Fore Play - The Booth Boys Are Back In Town

Episode Date: June 6, 2019

The booth boys are back and this time we're going to Pebble. We all reunite for the first time in nearly a month and preview our upcoming week at Pebble Beach for the U.S. Open. We also talk Hank Haney, Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, and take several From The Galleries!!!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Feels good. We're coming off a wild show, a show unlike any other that we've ever done. We called it the Battle of the Phones. I think many people found it to be incredibly funny. Also, a couple people hated it. A couple people emailed us. I said that was the worst podcast I've ever listened to in my entire life, which sounds about right.

I've never done a show like that before. When you do something so revolutionary, this has happened. Having two of your hosts call in from different locations and chaotic locations, it's going to be so polarizing that you're going to get people that love it and people that absolutely hate it. That's fine. We have to rip this video and put it on our Instagram and Twitter that we just noticed this guy tagged us in. He totally snagged Frankie from across Ballpark Village in St. Louis doing the podcast. And the guy in real time captioned it. This better not be Frankie doing the four play podcast.

And it just was. Yeah. He found the audio synced it up to the video from across the fucking room. see Frankie's like, it looks like you're swatting off like people like in Game of Thrones when the, when the dead people are swimming across the water and trying to like attack them on that island. That's what it looks like. You're like kicking people off the fucking stage that are trying to grab you.

Can't believe that guy snipe that. Oh, it was. It was unbelievable. Yeah. Unreal video. So it was. It was a chaotic show. Look, we've been doing so much traveling.

We're all over the place. We do a lot more than just the golf stuff. So Frankie and I have been all over the place. And then these two, Lurch hasn't been on the show. I feel like in two months, which I told him to prepare some notes to. discuss what that's been like missing out on so much having to try to contribute but from afar and then Trent daddy was in new york i was where the hell was i was in boston for the barstool classic so look we just did the best that we could uh many people thought it was very funny

frankie i listened back to it every time frankie went like he basically had a cough button you know it was kind of what it felt like you were just hitting the cough button and then when you would let that thing go you didn't care where everybody else was in their conversation you just came in firing and then you just disappeared for like five minutes yeah it was kind of wild. Whenever I would hit the mute button off, I knew that it was go time and there was no way that I was going to be able to have a regular conversation with you guys. So I just said whatever hit my mind, then just hit mute and then I was okay. Thank God I said to go on mute because without that it was pretty much unlistable for the first like 30 seconds. But that's absolutely true. You'd come in in just a ball

of fire. Listen to nobody and then go right back on mute, wait like 30 seconds and come right back with heat. It was hysterical. So again, it's an interesting show. We did the that we could. A lot of people, I think, understood that, found it very funny. Some people absolutely hated it. So if you hated it, I mean, you're going to have 10,000 podcast episodes where it just sounds like this. Like, that's a different one, right? It's like, like, I understand people hate it, but it's like we did all that we could. And I thought it was pretty fucking unique for one episode. I mean, if you can picture it, Trent and I are just sitting in this room, just air condition, no sound at all. And then through our headphones, it's just

absolutely from you. And then I didn't think it was bad for Sam at all. But then towards the end, he's just, I don't know, around a bunch of people. taking photos mid show. It was like more of the same. So what happened was I went from my car ride from Barstool Classic back to the hotel and legitimately in the two-minute window that I was going from the car to the elevator shaft. I ran into a stool. He was like, yo, Rigsie.

I got to get a selfie. I didn't want to be like I was trying to signal to him like I was pointing to my ear and then lip singing like podcast. Podcast. And he was like, he just gave like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Will you just take a selfie with me? I'm right in front of your face. And I was like, yeah, I was just. I will just do that.

So then I did. And then two seconds later, Frankie snagged me as like, are you? What is that? Is that a heartbeat monitor? Then he goes, elevator.

You're going up an elevator right now. And it literally was the elevator going, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. So it was a wild fucking show. We are now back in studio. We got a bunch of from the gallery. We are going to be the next show that you hear. Next Tuesday.

We will be live from Pebble Beach. So we got to get in a bunch of that. First, we're going to get into spring golf. They are presenting sponsor for the year. tea time app. You're always out there thinking how can I book a tea time? Do I want to call a pro shop? I'm going to go check out their website. How can I compare this website, this course, versus that one, which one's closer, which one's better? What do other people think of it if I've

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I stop count. Can't count the compliments. Am I getting one? Are we getting one of those? Yeah, I'll get you one. I would love one. They're unbelievable. I think I'd rock that blue like you wouldn't believe.

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U.S. Open's coming up. Fourth of July's coming up. Red white and blue. Very good thing. Ain for Russia, folks. No, it sure isn't. very different red, white, blue than Russia. Are they even red, white, blue?

Do they have blue? I know red white, but blue. Hmm. I think that's a mess. France does. France does. Let me ask this. They golf and Russia?

Fuck. Do they do golf in Russia? I bet they do. Yeah, yeah. I think they're red and blue. It's just a different white and a different white, baby. I've just a different red, a different white and different blue. I'm looking at my computer.

It's hard to tell if the white is part of my screen or it's part of the flag. Look, we're not here to talk about Russia. Okay. No. We're here to talk about the Parnelargear. Store. not barswellsports.com, go to the golf tab. We also got, I don't know if I've talked about that.

Our new knit head covers are in. We got the three wood size. A lot of people saying, hey, I got those really cool barstool golf or saddens for the boys or four play knit head cover. But it was the driver size and it looks a little dumpy or baggy on my three wood. Well, guess what? Now we got the three wood side. It's massive that we got that because when we played Beth Page, Lurch, how many times did I drop the head cover off of my club? Was it you that just kept noticing?

No, I kept picking it. Oh, maybe I'm trying. My head cover just kept popping off my three wood, and I'm like, it just doesn't fit. It's the driver head cover on the three wood won't fit. I don't know what else to do. And now it perfectly sits on my driver, and I now have a three wood head cover puts it on the three wood. Perfect. Perfect.

So we get all kinds of good gear. You're welcome YouTube page. If you haven't heard of YouTube, not familiar with it. Really cool video platform that kind of aggregate all these videos in one place. You can categorize them. You can look at funny stuff, serious stuff. Musicians are on there. They put all kinds of musical-type videos on there.

should be a salesman for YouTube the way you're just described it. I watch Frankie watch music stuff all day. I sit behind you. What kind of music you listen to all day? You listen to the Foo Fighters or something? I watch... You're on YouTube doing music? He's got two screens.

He's got the big screen up here, big computer screen. And I see him, it just looks like a jam band is playing to Frankie. I watch the Foo Fighters play live every single day. This is your motivation for when you're a rock star once every two months. Yeah, a different. Right now, I'm big time on the Wasting Light album from the 606. After you watch the For Play videos, you've got to go to this. Wasting Light from the 606.

Some of the best musical videos you'll ever see in your entire life. YouTube, what a thing. Food Fighters are incredible. Foreplay golf. You can look it up on YouTube. We got our whole round with Bubba Watson's on there. Our whole round from where do we film our... Beth Page.

From Beth Page is on there. That people are loving that one. We got a bunch of the Riggsverse videos. We got the Bryson and all that stuff that happened to the PGA Championship. That has its own category. It's just called PGA Championship, I think. So again, this YouTube thing, you're not familiar with it. You should check it.

It's check it out. They got an app even that you can download. Cool stuff for Play Golf. All our videos are going on there. We also, we put out the videos from our podcast go on there as well. Oh, nice. So if you want the feature full length podcast video, go check it out.

Remember when YouTube's icon was like that old little brown TV? Yep. Yes. Because I still have my eye touch. Wow. And so I don't think it updates or anything. No. It would just break.

So I still have it in that YouTube thing is there. It's that old brown TV. Oh, that green screen. What an unbelievable icon that was. In what world did they think that was the correct icon to use? Like, hey, look at this really old school TV. They've kind of changed for the time. Oh, yeah.

Because right now they just had like a white box with a play button. I don't know if you'd capture that. It was like TV. True. I guess they did something right. Stumped. I guess they did something correct. Something's going right for YouTube.

Yeah. They're just doing it right. I was actually during that little bit right there. I was doing an email. I was responding to an email. So that's why I didn't even listen to you guys. What are you saying? It's fine.

You're talking about old YouTube logos. It made sense to them. You stump, right? Stumped. Can you lower my headphones? I think I'm going to have like an aneurysm. Oh, yeah, I am kind of in power of that right now. Which one's you?

I'm over here. What if I turn it up? What would happen? Dude, I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to be able to survive this show if this thing goes up. Is that better? Let me hear. Hello, Frankie. Can you hear it.

Oh, yeah, it feels a lot nicer. Yeah. You are way up. I can't tell you how far right that. Dude, I was starting to get a headache, like an instant headache. My boy doesn't help. That feels great. Oh, yeah, it's a little too loud.

All right. I was just testing the waters. Another thing, Pebble Beach, baby. We will be at Pebble Beach. We're most likely going Sunday. We're going to do, okay, take what happened at PGA Championship, Bethpage, our home track, People's Country Club. We're going to run that back at Pebble Beach, our good, close personal friend, the USGA. They got us hooked up.

The booth boys, we're back. We're going to fucking booth. A lot of folks asking, where's your booth going to be? Can we come hang out with you at your booth? Pretty sure the answer to that is no. I think you've got to be credentialed. I think the booth is like on the near the range or. near sort of the car wash of where the players finish up

and then they go do some other media. We're going to be right in that mix. My guess is that no, you cannot come hang out with us at our booth. Having said that, we'll be out there all week. We'll do a couple meetups. I'm sure we'll see a bunch of y'all around. Once you figure out exactly where our booth is going to be, we will keep you posted.

I said y'all there because I'm kind of on this trip. Well, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. You said you all. You wanted to say y'all, but you didn't jump in. I was caught in. Yeah, you wanted to say y'all real. You got to commit.

Instead of just diving ahead first, I tip my little tozies and I didn't go. You said you all. You all. You all. I got to say y'all. Yeah, love y'all's pocket. Love y'all. Love y'all stuff.

Hey, love y'all stuff. That was nice, right. Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. Love y'all stuff. Love y'all stuff. Whitney, Ryan Whitney, is going to be out there with us. Yep.

Whit dog. I'm excited for that. Me too. Me too. As much shit as we give wit, there's a lot of tension. He and I are going to have this match someday, I think, if we can actually make that work. You're trying to get your thing back up now? What the hell's wrong with you?

It's so fucking loud. You're making it louder, Trent. It's going the wrong way. Oh, you know what? I might have hit the wrong now. Now you guys, now I can't hear anything. No, no, no, no, no, now I'm going crazy. This is insane.

Someone figure out the audio in my head. This control room is out of control. Someone in the control room is out of control. I got to tell it. Is that you, Frank? Is that going out? Look at, I have the thing that leads to where he's just match up. They should just match up.

I'm sorry for anyone listening. I couldn't take it anymore. Is that better? I just can't hear anything. What? That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

Are you sure? If I can't hear anything, that's better than what would happen. Spinning different. And I'm getting nothing from any of you. That's what it was like when these two lunatics called in the other day. And I kept being like it's incredibly loud. And then Colby, who was here for us was just like, I don't know what to tell you. I have breaking news.

I've located mine. Okay. And I know. Now I can't hear anything. Now I hear everything. So I figured out mine. Who I'm going to talk right through this one. Is anybody just.

Can't hear anything now. It's just down. Now is it back now? Now I'm coming back to life, baby. Give me a little more. Give me a little more. I want to hear a little bit more. Keep it coming.

Keep it coming. Bang. You're really high. Stop right there. Trent Daddy goes nothing. I have no headphones. And big old lurchy. Pretty much.

It's just like earmuffs. I don't hear anything out of the microphone. I just hear you guys talking. Is that better or not? I hear nothing. You got nothing. Really? I got to tell you.

These are just earmuffs. I think that's really. There's just ear warmers. Yeah, exactly. That's nice. Really. No, but it's fine. What do you mean you're fine?

I feel like it's a problem. All right. No, I'm feeling good. I don't care about Lurch. So, Pebble Beach. We're going to be out there. Whitney's going to be with us. Ryan Whitney of spit chicklets.

Anytime Whitney's in the mix, it's just better. Like, he brings an energy that, like, you just need, you just need to be around sometimes. Especially at such a big tournament like the U.S. Open. He's going to be fucking chirping us. We're going to be chirping back. He thinks he knows everything about golf. I know he had a comment once, like, it was actually at Barstle Radio where he's like, the four play guys are lucky that I'm like, I'm too rich. and not like I don't have enough drive to start a golf podcast because I put him out of business.

Like I'm going to let him hear that one when we're out there. Big time. I mean, he's just, he's got it coming for him and he wants it and he's going to give it back. It's going to be great content. I love having Whitney in the mix. He will. He'll be in the mix the entire time. Again, take all that PGA championship coverage that we did.

You throw wit in the mix. Apparently we have this crazy house like right of the golf course. So it's going to be a scene. We will be out there the entire time. Tiger Woods in 2000. You might have heard about this. won the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach by 15 strokes. So we were watching, Lurch and I were watching the highlights from that last night.

That probably happened the same time YouTube came out. Buddy, YouTube, way later, way later. Like 2000? No, years. I bet YouTube like 2008. 2004. I bet 2008, 2009. That's my guess.

Jake, you got a fact check? 2005. You said 2000? San Antonio, California. Why'd you say it like that? Because that's, that's how they talking about. California. San Mateo.

We did that. The whole drive. Yeah. Last time we were at Pebble Beach, the whole drive from our house to San Francisco, which was two hours. Every goddamn city sign that we saw on the highway, Frank, you would do that. San Mateo, man. That would drive me fucking crazy.

Oh, you were sleeping, I guess, right? Wait, were you? Yeah, you would have been with us. No, I wasn't. Was I in your, oh, on the way back? On the way. I think I was sleeping. You were sleeping.

I was total snoo. San Bernardino, man. San Bernardino. in California. I'll say if you do that next week, I'll slap you. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I mean, I just started. Sam and Teo, bro.

Matt Parzialli, our boy, Brockton Firefighter, who finished Loam in the U.S. Open last year at Shinnock. Qualified. He just qualified. He will be back. He'll be out of Pebble. We'll see him out there.

Stu Hagastod, who was Loam at the Masters a few years ago. Also friend of the program. He's going to be out there. Congratulations to both of those boys qualifying. Will, we got our guy Will here, who's in studio right now. This is his first show that he's been a part of. He's clapping for himself, which is kind of a weird move.

I'm going to call that Red Flag number one. Clapping for himself. We said it before, but Jake's been our only behind the scenes guy. He's been our only producer for like a year now. And we just do too much. I think we have 11 videos I counted that are in the lab that need to be kind of cued up, edited, tweaked, all that kind of stuff. And we've got a bunch more coming with the fact we're going to be out of pebble all week.

So we just need more. we need more help and we got it will's great um so welcome to will his first day was yesterday or was monday at the barstool classic where he was just out there with the camera running around filming the beautiful day couldn't have a nicer day it's an unbelievable first day uh will also for everyone at home is just good looking yeah i know i was wondering if we were going to bring that up yeah he's a good looking and he's tall which is a problem yeah i got you'll be behind the scenes for everybody we're not going to we're not going to allow that every single yeah if you were ever in any frame we're just cutting that part.

I don't care if it's the funniest piece of content. He's tall. He's tall. This is coming off a time where I'm going to be very honest with you guys right now. I'm having titty problems. You know, you look like you've eaten fast food for a week. You look like sweaty and...

I'm having... There's a picture and video of me. It's around like I think the 12 or 12 minute mark in the last stool scene where it's alarming. My titties are popping. I wore a tight t-shirt. I wore a tight shirt and they just looked swollen and they look puffy and it looks like I I need to put a bra on, but I'm also skinny.

It's that skinny fat that no one wants to be. It's a horrifying combination. But yeah, that's what I'm going through. So now we bring in Will who looks like G.I. Joe. I'll tell you this. If we're in that booth, Will will be behind the booth. Correct. And that's not nothing against Will.

We are very happy to happen. You don't surround yourselves with tens. You surround yourselves with like twos and threes. That's why we have lurch and Trent around. We're the on camera guys. What? You just had that ready to go. He just had that ready to go.

Fire and missile. You don't fire. And actually Hey, motherfucker, we put you next to Brooks Kepka. We don't put me next to Brooks Kepka. True. That's a good comment. You're pale skin, motherfucker?

I am very pale and I'm very skinny. You're going to wear shorts out there? Nope. Okay. No your body. I'm bringing no shorts. I'm telling you right now, anyone looking at me in any setting this year, you will not see me in shorts.

No one's ever seen you in shorts. I have. I saw you in shorts one time. It's scared. It's like a ghost. Yeah, it's not even a ghost. I look like a... Teethics.

Yeah, it's like a... fucking chicken. He just don't have leg. Like sponge body square pants. He's like SpongeBob. He's like it goes to hadn't eaten in a year. Yeah. That's what you looked like. Here's something interesting.

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So let's get to some substance. Jack Nicholas. So we, of course, we touched on Jack on the last show. He got put in the torture chamber last show. We just, everybody's firing out. Yeah, everybody. Starting with Hothead Frankie from the bars over there. Jackie.

We call him Jackie. Yeah. We got a few messages. People said, don't you dare call him Jackie. People were upset. They said that we disrespected one of the greats of the game and this great traditional game. Look, look.

nothing that we said was untrue. Not a single thing that we said was undrue. We don't want Jack Nicholas to die, not even close. Jack Nicholas is a legend. We have said, and I've said on this show many times before, Jack Nicholas, undoubtedly, is the greatest champion in the history of golf. He's won 18 majors, that's how you measure. Greatness in golf, he's got the most.

He seems, by all accounts, to be just a phenomenal guy, great family man. Couldn't say enough positive things about Jack Nicholas. At the same time, I'm aware of Jack Nicholas, and all of you idiots out there that have followed. for the fact that he's only wishes goodwill upon Tiger Woods and Tiger Woods endeavors on the golf course, you're just fucking dumb. If you believe that, of course Jack Nicholas does not want to see Tiger Woods beat his records. Jack Nicholas also, and I very much stand by this, this is not saying we hope he die or anything like that.

This is not saying Jack Nicholas is going to commit suicide. This is just saying that Jack Nicholas, you know, by natural means, somehow, whatever way you want to talk about it or think about it, that's not up to me. That's up to you. but I will guarantee you, as a four-play guarantee, that if Tiger Woods gets to 17 majors, Jack Nicholas will die. That's just a guarantee that I'm making. I know Jack Nicholas.

I know Tiger Woods. I understand how competitive they are. Jack Nicklaus will never live in a world where he has to watch somebody break his record of 18 majors. He will go out believing he's on top forever, as he probably should. It's a smart thing to do. And that's just what I believe.

That's my prediction. Well, and also two months ago when Tiger made the winning putt at Augusta, whether people realize it or not, you got to pick a side now. You have to pick a side. For 11 years, it was sort of like, oh, it looks like Tiger's not going to do it, so we can kind of root.

It's cool that Jack has the record. Tiger, you know, we thought he was going to get it, but he's not going to get it. When he made the winning put and got to number 15, now you got to pick a side. You can't be a Jack and a Tiger guy. You just can't be. Nope.

It's not possible. And Jack coming out and the trolling that he was doing at the Memorial Tournament, which is his tournament, and he's the winningest major champion of all time, so he's totally in his right to do this. But trolling being like, I think there's no way Tiger Woods doesn't win this tournament at this point,

or Tiger Woods has got a great chance to win. When Tiger was like minus 10 and the leaders were like minus 16 and hadn't even teed off yet, and everybody's lightened up the course that day. Outrageous comments that are very clearly trolling Tiger Woods. Coming in from fishing, we talked about that. We kind of laughed about that is how metaphorical that is about him literally returning from vacation because he has to go back on high alert because his record is now in danger. That's just a metaphorical reality for what's happening.

And we laid all that out there. I don't want to go into it too much. But if you thought that was like over the line or this and that, you can fuck right off. Because everything that we said was, I believe, accurate or at least an accurate or at least a honest and well-founded prediction on our part. And that's just where we at. Now to go totally to somebody else who came after Tiger Woods a little bit. Hank Haney, who is in just a cocoon of horrors right now is what he spun himself into. That's well said.

A cocoon of horrors is pretty well done. Who knew he had this in it? No one Out of nowhere Yeah Left field He said He made the original comments

Which everyone is aware of And then He like took that as a personal spite And it was like Now I'm just gonna fly off the handle And I'm gonna go after Tiger Woods And it's really bizarre right Because he made those comments on

On radio And then those comments had a few hours To kind of Settle in people digested them reacted to them He himself had time to digest them Then he put out an apology He apologized for his words

And then When Lee Six won the U.S. Open. He responded to his own apology tweet and said, my prediction that a Korean woman would be atop the leaderboard at the Women's U.S. Open was based on statistics and facts. Korean women are absolutely dominating the LBGA Tour. If you ask me again, my answer would be the same, but worded

more carefully. He went on to even quote tweet his tweet and say, please excuse my misspelling when he said he would win. Congratulations to Lee Six on a great win. So he's basically now trolling everyone that was chirping him for his incredibly distasteful take. Then the reason where he got on our radar, we're pretty famous on this show for taking care of the boss man. And Hank Haney himself, Tiger Woods was asked about Hank Haney's comments.

Tiger said he deserved it on Haney getting suspended from his PGA to a radio show. Just can't look at life like that. And he obviously said what he meant and he got what he deserved is what Tiger Woods said about Hank Haney. than Haney yesterday in a classic old man trying to use technology move tweeted out

a screenshot of his notes app and in the notes app he both added Tiger Woods and hashtag glass houses he wrote amazing how at Tiger Woods has now become the moral authority on issues pertaining to women I spent six great years coaching Tiger

and not one did he ever hear me utter sexist or racist word now in addition to being a 15 time major champ which is true I guess he thinks he's also a mind reader hashtag glass houses again None of these hashtags are ads actually apply Because it wasn't real words on Twitter It was a screenshot of a note

When you go at the boss man like that We are going to say you are canceled So we have canceled Hankaney And also it's not like this guy has this amazing track record of being And we had Hankaney on the show But of being like Dude you wrote a tell all book where you just posted and published like emails Text messages okay

Clearly you've got a little bit of like you don't have this perfect record of being like the most trustworthy guy to Tiger Woods and all of that. So it's not surprised and see him now come out and then take these shots of Tiger. But once you do that, you're dead to me. I think as soon, I think the book is pretty much embedded in the line when Tiger goes. And obviously he said what he meant and he got what he deserved is like strictly you wrote the book, eat it. Correct. I hate you.

Correct. That's just. Tiger canceled Haney long before we just did. I mean, these guys are all gamers. Like, we don't like Jack because he's a gamer, tell him Tiger, whatever. Oh, we like Jack. Well, well, yes, fine. But we don't.

Yes. I respect Jack. I don't like him. Yes. I would say more what Frankie said. I respect him. I'm not rooting for him. What do you think he's going to win the Masters?

No, I don't. I guess I'm rooting for his record to be broken. I can't say that I'm a fan of Jack Nicholas because I didn't watch him play golf. That's like when, like, my friend says his favorite baseball player is Mickey Mantle. What do you fuck are you talking about? That is a weird take. You just can't do that. Like there's like people like people my age, like my friend who argues with me all the time, Jack and Tiger.

I always like want to slap him and be like, who did you, who are you watching play golf? Like why are you defending Jack Nicholas so much? This is our golfer. This is our guy. Agreed. Tiger's my guy. How can your favorite player be Jack Nicholas when you're 22 years old? I just wouldn't go as far as to say I don't like Jack Nicholas.

I don't. I respect. Well, I don't like him as a golfer because he isn't golf. So I'm rooting for his record to be broke. Play some golf you count. Yeah, play some golf. Yeah. Go, get back.

On tour, you coward. That's what I say to Jack. But what I'm saying is these guys are just gamers. Like, they're all games. The way Jack talked to Tiger, he's a gamer. The way Tiger stands on the green before Fienow, that's a gamer move. Like, if he's playing with his kid, he's standing with his kid and, like, helping him figure out how to chip. He's not just on the green being like, you have to chip over there.

Like, people are getting in people's faces because they want to win. They want to show their prowess, their power. And, like, they're going to push that on people. And I think everybody's doing that, including Tiger. but Tiger's my guy, so I'm rooting for his gamanship over others. Totally. He's the boss man.

And we, again, we have a very, very storied track record of taking care of the boss man. Oh, yeah, always. And in this case, when Hank Haney goes after the boss man, you, sir, are canceled. For sure. Hank Haney is out of control. How is there no P-Goff? I think he knows he's out of control because the original controversy was, all right, like, all right, Hank, like, just take it easy.

Let it go on. And then I think he got so mad that he got drunk with. with trolling and was like, I'm going to take a swipe at Tiger. And that's like you're trying to get your drunk friend out of the bar. Like, no, no, no, no, don't punch the biggest guy in the room because he'll just obliterate you. And Hank was like, no, I'm going to do it. And then he did it. I can't, like, just let the world turn.

It's going to forget. But I can't, as a sales guy who has another job than this job, I can't imagine how many PR firms are reaching out to Hank Haney right now. I mean, he must be getting emails out the ass. I don't know even know where he goes from here. He's in a bad twister or a cocoon is rich. asking anyone or he's just firing off the hell. I don't know. Maybe he just wants to go down in flames.

I mean, it's insane. The worst thing that ever happened to Hank Caney, Lee 6 winning the U.S. Open. I think his apology would have just stood. And then the minute that happened, it re-triggered his brain of like, you know what? I was right this whole time. The worst thing that happened to him, yeah,

that he was like, oh, shit, I was right. It's like one of the court sisters would have just won the U.S. Open. I think Hank Haney's in a better place. Let's be honest with, though. I mean, it's insane that Lee 6 won. It isn't for him. I mean, crazy. after all that controversy.

The person that changed her name because there's so many Lee's in the LPGA. Is that true? I just read it. There are six Lees with her name, and she's like, I change it to Lee Six. And I mean, it's just... I got to say Lee Six is a badass thing.

And she said that her... She's part of, like, she's James Bond, 007. There comes Lee Six. Like, she's going to fucking kick your ass and make parties. There's a fan group. There's like a fan group, I guess, online somewhere that they call themselves

the lucky sixes in this. It's like all her fans. Love that. I got to say, one of the most genius marketing, like branding things that I've ever heard of. Lee 6. Yeah. And like, we just know who she gets. Here comes Lee 6.

100%. There could be a whole fucking movie, like a trilogy about Lee 6. That's great. kicking ass, taking names, making birdies, winning U.S. opens. But again, that did give Haney like, oh, I can actually get in now. They gave him, it opened the door a little bit. And it would have been way better for him if that thing was just shut, leave your apology out there. You stay off radio for a couple weeks.

And then he comes back and people don't really care of that. It also would have been smarter for him. to just not say anything. Because everyone is saying, after the, after Lee Six wins, everyone is saying, oh, Hank King, or some people are saying, oh, Hank King, look, he was kind of right. And if Haynes says nothing and doesn't say anything about it,

it almost like it speaks louder than him being like, I knew I was fucking right. And then people get mad to you trying to call that out. It's also a crazy town that he is now trying to mask and play off his little comment chirping, like kind of the demographics of the top players on the LPGA tour. He's trying to now mask that as a legitimate prediction for who, was going to win.

So that's where I stand. That's what's crazy. He gives this kind of like lazy answer about what he said that got everybody up in arms and like maybe he was taken out of context, maybe whatever. But then when she wins to come back on that comment and like not say it's lazy, but like well thought out and I was right about all these things. It's just insane on so many levels. I just, he's acting.

What he said was, I couldn't name you like six players in the LPGA tour. Maybe I could. I'd go with Lee. If I didn't have to name a first name, I'd get a bunch of them right. And then him turning that in. into my prediction that a career. That's crazy.

That's crazy. My prediction that a Korean woman would be a top of leaderboard, the women's US Open was based on statistics and facts. Like, buddy, we got audio you being like flip it and like, yeah. You're making a little wise crack. And then like, then you turn that into a pretty. So that was kind of crazy town. So again, and the final straw for us was indeed where you come at the boss man,

Tiger Woods. You're canceled. That's it. We're out on Hank Haney. Can't come at the boss man. And that guy's just spun himself. I think he spun himself right off the planet. That's what I think.

It's just kind of gone. Tiger Woods, this project thing that's aired on, what did it air on last night? Golf Channel. Was it on golf channel? Was it on, I don't know, because I went to sleep last night. I had to catch up on sleep. We've been traveling so much. Long story short, there's a new special.

It's like Tiger. They filmed a bunch of his lessons he's given and stuff. I didn't see him of it, but this guy emailed us and said, hey, if you guys didn't see the special, which we didn't. Tiger talking about how, like, how big of a perfectionist he is on noticing little, differences in equipment in this and that. He goes, they're saying he noticed things like a bubble in the tape under his grip, a half a degree of difference between the club face of two supposedly identical drivers. And he noticed that a golf ball went four inches further consistently on putts.

Our guy has crazy feel is what this guy said to us. He's a robot. There's really no other ways to describe that. I mean, he has a chip inside his brain that allows him to know these things that other humans don't. I mean, a bubble underneath your fucking grip. How would you know that? I don't know. Yeah.

I think he makes that stuff up? No, because they probably look underneath and like there's a fucking bubble in here. So if they proved, if like he said that and then actually did do that, then it's insane. Well, isn't there in that book?

It's like the different weights of the drivers. Yeah, which book is that though? Because then they didn't believe him in the book and then they're like, all right, let's fucking do this. And then he was fucking right to the exact grant.

Let me ask you this. Gosh, what's the name of that book? Are we ever going to, you think we're going to do this bit forever? What bit? I just don't. You'd have to go back 100 podcasts to find one of it actually.

I wonder what day we started it. Tiger Woods, that's the name. Oh, it's the one with Tiger Woods. Hold on, Trent. They had a million different names. A fucking bubble. How many bubbles you think they're under my grip? I could name that book called The Boss Man.

I probably created more bubbles, so I can't even tell you. I think that's right. I think I have, too. And then another thing I want to notice on Tiger Woods before we move on, and this could just totally be spreading rumor, which I think it probably is. But I love it. But I heard it, and I got really excited about it. Some guy messaged me and goes,

you know that Tiger showed up at Bethpage the Monday after the tournament and played the course by himself in secret right to prove that he could dominate that golf course to himself that's true that's not even a rumor that's like that's like that's like bubbles under the grip that's a different weighted drivers we're just going to believe all that right at face value and I said how do you like how do you know that's true and he goes I can't believe you didn't know that everybody knows that like this guy just thinks it's certified fact that everybody out in the Bethpage area knows that Tiger came back Monday flew out in his private jet played Bethpage alone

and to walk off that course, it would be like, yeah, I knew I could do this. I want to believe it. I'll just believe it. I mean, as a tiger guy,

I'll believe that. I'm going to have to ask around the Bethpage area now. I'm going to, I'll do some digging. We got to dig. This happened an hour ago. If we ever get FaceTime with the boss man,

that might have to be one of the questions that we asked him. Were you a fucking Beth page last week? And even if he says, no, we don't believe him. But if he smirks, he's like,

I don't know. He just, like, walks away. It's just a confirmed fact. What if he just writes down like what he shot and like passes it to us like we're in a negotiation for a contract negotiation? Oh man, that'd be something. That would be. So I just again, we might be spreading rumor.

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if they're all under a certain sponsor, this and that. Is Phil a little bit corny and all that? Sure. Is he kind of a little bit of a goofy California like dweeb and a little bit? Yep, totally is. Are these videos must watch? You're damn right they are. Every single one he puts out is must watch.

This last one, due to a certain member of the show. His history with chipping is incredibly relevant. You think you got this shot? And I'm actually really curious about all of us because I have seen these guys, they go to this shot that looks unlike any shot I've ever hit before where the ball's like right next to their foot, and it looks like they're putting the club up on their toe,

and then they hit it, and it just comes out perfectly. I see like Ricky Fowler do it all the time. And then Phil just does it. What did you think of the video, Frank? Yeah, I mean, I commented on it. Oh, it's as easy as that. Great. Like, let's just go do it, right?

Like, every one of these fucking instructional videos, I know that he's being funny. I know he's being witty. I know he's doing his whole little bit. But, like, in the end, I can't execute. Like, Bryce and D. Chambot gave me a hands-on lesson at Beth Page the night before major. And I took all his information. I was, yes, I was nervous. And half the stuff I couldn't even hear the words he was saying.

But, like the things he was saying was correct, just like what Phil is saying. Phil's one of the best short game players of all time. It's a fucking weapon in his hand anytime he's around the green. But it's about executing. I just can't do what he did here. The way that he has the angle way in front of his body, and he just takes like an eight iron, nine iron, whatever the hell he has, like a gap. I don't even know what the fuck he's using here.

And he just puts the ball from 40 yards away, 30 yards away. It's insane. I've never seen anything like it. It's awesome. It's something that I need to really apply. It's about executing, though. I can tell you exact. You can read a book on how to swing a golf ball.

golf club. It just doesn't mean that you can do it though. Yeah. I think that shot's way easier than a That's what I think too. It's a way easier shot. I think the reason he's showing it is like any fucking idiot you can like put a golf ball and hit this shot. Does it seem like a type of shot where there's no, well, there's a fence taken there. There is, um, it seems like it doesn't matter. It doesn't take it.

That doesn't mean anything. You can't take offense after I say no offense. You directly made a comment about chipping and what'd you say? See, how could it be offensive? You don't even know what I said. I heard you say no offense and I took offense. How can you be. feeling a fence. Had you not said no offense? Had you not said no offense, I wouldn't have taken a fence.

Whatever you said before that, I took offense to. I can't tell if we're talking about a physical fence now. I don't know what we're talking about. Anyway, it does seem like the type of shot where there is less room for error. Yes. I agree. I think that's why he does the toe thing. But again, I've never tried that shot.

More room for error. No, less. Less room for error. No, there's more. No, there's more room for error. There's less room for error. No, no, no. less no you can make you don't

Trent go at this one the behind the scenes right it's like behind the scenes right it's it's like behind the greens it's behind the scenes it's there's more you can make a bigger mistake and it's not going to matter yeah correct there's more room for air you can make bigger errors I've been saying that one wrong my whole life because like oh yeah

because like what you're saying to me is that there's more room for me to make an error right there is and still get away with it that's it exactly I'm saying that there's less room for an error like like the error has less The four of us play against Tiger Woods in golf. He's got so much room for error.

It's insane. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, that makes sense. There you go. It is, I can see how it's a little confusing. No. I'm saying that like there's less like a physical room. Can you want to turn his bike down?

There's less. I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. No, we get it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

But I agree. That's an easier shot. Okay. Then what you're trying to do all the time. Let me ask this. Are you going to change the way you say it? No. Stick with it.

That's kind of my thought. I could sense that you were like, yeah, no, I get it, but I don't care. I still think you're wrong. Just for the podcast. You still think we're wrong. Yeah, I think that I can make a valid argument. Do you think all these Phil videos are first take, one take? Nope.

No. Because he delivers, like, he delivers his little monologue beautifully. I would say there's maybe some sort of writing room process with these. Like he sits with the person there and sits with some people who's like, you think this is funny, you think that's funny. And then he tries it a couple times and they, and they tweak it every time. You think so?

Oh, yeah. Wow. I do. Although, how many times? He's pretty witty, man. I do, too. I think he'd be able to do this off a whim. I think it's, no, I think he probably thinks for like 30 seconds.

Like, what am I going to do here? And then he just does it. Like, the case against me there is that, like, did he just drive down Magnolia Lane 15 times? Oh, seems unlikely. Yeah. Imagine him, like, reversing it once he gets to the little circle, be like, nope, no, that was, wasn't right. Phil type move, I will say, but I don't think he would do that. That's much funnier to me, and I hope that happened, but he might just do it

one take. I think they're one take. You would do a little bet? Yeah. I don't know how we'd never find out. Well, I mean, we're going to run into Phil at some point. Yeah, but I don't think he's going to tell us. I think he will.

I think he'd be like, he would just smirk. He'd be like, I'm Jay-Z. I can just, it's all in my head and I just do it one take. I think he's going to say I'm Jay-Z. All right. I'll make you another bet. He doesn't say I'm Jay-Z. I don't want that one.

I don't think he's touching that. That one I don't want. From the gallery, okay? Well, before we get to that, I just got to shout out this John Deere Classic tweet at Trent. You know, we all talk about the John Deer Classic. It's a flyover tournament. It's in a flyover state. Yep.

Couldn't possibly give a fuck last year. I don't have any fucking interest in the John Deer Classic. I mean, I don't know if we're ever going to go there one day, so maybe I'll change that. But the John Deer Classic to me is just, you know, I pass it on my way to go get some fucking pudding. So they actually tweeted. How often you'll get pudding, Frank? Right now. I would say a lot.

Yeah, these tities are popping. You are putting. So I guess they have this like, I don't know, what is it, Trent? They have a fucking contest going on to be able to win your spot in a pro am. We're not going to talk about whatever company that's sponsoring it, whatever. It's a John Deere Classic, blah, blah, blah. So I guess there's like, there's like a charity involved and they're trying to raise money. And they put Trent in a fucking cocoon of horror by tweeting at him saying,

at Barstool Trent, want to help us raise a bunch of money for 500 plus Midwest Western charities with a couple of question marks. I don't know what to do. I saw what I went through. They really took our relationship and just took it like 10 levels further than I was ready to go. 500 charities is a wild. What are you going to answer to that?

No. Just like that and walk away. I'm either going to retweet it and never look at it again or I don't know what to do. They really put me in a tough spot here because I'm the biggest supporter of the John Dear Classic. I've been saying it forever. It's the fifth major. It's a very important tournament.

Many guys who went on to have huge success on PJ Tour made their bones of the John Deere Classic. The needles, they call him. Yeah, we called Zach Johnson the needle because that's just what he is. I'll still never forget. We're at Beth Page. We walked to some random hole. Like, Zach Johnson's just fucking putting on like the sixth hole at Beth Page Black.

No one's watching him. And Trent just goes, there's the needle. And he missed like a three foot slider. I'm like, what is? Like, there he is the needle. Like old people like packed up their little like, chairs and just started walking off the green because Zach Johnson came to town. Let me break this down in specific terms here.

Do I want to help out 500 plus Midwestern charities? Yes. Theoretically, yes, I do. Do you have the power? No, I think that's where you got to go. It's like a Michael Scott problem. It's, it's you like you would like there to be a world where you help them out, but in reality you're not going to.

I can't just like throw all of my resources and being like, yeah, I know that I talk, I speak well about your tournament. I love it, but to put me in a pretzel with, like, do you want to help us raise a bunch of money? Yeah, you're in a no-win situation. Yeah, what do I do? They were so aggressive, man. How many years of your life do you think you'd have to commit to raising a bunch of money from 500-plus Midwestern-specific charity?

Like, if they're just looking for- How many charities are in the Midwest? If they're-500-plus. If they're looking for a retweet, I might be able to do that tonight at about 1130 at night. You can squeeze it in at 11-30. Or during some big game, so it just gets pushed down immediately. But I just feel like they took our relationship to a level that it was. wasn't ready to go to yet. It's like meeting a rich person and being like, can I have some money?

Like immediately. Can I have your job? Yeah, or something like, you know, you meet someone that's like a billionaire or like has a ton of money and you just start talking about all your problems and you're like, yeah, I would love to get a new car, but you know, I can't. Like, they're backing him into a corner in which now he has to, you have to provide. You can't just say no to 500 Midwestern charities. You have to be the poster child for the John Deere Classic Charter.

Yeah. Now the whole world knows you're very aware of that tweet. Oh, yeah. This podcast ain't helping it all. It's really unfortunate that Frankie brought it up. I would say Frankie pigeoned you as much as that. Oh, yeah. What are you going to do?

I would say even Frankie Morse. Frankie knows how the machine works, bringing this up. Yeah, pigeons me a little bit. But John Deere was just like, oh, we're going to get this guy to help us with 500 plus Midwestern charities. Them, like, leading with 500 plus charities is insane. Like, no playful little banter. It's just, hey, Trent, you want to help us raise a bunch of money for 500 plus Midwest. And if I don't do it, it looks like I'm anti-charity, which I'm not.

You know, you're in a bad. The tweet was, the tweet came in one hour ago. Yeah, no. Three hours ago. Have you changed your stance on the John Deer Classic? Absolutely not. That tweet has no action. It's got two retweets and two likes, three hours of tweet.

We should all tweet and we do. You know what? It's about to get a lot of action. What are you going to do, Trent? I'm going to retweet that fucker. I'm retweet it right now. I'm doing it before you. I did it.

He did it before you. I did it before you. I did it before you. I did it. Now what are you going to do? You got to do something about it. I just retweeted it. That's all I can do.

They want a blank check, Trent. That's the only, I have no money. You still haven't answered that question. That's the Supreme Golf deal that you keep talking about $1,000. I want in on that because I have no money. They're like, how are you going to help? He's like, I can't. It would have been a really bad look if you had retweeted before me.

I just want everyone to know that I retweeted it first. All right. Now I'm responding. No pressure, Trent. Sam's trying to kill you right now. Why are you guys doing this? I mean, I want to see you. Why did they do this?

I don't know. That sounds like a great cause. You can help 500 plus cherries, Trent. I just did. back on this time of your life and be like, boy, did I spread my seed across the Midwest? I don't have any money. You don't have to give them your money. You have to help raise money.

I just retweet it. And seed, Dave. I think that's going to do it. The worst, worst more choice I've ever heard. I bet they're serving. Because I want to spread my seed across the Midwest. That's just, I did that before. He's been traveling too long.

Come on. Let's go. Give me a Calidat, bro. By the way, that's all we're doing. And if you see us at the U.S. Open, which you will. Calli Daps only don't come at me with your fucking your closed fists like a Neanderthal from the Northeast. I don't want your closed fist bumping my knuckles. I want clean, crisp, very jagged, like quick, slick, like we have oil on our fingers type Cali Daps.

I'm going to fact check you. I don't think Neanderthal has ever made it to the Northeast. I think they never made it out of like kind of maybe the African continent. I just want to do a quick update on the tweet that I retweeted. I couldn't tell you where the Neanderthals came from. I don't know that they ever made it past the... The Anandthals weren't walking around like Philadelphia? I don't think so.

Damn. We were at two retweets and two favorites. We're now at four retweets and 12 favorites. Wow. That's a couple eyeballs that, oh, 13. All right. There we go. Picking up steam.

It's picking up steam. The money's got to be pouring in. Those charities aren't even charities anymore. They're so flush with cash. I think Neanderthal were so long ago. I don't know that they made it over here. I really don't. from the gallery, okay, for play at Barswellsports.com.

That's how you submit it. Now, I have noticed this tendency that some of y'all have out there, y'all. That was more smoother? It was much smoother. You think we're going to talk to Jordan Speeat and get to hear that at the U.S. Open? Definitely. I want to hear his voice. I'm going to tell them that, too.

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If your email, I'm going to say, is longer than three sentences, I will not read it. I won't read a fucking word of it. Because I have to go through these. We get hundreds of them. I got to pick out the best ones for the show. If you're going to tell me,

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simple, and we'll get to it. We're going to start with James. James says, love the podcast, but noticing you guys have been talking about how much you've been walking. I feel your pain. I'm a city man. male carrier and average 25,000 to 30,000 steps every day.

Oh my gosh. He needs help. He needs another high. Or his heart must be in great shape. So he's three times over like the goal that people, that scientists and doctors want you to hit. We did want you to hit 10,000 a day. We did 30,000 steps when we walked 36 at Pebble.

Dave did the mold and then we played afterwards. And I did. I walked 30,000 steps that day. That's 15 miles. And you guys can remember all of us at the end of that round needed an ambulance. At the end of that round, we finished on the third hole of Pebble Beach. So it was a shotgun stand. Trent in the middle of the fairway just laid down on the ground.

I did. I just laid down. I love that picture. Wasn't for show? That wasn't like, I'm going to lay down here. It's going to be hilarious when people see it. This is where I'll rest.

That was desperation. The next day, there was video of Tiger Woods walking down that hole. And big-ass whale, Trent had just laid on that fairway from exhaustion. Tiger's like, why is this part of the fairway just completely dentures? I don't remember this hill here. I don't remember this dip in the fairway. Here, I will rest. They decided.

They should put a plaque on that part of the fairway. You said you've lost 10.5 pounds since all these trips we've taken? Boys, I lost 10 and a half pounds in about three weeks from our trips. All the walking that we did just took a lot out of me. I took fucking, you know, whatever that was. 5% of my body weight just out of me. I think that's why my body's starting to look weird because I'm losing some sort of walking weight. And then the titty part is a brigade weight.

People grow out of baby fat when they're like 12. You still happen. I think the titty part's starting to fold over whatever. I'm telling you there's weird things going on. I got a bad body. And actually, that brings up a good point. Listen to this show. I've been away for so long.

Complete ricochet shot when you guys did the ad read of Teeter. I believe the back thing. You said rigs that my body was pathetic. Which is insane. It's an ad read, man. You can't take any of that stuff seriously. And then Frankie doubles down on it. First, he goes, oh, that's some kind of ricochet shot.

And then he goes, yeah, you're right. his body's mush. So screw you both. I might not be physically like gym strong, but I'll tell you I'm country strong. I will say, I talk a lot of shit when I see it and Lurch has got it. I've always done it. I talk a lot of shit.

I can't back it up. You can beat the shit out of me with that mush body. Which I like. Also, you can't declare ad read things as real comments. That's just we're trying to get through that. We're trying to make it interesting. Spice it up, you know, get people in treat, find the ad read funny. I'm going to continue to listen.

You could say that about the back and just like a comfy back. and go to Tiger Woods of fusion and all this stuff. I didn't think of that. I just go, you know what? That's my buddy lurch. You know, he's got all sorts of back issues. His body's pathetic. And then Frankie agrees with you.

Or no, he like defends my side with, oh, that's kind of a ricochet shot. So it feels like he's pulling for me there. And then he goes, you know, you're right. His body is mush. Yep. So, you know, I've been away for a while, but I'll tell you what. I'm listening. I'm sorry about that.

But again, it was just in the middle of ad reading, anything could happen. as kind of anything goes. It's almost international waters type thing to kind of steal something from Dave. Joey says, you have mentioned that you will make a list of the top courses that you have played and also come out with Rigsie Jams playlist.

When are you going to do that? A couple things here. Number one, I notice that listing, making a list of the top 100 courses I've ever played takes a really fucking long time. A really long time, like, forever. And I have to like think about it and put good words into it

and justify each one. I have to understand the politics. There's going to be people that are pissed off. If they invited me to one club and I don't put it that high and all this and that. So there's a lot that goes into it. And I just haven't gotten around to it. I'm at number three. That's what I'm currently at on my top 100 list.

Have you started from 100? I started at 1. Okay. I'm at number three. So we've got a long way to go. I need to commit some time to that. How the hell are you going to decide between 92 and 98? Well, Frank, I've been trying to decide for eight months straight.

And I haven't gotten there yet. I think after 10, it's like I don't know how the hell are you going to do it. What's your favorite? No, it's not song. No, it's not golf courses. No, it's golf courses. Top. Top courses. My favorite song. But there's the playlist question in there as well. Playlist questions also play. Because you mentioned Rizzy Jam. My favorite song. My favorite songs. No, I figured it out like 20 seconds before you did. So I didn't make a fool myself. So Rigsie Jams. A lot of people have found it. Playlist is not done. It's started. It's like two and a half hours long. It needs to be like five hours long. So I'm trying to get there. But again, I just, I'm so busy. I haven't had time. But I did tell people again, they're like, well, you said in January it would be done soon.

That is true. I said that. I lied. I was just wrong. I haven't gotten to finish yet. I apologize. Soon is relative depending on the scale. It could be like...

True. I mean, if you're talking... A hundred years? Earth's been around for what, 13.1 billion years. Right. So really, I have a massive window still that could be justified as... You're ahead of the curve. Way ahead of the curve.

Now, if you're over there nitpicking and stuff, you could argue that it's not. But, again, I think, if you look at all of time, it's... soon is I still got like, I don't know, 500 billion years, you could argue soon. So, right on track. Right on track. Favorite song, maybe ever long by Food Fighter. I listen to that,

walking to work today. Makes me cry. Really tear up on the way to work. Oh, I get really emotional with that. Then I go to the pretender, and I'm like, this is just as good as a song. Just as good of a song. I think mine's fast car by Tracy Chapman.

Okay. That's bizarre. I want to go to anywhere. Yep. Everybody knows it. Yeah. Oh, great. I only know, like, the end one.

It's fine. In the New Hatton City. I got a job of a worker. Then I drive my car. The way the trenches does it out of the side of his mouth is so good. I just assume that's how Tracy Jackson. I mean, that's song I can make you go insane, though. Don't they keep repeating it towards the end?

Doesn't they keep going on? Everybody's got like a chorus. It's true. It was like a refrain. It's a fast. How to voice cool. That's what I do. That's what I do.

That's so good. You like the song. Kyle from Omaha says, what's the threshold for when it is appropriate for a golf course to give a name to each individual hole? Recently played a pretty standard track for like 60 bucks on spring golf, love spring golf. And on the scorecard, it had a name for every hole. I thought it was a weird move as it wasn't some prestigious course in any way. And it honestly bugged me that they named every hole. I agree with them.

I'm on the other side. I'm on the way other side of that. I mean, if you own a golf course and you like made the holes, why not name you have a little fun with it? Yeah. Who cares? The threshold is if you want to do it. Or if you have, just put yourself in that position, be like, yeah, I name the holes. It doesn't have to be Augusta.

No. And also, like if you say, I don't like it, dogwood or like, I don't know what whole dogwood is it. Pink Dogwood number two. So like, you get yelled at for saying it's two? I think that's right. It might be. The reason why. The reason why Riggs knows that Pink Dogwood is number two at Augusta National is exactly, no, is exactly the reason why only prestigious courses

should be able to name their holes. Like when we went to fucking Chambers Bay, the lone fur is a hole, right? Like, you know, what are you looking at? He was right. He was right. Exactly. I was going to let him know.

Yeah, number two, Pink Dogwood. Like, you just know. Like, whenever you hear that name, you know it's not a golf course, it's a hole. Like, I don't want to start, I don't want the fucking municipal golf course in Iowa City. Nobody knows about that. The third hole at the Iowa City Muni is corn.

Like, I don't want. that play that course could have fun. What is going on right now? I don't give a fuck about the Iowa City Municipal Golf Course Birdholdening. So we were playing corn. Yeah, like, where the fuck is that? No, I don't want to play corn.

I'm with Frankie. It starts on harvest on the tent. Yeah, harvest corn. I can't even look at it. Seed. Seed could be another good one. You guys are a bunch of dicks. Come on.

The long seed is a nice bar five. What's a really boring breakfast? Like, what's a really boring? Oatmeal. Oatmeal. Raisin brand. Raisin brand's delicious It's boring

Raisin brand is good Yeah You're an idiot I think it's boring too Frank and I are on the same page Yeah so like when you hear The lone fur Like that is a fucking golf hole

That's a golf hole That's hosted a U.S. Open It's epic This fucking dog track in Iowa Where they're trying to call holes corn I'm forward on here What's number eight Does Pebble Beach have

Names? I don't think so Okay Number eight's a motherfucker They should call number eight Like Frankieville Is that the hole You took a 25 on?

No no no That was 12. Number 8 actually played pretty well, but that ravine is the most intimate. They should call number 8 Frankieville. Frankie had a great hole. He played that one well. Frankie Reveen. Make a bogey?

Frankie could not stop telling me. There's going to be. Frankie said it to me maybe five times. There's going to be guys playing this at the U.S. Open that would take my shots. They would. That's what he kept saying. Both of them love to have your shot. They would.

Roasted a three with like 230 yards and hit an absolute missile of a five iron, perfect draw right into the green. Miss the putt but tapped it in for a par. Easily they'll take that. And I don't even think the USGA tea box. were that much further back from where we were. No, they're like the same team. They can't be that far back. Yeah, because we're in the fucking ocean.

Right, and seven's right there. So I think I'm going to watch eighth, the eighth hole like a fucking hawk. And I am going to chirp the shit. I actually may take my hole and I may, well, the hole that I played. Yeah. Because that sounds weird. I'm going to take my hole. I don't like that at all.

I'm going to take the hole that I played. Talking about your butt hole? Yeah. I could talk about anything. I don't like it. I don't like the way it came out. It just felt wrong. I looked at all of you.

I looked at each one of you in the eye after I said when I would have let it go. I didn't register on my brain. You guys were letting it go and I actually regret now. Police and yourself. Yeah. And I'm going to make, I may put it on an iPad, wear it around my neck and say, I did this and you didn't. How does that make you feel? If we watch Tiger Woods like put one at the ravine, I may chirp him.

You don't chirp them. I will. You know what that's not? That's not taking care of the boss man. Exactly. But I think he'll love it. He'll be like, yeah, watch this and he'll drop a ball and then put it in the hole from 180. He'll be back that next to the Monday.

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I've always thought that. I've never said it out of line. But it's an unbelievable line. I've literally thought that so many times, just like picking up your bridgestone ball and be like, this is a tire company. Him saying out loud, glory. Him saying seems ridiculous to me is maybe the meanest thing you can say about anything. Yeah. No, spot on, Johnny.

We've all thought that before. And when I read that email, I thought, yep, that's just a really good point. I got to put that one in there. I did a little bit of research. I googled it for like 15 seconds. The only thing I found, no idea if it's credible or not, but that like the founder of Bridgestone tires, there's like the CEO and founder way back in the day,

like the 30s or something was also an avid golfer and learn that like, oh, the same type of engineering and technology we do to find tires that like, you know, grip and traction also applied to a golf ball as an avic golfer. And so they started kind of two branches underneath the same company, making both and that's why they ended up this way. I don't know if that's true, but we have all thought many times

why the fuck when I'm watching a Bridgetown tire commercial are they also making the golf ball that Tiger Woods is winning. That one commercial with like P.K. Suban in the front seat and then they're like doing the like the collision course and all these like hockey players are popping up out of the road. You ever see that one? Oh yeah. And then you're just thinking like Tiger Woods plays like their golf ball.

How is that possible? They're showing the terrain of like a fucking like Ford Focus. And now of a sudden Tiger Woods is like roast. in golf balls. Do they make any other product? Bridgestone? Yeah, tires and golf balls. Does Bridgestone make like, uh,

does Bridgestone make like, uh, like, like weird modern technology things? Can you get like a Bridgestone lamp? I'm gonna say no. I think I'm thinking of, uh, what's that, what's that, what's that fucking store in the malls that's like, Radio Shack? No, it's like really like weird technology. Brookstone. Brookstone.

That's how I was thinking of. Yeah, that. No, Bridgestone. Brooks Stone. I'll get it right. I mean, you're wrong, but I'll give it to you. But you're right, John. He seems ridiculous to me as well.

They make golf clubs. I'm on the Bridgestone products page, and they make drivers. You can get a Bridgestone driver. You can get a Bridgestone bicycle. What about Tiger? They have Tiger to celebrate. They have Tiger to celebrate. That's very similar.

Tires, right. They make tires. Is there any better website than when you click on Bridgestone. It's just Tiger celebrating the map. Masters in the front. I've also, a big shout to Golf Channel when you open up the golf channel app, first thing you see is Tiger Woods, just arms in the air. And it just says, 2019 Masters Champion.

I'm doing it right now. I'm going to show it to you, boys. Here it comes. Oh, yeah. That's right there. You know what that is? Wow. That's taking care of the boss man.

That's taking care of the fucking boss man. And you know who takes care of the boss man. We do. And you know who notices that. We do. And the boss man and his team noticed that. Trent did help you all right on. Well, you've been really good this show about answering my kind of rhetorical questions.

I knew that last one, and so I just decided to repeat my previous answer, hoping that it landed and it didn't. Michael says, Pace of Play. He gives this whole story about how he thinks this idea that Pace of Play should only be measured by keep it up with a group in front of you. He was bullshit. Said he was out recently. Their force him was playing very quickly, but the group in front of them was playing lightning fast, and they got chirped by the Marshall twice. He said at the end of the day, they kept getting chirped by the Marshall. He's like, we caught up to him.

then we weighed on them a little bit, and then they get way in front of us. The Marshall chirped us twice, and this, and he goes, we played our whole round in four hours. I think it should be more based on time than staying in the group in front of you.

Completely agree. One of my favorite things in all of golf, one of the smartest things is they should have those pace of play clocks on every T. It's a great touch. It looks traditional and classy when you put the clock that's just got your start time on it. And then how much, like, the hands on the clock are compared to like your start time, right? So if it's like before your start time,

you're doing well, pace of play-wise, if it's after, you're doing poorly. You need to pick it up. It should just be based on time. I agree with that. 100%. You know, it is kind of a, they basically took the rules of the road and applied it to golf, right? Like, just speed-wise, like, just stay, like, with the car in front of you,

and everybody will move freely and safely on the road. And it's kind of, they've applied that to golf. Which is, like, just keep up with a group in front-in, you'll be fine. It's, it, that shouldn't be the only rule, especially if there's, like, a two-sum in front of you, stuff like that. What are you going to do? So, I agree. They should all have the fucking clock. Love the clock.

I think it looks good. It looks classy. Keeps pace of play moving. Everybody should do the clock movement. Anybody got any other breathtaking takes on that? I think you nailed it. I think I nailed it, too. While you were doing all those breathtaking takes that you just hit us with?

I was on the Bridgestone website just going around. They do a cool little thing where if you hit a hole in one with a bridgestone ball, you can submit a whole little, like a, I don't know, they have like a fucking. You can be like a plaque? Yeah, they give you a plaque. They send it to you. Like, congratulations. I hit a hole in one with your Bridgestone golf ball.

Really? Yeah. So anyone that's ever hit a hole in one with a bridgestone golf ball, just go on the website and get your plaque. Maybe. Maybe. I want a plaque. I would love a plaque.

There's more than one way to get a plaque. There's a part on the website that just says, hit a hole in one, and I clicked on it. Smart tape. You know what I mean? Like I, you can get a plaque from anywhere.

Yep. I don't think I want a plaque from anywhere else, but getting a hole in one plaque. I think that's unbelievable. Should every course in the world be obligated to provide plaques? for people that get a hole in one. Yes, yeah, I agree. Holds in one.

If you hit a hole in one, and then that place is not ready to accommodate you for what needs to be done, like when you walk into that clubhouse and said, I hit a hole in one up. The guy just says, like, congratulations. I'll get the fuck out of my pro shop. That place should now be yours, and you should take the keys from him,

and you own the golf course. They should have something for you. My dad got a hole in one on the simulator at the real home of golf, San Andrews and Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and they put up on, like, there's a thing on the wall that they just put your name and it says his name on it. I think that's nice. He didn't get a real hold on one, but he got one on the simulator.

That's brutal. It's kind of tough, right? You don't want to waste the luck there. Nope. And that's almost like more luck. How many names are on the... To make anything in a simulator is almost impossible, at least the simulators I play.

Yeah. So if he made one there, you need an almost more luck than a real golf course. Yeah. I would venture to guess the simulator I play. It's harder to hit a whole one on than it is in real life. No chance. You don't think so?

No. I think so, man. It's harder to make a putt. It's impossible to make a putt. Yeah, but we're not talking about making a putt. We're talking about it getting a hole-in-one. Are you putting from the teeth? No, but if it uses the same, like, roll and, like, trajectory to the hole that does when it's putting, it's fucking incredibly difficult.

I mean, they literally give you a gimmie from five feet and in because of how hard it is. If we want to call my dad's feet cooler than a real hole in one, I'm okay with that. I know he is, too. I don't have to run it by it. That's where I'm going with it. I think it's a real person. I kind of agree with Lurch. I don't think that it's set up.

for like the ball to like goal. I think it's incredibly hard to get it in that hole. I mean, it's set up in which if you get it around the hole, they just give it to you. It's unfortunate that the prestige surrounding the simulator hole in one isn't quite like the real life. It's way less.

I don't even, how many names? My dad never brings that up. He doesn't tell anybody because it's just a thing. If you bring that up where people give you the, though. How many names are on that list? You know, I'm not sure. I think there's a couple.

Oh. I'd have to ask, but. Well, we should run the statistics on it. I'd love to talk to someone who runs a simulator, like a golf pro that has access to both the simulator and real-life golf holes. I want to hear from you and what you think is harder. Where are there more hole-in-ones? Correct.

Holds and one. That's what they're supposed to say. Holes in one. It's like you can't say RBI's. Holes in one's. That's what you're supposed to say. It's also, you know, you can just live life how you want to and then you're going to die one day. Well, I just call them aces.

What did you just say, Trent? I was distracted by Frank. said people want you to say that one way but you're also just you can just live however you want and then you're going to die in the second matter that's a very jared kropos type no it's not it's actually the opposite it's like i thought about i thought about i thought about dying the other day you know what not like in a bad were you suicidal because no no no no no i thought about because i watched the show um it was that fucking thanks for coming show i think you should leave i think you should leave i'm sorry to hilarious show by this guy named tim robinson on netflix i don't know if we're still doing

uh riggsie recmendations riggs rex oh go watch this fucking sketch show on Netflix. It is so fucking funny. I don't know if other people think it's funny. It's just right up my alley of humor. For me. God, do I fucking love it? I was crying laughing last night watching it.

But there's a part where an actor just gets into a coffin. And I was thinking, like, that must be, like, he's an older guy. That must be weird, like, to sit there, like, in a coffin, right? And, like, put your arms across. You're in a coffin. And you're at, like, a fucking fake funeral, obviously, or awake. And you're acting. But, like, you're in a coffin.

And one day you will be in there. Like, I'll never know what that feels like until I'm dead. Like being in a coffin. You know what I mean? Unless you lay a coffin. And I don't think I want to. I think that's fucking weird, man. You won't know what it's like you're alive is dead.

Correct. You won't have any feelings. Right. You'll never know what it feels like to lay in a coffin. That guy did. Right. Yeah, you got to be thinking, they're just going to be sitting there thinking like, well, eventually. That's fucking weird, man.

Like, I thought about like that. And this actor was like a fucking, this guy was like, uh, he was an extra. He didn't even have a line in the thing. He was just, he just, they're like, you got to get. in this coffin, man. And then, like, who knows what that did to his psyche? Played with it. Definitely played with it.

This guy just came off the street. Like, we need an extra. You want to just come in and be on our show? He's like, sure. They're like, all right, getting this fucking suit and getting this coffin. He's like, holy fuck. This guy probably went back home and he's having troubles with his marriage. He's having trouble with everything.

This guy's life is in shambles right now. He probably can't sleep at night. He probably can't. Corey, Corey from Dallas here, as the great Jordan Spath would say, love y'all's stuff. Can we talk about how y'all witnessed old Frankie's lifetime. peak last week. He's talking about the PGA Championship. He got to see a bunch of pros playing a major at his home track, had Tiger Woods ball in his back pocket, which he lost, and got a lesson from the number eight golfer in the world. My question is, what would it take to beat

that this week or would beat that week if any event could? What could that possibly take? Thanks for making my commute suck a little less twice a week. Guys have a nice day. Well, yeah, I don't say Frankie can answer that, but I would say anything more. involving Tiger Woods. I was going to say that nice little segue into Pebble Beach coming up. There's a lot of opportunity out of Pebble Beach. Frankie did have an all-time week.

You know, I really think that that changed Frankie's life. The whole week that he had is PJ Championship. Career-wise, emotionally, he did literally get a lesson that he hasn't been able to apply yet. Chipping-wise, that hopefully could change and turn his whole golf game around. It's crazy how I haven't been able to apply. I've played multiple rounds since then.

I've just been just as much of a disaster. I guess to answer this question, I don't fucking know, man. Like Tiger Woods coming up to us and like being like butter and eyes, like walking by us and like muttering. That would be over for me. Weak in the knees, pissing my pants, the whole nine yards, if he does that. But actually, I've had a couple of peak moments in this little run we've had before play. When Tiger Woods won the fucking masters, we sat in the office and I watched the islanders like on their way to sweep the Pittsburgh Penguins, Wild Tiger Woods

Lost the next round Well, we don't talk about that Just like we don't talk about the Rangers Not even making the playoffs For the past multiple years They're one of the worst franchises In professional sports history We don't like to talk about that

But we're not going to talk hockey But the fact that the Rangers Have four Stanley Cuffs And they are one of the oldest teams In the NHL is actually a catastrophe To the NHL And the fact that we hold them to the standard Of like an unbelievable team

They've won one stand about hockey But are you guys Are you all aware of the Blues Are gonna win the Stanley Claims? The Blues may win the Stanley Cup. It looks that way. What are you talking about that? Of control.

I mean, I went to a Blue Stanley Cup game in St. Louis and it was fucking electric. I mean, my text chains with my buddies from back home are like, are you, like, the Blues in the next three or four days could win the Stanley Cup. It's insane. It's fucking insane. We've never won the Cup before. Never, ever. We haven't been back to the final, 49 years. And now we just, it's like, wait a second.

If we have, if we just, if things just go our way the next two games, we're going to win the Stanley Cup. You just play a better hockey game than the Boston Bruins for two games? Out of the next three, you win the Stanley Cup. We haven't been able to get out of the first round for fucking like 15 years. Incredible. If we just win the next two hockey games, we win the Stanley Cup. We're not going to try to hockey. But yeah, that was a peak moment for me where when Tiger hit the final put

and then 10 seconds later, the Islanders scored the game winning goal. And it all was just like, holy fucking. It's a great video of you. There's a video of it for anyone that wants to go see. I don't even know what you would type in, but it's on the four play Twitter. And it's just a fucking, it was a lot. It was a lot to handle. So, yeah, there's a lot of moments that.

we're lucky at barcel we get to fucking do crazy shit and if we knew what the peak was going to be then it wouldn't be as excited right we just don't know like these things just happen i think crazy shit's going to happen at the u.s open i think that we're going to walk in there like more confident than we were at beth page like we know what we're going to do now like beth page was a whole new world for at least for me i know you guys had been to those terms no it was i mean we've never done anything like that before and when you throw this whole crew minus lurch because he doesn't get to go to these things i got a job into the i got a job i got a job into that kind of mix you give us that kind of access like shit's just going to happen that's just what it is

we know more guys now but we also there's so many guys on the tour even top tier guys that we've never interacted with that if we get kind of interactions with those guys it'll be awesome it'll be different just like it was with spath and all kinds of different people so if we knew the peak then it wouldn't be a peak right because it wouldn't be as exciting it wouldn't be as unpredictable that kind of stuff so the real answer is who knows but i think there will be one and even i think that we're just in the mix so much now like guys like brooks capka they like they saw like he saw us all four rounds like following him and he saw us on sunday and like like like like you said jordan spath like talked to us on the green like ricky saw us on the green like people like saw our presence and now they're just going to see it again

in uh us open and we may be like a comforting like it may be comforting to see the foreplay guys there because now we're like a new voice in their little media world right like Jordan speed maybe maybe like i just want to go talk to those guys right now because i don't want to go do the car wash shit i want to hang out normal exactly And the more we keep popping up, it's like, oh, these guys are going to be here every fucking tournament. Just helps to be around. Yes. For sure.

If you're just people that are just around, it helps. And the fucking major, the major, like, schedule, like, these things happen every fucking week, it feels like. So I, like, Brooks Kepp was going to be like, you guys again? Like, you guys are everywhere. Yeah, he is. He was like, PJ Championship just happened. Oh, if we see Keegan Bradley again, he's like, what the fuck is going on? We kept running into Keegan Bradley at the PGA.

It was insane. Every single turn he made, we were there. He's going to be like, he's going to get out of his car. We're going to be standing there. be like not again like not again honestly you might get that from a bunch of guys like Charlie Hoff and kids are like you fucking guys

yeah what the fuck then again I think they fucking love it because if we're not there some other fucking old geezer's gonna be there with a pen and paper and be like Jack Nichol Charlie Hoffman uh you know my fucking arthritis is hurting but tell me about you around on the 18th fur long fur what the fuck man

just all right okay that was commentary like from when Francis we met one oh yeah and they never got to excited. Like, you ever watch those Babe Ruth, like, home runs? Like, Babe Ruth, like, set the home run record. Like, Bay, Ruth, running around the first baseline has just hit his... That's the voice. Sixty-first home run.

No radio sports ones. M.R.B. Like, what a day to be here. And that's it. Like, they weren't going... Show some passion. Show some passion. What are you, Joe Buck? Fuck. Fuck you, Joe Buck. I knew that was going to come up. You know, who hates Joe Buck. Shane Lewis. Oh, yeah. Dispise him. I despise him, too, but he bodybagged me. Joe Buck bodybagged

me. Yeah, what had happened again? because I just like he I think he hates the Yankees and I think it's a very like true like all Yankees fans like think that he hates us but all fans of all fan bases right but like we've been in the world's fans feel the exact Yankees have been in the world series where he's announced it for fucking 85 years in a row it felt like at one point and like every single time that a big moment would happen he just wouldn't get excited it was almost like he was rooting against them so like they're like I said that when he came to the office I told big cat I'm like I fucking hate Joe Buck he just like all these amazing

Yankee moments you go back like Jorge Posada getting a base hit with bases loaded he's like and it's a base hit up the middle and it's like what the fuck you talk about we should won the world series um not gonna talk about baseball no and then Joe buck like I guess big cat's like oh Frankie doesn't like you thinks that you don't like and he goes and then Joe Buck gets all like like like fucking awesome and he's like Frankie why don't you like me I'm like I don't think you like the Yankees I think that you're like a really bad announcer every time that they they talk every time you talk about the Yankees he's like oh I'm Frankie and I don't think you like my team very much. He's like, I'm a Yankees fan, and you don't like my team, and I hate Joe Buck.

I bet you he's done that a thousand times. I was so on Joe Buck's on. I was like, I turn into a puddle. I'm like, I know, man. I don't know, man. I don't know what to tell you. And he like, dab me up. He's like, no, get the fuck out of you. I'm like, oh, shit. I ran away. Yeah. I mean, Joe Buck fucking, fucks. Yeah, he buried Frankie. All right, ladies gentlemen, we are done here. Again, next time you hear from us, we will be live from Pebble Beach. We're going to put a podcast. out on Tuesday. We're going to put a podcast out on Thursday. We're going to be out there with Ryan Whitney. We're going to have a booth. We love booths. We're very successful with booths. So we're going to have a booth that I don't believe any of you will be able to come to, but we are

going to have one just so that you know. Booth Boys. We're the Booth Boys. We're going to be all over that goddamn golf course. We'll be all over Pebble Beach. We're going to be everywhere, just like we were the PGA Championship at Beth Page Black. Big shout to our good, close, personal friend, the USGA for bringing us out for giving us this type of access. Can I wait to bring you the U.S. Open from our perspective? So stay tuned. Go check out our YouTube page for Play Golf. Hit it hard.

Hit it hard. Hit it firm. You know what? You stink. Drive for show, put for show. Drive for dough, put for show. This is a new thing I'm trying to do. I'm trying to, I can drive the ball very well and I can hit it as hard as I fucking want.

I got to start having some touch. You're such an attention whore. Yeah. You're pathetic. You are. You're mush. I'm not one fair. I'm not one.

You're as pathetic as your leg. I'm not a sheep. Your mind is as pathetic as your leg. I'm the shepherd. I'm the shepherd. Hit it firm. Hit it hard. Hit it firm.