Fore Play - Sleepin’ all day stayin’ up all niiiight, with Maria Fassi

Episode Date: November 19, 2019

Up and coming women's golf star Maria Fassi (~63:02) joins the show to talk hitting bombs, battling on the back nine at Augusta in the inaugural Augusta National Women's Amateur, and life as a rookie on tour. Before Maria joins the show, we discuss Brendon Todd's back-to-back wins, a bunker shank for the ages, and how some things are bigger than golf!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Fresh new week, it's almost, it's like late November now, which is, I don't really know how that's possible. November 18th. Shout out of time. Shout out to Drake. I guess it's the 19th now that people are listening. What does that mean?

You got a song called November 18th? One of his classics. How's it go? One of his classic. I can't do it. Do it. Jake's looking at me because Jake knows it. I can't do it.

Do it together. It starts out. with like a notorious b ig samples so you like right yeah yeah i can't do i'm not gonna do it but you're gonna do right so now we we've we've found ourselves in these situations we will not continue the show until you do november 18th by drake i'm not gonna do it because it's it's hard to drake's music is different where it's not like he just starts going he starts with like a notorious big sample it's the ones who smoke blunt switch uh and then it goes on from there what is the negative of you trying what are we going to make fun of you trit who care i i honestly normally

like when you guys have me do saturday by ludicris i got that one that one is just in the bank. This one I'm not even sure how I would start. Can't even start. I think you gotta try it. I just did kind of what that was the start of the notorious BIG sample, but it's a great song. The look that Jake gave, it's like almost like we can't ever do the show again unless you try to do this. And he also sings and I can't really sing it. This is like old Drake like 2008, 2009, Drake. Like, it's really, I would do it. I have enough

confidence in my ability that I, but I know November 18th, Cuckiness right now. I it's kind of it's very surprising that no one in this room has heard that song I will say Maybe I have maybe I have you just won't remind me by singing Jake knows it remind me a great another great zone of course Jake knows it he's cool he's a he's a cool People and um no I mean I'm I'm not gonna I'm not gonna rob people because I don't think I have it in me But I wish I could do it for the fans but I just don't have it I don't have it listen to the song What should we do now? I don't know I don't know how he continues Jake can give him like two words to get him started Yeah can you give him a runway yeah nobody there

Not even like the Lucky Charms Run runway. I think it will help me out here. No. What do you mean you don't have it? Just do it. Just do it. And you're smirking, which makes this disgusting. Do it, do it, do it.

I don't have it. Let it lose. What does that mean? I'm telling you, when you guys were doing Saturday, that just came out of my soul. This song, I know what it is, but I like, how are you not able to like sing us the song? When I'm like, oh, how does that go? You can't just do it? What does that mean you don't have it?

The song is a song. It has a melody, has voice. It has lyrics. It has a tone. You can't do any of that. You can't let us know what the song sounds like. It starts out with notorious B-I-G. Talking about the ones who smoke.

You keep saying that out loud. Like, just make the noise out of your mouth. I can't sing. I know my limitation. I can't sing. Do it. I know the limitation that I can't sing. Sing the song.

I refuse. Try to sing the song. Hold on, hold on. I don't, I can't sing. What does that be? I can't say. Why are you so close, but you can't even try it. Are you doing a bit?

No, it's not a bit. I don't have the ability to do it. That doesn't make any sense. Yes, it does. Do you not know the words? I wish I never brought this stuff. I wish it was November 19th. Everyone listening wishes, but now we're all on the cusp,

but we can't get anything out of you. I'm not doing it. I don't know. Oh, my God. I don't have it. I don't have it in within my skill set to sing Drake's November 18. People are punching their stereos and their their, their headphones, their phones, their phones and throwing them against the walls

are going sing it, Trent. Sing it for me, Trent. I will not. What are you doing in these situations? We can't go home with the show. We can't. Why? I'm just not going to do the show. The show is frozen.

I brought up a fun little tidbit about the date and now you guys are yelling at me that I have to sing your song. Because that's what you do. You sing the songs that you bring up. You did this with Saturday. And now you're doing it with November 18th. Because I had Saturday in the back. But you have this too.

I don't. Oh my God. Just play it. You should just play the song. No, you have to play it out of your mind. I can't refuse. I can sit here. This will be a five-hour podcast.

You're crossed-offs right on. Yeah, you just physically crossed your hours. We got an hour and 40 minutes until radio. You're pouting like a six-year-old. You are. You just gave the most side, like the body language version of like, I'm not budging. You just folded your arms right in front of our face. What a joke.

Sing it. I'm trying to figure out remember the first words that he says. The thing is it's also like the way that Drake comes in. Dude, he does it different. This is like a song where it's like you can't just like go into it. Because there's like a 30, 50 second kind of like melody intro type. These people just don't get it. But there has to be a point in which you start.

No, the first verse he says up so high even when I'm coming down. Just met a girl. She says she said she from age town. I was thinking of the pussy's only pussy and I get it when I need it. That was the part. I mean, that works. Yeah, we'll take it. I think we got to take that.

Okay. That's the end of verse one. Oh, okay. She sent me one back, but I never read it because pussy's only pussy and I can. get it when I need it. How does that go? He sings it. That's why you guys don't.

You can't just church that up a little bit, Trent? Whatever, man. I appreciate your tidbit that you had it in. Yeah, I think we got to. A Jewish guy from Canada is a lot different than a cornboy from the Midwest. I mean, yeah, it is a little different. And I get that I dropped the ball there, but I just, I couldn't find an entry point. This will be.

Usually I got an entry point. I just didn't have it. You're usually jump right off the clip. At the end of the year, this will go down is one of the more disappointing moments in I mean, I'm sorry. This will go down. I'm sorry. Yeah.

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On this show, you're going to hear Maria Fossi. She will be at the end of the show. If you don't remember her, a quick little reminder from the Augusta, the inaugural, Augusta National Women's Amateur. She finished second. It was her and what of it? Jennifer Cup Show, I think that's her name. They were coming battling down the stretch. Maria Fossi's got all kinds of swagger out there.

She kills the golf ball. We ask her how far she hits it significantly farther than any one of us on the show. So it's a good interview. She's cool. She's a young up-and-coming star on the LPGA tour. So check that out. That'll be up at the end of the show. We've got some headlines to get to,

some programming notes and just general notes about foreplay. We got a lot of travel coming out. We are going to Australia. We have either there's a very loud, like, small group in Australia, or we have a huge following in Australia. We get emails from Australia all the time. So you think it's a vocal minority? I can't tell.

Like, I feel like we're going to get off the plane. It'd be like we're fucking. The Beatles going to install a show? Or it's going to be a tumbleweed blown in the distance. Honestly, that's what it feels like. I can't tell which one. You ever watch The Crown?

No. No. But I've heard of that. Yeah, me too. I scroll by it all the time. Fantastic show. Shows Queen Elizabeth the whole thing. And to much my surprise,

they changed the cast after two seasons. And I guess they just do that because they're going from the 1940s all the 2000s of Queen Elizabeth's life. And I thought they'd maybe use like aging makeup and stuff. They just changed the whole cast. because now she's like 40-50. What?

But she gets off a plane and like England just like goes nuts. I mean, you know what I mean? Like she's a fucking queen. Right. Speaking of England. I don't think that's going to happen. Yeah. I think you got to understand that that's the queen and we're four-plied.

Yeah. Speaking of England. Close. We're at, uh... We both mean nothing. Yeah, they are. The Queen of Elizabeth is. Oh, what a shot.

What a shot. I mean, I'm glad you feel that way. She's nominal at best. She holds no power. She means nothing. The royal family is a joke. The fact that we shaller them. You guys are not.

pro royal family? No, because they don't do anything. I'm very pro. No, here we go, here, here. They're very, no, they're. I enjoy the royal family. I love everything about, you know, like the history of it and them, like, the way they have swagger and like, but it's all meaningless.

They wield no power. It's all meaningless. Yes and no. I mean, they're like, isn't like the morale of England, like tied to the royal family? Yes. And I guess you can argue like so. Like Johnson, when he was the president, he. like didn't like the um he didn't like the prime minister of of great britain and he like he like

wouldn't do anything with them and he wouldn't buy them he wouldn't help them when they were in like a recession and they sent the queen's sister margaret to go like help with the relations because like if you send someone from royalty it may like you know so she did help a lot with that in this last episode i watched the crown once again you just contradicted yourself but like they don't actually do it like i would have never thought of that example to defend my case to the And you just thought of it yourself. It's an example of a man who has been watching the crown. Yeah, that's what that is.

If you leave Frankie towards the water, he will drink for you. Yeah, he will. Like, we had a good thing going. Like, we was like two on two, maybe. And he was, then he just stabbing in the back. It turns out. The pool over here is just full of what I do. Turns out.

It turns out they're incredibly, incredibly important. Okay. The hell just happened. I think that I still think they're a joke. I think it's just. I get that it's like tabloid fodder across the, across the ocean, but like, that's about it. That's their, that's the only thing they have for going for them. Because they don't, they're not, they don't have a whole no government power.

No, they really don't. No. They got Buckingham Palace. The thing's awesome. Awesome. And I've never been there, but, like, I just like that whole vibe. That's really cool. That was where I made my first parcel video.

Yeah, that's right. Brexit. Yeah, the Brexit day. Man, what a wild video that was. Gaz and I, for anybody who doesn't know Barstall, Gaz is a sales guy who doesn't do sales at all. He's like our oldest employee or one of our oldest employees here at Barstool. And at the time when I got hired, you know, Trent Daddy. And they were only like, what, 15 of us total?

Probably less. Probably less than that. And so I came up with this video idea. I was like, damn, I'm going to go to England and they're going to do this vote. And who knows what's going to happen? But like, I think there could be a good video. And he's like, done, no big deal. I'm going to send a camera guy.

I meet guys at the airport. When we take off that night, all the reports are because England's like five or six hours ahead. All the reports are like, yeah, it's going to be close. But England's going to vote to stay in the EU. We're like, fuck, it's not going to be as good of a video, but like, whatever, it'll still be interesting. We'll see what happens. Will we land? We didn't have internet on the whole flight.

We land, turn our phones on. Prime Minister resigned. They had voted to leave. There's fucking massive, like, protest. We were like, let's go. Perfect. That's great. That's where this company's thrive.

Chaos. I literally suit it up, and we ripped it up around London. It was great. Still your Twitter avatar. Yep. Well, I'm in a thing where I don't like to change it ever. I just changed mine. I notice you change yours.

do you change yours pretty frequently? No. It also, it becomes a thing, right? That's been my Twitter for almost like four years. Yeah. It becomes like every day that goes by it becomes harder change it because it's kind of cool that it hasn't changed it. Yeah.

No, I change mine rarely. It just has been changing more free, like, as of late. But I just love the picture so much of me out in the weeds and fucking at piner's. So I had to have it people. I mean, you're not just in the weeds. Like you were in, are we going to reveal where you were? I forget. You were in a place that we found out the next day is like there's no way you would go within 20 yards of that place now.

So on the 18th hole of Pinehurst number eight, Trent found himself in a swampy. That's right. That video is out there because we tweeted it. Yeah. Over your head. You know, it looked like, I don't know, like you were in the safari. You were just in the middle of this fucking wasteland area dead. It looks like you're in like a swamp or even like the Florida Everglades or something.

You were out there, man. These things, these weeds were above your head, the whole thing. And Trent's taking his swings. He's hacking in there. You were in there for a good, I don't know, two to three full minutes, you know, practice swinging. You were rustling around in this terrain. I had thorns biting to the back of my leg. Biting at you.

Biting you. You end up getting the ball out. You know, a couple of tries, right? Or was it the first try? Oh, you took a couple practice swing. Made great contact. Yeah. Great contact.

You got the ball out. And, you know, we finished the round. And we're playing Piner's number two, the next. day we have our new caddies and my guy shout my guy Logan was like I was telling him about Trent yesterday I'm like oh at least we don't have any of that stuff that we had yesterday Pynast number eight and he's like yeah I saw you guys in that like you realize that that's like one of the worst places to be in in like this whole entire area right I'm like why he's like there's massive massive 10 foot long snakes in there called their cotton mouth cotton mouth snakes he goes

you wouldn't believe the thickness of these things he showed us a picture later that round of a snake in that area. Yeah. That it was like a python. It could have eaten like two trends. It was massive. What do these things eat? I don't know.

Trent. Cotton mad golfers. That's what they eat. And he just was in this area without any clue in the way. You were probably within like 10, 20 feet of one of these things. You had to be. Cotton mouths are carnivores and only eat meat. Oh.

I got a ton of that. I got a ton of that on me. I'm constantly carrying tons of meat. massive snake. I'm talking. So girthy, so thick. I kept picturing it's funny now because I'm no longer in that area. But the snake just wrapping on my feet and just pulling it.

My face just hits the ground and then I'm just pulled away forever. And I just walk away. I'm like, that's it. Trent's God. I don't even know what you can help with. You can't help. No. Especially my twinky body.

What am I doing? Trent's just gone. I mean, Trent was just eaten by py-nors. Actually, snakes might not want to eat you because there's no meat on you. So actually, you might be able to help. What is that a leaf? Feels good. That white leaf walking around.

Dude, you were like smack. Like I said, you were smacking around. Like any of these snakes would have known you were there. You were in there for such a long time. I was yelling. I was yelling, hitting the hitting. I just couldn't. You think one of them was slithering towards you?

Probably. During your little episode. That's what I wanted to know. They definitely were checking you out. How close were you to a cotton mouse name? What's the ruckus? But don't they, right? They sense like vibrations, right?

So, I mean, they were like, this is a major disrupts. We have a major. your meal somewhere close. Logan and who was your caddy, the legend? How did they not guide you to say away from that? Logan and Thomas said that they can't believe you were in there. That's how bad it is. It's well known that if you hit the ball anywhere near there, you just let it go.

So no caddies for this round, I assume. We had a four caddy, but I think... Where was this guy? I think he was on another plane. He was on another planet. I three put every single hole from hole six. How's he not getting away? And he never once wanted to correct me.

I three put every single hole from hole. At one point, I three put eight holes in a row. And I just never got help. Really nice kid. I don't think he even knew that Trent was still paying. True. I mean, that's just true. I'm lucky and I'm happy to be alive.

I think he was actually standing in the middle of the fairway with us. And he was like, where are those guys? I think that's your job. I'm being digested by a common-mouthed snake. We actually lost that guy. We can open this up to the listeners too. You can message us like, what's the worst or what's the closest call you've had while on a golf course? That might be.

That is... That might be the worst... When experts... ...adivisement job of all time. But when experts of the golf course alert you saying that that is a extremely dangerous area to be in, and you were multiple feet inside the dangerous area swinging around with no care in the world? Like, had you known that going in there, you wouldn't even looking at that area. Could you imagine if you're getting like the thorns again, we're quote unquote biting you?

And then like that bite changed. And you look at them now. And you look down in the snake, it's just... I got to tell you. I mean, what? Not a sign, not nothing. I just walked in there like it was an open feel. Nothing.

Nothing told me not to go on that area. And then once I was in there, I was like, this sucks, but not for the reason that I was soon to find out how bad it was going to suck if I stayed there. Yeah. Cotton mouse snakes, like all pit vipers, have heat sensing pits on their faces between their eyes and nostrils. The water moccas in North America's only venomous water snake has a distinctive blocky triangular head, a thick body, and a dangerous bite. It's venomous, dude.

You would have died. You're dead. Dead. You're dead. It's the only... Imagine us dragging you out there, throwing you in that cart-time. You were standing... You were standing in the home.

Get some anti-venom in the home of the only venomous North American water snake. And your caddies up by the green being like, where are these guys? I lived, babe. I'm alive. I went to the jaws of the beast and I survived. He didn't even tip me out. The venom from a cotton-mouth snake can cause hemorrhaging all throughout your circulatory system. Holy shit. You know?

Snowing this information now, how close would you get to that same area? Dude, you wouldn't go anywhere here. I wouldn't play that hole again. No way. Wouldn't play that hole again. Dude, I'm, let's get to 17. We're done.

I play, I'm playing 17 holes today. It sounds like we ever play it again. I'm playing 17 holes. It may sound like we're being dramatic. The caddies couldn't believe we were in that area. To the point where I actually asked, I'm like, why don't you guys like put a wall up? Yeah, or a sign.

It sounds like there was nothing. Nothing. And Trent was like swimming in there, swimming for 10 minutes. We've got video of it. I'm in there for. Oh, no. Forever you were in there. You're in there.

So when you look at it. When you look at Trent's profile picture on Twitter, just know that there is a water moccasin viper snake sitting somewhere beneath the bowels of where he's standing. Yes. Holy shit. They're thinking, man, that's a meaty, flailing meal out there. That's even, I'm more scared than ever.

That's your first time we talked about it. That's your Twitter avatar. You're going to change that now? No, I think it's, I like it. If people aren't photoshopping a big snake coming in behind you and that, I don't know. They're just not doing it. It's on Twitter.

The clip of it. of Trent in the actual stuff is on Twitter. Frankie tweeted it out, November 5th. Yeah, I'm in there forever. I'm yelling. I'm the loudest person ever. You basically walked into their home with pots and pans. Like, come get me. Sensing the best meal possible with all the vibrations you're giving off.

And then you're making these noise of like pure, like distress. So they're like, oh, he must be wounded. Oh, my God. This thing's going to die. Easy to take down. You're like telling all your snake friends. Like, this guy is smoked. How did they not come for you?

I don't know. Maybe they just ate right beforehand. Right. I had to be some sort of cycle where I just got lucky. Yeah, I think you were really hungry. And to circle this all up, you know, tie a little bow on this little bitch. We're going to Australia. We're going to see some other things there, huh? Man, I'm not telling you, on the websites and the courses that we're playing.

It says, like, in the summer, snakes are extremely dangerous. Extremely. In Australia. Yes. Because we're going to be there during the summer. Dude, I haven't even been out of the countryside from Niagara, Canada. I mean, we're going to Australia. That's absurd to me.

That, like, that's my first experience of, like, international travel. It's like, hey, get on this fucking plane for 30 hours and go to a whole other world called Australia where like you don't even know if the sun comes up or down. There's like a large, you know how they have like wildlife protection areas and stuff?

There's like a huge one of those there that's actually, it's not wildlife protection. It's like humans are not allowed to go in this gigantic vicinity because they're too dangerous. You'll just die. By what? The snakes? The natural creatures.

Holy moly. The land will just take you over and kill you. Nature will run its course. They've lost control of the golf course in Australia. Lost control of the terrain. Some people lose greens. These people lose sections. There's parts of Alaska that are like that.

They're like, if you go out there, you're just not coming back. Oh, yeah. You're not going to be able to face the elements. It's all going to fuck you up. The Codiac bears and grizzly bears up there? Yeah. They got creatures we've never even heard of, man. Polar bears are like eight feet tall.

They're huge. So big. Huge. In Alaska, though, I get that if I'm in an area, I'm going down. Like, if you're stranded, it's too cold. Australia, I don't get that sense. but man, I'm scared of things. That's the attitude that gets he killed.

Yes, you're right. When you don't respect nature, that's when you're on. I watch the, what's that move where that guy lives in a van out in the, out in the Alaskan wilderness? It's like based on a true story. Was it down by a river? No. I was going there too.

No, I'm thinking of a skit, actually. No, this guy goes out into the Alaskan wilderness and people are like, don't go. And then he goes and he eats some bad berries and he dies. Oh, that's Michael Scott. When he's like, what was he going for the berries or the mushrooms maybe? and then Dwight has to come running out and say, Yeah. No.

And, like, pries him out of his mouth. Into the wild. Into the wild, that's it. That's of all the things. He just ate berries that were bad and killed him. Yeah. Yeah, and he like couldn't go get help because he was, they like paralyzed him.

Australia should be fun though. Can't wait. We're going to be in Australia for almost two weeks. Will we see a kangaroo? Oh, yeah. A rue. I'm not going if we're not going to see a kangaroo. I think you like,

I think they're just around. Do you think we're going to square up with them and try to play one? Do you think we're going to be on a golf course and a Roo was going to just come across the fairway. Yes. Yeah, I do. I mean, honestly, on all these different courses, again, I go to their websites, and the drone footage you like see kangaroos on T-boxes and shit.

I don't know if they're just like if that's like a special touch that they're putting on, the drag idiots like us down there. But it looks like they're a plenty down there. The only time I went to Aruba and played a course down there, Tierra de Solt, and there were just goats everywhere, everywhere, on greens, fairways, everywhere. Nice. Hey, uh, you want some? We're doing pinkies now.

I don't think we do. I'm not doing the pinky. No, I only do that with the young legend. I said I'm only doing pinkies now. Then I'm out. You went from Cali Dabin to only pinkies? Yes.

No, you did. Yes, I did. Come back. Come back. Come back. I'm back. Oh, this is breaking news. I've canceled Cali Daps.

For the foreseeable future, they'll come back when we go back to California. I might start Cali Dapping. Uh, good, because you're a fan of a horrible hockey team. My team. What happens? How easy is it to get you up to? Here's a real. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Here's a beautiful day. Like, no, it's going to rain. Today sucks. Go Islanders. Hold on. Here's a real question that I have to ask everyone listening and people in the room. What happens to the NHL?

We have to listen. What happens to the NHL if the Islanders never lose a game again? Realistically. Realistically. That's a realistic. I mean, it's now November 18th. Trent sing the song. Something about pussy.

Something about... I only get it if I want. I only get it when I need it. It's November 18th. The Islanders haven't lost since October 11th. I mean they have lost. Yeah, they lost in overtime, but they're 13-0-1. It's a loss.

They have a point streak of 14 games. So. That's great. They still have a similar record to the Blues. Similar. Blues are 12, 4, and 5. But they're also the Stanley Cup champs. Hope you guys are regular season champs and losing the first round.

I'm going to Rangers game Wednesday. Yep. Go Rangers. Go Rangers. There's a dad. Dad's in town. Rangers gave up four goals the other day before they even took a shot. To Tampa?

Yep. Yeah, they got absolutely trounced. They were down 4-0-0, 4 minutes in. They took out Georgiev and put Henrik-Lunquison. Henrik gave up four goals. They took him back out and put back in Giorgio. I've been there as a goalie. We were getting trounce so bad that I started the game, gave up a bunch.

The other kid goes in, he gives a bunch. We start the third period. As soon as you get pulled in a goalie, like you mentally just, you're out. The coach has the balls to put me back in the game. I'm like, I look at him. I'm like, are you kidding me? Like, no, no, no. As soon as you pull me, the net's not mine anymore tonight.

went back in, gave up a couple more, called it again. That's tough, man. It sucks. Nobody's looking at that. Truly. Truly hard seltzer. Now look, they're the official sponsor of the Barstool Classic. Everybody knows that this past year.

We were down in New Orleans, New Orleans, this past weekend. The little bachelor parties a good time. Saturday we went out. Oh, I'm doing a bachelor party in New Orleans. This is awesome. It's like my first bachelor party with my really good friend who's like the first one to get married. So we on Saturday we went and walked to the alcohol store. and we're going to grab a bunch of goods for the house.

And we grab, you know, a couple 30 racks of beer, and then I grabbed, like, four cases of Truli. And go back and throw them all on the fridge about two hours later, you know, we're all drink a little bit. About two hours later, like 60% of the beers are still there, all the Trulies are gone. Everybody just drank all the Trulay. They go so fast because they are.

They are so good. Essentially for a day drink, when you're all over here, hanging out, there's a pool, hot tub back there. Just grab it. You get a truly every second. Yeah, hot tub. Hot tub was going 93 degrees at one point. I feel like that's not hot.

Really? It got up to 102. Yeah. Holy cow. Yeah. It was warm in there. Hot tub was at 102 at one point. During Labor Day,

during the Labor Day, we had a, we had a fucking hot tub at our house, and I was like, I don't know why, but like the hot tub was my baby. I was like cleaning it. I was like, what are you doing? I was like, I don't know. I was like, I had like a skimmer through it. Yeah. It was like relaxing to clean the fucking.

New Orleans is great. That place is great. You know where I was where I went this weekend, Rigs? Where's that? Missouri. This weekend? Yep. I have been to the state of Missouri now.

My flight home connected through St. Louis. Well, you're the worst flight booker in the world. No, I'm serious. In the world. You are horrible at it. Then you take the Twitter to, like, complain about it. How the hell did you go from New Orleans to St. Louis? Because he's a more out.

He tries to beat the system every time and book his flights within like two hours of them departing. And he pays probably on total, probably on average. average like 8x or whatever else. And he goes, has to go through St. Louis. It's true. It's true. That's not the right way to do it. What I do is I look at how many seats are available.

And if there's a bunch of seats, I wait, wait them out, wait them out, thinking the price is going to drop. I will say sometimes pays off 90% of the time. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's just a fact. Everyone on earth knows you're taught when you're like six that they're like the earlier you book flights, just the cheaper they are.

Yeah. That's just how it. Flew over the arch, St. Louis. Beautiful. Lights were glowing. Nice air. report. True.

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5% ABV. You're going to have yourself a good time. You're going to count that as having been to St. Louis. Yeah. That's pathetic. I've been there. I haven't experienced much of this or no? Outside of this or no?

I can say I've been to that state. That's pathetic. I mean, facts. Nobody, nobody can sign off on that. That's pathetic. I've been to that state. I had not a car because we had a little bit of a battle on the radio on Friday. I will say, Trent's that caught.

He went frozen in that moment. He looked frozen for several different incidents on this show. Mr. Powers coming out when he was frozen. I don't want to get to this again. We don't have. Okay. But I'm just saying there is something to be said where like, You're just a human being, right?

Yeah. And it's like, especially alert. Traveling somewhere, like, your body has just been there. Like, there's something to be said for that. I understand Riggs's point. Riggs's point makes more sense. And, like, you need to take in the local restaurants and the bars scene and all that. But there is something to be like, like, at one point, people were just traveling by, like, wagons.

Yes. And they couldn't go anywhere. And if you told them that, oh, I was in this place, I traveled there and I go to all these different places because, like, we get to fly around the earth. Like, crazy. They would be like, that's insane. You've been to all these places. that in my estimation, that is, that is a point for being like, I've been there because I have just traveled there. I think the point is that you literally have been there. Yes. Like quite

factually, literally, you have been there. Thank you for spelling this out, Frankie. But like, I see the difference. When explaining, it's the same thing like we said with the whole and one. It's like getting a whole in one on a par three course. You did it, but you got to now have a story and explain it. It's the same shit. Look, I just would, if someone were to say to me in our allergic situation, She's like, oh, you ever, because naturally the way it would come up would be like, you'd be talk, somebody would be talking about St. Louis for some reason. You'd be like, oh, have you ever been to St. Louis? I wouldn't be like, yeah, I had a connection on my way home from New Orleans one time. And I'm like, no, I just, you're going to tell people that you were in New Orleans and St. Louis this weekend?

Huh? Would I? No, if it came up in conversation, I would say not really. I just stopped over in the airport. The way that conversation would go, you'd be like, yeah, I'd be like, oh, great. And he'd be like, in airport and be like, fuck you, dude. Like, you haven't been there. Thank you.

Totally. I get that part of it. A psychopath. I'm not going to be like, oh, yeah, like, I got a private plane tour around the city and checked out the arches. Yeah. If you were, if you're making a list and checking off if you've been to states or not, would you count Missouri? Yes. That's crazy.

That is crazy. That's crazy. But this is the guy. But again, this is you, it's all about your definition. Like, if you drive through states, technically have you been there? I mean, Riggs is a guy who played golf in New Mexico and he doesn't say he's been in New Mexico. Actually, I figured this out. I had the states mixed up.

It was California. and it was before I'd ever been to California now or we've gone on trips and stuff. But up to that point, all we did was I was in Las Vegas from my brother's bachelor party. We drove about an hour outside of Vegas to this course, 36 whole facility. It was like one minute into California.

So we drove a full hour from Vegas, Nevada all the way across, drive one minute into California, play this golf course, get back in the car, and drive back. And I would never tell people like, I've been to California. I think the connotations of that are way, way off. People would call you a lot.

Yeah. Like, that's not being to California. It does change it that it's New Mexico and California. Like, New Mexico, I think if you play golf there and you, like, basically one of the rules that we talked about was like, if you do something with the local economy, that's sort of you bought something. You're part of it. Yeah, I went to New Mexico and I did something with the, what the hell. That right there. That's what I was looking for.

Contribute to the local economy. Yeah, I went down to that city center and I did something with that local economy. Like, what did you do, you sicko? Because New Mexico, I'm going to continue. With my point, with the New Mexico being like, New Mexico, there's not, I don't know what there's going on there, but California, there's a ton going on. Yeah, and it's California has the vibe of like the beach and like the boardwalks and the, what is it? Like Ocean Avenue or whatever. There's a place off Ocean Avenue where I used to sit and talk with you.

We were both 16 and it felt so right. Sleeping all day, staying up all night. Exactly. I didn't get to experience that. I just drove across the fucking border. played one round of golf and left, so I didn't count that. You don't know that song? At what point do we take this? You don't know that song? Nothing. What the fuck's wrong with you, man?

Yeah. Single number 18. You over there on the other side. I mean, I know that song. At what point, at what point do we take this trio on the road? Because we did zombie. I mean, that was, I mean, that was, I mean, we do all those. Hey, I'm going on the road, December 4th. I'll be in Missouri. Missou, speaking to Missouri. I'll actually be there. That counts. Shut up.

Put punk. Pop Punk. Pup Punk. Pizza party and show. We're doing a show. Papung. Pizza party? It's a pizza party. They won best college pizza fucking... Oh, that's right. I forgot that that's the reason. I couldn't remember if it was some other vote or whatever.

Back to housekeeper. Who knows how we got here? What the fuck were we talking about? Well, you were going through Australia, and I think you wanted to bring up Bermuda. Is that what you were going to do? I can bring up Bermuda. I think we were talking about... Nola there for a second and truly...

We're talking about Nola. Nola was... What was the restaurant that we went to on Saturday? Do you remember the name of that point? Oh, I want to bring something else up. We went to this piano bar, went there both nights actuals. Is that the place of the restaurant? I think so.

I think you're right. Highly recommend. I highly recommend. We did like a four-hour open bar with like this table, private room on the second, and the balcony overlooked Bourbon Street and they had beads for us to throw out there. And it was just like... Is it like in the movies that you're like throwing beads at... You just throw the people's heads.

Really? You're just trying to dunk the beads on someone's hat. They're flashing their... Flesh? Later in the night. Really? Big time. Flash in their mounds is my buddy chain salsa.

Flash in their mounds. Flash in their mouth. It's happening. It happens just like you read about. I don't know if it still happened in the year 2019. One time I did kind of feel bad. What a world. Everybody in bourbon, you know, is pretty loose, had a bunch of drinks.

There's like five girls that are walking down the street all with plates of pizza. So if you're listening out there, I apologize. You know, you need that drunken state of pizza. I throw beads. I try to hit one of them. Hits her plate of pizza. Pizza goes smack down on the ground. If I was her, I would have grabbed that pizza.

a pizza and I would have hucked it. You probably would have eaten it. What a jerk you are. So I'm apologized. What a jerk. Actually, people too. Did you apologize to her? Did you run back in like a coward?

I didn't run in, but I was like, you know, I was dodging my head a little bit. So if you had to give, so we're going off the rails here, but if you have to give one and make it quick, if you have to give one tip for me going there, I'm going on a bachelor party, you have one major tip to have a better time than you guys did? What is it? Go to the Pat O'Brien's piano bar. It's right on Bourbon Street, right? Yes.

They have dueling pianos. Everybody put you, you write down suggestions on, is what you call them? Suggest, no. Yeah. Requestion. Yeah, requests. A request. A request.

A song request. You write down requests on a napkin. You hand the napkin with like, what, five or ten bucks. Yeah. Always tip. If you don't tip, the song won't ever get played. To the pianist. And then they play, they each play two.

And then the other guy plays two. And then the other person plays two. The other person plays too. Crazy. Crazy. Sing-alongs. Oh, it was a scene. It was awesome.

So I would say, That's the perfect tip, number one. Other tip, just take advantage of the open container. The fact that you can leave your place, grab a beer, and then walk down Bourbon Street and just, like, pop into this bar, pop into that bar, see a song. So if you have a beer and everyone's leaving, just walk out. You just walk out. So should you not open tabs? Good point.

I would keep them closed. Keep them closed, I guess. I just took out a bunch of cash because there's a great casino there. So you have a couple bucks. Buy a beer. No open tabs. Walk around. I saw this one Instagram story about you guys.

you guys were waiting online for like an hour for dinner. What's that about? No, no, that was to get into the piano bar late night and second night. Okay. So. Which, you just do it. You just wait. And I will say it's hit or miss if it's a full hour.

I don't know. It wasn't that long. They said it was going to be an hour. I think they do that to deter people. Yeah. I'm jacked up now. Is it actually, it's really fun? It's really, really fun.

It's a big. It's a crazy amount of fun. And I will say in the piano bar brings very attractive women. Yes. I'm excited. The only downside is that it could be game seven of the island. Stanley Cup final the day that I go the finals I already told them I won't be going one one other tip don't take the shots in the bar because they're going to feed them to do

they're going to feed them to you they're going to feed them to you and then they're going to say all right 50 bucks for like three shots huh there's like the there's like vile tubes at most of the oh yeah I don't take any of any of those 50 bucks wow shout to my Uber driver who told me on my way from the airport to the bar he's like don't try to out drink New Orleans you'll lose. Good tip. Pro tip. Damn, that's some sage advice. It was awesome. That's great. Pro tip. Oh, it was awesome. He said that 4,000 times.

Dude, he said it so sincere. You could see it behind his eyes. He meant every word of it. He meant every thousand yards stare. He meant every single word of it. He'll kill you. And he was right. He was absolutely right. Anything else from Nolo that I'm forgetting? I don't think so.

No, I mean, we really... You guys went down to Burma Street every night? Yes. Okay. We had two nights, Friday, Saturday. So much fun. Oh, I got to give the one. So there was this, there were like, there was a bunch of groups of girls. They said, there's this one group of like, there's four girls like these from like Mexico. And they're like dancing and have a good time.

One of them was like standing up on a chair at one point. And I got to give it to the sassy pianist too. At one point she just stopped her song in the middle and goes, get off the chair, boo-boo. It was. Jeez. It was. He stopped tickling the ivories and you just hit it with a boo-boo. Legit.

I would say they're pro entertainers. They have full control of the place. They see people come and go. You don't have any power in there. Right. Like they let you have as much fun as you physically want, but it will not hinder anything that they're doing. Correct.

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Brendan Todd went back-to-back events, back-to-back starts on the PGA tour. He won in Bermuda. Two weeks ago, tour was off last week

and then this past weekend they were down at Miyakoba. Gets the win. Wild story. He had missed four of his last five cuts on the tour before Bermuda,

which he won. At one point, over the last couple years, he'd missed 37 of 41 cuts. 37 of 41 cuts. He had missed. Almost quit golf a year ago, had what he called

the full swing. Yips, I think it was mostly with the driver and then boom he goes out he wins in bermuda and then he wins this week at my a coba uh monday finish it was kind of interesting they were um i was watching it last night and they had the whole first round was washed out rained out so you know they got to try to squeeze it in 36 holes here and there well yesterday they're all trying to finish and it was weird because they didn't re they didn't regroup everyone in between the third and fourth round so you had some guys who had

shit third rounds that were in like really late groups and so as they were trying to finish last night But yet some guys who legit were in like 60th place playing with guys that were leading the golf tournament. And they just wanted to finish and go home and get the hell out of there because you can get a, you know, Sunday night flight out of myacoba to your next destination. It saves you a whole day. It's not getting up in the morning having to play one or two holes. She had this wild dynamic with like Zach Johnson was with, what was it, Ortiz. Is that his name? Who I think you know.

Who told us the D's? I think that's who it was. Pulling it up. Here. Coming up now. Carlos Ortiz. His brother was in it too. Carlos Ortiz, obviously.

So he's Mexican. Tournaments in Mexico. So he's like the home country guy playing out there. And he was like was Zach Johnson. And I can't forget who else he was, but they just wanted to finish. They were legit. Like Zach Johnson in the 17th hole while his playing partners were finishing up

on 17, he just ran over to 18 and teed off real quick. Get a ball and play. Because once you get a ball and play, you have the option to finish while I was getting dark and all this. where Carlos Ortiz was like, no, I'm going to wait. So then he came back out this morning and played the 18th hole by himself. Zach's already at home. Zach's like laying in bed.

Like, I'm glad I played that hole. He was. But they said on the T, they're like, no, you have the option. And he's like, yeah, no, I'm trying to win the tournament. He was one stroke back at the time. 18th hole is a really hard hole. And he was like, I can't read the greens because, like, it is really when it gets dark, it's really hard to tell.

Obviously, if there's a little subtle break, you need to know that. And so then he went it back out and played by himself. He made a nice par and ended up losing, I think, by a stroke. but Brendan Todd with yet another win, back-to-back wins. He, I was loving this information because they're saying this, the first time someone's won back-to-back on the tour in a while. I think it's been several years. And then I saw Daniel Rabbitport, who's at, I think, Golf Digest now.

He was at Sports Illustrated before I think they had to lay a bunch of people off, which is a bummer. But he tweeted out that Tiger has won exactly two events in a row six times in his career. In 97, 2003, 2007, 2009, and 2013. team. Tiger also has two streaks of three wins in a row in 2000 and in 2001, one streak of five wins in a row in 0708, one streak of six wins in a row, 99 to 2000, and one streak of seven wins in a row from 06 to 07. He won seven starts in a row. Good luck, Brent and Todd. You got a few to make up here.

Well, check this out. Brennan, 2016, official money, $75,000. Yep. 2017, $14,000. 2018, there's nothing, according to PGATor.com. This year, $1.8 million already. Isn't that crazy? And he got himself the worst trophy in the history of sports. What do you do with your house? His living in arrangements and everything?

What is that? It's like a rock. What did you say? His living arrangements, like, state of life. And then your bank account goes to that. Like, fighting for his tour card. Now he's got exemptions through 2023. But I'm just talking about your general life.

Like every two weeks you get paid, you're like, nice. This guy, could you. You imagine when that hits you're like, sell the house. We're moving. What are we buying? The painting was a gift, Todd. With that thing, look at that thing. I don't know about that trophy.

It looks like a sea shell. I think it's the worst show. I think you give me the Dick trophy over that. Oh, the Danielle Kang Dick trophy. She won that thing back to back years. I would definitely take the Dyson fan over that. Oh, the Dyson fan for sure. I mean, this thing is just a rock.

They just, it's like they broke the original trophy and they found a cool looking rock outside by the clubhouse. Put some blue on the top of the trophy. I mean, what is it? No joke. We did that with one of our trophies this year at one of our buddies trips. Really? So we usually get an MVP trophy and we vote on it at the end of the trip.

This is for the Golf Weekend Classic, one of the great names in all the golf tournament history. Exactly right. Golf Weekend Classic. And we do a vote afterwards and somebody wins the MVP. Ben and our friend Pete or Lurch and our friend Pete, who were the captains kind of of the trip. They, you know, get all this stuff prepared. They get a nice glass like, it's like a vase or like a pitcher or a cool glass thing that says, you know, Golf Week and Classic MVP on it.

Somebody dropped it in the parking lot this year before it was actually awarded. Turns out our other friend who's a fucking savant and builds like awesome wooden like furniture and all kinds of crazy things. He grabbed the one piece that was intact of the glass is actually the part with like Golf Weekend Classic logo MVP on it. So he's like, I'm just going to make something way cooler out of wood and this glass piece will be right in the middle of it. Very cool. How bad ass is that? Sick. Was he like Owen Wilson and Meet the Parents?

Yes. Yeah, what's wrong with this guy? He's incredible with wood. He's just really good with wood. What a great character is in that movie. Oh, my God. He just is so much better than Ben Stiller in everything in his life. He builds a chapel, the whole thing.

That's a great character. I couldn't even place it right away. I was like, what's he talking about? Then I got it. It's so good. You see him at whatever, like the altar or whatever for the wedding? Yeah. Like, that's the image that I have in my head right now.

And then the second image is when it just goes up in a blaze. Yes. Damn, that's a good movie. It's such a good movie. And at that time, Ben Stiller was, like, smoking a cigarette on the roof. Dude, I watched heavyweights yesterday because I have Disney Plus now. And that is just a fantastic fucking movie. The blob.

Everything about it, man. It is a really good movie. I've actually been meaning to watch that. Congratulations, you are the fattest boy in camp. Everything Ben Stiller says is funnier than the last thing you said in that movie. I agree. He's like, get on the scale. Get on the scale.

He just goes to the right. He goes, get off the scale. It's the best. It's the best. Shout out to the Kisner Foundation crew, who they were all hanging out with us last weekend in Aiken. Kiz tied for 76th.

Chapel tied for 58th. And Brownie tied for 76th. I will say, they made the cut, which is great. How did they, wait, so how did they make,

Kiz of 76 out of 81? So the 81 people made the cut. Oh, got you. Kiz finished tied for 76. Kevin Chappell tied for 58 Scott Brown tied for 76 so you know Kids and Brownie having the same standings and finishing the same spot is so

kids and Browning because they play the same as that game identical games You could have put a blanket over where their golf balls landed every shot every time we played with them every hole that we played with them 100% and they finished with the same score Do you think the foundation had anything to do with the way they played? I was just putting those stats out there

People can draw their own conclusions Maybe they do better on a non-foundation weekend The out of 81 in parentheses was particularly mean. You could have something to do with it. And for some reason when you put the amount of money he made is mean, even though it's a, it's a high amount of money to normal people. 13,824 bucks for a weekend of work or four days of work. Yeah, I wonder, I bet he loses money overall on that probably.

Because I think they like chartered a flight from Aiken. I think they like have to pay for their lodging and whatnot at like Myakoba, which is the one where like all the wives go on the trip because the spa. Definitely lost money. Then he's got to pay out like Dewey. He's got to pay out JT as swing coach. He's got, you know, all kinds of BS, his manager and this and that. There's no way kids are making money on that.

No, no. That's a loss. Yep. I would love to know what, I guess it changes tournament to tournament, but I would love to know what the threshold is for every tournament. Me too. What's that number? It makes money, yeah.

Now, I will say to speak in a more positive light about our friend Kevin Kisner in his financial situation that this weekend, the RSM classic, is what like Kevin Chappell and Brownie were calling the Kevin Kisner Classic because he's like up there with the highest money winners in the history of the tournament. His results are in 2018, he finished tied for seven, $192,000. 2017 tied for $4,24,000. 2016, he missed the cut. 2015, he won for $1.03 million.

2014, he tied for $220,000. In 2013, he finished T20 for $68K. So he should make more money this weekend. Yeah. I'd be very surprised if he didn't. A lot of money. It's a lot of money. I ran into a guy in the elevator in my building, and he's a stool.

We were talking about the, talking about foreplay and the trip that we just took to Pynors. And he said that his Wi-Fi password is Kevin Kisner. What? How weird that? Yeah. We were just, you know, shooting the shit. I was like, oh, yeah. And then we went to Kevin Kisner's event.

He's a great guy, all that stuff. And he's like, that's my Wi-Fi password, Kevin Kisner. I was like, that's cool, man. All lowercase? I think it was all lowercase, all one word. Wait a minute. What? Kevin Kisner.

Who is this guy ran into in the elevator in my building. What? Dude, what are you talking about right now? I'm talking about this guy. You just get really high, hold on. It's this random dude in your fucking apartment building. Yes.

You get into the elevator, you go on a floor or whatever. Yeah. You open up the door. Is he already in the elevator or he gets him with you? We both got in on the lobby. And he said, what's up to you?

He noticed you? Yep. And we started talking about foreplay, the trip. And then I was like, I saw you guys went to Kisner's event. Yep. And then I was like,

yeah, he's a great guy. It was a really fun time. And he goes, My Wi-Fi password, Kevin Kism. That's so fucking weird. Yeah, it is. What a random fucking thing.

I was like, that's great. He's a great guy. He's a good person to name your Wi-Fi password. Why do you think he's sitting there? He's sitting there, right? He just moves in a new apartment. He's like, okay, I'm going to install. I got to get cable.

I got to get Wi-Fi. So if Wi-Fi people come, they give him this router, they set the whole thing up. They go, all right, now you're in. What do you want your password to be? He says, Kevin Kisner. And they went with it. Why do you think he went with that? I don't know.

We didn't have enough time. Elevator conversations are usually cut short, so I didn't have a time to, like, dig into why they did it, but, you know. What do you think his Wi-Fi name is? Like the router box. It's got to be something related to golf, right? This tournament, the RSM classic,

because he does well there. Just a huge Kisner guy. Who's the coolest golfer on tour? Yeah, there's just a little Kevin Kisner fact that means nothing to nobody. I wonder how many people in this world's Wi-Fi passwords are Kevin Kisner. I'd say he might be the only one. I guarantee people change theirs. to Kevin Kiddon.

Oh, definitely. That's going to be like a popular. The for play listener, Wi-Fi password, it's like if you're ever out and about and like there's another four-play listener, you're like, oh,

I can get their Wi-Fi because it's Kevin Kishol. Yeah, their name should be like, that's like our club. It's like, if you're ever in a bind, you need some internet,

you know the password. Just no, make your radical, great. Make your radical foreplay and your password Kevin Kizzy. Yes.

And then we can just have, yeah. Super global Wi-Fi network. Yes. All based around fucking kids, you finished tied for 76 this week. Now, I don't know much about internet or any of this stuff, but there has to be some sort of, like, security breach if everyone changes their information to the same thing, right? Like somehow, some way.

Yeah, like an alarm goes off somewhere. Somehow, some way. If everyone that listens to this podcast makes their router name forplay and their password Kevin Kisner, at some point, someone in the dark web is going to catch hold of this and they're going to be able to tap into a ton of routers. Yeah. Somehow, some way, if it's all the same. They're just going to take over the podcast. The next show is just like. I'm telling you to still do it.

For Chan. Definitely still do it. Still do it. Still do it. I want to see tweets about your name being Kevin Kisner. I mean, your name being for play, your past for being Kevin Kisner.

That is so random, Trent Daddy. It was. Shout to Matt Kutcher, who was the defending champ, who infamously kind of ruined his whole reputation forever last year when he won and tipped out like three or $5,000,

whatever it was to his local caddy when the typical going rate on tour is 10%. He won like $1.2 million or whatever it was, tipped out like $5,000, got roast, He stood his ground for months. Idiot. Got roasted again.

Idiot. Ended up having to pay out like the 50K anyways. Returned this year. Made an ace, which then set golf Twitter ablaze with all the jokes about not buying drinks for everyone. The beginning of what you said, you said it's so casualty, like ruined his reputation forever. That's just true.

It's so true because even if he does something good, like he makes a hole in one, great job. Everyone still is going to make jokes about how he's a cheap skate. That's tough. When PJ Tor tweets, out that video Kevin Kisner getting a whole on one. All of the replies are like... Matt Kutcher.

Yeah, right. Like nobody wanted that ball to go in less than Matt Kutcher. He's got to tip out. He's got to pay drink, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, way to go, Cooch. Good work. Nice days. Staying in the headlines.

I'm just staying up there, buddy. Tommy Fleetwood. One on the European Tour. He won $2.5 million. It was the biggest prize, I think, in European Tour history, is what I think I saw them saying. kind of a crazy finish. It was the Ned Bank Golf Challenge.

He wanted a playoff. He made three eagles in his final round. Three eagles and four birdies in his final round. He had a couple of bogeys mixed in there, too. He made back-to-back eagles I was watching. I think like the eighth and ninth hole. He just eagled both of them, which... Crazy.

I know what kind of golf is this fucking guy playing? We're just easy to eat three... And he only... I mean, this is... I think... So this is South Africa, I believe. Is that where this was? Does anybody know where this was?

I think this was in South Africa. And I believe they were saying, no, this is A. So it's ZA. Is that Zimbabwe? Ooh. Do you know where the fuck this tournament was? I saw, I saw.

They're calling it Africa's majors. Our good friend Gary Player tweeted about it. He said, good night, South Africa. So I would imagine so. South Africa. ZA is South Africa? Wow. That wouldn't make sense.

Anyways. The tag that I heard them say was that this is Africa's major. And that would make sense because $2.5 million first place is a ridiculous amount of money. And I was stunned when I heard it watching in real time. I was like kind of dozing off yesterday. I was so fucking hung over being in Nola all weekend. I was laying in bed from like 1 p.m. until like this morning. And, you know, you're in, you're out, your sleep, you're awake.

Oh, yeah. I kept hearing at one point, I got you on them being like, this is Africa's major. Tommy Flewitt won $2.5 million. What the fuck did they just say? Like, is that the total purse for the whole thing? That's more than the masters, no? I think it is. I think it's right there.

Yeah, it's more than any other tournament. One $2.5 million. No, that's why you make two eagles in a row. You're like, I want $2.5 million. Yes. And what I was going to say is you see a lot of times, like especially over an European tour, you see guys win at 20, 25 under par.

I mean, this week, I think Brendan Todd on the PGA tour was 20 under par. Him making three Eagles in the final round is crazy because he got into a playoff and won the tournament at 12 under par. That's like what Tiger won the Masters at. Like 8 under par was third place. So only two people made it to double digits under

It's not like this course is easy And Tommy Fleetwood made three eagles in the final round He fucks And four birdies And four birdies That's a charge Frankie said to his face you fuck He does fuck

He does He fucked three eagles Can't get three eagles and four birdies In a final round not fuck He just can't do it He was jacked up after what his party He was crazy was And he makes sense

Yeah 2.5 Schmillion So good work by him Got to give it to Jakeem Hansen With one of the great Most Relatable Bunkershot shot shanks i've ever seen this is a shot any any amateur golfer out there you're so familiar with this is probably the most common way that a lot of us get out of bunkers is you just blade one you just you know you're told you're taught you got to swing hard you got to swing through it i've

been here before oh man you taught that so right so we all swing out of our fucking shoes in the bunker and you're like i just got to hit about an inch or two behind it and then you just don't and you blade that fucker right into the lip and then it just ramps out somewhere it doesn't always go to a foot like this guy shot. That was amazing. But we've all done that where it gets out and then everybody makes the joke. Like, oh, you're out. And it's like, yeah, no, you're right. I am. That's great. This one was pretty extreme.

It was extreme. I saw someone tweet, like, is this the best shanked bunker shot of all time? Like, it actually may be. I don't, I mean, recorded on video, I just don't know how you can get any better than this. As a guy who his soul has died in multiple bunkers across the country,

this seems like a viable option. I think you could maybe purposely try to do this. That's repeatable. I blade them all the time. I'm more used to blade them. Why can't I? I'm just seeing them go forever. Well,

what I was going to say is the problem is when you blade them and you get just a little bit too much elevation, that is the worst spot you could be on any golf course. It was like 60 yards over the green. Like the architect just didn't account for that. And you're back there like, oh, man, what are we going to do? I hit one so far on the front night to back a road over the hole that there was a cliff behind the green all the way down to the next fairway. and I was pointed that my ball was all the way down there and I said there's no way my ball's all the way down there

we're talking a hundred yards behind the green it must have just went down I took one step I legitimately fell like I was in a movie like my legs gave out I started sliding down someone got it on video I think it was Andrew oh yeah I mean I started sliding down this fucking hill I was like oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm just like I'm not going down and I don't know how you would just drop you wouldn't have not gotten back up that hill no impossible it was too severe like he was just his round would have just had to been canceled

Because he tried to go play. That was on the front nine of one of my craziest splits of a front and back that I've had all year. Crazy splits. Crazy splits. So that's a great video. If you haven't seen that one, go check it out. And very,

very relatable. We've all been there. We just bladed it into the bank. Again, it was an extreme version of it, but good for him. And then I would like to read this story that's kind of been making the rounds. People have been hitting us up.

Some things are better in golf, which is the title and one of the quotes from this, the subject line that people have been sending. email. Some things are bigger than sports is, of course, Rico Bosco, who appears on some Barcelona Sports podcast says all the time. But the case is this. So it's the Latino America event down in Argentina. And what happened was, having just watched Ricardo Celia drain a 30-foot for Bertie in the two-man playoff, Brandon Matthews has an eight-foot putt to force a fourth extra hole and keep an invite to Royal St. George's in play. Winner of this gets to go to the

British Open. which is a big deal. You can play in a major championship. So imagine you're down there grinding on like the Latino America event and you get to try to, you have a chance to go play in the British Open. Very, very cool. He says, I got over the putt, took the putter back,

and heard kind of a Yelp or a scream. Matthews told Gallcham on Monday, fresh off a nine-hour return to Florida. I kind of flinched on the putt and immediately knew I missed it. I thought someone had done it intentionally. I was frustrated, really. I was in shock that that just happened.

So Matthews, he immediately turned around and gestured to the gallery after it happened, while Celia was doused with water on the green and upset Matthews headed to the locker room where he was approached by PGA Tour Latino America's tournament administrations manager. Listen, we are so sorry, it's a terrible situation, but here's the deal. He was then told it was a fan with Down syndrome who had made the noise in his backstroke. He had gotten excited and lost control of his emotions. As soon as he got these details, Matthew's answered, take me to him.

His switch, his face changed. He almost broke into tears. the official told him as Matthews grew up his mother Donna worked to manage home or manage group homes and his best friend had a sister who also had down syndrome. I was around mental disability growing up and I have a soft spot in my heart for it. Those are really special people. I felt so terrible that I was even upset. I just wanted to make sure that he did not feel bad at all.

He went over there. There's a bunch of pictures of him like hugging. He went on to say, I gave him a hug and asked him, hey, are you doing okay? Are you having fun? I just wanted to make sure he was enjoying himself that he had no hard feelings that he didn't feel that about what it happened. I didn't want anyone to be mad at him, and I didn't want him to be mad at himself.

I wanted to make sure he knew that I wasn't mad. That's all I wanted to do. There's a couple other quotes, but the last thing that he says, it says, but for Matthews, what happened Sunday, superseded winning or losing or any other career concerns. Some things are bigger than golf,

he said, and this was one of them. So a very, very cool story. Wow. Very easy to be upset in the moment. He even admitted he's like, I felt bad for being upset in the moment. and went and basically was able to put all of that aside. Yep.

And have a very human moment. And so, very good story. Feel good story. We had a bunch of people who hit us up. I guess he's from like the Scranton area. There's Brandon Matthews. Brandon Matthews. And, you know, a bunch of stories and Alam said he's a really, really good, really good dude.

So I thought that was a story very much worth sharing. Very much so. Okay. Anybody got anything else? I don't think so. You don't think so? No. I'm trying to think back.

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Thanks. Thanks so much for having me. It's very cool to be joining you guys today. So like I mentioned, obviously a rookie out of the LPGA tour, how's life right now? What are you, you know, what are you doing on a, it's a Monday in the fall? What's your day look like? You're obviously geared up in your golf gear right now. So I imagine you're out there practicing.

Yeah. I mean, it's off season now for me. So I've just been really grinding it out there. A couple swing changes. So it's been kind of tough this last couple weeks. But just trying to get ready for next year. Hopefully it's a better one. So, I mean, you crush the golf ball.

Everybody goes nuts about your golf swing. We're going to get into a lot of that. But you mentioned swing changes. what are we working on? What are we trying to change? Well, not anything big, just mainly trying to get a little more consistency with my swing and trying to just shorting my swing a little bit more and trying to, yeah, get like the club in a better position at the top so that I can just have like smaller misses, I guess. But it's been a, I mean, a fun ride. It doesn't look like a,

a major swing change, but it's definitely felt like one, from maybe a little bit of an overswing that I used to have to now. I mean, it almost feels like a three-quarter shot to me now, but it's looking good. It's feeling good. And the ball's still going far, so that's, I'm happy. So let's talk a little bit about that. You know, you kind of the phenom superstar, you come in, you got the big swing. How far are you actually carrying the ball out there?

Well, we were doing a couple of track band numbers the other day, and I was probably hitting driver like 276 to 279 in the air. Not a big deal. Pretty good there. Yeah. Do you just like when you play with men, do you just like especially like amateurs or pro ams or whatever it is, do you just embarrass the hell out of them all the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I love to do that too. It's pretty. fun to see their faces when I hit it past them. I'm like, yeah, I hit it like a girl, but the girl's hitting it further than you. She'd be a good 50 yards further than me. Oh, easily.

I got a little cut shot that takes a lot of distance off, and you would be just blowing it by me. That'd be tough. Yeah, you'd be a solid 50 or 60 yards past Trent. That's incredible. That's a whole wet shot past you. Huge. That's very impressive.

Very impressive. How huge is that? I mean, how much of advantage is it out there? there, you know, being able to hit it as far as you do. I mean, I think it's huge. But at the same time, I think it might honestly at points just play against me because I mean, I hit five or six drivers a day out there. That's a lot.

I actually have to kind of dial back and, I mean, hit errands or hybrid off the tee because driver's too much for the whole. But when I do get to hit driver, it's a huge advantage. And of course, on part 5s, I can get there into or I can cut around a couple corners and stuff. So it's huge. I mean, I think it's great for the audience, but then it's also good for me golf-wise. Yeah, how much is that change going, you know, from AM Life to professional? We hear all the time about amateurs hit it, you know, even like further a lot of time than professionals because the courses, the difference, the professional level.

So how much has that changed? how much as your strategy had to change from, you know, your phenomenal amateur career to now being out on the LPGA tour? To be honest with you guys, I was kind of surprised with the way the courses were set up on the LPJ. I thought they were going to be a lot different from amateur golf. Of course, the greens are different. I mean, they're firmer and faster. But the core setup itself, it's not as different as amateur golf. I think lengthwise, it's fairly similar, which I was kind of surprised.

But I think on the greens, that's where the LPGA really like steps to the side. And it's really a big difference with pin locations and just the conditions of the course. But strategy-wise, I think it's been very similar, which honestly I didn't expect. But it's been mainly more of just my shots. to the green, that's where I really had to change a little bit the way I was used to playing. I mean, I can't go at every pin anymore.

I have to be maybe a little more conservative more often than not. So that's been more of the challenge than like the actual setup of the golf course. So for a lot of fans, a lot of golf fans and just sports fans in general, probably first guy

introduced to you at Augusta, the Augusta National Women's Amateur this spring. How crazy is it that you played You got to play like an epic round in Augusta National right before the Masters. So a ton of people are tuning in to be like, all right, I want to see the course. I want to get geared up for master's season. They got to watch you out. How crazy is it that that actually happened and that you were a part of that?

Oh, I mean, it's unbelievable. I can't believe that we actually got to play there, and especially, I mean, the weekend before the Masters. It was, the course was in as good. I mean, great shape. I couldn't get any better. and I mean just the opportunity to play I think we played in in front of like 30,000 or 35,000 people and I've never seen that many people on a golf course before so that was I mean super super special and it was my first trip to Augusta so for me just being there was a treat itself and I mean

the round that we played on on Saturday with Jennifer I think it's definitely I mean the best round I've played in my life. I don't think there's going to be one that that's going to top that one up in a little bit. I think it's going to be up there for a little while. And I mean, I think we were just super lucky to be there. And I mean, it was just super cool to play and see that the crowd gets so involved in amateur golf, especially in women's amateur golf. So that was super special as well. Did you get there? I feel like I would have gotten there like six hours early for that round and just walked around. So you do anything to, I mean, I know it's, you got your routine, competitive golf

or that, but I mean, what is it like going into a round like that? How do you, how do you not take it, you know, dramatically differently? Yeah, well, the round itself, I tried to kind of do my, my routine that I always do. But for the practice round that we played the day before, I was definitely the last person to leave the facilities. I mean, that practice range is unbelievable. I mean, I wanted to sleep there. It's so nice.

You have everything you needed more. So I definitely stay there as long as I could. But then, yeah, just going on to Saturday, I try to stay, I don't know, as calm as possible. I mean, I was just super nervous just to be there and to tear it up in front of that many people. I mean, I was walking up to the first team. My only thought was my hands are shaking so much.

I'm worried the ball's not going to stay in the tea. Like that I couldn't care less about golf. It was just more of I don't want the ball to fall when like my name's announced. That's how we feel every first. If there's more than three people watching, I am the most nervous person in the world. So I can't even imagine the first team. Bring it one of you guys to tee it up for me.

Wow. So, but it was incredible. I mean, as much as I tried to kind of focus and do my own thing, I couldn't help myself, but to look to the sides and to see, I mean, it was rivers of people just getting ready to follow us and to just witness history being made, I think. I was amazed at how well you guys played in that situation because, I mean, we tune into the masters all the time. We've seen not to take shots, but you see like Greg Norman collapse. You see like Jordan Speeth collapse. And here you guys are out there in like the back night and Augusta just hitting shot after shot. Were you, I mean, were you even a little bit surprised at how well you guys played under those circumstances?

You mentioned like 30,000 people watching it's Augustin National. People are tuning in. I mean, I know obviously you guys are phenomenal. But even the best players of the professional, we've seen struggle and here you guys were just going shot for shot. Were you kind of even a little bit surprised at the level of play? Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I think that when I, at least, this for me, when I was playing, I couldn't think. I mean, I was just mind-blown. I mean, it was just so much to take in that I think it just overpowered everything. And I was just in, like,

automatic. Like, I wasn't really thinking much about what was going on or it wasn't until, like, after that I realized, like, damn, like, we literally just played in the biggest stage in women's golf. there's nothing like this. And I think it probably was so much for us to handle that, I don't know, I think our bodies just took over. And at least for me, like, I can vaguely remember that round. Like, there's a few shots, maybe three or four shots that I can talk you guys through and be like, okay, I know what I was doing.

I know what I was thinking. But for the most part of the round, like I, I, I don't remember what I was feeling. I don't remember the conversations I was having with my caddy. So it's, I don't know, I think a pretty crazy thing that our body does, I guess, that it just happened. Like, I honestly, it's so hard for me to talk about that around because I don't remember the round.

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It's been talked about a lot. Articles have been written about it. What's it like now kind of, you know, being out on tour, bringing that out there? I mean, are the other women out there, have they been very helpful? Do some of them, do you feel like, look at you like, oh, here's this, the talk of the town and the big hitter? Like, do you get any of that? Or what's kind of the vibe out there now being a rookie out there? I think you get a little bit of both.

I mean, but for the most part, I think I've been very lucky with the players that have approached me and kind of taken me under their wing and they're trying to help me. And of course, with the Latinas and just the Spanish speakers in general, we kind of have a little group that we have breakfast and lunch together some days in the week. And I don't know, we kind of just lean on each other a little bit more than with the other players. Just we, I guess we feel more comfortable with that. But, I mean, it's very competitive. And we, I hate to say it, but I think girls make it even more competitive. because everything's a competition out there.

I mean, they're looking at you up and down to see what you're wearing and what you're looking. And I don't know, it's, so that's a little bit of, I mean, the competition, it's a little bit much for me at times. Like I don't know, I understand the competition inside the golf course. But when we're having breakfast, we don't need to be competing to see who's the healthiest. Like, it's fine. Look at each other up and down in like the breakfast buffet. Yeah. Oh, she put a lot of syrup on that wall.

You can have that extra piece of toast. Like, nobody's going to say anything, you know. But I mean, I don't know. I guess it's just part of it. But for the most part, I've had a great time. And I'm just very excited to be leaving my dream and to be able to be on the LPGA. Yeah, I can see you putting like that extra piece of toast. So you play, you see all the other table over there.

You start whispering to each other. She doesn't take it very seriously. It's tough. It's a tough world out there. So talk about a little bit about your college experience. You decided to stay and play in the NCAA championship, your home course and all that. How big was it for you to go in, get the win like you did,

and sort of kind of finish on such a good note like that? Well, for me, I mean, college was great. I mean, I think the team that I had all my four years, each team was different in its own way, but at the end of the day, we were a family. And I think that's why it was so hard for me to leave after getting my card last fall. I mean, I was like, I can't leave them. Like I felt like I was, I don't know, being very selfish if I were to leave. I really wanted to stay and just finish what I had started basically with the team.

and I feel like I owe them that. I owed myself, of course, getting my degree, but also just being there for the sisters I never had. I mean, I think I was very fortunate enough to find that sense of family in college. And, I mean, I had the time of my life. I mean, if I could go back, I would definitely go back to college. We had so much fun. Just made so many great memories that I look at my.

phone and see pictures and I just laugh. I mean, I go back to those nights or those days and I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe we were doing that or just everything's, it was, it was great. I was, I was loving it. And then, of course, hosting nationals was super special. And I was like, well, I can't paint a better picture for me to leave school with those hosting nationals. and my last collegiate tournament being in Arkansas. So I was like I wasn't even thinking about the LPG at the time. I was like, hey, I'm just going to go and get ready because we need to win nationals.

And it was in my head the whole time. I was going to be a national champion. And that was everything I did for two years. That was the time that we knew that we were going to host. It was just working towards that goal. And then coming down the 18th hole and knowing that I was a national champion and it was, I mean, so freaking special.

It just doesn't get much better than that. That's very, very cool. So what do you do off the golf course? What are you doing when you're not playing golf? I like to watch a lot of Netflix, like a lot. I probably should do something else. But I... What are you, like, deep in right now?

What are you, like, deep in right now? I've been watching Sheds Creek for a little bit. It's cool because they're like 20-minute episodes. so I could watch one or 10 and it's fine. You never watch one. Let's not lie here. So I've been doing that and I watch a couple Mexican shows and I've been watching. I really like Spanish shows.

I think they're the best series like from Spain and stuff like that. So I've been watching a couple of those. But I honestly just like to do that. But then I like to be outdoors as well with my friends and stuff. So I can, I don't know, just go for a walk or go to the pool and just chill there with my friends. And I don't know, there's a lot of times that we just go to the outlets and just walk around and I don't know, have like some ice cream and maybe shop a little bit. But just I just like to be with my friends and stuff like that. You got any superstitions?

You superstitious at all? Not superstitious. but I like to do things that get me ready for a week. Like, I'm not going to have a mental breakdown if I, I don't know, didn't bring my lucky underwear, but, like, I'll probably have a breakdown if I don't feel like I'm prepared for the week. Like, I like to practice and do things that get me ready for tournament weeks. So, like, I guess, I mean,

It's not really a superstition, but I just like to be prepared for what I'm going to see. What do you keep like the same? No, number of T's in your pocket or anything crazy like that? No, no, nothing, nothing of this sort. No, I, I, no, not really. I mean, there's really, I'm trying to think if there's anything that pops, but I think it's just me being, being ready and my preparation, that's probably what I'm more, most skeptical about, but not nothing superstitious.

How far is your stock seminar go? 185. Yeah. It's pretty damn far. That's far, man. 185? That is far. Shit, we just got back from a golf trip.

I took a five iron from 185. Oh, yeah. That's a good five iron for me. I got a smoke shot thing. That's a smooth seven iron. That's just like, all right, we're 185, a little downwind. Let's just smooth this out. Yeah.

Oh, man. Damn. Damn. Shit. So what's next for you? What are we geared up for? What are we going to see you again? Well, I'm actually headed to Pebble Beach on Sunday.

There's a tournament that tailor-made hosts. It's honestly, it's kind of a weird format because there's professionals from like like Symmetra, LPGA, PGA, the Corn Freight Tour, the Champions Tours, it's like a little bit of a mix of just a bunch of professionals, but then there's also amateurs who play, and, like, each professional has, like, its own team of amateurs, and there's, like, a competition with them, but then there's also a competition amongst the professionals, and I don't know, but it's got to be pretty cool. We play at Spanish Bay. Pavelle Beach and Monterey, I don't know if it's Monterey Bay or like, but something along those lines.

So we played three unbelievable golf courses and it'll be a nice trip. Have you played out there before? Was that? Have you played out there before? No, I've never even been there. So I'm pretty excited again, just to be out there and, and yeah, just take a look at those places and see, see what it is like. You should wear that blue because it's going to pop with all the ocean behind you. That blue you're wearing right now is popping.

I love everything about that aqua blue. I think you should wear that right. As you're walking down the fairway at Pebble Beach, you may just blend right in. I think I see a ball just fly out of the sky and they'd be like, where'd that come from? I'll definitely be wearing at least the blue cap then. I'll keep in mind. Yeah, that Instagram is going to be popping for sure. By the way, Pebble Beach ate our lunch.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, I mean, eight-hour lunch. We stink. We're really bad. I've still got scars from that round. I'm still deterring for that thing. We're really bad. No, we get killed.

We absolutely get killed. What are we going? Got any goals for next year? What's that you'd like to share? Anything like that? How does that work? Do you set like a list each year or how does that work? Not really.

I mean, I mean, I have dreams, I guess, and things that I would like to do. but I don't like to set goals like I want to win or I want to do this or because I feel a lot of those goals are not really controllable. Like if I say I want to finish top 10 five times next year, well, I have no control over what the other people do. So I think that's kind of like a, at least for me I'm like that's not really a goal because I don't have total control over the outcome of that goal. So for me, the goals I do try to set are like,

okay, like I want to avoid three points. Like I want to go the whole year without a three point. Like that's one goal that I think I have complete control over for the most part, at least. And like I want to stay healthy. I want to play every tournament with my body and my mind at 100%. I want to do things like that. Like I want to be, I don't know, hitting probably like 70% of my fairways and stuff like that. But I mean, my dream, of course, is to win on the LPGA.

And, I mean, I can go on and on and on about the things that I would love for me to happen. But for me, goals are just more like the little things that. And if I do those, my dreams are probably going to have more chances of happening. So that's kind of how I operate. So when you go to Pebble next week, are you at a point, like you've, I mean, you play in huge rounds of golf at Augustine. National. Are you excited to go play Pebble or are you just thinking like Fairway, Green, focus or do you still get like jacked up to go play Pebble?

No, I mean, I get jacked up to play any golf course. I mean, I think I just really enjoy competing. I mean, I like to compete. I hate to lose. So everything, everything that's a competition for me, it's exciting. It doesn't matter if we're flipping a coin or if I'm team it up at Augusta National or Pebble Beach. I mean, I just get really excited to be able to compete and to do what I love. So, yeah, like, I'll probably get nervous, even if it's a friendly tournament. I get nervous if we're betting. I mean, I was last week, I was in Mexico for a prom and, like, a fundraiser, and they

had me hitting drivers, and I was, like, nervous on the tee hitting drivers. I'm like, I literally do this every day, and I still get nervous just because if I hit it far enough, they were going to give money for these cherries. I was like, okay, you better hit this damn good because we need to raise money, you know? So anything that's a competition or something of the sort, I get the jiggles, and I mean, I love that. How do you play with so much swagger? You always carry yourself on the course with like so much swagger and like confidence? Where'd that come from?

Yeah, I mean, at least I try to. course, it's easier some days than others, but I like to think I'm a pretty confident person. I think if I don't believe in myself, nobody else is going to do that. It's nobody else's job but mine to believe in myself and to keep my head held high. And I just try to play it cool and think, I don't know, that I'm the best everywhere I go. I mean, even if it's my rookie year in the LPGA, I thought and I deeply believed that I could win. You know, I was like, I know I'm capable of doing that. Like, I think I have to believe that first and then things are going to happen. So I think I like to see myself as the best period on the LPGA. And of course, I mean,

the numbers don't match what I think, but I still have that same belief. And I mean, it doesn't matter if I shoot 80 or if I shoot 64, my self-belief, it's always up there. I don't know, honestly, where that came from, but I think it's the way to go. Anybody ever complain about it? Anybody like can't handle it that you, you know, you got like so much swagger out there on the course? I mean, there's a lot of people that said, like, oh, you're intimidating or like you need to kind of bring it down or you're, I don't know, too sassy and all these things. And I'm like, well, maybe a little, but I also try to stay humble.

I mean, I think it's a very fine line of, like, believing in yourself and then, like, thinking you're better than everybody else. Like, I, of course, think I'm the best player, but that doesn't make the other players, like, worse than me by any means. I think that's just my own belief. Like, it doesn't make a truth for the person next to me. So I do try to stay humble because I feel like if you lose that, it's no good. So I mean, I know there's a lot of people out there that I can learn from and I love that.

But at the same time, I feel like I need to have a lot of self-respect and self-love when I'm out there. Because if not, I think that people really step down on you and just kind of look from above. And I don't think that's fair by any means for anybody. So I yeah, I just try to stay humble, but at the same time, like, you got to do your thing. You got to be you out there. Yeah. All right. Well, look, you're very fun to watch play.

It's very, very early in your career, obviously, as a professional out there. So keep up the good work. Good luck out there. And, you know, we'll be for you. We really appreciate you taking the time. Thank you, guys. Yeah, this is a lot of fun. And hopefully we'll be giving you guys a lot to talk about in the next.

a few months and years. I like that attitude. I like that attitude a lot. Have a good one. Yeah. Appreciate it.