like,
yeah,
I get like not wanting to live down here and I get like the people are weird
and like middle Florida like the middle of the island is pretty fucking weird.
It's not an island.
Nope.
Like a peninsula.
Peninsula.
People live in Orlando.
is one of the weirdest things.
Not even Orlando because I love Disney, but like there's parts of Florida.
Like what I drove to Tampa.
I drove from Tampa to West Palm Beach with Dave once and we drove just right across
fucking Florida.
That was a bad drive.
Yeah.
That was a bad drive.
It felt like you were driving in the middle of America.
Legit in the middle of the country.
That's wrong with that?
Well, that's my point.
If you're going to live in Florida, if you're going to live in Florida, you got to be near
the beach.
That's right.
That's why I think Orlando people are goofballs.
There's no way you don't like Florida.
Like how do you like not like the,
ocean, palm trees and like beautiful restaurants.
There's parts of Florida I like, but it's overall my least favorite state.
See, that's crazy to me.
There's got to be other states that are way worse than Florida.
I don't know.
It's just like humid hot, flat.
The fact that this has this is like one of the more beautiful places on art.
Have you been to like Mississippi and?
I've been to.
Yeah.
Like South Dakota.
Right.
I've been there.
I feel like it's beautiful.
Listen, I don't want to.
Delaware, like Rhode Island.
Delaware is beautiful.
Delaware is Florida.
Rhode Island is really nice.
So is Florida.
Florida is beautiful.
But beauty isn't the pure
and only way that I measure states.
It's everything. It's the vibe.
The second I get off and you walk through like the baggage
claim even at like Miami airport, you feel just
uncomfortable. It's just hot and everybody's sweaty
and everybody like, ugh. It is most certainly
a swamp. You live in the desert. Huh?
You live in the desert. It's like 120 degrees.
It's not like swampy. It's the exact opposite.
It's dry. Right now it's like 70 degrees for the next seven months.
Right now. In August, they got to like cool their
pools down.
Feels better there than it does here in August.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah, because the shade provides.
When I went to that bachelor,
I forget when I went in Arizona,
we couldn't step outside.
Like when the sun would hit the ground,
everyone had to go in the shade.
It was like the end of the world.
That's the difference between Arizona and Florida
is that when you go in the shade in Arizona,
it's cooler and here.
The humidity here is a problem.
There's no escape in it.
I'm not going to do the whole thing because I'm not,
I don't try to bash because I'm not.
I'm saying that I just,
of all the states that I've been to,
I understand there's positive things about it.
I started this whole bit talking about the positives of this area
and I'm having a good time.
But it's overall the place that I'm the most when I'm there,
I'm like, I got to get out of here.
Yeah.
Of states, I'm saying, per state.
I'm reaching my limit pretty soon.
But again, it's nice, but the weather's been great.
Yeah, just one more day.
People have been nice, but it's once I get back to the airport,
yeah, it's just like you just disagree, but you can have it, you know.
There's so many states out there I can think of where it's like,
I got to get out of this place.
And Florida just doesn't crack my list.
You know what I mean?
It's not for me.
Yeah, well, it's a pretty classic move from New York.
You think you'd retire down here?
New York, yeah.
I guess that is what, like, I've just grown up where everyone goes to Florida is like
their winter place, their retirement spots.
So it always felt like a very easy place to come travel to.
You know what I mean?
It's nice to visit.
I would say that.
Yeah.
It's like there's definitely positives to visiting it for sure.
The beach, all that.
In terms of once I'm here, I reach my limit quicker.
than other places.
I'm like,
I got to get out of here.
Fair.
Fair.
You know,
and there's that cliche
that it's like all the,
a lot of bad stories.
Like Florida man does,
does this.
Florida man does that.
It's got its own like tab on the internet.
It's got a whole internet.
What's going on?
I wouldn't be on Florida.
Fucking gators are attacking people on the water.
I don't like the lizards and all the insects.
Insects are a big one.
Like whenever I've had like an Airbnb in Florida or like,
yeah,
whenever we've like rented like a like a house as opposed to a hotel.
Like you just.
you go into you that room and
like your bedroom and there's just things
in the corners there's like crickets
there's fucking lizards there's spiders
Florida to me is just a very
very hard place to live I wouldn't be able to handle
all that stuff that's kind of what I think of what I think of
I feel like we're meeting in the middle here well that's just what I think of
that part yeah but I also like wouldn't be able to live
in Australia for that same reason there's like venomous snakes and spiders
look you tell me I'm walking on the beach as the sunset
and I'm going to think it's great yeah but it's just
when you get to the nitty gritty of it you're being
in this place all time, I couldn't do it. It's not for me.
I get that people like it. I live in a high rise.
Or like Dave Fortinous house.
It's far away from all of them. He doesn't have any slits like lizards.
Yeah, there's no lizards in that house.
There is a, I think it's, there's a comedian. I think it's Louis C.K.'s bit where he's
talking about, if we are of this earth, why don't we just, why don't we love humidity?
Like, why do we, why are there places that we just, there's like, the temperatures,
like, it's just not for us. That, that's kind of what floor reminds me of. It's too
humid, but why don't we just, why don't we love that?
Why don't we love the humidity?
Why don't we go outside?
Is that what it is?
No, I think we'd think that we would have evolved.
Right, why don't we just go outside and be like, ah, this humidity is amazing.
Some people do, I think people love it.
Yeah, true.
I guess it's very subjective, obviously.
And you can tell when certain people, like, it'll be, you know, humid in like 92.
And you get in with certain Uber drivers and they got it, they don't even have the AC on.
They got like one window down or something.
Right.
And you realize, like, oh, they don't mind this at all.
They're like, fine.
Meanwhile, I'm fucking dying.
True.
I was uncomfortable as I could possibly.
Speaking of it.
a bad weather. Did you see that some people on Twitter were saying that this came across
my desk that Mars was the victim of nuclear warfare from past just generations and
generations and generations? There's like evidence of that? Yeah, there's just like some of like the
way that the ground moves and all these things and then they're what they found on Mars is
all these things is this element. There's this element that they've found on Mars like the rover thing has
found it and it's like synonymous with like a nuclear like weapon that says everywhere this kind of goes
to our theory of like the romans you know got close that there was probably civilizations like way
before we even know that had a nuclear war is that where we're going here yeah but no nuclear war on
mars yeah on mars and then like it just ruined the atmosphere and then like all the water there
has been drained out and i just it's hard to wrap my head around their atmosphere got all messed up
because now it's just i do know they had water they had water they had all kinds of evidence of
flowing water, standing water, all over that place.
I think they found the only...
Maybe Mars was just Earth back then.
Maybe.
They just...
The civilizations got right up to the brink and they never got off it.
They just blew each other up.
But then you think, all right, like, we're trying to figure out if there was life just right there.
And Mars is far.
It takes forever to send a rover there.
It takes like nine months for me.
Nine months just to send a satellite there.
So that seems like it's right here.
And we're talking about it.
But I saw a tweet the other day.
a video of a guy explaining how big universe was.
Did you see this?
It went viral.
I don't think so.
Basically, he said,
our planets from like us to like Pluto.
If you made that the size of a quarter
and you put it right in the middle of the country,
America would basically be...
The solar system.
Would be the end of like the Milky Way.
Which isn't even...
Which is our solar system.
Jesus.
Which is our galaxy.
Right.
Right.
And we are then in a cluster of endless galaxies,
which is then in a cluster of other clusters.
Right.
Isn't that James Webb,
isn't that James Webb picture is?
Yes, clusters.
Right.
Right.
Think about that.
If our couple planets are just a fucking quarter sitting on a road in Iowa,
and the whole country is the Milky Way galaxy on,
on scale.
Think how many quarters you got to put side by side
just to get to the end of the country.
Honestly,
I wish that visual did to my brain
what it does to yours.
I don't know why people don't talk about it.
Yeah, well, that's, I'm with you.
When he says that stuff, I'm like, yeah, it's big.
I found that.
I think people get, I don't know what it is.
Like, I try and talk to my family about this
and they don't want to talk about it.
No one wants to talk about it.
They're like scared to talk about it.
What's actually happening right?
I don't mind talking about it.
floating through space.
No one wants to talk about it.
It's like,
you know what?
I got to like go to work.
You know how fast we go through space?
It's insane.
I think it's like almost 70,000 miles an hour.
But think about how big that is.
What does that even cares about that?
Why are we not walking around the streets just talking about?
Is it because we can't do anything about it?
How insane?
Around the complex is that.
You know we go around the sun.
I didn't know they're moving that quick.
Yeah.
So the velocity at which we go around the sun.
I'm going to look it up.
I think that is.
And it still takes a whole year.
It takes a whole year.
To answer your question, Ricky.
I think it is like what are we what am I supposed to do with that?
We live in such a no it is no it is I think we live in such a fucked up no one knows the answer and we can't even comprehend it type of place that we all just ignore it.
Yeah that's what happens but what else you're going to do?
But think about how insane that is.
But what else?
We all just live our lives every day and we just ignore the fact that everything around us is so unbelievably outrageous that we don't even think about that's why we've just ignored it.
We're moving at 67,000 miles on hour.
We just ignore it.
So if we came to a stop, we would all, in theory, at a speed of 67,000.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd be in, I mean, think about how bad it is when a car is going 70 and they get to crash.
Yeah.
Now you're going 67,000.
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, you fly.
What are you going to say?
I don't think people ignore it.
They're just like, it's just, yeah, like this is the situation that we're in.
Like, would you rather be the opposite where, oh, we know why we're here.
We have all the answers.
We're on the small.
Our universe is the only one.
And it's the only one that's, and it's the only one that's,
ever existed and we have every single answer and now I feel better about it.
I just wish that it was part of conversation a little bit more.
I really do.
You make it your mission.
Yeah.
I mean,
I guess that's why there's like scientists and all these discoverers and that's why they are
different than the rest because they've pledged their life to figuring out what's
actually happening out there.
But I don't think we have enough people.
Do you think that enough people are caring?
And in the alternate universe, are you like an astronomer?
Um, no, I just, I just wish that more people.
talked about it in normal conversation.
Really the only tangible reason you would want people to talk about it more is so that
if something comes for us, whether it's natural or not, that we have a chance to like still survive
it.
I would say we took a lot of progress recently when we fired that fucking missile at the asteroid.
Interplanetinary.
Interplanetary defense.
That was huge.
Those fuckers took out of the dinosaurs.
One of those goddamn rocks.
Seems like they're prepping for something.
But first the movie came out, don't look up.
And then all of a sudden we're firing rockets at planetary defense.
people are on the same team NASA and Hollywood.
I just think that it's kind of like, hey, we told you that this was coming for the last 15
years. We kind of got you guys ready.
And like, we did not spring this upon you.
We sent fucking things to knock them down.
We like did tests.
We literally showed you what would happen in a movie.
But I think we are like now we were getting like, yeah, no, we did the test.
Right.
I'm saying.
I think something's coming.
That's what I'm saying.
I think these are step one, two, three, and four until the end.
I think I'm going to tell us that something's coming or they're just going to try and hope that we take a hint.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's a big question.
That's the movie Armageddon.
But yeah.
I don't know.
It's just got me thinking.
Bruce Willis?
No.
You know?
Ben Affler?
Come on.
Oh, that, no.
No.
No.
No.
Great one.
Do you guys like that movie?
Are we good?
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Don't want to close my eyes.
It's been so long since I've seen it.
Is it Tyler in that?
Work watching.
Yeah.
Your daddy sang the song.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Basically, a whole deal is that asteroid's coming to, and it's a global killer.
And they find out like 19 days out.
I don't want to know anything else.
I'm going to watch it.
Well, that's, you've never seen Armaged?
No, I know.
I'm just, I don't watch trailers.
I never seen Armageddon?
You don't watch trailers, you're anti-trail?
I'm anti-trailer.
Especially the three-minute ones that they post.
You see the whole movie, basically.
I want to go in with a very, very basic knowledge of what I'm going into.
Because the movies are written so that it makes sense if you don't see the trailer.
I agree with that.
It's a movie I really want to see.
Like, I would never watch the Harry Potter previews when they were coming out in real time.
Because I'm like, I just don't want to see anything.
But if it's a adaptation of something I've already seen,
And what I'm going to say as an example is like when the Lion King was redone and then like the real life Lion King, I watched the shit out of that trailer because I'm just like, oh, it's a story I already know.
It's a movie I've already seen.
But like now they're showing you in a different way.
If you're not going to get anything spoiled is my point.
That was a bad movie.
It was cool to like when that trailer came out, it was like badass.
It was sick.
But they were like, holy shit, look at Simba.
From Entourage, you don't need a good movie.
You need a good trailer.
It was like, they made the lions talk and they just like weren't cute anymore.
No, they were just like, holy shit.
like okay the lion's talking now before we go off this topic i want to talk about maps really quick
i tweeted about this guy the other day he's this geogesser guy have you seen this guy no he's going
crazy on tic-tok and he has a youtube page and all these things basically there's a fucking app that i play
and i do all the time it's called geogessor it's like a website basically they just flash you this
area on the map and you can kind of go down the street it's like you're on google maps on street view
and you have to decide you have the map on the right and you have to
click on the map of the world where you think that is, where that street is.
Okay.
It's actually pretty cool that you can figure it out based off context clues of like,
what's the language?
Street sign.
Like, does anything, is there anything recognizable about that area?
Now, people are really good at this.
They have global competitions on like, because there's,
there's timed versions where it's like,
are you have one second to look at a picture?
And these guys fucking do it, man.
There's a guy on Twitter and you're going to have to go watch this.
And I'm going to read you his name.
so I can just find
time for all this shit
bro
they this guy flashes
us
I think it was point one seconds
pops up on the screen
and he guesses
to the 1,000 foot
he'll just guess in Peru
that it's this street
he knows he knows the whole map
of the earth
of the earth
yeah Frankie showed me this in the airport
I kind of just don't
I don't believe it
I don't believe because it's a lot of cheating
going on there just watch
watch the video
watch how fast it is so a lot of people
people think that this guy fucks with us
totally with these types of videos but
there he goes live on YouTube
all the time and just does them for
what do you say no Alex it is real
no way
what you just say you showed me the video
watch watch the flash right boom
like that you can't even watch the flash ready
boom boom
you haven't even seen the picture yet
watch this bang
I actually didn't understand a bit of that
I don't understand the second of that
it went like this he went like this
And then he's like, oh, that's Vienna.
It's just like, what do you talk about?
Yeah, I mean, it's fake.
Yeah, it must be fake.
But there is a YouTube.
A lot of cheating going on.
Chess.
Go watch him on YouTube.
His name is, uh, fishing.
His name is Rainbow.
All right.
His name is Rainbow.
And this guy has 110,000 followers from just doing these videos.
He's not all fake.
Like he does legitimate videos where he gets them wrong and like he goes, he talks about it.
He knows like, he knows about like the certain cobblestone that's used.
Like he'll say and he does these videos of hints.
like oh these street signs are only used in Iowa
and like I know that because it has a certain white box around it
so when I see that I know it's Iowa and I know this sky pattern
because he's he's completely memorized this geogessor game
so when he sees a certain sky pattern he knows a certain street
it's nuts is it is it so he just memorized the whole map right
oh well that's how that's how like that's a little different I was thinking he was
was doing you learn something no but that's I'm with Dan on that
memorizing the it's like memorizing the
the math pictures is less impressive to me than just knowing actually where that is.
If he sees a picture, one of those pictures, he knows that like because the sky is this way,
that's what it would look like when they took the pictures for this thing.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I guess that's part of it.
But then also he does a satellite one where it's just from the top and he knows exactly
where it is, which is insane.
Is there a limited number of these?
Like, is there a thousand that they'll recycle?
Yeah, I don't know the answer to that.
So if he could just remember those.
There might be a limited number and he may have, he may have memorized.
every single one.
Because I'd probably know
a thousand words.
Right.
He may have memorized
every single one.
That is true.
I didn't think of that.
We're just in a visible location.
We got people walking back.
There obviously is a limited number, right?
Well,
that's what I don't know.
I don't know the game.
Cued into the system.
Yeah.
Even if it's 10,000.
He's memorized.
He's played it like as often
as Saw Hith plays chess.
He's probably seen everyone.
He's like,
I know all the answers.
I think he said he studied it
exclusively for a year.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he basically did a,
he also like has something wrong with him.
Like,
obviously he's able to remember all this.
Brandon Jones just flashed me his tits.
How does tities look?
It's a little distracting.
We saw some.
I just had to get that out of the cast.
We popped the top today a couple times.
Do you guys know about the fishing cheater?
Did we talk about that?
That was incredible.
Yeah, we were doing the whole cheating thing for a while.
Hello?
Do we know that person?
No, I think they just shook Brandon Jones's his hand.
And then waved out of?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're in a visible spot.
But this guy's been, he's been the source of a lot of contention on Twitter.
He gets like 200,000 views.
Every single time puts up a video, gets thousands and hundreds of thousands of the likes and everyone's fighting in the comments saying, is it real or is it not?
So let me know what you think.
I'm team fake.
Just for the record.
The memorization makes me think it might be real, but I'm still not as impressed as I was originally.
Then he's a fraud.
No, he's not a fraud.
He's just good at memorizing things, which is certainly a skill, but it's not as cool as the skill that is being presented to you.
Correct.
Well put.
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What else is going on, boys?
Doesn't Dave say that memorization is like the lowest form of...
He does say that.
Human intellect, yeah.
Yeah, human intellect.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Memorization?
Yeah, because he's not a good...
Like, he doesn't remember people's names,
and he can't like memorize stuff like that sounds like somebody you can't memorize stuff would say right
not great at pronunciation of words yeah but i but i but in that but he is very intellectual i would say
for sure i'm saying i agree with him in that regard like memorization it's like it's impressive
to a certain point but it's not actually knowing yeah because yeah it's like the it's the part
of your bro when you memorize stuff for a test it doesn't go into your long-term memory that's right
you know we're doing uh right now is we're setting ourselves
up for the trivia. If it doesn't go well,
we're going to be like, oh, by the way.
Are you down to be our, like our, our fourth
guy? So we are, we have a
dozen trivia team. I just want to,
I just want to, I don't know, some people, some people
are, some people are weird about trivia. I'm anti-
doing trivia. I'm the hardest
fan of trivia. I love watching
you mean bar trivia. I'm, I'm pretty decent at
I like bar trivia, but I don't want, the only
I don't love about Bart Chari is the person
yelling on the microphone, the whole fucking
it's, it's their show. I mean, it's their
show. I mean, come on.
It's fucking insane.
It's their day.
Especially in New York City, it's a bunch of failed actors and actresses that, like,
they finally get the mic in their hand.
It's like a whole charade.
See, I would do silent trivia.
Just right at a bar.
At a bar.
I was doing trivia a lot when I was living in New York City.
I had a couple of my buddies.
We would all go.
We'd go to this bar on Wednesday nights and we'd play trivia and we got pretty good.
Like, they'd play music and you'd guess the songs.
I was pretty good at, like, TV and the movies.
But when I like to think of myself as a big sports fan,
but I also like to think of myself as someone with, like, early dementia.
I don't I can't remember a single thing
I can't remember a single thing
I don't remember my family's names anymore
it's getting crazy like almost to the point
we have to go to the doctor so when you're asking
me about sports moments
like Jeff D. Lowe's the dozen
the answers that some of these people can
fucking remember is
actually scary it's the college sports
ones that really get me where was
the I mean Jeff D. Lowe knows
every location of the final four
if you say the 2000
13
Final 4 he remembers the fucking
stadium.
He remembers the stadium it was in.
Not only the final four,
but he remembers every single place
it's ever taken place.
See, what I can't understand about that is that the
stadiums aren't distinguishable
enough as a spectator to
understand how they could be different.
He loves the logos.
See that?
Because I'm trying to think of like I could do
not that well with golf courses
and major stuff, but I can do it decent
really well, but I think those are so much more
distinguishable. They have their own like history
and look and logo and aesthetic and like
it's a fucking golf course.
Yeah.
It's different.
I can remember all the tournaments that I've covered.
I can remember who won, who was in the mix.
That's crazy to me.
But that's only like, you know, 60 or 70.
And that's because I can't do that.
I spent a lot of time.
Think about major and watching.
I know.
2017.
All right.
Dude,
I do you have to think about it.
I would have to think to come up with who won the last four major sports championships.
I would genuinely like maybe not be able to do it.
It's crazy.
I mean, you got,
run the NBA one.
All right, let's do it.
Steph Curry.
Who's doing it?
Are we all doing it?
It was a team.
Okay.
Golden State.
Okay.
That's easy.
All right.
Football.
Rams.
Rams.
And they beat the Chiefs?
Yes.
No, they beat the Bengals.
The only reason I remember the Reds.
The Buck's, the Reds.
The Bucks beat the Chiefs.
The reason I remember the Rams is because he fell off the fucking.
That's operating.
Yeah.
And then he was like, all right.
Baseball.
Hold on.
Let me try to see if I can do baseball.
Oh, fuck.
I don't think I can do baseball.
Dude, I honestly.
it was it the Dodgers
who won the last world series
the Dodgers won and remember there was the COVID thing
with Justin Turner but I don't think that was last year
I think it was year before I think that was 2020
Alex Bush do you know don't say it
who won the World Series last year
Astros no
nope don't say it
just double check but don't say it
do you know I have dementia dude
that you guys are making me double guess
I don't know I genuinely
Colorado by the way won the NFL
yeah yeah
Just played them.
The video's out tonight.
Oh, that was like...
That was a good ad, actually.
Yeah.
Who, we look like shit right now.
See, that's why I'm bad at this because...
All right, Alex Bush said his initial...
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Look at this.
You're gonna hate yourself.
Hold on now.
What?
I know this answer, obviously.
Do you want to know who they played?
No.
I don't think he knows the answer.
No, Frankie doesn't know.
Frankie, what's the answer?
He's saying he should know it.
And he's going to be pissed, but I don't think he has it at the top of it.
I know it.
This is the shit I'm bad at too.
This is the shit also that people are at home listening to this podcast.
Screaming.
Screaming.
Yeah.
Banging their head against the wall.
Just screaming.
See, I forget this shit all the time.
Trying to think of like an iconic moment from last year's world series.
Like, nothing's coming up.
I can remember every shot Tiger Woods hit in 2000 in the final round of Pebble Beach.
Oh, I know who it is.
Oh, fuck.
Who is it?
I'm just an idiot.
Big T and the Braves one.
Oh, that's it.
It went to the fucking, like,
Celebration, everything.
Max Fried pitched a game.
My elementary school.
I literally had to stare at the park.
I had to stare at the floor for like five minutes to think about the Braves.
I don't think I was getting the Braves.
I don't think I was getting there.
I don't think I was either.
I will say, thank God.
The Dodgers win the year before?
Yes.
No, I think they won in the 2020.
That right there is why Tampa, admittedly, we are not the strongest
tribute.
I can't remember anything.
We got no chance, dude.
couldn't come up with we got too many conversations going on at once we couldn't come up with
who won't we're not great tribute team so you know with that with those categories yeah we're never
going to win trivia because we don't know college basketball we don't know college football we really
don't know like tv i'm prepared i'm gonna go on wikipedia and do some preparation you're just gonna go to
wikipedia dot com yeah i'm gonna go to go like sports like yeah we're gonna go to wikipedia i'm gonna go to
wikipedia i'm gonna go to final fours i'm gonna go there's a list of all the teams that were
in the final fours i know but it's not always that i know i know
He'll be like, all right, name this player based off of his path through his career.
And it'll be like, Bucks, Raptors, Knicks, Nets.
And then these guys are like- And it could be any time period.
Justin Jefferson.
And you're like, what the fuck?
They know.
They know.
Oh, a guy must have played here.
And then he went there.
And then he went to this college.
See, I don't have any of that.
I don't know any of that.
We're pretty good at pop culture, TV, movies.
Yeah.
But sports, especially college sports, we're just lacking.
We're the only team in the dozen.
that just gives up on like four categories.
Well, my thing is that I've been so deep in golf for so long that I've been so focused on golf that I don't, like, I just don't have that much mental energy for all the different sports.
Whereas if I wasn't so focused on one sport, I think I would be much more like dabbing between all them.
I was the biggest sports fan in the world until 2013.
And up until 2013, I got it.
2013 2014 to 22 I'm barren that's when I started at barstool that's when like I was focusing on work as opposed to like sports every day so my brain with that time period is mush see I used to know as a kid I knew everything about the NHO I knew every player I could tell you the top six defenseman and probably the top 12 forwards on every team of the NHO and I was probably from like eight years old until when I was like 16 or something and then since then I don't
I just genuinely don't.
I don't watch that much random sports.
I'll watch Saturday Night Football.
Watch Monday Night Football.
But like I'm very rarely sitting around just watching sports.
And that's how you miss all of that.
Like just plugging into your brain.
Video games used to help me with that.
I bet every single sports video game growing up.
So then you know every single stadium name, every single player, every single coach, every single G.
You're playing a franchise mode.
I knew the stats going in because like they would flash.
This guy had this many goals a year before.
My dad used to be like, how is this 11-year-old know like the right fielder on the Kansas City Royals?
And I'd be like, oh, just like, I don't be the,
this show. I just play every single day. I play a million games a night and you just retain
that information. I just think we have so much stuff now. I genuinely think I'm on my phone too
much of just looking at nonsense without actually like diving back into like stats and names. You don't
absorb any of it. I'm not absorbing any of it. It's just bullshit, man. But it's right about watching
it because I do watch the MLB playoffs because I enjoy it and you just learn you learn the players in like
quickly. You're like, oh, yeah, there's that guy. You learn their tendencies. No. Bremen. No, he never
strikes out oh he makes contact all the time
you learn by like times watching you learn by like
their third at bat you're like pretty in tune
with the lineup and like what to expect and how
he's going to fight this one off and like you just
learn it but if you're not watching it ever you just don't
know anyone yeah because looking through
I've made a conscious effort at times
to go through stats and see all who's leading the league
and home runs and it's just not a fun of an act too
no and you can't retain it yeah you kind of like
because it's not just a name I don't know you don't attach it to
anything just a name
I can't retain any information I need to
learn how to do that.
There's got to be some sort of exercises on like how to start.
What are they called?
There's a whole app for it.
I think it might be just brain games.
Is it called brain games?
Is that how it helps you retain information going forward?
It's like,
you know,
your brain is a muscle.
You got to work it.
I haven't worked in five,
six years.
Is it true when you drink,
you kill blood cells,
brain cells?
It feels like a,
somebody that told you to scare you.
I'm sure Warren Buffett like has like a,
I mean,
a drink every day or something like that.
There's always an anomaly to that.
I just wasn't sure if that's true because I'm trying to think if I'm doing none of what you're saying,
which is building the brain muscle.
Just housing beers?
And they're only going out every weekend when your woo comes shows up on red.
Then it's like, well, we're at a deficit here.
What's in worse shape?
My body or my brain.
I think it's my brain.
Yeah, I agree with that.
And that's pathetic.
My body's bad.
Boy, that's a, we had a pretty good interaction with the world number one today.
That was cool.
Yeah.
We did.
Rory Mac.
We had a great time with him.
We talked to him for well over 20 minutes.
Just the most normal guy in the world.
It's the second time that he has come up to us.
First time was at the country club at the U.S. Open when he drove by when Frankie and I were talking to Aman Lynch.
And he was like, oh, it's the barstool boys in Aman Lynch.
And we're like, wow, that's pretty interesting.
And then today we were sitting, there was like this ballroom at Taylor Made Media Day where you kind of meet before you go out and do all this stuff.
We were all just sitting around the table after we had filmed.
all day. We were all dead and we're just sitting there and all the sudden we hear a guy go,
it's the bar stool guys and Danny Rap. Right. And it was Roy McElroy. Yep.
Walked up to our table. We had a crew of like seven of us sitting there just licking our wounds
from the day. We looked ridiculous. We did. All the things we talked about before, how we did a lot
of wacky stuff. We were, we were on the other end of that and we looked insane sitting down just
waiting to go home, shower, just like sleep, just get all this just like stuff out of our
head and then Rory Macroy walked in as we're like...
And he was walking in ready for a photo shoot, so he looked like a
billion dollars and we looked pathetic.
He's also these days, he's glowing.
He's strong.
He got really like ripped, which I think sort of helps him.
He's strong.
He's just the, the
dad's voice of the PJ tour.
He's just, he's a daddy now.
He is.
Yeah.
I said congrats to him.
I said congrats.
That's quite the accomplishment.
He was like, yeah.
I've done it before.
He's cool, man.
Yeah.
I would say we chopped it up with Roy McElroy.
Chops it up is for sure.
20 to 30 minutes.
Stories, laughing, jokes.
Catching up.
Did some catching up.
Family talk.
Yeah.
Travel talk.
What a guy. Schedule talk.
Talked about cities that we like and don't like.
I still.
And I'm,
I'm like this with apparently pretty much every famous person
slash golfer, but especially Rory McElroy.
And I think I've said it on the show before where I get like giggly.
And I get, it's not my greatest trait.
but like the guy and the dad and stepbrothers
where the cool son comes over
he's like you're so impressive
that is all I want to say to Roy McCloy at all times
he's just and I mean I've been on this podcast
I've been the biggest Roy guy forever
and so now it's strange to be able to have conversations with him
and have him be very normal and it's just like
it's fucking Roy McAwell one of your go-toes is when you just go
that was awesome oh yeah I did that with Tiger
I'll do that with everybody
It's a good line.
I'm the Chris Farley show.
I think he did that with Rory when we saw him at the U.S. Open on the driving range after he just got back from he just won Canada.
Canada.
And we were like, dude, congratulations.
And he's like, that was a good one.
You're like, that was awesome.
You can also see in the video of that handshake that he is shaking your hand.
You were in front of me.
And he is not even close to me.
And I got my hand ready to go.
I'm just like, here we go.
I'm going to shake Roy McElroy's hand.
And at some point, I have to get over this because it's like, he's, he's.
He was super cool with us today and super chill and just talking about anything and everything, making jokes like Riggs was saying.
It's just, it's cool to have a guy like him be like, oh, that's the barstool guys.
It's extremely cool.
Yeah.
I love that guy.
I think you were, you're turning out to be right.
You were early to the Roy McElroy train.
I was, but in terms of our relationship with him, I think I, at a certain point, because it got to a point, at a no fault of his, it was all of us.
us being in our own heads, being like, I just don't think he fucks with us.
And then it turns out that all of that thinking about it and being like, what is it?
I don't understand.
It was nothing.
He was just, we just hadn't had many interactions with it.
Yeah, the general rule with these guys, what I've come across is that they think about these
things just way, way less than we do.
So he seemed, yeah, there was obviously no bad blood at all.
He likes you guys.
None.
Yeah.
Zero.
Is that cool for you, day?
Yeah, I don't want to say no because, but.
You can say no.
I mean, I want you to be honest.
Yeah, no, I've, I mean, I've spoken with Rory like that, you know, dozens of times.
Yeah, and that's it, so that's a different dynamic that we now have on the podcast.
Because before, and we've talked about this, but like when we get still when we meet these guys,
I mean, like, Scotty, you know, not as much because he's just, he's so nice and he's sewn to Barstool.
But there's, but there are guys who are still like Rory and Tiger and.
all these different guys who it's still like, man, this is pretty crazy that this happening.
And I don't know when that's going to go away.
But you at your old job and you were in a different position where you spent a lot of time with these guys.
So you just come out of from a different angle, which is, I think it's totally fun.
Like, you know, the days when you guys were walking alongside Tiger at Southern Hills, like, that's kind of what we, what I used to do, you know, 16 or 17 times a year during practice rounds was just like walk with guys and talk to them and get to know them.
That was a huge part of the job.
And I think it's one of the reasons why I did a, you know, to my own horn here, like I did a pretty good job was because I was just like a normal person who I feel like they didn't feel was gawking over them.
Sure.
Not treating them like they're some sort of cyborg and just be a normal guy.
And I think they really appreciate that.
Definitely.
Yeah, definitely.
I think in certain like rooms that they gravitate towards that.
But for us, like I always said, I'll never, ever want to turn to the person that doesn't get the jitters and the.
the butterflies when meeting someone.
You know what I mean?
But how old is it that we have both?
100%.
100%.
You need and we have both sides.
I mean, listen, I got like six or seven or eight like New York Islanders coming to my
wedding like to this point where it's like I was the guys trying on their shoes in the locker
room.
I'm able to like tone it down obviously at this point.
Like I'm buddies with these guys.
Really close buddies with these guys.
And I've been able to make that connection.
But I'd be lying if I didn't say like when we played that fucking Islander scramble,
I didn't have like butterflies in my stomach the whole day being like, it's the
fucking New York.
Islanders. I go and sit center ice. Every single game, I try and get the best ticket. I go to game time.
I sit down. I watch this team. I spent a lot of money on jerseys and shirts and I fucking
watch the team. We go to Borrellys. We're drinking beers. This is all I care about. And yeah,
I'm friends with them, but I never want to lose that like fanboyness. And we get a lot of shit about
that. They're like, you're just a fanboy. Act like you've been there before. Who the fuck wants to act
like they've been there before? I don't like that. I don't even think you do that. Like,
you're still like genuinely like happy with everything. It's just. You know, it's just.
Yeah. People are, you know, wired differently.
Totally.
But you got really jacked up when Maddie Fitz won the ISO.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Well, that's, yeah.
When you're seeing your friends like succeed, that's awesome.
Totally.
For sure.
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You know what's interesting about you and the New York
Islanders? Like you're almost more
starstruck by the logo
than you are the people. The shield.
Right. Like you know Brock, you know Cal,
you know Anders. When they become the islanders.
But when they're the islanders and they're together,
and you're like, that's the team I've been ruined for forever.
That's what you are.
You know Clark Kent.
You're fine around Clark Kent.
Right.
Like when we went to dinner with Brock in Minnesota, that was totally normal.
But then when they come together and they're like, we're playing the New York Islanders
in the scrambling.
You're like, oh, fuck.
That's really interesting.
Dude, I'm like that even if I see them post game.
Like I just watched them in the game.
They'll get us tickets to go down in the locker or whatever.
And they're seeing us.
And I see them come out of the locker room.
And Brock's got like a suit.
on just guys hair's all wet he just played a fucking
NHL game maybe scored two goals in an assist you're like
holy shit that's actually number 29 right there
he's no he's not like the Brock that's hitting the full swing in his
backyard and asking me to dial in his like his range finder he's the guy
that just fucking had that amazing assist to bat map arzell that I went
crazy and like told the guy behind me to suck my dick for like that's the guy
that I'm seeing right now it is different yeah it is definitely different
I agree with that Clark Ken and Superman it really is it's it's even when Colin
walked by just now. He was in like a t-shirt
and jeans and I bet you like
I fluttered a little bit. I fluttered a little bit but
it's different than if he was in like full tailor
made hat you know totally
Polo and like he looked way more approachable
true it is funny like with the kids or with
a Max Homa who were like for me personally
a couple of guys that like I feel close to that I've
had real like nights
out with dinner whatever whereas like
it's it's funny to think that I will
in moments like I'll you know who knows you grab
one of those guys drinks in the bar and chug it in front of
their face and laugh yet when they finish
round at golf like in a major championship or something and they're in the hat with the logo and this
and the and the companies on their sleeve and they just finished around and there's other media
around I feel like I almost don't want to talk to him I'm like it's a man in the arena thing yeah
they're pro athletes when they do their thing I mean Justin Thomas is a great example like last night
we were hanging out being boys when we see him at the masters he is so incredibly locked in yeah
that it's just the the way they're able to flip that
which guys like Max and JT, you know, who we know now is like a totally normal person
when they are in the arena, something clicks inside them.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
It's nuts.
I think we're going to do avalanche at noon, Thursday.
Is that fucking?
Is that fucking ready for that shit?
Yeah.
I had a kid bush.
Wait, so if you're listening to this in the morning, it's coming out in noon.
It's coming out a couple hours.
At night, it already came out of noon.
Yeah, Thursday is just a lot, right?
Okay, so Thursday.
All right.
Yeah, because Thursday, got Thursday night football.
You got probably the World Series.
You got NBA on.
You got NHL on.
It's just crazy.
Probably some Barstool content that's also on out.
Barstool content goes out at night.
Yeah, no, I think this is a good move.
I think the premiere will go out of 12.
And if you haven't seen, if you didn't get a chance to catch the premiere and you're
listening to this, you've got to go watch it.
It's Gabriel Landisg.
It's Cal McCar, arguably one of the best players, if not the best player,
depending on who you're talking to in the NHL, Devon Taves.
And then J.T.com,
at just a ridiculous golf course,
the sanctuary in Colorado.
I think the course sells itself,
just how cool the drone shots
are probably going to look at that place.
Alex said they're sick.
Funky golf course.
Check that puppy out.
That comes out, yeah, noon today.
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Shodd's our guy,
Alistair Docherty,
who is rocket barstool stuff, gear.
He's got, you know, polo's...
Oh, I saw that.
Polo versus hat.
Made it through second stage.
he's been playing phenomenal golf.
I mean, phenomenal.
Shooting like low 60s.
He's a really, really good player.
We this last summer,
he'd been with a different company
and we were kind of talking
about hooking him up with apparel
and having him rock barstool stuff.
So he does.
That's what he rocks.
We have an athlete?
Yeah, we're working on that based a lot on like how he does.
He's going to final stage next week,
I think it is, or later this week.
Final stage Q school,
which I think he's,
it's like 150-ish people.
If you finish top 40,
you get obviously different status than if you don't.
But if you make it to final, which he already did,
you get some starts.
You have like conditional status.
So it's not guaranteed which ones you're going to get into,
but you will based on, you know,
who and the top whatever plays and all that bullshit.
I don't understand any of that.
But what I do understand is that he got in on the number.
He had like a six-footer on the 72nd hole
or last hole, however many holes they played.
for Bernie.
And he believed he had to make it to get in.
And he misses it.
And they have a clip of him walking from like the middle of the green
towards like this pond that was framing the green while the other guys were playing.
And legitimately it looked like he was like crying.
And then he finds out over the next hour as he's watching the leaderboard kind of changes
that he makes it on the number.
And he was like crying in the video.
Yeah.
Second stage, that's where dreams go to die.
That's a really nervous time.
Because if you miss it, you're looking at another year of mini tours and Mondays.
And that's not fun.
Dude, he caddied this last summer or winter at Silverleaf,
literally caddied out there to like try to pay and save up money so that he could try to make it.
And then he has this summer where he plays it turns.
He Monday didn't do a corn fairy tour event this last year finished like top 20 in it or something.
See what's just a Scottish name.
Scottish background, I'm sure.
But he, uh, he qualified for that and then finished like top 20 in that corn fair tour event.
So he had some like love this last summer.
But like you're saying, like pretty much all comes down to three fucking starts.
three events and now he goes to final stage getting just two final stage is huge as it gives him like
he's going to have some places to play next year even though not full schedule and all that but if he can
play well at final stage uh you know he obviously will have pretty much a whole season next year on
the corbary tour to see what he can do so congrats to alister i played with him like two weeks ago
in scotsdale and he wasn't drinking at all he's like doing he was doing sober October and like
as focused as he could possibly be being like,
no, no, I'm playing the best golf in my life.
There's no way I don't get through.
What do you shoot?
And then he said he, I think he shot 600 to get through.
And he said it was the worst.
He missed everything.
He's hitting the ball like he wouldn't believe.
I think at auctioned Southern Dunes where we played Homa in three rounds there,
I think he was like 27 under.
Jesus.
Something crazy.
That golf course is hard.
Yeah, it's really hard.
That's a hard golf course.
That's hell of a skill to have to be able to, no matter where you finish in that tournament,
you have to be able to go 27 under at that place.
You have to think that like the PGA tour is like his main, main goal that he thinks he's actually
going to get there now if you can shoot that low.
And I love when you talk to me.
He's like, I will be on the BGF.
Right.
He doesn't think.
He's like high 20s, I want to say.
Did he play like major college golf?
I don't think major, but he played, I can't remember exactly where he played.
Yeah.
But anyways, he's a great player, playing extremely well, pumped for him that he got.
through and then final stages coming up so that's our guy out yeah that's a lot of birdies
that's so many birdies i think it was three rounds i think he was like 27 i'm that she's saying
at that golf course um all right 88 degrees in here today it's getting warm it's warm it's warm
it happens and they don't put the fucking air conditioning yeah well it happens when they don't put the
fucking air conditioning it's interesting i mean there's definitely AC in this building we're at a
there's a hotel right there oh yeah there is it closed um maybe we were worried about the sound i don't
know. But yeah, it's definitely warm in here.
There's no doubt. It's okay, Alex.
You wouldn't be able to figure it anyway.
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Wesley says hoverboard or jetpack
Jetpack
Like a proper hoverboard
Not the ones that you see on the street
I'd say like a back to the future one
Yeah
I'm gonna say
Jetpack as well
Hoverboard would be cool
Aesthetically
Like just fucking kind of weaving in and out of like foot traffic
But jetpack's a show stop
It's also just so much more
convenient to just get places.
Yeah, so can we steer it? Can we like get to?
It's a jetpack. We're dealing, we're dealing with,
this is like a fully formed jetpack.
A fully formed hoverboard.
It goes on your back. It's a backpack.
Boom. You're gone. Never find commercial ever.
Right. You're gone. I don't know how you don't say jetpack.
I was thinking like playing golf with a hoverboard.
We're with a jetpack.
But the problem with the hoverboard is just
it's like really golfable.
Yeah. Well, everybody tees off and then you just fly through this.
Of course. That'd be unbelievable.
Hoverboards a little more golf friendly.
I don't know it would be such a like a noise in general impact on the golf experience.
A hoverboard is just like an extension of what you already have.
Yeah.
It's the same thing as a golf car.
It just has no wheels.
It just a gimmick.
Right.
It's just another form of this thing you're already doing.
You're not going any faster.
There's no extra convenience.
It just looks cooler.
So aesthetically, yes, hoverboard's cool.
But Jetpack is so much more elite.
Jetpack's its own category.
It's life changing.
Life changing.
Alex, you got a fucking mic now?
Is that what happened?
No, I won't.
Oh, you can't put it on.
I don't have my contact.
Jetpack or a hoverboard.
Probably hoverboard.
What?
You're a hoverboard guy?
Yeah.
Take the mic.
I don't have a real...
I don't have a real reason.
I just think it's sick.
That's pretty much all right.
Give the mic back.
That was your audition.
That you failed.
I said, I think it is cool.
I mean, a hoverboard is cool.
I'm picturing a guy kind of weaving in and out like he's going down a fucking, a mountain on a snowboard.
And you're like, wow, that dude's a loose hips.
I'm picking.
I'm picturing I got real loose hips.
Or baggy clothes on a hoverboard.
You know I'm talking about.
You know exactly what I'm picturing.
I do.
Yeah.
You're like a cool skater.
Lose hips.
We're like a way cooler skater.
Yep.
Brown hoodie, orange and an orange beanie.
Jetpack?
You're going to get flagged is the problem.
I got to deal with like the F.
What is it?
The FAA.
You got to deal with a lot of shit.
You got a jetpack.
Now I'm saying I still think it's jetpack in a landslide in the biggest blowout of all
time.
But I'm saying you're, you're, that's like a classic mo money, more problems.
You got a jetpack, dude.
You're, you know, people in the neighborhood know who you are.
The local authorities know who you are.
There's a guy with a jetpack on Instagram.
He always, one real or fake too?
He's like a, yeah, he's got, it's like one of one and he does it on his arms.
You've seen this guy.
I have.
He flies over the water.
Yeah, that one I don't fully trust.
I'm thinking of like 500 years from now when you can go buy a jetpack at Walmart.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
People are jetpacking into each other.
That's guy.
You gotta wear a helmet?
You gotta wear a helmet?
You gotta wear a helmet?
In case you jetpack into your neighbor?
Up to you.
It's like a motorcycle.
It's not up to you everywhere with a motorcycle.
It'll probably be called sky.
Most states it's a legal mandate to have a helmet when you're on a motorcycle.
I didn't know that.
I think that makes sense.
You got to wear a seatbelt when you're in the car, so.
That makes sense.
That is a good point.
That is a good point.
I don't think about that.
Fucking amazing point.
Thanks, pal.
That's what I'm here for.
Jacob.
Jake from Seattle, favorite truly Lime Margarita.
Very nice.
Marguerite pack doesn't get enough love.
No.
A lot of people slacking on them telling us their favorite truiless.
We got to crack the whip.
Yeah, get it together.
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Submit those right now.
I know you're out there listening, folks.
We need some of that.
It's fucking, it's going to be November 1st next time we dogged it.
Publish a podcast.
And think about.
November.
Think about the question we just answered.
We did jetpack versus hoverboard, so it can be that.
It doesn't have to be what's your favorite golf course in the world.
It can be that.
It can be that.
Hey, man, I got a golf course in Chicago just outside the city if you want to come play.
We get a lot of offers.
That's a lot of them.
But we want to talk about jet packs and hoverboards.
So, Jay, from Seattle, not from State Farm, says,
say favorite truth.
There's so many people that sent that exact message to us that there's going to be people thinking I called them out personally.
I just want you to know I pick a random city
And a random message
Yeah there's some guys that have said that
Legit being like a right outside the city
When you can just cut it by
There's a template
For sure there's a template
So you guys all have the password to that email then
No it's just DMs tweets
I mean it's just like if you're ever in this town
Which is very nice
It's the best
The best is when
And Riggs you brought this up recently
And this happens all the time
We'll post stuff like
In Scotland on next Thursday
Whatever
And everyone will message us and be like
You guys still in
fucking Scotland.
Like, come by.
We get that all the time.
Those people, I'm not going to be nice.
You're fucking idiot.
Hey, man.
I'm right down the road from Presswick.
If you want to come, grab a beer,
and then we'll play 18.
It's like, I was there four months ago.
That video took months to all the time.
You think we're still there?
What are you guys doing in Scotland?
I'm here too.
You think we filmed that video.
And then put it out?
It's out already.
It is crazy.
But it's also.
Think about how long it's taking them
to make the fucking Netflix show.
Those people, I'm not going to be.
You're fucking dumb.
The Netflix show.
I don't want to be as mean as you're being to them because that's that's that's that's um like
that's also assuming that they're following everything we do.
Oh, but you just got your brain that they know that, you know that the videos take really long
and that they know that we filmed this months ago because they listen to the podcast and they
follow us on Instagram and they follow us on Twitter.
So it's it's hard like people got everything else going on.
They're not not everybody is as locked in as everybody else.
I agree with that with like Instagram stories and stuff like that that you respond to.
totally fine with that.
When it's a full feature film,
like we put out basically a movie
that Alex Bush over there,
that moron that works for us.
It's been editing for months.
And those people are like,
dude,
those people are like,
you gotta come have a drink at this bar
in Presswick tonight.
We're like,
dude,
what,
you think this day
has been 400 hours long?
What are you talking about?
No,
you make a good point.
You make a good point.
All right.
It's disgusting.
Jake from Seattle says,
what opening,
theme music gets you the most
jacked up slash the most chills
before a TV show
or a movie.
He uses obviously Avengers
Game of Thrones, etc.
as examples. So like
the intro music that gets you the most
fired up for a show, a movie
entourage.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
I don't listen to the whole thing and I
don't watch the whole promo because it gets very
boring but
that doesn't like that gets me going.
Probably, probably recency bias, but I do like the drop on Thrones.
Like as soon as, because you know what I picture, yeah, I picture the push and it's the static HBO.
That's what I was going to say.
Yeah, that's.
And then you know, like, what do you, whatever you think of next is, is probably the answer.
And right now it's Thrones.
It used to be the Sopranos.
That was a great one.
Got yourself a gun with Tony.
But yeah, I guess now it's probably Thrones.
And even if House the Dragon weren't going on, Thrones has got to be in the top three.
Harry Potter.
That's a good one.
Mine is similar to years, but mine is Star Wars with the yellow credits or the yellow kind of text that comes on.
I'll never forget being in the movie theater for the Phantom Menace, which is episode one.
And they had Star Wars that come out in whatever the fucking 70s.
And then I as a kid, I was whatever that.
I was 13 probably when they brought it back.
They brought it back.
Yep.
And I remember my whole upbringing.
They were never bringing it back.
It was just episode four, five, and six existed.
My parents were into it.
My mom has a Death Star tree.
Yeah.
A Death Star Christmas tree.
That's right.
I posted every year.
It's incredible.
So we love Star Wars in our house.
And then I remember we were just somehow.
We were at the theater.
And they were, Star Wars was just back.
And I remember when we were in that theater and they hit that.
And the yellow credit started coming.
You're reading.
You're like,
What?
How are we back in this world?
No way.
What was the reaction?
Because the movie was not, it wasn't that good.
I loved it.
I was a kid, dude.
Jar Jar Banks.
People hated him.
Kids,
I love the prequels.
The prequels.
I mean...
The first one was good.
Revenge?
I'm like...
The last one.
I want to be honest.
I'm not enough of a Star Wars guy to like to break each one down.
But when I watch him, because I did live with Robbie Fox for four years.
So I took in a lot of Star Wars content.
He's like knows Luke's guy.
A lot.
I just know a lot about it.
And I thought those movies.
movies were pretty good.
Some of the Senate hearings were a little too long, but other than that, it was pretty good.
Yeah, and some of the love stuff in episode two with Anakin and, uh, he's too young for her.
He's like a child.
No, but in episode two, it's their very, uh, because it's, what's his name from, uh, jump man or the jumper.
Hayden Christensen.
That's it.
He's him then and he in episode two.
And it's him and Natalie Portman, Harvard girl.
And they're like, they get deep into the romance stuff.
you're like, all right, I'm here for fucking lightsabers.
Yeah.
I thought the last one was good.
The third one where they had the battle and the fiery lava and that was a good finish.
The answer is really anything that John Williams came out with.
Like?
Composer.
The composer.
You're a bit of a composer.
Frankies composed about more.
Star Wars, Jurassic Park.
Harry Potter.
I didn't know the same guy.
My brother walked down the aisle to the Jurassic.
I didn't know the same guy.
That's amazing.
My brother walked down the aisle to the Jurassic Park theme.
That's cool.
That's a cool.
Was it a dinosaur theme at all?
No, no. It was like a totally fancy black tie wedding and it was just the Jazz Park theme song.
What is Hans Zimmer done?
Hans Zimmer has done like, yeah, he did Inception, Dark Night and stuff.
A lot of people think that Hans Zimmer is like equal or better to John Williams and I think those people are the most wrong people on the planet.
Hans Zimmer has a really amazing collection of movies, but no one stacks up to the goat that is John Williams.
Not one person can even come close.
Let me read.
I mean, it's Harry Potter.
It's Star Wars.
It's Schindler's list.
It's, it's, it's, it's, I don't know why I pulled up his fucking Spotify because now, like,
I'm getting the names of the actual songs as opposed to just looking up on Wikipedia.
The big, the big ones at Jurassic Park, Harry Potter.
E.T, I'm pretty sure.
It's like, it's nonstop.
All the classics.
Any, oh, home alone is John Williams.
Like, it's just an amazing fucking soundtrack.
The list that you gave.
is a list that's so good that there is no...
Like, it's not even a competition.
Indiana Jones, Star Wars.
Wow.
Jaws ever heard of it?
Oh my God, Duncan.
I mean, Harry Potter, like I said.
He really isn't a class of his own.
He's in a class of his own, man.
E.T. Superman.
I believe John Williams is still around.
Is he still alive?
Fiddler on the roof.
I think he's still around because I think people go to, like,
John Williams, like, I think he still, like, has...
concerts and the orchestra will play
unless that was back in the 90s. I've watched
yeah he may not do that anymore
Jaws all
hook he did which is a great movie catch me if you can
because of Michael Scott and Dwight Shrew
when they're in the car and they're going to take out the other
business. Catch me if you can the
bottom. That was good.
Coming out with Indiana Jones
Jaws, Harry Potter
E.T. Star Wars on there and I didn't hear that.
The most iconic noises
in movies. Like when you hear the noise
you're like, oh shit, it's that
dramatic, amazing movie
series. I do think Harry Potter might be the best
in terms of the way it makes you feel.
How does somebody come up with that? It's amazing.
He's a good whistler. Can you do the drastic park one?
You have to remind me?
It's so dramatic.
My man can whistle.
He's an all the little whistle.
A man can fucking whistle. Is that just top
1% of whistlers on the world?
You are a great whistler.
He's not even showing off yet until he gets a little.
Fibbrotto?
Nice vibrato!
He's good.
That's damn impressive.
But that noise just gave us all the chills, by the way.
We don't have fucking sick as that.
We just wanted to listen to that.
How about we couldn't come up with the World Series champion?
He could just...
Every note.
Do every note.
Yeah. Yeah.
What do you got for that, Jeff Dulo?
You got a whistle competition.
Dude, we did a whistle competition at Barstle.
I won it.
And then we didn't fucking, they didn't put it out.
There was so an HQ.
two two the one before the one that we're at now
that was that was in new york
yeah it was yeah that one on the
second floor content was third floor there
it was flipped the way that it is now content walk
up to the third floor it was an elevator
past we never went up there
but they're on the second floor
you take a right as soon as you get off the elevator
that first door on the right it's a great
whistle room we'd go down there roan would go
down there right true discovered this because we just
had purchased this floor
and we would go there and we just
realized like i think me and him
just sat in there one day or maybe he
kind of dragged me in and he's like, dude,
he knew I whistled.
And he was like, this place
he knew,
you whispered through the echoes.
Came across his desk that you're whistling.
I remember one time I,
we pulled up chairs and Ron and I sat
in this empty conference room and I just whistled for him.
And it was insane.
The,
the echoes and the reverb,
he like,
it was a concert of whistling.
It was insane.
The other day.
Did he chime in?
Oh, yeah.
He was just whistled.
So you guys are whistling.
together in the sense?
Wait, let me read you these text messages
I got from Rome the other night
during the Yankee game.
I guess we were live for five hours
watching the Yankees get smoked by the fucking Astros.
And he texted me and goes,
keep going, King.
I guess I was just whistling like during an intermitterment
during a in between an inning.
And then oh no, I've gotten a new phone since then
and that day I didn't back up my phone.
I got the phone the next day.
I don't have his text messages.
But basically he was just like rattling off all
these songs I should sing. He's like, just hit me with a vibrato, go over the key of C. Like,
I need something. Like, give the people something. If you hit this note, he was gassing me up.
And I was just sitting there on the stream just whistling. It was hilarious. He's like,
keep going. Keep going. I'm probably going to ask you to whistle like at certain points.
Yeah. If we find the right room, I'll whistle for anyone. I mean, this isn't the best echo room.
It's very, very tight. Sometimes a hotel bathroom will be the best one. For some reason,
when the water's on in a shower, it echoes more. Have you ever heard that? Yeah, you see that viral video.
of the guy doing the Halo
song.
He's actually a Northwestern football player.
He does that shit.
It's insane.
It's really good.
With the water on it was like,
bro,
I'm telling you the water running
is something.
I don't know if there's,
I don't know if John Williams
came up with that
I'm gonna fucking kill it.
What about that window?
Who?
Yo,
look up who composed the fucking halo.
If it's John Williams
and jump out the window.
You're gonna,
Mike Barbigley.
It's as simple as that.
There's something about the water
running in a shower
where it makes it more echoey.
I don't know if that's just
in my,
head or is no he didn't no
you Alex
yeah Bush that guy deserves a mic that guy deserves a mic
that's the producer's revenge Martin O'Donnell
alright I've heard that name
maybe it just pops on and halo scored by
so good really good one
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You tell me there's a new HALO situation that I've got to get on.
My Xbox, when this podcast comes out, I will have returned to Arizona,
and I think I'm going to have my new Xbox fired up.
Dialed in, as we would say in the golf game, golf world.
We're going to be streaming.
We're going to be doing all of it.
But yeah.
This new COD comes out tonight for the people that are listening.
Thursday at midnight.
I've toned down and dialed in, by the way, after you asked.
Wouldn't you feel like it was being overused by everyone?
No, I was saying dialed in a lot.
I think we got it from Sawheff.
When you say Thursday at midnight.
I mean Thursday night.
Do you mean Friday?
I do, but I don't.
That's something that needs to be figured out too.
That always confuse me.
Because Thursday at midnight implies that it's Wednesday, 11.59 p.m.
No, I would say Thursday at midnight.
To me means Thursday night.
Or if you just flip the words a little bit, you just say Thursday night at midnight.
See, I don't, no, no.
That to me means it's like I have to wait all Thursday night.
and then at midnight, it's going to come out.
That's what I'm saying.
I would say Wednesday night, midnight for this release.
No, but this is Thursday.
Oh, my God.
So what day are you saying?
The game comes out Friday.
Oh, but it's...
Wow.
I actually am more confused than I was.
I knew when the game came out before we started talking about this.
No, I don't know anymore.
Friday morning.
Okay, so if you said Thursday midnight, what would you think?
I would say...
Well, this is the root of my bringing it up, because I...
Technically, you're saying that,
One minute before that, it was 11.59 p.m. Wednesday.
Correct. No.
If you're telling me something's midnight, I'm always thinking it's the day before.
Hey, what time we grabbing drinks?
We're going Wednesday midnight.
It's a late night.
What a weird time to grab drink?
You know?
What are you?
What are you?
Sitting around from 9 to 11 and we're just going to wait until 12.
We're going to go.
Yeah, we're going to go at midnight.
I'm going, I'll be in bed at that time.
I would say if somebody,
So this.
When's your flight?
Oh,
it's a red eye.
It's Wednesday midnight.
What are you thinking?
Well,
red eye,
you already know it's night.
Yeah,
but Wednesday at midnight,
in theory,
is Tuesday night, right?
One minute after the Tuesday night ends.
You're taking an Uber Tuesday at 9 p.m.
Your Uber's Tuesday.
Yeah.
So that's my problem with it.
If somebody should say,
so this game,
to confirm,
comes out Friday.
Thanks.
The date is.
Friday, October 28th.
State of 25th?
Wow.
October's moving.
I'm getting really hot.
If you had something happen, October 28th.
Something historical.
What?
A lot of things.
Certainly something.
True, but I'm saying something that stands out.
Of note that should be flagged.
October 28th.
Anyways, Friday at midnight, if somebody just said, when does that come out Friday at midnight,
I would think I need to stay up Friday night.
Correct.
Yeah.
I want to be clear that I think that I would think that too, but it's technically incorrect.
Yes.
Definitely.
I'm not a technical person.
I just think that's a gray area in society where something, I'm sure in the past has gotten fucked up because of that.
Someone missed a flight or bought it.
It's a lot that happened on October 28th.
I've got, I got.
I've got five things that happen of major news events on October 28th.
That's not big enough.
1826.
the Statue of Liberty on October 28th.
I don't know that I would have...
1919, the National Prohibition Act.
So Prohibition started.
That actually might be.
That's really...
Yeah, that might be a terrible death.
There's more.
In history.
1962, Cuban Missile Crisis ends.
Harvard was founded.
That's it.
No.
Are you kidding me?
1636.
October 28th.
These are just important things to me.
Are you fucking with me?
1636?
1929.
the Wall Street
Wall Street crashes
Black Monday
for the Great Depression
Black Monday?
Yeah
That's what it actually is
Dude there's a lot of shit
On October 28
That's just a random date
No but I'm telling you
When I heard that date
I was like
October 28 is not to be quick
We're talking about Prohibition
Black Monday
And Harvard
1922
Mousalini takes power
Bad
There's just a lot
That happened October 28
Yeah this is the real time of year
This one shit gets real
So I'm saying
Next year
When we come back to this
And somebody's like
It's going to be October 28th.
It's going to perk your brain up a little bit.
You'll be like, something's up with October 28th.
What's up?
Harvard starting.
Modern warfare too.
So they outlawed booze and the stock market crashed.
That's the same day, 10 years apart.
Yep.
Wow.
That's tough.
And the Cuban Missile Crisis that did.
Do they dedicated the Statue of Liberty in 1886?
You said that.
Big day.
It is a big day.
Wow.
Big day.
My mom and sister's birthdays are coming up next week.
Very.
Nice. Happy birthday.
Yep.
We got November 2nd and November 5th.
That's when their birthdays are.
Very nice.
You guys got any plans to be anything for Halloween this year?
I got to figure that when I get back in the last second.
I got a little party.
Maybe I'll be Statue of Liberty, October 28th.
There you go.
I'm being Fred from Scooby-Doo.
I got the whole outfit, a little orange ascot thing, whatever you call it.
You have to be a huge costume guy.
I love it.
And we got a whole group.
we're all being Scooby-Doo characters.
You got a party to go to?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
We got them all.
There's got like six people dressing up like Scooby-Doo people.
So you got like great Halloween on deck.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
I'm not.
This is going to sound like I'm the guy who is like.
Trent was invited to this by the way.
Oh, I was.
Are you going to come?
No.
Okay.
Fair enough.
It's our friend's ass.
And he was invited because he was over one weekend.
I knew he was going to sit.
They were like cornering him.
Trent, we're having this thing on the Saturday before Halloween.
You got to come.
He got to dress up.
He's like, okay, he's being so nice.
All right, yeah, I'll be there.
Everyone else in the room is like, he ain't fucking.
He ain't fucking.
This is going to sound like I'm the guy who's like, I don't wear costumes and nobody should wear costumes.
I am half of that.
I don't wear costumes.
I don't care that people wear costumes.
But I just, I haven't dressed up for Halloween in I'm 33 now, probably 15 years.
Wow.
Even in your like early 20s, he didn't?
No.
You didn't go to a bar and everyone just like dressed.
I was Mason Ramsey, like three.
years ago. I think that was my last one. That was a good one. That is a good one. I was wearing the hat and everything.
Did you yodel? I tried and had a spin around thing. Yeah. Oh yeah. We had the boots. It was great.
No. And again, I'm not a guy who's like, it's just, it's just not something that I'm that into. I was certainly into when I was a kid. I love trick-or-treating. I loved being a ninja turtle and a power ranger and all those things.
Dr. I was Dr. Dr. Revo. I just, yeah. You'd be a funny person on Halloween because I think everyone, like people would just like to see you in a costume. You know what I mean? For sure. It'd be a big day for you.
I think if you got into it.
It'd be funny.
It became a huge Halloween costume.
I think each year people would like,
they wouldn't be able to wait to see what costume you picked.
You'd come up with good ones.
You're good, that shit.
I think it's because you wear a costume every day.
You wear a black shirt.
Every day's hot for me.
So to see you dressed up as like fucking,
I don't even know,
Captain Hook, it would be like hilarious.
You'd walk into a party with Captain Hook.
You could just switch on some orange pants for the khaki.
I would go crazy.
I would go crazy.
I would go crazy on your Halloween.
I think you should try it out.
I think you'd have fun.
I'm not going to, but I, yeah, I think the Scooby-D thing's great.
I think that's, I think you're going to be a great fret.
Yeah.
I'm excited for Halloween.
Yeah, I got some friends coming in town this week.
I'm excited.
Very nice.
California.
Maybe I'll be, I'm going to save it.
Okay.
Yeah.
I want to ruin it.
So a lot of, I think Amazon took away all the costumes for Jeffrey Dahmer.
That's good.
It's going to, you're a lot of people are going to be Jeffrey Dahmer.
There was just like a bunch of ways of, like, becoming him.
They would sell, like, the glasses,
his mustache and wig
like combo
and they just had to put an end to it
it looks like the most bought thing
on Amazon this week
people are going to find a way
to be Jeffrey Dahmer
easily they got glasses on a wig
thanks Amazon for standing up for that one
but I think people are going to find a way
that's a problem
standing up for it but like they were offering it
right
they were like hey dress like that zero kill
right they took the money and then they took it though
I bought a game off Amazon
I saw it on Instagram ad
there's just these two people having a lot of fun
at their dinner table playing a game
It's just a woodboard with a piece in the middle and a little slit that's just big enough to fit a black circular disc.
And you have a rubber band on your side and they have rubber band on theirs.
And you just have to shoot the disc onto their side.
And the first person to get all the discs on the other person's side wins.
And it's the most addicting game of all time.
Wow.
But I bought it on Amazon.
I came within one day.
It was just there.
Dude, I ordered a capture card because we're doing this PJ Tour.
Came the next day?
No, it came the same day.
I was texting Alex Bush about it.
I was like, I got to order this capture card because I know we want to stream soon.
I don't know when I'm going to give this capture card.
I went on Amazon and they said it'll be there in four hours.
Wow.
And it was.
Wow.
Well, that's the point we're getting to.
How long we were doing this podcast?
A long time.
I want to be, there's a game I want to get into called Bino.
You know, bino?
You guys would love this game.
I saw it at a brewery one time and I'm going to buy it.
It's like 100 bucks to buy this board online, but you have to get it.
It's basically a little board that you just put it on a table and you play one v1 and it's got, I believe, five pegs or maybe three, but let's say five pegs on your side and five pegs on the opposing side.
And you just kick a little football, just a little mini football.
You just kick it once and you have to try and bounce it off the board and get it in the net.
And you have to go around the defense.
And it's, dude, they have tournaments, bigno, uh, tournaments, B-I-N with a little accent on it, H-O.
It is fucking electric.
It's like a little grass.
and guys get so good at finding the angles.
It's like pool.
It's like billiards.
Being the other game I played against Jake Owen on his bus.
Yep.
That's it.
I remember that.
That is.
How much fun was that game?
It was awesome.
I'm ordering one tonight on my iPad.
I'm ordering one tonight and I'm going to customize it with the Brelia's logo on.
Phenomenal game.
Jake Owen had it on its tour bus where we went down there to Vero Beach.
100% that's the game.
I was like, where the fuck do?
I don't remember all the details because it was a while ago.
It's just like one shot versus one shot and you kind of move yourself
around the soccer pitch thing
great game
soccer pitch up and watch them welcome to wrecks him
I think I talked about the other day
Ryan Reynolds
so I'm getting Cod
PGTor 2K23
Halo
yeah
Bino I'm not gonna get it
What about the table game he was talking about
I'm gonna get that? No I'm talking about video games
Yeah
What video games do I need for my new Xbox
I think those three are the
Okay yeah it's a good starting
You gotta play a lot of PJ2K23
because it's very hard and you gotta get good
I know I know I can't suck
Yeah
It's like real golf.
It really sucks.
It's like not that fun.
Yeah.
We got to get out of here.
What's the FIFA situation right now?
Is it an incredible game?
Yeah.
It's an incredible game.
What's the latest FIFA game?
It comes out every like September or October.
It's 23.
All right.
It's really good.
It's just guys get too good at FIFA for me.
One of my buddies was too good at FIFA.
He was so good with the through ball.
A little Y action.
Yep.
Exactly.
You lead it.
Almost ruined a whole bunch of friendship.
I was usually my best game was FIFA.
I was usually pretty good, but it's frustrating.
Yeah, that's wow
You go of side to side view
Obviously
Yeah
Just the normal view
Yeah
What's the other
It's like some people go
Vertical
Like straight up the pitch
Those people should be locked up
Yeah
I think if you're playing like online
You can switch to that
And it's like you see the field better
It's like it's like the all 22 view
Yeah it's like real
Fuckers like
Like when I play NBA
Like 2K
I like to see the TV view
Because to me it's the most
Simulated like real experience
I feel like I'm watching
on TV but I get to control the characters
But if you're actually trying to win a game of NBA online, you play like the up the court way.
Because you can see guys get open.
You can see how you can crash to the net.
On the side view, you don't know if you're like getting around the defender and stuff.
You actually can't see it.
It's amazing.
It feels like a cheat code when you finally switch the view because you're like, oh shit, now I can just get around this defender and just run to the net and just for a layup.
But on the side, you're like, I didn't know how that much room.
Yeah, that's actually a really good point.
Yeah.
I would never switch.
No.
But you're making a lot.
lot of good points.
Yeah.
I would never do that.
I'm,
yeah,
I'm stubborn.
I've been playing video games
that way my whole,
like, looks better the other way.
Right,
because imagine playing,
imagine playing Madden from the TV view.
It would look awesome and I,
that would get me off.
Like feeling like,
it'd be impossible to play,
but I'd get off on the fact that I feel like I'm moving the actual real
players.
I love that shit.
Yeah.
Like, dude,
I'm a sick fuck.
I sometimes when I was getting,
like, younger,
would turn the NHL game into the TV
view. I was just thinking of that in my head.
You can't play Chelsea. It's impossible.
But there was a broadcast.
You don't have any idea where anybody actually is?
There was a broadcast setting and you just
fucking, I sometimes would put it
on Sim and just watch the Islanders play
on the video game. Yeah, all right. We gotta get out.
Oh, well, we got to get out of here. That's right.
It's 8 o'clock and it's 100 degrees in here.
I got to get the fuck out of here. Everybody have a fantastic
October 28th. Big day.
Big day.
You go out there, make it a special.
Yeah, out of the list.
Make it special.
Don't.
Not in the dark way.
Don't do it too crazy.
No crash the stock market.
We crash the whole stock market and just weren't allowed to drink alcohol in the whole country.
Yeah.
It's a damn shame.
Interesting.
But have a great day.
Colorado Avalanche are out today at noon.
And then we're going to be playing video games.
We're having ourselves a great weekend.
Have a safe Halloween weekend.
If you're out there on Saturday, hit it hard.
Hit it hard.
Hit it hard.
Hit it hard.
