Fore Play - Juli Inkster, for America

Episode Date: September 12, 2019

American Solheim Cup Captain Juli Inkster joins the show (~61:42) to talk all things Solheim Cup, from playing in hostile territory to using motivational tools to what it's like reeling in Danielle Kang. Before Juli, the bottled water debate intensifies, we honor Arnold Palmer on his would-be 90th birthday, and we tackle some From The Gallery submissions!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

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Housekeeping, a little bit, housekeeping, a little bit of kind of catching up on a couple things that we talked about. Golfing shirts are now available. Yep. They just say golfing on them. They're so good. Period. Just golfing. I was reading more and more.

By the way, I'm just like sick. Yeah. You started the podcast. I wanted to clear my throat, and I didn't have a time, so I just did it there. I got so many tweets about these, like, Washington Post articles and all these people. And, like, this Washington Post article said, like, if you have any respect for the game, you would say playing off. And then I read, like, the comments on Washington Post.

And this is, like, five years ago, these old Krusty Washington Post readers that are, like, signing in to comment on the post. I mean, you have to pay, like, $5 a month to get Washington Post. Yeah. And they're, like, talking about the integrity of the, the English language, like, this is who we're battling here. And I said, I tweeted out, these are some of the worst people on Earth. I've never felt better being on one side of the argument.

Like, this is the best side to be on. I don't want to be on the snooty, crusty, dusty, old people being like, you're playing golf. It's golfing. We're normal people. I think the majority is with us. So I was doing a little research, too. I was reading a couple of these different articles I was combing through.

I was like, who are the snooty, you know, snobby assholes that are strongly against us in this case? and who's for us, who's made these arguments. I found in one article, this is from, I believe it was on Golf Digest, and it said John R. Simon, amusingly noted, quote, that our English tongue is frequently yanked and twisted with some miscreants, verbing nouns. Unquote. He cited the town council of St. Andrews, Scowland, in 1769, nice, and wrote, quote, that the part of the links as presently golfed upon. dot dot unquote golfed upon using golf as a verb in 1769 the city the town council of st andrew scotland who i think was probably the only fucking people playing golf at the time yep i mean we're talking 200 plus years ago wow they're out there rocking golf golfed upon golfing right that's just

what you say it's what you say um it's infuriating that people it's never actually happened to me where somewhere i was like oh i went golfing yesterday they're like you played golf And if that happens to me now, I'm going to, like, use, like, physical force against the person. Physical violence? Yes. You will resort to violence? I will. I think it's a good reflection of your friends.

You have, like, friends who are normal. It's, it's, it's, here's the thing, is that you're missing. Maybe I'm missing, but this is the point I want to get across. It's not just going to be accepted. It's correct. That's my argument. Yeah. It's correct.

You're not, you're not going to just not correct me, and you're not just going to accept that the term golfing is something I'm going to say. You're going to be like, oh, yeah, that is the term you're allowed, that you do use. That's my argument. Just like not being chirped for being wrong isn't good enough for you. No, I want it to be. In Marion Webster Dictionary, golfing. Golfing dash, what is it going to be verb? Verbe.

Yeah, golfing dash verb. I golfed. I'm golfing. I went golfing yesterday. Perfect. I'm golfing this weekend. Hey, honey, what are you doing? Golfing.

Golfing. What do you do? The act you do on a golf course while playing the sport of golf. That's what I should say. Miriam Webster. Bang. That I won't rest until we get it. In the dictionary.

Look, you've been right all along. It's a no-brainer. It's stupid to fight. And there are people. I mean, Rory himself went on his Instagram story and said one of his great pet peeves. The people that use golf in this sense. I golf. What are you doing?

Golfing. T-shirt. Golfing, period. Go to store that person. We're a golf page. We got all kinds of good stuff on there from Peter Mallard. It's a great t-shirts. Two T-shirts that just say golfing on them.

We've got it all. Might have to get a hat. If those T-shirts continue to sell and continue to sell well to where I realize there's a demand, I will put golfing period on a rope hat. We'll put it on everything if people buy stuff. Everything. We'll put it on everything. I'll put it on a head cover.

Put it on a belt just in between each loop, golfing, golfing, golfing, golfing, golfing. We'll put it on everything. So buy those shirts. They're cool. Golfing. And they're right. If we get to a point where golfing is on a. Peter Millar piece of clothing, then it's a takeover.

Where we copyright, like the script and the, and it just says golfing period. And we just put that on a Peter Malar quarters it, $115 bucks. Here you go. Golfing Digest, golfing. Golfing. Golfing. Golfing. Golfing.

You know what else I'm right about? Because I'm drinking it right now. Poling Springwater. Boy, did you guys get dragged online? Wrong. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. Frankie sees two tweets who are like, Frankie, you're right.

And comes into the studio being like, you guys are getting dragged on the internet. Here's why you guys are wrong. Eucerated. Here's why you guys are wrong. We played. We're drinking pollen spring water right now in the office. Here's why you're wrong. I'm not.

I'm not either. There's a bottle here and I'm not drinking it. Will you guys admit to say that when you said that drinking out of a tap was essentially less poor than drinking a poland spring water? You guys were incorrect. In New York City, I stand by that. So the sink that you like can spit your toothpaste into or like wash your bean dip out in is less poor than going to a store and buying a nice looking bottle of

pollen spring water, which, to further my point, we played Liberty National Golf course yesterday. Golf Club? Is that what it is? I think it's course. Course. I don't know. Liberty National Golf Course. Maybe one of the most exclusive courses in the entire world. Is that correct? Yeah, it's an exclusive. You're going on like all these exaggerate.

Yeah, it's pretty exclusive place. Is that exaggerated or no? It's an exclusive place. Extremely exclusive. Okay. The water that they provide for all these people, that belonged to this extremely exclusive golf club was what? Poland Spring Water.

Every single hole that had water waiting for us, Poland Spring. In our golf cart, Poland Spring. You think that these guys were helicoptering in from their apartment on Park Avenue to go play Liberty National going to drink poor people water? We were the only ones out of that day. We were the only ones who were going to play it early in the morning. Maybe they planned for us. They think we're poor people and they put Poland Springs.

There was Paul and Spring Water littered on the golf course. It's a good point. Nobody else is going to be out there. We're the only one, literally the only people out there. The only other people out there. The only other people there were actually the only other people there were actually the workers who were taking down all the grandstands from. I'm saying they saw us coming and we're like, no, no, no, don't put the Fiji out, put out the Poland Springs. You're speaking down upon Liberty National that they would ever resort to any sort of lesser quality water at Liberty National.

I'm saying there's a really high standard. I do. It's extremely exclusive. And I'm saying I don't know that they hold us to the same standard. Exactly. Well, then that's something, I don't know, that's something you've got to figure out with that because I know what I saw. Sawyer emailed us and said subject line, Frankie is an idiot. Body of the email.

Listening today's pod and just couldn't help myself. Pullen Springs is nearly acidic enough to dissolve your teeth. Fuck bottle of water, Frankie, you idiot. That guy's a psychopath. His name's Sawyer. What an ain't. What an asshole. Then we did also have this guy, Kyle, who I sent this out earlier, who, you know, he sent a long thing.

He said he works for Nestle. who is owns Poland Springs, said he feels obligated to give us all this information. That's kind of crazy too, because Nestle is the poor version of Poland Spring. Like Nestle, you see Nestle water? You're like, what am I drinking? Like a chocolate milk?

I say, I think I said. Yeah, Nestle water. Like, like, it's the same barrels. Yeah. The chocolate milk. It's just a little, like, residue. I don't know. Nestle to me, but I understand they own Poland Spring,

but yeah, go on. You said, Poland Springs is 100% natural spring water from Maine. It's coming straight from the earth, the bosom of the earth, and into a bottle, therefore the government never gets its hands on it like your precious city water. Dang. He goes on to be, if you love America, you need to love Poland Springs. He kind of shits on Fiji for that reason. He said it's regional spring water, only so little northeast. So pure, it never travels more than 300 miles from the spring to your mouth.

Now, look, I get that he works for the company. He's going on and on and on. Some propaganda in there. Propaganda. It's just pure propaganda. This is a propaganda email. Who do you believe more? Kyle or Sawyer, who's like sitting down, like spitting into a cup

saying that my pole and spring water is going to burn my teeth down. Soyer, because this is coming from a place of passion, whereas Kyle just, this is his job. He's towing the company lot. We have mice and rats falling out of the sky in our apartment, I mean, in our building right now at Parcel Sports. Falling out of the sky in our building? What does that mean? Do you have a roof? The other day, Zah, our African midgett, who works here, was here at 5 o'clock in the morning.

He said that a mouse ran out and jumped out of the water dispenser here at barstlesports.com. And you guys are telling me that any chance to have a mouse or rat or anything in the linings of the pipes that your water gets put from that. That was a water filter like machine. It's even worse. That's the thing that's not like to filter the water coming out of the tap. Right. That's totally separate than the tap water. That's like not part of the tap water operation.

That's an additional thing that Barstool added. All I'm saying is that. I drink so much of that water on Friday after hearing that. that mouse news. I mean, I didn't hear about it until the end of the day, and then it's just like... I also... What am I going to do? Zah clarified and he said he saw the mouse running like on top of the thing.

He never saw it inside. All I'm saying is that to say that something coming out of a faucet is cleaner or less poor than going out and buying a product where it gets bottled and put branding on it is insane. How do you know the bottled water doesn't come from the tap? How do you know that? I got a couple tweets about that. They say it doesn't. Who does?

What's its tail in there? It's naturally filtered spring water from Maine. That's what it says. Think about it this way. New York City. How many people live in Manhattan? Nine million people? Millions of people live in Manhattan.

Think about how clean the water has to be for it to be coming through our faucets. It can't even be a little bit dirty or acidic or have any sort of poison in it. Because if that happens, then the entire city of New York is going to die and they just can't have that happen. They have to be sure that water is clean. And the same goes for the 5 billion Polon Spring bottles. You don't know that. They ship that everywhere. They just feel like, yeah. The 5 billion Poland Spring bottles that have literally a company named to it as opposed to a city,

which has so much more to lose by putting any acidity inside their water or any dirt because they can just go down. They're a publicly traded company. If they were that, if they were that worried about the public and the earth, they would stop making these goddamn bottles. You guys are wrong. This is a premium. This is a premium line of water. You guys are going for the first. free version coming straight out of the tap.

It's not free. You actually pay. Don't they say that the reason that bagels and pizzas better in New York is because the water is more pure? That is correct. That is correct. It can still be more pure than like the stuff that's happening in. What's that town?

They're not pouring pollen spring bottles in for their cooking. They're using the tap water. It's really good. It's way too expensive because this is natural spring water that they have to filter out of a because they understand. If they're these companies that are so focused on putting out such a great product, wouldn't they do that? No, they realize they're getting the same quality for free.

You're the idiot that's paying way more for something that's not better. You're wrong. This is a premium product. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. I have to pay for it. Sawyer says it's acidic. I mean, Sawyer's wrong.

Pay $11 for these bottles of water. It comes in a 24-pack. You tell me that that's not more premium than just turning on my faucet next to where I took a dump. It's premium because you pay more? No, it isn't. Yes, it's literally why you pay for it. I don't get water from the sink in my bathroom. That's why you pay for it.

I'm saying you're dumb for paying for it. That's what I'm saying. That's a mistake. No, it's not. It's just better water. I don't think it is. Statistically, it has to be. It has to be.

What do you mean statistics? Like with all the stuff that goes into it, like the purity. That's what they want you to think. But it has to be. They put a picture of a river on there. Oh, it's so much better. What picture of the rivers on your tap? They don't have to because it's fucking, it's just tap water.

We don't need it to dress it out. That's why the pizza and the bagels are better. All that shit's dirty, man. I like this part of this email that Kyle sent us. I like that it says it's so pure. It never travels more than three. 300 miles from spring to your mouth. Where's 301?

Where's the cutoff? Good point. You know? Where are the truck stop? You guys are water truthers and that's scary to me that you don't think like you guys think like big water is bad for you. That's nuts. I don't think it's worth what you pay for it. It is.

That's why it is. To like have the difference of tap water. No, because they've done a great job marketing. They've done a great job of marketing. Same with like diamonds and jewelry. I don't think that stuff's worth that it. You know why?

Because they've done an unbelievable job of marketing. Those are just like piece of marketing. Same with the water that you're drinking right now. But there is, no, no, see, that's a bad comparison because diamonds don't, like, keep you alive. And there is versions of water. Right. Tap water keeps me alive.

There is versions of tap water that are bad. There's versions of bottled water, I'm sure, that are bad. They can't kill you. My tap water ain't killing me. But tell that the people that's doing, it's creating the best pizza and bagels of the world. What's the town that they had the real? Flint, Michigan. Flint, Michigan.

Tell that the people in Flint, Michigan. If that situation could ever happen to me out of the tap, then I'm out. I'm out. I'm out on water. They were literally sending in. bottles of water to Flint, Michigan because their tap water was killing them. I hope they weren't sent in Poland Spring. Well, I just won the argument.

Thank you. Let's go on to talk about golf. I don't think he did. Yes, I did. They sent bottle of water to Flint. Are we in Flint? No, but that could happen. In New York. We're talking about how good the New York water is.

We're talking about. We're talking about tap water versus bottle of water. That is what we're talking about. So you think of Flint, Michigan situation is going to happen in Manhattan. It could very easy. That's why your dad sends you bottles of water to the roofs of your apartment. That's because if there's a fucking nuclear attack in New York City. And they're going to hit our water taps.

working. Right. They're going to hit our water taps. They're not going to hit the main fucking stream or the stream that's going through Maine and this water's already bottled so it's safe. If there's a nuclear attack, I agree that bottle water is better than tap water. So everything is adding up to the point that bottle of water is better than tap water. In a nuclear attack, you're correct. And in just life general, in general. I don't agree with that. Well, then, I don't know what to tell you because you're wrong. You're wrong. No, I'm not. I've made very good points. You're wrong. Birdie Bundle works with only the top quality brands and golf vendors in the industry.

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A little? A lot? He's shaking his head. Yes. I think he bumped the greens a little bit, but I mean, boys, it looked good. It's a funny video. It's crazy to rewatch it and just find all, and see myself in all the crazy parts of the

golf course that I, that I ended up in. Like, I was on top of the craziest hills that a golf course could ever possibly have. I had some shots that, like, no one will ever get. at Chambers Bay. It was crazy. It's an incredible video. So Brian down 89, though.

I forgot what I shot that day. I literally needed the video to just remember it. It is, it is. Well, I mean, that was like five months ago, four months ago. So I'm not surprised that you don't remember exactly. I would have said I shot 120. I don't remember it at all. Really?

Yeah. I was also the most homeover person on Earth. I don't remember a thing from that around. That was, that was some of your palest. Dude, it was bad. Dropping grapes? It was really bad. Dropping grapes?

I felt worse than dropping grapes on that first tea. Wow. Yeah. You look like a ghost than dropping grapes. dropping grapes video yeah for anyone that doesn't know i went to Vegas today for dp 41 this was the second version of his birthday party in Vegas and we got so drunk the night before

this video popped up and then we hit like a day party and i don't know like it was back to back drinking and i was just projectile vomiting like it was uh that family guy seen where like like everything was just coming out straight and left and the bathroom was a nightmare yep and i walked out i'm like i'm ready to go let's go to the next party and like i had these grapes in my hand that wearing the sweet. I just couldn't hold on to the grapes.

I couldn't hold on the, and I was like, I was like the skinniest legs you could ever see in your entire life. Your skin is see-through. I was see-through color. Dropping grapes. Dropping grapes. I dropped seven grapes, I think. In a minute and a half.

Couldn't hold on to those grapes. But check out the Chambers video. Chambers Bay video. Go to YouTube, four-play golf. Check that thing out. It's a very cool video. People like it.

I think if you watch that video, you like book a trip to Chambers Bay just by watching that video. Yeah, all the infos in the blog if you want to book and go check out Chambers Bay. Again, it's a cool video. go check it out. Four play golf. Go check out our stuff. Subscribe. All that. It helps us. Subscribe. Thank you. Headline, Solheim Cup. Like we mentioned, we have the captain of the U.S. team.

Julie Inxter is on the show in a few minutes. Stacey Lewis withdrew. So it happened, I guess, two weeks ago, she messed up her back. She said, I guess, then today's, we're recording on Tuesday. Today's Tuesday, she withdrew and basically went on to say, I didn't want to have to make that decision, but it's what's best for the team. So there's a whole situation where Ali McDonald's, Donald is the first alternate.

An alternate is not allowed to actually play the course during the week until unless obviously somebody withdraws. So she kind of had to make the decision early of like, hey, if this girl, Alie, who's a rookie wants to be able to play the course and practice and getting the groove and all that stuff, then she's got to withdraw. So she did. Just made that decision. That was just released a few minutes ago.

This show's coming out on Thursday. We found this out on Tuesday right now as we're recording. It's an interesting rule that they can't. play the course. You think they would let a couple alternates play. It seems incredibly strict. I know. Just let them play.

Let them get a little warmed up, warm up on it, but, you know, rules are rules, I suppose. Rules is rules. Rules is rules. Could you play it on a simulator? I think you're allowed to play it on a simulator. Okay. That'd be great. I'm just wondering.

Go down to five iron golf. I'm just asking. I like that question. Real questions. That's good. Thank you. It'd be funny if they didn't let you. Thinking outside the box.

You know, you got it. You can just play it on a simulator. Yeah. Something to think about for the Solheim Cup going forward. Glenn Eagles, the Solheim Cup will be on Golf Channel all weekend long. Bronte Law, who we out on the show last week. So Europe is a two-to-one underdog, despite the fact that they're playing on home soil. US has won the last couple.

They won pretty handily, I believe, in Iowa. Was that in Des Moines? Shout out. Sounds like something's like a spring. Des Moines. It's just bouncing. Des Moines. It's the capital of Iowa.

How much bigger is that? What? What do you mean? I don't say that about East Meadow. I don't know. I don't know what it is about it, man. Well, you got the JDC bad taste in your mouth, although it's not in Iowa. Yes.

Everything about the Midwest. You know what? I take that back. I like the Iowa when we went. We had such a good time. Took the train in. Dude, that was great. So what town does that Cedar Rapids?

So the train is in Coralville. You take the train from Coralville to Iowa City, which the train stops right next to Kinnick Stadium. Iowa City, all that stuff, was probably top three college towns I've been in. It's a good time. We had a great show, except there was no. sound. So what? Top three college cities I was in.

Wow. Iowa City is fantastic. The place was crazy. We didn't get the experience like the bar scene, which I'm sure is good. Oh, it's great. Yeah, you go down to the ped mall and there's just a square of bar. You take this like train that looks like you're going to Hogwarts. Like it's an old school train.

Everyone's like pumped up. They're playing music on it and like you take the train right to the stadium. It's like a slow moving like it's like a gimmick train. It's not a real train. I mean, it's a real train. But like. Yeah. It makes it feel like you take an LIR.

The main point of the train is to take Iowa football fans from that spot. Yeah. Yeah. My dad takes that train every Saturday. Every Saturday? Every Saturday there's a home game. Yeah, yeah. Dude, it's really cool.

People are on top of, like, the buildings with Barstool flags and stuff, and the town was just awesome. Yeah. We had the Casey's General Star Pizza. I actually enjoyed it. Breakfast pizza, shout out. Dave gave it a bad score, but he has no other stuff. What was the score he gave you? Five points something.

He said it was too bacony. That's right. That was his big issue. And then Trent's dad famously met him. met Dave, you know, this was after the review had come out. So all of Iowa had dismissed what Dave had said, essentially, and they just didn't want to believe that anyone could say something was too bacony. And Trent's dad shook his head, and then they were on their way.

You guys are going to, like, do something, whatever. And as he's walking out, he's just shaking his head and just disbelief. And we could hear him in the hallway just going, I just don't know how you can have too much bacon, just to himself. That is. My dad was distraught. That's the word I would use. Dave's like, yeah, it was just too big. He's like, I just don't know how you can have too much bacon.

My dad, he cannot compute. He could not believe it. He couldn't believe it. He's like, I have all this bacon here and I want it all. Like, there's no way. My dad loves bacon. There's no way that someone can say, oh, no, I just, this is too much. I'm not kidding when I say the review came out probably noon and we did the show at like 2 o'clock or something in Iowa City right on the campus right near Kinnick.

I thought we were going to have a riot on our hands. The review was out and people were mad. People were upset. That's, well, that's one of your guys like go-toes. That's your statement. It was all the news. is Casey's convenience store

General store pizza Yep Dude it actually was like It was good Like I know it like it's It's a gas station You're not gonna say no Just like Wawa and all that stuff

It's a general store Whatever the fuck that means They sell gas there They happen to sell gas Yeah okay You can get you can fill your car up with gas If you need to So it sounds like a station where you can fill up

To general store General store where you can get gas It's a station They happen to provide gas. It was pretty tasty. Yeah. It was pretty tasty. It's a gas station.

It's breakfast pizza, right? I mean, that's breakfast pizza. Yeah. I bet I would really like it. My dad makes breakfast pizza pizza. I know I would really like. Everybody likes it except Dave. My dad makes breakfast pizza at Borrelli's.

We do a lot of catering. And some people will, like, cater at like 10 in the morning or whatever. They'll have, like, big events at Borales. And he'll always bring out breakfast pizzas. And people like in the Northeast, I feel like don't really know that much about breakfast pizzas. and like he acts like he like invented it. He'll come out, there's like a bacon,

shocking. Egg and cheese, pizza and people going crazy for him. Like, have you ever seen this? Yeah. He just can't wait for them to go nuts. It's a bacon and chicken cheese. I made this on a pizza. Breakfast pizza is extremely good, just in general.

Bronte law, so you're up as a two to one dog, despite the fact they're on home soil, all that, all that jazz. Bronte law, who we had on the show last week who's very cool, big caller daddy fan, daddy gang. She said, I'd love to know who said that we weren't the favorites, but I think that's interesting. We have our home course advantage. I'd say we've seen the course before this week.

We have a lot of players that are playing really well and really good golf right now. I'm not sure what sort of information they're getting. They're kind of basically laughing at the thought of them being underdogs at all, especially two to one underdogs. So, you know, there's plenty of animosity there. She confirmed on this show that they're making fun of the American girls on their group text all the time. Julie Inster said that that's not going on, but I find that hard to believe. I mean, you have to make fun of the other team.

Bronte Law's approach to that, to them being listed as underdogs, I don't like that. I think you go like, oh, okay. You guys think we're underdogs? Then we're underdogs. And we're going to beat you guys. Her being like, ah, we're actually, should be the favorites. It's sort of a strange way to approach that.

You think so? Yeah. I would embrace the underdog role. A lot of pressure for sure if you keep talking this big of a game. Right. I think it ups the pressure to be like, no, we're the favorites. Yeah, I mean, I guess me as a fan, general fan of the whole thing, I like this response because both teams are claiming that they're the favorite.

which creates more animosity. If one just conceded it, it was like, yeah, we're the underdogs we're going to go in and really try to get it. That doesn't create as much bulletin board material beforehand. True. But I do think from a, you know, a competitor's standpoint, probably a better idea to capture that, you know, that underdog mentality and harness it and use it. Yep.

Yeah, so you could just be like, yeah, a lot of people are, you know, picking against us and like we're here to prove people wrong or something like that, not essentially not saying like they're wrong. We are actually going to dominate. I like to prove people wrong stance. better. Me too. Teach their own.

It's okay. She's still, I mean, Bronte law is awesome. Yeah, she is. Arnold Palmer would be his 90th birthday

today, the king. I don't really know that anybody's ever been more universally admired. Yeah. Athletic. No,

he's right up there. He was awesome. It's just like, I mean, I don't, I just like, it's like when my one friend, I always say this,

my one friend's favorite baseball players Mickey Mantle. It's like, you didn't watch anything. You watch YouTube. Yeah, you didn't experience it

in real time. I really, all these, like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nick, because I, like, that's why I'm so biased to, like, the guys now, you know? Like, Arnold Palmer is a great name, just like Babe Ruth is and just like all these stuff. But, I mean, yeah. It is interesting. The only real Arnold Palmer stuff that we experienced was, like, the drink. No, well, that, but also, like, the later end of their career where people are already being like, these guys were great.

And we just watched him do first tease. And obviously, you know, he's an influential figure and he was awesome. Oh, all time great. Yeah. It is, it is different when it's like we watched Argy Tiger and we never really. got to experience Arnold Palmer. My point being is, like, I don't have many things to say about Arnold Palmer. Yeah, I only know things that, like, someone just told me and I watched, like, a highlight on him.

You know what I mean? I feel like I can always expand more on the guys that I've lived with and watched. Yeah, but I feel like you get a lot of Arnold Palmer stories about people that, like, met Arnold Palmer. Yeah. He did this, that he never, like, forgot anybody's name, that he went out of their way always to make everybody in the room feel like this, that. So maybe those have just been, you know, those have been glorified and all that over the years. He was, like, that much of a legend. in like at the time or did oh he was he was like the first he was legitimately like the first

this first like athletic star to actually become like a business himself like endorsement deals endorsement deals all that and he create i mean if it weren't for him like the big three of like him jack gary like would have never existed he drove that whole thing mccormick all that stuff and so he legit like created the whole endorsement business for athletes and he was on commercials all the time. So, ever, he's good. Obviously a stud. So good looking.

Wild reputation for just being like the nicest, most friendly, most warming guy in the world. And all of that kind of went into Korea. And he was really fucking good. One of a bunch of majors. Super good. All that. So all of that kind of went into him becoming, you know, one of the biggest name. Probably, I mean, I would say Arnold Palmer is probably the second biggest name in the history of golf.

I'd say Tiger Woods, Arnold Palmer. I mean, I know Jack's the greatest player of all time. I don't think there's really any dispute. He's got the most majors. But I think, like, Arnold Palmer. Greatest career. Yeah. Yeah, he's had the greatest career, Jack.

But I would say Arnold Palmer is like, I don't, I think Donald Palmer's a bigger name than Jack Nicholas. I think almost everybody, just transcending golf and all that. I think you're right. Yeah. The drink goes a long way. It goes way a way because, like, 12-year-olds know who Arnold Palmer is. Right. Totally.

Every time you type in Arnold Palmer and you see a new picture pop up, it's like, it's crazy. to think that this is a real human being. I mean, he was wearing, like, tight-fitted, like, polo almost. At one point, we sold a shirt with that on it. I don't know if we do anymore. But that picture Arnold Pohen was great. Like, that, like, he is fucking dripping. JT could wear that this week.

No, I don't even think he could pull it off, man. His arms are bursting out of this. So we're looking at this picture. If you type in Arnold Pomer just into Google images, there's a picture that's, like, color corrected. Because I'm assuming most of the pictures wearing black and white. And this thing, it looks like a painting almost. And he's wearing yellow.

yellow pants, blue tight shirt. I mean, people must have saw him walking around in a time where, like, fashion was not like this. Yeah. And they're like, who the fuck is this sex king? Like, oh my gosh. The buttons were kind of unbuttoned up top. His arms are just.

You're right. If JT. wore that, it would be a little more, it would be baggier. Yeah. His is tight. He was the common man, right? He had like a common man swing where he had the helicopter finish. He just like, he was the fucking king.

Smoking a dart. I love when he's smoking. cigarettes in pictures. It makes them seem so cool. Cigarettes are so cool. You know what I mean? I'm always amazed that people think that. I don't know what it is.

It's not me. It's my brain that looks at someone smoking a cigarette. And I'm like, whew. That's fair. And clearly it has that effect on a lot of people. To me, I just look at it is like, that's disgusting. I look at it like, ugh. It depends on who you see, do it.

You look at this picture, Arnold Palmer, smoking a dart. You're not getting any, ugh out of you. You're like, that guy's cool, man. Or you watch grease and you're like, look at these guys smoking darts. You watch madmen smoking darts. I just think, I always think, ugh. There's a bit of, uh, smoking cigarettes, there's a bit of like, yeah, I know this is bad for me. I don't care.

Exactly. Well, I tell a devil. I probably said this because I say it all the time. We did a pizza review with John Hamm, Jeremy Renner, all the guys from that movie tag. Yep. Hannibal Burr. Hannibal Burr. Yeah.

Why am I forgetting fucking Andy Bernard's name? Ed Helms. Ed Helms was in there. Um, and when we got to the place, we had to wait like five or ten minutes for the pizza to be ready. and for some of the other celebrities he got there. And John Ham, obviously from Mad Men, was sitting, was like leaning against a wall, and he took out like a cigarette box and smacked it against his hand

and took out a dart and started ripping it and, like, leaning against the wall, like, looking up and, like, blew the smoke out. And I was just staring at him, like, wow. That's Don Draper. John Draper's doing the thing right now. That's... If you just had, like, a glass of whiskey.

Oh, there he is. And then Renner came over and he's like, can I grab a drag? Oh, so cool, man. So cool. Arnold Palmer. I don't do it for me. I don't know what to tell you.

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Plus 1,300. Nice. Victor Hovlin's right at plus 1302 that I saw. This is on fan pool. Victor Hovlin, go pox. I don't think we've talked about my recent obsession with Oklahoma State Galti. You do. And I really don't love him that much.

Here's a little thing. I get so many messages about, so I have this swinging Pete, right? So Pete, the Oklahoma State logo and the mascot. It's an unreal logo. It's like, it's their mass. guy, he's swinging a golf club, whatever, the whole thing. I got sent a bunch of merch. I got three T-shirts all in, like, crazy colors, like an orange one, a cool, gray one.

I got a bunch of stickers, and I littered everything I own with this stuff. So I have a swing-in-peat on my laptop. I have a swing-and-peat on my luggage. I wear the shirts. You were just wearing the shirt in Clemson? Yeah, twice a week. I'll wear the orange one, then I'll wear the gray one. And everyone's like, what the, like, what is going on with you?

You're just like Oklahoma State. Yeah, but here's the thing. If you want to send me stickers of your golf team, I'm going to put them on my laptop. I have no association in Oklahoma State. It's been going on for a month now. Everyone thinks I'm just a sticker on your lap. So send me more stickers. I don't know.

Like if you, I don't know. I think you also like saying go pokes. Oh, man, I got that so much. That's huge. Whenever I wear that shirt, like someone would be, holy shit. Like in New York City, they'll be like, go pokes. I'm like, go pokes. Victor Hovlin

Zero, zero Ophillard I mean they're a sick team Yeah Matthew Wolfe So Victor Hovlin Is up there with Bryson At plus 1300

This week Frankie wants stickers From the Gallo Ripped through a couple of these Foreplay at Barstolesports.com That's how you email us People ask that all time Forplay at barstlesports.com

That's the email It has to say from the gallery Otherwise I won't see it Because I search From the gallery Is literally what I search So if you don't put that I won't read it

Tucker says, hey, I'm a freshman in college, played high school golf for four years. My senior year, we got really cool team bags. My question is, at what point is it weird for me to still use my high school golf bag? Never. I think it's awesome. If it's a cool looking bag, my Eastern Metal golf bag is a little like, I don't know, it's blue and yellow. It's too loud. I have it in my shed at my house.

I actually just recently saw it. I was like, oh, shit, my East Metal golf bag. But yeah, I mean, if it's a cool looking bag, you use it forever. I'm not very proud of what my bag looks like, so I don't use it. I say Rocket, for any time you have a golf bag that's just different than like going to a golf galaxy and buying a standard. That's cooler. That's just way cool. Now, I was going to sort of spin this off into another question of like, how do you guys feel about buying a golf bag with a logo of a golf club that you like don't belong to?

Yeah, that's tricky. Right. Like if you go to, if you go, you get a body to play. We were at MPCC and you were like looking at the bags there. You're like, man, I may buy a bag. And then we actually had this discussion. Yeah, the same talk of like, because MPCC has this unreal logo. It's like a dragon wrapped around like a golf, a flag.

It's insane. Yeah. And Wingfoot has an all-time logo, right? So it's like, well, if I'm not a member of these clubs, but I got to play it once and you buy a sick bag that, you know, is that a weird move? I want to say that you should be able to, but I don't think you can. I think you got to answer too many questions. And then I don't want anyone asking me. Oh, you belong there?

It's like, no, actually. I just golf there. If you're a place like Wingfoot and you buy a quarter of it, if that's like a thing you do. You play there. It's like, oh, look at that. Wear it once every two weeks. But have it on a bag. That's like every round of golf.

Yeah. It seems a little too permanent. Just a little. And Frankie's right. You're going to have to answer a lot of questions. Tons of questions. And they're not going to be able to give them the answer they want. No, it's like, yeah, I played there once.

They're like, oh, did you buy a ballmark or do? Yeah. Then you get roasted. Yeah, you get roasted. What? Anytime the answer is like. And if someone that belongs, the wingfoot sees you. And they're like, that's just like, hey,

special handshake and you mess it up. Oh, no, it's just like, hey, like, how bad do you want to be me? As they like waltz on their way to Wingswood. Yeah, that's, you don't want that. Waltz on. You're literally like, you came here once. Float on clouds out to wingfoot. Yeah.

By the way, I just took Trends, Pull and Spring because you don't deserve to have it's in front of you or drink it. I wasn't drinking it. It's been in front of me for 30 minutes. I'm drinking out of my water out of my four-play orca, which you can get at Stored. That's a good thing to get. This thing is sick. Yeah, I don't want to be anti-Orca. It's like if it's coming through like a filter like we have here, that's fine if you don't want to like whatever.

I'm just saying we don't have to get back in the whole thing. If someone at Poland Springs is listening, I do buy a lot of Pull and Spring stuff. I don't know if there's like a plug. Send him a sticker. Send me a pulling spring sticker or something. That would go right on your laptop. The other night, I'm sick right now because I didn't have money on water. I didn't have water the other night.

Yeah, you ran out. That's how this whole thing began. He said, what do you mean you ran out of water? God, I couldn't sleep. I haven't slept in the last two days. Haven't slept in an hour. What if you got it? Riggs is just sitting on.

Cases of water. I've got cases, man. They're coming out of their fall. They fall out of the cabinets. When you open the cabin, you go looking for like a new trash bag to put in, just water comes rolling out of there. You know how good that just said it? And it just says water on the side of the bottle.

I'll send you guys a picture when I get back. We'll look into some of the cases. Please do. They're like, you know, you look into the closet. You see like half the, half the closet's full clothes. You look behind it. Like, what's behind it? There's like four cases of water.

You know, and bad boys, too, when they have so much money that the rats are eating the money and it's just in every corner of the house. It's in the wall. it's in there and it's falling out. That's what you're like with water. That's us with water. Yeah. Like the TV is just sitting on water.

Yeah. It's just your furniture. Your furniture is completely made out of cases of water. Anything better than Trent's wires. We don't have to get back into that either. No. But I got a blog that you should read that I wrote about the wires. Didn't it have something to do with my mom dying?

I said everyone, anyone who comments on my wires should commit suicide. They should put a gun in their mouth, pull the trigger. I will not apologize and I will go to their funeral and lick the tears off their mother's cheeks Don't comment on my wires I do whatever I want with my wires I'll put more HDMI cords on the floor

That aren't even plugged in Before I clean up those wires God Frankie you're neurotic You neurotically hate exposed wires Yeah if you have a chance To tuck them in Just tuck them in

You know whatever Tyler has a hilarious Are you reading Tyler's question here Tyler's question is next. Just read an article about Bryson, then included a quote from Kevin Noss, say that Bryson cares about three things, golf,

Fortnite, and girls. He goes on to say his, from the gallery question, do you think Bryson analyzes his bedroom game, i.e. sacks the same way he does his golf game. That's hilarious. I think he does for sure.

Has to, right? And did you write the next part in or did he? No, he did. You got to get that perfect stroke. Got to get that perfect stroke. He did. He wrote, LOL, got to get that perfect stroke, which he nailed it. I mean, he absolutely nailed it. I think Bryson has to analyze everything, right? I think he's just like neurotic. I think he's exactly the same way where he's just like everything's got to be like when he gets to his dinner table. Like, it's like, we're not using the right steak knife. The way he makes his coffee. The efficiency of cutting through this filet mignon would be used for this steak knife and all this stuff.

So like I think it would extend. Yeah. I think, yeah, I think he, I mean, I think he does pretty well for himself from what I've seen. I mean, Bryceon. Jason does pretty well in the girls game. He's a good-looking dude. The girls that he's getting with are good-looking women. Yep. And I think that, you know, he's analyzing it correctly is what I'm going to say. You think he's fucking? I think he's fucking.

He's fucking. And he's also like, you know, he's using so deep there. He was just like, all right. He was going to keep going to. Oh, yeah. Hey, you want to talk. Like a dick. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah. The funny thing is I think like Bryson listens to this show. So that's why I'm like, I love it. He's listening to us talk about what we think about him fucking chicks. You think he's like we're not maximizing the correct position. Potentially. Potentially.

Like at this point, I could be in this position and getting this much satisfaction, but you are resorting to this position. And for that reason, I'm out. And he just like walks out of the room. Well, now you just turn it into what's the? Shark tank? Shark tank. Yeah.

For that reason. Yeah. That's how I picture it. At what point do you think he has that conversation? Is that at dinner? Is that at dinner? Is that at dinner? He, like, sits or down.

He's like, listen, I've been really going over the numbers. And, like, what we're doing. Given our dimensions. What we're doing in there is just not, we're not utilizing, you know, everything that we got. We need to maximize what's going on. You maximize the efficiency. I'm coming at this angle. And what you're doing with that position is not efficient enough.

Yep. To get maximum pleasure. So he's like, all right, I got the protractor. Yep. I'm bringing in the level. Yep. We're going to straighten things out here. You got to be three degrees this way.

You got to be. You just got to be three degrees that way. Like I ran the numbers. I crushed him. You got to be three degrees this way. You have to be. You're two degrees that way. I'm coming in at this angle and you got to be perpendicular.

Trust me, babe. I do this for a late. Yep. I've done the math. I'm just not matching up. I think that's what he does. Oh, yeah. It's a good question.

Probably practice on like a simulator too. Let's just let that breathe. That got weird. Just let that bring those little robots. It's just the ass. Whatever. All right. All right.

I've seen it on the internet. I have too. That's it? I have the internet. Yeah. Just the internet? Yeah. You think anyone's like pulling the trigger on that purchase?

Jesus. I don't know. I guess there are people in the world that do that. Otherwise it wouldn't exist. Correct. Like pulling spring water. Dan says with all the weddings you all have been going to, what's everyone's go-to wedding drink? I tried to order a transfusion.

I talked about this on a couple of podcasts ago. It's very difficult to do. I tried to and the lady looked at me like I, I offended her. She was like, what did you just say? Like, you're not just ordering a vodka soda with a lime. Like, that's what 85,000 people ahead of you just ordered. I said, no, all it is is, you know, just yuppa vodka, a little bit of ginger ale and grape juice.

And she's like, okay, and walked into the back, got what I thought was grape juice. She started pouring the drink. It was like a light orange color. It was grapefruit juice. It was the worst drink I ever drank. I took one sip of it, put it down. It tasted like an armpit. It did.

It tasted so bad. Tasted like B.O. That's like I kept saying. I was like this thing tastes like B.O. bottled up into a glass. That is gross. Great fruit juice is so bad, man. You know, my,

my go-to-a-wedding is usually they have a special drink. Usually the groom and the bride chime in, and they have like a small list. Usually it's like two, maybe three drinks. And they give them a special name and then you just order that. Because everybody, let's be honest, almost like 90% of us when you go up to a bar, you are one of the,

you're like the most vulnerable you'll ever be when it comes to choices. Yeah. Like if the person in front of you order is like, oh, genitonic, you might. be like, oh, fuck yeah, ginatonic. 100%. Right. Like, anybody's always looking for a reason to order a certain drink.

Yep. So I usually just go with whatever's on that little menu. Now, the other situation you're always going to end up in at a wedding is right at the beginning of the reception. When you sit down, you're always going to have three drinks in front of you every time. You have that small little glass of champagne. Yeah. Everybody does the toast. Yep.

Then they come around, like, would you like wine, red wine, done. And then you've also grabbed at least a drink from the bar beforehand. So you sit down next to you know, you're looking at three drinks. Yeah. you get a little boozed up for the dance for game on so that's pretty much how i do weddings yeah i mostly just stick to beer honestly like almost in every situation so that's what i would go with but i like the uh the drinks off the menu i like that a lot i think that's a good i have a confession to make it just hit me like a ton of bricks oh when i'm at and i shouldn't

have to say this because it goes kind of against my argument but not really because of how passion i've been but back to the water thing real quick and i don't want to get into it don't don't respond to this all right when i'm at a restaurant like a nice restaurant and they say would you like bottled or tap? I always say tap. But that's because I don't want to go through the whole process of like getting the bottled water. It's not because of a cleanliness thing.

But I just called myself out on this bullshit. I just thought of it because when you said like, oh, would you like wine? I always say, I was going to say there's sometimes water on the on the table too. And then I got thinking, you know what? This restaurant, I was just at two days ago. Why do you not just order the bottom? It's because of like a, it's a whole thing. The guy's got to go in the bag.

and get a bottle, and then I'm afraid of people seeing me get like a bottle of water, which actually also plays into my point where it's like a premium, it's a premium drink, and I don't want to seem like I'm like a, I don't know.

I feel like when you're in public, like you just like give me the, whatever, you just give me the water. But if it was that much better, you would think you would get it all the time. True. Like you'd be like,

oh no, I pay for it on a day to basis. Why wouldn't I pay for it right now? I still strongly believe in what I've talked about for the first half an hour on the show. I'm just letting you know that I'm a big enough person

to admit that I was at a restaurant recently. The guy said, would you, like, bottled or tap? And I flicked him off and said, tap's fine. I, like, gave a little finger. I'm like, taps fine. Yeah, I don't think that really helps your argument. It's just, I don't want to be, like, Ritzy. Like, go get me the, go get me the Evian.

You know? But that's what you do on a daily basis. I get Pullen Springs, yes. You don't get Evian. You get, you're right, pulling springs, which is poor person water. Nope. Might be a job interview. Might be a dating profile.

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I don't think it's the best. What? So Sam asks, what is the greatest golf movie of all time? The answer is the greatest game ever played. Francis, we met, the country club? Are you fucking kidding me? It's a great story.

I don't think it's the greatest golf movie. But the other things are, like, 10 cups A good movie, but it's like a comedy. Like, you laugh at it. Like, happy Gilmores. But 10 cups are relatable. Why are you throwing these are movies? Because those are comedies.

These are golf movies. Yeah, but, all right. What's the difference in greatest? All right. Like, isn't greatest? Like, all right, this is a fucking great movie or funny. Like, I put those two in different categories. I'd say greatest subjective in this case.

In any case. I, like, I watched the greatest game ever played and I'm like, that is a fantastic movie from beginning and good acting, like great storyline, the whole thing. Like the way that they do, the dad, I cry when he's on top of the guy's shoulder. And he's looking at his dad's, dad finally acknowledged Francis. We met like, this is it. You did it?

God, it's incredible. You know, like, I would say, but 10 cup, he's like, another one. You're not like crying. Yeah, but 10 cup, like, borders in the line of, like, a pretty, like, it has a real storyline. It does. Underneath it. There's, like, real dramatic relationships and, like, emotions that go into it. I think a lot of people probably get a tear in their eye at the end when he fucking finally holds that shot out.

It's also very relatable. Like, when he's standing in the range with, like, or he's standing there with, like, 97 gimmicks on trying to like figure it out because he's got the shanks that shit's great so i i think tin cup tin cubs probably the greatest golf movie for me we've had this discussion many times on marshal radio about like what is the difference between greatest movie funniest movie like like like i feel like they should be in different categories it's the same reason why like um like uh avengers won't win like best movie right it's like whatever makes like it's things have to be in different categories like wedding crashes is not going to win an oscar but

It's like one of the funniest movies. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Yeah. I get it too. I would say... I would go with Tin Cup over the greatest game ever played. The Grace Game ever plays like a drama.

But I... It is. I agree with that. But I also... Again, I don't think... Like, Happy Gilmore is like a gimmicky movie. Yes. For sure.

And it's all time. He's literally... It's all time. It's hilarious. But he's literally like taking a fucking full run at the ball and swinging... And he's got a hockey stick, putter and all that. It's a gimmick. Tin Cup is like...

It's like all about, like, the relationship and his, like, relationship with golf and what could have been and how he has the skill to like be on the pGA tour but he's too much of a head case and like too much of a party boy and this and that and it actually turns into kind of like unfolding in this very emotional way at the end that I think probably chokes a lot of people up at the end when he's like melting down you're like oh my god you're kind of dying inside because he's come this far so I think there's a it's not like on the same scale right and it's so hard to compare because like I'm thinking now like every time happy gillamers aren't I watch it every single time yeah every time

quotable. It's one of the funniest movies. It is so good. It's so good. Shooter, everything about it, so good. It's such an enjoyable movie. It's like, where does that rank? Yeah, it's tough. But it's a comedy. So Frankie doesn't count it. No, I do. I love comedies. It's just like, when you say greatest movie of all time, greatest golf movie, if you're going to be like, oh, you've got to watch this golf story. Yeah.

Like, what are you going to show someone? If you have one chance to be like, hey, watch this golf story, a golf movie, like, it's about golf. Like, what are you going to show them? I feel like, great game ever played like it's like a historical reenactment of the game of well i agree with that i would say on on the whole like it's kind of mid golf's kind of missing a lot of like serious golf movies yeah right like i'm just i kind of looked it up to you know refresh my brain like the legend of bagger vance i've never seen that movie is that right no with will smith no it's a great movie i never what the fuck you're talking about will smiths in a golf movie are you serious i swear i had not

i have never seen that one matt damon and will smith what in a golf book I've definitely heard of it. I've definitely heard of it. I just never saw it. Wow. It's very good. I may have it. I mean, I'm going to watch.

Will Smith is like this mysterious, like mysterious guy who arrives and like, Matt Damon is this like really struggling golfer who's supposed to be really sick. And then he'll watch this thing. And then Will Smith like appears and is like helping him out as his caddy and stuff. I'm a warning you're phenomenal. You got to stop.

That's a good. Came out in 2000. You guys are, you're calling out for spoilers. I am going to watch. Like you just told me about them. movie I said I'm going to watch it and then what like 10 seconds later you're going to because here's how it ends I didn't say how it ends we're just describing the plot I was just

warning you and it coming out in 2000 does nothing to me because I just learned of it in 2019 just learned of it that movie just came out to you yep I all it's got a 43% of rotten tomatoes Yikes what is the greatest game out of the play now Rotten Tomatoes stinks though man tomatoes stinks 63% it's pretty high for like a fucking golf movie rotten tomatoes you can't trust I agree. Yeah, true. Oh, you got to look at the user score.

Yeah. Audience score for greatest game ever played, 82%. Very high. That's what you got. All right, now let's look at, what is it called? The Bagger. Legend of Bagger Vans. He's typing it in.

I just can't. Oh, man, he just can't do it. It's not happening for it. Loading Legend of Vagger Bands. 65% audience score. All right. That's got that old school movie vibe, though. It's kind of got that great game of place.

I'm not saying it's the best movie ever. I like, no, I like you know. I was simply listing, I was actually that helps my argument that like there aren't a ton of great dramatic golf movies, right? There just aren't a lot. Do you think there will be a movie about Tiger Woods's life? Oh, yeah. A super well done one. Like starting from the beginning, like he's a little kid.

Who plays him? I don't know. And you got to think there's like a really, you got to think they find like someone that looks like. We might not know who it is yet. You know what I mean? It might happen. Yeah. So long in the future.

I was thinking like young Tiger Woods. They'll definitely find a. kid that looks like Tiger Woods at each stage of his life. Yeah. Like, really, you know what I mean? They'll find a kid that looks exactly. He'll be on the show, putting, like, on the game show and stuff. Like, I can see that right now happening.

You think they'll do it like dark, like the book kind of was or more like, celebratory? I think you got to have dark to make it interesting. You have to tell the whole story. Yeah. But then he'll never sign off on it. But I don't think he has to. A movie about him, no? But yeah, I guess so.

I guess there's a lot of movies that, like, the people say, like, we don't, like, stand by it or whatever. Like, you could just base the whole movie off the book and add by it. like the last five years or ten years that he's going to have. Yeah. And then you have a pretty fucking good movie. Right. Like in that movie, in that Bohemian Rhapsody movie,

a lot of the people from like Freddie Mercury's family, I think I said like that's not how he like did like told them that he had AIDS and all that stuff. Like they like stepped away from what the movie meant. So yeah, I guess you can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Who the hell would play Tiger Woods like a 24 year old Tiger Woods?

We don't know who it is. It would have to be an outbreak. I agree. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then I mean, just looking at the movies,

obviously caddy shacks up there too, but that's kind of, I think that's almost a little bit more like gimmicky too. Yeah. Sometimes Caddyshack is like, I love Caddyshack. It's got so many quotable things. It's just a movie that will forever live on. It's just a very, very funny movie for all golfers.

People are expalding, all that stuff. You say certain things on the golf course, but I mean, it's like I sometimes get like sick of like, just because it's so old, I can't get into it. Yeah, I would say though it's like 10 cup, happy and more Caddyshack. Like the three kind of like funny comedy. Why does golf always have to be funny? classic golf movies. That's what I mean.

There's not that many dramas. Like the greatest game ever played is like one of the only like dramatic, serious golf movies. Or if you, you know, if you look at like football stuff, I feel like there's a million. Tons.

Golf, there's two. We need like a Hoosiers of. One of them you even know. Right. We need like a Hoosiers of golf. I'd love a golf any given Sunday. That's what I would like.

I don't know if that exists. And you could just make it the same name. There you go. Look at that. Because they play on Sundays. Yeah. That could work. Wow.

Hell yeah. Nice. All right. I was just trying to think of like how you could slide another golf term on any given part, but I don't know how you could. Oh, given because it's like you give a putt. Yeah. Oh.

Match play. Any given. It's a free one. Any given young filmmakers out there. Any given open parenthesis putt, close brendy Sunday. I have to blow my nose. We got closed this thing out. I'm trying.

No, that's where. Yeah. That's, you know, workshopping real time. We're workshopping. All right. Julie Hester's up next, Solheim Cup. Enjoy that. The alerts of myself are off to Cabot.

So as you're listening to this on Thursday, this is coming out on Thursday. I'm just playing off on the cliffs of Nova Scotia, Canada right now. So that's what's happening in your ears, in real life, as you're listening to this, in your ears. It must be nice. Enjoyed you, Langston. I'm going to be in Vegas with Dave. That sounds cool. Doing NASCAR stuff.

We have a car. Vroom. Yeah, so on Sunday, I don't know where you watch it. I probably should prepare for that, but there is a NASCAR event in Vegas, and we will be sponsoring a car. Yeah, we have the barstals. It's paint. Matt De Benedetto is the racer. Did you say that probably?

Yeah. That's amazing. I didn't say it right. D. Benedetto. She just said yes. Yeah. The foreplay logo is on the car, and it's pretty fucking prominent. We're right next to the number.

We're the closest, we're the closest podcast logo to the number. Fuck yeah. People are going to, their eyes are going to draw to foreplay. You can't miss it. The car looks sick. Yeah, it does. Car's awesome. So we'll be out there Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Boys, we are on an app. That's really cool. Really cool. We're on an ask car. That's big time. That's us. That represents what we're doing. For a guy that's like going to go win the thing.

Yeah, didn't he finish second a couple weeks ago? Yeah, I mean, I think he has like a chance to like do something. Love that. I love when you have a chance to do something. There was like news that like he's taken over someone else's car. He's like an up and coming good racer. And he's an Italian Guido. And we're on his car.

Yeah. Very cool. We'll enjoy Vegas, Frankie. Thank you. We'll be back on Tuesday. Everybody enjoyed Julie Inkster. Cool chat. Golf channel all weekend.

The Solheim Cup. those ladies lady golf one of my favorites we'll be watching that you all obviously put up all kinds of social clips of us at the bar at cabot watching the ladies golf bronte law was just on the show daniel kang's been on the show a bunch so we got a lot of connections to that enjoy it all weekend enjoy joel lynxter we'll see you tuesday hit it hard hit it hard hit hard send me stickers