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Episode Date: April 25, 2019

A family actually tried to swindle Augusta National by reselling tickets. What a bunch of idiots. We take a bunch of From The Galleries and discuss Michelle Wie, if Sergio's actually happy for Tiger, and a former MLB'er claiming he played 420 holes in 24 hours!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

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Let's do this. Welcome back, ladies gentlemen. Second show of the week. Kind of a weird time of the schedule, to be honest. We got the RBC Heritage was last week. Now we got this very classic, which is the team event. It feels like, still kind of feels like the only thing that could possibly live up to anything is major championship golf. So we're just kind of in a weird, I don't know, we're in a weird place.

I would say we're still suffering from the Masters hangover. which wasn't really a hangover. That seems like a negative thing. But it definitely feels like we're still in the shadow of the Masters. Yeah, I mean, anytime I see a clip or a picture or a highlight from the Zurich or from RBC Heritage, I just exit out of that and I just go to Tiger Highlights for something. Yeah. Yeah.

He almost ruined this year of golf because now we have, he's set the bar so high of expectations that, I mean, you think I can ever watch Zach Johnson play at the Zurich Classic? Why are you going to do that? I'm just saying it's like the most boring comparison I can possibly think of. That's the point. Zach Johnson playing at the Zyrr Classic is the exact opposite of Tiger Woods winning the Massachusetts. I need you,

out of respect for me, I need you to fill in a different name for those, for those times that you do that. It's a great point. I mean, how the fuck are we supposed to care about Zach Johnson doing anything? It's crazy. Happened again.

For the rest of the year, Zach Johnson's of the world, going out in New Orleans, they're down in Harbor Town. Are you fucking kidding me? Nice golf courses. Nice golf courses. Great tournaments.

Fine. Listen, maybe another year I would have been into it. But like, now we've got majors to win. win. We got, I mean, we got history to check. Crazy. We're chasing fucking history. We're back. The chase is not. It's, we're full steam ahead here. We got the big Dick Eldrick out here slinging around in his green jacket with his red mock turtlenecks, the black pants, looking like a goddamn machine, like the Terminator arriving on site to capture the rest of the major championships that he has to capture. And we're talking about Zach Johnson or the Zerk class. It's literally like, it's like every single week. It's the Pro Bowl right before the Super Bowl, like when they did that. Remember it was like, oh, who's the Who the fuck cares about this game? We got the biggest game of the year next week.

Like, oh, great, go playing the fucking pro ball in Hawaii. Go get your, like, hacks in. We got real players playing next week. That's what I'm thinking about every time I watch Azuric Classic and Zach Johnson stepping up to the Tate. That's what I'm thinking about. Now you're doing it up first. You think Jack Johnson's even playing in the Zerk class?

I honestly don't know. Is Zach Johnson playing in the Zerk? I don't think he's even playing in the Zerclis. I'm sitting right here. And I've made a request that you guys stop inserting Zach Johnson's name into those scenarios. Brantznetiker, Matt Coutcher, bring these names up instead. ZJ was just the first name that came to Frankie's mind when he thought incredibly boring golfer

that I don't care about. Two-time major one. He does have an unbelievable. At incredible venues. Unreal. It looks like Johnson will not be participating at TPC Louisiana. Yeah, I'm looking at these. It's a tough break.

Our boy, Kiz is back with his guy, Scott Brown, from the same town, Aiken, South Carolina. a team you got to root for out there. But it is. It's just, it's a weird place to be in. This whole post tiger has won the Masters world. He is, I believe, going to play next week at Quail Hollow. He always plays there. That is a major type course.

That's obviously where JT won his PGA championship, not that long ago, a year and a half ago. So, you know, Quail Hollow is cool. That'll kind of get the juices going. It'll be really, really interesting to see Big Dick Eldrick in the wild after having won the Masters. like playing golf on just a Thursday. Yeah. It's almost, like, if he doesn't, if he doesn't shoot 602, it's like, what happened?

Yeah, is he doing? Obviously, we want to see him play as much as possible. He's healthy. He's winning golf tournaments. But getting the juices flown isn't going to be the same as when we see him tee it up at Bethpage. It's just not going to be the same at Quell Hollow. I can't even, like, so we're obviously going to be out at Bethpage. We talked about it.

We teased it. We were basically just, we're letting you know that we're going to be all over that goddamn golf course that entire state park with five golf courses. Beth Page Black, one of the great courses in America, one of the, maybe the best public course in America. I know there's Pebble. We've got a bunch of others, but Pet Page is up there. It's about as good as it gets.

Watching that guy tee off there as the guy who has won the most recent major championship, as a guy who won the 2002 U.S. Open there is going to be something. With all the New Yorkers, all you crazy lunatic, crusty, Long Islanders out there, Frankie, greasy. Oh, so greasy. Just fucking chirping tiger. It's going to be great. It's going to be absolutely fucking awesome.

All right, we got a bunch of headlines to get to. So let's go through some of these. I want to start with this family. It has been charged for reselling master's tickets. It says four members of a Texas family charged federal crimes where proxy heaters say was a scheme that used stolen identities to get tickets to the masters, then resell those tickets at a healthy profit. This has to be one of the biggest mistakes I've ever heard of somebody making.

Yeah, I was going to say two things. One, biggest mistake anyone could ever make because you know how the Masters operates. And two, this is how the Masters gets this reputation. And I'm glad they threw the hand. Like they threw the book at these people. Oh, yeah. Like if you want to have the reputation and the intimidation factor that Augusta National and the Masters has, you have to take opportunities like this and turn the screws as tightly as you can on the people that try to do these things.

Now, look, these people, right? These people and people like them, they're out there. They're slinging March Madness tickets. They're slinging Super Bowl tickets. They're slinging NHL, playoff tickets, NBA, whatever they want. They're slinging them, no problem. Not a word, not a peep from anybody. The second you start slinging and reselling Augusta National...

Federal charge. Are you fucking kidding me? You're going to, like, Guantanamo Bay for that shit. Things go on the Supreme Court. Those like seven judges that are there for, like... How many judges are there? They're just up there for like until they're dead. There's nine.

And they're just up there forever. They're going to be talking about masters reselling tickets. That's how serious this shit is. Of all the smoke in the world, you don't want Augusta's... the national smoke. I imagine that the Supreme Court justices, when they come out for that hearing, they got green jackets. Oh, yeah. They come out.

They drop the black garbs. They drop all that stuff. They come out with green jackets on. They sit there and they're like, now, you were reselling Masters tickets? You tried to fool? You tried to trick the lottery? The Masters lottery? I hope that in like 20 years in history and law books, that there's a Freeman v. The Masters.

They're like Freeman v. Augusta National. Just a picture of the Supreme Court Paul and Green Jacket sitting there in this poor fucking family from Texas, this family of four. Stephen Michael Freeman of Caddy, Texas just got caught in the fucking shrapnel. If you're Augusta National,

you definitely want to make Supreme Court judges members, right? You just have them in your back pocket. I wouldn't be surprised if all of them are already members. I mean, those guys, they're out there getting to play golf whenever the hell they want. Yeah. And if they're not, that's probably because they voted against the masters in cases like this, where you will be on the side of Augusta National.

You will make sure they get their way. And this family, the poor Freemans, they have no fucking clue what they're going up against. Yeah, you explain it perfectly. These people don't like pick and choose which tickets they sell. They get tickets like basically brought to them. And they're probably in a ticket ring. And someone's like, hey, hey, Stephen, I have these two tickets. Do you want to resell me?

You could probably make like a thousand bucks. He's like, yeah, no problem. And then 10 seconds later, he's in jail. It says the family purchased bulk mailing list to obtain names and addresses of people that were used to create fake accounts for Augustin National's online ticket lottery. According to the court documents, those accounts were submitted with the email address as controlled by Freeman and his relatives. The family would then ask Augusta National to change the address associated with the bogus accounts using false driver's license, false utility bills, and false credit card statements, and the identity of the fake user accounts. we're dealing with full-blown criminals. This isn't some like, oh, I accidentally sold this thing that I had and I didn't know what I was doing.

Oh, yeah. They were taking out fake names and fake addresses. I mean, mess with the bull, you get the horns. Five seconds ago, I just thought they were a part of a ring. No, they are the ring. They are the ring. I didn't, I mean, they're pulling fake names. They're making fake documents.

This is insane. Imagine the balls of these people. They would then ask Augusta National to change the addresses associated with the book. What the fuck are you doing? You're begging Augustin National to come to your goddamn thing. doorstep with a gun and fucking blow your head off. What a bunch of moron. So anyways, these guys, it's not going to end up well for these people.

Absolutely no chance. While we were talking about Tiger a little bit, we get a couple little tidbits from T. Gray, my favorite is from Sergio Garcia. It said, Sergio was trunk slamming early for the second straight year at Augusta, a. He missed a cut, second straight year since winning. That did not stop him from catching a piece of master's history to Sundays ago. Garcia said he was watching along on a TV.

as Tiger Woods captured his fifth green jacket and completed one of the more improbable comebacks in sports history, there's nothing sweeter than the image of Sergio Garcia having to sit down in his living room and his couch flip on TV and be like, I got to watch Tiger with the fucking Masters. And then he drops all these lines. It's nice to see. It's impressive to see someone, even being Tiger, as good as he is, to come back from four back surgeries.

Be totally honest, probably about three years ago. We all didn't know how long he was going to be able to play for because he was struggling to play five tournaments a year, but all the credit in the world to him, Sergei Garcia doesn't mean any of this shit. No, he's saying all the right things because he knows. He didn't expect this day to come, but now he knows he's got to tow a fine line because Tigers is back now, and he's got to be out there with him. The king is back.

The king is back. He's had fun. This is like when you're in recess, and he's been running around playing kickball with all the kids, and they've been playing hopscotch and, like, and they haven't heard the bell yet. They think the teacher, like, forgot about them. and they're just running around free and all of a sudden he just heard that bell ring and he needs to get back to his fucking desk

because the teacher's walking in and it's Tiger Woods. It's like a substitute teacher situation. Oh yeah. The substitute is no longer there. It's now the main teacher is now back and his name is Mr. Woods. Oh. And nobody, nobody has ever been happier

to see Mr. Woods sicking out for a couple days and that substitute teacher in because little Sergio Garcia over here was able to slip himself into a green jacket during that time that fucking Mr. Woods had four back surgeries, a million knee surgeries, all of that. No one's happier.

No one's been rooting more for a body to break down than Sergio Garcia was rooting for Tiger Woods' body to break down. And he got a fucking master's out of it. He doesn't win a Masters of Tigers in there. No chance. Tigers's even in the field. That guy can't win the Masters. You fucking kidding me?

Literally, there's no way. You see what happened to him at the Players' Championship? What was that? 2014? 2014? That year when Sergio and Tiger were in the mix, that was when Sergio made a big stink out of Tiger, air quotes, pulling a club out of his bag and making the crowd.

go while in Sergio's back swing and then Sergio down the stretch he hit two balls in the water on 17 lost the tournament. He pulled out of a club out of his bag. This guy's like out there hitting sand. He's like he's whacking sand and where Saudi Arabia? Yeah. You can tell him he can't handle Saudi Arabian bunkers,

but he can handle Tiger Woods. No, he's proven that he can't handle Tiger Woods. This is a guy kissing the feet of his, you know, his dominant figure in his life. Tiger is the dominant figure in Sergio's life. He stepped on to this. earth, thinking that he could be just like a person, like, and he could fulfill all of his needs.

And then there was a person that, like, just stopped him from doing that. And his name is Tiger Woods. I mean, if you really think about it, right, 2017, Sergio Garcia, wins a masters. Got the green jacket. He's out at Wimbledon with the green jacket. Life is all over the place. He's getting married. Doing great, right?

Now, ever since then, Tiger's back. Missed a cut last year. He made like a 30 on the 15th hole last year. That was an unbelievable clip. On top of that, he's fucking having meltdowns out in Saudi Arabia. he's ripping his cleats across the greens. He's splashing bunkers. I mean, Tiger is having like...

Mr. Woods is back to restore order in the classroom here. Yeah, oh, yeah. No more tantrums on the greens are in bunkers. No, no, no. Sergio's not doing that if Mr. Woods is not doing that if Mr. Woods is back. He doesn't know what's a good putt anymore, like the good, good stuff. He's, he's been all over the place. All over the place.

It's insane. Mr. Woods is just all Sergio's instruments are off when Mr. Woods is back in town. Tiger Woods doesn't allow Sergio to be his peak person. Like, he, like, like, Tiger, Sergio, had a little window to be as peak Sergio as he could be. Got a green jacket. Great. Green jacket got married with all the things.

He was living life. He showed us the highest that Sergio could get. It's just hilarious to think that for all those years, Sergio wasn't allowed to get there because Tiger Woods just existed. He showed us legitimately what would have a master's champion. I could have a great life. If Tiger Woods never existed, he showed us for a brief window what the world could be like for Sergio Garcia.

How many majors does Sergio Garcia have if Tiger Woods never exists? Negative five. I mean, okay, zero. I'll say zero. All right, yeah, fair. That was a little hyperbole. Yeah. You can't have.

Just the math doesn't work out for you to have negative major. That would mean like he won five and then had to give him away. Yeah, which would be awesome. He was like cheating or something. But no, Sergio or Garcia, he doesn't have a green jacket. He doesn't really have anything. And this is just, we've been able to contrast those two worlds. Sergio Garcia's two worlds.

One, a very brief window into what it could have been like if Tiger Woods never existed. Mr. Woods, I guess you could call him, the teacher who's back in town. And then the other one where, you know, Tiger Woods does exist. And Sergio Garcia's entire life just melts down. He's got no clue. He's got to apologize every week. It's a goddamn train wreck. Folks, we have new gloves.

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He won it on Sunday night. They had to play in France on Fridays when the Ryder Cup started. and, you know, everybody's a little fatigue that seemed a little bit ridiculous. So the visionary that he is, he has said, no, no, no. At my tournament, the Hero World Challenge, we will finish on Saturday. He's really banging on all cylinders right now. He's the opposite to just click. Put a green jacket on him and he just starts planning ahead like you wouldn't believe.

Just takes a couple of years for him to just get back into his groove. We said this every single time. We've talked about it for years on this podcast. You just need, you need Tiger to just get back to Tiger. He is Tiger right now. He's Tiger. Right. Everything's clicking.

Everything's working. His brain's firing. His house is giving him everything he needs. Everything is going up. He doesn't have to leave the house. He doesn't have to leave the house. I bet you Tiger Woods, with two back surgeries ago, needed to leave the house. Yeah.

Right now. People were less willing to be like, yeah, I'll go do that. But now he doesn't leave that house. I bet you two surgeries ago, he had to go to Notabigay and, like, tell him things. Now, Notabigay comes to his house. Correct. I mean, Notre Biggie goes around the windows of Tiger's house with the fucking no pat on his hand. Peering in, just writing stuff down.

He's doing the little binoculars thing in the windows. What is he doing in there? What can I report on golf channel? Come on. Give me something. Oh, I saw a shadow and then he writes down. He saw a tiger's shadow heading towards kitchen. Looks to be eating some oatmeal there.

That's good. So I was at Tiger's house over the weekend. I was out front in the lawn. I was able to peer through the window. It looks like he's eating. Tiger has been eating. Looks like he's actually going with more pulp this week because it's actually helping him get through adversity. Which that's the first version of Notas.

And then by the time he's on Golf Channel, he says, Tiger's healthy. He's back to eating correctly. Everything's going well with him. He's injecting vitamin C into vitamin D and C. It's like, no, he's just eating fruit. He has to go back into the little guest house that Tiger allows him to stay in. He has to analyze all of his notes and turn them into real sentences.

How can I make these into things that sound presentable on national TV? To like a real audience. I'm able to actually present. I mean, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I turn on fucking game seven, that Tiger shoot it up and has a hat trick for like to watch the show. You know, he's just, he can't miss. No, he can't. I can't miss.

It's incredible. We've also got, Michelle Wee, I want to talk about Michelle Wee really quickly. Michelle Wee moves the needle. There's really no doubt about that. I don't know what it is. Any time she does anything, her name, her storyline, the headline on any golf website, it's just up near the top. I go on Golf Channel.

com today, like the first story is like Michelle Wee says she's going to, quote, take some time away from golf. I click on it. I got to read about it. I don't know what it is. She just kind of moves the needle. She'd be going through all kinds of arm and wrist surgery stuff. Yeah, for a long time.

All kinds of bad stuff. Remember she was doing the tabletop putting thing? I don't know if she still does that. I think she abandoned that. Did she abandon that? Yeah, yeah, a while ago. What was that? Oh, Frank. I'm talking.

Tabletop putting. Full 90 degree tilt at the hips is how she potted. Full 90 degrees. Wait till you see this. Trent. Trying to pull up for Frank. Our internet's horrific. You wouldn't believe it.

It is. Oh, you got to see some of these clips, Frank. Of her putting like this? I mean, that's the most ridiculous thing of everything. She looks like a flamingo. It was just off the charts. Her doing the tabletop putting. Was she nailing putts?

Yeah, I mean, she was putting okay, right? I mean, she, how badly does that hurt your back? Well, now she's got a million injuries and she's been out forever. Can't imagine that that's, I mean, that has to be the reason. Look at that thing. That, that is not how you're supposed to putt. That's just... That's really the best way to put it.

When old Tom Morris, right, when he was like, We're making golf mainstream. People were into it. Nobody was looking at old Tom Morris and him going, you know what, if you really want to putt properly, bend at the 90-degree angle so that your back fucking falls out and then make a putt. Extend your legs to the point where that is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen a human do, ever. It hurts my back just looking at it. So legs, her knees are inverted. So anyways, she's gone through a lot of stuff.

She potted like that for a while. She's a great name, too. I think that's why she gets headlines. Michelle We. Michelle We. And she was, like, crowned like this prodigy. Correct. For that, that has tons of legs, no matter how the career goes.

You could say Michelle Wheat is some random person on the street, and they may know, like, yes. Like, female golfer. Like, just Michelle Wee. Yeah. Right. It's almost like how you know just certain, like, figure skating names, like, from the Olympics. Oh, I was just going to say one.

And I just was like, and I just can't remember one. Tonya Harding? Yeah, there you go. But I mean that she's that. That's a little different. That story was so... Who's the one I'm really? Michelle Kwan.

Michelle Kwan's up there. That's just like you know it's a figure skater. It's just that name just associates it with a figure skating. I see the ice. When I hear that name, Michelle Kwan, I see the... I know what this is going to be one. Christy Yamaguchi. Christy Yamaguchi.

Like that is just... I see the ice. I could see her toe picking. When I hear Michelle Wee, I see... Well, now I'm going to see her doing that ridiculous putting. But, yeah, now I just see grass. and I see lady golf. Do you remember when I used to run into Michelle Wee all the time?

All the time. What does that mean? I have a weird relationship where I run into Michelle We in random places. Didn't know like you see her coming out of an elevator or something? I was watching PFT Commenter's dog one weekend. And I was taking Leroy out for a walk and took the elevator down. And in the lobby of that apartment building, she was walking in with her friend. And they stopped and petted PFT's dog Leroy.

So insane. And then a couple times later, I've seen her, I saw her at that apartment building. You've seen her twice at Starbucks. When Michelle Wee is in New York, there's a chance that I'm going to see it. She's like a, if you're plugged into the Matrix, she's like an Easter egg to your Matrix. Yeah. It's like a sign from the Matrix creator, like something. When I see on her Insta story that she's going to be in New York, I'm like, all right, well, now I'm going to run into Michelle We at some point.

I've got to come up with what I'm going to say. It's small talk to Michelle Wee because you're going to run into her. It was so strange when I ran into her in that lobby. I was like, that's Michelle Wee, and she's now petting this dog that I'm watching. Shret and I hung out with her at a rooftop. party one time. Yes, we did. We had a beer with Michelle we. We did. She was nice. She was very nice. Very tall. Crazy tall. She's got a star power look to her. I'm going to throw another name at you

guys. See if you know who this is. Apollo, oh no. Nice. That's the speed skater, right? Speed skater. Oh, yeah. You get these random. That one I may not have gotten, but the name was doing a huge, like, Bobbers head, like, oh, yeah. The name sounded so familiar, but I'd never would have thought speed skating. But I do think if an average person just walks up to another person and says Michelle Wee, they're like, oh, that's that golfer. For sure. Right? So she just kind of has that star power.

Anyways, to speak to that star power. How much you think her net worth is? $6.2 million. Quick Google search says 12 mil. Holy. Not a bad fucking life. Who? Michelle Wee.

Wow. Not a bad career. I got a little stat for you. Michelle We first played in her first PGA tour event at the age of 14 years old. Ridiculous. And missed the cut by one shot. Oh, isn't that insane? That is ridiculous.

Her LPGA career earning 6.7 mil. But they're estimating that like with Nike endorsements. She's got a big time Nike situation. So she's got after all that, right? What's Michelle Wee now? 30-ish. Yeah. She got to be somewhere around there.

Michelle Wee with all of that, right? All that star power, all that prodigy playing a PGA tour event at age 14, right? If you're playing at a PJ tour event and you're almost making the cut at age 14, you'd think you'd just be dusting the women, right? On the lady golf tour? Oh, no, no, no. She's only got five LPGA tour wins. She did win the 2014 U.S. Open at Pinehurst.

That was when she had all the tape. Remember the tape all over the place? Yes. All those clips. I remember I blogged her after that victory. She was twerking with the trophy. Correct. It was one of my biggest blogs early on at this job.

Which was great. Yeah. Great blog and a great move by her to be twerking with the trophy. Seems like a pretty cool chick. Yeah. I think a lot of it too. A lot of people suspected that she had like insane parental pressure. And, you know, kind of like they ran the show.

and made her feel super nervous all the time and like she had to do things their way and that she know all that good stuff everybody understands what I'm talking about. Now she is doing this whole had an encouraging visit with my doctor. I were both thinking it is my best to take some time away to allow my body to heal properly and get stronger.

Her swing coach, David Ledbetter was coming out and saying like she needs to take a bunch of time off, this, that. She's just an interesting case. And now when you look at her swing, it just doesn't look right. It looks like fucking short, like my fucking swing. It just doesn't look at it.

It's like, that's not correct. She's supposed to be, you know, she's supposed to have like this more fluid natural motion and all that. So, Michelle, we take it some time away, figured we would talk about it. We'd love to see her and get back to the top of her game. I feel like she could be a superstar. Yeah, I mean, like you said, right now in her current state, it's obviously not going that well at all. But she still draws tons of people's attention. We're talking about her on this podcast.

So, yeah, if she could get back to the. some form where she's winning golf tournaments again, she would be huge, and I would love to see her at a Starbucks. She's also tight with our girl Danielle Kang. Very good friends. They're like besties. Yeah, they are. And Kangar is one of our favorites. Maybe the number one favorite. She's our,

oh, she's by far the number one. She is the people's ladies golf. Correct. And she always will be, I believe. Yeah, I don't see anybody taking that title. I do not foresee anybody. No, because you met Michelle Wee multiple times and she didn't, like, it's not like something clicked, right? She would

been the people's golfer. And she, you can't be her sort of stature and like I said about the prodigy stuff. You can't be a people's golfer with that sort of reputation. No, I agree with that. Kangar, too, has been playing so great golf lately. I'm just looking right now on the last tournament she played in. Our last tournament's popping up, which finished on April 20th, a couple days ago. Kangar with the top five finish, finished T5, 10 under par, just six off the lead.

Brooke Henderson, love her, by the way. Yep. You know, she's like one of the biggest stars in Canada? No. Canada loves her. Really? Yeah. That is something that I definitely did not know. She's like a massive, massive star in Canada. Like she's on like billboards and stuff?

I think so. That's something. Isn't that something? It is something. Brooke Henderson. She's young. Yeah. She's pretty damn young.

21. 21 years old. She got a major championship. She did win. I think last year, too. She won the Canadian tournament in Canada, obviously. And she's Canadian. So it was like home crowd, all kinds of crazy stuff going on.

It's like Drake, Justin Bieber, or Brooke Henderson? I mean, maybe a hockey guy in there, but yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm not a big hockey guy. Yeah, but I mean, she's fucking huge. Those are the power rankings? I didn't kind of realize. I can't remember who was telling you.

You type in Brooke Henderson. It says people also search for Eric Carlson. She's up there with Eric fucking Carlson. Wow, he's a big. I know. It's like, that's insane. Right. Eric Carlson.

What's sick, by the way. So sick. Did you see him last night? I was watching that fucking San Jose game. That game makes me in in in in in in in in in in in in in. Oh, my God. That game was outrageous. Here comes the almost hockey talk on four-part.

But that, I have two takeaways from that game. Number one being that's the worst dog shit call I've ever seen. You can't make it. You can't let the crowd influence you. You can't let what happens after the hit influence how bad the penalty is. Like, whatever the hit was, that is the penalty. I don't care if the guy gets taken off on the structure. It's totally emotional call.

Emotional call. Now, I'll say this. You can't give up four goals on one power play. I don't. I understand. I understand that all the momentum got sucked out of that fucking Vegas team. And they had their backs against the wall, but make a goddamn seat. Make a save. We're not going to talk about it.

But if they don't make that call, Vegas wins for nothing. A million percent of the time, they win that game. They win the series. That call legitimately changed the entire series. Having said that, I've never heard of anybody giving up four goals on one penalty. You just can't do it. You just can't.

I don't know that much about hockey, but you just can't do that. You have five minutes to bear down clear a puck. Stop every single shot that goes in. Just stop one of them. Just stop one shot. Flurry can't just, you have to. Stop the puck once. Did they go four for four?

I honestly think it was like six shots, four goals. It was insane. Four goals. In no matter of four minutes. I mean, if you scored four goals in a hockey game, you're way ahead of pace. Scored four in a one power play, five-minute power play. That'd be like if somebody got like one pretty bad, like, pass interference call, and they just came up four touchdowns.

It was nuts. What? We were at Pup Punk, which I don't know if you can hear my voice, but I am complete dog-shit garbage right now. You know, it's an outrageous reality. Is that in the time between when we did the... the last show and we did this show. Frankie just went to a completely different state, went to a college, sold out a massive bar,

and was a rock star for an entire night. And then he just is back in here, just doing a golf podcast. Crazy. The rock star, like, the rock star little, like, thing that we do is insane. Like, we, before we go out on stage, we're like, there's no way we're actually doing this.

You're living a second life when you go do those things. You sneak away. You go, you drum on stage for hundreds of people, and you come back, and we just treat you. We continue to treat you. like Frankie with his weird facial hair and pizza maker stuff but you you're a rock star for those few hours we're in the tunnel like waiting to go out and you hear the crowd like chanting pop punk and we're walking out to a stage with like these lights on us and people going crazy and we like

play all the songs that we love it's fucking nuts like we look at each other like what is going why are people here number one number two why are they listening to us like what's going on you're like the movie 21 where they just on the weekend they're college students on the weekend they go to Vegas yeah yeah except we're just doing uh Instead of money, we're doing like life experiences. Yes. You're literally like a famous rock star, like one night every month. So funny.

It's outrageous. I got the hair going. I had the curls going over, bandana. It's like, who do I hell? I think I am. You're also like a superhero in that way. It's nuts. You sort of get into this different life and you dress up and you do this thing.

And then you come back and people pretend like you're normal. Yeah, we got back. I mean, that show ended. We went to a waffle house. I know you've been to a waffle house. Oh, yeah. Huge waffle house guy, too? Huge.

I knew Trent was. Did you know that? I've told you previously about it or you just look at my face and you go, that's a Waffle House guy. Trent from Iowa dines at Waffle House. There's no Waffle Houses in Iowa. Really? No, it's Perkins County. That's fucking stunning.

You're a Waffle House guy. You are a poster child for Waffle House. I know I'm a Waffle House guy. I love Waffle House. Anytime I'm in the South, I go to Waffle House, but Iowa doesn't have any Womwell. You know what I could see like a Waffle House poster and they got, you got the old get up on and you're like holding two plates of food. You're holding, you're holding Biscoe to Waffle House. You're holding a fucking shit ton of Waffle house.

If we know any Waffle House marketing people, I would be more than happy to randomly have my picture presenting Waffle House meals on just like random places in the South. That's yeah. Nothing would make me happy. You're leaning over the counter. You know, they got all the Waffle House, all the cooking goes. You're leaning over that counter just presenting two plates of food to everybody. I'm doing it right now. Fun fact, I'm on the wall at a Waffle House in Tuscalo, Alabama.

Come on. How do you get on a wall? They just, I was there. Jake, what the fuck did you do? you to get on that wall. There's got to be something. I was there and they were like, we're putting a bunch of pictures on the wall. And they took a photo and there's only like 20 photos in the wall. Come on. A Polaroid? It was a right day. You didn't eat like 20 super hot wings or? No, it was like my fifth day of college and they just took a photo and me and my two friends. You weren't there like 37 nights in a row.

They're like, that's a record. You didn't eat 55 pancakes or something? No. We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we have four people there, Buddha Ben being one of them. I'm not sure. I'm not sure many people on this podcast know who Buddha Ben is and that may be a good thing because Buda Ben's an enigma. You go down a rabbit hole and look him up, you'll have a good time. Yeah, but Buda Ben is hilarious. He's one of my favorite people on this earth, but he ordered so much food. We all ordered so much food.

We must have had seven or eight meals in front of us. Came out to $29. And waffles are $2. Waffle house costs $2. Nothing. It was crazy. Nothing. I think our meal was like 29.

We left like the waitress is like a $30 tip. Yeah, you're like this is not. We have my, like we like we like we have like a stipend thing. We had $60 to spend. We just gave her the rest. You're just like, please take our money. Yeah, no, Waffle House is delicious. Anybody who has, my parents love Waffle House.

Love it. Yeah. My first experience, and I, it was great. We wouldn't even do it necessarily drunkenly. Like, yes, we would. But with my parents and stuff, they'll legit wake up on like a Saturday at 9 and be like, hey, you want to go to Waffle House? You know, fuck yeah, I want to go to Waffle House. If you don't love Waffle House, you just haven't been to one.

Correct. You know? I think that's proper. That's a proper take. And then we've got former ML beer, Eric, Byrne. Burns played 420 golf holes in 24 hours. Did you just hear that? He played how many?

My brain is still trying to process. He played how many? 420, like the weed thing, 420. Blaze it. Holes in 24 hours. I don't believe it. I regret saying blaze it. How did he do that?

Former Major League Baseball player turned endurance athletes that a new speed golf world record earlier this week, playing 420 holes in a 24-hour span at the ocean course at Half Moon Bay Golf Links in California. It's 23-3 rounds, 23.3 rounds of golf. Former Major League Baseball player turned endurance race athlete. That's something. What the fuck's an endurance race athlete?

How do you play 23 rounds of golf? 23 rounds of golf. In one day. He's 43, played from 7 a.m., right through 7 a.m. the next day, using a glow-in-the-dark ball overnight to shatter the old 24-hour record of 401 holes set in 1971. You have blisters like coming out of his armpits? Like what does his hands look like? It looks like uh,

Andy Bernard. Yes. He looks like he just, uh, finished a bike race triathlon on the left there. See him? What an asshole. Yeah. I would agree with that. Fuck him.

Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck Eric Burns. Whatever happened to 36. Huh? He's played 36 holes. Four hundred. Pretty good day.

Any, anybody who takes something to this much of an extreme, they're an asshole. What's the point of this? Yeah. Like you get up, what do you got a plaque? Is that what you just showed me or something? He's in the fucking. He's in the fucking. He's in the fucking.

the Guinness Book of World Record thing. You know? Some guy DM me the other day that he's in the Guinness Book World of Records for Skipping a Rock. Unbelievable. How many skips? He didn't tell me. I should probably go into it.

What's your guess? 20. I was going to say my number was 37. 37 skips? What are they? Slow motion. They got to be filming it, right? Slow motion?

How are you going to count all those skips? A lot of the late ones are to do-d-da-d-d-d-d-skips like fast or shit. You probably got to slow it down and count those different ones. Imagine that, counting those out? 51. Get out of town. I'm seeing 88. I'm seeing 88.

88. 88. Oh, yeah. 4X, my guess. Shout out to Kurt Steiner. Shout out. Kurt Steiner. Is this this fucking guy?

Check your DMs. I got to go back. It was, it was, yeah. I mean, he just hit you up, said, hey, Frank, what's up? I have the Guinness World Record Book holder for Skips. No, it was like, it was a very weird fucking DM. It was like, hey, this is a great pizza place for you guys to check out one of these. days also if you ever wanted to know i am the world ginnis book world uh record holder i can't

either why aren't we close on that guinness book of world records holder you i think you got it that i think ginnis book of world records holder i can't it's it's like i'm fumbling down a fucking hits my ear like a goddamn stem of who's gettus you think i don't know i don't know Guinness World Record holder Guinness Book of World Records Who's Guinness? Like the beer? Is that a town?

I have a company. Guinness. They just go around tracking world records? It's crazy. You've got a whole book of them. We used to have books of them growing up. Somebody figure out who Guinness is. We're going to run through some from the galleries next.

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To be frank. I don't like it. To be frank. That was horrible. The real story. Oh, yeah. Real story number one is that my mic, I'm in a new spot today for some reason. Actually, I know the reason.

I'm not sitting in my usual chair while we're recording four play of the podcast sponsored by Supreme Golf, awesome company. Very good company. What a slick app. Unbelievable app. I'm not sitting in my usual seat because, lurch comes in here and he's the first thing he says he goes you never going to believe it and I'm like okay here we go it's like I have did you believe it though he goes I have poison ivy on my balls I went down

and grabbed lurch from the lobby what and we exchanged our normal pleasantries we got on the elevator and I was like hey what's going on he's like I got poison ivy on my nuts and and why are you just reveal that information to people well I'll tell you what when you have it and if you anyone out there ever has it it's the only thing you can think about because it is it just takes away all feeling You have to itch constantly, and you're just trying to get comfortable in any capacity that you can. And I'm uncomfortable. You were using some unbelievably disgusting words. I was eating Taco Bell, which I also, I had Taco Bell twice in the, since, I think it was in the past four days, three days.

Taco Bell's delicious. It's great. I actually made a comment to the whole office. I said, is this an acceptable order to have Taco Bell twice in the same, you know. Like a four-day span? Four-day span, like it feels a little gross. It's a little gross. But it's fine.

adults and free conscience you ever fucking want that's exactly what i said oh yeah who's watching me my mom's not like you shouldn't be eating that yeah like staying over my shoulder you know though if you started to do three four you'd be like i feel pathetic i could do it again tomorrow yeah anyway the only thing that's stopping me is while i was eating this fucking thing this guy's talking about things oozing well so i got you can't do that while somebody's eating especially when you're eating a nacho supreme no no no so frankie's judging into the conversation i was having a friendly conversation with trent Trent so kindly got me from outside thank you again, Trent, lovely guy.

I come walking up the stairs. I'm just telling him about my situation. So I did some yard work with my brother this weekend. We had a great time sitting outside, pulling some vines, throwing some wood chips around, little mulch, building some flower beds. Great time. Okay. However.

Outdoorsy. I must have, you know, either fixed myself or taking a piss. And when I did, I got some poison ivy on my leg and then on my balls. And to be exacted my left testicle. And it really started to show up last night, but now walking around all day. It really came out last night. Well, so it doesn't show bright away. It's not like instantaneous.

Yeah. Have you ever had poison ivy? I appreciate that together. Yeah. Well done. So anyways, I have this and I've been walking and moving around today. And it's been incredibly painful, incredibly awful. So I left work a little early.

Had to go home, bought some techno extreme. Great product. Not to do free ads, but it's like the only thing to get. Lobbed it on myself. Towl. Got comfortable. Came up. Okay.

You don't want to hear it. Well, I mean, it's just like, it's gross. Yeah, everybody's got their own issue, you know. All these are, this is an issue that's affecting all of us. Now it is. Especially while you're trying to eat Taco Bo. That was, 100%. Somebody did that while I was trying to talk about.

It had to come up because that's my mindset. That's all I'm thinking about. It's Taco Bo? No, you're oozing balls. It's a little lurcher. I might have to burn the chair that he's in. No, everybody would be fine. I'm fine.

I'm just comfortable now. Thank you for shifting seats. That's really the only thing that happened. You're going to sit. From the gallery, for Play at Barstblesblesports. That is where you submit. That's amazing. How many people actually ask us where and how to submit from the gallery.

That's how you do it. Email for Play at Barstalsports.com. Do you think that's their bit since we do the Tiger Bit all the time? No, I think it's the same crew that just genuinely couldn't figure out the name of the Tiger Book. I think that they honestly... What's the name of that, God, damn? You know, I just think that those exact same people, they couldn't... I actually want to go back to the time where I was answering people telling them the name of it.

because I honestly, like, I don't think I took advantage of it as much as it. I just responded. I said the name of the book is Tiger Woods. They'd like send me like, oh, what's that book about Tiger Woods? I just respond to Tiger Woods. And then they wouldn't be like, ha-ha. No, thanks, man. Yeah, I see it.

Just ordered. What do you think they were trying that wasn't working? I don't know. Really good golfer. You literally type in Tiger Woods book, and that is what it is. Book about really good golfer in the Amazon search. Red-shirted golfer. book, don't see it.

Walks around Augusta. Do anybody know who he is? Do you guys know the name? Somebody give me a sign. I just need to see the book. I've been looking for it all day online. Can't find it. Anybody know the name?

So I think it's the same crew. Honestly, the same people that can't figure it out. Amazing you got through third grade if you can't get that book. Yeah, so it's for Playup, Arsulspores.com to really give you the answer there. Let's start. We've got a bunch to go through. Love from the guy. Howie Great stuff, you know, for the people, you're welcome.

We got Nate. Nate says, so it's a good point, actually. He said basically the math. Masters has put the final round of everyone in like the last 50 Masters on YouTube. You can just go on. You can watch it. I do it all the time.

I talk about when I do it. It's great. It's a great way to go to sleep at night. It's a great way to kill some time. If you got a little afternoon, you can just kind of watch anything. You go all the way back to like the 70s and you're fucking watching like Jack Nicholas win majors. It's amazing. You're watching Gary Player win majors.

Then you can all go all the way back to the last couple of years. I talked about right up leading up to the Masters, how I just watched every minute of Jordan Speets collapse. down to just talking about the commentators and how they just didn't say anything and they were just like, all right, we're going to go to 16. He was like, why the hell doesn't the PGA Tour just put everyone at Tiger Woods,

Tiger Woods is 81 wins, the final round on YouTube? So the quick answer is that they're dumb. That's it. My answer is going to be that they genuinely just haven't thought about it. Hey friends, this is Rigsie. Rigsie notes here. There's a little Rigsy note.

PSA for all you out there. If you go to PGA Tours, YouTube, page, they put up like nearly an hour long videos of like all of Tiger Woods's PGA Tour wins. I think it's called Chasing 82. But yeah, kudos to the PGA Tour because they just, they actually just put them all on YouTube and they're awesome. So go check them out. Like I think there's companies like this that are like, we're just, they haven't even

thought about putting stuff on YouTube like that. Like I feel like Barcelona Sports recently sort of came to that conclusion that YouTube is a big platform. There's a lot of people on YouTube and there's a lot of people are going to watch these videos. I feel like the PGA just, no one has, in a meeting, no one has raised their hand and been like, hey, we should put X and X on YouTube because people are going to watch it. I really think that's the main cause behind why it's not on there. They should hire you as a consultant. Well, I think they should hire anybody like under the age of 30. That would just be like, here's the things we should do to optimize the archives of footage that we have. Like, that's

really all it takes. What I hate is when they just put short highlight clips on YouTube, Who the fuck goes to, like, I don't, you, I don't really go to YouTube. If I'm, if I'm, like, taking the time to go to YouTube, I want to, like, watch something, right? I want to watch something that's, like, worthwhile. Something that's got some substance to it, some time. A little pizzazz. A little story, you know? Kind of a beginning, middle and end.

Hell yeah. Fucking highlights. It's like, highlights are for, like, Twitter. Highlights are for your website where you kind of click through, you see a couple quick highlights and you're gone. Or it's, like, a high school kids' highlights because he didn't know where else to upload it. He's never had to, like, upload a long video before, so he made a YouTube video with his Gmail. account and he just put it up there like Trent Ryan highlights

my football highlights are on YouTube if you want to check those out Trent Ryan Number 55 is that what you were? Number 40 bro. Those fucking highlights are outrageous. Honestly, this is no bit and this is no bullshitting. Trent's highlights are actually incredible. That's a must watch.

You were sick. I was a good football player. Really? No, really good. One-handed interception? Yeah. Come on. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Unbelievable one-handed intercess. It's a must watch. Another interception was a game. How is that not on your recommendation? Game sealer. Watch my head. Yeah.

I got some feedback on Battle of the Kruger. One guy said loved it. Do you remember those times or is it like looking? Vividly. Yeah. Yeah. You remember. I know, but like.

Some of the best times in my life. But like, you remember like what it felt like. No, you know, I got kicked down for that one fucking game. I remember those times vividly because they were. Remember what it feels like to have the helmet on? Yeah.

Before I got the barstow job, those are the best moments of my life for sure. I was number 40 because of Mike Allstock. Oh, I knew that. Were you football or a fullback? I was a fullback and a linebacker. Okay. Mostly linebacker, special package on offense for fullback. Okay.

But, yeah, check out my, I don't know how we got it. You check out my football highlights on YouTube. Quick plug to that video. I wonder how many Trent Ryan's there are on YouTube. Very few, I would imagine. Think so? Yeah. I don't know.

If you type in Trent Ryan 40 football highlights? It's going to pop up. Yeah, I think. Not to two-mile home, but I think I'm the most famous Trent Ryan. Wow. Oh, you would have heard about it. Right. Yeah.

I would know. Yeah, I would agree with that. There's a Frankie Borelli that was in the Sopranos. Really? Yeah, after every soprano's it starring Frankie Borelli. That's amazing. What's the guy look like? I'll show you right now.

It's going to be great for the listeners. Is he running a restaurant on Long Island? No. Damn it. Post this search for the Tiger Woods book. We're really stretching everybody's Google search capability. Yeah, no, there's a lot of Google searching that goes on on this very show. That's amazing.

What kind of character is he? Frankie Birelli. I saw a picture of James Gandalfine. I know that's not. Vito, Spotify. For a junior. That name sounds familiar. That's who Frankie Birelli plays.

That sounds familiar. Honestly, when you hit images, me and Francis come up. You and France is the blogger from BarcelonaSports.com. Okay. Anyways. YouTube is important, and I think that the PGA should, this guy's right. He should, Tiger should be on there. Every class of round should be on there.

What they need to just put on, right, are more just full rounds. Just put more full rounds on YouTube. I don't care who you are. Even our good, close personal friend of the USGA, you know, they've done a couple of these U.S. Open epics, right? They've done like 2008. I think they've done like the last three or four U.S. opens where they've done speeds at Chambers Bay.

You could do DJs at Oakmont where they have these kind of like hour long epics that they do of them. You don't even have to go that far. You don't have to do any production, any fancy stuff, cut out the commercials, which the masters did, and just put the fucking five-hour broadcast from the final round on YouTube so I can sit down and just watch it unfold. A lot of it, too, and those other highlight things are when they do the one-hour epics. you lose scope of like if you were to rewatch this last master's

you would totally forget to like holy shit patrick can't lays in the lead and then you'd be like oh and then he just collapsed like you get to watch that unfold whereas when you just go through it you forget that that person is even in the fucking tournament isn't it insane that this also uh like adds to the thing that i said after tiger one where it's like we're living in a legendary moment right now that we're like complaining that like his legendary moments aren't on youtube yet but like any other legend like you want to watch like you were saying you can just go back and watch like jack and like honor Palmer and all these guys like Gary Player you can just watch them at like because

obviously those are up because they happen like 30 40 50 years ago like Tiger Woods is like happening right now and we're like scrambling to make sure like like like in 20 years like there's going to be a Tiger Woods like archive like you wouldn't believe yeah but you can only really watch it like like you can only really watch those guys that you mentioned like in the final round of the masters right right whereas like and that's the same thing with tiger you can only really watch like his full final rounds in like good picture and exactly how they unfolded with nance and the in the announcing and all of that and like soak it in like it was in real time from the masters this is the only fucking people that have figured out nobody else figured it out no it's a blind spot for for a lot

of companies especially the pga who are just like i don't even like i said i don't think they realized that this should be on youtube and when they figure it out hopefully one day soon that happened like i want to watch that whole final round they always show when tiger hold out for eagle on 15 at Pebble Beach, ended up coming for like nine shots back to win at Pebble Beach in, in like 2000, the year, the actual tournament out of the U.S. Open that year. Like, I want to watch that whole final round. I don't even know who the fuck was in the mix there. I just know they always show that one shot where he holds out and gives a fist pump in the middle

of the fairway with his fucking red shirt on. Yeah. That's like, I want to watch that final round. I'm going on at Pebble Beach or the back nine. Yeah. And instead, I just note the Tiger clip. That's all I know. I want the full context.

There's plenty of Tiger clips out there. I agree. Hopefully this gets, maybe this gets the wheels in motion. If you guys are listening, put everything on YouTube. Archive. Not just highlights, we want the whole thing. History guy, sports guy, golf guy. I want all that shit on YouTube.

Speaking of kind of tiger highlights and stuff, one of the favorites is coming up. The Beth Page. We got Beth Page talked about a little bit earlier in the show. But that T-Shodd he hits on 15 with that three wood and that twirl that he does afterwards. The twirls are amazing. Oh, my. Follow us through with the wrist.

Oh, my God. It's unbelievable. It's like a Damien Lillard from Half Court. Yes. What a poll. Nice topical reference, Frank. Like that? From a guy who hates basketball.

I hate that sport. That was an unbelievable shot, though. Any, I saw Bill Simmons tweet out, like, what an amazing time to be alive. Game of Thrones. NBA playoffs, billions. And he just, like, didn't reference the NHL. Like, there was the best NHL game. That was an outrageous tweet.

Yeah. He's a Boston guy, too. He labeled every single thing that was happening in the world, except for NHL. Yep. I think he did that on purpose. I do, too. Was that like a Dave-type troll? I think.

I don't know. I don't know what it was. I don't think so. It was bad. How do you forget that? Got me triggered. His team just, he's a Bruins fan. His team had just won a game seven, and he's just like, I'm going to list all the things cool that are going on right now.

And he left off. Maybe the coolest. Yeah. On a night that like NHU was going super viral. Oh, yeah. All over the place. Viral all over our faces. The shocks down by the Wollaby game?

Oh, what a game. What a game. Unbelievable. God. Can't get into hockey talking. We're not going to talk about. We did that a little bit of the show. We did that a little bit earlier.

Outrageous game. That call is such bullshit. We're not going to talk about it. But that was one of the worst calls I've ever seen in my entire life. Double minor at most. They can't give a five-minute major. They also can't give up four goals. Can't give it four goals.

Doesn't matter. I know. If they don't call that penalty, they win that game. So do you think it's a two-minute minor? Yes. Yes. Okay. That's all.

We're not talking about hockey. We're not going to talk about it. But that's just two minutes. He just pushed them basically. It's an aggressive push. Aggressive push. Aggressive push with a cross-check. Yeah, but like people cross-shirts.

I agree. I'm on your side. Why don't think you did? Because then you go with a cross-chat. Like, it doesn't sound like you're on my side. You keep throwing in that it's like worse than it was. We're not talking about hockey. We're not going to talk about it. Whether you are at the range, playing around with the guys, or on the PGA tour,

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Now, I do want to say. You don't want that, Drew. It's already out there. It's unbelievable. Somebody tweeted a pick. Ria. Yeah. I got like 4,000 likes.

Add Barstoolria on Twitter. You can see this monstrosity. She took my bad side. What? You think this has a good side? I'm on the right. Trent, how's it on the left? Horrific.

Horrific. Yeah, it's ugly over here. And the bottom's the worst part. The neared? You're right. You're right. Any side that's not the neared is slightly better than what's going on under there. Underneath is insane.

Listen, the best is actually, the most complete is your mustache. That looks good. Everything else is. Just go straight stash. I mean, your father has a magnanimous. Magnificent. If I walked into my house and my dad didn't have a mustache, I don't know. I don't know what I would do.

You'd be like, what happened in my life? I've never seen him in my life. I've never seen him without a mustache. You'd be like, Mom, where did you find this man? I don't know what that guy, I don't know what my dad's skin looks like underneath his nose. You might push him to shave it just to, like, gesture to you that you should shave yours. I don't want this. A silent protest. Yeah, just like, I'm going to shave just so he knows you can do it because that's hideous.

I'm talking to people at work, like we're meeting, like, select. Like, we met Dr. Phil today, and he looked at my face, and he's like, what the fuck is going on? Wrote your self-help book. He, yeah. Like, this guy can, like, determine if you have, like, mental illnesses and stuff. And I think he looked right into my soul. He's like, you have something going on right now. But that's honest.

You do. You're borderline unstable. Yeah, true. We show, then if we then continue to show him the Islander's videos, he'd be like, you are dealing with a sociopath, and he should not be in this office. Ever. And how does that make, how does that make you feel, Frank? He's like, okay.

I love that this guy deals with people that are going through some of the darkest worst shit in the world I never heard him go like what the fuck's going on there He sees you and goes what the fuck is that I just saw him he didn't say anything He just looked like you know and he shook my hand and just looked straight at my cheeks Oh yeah straight in my cheeks You wouldn't even go to the bar and get a drink girl

You can't go in public right now I just can't You have to explain it to everyone hey listen I know what's going on my face I look disgusting But the team that I root for is winning games in their league That's like, that's my, that's my, like, my favorite sport team is like winning games somewhere on like, not by me. They're just winning games on their own and I have to grow out my facial hair. They're like, oh, you work for the team?

You're like, no, no, no, no, I just do it because like I watch it in my room. Because it's good luck. Yeah, I watch it in my room by myself. I watch it in my room. Order pizza and take out. People watch me on the internet watch the games and that's why I have to grab this little mustache here. But yeah, Drew, my fucking facial hair isn't great. I want it to be good

How'd you feel with it last night When you were a rock star Did you just like I'm a rock star? I think I think last night It played You think so? I think so I had like a headband on

I mean come on Lurch Lurch has a phone right In Frankie's face I just got one of the worst pictures I've ever seen Like of him or just a bad picture It looks like a bad Foo Manchu

Or something from the side of his face What is going on We'll send that out Someone says it looks like a The Russian The Russian flag with like the stickle thing So it's like how it's like It's an upside down

Oh, wow. Really? See like right here? It's an upside down question mark. Yep. It does. It goes around and then it comes back. Yeah, it does.

That's not a good sign when they describe your facial hair like that. No. Let's go to CJ here. CJ says, do you think the skill gap between the average golfer and a professional golfer is the largest skill gap in sports? If not, what sport would you consider it to be? I'm going to say no. Okay. The reason why I say that is because physical attributes don't come.

into play where one-on-one, like you're still just playing the course, but if I had to play LeBron James, I don't know if I'd ever be able to score a point where at maybe one hole, I'd be able to, like, go par, par-par, on like a par-three or something like that. So I would say no, because you're not, you're playing against nature, of course, something consistent rather than a... Yeah, but the question was, do you think the skill gap?

It's just about, like, the actual skill gap. Like, how different are their skills versus your skills? You know, like, I think you could, you could both go out there and shoot a three, you know, that's like your skill. So, you know, I think like, I could go just make a free throw right now, but like I couldn't just go make a bird, you know, or the average person couldn't just go make a break a break. I guess that's kind of what you come down to. So you're just taking the skill in a silo, not versus someone, like me being able to hit a free throw, him being able to hit a three throw, three point shot, dribbles, that type of thing. Got it. Yeah, I mean, the question is just, you think the skill gap is the biggest.

I think Yeah, the average I guess the average golf or the average player I'm trying to think what other sports are just like not even fucking close Maybe like skiing there's a lot of terrible skiers People that just ski younger They fucking stink I feel like you just blacked out and in your head

You're like what sports have I seen just morons work their way down Like a course or a game or something And skiing can be a lot of there They're playing a whole other sport Hockey's up there Yeah but I mean You watch like a Division 2 or like a like a low-level college game, it's not even the same

Yeah, but skiing makes more sense because like... All right, but we're talking about major sports, though. Right? Yeah, but there's no more like average player that's like an average hockey player now, I feel like, you know, in comparison at the same age group. Like golfers, you can still have like a 30-year-old average golfer to a 30-year-old professional.

Yeah, but a lot of people play mensly hockey. That's true. Yeah. Like there is an average guy. There is an average hockey player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a hard question, but I don't know, man. You see these guys that can go out there,

like if you just play golf your whole life and like you grow up doing it like you can at least you can hit a drive and you can drill a drive down the right side 3.30 and like there's guy like there's scratch golfers out there and there's and like average golfers can like you're saying lurch you can like make a three out there. What are the average handicap is?

If I had to guess, well don't they say like a ridiculous number like don't pray like don't they say like 98% or like 90% of golfers don't break 100 or something like that in the world? Yeah. I think that's a ridiculous number. It's like a ridiculous number. I believe that too because you put her some like Like, older men, they just pick up.

If you play the ball in the hole, the USGA rules, 100%. I think it's like 96% of the golfers in the world don't break like 90. The USGA says that the average golfer in its system carries about a 15.0 handicap. This translates into an average score of around 90, or depending on the golf course, you know, maybe even a little higher. All right. So, yeah, that's pretty fucking, you know, like that being the average golfer, still the, but you're right, big gap. How do you compare it? It's just so hard.

And also a skill level in the NBA has to be skill level like you have to be able to drive to the basket like against LeBron James. More of the skills, yeah. It's not just like hitting free throws. No, I know. I know. I know. I hear you. You have to be able to be 6.8.

So like, yeah, I think that's a skill guy. I think like being physically bigger than everyone else like that. I just can't do it. I physically cannot make the NBA because of my size and how I was born. That's a bad. That's a bad. Nate Robinson did it. I'm just a tough question.

I think it's just a hard question. You're comparing, like, different sports. I mean, it's a, I would say no because of the physical attributes is what I would say. Yeah, I think it's probably fair. Like, there's some fatsoes out there who can be pretty fucking good at golf. And I don't know. Sorry, Patrick Reed. And I don't know.

Correct. You know, sorry Jason Duffner put up a fucking selfie of himself video. Awesome. From the throat. He looked. He's really fat again? Oh, my God. Good.

Duffner. That the house on it. Yeah, bro. Duffner looked. He's like walking in or walking through like a club or like Frog under his chin. He just takes it from the worst ankle. He needs to have that camera like a foot above his head, but he's got to just live in like six inches below the jawline and he looks horrible. It might not look great in a mirror, but like, oh no.

He might not look great in a mirror, but that's when he's played his best golf when he was. He is so unbelievably fat. Yeah, he looks bad. He's back. He's the boys. He's back. I remember slimmed down. He went vineyards.

Is that what he was wearing? He's wearing a. He's like underneath the lights. He's got a drawstring backpack on one of those like underarmor things that used to wear in high school. A drawstring backpack. Yeah, he looks bad. And he has a visor on, a Corona extra visor on, and he's walking around with this chin. He's got an 11 chin.

Yeah. It is unbelievably bad. I'm going to call that 11 chins. Yeah, it works bad. Oh my goodness. I'm a duffner guy. He's been through a bad couple years. It looks like it's stunned by a thousand bees.

Looks like Jabba the hut. Damn. And how could you hold the fucking camera that low? And as soon as it flips around, you've got to go, nope. I mean, everybody's taking a bad, like, picture. You're like, ooh, probably want to just do something else then. Yeah, we're not the most physically fit people in this room, but you don't have to hit send every time. Nope.

Send is not mandatory after you take a shot or video. The option there is your friend. You're able to exercise the option, put up the best one. That is not the best. It's funny because he did, like, I feel like Phil just, like, changed the game with that master's video because now everyone's starting to copy him in their own, like, way. I don't know if it's like they're going after Phil or they just want to do it themselves. But, like, this whole video was about, like, there's no bombs here at the RBC Heritage.

It's all about fairway finding and attacking greens. Like, you just got to. Riggs' coach just did it. Yeah. Just did the Phil. Yeah, he did the Phil. You know, it was okay. It was okay.

I go crazy about. That was, he was trying to do Phil, like, word for word. Like, Duffner just wanted to tell, like, his story going into the RBC just like Phil did. So I feel like guys are going to start doing that. Which is a great thing. Yeah. Because Phil's was so candid. Yes.

Right? It was just like Phil being Phil driving down Magnolia Lane, just shooting the shit, I'm going to hit bombs. That is more what social media should be. There have been a lot of people calling out like when they do mass tweets between every pro golfer tweets out like the same thing at the same time that's copy pasted. Yeah. And that's like somebody else's interpretation of the best way to utilize social media is such dog shit. We want candid stuff, right? I bet a lot of those guys are looking at the Phil thing and how big that story became and being like, I can just be me. I don't have to be like this fucking robot. It was great for everybody.

We used to have someone that worked here that used to work. He did like programming and they used to make us send out like, remember it? It was like the same tweet every 20 minutes. And we're like, there's no way that this is like. What a wild time that was. That was insane. Dude, I remember looking at my email being like, oh, I have to copy and paste this thing and send it at 802.

My time is 802. The main point of the thing. Legitimately. Like my, it said Frankie 802. A person's fire. The main point of the thing. You're like, that's me. I'm 802 guy.

The irony of it was the main point was like, let's start organic conversation. And it's like, we're doing the opposite of that. You're forcing me to tweet this. At 802, Frank, you make sure you tweet parentheses organically about this. You're like, well, I mean, how can... And now you see how successful, like, Rough and Rowdy is? Rough and Routy is wildly successful because the fights and the storylines are so good that we talk about them as employees here, naturally. Like, that body slam.

Like, everyone's tweeting about that. Like, go buy Ruff and Routi right now, just like when we were watching the fucking Sharks game last night. Yes. Like, this game is outrageous. Go turn it on. Like, I didn't need someone to email me that and tell me. to say that 8-02. I didn't need someone to tell me that like the Barstool classic by Barstool Sports and

truly, like I didn't need to be told to fucking, like, that thing's awesome. Like, I'm just going to do it. That got a lot of organic play, by the way. You like the way I'm plugging day? No, you're plugging stuff. You really are. Don't be afraid to mention truly hard seltzer. You know, I know you said truly slide that hard seltzer.

I'll be honest with you. I didn't know exactly what the terminology was after truly. So I didn't want to say the wrong. You didn't want to mess it up. Because I knew it was truly. I knew it was truly. Right, plugs. I appreciate that.

Truly, I knew it was truly. Let me tell you this. And truly, I mean this. Bang. Callie Dap? Can I get one? Someone callie Dap the shit out of me at my concert last night. I love that.

That's a thing. Oh, that's nice. I was coming off the stage and they're like, Frankie Callies. And I was like, boom. In my head, I thought the whole crowd went, boom. But they didn't. No, you'll take it. You'll keep that memory.

That was T-Pain entering the stage as you tried. Yeah. The way he does that. Dude, it was so funny. We had no idea like T. Payne was even coming on. And we were supposed to play All I do is win,

because that's ECU's like celebration song. It's like, all I do is win, win, no matter what. And they go, E.C.U. Okay. And all of a sudden, like,

hey, they go in our ear and they're like, you guys can't play the final song tonight. And we're like, why? And they're like, T. Payne's just going to come on and sing it.

We're like, okay. Oh, makes sense. Imagine we were just like, we're going to take this one, Mr. T. We're going to take this one, Mr. Payne, and we're just going to sing this. You can just sit back. You should ask to play it with him.

Yeah. Mr. Payne. Mr. Payne. Oh, we did ask to play with him. He just said, he politely said, no. He's just, he politely. Yeah. That's very nice from him.

I mean, he's, he's... Okay. I mean, it's... No, I get it. I'm surprised it was played. What's the song where he says, I'm living in a polite manner? Yeah, what's the song that he says, I'm living like I'm in Wisconsin. He, and changes it to Wisconsin.

So that it can... I'm in Wisconsin. I'm in Wisconsin. In Wisconsin. So anyway, he's walking around with this Wisconsin jacket and it says Wisconsin. It's unbelievable. So when he sang the song, he turned around and it said Wisconsin, the whole place fucking went nuts. I thought I saw someone pass out.

What a showman. He's like, I'm living in Wisconsin. And the whole place was like, no. It's like stepping on the Jordan Spath fucking thing. Like the whole place just fell down. Like he walked out with a jersey and said Spath on the night. Yeah, the whole crowd just fell and just went Spang. He hit that Wisconsin.

Dude, it even made like, you know how cool Roan is? Yeah. Like Roan turnaround. He hit me in the chest. He's like, his fucking jacket says Wisconsin on it. And I was like, holy shit, dude, it does. And then, like, he told me that before he hit the note. And then he said, Wisconsin, we all went nuts.

What a star. We're going to have to find that line before this show ends. That's what stars do. Oh. Oh, that's awesome. Frankie, this next one, this next one's interesting. I've never really heard anything like this before, but I've got to read this. This is from Dan.

He says, after watching the Silver Lakes video, boys, I'm 100% convinced that Frankie Butter Nives is a hoax. Oh. How many times did it take for Frankie to chip the ball that bad? His practice swings almost flawless. So mean. It's just ruthless. I do not know how else to put it, but simply all parentheses, or I'm sorry, all caps,

there is no way in fuck that Frankie is that bad with a wedge. Now we're not in all caps. I've watched the video multiple times. My conclusion is that this is sports best kept secret. The only question is, should I keep this to myself or not? There's a very simple answer to this. This is incredibly mean. And the fact that he thinks it's this fake is so mean.

It's so mean. Because it's so real that he thinks it's so bad and so fabricated that it can't possibly be real. Well, the problem is because your swing is like it looks like it should work. So everybody, it just doesn't make sense. It's so many things. No, it's the way you were talking about it two or three podcasts ago that you have no idea of how even to approach it. And there's so many things wrong with it. There's not the swing.

It's a speed. It's fucking everything. You have just no ability to hit it. But this comment sums it all up because in theory it looks good like it should work, but it's all real. I mean, it's the worst. Lurch saw it right there with his own eyes with no camera was rolling. Like I really wanted to hit a good wed shot. I was trying my hardest to do it.

There's no content being made. We're just out there with the boys, like trying to fucking play golf. And I hit these things sideways. It's not for content. I wish it was. I wish I was able to just fucking turn it on like that. And first of all, how can you like miss hit a shot that perfect? like in that fucking silver-lidst.

That's what he's asking. He's asking how many times there's. If I tried to do that a million times, there's no way I'm ever taking that fucking, like you think I know how to duff a ball where it hits the grass. The grass went further than the ball. Way further than the ball. That's impossible. Club went further than the ball.

Yeah. That clip too also, I always make sure Jake keeps them in there, all the practice swings and all the pre-shot stuff so that it's very evident that it's just a full take. Oh, one full take. Also, it makes it completely honest because the guy, So I was a group in front of you, and then the group in front of us was walking up the next fairway. He screamed. Looked over and screamed Frankie Butternice as soon as you just shaped.

Frankie Butternage from across the fucking golf course. Dude, and obviously, like, percentages-wise, like, I'm going to hit some good wed shots when I play an 18-round. Small percentage. Yeah, small percentage. Like, the other day, I played at that place, Cherry Valley Country Club, and I hit the best wed shot that I've hit in five years. I had a nice flop. It was flop. It was like on a T, basically, sitting right there.

I went right under it, and I just, no, I almost jarred it for a fucking birdie. It's like, so. nice. Then my next hole, I fucking chunked one. Like, that's just how it is. It's just, it's the most inconsistent. Yeah, you don't have any wedge game. I don't have a wedge game. It sounds you have a little bit of one. It's true. Yeah, a couple times here and there, I can get it. Because I do have a golf swim. I'm able to put it together sometimes. I can get it on the green. But if

the pressure is put on me and you put it up a fucking camera behind me and I know I have to hit it. Now I'm thinking about what am I doing? How's a look? The arm speed, the fucking wrist speed. It's, yeah. I actually love your practice swings because they're like a hundred miles an hour for like a five foot wedge shot. It looks like. You're trying to hit a 70-yard wed shot, and you're, like, 10 feet away from the game. Dan is like, yeah, his practice swings were perfect. I keep watching.

It's like those were not perfect. No, those were outrageous. It looked like you were trying to hit a 70-yard wedge shot. It's crazy. Over like a lake, like trying to tuck one to a pin. The form looks fine, though. Like, it doesn't look that bad until he goes up and hits it to me. The most amazing part of all that that no one talks about is the fact that you then got up and down from the same spot.

Up and down. I mean, you then hit a little pitch to like five feet and buried the... the punt on punch greens. That was crazy. Short-term memory. Yeah. I mean, you hit the single worst chip in real life that I've ever seen in my entire life. And then you stepped right up to the next one and just chipped it to five feet.

It was unbelievable. That was just an unbelievable moment. We're watching it in real time. The Capitol just scored. Let's go. This Capitol's just scored. Come on. Let's go, Sammy.

I don't want to score two goals in the matter of it. You opened this web browser and I looked over and it now it was like zero zero. No, we got crushed on that. Not a hockey podcast. We don't talk about hockey. We're not going to talk about it at all. We're just not even going to touch it. But we went ham on Vegas last night.

We bet the house on them. Yep. And lost of that fashion. It's one of the worst loss of the whole time. Dude, the two of us were beside ourselves watching that hockey game. I almost jumped down my window. It's insane. It's insane.

I was losing my mind watching that hockey game. My disdain for that referee is off the charts. We have a name. What an emotional? We have a name on that girl. I refuse to look it up because I don't, I don't want to make a person. Correct. Rick is higher than that.

I'm not, and I know I'm not. That's why I'm not going to look it up. I also, and again, we're just not going to talk about it. No. But we took those losses and went even more ham on Washington tonight. Oh, money line. Let's go caps. Minutes one and a half or just money line.

Just money line. All right. Bet the bacon to win the bag. God, I'm going to have to do with that fucking Gremlin Nate. Oh, man, it's true. God damn. Oh, that's going to be such good stuff. I love it.

It might get physical. I may not be on this podcast next week. You be in jail? Bill? Yeah. He could drive more. You could be tied up in his basement. He could drive me up a wall like you wouldn't believe.

Like, he gets under my stand. He's very good at it. I went to an islander, I went to an island of caps game with him this year, and I almost struck him. A regular season game. I mean, I would say you're the same side just on the other side. No, you're not as trolly. True. You're just a lunatician.

I made the wrong points today because Riggs, Riggs counterpoint to me today. I tried to make the point that I'm not as negative as Nate, which I am negative. Like, I do have my background as the Rangers lowest point when they played the L.A. Kings. Is your background on the computer still the same? Oh, yeah. It always has been. Lungwis on his... But it's not really negative.

It's more of a spin on positivity. It reminds you on how close can you get to your life goal and never to take it for granted. Because that is Henrik Lundkers' lowest point in his life. So, yeah, so I made the point, like, when Nate got slapped last year at the Stanley Cup finals, He got slapped by a grown man. Yep. His first thought was to turn around and, like, troll the people behind him when his team won the Stanley Cup. Like, that's not going to be my first reaction.

It's more going to be, like, I'm going to be oozing, right? So we can go back to your test. My problem. I'm going to be oozing things. I'm not going to be turning around and worrying about the fucking Vegas. You know what I mean? Like he did, they got, like, the Vegas Golden Knight fan behind me, who's been a fan for a year. Like, I don't know why he got struck by a Vegas Golden Night fan.

It's insanity. But yeah, it's, I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to deal with him. We see a tweet from Dave Portnoy saying, It should be an interesting week with Barcelona and PFT commenter versus Frankie Borelli. I mean, it's going to be something. It's going to be something. You may slap Nate by the end of the week.

He just gets under your skin. We sat in seats that were, like, given to us by the Islanders. I was like, hey, Nate, like, it's game, like, it's game like, it's game, like, it's game. We were late because, like, things happened with fucking transportation. He was being annoying in that. He kept saying, you know, it's 10 minutes late for the train. We can just watch it at a bar. And I was like, I don't want to watch it at a bar.

He just kept saying, we could just watch it at a bar. I'm like, we're going to the game. I'm going to the National Coliseum, so I'm watching it. So he already got me aggravated. We're sitting in Islander's seats. I'm like, hey, man, just don't, like, bang on the glass. It was first row. I'm like, just don't, like, do crazy, like, cap shit.

Like, we're sitting in, like, owners. And I understand, it's a lot asking of him. That's outrageous. But dude, like, because he does this thing where he goes, Go, Cops, go! And he, like, he flailing his arm around. You hate him. I mean, if, like, the Cats score an O.T. winner, he bangs on the glass.

Yes. No, no, that's fine. But, like, what he proceeded to do was, like, he started a Go-Caps, go-chand and laughed at everyone around. I'm like, I can't believe you guys even watch this team. Like, like, doing that. And I'm like, look at this guy. He's, like, going around. The people next to us are, like, high-level Islander people.

And, like, Frankie's, like, who the fuck is Frankie bringing in the game? I thought maybe he could just control himself for one night. You tried to trust the troll. You two are like kill each other. I mean, listen to me. Go! Cows! Like he's fucking bouncing around. Like, he's on a fucking trail of a league.

He's got wild limbs. The two of you have wild limbs. No, it's literally like when you put a little kid on one of those bouncy. So it's like my little cousin will always like put him in the, make him lay down in those bouncy castles and everyone jumps. And he goes flying. I always think of his limbs. That's how he does it. I always think of his limbs like his wrists bend the wrong way.

Oh, yeah. You know? I feel like they just bend like the wrong. Yeah. Like whatever way is. normal. He's just been the other way. Lurge, you ever see him walk around with a laptop?

No. He walks around like, he walks around like this. You gotta describe this. So he holds, he holds the top of the laptop. He does. His fingers are on the screen. He just holds the screen and walks around with the heavy keyboard just dangling. Anybody asked him why?

We always do. He goes, I don't know. It's one of the most insane things I've ever seen in my life. I mean, Trent, you know. He carries it basically overhand from the top of the laptop with his fingers on the screen of the laptop. So for everyone at home, he opens up the laptop. So there's a screen, and then it makes a diagonal.

It makes just an angle where the keyboard is. Close your eyes, picture, Nate. He grabs, he now grabs with his fingers. You know, the actual, the palm part of your hand. He puts that on the screen and then grabs that screen and walks around with the keyboard dangling. And he'll like to have a conversation with you a bit. The keyboard dangling is so perfect. It describes it.

So that's what I'm dealing with. This bizarre fellow. Yeah, you'll be having fun together. Again, we're not going to talk about hockey at all. Zirk. But I'm excited. Still 2-0-0-0-Cabs. Can we check up?

People are going to know. When you hear this podcast, you will know the result. Lurch of myself. We've been heavy in the gambling game. Thank the Lord for one big-dick tiger Eldrick Woods because that caught me out of a hole. Now I'm massively in the positive, which is great. We'll really help if the capitals win tonight. So keep it up.

Go cap. Go, cap. We'll be back. Any picks for the Zirk this weekend? Not Zach Johnson. Oh, Kevin Kisner and Scott Brown. Not Zach Johnson. Did you know Zach Johnson's not in that tournament?

Yep. We did a whole segment before you got here about how fucking boring Zach Johnson was. I tried to think of the exact opposite player who, like, because we were saying, like, we just watched the Masters and like nothing will get me jacked up now unless it's a major because like I, that's all I need. It's like a high. Yes. Because of what Tiger did. No, absolutely. It's outrageous.

I was like, can you imagine just watching Zach Johnson at the R. The look at the Zurich. Like, that is the polar opposite of watching Tiger Woods win the Masters. The look. Jack Johnson competing in the Zurich. The look on Trenti's face right now is outrageous. I mean, it's just ricochet shots at my fellow Cedar Rapidium. It's just not just any other name.

Any other name. I'm an Iowa. He's an Iowan. You guys know that. I wish we could just pick a different name. Boring. Boring. Pick it every name.

I won't. It's fucked up. Snoose fast. Well, let's go Caps tonight. Go! Cubs! I'm excited. You know what, bring it. You're going to win the Stanley Cup.

You've got to go through the best. You've got to go through the defending champions. Bring it. Trots. Trots versus fucking his old team. I'm all for it. And there's a very good chance that you guys are listening to this, and I'm playing the fucking Carolina Hurricanes. Two-go-lead in the first period.

I'd have to take break from gambling if that's the case. Two-go-lead in the first is not a fucking set-in-style. No, I got it. So everyone that's listening to this is going to know the result of this game. We're not here to talk about hockey. So we're not going to do it. We'll be back on Tuesday next week. Hit it hot.

Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.