Fore Play - Lurch, Jersey Jerry & Co. From Wisconsin

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

Full squad live from Sand Valley including Lurch and Jersey Jerry. We review our first day at Sand Valley and talk about the state of our games, aliens, video game wars, Jerry and Robby Berger getting fired, and much more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, Rick! What's up, my brother? I got a buddy who struggles with that shot. A lot. His name's Frankie Burrilli. So the guys actually gave him a nickname of Butter Knives because he always knites and across the green.

Bro, 100. Now you've got to break 90. We appreciate what you guys do for golf. It's been really cool. Thank you. You're making it cool. we were you going to go. I was like, hey, Phil, you only fucking $29.99.

And he grabs 100. He's like, yeah, I won $90,000 a piece yesterday. He goes, take 100 and go fuck yourself. What? What are you that different? It's ain't a hobby. Foreplay presented by Barstool Sports, which is actually more true than it's ever been ever,

that we are presented by Barstall Sports, represented by Dave Portnoy. We're live from Wisconsin. We're here at Sand Valley. We're in this, I would say, unnecessarily amazing cottage that only has four bedrooms which should have like 11 overlooking this lake uh we're here at san vall we're filming a travel series we're filming probably six seven eight videos this week in three or four days we're going to be down to aaron hills

after this so we're fully immersed in wisconsin golf it's hot as fuck out here but windy today so it wasn't as bad as it could possibly be we got myself uh frank brelli the third trant ryan from cedar rapids iowa and lurch barstool is on the show That's right. Hello. This place is great. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you up.

Oh, high ceilings, beautiful city. High ceilings, beautiful players. This place is great. We did, this is our luck, pick the three hottest days

to be in Wisconsin. It's 96, 96, 96, 96, and on both ends, it's 82, 82. We just caught the hottest days in Wisconsin. And we left in front of that because you look just

hot and tired today on the video? Oh, well, that's, I don't need to get in front of that because that's just how I'm going to look on a hot day. But, yeah, I mean,

I struggled today. We, left New York it was like 72 degrees. It was beautiful. You were kind of sneaky sick today trip. You know, I don't want to get too much into it but I did play all right yeah. It was a little bit like a 2008 US open but people can watch a video when it comes out. My last laps to you to get you going? Yeah, it was fun. We had a good time. We did alternate shot. We did alternate shot.

We won't give away too much. No. We don't want to tease you too bad. Sand Valley is incredible. Sandy as fuck. No carts. That's something that we have to deal with. Something they didn't tell me until after we lay ended in Wisconsin. I had totally forgotten that the Kaiser resorts, which Sand Valley, band and Cabot, Mike Kaiser are all no carts.

And the ground's hard. It's just a hard walk. Like that's like we all, your strains were insane. I really are. I mean, that's, that's a walk.

That's a test of one man's will. And there's no, there's no escaping the sun once you're out there. It's just four to five hours of just complete beat down on the sun. Couple trees spring water in there, but largely 99.9% is.

And we're acting like this is like, I guess you could take the things that we're saying and almost say it's a bad experience. But it couldn't be. No, we had a great time out there. It is a phenomenal, phenomenal golf course. It is one of the best. Like, we played Sand Valley and we still have Mammoth Dunes and we have the Lido Golf Club coming up in the next two days. And I don't think I've ever played San Valley. And I don't think I've ever played a course where I felt better on the T just like mentally and visually.

I felt so comfortable. It's so satisfying looking out. seeing so much room left to right and a lot of like visual points. They're like, all right, there's that tree. And I can go 15 yards to 20 yards left of it. I can go 15 to 20 yards right of it. And I can just let this thing loose. Yeah, it's freeing out there.

Then actually, you got a good shout out because the drive that you hit today, 3.30 or whatever. Downwind. The greenskeeper was there when we were walking off. He was what a drive. Yeah. You were way down there. Yeah.

I mean, you get this hard pan sand belt type golf. course where it's like you're just going to go forever you get the wind at your back and if you just launch that thing up in the air rory mackerel style where he told us to hit up on the ball it's going to work and you know so kaiser mike kaiser who is the original backing and idea and visionary behind band and dunes in the mid-1990s his whole philosophy is obsessed with uh golf in the uk and scotland ireland lynx golf the origins of golf the whole way they operate the whole deal. And so he found Bandon Dunes. He found the property. He bought it in the main amazing discount. He hired David McLeod kid, the Scottish like 20 something year old with like a

Scottish father who was in golf architecture, whatever. They built the golf course. And they had, I believe their their belief was when they opened Bandon Dunes of like, if it doesn't do X amount of rounds or or revenue or whatever within the first year, the first three years, wherever it was, they were going to like shut it down and turn it into literally like a full on sheet. branch, which we all know the sheep branch. Now, the golf course, that was how little this concept was proven 25 years ago. Obviously, Bandon turned into the most profitable, amazing golf destination in America. And his whole goal, Mike Kaiser, is like he finds places that are sand-based, which is very rare in the United States of America. And sand-based means the water pretty much just seeps right through,

disappears. It remains firm no matter what, all the time. And it's a different style of golf, which we found today, which is where the golf ball just bounces, rolls, doesn't stop, which we're not used to in the U.S. especially for me, like in Missouri, Missouri is two rivers come together, the Missouri, Mississippi River. It's swampy in fucking clay base, which clay base, it just holds water. So it's just wet all the fucking time. And golf isn't that interesting in the St. Louis area for the most part because like the ball just plop. It's like, you know, we all hit drives that literally your ball is like three inches behind where it landed with a fucking driver.

Right. Like we're all used to that in the U.S. a lot. We've played a lot of courses that are like that. Kaiser, like, grinded his dick off. He's a billionaire. I think he, like, Hallmark cards or whatever it was, that he made a ton of money. I think he's like the Hallmark card guy. Hallmark holiday.

We should look that up, but I think he's like the Hallmark card. That's an American institution. Totally. Everybody knows Hallmark cards. Totally. He's giving cards to one another and this guy makes a billion. No way. Are you looking that up, Frank?

No. Okay. Just off in the clouds. I don't give off. No, no, no. The only reason is because you grabbed it as soon as we started talking about it. I didn't realize it was you're grabbing it out of boredom as opposed to looking at up. I was searching some shit.

That's unbelievable. And so his focus is like he wants to find places in America that are sand-based terrain because he finds it to be way more interesting, fun UK-style golf. In Sand Valley was one of them. There's a reason we're up here in Nacusa, Wisconsin, which is bumfuck. We flew into Madison and drove an hour. and a half north. Yeah.

That's insane. Nobody would do that ever. Why would you do that? Because he found this land up here that is just sand deep, you know, whatever it is, tens, tens of feet deep of fucking sand. And that's just it. It's just fucking sand. Sand valleys and whatever. And you can tell when you're out there that like the greens are firm, the runups are

firm. Like you hit a shot that lands like Frankie hit one on the second old today. That was like it landed short of the green. and goes 100 yards over the green. A little low and a little low. Totally, but like even normally that would catch some rough or, you know, plop around or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just a totally different style of golf. And it's fun, it's different. We don't get it in the States a lot. It reminds me of the sand belt in Australia and we were there. It reminds me of when we went over to Scotland. But it's fucking unique and it's different. And it's,

and it does wear on your fucking lower parts of your legs. Yeah, you can feel your feet. Like if you're coming to these properties, bring two pairs of shoes. Like you need it just for a, a little bit of comfort because that's the way I like think and feel them is just like in your feet like you know and with that guy who is it down in uh maybe Australia he was like oh you know he gets in a dozer and he feels it in his ass you know I feel like I you can feel it in your feet and it's just it's so hard and it's kind of unforgiving and it is lovely because it is it brings you almost outside of the U.S. or the traditional U.S. golf and you get it here locally and these properties in this place is just phenomenal. So we have Jersey Jerry. Jerry just sneezed and it echoed throughout the entire place.

Jerry, you still doing that fancy dress? I get on here. Real quick before Jerry joins. Mike Kaiser, American billionaire, Mike Kaiser has enough capital to plant a golf course pretty much anywhere in the world. He made his fortune in the greeting cards business selling cards made from recycled paper back in the 1970s

when that was a trendy thing to do. It's literally just fat people giving cards to somebody else. Why don't they got to be fat people? That's because that's American. Do you handwrite all of your greeting, like your... No, you go to the store and you go and you find something that's like... I've been pretty bad about like, I've got yelled at for multiple people in my life where I'll open up a gift card. Like I just know, like if I'm receiving it, I'll just open it up and see what's in there.

You don't even look at a card? I like, that's a little scummy. Well, just I know that they bought it and I'm like, you didn't write this. So it's like I have no, I have no reason to believe that any of this. Like you looked at my card. I did. And that was actually really good. But that's because I found a rare one as a Harry Potter card.

I put a lot into your wedding card that I get. gave to you and Hannah. I read it. No, he did. Oh, no, you wrote. No, he just wrote. I wrote Trent. You just wrote Trent on it.

Nothing else. Not Frankie. Nothing. He just wrote on the bottom, he wrote Trent. One of the early lessons I got was that getting a car, especially when you're young. You get like a $20 bill or whatever from your honor with a note. It was like when I was a kid, I just reached and grabbed the cash and be so pumped. My mom's like, you just have to read the card.

That's like what they care about. It's just like, don't reach for the cash. right away. Our presenting sponsor is Chevrolet, bowtie the whole deal, Chevy.com slash electric. Look, Chevy has over 1900 certified EV dealerships, over 5,550 EV trained technicians. We talk about technology in the future a lot on the show,

ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Pretty insane that Chevy has been making cars for 100 years, been doing the electric game for over a decade, and now they've got that much action and accessibility. It's impressive. Yeah, we're at the beginning of a crazy, crazy time in just humanity that we're like moving on to something like electric vehicles.

We're seeing this is a pretty important time in our lives. You're saying everybody's going to be Iron Man? Everybody's just battery power. We'll see. They're starting with Chevys. Right. I would love to be battery. We were from horses to cars and like fuel.

Yep. And now we're going to electric. It's the last big change. It was like people riding on people's backs or something. I don't even know. Carrying people. A lot of horses. Imagine if you were like high

status and everybody else had to put you and carry you and whatever those like well I always say this about invention. That definitely happened. It definitely did. As we progress, as we proceed. Getting things to be invented has to be way more difficult because of millions and billions of things have already been invented.

Think about how impressive it was to come up with the wheel at that point. It changed the course of humanity forever. They were like, we can't keep carrying this stuff. We have to roll these things and we're going to make this round thing that can go on these little easels and whatever, these axes and we're just going to push it. That was insane. And now to be impressive, you have to like get rid of fuel, which was insanely impressive to come

up with that with fossil fuels. It's literally from dinosaurs dripping into the ground that you have to just get these fuels. Right? Is that true? Essentially. Yes. Right. It is true.

Close enough. I mean, it's gas, but like it's oil. Yeah. Pilot today said after our plane was late. that he was going to burn some extra dinosaurs to try to make up time in the flight. That's how it happens. Wow. Dead, dead dinosaurs.

Fossils. It's going to be dead people, you know, something. Anyway, we went from that. You never knew that. That's why it's called a fossil fuel. I mean, I kind of guess, but like, this is eye opening right now. If you watch one of those, like, um, cartoons that, like, show it, it'll show it draining into a little pool and then they get it and they put it in barrels.

It's nuts. We went from that to now. It's battery powered and it's electric and it's like, how are we seeing that now? We're in the precipice of it. You also have less maintenance. Oh, yeah. Electric vehicles. But if you need maintenance on your Chevy EV, they have technicians that are EV certified.

So you're in a good place. The nationwide dealers should be okay over there, Lurch, after this revelation. Yeah, I'm great. I mean, it's just like, it's crazy. It's an eye opener. It is for sure. Now I'm thinking like we're charging these batteries. We're basically recreating fossil fuels, be able to recharge that.

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Got a good sneeze, by the way. Yeah. What are you doing, brother? I was holding it in for like five minutes. Thanks for driving up here. Yeah, long drive. So you came from Chicago. Yeah.

That's your new home. Yep. How's that going? Miserable. I mean, everything's expensive. That's the problem. You miss Jersey? I don't miss it.

I just, I didn't understand how expensive a house could be. So I'm pissed broke. I have no money. You look broke because you're doing the nervous itch behind you. Oh, it's so broke. Trying to pull it just, oh, God. Are you outside the city? Are you, like, in the city?

I'm in the suburbs. I'm like 45 minutes away from the city. Okay. Not as far as Brandon Walker, but far. So you're going to drive every day? Train. No, there's a train. like two-minute walk from my house.

I'm gonna walk I heard driving like two hours each way. Why? Yeah, he is as far. He thinks it's an hour, but it's not. It's not. No.

Because Chicago traffic's real too. Yeah, it's bad. It slows down fast. The worst drivers, I would say, I've ever encountered a Chicago. Really? And it's very surprising because you wouldn't think.

Midwest. People are nice for the most part. Whatever. People in Chicago, I live there for three years. People in Chicago are the worst drivers. on earth. Downtown or any like everywhere.

Really? On the highways they rip and it's irresponsible and they're I would argue you're a horrible driver. What? I would. You're the worst driver. You know no, no, no. Don't look at the road.

You're 10 and two and you're so nervous. You're like ready to make a mistake. No, I'm responsible. No, no, you're so nervous. You're the worst driver I think I've ever encountered. Jerry, we'll be driving. Lurch. You're up.

Dude, full control. We'll have a Chevy Tahoe and he'll be driving here. He looks back to have a conversation. He wants to make eye contact. Yeah, I like making eye contact guy. He's a big eye contact guy. It doesn't really work when you're merging off the highway into an exit. I remember we were whipping through the hills of Oregon after our band trip.

We're going to the University of Oregon. Yeah. And he was looking back having full conversation with people. I've often blamed to you for feeding it, feeding into him. I wouldn't do it. You'll make eye contact with him and he loves it. You'll be like, oh, really? And he's looking at you.

I'm like, don't even look at it. I'm not going to look at him when he's looking back and No, no, he's driving a car. I think we were leaving Aaron Hills or something one time, big suburban. And I was talking to somebody over on my right. And then there was a car ahead. I was like, I think I'm going to pass this guy. And then Frankie, like, blew a gas kid that I was going to go like 85 in a single lane that could maybe a little bit see over the hill.

The passing is tough. The passing. I'm not, I'm not a passing state. Got to look at the lines. When it's a dashed line, you can cross. Is that true? Yeah. When it's a solid line, you're not supposed to.

When and then if it's dashed on your side and solid, you can crash. Yeah. Me and John Kelly had an aggressive one yesterday because we're in a mini-van. Who was driving? Me. We can get a review of my driving. I thought my driver was pretty good. Yeah, I didn't, I mean, I didn't notice it.

It's kind of tentative though, right? I don't notice anything wrong with you. But I would argue tentative is the favorable side. Alert. Is alert. Yeah. Nervous people like the guy that dropped the air pod in the famous Dragon Pizza video. Yeah.

Nervous people make mistakes. And yeah, I think you're a little nervy on the road. It's very funny. You haven't seen that video go watch it. The guy drops his aeronautia. The Dragon Pizza Review. Are you signing Dom of the Year? No, no.

I think this guy wants too much money. I think the fame has got to him already. I mean, he's at his peak in terms of like popularity. Oh, yeah. He wants the big bag. He'll be a nobody in probably another three days. Frater of what we're talking about, Dave Portnoy, obviously, had the greatest pizza review that he's had in

years it felt like i mean just a uh it it stops you in your track pizza review every single one is incredible he has crazy amount of views on youtube which which if you look at dave's pizza reviews on youtube they average like i wouldn't look after you told me yeah they average like 300 to 400 000 every day every single day that's crazy we're out here grinding for views on youtube this guy's crushing us he's is wrong he's a social media he goes out there you got to go watch the dragon pizza review the dumbest person on the planet slice of pizza and this guy gets It's unbelievable. He's unbelievable with that shit.

Nobody else can do that. He's a talent. And then Dom of the year was in it. Jerry was going to fucking sign him, but it looks like that's not happening. No, I mean, he's asking, what venues can I book for him? Is this going to be salary or is he going to get paid per shelf? Good for him, though. You can monetize on Twitter.

You got to shoot for the stars. Yeah. I want to talk to you about like, you know, you're here for a golf trip. And I feel like we have to introduce you to our golf world right now, right? Like this is Jersey Jerry is diving deep into golf, I feel like. When did the start? You got the bug this year last year? Last year.

I played like 20-something times last year. Wow, that's a good amount. Yeah, I think I played like 24, 25 times last year. And I just felt like every time I went out, I would get a little bit, a little bit, little bit better. And then this year I started off almost every day I was golfing and just not going into Barcelona. I was just golf. Yeah, you go. And then.

Same. Yeah. Like, I'd rather do that. But, no, I just, I know I'm watching it more. You know what I mean? Did you play growing up at all? No. You just picked up your first club last year.

Last year I picked it up. That's amazing. Because you're pretty fucking good for playing in one year. Yeah, one year. So this is, this will be going into my second. That's pretty impressive. So I thought you just started out because, like, I thought would you release a hysterical video? And if you haven't seen it, it's like seven minutes long when you're in the parking lot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was one of your first five times out on a golf course. Yeah, no. He's still getting acclimated to the golf culture. Yeah, I don't understand everything yet. Like right now, this is his first ever golf resort you've been at,

Sand Valley. Pinehurst. Oh, you've been to Pinehurst. Yeah. We went to the thing there. But I would say you're like, your style and mantra is pretty golf like culture adverse.

Generally. Yeah, I'd say so. I'd agree. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. In a good way. Yeah.

You're Steelers, you know, you're just it's a little different what's the strong part of the game i don't know what do you think frank he can hit up the tea you drive it pretty good he can connect for sure and he does have like he has touch that'll shock you like you'll say jerry we need to hit this thing 50 yards and just get on the front of the green and he can chip it up there like yeah he's i saw you run once or twice and yeah no i can't run okay but i i don't understand the yardage yet i don't understand what i hit like i don't know how far i hit my seven no i don't know how far in any club

So when people tell me, hey, Jerry, front of the pin, 120 yards. I don't know. It's a full-time line now. Well, for the, Frank, there's front of the pin. There's no back of the pen. It's just not, you know, that drove it be crazy. Oh, clearly. You let it like on the video, you blew a gasket.

I did. Front of the pin. Yeah, well. It's a round pin. That's what I understand yet. If the pin is right here. But like the back part of the pin is maybe two inches farther than the front. You're just, you're confusing the word green and pin, right?

Right. The pin is a flat. Or something like that. Pin is the flag. I know that. I'm sorry, how can there be in front of the bat? So when you guys say, you guys say front of the green. Yeah.

Cause the pin is never really in the front. No, the pins are all in. Because if you carry it onto the front, you're at least landing it on the green. And now if a green storm, it might bounce into the middle of the green. So you just want to know how far it is to the front. You should be able to.

So you can cover all the bullshit that's shorter. Gotcha. Yeah. What I was going to say is we can attack this guy. He's new to golf. Oh, 100%. You know, we got to take him easy. We're going to take it easy.

We talked about that on the podcast the other day where it was like we got these people who try to join them, these groups. Yeah. We just got to acclimate him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get them. Twittering him right now.

A little bit in person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get there. I love it. I'm excited. I love him being confused about it. Yeah.

It's like you're, you're, I get to watch Jerry like experience things that for us are very mundane and normal. Like, oh, that's the front of the green. And he's still figuring that out. And that's like fun to watch a guy. Yeah. It's almost like you're getting your legs under you. Yeah. You're like baby deer.

Talking about the sand, I don't know what the difference is. No. To be honest, I didn't really know about that. I didn't know I understand that. Sand and what? It's good to know. Clay, sand, like all the bases. I mean, you can fucking lose your mind with all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's interesting. Bench grass, Kukuya, it's nuts. You get that from raising. Then they're talking to me about one of your guys reached out. It's like you want a 56, 60. I was like, whatever one goes higher.

You know what I mean? That would be the 60. 60. Yeah. You're going to love the 60. Now you know. So then you just, you quickly,

that's the 60. I love it. I think, I think, you can get like a 70, you know, you can really open it up. Yeah.

What's the other way? How is it go? I think there's a 72. There's no 72. Somebody's making 72. You basically flat. Yeah, it's basically a flat club.

That makes a fun club. Really. Yeah. Somebody's out there. I don't know who it is, but somebody makes it 70s. My dad's got this thing. It's obviously,

it's not tailor made, but I don't think they'll care. It's called the, it's called the spin doctor. It's an illegal golf club. Oh, really? Yeah, the wedges have plastic grooves on them.

And when you hit the ball, it hits the back of the green and zips to the hole. Like you've never seen before. It rips the ball in half. It's crazy. So the other day, we were playing, and he's in the rough,

and we're playing like a match, and he's in the rough on another hole. He pulled it onto, like, nine. We're on 18. And we're all watching him, like, I was going to be impossible, short-sided pin. This guy is he's like a clown show.

There's no chance. And he hits it out of the road. rough onto the green and it stops right on the stick and everyone on the green's like what the fuck it's it's things that you've never seen before it's because it's illegal yeah it's cheating yeah i also don't know where to hit the golf ball so tell i don't know what like what do you mean okay so you know how you have the club right i do where do you where do you want the club to touch the the ball yeah center of the club face like you mean like like actual impact i really don't know either so you pretty much

For my understanding, I'm not capable of doing. I just get down on it and it goes out. I have no idea. I asked the other day, what do you look at any put? Do you actually like zone in on the ball? All right, go ahead.

Get answers. Well, I would say in my theory, if we had like an iron, but you would want it, if you have an iron, you want the golf ball to hit slightly inside, but in the middle.

Do you know what I'm saying? So you took the geometric center of the face from left to right. I think you want it slightly towards the hazel. But in the middle. And a little bit above the first. groove. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think the question I don't know might unravel my golf game because we've got Dan Rappaport just standing there you're on the podcast. Wow.

You're allowed to come over here. We've got a huge squad. A huge squad. Alex Bush, that little bitch is back there too. Get up here. Come up here for a second. What's with this guy's voice. Does Dan Rapport never have a very weak voice? I think we should actually I think we should eat our food. Sand, we have we have an incredible dinner that just got brought here. I think we should eat enjoy and then come back and finish the podcast what do you guys think about that that's great yeah all right we'll be right back we'll be right we'll be right we'll be right back for us golf is simple it's a chance to get out have some fun with our friends inevitably little things have a way of ruining it that's true we saw it today bunkers heat wind your own i don't know lack of ability

could get in the way perhaps stamina stamina stamina was a big amount hunger always you know it's really nice to get you over the edge to really get you going get the energy up fireball whiskey boys oh yeah number one birdie shot oh we had quite a today we had quite a few we had quite a few fireballs out there today it was fun a couple warm ones which i was not prepared for that was my bad yep i mean we had a good hole and he's like let's celebrate and he handed me one it didn't feel too warm for some reason i think i had a glove on i had my golf glove on and i rip it open and i i guzzled it like it was going to be the coldest drink of all time And it was burning hot. It probably felt good after a little, though.

It definitely got the job done. Yeah. I said right after I go, I didn't want to tell you before. And he was not happening. Burned my lips. Like, because Riggs would have known. Riggs took him out of his banner in his hand. It was like, oh, these are just lukewarm.

Yeah. And he was like, you go, Brett. They weren't. They were refreshing fireball. The only thing, the only saving grace from it was that I did the same fireball shot. Yeah. Fireball is all about helping you push away of all.

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We had those in our golf bags today. They're hilarious. It is literally a golf club filled with Fireball nips. That's the Birdie Shot Club from Fireball. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're back. We just had a delicious dinner. I got to say, I have to rate my dinner 9.1. Why 9.1?

It was really good. I think it's solid. For a delivery dinner? The steaks were phenomenal. Oh, here we have even more. Jerry, you've got some food behind you. We don't want you to leave just yet. You don't want you to leave you.

He's getting all excited. What's the last time you ate? Jerry, what's the last time you ate? Jerry, when's the last time you ate? This morning. Yeah, wow, that's a long day. We got to get some meat in this guy. So you drove up three and a half hours from Chicago?

Yeah. And you hate Chicago so far. I don't hate Chicago. I, how do I say this? Costs much. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, similar. but it's a big difference. One thing I will say about where I live is just all old people.

There's no young people where I live in your neighborhood. None. You were expecting that? No, they're all like just like rich white women, old women. Yeah, I mean, you're moving into the suburbs. It's like all like established families and older people. Yeah. Like my look at, I dealt with the same thing with art.

Any old? No, none. None. They all look terrible. None? Everybody looks bad. Not a cutie? No, not one.

I dealt with that when I got my house on Long Island. I'm like, oh, we're going to move out. We're going to have all these young families next us. I'm going to be friends with the guy next door. I'm going to have beers of them. The guy next door comes out. He's got like a little, his tits fall out of his, his little, like, tank top. And he just sprays our side of the fucking.

Is that why you got in shape because he didn't like his old tits? I don't like looking at his tits. And it's like looking into the future, honestly. I'm wondering if that's why you've toned it up. But if our leaves go over to his side, he blows him back on. It's just he's a problem. Oh, no way. fights are legit.

No way. People spray and leaves. He sends a leaves back. One time I didn't realize because we travel so much that my sprinkler system, one of the heads wasn't popping up. So all the water's coming into it. And it was kind of flooding. And it flooded like the entrance to his driveway.

It went all the way down my driveway, down the street and into his driveway. And he came over and he's like looking at me with both his arms up being like, what is this? He's like, it's been like, it's been like, I haven't been home. He's like, you got to get this shit figured out. I'm like, because he didn't want to drive over it. Yeah. Like your tires are wet.

Are you guys good neighbors? Or like, my neighbors are great. No, no, are you a good neighbor? I got one set of really good neighbors. No,

no, are you a good neighbor? Or you think, what's your neighborly flaw? Like, you know what I mean? If the other neighbors is talking about you,

Frank. We put a lot of garbage out on the street. I will say, I think pound for pound, I get the most cardboard in America. Okay. I swear to God, with the amount of boxes we get.

You wouldn't fucking believe how much cardboard I get. And I try and do the right thing. I cut it up. I even fucking, I even tie it up sometimes for the garbage men. But sometimes it becomes out of control. And I know my neighbors hate what it looks like on the street.

So have I told you guys this? Sorry, Dan. By the way, we got six people on the show. It's most of you ever had. So with the, do a raising hand system. At my,

uh, yeah, we do. At my Pinehurst pad, we, the, the village of Pinehurst, the people were so into the HOA situation that they're,

I'm never there, obviously. Oh my God. That looks insane. Jerry. Just can deliver the steak to Jerry. Straight of a fork and a knife buried in the steak. Go ahead and eat that.

Treat yourself. The locals there became apparently as a Facebook group emerged and there's a Facebook group around the village partners. Anyways, my trash because it's trash comes every Wednesday. I'm never there. This rentals or people go by. Trash cans would go out and then they just wouldn't get brought in for days in a time. And apparently it drives the locals insane.

And the locals took to. two uh i can't do put the mic put the mic down let this dude eat we got six people right now oh my gosh

okay so we use we have a simply safe security cameras one of the locals has turned into a vigilante and has taken

the trash cans that are in the end of my driveway take them out on Wednesday morning like the cleaning folks or whoever's staying there, we always send them a note. Like, can you please take the trash out Wednesday morning, take it out Wednesday morning. Well, the trash cans would stay there for days at a time because nobody would come in until they checked in on Sunday, whatever, Friday. So, well, vigilante has decided to take the trash cans and he puts them in just problematic places.

And we have it on footage. He's out to get you. I have screenshots of, he grabs your trash can and puts them on the porch. So, like, the porch right in front of the front door. Just the worst. There's just a big screenshot of the guy just putting all of my trash cans on the front. He wants to smell a child. And he'll put him on like the back patio.

And so like, this guy stinks. Yeah. So there's just a vigil. And he's, you know, I talked to my brother about it. My brother kind of managed property.

He's like a well-dressed guy. So clearly on his way home from work, like a real profession. He stops by, grabs my trash cans from the front. He's just irked to no end that he's just like, puts them in a mean place. Surprise he doesn't dump him.

Yeah. He just, well, empty now. They're empty. They're empty trash cans that he cannot live with the fact that they're at the edge of the driveway, which I can't even imagine why that would, who cares?

Our super, we have to break them down. We have like a trash. Fescue. Trash room. Fungus? No. He's allergic to fescue. I walk through it today and I felt it itching the fuck out of me. Look, look. Look. And it stops right there. I'm allergic to

fescue. It's a new thing. It was amazing. to see you boys. Trent and I had a great embrace. Isn't that crazy? Saw Frankie for the first time. I was like, you look fit as a fiddle. You look much healthier. You're still just so weak in different ways. Like how are you allergic to grass? Something new. I don't know. I don't know. I wore shorts to Aaron Hills during the Barstow Classic. We went to Aaron Hills. We were playing. That's got a lot of fescue. A lot of feskew and I wore shorts because we weren't going to be on camera.

You had that up your whole legs? Dude, all night. All night fucking itching it. It was crazy. And it had been happening to me over the years Like right above like the sock And I never really noticed I wear pants every fucking around But right above the sock I'd get it Yeah One year I thought that it was like a heat rash Because I wear pants so much

I'm like my legs are fucking boiling Like what's happening So yeah I think I'm allergic to the fucking Fescue That's nuts man It's killing me Yeah It happened to me at Aaron Hill Do you have like Benadryl or anything

We might be a Wisconsin thing To be honest Maybe whatever the Wisconsin The Wisconsin variety of the Fescue I don't know. I met a girl allergic to trees. All of them? Swear to God.

That feels a little bit. Robbie Fox is allergic to fruit. What a great allergy as a young kid? It's like God made fruit for like human beings. You know, it's like it's his thing. To like live health. It's like you know, you like grow fruit.

The earth grows fruit for its people. That's proof that evolution. I think he eats like pretzels and control. Evolution's gone really out of control. I live through the fruit. It's like a cliche. need to have. Yeah.

He told me straight to my face of the day that he's allergic to fruit. He just drinks Arizona iced tea. He drinks Arizona ice tea. He drinks Arizona. That's his sustenance. Tree sounds worse than anything, though. She allergic to trees from Missouri, too. So, like, trees are everywhere.

A lot of trees. Yeah. I think it's certain types, not like every tree ever, but I think she's literally, I said, you gotta be fucking with me. So now I'm allergic to trees. That sucks. Yeah.

I love trees. It's got to present itself as a problem every single day of her life. Well, yeah, you want to go get shade. It's hot. out but you can't just move to trentstown there's no trees there right what's that Iowa I just think it's farmland and no trees there's trees there's got to be trees left out for the

Doratjo but there's still trees there yeah less I just move to the city another great point is this Jokovic he's the best player in history right yeah he's the best in history I bet him that's I don't know I think he kind of toyed with his best friend and ripped his heart out I feel like that guy lost the first two on purpose I have no idea he didn't play well he double farted it it was like a good

buddy on tour they're both oh I didn't know that Same country. They're very friend. This is what the announcer said. You know, I'm not as, I don't know. But,

I mean, he ripped his heart out. And the other girl, Switech, she played her, like, best friend on tour the other day. Trounster,

I think, love and won. Just like, pissed on her best friend. That's kind of got, right. Speaking of tennis, we've been playing a lot

of Mario tennis on the Nintendo Switch. I brought my Switch. I brought my switch with me. Got Jared behind me. He's a fucking video game freak. Not so much. Obviously,

Alex Bush is a fucking video game freak. I mean, I got a little bit screwed. I'm a pretty big video. I want Mario Kart. I travel with a Nintendo Switch now. Yeah. I think I've used to travel with like a PlayStation or something.

Like a PC. Yeah. Full thing. Um, I'm obsessed. We played Mario Kart. We did Marriott tennis. It's fucking phenomenal.

We got four guys. We're playing doubles. I don't know, man. I feel like you guys said this too. I feel like I was transformed back to being like fucking 14. As soon as we put these mics down. We're playing.

Yeah. I have it set up. I hope people know. The only thing between us and having a lot of fun is us. I got the, I got the dumb ass project. We're ready to go. Otherwise, we're about to play video games for the next four hours.

Turn the AC as low as possible. Drink a bunch of water. It's a fucking Labor Day weekend. Take a shower, getting some cumps. I turn it down to 65. Thank God. Get it lower. So apparently there's a hack you can do to turn it lower than that.

Did you know about this? No. So I posted that video a couple weeks ago in the Boston Hotel. And the lowest you go to 65. And everyone's like, you don't know about the hack or you can just make it go as low as you want. What's a hack? I don't know. I never found out.

My room when I went in there. I got it down to 58. So we need that upstairs. Hold on. Are these centralized? I'm going to panic. Did you just turn it down for your room or do you think the hole upstairs? So it appeared to be in a common area.

Okay. Which is why I also gave you the courtesy of what do you think about 65? Well, low, low, low, low, low. All right, we'll go to 63, 62. Let me ask you guys a question. Yeah. Gun to your head. Oof, tough spot.

If you're right, you're already in the top. spot guns in your head. If you're right, billion dollars, if you're wrong, pull the trigger, done. I mean, I got a lot of gambling losses. Do you believe, gunned your head, have aliens visited Earth ever? Yes or no?

Yes. Yes. I mean, I think they're here right now. 50, 50, you're an alien race. What counts is visited? What counts is visiting? Have they been here? Like, feet on ground? In the atmosphere, I would say. I would say within the atmosphere. I think they've been in the atmosphere. I think there's too many UFO

sightings for not one to have hit but I don't know if they I don't know if they I don't know if they have feet so that would be hard to know if dude I would almost like to do that for the general public because if I got blown away then people know we're like maybe a little safer the reason I brought it up is because I would have said a couple years ago I would have laughed in your face and been like all these people are lunatics I'm a hundred percent now in the gun to the head situation which again you're in a bad spot you got a gun at your temple but if you know I would have said I'm saying yeah Frank I think it's without a doubt yes no you're just saying that

No. So all the UFOs are just, there's, it's explainable. I think, I don't know. Yeah, the recent like, uh,

release of documents obviously makes it that way, but like, I always go back to the argument and Neil deGrasse and made this on a podcast where it was like, we've all got phones. We've all got these things. Like, wouldn't we be catching these things all the time?

Oh, they're too smart. But also that's like a window of like 10 years that like we have good enough phones. It's a long time. Not with how long earth has been here. Armed with a phone with a camera. with a camera, a high-res camera. But not as long as Earth's been here.

Ten years is like a second. I think these high-rise cameras are nothing compared to their tools. And I think they could say high-res camera doesn't see us. I do the other side, and again, I'm jumping up against my own argument. But the argument is like, yeah, the technology may be so advanced that you don't even know what you're looking for. Yeah. So part of the rival. Yeah, they're different.

They're weird. They're not like real aliens in arrival. They're like big blobs. They're big blots. Yeah. That's a great example of like they, like they're doing things. he came and fathom. Dude, the fact that they're here,

I mean, I think everybody knows they're here and just like living in our atmosphere, we can't do that yet, you know what I mean? So they're that much more advanced to get here. You guys are also blown aliens and they don't, they haven't proved nothing. True, true. So the reason I brought up,

I was listening like a very recent Rogan and he had a couple guys on and they were talking about and the biggest hurdle that I've never been able to get over is when they say they of like, whomever is hiding the information, right? And that's never made sense to me. of like why would people like we always say they don't want us to know or they had aliens at area 51 like who the fuck are they and why would they care if we know like why is it such a negative thing why would they be hiding it and they made the point of what if they know or they learned or the truth is that like we're just in a literally a biological like experiment what if we're a genetic experiment like what if they know they learned that like none of this is natural or real that we literally are one aliens like just I'm fucked experiment. Where they're like, yeah, yeah, we're going to like do this.

Don't you think one of them would just spill the beans, though? Well, if it's so high up in their opinion, is that it's so detrimental to everything that we believe that they can't let it get out. It must be a small circle of people who know them. That's where my biggest hurdle is, is that. But then you would think, like, when I thought about this, a shit ton, like, when Trump was president, if he just found that out, wouldn't he have just been like, you would have been like, Oh, this is crazy.

Drain the swamp. Yeah. No way. He's like just sitting on that information being like, well, I can't let that get out. They fucking got like, no way. Yeah, no way. So that makes me think. But then the they might be that like the people in charge of the CIA or whomever.

Like we're not going to let that guy. They're aliens. He'll be gone in four years. Like we're not letting him know about this shit. That's the deep state. That's the ones who are just entrenched. Pretty deep state. Red meat goes right through me, dude.

What, you got a, you got a weak bottom hole. I'm bubbling for sure. What do you say? I'm bubbling, is what I said. Dude, I love red meat. You know? I could eat meat all day. Same, dude.

All day. Jerry's better. I'll go pound for pound on ribbys. You eat one, I eat one. Oh, I love ribbyes. I didn't know the rabbi was an option.

This guy will eat you under the table, Jerry. I believe it. I believe it. He's just got too much mass. Can't compete with that. Yeah, I can compete with that. You can compete. You got good mass.

Late night, I'll bury you late. You'll bury you late. Why? One, two, three, four a. m. What are you eating? anything, everything.

Dunkeroos, Reese's pieces. You can get your hand on some of dunker I don't a while since I had those. Dude, I give me one of those just finger dips at the bottom when it's all done it.

Jerry, what do you think you could eat the most of? Like what if you had to enter it? In one sitting? Yeah, like you had to enter a world eating competition. Yeah,

but the most competitive advantage you have. Like, you know what I mean? Like the food that you can eat. Chies. Muscles. The most muscles. Cheese is.

I once went to cheese. How many boxes? I could do two boxes. Oh, easy. Your mouth gets so dry. man. That's a lot of cheese. I do the extra cheese too. Oh yeah. Goldfish actually I take it back.

You know those big family things of gold things? Like we have to do that like it's a milk carty. It's a desert in your mouth. The flake no the flavor blast goldfish, extra cheesy ones. That I could eat a whole box up one sitting. That's a lot. Yeah.

Probably eight serving. What's your thing? I don't know. I was trying to think about it. Um, fuck. What do I get fries? fries. You can't eat a lot of fries.

fries for ever. Oreos and milk. Oh, I love that. That's a nice one. Yeah, I used to have that a lot. I used to have that a lot when I was a kid. I'd come home and have Oreos and milk. You eat a whole thing.

I think I could eat probably 20. Jerry, I went to Fenway one time. And my buddy, I had a bite of my sausage, one drink of the beer. And I was like, I could have 10 of these things. He was like, you're on. And I was like, I don't know. 10's going to be tough. Orioles is a good one.

I can not. But I was like, I bet you I could. Have you ever been to Fenway? I've been there once. Yeah, I got booed and I walked out. I ate sausage onion and peppers. Oh my God. Yeah.

And then I blew the, I blew the porcel. Right. Yeah, no, I was happy with you. Have you ever done the challenge? Because we've always wanted to do it with my buddy Big Rob,

where he claims that he could have one beer and one hot dog per inning in a baseball game. I've seen that on TikTok. Dude, That's hard because the sodium gets you. And you have to finish it by the inning. Dude, I will say, rush that thing.

The sausages are brutal. I think the hot dogs by far the hardest part of that. I think White Sox Dave did that a few years ago. Did he do that? the nine innings, nine dogs. I believe so, yeah. If you can wet down. Did you successfully do it?

I don't remember. Bro. I could do it, right? I think he'd get to the fifth inning and he'd be dead. You think it's a hot dog? It's the hot dogs. You'd find hot dogs within. Think about how quick like five innings is.

It's like an hour and a half. Yeah. You're eating a hot dog every, I mean, the math's going to get some here. You're a hot dog every 15 minutes and a beer. They're big hot dogs too. And the beer's heavy. Yeah. Yeah, that's a big beer.

That's tough. That's a lot. That's too much. Eight sausages. did me in but those are needy that's insane i saw an ex-girlfriend on the way out and she's like are you okay i was like yeah i just got to get home and then sausages hey i'll show you a picture i can how do you can do in the waffle house challenge you heard of that the fantasy football like lost 24 hours right 24 hours but you get an hour off for every waffle you eat so this is like a pretty common

fantasy football last place guy okay has to do this where you have to spend 24 hours you have to spend 24 hours in a Waffle house. However, every waffle that you finish, you get one hour off your sentence. I mean, 12 waffles is a lot. You'd be there for four hours. Yeah, but they're waffles aren't that big, though. They're not huge,

but they're still waffles. They're not fluffy either. Certainly less than a work day. You know, I'm not spending nine hours in there. I think I'd get under that. What was the thing you ate so much of you had to cancel plans? Remember we eating donuts that day, you and I? What, when I ate? I ate those. Wasn't it McDonald's something? No, I ate, uh, I think in college I had like 11 or 12 coffee rolls.

That's what it was. And you were like, shut me down. You were like seeing a girl and you had to cancel plans. Yeah, dude, there's too much sugar. It fucked me up. Dude, my buddy,

we were just hung over. My buddy killed a great kid. Great kid. He used to call him killer because he was a soccer. He was like the center back on the soccer team. And he was, did not have great foot skills, but he would run your ass over.

Just like he would tackle. He was an unbelievable tackler of the football or the, or the, you know, soccer ball, whatever. and we were just sitting around he was like, dude, I don't know how many coffee rolls?

I could max it out. The best is we had to go to like two or three Duncans because we cleared like two or, you know, two or three places out before we could get them all. And then we just sat around and I just ate these things. What screwed me, I think I could have done it.

It might have been 10. I think I bowed out at like nine and a bite, something like that. Because the first seven were like the, you know, coffee rolls, right? like the glaze was hardened the last like four were still glaet

like soupy and that shut me down dude I like he's also talking to us like we know what he's talking dude you know a coffee bro we're not that deep in the coffee roll from the coffee roll we know the difference in like consistency

no no but you know when the glaze is clay like no I'm not having coffee rolls that much oh dude I used to love coffee rolls are good from Duncan What is a coffee roll? It's almost like it's not a cinnamon roll, but it's close. Yeah, it's very close. Is it caffeinated? Is that a dumb question?

No, it's just a having coffee. Okay. Yeah. So that was kind of a dumb question. I love those things. We love you. I appreciate you. But yeah, I could eat, I mean, like glazed bow ties, dude, I think I could outpace a lot of the

competition. You know those airy bow ties from Dunga Donuts? Dude, I think I could outpace the competition. How does their glaze compare to like a crispy cream glaze? I think Dunkie's a little bit more airy I would say yeah It's another good adjective Yeah

Like the br-you know the actual bread is a little bit more air It's a guy that's thought about it quite a bit I love I got a sweet tooth for sure And it's now that a dairy is kind of out on me It's really hard I notice you're like no cheese this trip Trying to limit it

I mean it's also Frankie's like The thing he hates most When I'm just coughing loogies up all day But you can't have cheese Dude dairy screws me up Really? Yeah So he says he's like lactose intolerant and he can't have cheese.

He can't process cheese, milk, ice cream. And then at night we're pounding just like, you're essentially eating cheese curds, ice cream, milk. And that next, that night and that next day, he's hocking loogies and cause. Because I just can't digest it. But I mean like deep,

gross. It makes you want to puke. Like would make most people vomit. Like 30% of the community would vomit. Dude, like if I have it. He's like, if I hop in the shower,

the steam hits me and like I can't digest it. dude all like this is horrible sorry everybody listening like throw up bile you know that like orange juice stuff that's yeah yeah that's the worst cheese juice nice you know I'm not a doctor I'm with you I had cheese skirts for the first time the other day what you think culvers they were yeah over hovers they were great I saw your video you had a great reaction they were so good yeah like that first bite oh my god dip it in a little sauce that it comes with I never know it's a dangerous little smile you just let go there yeah it was that good it was so good But people said, like, Clovers is amazing.

They're cheese curds. But if you go to Wisconsin, they're even better. We had cheese curds here at San Valley yesterday. And they knocked our socks off. They were fucking really good. We're going to have to get them tomorrow. We're getting in tomorrow. We're getting in the kitchen clothes right now.

We can get over there. Do you want to try and get some cheese curds? Shut the motherfucking podcast. Shut it down. Shut it down. They're really good at Aaron Hills, too, which we're going. Yeah, they are. It's really really.

Yeah. It's really good. We're going to miss large it, Aaron Hill. Yeah. Drones, you know what I mean? Just working, man. Where are you going? We've got pricing week this week at Axon.

Very nice. I'll be home, you know, talking about how we're going to price out our drones and VR for next year. Where do you work? A company called Axon. Body cameras, tasers. Oh, I thought he said Exxon for a second. Exxon mobile? Yeah, like the cast.

No, but I know. That would be a big, huge company. It's a big, huge company. Be great. It sounds like you're shit on that. No. I love gas. It's a dangerous path you're going down.

I love gas. I don't like paper, but I love the smell of it. Passing gas? No, like gasoline. Yeah, I'm with you.

I love that smell too. Such a good smell. It's a great smell. It's a great smell. Zoolander kind of ruined the gas smell for me. Really? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? That scene.

Yeah. Where they all die at the gas station? Spoiler alert. No, I can smell the movie. Yeah. The guy's smoking cigarettes at the gas station doesn't end well for them in the movie. No, that didn't ruin it for me. Yeah.

I love the smell of gasoline. It's one of the first guilty pleasures you have as a young boy. What's your top smells? I did a smell draft with the Chicago guys like a year ago. Oh, I've got one. Dude, the soap that was at the Carolina, I stole like three of them. Oh, yeah. The pine tar?

Oh, wow. Dude, you probably don't know because you don't stay there ever. Did you remember the smell? It was like a, it didn't take care of it. I don't want a culturally appropriate. It was like a Christmasty smell. Do you know what I mean? It was like a pine cone.

Sure. Cultural appropriate. Yeah, you know, I can't, I don't know what Christmas smells. Oh, look at that. Abnormal heartiness. great. It was the greatest. Thanks a watch.

You have an abnormal horrid right now? It just beeped at me. Holy shit. We're just sitting here on the couch. Tennis balls for sure. Yeah, tennis ball. That's what I was going to say. I would say,

Dan, though, the body watch in Pebble Beach, very snobby. I never even picked a racket before. What is it? Like a chef's kiss. Like a minis? We have to get Jerry. I still a bottle every day. We have to get Jerry new tennis balls.

He's never smelled. Oh, it's a great smell. You'll be buying a set every day. I don't. I play with a tennis. balls but I don't think I've ever seen a new one come in a cylinder and then you pop yeah I know what it looks like oh I see my like Modell is I guess it's just rubber it's just like new rubber what it is but it's off the chat with like gas inside it's crazy that's that you like your top

smell it's a really good it's really it's better than you're expecting deep in there I love it I'm gonna go new car is really really good new car's really good coffee grounds all this I say hip like when you drive by a habachi restaurant. You know. Yeah, sometimes like just baking. Ooh, how about the golf course move that they all make where they send out the smell from like the grill with the burgers? Never seen that in my life.

And you're coming up like nine green and you get that whiff of like, I know what you're talking about? It smells like hamburgers. Yeah, you get that whiff of like burgers coming up. What do you mean they send it out? Really? With a big golf course and you smell the grill.

But they're doing that consciously? I think they do it consciously. I think they send it out so that you go in and buy something. Oh yeah, they send it out. You guys are idiots. No, no, no, no, I think the internet's going to think you're an idiot right now. Nope. They're like, oh, the wind's blowing down 18.

Let's grill some dogs. The prevailing win at this club is going down. So the guy up there with cheeseburgers. So the wind blows down nine. I also think certain burger joints and stuff with in towns do it on purpose where their fans in the ventilation, they send that smell out. You're smart kids. Nope. Disagree.

You know what I'm talking about. I definitely know the smell. I don't know that they send it out deliberately. I think they send it out. I think you guys are going to find there's more people that believe this than you think. Hello everyone. I would like to tell you about the perfect performance pants from our friends at Peter Millar. Trent, how do you feel about your pants right now?

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check out the complete line of performance pants from Peter Millar and don't be afraid to focus on those EB-665 pocket pants. Trent Daddy wore white on white today and got terriaki wings to start his day. Pre-round? Pre-round? Well, I tweeted it. Yeah, I saw that. Fashion doesn't control me.

Food does. It doesn't fucking matter what I'm willing. wearing. I'm going to eat what I want to eat. It's true. You know what I mean? Jerry knows. How good are the wings of San Val? They're so good. Oh my gosh. They really are really good. Do you have like a phenomenal

chef here or something? Like what what's the deal with the food here? Okay. It's just great. The food's very good here. We've been to a lot of resorts. The food here is top. Not. Very nice. Some resorts, the food's okay. Chipotle Mayo. It's fantastic.

I think I did all right with the white and white though. You did great. You got one little thorough shower this morning. then we're good to go. You let one, you let one loose on hole three. Yeah, that was dangerous.

Yeah, he just let one. Was that strategic? Yeah, because you were over the ball. No, he was standing there and I think it just had to come out,

right? No, he was over the ball. Okay. And I was like, I had a puck. And I said, I'm brave than evil can evil

because it's like, could have been, I'm gonna do it because I want to get him off his game, but also could be, yeah, Jerry knows. This guy knows.

Frank, you buried the pot right after that far too. Remember that? It worked out for me. Yeah, I think I might become a white-on-white guy. It looks good. I wouldn't do that, dude.

White pants are nice on you, T. Thank you. I think you'd look better in like linens, like flowing linens. I would love to wear linen everywhere. If I could wear linen everywhere. I think you'd look Jersey. I'd never put on white pants. Dude, you'd look phenomenal.

You wouldn't do it. In like flowing gowns and ribbons on the golf course. You're not too fat for white pants. I think white makes you look fatter. No. Dude, I would say sweatpants are a fat guy. Or a form, I would change your tone. White as a color definitely makes you look larger.

Really? And black is slimming, right? Really? Black is slimming. Yeah. I mean, I probably look huge out there today. If you're wearing sweatpants, it's a give up. We got two conversations.

You don't think so? No. I mean, I wear sweatpants a lot, like a real lot. I would say, there's the thing. But I wear like these two. There's the thing where he hears us talking. Actually talks louder to continue it over there. Podcasts.

You can only have one conversation. I know, we're having a conversation. No, no, no. I'm saying you. No, I like it. I think people are going to love it. They're going to hate it. Somebody at some point has to make the conscious decision to stop.

Luckily, Trent was like we're having two at the same time. But I think you consciously hear it and you go, let me talk over them and finish this point. You know what I mean? Sweatpants is giving out. It's not a train car. It's a podcast.

Oh. Oh, he's going to do the thing now. He's going to be like, whoa. You're getting a little sensitive. Well, you get a little sensitive. See, it's still. It's crazy. Yeah, I can see that.

You say anything to him? He's like, whoa. Didn't mean to upset Mr. Cranky. Such a tactic. It works so well on him. All day. Easy. Just immediately go to your huge bitch.

Yeah. It's crazy. You can't win against that. Hands up, dude. I'll be like, are you going to eat that? Jerry's got a question. Sorry, excuse me. Jerry has something.

Jerry? You're Barstall-Lurch. Yeah. Yeah. I remember talking years ago. Yeah. Wow. Jerry's in full circle.

I used to DM you. Yeah. No way. No. No. a bar stool you thought I knew the inside I was like I don't really know much over here yeah even before that I was DMing you

yeah yeah yeah about what I think I was trying to get in wow just chat right in front of her hour no but I didn't I didn't put should we hug how many lurches do you know two and two together I guess you had gold sitting in your DMs you didn't right you didn't recognize what you mean I knew what he was doing

he was hysterical could have Jerry years ago no because I just no it was when he was coming over and talking about it and the whole shit happened with Action Park Yeah, exactly That whole mess And he was talking to me And we were just going back and forth

I was like you should go in But you asked me about Dave I don't know But he seems like a great guy The conversations I've had He's very trustworthy You still hate Kevin Connolly Oh

If there was one person like to kill I could probably go back into one of them And he was like Dude if I could get If I could get my It's a bad situation I'm in a bad situation Because Kevin Connolly is like

He's a huge islandage guy He's a big Barrelli's guy He gives shoutouts I've seen that last here. I texted you. I texted you. I wanted like, I wanted your blessing to be able to go and take do what you want. Well, I don't want to disrespect you. I didn't know where you guys left so. So I didn't take a photo with him. So listen, my dad sees him give this speech on the big screen at a playoff game and Kevin Connolly mentions like Borellies. He's like going to Borelli's my whole

life, the New York Islanders. That's like I take Borellies and I take the islanders and I mix them together. My dad's like crying in the seat. He goes, we got to go take a picture with him. This is incredible. We haven't seen him in years. I told my dad. We can't because he disrespected Jersey Jerry with a bad thing. So I texted Jerry. I'm like, listen, I got this thing going on. Islanders are on a run of the lifetime during the first round. Like, I was on a run of a lifetime.

I got to go do a video with Kevin Connell. He's like my guy. He's the Islander guy and entourage. Pizza guy. He might be like, he's like the movie version of what I think I am. It's crazy. And I'm not allowed to talk to him. I mean, I'd suggest you didn't talk to him.

I didn't. So what happened, Jerry? He's going to hear this now. It's very awkward. me and i mean i don't know if i'm allowed to say the names and stuff no you can keep it yeah but uh i was signed to his oh it's like bob in them yeah yeah you and yeah i was signed to him for like very short like a month and a half and then he fired bob and i was still working there and then i would start messaging him like a week later two weeks later i'm like hey like what's

going on bob's gone you know what i mean do you guys still want me you don't want me never responded I kept on putting out podcast and stuff And then like I got a call from an editor At like 12 at night Eastern time So hey Jerry I'm like hey what's up he's like Hey Kevin told me to tell you you're fired

Said fired fired It's like all right I guess Is there a reasoning why he didn't answer my text messages Or didn't call me personally He goes I don't know He just told me to tell you you're fired Like all right cool That's fine

Never heard from him again I mean, I mean, I went at him big time. Yeah, he blocked me on everything. He's been on Adam hard. So hard that I had to ask him for permission to go talk to him. That guy fired Robbie Burger. Yeah, that's a miss. What an idiot.

I mean, he fired George. Double miss. The guy sucks at his dog, apparently. Yeah, it was really like, I don't know how to explain it, but it just, we knew from their jump. It was bad. It was never my favorite character. See, I can't, I can't bash the guy, but it's like if he's a, like, you know, you're not. You not want to bash me because I do think he would play you in an Islander's movie.

If they made a movie about you, he would play you. I got to be honest, I have photos with him when I was like a child. He was like at Borrelli's. I mean, he literally is a Borrelli's guy. He's a seminal figure in your upbringing. Big time. Yeah. He was on the big show.

He would come to Borrelli's a place would go crazy when he walked in. He's been super nice. Dude, he did a, he's definitely not nice. No, no. Personally, Jerry, I'm not in Kevin Conno. Come on. I'm on the. What do I?

I care. Go, Ray. I'm not. I'm from Cedar Ravids, I'm a bad situation, you know? Did he ever give you

or Bob an explanation? Never. He just woke up one day and decided you weren't good. One day he like reamed out Bob, like really weird. After Bob was there for like a month, he just called him and just

was telling him like, hey, you don't do this, you don't do that, all these things. Bob was like, dude, like I'm doing everything. And then ripped Bob

and then a couple days later fired him and then that was it. He did a 30 for 30 for 30. He called Big Shot. And the guy that fake bought the New York Islanders, Spano, bought the islanders no money. And he almost made it through. And the final day, he got a little bit nervous and sent the fax to, like, the people at the bank to get, like, this loan. He was basically taking money from banks.

Then he was going to own the Islanders and take the money from owning them and pay off the bank. He was about to do it. And then he sent a fax to someone, like, the day before the sale, and he had the wrong address on it. And the person that thought that he was sketchy was like, that's it. Like, this is a fucking. He like clearly messed up this fax and the whole entire thing out bussy's been in jail forever. It's insane. What year was this?

The 90s. Jeez. Early 2000s. He saved the islanders. He saved the islanders. He was like he came up with. So he was the fake owner for like half a year or whatever it was and came up with New Jersey's. He came out with a new plan to keep the islanders on Long Island with a new arena and all this stuff.

And it got like the ball rolling to keep them there. So do people kind of kind of respect them? It's a bizarre story. Anyway, Kevin Connolly did a documentary on it. And the first frame on the ESPN documentary is Borrelli's. He's showing like the town and it's just he's in the parking lot, Borelli. You should tell your dad what kind of person he is. That's all.

Listen, yeah, I've tried to explain to him. My dad goes, this crazy. He goes, it's Kevin Connolly. It's crazy. I've tried to explain to him. Yeah, I mean, I didn't talk to him that day. No, I, you can talk to everyone. No, I, he's got, he needs to apologize, I think.

Well, bygones, big bygones. Yeah. You're better for it, right, or no? I worked out great. So what I mean? Pretty good. Dave was actually the one telling me don't sign with them Because Dave offered me a job

And I turned Dave's job down For action, whatever Well, yeah, because I could No, not even for Bob Because I could work in the union And do action park media on the side And I didn't want to lose my union job And then Dave was the one who was like, hey, don't sign with them

Don't sign with them And then He knew what they were like bad news I think he had an idea Like it wasn't like a great company But then like to get my job at Barstle like offered again was miserable.

Yeah. Like Dave was ignoring me. Right. I was like dude. Please. Because I said nope. I told you no. Like I got, whatever. And then I sent him one final text. I was like, I was like Dave, Jersey, Jerry, you know who it is. But I'm just letting you know if you don't sign me,

it's going to be one of the biggest mistakes you'll ever make. He's like, what are you doing Monday? Oh, that boy, Jerry. That boy, Jerry. Well, because he was ignoring all my text. So I was like, I got to figure out a way to get this guy to get me in. What'd you do in the union? Underground high pressure gas.

Like 24 inch cast iron pipes, like fixing, repairing, laying new ones. See these houses that just explode? Yeah. How, like, realistic of an issue is that? How real. I mean, it's very real, Frank. Like, if you... I saw the video in Pennsylvania, the house was...

That was horrific. Yeah. And I haven't been able to sleep at night. I have natural gas. house. I haven't been. Yeah, I have natural grass too. Like, okay, put it this way. But could it be, could it happen. Because someone scared me where they're like, you could do everything right. Oh yeah. Like something could happen in the lines on the way to your house. Oh, of course. Yeah. Like air could get into it. Boom. Yeah. Even not even air. You flick a light switch on your house could explode if there's gas like that.

That's, you know, you get the wrong like I'm not going home. Dude, it's over. It's over. Dude, I screw that we got uh wait can you before you get into your story how does that like what so okay gas going up to the meter so you have an inside set meters inside and you know you have gas like a little tiny small leak or whatever

like really small you can't even hear it nothing like that you haven't been in your basement for days and there's just the whole thing is just filled filled with gas and you go downstairs you smell gas you put on a light it could happen like I don't really know how it is but like the

electric and the gas mixed together. A little bit of energy bang. Blow. Are there things that you can purchase that can detect gas like just leaks, just your nose? No. Dude, because if it, we lucked out. I didn't die. I didn't call 811

which is if anybody out there you're about to dig on your property. You hit the trend. Dude, I ripped the wire. The gas wire that goes from the street up. Yeah. But so anyways, we were like, we rented kind of like a bulldozer or whatever.

I was in there working the thing, ripping stumps up, doing that. And I was at my brother's place. What a liability you are? What you say? That's a liability. That's crazy.

What a liability you are? It was crazy. It was ridiculous. Yep, yep, yep. And anyways, I ripped the gas and we smelt it for a second, but then it was gone, but I was like, dude, what is this wire? And anyways, we solved it and it was obviously gas.

But so I think the thing is, you can tell me where I'm wrong here, Jerry, is like, since we. ripped it and the gas poured out, there's unbelievable little stops in the from this from the street yeah to each house if it's like a massive in flux of gas. Like yeah it's like oh this is too much but I think for the little leak is where it's sketch because it doesn't detect it's almost like your stove's running for three days you know what I'm saying because there's nothing we can do to detect this no no you can't say that you probably didn't even stop saying that's insane that probably wasn't

even pressure if you rip a pressure line it'll sound like a jet engine. So I was on the dozer. You know what I mean? I had no. Oh, you would hear it if. Oh,

really? So yours was like, they call it UP, so it's not pressure. But we've ripped out 48 inch cast iron underground pressure. But you put a hole in it like that.

It screams. You can hear from like towns and towns over. No way. Oh, yeah. What? Dude, this is just running under the whole world. Oh, yeah.

Aliens are going to come. We're talking about these on the show. And then dude, you just set this. thing off and the world explodes. You think about and you were in on the other side of it obviously as like a union worker, but when you think about how impressive it is the infrastructure we have, oh yeah. When I sometimes drive by New York City or I fly over it, well, I, when I was coming back

from Pebble with my dad, we flew around New York City into JFK and I remember him looking out being like, how do they do all the plumbing in there? How do they get every, how do they get every single light on in all those little windows? You know, like think about how impressive that is. Yeah, that's wild. That plumbing, that wiring, that piping is insane. Dude, everybody's got fresh avocados tomorrow. Like the whole thing, the way New York City operates.

Yeah, that's insane for sure. It's all, it doesn't make sense. I'm just thinking, like, I walk into a random closet in a random huge skyscraper and I flick a little switch on and a light turn. That's the crazy one to me is when we're building like a whole new community, like Hudson Yards. Yeah. They had to plot like a whole new gas line. You need architects, engineers. Did you guys ever have like a big scare?

like oh yeah oh yeah blew the town hit electric with a jackhammer you hit electric with a black hammer I didn't personally but the guy

I was on the job with did and what that almost died burned all over oh my gosh yeah electric's dangerous too I mean everything's like it's like the little cartoons

it's more of like a flash it's more of like a flash it's more of it just like drops it in the craziest thing I ever seen was you know the panels inside your house the electric panels if you open that up

in the back of the panel is called a bus bar if you hit that you're dead you get hung up on it I've seen a guy get hung up in Arizona Scottsdale doing what is what is it doing

you get hung up on the you can't let go no you can't get lucky 220 volts no 20 volts no bro it's bad out there it's bad I remember

yeah I was working I was helping build the jersey stadium devil stadium and so yeah and so anyways I was

basically working like a sales summer job but in the union it was unbelievable deal but i was the bottom wrong you know i was just basically carrying center blocks around you know putting up scaffolding and taking it down get my team set up for the next job anyways one day i was uh they let me take the forklift and i was like i was in an area but i was like ah i can just back this thing out when i get to the door i'll lower the forklift when we were working i think we're like building the locker room they had put up all the piping for like basically, you know, any sort of emergency for, you know, to shower down water. Yeah. And so they put up all the piping, dude, with the water running through it.

Dude, I backed up the fork lip. I bent the whole metal thing, dude. My foreman was livid. And then he just like, so I bent it. Water starts pissing all over the wall that we just built. And maybe the most brilliant move I've ever made in my career. took my shirt off because my foreman goes, I need a fitter.

And I was like, oh shit. Yeah, that's what I used to do, pipe fitting. Dude, I took off my shirt and hucked it on the spot. So at least the water was dripping straight down. Yeah. Not maybe the smartest move in the history of my career. It's good move. I watched a guy do,

he was helping me with my sprinklers and that sprinkler head went out. And he does, like, there was a problem if there was a leak he'd just cut it off put like a a cap on it or like a he would mend it together and then just heat it up and it was like a brand new pipe i'm looking at him like he used like a blowtorch yeah blowtorch everything was just because it's plastic yeah everything was so easy yeah i actually have really enjoyed watching people help me with my house because you start to pick up things youtube is the best i'm in no way a handy man but i think i'm becoming you're

I'm telling you, if you watch YouTube, you can do anything to your house. You could put up tile, you could put in floors, you could do electric. If you watch YouTube. Gotta be patient though. Oh, yeah. I feel like we watch YouTube video. We moved an outlet to behind the TV. You did it?

I mean, I didn't do the electrical stuff, but I put the hole in the wall and I put the box in. There you go, Frank. Yeah. I enjoy it. I do. Yeah. I'd rather pay someone else to do it. Yeah, but it takes time to do it like right.

well just takes time big time so i saw a tic-tok the other day of a tree getting struck by lightning i saw that too amazing and they had like a caption there that describes everything that happens when a tree gets struck by lightning so first of all when you watch the video it gets struck by lighting right and it's fraction of a second it happens whole deal and then instantly you see all the living stuff just falls so like oh wow all the needles leaves like struck by lighting and you can literally watching the video instantaneously, all of the live stuff just

falls to the ground. And it says in the caption that when a tree gets struck by lightning, a tree is made up so much of water. Obviously, as we all know, like trees drink and consume a shit ton of water, that all the anything that's liquid inside of the tree instantly vaporizes, instantly

when it gets struck by lightning. So all of that vaporizes and the tree becomes just a hollow like nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Dust. Yeah. Dust.

Wow. Instantaneously and everything just falls. And the video was unimaginable watching. 220 volts. No, what? No, Jimmy. Come on. 220 volts.

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We've had a lot of good my symbol of golf balls. Yeah. It's definitely the new way of, customizing your golf ball i think that's always a fun way to it started with just putting your own little markings and your own dots and then you got your own number you're like oh i can get a custom number maybe my number's 24 i can throw that on there now it's like let's just get rid of that entirely and let's put whatever logo you want on there it's pretty phenomenal so i just ran out of the uh hawaii ones i tried to make them last the whole year the hawaii ones those are sweet from the

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