Fore Play - Story Time with Jake Owen (a must-listen show)
Episode Date: April 2, 2019Country music star and golf guy Jake Owen joins the show and delivers ALL TIME stories (~38:42). He's got must-hear tales involving Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods, Jordan Spieth, Wayne Gretzky, Bryson De...Chambeau, Sergio Garcia, Kevin Kisner and more. You simply have to hear this show. And of course we discuss Kisner's breakthrough win, Tiger beating Rory, and Sergio/Kuchar continuing their flawless 2019 public relations tour!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod
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Monumental Week for the Boys, our guy Kevin Kisner, has won on the PGA tour after the greatest streak in professional sports.
It's ended.
I guess there's really no better way to end it than this.
We're going to get into that.
A lot of people are probably hoping for Kevin Kisner on this show.
Kis will be on this week.
Don't you worry.
We actually have Jake O.
on this show. Now, if you
out there in any way thinking that's somehow
going to be a disappointment from Kiz,
these stories that are in this interview
with Jake O'Hoe, who has played golf
with pretty much everybody on the planet
or been... Everybody that matters,
certainly. Or been drunk at a wedding and
chirped a huge golfer
or whatever. You have to
listen to this interview. This is
arguably the best interview you've ever done. Now, we just
came out of the studio. Maybe we're kind of reeling.
This is going to rival
in an interview we've ever done.
going country music star huge golfer played no web dot com tour event plays in the pebble beach
pro m every year with jordan spieth has played augusta he's he's the man he's a very cool dude
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$1.7 million yesterday. Not a bad payday. It's an unbelievable payday.
Kiz. I don't know what it is about this match play thing. He lost a Bubba in the final last year.
He won this year. He beat Matt Kucher. I've never really, I don't know that I've ever rooted
harder for somebody while watching golf really outside of maybe some Tiger incidents over the years than
that because of cooch and how much he's been in the news lately kind of falling off his pedestal
of being like this perfect dude in a lot of ways it was weird heaven it was the first time coocher
matt coocher was the villain he was really unbelievable i was thinking about that i was like
matt coocher's a villain he at this point at this point in time everyone hates him for the way
he treated that caddy and everyone loves kisner because he's our boy we have been we've talked about
him nonstop it was really great and i could not have rooted harder for kids he was villain number one yes
When you hit that ball in the water, I went fucking crazy in my apartment.
I was like, fuck you, Cooch, let's go, kids.
It was awesome.
We made a big pot on the 16th to win, whatever it was, three and two, I guess.
Played really consistently all week.
He also, you know, he went, let's see, six and one in his matches, I believe,
because he lost his first one to Ian Poulter, and then won the next couple,
had to do a play-in, play-play-off thing with Poulter, beat him in that one.
So he eliminated Poulter again.
Yep.
I remember he beat Poulter like by 100 last year, which was great.
So he was able to eliminate Poulter again, which was great, very cool.
And then he just went on a tear.
I mean, he beat Mollardi, Frank, which is amazing.
El Nari played maybe some of the best golf in the world these past few months.
Oh, my God, that guy's been such a stud.
But, Kiz, I mean, he had some more great quotes just throughout the whole thing.
All of his interviews were great.
He, you know, I've been, I texted him and said, I said, the people demand you show up on four play
pod this week and he just said, I bet they do.
So he's kind of like dangling it in front of us now.
I win tournaments, so I got $1.7 million in the bank.
You guys have kind of been making fun to me these last six straight weeks.
So maybe I'll come on the podcast, but I'm guessing he will.
Yeah, he'll be on.
Kids will be on here soon.
Don't you worry.
I had a bunch of people, so the greatest streak in sports is over.
I had a bunch of people tweeting me, oh, there's no way he could have tied 20 this week anyway,
so the street keeps going.
here's the way that I do it.
I go to Kevin Kisner's PGA Tour profile.
I look at results and I go down.
And now after a T-24 at the Valspar,
Valspar, there's a one.
And so the streak is over.
There's no way we can cut it where it's like,
oh, no, the streak is still going.
It's not a stroke-play streak.
It's just over.
That one changes everything.
Changes everything.
Trent Daddy does have it pulled up.
T-26, T-28, T-27, T-23, T-23, T-24, one.
He was like, oh, I can't tie for 20-something here,
so I'm just going to win the whole thing.
That's what I'm going to do.
He, you know, this course, it suits Kiz clearly phenomenally because it's pretty firm.
The ball runs out there, a shit ton at Austin Country Club, and Kiz hits kind of a lower draw.
So his ball runs.
You don't have to be a bomber out here as, like, clearly showcased by the fact that it was Koocher against Kizner in the finale.
You don't have to be some gigantic bomber of the golf ball.
Although I did notice yesterday, Kooch was moving a couple out there pretty good.
still, which was shocking.
He out drove kids about like 45 yards at one hole.
So kids.
What the fuck?
Kids still beat him on the hole, I think.
So, um, so yeah, it's, it clearly suits his game.
He, um, he was very candid in his presser afterwards.
I watched it.
They were asked him about, uh, as they go, kids at this point, your career is money still
a motivating factor?
And he just looked at he goes, oh, yeah.
That's what makes him great.
That's what makes him great.
That's what makes him great.
Because everybody else would be like, well, you know, I just love the thrill of winning.
I like the competition, you know, matchplay.
It's mono.
He's like, no, I want to make money.
I don't know what do you say?
I think he said, I don't know when it's going to run out.
Yeah, he said he had a great quote about it.
He goes, he goes, yeah, well, I'm pretty cheap with my money.
I hoard all my money because I don't know when it's going to run out because I don't
know when I'm going to not be able to make 10 footers anymore, which is just perfect.
It's literally one of your buddies just going up there and $1.7 million.
I saw somebody that he's made $18.7 million in his career.
Yeah.
That number seemed, no offense to kids.
That seemed higher than I thought it would, but good for him, man.
Seemed way higher than I thought.
Like almost $20 million,
Cooch is made?
Or Ciz is made playing golf.
That's stunning.
That's just career earnings from like,
from where you place.
Events, yeah.
Yeah.
He also, too, like a reporter,
a reporter goes,
yeah,
how much,
the guy kept growing kids on,
on his money.
And he's got,
how much you think you made in your,
in your career,
kids,
and he goes,
he goes,
he's,
he's got,
about 19 million.
And the guy goes,
well,
I think it's actually,
you're close.
It's actually,
like,
about 18.
And kids goes,
you sure about that?
And the guys, there's a little as he comes back, he goes, it's just under 19 million.
Kids are like, yeah, no, I know.
If anybody's going to know, it's Kevin Kisner.
It's a really solid professional career.
Like, you're talking, that's like, think about a really good, like, hockey player or any other, like, athlete.
They make, like, they sound like a four-year, five-year, five-million dollar a year contract.
It's like, you're, like, one of the best players in the fucking league.
Like, this guy, how old is he?
Kiz is, what, 35?
So he's 35.
He's already made 20-mill almost.
Like, that's a solid career in any sport.
And golf usually is, like, not.
Like, golf's a fucking harsh.
work to make money.
Yeah, you got to think, too, kids.
Kids has another good seven or eight years, you know, where he's kind of like up 30 mil.
Right, he's going to get $30 to $40 million.
That guy's going to make.
Kevin Dorsman?
Plus endorsements.
He just turned 35 in February.
Plus endorsements.
Plus like when he makes a freaking rider cup.
He does.
He looks like a European hockey player.
He's got all the, he's got endorsements all over him.
We got to talk about his look.
Like, what was going on this weekend with all the promotional pictures of Kiz?
Oh, my God.
It's like someone said, boom.
And then they took the picture.
He was terrified.
staring us right through that screen.
I had to put the phone down.
He is the, he's the emoji of, like, the wide-eyed emoji guy.
What were they thinking?
Even though the four picture one where it was like, all right, it's the final day.
And it was like the last four remaining golfers.
And it had every single golfer with like their hat off, like saluting the crowd.
And they just had kids there with his like, he had like weird hair in the one.
Like it was zoomed in.
He looked like a serial killer.
His like, look on his face was crazy.
Everyone else looked totally normal.
It was outrageous.
It looked like he was like peeking in on someone.
It was outrageous.
weirdest picture I've ever seen. It was crazy.
Did you see the Lee Westwood tweet?
Awesome tweet. Go ahead and read it Trent Denny.
Lee Westwood tweeted on, I believe, Saturday.
Kevin Kisner appears to be a very good match player, match play player.
I'll tell you, of course, it would have really suited him, like golf Nationale.
Oh.
A lot of shade being thrown.
Look, Kevin Kisner, with his record at the President's Cup a couple years ago, and we were out there.
He was undefeated at that.
I think he was two, I think he was two O and two in two in that when he was doing all kinds of dances with Phil Nicholson.
Then his record of the match player where he lost in the final last year.
year, which is, I mean, it's almost impossible to get to a final, like, twice in a year with this
format.
And then he won it this year.
If this guy, Kevin Kisner, and just the way he plays the game, drives the ball consistently,
putts, lights out.
Like that comment that he made where, I don't know what I'm going to stop being able to make
10 footers, that was a very true and genuine comment of like, no, Kevin Kisner is a top
20 or 30 player on Planet Earth because he puts lights out.
Right.
What do you want in match play situations?
And when you're playing best ball and you're playing alternate shot in the rider cups,
putters.
You got to putt it well.
That's just what you have to do.
And can you think of a better chemistry guy than Kevin Kisner?
Imagine having him around, cool, calm, and collected, but always like chirping people, he's a bit of it would have been perfect.
I'm going to say it right now, Kevin Kisner is not on the 2020 Ryder Cup team, barring something has to do with like an injury.
If he is not on the 2020 rider cup team, I will root for Europe.
Wow.
How many, how many Americans make it?
12 he has to he's got to be on there he has to be in a top 12 american golfer they usually do what
eight and then four captains picks yeah so if he doesn't qualify on points which right now he clearly
would by a mile and with a win because they do it by every like two years so with a win has to they're
going to be pretty far removed but like kevin kisner he should make him a points and if he doesn't he
should be one of the top guys and they'll take them no matter what so if they don't take him
barring injures some i will root for europe i thought you were going to say you were going to chain
yourself to some sort of statue because that's become a thing here at barstles
You took it even further.
You said you would root for the Europeans.
I will actively root for the European team.
Wow.
We're talking, you got to deck yourself out just like you did.
Olae, Olae, Olae.
Yeah, you're wearing your American onesie?
No, no, no, you got to put on a European onesie.
Olae's all over the office.
Oh, my God.
That's how much I demand he's on our team.
I agree with you.
On American soil, let's not forget.
On American soil.
I'll have no choice, Frankie.
It won't be my choice.
Holy fuck.
You're putting me into a corner or Kevin Kisner a corner.
So Kiz.
monumental week. He's the man.
We'll have them on the show very soon to talk all about it.
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Tiger Woods advances out of his group, then beats Rory in what was appointment,
some of the most appointment television golf that we've seen in a long time.
Real good golf.
Earlyest I've been up on a Saturday.
Really good golf.
Great match with Rory.
Macaroy.
Tiger, you know, Rory is.
probably the best player on the planet, right?
I mean, I think we all agree with that?
I mean, you can't putt, but outside of that,
he's a best player on the planet.
When he won at the player's championship,
it was like he literally didn't even feel like he played that great,
and he won the biggest tournament of the year.
He's had, when you go through his list,
it's like he hasn't finished outside the top six in, like, a year.
That's what it feels like.
That kid, he rolls right through his whole group.
He comes up against Tiger.
Tiger takes him down.
Tiger made a huge put on 17 to beat him,
curled one in there for par.
So nice.
Rory declined media after.
Oh, that, when I saw that, that might have been the happiest moment I've had golf
related outside of kids winning all year was when I saw Rory declined to do media after
Tiger would be it.
Because you know they have that competition even like off the course too, right?
Like, you know Tiger sends him a text like, gotcha bitch, like something crazy.
Because Tiger's real like one of the pals of Rory.
Dude, he used to, I don't know if he still used to text Rory at 3 a.m.
He was waking when he's working out.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So you know that that one hurt, Rory.
Yeah, I'll probably take a couple, a week or two, but Tiger will start.
He'll needle him on those.
Like, when he sees him at Augusta?
He'll kind of strut by him.
I'd be like, hey, when's the last time we played together?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Knocked you, I sent you pack in it off.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, Roy probably can't sleep after that 16th hole.
That was a goddamn nightmare.
What the hell was that?
It looked like, because Tiger's Drive ends up in the bunker fucking tucked up there,
and you're like, damn, it's going all square going 17 and 18.
Tide.
And then he just, Roy, Roy,
couldn't hit the ball correctly.
He forgot how to play golf for just a quick hot minute.
He was Frankie.
For a quick minute, he just forgot what he was doing.
He just like, he looked down at the ball and he's like, I don't know how to play the sport anymore.
He hit it over the green.
It was crazy.
And the ball was tucked up against that path.
And then he delivered, he talked about it forever.
And then was like, I'm going to go back to the bunker.
It's like, what's going on?
It was crazy.
Yeah, he did.
First of all, he, like, to hit it into that bunker the first time was a terrible shot.
Horrible.
Then from there, he was.
he fucking hits it over by the path thing no he flubbed one in the bunker and then hit one by the
path i think so and then went back to that spot crazy it was crazy i was like what is it going
oh it's i was like i'm not going to have to put i guess it was nice to watch a guy do that though
it's always nice to watch a top player like he said one of the best players in the world maybe the best
player in the world right tiger was thinking it was you think he was thinking like oh hell yeah or
you think he was like yeah i think he was in like terminator mode at that point so he's just like
staring at him like that's right yeah make it feel even more uncomfortable oh there you go
again yeah you won't you won't you won't you won't you won't
Yeah, you'll be right back in a second.
I think that's how we felt.
I'll still be right here.
Disasterhole.
Waiting to just close you out, bitch.
And then Tiger in the afternoon, just a total reversal,
loses to this Lucas Beardard guy on the 18th hole after being 50 yards out.
Hate that guy's name.
Beard.
Starts a B.J.
E.E.R.
If your name starts with a B.J.E., get the fuck out of my face.
That's tough.
Beard.
That's not a guy who should be beating Tiger in Massel.
You kidding me?
Beer guard?
No, that's...
Beer guard.
Like, you have to say, like...
Beer guard.
Like, you have to sound like a car is passing you by.
Beer guard.
It does sound like a NASCAR's going on.
Yeah.
Beer guard.
Yeah.
Beer guard.
Right.
Next time you watch a NASCAR race, just think about...
Beer guard.
That's so good.
So, anyway, the NASCAR golfer.
Beach Tiger on 18.
Beer guard.
That's so good.
I'll never not.
that ever for the rest of my life watching that anytime that guy's in a turn i'm actually
rooting for him now i'm gonna have to root for i hope at the next tournament that he plays in as he walks
by them going to the next tee meregar imagine he's like picks us up and he starts saying like
vroom vroom like as he's like he gets a putt and he like starts doing like the room vroom
oh christ so they go to the eight they well actually they had a battle down the stretch this
miragard that's so good makes a bomb for eagle on 16 incredible makes
kind of another mini bomb on 17
then Tiger has to make one inside
of him to have and then
they won't come down 18, they're both like 50 yards out
Tiger flubs one in the bunker
our guy
I can't keep saying his name like that
it's just too much
it's got to come off natural
it's too much he hits one to like 15
feet Tiger hits one to like
five feet or so and then misses a pot that you
just never you never think
Tiger's ever going to miss that ever
under any circumstances
I'm very perplexed
that why they play the whole that the way that they played it like they they both played it that way a lot of guys played it that way where they hit their drives down there to like this 50 yards out thing in the rough and it's like even the announcers are like well the one way they can't get this closer than like 10 or 15 feet from here because it's a weird 50 yard wedge shot and it's elevated and you're in the rough they can't get the spin and they all hit it down there on purpose and played it like that i don't understand why tiger wouldn't rather be like 115 yards out he hits a wedge to five feet from there all the time yeah so i was really confused why he played
the hole that way.
You can tell afterwards.
He was pretty pissed.
Some people had the theory that it's better for Tiger that he lost.
Right.
I don't run him out.
Don't run him out.
It was like 10 degrees the next day of raining.
Guys got a spy on a fuse back.
It was a stunning miss of a put.
I watched that at the freaking club in Vegas.
I had that up.
We were in a cabana and I like fell to the ground.
I just couldn't believe he missed that put.
It was an unmissable put.
You don't miss that put.
It was stunning.
I was already preparing for them to look at it.
It was a gimmie.
It was a gimmie.
It was it ruined.
my night. He didn't even come close either.
That was a bad butt.
Totally pulled. He didn't even totally lip out.
Yeah. No, you just sort of like...
Just missed the hole. I was like gonna tweet like,
I want to murder that hole.
Like I want to take that like hole out of the ground.
I want to bring it and I want to spank it and put it in jail.
But then it didn't really...
When you rewatch it, never had a chance.
Never. It wasn't the hole's fault. It was Tiger's fault.
Would have been cool if you were giving that thing a chance.
Just give it a chance. God, it was so sad.
It legit. It like ruined my night.
It took my heart out of my body.
placed it on the ground, stepped on it, and it was like,
you have to do the rest of the night without a heart.
Which just suck.
It's a shitty night.
Made my elbow hurt.
Are we doing what's up doc today?
Yeah, what's up doc's on here.
All right.
You want to do what's up talk?
We got to get to it because I'm like throbbing.
Yeah, you're like a broken person right now.
Your arms don't.
Are we done with the match?
Yeah, we can come back to Tiger.
Go ahead.
I actually think that the pain went from my right elbow to my left elbow overnight.
I don't know what happened.
My right arm all week in Vegas was giving me shit.
I could feel I was getting a lot of the emails.
Thank you to everyone, all the doctors.
We have a ton of doctors.
Tons.
Messaging.
A lot of people have had this problem from playing baseball and golf and its tennis elbow.
It's ulner.
I know I was saying ulnar.
It's ulnar.
Ulner nerve.
They love to correct.
It's a scientific.
Oh, were they all correct?
They're like it's actually ulnar, even though it's spelled ulnar.
I don't give a fuck what it's called.
It hurts.
So my right arm was killing me in Vegas.
my pinky and my index finger were killing me.
It felt like I was being pulled.
Couldn't hold on to those damn grapes.
I got so drunk and hungover in Vegas, dude.
You weren't even close to hanging on in the grave.
If you are listening to this podcast, go to at Stool Presidente on Twitter and watch the video of a very, very severely hungover, Frankie Borelli, try to eat grapes.
My skin was a color that I don't think of humans ever.
Dude, you needed to be in the hospital.
The way your skin look was, that's the skin on a.
I was transparent.
I had just recovered from throwing up in the bathroom.
I was violently puking all morning and night.
I think I don't know what happened to me.
I think honestly I got drugged or something.
If they would have put you,
when you're in that little phase there you were in,
if they would have put you in cast for the friendly ghost movie,
people would have been like, that's unrealistic.
Yeah, that's that white.
That's how white you were.
It was crazy.
There was no blood in my body.
I was just,
I was dead.
I was dead for a couple seconds.
I was like capillaries.
I was like no blood.
I was just,
I was walking around like a dead.
person who couldn't hold on to grapes
and Dave was filming me I just was dropping grapes
left the right it's because of this goddamn owner nerve
man I can't grip anything so I swear to God
last night I'm in bed and I'm like all right I'm feeling all right
like whatever my right arms like annoy me but it's actually starting to feel a little
bit a little bit better I'm starting to do some things that guys are sending me
stretch out the bicep muscle people say
basically you got to get the nerve to get away from like the pointy part of the bone
it's like really affecting it I swear to fuck I swear to God I wake up this morning
and my left elbow now
It was my right one that hurt
My left elbow is in such severe pain
That I don't think I can go on anymore
I think I have to cut the arm off
I can't extend my left arm
Without it piercingly pain
In the ulnar nerve
I have two broken ulnar nerves
I have two pulled ulnar nerves
Now I can't help but think
That's some sort of karma
I'm getting hurt in my sleep
Yes
I am I'm waking up
And my fucking arms are falling off
75% of this room
That's me
That's Jake
our producer and Frankie Brelie just get beat up on our sleep.
Dude, I swear to God, I think it's because I sleep with my arm underneath my pillow,
and I'm always on my phone, and I'm playing Fortnite,
and I'm on, and I'm drumming.
I'm constantly doing things where my arms are bent.
I'm filming fucking Rough and Rattie with a 10,000-pound camera.
My elbows are going to explode.
And I have a rough and rarity coming up.
I don't know if I can do it.
Oh, you are.
I don't know if I can do it.
I have to do it.
You're going to have to put, like, shoot with morphine and just hope it.
Is that what it is?
If I try and callie dapp you with my left hair right now, it can't happen.
That's how bad.
It's that bad.
You can't even dab.
No.
A lot of people point out that's what Patrick Reed does with his brother-in-law.
I noticed that.
I noticed that.
Callie daps.
Kind of made it less cool, but whatever.
Yeah, I think so.
If that's just something he does, you know, to get away from all the shit at home, then you know what?
Right.
More power to him.
I don't feel bad about feeling bad.
Like, I won't feel bad for things that Patrick Reed does if I do them as well, because we all know what's going on.
It's not him.
He just, he, cally daps to get us.
get away for a second.
Yeah.
If that's the one second that he has away from his reality, then you know what?
We should all callie dapp once in a while.
I just want to let you guys know.
Yeah.
See how you felt about it.
I told you.
I kind of dig the calli dapp.
The Cali DAF is sick.
Sick.
I got a lot of messages about the Calli Dap after the Foreplay episode.
They're like, actually, it's Southern Kali.
Oh, it's here on Northern Kelly.
We look down upon that Dap.
Fuck you guys.
It's the Cali Dap.
Yeah.
Plus, if you're going to be Cali Dap.
Hey, what's up, Doc, you about the fucking Kali Dap, basically?
And can you imagine wanting to be.
Northern Cali as opposed to Southern Cali?
You want to be Sacramento or do you want to be like San Diego?
What are you nuts?
Yeah, Northern California is that's a tough draw.
Although Monterey is the only difference.
All right.
Monterey Peninsula is up there.
Oh, Southern Cal doesn't that isn't too bad.
No, they got great golf.
Yeah, I was going to say.
No doubt.
They got unbelievable golf.
So your What's Up Doc just got worse.
So my What's Up Doc got worse.
I just don't want surgery.
I know people are saying that's like one of the things that just like fixes the ulnar nerve being damaged.
I looked at a couple of these.
More bases say that they're going to have to like lay over Frankie's.
They're going to have to like spread open his fucking arm.
Yeah.
And now it's both of them.
Imagine him just spread eagle on the fucking table.
One guy did say that both arms cut open.
If I come in here with two slings, we've got a problem.
I don't think anyone's ever gotten surgery on bolt their arms before at the same time.
You came in double slings.
That'd be great.
Well, we.
Jake's you have to get, engineer up some contraption to hold the microphone in front of your face.
I'm going to have to film pizza views with like someone else holding the camera in front of my eyes.
And I'm just like standing there with two.
Two cats.
Like, yep, that's right.
A little to the last.
It's like the movie tag.
We always talk about tag.
Yeah.
They had to have Jeremy Runner's arms.
His fucking arms were CGI in that movie.
That's insane.
That doesn't make any sense.
There's parts of the movie where he jumps through, like, through parts of the, like the kitchen, like the island of the kitchen, he jumps over it.
Those are fake arms.
Those are they move his body.
It's unbelievable.
It doesn't make any sense.
He's jumping.
And you're telling me, you can't tell all of these arms are fake.
You got to watch the movie.
You got to watch the movie.
It's the best CGI in any movie ever.
It's amazing that everything is just not.
You're talking like Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings.
This is the best CGI ever done in any movie.
Is Jeremy Renner's arms in tag.
That's one of the most stunning things I've ever heard.
Both his arms were in Cass.
Unreal.
Yeah.
So yeah, what's up, Doc?
You know what?
I mean, I'm hoping I can be all right.
I want to be able to golf, man.
I can't knock off.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
I can't extend my arm.
It's crazy.
I got to go to like a chiropractor and I got to go to orthopedic.
I need to be, like, cracked.
I need my arms to be, like, put in the right spot.
I'm trying to do it myself.
I think I'm hurting myself.
Yeah, were any of these answers, like, it'll just kind of, like, get better?
People are like, yeah, people, like, you have to have to have to, like, put my arms in braces when I sleep
because I'm clearly bending my arms, like, when I sleep.
And I need to, like, relieve the pressure.
If I constantly keep, like, bending it and doing all these things, it's going to just going to make
a worse.
I have to try and lay there like a fucking robot all night?
It's crazy.
I got the island's playoffs.
I can't be not bending my arms.
I got a lot of shit coming up.
You got a lot of clapping to do.
A lot of clapping to do.
Imagine you got some orange gas on there.
Can you imagine I can't clap.
Or boo?
I'm going to the Coliseo intertive.
I've got to be able to boo.
Nothing boo without your arms.
No, no, no.
You got to put the fucking hand up there, man.
You got to let it go.
I see.
I was going to say, too, like, why can't you just...
You have to, you have to cup down.
You do it look silly.
You have to cup.
You have to cup.
Nothing better than a good boo.
Yeah. That's true.
Handsless boo is psychotic.
Are you going to not be booing Tava's time?
I want to be booing tovar's tonight.
I'll be in pain, but I'll be doing it
if I threw it.
All right, good luck, Frankie.
Thanks for the docs.
Sergio Garcia and Matt Coocher.
So, you know, these two, they've probably been
the most controversial guys in golf, really,
thus far this year.
I think there's one other big story that I'm not thinking of right now.
That was, you know, quite a bit controversial
that didn't involve these guys.
But anyways, Sergio, from the whole meltdown
that he had over in Saudi Arabia,
the messing up the greens where he just dragged us
beat and ripped up a bunch of the greens, like five different greens.
Every time you say Saudi Arabia, I can't believe he chose to do it in Saudi Arabia.
Crazy town.
And then the video of him going fucking ape shit in the bunker, splashing it, I think three different,
a forward or backward and a forward splash in the bunker.
Or no, it was a backward, a forward.
Through a temper tantrum in Saudi Arabia.
Absolute temper tantrum in Saudi Arabia.
Got kicked out of, no, no, no, no.
You can't throw temper tantrums in Saudi Arabia.
No, no, no.
Saudi Arabia.
I mean, if you, like, bump into somebody on the street on accident, you're dead on.
You know, they're here from you ever again.
Yeah.
Yeah. Is that one of the places, too?
Like, if you, you know, if you steal, like, a bag of popcorn that would cut your arm on?
Chop your hand right on.
Yeah, that's one of those places.
Pretty sure.
It's an eye for an eye type deal.
Yeah, right.
So he did that there, which is just crazy.
He's been on kind of a, he does this good PR stuff.
You ever go look at his social media accounts?
He's always, like, posted pictures with the troops that are helping out at the events.
You know, he's doing all that stuff, trying to nonstop with this guy.
It's like political bullshit.
where they're like, you know, like when they're making their speeches, they need this like,
they need every single form of race behind them.
Correct.
Like someone in a wheelchair, someone from every single form of the nationality.
It's like a college pamphlet.
It's exactly it.
Yes.
Yes.
That's exactly what it is.
Those college pamphlets are so diverse.
It's most diverse things in the world.
Incredibly diverse.
It's unbelievable.
It's perfectly diverse.
Perfectly diverse.
Yep.
Every form and walk of life is right there on that pamphlet.
Yeah.
And that's what Sergio does.
Sergio looks at his Twitter.
He's like, ah, shit.
we've had a bad week let's let's go meet the troops and let's go take a picture in front of them
and we're let's go raise some money for the kids yeah that need help you know it's just every time
with this guy you know oh good brammy sure not saying that's bad it's a good way to like get if you're
helping the world that's good whatever your reason is if you're helping the world it's great
what your intentions are um however now he's back him and matt coocher on i think it was like
the seventh hole uh cooch is making a mess of the hole ends up making like a 15 footer for
Bokey. Sergio's got like 10 feet or so, maybe eight feet for par,
misses it, steps up really quick, hits it with the back of his putter, misses that one.
Coacher is like, well, I obviously would have given him a putt, but I didn't have time.
He stepped up so quickly, he hit the putt.
Then Sergio, they talked to a rules guy.
Sergio's like, well, I understand that, but you should then concede the next hole to me
since you clearly wouldn't have won this hole.
And Cooch is like, well, I mean, it's not really my fault, but you did that.
So Cooch refuses to concede apparently they're kind of bickering for a while after the Matt.
Sergio ended up saying like, yes, that was obviously my mistake.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
You hear a great Sergio story from Jake Owen, by the way, in this upcoming interview.
But that was the dispute.
Sergio ends up going on to lose to Coocher.
Coocher said, I apologize.
I said, I don't like the way this played out.
You can concede a whole is what Sergio then said to me.
I thought about it and said, I don't like that idea either.
What didn't I like about it?
to say other than I just kind of stuck to what the rules
officials said the rule was and that was it.
Yeah.
Kind of crazy to see this happen in a professional golf tournament.
This is something that happens between buddies.
Pretty crazy. Yeah.
And, you know, it would have, here's
it's definitely Sergio's fault. There's no doubt about that.
Sergio absolutely should have done that.
He knows matchplay incredibly well from all of his rider
cups from playing in this tournament. I mean,
just from being a golf, everybody knows that you can't just do that,
especially in an official match play event.
But so he's 100% the wrong there.
However, there's also a little part of, like, Coacher that you could have easily bossed in on the side of the green bin like, no, no, I said that was good.
You're, you're good.
You know?
Like, would they have allowed right?
Would they have allowed that?
Yeah, like, nobody would have, nobody was going to, nobody was grilling.
Right.
Cooch.
They could have, like, even if, if Sergio had then looked up towards him, Cooch could be like, no, that was definitely good.
Oh, and nobody would have ever sent a word about it.
So after he had missed it, you're saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was thinking that too.
Like, why not just be like, no, that was fine?
Totally.
Like, no, that's bullshit.
Like, we're going to the next one.
Totally.
And now people are coming out being like, well, technically he didn't officially say it's good.
But like, dude, it's match play.
Right.
It was a four-inch putt.
Cooch very easily could have if there was any dispute.
It'd been like, no, I said, I mumbled it, but I said that was good.
It was obviously good.
And nobody would have said a fucking word about it.
Right.
He didn't do that.
He kind of went to the rules official and was like, well, the letter of the law, what does it say?
because technically I didn't have time to give him the putt.
And it sort of gave me a little bit of,
Cooch, you know what you're doing that.
Yeah.
Like, you know Sergio messed up and that there's probably advantages you.
Yep.
And you chose this route, which is by the book, technically correct,
but it's also kind of, I don't know, laughing a little bit of sports.
I saw it.
I think for the way I saw it was,
had Coutrebin playing with someone that he really liked,
that this is never even a scenario.
Like he clearly had less respect for Sergio than he does anyone else that...
Like, I just think in any other situation,
if Cochers was someone that he, like, we know that he likes him
and he's, like, played with him a bunch of times,
and, like, they've been out and played together and practice rounds and stuff.
Like, he does exactly what Wrigge is saying.
Like, no, buddy, like, let's go on the next one.
But maybe him and Sergio just, like, don't have a good relationship at all.
And he was like, all right, I'm going to try and needle this down to the every word in the...
I think if that was Phil.
Oh, there's no problem.
No problem.
Zero.
I think they walk right to the next T.
Like nothing happened.
He's like,
Phil, pick it up.
Yeah.
No, I said pick it up.
You're good.
Nobody says it work.
So that was kind of my takeaway from it.
Yes, it's Sergio's fault.
I still think like Cooch, like you knew what you were doing.
There's no doubt Cooch knew what he was doing.
And if he just had tipped that caddy, you know, a few months ago,
I don't think you have that.
Maybe you don't have that opinion because we don't think Coochor has that side.
It's totally correct.
Yeah.
That's, there's no doubt about it.
Times they are changing.
They are.
The, it's stacking up against Kutcher that he's kind of an asshole.
Yeah.
Kind of crazy.
It is wild to think how much that shifted in a month, two months.
Total shift.
Still's got those sketchers.
He's still that, just like white vanilla pudding.
And I saw some story come out maybe last week that Kucher and El Tuka, not only did he pay him the money, but they've also, maybe they met up and hugged.
What?
Do nobody gives a fuck?
They hugged?
I don't know if it was hug, but there was some sort of bearing of the, whatever hatchet did he say?
He met El Tuchan and hugged him.
Nobody, nobody cares.
Tell him he flew down there, hugged him.
What a visual of them like meeting in the parking lot?
He just like hugs L2Ken.
What a name L2Ken.
The point I'm getting at is all time.
No matter what happens, that story is never changing.
The way that people feel about it.
His name is L2Kan.
Yep.
All time.
His real name is David Ortiz.
Unbelievable.
Kind of crazy.
That's so good.
Kind of crazy.
If you're rooting for Matt Kutcher at this point, what are you doing?
he's so boring
but he's also now he's an asshole
which is less boring but doesn't make people
like you true yeah and not an asshole
in like a cool villain way
not at all an asshole like
you're cheap to L2K but yeah
what are you doing man real like that's being a real
asshole yeah that's yeah you're not doing it for the theatrics
you're just you that's just who you are
right yeah like Ian Polter's almost like a better
asshole than him because like yeah
it's theatrics it's fun
He knows what he's doing.
He's ruining someone's day or life and stuff.
Like he's just being a dick.
Coocher is an asshole and he hopes nobody notices.
And now that people notice, he's like, ah, damn.
Polter is a great asshole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Polter's an asshole and he knows it because he's like, yeah, they hate me because I fucking beat him all the time.
Yeah.
Cooch.
It's like, well, we don't like it because you didn't tip out too can, man.
Yeah.
That's not sweet.
David Ortiz.
Last thing I had in our sheet was one week until the Masters.
Wow.
Masters week starts next week.
Monday.
This time next week, we'll be, we'll be watching Brando and all the boys.
Live from Augusta.
We've got the women's amateur this Saturday.
We've got the drive chip and putt on Sunday.
And then Monday, boom, they'll be doing live from coverage.
Unbelievable.
At the Masters.
I accidentally hit the Masters app the other day.
And it was like 10 days till Masters Monday.
I have like a countdown going on in the front.
Buddy, let me tell you this.
I saw somebody tweet about this.
So I did a little bit of research.
The Masters Tournament Twitter account from Masters Sunday last year
until like three weeks ago had tweeted eight times.
And then three weeks ago, they just start ramping it up.
That's amazing.
All these videos, they're posted a couple days till the Masters.
That's so good.
They just went totally dormant.
Didn't say a fucking word now.
I've been on the Masters website.
I was on the master's website earlier today.
One of the great websites in all sports.
The color schemes, everything's so crystal clear, all the pictures.
The way they welcome you.
It's great.
They got a video on there.
It's like watch Bobby Jones talk about.
Augusta and I'm like is he back?
Yeah.
And I'm going through this and they just they put across like all these epic clips of Augusta and like
Avent Corner.
These just these captions of just quotes on Bobby Jones about the place about when he first
got to the place.
I was in fucking tears sitting upstairs in the office today.
Just like oh my God.
Augusta.
So this time next week we'll be, you know, we'll be in Masters week.
Very exciting time to be alive.
I think that's all we got.
We'll be back, of course, on Thursday, as we are every week.
Congratulations to Kevin Kisner.
Big week for Tiger.
Tiger looks great going into the Masters.
Jake Owen is up next.
A ton of really good stories in here.
There's one of our best interviews.
Stick around.
You're really going to like this one.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have now in studio a very special guest country music star, Jake Owen.
You got the new album out.
Greetings from Jake.
I'm a big fan.
You got some great golf course jams that you've put out over the years.
So I'm a big fan of that.
You're a big golf guy.
Welcome.
First of all, first impressions, kind of being a big.
barstle sports.
Dude, I mean, I walked in with my twin brother.
Yeah.
And he goes, is this a fucking job for these people?
And I said, I was like, yeah, dude, it's barstall sports.
You know, like, my twin brother's now working with me.
Like, he's lived in my hometown in Barclay, Beach, Florida for, like, the last, like,
35 years, never, and it hasn't left.
And I was like, you need to come see the world, man.
You need to get out of that little fishbowl down there and come out.
And so, this is, like, his first experience in New York City going around with me and stuff.
Yeah.
So when he walked in, he was like, Jesus.
there's a bar too.
He's like,
what have I been doing with my life for the last?
So that was my first impression of walking in here.
Yeah,
it's a good time to be here too.
We've got baseball going on.
We've had March Madness going on.
So it is, like, of all the times, we try to claim.
We always try to claim to people.
You're like, no, no, we do a lot of work.
And they come in there, like, too.
Like, what the hell are you guys doing?
It's a joke.
So it's a good time.
We're glad you came in.
You're a big golf guy.
What's, you know, kind of what's the status of your golf game?
Hit us with where you're at right now.
Man, I'm working on a grip change right now.
Wow.
So, yeah.
Big things.
You're fucked.
I'm fucked.
And it's like my golf club closes for the winter and it opens, it just opened back up.
So I went out to the, I went out to the range other day.
And way long, story short, backstory, like four or five years ago, I was driving go-carts with Kevin Harvick.
And this, by the way, I'm not trying to drop names.
Paul McCartman told me not to drop names.
Wow, here we go.
This is a little bit.
right now.
He's doing a little...
He's coming in a hot with a bit.
I love it.
It's okay.
The more names you drop on this show, the better for us.
You're just shaky name drops.
No, yeah.
But I was riding go-karts with Kevin, and I flipped a go-kart and cut the tip of my finger off.
So this hand right there, that's why...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's why I got that.
That's fucked up, did you do?
Yeah, that's gone.
How do you flip a go-cart?
Good question.
They told me they'd never seen it happen before, but, dude, when I was...
when I drive anything, dude, I'm going to take it.
I'm going to send it.
Can't stop looking at your finger.
You can't.
You can't?
Check it out, dude.
Oh, my God.
Take a picture.
Make a poster.
Put it on the wall.
That is horrifying.
But so anyway, I flipped it.
And ever since that day for my golf game, it just, I've played okay, but I just, it's
hard to grip the club in the way I used to.
So I kind of reverted to this weaker grip.
And actually, going from a kid, you know, when you like, we learn, like, all
kids kind of start off with a stronger grip.
Oh, yeah.
But I don't hit it left, like, because of my grip's a little weaker now.
And I just hit, like, this little straight, little faded.
So I decided this is the season where all those times that I've played with that
that whacked grip, I'm like, this is the, I just need to suck it up and do it.
But you guys know, like, if you'd make a grip change, you have to commit to playing,
like, shit for, like, a while.
Yeah, it feels like you've never done anything athletic in your entire life.
When you go to a grip change for the first time, stand over the ball, you're like,
this is not going to.
We just can't do this.
Yeah.
Wow.
So, yeah, that's what I'm working on that right now.
And I don't know.
Just having a good time, man.
Yeah.
So you've been Jordan Spee's partner in the Pebble Pro Am.
Yeah.
How did that come about?
Okay, well, about six years ago, I guess it was.
It was my first time playing the Pelal Beach Pro Am.
And I was paired with Kelly Kraft.
It was also a Texas guy.
He won the U.S. Amateur.
And Jordan was paired.
with Tony Romo and we played the first three or four days together and the following year
I guess it was Kelly didn't get his tour card back and Tony Romo heard his shoulder
broke his collarbone or whatever it was and so they either one of them came back and Jordan
called me he was like hey man I mean I had a good time playing with you would you want to
would you want to play said yeah so that was before you know he hit his big lick and it's kind of
funny because now everybody's like who do you play with out there at the public beach
I'm always like, uh, Jordan's beat.
People are like, great, good job.
But it's cool because the last five years, um, we play the same group every year.
So it's Jordan and I and, uh, Wayne Gretzky and Dustin Johnson.
So pretty solid.
You're making name drops.
Dude, I'm not name drop.
I mean, that's just who you're playing with.
No, I know.
That's amazing.
Five minutes into the fucking show you drop.
Got Wayne Gretzky.
I mean, Wayne Gretzky, I almost fell off the, like, the chair.
I saw your Islanders.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I mean, other than the fact that it's Florida gator colors,
and I'm kind of like, anytime I see the orange and blue like that,
being a Florida State Seminole, it's kind of, I don't know.
Like piercing?
Other than that, dude, I think it brings, I mean,
you're a hockey fan.
You a hockey fan?
You bring your eye color out a little bit.
That's very nice.
Watch out, he's a lunatic.
I'm pointing to Frankie.
Yeah, no, when we talk about Islander lunatic.
We'll have to cut the rest of the show.
We'll go.
He'll go.
You can't take it.
You can't go back at that.
No, no, no.
We'll keep it ago.
We got a big game time.
I can't be getting wheezy.
And Tavares is back in town, so Frankie's wires are all messed up today.
So I have a podcast, and I need more people like you guys on it.
Oh, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm coming in here and having, like, your buds with you while you're doing it.
It seems like a good idea.
I always kind of do it myself, and I'm now starting to learn something from you guys.
Yeah, we kind of just hang and wing it.
People like that.
People, you know, people like...
I'm good at winging it.
Yeah, like we can tell.
People feel like they think that they're just sitting in the room.
That's what you're going for.
Yeah, you got to do that.
So what's the...
When you're out in that group playing with, like, no big deal with, you know,
Wayne Gretzky, Dustin Johnson,
Jordan Speed, do you ever, like, mess up?
Like, just getting the, like, not even golf-wise,
I mean, like, logistically or...
One of the funny...
Maybe I shouldn't say that, yeah.
Do it.
You should.
Nobody will listen to this.
Yeah, I should. I should.
I was...
And this isn't, like, a sexist comment.
So I'm sticking up for my buddy,
Jordan, but one of the funnier things you talk about being,
like, something funny during those rounds.
Yeah.
You know, I like getting, like, advice from...
Jordan or or Dustin.
I mean,
those guys are the best in the world, right?
So why would you not ask?
So I'll sometimes be like,
hey,
what do you think this putts gonna do or whatever?
But at the same time,
they're there to play the actual tournament
and win.
They're not really there.
Like,
I mean,
we have fun.
Don't get me wrong,
but they're not there like,
give me pointers.
No.
You know what I'm saying.
I'm trying to win a PJ tournament.
You're over here.
No,
no.
You got to look at it.
So I,
so he was told,
he gave me the line.
Like,
he was like,
yeah,
man,
you want to put it out, like, you know, maybe like two, three inches outside the right side of that cup.
I was like, cool, man.
I was like, and I'm like, hey, you mind?
Like, make sure I'm all right.
Like, he was behind me.
I was like, am I lined up right?
He's like, dude, this isn't the LPGA tour.
What do you, what's like?
Does you know, the LPGA?
All the caties like to stand behind him and they'll go, okay, you're good.
Yeah, walk off.
So when I said that to him, he's like, dude, this isn't the LPGA.
That's great.
So he kind of roasted me pretty good.
Yeah, he kind of burned.
What about nerves playing in that group?
First tee.
Are you getting the jitters like your average golfer?
No, because I'd drink before.
Okay.
Smart.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't get hammered or anything, but have a couple drinks.
Wayne Gretzky, though, he doesn't even go hit golf balls.
He just straight to the bar.
Straight to the bar.
Straight to the tea.
Unreal.
Yeah.
Cigar.
Vodky.
Unbelievable.
A great one.
And I will say this.
Out of all celebrities, professional golfers, everyone that plays in that tournament,
I've never seen anyone like as big a celebrity as Wayne Gretzky.
the way that people just, I mean, they will chase him down with jerseys and, like, people getting in fights, throwing jerseys over the, over the ropes at him to get him.
He's a living legend, right?
Like, how often do you see someone like that walking around?
Can I give you a good Wayne Gretzky?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of the great one, this is, you'll appreciate this.
I mean, imagine your nickname is the great one.
Right.
This is a true story.
True story here.
We're finishing the round of golf.
It's the last day, the Pebble Beach Proan.
My brother is caddying.
Actually, it's my buddy Ryan Parsons was caddying for me.
year and he looked at Wayne he goes hey Wayne I'm not to ask this but could you sign a couple golf
balls for my my two boys and he's like oh yeah sure he pulls out his balls uh which are 99 his
he plays tailor made balls that are 99 and he signed both of them and he goes here he's like
i'm going to do you one better too he's like let me see that caddy bib you got and he signed it he goes now
go ask Jake to sign it and and jordan and dustin he goes but when you get off the course they're
gonna ask you to give this back.
But he goes, you tell him to get fucked because the great one
signed it.
What?
I love it.
I love it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just like, did he just call yourself the great one?
He's allowed to.
Yeah.
That's unbelievable.
And the best part is, like, while he's on the T2, people will be like, great one,
the great one.
And it's almost like, it's almost seems like, it's like biblical or something.
He's like a king.
Yeah, he's a king.
Yeah.
I have a weird history with Wayne Gretzky just because I got in that whole.
whole little internet fight saying I didn't think he could play in 2018 but that's not
I mean Frankie said he couldn't make an NHL roster in 2018 really well you know long story short
I said that the game has changed so much you know we actually on the last pocket I talked about
how like golfers from 2018 if you put them in like the 1950s I actually think that they would
do worse just because they're so used to the new technology and all this stuff yeah like
you put like these hickory calls in their hands well that's what you say don't you think
there should be one tournament a year where it's like the hickory stick classic yeah
That would be, everybody has to play with a nibbleck.
That's such a good idea.
The Hickory Stick Classic is a done deal.
Can we do the Barstall Sports Hickory Stick Classic?
I'll call Jordan.
We'll get them all.
Let's be like, dude.
Let me email business team right now.
We're going to cut this with the show so nobody gets it.
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Oh my God.
The Hickory Stick Classic.
Even if you don't do it with Hickory Sticks, you have to call it.
Could buy Zerick.
That's what we're replacing the Zirik.
We're not big fans of Zerich.
The Zirc Classic's the worst.
ever happened in sports.
We're just doing the Hickory Stick class.
But yeah, I always compare that.
Like, I just think hockey has evolved so much more.
Like, his style of game just wouldn't translate to this because it's just like,
he was able to just maneuver his way around.
I mean, no one's going to be able to touch his statistics because that that game just
doesn't, isn't around anymore.
Right.
You have like Alex Ovechkin, who's by far the best goals score of all time.
He can't, he can't get 230 points in a season.
So as you can tell, Frankie died on the hill that Wayne Grisky.
He wouldn't be able to make a...
But I'm still, I'm still a huge Wayne Griskyy fan.
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Back to golf.
Which else handicaps?
I'm currently, I think, is six.
That's good.
Mine's a million.
I'm a terrible, terrible golfer.
It's fun.
No, I think that's the beauty of golf, man.
When I ask people that are handicaps, it's not to be like, oh, how good are you?
I just like to know.
And I think the thing about golf that I love is just anybody can play it.
And it's funny, no matter what age you pick it up, because I've got a lot of buddies
are like, I'm never really, never played golf.
And then you get them out there, and it's addicting because it's so hard.
You know, so anyway, kind of cut you off in your handicap.
I go between like a 10 and 12.
I better years.
I'm closer to 10, obviously.
But I have this thing called the butter knives, the skull fucks.
So I can't hit a ball, but 40 yards and in.
I just can't do it.
Yeah, he skulls it.
It's a lot.
I don't know.
It's a mental thing.
You know why?
Why?
Can I give you a little tip?
Love it.
Okay.
And I mean this.
Like, it helped me my golf game a lot, man.
So Matt Killing, who coaches Justin Thomas.
Here I go again, right?
Drop.
No, you don't do that at all.
It's part of the story.
Fuck off.
I'll walk out of here right now.
Every story.
This is literally like when...
I'll walk out this.
I hate to bring this up, but it's like when you have to say that you're from Harvard,
you can't just say it.
It's true.
So it's like you have to say...
You're like...
You did?
See, that reaction.
What initial thought of your mind?
That's literally the reaction.
I only said it, though, just to kind of like loop them up a little bit.
We always said that's a reaction.
Oh, what school did you go to?
He has to say, like, oh, it's Harvard.
And everyone goes, oh, but you did go to Harvard.
Like, your name dropping, but you did do stuff with these people.
You can't have to do it.
You can't get around it.
So Matt Killing, I was having the same issue, man.
Like, that's the thing.
A lot of, like, amateur golfers on those short shots like that.
And that's a thing that's kind of backwards again with the way sports has changed,
technology, all that.
Like, everybody's just about bombing the ball now, right?
But you bomb it on a par four that was made for clubs, you know,
a 355-75-yard par four, right?
Yeah.
A lot of guys now, I mean, even amateurs are bombing it out there 300 yards, right?
So you got 55 yards to the green.
Is that what we're talking about here?
Your skull fuck?
Yes.
Okay.
So 55 yards to the green, a lot of times people like, you just don't have enough weight, believe it or not, on your front, on your left leg.
Like Matt Killen was working with me before.
I got a, they gave me an exemption to plan a web.com event last year, which that's a whole other story.
I got some questions about that.
Oh, dude, it was terrible.
But I do have some, I can justify some of it.
But I will, let's get back to this first.
second. I'll tell you that he told me, Matt did, he's like, look, Jake, you're just, like,
you're too much on your back leg. So what happens is, like, on those little short shots,
you can either decelerate, you like, you either blade it or just chunk it.
It's all over the place. Yeah, it's, if I try and think about, like, yeah, right, let's use the
bounce. Let's just let the club do the work. I'll just chunk it.
No, no, no, no, no. And if I say, all right, let's just go out the ball.
Yeah, this is a good. I'm giving a shout out to you, Matt, Kill. And he's an amazing, amazing guy.
I mean, he coaches Kenny Perry, Justin Thomas.
J.B. Holmes. He's got a bunch of these guys.
Anyways, his deal is, he told me, he's like, just play that ball a little further up in your stance on the, on your, like, maybe off your front toe.
Just, like, put a 70-30 weight, like 70% on your front leg.
That's significant.
Yeah. Believe it. It kind of feels like you're almost lean.
But what happens is, like, your angle of attack is always just so crisp that way.
And it'll, the main thing is it'll keep you from blade in it.
See, that's what Kiz told you to.
Yes.
Where he's like, you got a lean.
Lean. He was doing a lean with the leg.
Right.
Now I'm a lefty, so it would be my right leg.
Yeah.
We have Kisner on the show all the time, so he made him.
He's awesome.
He's awesome.
I love Kizner.
He made a video trying to help Frankie.
He said the same thing, and he basically told him, you gotta get your leg on.
It's just like, it's a little bit, like, a little bit.
Looks good.
It does look good.
Holy smokes.
Holy shit.
All right, so you have to be a country music star.
I'd be able to say it, like, to wear that.
I can't walk around an islander's shirt and wearing those boots.
I feel like you could, though.
No, I feel like you could.
You have to just not give a shit.
Like, you can't.
You can't get a...
Obviously, right.
I mean, you also have to, like,
you also have to, like, sell a bunch of records.
You're, like a record, you're a, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, I can't walk around in that.
I'm not, actually, I'm not.
Jay, we're bloggers, bro, we can't be wearing, do you imagine if I walk into this office wearing a
in a, I get fired.
You get killed in this office.
I get fired.
People make, I mean, you wouldn't wear them, you think?
I don't think you'd get fired.
Listen to me.
I'd wear them on my, I'd see me in my, I'd see me in my room.
Just walk up in here one day.
It would be unbelievable if you walked in here like that.
He didn't even realize that who's like I once wore like a cool guy shirt.
They called a cool guy Frankie shirt.
I wore a shirt with polka dots on it, like paint splatter polka dots.
And it was on every single video series we have here.
They're like, look at Frankie trying to be cool guy Frankie.
Well, you go from this garb every day to then you came in with a cool guy shirt.
Now you're going to come in with Jake Owing boots?
I try to.
Right.
You respect that?
I respect that.
Yeah.
That was great.
Everybody's got their thing, you know what I mean?
I'd love to look like you.
Like my boy, Ando right here, he wears Buffalo Bills hat everywhere we go.
Hey, not only that, but like, think about that.
Like, his whole life he's been a Buffalo Bills fan and the torture he's had to go through.
This isn't about me, so.
Yeah.
The Music City Miracle.
Yeah. That is a great hat.
He says it was a forward pass. It was not a forward pass.
Yikes.
It was pretty clear by angle that it's not.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
guys for backing me up on that. Hey, we
make this about me.
He says we can make this about me.
Who was it? Who was it that told us
it was? Oh, yeah, another
name drop. Name drop. Bill Cowher. That's a
Bill Cowher. This, dude, can I tell you the greatest
this is why I love you guys, man. I love what y'all do. I really do.
I love what y'all do here at Barstall sports
for just for every guy out there and girl that just appreciates
like just good fun humor and sports talk and whatever. But this is a great
great story, dude. Probably, like,
Like, you were just saying, you're like, man, you're a rock star, whatever.
Like, bullshit.
Like, I'm just a dude that somehow got lucky.
And I play music.
And there's so many amazing people that are talented in music that, like, I'm just like a piece of sand in what this is a huge beach, right?
I mean, you're a rock star.
That was a lyric, by the way, that you're probably going to have.
No, I don't know.
A piece of sand, a huge beach.
You kidding me?
That's why you get to wear the boots.
That's why you get the boots.
Imagine I walk into this office, like, you hear me clanking around the boots.
I'm like, I'm just a piece of sand and a huge beach.
Everyone's like, Frankie, get the fuck out of it.
For you, it's a cover of a new album.
It's Frankie High.
So, tell me this isn't the coolest thing.
So this is, like, what I love the most about doing what I do is the things that I'm able to do now because of the, you know, platform I got to where I can share stuff with, like, my friends and my brother and all this.
So, I, again, like, this isn't me dropping names.
I feel weird saying this, but, like, we got, and I don't even know how this happened.
So be in Obama.
We're playing.
No, no, no.
So Peyton Manning is retiring, what was that, three years ago, four years ago.
So he has it.
I get this amazing text from Peyton saying, hey, man, you've been a part of my life outside of football.
I played his charity event a few times, played some music.
And he's always been a fan of what I do, which is really cool because I'm a fan of his.
And he said, hey, I'd love for you to come out to my retirement party that his wife was thrown for him.
And it's in L.A.
I was like, dang, man, I got to be in Canada like the next day.
I was like, how can you pass up going to a part, going to Peyton Manning's retirement party?
I'm promising you, though, when we got there, Ando went with me.
We went at the time, thanks to these folks we worked with at Cessna and stuff, I had like a barter thing with them and they flew us out there private.
And we're going to fly us from there to the next day, private, to Buffalo so we could cross the border and go into Canada and play my show.
Well, we're sitting at the bar at Sunset Marquis in L.A.
And I look over and Bill Cowers are just sitting next to me.
And the only reason I'd come across Bill before is when I was out on tour with Kenny Chesney.
We played at the Steelers Stadium and he came out and whatever.
So I was like, hey, Bill, he kind of recognized me.
He's like, hey, Jake, he's like, what are you doing here?
Are you going to Peyton's thing?
I say, yeah.
And he looks at Ando and he sees that Buffalo Bill's hat.
And he's like, you know Jim Kelly's going to be there, right?
And at that moment, Ando is kind of like, are you serious?
He's never met Jim Kelly, you know, but it's like his hero.
And so we get there.
Way, long story short, Bill Cowers.
By the way, I said, Bill, you want to ride with us over there?
He was like, I was just going to Uber, you know?
What?
Right.
I'm like, Bill Cowher.
Like, just ride with us, you know?
So Bill Caller hops in.
We all ride over there together, and he's like, I'm introducing you, Ando, to Jim Kelly.
So he introduces him to Jim Kelly.
He, they talked for a while.
We proceed to just get hammered drunk.
and I'm thinking, you know what?
I wonder if Jim Kelly's going to Buffalo tomorrow
because I have a private flight going to Buffalo.
How cool would that be if I could see if he'd come
and then tell Anda or whatever, right?
So I was like, hey, hey, Jim, you know,
are you guys going to Buffalo tomorrow?
He's like, yeah, 745 a.m. Southwest flight.
I'm like, cancel it.
Yeah.
I was like, listen, and I told him,
I was like, it's not my plane.
Like, I just got lucky enough if they gave me the plan to use.
So I was like, you want to fly with us?
And he's like, hell yeah.
Oh, my God.
So the next morning, check this out.
Fucking way.
Yes, the next morning, he meets us at the airplane, and for four hours on the plane,
he sits there and talks to Ando, who's, like, been heartbroken four Super Bowls in a row.
But the stories Jim Kelly told, man, about everything he's been through from, you know, his son that he lost to cancer he's dealing with.
He was open right there in front of his wife about his trials and tribulations with, like, you know,
not being fateful, you know.
Holy shit.
You got a tell-all story on your way of Buffalo.
All of us.
And then Ando forever has always used a rubber band or like a hair tied as like a money clip, you know?
Yeah.
And he pulled it out for something.
And Jim's like, seriously, that's what you use?
Like, you know, and And Ando's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Jim goes, no, no, no, hold on one second.
And look, pull it out right now.
And I'm talking about your money clip, not your cock.
Look at that.
Oh, it's an unreal Bill's money clip.
That, by the way, he pulled off his own wad and gave it to Ando.
And so my point in this long, over, you know, long-winded story is that it's cool to sing music.
It's cool to do whatever.
But to be able to do something like that and have the ability, that would have never happened.
Like, I don't know how in the world we got to the point we're on a private jet with Jim Kelly and my best friend in the world who loves the bills and gets to sit.
there for four hours of them and talk to him about anything and everything.
And to me, like, out of all the shit I've done in my career, I swear on my life, that moment
was, like, the most fulfilling moment for me to, like, see my buddy, like, light up.
You know what I mean?
It's super cool.
Yeah, the amount of things that had to happen for that to just to have them both sitting there is crazy.
Jesus.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
So tell us about the time you play golf with Jesus Christ.
I forgot.
This is supposed to be about golf.
Yeah.
I mean about anything.
I got a good Jesus Christ golf story.
I bet you do.
You want to hear it?
I wouldn't be surprised.
So Jesus and Moses are playing golf together at Cyprus Point.
I don't know if you guys have ever been in or know about Cyprus Point,
but number 16 is just like 250-yard over the ocean shot to a small green.
And so Jesus or Moses gets up there and he hits, you know,
he's like, what are you going to hit?
And he's like, I'm going to hit a five iron.
and Jesus is like a five iron it's 230 yards he's like that's what arnold palmer would do
and uh he's like whatever so he he hits his shot out there and it goes right in the ocean and
jesus like i told you and he's like okay wherever well you're jesus so you should be able to
part the water and i just go out there and hit my shot he's like no no no no you're going out there
on your own uh he's and he's like uh you know you can't walk on water can't you jesus and he's like
no i didn't hit it there you're going out there so next thing you know you see uh see mose
he's going out there and these guys pull up on the tea behind him
and they see Moses like literally like walking like parting waters like walking on water
out there to get his ball and uh and he says who's this guy think he is Jesus Christ and
Jesus goes nope he thinks he's Arnold Palmer is that a shitty joke no that it's a Bada Bing
it's a Bada Bing yeah it's about a Bada Bing what about Augusta you played Augusta?
I have fuck off
you kidding me no no that's so
your buddy getting the money clip is better than fucking playing Augusta?
Totally.
And I mean,
that was a great story.
It was a great story.
It is a great story.
I mean,
because to me it's not...
We're talking to Augusta here, though.
Yeah.
And look, man,
again,
that's no disrespect to Augusta National
and all the kind people that have taken me to play there.
What do you mean all of them?
How many times have you played?
I've played a lot.
Oh, my God.
What are we doing with this guy here?
Wow.
Are you kidding me?
It was,
I've had some amazing experiences there at Augusta.
I don't like to talk about it,
honestly a lot and I'll tell you why
like one of the thing they ask you when you go there
is they say look we're glad to have
you here and everything but like just please kind of try
to keep this like this is a special place
here so I actually was doing an interview
a few weeks ago and someone asked me about it and I'm like me and I just really don't want
to talk about it so so disrespectful you guys
but like I want to go back there and play again
you know and that just further builds
the mystique of it that you've played there and you can't talk
about it that makes people know all about that mystique
I've been there I watch the guys
they float out of the trees
and they're wearing green jackets.
Whenever something, we were there for a practice round.
They let you guys in there?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I was in there.
We bought tickets.
Yeah, we got tickets.
I was there on Sunday that Sergio won.
I was bouncing around like a rabbit.
I was in every good shot that was hit that day, I was right there on the ropes somehow.
We saw all these guys appear out of these trees, and then they just disappeared.
There was a feel the dreams.
It was a little commotion on the green, and all of a sudden these guys just appeared in green jackets, and then they disappeared back into this alleyway.
So we know.
I got a good Sergio story for you.
Oh, here we go.
Let's go.
I played with Sergio and my best friend is Marty Fish.
I grew up with Marty.
Marty played professional tennis for a lot of years, but Marty's a member at Bel Air in L.A.,
and he's a really good friends with Sergio.
So he asked, he's like, come play of this.
So play with him.
And at Bel Air, after the ninth hole, you have to go through this tunnel,
getting an elevator, go up through the clubhouse, stop, get yourself a cocktail,
and then walk out on the terrace to the 10th T-box, which is a par three.
And as we get up there, we're grabbing a drink, and this old guy spots Sergio.
So he comes over to him and he does one of these things where he puts his hands on both of his shoulders.
And he goes, Sergio, I got to tell you.
He's like, you're just such a wonderful man.
And I love watching you play golf.
And my wife and I, we just got back from Italy.
And we love Lake Como.
And I just love your country.
And Sergio, Sergio.
Sergio is like,
Sergio's like, oh, thank you so much.
He's so nice of you,
he's like, I just wanted you to know.
Italy's one of the most beautiful places that I've ever been.
And the whole time I'm sitting there thinking like,
this guy's off.
He's just off.
I'm like, Sergio's fucking Spain.
He's Spanish.
Like, you know what I mean?
But the guy, but the best part about it was is Sergio is just like,
oh, thank you so much, sir.
That's so nice of you to say that.
I'm from wherever you want to be from.
We turned around and walked off.
And he's like, I'm from fucking Spain.
So that was like my highlight of a surgery
I like that
I'm surprised he just took it like that
He didn't even care
Well that's what's cool man
He's like you know
And he gets a lot of shit
I'll be honest
I told him that day
He was like dude I didn't like you
I've never liked you
I just didn't want to like you
You kind of like kind of like a
He's a brat
He's like a little
Kind of yeah
And he's brought it upon himself
You know
But like after playing him with him
That day and golf
He's a great guy
And he's
And I've learned that about a lot of people
Man I think we all like
Sometimes put like
You know
Oh yeah
We preface people based off things we've heard or whatever.
We've done that on this podcast many a times.
Yeah, and then you meet the person.
Bryson, Justin Thomas, a couple of who, Bubba Watson.
Bryson.
That's the guy who I, he's a nerd.
He's a fucking nerd, and I think everything about him is nerdy.
I think he's not genuine.
And then he came on the podcast, bodied me a couple times.
He buried Frank.
He buried me for not hitting wedges.
Yeah, he goes, at least I don't have the...
You know what he said to me one time?
And this is for you, Bryson.
So I, the guys at Cobra, Apum McGoff, like, have been good to me for so many years.
He was like, that's the irons.
I play, the everything.
And so I was in the trailer at Phoenix Open,
and he came walking in.
And I was like, hey, bro, I never met him.
Hey, bro, I said, man, how are you doing?
Congrats on everything.
You know, I like what you're doing.
I was like, dude, I grabbed your clubs earlier out of your bag,
which, by the way, his grips.
I don't know if, you know, they know about that.
But they're so weird.
Yeah.
I'm like, that was, the things were unbelievable.
And he goes into, like, this 10-minute dissertation about, like,
Jake, you should really, I mean, these one-length clubs,
like, you should really try, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He's why?
I'm like, dude, I would rather fucking shoot 100 with my shitty clubs than ever have to go through that 10-minute fucking story you just gave it right there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Just like, dude, just let me get back to regular golf now.
But he's like a scientist, like a mad scientist when it comes to that.
We asked him about the clubs and he said how he's changing the game of golf and how kids in the future are only going to have to get one iron and learn one swing and all this stuff.
Which actually is pretty cool.
I think it takes people that are crazy sometimes, not crazy, but like has their own way of doing things.
And look, y'all did it.
I mean, look at Barcelona Sports, right?
Yeah.
Like, you did a cool thing that's different.
And I'm sure there's lots of people going,
these guys are fucking idiots.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But you're not.
You're great people.
No one says that about me.
I don't think so much.
Thank you.
Yeah, no, definitely.
What about Tiger Woods?
Do you?
Any Tiger Woods stories?
I've never met Tiger Woods, man.
I only, well, see, I should.
No.
Do it.
Just do it.
Well, it happens.
It's like an Augustus story.
I will say, like, oh, he was there when I was there.
and it was like the couple weeks before the master's that made me feel something i just got chills
like i got more than chills i love everyone in august i think they know that how much i respect the
place um but i was just standing on the putting green and i didn't know he was there dude i was on
the putting green um with uh another buddy mine who's a very famous um person and when this when tiger
woods walked by and neither one of us knew i looked at my buddy who was totally bitching out dude
he was just like oh my god oh my god oh my god and i was like did you just totally do you just totally
But the coolest part was about it
He didn't even acknowledge our existence
He just stone cold
Just walked right past us
But he has that aura about it
Yeah I was gonna say was he sparkling
No he wasn't sparkling
I figured like Tiger Woods
You can't see him at a guess
I figured he just like bleak
I'm the same way like he's almost like a ghost
Yeah he's walking around the place
Like you can tell but he's kind of transparent
Like Harry Potter like sometimes like the ghost
He'll come down like in at dinner
Like oh there goes Tiger
He's been here for a thousand years
Like the minute the sun comes
up, the ghost tiger's already playing
like the 10th hole in the morning, I feel like.
Yeah.
Just walking down.
We like Tiger.
Yeah, who doesn't?
Oh, man.
Speaking of which, uh, the match play championship, right, is going on right now?
Yeah, just finished up.
Who won?
Kiz, our boy, Kiz.
Kiz won?
Yeah.
No way.
So who beat Tiger?
Because Tiger beat Rory, right?
This beer guard guy.
Beer guard.
Yeah, so Tiger beat Rory in the morning.
And then, uh, and then Kiz ended up winning the whole thing.
I actually got a picture from Kiz this morning.
He has a, uh, look at his foot.
but he said he got a unknown injury last night.
Oh, that's probably, that was probably,
maybe this stuff from all that walking he did during a match play.
No, yeah, that had to be it.
Yeah, probably sure.
No, definitely.
Kizwan, he beat Matt Kutcher.
It was awesome.
It was great.
Kiz one of our guys, 1.7 million.
Not a bad pay day.
Pretty good day.
I did give Phil Mickelson a lot of shit, though,
at Jordan's speech wedding.
Jordan got married in November, and Phil was there,
and it was the day after he played Tiger.
And I walked up to him, and I was like,
this is funny story i said hey he didn't he didn't really know me other than he and i won the arnold palmer
award together uh the arnie award which they give to like golfers who give back golf digest does and we
won it together at um pebble beach other than that i don't think you really like knew me or anything
but i just i had a few cocktails and uh i saw him across the room and i was like i got to go tell
this guy what i think so i walked over to him i was like hey phil you owe me fucking 2999
and he's like what oh he's like he's like he's like what
He's kind of, he's in the middle of a conversation.
I was like, basically kind of looked at me like, who is this guy?
I'm like, dude, seriously, you owe me 2999.
I was like, for wasting four hours of my life with the shittiest golf I've ever seen.
Like, you guys were like the best golf, you guys hyped this whole thing up about this big match.
You guys couldn't even make three birdies between the two of you.
I'm like, I want my 2999 back and fuck, apologize to me for some shitty golf.
Oh, my God.
And he pulls out a wad out of his, out of his thing, and he grabs a hundred.
like a $100 bill he's like
He's like yeah
I won 90,000 of these yesterday
He goes take a hundred and go fuck your stuff
What?
Yeah
Right to my face
This can't be real
Swear
He did
And then so I was like
So I got real wasted man
Like real hammered at his wedding
And the next morning my girlfriend was like
Hey I don't know if you know
Like if you have Phil Mickelson's number or not
But the best part was like he was avoiding me all night
Because I was so hammered
Just ripping on him
And then at the end
At the end of the night
I was going back to the trolley that gets us back to the, or shuttle that gets us back to the hotel.
And I'm stumbling to this trolley, man.
Like, that's what you do at wedding.
Yeah.
A good time.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm stumbling to this trolley because my girlfriend's had enough.
She's pregnant, you know, she's totally sober.
She's like, let's get you out here.
It's just terrible.
And we get to the trolley, we're waiting.
And as we walk up, I'm like halfway and I look up, and the other two people waiting for the trolley was Phil and Amy.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Yeah.
He's looking at it.
He's like, oh, my God.
He's, like, so pissed.
Like, he's going to have to ride next.
So the next morning, my girlfriend tells me, she's like, you were, like, a big dick.
Like, you were a total dick.
And I was sitting there thinking, like, well, whatever, you know, I was just having fun, fun, good time.
So fast forward to this year at the Phoenix Open, now it's been since November that I haven't seen or talked in.
I was worried.
Like, I was worried he was going to be pissed.
And I find out the first day of Phoenix Open of the Phoenix Open proam.
The reason is I bring this up.
You're talking about Couture.
I got paired with Phil Mickelson.
No way.
Yeah.
And I walked up to the T-box thinking, like, dude, I got to apologize or whatever.
And as I'm walking up to the T-box, Phil looks at me and he's like, Jakey!
He's like, oh, this is going to be fun today.
And he was so, I was like, listen, man, I'm so sorry.
He's like, Jake, seriously.
And this is what I like about Phil even more now is Phil can be that guy, too, that you see on TV and think that he's too serious.
He gets a bad rap sometimes on that.
People think he's funny.
He's not.
He's the funniest, coolest dude in the world.
and we played that I never played with them and played nine holes that day and then I switched and played
with Couture after but he told him he's like Jake I loved that you did that you weren't even you weren't
out of place at all he's like it was really funny and he said I wish more people like give me she's like
because everyone like everyone kind of kisses his ass you know what I mean I thought it was hilarious
my wife maybe not so much but he's like I thought it was funny that's crazy man wow a roller coaster
that was a while it was a roller coaster in the beginning of it I wanted to like crawl out of the
studio because I was so like I can't believe someone would approach someone like that but like you
said, like, you just told him how it was.
It was all we think.
It was a shitty golf.
Everyone fell out.
Anybody that bought that thing and watched it was like, really?
I just spent four hours of my life.
I can't believe you had the boss to say that to Phil Nicholson.
That's insane.
That's amazing.
Him going, I got 90,000 of these.
Go fucking.
Yeah, he did, dude.
He did.
That's such a good line.
All right, we got to hear about playing the web.com about it.
I have to hear about it.
First of all, one thing I want to hear about is when you bury that guy on Twitter,
this like random Doug guy.
Well, dude, here's the thing.
I know for a fact, like, there's this misconstrued
story that I went to college to play golf, right? My twin brother who's here, I told you about,
he played full ride at Florida State. And I had some smaller scholarships to go to smaller
schools, but they didn't have a scholarship for me at Florida State. So I was going to go there
and just do the golf team or try to walk on the team, but I went early to do the summer camp,
ended up not working out. And quite frankly, it was misconstrued as if I played there. I didn't
play there because honestly, I just wasn't good enough. And so I'm okay to say that. But with
that said, I still love golf. And all these years later, people still think that, like, I'm this
big golfer and they offered me an exemption at the web.com that was played in
Nashville and it was Snetikers charity it was kind of running it so they thought it'd be good to
have me there as like to help with the publicity of it and I was a little nervous I was like
I'm gonna do it I practice hard that's where the whole Matt Killing thing came in he came and
worked with me for a while and I mean I was striping it I thought there's no way I'm gonna go
out there and shoot anywhere it's like if I play bad I'll shoot 78 79 but like if I
play smart my dad was gonna caddy for me but I got out there the first day and after
the front nine, I made a nine
on the ninth hole. I was playing pretty
well up until the ninth hole and I hit two out of
bounds off the tee and I just, God, I was a pissed.
And so, I shot like
44 or something on the,
with a nine on the hole.
And some asshole on Twitter starts chiming
in like, hey, bro,
or why are they letting
this piece of shit play? I mean, you can't even
break 40 on the front nine.
He's making nines out there or whatever.
And I was just like, bro, you're welcome to come
out here and kiss my ass.
Because last I checked, like, I'm not, I'm not a pro golfer.
I'm not trying to be a pro golfer.
I'm just out you're trying to have a good time.
I mean, you and your nine followers went on Twitter or whatever.
Yeah.
But I didn't play well, though.
I shot two 86s.
Okay.
I got 86, dude.
Holy shit.
Yeah, but you know what?
Anheel Cabrera played in front of me.
The guy won the Masters and the U.S. Open.
He shot 84 the first day.
Okay.
Jesus.
Right.
But you're allowed to shoot in 86?
Like, you're saying you're not out there trying to win Masters champions.
No, I wasn't just...
I really wasn't trying to, but like, that's the thing in general, man.
I've learned, you guys know, it's like people are haters.
There's going to be all kinds of haters out there.
And I just really, I feel like I'm a dude that just likes being with his friends and having a good time.
And I'm like a normal guy, right?
And I get people fuck with me all the time.
Like, they, oh, this guy's not country.
Why is you singing country?
But I finally just got to a point in life where it's don't care what people think, man.
And I don't think it's fair to go back at him either and be like, F you, you know, whatever.
but I'm just kind of, I kind of more comfortable these days in my skin of just, like,
enjoying life and the things I get to do.
Well, also, you can think of it the other way, like we were saying, like, we give Bryson
a lot of hate until he came onto our podcast, but, like, now I can probably think of that
when people hate me.
It's like, well, they don't know me yet, right?
Like, they can see things that I do that they don't like, and they can tweet at me
and hate me, but, like, the day that I meet them, like, at a bar or something,
they'll be like, oh, you know, he's not that bad.
So it's the same thing.
Like, what we do on this podcast, and then we end up meeting the person.
It's like, oh shit, like Bryson's actually a cool dude.
Yeah.
So it's the same thing.
Yeah, and it's cool you said that because, I mean, you guys just even have me on here on this.
I mean, I've played music for lots of years, and that's what people know me.
You know, when I get on stage, it's like sing, sing, sing, like, people don't get to know my personality, don't know stories.
So what you guys are doing here, even for me is, like, giving me a chance to introduce myself to people out there that you guys have built a following on that they get to know me and maybe in a way they didn't.
So maybe I know how many people are going to turn the douche meter around on some of these people.
For you to like sit here and just like shoot the shit and be a really cool, normal dude is incredibly revealing.
And most people would never be able to figure that out.
Because like you said, you're either protected or you're doing it's this PR, that PR,
or you're just up on stage and people don't really know who this guy is.
So if you just shoot the shit is awesome.
Last thing we've got to get to talk about the album.
Let's plug the album.
Yeah, thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
Again, like I'm just out of place in life where I'm really just kind of happy with who I, like,
because I think no matter what people tell you or not, you know, every one of us, I think,
And as a man, I can tell you, like, I'm, there's things I'm insecure about.
You know what I mean?
I'm okay to say that out loud in front of a bunch of other dudes.
And that's okay.
Like, but you learn as you go through life that those sorts of things like don't matter.
You become more confident.
And I think this record for me is like the most confident I've ever felt making music.
Because I have felt, when I say insecure, I feel like I have, I'm from Vera Beach, Florida.
I grew up on the beach.
That doesn't mean I don't know anything about country music or I love it.
And I have a deep history into that.
But I think this record now, when people listen to this record,
for anybody that would have ever thought that I'm not, like, don't know anything about country music or
it's my way of, like, showing everyone and then we're now seeing, like, man, like, this guy's
in a cool place and he really, like, this record's really country. He's got some great songs on it.
But then it's also got this stuff on there that I love doing too, like the more coastal,
Floridian sort of thing around my roots. But yeah, it's called greetings from Jake. It just came out
last Friday, and I'm really proud of it. I've had number one off of it with, I was Jackie or Diane,
down to the honky tonk did really well for us.
And our new song that's about to come out is called Drink All Day.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
It's true.
What a great song name is right.
Yeah, you know how that is.
I mean, you get on that golf course at 8 a.m.
And your buddy's like, hey, bro, you want a beer?
And you're like, dude, it's 8 a.m.
Hey, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Unreal.
Well, everybody go check it out.
Jago and you're the man.
You have a couple.
I have a golf playlist that I'm getting ready to reveal to the world.
They call them Rigsie Playlists.
We call them Rigsy Jams.
They like to make fun.
fun of me because our fans, you know, like to give me nicknames.
But I got a couple of your songs on there.
Bearfoot Blue Jean Knight is on there.
Beecham's on there.
Nice.
So big fan.
We appreciate you coming by.
A lot of good stories.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, of course, man.
Thank you guys so much.
And this was really cool being able to come in here today.
And everybody looks like you're working in here is having a good time.
Next time you skull fuck a ball, I want you to tweet it at me because we think it's, uh, we think
it's, uh, it's, uh, contagious.
I've got a great video off to show you in a minute when we're off here.
My twin brother, I have a, um, like a golf hole at my house.
So I built this little pond, and then it's green on the other side of the pond.
So you hit across the pond to this shot.
It's only like, it's like 150 yards.
And my brother, he was out there with this the other day, and he can't stand it because I was videotaping him, and he hazelrocketed it, like 10-0.
So, yeah, that's kind of like a skull fuck.
Yeah, no, that is a skull fuck.
Oh, yeah, big time.
All right, man, we appreciate it.
Thanks for coming in.
