Fore Play - Tiger Woods Officially Returning

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

Announced while recording, Tiger Woods will return to competition alongside son Charlie for next week’s PNC Championship. Red shirts, fist pumps, identical mannerisms — we’ll get it all. Also on this golf podcast, we discuss: How legit was Mozart? What are good golf gifts under $75? Who won our Cyber Monday sweepstakes? Will Kiz & Max shine or flounder as partners? Would you rather have Tiger Woods become the oldest person to win the Masters or Charlie Woods become the youngest?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Foreplay, my Barstool Sports, it is December 9th, 2021. Kind of crazy to say. I know we do that pretty much with every date, but wow, it's December already. We got a bunch of listener questions from the gallery, and I went through Facebook, our little Facebook group, which I like our Facebook group. They chirp us a little bit, but for the most part, they're friendly. There's friendlies in there, if you will. And I snagged a few questions that they post in there, unbeknownst to them. So we got plenty of, again, kind of listener-fueled topics to get to today. We also have this evening at 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time in the United States of America, we will have Pacific Dunes,

episode two from our band of dunes travel series. I believe Lynx Jims calls this the greatest publicly accessible golf course in the country. It's spectacular. It's on the ocean. It's sort of as classic band and dunes as it gets. A lot of the photos that you see, a lot of the promotions from band and that you see come from Pacific dunes. Pack dunes, as the locals call it. So be ready for that tonight. And then we've got the Arizona Bowl, the Scramble.

We're all going to be there. We're going to be on different holes. We're going to be fucking with people hanging out, having a great time. We got Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, an extravaganza. And if you go to Barstlesports.com slash Arizona Bowl, sign up for the Scramble. It gets you into pup punk. It gets you to live shows. It gets you into the football game.

And obviously a great day on the golf course with us in Tucson. I just saw, by the way, Tucson, ASU, number one ranked party school in the country. So Tucson is going to be a good time. I've never really been to Tucson. Have you guys been to Tucson much? No, but I feel like they've been holding that title for a long time. Arizona State, if it's not number one, it's number two, it's always up there. And you really can't, like, have better branding than that.

Like, to have your school be the number one party school in the world. But I have not spent much time in Tucson. I've actually not spent a single second in Tucson. Only thing I know about Tucson is, uh, and get back. Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona, awesome California. I don't know the words, although I'm watching that documentary right now and it's fantastic. He's a little musical boy.

Um, but I've crushed Get Back almost twice now. So 16 hours of that documentary on Netflix on, uh, Disney Plus. It's so good. Are you guys watching that at all? No. No, don't even know about it. It's, it's the Beatles. And I'm not the biggest Beatles fan in the world.

I like some of their music, but I'm more into the idea of the Beatles than their music. And this is just like found footage of them making an album. And it's it's a documentary. Frankie can describe it far better than I can. But basically it's not a type of documentary where they cut to interviews that they cut away the whole time. It's basically raw footage of you watching the Beatles try to come up with an album and a performance. It's really, really good. Who's your favorite beetle?

Who's your favorite beetle? It's tough. I like George. Yeah. That's probably Paul McCartney for me. He's just so... Paul McCarty for me. They're all incredibly talented, but Paul,

he's just got this fucking... He's got something in him, man, that he can... He knows the drums. He knows the guitar. He knows the bass. He knows the riff of the voice. I mean, they all do the vocals,

but fuck, man, Paul is... He's something. I feel like Paul, too. Paul, like, rode the wave the best and has navigated the Beatles fame the best to this point where he's now, like, Sir Paul McCartney,

and he does these interviews and he kind of dabbles. I think he's like, did he do, I feel like he's done stuff with like Jerry Seinfeld. He's just sort of done a lot of the things that you need to do to continue to kind of elevate himself. And he's like in the proper fame space as an old man. And he's just done the whole thing. And they went on to create the wings too,

which was a very, very successful band. So I actually think today is the anniversary of John Lennon's death. It is while they're recording. Is it really? Yeah. So it's crazy that all that talent is so local. Like they were all, it's just crazy that they all came from the same spot pretty much. Fucking around in Liverpool together.

It's just insane. It's great. And I didn't know that was the title of the docu because we watched just a little bit of that the other day. But I was definitely, I was like, oh, I want to watch more of this. Because it's all in like perfect color too, right? Perfect color, HD, like 4K visuals for some reason somehow. I don't know how they like recorded all the audio of all their conversations like that. just must back then when everything was on film and like and tape the fact that they recorded 60 hours

of these guys just coming up with the i mean they recorded every conversation every lunch every breakfast that they had it was crazy so show so good shout out to wringo man he was just kind of there the other guys were were fighting and going back and forth sniffing at each other you could feel like it was the end and wringo was like i'm just here man i'm a beetle i'm the drummer i'm just here for for the ride just scary how quick they can come up with that let it be album and like just if you like music, you don't have to love the Beatles, if you like music and the idea of creating music

and how people, the thought process behind coming up with a song, just watch this documentary, watch Paul McCartney sit there and learn, get back to himself. He's just strumming on the guitar. He has a seizure, it looks like. And he's just like,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nah, no, no, no, no. He's like, oh, that sounds kind of nice. And then you're like, you're watching it. And you're like, holy fuck he's coming up with one of the greatest songs of all time like he does that with let it be too they're all discussing where they should go for the live show on this in the corner of the studio and in

the background you hear the chords to let it be and you're like is that fucking paul mccarty just hitting some chords on the piano it's going to it's about to be one of the greatest piano ballads of all time it's really stunning really stunning so i'm excited to watch a little plug for those guys the beatles they need it they do need it yeah if you haven't heard of them check them out they're good um We're talking about party in early, party schools, Arizona Bowl, transfusion, barstool, transfusion from Owens. All right, Owens Mixers, they're one of our great partners, have been for a long time now, as you know. But again, I'm going to remind you, I'm going to throw it in your brain to go to Amazon, go Puff, go into a local store, go to Owensmixers.com, figure out where they got these puppies, the transfusion you can figure out. And they got a bunch of other flavors as well, a bunch of other mixes that you can pour in.

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I don't need an instrument. Fourth and fifth grade band. Well, everybody, like, did the recorder. Then I think I took a stab at piano, fail. I mean, anything in the arts, it was pretty much a fail. My mom was, like, pretty much an art teacher. It was just like I wasn't part of the mix. So then I did the fourth and fifth grade band, did the trombone.

Slugging that thing on the bus every day was just a joke. And thank God when that was over. Because I think everybody, like, the teacher was happy, too, when I stopped. You're just not very audibly pleasant. I would say. Perfect for a podcast. Yeah, great for podcast. You're a handsome fella.

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or just go order this stuff, Amazon, all kinds of good places. All right. We have winners to announce as well. So we, of course, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, you know, we're rocking all kinds of merchandise right now. I think we got three different hoodies on this show that are Barstville Golf, a couple different hats. So people bought a bunch of merchandise. We appreciate it in order to both boost sales and to reward our loyal listeners, followers, purchasers of merchandise.

We offered up a few different items. You can have a full day playing golf. with Frankie and Trent out of Long Island, go to Borrellys. They hope you're not a crazy person that's going to stab and kill you. So they have a winner for that. That didn't happen, yeah. And then I put out that there's going to be two different winners that can go and stay three nights for free at a little home in Pinehurst, North Carolina, one of my favorite places on planet Earth.

I forgot that we were going to announce a winner, so I don't have mine yet. And it's actually going to be a nice little way to force you to listen to the rest of the show because I'm in process. I have the full list, but I have to randomize and pick out those two winners. And I'm going to announce those in a little bit. So you just have to listen to the show. But Frankie and Trent, I believe you guys are going to announce your winner right now. Is it correct? Yeah, that's correct.

Can I get a sound effect in post of a drum roll? Did we notify this person at all? Are they finding out right now? They're finding out right now. Okay. So we randomized, however many people, the drum roll should still be happening. It should be gradually increasing as I speak. I want a dramatic moment for this person, the winner of golf with Trent and I,

and then Borelli's eating like kings with canoles and the whole thing. My dad will bring out a nice dessert platter, and we're going to have drinks with the family. Maybe there'll be an Islander game on. Who knows? So, the winner of that contest, spending $100 or more on Cyber Monday, Anthony Testy. Woo! Anthony Testy.

Wherever you are, you got to make it to Borrellys, you got to make it to whatever golf course we end up picking up, picking out. And Testy gets to bring a friend, right? And Testy gets to bring a friend. So the last name, little play on the male genitalia. Is that a reason why one of the reasons why we picked it? Maybe. Well, it popped up. Oh yeah, that's right. We got a randomized list and one of them was Testy. It popped up in the name and we said, yep, that's it. That's the balls. It's the ball sack. So Anthony Testy, you're our guy and we are going to play some golf and we're going to have some fun. We're going to have some drinks. Thank you to everyone that supported. I mean, it really was a random pick. So,

So everyone had a chance. And we're going to do a lot more of this stuff. Specifically with the Barstool Golf Time app, the Tea Time app, I want to start doing stuff with that. Where we're the number one person on there with the most reviews and the most photos and all that stuff can come to Borrelli's play some golf as well. So there's going to be a lot more chances to interact with us, play some golf, hang out. So Anthony Testy, Tony, Tony Testy, Tony Ballsack, you're the guy. And that's it. We're going to be playing some golf.

It's going to be fun. And did you do any scout of? Anthony Testy, do we know where he lives? Do we know, do you know any information? So, still a chance that he could come knife the two of you at least. Absolutely. Absolutely. No chance. No, we have no idea of what's going to happen. We're playing the odds. And we talked about on the last show that like, again, most of the people we meet are very normal. So we're just hoping that we got one of the normal ones, which I think we probably did, but we really don't know. I hope so. Right. Also, no guarantee that he's a listener as well, because he bought on Cyber Monday.

So no guarantee he's a listener, a fan, like who knows the things that he said to us on social media. You know what I mean? Love Testy. I am very excited for this. Yeah, no, we'll see. It should be exciting. That's true. I didn't think that he might not be a listener.

So he might not be finding out right now. Well, if he'd someone tell Anthony Testy wherever he is, if you know an Anthony Testy, if you know a guy that you've called Tony Ballsack for your entire life, you let him know that he just won one of the greatest contests ever offered on the four play podcast. Correct. Congratulations, Testy. I've got Alex and Allison, our heroes on the merchandise team. They have the full list. They're randomizing now, and they are cross-checking, obviously, to ensure that everything is legitimate on the winners for my prize. So I'm going to announce those in a little bit.

And then I also want to, which I just came up with in my head, I want to send them, and we'll do this for Testy, too. We'll give it a few days so that they can find out via listener. We can have that fun little interaction. but we should send them like masters-like invitations via email. Absolutely. It would be really nice, nice little touch to them. I like that. For sure.

And they can share it on social media. Now we're doing the whole, we just get the whole car wash of the promotion, which is beneficial. And you can put together like what we're going to eat. You can have a list of what it's going to be, what Berlin is you offer, the menu. Yeah. A regatone, no chin. Oh, boy.

I like that Trent was like, you could do the thing where you kind of display what they can eat, where you like list the, the, options that you can maybe eat. Usually it has like the prices on there and what's it called? Sometimes have a kids version. Sometimes it's laminated. Menu. How about this bee logo that our merchandise team came up with by the way, this little

bee with the cross team? That alternate logo is strong, man. We've always tried to come up with some sort of alternate logo because our logo sometimes gets like outplayed or it's just a little bit too much. And then, you know, we were thinking about an animal should we pick just like a random fucking is it like a chipmunk or squirrel? or deer or something. And then they just sent us a B with two T's under it.

And just the style of the B, it reminds me of Burelli's, to be honest, like the script that's on the front of Borelli's. Yeah. And then just two T's, which are just kind of like G4 style. Fucking awesome. Just, it works, man.

It's simple. And we always want simple. It just works, dude. It's fucking simple. And that top left chest corner of the hoodie, it's clean. It's not too much. It's not in your face.

Look out for more. More merch with the B and the T's. What do we call it? Like the T-Bs? What are we calling it? We're calling it. Scumbole. I don't know what we're calling it.

We've just been calling it the alternate logo. We've got to come up with a name for it. Yeah. Well, we'll think of something. T-Bs is not what we're going to go by the way. I remember, too, that we got it on this thing, which is cool. The towel. Yep.

Oh, yeah. That little gift box, man, that thing's a really good gift. I took a couple home for me for myself for, given out on Christmas to some friends and family and that's just everything's so nice and compact it's an accessory box for an audio podcast what are we looking at in the box

so it's an accessory box this is one of our accessory boxes that I believe these are in like the PJ Superstores and golf galaxies in the world but a bunch of people bought these on Cyber Monday as well now I'm kind of doing a YouTube display which as you are correct alerts that doesn't really help our many thousands, hundreds of

thousands of audio listeners to the podcast So I have this beautiful box that's got a golf towel. It's got golf tees. And the reason that I went and acquired this box was to showcase the B logo on something other than just the hoodie that I'm wearing. But anyways, And you know what? I can picture that box under a tree wrapped up with a bow on top of it. It's got the perfect shape to it.

And it's like tight. Yeah. There's something about it. It's like very tight. It's not one of those. It's not one of those floppy, flabby boxes. You got to buy it just to see what I'm talking about. It's like we suck the air out of it.

And it's just tight. No, I don't like those loose boxes, man. You need a tight box for Christmas. What? You need a tight box for Christmas. You need a tight box. Yeah, you want a tight wrap. If you can put a tight wrap on a gift, also, if it's not, if it's not your standard

rectangle box, you want, you don't want to show tight. You know, the use box is they give you, maybe it'll be like an old Navy box and they put a, they put a sweater in there and you're like, oh, this has been a used box. Loose, the edges are all curling in. Tight boxes only. Tight box. We are in the chicks in the office. I like tight boxes on me.

I mean, I guess on YouTube they probably know, but are the ugliest people that ever be in the studio. Well, I'm in here quite a bit. So I'm used to being the ugliest person in this room. But I think you beat me by a little bit now. But it's a nice- A jarring difference for viewers of both shows. I had to bring it up.

It's just, if you're watching on YouTube, we're just in front of the Chicks in the Office logo. We've got all these beautiful colors around us. Fran and Rio were just nominated for a People's Choice Award, best pop podcast. They went to L.A. They looked beautiful. You guys are blending in with the white wall behind you.

They're absolutely dominating the game. And then they put us in their studio while they're out in L.A. like on red carpets. And then we just, like we're just disgusting. Two disgusting slabs wearing like Barstool Golf hoodies in the chicks in the office. Oh, Tiger Woods. Yeah.

He says golf with an A. No, yeah. Shout to them for letting them use their studio. It's nice in here. Really nice. A few talking points to get through before we jump into the listener questions. Kevin Kisner and Max Homa are teaming up this week in the QBE shootout. There's no, I look, there's no FedEx Cup points in this, but there is like a $3.6 million person.

I think there's only 12 teams, 24 guys total. Matt Coucher and Harris English kind of dominate this event. But, you know, our boys, a nice when two of the four play fellas, Homa and Kiz get together. So if you are bored this weekend, there's nothing really going on. I think it's just a Friday, Saturday, Sunday event. But yeah, Kiz and Maxie team it up will be fun to watch. Yeah, I saw Tillery put up a video of a little tune-up session with Kisner before the tournament. So you got to expect good things out of them if Tillerie's working with them right before they go down there.

So I have high hopes for Kisner and Homa. I think they'll perform well. I do too, but I was reading this CBS golf has like this model predictor that's had a really good year. I guess. And this model predictor was just shitting all over Max and kids' chances this week. And it was saying that it has them did like 10,000 simulations and it has them not finishing inside the top 10. And there's only 12 fucking teams.

I was like, oh, that's not very nice. Those model predictors, you never know, you never know what those guys. The model predictor said the Islanders had like a 95% chance of making it to the Eastern Conference Finals again this year. And they just didn't foresee an 11 game losing streak. So you never know what these. predicted. So I got out to the New York, the New York Islanders last night, baby.

You made some cash, responsible cash last night, Regs. Responsible cash in the Barstville sports book. I did not. No. Well, I made a bet on just the Islanders and that hit. I thought, like, they're just going to win that hockey game. I don't think the Sends are like that strong. And the I also had tied the two before, I think.

Three before, four game point streak. We've gone from an 11-game losing streak to a four-game point streak. It's the year of streak. We're going, we're getting going, boys. We've got nine out of our last 11, out of our next 11 at home. The New York Islanders, don't let them get hot. But I did see fucking Riggs put a nice G on the Islanders last night. Yeah, he did.

He hit big time on that app. Let me say that the amount of money that I've been wagering has gone way up just because I've been up. So when you have money in there that you're not supposed to have, basically, you just find yourself, it's funny money, right? It's Monopoly money. Like you just look in that account. That's not real. You can't really do anything with that. So you start wedgering.

And then I looked. Everybody was going ham. I saw Whitney, the wit dog. I saw him put a bunch of cash. He was all in on the Islanders. Frankie, you were tweeting in all caps at like noon, which means you're fired up about the Islanders even more than usual.

And then I fucking look. They're on the road. They've lost eight billion games in a row. And they were like minus 150. So I was like, what is going? I did not feel good about that. So then I had to kind of go pretty aggressive to try to win some cash. and I wanted to care.

I wanted to be really into it. Turns out there's this epidemic going on where you can't fucking get NHL games at bars. Like nobody, no bars have the package or whatever to put NHL games on. So here in Scottsdale, lovely Scottsdale, I'm going to Hankey,

who we all know. Hanky's out here cadding at Silverleaf for the winter. So I hang out with Hanky to watch the game on. We had to go to like four different bars before we get the game on. So we're like watching on our phone. I guess like ESP.

P and Plus is what I have, which allows you to watch every NHL game throughout the whole year. We go to these bars and they're like, well, we don't have the package that gets the game. And I was like, well, what I would suggest is you, Mr. Barr, you have what, hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue per week, per month. It's $70 to get ESPN Plus for the entire year. So what, like, if we just make that investment, you'll make all your money back in the next hour because we're going to be here drinking, watching the game. Right. But we just couldn't, we couldn't get the game. on. It was infuriating. So then we're driving to the next bar. And that moment, I had it, I just put it on my phone and was trying to, you know, watch whatever, not crash. That was when

the Islanders scored two goals in like 20 seconds. So I'm like going crazy. And then I was like, should I watch the whole fucking game in the car? But long story short, went hard on the Islanders last night. They won. So thank you, Frankie. Yeah. No, that was a big win. Needed it. And there's something about taking games seriously, right? Like I feel like I kind of slipped up for the last week or so, letting the Islanders lose games and it just felt very normal like oh they're going to lose tonight going to games all they're going to lose tonight said you know what dad we got to go to birelli's not even like i just want me and you at the bar like we used to do two years ago sitting there eating chicken parm rally clams sipping on fucking beers and watching the game we're going to get a win

tonight there was something about it when you take a game seriously as a fan it just feels like you have more of a chance i know it has nothing to do with the the product on the ice but you just feel like the game is going to go your way more often than not when you take it more seriously than just flipping the channels and seeing the game. Do you feel like, Frankie, you taking the game more seriously publicly, potentially influences the players to take the game more seriously? I thought about that because a couple of the players were liking the tweets of me being like, this is the most important game in my life. And they're like, all right, like, let's go. Let's go. This is a big one tonight. Let's fucking get this shit done. And then I saw, you know, to that point, some guys after the game messaging me being like the boys, the boys are. buzzing right now. Like that, like, we needed that one. We got a huge monkey off our back.

Like, we finally, like, remember what it meant to, like, put the puck in the net. So, um, but to circle back, these generators don't know what the fuck they're talking about. So Kevin Kisner, I wouldn't take, I wouldn't take that with, I was going to say with a grain of salt. Maybe it's good odds. Take it with a greener of the generator. Maybe on the Barstall sports, but you find some good odds. If it's on, you'll find great odds now that the generator's probably dumping it the other way. Right. And like, what are they, how do you, how do you, what levers do you switch on a general? to make it like what are you putting into the machine that says max homa and kevin kisner are not

going to perform well at this tournament i don't understand because there's no history i guess of them playing as a team is that like you really can't predict how they're going to play i like space i like space in Vegas is pretty much i have the same knowledge of in terms of like what they input into the system to get the appropriate odds for all sports like i just have no people. Right. And they are like, they got to be some of the smartest people in the world. On the planet, dude. And they're just sitting in the lab just putting in information, just as much information as possible. Think of it like the bank in deal or no deal. That's who I envision. Just like a silhouette of a person with a computer just cranking out, whatever the odds are. What would you say is the hardest one to predict? The hardest sport to handicap? I think it's got to be the over under in a, in a basketball game.

there's just so much scoring going on. How the fuck are you supposed to know? 221. And it always comes down to the last shot. Like crazy. I think football is a little easier because you can, I don't know. I actually think the opposite because I think in basketball games,

the score is you're going to have like, it's either going to be, each team is going to score 80 to 110 points. So that's like the area where you drop 125 on you. No, but I know. But then a football game, if the over under is 60. And then each team, it's a 17 to 7 game.

Then that's not even close to the over under. I think it's all of it isn't possible in my eyes. How about last night, last night we had Lakers Celtics. And obviously out here West Coast, like you're trying to find the later games because it's mid-dinner time. And so with some of the winnings from Frankie's glorious New York Islanders, threw a little bit on the under in the Lakers Celtics game, which was 220. And it finished at 219. So to speak to your guys.

It's so impressive. It's got to be bad. fucking grinding the whole time, and it's one fucking free throw that just, that just rims out, and all of a sudden you go for losing. It's got a good basketball, man. That's, dude, there was so much scoring. They're at 219 or 217 with like a minute and 45 seconds left. They could score another 40 points in the way basketball works.

And instead, the Lakers were up by enough that both teams just pretty much ran the clock out. And it just for a minute and a half, it stayed at 219 and hits the under. So just, it's just, they're so good. around and like they decide they don't want to play at the end and they start like high-fiving people it's just like holy fuck or like when a game ends as a push that's one of the great accomplishments in human history like it's like how did they know yeah how did they know and it probably happens more often than not do we have um oars and alps deodorant in this building did you forget to put deodorant this morning i just remembered holy shit oh yeah that's a tough it's coming through a sweatshirt too like that you know it's bad underneath i kind of rushed out of the house and trying to to make the train. Whoa. You're having a tough morning.

His and Max Homa are 8 to 1 to win in a 12, 12 man field. So I think I might get a little spicy with that one. And if the CBS fucking computer model Watson over there is right, then I'll tell him to go fuck himself next time we do a podcast. You got any at your desk? Amber. You got any, you got any fucking deodorant at your desk? I don't know.

No, you took it all home. Do we have any of the deodorant? What? Yeah, texting. Let me see if I can get a stick under my armpits, bro. Solomon? Solomon's great at that stuff. Tell them any flavor.

I like any of those flavors. Is it weird called the odor and a flavor? No. Okay. No, you call it a flavor. This thing right here, boys and girls, this ember is, this is a smart mug, okay? This thing's got more technology. This thing's smarter than we are.

This thing is smarter than any of the four people on this show. This little piece of technology, which may be the most impressive piece of technology, in the world. I'm more of an ice coffee guy, so I don't use it, but I used it for hot chocolate when it was in Colorado and it was snowing. This thing will literally alert you when your beverage inside of your drink reaches the temperature of your choosing. This thing will alert you to the point where you could be in the other room with a little cell phone in your hand. It'll send you a notification being like, yep, your beverage has reached the desired temperature and it just does it and then keeps it that way for all of eternity in this little fucking mug. It'll send you.

how incredibly impressive is this device. Further evidence that we are living in the best time. Well, also, have you figured out now from using Ember what your preferred temperature is? Because I wouldn't know the difference between 120 degrees or a 95 degree drink. Like what burns your mouth? What doesn't burn your mouth?

Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, what's that, what's that temperature that you can handle? It's high. It's high, man. I'm talking like there's some really high, high temperatures that you can get by that you would be really shocked. I would say,

um, like you can serve hot chocolates and stuff that are like a hundred and sixty degrees. No. Oh. No, you can't. It's really hot. Dude, think about it.

That would burn your whole body. It would like, think about when you, you'd be the faceless man. When you get in like a, when you do like a hot tub, right? What is it like 90 or something like that? Hot tub's probably,

no, you can get it up to like 104, 108 is when they're really cooked. You're like barely touching triple digits. So think about that. You're going 160 in your mouth. No, think about, think about hot tub, okay?

That is manageable. Your human body can get inside of that and it's not, it doesn't burn you to death. Now, think about an entire tub of how hot hot chocolate is when it comes out. Think about how much hotter that is than a hot tub. Like if it touches your, lips, you go, ah, and you like panic. So the hot, the, the classic hot coffee McDonald's case,

as everyone knows, burned, burned all over the person. They want a shit ton of money. A hundred and eighty to 190 degrees Fahrenheit was that coffee. All right. So that's hot. That's really hot. I just read the baseline temperature for an enjoyable cup of hot chocolate is at least 100 degrees Fahrenheit. At least. At least. Coffee shops and restaurants routinely serve hot chocolate tea and coffee at temperatures well above 160 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm telling you. Dude, water boils at 212. What are we doing here?

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ounce and a travel mug. It's unlike other products. The ember apple notify you when your preferred drink temperature is reached, which may be 160, 170, 180 degrees Fahrenheit. This puppy is off the charts. And I'm telling you, that's why when you ask, Frankie, the numbers are shocking. Like, when you actually, if you put something in here and you do the desired temperature of like 100 and then you taste, you're like, oh, that's just not that hot. Right. You go like 120, 1.30. And you're like, that's pretty hot. Then you get to 160. And you're like, that's what burns people at McDonald's and makes you fucking $100 million.

Question for you. Can you just put this ember cup on your desk? I'm on this horrible juice cleanse day three right now. I feel like I'm going to die. But could you put this on your desk and it will just heat it up for you? So like a cup of tea. Put the tea bag in there. Heats it right up for you all the way to 160.

Oh, buddy, this puppy, you got to charge it up. And once this thing's charged, it'll just heat it. It'll just do it. You just tell it what to do large. and this thing this thing could probably take you to the moon if it wanted to the technology of this puppy is that this is like more impressive than apollo 11 this fucking device right here anytime somebody creates anything it's always like mind-blowing to me it's like how we looking on that deodorant dude all right we got no deodorant in the building you're getting what so uh we just spoke about

uh obviously kisner and max homa and i got to give a a shout-outs of one of the one of the I was going through all the questions. And one of the questions was about Kisner and a course record. And the guy sent us a note and just said, hey, I play this course, Carolina Lakes or something. It was called in South Carolina. Kisner has the course record at 63. How many course records do you think Kisner has? Do you think he knows?

So I texted Kiz. Oh, let's guess. And I just said. Let's guess. Okay. Well, I'll be honest. Guessing? Does Riggs have an answer?

I texted Kisner and said, do you know how many course records you have? A kid emailed us saying you have the course record at this place and was curious if you remembered. And his answer was no clue. Okay. It makes it tough to guess. It does make it tough.

So we can't really guess. There's got to be a lot, you would imagine. Like around his area, the courses he's been playing forever, he's got to have a bunch of them. Think about how cool it would be to have a course record. and for these fellas, they just could not possibly care less. Right, because they could really show up anywhere they wanted to.

Anywhere they go and they could shoot the course record most likely, and then they just have that forever. It's quite a skill. Correct. Sorry, I was distracted right there. We're going to keep rolling through now a bunch of these. Oh, the other thing I wanted to put before we got to from the galleries was that so Tiger tweeted about this full swing launch monitor thing yesterday,

which obviously everybody went crazy a couple days ago. Perfect timing, all those things. And I was like, oh, I'm going to jump on their site and just kind of, I'm just going to kind of browse around. And the launch monitor game, right? I mean, Trackman kind of first came up with it or whatever, hit the streets, where everybody kind of talked about it a handful of years ago. And I remember that everybody's been pretty much stunned because the track man's like

$20,000, whatever it is, which is just way outside of any normal human beings budget for something like a launch monitor. So I was looking. I was like, oh, have they changed? And this company Rhapsodo, I believe they're called. They sent me one. But I opened up and I used occasionally for daily nines and just dumb bullshit on the range. And it's fine.

I would say it's not like phenomenal data. You can hit a shot that clearly you know is like identical to the last one. And it'll be five or ten yards off. But it's pretty damn good and cool one puts a tracer on there. And I looked online. That thing was like 500 bucks. I looked at this full swing launch monitor. I mean, just their standard little portable ones.

that you can like put on the range and stuff with you is like four thousand dollars. Whoa. Which? I look that up too because I have a little garment that's like it does the same thing as like what yours does. It like gives you some sort of launch, some sort of distance. It's helpful. But it does.

It's like when we were down in Taylor Made like it's not doing everything that they're showing us. And I checked out full swing. I was like all right. These things are just how like you got to be really looking to dialed in or playing some sort of like, you know, competitive golf all the time to be getting one of these things because they are not cheap. Yeah. Now, I reached out to them and said, you know, we should potentially partner together.

So there may be a future show where we just talk about how these are a great deal and how you should absolutely buy one. And so you should have to do a little mind eraser from Men in Black and forget that we spoke about it. $4,000 is a great deal in the future. And it's going to, you know, you can't put a price on dialing in your swing and your in your yard. So that may be coming. But I did look. And it is, like, eventually they're just going to. They're going to have to figure this technology out to a price point that's actually feasible for human beings, right?

Like, that's kind of what they do with everything. You know, the, like the technology for a phone used to be the size of a fucking Walmart and now you just have it and you can buy it. They got to be going that way eventually with launch monitors because the prices for these things are unbelievable. Also, when you hear that like a range has tracked man, it's like, oh, that costs like $2.5 million. It's like an outrageous fee. Right. It's like the first flat screen TV was $50,000. And now you can get a really nice flat screen TV for like $250.

Speaking of flat screen TVs, I'm going to take this opportunity to reach out to people in the flat screen TV business. I want a really good TV, but I don't want to spend a lot of money on it. You know what I mean? By the way, I want to alert people on my house process. People keep sending me open houses and stuff. I've gotten a contract accepted out on Long Island, so that's a little... Congratulations. Thank you very much.

So I don't need... I don't need that, but what I do need now is... No one on the podcast in the podcast world helped me with the house, like finding the house. I need help with all the other stuff now. I need a find... I want... If you work at like a PC Richards, because I heard you can negotiate with those people, you ever hear about that?

I don't even know what PC Richards is really good at that. There's a PC Richards here on Long Island that you can just go in and negotiate the price of, like, a brand new TV. They'll be like, four... You're like I'll give you two and a half and they're like all right. Let's meet at three three and a quarter and they're like all right, done. I never knew. I never knew. I'm the word. I'm like Johnny drama when he goes in and negotiate for his apartment. He ends up paying like a hundred grand more than he was. Oh my God. Yeah. I think there's a Peter. I go with. I think there's a Peter Griffin clip from family guy where he just negotiates his price higher. That's exactly what I would do. I need fucking couches. I need farm tables. I need fucking I need the whole fucking thing. You if you got something you want to send to me, you send it. You sent it. it to me. I'll give you my address. You fucking send it right to me. I'm going to take everything I can get. So, TVs, bro. There's a huge disparity between the cheap ones and the expensive ones. If you look up best TV to watch hockey on, that's a hard one to find because it's a stagnant white screen with a

bunch of motion and people moving all over the place. If you get a cheap TV, you see the fucking blur of the player and the puck. I'm not having that. I'm not having that shit. I want something real tight. I don't know, dude. I bought like me and Lurch, I feel like when we lived here, we bought like a fucking 50 inch TV for 250 bucks on Amazon I thought it was pretty good, right? Something like that's because you don't know what the really good one looks like. That's the problem.

I will say when you go to Best Buy, they show you the really good one that's like off on the side. They only have like usually one of them. Of course you're a TV snob now. Right. Dude, no, no, I'm not because and you're actively begging people for advice on TV. I'm not a TV snob. I've never had a good TV. That's why I'm like

I'm begging. Yeah, I'm panhandling outside Madison Square. garden for a new TV. I really want a good TV. This is the problem. There's a TV out there that they say no matter where you, and it's not curved, but no matter where you look at it, it's, it's perfect vision of the screen. They figured out all the pixels have like rounded pixels. So when you're on the side of the couch or in the middle of the couch, it's not directly at you. So you're always getting the supreme, premium visual experience, the matter where you sit. And it's not curved. You know those curved TV?

Yeah. Like, no, it's not. It's just the pixels are curved. It's fucking crazy. I will say there is a big difference when Robbie Fox and I live together. I need deodorant. When Robbie Fox and I lived together, we were looking for a second TV for our living room. And we're like, all right, let's go on Amazon.

Then you end up looking at all the numbers that you don't know what they mean. 1080, 720, 540. It's just like they're throwing a lot of numbers at you. We found the one that we thought was really nice for, I think what we're saying, $250. Ordered it, had it delivered, hooked it all up, turned it on. And it looked. it was visually stunning. And then we're like, let's play a little music on it.

See what that sounds like? It was like a mouse was whispering in our apartment. The sound is where they sometimes get you where they'll entice you with all these numbers about how great the screen is going to look. And then you try to play, you know, Led Zeppelin. And it sounds like it's not even happening. It's coming through like a radiator. 100%.

Right. So there are things that you have to look at that I don't know to look for. But, you know, you're looking for a hockey watching TV. I am. I typed in best TVs of 2021 to watch hockey on. You know, like how you start searching like the top. And there's always list. You ever think about how there's, you'd ever think about how on the internet, there's no matter what you type in, there's an answer for it. Like there's always some sort of article or video. Just no matter what you type. The best source of information for something of this. Best chili to eat while watching the Sopranos. There's going to be a fucking suggestion for it. You know what I mean? The thing that I've found is usually the most helpful is the thing that you. The thing that you're, you googled the best hockey watching TV of 2021 there was a list just add Reddit to the end of it right and then you'll get real people talking about

real things that happened in their life I think I also my example might be the only thing you can't find in the internet best chili to eat well if I can watch it as a brat very specific very specific but so what you should do is when you go to PC Richards because actually I used to do this in college

you bundle things so you'll buy you'll be like I want to get this sound speak Gary, the whole thing. So, like, you want, like, I want a big TV for my room in the living room, but for our guest room, we need a 50 inch. But what if I toss in a soundbar for all three rooms? Can you bring everything down? I'm not a good negotiator.

And I also don't want to go to all people send shit to me for free. It's the real big thing. So that's ideal. The ideal aspect of this whole thing is that I get all these TVs just sent to me. The second option would be, the second option would be I negotiated PC Richards and Sons. And we film it. I walk in, like, do I treat the day? day that he like he felt like he got

disrespected at the mall where like they dressed them up really fucking rich he's like I want to buy this remember that I actually don't oh man I wish I do I remember that when they dress him up real fancy like and he gets all rattled because okay why did you discriminate him he's like well he came in he looked like he had blood covered all over him he's like

I just came from the beet farm from the gallery we got a bunch of we got some good ones the first one's probably my favorite which we're going to get to it a second first we got to talk about notion with hybrid work becoming the norm, the strongest teams have two things in common, speed and alignment,

both come from having one hub where everyone can share work and processes, manage projects, and collaborate with clarity. This sounds like a lot of lurch jargon, to be honest with you. So I imagine something like Notion helps you in your little world

of, you know, fucking being a thought leader in the space and all that stuff. That's what you think? Yeah. For companies of all sizes, Notion provides one central and customizable workspace

that can be tailored to fit any team and bring all teams together to get more done and move faster. What was the team building thing you guys did recently? A large go carts or something? No, we did painting right up here. Painting, that's right.

You guys went painting. Even lameer. All right, everyone, take a sip of your wine and let's paint the horizon now. What did you do a cactus? Go get your cactus. Let me see your cactus. You take it off the wall there.

We're going to mix the orange and the blue. Find out how Notion may be the missing piece your team needs to grow, get more done, and delight everyone who uses it in the process. There's the cactus. Beauty, isn't it? It's not that bad. I think it's actually pretty good.

The background's nice. The cactus is pathetic. Yeah, the cactus sucks. Yeah, it's terrible. It's square. I like it's like square arms going out. But Frankie, you're spot on when they're like, so, I mean, it's, you know,

it's obviously not as stupid as you're making it sound. It's actually kind of fun. But they do tell you like, okay, like now blend these two colors and this will be your background. You'll do it all in sections as a group and whatnot. But, yeah, bringing the virtual world together, Notion. Thank you. Notion.

You can learn more. You can get started for free at notion. dot SO. You can check it out on your own. Invite as many folks as you want to see how it works. Take the first step toward an organized, happy team today. Again, at notion. That is notion.

dot S.O. Go check them out. I think you stole my... First one from the gallery. I'm almost, I think over the course of this podcast, you stole my water. Well, no, you drank a water. I brought two in here. Yeah, no, I thought you brought one from me.

No, it's fine, but I might have drank out of it. That was my way. No. Oh, it was new? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was new. I'm 99% sure it was new.

From the gallery. We have it on the tape. On tape, we could probably check. I'm pretty sure I cracked it open, dude. We'll see. How confident are you that you cracked this one open? Pretty confident. Whatever.

It's yours now. Give me a percentage. Give me a percent. I'm 75% sure I cracked that puppy. And then I put it right here and at some point you just brought it to your side. I'm 99% sure that I cracked it over. Those numbers don't add up then. Those numbers don't add up.

Somebody's wrong. The tape don't lie. Cole. Cole says, boys, is Mozart the biggest fraud of all time? Stick with me here. Everyone says he's the greatest classical musician ever. However, technology wasn't around. to record it, just the writing of his music.

How do we know if he was great on a piano? He's a glorified songwriter at best. Thanks, Cole. Kind of a good point. So one more time for me? So he says, is Mozart the biggest fraud of all time? And his theory is that technology wasn't around. We have no recordings of Mozart actually performing music.

We just have his written music. So he says he's a glorified songwriter at best. how come everyone's calling him this phenomenal musician if we can't actually listen we have no idea how he was it actually performing music i don't know that they call him a musician they call him a composer true he's like the greatest composer of all time right so he's composed music he uh orchestras played his music he went up there and he orchestrated some of the best ballads of human civilization yeah that's a good question did he ever actually play the music or was he always orchestrated I don't think that matters.

I think he had the music in his fucking brain. He definitely knew about it, but he knew, like, he definitely knows how to play music. He knows every single. He's under the classification as composer, though. Yeah. Tell his fucking guy to kick rocks and then suck my ass all the way out. Don't fucking just like that. I mean, that's a little bit, but yeah, I'll give Frankie.

Thank you. I'm going to, um, just reading his first byline on Wikipedia, which is obviously a fact, uh, was a prolific and influential composer of the classical period. So even his first line doesn't say that he was some, you know, Taylor Swift in terms of performer of music. It just says that he composed music, which is true. So Cole, maybe, I guess I'm not fully familiar with the general perception of Mozart, but I do think the first word that comes to mind is composer, not performer, right?

Completely. You're not comparing Mozart's musical ability to Prince's ability to play the guitar and come up with a song. Mozart was able to hear the music. in his brain and know like the symphonies and he would know when to bring in the percussion and went to bring in like you know the the bass and the brass and all that stuff like now now see now you guys got me going down the hill it was probably more strings too at that point but my point is usually get yourself coming down that he is a composer probably the best composer of all

time and then so like i would compare him and john williams yeah you know what i mean more accurate like john williams isn't out there fucking strumming a guitar at msg but he's making the fucking music that we've all come to know and love for our whole lives during movies home along he's composed movie music harry potter yeah i think i think i think that's fair i think that's a good comparison i think john williams is the best composer of all time what star war what year what year do you guys think wolfgang mozart died all right so i won't answer because i pulled up his wikipedia just like rinked so i went on wikipedia too I could be way off.

Frankie Borrelli, you're the only one that is eligible for this trivia question. What year do you think Mozart died? I'm curious just if you can get within a hundred years. A hundred years. I don't think I'm going to be able to get within a thousand. I'd also like to mention right now that Pablo Picasso died in 1973. Stunning. Right.

Always a good one. Always a good one. The best one. I'm trying to think, man. All right. No, I really have. After the moonland. He died after the moonlit.

I'm going to say that Mozart was around. When did he die? Dude, this is bad, man. Just do it. Just jump off the cliff. I don't know if I can. You have a number in there. I know you have a number.

What is it? I don't know, man. I'm going to say, I don't want to do this. Do it. I don't want to do it. 1585. Nope. Fuck.

200 years off. Fuck. Not terrible. Not that bad. Not that bad. I thought you were going to say maybe like 100 BC or something. That was a 191. Fuck.

1791. It was only 35 years old. Well, he was the prodigy, right? He was composing music in when he was like 11 or something. I was going to say 700s too, but I thought that was stupid. I thought like. Right. You just read the Wikipedia page there, Trent?

Because I think we all just read that little snippet of. I don't know that I would have done much better, Frank. I think that's pretty good, actually. Yeah, I was just thinking about like America and like when, America started getting going. I thought maybe like they had already known about Mozart. I don't know. Something about,

I don't know. Where was Mozart born? Rome, I think. Was that right? Yeah. So I pictured like all, I don't know, just that classical time.

I thought that may have been before. 1791. I think you were pretty close. I think you were pretty close. He was born in Austria, Salzburg, Austria, and he ended up dying in Vienna,

which seems like a lovely place. I'd actually like to visit there. Okay. I wonder if you had sausages. Probably. I was going to see how long we were going to let that sit there. Well, I thought Larch might, you know, being the ogre he is, would have had some sort of comment for the Vienna sausages. I know you've had a couple in your time, big boy.

I think everybody's enjoyed a sausage or two in their day. Lardianna sausage, though, is what I'm talking about. Maybe you'll have one with Testy. Maybe you'll have a sausage with Testy. Tony Nutsack? Yeah. You know, warm one up? I know.

You're going through this juice cleanse now. I'm curious if it is a result of your public order of bagels recently, which I would not mind if you walked the listeners through because I do think one of their favorite recurring segments is what you ate for a meal. And I was, it was grotesque what I saw you post of your bagel order the other day. I'll recount it, but that is part of why I'm on this five-day, juice cleanse that is an absolute bender. I will say after day one you feel your body just suck in. But yeah, Friday morning. So I had to be down in Philadelphia Thursday and then Friday I had to be

up in kind of like northwestern New Jersey. So it was like a 10 a.m. meeting woke up and had a friend in Princeton. So we had like beers and wings that Thursday night. Woke up. Went to this bagel shop. Got my first bagel. Everything bagel. Toasted the cream cheese, scalyan cream cheese. phenomenal. And I was ordering and sitting not five feet away from the cashier. So he was just looking at me like, I'm crazy. So eat that. I was like, ooh, that was really good bagel. Then go back up, get a toasted everything bagel. And these bagels were thick. They were good bagels. Go back up, get a bacon and egg sandwich on an everything bagel. And I'm looking around and I'm like, man, I'm still, I could have another one.

So then I go back up and the cashier is like what like what like what like what like what like what like what like what is going on. Another one. You need a digestive pill. And then I go back up and I get a pork rolling egg on a everything bagel toasted again. Slam that thing down and then hoof it on out there. I wish I think it was knock bagel shot. Something in Princeton. They were absolutely phenomenal thick bagels.

Were you there for 45 minutes? Like how long were you at this bagel shop? Yeah. probably 30 to 35 minutes, something like that, 30 to 40 minutes, something like that. And it was kind of funny because the gal that would bring the sandwiches from out back kept shouting Ben. And she was like, you again? Like, what is going on out there?

So anyway, stuff those things down, had a coffee, did it. This was like, you know, an air and VR demo for an agency. And then it was driving back to where I live in New Jersey and stuffed a gigantic, sub from Wawa. The biggest one that they got with a large Pepsi and then close my day out with probably six to

seven slices and six to seven garlic puffs. So it was a bread filled. How are you not 500 pounds? And I say that with all the respect in the world for you. But that's just, that is the diet of a man.

They should have to cut his apartment door open to be a larger size. to get him out of it. Like that's, I mean, and I was a big day. It was a big day. And honestly,

that piece, I was like still hungry when we're eating pizza. There was nothing. It was just kind of a, hey, we had, I don't know,

a couple people there and we probably got three or four pies with two orders of puffs. Two orders. Shout out plays vows, really good puffs. Menus kind of changed,

but still pretty good. Is there a possibility that you have a tapeworm? I mean, anything's possible. I will say, this juice cleanse is knocking me on my ass.

You're not in a dead way, bro. You're acting like this guy's a fucking thin as a rail. But do you not agree? He's fucking huge, man. It's like 6'5-270 pounds. He's fucking nasty. Yeah, but all right.

If you, I think if you presented, actually, we should do this. If you presented that daily intake of calories to a doctor or a nutritionist, say, guess how much this guy weighs? I think they say four bills. Yeah, easy, but he's fucking. Well, if he was 5 foot 8, he'd be four

bills. Yeah, it'd be a mess. But I will say, I move around a little bit. I mean, I'm not like super active, but I'm not just sitting there. I don't think that's how that works. But yeah, if you shrunk me, I'd be, I'd be wide as a door away.

If you shrunk him, he would just look fatter, but he'd still be 270. I think the mass would just make him fatter, man. I really do. I think being taller, there's something about, it's almost like with our golf bags when you lay them down sideways or as opposed to standing up, something about

something about it being the weight distribution of being smaller bowling ball. You're just fatter. It's more dense. Yeah. I'd be a plug. I'll tell you that.

You shrunk me down to sub six feet. I would be an absolute plug. A bottle it around. Dude, there's a cream cheese shortage right now. Like, I think in New York City. Yeah, there is. It's probably, you're probably half the reason for that.

It's not the supply chain. It's lurch. You got these bagel shop owners outside crying with their families being like, we just can't stop this guy. He just keeps coming in. This guy's severance was just here. I don't know what happened. God.

Please. So actually I've heard, though, it's less about the cream cheese being the shortage and more about the packaging that's the shortage that's creating the issue. No, it actually just can't deliver. They just said it straight to your place, man. Just cut out the middle. That's fine. I'll suck that down. The other thing, though, so with this juice cleanse, everybody knows that dairy's been an issue for me.

And so with this juice cleanse, I'm trying to wash it, just clean out the body, and then stay off the dairy for at least a little bit. I will say my brother and I always take down a pot of cheese fondue for Christmas Eve, and I don't know how I'm not going to do that. We feel a huge pot. A pot? Like, they party smell. You guys just farting and kooking and shitting.

Like extra durable toilets in the severance household. Oh, oh hell in a hand basket. That's absolute sewage up here. Capoom. Caboom! Just after 45 minutes. So for whatever reason, as kids, parents got divorced,

mom would eat like lettuce only. And then for Christmas Eve, we'd get like three to four baguettes, some apples. And then we just make a pot of cheese fondue. And my brother and I would take the whole thing down. So just as I saw him this morning, he was like, so you're just going to, you're still in for the pot of cheese fondue? And I was like, I don't know if I'm in. But there's a good chance that I still stuffed that pot of cheese.

Every week's out. He's like, so I'm going to be a low. This is going to fucking kill us, dude. This is going to murder us. Holy fuck, man. That is just you, you just listing down what you eat makes me laugh so much. It's just so funny. It's so much.

So the juice cleanse is just juice morning, afternoon, night. It's just juice. Yeah. So this first one, I've only had this little juice today. It's got orange, ginger, lemon, chene, oil of oregano. And that's it. And that's what I drink. And then I'll have another juice.

However, I was talking to somebody else and then I was doing a little research. Today, I'm going to even try to wean off the juices and just drink water. Bro, this is torture, though, because you're not like a person who's like, oh, my diet's like, you know, I'd like to tighten it up a little bit. You're going from eating seven bagels a day to then only putting juice in your body. Like that can't be good for you. You need to, you like... Mix in one juice, you know? You need to do something feasible.

You do this extreme thing that will never stick. You need to like make a feasible adjustment that you can continue for the rest of your life. Right, because I used to be in a similar boat where my diet would be horrible. And then I would go instantly, I'd go cold turkey to no carbs. And I was miserable. And then I give up on it. If you just, you can't go from one extreme to the other. That's a recipe for failure.

I will say it is crazy Your body, like my body's just looking for that bagel Like a couple days ago I was like oh these things are coming in like hotcakes That we don't even have to like worry about like We know the next meal is not more than like three hours later Right now it's making noises And it's making sounds

That it's trying to find Oh yeah, it's super pissed That there's just not 5,000 galleries coming in every couple hours It's like the engine of one of those trains or you keep feeding the cold into it. Right. You know?

Yeah. Your fire's starting to burn out right now. Yeah, you're like the bottom of the Titanic when they go through that scene where the guys are just shoveling it in there to keep those fucking things jerse. That's your body. You got none of that going in right now. What do you think the most calories you've had in a day is? I don't, dude, honestly, that's one thing that I've always been. Five figures?

Is it five? Is it five? So do it. Like, what's three bagels? A foot long? More like a, like, probably a, probably a. foot and a half long sub and then call it six slices and six puffs was the day. My fitness pal.

I mean, it's probably high, but like I don't even think that's like my biggest day. You know what I mean? Like there's been other days out there where it just been knocking them back all day. Have you ever been to a chow or something like that, Lurch? No. Like a Brazilian steakhouse? No, I haven't. I mean, like one day at lunch when I was working at Oracle, I had three chippoor.

Polte-Lay burritos, just in a city. Holy fun. I mean, that's a lot in itself. I don't know what that is, but those burritos are big. All right. Let's say you had about, you had about 2,000 calories worth of bagels. Okay. That's a lot of babies.

A normal daily intake of a whole day for a normal human being. Then you had a foot long, what? I had a foot long, like, I had the biggest sub-wawa can give you. biggest chicken salad sub they can get it with like dressing on it and the whole not like everything oh yeah the whole thing also picturing that's how you ordered it as soon as you walked in like i just want the biggest one you got and then i went over and got just the biggest coca-cola cup they could give you which was just so you got to think that's another 1500 to 2000 right there yep then you were eating these garlic knots you ate like a dozen of them is that what you said no no i had like six or six or six or six I was Joker my brother. I was like, yeah, I think we went seven for seven. Seven puffs. They're like, they're probably the big as like,

if Frankie made a little fist with his hand, that would probably be, I guess they're probably half his fist or something. Maybe like two thirds his fist. And then, and then, yeah, on top of that, I had seven slices.

So seven slices of pizza is like, that's around 2,000 more calories, somewhere pep. 2,000, seven slices? I bet you were in the six to seven. thousand calories that day range. Yeah.

Yeah. That's like what they have. What does that equate to pounds? Like I don't even know like what are we even talking about. Like yeah, calories great. But like. But like think about how unhealthy people say a Big Mac is. A Big Mac's only 560 calories compared to you ate 6,000.

Yeah, but I think that's some like bad food in there too. You know what I mean? That's like processed. You get six slices of pizza. Like you eat fucking celery. I mean, dude, yeah, and so anyways, it's so good. My really good buddy, he just moved back. He was down in actually Columbia.

Jersey sports fan. If you remember that guy, Basil. He popped up on Barstall. Yeah. So he moved back, and his wife is from Columbia. And her English is kind of like, it's not perfect yet. And she was taking a walk with my brother's wife the other day. And they were just talking, and, like, my brother's wife was talking about the Jews

cleanse that we're both doing. because he's on it as well. And she couldn't find the word for what my brother and I need to, like, work on and change. And so the word she came up with was emotions. She was like, they just have to work on their emotions around food. And it's like, honestly, it might be the perfect word for it. So my brother and I were sitting around last night and we're like, dude, we have to have like more fun than just thinking about like,

what are we going to like shove down her mouths in the next hour? So, I mean, three weeks out, your brother is like trying to get you emotionally prepared for this pot of cheese that you guys are just going to eat on Christmas Eve. Yeah, it's a pot. It's like probably, it's probably as like deep as a Bushnell speaker. So like, I would say eight to ten inches deep. And then, yeah, just a standard pot whip. And with that thing, just stuffed with cheese and wine. There's this comedian called, his name is John Panetti or Pondi.

Panette. He passed away, but one of his big stand-up routines was going to the Chinese buffet. And I just, after listening to this, everyone should just go search this guy's bit about the Chinese buffet and how, like, the owner refused to have him come back anymore because he essentially used it as like a casino where he just kept saying, hit me. Like, he just keep going up there and just hit me again. It's so lurch. And the way that this guy delivered it was amazing. He was a very, very funny comedian, but that just reminded me. I could see him. at the bagel shop just walking up there and then begging him to just stop ordering food you know what I mean so yeah go look that up it's very very funny stand-up routine uh shady rays so I have the um

I have the two winners by the way of the uh three nights day pinehurst home I'm gonna announce them after we talk about shady rays I I'm looking all right I don't have any of my shady rays in my apartment they're all in my car or my golf bag because I use them every time I leave um the apartment I have like four pair uh which is an unbelievable deal if you don't know about Shady Raised deal. You can get two or more pair at 50% off at Shaddyraise.com if you use the code for. So you can get two pair or pairs for $48. I have to ask you a question. Somebody tweeted at me. They get very annoyed when I say pair and not pairs because the ad copy says pairs. But I was under the interpretation that pair is a, the plural of pair is one of those like, one of the words,

where you don't put an S on it, like deer. You don't say dears. I was under the impression you don't say pairs. Do you say pairs? Shout out to all the pairs. I would say that Rick Ross clip. I would definitely have seen it. I would say that you would,

I would pluralize pairs because when you talk about a pair of sunglasses, that's one set of sunglasses, right? Or am I wrong? You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Like if you, if I ask you like, hey, you got a pair of sunglasses I could borrow. Which I've never understood.

You would bring out one unit of sunglasses. I've never understood that. never understood a pair of pants either. That's an interesting one. Never understood a pair of pants. Yeah, because you got two legs, you got two, like, it's all one pants. Right, right, right, right.

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You're actually getting two socks. No, I know, but that's not even the crux of the discussion is do you just add an S to the word pair? If you have five pair, would you say pairs or pair of anything? I think in the example that you originally were talking about with sunglasses, is I would pluralize pair. All right. Shady Rays also provides 10 meals to fight hunger in America with every order placed and have donated over 20 million meals to date. They have the best warranty in the game.

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I went through the Facebook group. He posted a little thing in our Facebook group. I think we have three or four thousand people in there. So if you're not in there, there's a nice little discussion about golf and the podcast that goes on in there. So listening to the latest pod, guys are talking about golf coverage and getting to the point being able to see any golfer you want no matter where they are in the field. Does anyone know if the tour would allow individual players to hire their own media person whose only job would be to live stream their golf? It may not be the same as the fancy cameras and network television, but you can make it work if the tour would allow it.

And then there's a few different responses and people went through. I would imagine it's similar to any issue that we've run into, which is that the tour is incredibly protective of anything that gets personally. broadcasted, which is really not even the TOR's problem, but the TOR, you know, licenses their broadcasting and their network coverage and all that to these corporations, these media conglomerates that put on obviously the coverage that we watch. And those companies pay an enormous amount of money for that. And what comes with that is basically an umbrella covering all PGA tour media, which is why we don't go to many tour events, because the USGA, the PGA of America.

They put on basically one or a few big tournaments a year. That's it. And they're a lot more lenient when it comes to us putting out videos and coverage and doing the bullshit that we do. Whereas the PGA tour, because they do 40-some-out events throughout the year, they sell that to NBC, CBS, et cetera. They pay an enormous amount and then everything is incredibly protected. So I don't think if Kevin Kisner wanted his guy B-Robbs,

who came up with the finger tracer to just be out there and do live streams of him playing around a golf and put it on his own, I don't think he could do that in a similar way that. that, you know, Jake Owen doesn't own his own music and can't really determine when you can play it and all that. Probably pretty similar where Kevin Kisner doesn't even own the rights to him playing golf on camera.

It is similar, but... Certainly not on those weekends. Bless you, Frank. He has no... Was that a sneeze? That was the daintiest little thing. It sounded like a mouse. That was like a mouse sneeze. Pretty loud in here, actually. I think he got away from the mic.

Yeah. Dude, when I've been sneezing, it's been hurting my back. I don't know if that's something bad. That's old age. Jake, on the show, play that. But play that back for the listeners out there, that little sneeze from Frankie. It came through really dainty for us, for some reason. This guy's email actually made me think about something.

And the idea would certainly violate the things that you just explained rigs. But do you any of you guys have the Citizen app? Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're talking about Axon citizens? I don't know. But all I know is the app of my phone is it, It basically, it alerts you when there's some sort of criminal activity going around in your area.

And it'll like, it'll say there's a robbery happening on 47th Street or whatever. And then it gives you the option, like if there's a fire, people who are near that fire can go live. And you can do live look ins to like what is actually happening at the fire. It's an interesting app. Sometimes it'll drive you a little crazy because it basically tells you about all the bad stuff that's going on around you. I don't want that. I understand. I understand.

I understand, but my point is, what if they just crowdsourced PJ tour players who are not on the main coverage with people who are watching? That's pretty cool. So if you're on a hole where it's not on the TV coverage, but there's someone there's someone there who's watching, you could go to an app and say,

you know, Johnny is on the seventh hole with this golfer, he's live, you can click it there and somehow give you the updates on what shot it is, where he's out on the hole. Then it wouldn't be on, because last time, last episode we talked about how it's the manpower, it's the money, it's, that's what it takes, and that's what's in the way of all this happening? What if you just put it in the fan's hands?

And if there's people out there watching, give us the opportunity for them to live stream and we can watch it there. Then Johnny, like, shows his cock and then it's all over. I understand. I understand that there's, no, there's issues with it for sure. But what I'm saying is it takes the manpower aspect away from it. Johnny's like, oh, here's Kevin Gizzar about the hit a shot. Just kidding. I'm jerking my weeness now.

It's like, oh, fuck. I understand. And it's good to have people like, You know, we got to troubleshoot these things. You have to. But I mean, but you understand what I'm saying? That'd be a one way to do it. I like the idea.

I think we are not the sharpest tools in the shed on this show. I think people know that. It's very clear, especially if you listen. That's one of the better ideas I think I've heard, Trent. Yeah, that's a really good idea. People were there. They've got the phone. It's almost like Uber.

People were already driving cars around. Why not fucking pick people up and make money off? People were already there with their phones out all the time. every photo we see of Tiger, people got their phones out. Why not, you know, tap into that and have a little bit of coverage from the folks out there. Obviously, we might have to have some sort of monitor out there. So Johnny's cock isn't the first thing that you see when you tune in to watch, you know, kids try to get up and down. But I kind of like the idea a lot.

It's a good one. Okay. You make each, like the people that sign up for the app have to be verified users where it's like their name and their telephone number so that they don't walk around with their weaness out because if they do, then they're just going to get caught. They'll get arrested. They'll get arrested. Why are you saying weanus? Are you marrying the two? I don't know.

Testy put us on a weird kind of run this whole show, honestly. Dude, I cannot wait to meet Tony Nutsack. I mean, it's going to be a good time. I have my winners. I forgot. So, again, these are folks who bought 100 plus dollars worth of four play, Barstall golf merchandise on top of one. This is a huge winner, by the way.

Like, this, you're giving them a piner's trip. This is a serious. Two winners. we get two different winners. Each one is going to get three nights stay in a four-bedroom, four-bathroom home in Pinehurst, North Carolina, great spot. We have two winners.

Again, we're going to contact these folks via email in the next couple of days, but I'm going to wait so that we get the drama and the drum roll, which I hope they're playing right now. I hope you're playing it like Frankie wanted you to. Our little composer boy, Frankie himself, knows how to build the drama. So do that now, and we have two winners

who we, again, are going to contact, but you are finding out right now. We have Brock Leatherman, who was from the great state of Ohio. Had a couple tough weeks if you're from the great state of Ohio in your eyes. But now you get a little bit of holiday cheer, Christmas present, from me to you, from us to you. Brock Leatherman from Ohio. And then we have Zach Haley, or H-A-I-L-E.

I don't know exactly how you pronounce that. From Winston-Salem, North Carolina, so relatively local. Those are our two winners, Brock and Zach. Congratulations to you. You will coordinate directly with me. I'll get you set up. You get three nights. You bring really whoever the fuck you want.

I don't care. You earned it. You support us. Stay in and day out with your wallet. You're hard earned money. So we are happy to repay you with a lovely trip and a three-night stay. So we're going to reach out to you. Brock, Zach.

Congratulations. Those are our winners. All right. That's fantastic. Congrats to them. And thank you for buying our merchandise. Very, very, very nice. Carter says, this is on Facebook as well.

can you all think of a solid Christmas gift for $75 or less? And this is a tough one, obviously, because golf has gotten so expensive. Clubs are really expensive. Balls are really expensive. I saw quite a few different answers. This is posted on Facebook. You can always go with like a dozen, you know, nice golf balls and a couple golf gloves. That's easy.

I think a head cover is a really good one. Like a nice head cover sticks with somebody that pretty much on their back. for years until they lose it and it becomes kind of the face of your golf bag you only have three or four head covers you got a putter you got a driver you got a three wood maybe you use another hybrid or something like that so i think a good cool head cover is a really good one um and then i do think and this isn't even an ad i don't even think they'd pay for the ads anymore but the bushnell wingman that thing i think it's over it's like 100 120 or something like that depending on where you go so it's not under 75 but it's in the ballpark that thing's a phenomenal gift that thing i use that all the time

That Bushnell wingman's awesome. I'm not sure if you guys can really think of anything else under the $75. I would echo with the wingman because it's not just a golf gift. You bring that, I brought that to a bachelor party. And the idea of the magnet being able to go wherever it can stick to, we brought it out to the pool, we brought it into the kitchen, everywhere. And it's the best, it's the best quality sound that you can get for the price. It's crazy.

And then it also happens to have all the golf capabilities as well. So that's a good call. It's definitely a little bit more expensive than 75, but totally worth it for a gift. I'm trying to think of anything else. I don't know. This hoodie that I'm wearing? Yeah.

We love golf hoodies, whether it's barstool golf ones or ones from golf courses. Like, for me, buying golf-related things that I can wear, whether it's to the office or to the bar, that stuff for me is awesome. To be able to bring the golf courses and golf brands

off the golf course. Breaking news. I got breaking news. Oh shit Tiger Woods is committed to the PNC Championship in Orlando where he and his son Charlie will compete in a week and a half in the team event

Hell Yes We're just back Let's go We're going to get Tiger Woods playing golf on television next weekend I mean we On the last episode I think we all said it was 100% chance it was going to happen

But even now I'm even more excited than I thought I was going to be Bro. That's amazing. That is. So you're telling me this guy didn't miss one PNC from last year? Nope. No.

Holy fuck. What a year it's been. What a year it's been. You didn't miss the PNC from year over year. That is so incredible. Just didn't miss it. Roll off a fucking cliff. Almost killed himself.

The crash happened a couple months after the PNC. Bro, this is so impressive. When was the exact date of the Tiger Woods crash? February like 20 something. I want to say. That is incredibly impressive that this guy hasn't missed PNC. He went PNC to PNC with a life-altering, almost life-ending accident in the middle. The jaws of life picked him out of there.

It's crazy. That's amazing. Really impressive and very cool. Now, T-Dady, you were, I want to say, were you 60 or 70% but then went up to almost 90% for Augusta? What do you think now? I don't know if it really changes anything for me. No, me either. I think I, I mean, I will.

Really? Well, I mean, what was that at last show? 95% after we talked it through. So I think I'm pretty much in the same boat. Because there's always the chance he just doesn't play. And, you know, he decides he's not ready or whatever. But, I mean, the overwhelming opinion I would imagine is that he's going to play at Augusta. Yeah, I think so.

I mean, it's just very exciting. He's going to have a tea in the ground here in just two weeks. I mean, we're going to be watching him hit like irons into greens and having big putts and high-fiving with Charlie and just they're going to come out in the red and black again on Sunday. The whole thing is just, it's just going to happen next week. I just need to make it to next weekend now. He played the PNC. I need to witness this on television. He played the PNC almost died and is playing the PNC again.

He didn't miss it. He's like, he's just there in the record book. It's just going to be that he played every year that during this stretch. he was just there and played golf with his son. So I tweeted out yesterday, Will Tiger Woods play in the 2022 Masters, and it got 4,300 votes, 53% yes, that he will play in the Masters, 47% saying no. So, I mean, it's pretty close to 50-50 for the general public.

That's a lot of votes from golf fans on our Twitter. I thought the number for yes would be higher. Yeah, same. It's a little close to 50-50-50. that motherfucker's playing the Masters I'm sorry he's playing the Masters tournament how is he not going to play the Masters tournament

they got the Walrus fucking plays the Masters and you're telling me Tiger Woods who just won the tournament two years ago is not going to is not going to play in the Masters tournament he's playing this weekend He doesn't want to be embarrassed man

It's all about how people perceive him if he doesn't think that he can compete he's not going to play in it He's only going to play when he thinks he can win This PNC is a good step though Yeah but also he's driving the cart he's hitting the shots of charlie getting back out there in front of this is all about charlie let's not forget about this this is the reason why he's doing that tiger woods

the tiger woods killer assassin winning tournament after tournament every single week is not worrying about playing golf at the p and see with his son like you know what i mean like this is a new tiger woods that is doing this for his son to get out there and have fun and show the world their relationship and how good his son is and like it's a it's a memory thing this has nothing to do with his or him trying to win tournaments. Let's just, that's a fact. I think that's wrong. Frankie,

the guy was sneaking over to the back of the driving range all week to hit balls. Like he wasn't doing that so that Charlie Woods would just think that he looks cool on TV. He's doing that because he wants to hit good golf shots when he does play next week. You're right that it's a part of it for sure. But to say that it has nothing to do with his, you know, reemergence onto the tour to potentially, you know, compete that. He's not living in a vacuum. But then my argument would be like, why didn't he play in the hero then? I think the only reason he's playing in a tournament

is because it's with his son. It's definitely a huge part of it. I think it's the only part of it. If the Honda Classic was next week, he would not be playing it. If he wasn't a father, he's not playing in this tournament. Also, if it was just any other, if the PNC was not next week, he would not be playing in the tournament that's next week. Or whatever it is.

But my point is like, if the PNC were a month after the car accident, like I don't think he'd be out there just putting with one hand. Like, he has to be at a certain level, I think, to play. So I think both things can be true at the same time. But you are right. Like if it weren't for Charlie, if his son was just like not that into golf and was like, yeah, sure, if you want to do it kind of like fine, whatever Tiger wouldn't be playing. But I do agree that like Charlie being so into golf, he's doing it more for Charlie, I guess I would say,

than he is for Tiger. I'm not saying that he's not coming back. I think he's absolutely going to be playing in PGA tournaments. I'm just saying that you guys were taking what's happening. at the PNC and then raising your numbers about the Masters. And I'm saying that I don't think that there's any correlation between the two about his actual ability to play golf. I think the only reason he's playing is because of Charlie.

And the reason for that is because he didn't play in the hero. He won't play in any other tournaments until the Masters. And this isn't even a real tournament. He could never play in the PGA tour ever again and still playing every PNC for the rest of the time. You know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. They're not correlated at all.

To be fair, I said, earlier that this doesn't change my number for Augusta at all, I don't think. It's, it's oddly the perfect situation, especially for an argument like this, where it's like, it's, it's not a real tournament. It's not like he's ready to play at the Masters right now, but it allows him to get out there because he's playing with Charlie. It's a pretty relaxed environment. It's not like a, you know, a real event. So I think it's, it works in both ways. Wow. I'm fucking excited. This is so exciting. I'm fucking excited. I just got to hit golf shots. I'll tell you that.

It all makes sense now, too. Like the driving range stuff just makes sense. Like he fucking knew he was playing. He wanted to, he has a tight window. He doesn't have a ton of time to get ready. He's going to put his game on television. And, and this motherfucker wants to win. Like, do you know how cool it would be of him and Charlie win this event?

Dude, I'm really excited to see Charlie play. Yeah. Really excited. Because, like, in that last year, has he gotten even, I mean, he was throwing darts a year ago. Like, now, not to say everybody plays great every day, but like, It will be fun just to see Charlie in terms of like, did his body mature, you know what I mean? Right. Because he looked bigger, stronger.

At that age, things change fast. Like, you're 11 to 12 is different than 23 to 24. Like, you're just, you're going through a lot more. So it'll be interesting to see where his game's at. I can't, I mean, this is just so awesome. It's so awesome. We're going to watch the woods is play golf next weekend together. They're going to be fist pumping.

They're going to be reading putts together. Incredible. It's just like, it's just going to happen. It will be fun. funny how many t shots remember last year like he'd be like charlie you hit first and then like if it was a good one he would just walk up it'd be funny if that's just every time just like dude it's almost cat he was just going like this right charlie was just going like this thumbs up dad right maybe tiger just kind of four caddies for charlie next weekend it's just a way to enter the tournament and he

takes like four swings all week well say the coverage needs to be on point man if they better be scurrying around figuring out how every single swing of every single swing of every single fucking day is filmed on this guy. They fucked that up last year, didn't they? Yep. Pretty sure they did. Okay. Simply safe.

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It's just hard to digest everything right now. It's hard to imagine Tiger Woods playing a golf tournament next week with his son hitting shots. We're going to be able to break it down. We're going to see his swing speed. Is he hitting the ball 220 off the tee? Is he hitting it, you know, $290? Is he not even hitting driver?

Is he just watching Charlie hit driver? Is he hitting stingers? Is he flighting it? I don't know. I don't know what to expect. I don't know what's going on. Is he going to hole out? Is his short game going to be dialed in?

The whole thing is going to be, it's just going to happen. We get to witness it. We get to watch it. We get to consume Tiger Woods playing golf again on television. It's a crazy time to be alive. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas is right. Right before fucking Christmas we get to watch.

Merry fucking Christmas. Holy shit. What the hell are we supposed to talk about now? We're going to talk about fucking Tom and his question about the golf or a golf gift. I'm sure this question sucks. Read the question. Oh, actually, this is a good one. This is very relevant.

Tom, sorry to throw you on the bus there, pal. Tom, whenever I think of Tom, I think of a succession of that show. Wham's games? I don't like Tom. You don't like Tom? Would you? I don't like any of the characters, to be honest. All right.

I think that's fair, but if you, like, you, they have comedic value, Tom. Yeah. No, no. I, I say I don't like, find it easy to root for any of the characters, but I enjoy them as television characters, certainly. But I don't, you know, almost every show I watch, there's like someone that you genuinely like and you hope good things happen to them. Succession, I don't actually like any of the character.

I would say the only person I genuinely like in that show is Tom. I hope for his success. You don't like Greg? They've made Greg to Greg in this season. Yeah, you pointed that out to me and I can't not pay attention to it. They've just, they read way too many of the, of the tabloids about why people like succession,

and then they wrote in all of those things into this season. Like, oh, I love how Greg is like so quirky, and he's like, neurotic. Neurotic. And one of the, like, one of the young kids that have gotten thrown into this crazy world, and he can't finish a sentence. And now he literally can't finish a sentence.

any scene that he's in in season three. That's true. At one point he literally says on this thing on the internet they have a couple people that are doing this thing on Twitter and you're just like what? You know what the internet

is dude? What are you talking about? You don't know how to read a tweet? I agree with you. If you go back and watch the first season of Greg and second season he's just very naturally Greg. And I guess that's problem with all these shows that gain popularity.

You know what I mean? Right. It's like you know, seven seasons into Seinfeld when Kramer came to the door, people are clapping. They're like, yeah, right, Kramer's coming through the door. Right, exactly. It just happens. When you have a popular show like that, they're going to play up the popular stuff. So, but I agree,

Riggs, you are right. They're all pretty bad people, but some of them are fun. Yeah, they just kind of suck. You know, anyways, Tom Tom says, would you rather have Have Charlie Woods be the youngest player to ever win the Masters or have Tiger Woods be the oldest? Tiger Woods.

Both, but Tiger. There's something about because, all right, so if Charlie becomes the youngest to win it, now we're talking empires. Yeah, you're talking empires, but I think you can have both without Charlie winning, being the youngest. I think you have Tiger finish off his story. We're not done with Tiger yet. He needs to finish off his storyline, regardless of what happens to Charlie Wood. because if he doesn't finish off his storyline,

the empire is not as big as it should be. No, I think Tiger and I love him, and I hope he wins another one, I hope he is the oldest. But he has set a legacy that is going to be, it will not be tarnished whether or not he wins one again. But it'd be that much better. But it is pretty good right now.

It's not bad. But if Charlie ends up winning as the youngest, then it's a, we were talking, a surefire empire. Right. Because then he's done it before anyone else. was able to do it. And now the expectations are there and he is rising to the occasion. My original instinct was Tiger for obvious reasons. But the more I thought about it to what Trent's

saying, if Charlie Woods wins and is the youngest player to ever win the Masters, we are now guaranteed another 30 years of at least additions to and way more chapters and pages in the book of the Woods family's involvement and domination in the world of golf, whereas if Tiger Woods wins is the oldest, that could be it. That could be like the last page and the last chapter.

Whereas we are just, if Charlie Woods wins the masters at like age 19 or 18 or whatever, we are just guaranteed like, we're doing it all over again, basically. And I don't know how you can say no to that. Right. Like if Charlie wins as the youngest,

then there will be kids who will grow up and say, oh, I didn't know Charlie had a dad. Charlie, his dad's Tiger, who? They're like, we're more focused on Charlie because Charlie is now happening and he is the best golfer on the planet and he is winning these tournaments at ages when he's not supposed to. And now he is the, he's the head of the family. And I, passing that on would be so cool to watch. I want to switch my answer to Charlie. I think it's Charlie.

I think the answer is Charlie. It would be fucking awesome. Lurch, are you on the Charlie train? No, I'm still Tiger. All right. You're an idiot. Well, Tiger's just like the legend of our childhood. So like I just root for more and more of his success.

I think that as you get older, you think like I'm not as into, you know, players as much as I was, you know, as a kid. And so like I just want Tiger to be of my generation and to win as many tournaments as he physically can before he retires. I love Charlie. I'm rooting for him. But like Tiger's Tiger to me and Charlie will be, you know, just he'll not. never be that, I think, in my eyes. Yes, it will be awesome to watch him, but I root for every ounce of Tiger Woods' success. Yeah, I mean, I apologize for calling you an idiot because it's hard to say that that's a wrong answer. But I just don't know how you say no to just another

generation of what Tiger Woods did, and he would be involved in Charlie. It'd just be really, really cool. But the best part is that both of them are playing together next weekend, and we get to just witness that as fans of the game, fans of being alive on planet earth and that that's going to just happen like that hasn't happened yet and it's going to happen it's very exciting gentlemen very exciting it's a little christmas gift we're in the christmas spirit here um i think that's all i need that's all i have that's all i want to in the show on it's been a very good it's been a great show christmas we've been giving out uh winters sweepstakes stuff and then all of a sudden we were given a winner by god himself who just allowed us to

witness tiger woods play golf on television again something many of us many people thought worried we're scared would never ever ever happen is going to happen without tiger missing a single p and c championship it's very exciting another reminder that one of the most underrated christmas movies of this season is four christmases give it a watch it's on hb o max fucking did we talk about that the other day frankie we talked about it last year i was watching that i thought maybe you said you brought it we definitely brought up last season but maybe you said you you watched it recently okay but yeah fantastic movie Honestly, starts much better than it closes in my eyes, but the first, if it's an hour and a half long, the first hour is off the charts, good.

Yeah, I mean, Vince Vaughn is, he's a superhero. I mean, his comedic prowess is off the charts, and it's a must watch all the way through. Yeah, and I need deodorants. I got to get out of here. I got to go downstairs and get some. Watch the bandons, episode two. Yeah, tonight. Yep.

Pacific Dunes I play well there man I want everyone off my back after this one People were being mean after the first one I fucking I brought it to Pacific Dunes And there's no better feeling than bringing it At an all-time golf course Which I don't think I ever had

None And it was a good feeling to finally have it Every time I played fucking Pebble Beach I've shot the bed On the 7th Hall at Pebble Beach I just can't get that ball off the T-box I just dribble it right off the T-box I just always right it below your feet

It just chunks it right off the fucking T Eighthole, though. How about the eighth hole at Pebble Beach? A couple pros would take that. A lot of pros would take that. Three wood to the end of the fairway. Six iron into the wind, left to right, back at the green, missed the putt, but you tap him for a par?

Are you kidding me? Take that every day of the week. YouTube. 8 p.m. Eastern tonight, you can catch up on the first episode if you missed it, which is banned in trails. We got Pacific Dunes. We're going to keep rolling them out so you don't want to miss any of them. Check it out tonight.

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The listener, yeah, they have to. Yep. Go, right when we're about that in five seconds. I want to do that unsubscribe, resubscribe thing and five stars on our podcast because I see all the other podcasts, like part of my take, they do it. And they get these huge pushes. to shoot them up the ranking, shoot them up the charts,

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Every fucking show. After you listen to one of our shows, if you're, if you're one of the champion listeners of this podcast, at the end of each show, you should unsubscribe, resubscribe five stars each time.

You know what I mean? It should be a fucking routine. I mean, the best podcast on the planet right next door, I can hear them fucking recording. They do it every show. Yeah.

Part of my take. They're smart. They're smart people. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's a good idea. Yeah. I mean,

fucking let's do it. Let's get people out there. Please subscribe. Unsubscribe, subscribe. five stars and like frankly said you can write whatever you want i don't care what you like frankie trent lurch totally we've never really asked about that and it's all we have really good numbers and we have good like chart numbers and and five stars and the whole thing and that's just people genuinely rating us with us never fucking asking for it now we're trying to we're trying

to change the game on our end where we're trying to force you to do that so it should be even more yeah i like it should be even better it's a good idea let's see if you listen to me and you made an impact. I want to see if we see a difference from week over week. Free TVs, reviews. We got, you know, we just got a lot of requests. I do need a TV. I need a couch. I'm here in the supply chain problem with the couches. Bro, people tell me I have to wait nine months for a couch. That's unacceptable. So someone's got to talk to me about that. Let's, let's have a great weekend, everyone. You know, let's just, let's power through.

Let's really have a good weekend. Let's be excited that, you know, we've been giving these great gifts for Christmas, which is Tiger and Charlie Woods coming up and many other things. We'll be back on Tuesday. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.