Fore Play - Spin Doctors, Assemble!

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

The Boss Man posts a pic with his arm around our guy Kiz. The Spin Doctors have a HUGE new member. The Barstool Classic has its first real controversy. Rory roasts Kuch. We break it all down and rip through several From The Galleries in this fun, old school type show!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. FedEx Cup playoffs have, well, they're about to begin. Everybody's out at Liberty National. Tiger posted a photo yesterday, President's Cup chatter. A lot to get to. We got to first to tell you about Supreme Golf, Piedhurst. I want to go down to Piedhurst really badly.

Actually, the more we keep talking about, the more it's frustrating me because I want to go out and frigging Pyehurst and play that golf course. all the golf courses. They have like 9 million golf courses down there. There's also like tobacco roads down there, which I really want to play. It's supposed to be a bunch of, what's it, mid pines and all. Anyways, pinerous experience, ultimate piner's experience. That's what Supreme Golf is giving away.

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We're going to support the hell out of them. We love them for that. What a great decision that was. There's a mutual love there. It is a great decision. I got to tell you. I got to tell you, not to tutor a horn. Things are going well.

I think that's a... All right. Things are going to be a lot. Unbelievable move by them. Really got in on the ground floor. Who's happier than Supreme Golf? Nobody. Man, the amount of people I see

even at these Barsal Classics that are just like, your podcast in the last year has gone crazy. We met Tiger Woods with Supreme Golf as the presenting sponsor. Yeah. For the team that just hangs out with Tiger Woods. Yeah.

Remember when we met that Tiger Woods guy? Wow. Somebody tweeted that video out of us on the last show. I know we talked about it on the last show. Yeah, Lurch. Sorry. And the guy tweeted it last night. was like, I still can't believe this happened.

So there's some random guy out there just thinking about us meeting Tiger Woods. Yeah, those thoughts come back to you though. Oh, yeah. We talked about it a lot on the last show, how it's like, we still can't believe it. You're just kind of like sitting there not really thinking about anything. And then a thought pops in your head and you're like, how did that happen? It's crazy, man. How did you just talk to you?

There's a lot of hard work. I'm just sitting my desk punching the keys. Just looking at you guys. So good. Seeing these unbelievable text chains go through. Nothing better than Lurch on the text chain who is just like, that's amazing. Wow. So cool.

That's amazing. and we're just out there doing it. You almost just saw Lurch left the chat. Please invite me back in about a week and a half. We're actually just sharing like pictures and footage so that we can all put it out on social media. We're not even trying to be like, hey, remember when this cool thing happened? We're just doing it for work. We're just sharing it amongst each other and Lurch just responds.

Like, wow, that's awesome. Cool. In that tone. Least excitement of all time. That's a tough break. It's a really tough break. Spring golf. That's just a great move by them.

They got really got in spring golf.com slash barstill. We love Supreme golf. I booked tea times with them all the time, as you should too. Barstall Classic yesterday in Philma, Philly, the Philly stop. Typical Philly. I mean, it was just, you know, it was our first rain delay. Weather was crap for like half the day. The course, we had to give a $100 refund because of the course conditions were not,

in my opinion, equal to the value that other people that had gotten that it also paid $300, which I would like to get a little bit more into that. So Philmont Country Club is a great spot. Really cool spot. Great layout. They had reached out to us, this guy, Justin, who's awesome there and done a great job. I feel really bad for them because they were saying about three or four weeks ago, the course was in phenomenal shape.

Place is known for its greens. Apparently they got the fastest, like craziest greens in town, even a couple members that played said that. A couple other locals who have played the course of handful of times said that. I guess what happened in Philmont was they had. They have polanagrass that has just taken over a lot of the golf course. And poana, as you know, is usually supposed to be more for like moderate climates, right? Like in California and stuff, poana grass does really well.

When you get it into a place like Philly and then you get torrential rain for several weeks and then you get unbelievable heat for several weeks, it basically boiled the poanagrass that had taken over much of the course. And so there were a couple holes. And I got to tell you, like the course actually played. very well and fine and most people didn't even really notice it. It was mostly aesthetic and it was mostly unlike the holes that you saw

from the clubhouse where everybody's hanging out for like the first half hour before anybody teased off. It was like the 18th hole was basically completely dead. It looked like somebody had driven a golf cart back and forth through mud across the entire hole, including the greens and all that. So upon arrival it was like,

what are we doing here? That looks horrible. What is going on here? It's a bad mental image. And so we and I really, the more I think about it, I feel terrible for the Philmont crew because they couldn't have been more helpful and understanding. But I also really wanted to protect the brand of the Barstool Classic. I wanted to protect from anyone out there potentially feeling like they didn't get the same value yet paid the same money as other folks. You go to Walston, you guys were at Whiskey Creek, how perfect that place was, how much we just kept going on and on about how phenomenal the condition was.

you pay 300 bucks for that then you pay 300 bucks and the course looked like it looked I was just like we can't we just cannot do that and not say anything so I went to their team and I demanded that we were going to give everybody a $100 refund they met us halfway so they did you know big credit to them so we're going to eat half of that Philmont decided to eat half of that 50 bucks per person and met us halfway they're like we totally get it and again I actually I mean feel terrible I really feel bad for those guys and I see some quotes coming out from like deke sucker that I in my speech like trash the course that's just not correct I have the whole footage from the speech I said exactly what I just said which is hey guys we're going to give you all a

hundred dollar refund I want the value to be the same big credit to the film out crew do as much they possibly could to get this place in good shape we had a call with them a couple weeks beforehand and he made it very clear like some of the fairways are a little spotty and this and that end of the day I don't think anybody even cared everybody that was out there was like what are you talking about this is great we're having a phenomenal time we ended up having the same guy Doug cusick for the first time won both competitions. Wow. He closest to the pin and the putting competition.

So he took home $1,500. Great value. Yeah. Great value. No, that's strong. We had a tie. He really made $1,600. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, kind of. You know what I mean? That's not really how it works, but yeah, kind of. So we also had a save. Does the penny earn? A rare tie in the closest to the pin. Oh. Oh.

Two guys hit it to the inch? Yeah. Two guys hit it to six foot nine inches. Nice. Isn't that great? That's sick. The place went nuts when I announced that. Place went nuts.

Holy smokes. So we had the closest to the pinoff. We had the guys. It was probably about a 70-yard shot on the driving range for everyone. They each got to hit two shots to the 18th green pin. Probably about a 70-yard shot. And Doug Cusick hit his second one to like, what, four feet? Who's this Doug Cusick fell?

I mean, it sounds like a professional name. It sounds like a professional name that a professional would use to speak into a tournament like this. It might be correct. You know what I mean? He did not qualify, however. Oh, he didn't finish top six. No. Oh, wow.

So he walked away with what, $1,500? Yeah, $1,600. I think if he would have finished top six, it would have been, he would have been like, I'm kind of showing my hand here a little bit. That might be like people would be looking into me. If I finish first and I get $500. He should have, though, like, the bigger prize is to go to Liberty and have a chance to win $10,000.

So he should have flopped that, you know, he should have, like, muffed the closest, or to the putting contest or something. But anyways, that guy won. Jordan Spee's uncle played. What? Come on. Stowe Spieth. Good player?

I don't know. Yeah. So he, it was really funny because he came up and, you know, we obviously, we require that you have an official handicap. It doesn't have to be a gin, but gin's preferred. Every state's different. If you're in like Delaware, you have to have their system, whatever. But you have to have a handicap. And so naturally, we have like 10, 20 issues with handicaps every time because somebody entered their number wrong or it hasn't updated or something.

There's always just an issue. And this guy comes up to me. He's like, hey, I just want to talk to you about a little bit of a handicap thing, a discrepancy real quick. I'm like, yeah, no problem. What's your last name? He's like, Spieth. I was like, what?

Like, yeah, just look up at him. You're like, huh? Stowe Spieth. I was like, okay. Interesting. So I look him out. We handle this situation. And then right after he walks away,

Daniela's like, yeah, I googled him. That's Jordan Speets' uncle. I was like, what are you talking about? So then we end up. Is it Googledable? You just Googleable? Frank in 2019. Yeah, I just didn't know if like all of three

Like uncle's brother Like is like a fucking Wikipedia Fair point I guess Google my buddy like you can't find him anywhere Facebook page might pop up maybe The 50th one maybe It says I Google it said the first article that comes up The 21 year golfer just happens to be the nephew of Stowe's beat

The bartender at the pub That's unbelievable So then We have the uh you know I didn't really see him I saw him a little bit during warm up and all that But I'm busy I'm going I'm trying to handle the refund thing, there's a lot going on. So we play golf, everything starts.

Well, about an hour and a half, two hours in, we have a big rain delay. Rain delay was great because we got like two hours to hang out. Everybody's having Trulies, drinks, chatting. It was great. And so I chatted with him for a little while, and I go back up to him and his guy again. I'm like, oh, good to see again. He's like, Sto Speeith. I'm Jordan Spee's uncle.

And I was like, yeah, our team kind of figured that out. So we were chatting, and he was a super, super nice guy. He was all underarmored up, obviously. And he's a super nice guy. He's like, you know, we got to, you know, if you ever need any help in the future, getting on a couple courses for the Barstable Classic, let me know. And he was like the nicest fucking guy in the world. And he was saying, he was like, I texted Jordan during the rain delay.

And I was like, how do you deal with like a rain delay? And he said, Spieth was like, just one more cocktail. Unreal, good answer. So all-time comment. Oh, man, that's great. So it was awesome. It was very cool to meet him, but he played. Him and his partner, they did pretty well.

I think they just missed the cut. So they played pretty well, but just missed the cut. But, and he was a nice, you know, he was a super nice guy. So that was the Philmont stop. We're over halfway through. We've done five of eight, nine, if you include the championship. Obviously, you would have preferred that what happened didn't happen. But, you know, things were going pretty well for the classic.

Like, it felt like you were right in a row. Like something had to go wrong at some point. So now you just kind of got that out of the way, you know what I mean? Yeah. And it was great because it actually ended up, you know, when I first arrived on property, I panicked. It was like, what are we going to do? We can't just not say anything. You know, this looks like a dog track.

What are we going to do? And it ended up being way better than that. Like I said, I was posted a bunch of pictures, like certain aspects. Of course, like around the skirt, it was one of those where like around the skirts of the greens, it looked beat up and stuff. But the actual greens were nice and we're rolling quick. And everyone's like, the putting's great. And we ended up playing since the fairways were not great.

We ended up just playing lift clean and place the whole day in your own fairway. So it really didn't matter what the fairways were because you could just find a nice piece of fairway. Set your ball on it, clean it, and hit. So really it didn't matter playability-wise. I don't think anybody made a single comment. I don't think anybody bitched at all about the course conditions, which is why we did what we did at the beginning, so that it would just put it in people's brains.

Like, no, you're good. So it actually couldn't have worked out better. It went really, really well. Roan was out there. He was hysterical. Yeah, I saw the video of him high stepping across the game. This is one of the funniest video. I can't not laugh at the video, man.

When he said he looks like the Grinch. He's fine. He does. He does. He also looks a lot like Frankie. When you put golf stuff on him? Yeah, my girlfriend texted me. She's like, are you at Philly?

because I just watched Instagram story I could have sworn you were in the background I was like no And then she watched the next one of Roan taking a selfie She's like that's just Roan Like that just looked exactly like you You're just two I guess two skinny white guys You put them in golf attire

And they look pretty similar He did he had the same outfit on you had on a whiskey creek Identical and you guys have the same complexion That's what it was Like the same person How was Smitty? Hammered And gambling like we know Smitty to gamble

Man he was betting on Everything Well, I'm trying to, you know, make some money. I got to get married soon. Double or nothing. That's what he just, that's what he kept doing. He would lose, he'd have this big episode, you know, we'd give him 10 puts at it, right? And everybody's seen around the kids.

Give him a thousand. He's got a stogie around his mouth. He's got 10 puts at it. You know, he does all the dramatics every gets to the sixth put. And he backs off it, doesn't misses by a mile. It does it the whole time. And then he gets the last one, misses it. Everyone's like, oh, you all rakes 200 bucks.

Double or nothing. I'm no, Smith. Like, we got a show to run here. We got to move on. I'm surprised you guys aren't still there. I'm surprised you guys aren't still there, and he's just yelling double another. He's like $20,000.

He's just the worst athlete and worst gambler of all time. Any sport you play, I'll take you. Degenerate. Degenerate is absolutely right. In games like that. Like, I don't know how much sports gambling he does, but when it's like when you guys are playing bags or when you guys are doing a pun contest like that,

he will go until his bank count is empty and then some. It's really a sight to watch. He's just hoping he hits once. Like he's down to get 100, down 100, down 200, down 400, just continue to double or nothing, and just hope he hits one, and then it's back to zero, and then he could walk. Dude, do we used to play, yeah, we used to play bugs or bugs. When we used to play bags at the old office?

Bugs? Bugs? What is Bugs? What game is Bugs? I, you know, I fucked up my word. I got to tell you, there needs to be a game called Bugs because it sounds, you know, we should invent a golf gambling game and call it Bugs. I'm in.

That sounds awesome. It's got to be something about, like, yeah. You guys are you getting Bugsy out there today? Something like crawling, something. something rolling something on the ground bunkers something with you greens and sandies

oh maybe maybe it's a what's the word where you use the first letter of all the words acronym acronym it could be an acronym it could be an acronym bunkers bunkers bunkers under the green okay I think we're going to have to work on the yeah

let's you know we'll break transform it we'll put a pin in that we're going to workshop what I was going to say is pretty you is like as that you guys just play bags at the old office and he guys would just be like hundreds of dollars being thrown around

like what is happening yeah I think he currently owes me a thousand dollars of bags from two weeks ago we were playing and he just doubled nothing and double nothing and I just keep winning so that's what he was doing the whole day

we filmed the rigs he demanded that he'd be a part of the rigs verse video on the 12th hall and I don't want to give it away man but it was it was one of the more shocking videos I've ever seen

my driver I have a huge dummy mark in the top of my driver he did that to my driver okay yeah Oh, he hit my cart When I was sitting in it Was he belligerently drunk Or is he just an idiot

Bulligerently drunk Love it It was great That's Smitty at the Philly stop Of the Barstallas When I saw him with a cigar in his mouth It was like Smilly Ashie is so in his element right now

He was walking around Ashie I'm at the Philly stop See? I want to talk birds I want to talk birds You know Dev Dev? You know He got banned from the rigs verse

in the middle of it I banned him. I took his golf ball. First ban that one. You cheese dick. I took his golf ball and put it in his pocket and put it in my pocket. I refused to take it out of it. A couple calls, cup of coffee.

Smithy does this thing for anyone that doesn't listen to Barser Radio. He hosts Barser Radio. He also hosts the cousins every other week. Is that what that is? Yeah, we go week on, week off. And he just goes, all right, we're going to take a couple calls. And in the back, in the back behind the glass, for some reason, every time he says a couple calls, I just go, a cup of calls, cup of coffee.

And I just said it to him one of these days, and it rattles him down. But he can't say, but he can't. stop saying couple calls. It's like, it's, it's just so crisp. Couple calls, couple calls. That's Smitty. Most guys have tried different ways to last longer. You got to go with Roman.

What ways have you guys tried? You know, you ever tried to not curl your toes? I don't know if any of that stuff works. I was told that once. I don't know if it works either. I was always told of curled them, you just put them out straight, you know? I was told to think about glaciers or, um, what? Glaciers

Glaciers? Glaciers Glaciers like erupt And like No they don't Yeah they like I watch it on that planet That Netflix thing

You don't want one thing Glacier don't do if erupt But like they like split apart And the things come out and flying I mean I watched it on that Netflix Yeah that one you're right Where that one kind of like collapses But as it's collapsing

It's kind of like the Titanic Where part of it like shoots up in the sky Like my most recent moment Now I can't think about glaciers I'm thinking about shooting up into the sky I should know that it just doesn't work when I think about glaciers. It just doesn't work. Roman.

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Next one is Chicago on August 16th. crew will be there. Yeah, that'll be exciting. That'll be my first. I mean, these things are going as well as they could possibly go, it seems. Could not be going better. So I just cannot wait to be part of one. I think it's going to be awesome just to see it.

The Chicago one I'm worried about. In terms of what? It's too much. Yeah. It's going to be a circus. So many people. Yes. Summer Friday in Chicago, sold out in about an hour.

We have an arsenal of, you know, talent, personalities, of everyone to call them that are going to be. be there. All the Barstool Chicago guys, so like Carl, White Sox, Dave, all those guys, Chief, they're all going to be there. Who's the one I'm missing? Carl. Carl.

Carl. They're all going to be there. All the four play crew is going to be there. So all four of us that are here right now. We've got a whole Aaron Hills team is going to be there. We have an Aaron Hills fours fores them because we're going up to Aaron Hills right afterwards and we're playing our round at Aaron Hills the next day and spend the night there with our guy, Steve, who won the auction.

He paid over $8,000 to play golf him and three of his buddies with the four play crew. So we have an Aaron Hills crew. We got a couple caddies that caddied for us. At Aaron Hills, we gave them a team. Ben's caddying for them in the Barclays. Big Cat's going to be there. He's singing the national anthem. Paige Sparannick and Taylor Cusack, they're going to, they're there playing and they're playing with the team that paid thousands of dollars to play with them to be in it. It's going to be, oh, we have got guys from golf, WRX, which is a big time equipment like forum and social media account, all that. those guys are coming.

We've got so many, I mean, we could put like a Barstletown on every single hole and make it like, all right, this is the Chicago hole. This is the big cat hole. This is, and people are just going to know that it's coming up and they're going to get so nervous. It's not a bad. It's the highest scores of all time. And it's a summer Friday. So it's like, it's an earlier start, which means we're going to have longer to drink in the afternoon.

All we have to do after is get into a van and drive up to Aaron Hills. That's all we got to do. That's all we have to do. It's more just like a floating living room. They call it a splinter van. What does that mean? Oh, yeah, Splinters? Yeah.

Yeah, we rented a splinter before. They're unbelievable. They're awesome. Yeah. It's literally a living room on wheels. What does that mean living room? Well, think, like, not a car, but more like couches around the outside for the most part. And you're just kind of in a limo, but it's a nice van.

It's like a party bus. Yeah. It is. It's like a smaller, it's like the smaller option of a party. Yeah. That thing looks sweet. We're taking that up to Aaron Hills with the crew. So we got the whole Aaron Hills crew.

They're coming down. They're going back up with them. We got all the people I just mentioned. And that's August 16th Friday in Chicago. And on top of that, the PGA Toursen Town. That's the BMW that next weekend. So like there's just, everything's kind of coming together. I'm legit nervous about that one.

I might just take carts away from people halfway through. Because the only trouble we've really gotten into so far is cart related. Yeah. People falling off carts, you know, it's just like, carts are dangerous. Yeah. But it's going to be seen. It's a vehicle. It's a vehicle on a golf course, you know.

And of course nobody drinks and drives there, obviously. but I'm just saying there's some problems. Anyways, that's the Barso Classic situation. Continues to roll on. We're five deep. We've got three more to go than the championship. Let's get into some headlines. Tiger posted his picture yesterday with the potential President's Cup team.

He's, of course, the captain. He's basically made it well known that he's going to be a playing captain. So he'll just, he's going to pick himself to be on the team, which is great. A lot to break down from this picture. First thing is just Tiger's hand is on kids' shoulder. They're pals, man. They're buds. And you're right.

It does look like someone waited in line for a couple hours to get a picture with Tiger Woods. But, you know, I like having our guy and then our guy touching in the picture. It kind of brings it all together for me. From picture to picture, no one looks different than kids from picture to picture. It's insane. You could see him at his house the Wednesday before the U.S. Open. He looked a certain way.

We see him on the golf course. He looks a certain way. And then you see him in a picture like this. He's like a shape shifter. When he was rolling into Bethpage and how he looked there with like his hat and everything, what's going on? and in this picture, he literally looks like a four-year-old. Yeah, he looks like, yeah.

You have to squint to be like, is that kids? Look at his hair. What's going on with his hair? He looks like a mess, and he's with his boy T. Weezy, and, like, you know, they're all happy, and it's an unbelievable picture. It is such a good picture with the whole squad, so you got to love that. We got tagged in that all over the internet. I didn't see it at first, but Matt Coocher is extremely prominent in the picture, and now I can't

unsee it. I didn't realize he was 65. I didn't realize he was 6.5. What is he doing? in that picture. Who allowed him to be in that position in the picture? He's like the perfect centerpiece and everybody else around him is just smaller. But he's not a good centerpiece. I mean his head looks ridiculous. Right? Just like his whole like he's got he's not a white pants guy with like that big old like bald head and all that.

Like that's just not. He looks insane. He's got tan shoes on and he legit. He looks like I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. He looks preposterous in this picture. He really does. He's taller than Tony Fino. I don't know if that's because of the back. Honestly, when you take the hats off all these guys, they all look a little bit different. Patrick Reed.

It's crazy. People make a little of Patrick Reed because he looks like he's ready to play around. But that's how I know him. So he goes unscathed in my mind. You know, like he looks the most normal because that's the most I see him. Tiger Woods kind of did the same thing.

He's like, I'm going to put the hat on. I'll put the shorts on and put the golf around. Tiger looks great. Yeah, he does. You look at that photo and Tiger Woods just pops out because he's glowing. Like look at Phil in the back.

He doesn't look great. No. He looks like he just woke up. He looks horrible. Your eyes gravitate to Tiger, just like they always do because Tiger just brings the juice. Well, it's like where's Waldo? You're just trying to find Tiger. Not even that.

Like my eyes just immediately went to him because he just has the juice. Like Tiger Woods is just glowing. You also notice, I mean, the first person you notice, like you said, is Kooch. I would say to kind of back up your point here, Frank, is that if Tiger were wearing his like jeans, no hat and his like, you know, black t-shirt that he wears a lot and stuff, he wouldn't even. noticed him. He would look awful. He would blend in and he'd be just like that guy in the background. This is what we've been saying for years now is that Tiger in golf clothes is

the hottest, sexiest, most appealing person in the world. You can't not look at him. He's magnetic. You just change this outfit. Nothing else. Smile stays the same. Posture, same. Hand on kids, same. You put him in jeans and like street clothes. He looks terrible. He really does. And I think that's the problem maybe with Kisner and Mickelson. That they are just, they don't need to be. I don't not use to seeing them in

street clothes and here they are. Yeah, Kiz's hair is really starting to work. Kids looks like he's getting ready to go for a night at the bowling alley with his, with his boys. DJ is all the way in the nosebleeds back there.

Yeah, DJ is. He's just, I can't believe. I kind of only didn't notice him until he's down. They all just have the widest foreheads in the world. It's that hat to him. Every one of them. It's just something.

But anyways, you know, cool little picture. No speed. No. I think that was a lot of people commenting. No Jordan Speath and the whole thing. I keep going through it to confirm that, but he's not in here, right?

No, maybe he was taking a call for his uncle. Yeah, I think they just didn't invite him because he's not going to be on the team. That was a little joke. A little call back there. No, I know, but I, you know. That's an outrageous response to what I just said. You're part two, though. Yeah, you're part two.

I don't think so. I don't know that you picked up on that. Like, he's just not. It was a joke. He's obviously not in the picture because he's talking to Stowe-Speeth at the Barstoo Classic. No, but I don't know that you knew that he's like so bad this year that he's not even going to be on the president. I didn't realize that he's not going to be on the... That's why he's not in the picture.

All right. That was a swing and a miss by you. I don't know, man. Someone back me up here. That was such a good callback that, like, you think that, like, I didn't know where your brain was going. It was such a bad callback. I enjoyed the callback. I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm in a Looney Tunes episode right now.

I'll just keep you on the island. Just swinging and get more and more pissed off. Because you want to back me up here. No, I just, you know, I'm happy sitting here. This is great. You're a loser. You're acting like that was this diabolical joke. I liked it.

Jordan Speed is not in the picture. Everyone's talking about. You were looking for it. You said you couldn't see him. It's obviously that's a big deal. He's not in the picture. And I said maybe he was out taking a call with Stowe's Pete. You did go fishing.

You were like, I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. I don't see him. And now you're acting like he's playing so bad that it's obvious he's not in the picture. But then you said he looked over it like a couple times to see if he was in it. So I was like maybe he's in the back talking to Stowe's speed. I did like the Stowe Speed.

I think it's an unbelievable call. Talk to Stowe. It's losing value now. The more you talk about a callback. If you explain a joke, it's an awful joke. It's an awful joke. Don't let someone repeat. Anybody had to explain the joke.

But I also, well, the reason that I brought the whole thing up is because I think there are some other people on here, like who, if Spee's not in there, I wouldn't think some of these people would be in there. It was kind of like, so I didn't think it was that outright. I didn't think it warranted such a, like, outrageous callback that I, I didn't know if you were serious or not. I didn't know what was going on. I didn't know how in tune you were with the speed.

Well, yeah, I think in there and all that. Yeah. I'm, part of me is surprised that he's not in there. Yeah. That's kind of like the point. Like how the fuck is speed, not part of this group. I know that he's playing poorly, not going to make the President's Cup team, but still he's been so much a part of all these things that you'd think he'd at least be in the mix.

If he has a couple good tournaments, something is that, that maybe they would, but no, he's just not. I thought that was kind of, that's kind of wild and surprising. I don't know if we have anything else in the picture, no? No, I don't think so I do like where Tony is He's just kind of sticking out there Ricky looks cool as always He definitely wishes he was just a little bit taller

But other than that Kevin Odges looks happy Brison looks like no one's really talking to him Yeah But that's pretty much it Yeah Why you gotta say that I don't know

Brison just looks like he like He joined the picture late And he's like behind everyone Then they all walked forward And he kind of just stood there When the photo ended And they're like Bryson's here

I don't know That's the thing I got You gotta take cheap shots of Bryson It's not a cheap shot. You asked me to take a fucking... You asked me to say what I thought. And Ricky looks unbelievable. Ricky looks GQ.

He does. Like, I think it's Web. Who is behind Ricky? Is that web? That's what I thought. I think it's Webb, but it doesn't... Like, I wouldn't be 100% sure on it. I would put my money on Web.

Yeah, that's Web Simpson. That's what I thought. Is Zander, like three feet tall? DJ, he's got to be on his tippy toes back there. Shout out to Gary Woodland back there. I feel like he's not getting enough play. Zander is the shortest person in the world. Yeah, he looks tiny right there.

He's in between Tiger Woods and DJ, and he's just getting body. Man. Yeah, he's... Let me in the picture. Not a great showing from him in this picture. All right. President's Cup standings. We got Kepka's one, DJs two, JT's three, Zanders, four, Cochers five, Web Simpson, six,

Bryson's seven, Patrick Cantlay, eight, top eight go. I believe there's four Presidents' Cup picks. Tiger will, of course, be one of them. You've got to think Kiz gets a pick for this thing. I mean, he was great at the last President's Cup. Him and Phil were doing their dance thing, which we talked to. about. He won the match play this year, which, you know, match play, you don't get to play match play that often. And these things are all matchplay. So naturally, you need match play guys.

And not only did he win it this year, but he finished second last year. So, Kiz, and he's a phenomenal driver of the golf ball. He puts really well. You need both of those things when you're doing things like best ball, like altered shot, because you need consistency. You need people to roll their rug. So you've got to think Kiz with the captain's hand on his shoulder. Exactly. We'll get the pick. He is. 16th in the standings, which is a little surprising to me. I thought it would be a little higher. I don't know exactly all the standings work.

It's like FedEx Cup, but there's some things are weighted this way, that way. I thought, again, that he would be a little bit higher, but he is not. Ricky's 11th. He's outside the top eight, obviously. Phil's 14th, speeds 29th. It is funny when you go look at the other team. You know, I mentioned like Kepka, T.J. Thomas, there. It says, like, Mark Leishman, Louis Ustazen, Hedeke, Matzayama, Adam Scott, Houtong Lee,

Cameron Smith, Jason Day, C.T. Pan, jazz, jot into one, known, which I don't know who that is. Abraham Answer. I do know who it is, but I don't know how to say his name. Abraham Answer. Those are like their top 10 versus ours. So, President's Cup. You know, I don't really know how much you can say about it. It is, it's fun to watch, obviously. It's going to be tricky to watch this year from the U.S. because it's in Australia, unless we're there, which would be really cool. So anyways, it's all I got on that. Roy roast Matt Coocher at the Windham Rewards thing. I'm still mad. I mean, Rory was just telling me he passed me by two points. Two points is $300,000 over two points. I don't know what money means to him.

Yeah, Rory was just telling me that he beat me by just two points. And that was a $300,000 difference by just two points. And Rory just jumps up and grabs a mic, gives him the awe. Well, we know how much money means to him. And the crowd, they kind of laughed, and then they all kind of got exactly. saying and there was just bellylapse in that place. They erupted. The balls on Matt Coucher

to be talking about money in public at this juncture. No. Is being like, oh man, I lost $300,000. Just give it a rest. Just, and I feel like he thinks that people have forgotten

or they're not talking about anymore. And Roy's like, no, man. Like, we're still going to get jabs about it. Dude, sometimes that happens. Like, he fucked up in such a general way with like tipping. Like now he can't talk about money ever. And that sucks for him.

But like he's going to have to be in situations in which he'd be like, like, he's going to tip at every single restaurant he ever goes to. He's going to tip at every single golf, like, club that he plays at, like, country club and stuff. I don't know about that. He's going to, I don't know the guys that don't tip.

Just don't tip. I don't know that it becomes part of your DNA. No, what I mean is that he's going to be in a situation in which he has to tip at every club and restaurant stuff. So, like, he's going to hear these comments nonstop. Oh, yeah. Like, he can't get away from it now. So, like, no matter what situation he's in whether he's at this, like, whether he's

talking like this or he's at a restaurant, he's going to be hearing little chirps because he fucked up in such a, like, worldwide known way, right? Like everyone knows about like the money situation and all that stuff. And you just know that all the guys talk about it. Obviously like Roy, they've just like, and there was the Phil when he was driving down Magnolia Lane. And you know like behind closed doors. These guys are just talking about. How about Rory was so nervous to say that that like he barely got it out before he started like nervously laughing?

It was like the most nervous laugh I've ever seen in my entire life from Rory. He like was like bouncing up and down and not making eye contact with Kutcher. Like, oh shit, I can't believe I just said that. It's also the most I've seen Brooks Kepka, Brooks Kepka laugh or smile in my whole life. He was just loving. I got a moment where I was like, oh, shit, like, Brooks may like his peers right now for a second. Like, I feel like he always thinks, like, he doesn't like golf nerds and golfers and guys who really love golf. Like, I feel like he looks down on them because he's, like, better than them and doesn't like golf.

And he thinks he's cool like that. And I think for a moment, he was just like, oh, I can hang with these guys, you know, if we're going to make some fucking jokes. There's also part of me that thinks he didn't hear what Roy said, and he just sort of laughed with the room. Which we've all been there where it's like, oh, everybody's laughing. Like, oh, man, that was great. I thought it was a moment of clarity for him. Like, oh, shit, like, these are my guys. We're going to fucking, we're not going to play golf.

We're going to make jokes. Roy's cool. Roy's cool. He's a cool guy. I'm going to invite him to have some horse meat. Rory and Brooks, too, like laughing because they're roasting an older, like, tour guy is just a cool look for golf. It's really cool. Brooks would love to roast him.

It's like the jocks making fun of the nerds. Yeah. That's right. It's classic bullying. It really is. Cooch, I think you could just tell, like, he's so. out of it and kind of aloof to the whole thing, that him just grabbing it and then volunteering this story about the $300,000,

like, what are you doing, dude? You got, he has no idea. He's not ready for it. He's getting roasted by all accounts whenever they talk about, he always do these interviews around writer cups and presidents cups around. Like,

oh, who's the most sarcastic guy on the team? Who busts everybody's bowl? Everybody always says Coochre. He always gives everybody so much shit. So now it makes sense that since he got so roasted in the media and in the public that then you get filled chirping them you get now rory chirping them that these guys are chopping at the bit to just feed it back to cooch uh and it's funny because he publicly like he doesn't know how to take it because he right he's like no everybody thinks i'm a cheap's comeback

that's great like because he got nothing you just have no like that people forget now but that spiled into such a PR disaster for coocher like if he would have just nipped it in the bud right at the beginning it would have been like a little bit of a thing but people would be like, I don't really remember what happened. They let it go for a month to the point where Cocher had to release a statement being like, all right, I paid the guy. I paid him like a ton of money. I'm trying to get past this.

And he dumped it on a Friday afternoon. Coocher just, yeah, you're right. He's not the guy who's not the type of guy who's prepared for taking jabs like this. No, I think it like levels him when he gets hit by something like that up there. On team, like on camera with a microphone, he's like, shit. I mean, he didn't sleep last night. There's no way he got a wink of sleep last night. Do you think off camera?

He just, he like taps Roy in his shoulder and just like, ah, great one man, or do you think it's like, what the fuck, dude? I think he says great one and then like cries as he walks away. I think so, too. It's like great one, man. That was awesome. I'm so glad you got that show in front of everyone.

Then the scene cuts to him in the car. He just has both hands on the wheel and he's just crying as he drives home. Thinking about just swerving. It's either light tiering or it's like an R.E. Gold freak out in the car where he's just like punching the steering. No, I think he's just like, laughs while tearing. He, like, he, like, kind of chuckles to himself and then a tear drop.

His emotions are so mixed that he doesn't know which one he's feeling. Poor cooch. But, I mean, he deserves it. Never going to get better. Never. He's going to get roasted forever by this stuff. Forever. Ah, good work by Rory.

Just amazing work. I love Rory so much. I do. You really do. Yeah, I think he's cool. And he may, you know, we've talked about all on the podcast. He's a cool guy. I think he's just cool.

I think he's cool. I think he's cool. I was like, like, wants to be accepted by the cool kids so badly. Yeah, he's cool, man. Yeah, he's cool. Oh, no, that kid's cool. Yeah, he is. We all know he's cool.

He's cool. He's got a big old dick. He makes jokes at Matt Coochre. I would say he's an alpha for sure. Does it devastate you that he doesn't talk to us? A little bit, yeah. Well, I don't know about devastates. Probably not the right word, but I think he would be great in this atmosphere.

I think we've had so many guys on the show like Justin Thomas, and we just get a different side of those people. And I think if we had him on this show, it would be one of the best interviews we've ever done because the way he speaks about everything is incredible. is incredibly interesting. He's an open book, and he would be, we'd ask the right questions,

and it'd be awesome. I think we'll get him eventually, yeah? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Kind of just looked at me with disgust on the driving range at the U.S. Open. I was like Rory,

and he just looked at me and just kept walking. He also could have thought I was just like a plain, plain little child. Yes. Which I am. I think he's like Dan commented

on Barstool Sports main Instagram post before. Yeah. But that doesn't mean he's going to have any idea. He's also just like he's Rory. Like he's just, He's the biggest thing in the game. He's got a little bit of Tiger in him where it's like he's got a little bit Tiger in though where like he's a upper level just not because of the way he plays.

Well, also because of the way he's a superstar. Yeah, the way he just carries himself is like, oh shit, there goes Rory. Like he, we can't talk to him. He's a one name guy. Yes. Tiger. Exactly. You get a one name guy.

You're the top echelon. Helps when your name is Rory. Yeah. Yeah, his name was just Mike. Jim. Mike McElroy. Mike O'Bye's last name, McRoy. I'd call them Eminem.

That was cool. Call it. That was solid. That felt good. How's a match? It's early. So it's like it's good to know the brain's firing early. Were you going to ask me about the bachelor?

Yeah. It's great. Because then one's the new one? Well, I'm thinking about getting into it. The new one. I know. Twitter was on fire last night.

I know. And I missed it. I got home too late. We have now just become a bachelor company, which I'm, I'm happy with. It used to be like me and Barstle Chief and Kelly Kieg's tweeting about it. And now everybody gets in on it

because what happens when you get involved is we get a ton of engagement. Like everybody's watching and it's easy. Like you just comment about things that are happening and they're so absurd that even a simple comment about what's going on, people are like, oh shit, that's interesting. So if you want to get involved, you just got to jump in. You can jump in, jump in, jump out, but it's great. We're now in Bachelor in Paradise where it's two times a week, two hours a night. So you're talking four hours a week.

It's a bit of a commitment. How is this thing still going? Badger's been going on for 20 years, I feel. It's more popular than ever. Is it? How is it possible? I think Instagram has... Yeah, Instagram had a big...

Going on the show now is like you're less going on to find love and more to get Instagram famous and the pool of people who want to be Instagram famous is so large that you're never going to run out of doofuses to go on the show. And it's so preposterous, right? Those people are all clowns. Yes, and this is a rare case, but the guy who finished in second in The Bachelorette just now

is now dating Gigi Hadid, the supermodel. So it's like in these people's heads maybe if they go on the show, they're like, man, my career, my social media presence could really explode. And that's really a big part of it. There can be nobody who's genuinely going on to just find love, right? That would be crazy. It's not so much anymore.

That would be crazy. People say they are, but they're not. I've got a buddy from home that's on that Love Island show. You're on Love Island, right? He's going to win Love Island. He's going to win $100,000 tomorrow. That's pretty great. What's Love Island?

It's a show on CBS every single day for like an hour. Maybe even two hours. It's a reality show similar to The Bachelor, but there's just different aspects. It's on every single night on CBS. He's on primetime TV five nights a week for the past four weeks. What? Yep. Every single night.

And he's the favorite. The guy's an unbelievable, good-looking guy. The Dylan guy. I've seen pictures of him. He's good-looking. Went to high school with him on my baseball team when I was growing up. Good kid. He's just unbelievably good-looking.

Did he get kicked off the baseball team with you or no? Nope. No. He was the quarterback of the football team and he, like, ended up not playing baseball when he went to high school. And he's the hottest dude that I know. And he's killing it on the show. He's got to win.

I mean, he's going to win. Famous for being hot, it sounds like. Very cool. That's great. I'm going to comment here on Lydia Coe, obviously I'm a big lady golf guy. Some interesting comments from David Ledbetter, swing coach, obviously, a very famous swing coach. So for anybody he doesn't know Lydia Coe, she only won once in the last three years. She's only 22 years old.

She became the number one ranked player in women's golf in 2015 at the age of 17 years old. She was the youngest player of either gender to be ranked number one. That's the reason that I'm bringing it up. again she won two majors uh won in 2015 she was the youngest woman to ever win a major so the fact that she hasn't won the last three years is crazy town david le better came out and said her parents have a lot to answer for a case of unbelievable ignorance they tell her when to go to bed when to eat what to wear when to practice and what to practice they expect her to win every tournament they need to let her go let her fly let her leave the nest so to speak and find her own way if she could do that we could see lydia

back just poetic stuff from David Ledbetter let her fly he really went he went he went he went hard he really went hard at the parents he went to the place where he when he was saying this to the person who was interviewing him he looked away and started looking off into the distance like let her fly and he's let her leave the nest yeah they tell her when to go to bed they tell her what to eat what to wear I mean that seems weird that seems like a weird you know situation for them classic case of over controlling you know parents over controlling we've heard that seen that a lot mostly in tennis i feel like you get that a lot tennis people gymnastics gymnastics like olympic gymnastics like here's the thing though here's the other side of it these

parents are saying that like yeah they're hard on them which i don't agree with i think it's ridiculous but in the end of the day they're Olympic they have they have children that are in the Olympics and then here they have a child that's the number one in professional golf like does that she was does it warrant like results right like if you're making them dress a certain way and practice a certain way and win a certain way they end up becoming the best isn't that's kind of the tiger effect yeah yeah but I think the argument is that there are probably thousands of cases like this and like a few work out yeah and the rest are just miserable you're you're setting your kids up for overall life like failure because it's all this different pressure

and they're not real people and have social lives they don't have friend groups, all this, that. And Lydia Coe has gone through, you know, I feel like all the time we're talking about caddy change, coach change, this change, that change, clubs, all this, that, kind of a disaster. So, interesting case. You've seen it in sports a lot. Getting in with Lydia Coe, who, again, she's only 22 years old, for Christ's sake. She's won over $7 million.

So, I mean, kind of go to Frankie's point. She's won over $7 million. There's something worked out along the way. She doesn't get to wear her favorite color shirt, but she gets $7 million in the bank. Doesn't get to eat what she wants. No. You got a big bank account, I guess. Feed me asparagus and put $7 million in my bank right now.

You don't get to pick asparagus. You don't like just saying, I don't like asparagus. We don't like asparagus. We went out to dinner the other night and they gave me asparagus. I didn't even touch it. Are you serious? I hate it. We had a nice dinner that night.

Great dinner. The other thing I love that I haven't had in a while? Asparagus. I hate asparagus. Artichoke. Artich. Artich. That was crazy.

That was crazy. Get a blurt. I will say. I thought I was a little. Another world for a second. I thought we were doing a little bit. No. No.

But artichoke. Let's bring back stoose beef. Artichoke. Have you ever had artichoke? Unreal callback. I've had, um, are they fried artichokes or, no, not stuffed artichokes. Stuffed artichos. Okay.

Pretty good. Yeah. Spinich and artichoke dip. That's always good. Yep. Yep. That's always good. That's not even like, no, that's just melted cheese.

Yes. Yeah. They can put nails in a flavor. If you can find that, like in front of the chips aisle, like just sitting there on the rack, then it's really not real artichokes. That's true. Okay. All right.

You know what my favorite foods is? Asparagus? Asparagus. Makes your pee smell. Is that true? 100%. I used to eat a lot of asparagus. It makes it smell horrible.

I never had a smelly piss. I get spragus all time. Never. Oh, yes. It makes your pee smell. There's no way that's a myth. What's the cereal that makes your pee smell? I don't know, but I've been sick for the last couple days.

I missed a couple shows. I'll tell you what. Being sick, you're just like dehydrated all the time. Your peach is stinks. Yeah. It's awful. If you drink beats, if you have beats, if you eat beats, your pee looks like blood. You ever see that?

Yeah. Eat a ton of beats. You just start pissing beats. I don't need beats. Honey smacks. That's the cereal I was trying to think of. Honey smacks. It makes your piece melt. It's got the frog on the front. Okay. I've never had it. No. Okay. That's got to be a Iowa thing. than Audible. Audible is where so many inspiring voices and compelling stories,

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Notable players who lost their PGA tour cards this year, Martin Kimer, Hunter Mayhan, Daniel Brough, Burger, Ali Snyder Jan, Sam Saunders. Damn, Daniel Berger, no PGA tour car. Man, amazing. Also lost his Bo Hostler. Yep, Bo Hostler. He was like...

You kind of look like Bo Hostler. Yeah, you got... You got a huge Bo Hostler guy. That's because you guys got the same, like, body. Yeah, I agree with that. And he's also a Viser guy. I'm a huge Boehossler guy. Dude, you look just like Boe Hosler.

I got some bow in me. Holy shit, man. You got a lot of Bowler. Got a lot of Bowling you. Look at that. Oh, yeah, a lot. So I'll tweet that out. He's bummed.

But he's going to come back. Yeah, I got some bowing me. No. No, that's a bad photo. That's a bad photo. That's the one. Oh, God. Yeah, I can't really deny it.

It's a PGA Tour. You got a lot of Bo Hasler in you. Yep, huge bow guy. Ollie Shrader Jans, that's tough. First guest ever on this show. First ever four-play guest. Really? Really.

Really? Really. Really. It was Ollie Snyder Jans when we finally got on the iTunes, you know, network. And then we DMed Allie Schneider Jans. from the main bars to account. We said, hey, we're going to doing this golf podcast. Would you like to be a guest?

He's, like, absolutely called in from a hotel in, like, Scottsdale. I think he was getting ready to play the waste management. And we did a whole little interview with him. It was great. Found out he used hotel shampoo. He's the guy who doesn't wear a hat. So we had a lot of hair questions. Bo Hostler is so not notable to me that I deleted him from the list.

You put him on and took him off? Well, there's a list. I went to this. I just Googled an article because I remember seeing it, like 10 notable players who lost their people. PJ tour cards and I copy pasted it and then deleted guys that I didn't think we should talk about and Bo Hostler is one of them.

Who gives a fucking Bo Hostler's off the list? I follow him. I don't care. I follow it. So. Bo Host. He was 24 years old. He probably has some sponsorship money too but like this year he had a He was a big time prospect. He had a tour card. He had a tour card losing season and he still made $645,000 which I don't know if that's like enough for a guy

that's like trying to become like a professional athlete. but for a 24-year-old and maybe he gets his card back, like Bo Hostler's probably doing okay in his life, right? The first time I ever heard of Bo Hossler was when he was at Texas and he was playing and he had the arm injury. Do you guys remember those clips where he'd be hitting off the tee? Oh, yeah. And he would like fall in pain.

There were some crazy clips of him when he was playing at Texas. Oh, yeah. You're right. That was the first I'd ever heard of him. It was. He was almost tiger-esque when Tiger would bend down after every shot with his knee. Yeah. He would do a huge arm situation every.

single time. Yeah, so it was at the, what, the 2016 NCA. Look at him, he's just flailing. Yeah, that was, so that's, laying it on heavy. I'll tell you what, that picture you showed, Frankie, I thought he was bigger. He's 6-1-195, according to Wikipedia.

But I'll tell you what, he looks lurchy size. I would have put a bit like, yeah, I don't want to go. 38. Yeah. You also, I think said he went to Bama and he went to Texas. Yeah, I think he played Bama in the actual championships. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, that's a miss.

Incredibly different places. I'm still a big bo guy. Surprise Daniel Berger missed lost his tour card That's tough Tough break He's a name that's you feel like He's always in the mix Like Daniel Berger

Just said I've seen it up there in a long time Yeah But just you hear the name It's a professional golfer Yeah Just think of Daniel Berger So was Martin Kimer Same yeah

It's crazy I actually thought Ollie had a decent start To the season And then he faded way off I feel like he had some good Do notable guys like this And lose their card Every year where like

Or is this like an exception Where it's three or four guys who are kind of... No, this happens every year. You get a couple guys that you're surprised by. Gotcha. They've got to go down through the Corn Ferry Tour, and they still get a bunch of, you know,

they have exemptions, especially if they're notable, like they've usually won some tournaments, so that kind of leads to some exemptions and this and that. You see them on tour more than, you know, the other guys. You'll see them in a lot of, like, the dual event-type weeks where there's WGC or a major or whatever. They're kind of at the other stuff. So, well, that's not a dual.

That's not a dual week thing. So, yeah, anyways, Martin Kimer, I mean, he's got a couple major championships. Hunter Mayhan. I'm surprised he's even alive still. I haven't heard that name. I haven't heard from him in a while. I think ever since you flubbed that chip against Graham McDowell at the Riter Cup,

I thought that they just got rid of them. They just disappeared. Yeah, I thought they were like, you got to take your coach flight home. You're done. Well, you'll never see you on the PJ tour ever again, and we haven't. So I'm not surprised to see that he lost the PJ tour card. Hunter Mayhounder. He's a nice guy, but, you know, I mean, he stinks a call these days.

I want to just mention Lurch's going to Scotland. Yeah, can't wait. Yep. When? Um, mid to late September, September 17th, I'll be over there. It's exciting. Yeah, super exciting. So my company's headquarters is based in Europe.

So I'm actually going to stop in Scotland first. Too bad. The old course is closed that week. Um, but yeah, I actually checked out a bunch of courses on Supreme Golf. I didn't know they're on international. They're everywhere. Yeah, it's insane.

So it's amazing. Yeah, I know. You can play a crazy Scottish links course and just like book your tea time on Supreme golf. Yes. It doesn't feel like right. No, it doesn't feel right at all. I was like looking at a course map, and I was like, let's just see if Supreme has it.

And I just, like, did the map view and just strolled way over there. And I was like, perfect. Perfect. Yeah, this is perfect. Yeah, so I've got an awesome trip Tuesday through Sunday. You know where you're playing yet? Yeah. So we're playing Crail, the new course, Cruden.

Fruden Bay. Yeah, Cruden Bay. We're doing a full day there, which I've heard is amazing. Playing Frasier, Cullen, Dornick. We're doing a full day there. And then on Sunday we're flying, we're flying back, but we're going to find a little morning round and book another place. When does the work come into play here? So I'm taking pretty much a week off.

Oh, we're doing, I'm working Monday in New York City, flying out. Well, no, the only reason I ask, you're a lot to take a fuck of vacation. The only reason I ask if you said that you guys are head court. So then the next week, I'm in Amsterdam for work. Gotcha. Okay. So it's perfect. So I'm going over there.

He's kind of going, air quotes, on the way to Amsterdam. Gotcha. It's a little more. You don't have to be there until like the 27. 20 second. Yep. And then I'm there for the whole week. But yeah.

So I'm, my actually September of golf is the most outrageous month in the world. I'm going with Cabot, with rigs to Cabot, the weekend prior. Then I'm back for literally a day. I'll never be in my bed. Then fly to Edinburgh. Start playing golf. Play this unbelievable week of golf with one of my coworkers. Go right to Amsterdam there for a whole week.

then when I land, I'm taking a red eye back and meeting these guys at Foxwoods for our college golf trip of 24 guys. Holy shit. I literally, if I'm alive at the end of this thing, it's a miracle. Your hands are going to be blistered like Andy Bernard in the office. I'm so psyched, though, to play in Scotland. I've never obviously played there before. I'm super excited about Cruden Bay and then Dornick. People say Dornick is like one stop before heaven.

It's supposed to be absolutely gorgeous. It looks outrageous. Yes. Dude, check out Dornick. It's going to be unbelievable. I'll send you all the courses. I'll post them out, but it's going to be perfect. That'll be your version of sending it to the group chat and us being in the office,

being like, okay. You can finally do it. We still met Tiger Woods, but you'll get to do that. Yeah, I might just respond with the Tiger video, but you do your thing. Yeah, no, it's going to be a perfect trip. So before we move on, I guess we're doing from the galleries next, right? Correct. I just want to plug.

So I have this little story, I guess that just came out of spit and chicklets. So they just released a new episode today with a little hockey player named Sidney Crosby. Yep. The best podcast in hockey, I mean, you have to listen to the spit and chicklets after you're done with four play. These guys are just the best. So they interviewed Sid the kid, and I got a tweet saying that who would have known that the two people in the world that use the spin doctor are Mr. Borrelli and Sidney

Crosby? So I immediately DM this guy because I haven't listened to the episode yet. We're recording earlier. It just released today. I said, you got to give me the spark notes on what happened with the spin doctor and Sid. He said that some, so Sidney Crosby said that's some. So Sidney Crosby said that some guy threw it at him once to spin doctor.

And for anyone that doesn't know, spin doctor is this, like, fake golf club that you're not allowed to use that my dad uses. And it's a wedge. It's like a 60 degree wedge. And it has these raised grooves on it that you wouldn't believe. They're like plastic raised grooves so that when you make contact with the ball, it always just catches. It catches the ball like you wouldn't believe. And then spins back like 10, 15 feet. My dad sticks these things right next to the pin.

and he'll never show people the, he'll never show people the club. Whenever I have to hand him, he puts it, like, face down. And, like, it's always just this huge scam. He never leaves it next to the green, right? It's a huge scam, right? He always, like, runs back to his card to put him in the car.

Yeah, it's a huge scam, right? And then he'll be playing, like, a match, like, at his buddy's country club, and he'll be, like, hitting these things right next to the pin. Like, what are you doing with that thing? He's, like, it's nothing. It's just a witch. So anyway, Sydney Crosby gets thrown this spin doctor when he was 14 years old by accident.

Like, someone gave it to him at a golf course. and the guy told him to keep it and Sid has kept it in his bag ever since he was 14 years old and he says he uses it every single like he uses it all the time and to the point where one time he stuck it within like a foot or two at Oakmont a few years ago and Nathan

McKinnon said he had enough and was like you cannot use this so apparently he had like this match with McKinnon he stuck this thing afoot with the spin doctor McKinan's like what fucking club is that like enough with the spin doctor so he got called out yeah Lurch is looking at the picture right now that's my dad's favorite club The best part is there's replaceable rubber grooves that you can put in so good.

That's so good. Dude, you got to see the reactions my dad gets when he'll hit this thing to the back of the green. He can pull back like 10-yard chips. It feels like Caddyshack where you can, like, legit control it with like a remote control. You wouldn't think that just rubber grooves would make that much of a difference, and boy, does it make a difference. It's clown golf. It's amazing. The grooves look like a tire.

It's a trick club, like something that someone would use. used to be like, hey, watch this ball spin around the green. They, like, use it. And your dad and Sydney Crosby use it on the golf course. Yeah. Buy a brand new one for 108 bucks. Also, for plug in them, they just released a new vodka. So, New Amsterdam vodka.

Oh, excellent. Yeah, pink Whitney. It's in a bottle and everything. Pink Whitney. Pink Whitney. It looks outrageous. The old Pink Whitney. You know, we like nice drinks on the golf course. There's really no doubt about that.

New Amsterdam and vodka, they make phenomenal drinks. Your Honor Vodka believes that when you have an uncompromising passion, and a competitive spirit, you can achieve great things. The spirit has inspired New Amsterdam to produce a vodka of superb taste and unparalleled smoothness. New Amsterdam distills its vodka folks five times. That's a lot. Using only the finest quality grains for America's heartland, resulting in a premium vodka with unparalleled smoothness. It's then filtered three times for a clean, crisp finish.

Again, we got the pink witness. That was a professional, professional read. I mean, we were talking about it now. Oh, we're talking about it right now. That was organic. I mean, I just happened to bring up the Pink Whitney's. That's not, we usually do these ad reads after. This is mid-show.

Mid-show. That was incredible. I saw Rick's rifling through his email. Riforming through, man. Oh, I was like, where's that ad-ridden? To the point where I thought I said something wrong. I'm like, am I not supposed to talk about this Pink Whitney? Because you're like, looking at a computer.

I'm like, what's going on right now? And then you just start the read. No, I was like, well, I knew I was on a time crunch. I was like, come on, Frankie, extend your sentence. Extend it. Well, if you want me to give me another couple seconds. One more point. Let's shout out in New Amsterdam vodka for a second.

You look at this bottle and it is, I mean, have you guys seen the picture of the bottle yet? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's great. It says Pink Whitney up the bottom. It's got their amazing logo. It's got Barstool logos all over. It's got not a big deal written on it. It's just such.

You almost can just see like, like Whitney and Biz sitting around be like you got to put not a big deal. I got to put a wrench on there. Like all this stuff. Like that's totally hockey talk and jargon. But yeah, shout out to those guys. They're killing the game. Pink Whitney. New Antsian vodka.

They're the official vodka of barque. Barstool sports. God, we killed that. It's just, it's hard to really explain how well that went. But anyway, Lurch is going to Scotland. Yeah. Exciting, exciting, exciting stuff. Super exciting.

Be tons of photos, can't wait. You're going to change your game at all? Link's golf? No, you're pretty ready for Lingscoff. Yeah, I'm pretty ready for Link's golf. We play some Lings golf. And I'll get a nice tested cabot to kind of prep me forward. Stanley Cup at Cabot.

Yeah. Al McKinness. Yep. Legend. St. Louis Blues legend. Legend in St. Louis in the hockey community. He brought the Stanley Cup because, as you didn't know,

St. St. It was blues won the Stanley Cup this year. Him and Pronger were awesome back there. Oh, the best. That was such an awesome duo. He would score every year in the playoffs. He would score like one goal from the red line on Chris Hosgood.

That's what he would do. Every year, he would just rip. Just an absolute missile. He had the hardest shot. He'd win hardest shot. And he would just rip one from like his own blue line or the red line in the playoffs on Chris Hosgood every year. And one would go in. It was awesome.

But he's got the Stanley Cup at Cabot. We're going to be at Cabot, like Lurch said, in next month. We're going with a bunch of my buddies from St. Louis, mostly, my brother, Cabot we went to last year. We booked this like a year ago because I got, you know, all my clown friends from St. Louis. It's going to be a real trip. I got to take off all take off work. So we started booking this literally like a year ago. You got to go to Canada, which is obviously another country.

You've got to have passports and this and that. So we're going to be eight of us. Lurch is coming as well on his way to then go into Scotland, then going to New Amsterdam. So, uh, or New Amsterdam. New Hampshire, Vol-O. I might have some new Amsterdam there. All right, from the gallery. We're going to rip through these.

Forplay at Barstoolsports.com. That is the email. Many of you ask that. Many of you request that. Hey, how do I send something in? The answer is simple. Foreplay at barstoolsports.com. Okay.

I put a bunch of these in here. So we're going to go through these. Trevor, my college roommate and dormate was in the process of breaking up from a long-term relationship and playing golf one day and got a text from the girl who just wanted to talk. Wanted to talk Quotes wanted to talk He then proceeded to double the current hole he was on my question is

You all had a girl trouble on the course That affected your round or for better or worse Yes Answer is yes But I would like to say that this is basically a We're basically giving out a playbook To any girl out there who really just wants to fuck over an X Yeah true

Anytime that you know that he's getting ready to go play a nice round of golf On like a Saturday with all his buddies You just text in the first couple holes There's something like we really need to talk Or something Rattle them Oh you're gonna ruin it it's all day.

That's just a way. That's just a good method. It almost feels like a little bit of a caller daddy segment right here. We really want to get in some guy's head. If it's your current boyfriend, ask whatever, you just send something like that when you need to talk. You do something that'll get in his head.

You'll ruin his entire day. It's the one that I, so not to that point, but just like having girl trouble on the golf course that I've always seen is when I lie about when I'm going to be finishing. So like, let's say, like, we're going to be done at 6 o'clock. And I know that that's a lie. Like we're going to dinner at 7 or something like that.

One of the biggest lies in golf is the four hour call. Right. If you're going to play a public track, no, I'll be back in four hours. The biggest thing for me is that I always end up, like, not nailing that time.

And I'm always rushing or like constantly now on the phone for the last two or three holes, like figuring out how I can like explain. Like, oh, no, like the carts were nothing happened. Like something happened with the carts and it was slow. There's a group in front of us. Like, well, I'll be done at 6.40. And then it's like 640. It's only 6 o'clock.

I'm waiting. And now it's 7.15. I'm like, I'm on the 16th hole. We're like trying to beat them. And the best is when she's like, are you almost done? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're coming up 18. And I know I'm on the 15th green. And I'm like, how am I going to get to that 18th T box in the next 10 minutes?

And I know I'm not. That always rattles me. I got to stop just lying about the time. I think. I would lie less. Yeah. But you don't know. You don't know.

You don't know. Ideally, it is going to take like four hours. You do. You do. You know. But you're like, maybe this time we're going to be cruising. On a summer day, if you're going to play a public track and you're calling a four hour, four hour, 15 minute round, you're just a liar. You're just a flat out liar right out of a gate.

Oh, yeah, no problem. But you're not a liar until it happens. Like you're not, because it could happen, but it just doesn't ever. Golf, in general, says it should happen. Right, like a four and a half hour round? Yes. It's the way the game was made. Yes.

You're supposed to be done. And you're not done. Usually when you tell girls it's going to be four hours, they're already like, holy shit. That's almost a whole day. And you know it's going to be like, it's probably going to be five and a half. Well, that's also, I mean, that's just the actual pure time of the golf. You're not talking about. We've got to drive there.

We've got to get there a little early. Yeah. We got to get drinks. We got to get drinks. We got to take all of our stuff, go into the locker room, get our shoes, this, that. Then we have to get in the car, drive back. Like, you're talking like a seven hour to commit. Yeah.

And we're talking. We're telling them four. My favorite thing that Whitney has said is he said that, like, when he, like, met his wife. he's just like I'm going to golf every single day like that's something that I'm going to do that's who I am I golf every single day I'm going to be out of the house for four to five hours and that's just what I do and she like was okay with it

fine with it and that's what he does every single day that's smart it's very smart to be up front about it like if that's what you're going to do because if you lie that's that's a hard that's the way you got to do it I mean no joke Riggs and I play around I mean when you play in the city and you leave in the morning to go play around and if you go to Long Island or out that way

you're talking about a 10 12 hour day to legit drive out there, play golf, have a drink, come back, sit in traffic, sit in some more traffic, finally arrive at your apartment, maybe 10 and a half hours. I know a guy who, uh, it's outrageous. I know a guy who when he first met his girl and the first times he played golf, he convinced his girl that every golf course doesn't allow phones. Because he's had like that first time that he was going to play.

He was going to play a really private course. It was okay, I'm not going to be able to text you. like the course is they don't allow phones like there's really strict cell phone policy in the course I can't text she was like no problem she was like oh like I didn't know that about I don't know anything about golf no problem and he's like it went so well that I just tell her every time like yeah no you know golf course don't allow she not see like how pictures she don't have friends that also have friends to play golf or just ever see a picture of a golf course on some and he said it was working out great he said she just doesn't ask many questions he's just like yeah I'm going to be golfing I'll text you in like six hours oh man that's it if it was it if it

Sorry, honey, the GM didn't give me my phone back for 12 hours. They lock it up in a safe. It's a whole deal. There's armed guards. It's the whole thing. You guys made fun of me for it, but you just allude into the Whitney thing. That's why I always say I tell girls I golf in the summer and I ski in the winter. That's what you tell them.

I just say it's the whitest thing you know, a person. Oh, definitely. Well, I am white. No, that's true. But it's a different level of white. You know what I mean? It's a high level. It's a high level of white.

And you went to Harvard. You went to Harvard. And you went to Harvard. However. Nick says, what's the hate on black rain gloves? Or is it just the any non-white gloves, which I don't know if he's trying to get us, you know, trying to pretzel us here into some saying something we shouldn't. Are they really a dushy move?

I just think most golf outfits aren't made to look great with like a black glove. Unless you're wearing other black stuff, you know, you've got like pastels, you've got light colors, but you've got some khakis on this, then. Then you should have a black glove. It just looks kind of ridiculous. And then the main thing that I really wanted to touch on from that was that it turns how footjoy just makes a white rain glove. Boy, I can't tell any many tweets I got.

Oh my God. Footjoy makes a white glove. It's cool. They might still be coming in. It's got a little flavor to it. It's got a little graying in it. And just to clarify, I'll wear a black glove if it's pouring rain. I was more talking about, and maybe you guys think differently, but I would prefer to wear

a Fochoy white glove on a super hot, hot day and do the rain glove thing on the hot day. Yeah, no, it was for. That's what we were talking about. Yeah, yeah. We were talking about getting all the things that a rain glove gives without the rain. Yes, exactly. Exactly. This kid just alludes to like...

The moisture wicking, all that stuff. I will still wear a black glove if it's pouring rain. No, we'll wear the black glove. We're not saying we wouldn't. I'm just clarifying that. Why wouldn't you wear it if it's pouring rain? I'm saying... I'm just clarifying this kid's comment of what's the hate on the black clubs or is it just not just any non-white club.

I'm saying I'll still... I prefer, like, I'll do the black. Actually, I really don't do the black glove if it's super hot, black rain glove. I will do the black rain glove when it's pouring rain, but I won't do it on a nice day. There's no, I think. Well, prior to knowing. Why wouldn't you? I don't get it.

Well, no. Prior to knowing there was a white one, like now I may wear a white one in the pouring rain because it just looks better. I don't like the way the black glove. Right. That's what we were saying. Yeah. We want a rain glove that's just not black. And they were saying they make those.

Correct. Yes. Right. Yeah. I was it. Hank Lertz is saying that he'll still wear a black one in the rain. In the rain, I will. That's the one side piece, exactly.

Oh, so well, I'm not going to go buy a white one now. I'm at. You will. Yeah. That's how much I don't like the black one. That's why I brought it up the first time. Do you not, you never wear the rain glove in the summer? I don't usually because I don't like it's a little bit thicker.

So that's why I don't like it. Gotcha. It's a different feel on my bottom hand. We were getting ready for our pup punk show. when we were like that fake, where we were a fake band once a month. And my hand, well, no, like, whatever, comedy band. My hands were starting, I was trying to save my hands from calluses.

Yeah, he was sensitive body. Well, yeah, like, when you play, like, drums, like, three times in the same week and you haven't played in two or three months. Like, your hands just get ripped up the shred. It's the end of Bernard thing. Andy Bernard thing, yeah. So the day before our concert, I brought my black-rain golf gloves just to play the drums,

just to maybe protect my. hands and I can't tell you how bad they were for drumsticks. They had no like feel just they were slipping around like it was the most slippery thing of all time. I actually hurt the muscles in my hand trying to hold on to the drumsticks for one song. Like I was using muscles in my hand I'd never used before just to keep them in my hand. They were sliding around every, I couldn't believe it. I thought that they'd be like sticky and like the whole thing.

Yeah. I tried to pour water on them. That's actually not a bad idea. I tried to. That's what I've done before. when I'm caught in between and I want to rock my rain glove, I get them soaked on the golf course. Yeah, no, it didn't work. It didn't work. It didn't work. No. I was saying, I'm thinking about like the surface on a drum stick and it's just, I mean, there's no grip.

Do you do the tape wrap though? No. I've seen some drummers do the tape wrap. No. But they sell drum gloves that, like they're basically leather and they really grab on. Are you ready to go to that place? No. Okay. No. It feels like a whole different like area. It's serious. It feels like weightlifting gloves. You see a guy in there, it's like, All right, buddy. Yeah.

It's serious. Hey, take it easy. Take it easy. Let's take it ease. Brett says, I was on the range the other day, struggling with the shanks, and some old guy just walked right over to me and gave me some advice.

It was very simple, tempo-related advice that totally fixed my swing. What are your guys' thoughts on unsolicited advice at the range? Typically, hate it, but if you have the shanks, I mean, anything goes. You need...

Anything. Yeah, and I think an important part of this is, like, it's some old guy, like some Yoda figure walks up on you. I don't think I'm going to take it, like, somebody my age or younger, God forbid. But if, like, some old guy who's, God forbid. A little 11-year-old is, like, you're coming from the inside. Hey, how about you- I'll fucking murder you?

How about you get the fuck out of here? Before we have a problem. I will punt you across the fucking range. But you know what I mean? Like, if it's some old guy, some grizzled guy with a beard and he's like, ah, do this? He looks like he should belong out there. He knows.

He's seen a thing. Yeah, I think that's a thing. I feel like people know, well, some assholes don't know when it's a time in place, but let's say you're hitting well on the range and you hit one bad one and you're like shank it to the right. And then you're like, ah, fuck. And the guy's like, well, I actually noticed you're coming. Like, that's like, all right, dude, I was actually hitting them okay.

Like, don't get in my head now. Now I'm going to start hurting them bad. You have the shanks though. Some guy comes up. But if you haven't hit one all day and the guy's like, I can't look at this anymore. You're clearly doing this right. I can't hear this noise from two stalls over. Like that guy was probably getting affected in his range session by how bad the guy next to him was hitting.

So he's like, dude, fix this shit. Oh, the butter knives are infectious. Correct. Everybody knows that. Greg. Greg says, my name's Greg. I'm from Saskatchewan, Canada. Prentices, I just want to hear you try and pronounce that.

Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. I think that's such a hockey town that, like, people know. How do you think we're not going to know how to pronounce it? I don't know. You hear that every single. Even I can do that. You hear that every broadcast of an NHL game from Saskatchewan, Canada.

You know, probably because he's from Saskatchewan, Canada. He probably thinks that, like, no one knows that it exists because he's from there. Yeah. It's one of those words that just sounds the way it looks. I mean, it looks like a car wreck, but you can kind of see where it's going. Yeah, I agree with that. There's a couple of those on Long Island. You know what I mean?

I appreciate that. There's a couple of those on Long Island like Ron Concoma. Like people don't know how to say Ron Concoma. Like Ron Concauma. It's like sounds like a car crash. I will say sometimes in Boston like Chumsford is like it looks like Clemsford. Yeah. You got to show what the other day?

Oh yeah. I say hyanus, but I didn't know. I didn't know it's hyanus. I didn't know it's hyanus. Hyanus, yeah. I understand there's two ends in it, which would make it anus, but I didn't understand that until someone told me it. That was hyanus. I was saying hyanus for a year.

And so we had these stooleys. We have none of your friends left Long Island. They're just all right there. Because you never left Long Island until, like, you come here. Yeah, no. And I've only been to Canada. I've never been outside of the country. Keep going.

Yeah. That's the only place you've been outside of the country? Just on the other side of the border. Never been outside of the country, but I've just been to Canada. That's what you said. Well, you were saying, the only place I've ever been is like a couple miles over the border of continent. I'd never even been to Toronto. Like, I've never even been that way.

I mean, I've been west. Obviously, we went to Pebble Beach. We met Tiger Woods. But I hadn't been north. No, that's not. That's in the country. Yeah. Yeah.

I've traveled. California is in America. Correct. Right. Right. Hyannis. Yeah, so we had these stooleys bringing pizzas to Dave in Nantucket. And they had to make the trip.

So I had to bring, I had to get people on a ferry from. you know, Cape Cod area to Nantucket, and I was buying all these tickets. I'm talking to people on the phone. And I'm like, all right. And I mean, up until like a week ago,

I was saying to all these kids that live there, like, hey, you're going to take the hyanus, like the hyenas ferry that gets to Nantucketka. No one once ever, ever corrected me. Until Fidelberg heard me.

He's like, what did you just say? I was like, oh yeah, they're coming in from hyenas. And he's like, that's just not how you say it. I mean,

I think Eric and Ardeni, our CEO called me a fucking idiot. She did. Well, not only did she do that, but when Fidelberg explained the situation to her, the look on her face was just like, Jesus Christ, I'm working with a bunch of idiots. Yeah. How about just the eye roll, which she does a lot?

It's the eye roll. How about Dave Portnard? I called me a fucking idiot yesterday on Twitter. What a fucking tweet that was. It's got 11,000 life. I mean, that's amazing. I don't want to get into the whole thing. I was going to ask you about it just during the day, but the 316.

I was a rattle. Yeah. I got to tell you, I kind of defend you there. Who the hell looks at the fucking duration? Correct. And I put out... If there's anybody, it's you. I put out four...

I would have loved to do that. You know I love little fucking works. I will say that's the other side of it, though, is that if there's one person in this office, I would have loved it. I would have nailed the 316. And that's exactly what Gaz's tweet was. He's an asshole, but he was like, I know Frankie Borelli. I know this is going to eat him alive.

And it did because it would have been a fun little extra thing, but nothing was wrong with the pizza review. I didn't mess up anything. And the only reason, so for anyone doesn't know, he did a piece of view with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Unreal Pizza Review. So funny. Dave did the whole fucking thing with the beer. no one ever said 316 in it I'm not the biggest wrestling fan

I know who Stone Cold is I know what awesome 316 is I don't know what it means I know that's its thing and when I'm doing the pizza review I'm editing it everything's fine we did the music in the beginning it's an unreal review

and when I export pizza reviews I do five different version lengths wise so the YouTube version was like three minutes and 35 seconds which now I know them but I never look at the time unless it's around 10 minutes because that's the length you can

on Twitter so like that's the only time I'll ever look at the at the time. So like YouTube was three minutes and 35 seconds. The blog version is three minutes and 28 seconds. The Instagram version is two minutes and 57 seconds. So like when the Twitter one came up to three minutes and 14 seconds, which I didn't even notice. Everyone's like how the fuck did you not add two more seconds on Twitter make it 316? So like yeah, like looking back on it, I would have loved to look at that one version of the export that I did and like come up with that idea. But like in the general idea of the review, 316. was never even an option because the full one was 345 or whatever it was 335 so it fucking got in my head and and Austin Stone called Steve Austin fucking retweeted it and wrote rookie mistake

then Dave quote tweeted that and wrote nice job at Frankie Burley fucking idiot that has 13,000 300,000 life that's one of the biggest fucking tweets of all time so and the only reason Stone Cold wrote rookie mistake is because Dave said rookie mistake to Stone Cold in the review

about doing a round score. So, like, it was like a, it was like a double on time. Yes, a jab at Dave. A little callback. But most people don't see it that way. No. Plus, like, I'll take it. I'll take it.

I'll take it. I'll take that. It would have been funny. No one wants to do it 316 more than me. I would have loved that. I would have loved it. It was a miss. I thought about it all night last night.

Like, man, all I had to do was just add a second. The way you fester about things and they get pissed off about that. My roommates couldn't hear it anymore. I kept walking out of my room. They're all watching TV. the living room. I just, dude,

I'd walk in my room and walk out back. You know what the fuck, man? How the fuck do I not see that? And they're like, dude, it's not that big of a deal. I'd go back in my room.

Come back out. I'm like, I could have just put a fucking, I could have put an end card on there for two seconds and no one would have noticed. It would have been 316. I could have put a black screen at the end. Yeah. Yeah, you could have done anything.

You didn't. Anything. Did it. And that's why you're Frankie, brother. That's this stuff eats you a lot. Yeah. You of all people,

I thought would have got that one. I wasn't. It wasn't on your radar. It's just just my eyes. We're looking at it. If I missed it, I missed it. Like, no one else. Like, all these people on Twitter are like, it's so easy to see.

Yeah, when 180,000 people are watching the video at the same time, someone's going to notice that it's 314. Well, you got your argument down pretty well because you're going to face that battle probably in about 20 minutes. Yep. Yeah, we got to end this thing quick because I know something's festering out there. I just feel it. Anyway, Greg from Saskatchewan Canada says, my question is, how much does wind affect your putting? I'm constantly arguing my friends that it actually does. also I'm a fucking awful putter.

Now, my answer is I have no idea. How much does wind affect putting? I just don't know. I don't know. If it's in your face, I always feel like the caddies is always like, you're going to want to put a little more on this. You're going like into the wind. Yeah, but I think of it more like does it affect the break.

You know, like left to right, right to left. And I always feel like it's something that caddies use as a crutch. Similar to like your little Brooks Kep could take. How is you really going to have it? Where it's like, if they'll be like, yeah, it's just outside right. you know, and then you hit one and it like, and it like doesn't move, it should like a straight put to like,

ah man, that wind really held it up. You're like, well, no, I think you just misread it. Yeah. I'd like to like mythbuster this.

Me too. Does the wind affect the ball? I say definitely. You think it does? Definitely. I know it does, how much? The question's attached to the ground.

It depends how much, how hard it's blowing. Like the ball's on the ground. So wouldn't that, wouldn't say every 10 miles an hour, a 10 foot foot? You don't know what you're talking about. You have no idea.

No, it would be good. At least I'm throwing something out there. It would be nice to know. You're just saying like, ooh, at least I'm giving you a nest to me. I know. Somebody should just boil yourself up and get pissed off. It's pretty much your whole take on everything.

I'm saying on a 10-mile-an-hour wind, a 10-foot putt, it's going to blow it one inch. If it's a left-to-right wind. All right. That's the start. I don't think so. I would say, I would go as far as to say this. You would be better served to just never, ever consider the wind on putts ever than to try to, like, get all the calculation.

I think if you just never considered it ever, you would make a lot of them. I have a question. How would you pose? And you're asking Lurch who's the worst part of the world. How would you pose this in a question? Like, if you were to ask, let's say we were to ask Bryson.

Let's say I message Bryson right now. Like, is there, what's the right way to ask the question? Like, is there a, um. Well, greens would affect it too. So you'd have to have like, no, but like, can you ask someone like, is there a metric for like, he's got to have something. Is there a formula for wind affecting puts?

And so you'd have to affect her. Not a formula. Like, is there. like a certain thing like you said like wind slope like for every 10 miles it moves an inch like what's that word for that like is there you know what I'm trying to say yeah I don't you're trying to say a constant

right letter of the law or like is there like variable yeah I want to write like an easy question like dude should say what is your standard calculation for how wind affects butts and then I can maybe write like is it every 10 miles an hour moves it like an inch

let him take it from there no I don't think you don't give any more than that's all you need to give what is your standard for how wind affects putts yes let me write this right now what is your you're sending this to bryson de chambo you're messaging bryson yeah good got a message my last my last message was about fortnight he's like let's play soon i just haven't played i think fortnight's past me man they've added too many updates and it's it you and load tried to play fortnight we couldn't we couldn't do it it's a i haven't like i didn't understand it at one point i was just too much around on the screen and then i got like frozen and killed because the screen was shrinking, I think.

And I was like, I'll just never play this game again. You sound 400 years old. Yeah. I don't know the game either, but give it a shot. You land there, and then all of a sudden, the map was shrinking, and then all of a sudden I was dead. Every time I want to get back into video games. I'll just never play that again.

I spend a lot of money to get back into video games. Then I play for 20 minutes. I'm like, oh, I don't want to do this. Dude, also, when Reggie and I play, you have to like, you just do like an hour update every time. If you don't check in for a month and a half, two months. So I started with me saying, hey, man, we're debating something on the podcast. would love your input.

Now, on the bottom, I'm going to say. What is your standard for how wind affects puts? What's the standard? Or what is your standard? No, just say, what is your standard for how wind affects pots? That's it. Just keep it that general. Just see what he says.

He'll take off and run with it. Yeah, totally. E effects or A. I had it E when I wrote it there, but I don't know. Is it A? Yeah, because it's a verb. Effects. It's a Harvard guy right there.

How does wind affect? No. Oh, shit, guys. This has to be correct. No. If you were going to say, say, I have, it would be E. It would be E. It would be E. What is your standard for how wind effects putts? I'll say A. With a question mark. It's A. It's A. It's A. But if you were going to say,

what is the wind effect on putts? That would be, that would be E. So yeah, it's going to be A. What is your standard for how wind affects puck. Puts? How does someone learn the English language with that going on? I think A. I could be wrong. I think it's a. Should I go ask someone else? No, just send it. Okay. But the A, so the problem with sending. the A one is that you... Dude, how did you miss 316 with this going on? Just, it's a text message. Just send it.

You should see my text. Bang. It's sent. We'll see. Maybe he's probably on the golf course right now. He checks his phone. I know he does. He checks his phone.

We'll talk about it. No, the number. All right, we'll see. That'll be next week. We're going to get a result. Or if you imagine the answer is like immediately with that formula. I'm spot on. With the formula.

All right. There's no way you're spot. You didn't even come to a conclusion. I did. You said, you said every time I, an hour affects at one inch on a 10 foot pot with a green that's 10's 10 okay the rule 10 the rule 10 all right all right by all right I'm going to be on bryson watch to see when he reads this

thing now good yeah you're going to be on neurotic frankie bryson watch all day long all right we are done here I think that's it uh big thanks to already who submitted questions from the galleries that's four play at barstoolsports dot com we'll be back on uh Tuesday Tuesday next week everybody have a great Enjoy Liberty National. Love Liberty National. It plays awesome. A ton of fun. Really gorgeous, spectacular reviews.

Great track. A lot of good talent there. Tigers obviously playing. A bunch of the boys are playing. Kids is playing. So get out there. Enjoy it. Lurch and I will be there Saturday.

Frankie might be there Saturday. We're going to be on. We're going to post it up on the 14th hole, I believe it is at the Fandulul. There's a whole fan duel. There's a whole fun. It's my birthday weekend. So. Week?

Week. Did you hear about this? My birthday is coming up a week? No. I don't do it. No. I don't do it. Lurch.

He does a week. I don't do it. What do you mean you don't do? I don't do it. You brought it up Monday that your birthday is next week. People are doing things for me. You brought it up Monday that his birthday is next week. But it's not my thing.

Like, I wouldn't have done anything. Your birthday is not your thing? No, like, I have people like, what? They want to take me.

That type of person disgust me. It's not me, though. I would love for no one to know. You just said that out loud. No, I'm saying that I'm saying that people are doing things from me on the 13th hole. We on the 13th hole. That's my,

August 13th is my birthday. But what I want to say is that someone's bringing me out to get drinks, you know, on Saturday. There may be something going on for me on Saturday. Sunday I'm going to see this Harry Potter play. Unreal play. When's your birthday? Tuesday. Tuesday.

So it's like I'm not doing the whole thing for my week. I'm not inviting people. I'm not sending out fucking text messages my birthday. Feels like you're pushing a little bit. I heard that I couldn't do anything on Saturday because something may be happening. And then Sunday I can't do anything because that's birthday week. You know? You're just pathetic.

I agree. I agree. People that do that. That's Frankie, my birthday week. I agree. People that say that, pathetic. Right. You.

I just happen to have things happening. We will be. Myself and Lurch, maybe Frankie, if you can get out of birthday week. We'll be. So many events to do. Now it says the 14th hole. Oh, no. We'll be between the 13th and the 14th.

Which one? Which whole Liberty National score card? No, hold on. I think it's the 14th hole. Liberty National, that little part 3, 14th hole. Is that what it is? If we're not at the 13th, we'll be at the 14th.

Whichever whole that one is with the view of the Statue of Liberty. 14th hole. Okay. 150th and a handle thing. There's a whole VIP. We're going to be viewing. We're going to be betting. You can bet on that hole closest to pin all day.

It's going to be cool. It's going to be fun. We'll see you Saturday. If you're out there, me, Lurch, maybe Frank, you can get out of birthday week. Trent Daddy can't make it, but we'll be back Tuesday on the next podcast. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.