Fore Play - Kevin Kisner Full Send

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

Kiz joins the show for 90 minutes after winning the Wyndham Championship in a 6-man playoff. 4th career win. Over a million dollar Wad Wednesday coming. Spirits are high as we discuss the absurdity of the 6-man playoff, players stepping in other player’s lines, the leg kick twirl after stuffing one in the playoff, what the Kevin Kisner Golf Club would look like, Kiz’s Wendy’s order post victory, the upcoming Kisner-Riggs Barstool Classic team, and MUCH more. Big time show.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo. Am I, man off in this ditch? You're on right now. We're going to start recording right now. The champ is here. Let's go.

Congratulations, my friend. Appreciate it, boys. What's up? What's up, kids? Just chilling. Try not to get yelled at from doing your podcast. Yeah, I know. Tell Britt.

Right now. Tell Britt we love her and that she's an angel letting you do this and we miss her very much. Just send George like a new onesie or something. She'll probably forgive you. I could do that. I'll send them a bunch. We got some sweet stuff coming out for Black Friday. We'll get you to the express order.

Try to raise money for the fund. Yeah, we get ahead on that shit. What's up? What's up? Congratulations. Appreciate you. How are you feeling? right now. Like you feel you like on top of the world right now?

Nah, I'm hung over a shit today. I saw B-Row's post to Instagram, the whole crew. Yeah, they showed up. Brick kind of like rallied them all to come here right after the kids went to bed and I came down from putting Kate to bed and like 15 of them are down in my man cave and they were ready to roll. Those guys are looking for any reason to do that. any reason and uh yeah the text message thread today was quite hilarious of all the idiot things

they came up with to not have to work it's quite entertaining just super hungover trying to do everything that they can to do one guy's a funeral director he was supposed to be meeting a family at nine a m he was like i i can't i'm out of excuses for this and i don't know which one to use on this Yeah, that's tough Monday. That's a real tough Monday. The ripple effect of a Kisner victory is massive. It really just isn't a whole. Well, Aiken, like no work gets done in the city of Aiken, South Carolina that day.

No, it's all over. Front page of the paper, guess what the headline is? This ain't no hobby. Oh, yeah. That's great. And that's like all because of y'all putting that one, Do you remember how that came about? That one freaking text message or DM he sent y'all like six years ago?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, from Wingfoot. Yeah, but some random dude sent it to you, right? Yeah, he deemed it to me. I think I or whoever was running it. I think then we just screenshot it, put it on, and it went nuts. And now, I mean, how often do people yell, ain't no hobby at you? It's outrageous.

Richie Rowinsky's caddy in Detroit bet me to on the first. first tee over under at a hundred and I took the over and he said we were over about the turn. Yeah. It's just a, well, the story is great and it's just a great thing to say because it's so hilarious and cocky. Did you steal that from anybody else or did you come up with that? I don't even recall, dude. Pretty sure that probably was just me.

I'm sure somebody else will tell me that I, some of your fan boys will probably tell me wherever I got it from. but I don't remember. Hey, Trent, by the way, congrats, man. I don't, I don't even think I text you, did I?

You and I don't have, we don't have each other's number. Is that why? I think I sent you congrats online. Oh, you did. Yeah, we have a,

you and I have a Twitter relationship. Yeah, that's right. That's where our relationship lives. I appreciate it. Thank you. Hey, I know your phone number is only one text away all the time,

Trent. I like it like that. Right. There's no, yeah, whenever you want it, you can have it. I can have it.

Thank you. Till gang. Right. I appreciate the congratulations. And I want to say again to you, congratulations on your win. Thanks, buddy. You know, Till Gang is popping off right now. You better make some new merch.

Yeah, the Till Gang is having a hell of, I guess it's been a month. This has been a big month for the Till Gang. Yeah. Huge. Kids, what's your phone look like yesterday? Dude, how about on this shit? So I booked the flight with Will's up. go to New York and I had three or four players going with me.

And then when I won, I said, y'all just go and I'll figure it out because you've got to do so much stuff after the round. They were all standing around waiting to go to New York. So they took my plane in New York and I drove three and a half hours home to eight. That's amazing. Oh, man. So, yeah, I didn't even look at it. I had like 800 and something text when I got to the house. I started rolling through them this morning, getting them back to people.

800 is I wouldn't even a guess I didn't know you knew 800 people who has 800 people in their phone well you know how it is the group threads man so like you know my boys here are all on a thread that I'm in and they're texting about every shot so you click on that one and 60 of them go away yeah then they come over drunk as hell and watch it on my TV last night at 11 o'clock at night and tell me what they were saying while I was playing I bet that's what you wanted to hear. I couldn't hear much at that point. Is it weird watching it back?

I didn't really watch a whole lot of it, but it's like I've been doing it so long now. It's not weird anymore. I remember the first time I ever won. I wanted to go home and watch and see how my swing look. And now I just don't really care. Unreal. It was weird compared to the other ones in that.

You were saying this. kind of yesterday, I think, with Ballionis, but it was, it was never even really like you were in the tournament. And then all of a sudden, you won the fucking tournament. It's the craziest shit ever. And then, well, two stories on that. I've given up on the win on 15 when I didn't make birdies, part five. I'm like, yeah, all right.

Well, let's make a couple birdies in, you know, top five rolling into the playoffs. And I hooped that put on 16. I looked up and I was one back. I was like, fuck that. I'm about to win. and I hit that seven iron on 18 in regulation and I was like that bitch is a winner right there it's going to the grip and if for it when it stayed up on that hill I was like there's no I hit my put this far literally and it went four feet by and so all I had to do is just triple back and I

could have won it in regulation and then in the playoff I'd already put all my shit up because scotty's putt was like three and a half feet straight in I'm thinking no chance he's missing this i've already put gloves balls tees up i told dewey maybe one day just quote as he's walking in i said one day we'll have a four-footer to win a golf tournament dewey never had that then he whiffs and i have four feet 12 minutes later to win the golf term actually a video when scott misses it you like collect yourself and you're in the background i was like is that kids i watch it like three times and then sure enough you're like putting your shit back on and off you go yeah i'm I was ready to roll on to New York, man.

So unreal. That is unreal. Was the six, you know, the six player thing, was it like weird? Was it, did it feel surreal? Was it like, what was that? How different was that for anything else you've done? The weirdest thing I've ever done. Like just watching.

Watching it was weird. Tour players, striped tee balls, and then all walk down the fairway together. And then the fans yelling at you from, you from, you. You know, they have something on everybody at that point when there's six of us, right? They're yelling at every one of them and walking down. I mean, the scene was pretty electric, but it was almost like a hitting giggle. Like we were playing at home while we needed with some beers. A hidden giggle.

And then nobody, like, knew where anybody's point. Like, Siwu stepped directly in Adam Scott's line just because there's so many coins and shit out there. Nobody knew where anybody's ball was. And Scott, he's like, what the hell is going on on the second playoff hole? if you remember, Siwu chipped it, like, right up there by my ball. Yep. He goes to market. He steps directly in Scotty's line.

Scottie's like, there's shit everywhere, man. I had to move my coin. Roger Sloan gets me to move my coin. And then he hits my coin after I move it. I think his ball was going in the hole to my coin. I'm pretty sure it was, too. They didn't mention it on the broadcast, but when they played it back in slow motion, it hits your coin and goes left.

And I was like, I think that ball was going in. It was dead center, I think. Because, like, you can tell kind of from the side if it's going to go in or not. And I'm like, oh, shit, that's tracking. And then I just see it hop. And I was like, oh, my God, I hit my point. That was a funny story about him, too. So, like, he started 131 for the year in the FedEx.

So yesterday it was a huge day to get into the playoffs. And that's, like, career-changing for him. So I'm, like, fist-bomping him because he played great all day. And kind of cheering him along, you know. And then he birded 16 with me. and then he 3017 with me. I was like, all right, man, I'm done fucking fist bumping me. I got to bitch your ass here.

I think you're good on the 125, but I'm about sick of your shit now. Unreal. What a wild dynamic. The whole thing was just, like you said, it happened so fast. And the fact that you guys were playing earlier, like he was as a fan. People couldn't watch it at first,

so nobody knew how to watch it. It wasn't on, like, TV. You had to stream it. Then you had to find the app. And then all of a sudden, you finally find the app. You tune in and they're like, Kiz is tied with six other guys on the 18th hole. He's got like a 20 foot downhill put to win the tournament. You're like, what the, how did this happen?

I'm in fucking Arizona. I'm hung over his balls. I'm like, I just woke up. What are these guys? What has kids been doing all morning? 17. You hit it to what? Like an inch on 17?

Yeah, a little Timmy tap in. How about that? How about your chip on? Funny part. Oh, boy. When I got the 18T, did y'all notice that I was the last. one there. Nobody ever told me it was time to go. Yeah, a broadcast

is like, I think we're waiting for Kevin Kisner. Yeah, I'm just killing on the range, waiting on, normally a rules official comes and picks you up. Well, nobody ever came to get me. So I'm like, well, are we going? And so then when we get there, I'm like, oh, sweet. At least I know, I beat Russell back here. And they were like, oh, Russell's not in.

I was like, what? A 3-5 at 18? I had no idea, because I wasn't watching. And they're like, yeah. It's like, holy shit. So it's only six of us now. All right, let's send it, boys. Let's go. Well, things sounds like a club championship or something.

Right. You won the net club championship. Yeah. As long as they pay a million bucks, I'll play in every one of them. That chip for Bertie on the first playoff hole, that had to look good 99.9% of the way. I couldn't see the bottom of the hole, but when it hopped, you know when you hit a perfect. Frankie, you know when you hit a perfect chip, right? Right, exactly.

Yeah. You can feel it right there in a hot. And you're like, that's going in. Yeah, that's what it looked like in air. And then the crowd obviously went nuts. And I didn't see it, but it missed by a couple inches. I pushed it. Pretty good.

What an asshole. And then. I should have red wine on cloud nine right now. It's amazing to talk to it. It's so humid, too. Look at my fucking glass. It's like fogging up out here. Are you even playing in New York?

You're just like, chilling, drinking wine in South Carolina. There's a tournament going on up here. Yeah, I'll get to it. I'm not in a rush. Does a win like that? I've been traveling for 16 years doing this. Like, are you, like, less jacked up now to play in the, like, the northern.

No, I'm more jacked up. Yeah. I'm going. I want to win more. Yeah, you just want to win more. Keep it going. Keep the street going. They're giving away $15 million in three weeks.

It'd be nice to have that. Not giving it away, you got to earn it. Well, if you earn it, they'd give it to you. That's true. Real quick, folks, a big thanks to Owen's mixtures. We're actually doing a little meetup in Jersey, in what, Hoboken? Are we doing it in Hoboken? I think we're doing it Hoboken on Thursday during...

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what is that? It's a good word. It's an audio show, so I don't care what it looks like as long as it sounds better. Hey, I had a question. I was thinking about this.

All the times that I've done your podcast, we never did Zoom until COVID, did we? No. Like, we never did video. I always just called it, right?

Yeah. Yeah. He usually called her. That was like a positive of COVID, right? We all get us to each other now. Yeah. Yeah, you would usually call, like, you're dropping your kids off at school or something.

And you just call us and then I could start cussing after I dropped them off. Right, right. Yeah, I remember, like, we had only had you on two or three times and it'd always been at night when you're like this, drinking a glass of water. We had you on one morning after you dropped off the kids at school. And everyone's like, who was that guy that you guys would interview? That's out. Don't invite him back in the morning.

That guy's heart. That guy's heart rate was at like 19 while he's doing the show. You had nothing going on. So, yeah, I think, yeah, there's a little bit of positive technology picked up a little bit. Did you get any correspondence from Captain Stricker yet? Yeah. He's like, I'm picking you for the Router Cup. We'll break it on the foreplay.

I thought that's what he might say. That's great. Yeah. He said, I saw Riggs's drunken Twitter rant, and I decided to just go ahead and hold a supply. bot for you just to just to get them off my back uh that works a bunch of people texting a bunch of people texted me like man kids really bailed you out this week you know b rob's my boy that did the uh thing or thing he said man you really bailed out of riggs he went out on the limb for your ass and then you win dude what are the odds of that i tweet Friday night that i'm going to root for

the european team if you're not on the rider cup team wake up looking at my tweets i'm like all right all right. I get Justin Thomas texted me being like, Riggs, what happened last night? I'm like, yeah, whatever. Well, then you win the tournament. So now I'm just firing back at everybody like, of course, Kevin, because you should be on the team.

He's the most recent winner on the fucking PGA tour. So you, I mean, that's a good friend. It's a good partner. You bailed me out. That's what I do. Just wait until September when we play. Do you want to make an official statement on the four play podcast about what you think should happen with the Ryder Cup team?

I think I need to play. well the next two or three weeks for me personally to get a pick. But the problem with the entire process is this two PC and they don't just let, like Strix's a really cool dude and he could just run and do his own thing and have an awesome time. But they just try to run by this process and they like ask all these smart people that I think are dumbasses to try to have them and figure out a way to be better. And they try to make it too big of a deal in my opinion. Like the best thing to do, is go get all your guys together a couple times a year and put a bunch of beers on a golf course or wherever, bowling alley, whatever, and build camaraderie throughout the year instead of like, let's go play whistling straits and be sober and everybody worry about where's our ball going to go on this all. I'm like, dude, we're the best players in the world. Let everybody give them what they need and get the hell out of the way and let them all be good buddies and they'll win. But we don't really have that on the team right now. that is as good of any campaign speech as you can give yeah

seriously though yeah it's true yeah it is it's true and I think as fans I mean you're in a tough spot because obviously like you want to be on the team but you're not going to be out there being like they better put me on the teams you sound like an asshole but from a fan's perspective and a lot of the reasons that we we've talked about this on this show many times even before you won yesterday of the fact that we got guys in the team that

have gone to the newspaper against each other that have literally been roasting each other publicly online and interviews. And then you got the Europeans that are all rah, rah, rah, and they don't have the big names. We're always like, our average world ranking is always half of theirs and we lose every fucking time. So it's like, why don't we learn to build, like you said, the camaraderie, get guys in there. It doesn't have to be the whole team, but get guys in there that are big time team guys that are locker room type guys if you're going to compare it to other sports. You are literally voted the number one answer for guys when they were asked two years ago in 2019, like, who do you want to be paired with most on the PGA tour?

Kevin Kisner was the number one answer. 16, 5 and one match play record. Four PGA tour wins. Most recent one was fucking 10 hours ago. It's just, oh, and you're one of the best putters in the world. It's just crazy that people would even argue that that shouldn't be on the, on the right of cup team. It's crazy.

Yeah, that's, you know what you just said that's the biggest key is putting. And people don't understand, like, I'm not the best ball striker in the world. nor do I ever try to be, but putting kills people. Like, if you can putt, it literally drives people insane if you can make putts and they don't. And that's why you win in match play. And I think that's what the team misses on our side is like having elite putters to make the putts to just kill momentum. That's what you got to do in match play. So that's my two cents.

I think you got to drive the ball in the fairway and make putts in match play. you're never out of the hole like i love playing you might know anybody who does that anybody who does who does those on a much lesser extent that's like the four-play pot it's like i yeah it is i can't i mean i usually hit at bed riggs just makes puts and it's the most infuriating right how mad do you get oh i got seven feet for birdie i blow it four feet past and then i'm looking at a put that i usually miss to have the hole because now riggs is either made a 28-footer or made like the six-foot comeback or whatever.

And it's infuriating and makes your game unraveled because you're like, I'm hitting it better than this individual. I'm just better every which way. And then putting is the complete like even playing field. It'd be like, I don't know, it's almost like a hot goalie in hockey where it just shuts their door down, but it's infuriating and makes the team unravel. And so, yeah, go kiss go, get on that team, make puts and make the other team lose their goddamn mind.

That's the best part. When you make a seven-footer to tie the hole in match play, you might as well just put one in the check column of the winning hole. Because they get, they're just like, what the fuck? How do I ever win a hole against this guy? Exactly. And I mean, this hasn't even been admittedly for you,

like your best year out there. I think you're 12th in strokes game putting. So it's like you're still literally a top 15 putter in the world this year. It hasn't been like your best year. It's just like, that's, if you drain putts in match play, like all of it adds up to me that's just so obvious even if you hadn't won this weekend i was clearly on this crusade already um so yeah we're not going to make you obviously you know fight for it yourself you've you've handled it extremely well from a political standpoint um can you talk about your

little leg kick twirl on the playoff hole that shit was tight wasn't it yeah that was sick that was a moment it was you know what those are the things you do and you don't even know you did it But if you ever could put yourself in a situation where you're on a 45 degree downhill slope and you have an eight iron in your hand to a back left pin and you tell your caddy you're going to hit a high draw right at it. And when you touch it, you know it's a high draw going right at it. And you know it's going to be tight. Just who knows what you're going to do, right? God, what a feeling that must be.

Dewey says when he, like I didn't even know how far we had until after Adam hit. because, you know, I hit the longest drive on that hole. I don't know if y'all were where. I was the first. I tweeted about that. I tweeted about that too, though. Snuck right by it. Went right by that other ball.

So he goes, it's 168 adjusted flag. There's no wind. And then I go, it's a peri of a gate iron. And he goes, absolutely. It's a green light. I go, you fucking think. I'm aiming right at it. That's fucking awesome.

It gives me the chills just thinking about it. And that little, the little dance move, I will say, was incredible. Light on the feet, Kisner. Well, the leg kick comes from the downslope. People have no idea. Y'all don't do have any idea how steep the downslope is because I'm about to fall over on my front foot after I hit it.

That's why I'm. But when it's high drawing right out of it, the leg kicks just a little added bonus, just for all you fans out there. It's so cool to have a moment like that, right? Like you just know it took over social media. It's synonymous now with your win. That's, you know, that's all you can ask for is having a moment like that. leg kick will live forever. Yeah, for sure.

Leg kick for life. I tell you another funny story about it is after I hit that chip on the first playoff hole, somehow like Dewey handed me my putter and I sling it back, like swinging it back down and he's almost, like he catches it on his foot and he almost before steps down. He's about to break my putter. He's like, oh shit. And he like almost falls down.

I'm like, oh God, did you break it? And it was still intact. And so I tapped in that like three inch putt, right? And I didn't think about it. And then when I'm up there waiting on all those guys to putt, I'm like, if I go set this putter down and it is like four degrees open or some shit, what am I going to do? I wouldn't look at it.

I was too nervous to look at it. Wow. I love Dewey so much. What the absolute beauty that guy is. The only thing that win was missing was a Dewey fall. Him falling down during that would have been really something. If I had to pick his big ass stuff on that hill on 18, buddy, we probably never got up there. I'd have to call the car.

Imagine the lake kick happening as Dewey's rolling down in the side of the frame. Like no one realizes how, like, steep it is. He's rolling on the right. The lake kicks going. The draw is coming into the fucking pin. What a crew you guys are. What a traveling circus. Did you see his Instagram?

post when he said how'd I do I do? I love that. Y'all know him so well that you know he's never like that. So it's so funny when he does shit like that. What a travel and circus you guys are. It's just, it's amazing.

The fact that this crew all gets it done. It's pretty shocking, really. Pretty shocking. Yeah. We do it. They're all up there waiting on me to show up. What happened in the beginning of the week? You banged your driver against, who was it, Jones?

yeah that was insane what happened never never happened in my career well the range is super small so we're kind of tight in there and uh it had to be just a perfect storm because he finishes like that right so it's clubs out here past his head and then he had to finish about the same time i started down and our heads hit and i'm swinging a driver 115 miles an hour i whiffed the ball because it like broke me. And I'm like, holy shit, what just happened? And everybody's like, you hit this club. And I didn't get hurt.

I don't know how I didn't get hurt. I thought for sure my back would be toast. My back was pretty sore on Saturday. But I just threw another head on there and off we went. Jesus. I've been surprised sometimes that doesn't happen more often. Because those ranges are a shit show. There's like coaches walking around everywhere.

Not necessarily you hit another player, but that people don't just get whacked. Because it's not just like you said, people aren't just kind of like lightly swinging clubs. You guys are swinging them 120 miles out. Yeah. You hit somebody like that, it's going to hurt. And volunteers are getting your bags or your ball.

There's people everywhere. Range is the shit shit. Actually, it's better now that it used to be because of COVID, but I guess we're going back to normal now. Right. You got guys like us walking on them. That's where we live. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I just sit there to get handshakes. I know. At the, at the, at Kiowa, every time you walk by, you're like, you guys still standing in the same spot? I couldn't get over that Trent was still wearing a hoodie. You were wearing the hoodie. I was, well, I guess I was too.

Yeah. Was there you, Frankie? I'm like, it's 90 degrees out. Yeah, well, it had the big foreplay logo on. So it was working. Guys were looking at us being like, oh, it was the forplay guys. But it is funny. We were there at like 7 a.m.

Kids sees this. And it's like 3.30. And we really didn't stay there all day. We, like, walked around, went to the media center, went on the course, came back we're in the same spot and kids is like you guys haven't moved an inch since i played an entire practice round like you're just here to just look at people it was actually like so we were like fuck man he's right he's right he's right somebody said like charleston did you go out in charleston didn't you go out in charleston we went out one night yeah we went to uh what was that place

called uptown social i loved it man it's a cool place in it i watched an islander playoff game there we had the place jumping they were chanting let's go islanders Charleston, South Carolina, it was nuts. Legitimately. Your boy, Cal's been texting me all morning about the city, and he says he's in Canada for a week for a wedding. Yeah, he is. He called his buddy an idiot for getting married.

He, uh, yeah, man, he's a, he's, I liked how you hopped on the islanders bandwagon this year, texting me during the playoffs. That was, that was a lot of fun. Yeah, man. I'm all in. If I know somebody, I know the sport a little bit. You know my roommate, my freshman year in college was from Canada.

So he explained. me the game. Okay. So I'm not like a, if you know the game, it's a great game, right? But if you don't know shit about it, it's the worst game ever to watch.

She's just chaos, right? Yeah. If you don't know, if you don't know what's going on and you don't understand what exactly they're trying to do, you're just like, fuck this,

I'll go watch something up. It's like baseball. Cricket. I have no clue what they're doing. They're running around. Some games last for three days. I don't understand how it's possible. I want to learn how it because it's electric.

I mean, when they make catches and when they hit those bombs, I'd love to learn cricket, but I don't know anything about it. Exactly. When you travel to like New Zealand and Australia, that's all you watch it. That's the only sport. When we were in Australia, that was all that was on the TVs.

People went to the bar to watch cricket as if it was the fucking Yankees. Dude, isn't a cricket game like five days long? Sometimes, yeah. Yes. They like pack it up at the end of the day. People could be at bat, I think, for multiple days. Like, in a row. It's just a hard thing to understand if you don't know what it is.

It's crazy. Could anybody explain one rule of cricket other than it takes forever? No. I know it's somewhat. I know you don't want to hit it in the air. Like they're trying to hit grounders. Yeah, they want to hit grounders. I thought there was a home running cricket.

I thought you could help one. But I got on, I don't know. I went and go play with these. I just fucked around with the bat and all with these Australians in Hawaii this year, like Cam Smith and all his boys. and they slow roll this pitch down the middle and I just smoke it over the house and they were like, yeah, it's not really what we try to do?

And I was like, well, what the fuck do you mean? Y'all acted like I couldn't hit the ball with your stupid bat. And now I've ripped it over the house and you tell me that's bad. You've already bat flipped in your round in the basin. Yeah, I was like, that's it, baby. This game's easy.

It's like, woo, kids. Baseball, baby. And then I watched them, and they're like getting these little soft grounders towards first or something. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? That's stupid.

Oh, that's such an American move. It's amazing. It just smoke the ball over all the houses. Like that's good. All right. What's next game? Yeah. Yeah.

You got anything else? You guys got badminton or anything? What else you got over here? Let me know. Dude wipes. Let's talk about dude wipes real quick. I'm holding one of their shower wipes right here. But really, it doesn't make any sense to use scratchy, rough toilet paper.

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of inventions, holy smokes. Inventiomes. No, did you not know the word, or did you not know how to say it there? I didn't know how to say it there. Okay. But, you know, the fact of the matter is that he, someone sat around and was like, I'm just not getting everything out of here that I need to be getting out of here.

We've got to clean this up. You know, when we clean something off a table or off a dirty dish, maybe when you're cleaning the dishes after a nasty meal, you don't attack it with a dry towel. You get it underneath. A weird move. You go in there with a wet napkin maybe. The same thing applies for your bum. And I just think that Dude Wipes has figured it out.

And, you know, if you don't have one of these things in your golf bag, just for those moments, I think you're really stupid. Yeah, you need to have an emergency pack in there. Also, I mean, it's a sensitive spot. So you need some comfortable stuff to put on a sensitive spot. You don't put sandpaper down there. You've got to get comfy. But you need, everybody should have an emergency kit in their golf bag

because I would say his Riggs knows that probably the top guy on our podcast that things can go south quickly. And so you need it. And once it's too late, it's too late. You know what I mean? You'll never know. You'll never know that you needed it until it was too late. Once you're late, you're a lifetime behind.

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Oh shit. You're coming this week to the tournament? Yeah, I beat you to the tournament. Damn, I stood a phone on up there. I've got to got drunk with you tonight. We got plenty of nights for that. That's fine. I got to be sober after tonight

So you'll be on the course tomorrow You're going to start your practice rounds tomorrow The pro ham is fucking 18 holes Which is just outrageous So I got to do that That's tomorrow That's Wednesday Wednesday okay

I'm gonna go fly and pick up Dewey as a congratulations So I'm a land in Morganton, North Carolina And scoop his big ass up I'm flying to Teterboro tomorrow That's great Fantastic. That is fantastic. Can you send me a video of that?

Just use scooped Dewey on the runway? For sure. I told him, he sent me the, oh, man, he's a trip. He sent me the airport code today. He's so anal. I don't know if you know this about it. He was the most anal, like, has to have all his ducks in a row all the time. Like, he's probably got his hotel room book from Maui today since I won yesterday.

So he's like, here's the airport code. I was like, Dewey, I got you, man. Be on the fucking tarmac at 1030. He's been grinding recently. I always see him on Instagram. His two kids are always in like competitive golf. Yeah, he was. Him and his daughter were stuck in an airport for like a full day.

Yeah. I was watching the updates. He just dropped her off at college. He left my round on Friday this week, drove down and moved her into Belmont Abbey. She's going to play on the golf team there. And then came back catty Saturday, Sunday. And his son's about to be a sophomore. He's a stud.

Yeah, they seem to be really good players. He always live Instagrams his rounds. Like, do we does? It's great. Yeah, he's like legit stud, like D1 golfer stud. Yeah, I remember we played the cradle with him at Pinehurst, and he was just throwing darts. That's right.

We did do that. After y'all beat my ass. That's right. Fuck you, Lurch. Don't smile. That's big smile. That's right. Lurch and Dewey have similar social media presences.

Yeah, I think so. Both really get it. Yeah. You guys got a strangle hold on it. You guys want to say it. You just don't know how to say it. That's so true. I think Dewey's a thousand times better than Lurch.

Yeah. Like that Instagram photo yesterday was all time. Oh, yeah. Lurch could have never pulled that up. Never. Certainly not the caption either. I need a social media person. I want to run mine

I was in the Wendy's drive-thru by 4.30 yesterday thinking man this would be great content yeah I wins the Wyndham and he's in Wendy's eating a bacon cheeseburger on the way home in his truck but I just can't pull it off turn the phone on

yeah you should have had you should have had like the literally the drive-thru you know employee you would take a picture and then you like send it to me and then I'll be like, oh, look what a stoolie tweeted out. Right. Oh, yeah.

Like, we could do something like that. Like, oh, Stooley sees Kevin Kisner with the trophy. That was like after an ECHA won the Masters. He was just carrying the green jacket through like the Atlanta airport. Through the Atlanta airport. Yeah. That was like Janus ate that 50 piece at McDonald's after they won the finals. Like stuff like that goes crazy.

Yeah. See, you're on the right track here. We should get somebody to run it for you. More cow up at the trophy. Yeah, just get so tired. Airplane. Just get tired. Right.

You've done your job, and now you've got to do internet stuff. That's our time. I got no time. Y'all just do internet stuff all the time. So maybe I'll just make the four play pod, my new social media campaign, or managers. Y'all just four, all have my pass codes. And whenever you just think it's time to Instagram, you just get on there and do it. What kind of percentages we talking?

Yeah. Were we talking about pit money? Well, you can't do everything for money. You got to put, like, actual personal stuff on there. That's fine. We can get, we need hashtag engagement. Yeah. The only issue with that is that we'll forget to log out and we'll definitely just tweet the wrong shit from your account or from, you know.

I'll start live tweeting the Bachelorette from Kevin Kistner's Twitter account. That's right. Now we get chicks all over me, dude. It's like one time, the one time I was logged into Dave Portnoy's Twitter by accident. I did a pizza review because I would post every day. Just started downpouring. Hold on. all right there you go and uh i was watching a day day game islanders game and sky i remember scotty mayfield

scored a goal and i was still logged into dave's account with millions of followers and all it was like a one o'clock on a wednesday and i wrote in all caps scotty fucking mayfield all caps and it went from dave portnoisse twitter account i remember feeling the heat of a thousand suns inside my stomach being like what did i just do instantly deleted it and ran into his office i'm Like, I just tweeted about a random Islander to like four million people on your account. Like I hope that like, no one like, I hope you're not mad. He's like, I don't go to fuck. He's like, you didn't give a shit.

So these are the people you're saying you want to give your Twitter account. That's right. Maybe I'm out. Not a great audition. What did you get at Wendy's, by the way? What's your order? I got a baconator or something like that. Of course.

Oh, yeah. You acting like you don't know what a bacon is? You don't need a downplay it, kids. I mean that feels like a don't be a new thing though no oh Kevin did you get a frosty dude dude when I was eating Wendy's more often I was getting like junior bacon cheeseburgers and nuggets because they're on the dollar menu did you get a for now I rolled up and I'm like baconator that sounds delicious they are really good yeah Frank you got a question you get a frosty no fuck dude I was trying to eat do 98 miles an hour in my truck on the way home so I could

get the barge. And it was like tropical storming as it still is here. And then I walked in, my beautiful wife had pepperoni, Magnifico pizza waiting on me. So I went Wendy's Pizza, 42 beers and 12 bourbon shots, and then blacked out in my bed.

You deserve it, man. You do. Great night. That's a winter's night, man. Yeah. And I think everybody left by like midnight, which is outrageous. I don't know that.

It could have been 4 a.m. I have no idea, but I feel like I got a lot of sleep. We got a lot of tweets yesterday about Wad Wednesday, which has been a topic of conversation on this show, thanks to you because you told us all about it. It's going to be a nice Wednesday, my friend. Yeah, the last time I won, I screenshot in my checking account to Riggs on Wad Wednesday

because it was like $1.9 million. And that's pretty cool to see that in your checking account. right and then he's like i'm posting like i don't think you should i think we're gonna look like a dick so then i told him we couldn't do it didn't i like talking didn't i say no for some point i yeah because i was like um so how does this work like what's it look like they just you just log into your like bank app and your checking account just has fucking like two million more dollars in it and you're like yep you want to see that that was it Then we went back and forth on whether you should post it for an hour.

I was like, I don't think. It's probably some dude will steal my money or some shit the way this world works. That was when like the foreplay public management company kind of overruled you and was like, eh, maybe we won't post it. That's all right. Damn, bro, a million dollars. How's my boy, Dave doing? Does he need me to come give him some lessons to beat Brooks's ass or what?

That would be awesome. What are your legitimate? What are your legitimate thoughts on this? What are your thoughts on the match? Fortinoy has no chance, man. Brooks is going to shoot like 85. That's a low... Yeah, it's a problem.

I'm pretty confident in Dave's ability to get Brooks to shoot a higher number than the public thinks. I understand that, but I'm more worried about Dave's number. That's right. Dave's not very good. He just needs to practice.

We're going to get some practicing this week. You're in the New York area. Maybe we can work something out. That's what I'm saying. I'll give him some lessons. I'm all on Team Portnoy to beat Brooks' ass. You need to do that because otherwise he's going to get steamrolled, I think. I agree, Briggs.

I think he's in a bad place. The mental game aspect that he's going with, I completely understand. But if he can't break 95, which I don't think he can, I'm not. The last time I saw him play was when he's hitting 48 golf balls in 30 seconds. me too i think that's the last time he played yeah that's what i'm saying it's not like he's out there grinding on the range so he needs to get out there and practice a little bit because brooks is going to be able to play 85 seems so good 85 you don't think he's going to find himself in like well they're going to play like a muni track right i don't know where they're playing no

they're not playing it hasn't been announced okay it was not a muni track is it going to be difficult like high rough and bunkers yeah i mean it's gonna be it's gonna be pretty fucking legit for being honest like you'll be pretty familiar with the golf course right all right we'll see really like brook's gonna hit a lot of fairways you'll be really familiar with the golf course like super familiar with it but um yeah well like i just want to tell you so bad you're yeah Kevin Kevin you are going to be so familiar with this golf but uh but dude i'm telling you we just got to get dave to a number that'll surprise brooks and i think he'll crumble right if we can just get it are they playing match player or struggle he'll be match player which i think

benefits dave big time all right well if you want to see lessons this week that was all i was off i'll talk to him tomorrow we'll see like where he's at when he's going to be in the city he's going back you know he goes to the hamptons he comes back so i don't know where he's going to want to practice but we'll see if we can get you involved that would be unreal Yeah, I play, I've already got my T-times for the week, so I play late early. So, Friday, or Friday afternoon would be electric. All right, man. I think there could be something.

Friday afternoon? Yeah, that's an awesome offer. Huge offer. Huge offer. Middle of the playoffs. Is there, um, is there anything else we didn't get to? I'm trying to think. No?

Well, my wife hadn't come out here yet, so I'm really in that rush. No. I'm waiting on her to, like, tap on the window here. You see I strategically place myself outside. Like, when she comes tapping, I'm like, all right, boys, I enjoyed it. You're smart, you're a smart man there, Kevin Kisda. This ain't my first rodeo. No, it ain't.

No, it is not. How about our O-Mont trip that you're going to lose $1,000 to me at? Have y'all heard about this for Playboys? I don't think so. No. No. Briggs has bet me a G that he's going to break 80 at Oakmont. The day before the bar still classic.

I'm taking him to Oakmont. You don't think that's possible? What tease you're playing? The back tease. The only tease there are in golf. Backtees is a little preposterous. I can't. Backtees is you can't break a hundred.

I don't know. I've been playing pretty well. like a hundred. I know, I tell you what. I tell you what. Wherever, wherever my amateurs that I'm bringing with me play, you can play from.

So if they play, Tom's a member, so he'll play wherever the fuck he wants. Oh, perfect. And I got to get Tom on my team. Tom on my side with this. Well,

you have a bet with him too, so I don't know if you remember that. Well, then the other one. I know I have a couple bets, a couple guys. So we got a big trip. We're playing Oakmont.

the day before the Barstle Classic of Pittsburgh and then we're playing the Barstle Classic together. I would say now, since it's looking, you're looking much better than you were for Eastlake, that this whole potential of me coming down and flying up from Aiken to Pittsburgh together is a little more appealing to me now. It wasn't appealing when I was 70th in the FedEx,

but now that I'm 30, it's okay. I couldn't plan when you're maybe not going to make it to Baltimore, but now all of a sudden you're looking good for Eastlake i'm it that's a lot different oh man i love the way you act um but we do we got a big trip we got a huge round at oakmont we're taking a couple of the guys out um that's probably the hardest course i've ever been to played it once with lurch it's it's it looked awesome you watch it in the amateur i mean any of the highlights or anything afterwards i didn't get to watch any of it but i heard they got a bunch of rain and kind of ruined the the firmness of it but i'm sure it's still you know it's

crazy is they cut down all those trees and all this guy i saw a tweet about all the alternate lines guys were taking the game is changing rapidly but people don't give a shit what you think about how they play it they just want to shoot love that's correct guys are literally hitting it on like six different holes they were hitting it to the other fairways don't care nobody cares anymore it was wild it's all about how low you can shoot macanudos baby McA-Nudos have changed everything. I got to tell you. Cigar guy.

Didn't used to be a cigar guy. I'd had a few maybe on a golf course here and there, but now we've partnered with McA-N-U-D-N-Sparado-O-O-Range. They've got the Inspirado Orange, the Inspirato-W-W-E-N-Sprado-W-W-E-N-Bever. The Insprata-W-W-Termger-B. But, boy, I'm enjoying these. We've got the little cigar case that you put in your golf bag. It just makes the whole experience feel more memorable.

It's more enjoyable. it's uh it almost like cemented the whole day as a as a memory for you uh macanudo's changed my whole my whole outlook on on life to be honest with you gentlemen yeah and it just i brought a big pack like a 20 pack to a wedding i just went to and you know that post hotel bar after party type deal where you got a little area outside um being able to bring macanudos and everyone's like oh boy this is like top of the line shit like you're not just stop and buy your local, you know, tobacco shop and figuring out how to get the cheapest cigar you can find. Like this is like the real deal stuff.

Maconudos has done the job. Best selling handmade cigar in the United States of America. Is that, is that what the tagline is? That's a fact. Best selling handmade cigar in the United States of America. Yeah, I mean, that's what I mean. And just the packaging and the way that they look, the way that they taste, the way that they smoke really good. You throw those in your golf bag and you are living, man.

You're just a cool guy. Imagine like not having those in our bag now. Like it's just, it's as, it's as important in my golf bag as balls and a glove and teas. You know what I mean? When I check my bag in the morning before around, I need to have at least five to six cigars in there. You want to have one for the whole group. And so, yeah, for my dad's 70, I don't know if I shared this, but we had, I think we got a hundred macadino cigars. And I had three a day for three days straight.

Yeah. It was, it was amazing. It was honestly like you wake up, have breakfast, light a cigar up, play, you know, nine holes. You might have one there and then one in the evening. It was absolutely phenomenal. Everybody had a cigars for breakfast, Lurch. Pretty much.

Right after breakfast, I would have one on the front, then one on the back, and then one in the evening. And we had 100 for 16 guys. we went through 93 cigars. Wow. Sounds like a good time. Couldn't suck down the 7 after the 93? Say again?

Couldn't suck down those last seven after 93. At a certain point, you know, three a day, four is, fours borderline insane, but three was strong. I like that three is like fine, but fours. Look, look. Everybody's got different jobifications. Point is a macadoodo makes your experience better, it was sucking them down like their fucking,

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com slash barstool. And just enjoy macaduos whenever you're out there doing anything really, but especially playing golf. Kids, we do this segment. man, we've only done it once. We call it the cut. All right. Is that what it's called? We do this segment. We've only done it once. It's a recurring segment we've done once. Actually, a second time. This is a second time. We're building a little momentum. We did. Oh, yeah, let's just do the cut right now.

I was going to talk about the cut, but let's just do a cut. And we'll basically we cut something from golf forever. And I'd love to hear what your number one thing. You'd love to just cut from golf. I mean, Riggs can maybe explain this better. Well, no, we'll just give you an example. It's perfect. We'll just give you examples. Last time, I said out of bounds. I think the whole world should just be in bounds on any golf course. You should always have a shot. You should always be able to play it.

I don't care if you're over in the farmer's yard and you want to risk getting shot for trespassing. You want to play your ball over there? There's no OB doesn't exist anymore. I said eliminate OB. Tret, I think said bunkers. Definitely. He's just getting rid of bunkers forever. He doesn't understand it.

The whole golf course is grass, grass, grass, short grass, long grass. And then there's fucking sand for no reason. so we wanted to get rid of sand. What would you cut from the game of the game? I had, I had, I'm hitting out of divvets. Damn, I was going to be mine, fucker. Oh, see, I was going to say, I think globally mine was accepted as the best. Yeah.

Because it's... I like the out of bounds. Same, dude. That happened to me the other day at the Barstow Classic in Minnesota, hit a drive, wasn't that bad of a drive. It clipped a tree, but like the trees were right on the fucking fairway. Goes into someone's yard, white steak. I mean, come on now.

The ball was right there. Perfect sling. Perfect sling I had on it. I was looking at the green better than the guys in the fairway. Yeah, I get it. Out of bounds sucks. Whoever came up with out of bounds, like, hey, we're going to put this arbitrary white steak over here. And just because you're both crossed it, you can't play anymore. Don't have a house there. Right.

Like, well, no, when you build the house there, you assume the risk. Like, I want to live on a golf course. Well, the problem is people might hit seven arms out of your freaking yard. you live on a golf course where people play golf all the time. Remember JT Posted like a month ago, uh, lost that tournament by like a shot and his ball was an inch out of bounds. Like they brought the measuring tape out and measured because it was so close between the two poles.

That's just arbitrary. Like you said, if, if some asshole had just planted that pole into the ground an inch like to the left, he would have won the golf tournament. That's great. I agree. And who gets to come up with where the post go?

Exactly. Right. Hey, I think this is the property line right here, but I don't really have to go and find it with my metal detector. So we'll just stick this white post here and fuck this guy. What's your guy? Did you imagine if a PGA tour was wrong for that JT post one, two?

Just like screwed up the property lines or whatever out of bounds. It'd be a mess. That's ridiculous. Yeah. What's your cut? My cut would be, you don't get any like of this fruit-free warning if you take more than, 40 seconds to play a shot.

Just get slashed or something or you just get fined or a penalty shot. Because like I love Brandon Grace, but he literally took a minute and a half to hit that 12 footer on 18 and play off. My Jesus Christ, man, you ever going to hit the fucking butt? How much can you actually learn here? Like he stood over it, his patty stood over his catty put the fucking pin down. I'm like, it's eight inches out on the right. bro, get it. So you're just saying a rules official,

just come over and pick up his ballmark and 40 seconds in? Yeah, you're done, bud. You took 40 seconds, you're out. That would have been awesome, by the way. Thanks for coming. I appreciate you trying to win this tournament, but you took too long here.

Just gave him this sign, just, nope, you're out. It's over. I asked Dewey, I'm like, do I play that fast? Because, like, in the playoff, I'm just standing there twirling my club, the whole fucking town. Like, can I ever hit?

And then I was like, do I play that fast? Hold on. Well, you were saying that about Adam Scott, right? Like, he had to wait a preposterous amount of time. Adam Scott, you were like, maybe there's a chance on your post presser about like he had to wait an outrageous amount of time to hit that put that putt. So you were thinking there was a chance that he might miss. Yeah, well, man, do he said that. I already put my shit up.

And he's like, you know, this is the longest he's ever had to wait to win a golf turn. I can promise you that. There's balls everywhere. Like, we hit the worst shots ever in that first playoff hole. There's balls everywhere. And then everybody made fucking par. I don't know how in the world everybody made par. But when we went walking back down, I was like, did everybody make par there?

It was great, too, because, like, it took extra long because a couple people kept their turn after they hit, like, chip shots or bunker shots where it was like, they hit a bunker. They'd be like, they're up. They would hit it all the way across the green, basically, like 15. break in the bunker and then fucking everybody's waiting they go over there market that Adam Scott was just sitting there and yeah when he missed that that was tough that felt bad for him a little bit but all of a sudden it was like oh we got a little bit of we got a little bit of life you should never feel bad for anyone that has their own playing rigs he's fine that's fair I didn't feel bad I was just trying to fill words there

I didn't I couldn't care of that sort of miss it I love Scottie one of my favorite dudes out it. He seems like I assumed, I thought he was already wanted. Yeah. Were you, any, anything special you said to yourself before you hit that butt, or is it just routine? Do that? I couldn't miss that butt. I mean, not to be cocky, but it's four feet right edge, downhill, just get it going.

It's a dream put, down green. So the whole time I just basically was like, if all these fuckers miss, this bitch is my, And they missed. And one of them You blocked it with your ballmark. Huh? Yeah, he played a little defense. Yeah, you blocked their putt with your fucking ballmark.

No, dude. He asked me to move my mark and then hit it. So he fucked himself. He's so good. He's all right. He's probably so excited that he finished T-Second and is in Northern Trust. He's good. That's true.

That's true. my uh by the way just to finish that segment my cut it would be um cart path only days i just think he couldn't even open your golf course i just think like they shouldn't give you that and it's such a fucking nightmare when it's cart path only i'd rather have just walked if you give me the option take carts then we get there we have our stuff all on the cart we're ready to go the starter at the right before you tee off it's like by the way boys we're playing carpath only it's like i mean it's so much more stress on your body, on your mind when it's cart path only. It's crazy. I mean, you got to go get the fucking clubs. You don't know where to leave the cart. Who's going to grab the cart? Especially if you're

with a bunch of amateurs that like me and my buddies have no idea where we're hitting the golf ball. You're all over the place. Oh my God. It's honestly, like you're angry that you have the cart. You're so mad. I won't play. Yeah. I just quit. Seriously, get rid of it. Dude, we, they got an inch of rain in Scottsdale on Friday and we had a group of like 20 guys that played out at Greyhawk and we got on the first hole we were playing literally with like the head pro Travis awesome guy and they're like yeah it's carpath only and I was like ah yeah that's fun you know it was literally carpath on the fifth hole I literally just screamed out loud I was like this sucks like this isn't fun this whole day fucking sucks I just want to go in it's humid I got like nine clubs in my hand I'm running I don't know my yardage

this is just miserable like what do we doing here my got my my my cartner who's joe grinder who's max homeless caddy amazing guy he like the cart guy doesn't know if he should stay and like are you going to run like from across the fairway back to the cart and then up to the green you're just going to go up to the greens or he doesn't know what to do it's five hours of this shit it was like you're totally right that's the best answer in the history of this segment in the long distinguished history of this segment I agree. Segment over.

You shouldn't even open your golf course if it's cart path only. I agree. Just say, sorry, we can't play today. Because maybe, like, off the rip, you're like, ah, fuck,

I really want to play a day. I'll do anything just to get out there. Like, you're ready to play golf. You want to go out there. But then you got to remember, like three or four holes in, you're going to wish that you never step foot on that golf course. But do you know how stupid the whole idea is?

Because, like, how much can that little-ass golf cart fuck up? I know. Like our course here at Palmetta, it's like they have these stupid ass post at 50 yards. And it's like the COVID, you got to wear a mask at 5 o'clock today or whatever. Like, okay, COVID wasn't around at 459. The fucking 50 yards away from the green, what's the difference between 50 yards from the green and one yards from the green? Who gives the fuck where you drive?

Just drive up to the green. I don't care where you drive. Just don't drive all the green. I don't care. Stay out of the bunkers. Stay off the green. Drive where the fuck you want. Because if you had to come up with your own golf course from beginning to end, it was the Kevin Kisner Golf Resort.

How would you do it? Starting with the course. What kind of course would you put there? Like the style of course. Just style of course, like the rules, like the feeling. I'm not a big rule guy, man. I don't like rules. But I don't like dicks either.

So that's tough. So basically my number one rule would be if you're a dick, you're out. treat me or my staff like like shit you're out it's basically all you're right now I'm going to write you down rule one I think don't be a dick I mean that's pretty much a universal way to get who you want in the place right

if you're a dick you're out yep Kisner Golf Club there's a place in Jersey called due process not play there once or twice and their only rule I believe is fuck in or fuck off so it's either just have as much fun as you want If you're going to be a dick about it, you're going to be screaming on your phone. Just never come back. And I think it's one of the best rules you're going to have.

All right, kids. Rule two, carts anywhere but bunkers and on the green. Yeah, you can park it on the fringe. Okay. It doesn't matter where you park. Right. They literally drive tractors on the fucking green to mow them. That drives me crazy.

That drives me crazy. And I understand that when you have a bunch of people at a public golf course, I get it when they put those regulator things on where you can't go into the high grass because they don't want everyone going to the high grass. But when I just watch like the super drive wherever he wants, like in the biggest tractor fucking cart, he's got this dogs running around taking shit all over the golf course. Like I have to bat. You know when you get stuck on one of those carts, you got to back up slow.

It's the worst shit. Whoever been to that should be shocked. It's insane. If you don't trust this enough to be civilized human beings on this golf course, you shouldn't have carts in the first place. Like if, if you don't trust me to drive this thing where I need to drive it, then why are you giving it to me at all? You know what I mean? It's crazy that I have to have these bumpers on here. And then you have to go in reverse in one mile an hour to get back to the nightmare. And then everybody too is an idiot when it comes to go in a reverse. So now you're just

like, you're just like digging it in circles in the area you're not supposed to be going one mile an hour. It's like, dude, if you were just let me go forward at 20 miles an hour, we would have been out of this mess 10 minutes ago. it's so true the cart rules in golf are so bad what else are we what else we put in the in the kisner golf resort um you keep calling a resort because i know you're going to have like a bar there you're going to have well there's going to be a lot of comfort stations have y'all ever played like discovery properties oh yeah i got troubadour yeah troubadour those places that you know we're going to have those but we're going to do them every three holes okay because who wants to wait on a car

cart person to come bring me a beer when I can just get a beer right here comfort station every three holes I love it and you know how PC the world's gotten is I just said cart person because I could not believe that you just said that was shocking very progressive of you Kevin yeah am I going to get canceled if I say cart girl like how fucked up is that you're so out trouble for saying you it was almost the way you did it you know what I mean like it was so obvious when you corrected yourself that you drew so much more attention to it being possibly wrong that you're like cart person i don't know what i don't say i don't say i mean yeah i think it would sorry you're canceled sorry that's it yeah i remember the good old days when we just got to sit on here and shoot the shit and not worry about anything now we're all doing around all over the place yeah it's like what the fuck is the world become um um comfort station every three holes, carts anywhere you want, except for the greens, obviously.

What style? What style, of course, would you like, would you hire, you know, to architect, what kind of architect or what would you try to do in terms of study more like Donald Ross? Or is it more like Reese John? Like, what are you looking at? I do all one cut. I would probably use Gil Hans, but I would probably be super involved in it. So I'd want like rolling terrain fast Australian type golf like Melbourne where the one of the presidents go at Melbourne. Yeah. So I think that's like the sickest shit ever when the same cut goes into the bunkers. I think that's so badass.

Yeah. And then I would do. But you got to have green complexes that you can use the speed of the greens to be the defense. So I love I love like contours being the defense not really rough. I think rough's stupid. Like hey, you hit your ball one foot left of where you're looking or like left of me hitting a six iron on the green. Now I've got to lay up.

That's fucking stupid. Like just let me hit my ball up there near the green and then figure it out. I like all the defense to be around the greens. Isn't that how Austin plays usually? Yeah, very much. They have rough, but you don't really hit it in it. It's not like it's super narrow.

So, like, I don't mind. I don't mind rough, like, last week where you don't know if your nine iron is going to go 200 yards or 100 yards. I think that's pretty cool. But the auto chip-out shit, like, it's just so boring. Nobody wants to play it. So, of course, like St. Andrews, the Open next year, something that really gets you jacked up. I love it. Yeah.

That's probably my favorite one. It's really easy course with no win. That's what's crazy. And then all of a sudden, wind blows 30 and you can't finish. Wow. Well, keep those. You literally hit lob wedge and drive greens the whole front knife. And then just like, all right, boys, here you go.

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Is he gulps? It felt obvious. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What did you think of Royal St. George's? Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. The whole, like, protocol and COVID stuff was a little bit over there. the top over there but it's all good that was the highest i've ever heard your voice i felt like a lot

pretty good it's pretty good love that course i really that course that's great i go next year play again got a lot of shit on the internet yeah it did it wasn't received well i didn't think it showed great on tv like it just didn't look it didn't look like a cool like classic links course i mean i i heard the towns cool people whatever great but i heard uh it it felt like every hole you saw was like 500 yards on either side of it separated from the next hole and there was all this weird like space and it just looked

for Link's golf I don't know it looked really different and kind of weird compared to a lot of the other courses. Well, it's in England compared to Scotland. A little different. I think I think I think it's in the UK. Same shit. It's like the

chick the chick on my flight home brought me a tray of food and i go no fucking chance i'm so tired of eating y'all's food i will just starve she's like you don't want anything i'm like no get that fucking awful beef and beans away from me or whatever the fuck that is um anyway the golf course yeah yeah okay i don't know i shot like 80 on the third day and i was pretty over it probably from watching phil shoot a million the first two that was pretty good. Yeah. Well, when you finish 73rd, you're not like that excited about it.

I like Sedgfield Country Club. Yeah, I bet you do. You want to go play it sometime. Just let me know I can get you on. I'll play it. I bet it looks pretty sick. I want to try to hit that shot on the downslope where we almost lost Dewey and where you did the leg kick on 18.

How much are you going to carry me at the classic? Because I'm going to be in awful shape. I think I'm going to be in better shape. We're playing We're playing Oakmont together the day before. I know, but you're used to being shitty at golf and playing hungover. I'm not. It's true.

What's your handicap coming in at? I think he said I'm a plus eight or some shit. Actually, my team was looking it up. You keep a handicap, don't you? No. I thought somebody found it that you had a handicap. But yeah, I think you're a plus eight. That's what I think you are.

That's fine. It doesn't really matter. As long as I don't have to make a birdie for a net bar, we're good. Right. Because you're going to be plus eight. You go to plus four, 50% handicap. So the whole field will basically be getting four more shots that they would have gotten. Yeah, we're going to fuck a steamroll them.

I'll make six birdies and you make six net bars. We shoot minus 12 in this fucking nine-nine nets. we go to Pinehurst when's that it's the second week in November yeah I'm gonna be out on that we'll cross that bridge where we come to it

a lot of pub around this match tomorrow during the practice around the Northern Trust we're going to be there it's Phil Mickelson and Joel Damon versus Keith Mitchell and Mary Higgs I think 10 a.m. Is that is that 10 a.m.

Damn, I'm not even leaving Aiken by then. What do you think about a match like that? Who do you think's got the upper hand? Hard to say. Who's on teams again? Joel and Phil. Yep. Against Harry and who, Keith?

Yep. It all depends on how Phil's the wild card. He can shoot 90 or 60. You never know. That's so true. In a setting like that, isn't he just so, in though, or like money's flying around and guys are chirping each other. Isn't that when Phil's like at his best out there? Yeah, he loves that. He thinks he has a great

shit talking game, but he doesn't. And so that's why he doesn't like to play with me on Tuesday because I just put him in his place. In fact, I got a text on my phone. I should screenshot and send it to you about him saying, like, you always have the last word or something like that. Yeah, I'd put you up there You're pretty fucking annoying to play with for sure Well, you were saying during that The last match You had tweeted that you

They should give you a mic And we fully agree with that Because that would make it far more entertaining On tour? Yeah Or no, anytime I guess Yeah I'd be scared to death of the things I said on tour

No we were talking about during the televised match Like the Bryson one Yeah Oh God, I can handle that. I just meant like if I had a mic wearing like while I was competing, there's no telling the things I say. No, yeah, no. Well, that would be great too, but you, I think during a match would be even better. Like the capital one match? Yeah. Well, they don't want like cool people, do they? Obviously, from who they're picking. I think you'd be, I think you could hold off from getting in trouble?

100%. all right am i going to get yelled at for this interview that i was supposed to be on for 20 minutes how long i've been on you're only going to be tapping that glass room you're only going to get in trouble from brit not from us we don't yeah should be all right my bottle's getting a little low we um you're not the you're not the first one this week hey y'all trying to take my boy pat ferez over huh let me take him over i love that guy you know he came up to me like two years ago and asked me to be on your podcast that's how it all started right he was like i want to be on that for play podcast and i was like riggs will love you i'll set y'all up on text blah blah blah

and then uh what do you do a podcast recently yeah just on thursday he was on for two hours and 40 minutes yeah so my social's blowing up that y'all just ditched me and pat perez was the new foreplay guy I was like, it's all good, guys. I'm not territorial of it. It's all good. And then you went out and won. So clearly, you are, you know, there's some, that might have been the motivation behind it.

Some people are saying. Yeah, Pat. Fucking win one, bitch. I mean, you guys are both, both very similar in the fact that you don't give a fuck and you just say what you want and you're both regular dudes. But I've never quite met anyone like Pat Perez. He's like 100 miles an hour all the time, man. He's got such crazy, crazy.

like beliefs and thoughts, especially within the golf world, and he'll just let you know. It's crazy. He's an interesting human, but he's yours as a sweetheart. He's the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. Like if you're on the wrong side of him, I feel like it's a problem. Like he doesn't like...

Big problem. You don't want to be on the wrong side. Yeah. Right, but we're on the right side and we went to... He had us over for dinner after we beat him in our four-month-scramp. It was amazing. He is a sweetheart. You're right.

He's almost like a, not a giant, but he comes off like gentle giant because he is like he is like bombastic and loud but he's just so kind it's like i can't think of that many people outside of clearly rory sabatini that are on like his negative side oh here you know that was coming hi brittany no no she just wanted the wine she said oh yeah we give her the wine give me the wine and also one kid's waiting on a that y'all finish your work One kid's waiting on a good night kiss. Oh, boy.

That's all good. Good father right there. She said, You said, y'all just do your thing. You said you finish your work. She understands that we're grinding right now. Yeah,

we're fucking killing it, man. So would you actually think of our boy, Trent, here? I know you congratulated him, but breaking 100. Massive milestone. I told J.T., I think he texts you. or something to Trent and said, all right, Trent, like, legit, we got to get this done.

Well, like, seven or eight to go or whatever, on your seventh try or something. Yeah. And I said, dude, if it comes down to it, if you keep recording these fucking things, I'm just going to fly out there and ride around with it and show them how to break 100. Like, no, Trent, it's your fucking seven iron here. No, Trent. Chip it over there. Okay, we're done with this hole.

You shot 98. Let's go. He was like, all right, please do that. So people will quit fucking tweeting me. Right, because Tilleri, he's the sweetest man in the world, but I can pick up, he really is, but I could pick up on every time I would FaceTime him after I failed, he would be upset because he knew that I wasn't practicing enough. He was like, you got to stop being out on the golf course and playing. You need to be practicing at 5 iron. You need to be like actually putting in the work.

And at one point, I wasn't. And then once I started to do that, it actually happened. But when I was just playing round after round after round, he was like, he's never going to get this done. he never practices. You can't just show up and all of a sudden lose 12 strokes, strength. Right. Which is something I learned the hard way. And then once I started practicing, believe it or not, things got a lot easier and I played a lot better and I made it happen. Exactly. He's a sweet boy. I'm glad you picked him of all your people. I really do. Y'all be like best buddies for life. Could there be a better match? Could there possibly be a better match in

those two? Like they're the perfect ying and yang of each other. They're going to be best friends for life. Breaking 90. What's the first thing, what's the first thing Trent needs to work on? So Trent, he was at Greensboro, watching me hit balls and telling me

how he was going to schedule you, come back down for some golf camp. I was like, fucking, no, you worry about Trent? We're trying to win on tour. Do breaking 90s going to be a real.

Like a slice of my five iron, pro. Breaking 90 is important, man. That's like now we're starting to get to real numbers. If Trent starts to put up like an 88, 87. Now we're playing some golf.

So, so what do you think? I don't know how much you've seen of Trent in these videos, but what's the, what's like the major thing that he would need to work on to get into the 80s now? Because that's a whole other level. The whole thing is around the greens. Yeah, like he hits it plenty fine. The only thing I see is you act like a pussy. Mm-hmm.

And then you can't chip and putt. Like, if you just didn't three putt, I'm so bad around around the that's 100% right and how many times that I get that video of you telling JT that the only thing you don't need help with was your buddy

that wasn't that wasn't a joke that wasn't anything I was so confident that day at Kuskewilling we're around he was like all right what do you think we need to work on and I was like well I know the one thing we don't need to work on and then I we went to fucking Brookville and I maybe hit

a hundred puts which is as bad as it's ever been really really good no you're right around the greens is is where I need to work put in the most work through the 95

if you only had if you only two putted every green right that's what I tell every amateur group I play with in front so when they run

out there and they got 20 minutes before they play they all go out there and chunk three wedges grab a seven iron and hit maybe one good and then hit six drivers and go to the T

and then we get on the first hole and they hit the green or got there in three and then three putt and then bitch about their double i'm like how many push do you hit four we t off zero i'm like oh really well you know that you're gonna put as much as you're going to hit all the other shots throughout the day right right you want to tell what you want to tell you know i'm good i'm fine i don't want to talk about it 30 times throughout the day you're going to box me for that all the time he's like i see on the range So hard for this.

Stripe a seven iron, stripe a five iron. You say like, we're good. And then you go miss like 12, four footers in one round. Right. Miserable.

As you say, it's just insane. Like, people, obviously putty's not fun. It's not as fun as hitting balls. But my God, it counts the same. I will say,

I just got a good tip of holding a putter, like you're holding a baby bird. And that's taking some of the stress out of it, which I like. Okay. Just take your thumbs off. I'm going to work with a tip I got I'm I'm

the same fucking concept you weirdo I mean I'd be taking putting lessons from kids right now 100% but like I you know I don't want to jump too far ahead I just got this one tip and it works

take your thumbs off you hold it like a baby bird I love when you put on those like moon shoe things that you walk around on I didn't use those in a while I didn't get that back well whatever you did this week work metronome was this week 67 beats you used that for chipping too

you change the you change the uh b 67's chip too I'm pretty sure I don't know I have my shipping coach for that I think I'm drinking too much cheers you just champ champ champ champ champ I know but I kind of stuttered over the chipping coach so I thought I was maybe getting a thick tongue

and then you just went straight for the glass of wine yeah Trent where do you think you need the most work here is it chipping Trent um no I think it's putting putting yeah

dude when he shot the 95 he made two eights and two sevens and the majority of those were around the greens and that's an 88 if you just play like competent yeah yeah the putting I still don't totally know what I'm doing on the greens first hole

Frankie in that fancy ass office you got there you got a ball you have a ball do I have a golf ball or any ball football baseball baseball we got some not in this exact room I can go get one why what are we trying to do I was just going to prove to

Trent that he could be a good putter oh I mean I go get you a ball I wouldn't enjoy as a member of the show to watch that right now there's got to be maybe in the maybe in the yeah maybe other studio I would love to learn how to be a better putter right now.

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I keep seeing his name pop up on the bottom, but why doesn't Jake say hello to me, you asshole? Turn that mic on. Here we go. Hey, Kevin. Hi, Jake. How do you feel about Alabama football?

I feel pretty good because your quarterback has the worst mustache in the world. So mustaches declare if you can throw a football or not? Yeah, I don't think J.T. Daniels has worked anything. I think Bryce, not enough people are talking about Bryce Young. And I talked to Jay to him. A million dollars before he's ever thrown a college pass. Well, he has thrown college passes. And so is your boy and your boy sunk.

He got a $7 million deal today, too, or a seven-figure deal. Really? Yeah, J.T. Daniels lands a seven-figure potential deal with some trading card company. Say that again. Did you say potential? Yeah. Well, no, that was seven hours ago, and now I'm looking at six hours, and he does sign the deal. Oh, shit.

Man, they're all going to act like their legs hurt. All right, kids, I got a ball here. All right. how far can y'all spread apart with us being able to see us see y'all um here yeah take that camera jake's gonna zoom it out yeah zoom it out there we go okay all right all right frankie go to the left like 10 more or three more feet okay all right frankie hold your hand up all right trin throw the ball into his hand so how the fuck do you not have touch i That's right, right? If I'm able to do that, I should be able to putt.

How can you not fucking roll a ball to a hole? You just threw a ball 12 feet away right to his hand. And now that there's just little fucking hole and you're holding this full hunk of metal, I can't just roll a ball over there near it. I get the point. I get the point that you're making, but it's not apples to apples. It's not, but it's close enough. It is.

You shoot a free throw? Yeah. Like you can get it within rain. when I see you hit a 30 foot or 20 feet by, I'm worried about you. Me too. Me too. That would be like you throwing that ball through the wall over there, right? No, you're right.

Imagine if you just, imagine if he said to you, throw that ball to Frankie's hand and you just slammed it through the wall. Through the window on to the street when he hits a put. On the streets of New York City He just broke the string of the fucking TV back there No, you're right That's how I have to think about it Because honestly, when I'm putting

I do not think about it that way I'm thinking, you're thinking about making the putt Right And we never want to think about making the putt We only want to think about speed I like it. God, that toss is so good You hit the paw on my hand I didn't have to move on my head

I mean, he killed it He just crow hops and throws it as hard as he can through the wall. He was like, yeah, I was trying to throw it to you. Literally, when his arm went back, I go, what do I say when he fucks this up? Okay. It is all about speed. Yeah, my speed on the greens is as bad as it can be.

You got to try not to make putts to make puts. That's interesting. Yeah. So you'll make more putts trying not to make them than you are trying to make it. Is that an amateur way of thinking? So as soon as I try to make a six footer, I'll knock it four feet by. That's for amateurs only. You don't think that way.

100%. I'm just trying to fucking get it up there near the hole. And if it goes in, it's unbelievable. That's so crazy to me. That's interesting. Like at what distance do you, does that go off? Like, obviously the four footer to win. Anything outside of four feet.

I'm just like, all right, get your speed right. You know basically it's going to break three or four inches. But if your speed's wrong, it's not going to break at all or it's going to break way too much. Wow. I love how you're in the first. pitch black dark now you started out I was just thinking that I need to turn these lights on it I hear I like too we can just hear like the crickets out in your

lawn yeah just welcome to the south boys you gotta go do you things oh yeah yeah I can but it's I mean you can go I was gonna go I was gonna go live tweet The Bachelorette the Bachelorette it's Bachelor in Paradise oh the Bachelor in Paradise and you gotta see this set they're building out here at Barstile Headcores you got 30 workers in the middle

of the main room just drilling in like what looks like a teaky hut and like if you don't go watch it yeah i'm not i'm not gonna recap it that well but i'm gonna i'm gonna you're 22 minutes late i'm a little late it's all right i really appreciate that you're skipping out on the bachelorette for me like i'm i feel like i'm the only guest in fourth plate history you would skip bachelor's for a hundred percent i think you know you you're coming off a huge win and i didn't want to be disrespectful to that win and and jump out of here but uh i am going to jump out of here now i think yeah go for it buddy

a lifeline. I'm going to jump out of here too. Yeah. Kevin, congratulations. Seriously. Love it. Love watching you guys. The whole team, Dewey, Till. I'm just, I'm really proud of you guys. Congratulations. Hey, when you're coming back to Cuskewilla, hit me up on Twitter since you don't have my phone number and let me know. I will. I hope you never get each other's phone numbers. It's always, I don't want. I think we're not going to now. I don't want it. He says, yeah, I don't want yours either. But I, I'm going to be going down there, hopefully sometime soon and it'd be a real shame if we ran into each other. Yeah, it would suck, wouldn't it?

It would. Maybe we'll have to go jump off that rock holding hands together. I'm in. All the way. Done. All right. Fucking put it. Book it.

All right. Congrats for that. You're in. See you. That's so good. So good. The rest of your team ever get like, like, um, golf camp. He's like, do we and Till are now, like, famous.

It's the rest of your team. Like, what the fuck? What the fuck? What do you mean? Just like, I don't know. Tom, like your boys. He, like, Tom.

Like, Tom. Yeah. Do we need to get Tom involved now? Old Tom. Oh, Tom. No, we're good, bud. Everybody's good. Life's good.

Definitely. Life is good. What are you going to do? When are y'all coming to Liberty tomorrow? We'll be there. Yeah, we got that for that match. We're going to go walk with those guys. Perfect.

I'll be there right after. that match you're on and walk with me oh yeah we'll see you amazingly we'll just see you tomorrow have you have you ever been to um i was wondering this have you ever been to the barstool office by the way no i was supposed to come that one time and then i bailed on you because i was in the city i was in the city with my daughter and we were like showing her around and i tried to come meet you and then like traffic was shitty and i just told the driver to take me back yeah that's right that's right. Well, yeah, I don't know if we can fit it in, probably not.

Maybe I'll do Dave's lesson in the office. There we go. What would you work on if you only had the office? Well, I mean, can y'all not have a simulator there? No. Jesus, Dave, get it together, bud. We got a five iron. We got that new, we have net returns, one of our new sponsors, hit into a net.

I don't need. as ADD as his ass is We don't need much time Listen man he's an athlete He's got the swing He just needs to get some swings in We'll get some swings in these next two weeks here Like I mean he's got the skill to be able to

Put it all together But can he put it all together is the thing we gotta work on Like 100% He's got to go play like three or four times before the match Like a Shinnecock he was like clearing from like the back tips Like 240 yard like marshy shitty area Is that he was he was he was Like, fucking fescue areas to hit the fucking fairways

And then on the greens he was drilling Yeah, but Frankie, it's easy when you know If I don't hit this one good, I have another one Totally. I agree. I also, man, I just can't picture Brooks going out there. I'm just fucking shooting an 85. It's crazy, man.

Crazy. It's not ambidectuous. He doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he'll, like, grow up a lefty. And if you played lefty and, like, trained or hits a balls for a little bit, a month or whatever. whatever what do you think you'd shoot 90 well i'm from 6500 yards i shoot 90 yeah i hit a seven iron like a hundred and forty five yards and you know like you're not you're not like

hosling them and like it's no i'll chunk this shit out of one and whatever but not if i'm competing i'm not going to do that that'd be stupid the other thing though it's just like how well all you guys get up and down like you're going to find a way to get up and down You talked about the first playoff hole. You're like, how the hell we all make part? It's like, you fucking guys are insane how good you guys are about just getting in the hole. So I think that ability of just knowing golf courses, knowing how to get the ball in the hole, is going to help Kepka a ton because mentally he's there.

And I'm sure he's still going to roll it really, really well. Yeah, I just don't want Dave to roll in thinking that the mental game is going to be the only ticket to the victory. No, we got it. There's only so much shit you can talk. And if your skills aren't up to par, then it's just, you're still going to lose. And I want Dave to beat his ass. I agree. I agree.

So I'm offering free help, Prez. Bring it on. It's a good offer. Frankie's probably on the text chain. Yeah, tonight or tomorrow. It's a fantastic offer. There's no way around it. We'll make it happen.

can you uh can we give them an adderall before we start so it'll stay on task for 30 minutes yeah i think because we're kind of regulating this i think we can whatever peds we need we can um totally it's fine we'll allow that yeah it's gonna be a scene out there it's gonna be so funny are you gonna go to the when is it when is the match september seven it's gonna be live streamed so everyone can be able to watch it. Damn, I should catty. I can't catty. Never mind.

Who's catting for Dave? I am. Holy shit. I got the staff bag. I'm getting the master's outfit. Who's catting for Brooks? Big Cat and PFT from part of my take. All right.

So I definitely want Dave to win that. Well, don't you, September 7th. I don't know what you got going on, but you should just come on our team then. It's my son's fourth birthday. It's my son's fourth birthday, September 7. Henry? Yeah. How's he doing?

Did I, did y'all see that video of Henry telling that joke on my personal Instagram? I don't think so. I got to send that shit me off. No, you got to send that to us. Henry stole the show at our, when we were, when we played with you. All right. Hopefully it goes through soon. I sent it you three.

But you know who I didn't send it to? Trent. Trent. You know why? Because you'll never get his number. I want you guys to like grind to be able to communicate. You know what I mean? I wanted to be like, like, fuck, we missed each other yesterday because I didn't check Twitter.

But next time you're in town, let me know. And then you're like, well, I did. Damn me, dog. Damn me. It just needs to be a grind. Like, it should never be easy. That's a fact. And that's how we're going to keep it.

It'll be all good. He's a freaking angel, though. Y'all can't ever hate all my boy Trent too much. He's the biggest angel. He's the nicest guy of all time. what a legend how good is that he's three years old

just acting like he can read because he can't read so he did that straight off of memory that's so good he's so good he should be on like his performance was electric the fact that he could come up

kids are amazing man him like being able to just come up with that knowing that's going to play. That's fantastic. I loved it. So he's turning four. September 7th. Are you guys throwing a play?

Not till that weekend. So I asked him today that my partner's at Chikora, where you went, Riggs, we have our big partners meeting on September 7th in a dove shoot. And I said, hey, buddy, you want to go with me to Chikora and pick up all the doves? after I shoot him and he's like, hell yeah, daddy. So we're going to dove hunt on his birthday. Nice.

Hope you guys, you know, see more doves than we saw ducks. I hope that's the case. I know. I think you're just bad luck. It's possible. Definitely possible. What else is going on, kids?

I got a pee. Yeah. All right. We can let you go. It's about it, man. I'm going to go to bed and wake up and take my daughter to school, and then I'm a flight of New York, pick Dewey up on the way. All right.

Tell Dewey hello for us. Send us. Yeah, capture that video of arrival. Capture something, him getting on the plane or just standing on the tarmac, confused or something. Just waving like Forrest Gump. I hope he's on the tarmac holding your golf bag, wave to you like Torres Gump as you arrived.

I don't even know where my clubs are, to be honest. I haven't seen them since I finished. I don't have them currently. So either he has them or they're in New York. That's amazing. Really? Yeah, I don't know where they are. You don't know where they are.

I literally don't have my clubs. Would you usually or typically have your clubs after a tournament? Or I'd give them to Ben Holka who drives our stuff from week to week. So I'm assuming Dewey went and packed all my shit and gave them to Hulkca, but I really don't know. What a surprise that would be tomorrow if you're all just going to be for your clubs. Still in Sexfield? Just sitting back. You know what?

We can do. We can get new ones. They hit the same. You could get a full new, if you showed up tomorrow or Wednesday and you had no clubs, they were stolen. You'd just get a whole new set out of the truck and you'd be fine. Like, nothing mattered? Yeah, when you hit the middle of the face and your club face is the square, they go straight. putter and everything that wouldn't bother you they can build a putter just like the same one

it's a good mindset pretty crazy that is crazy you wouldn't have like a i don't know you got to break them in type feel or anything yeah i know the only issue is the wedges because they're so new and crispy you'll be spinning the shit out of them yeah i hate when that happens to me do you ever take wedges and like take sandpaper to them and try to get that off or no no i just go in the bunker and whack like 20 bunker shots with them do you really yeah that's great because that grinds them down a little bit yeah just gets like that like you just don't want the the flight to change so when they're super spinning they don't go in the air they just go low and spinning so you want them to hit your window so you just whack few bunker shots and then do we

grinds off the sand and then they're ready to roll. Do you remember the goalie artist Irbe, anybody? No. He used to take his goalie pads and run him over with his truck to get like the fibers out of his goalie pad to get him like relaxed. Hell yeah. That's a big hockey guy move right there. Big hockey guy move.

Where are you staying, Briggs? Jersey City. Nice. Me too. We're probably not too far. Yeah, I'm at a hotel in Jersey City It looks like Last time we were there, kids We had dinner and Riggs passed out at the table

You remember that? Yeah, dude Yeah, you and I met that Riftop bar And then Riggs just couldn't make it He was just asleep at the table And they were like, you guys need to go We're fine, he'll wake up Do you remember how bad the service was at that restaurant?

You guys remember that? Yes, it took us outrageous It was Of course I fell asleep They wouldn't service our fucking food that was ridiculous he waited like I gotta go home

I gotta wake up soon and like prep for tomorrow like this is absurd we ordered like chicken somebody bring it out of the back it's like a chicken sandwich takes five minutes all right

let's do dinner tomorrow I'll see you all up there all right you come into Jersey Frankie you're staying out here yeah it just made sense let's go yeah kids

I bet we're really close to you There's like, I saw signs for like the parking for the tournament, like right next the hotel. Yeah, I'll be right there. I don't, I don't want to publicly announce where I'm staying on the foreplay podcast, but. I think I'm doing Jersey City. Ain't know how much fucking Montauk to Jersey City, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I think I may have to fly a helicopter or something. There's no way I can make that drive there and back.

Done. All right. Y'all line up dinner tomorrow. I'll see you in the afternoon. All right. Later, kids. Well done, kids. Good luck this week, buddy. Congrats, Kizzy.

Thank you, boys, for having me. Y'all be good. Thanks, brother. We'll see you tomorrow. All right. Sounds good. Yeah.