Fore Play - We’re not here to talk about first dates

Episode Date: October 10, 2019

Have we had enough with Phil Mickelson? Is the Houston Open the new John Deere Classic? What does Francesco Molinari to this day think about his U.S. Open interview with us? And Lurch goes on a U-word first date!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We are back right in the middle of fall. We're in the heart of fall. It's cold. It's hot. You don't know what you're going to get. People get under the weather, I feel, like, starting to kind of...

Back of my throat. It's clogged. It becomes a huge comment around the office. Yep. So clog my throat last night. I'm the more traditional office guy. You know, my throat, I just couldn't go to sleep last night. My throat is a bunch of...

all night. I feel like you got so many sleeping issues sometimes. It's just like, you know, he's sitting back and you're like, just nonstop, a bunch of that. That's the time of year, man. And I just, I started getting frustrated, like, like, you just want to get it all out. Away, man.

Yeah, like. Get James Neal out of here. All right. Sorry. Islanders got shit pumped. Yeah, we won't talk about. Three games into the season. It is three games of the season.

I will say Monday night, big blues win at Toronto. Blues are on a three-game Canadian road trip, won the first one in Toronto, which, Toronto is probably my favorite team to watch play right now outside of my own team. They're electric. The skill there is outrageous.

Unless you're watching the Rangers top line. No, not even close. Literally not even close. Barstall Classic Championship is Tuesday at Liberty National. We are going to, when you're listening to this, so I'll have to make sure we put this up at like midnight tonight. When you're listening to this show, the 18-hole four-play rounds is what we're calling the series, I guess.

18 holes of us playing Liberty National. Lurch wasn't there. He has a real life. life job. But the three of us, Trent Daddy, Frankie, and myself, we played a Skins game at Liberty National. It was actually really cool. The guys out there brought us out on Monday morning.

They had an outing at like noon or one. They're like, if you guys can get out, get up early film and then get the hell out of there, you'll be the only people on the golf course on a Monday morning. We were back in the office by like 1 o'clock and played 18 holes at Liberty National, film the whole thing. A lot of good moments, a lot of chirping. So anyways, go on our YouTube page. You go to YouTube.

You type in four-play golf. I think that's the best way to find it. outside of me just regurgitating the entire link right now, which I'm not going to do. So go to YouTube, foreplay golf, check it out, Liberty National, all 18 holes. And then I also put up Riggs first of me playing the 14th hole, Truly Hard Seltzer, our good friends. You know, you can check that out as well. But Tuesday, Libbyn National Championship. We're doing a whole thing.

We're doing a happy hour the night before. So Monday night, there's a little happy hour here at Barcelona HQ. Wow. With the people that are in the tournament? Everyone who's in the tournament. Really? We put out about a month ago, we put out, hey, we're going to do this happy hour with food and drink. in a putting contest the night before just for anybody who can make us here we had a hundred

percent rsvp wow you got a putting contest going on inside the office in the office we ordered a massive it's like a 30 foot truly putting mat isn't that something 100 percent rsvp you don't get that never heard that another event would be 100 percent rsvp i've never heard that what the fuck's andrew making it well he tried to say the u word i said unreal but you know oh he did a pivot yeah shut the front door the you word kitty is three three Lurch, one rigs, one Trent, zero, Frankie. The producers put their own on here, but like, that's like if somebody claims they've never gotten a ticket, but they don't own a car and they haven't driven in like 15 years. You guys don't fucking talk.

Yeah. They don't get credit for that. They don't get rid of that. Good analogy. So I'm going to just. Oh, see, that's, you can't. No, on a mic. See, that's garbage.

Wow. See, that's garbage. What holiday Jake just did is ridiculous. In his holiday outfit. Monday, the Blues play the Islanders at the Coliseum during the day. Oh, because it's Columbus Day? Columbus Day. I hate that.

Yeah. Because it's not during a holiday for us. Right. It's like you miss a good holiday. The Blues at the costume. That stinks. Stinks. Only time of the year.

It's my favorite. My favorite place to watch a game outside of, obviously, in St. Louis, is at the Blues. The Blues are playing there. Last year they played Barclays. Defending champs. How about they're going to come in there is the defending Stanley Cup champion? Just okay.

We can probably, we could probably pull that off. Sunday night. Ooh. We might have a little thing going out here. It could be a fun little thing. Have a whole thing happening. What time do they play? One o'clock.

They definitely get into the night before. Maybe go to the game and then come back for the happy hour. Now, that's probably not going to work. It's too much. Anyways, that's the kitty. Frankie's at zero. Yeah, I'm not going to lose. I don't think I'll say that.

You don't say that. I'm the one that started the god-dain thing. We had a guy. No, no, we ran with it because you're just in the worst speaker ever. In D.C. Yeah, was it at Whiskey Creek? Yeah, Whiskey Creek. That's where we were.

We were sitting at the table. After it was all done, everybody had a great day. Me and Frankie were sitting at a table and the guy came up, sat down. We thought, oh, this will be nice. And he was basically like, I love the show, but I hate that Frankie says the U word all the time. Right to my face. I didn't know that. It was, I thought it was just because that one show.

No. I'm going to blame the jetlade. That's been a thing for a while. So, yeah, Frankie is definitely the capital. And then the guy was like, he was there while we played the 18th hole at Whiskey Creek. And he watched me, like, hit my drive. And, like, someone was like, Frankie, you hit the green side bunker in two. And then I was by the guy.

I'm like, yes, it was. And I said the U word. And he was like, oh, you got me. You know what I mean? Yeah, it came full circle. It came full circle. It was a beautiful story. The guy came up to me during the putting contest and was like, I hope I wasn't too rude to

Frankie. I hope it went pretty well. I was like, it did not go well at all. No. It went really poorly. He was mad at you and he probably still is. And he clearly were because you said it to me. Yeah, it was a man.

It's a tricky line to walk given like constructive criticism and also coming off like a He was like, uh, I love the podcast except for like he goes, I'm not a big Franky guy. Well, that's very different. And I was like, well, you. can go like literally lick my grundle like from where like my back meets my spine all the way to the tip of my penis that'd be a long lick man you know i mean like that's a long way it's a long way i don't know i'd probably run out of saliva at some point you'd be like a dry tongue be a dragon

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That's the best part, one of the best parts of Amazon. I always look at user reviews. And also user reviews are very funny. You like, because people are so serious about them. Yeah. You can scroll through. I mean, imagine someone playing around of golf and then right afterwards being like, I'm going to take 15 minutes and write. They'll write a whole long... Say it all the time about the restaurant business. Someone that goes home and writes a 15-page Yelp review. Imagine caring about your chicken, like scallopini that much.

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The place you guys hated it with Kisner. Oh. South Station? South Station. Jersey City. Even as mad as you guys were. Is that what it's called? I hope that's where it's actually.

I don't know. That's what first came to my mind. I don't know if it's South Station. That's like in Boston. The train station's called South Station. What was that? What was that? Jersey City restaurant.

It was that bad of experience. It's worth remissioned. But even then, would you write a Yelp review? No. Exactly. Every time. That just shows. South House?

South House. South House. That place sucks in the world. Yep. God, that place sucks. No for yet. No for yet. Hope that's the right place.

Am I bury in the wrong place? I think that's it. The South House sounds right. Hold on. We're pulling up photos. 100% of the time when I walk out of a restaurant, I forget what just happened. Yeah. Most times I, you know, for strictly volume.

I'm like, all right. Well, I've, I got more food. I'm being nourished by whatever I just consumed. And that's really, this is it's going to get. We sat right under this little staircase, Ben. This place sucks. You just refused to bring you guys your food. Pretty much.

Two hours. Like nobody coming over. And we had done a search. I put out on Twitter, which is usually very, very good. You put out a tweet. You say, hey, we're looking for a place in, like, Newark, wherever the fuck we were. Which is sort of a user review in its own right. And you go through, and, like, one place will have, like, more likes than all the others.

Or you'll see a place mentioned out of 100 comments. You'll see it mentioned, like 15 times is the best place to go. This one had good reviews. A lot of people said it. It went in there. Sucked. It was so bad. You just hated you guys.

Honestly, they didn't because the table next to us, remember? Yeah. The table next to us. They just left their food on the table. And they just walked out. He just left. It was awful. Crazy.

And kids, it was a bad saddicks. It's like getting dinner with kids, you know, we're excited to hang out with our buddy and it just turned into a real negative thing. Anyways, Supreme Golf. Supreme Golf's awesome. God, they're great. I have a question that I would like to pose.

So we do two shows a week. I think it goes really well. It's a lot of work. Obviously, Monday, Wednesdays are very long days. However, I believe I was asked in like November of last year by our sales team, hey, are you guys like, what are you going to do once a week and twice a week next year.

And I said November, December, and January, we'll just do once a week. So my question is, should we in a couple weeks go down to once a week or should we just keep doing twice a week? And I'd be curious to hear what the listeners think. I think it's more on the listeners. To me, I'll keep going. That's how I am. I come in twice a week, see you guys.

It's nice to see you guys. Yeah. Yeah, obviously I'm down to do twice a week. It's really it is up to the listeners. Do they think that our show stinks right now because there's twice a week or are they like, no, I think we have to look at also like the numbers. Are they dropping off significantly because golf is in its off season? Like are we or is us talking about nothing, which is half the time what we're talking about?

Is that still entertaining the earlobes of the listeners? My theory is that they don't give a fuck. I don't know that our content is very much reliant on what's going on in the golf world. Correct. I think it's not. I'd say that it's not. I think, but I could be wrong. If we're having a team meeting here, I would say that it's not.

We're having a business meeting in front of everybody. I would say our content is not relying on the golf season. Yeah, but I wouldn't say it's a business meeting because we are like the people that care and matter are the listeners. That is true. So I don't know. We'll see. I would like to hear what people, what folks think. But we're currently slated, I believe, November, December, January to go once a week.

We might just keep going twice a week. I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Okay. We'll hear. We'll listen. Yeah, we'll see what the people say. Her ears will be paying attention.

Democracy. What if like if nothing's going on? I can make like a shorter. episode or something you can always do like a shorter second one maybe we do like i don't know well on that note this guy uh christian sent uh from the gallery in which we're going to do from the galleries later on the show he said we need a rigsy revamp of the of the of the four play digs episodes glad that he said that these are the historical dives that i did i did two of them i did tigers 2008 us open when he won it was like 35 40 minutes long where i do a bunch of research and then i

present it in a fun dramatic way we put in clips audio clips from the puts from the shots all this and that quotes and then i also did phil nicholson versus the united states open where he's finished runner up six times in the u.s open went through all that history all that people loved them i meant to do i was going to do them like once a month or somewhere around there then we started getting more interviews and we started getting bigger and we went to all these tournaments and i just forgot about him that was like a year ago something like that so i'm going to do one for the rider cup or i'm sorry for the president's cup is my plan uh but we can do more things like that is kind of what we're getting at regardless we want hear what people think should we do two shows a week one show a week let's figure that out let me read

that email just real quickly uh we need a rigsy revamp over the rigs dig series possibly a rigsy rewind would love to see what y'all do um so if you want to get your email read on the show as pack in as many rigsy nicknames as you can and you're going to get read which people do a lot yeah it's a good there's two criteria don't make it too long you don't want to read them that long that's that's totally fair and two just jam pack it with rigsy something with rigsy alliterations i think yeah uh Wet my ego a little bit. Pump me up. Yeah.

It's fine. It's not a bad plan. I'm going to pivot here off the Rigsie stuff real quick. I think that for the second episode or whatever, one of the two episodes, we were supposed to do, we also went off of the recommendations, Rigsie Rex. Mm-hmm. Right? So we should do recommendation and then we have to watch that recommendation. Then we talk about in one of the shows because, like, I mean, I still haven't watched as a legend of bagger vance.

Like, we could be talking about these things. Yeah. So do a recommendation. Maybe we do like a user submitted recommendation where they email Rigsy Rex and like we pick one and we have to watch that. Tirely or email Rigsy Rex. Yep, Rigsy Rex. We'll go through. A documentary, movie.

It can't be a TV show. I'm not binge watching a TV show. It has to be a documentary or a movie. Something under two hours or under three hours. We could put it out Twitter poll. Take the top four and then put them on Twitter and whatever one wins the poll. Right. We'll dive in.

Do you think we should do it watch it all at the same time so we're like live tweeting it? Nope. Okay, so you just have to before the next show. Yeah, watch it. Wow. I don't hate that at all. Yeah. Because it also gives like, because when you're like, you know,

when there's not as much going on in the golf season and when we're talking about, like, people licking my grundle and shit, like, maybe it'll give someone, like, something to look forward to. Like, oh, if my recommendation got picked, or even if we say, like, we're going to be, like, talking about this fucking thing. There's probably some really cool golf documentaries out there that we've never watched or some crazy stories. Even if it's like a YouTube video, like, give us whatever and we'll pick it. I love it. So that's what we should do. We should start doing wrecks next week. It's the winter.

Let's get a little wild. So at the end there, you talked about it. Does it specifically have to be a golf wreck? No. I think it could be anything. Okay. Anything. Could be anything.

Lurch. You came in with some notes, which I think I lit a fire under your ass with the U word chirping. Now all of a sudden he came in with some podcast notes, which is interesting. So tonight, well, it really started in Scotland. after I had like my 30th pint, but when you join Equinox, Sam and I both join Equinox. We've probably been there three times in the last six months. I've been once. Two hundred bucks a month.

Pretty good. I've been once. So they give you these classes that basically is like a, I got a smoothie afterwards. It's unreal. Oh, that counts. Dude, I was supposed to. I joined a gym. The smoothies are so good.

I went to a gym and I started like going and then I got a new debit card and the gym keeps calling me up saying that my payment won't go through because on the card it doesn't they can't charge anymore so I just I block their number and I'm never and I'm never going back. They kept calling me and it was like hey this is a blink fitness whatever it is. I was like don't I said lose my number and I hung up and I blocked it and they'll never catch you're just running away from it. Yeah. I mean it's not like it's my own like my body will suffer. It is one of the advantages of losing a debit card.

All the things that you don't care about that you're paying a monthly... The recurring charges for? Gone. They're gone. You're probably, you lose a debit card. You're going to save $90 a month on stuff that you would just realize that you were paying for. I had lost my credit card at the time, so I had to use my, I would have used my credit card, but I lost both fucking cards. I was just cardless.

So that goes into my second story in lurchy notes. So first story, anyways, I've got a benchmark class tonight that basically they're going to do like a health analysis of my stamina. Ugh. And I can't wait to report on what that number is, because it is. is going to be... They're going to give me a... Zero out of 100? Yes.

I think that's about fair. I am so far out of shape, it's going to be... It's going to be upsetting. Is it to see how many push-ups you can do, see how many steps you can do, how fast around a mile, something like that? I'll report on the next podcast of what they put me through. What inspired you to sign up for this?

My ability to continue to walk around golf courses in Scotland and how out of shape I was, and I think my weight number now is at an all-time high. I haven't stepped on a scale, but I'm probably 268. Oh, big boy. Holy shit, man. I carry it.

You're pushing three bills? You do carry it. That's not even close to three. You're kind of pushing. It's closer to three than two. You're kind of pushing three bills, man. Well, my top number ever, my scale number ever is a 262 number. You're 300 pounds.

I don't know if I can look at it. I'm with Lurchin on this one. I don't think 268 is pushing close. I don't know, man. You're like a six bad months away from really getting close. Six horrible months. Not bad. Horrible months.

Six months of cookies for every meal. In college, I was 220, 225, and I felt good. Yeah. Could run, could be athletic. You gained 40 pounds from then. Yes. Right. So if you just did that again, you would just be over 300 pounds.

Yeah, but I mean, that's 10 years. All right. You're not pushing three. No, no, it gets, you retain weight, you know, the older you get. Anyways. You're not pushing. So I'm a best smart class tonight. You're going to tell me my BMI is outrageous.

I can't. I've got no McDonald's rate whatsoever. Yeah. So anyways, I'll report back. And then getting into your point of losing. credit cards and things like this. I'm actually interested to hear what everybody else's play here. So I go out for drinks last night.

The girl is actually an oilers fan, so it was awesome because we're rooting for the Oilers against the Islanders last night. You guys bonded over him. It was a ton of fun. I was like, this is perper. This is perfect. She sucks. She brings a bag.

She brings a bag to the bar. I guess, so we're sitting at the corner. She puts her bag on the other side. Some guy sits down, whatever. We don't really notice him. puts like a bag, does the steel thing. Literally just takes her back. She goes to the bathroom.

I'm just watching the game. She's like, my bag's gone. I'm like, what? Stolen. Did you say he did the steel thing? Yeah, what does that mean? Well, I've never had anything stolen from it. Yeah, but you just started the story with like he did the steel thing.

That's like the climax. So he did the steel thing. So he put a bag over, I guess because we watched it was on camera. He put a bag over her bag in like the general vicinity. We got saw this on camera. Yeah, so then she, well, her grandmother's ring was in there. They had to file a police report. Good.

It was a nightmare. Then. Awesome date. And then, oh, what a date it was. I mean, really, perfect. Yeah. With the 268 poundler. What's better than this, babe?

Yeah. Okay. So I can't believe you got, they were like, all right, come back and watch the surveillance tape. So the bartender was aloof. He was, he was barely putting the puzzles together just to make a trip. So you are all pretty aloof because he did the steel thing. But. So it's kind of a long-winded thing

Because as soon as the steel thing happened People from different corners of the bar Almost seemed to be in on it Because then they became like They were like talking and like friendly about it So there was a guy in the back right And then a couple in the front left That all of a sudden as soon as the steel thing happened

Became friends And so we were trying to like dissect it like It was like an episode of CSI It was it was insane. It didn't make any sense, and it felt like everybody was in on the steel thing. And so the two of us... Is she like a big fish? Why are they all like... Who is she? Yeah, she could come from money?

I will say it was a... No, it was a straight dive bar. She picked it, thank God, because then it almost would have been like, I was in on the steel thing. You take me to the rough side of town? What's going on here? Do you steal my bag? Dive sports bar. And then... Yeah, does she think you're in on it? No, which was huge because I didn't pick the place. But I also... I don't really know what she thinks either.

I got to get that customer... It doesn't pick in the place isn't that. You could just tell, like, your crew. this is where we're going. Picking the place has nothing to do with it, I would argue. I would argue that as well. Would you? Yeah, like what are the people like, do they live at the bar? So they all friendly. Then people from the bar were asking people outside to like walk the corner. And it was just, it was, it was a lot to everybody was trying to comprehend it me and the girl were trying to figure this out. Who was on what side of the equation? We left. Then a guy came out and was like, hey, I'd love to help. and we're like, why do you want to help?

Like, what's going on? Like, because he didn't seem friendly in the beginning. Then, fast forward about an hour and a half, somebody Facebook messages her and says, I have your bag, everything's been stolen, but come to my apartment and get it. This is first date stuff. So I'm like, well, I've got to go with you.

You can't just go to your apartment. Did you guys go to the apartment? Went to the apartment. What are you crazy? It was. That bag is gone. So I. Especially if it says everything.

It is stolen. So everything's stolen except her work ID and her license. Did you say, hey, buddy, how did you find this? So let me get there. So we get to the apartment. Any normal person that finds something meets you in the lobby. There's no come up to the eighth floor. It's, hey, I'll come down.

I'm so sorry about the situation. We get there. They're like, no, come up to the eighth floor. And I'm like, I mean, should we go like, is this worth it? Like, what do we getting into? And so we went up. We go up to the 8th floor. Let me pause right there.

At what point do you just like, hey, it's been really great meeting you? That's great. You're not my, you're like, we're not related. I don't, like I have no. So that is kind of. I'm like I never met you. I don't care. That's my end game question back to you is through this whole process.

Well, I wouldn't let her go upstairs alone. I would convince her not to go up. But when would you have cut out? Like as soon as it happened when she was doing the police report, are you staying there with her? Are you like, hey, like you lost that? Like, this probably might not work, so I'm out of here too. I think in reality I do, I stick with her for probably most of it like you did. Yeah.

But as soon as the guys like come up to the eighth floor, I'm not letting her go. I'm not going. That's what I would do. We're just getting out of there. Yep, that's what I would do. Everything's stolen anyway. Yeah, like Grandma's ring isn't up there. It's probably our murderer is up there.

Our potential, the guy who they're going to be reading the news is up there. Right. We are proven to have come into contact with a criminal. Yeah. And now someone's asking us to come up to the eighth floor? No chance. Eighth floor. Did you guys go up?

We go up. You could have stolen my heart, honey, but you got your bag stolen. I'm fucking out of here. I'm going home. Nice line thing. I like that. How long have you been sitting on that? I kind of just hit me.

All right. So we go up. We're doing the, you know, which way we walk because it's a big apartment building. We're on the eighth floor. Like, is Jay this way or that way? Don't really know which way to go. Right. Then we're kind of doing like the look around, trying to get my bearings.

Like, where the hell are we? The door just swings open. from down the hallway. This guy throws up his hand. And the Texas chainsaw mask. He just goes, come in. And I was like, I looked at her. I was right.

Are you fucking insane? You like, you went inside this fucking guy? No, no, no, no, but we approached the door.

We did walk up to the door. Easily could have got murdered. Easily. The whole entire thing, you, you, but I'm also like trying to be like, no, no,

like, we're going to get the bag back. You're trying to be like, yeah, no big deal. Hey, I'm 268 pounds. I'll sit on this guy. I would be an asshole this guy. I'd be like,

No, you come down to the fucking lobby. So here's where it gets, he and his wife, his wife was, she was, she had like a crutch, so she couldn't really walk. Good. So then I was, then it. Thank you said good. No, that's messed up. So then I was really, there was so many pieces of information coming in my brain that I couldn't,

I really didn't know how to comprehend it all and see who was on what side. And if they were in on it, because now digesting it from what, everything that I saw, It seems like they were the payoff pitch, and they were almost in on it, too. And this is all part of the process, and everybody's getting paid out. Okay. So where does it leave now? What happens now? Police report.

Hopefully the ring turns up like a pawn shop or something like that. Are you going to see this girl again? Don't know. So why, there's no way the last guy would be in on it, because then he's just attaching another connection point. His apartment where he lives, you could just add that to the police. Lurge how did this night end? Did you steal the deal with this chick going through all this and almost get a murder? We did have a victory drink after at my favorite bar in the city.

And then we had just a little victory kiss on the way out. And that was it. I mean, if this, you guys end up, if this becomes anything, that's a hell of a first date story. You got murder for like a high five. See you later. Do you stay on her bandwagon the whole ride through of the night? Do you stay with her the whole night?

Yeah, I don't know how you don't. I mean, it depends on the type of good. girl, she's an oiler fan, she probably sucks. And, like, I don't know. She's like a cool chicken. She's like a cool. She took it out of the poor girl. Go James, Neil.

If she took it out on the crippled girl. Yeah, that was. Yeah, I'm mad today. Yeah. You're always mad. Yeah, like I said before, I stick with her. It's, I don't know. To a point, going up to the eighth floor, that's where I was at.

You were there, like when it got stolen, which was going to be, before this, this story took off way more than I thought I was going to be, got stolen. We looked at surveillance footage and we all went home. No. It is like you were there when it got stolen. So you don't feel like it's your fault, but you maybe could have had a hand in it not being stolen. So then I feel a little bit guilty about that.

So I do write it out up until the guy says, I'm on the eighth floor. And then I'm going home. And I'm like, you should go home too because we are going to die. That's what I would do. I would say, like, we'll stay in touch with this guy and have him fucking meet us somewhere. But we're not going up to the eight. Yeah.

Well, yeah, hit him up the next day or something. He's not budging that night. I agree. I agree. It's quite a tale. It was a heck of a first day. Yeah. Like I said,

never had anything like that, the steel thing. I would have a lot of it. What I don't get is like, what all did they get out of it? How could they, what do you mean they all get to divvy it up? What did she have $8 million in her purse? Like, how do they get to divvy it all up? Well, I don't know if this is like a regular thing for them because no joke, everybody in the bar was like friendly somehow, all the sudden.

So we sat in the middle. There was a guy in the front right, two people in the back left. And so when it first got stolen, I was like, if I were you, I'd want to scream. but I certainly wouldn't want to talk to all these people right now. I just want to comprehend what just happened and try to figure out what's my purse, what do I need? Like how bad is this? I would go outside.

So when we stepped outside and then that guy came out, was like, hey, and he was like trying to be friendly, but he was kind of a dick all night. No, you said all that. But what I don't get is like what would be the motivation for them to all, like this to be a huge operation? Again, they didn't rob a fucking casino. They took a girl's purse.

This might just be their work. They might just hope for the best. Little money in there. It sounds like there's a ring in there. That sounds like a pretty good. get there. Yeah. Cash in the wallet.

ATM. You just move to that. A million bars in New York. You do that a couple times a night. I think you'd be making off. Because you're on surveillance. Like you get busted. You get busted in a fucking day.

And then all you did was you got grandma's ring. That's true. The surveillance, I will say, was terrible. You couldn't make anything out of the surveillance. You could barely see me there. And I'm taking up 268 pounds of the scene. I'm pretty sure you'd make more money just being a homeless person asking for change. Like, I don't know.

You got to get below a certain level of, like, acceptance there. This one is like you're going to jail. Yeah, that's true. This is like a risk for no reason. That's a crime, my man. And it seems like a lot of, it seems like a lot of effort for something that's just dumb and not that valuable. Like,

if you're putting all this, your big team and all this and that. Oh, boy. Grandma's rings. If you're a big team and all that, like maybe start a company. Like, not just you go to bars and you do a big team operation.

Seems weird. Anyways. That's, that's some wild shit. That's incredible first day. Yeah. And I want to get your take. I'm like,

because I think we got it. There's a couple of exit times. And it was, you know, when you stay on, first day, not sure if you want to deal with this. Should I even be part of this? How many times are you saying in your head like, God, I wish I just wasn't here? I didn't say that. I was more like, sorry. But actually, sorry and I wish this never happened was more of the line.

Yeah. Like I wish. I wish. Yeah, I wish it wasn't here. But like at like 11 at night when you're fucking tracking down Jay up on the eighth floor, are you think you got to be thinking like, God, I wish I were just in bed watching success. Totally. Totally.

I mean, when we were in the Uber over there, I was like, not going to be. places. This is probably the worst place I could do. I almost, now you got me thinking that she's in on it. Just. Look. What, just wasting my night? I didn't lose anything.

I mean, the face. She might not have you. How did the Facebook message thing like she just got that? Now you put me in a pretzel. I'm just saying. The Facebook message thing is very strange for her to just get a Facebook message. Like how did they know who she was? ID still in there.

I did. Looked up her ID. Oh, the ID was still in there. Okay. Looked at her. up on Facebook. Reasonable explanation. Hey. But how, yeah, I don't know.

The whole thing. That's weird. Lost in all of this is Frankie said good. That's fine. To your response of that she's an oilish fan. Well, she's an owner's fan who got a purse stolen. Frankie said good. He really went on.

He's not rational. There's just no doubt about that. I forgot my wallet today. He's smiling right now. I forgot my wallet today, so I kind of know what this girl's got through. I don't know. You don't do the check every time? The pat down?

Keys, wallet, wallet, phone. Check, check, check. I did the pat down and I was at the city bike station. which is a couple blocks to my apartment and I was like, nope. No.

And nowadays I don't really, nowadays I don't really need it. The only thing you don't realize you don't need it until you need it which happened this morning that's how has to get in the building

that's the only we can get in but I apple pay everything else. Coffee bang, Apple pay. Snacks after work, Apple pay. Snacks. Got to have the snacks.

You got to have to snacks after work before you get home? The Dwayne reads right out of my building. So you won't get body wash? I know. I always forget. All right. Uh, he's, you know, sour patch kids, uh, things of that nature.

Oh, we didn't talk about that on the thing, did we? Shampoo. No, but we didn't talk about it. I haven't, I don't have body wash. Real quick. Yeah, we'll do that quick. Is shampoo acceptable? Substitute for soap.

And I think it is. I think it definitely is because I've been doing that for like a week now. But the argument is that like it's not the same, like lurch. Correct. But when we got in here was like, well, it's the same exact thing. The argument. You wouldn't be able to tell. But it's not because one is called shampoo and the other one is called body wash.

Against that, though, is I could switch out. I could pour shampoo. I could pour shampoo into your body wash container, and you wouldn't notice a difference. That's not true. Shampoo gets all, like, white and, like, a little fuzzy and all that. Body wash is, like, way more, like, silky on your skin. Yes. Dove body wash?

That's, that's so. Oh, my body wash gets white in what your description of shampoo does. No, no, my body wash, uh, or is an alms. No, no, no. stays, it's like, it stays like this, like, silky, clear style. It's a little bit, but not like a shampoo. And also shampoo is, you know, whatever. it is chemically designed to clean your hair and body wash is chemically designed to clean

your skin. Answer me this then. How do they sell products that are bought hair and body wash? Like they do that. Good question. Because, uh, you're just not getting like the perfection and either one. You're basically, you're giving up, you're giving up some quality in each word. You're giving up quality in each one.

I don't think that they wouldn't sell it. I don't think if they could pay it. Yeah, they wouldn't people like you buy it. I don't buy it. I'm just saying it's on sale. I think that people see something like that, don't use their brains and agree to go, or they don't care about like the specific one, that one that's made specifically for one and one that's made specifically for the other. Do you think shampoo and conditioner are different? Oh, yeah.

How about the two for one shampoo conditioners? Yeah, it's the same exact tradeoff in every one. There's literally no difference. You're making the tradeoff. We're talking about similar products. Yeah, well, yeah, I'm just, I use, right now I'm using my shampoo as, as, uh, you know, body wash. So that's just kind of where it's at.

And I'll probably buy snacks tonight. And I'll forget. And I'll be, I'll be bottling up. No. We never said that we wouldn't, that we have not used shampoo instead of bodywashy for her. We just lurched tried to make the argument that he goes,

how do you know they're not the exact same thing? I was like, well, one's designed to do one thing and one's designed to do the other. But they look identical. And the feeling when I put them on feels the same. Like when I rub myself, kind of fun in the shower in the morning. Absolutely.

It'll rub, rub, rub, rub. They feel the same. We don't have to spend a lot of time on it. I'm just saying, yeah, I'm out of body wash. Try looking it up and there's just like no explanation as to what the difference is. I mean, there's one explanation that literally says like skin is a body as an organ. It's just talking about the difference between hair and skin, which we know. That would be a good spot to start.

You know what? No, never mind. Phil Mickelson. We're back in it with Phil Nicholson on Twitter. So, you know, what was it? couple months or so ago, month ago, that we really got into it with Phil. We were tweeting up a storm. We were responding to everything he was saying.

He was getting, he was responding back, getting a ton of likes, getting a ton of traction. We DMed him. We talked about that with Kirk on Tuesday's show where we DM'd Phil. Frankie and I did a little one-two punch. Frankie came in with his cool lefty comment. You know, we were like, we were doing a whole thing. We're trying to loop him in like he's one of our friends, like we want to chat with him on the show. It's going well.

Well, we put out the tweet about his shot. out of the bush, which we talked about on the show. Only thing missing from this video, or Phil Mickelson's calves, was the caption that we put on it. He responded. The only reason I hit driver was the depth of the face with the ball sitting one foot off the ground. I was afraid of whiffing it with a shallower face of a three wood

or a long iron. I hit it 50 yards from the green in the fairway, so it worked out. Clearly, Phil or somebody on his team must have listened to the show because we talked on the show about, like, my take was like Phil's just doing this because he's in the, content stage of his life now and he knows that like fuck it like the result might be relatively similar but i'm just going to hit my driver out of a bush because it's going to be all over

the internet i'm a content guy fireside with phil uh all that stuff there's no way from the tweet that we put out that he would have responded with that because the tweet that we put out all it said was the only thing missing from this video of fin lexon's cats it didn't say like why the hell did phil hit his drive like i'm with you what did say that was our show yeah we we spent a good a good portion of it on there and there's really no other explanation other than he listens the show he wanted to give the world an explanation and he did that through us like i think in that situation like do you think tiger woods would have done that like i think it was the correct golf move especially if you're a lefty if it was a right he'd be a whole different if it was the opposite side yeah he's just

saying you mirror the whole thing yeah i agree i think it was the right play i don't think tiger woods would have done that no so no i don't think i don't think i i can't even envision tiger woods hitting a driver out of a bush I just can't do it. That's a Phil Mickelson move, man. Which that then makes me, it does make me think, I think you are right, at least partially he said for a good reason, but he's in the content part of his career. Definitely.

Where it's like, yeah, at no point would I ever think, oh, Tiger's hidden driver out of the bushes, like, ooh, I'm going to get to blog this. We're going to get to talk about this. That's just not on his radar. No, I really don't. I think Tiger takes like a 60-degree wedge, he hits it out of that bush, like over the trees into the fairway,

tries to get up and down from there or something like that. I don't think Tiger hits a driver out of the bush. I just don't. No. I can't picture it Your comment about envisioning it It's almost impossible I have a mental block

Trying to have Tiger's Day Make the Bush with a driver No chair The only thing I can picture him It's like maybe like recoiling out of there Or something Recoil like if the recoil He swings so hardy out of there

That's the only thing I can picture Yeah one of his classic recoil things That's what I can picture Yeah but it's just It doesn't And then I So then I responded to Phil I said I know a good place

We could talk more about this Phil Mickelson And then he responded And just said Fireside with the thinking emoji At this point I've had a little bit of not-ful Phil.

I was going to say this as well. Like, how long do we let him like we're just, he's just tickling our balls now? My point is I'm not going to fucking beg for Phil Michaels. We've presented our case. We've been very fun with him.

We've had a good time. We've de-end him and gone back and forth. We've very directly in DMs and on Twitter and everywhere, asked him to come on the show and had like kind of a couple comments back and forth that were relatively serious. At this point,

I'm not, I'm not going to like get down on my hands and he's begged Phil Mix to come in the show. We've presented it. We've had a conversation about it. I like having followed them on Twitter and all this and that. But Phil, at this point, like, come on the show or don't come on the show. I would say there's no doubt about it that the interactions he has with us in our 4Play account probably gets a lot of engagement more than interacting with somebody with maybe 500 or whatever followers.

And they probably like that, the social media team, Phil specifically maybe. And every time they do that, it's like, all right, oh, yeah, people are engaged and this is happening. At one point, at one point we're like, come on, like, come on the show. Let's do it. Come on. We're pretty much at that point. We're at that point. And what I would say is obviously Phil's trying to grow his thing.

He's got the fireside stuff. Who knows what other media plans he's got in the future and this and that. Phil, we're here to help you. We'll plug whatever the fuck you want us to plug, man. He wants us to plug you. You got a new show coming out. You're going to do a new series. If you got the fireside stuff, you want us to plug your stuff, tag you, this, that.

Great. That's what we do on the show. That's what we have guests on. We had Jake Owen came on. We're plugging his tour. We're plugging his album. Whatever the hell you want. We'll plug it.

That's what we do. But come on the show. Don't just tickle our balls all the time, like Frankie said, teasing here and there and this and that. We're not going to fucking beg. We've presented our case. We've got a great show. We got a lot of followers, a lot of listeners.

They love it. People would fucking love to have Phil Mickelson on this show. Shoot the shit with us for an hour. We said we'd bring wine, drink some wine. We'll have a good time. That's our case. We presented our case. And I think it's very compelling one.

If he wants to come on the show, come on the show. But we're not going to, like, get down our hands and he's and back. That's kind of where I'm at. I agree. I'm glad that we all are on that same page because I was thinking that same thing last night. Good. Good.

Because I didn't know how far to take it when he did the fireside thing. I was like, do I come back over the top? Do I keep responding? I was like, I'm just going to leave it out there. You know what, Phil? You want to play that game? Fine. We'd love to have you on the show.

You know that. We know that. Everybody knows that. That's where we're at. Okay. Houston Open. Henrick Stenson, 37th ranked player in the world, is the only top 40 player in the entire field this week.

I don't like that. note that he got in there that's the new John Deere Classic question. I'm wondering who's going to bring that up. Henrik Stenson is playing in this tournament. Do you know what the John Deer Classic would do to get to that tournament? You have any idea. Don't spit in my face and say that the John Deere Classic or the new John Deer Classic is the Houston Open when they've got Henrik Stenson showing up to their golf course. John Deer is more of like an amateur event.

All right. Well, I wouldn't take it that part. I wouldn't even give it that much. All right. But what I'm saying is I want Henrik Stens. and the John Your Classic, the John Your Classic would like that. But I think the John Deer Classic does sort or hold a warm place in everyone's heart being like no top 50 players, L.O.L. So to think that you were trying to compare the Houston Open to the John Your Classic when they've got the 37th ranked player in the world, that's disgusting.

And I won't, I won't stand for that. A couple of things. One, that comment originally came from producer Andrew. Well, fuck him. Two, for that. Two, there are similarities. The last time I saw a stat like that of like not a single top 40 or 50 players. in the world is in this field was the John Deere Classic.

Now, this one is slightly different where they got one of the top 40 players in the world to play in it. And I thought, wow, that reminds me of he's right, the John Deer Classic. He's not right. But it's not a negative thing. It's a positive thing. It's like, oh, this is a fun, like a fun event. They're going to have tailgating.

They're going to have tailgating for other sports during this. I don't care about any of that. I'm saying that the John Deer Classic, it's a lure is that there's no top 50 player. What number is not an allure? That is a, that is a pride yourself on. I like that top. That the John Deere Classic would do anything to change that allure. It is the allure.

That's like that. You would love to have top 50 players play. Oh yeah. Yes, I would. You were sad on this show when the last top 50 players pulled out. We have since embraced our ragtime nature, me and the John Deer Classic. Oh my goodness. And everyone who else is a fan of the fifth major.

I'm just saying you guys are trying to make the Houston open the John Deer Classic when the criteria clearly is not met. I'm saying. there's some similarities like the fact that they can't get anybody who's good at golf to play in the tournament. And it's in Houston. Houston's got, uh, it's, you know, Houston's great. This is, it's sponsored by the Astros. The Anestros sponsored the entire tournament. What?

That's correct. Sponsored by like the Astros Golf Foundation and they saved it from just dying out. Yeah. What was the old tournament? Shell Houston. That's right. Um, Ian Poulter won this event last year. If you recall, because the whole shop one, they changed the whole thing.

It's crazy how different now. scheduling-wise this tournament's falling because last year, or I guess earlier this year, Ian Polter was the last guy to get into the Masters. Remember that? What was that a year ago? Yeah, we were rooting heavily against him winning that tournament. He did that. He made that.

He made a big pot on that and then he beat who was a bow hustler, aka A. Lurch. Is that who he beat? Yep. I need to play around with that guy. The more videos I see, he looks almost identical to me. Identical. A picture from the back. I don't think he's big boy.

He's nice and girthy. He's got my size, you know, more wide. than anything else. Yeah. He does. Yeah. You guys have... I think I wear it better than he does.

Yeah, he looks more like a pair. Yeah, I agree with that. You know? Mm-hmm. See that guy walking down, like, the hallway in the mall, you just see him from miles away. I mean, I always like picture, like, sometimes when you're, like, in public places, there's just certain people that just stick out. Like, I have a friend that just sticks out.

Like, if you're anywhere, like, you're at the movie theater. You just see his head, like, over everyone else's. That's what you are. And that's what... Like, you just stick out. If you put the two of us with Vi-Dyton. with visors on and just started walking away from you and you like closed your eyes and you didn't know which side

we were on when you looked up you'd have no idea who was who yeah I think that's right are you a head of a picture? Are you a problem at like live events like do people not be able to see like if they're no I'm respectful no I'm saying like because you have a big upper torso right is that what it is big lower half big low head yeah pretty big butt legs no I don't know I disagree with that yeah because there's a reason you pop

in pictures and look 8,000 times bigger it's not because like your legs look like if someone's behind you at a ranger game can they just like Nazi the game? Are you a problem in that aspect? No, I'm not 10 feet tall. You're in seats. You're like wide and big. And your head is huge. Your head's huge. I'll actually tweet out a picture. Do you apologize to the people sit behind you?

Have you accidentally knocked over? No. I will say my brother, who's bigger than I am. Jesus. Was sitting next to me. Way bigger. Was sitting next to me at the Rangers game. And somebody sent a picture because my dad's seats are in the corner and we're both wearing white Rangers jerseys.

And we just look massive. Just two pull-in-the-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. He was like, we stuck out like the North Star. A little... Fun fact here, you are massive. Like, you guys are massive. Yeah. Just huge people.

Is your dad big like that? He's pretty big. He was like 6-1. My mom was like 5-10, 5-11. She was pretty big. My grandfather was pretty sized. You got to love hanging out with your brother because then people are like, look at this guy. He was six feet in the eighth grade.

He was 6-1 in eighth grade. Wow. He's a big boy. I mean, we used to eat a ton. It was like, you know... What are you used to? Well, yeah, good point. But when we were kids...

Where were we flying out to? I don't know. We're all flying out together. We must have been... Oh, Aaron Hills. Yep. Dude, you had... How much did you eat before we took on?

How many meals did you have that more? You ate a burger and a slice of pizza. I'll say I eat for a family of four. Yeah. My meal, my, like, food bills are outrageous. And when we were kids, my mom used to literally cook like seven chicken breasts. And my brother and I each have three and we fight over the four. 268.

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it playing in the italian open uh which is the euro event much better field there than at the john i mean the houston open so he uh is playing there and i was thinking frankie i mean you done a little thing about how you like i think he's hilarious i like i'm on that side too so like you guys have always hated ean polter it's always been like the foreplay like the voice of four play like the voice of foreplayes to hate Ian Polter. Correct. You guys despise him, all these things, you root against him. And when I jumped on the podcast, like, I remember, like, my first couple of shows, like,

you guys were talking bad Ian Polter stuff. And I kind of, like, laughed along. Yeah. Like, went along with it. Like, yeah, fuck that guy. But, like, I, like, genuinely deep down in my heart, I love Ian Bolter. I think he is hilarious. The stuff that you've written bad about him, I look at the opposite way and I laugh at it.

Like, all his cars, and he got the guy fired. and the pictures he takes in front of all the stuff that he owns, I find him to be like an evil villain. And I don't know, he just makes me laugh with his accent and his dumb hair and his visor. Like, everything's just funny. You know how we talked with Kirk Manhattan on the last show and like, we need these guys in golf. We need the Bubba's and the, I forget who the other, Bryson, we need those guys.

It's like, oh, it's fun for those guys to be involved in sport. I don't feel that way about Ian Polter. I hope he goes broke. Why? He loses all of his cars. I hope he ends up on the street. I hope he's a bum. I hope I pass him.

by on the street and I flick a nickel at him and he's like oh my god this is the best day of my life he is a bad person he got that guy fired you just listed that off like it was oh this is part of his character he tries to get multiple people fired from their jobs for going to golf friends and rooting for the sport he is not a good guy at all dude he made a triple one time and like berated the cameraman and like blamed it on the cameraman around the green though he just hit horrible shots like he is a loser and a shi he makes me laugh same as shooter magavin like you watch him out of shooting Gavin is a fucking movie character that they literally created as a joke. Ian Poulter is real

and gets people fired. That's what I'm like ruined he's a real person. He is the worst. Him being real is hilarious. I hate the guy. I really I don't. I find none of his course. He's not a villain and he doesn't want to be a villain villain. He like he gets super sensitive on social media and he responds to all kinds of

normal people that chirp him because he's like a soft little bitch. I think somebody at one point somebody went on his Insta story and was like would you ever go on the four play podcast and he said no and I believe he said no, because they've assaulted me over the years. Correct. It's like, all right.

Did not go well. It's like, we're just, well, I don't think you're a good guy. When he gets, he throws a fit when his Ferraris don't get delivered when they're getting shipped across the country. That's so long. That's my favorite part. Oh, yeah, he freaked out. He's like, my nanny, we only got, we couldn't get a ticket for my nanny. So now my wife's got to take care of the kids for three hours on this plane.

It's like, you are the least self-aware person in the world. Everyone on planet Earth's wife has to take care of the kids with them. That's like what it is. 24 hours a day. He's a loser. I think he's an asshole. Why do you like him, Lurch? Just because it's like different.

Yeah. So some of his antics are horrible, but like some of his on golf course. And like if he's good for the game, I think he's good for the game. The parts that I do like about it, I guess, when he shanks the ball, I get to do like, Aaron Eam Poulter's shank of the week. And he shanks it more than anybody on tour, it feels like. He's an asshole. I'm not denying that.

But I like, I like him being an asshole. I think he's hilarious. I get that there's the line. There's a line where it's like super. We were walking around the U.S. Open on the driving range, and you guys were looking at him, like, oh, there's that bad man. And he was, like, in crazy colored pants, like, just shanking balls and, like, yelling at the people in his group. And I'm like, this guy is an enigma.

I want to be attached to him. Like, same as Kirk Minahan, like, negative vibes, sometimes draw to me. Like, I'm a drawn to them. Another big reason I don't like him is, like, the boss man in the Hank Haney book, like, clearly hates him and wouldn't, like, let him on his private plane. And Ian Polter, like, tried to weasel his way in. like, well, I heard we're all taking this plane, this and that. And Tiger was forced to, like, letting him on and Hank Haney in the book, which I will go on the record and say that it was a dick move and a very betraying move for Hank Haney to write the book. However, I read it.

And he tells, like, an anecdote about, like, Tiger texted him being like, can you believe this asshole invited himself on my plane? The boss man doesn't like him. But see, like, that move to invite yourself on the Tiger Woods' plane is so incredible. But it's not incredible. You're just a loser. People don't like you. Nobody likes you. He, to me, has crossed the line in terms of things that are funny and can't be about golf villains.

And it's mostly due to getting people fire. True golf villains. All the other golf villains are not actual golf villains. Like, when I used to make fun of Bubba, I was just, I was like, because he does, like, quirky, weird things. And it's this and it's that. And he did, I mean, he'd always yell at his caddy, which we found entertaining. But I don't think he's actually a bad guy. Ian Polter.

Ian Polter, I do think he's a bad. kicks him out and like fires nannies he doesn't kick him out of the tournament and then he finds their Twitter accounts and he retweets them and it's like oh and he that's their employer and it's like you guys should look into this because he was mean to me at a golf tournament amazing he is a real villain you should put a fucking cape on him yeah but imagine if like one of us bloggers did that like somebody was mean and you found their Twitter hand and tried to get him fired on Twitter you'd be like that guy's the biggest our guy is the biggest loser in the world he is the biggest loser but he's just funny I don't know how to explain it

him passing stuff out with the rider cup I thought that was cool some of the like On course stuff, I appreciate. Passing stuff off of the right. Pre-Rider Cup, he was, like, throwing gear out to the... They all do that. Ricky Fowler, like, signs USA hats with his cool, crazy haircuts and, like, throws him out. Everybody does that.

Everybody does that, like, the waste management. They all throw, like, shit out on 16. Doesn't make it. They all do that. He's got a good way about him on some of his on-course antics that I like. Off-course antics. I don't think you actually like him. I think you're just saying it.

No, I do. I appreciate the impulter. I don't think you like Ian Boulter at all. Well, I mean... I think you're just saying it. That's a crazy thought coming from your brain when it's my opinion. You thought it was like different to have like the Frankie take. I'll be honest about my takes.

I never would have gone along like Frankie, just along with it for a couple months before actually saying my opinion. I think that's outrageous. I understand where Frankie was coming from. He's like, oh, that's kind of the stance of the podcast. And eventually had a moment where he was like, hey, I've been lying to you guys. I actually think he's funny.

I respect that. I don't think that you genuinely like you. I do. That was a very convincing. Francesco Mollinari's playing That's a guy we all like He's awesome We did talk to him for what

Two minutes at the US Open And he had great interview No idea what was happening No idea He made him laugh So he came out of a blackout Like he had no idea what was going on The first media that requested

He finished up at the United States open 10 feet away from the 18th green At Pebble Beach waves crashing From the Pacific Ocean Stillwater Cove First people he's got Barstool Sports Like okay sure

He stands there It's the three of us fucking idiots with Jake with his iPhone out and all he did was talk to him about how he's going to strut around the British Open in a month when he goes back as the defending champ and eventually he bought it in it was like yeah I'm gonna strut and did like a funny little thing

he didn't know what the fuck hit him no he had no idea of him that was a great one he walked away he had to walk away and talk to his agent and like never again whatever you just put me through he might have fired the agent and then he hired his new one was like

I can't deal with you how the fuck did you let that happen to your fires and then you had Tommy Fleetwood was a whole other bag of tricks. That was just, I mean... Some of those interviews you guys were getting, perfect. It was the two euros. Two out of the three euros.

Nothing to say to them. We just didn't. No. And they didn't have anything to say you. We just weren't on the same page. No. What are you supposed to say? Matthew Fitzpatrick, we were.

Yeah. Correct. But the other two... It's all about how they approach you, like, to start. It's also they need to have some sort of idea who we are, what we are. Those two, neither one of them had any clue. Like, because it would have been just as awkward with Matthew Fitzpatrick had he not, like, he not, like, entered our world and been like, oh, oh, you know.

You knew what Barstall was. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Right, right, right. We were never engaged with Matthew Fitzpatrick if he didn't, if we didn't know that he was a barstall guy. Totally. But those other two guys, right? Like there were, to them, we're just on a list of like AP, ESPN, golf channel, Barstall Sports.

Fine. To Matthew Fitzpatrick, he could look at that list and be like, oh, Barstall guys. All right. Like, he gets it before it even start. Those guys, they figured it out midway through, I think. Baptism by fire. Correct. Correct.

Of like, what the fuck just hit me. so I don't know that we're ever going to do anything with those guys although well we were they're notable so they probably are going to remember it because I thought maybe they just forget about it once it was done but there's no way Tommy Fleetwood forgets being like Tommy Fleetwood fucks

and then at one point where like you should get a guitar and knowing how to play what did you actually say to him you fuck don't you or something? I was like yo we're here with Ty Flewwood and I just got to say man you fuck you fuck on the golf course that was your intro he fuck off the golf course I think it was like 15 seconds into it.

You were like you. I was like, I was like I'd never forgive myself if I didn't tell you this because I say it all the time. Like you just fucked. You fuck, right? And he was like, all right. Right. Ryan Whitney, Ryan Whitney was there. He left off to the side.

And when he got done, he was like, is this how you guys get players? Is this how you guys try to do it? Whitney loved it. When I said, when I said, this is amazing. When I said, you fuck, Whitney, no joke, spit out the water he was drinking and ran away laughing. He goes, I can't. believe you just told like a top 15, 10 player in the world.

At the time he was like top 10 easily. And people thought he was going to win the fucking in the U.S.O. He's like, you just told top 10 player in the world that he fucks. Whitney couldn't believe it. So I would be, it was so, like, a lot of times we're able to slide things in like that in like a pretty proper and funny manner.

You hit him like a cold glass of water to the face. A hundred percent. And I got so many Euro people mad at that. Like my mentions were just a dumpster fire. Oh, yeah. Like how dare you? you like who is this bloke like speaking to our Tommy like that was a compliment them calling you a bloke is I like that he's number 15

ranked player in the world currently I think he probably was higher at the time from the gallery well let's rip through a handful of these for play at barsool sports dot com that is how you send these that's how you submit these I've said it before I will say it again if you send me a long email I will not read it if you compliment me in the email or use some of my nicknames that I self-proclaimed I will probably read it and might put you on the show. We might have to do a third person kidding. Probably should just turn into definitely.

If you do, I would say, the over of four rigsy something, you're getting in. If it's short, sweet, under two sentences, three or four rigsies, you're in. Well, yeah, that's what I just said. I literally just laid all that out. Colbert says, question, boys, whenever you watch PGA events, and this is going to touch a little bit on the Whitney thing, but I think this is a good question. I'm curious what we would have gone with. Whenever you watch PGA events and they're miced up, the last thing in Caddy says to

as players always something positive. They'll say something like, great choice, perfect call, right decision, or I love it. It's never like, make sure you stay right or watch out for the water or don't hit it over that fucking tree. Simple question, what is the last thing or what would have been the last thing that Frankie would have said to Riggs before each shot in the $10,000 Ryan Whitney match? Did you guys talk about this? Yeah, we did this on the show. No, not on the show maybe, but I think you guys had one point in having a conversation because we saw something where somebody a caddy said something to a player and you guys were like, oh, we got to think of something for you to say.

say to me every time. And I can't remember if we ever came up with anything. I remember it might have been Greller and Speath where Greller used to always say paint the picture. And that was the last... Oh, yeah. You paint the picture is so strong. Yes. For the Aaron Hills Boys, I said, bingo. Mine was bingo for the Aaron Hills Boys. That's good for them. That's good for them. Bingo.

Well, that's like, post shot almost. I think, dude... I think mine would have been a lot of, like, if we were discussing a club and you just pulled the seven iron out, I should have been like, that's right. I think he needs to be way stronger than that. I mean, I know, like, it might still happen in the future after the four ball, whatever. Paint the picture.

But you can't. I know, you can't steal it. But imagine you said that on camera every time. It's good, but it's so gimmicky. It doesn't get you like, if I told you paint the picture, it's like, we're playing for $10,000. It's not like, like you're joking around. Yeah, but you got to give me light, man. I know, but paint the picture is too much.

Like, Greller, like, I don't know. I can't believe Greller says that. I believe it was that. Really? I believe it was that. Yeah, but like Tiger talks about all time. Tiger talks all the time about like I, you got. Before all my putts, like I always think putts to the picture, like paint the picture.

I know, it just seems so, I don't know. I don't think it's gimmicky at all. That's like butterflies and rainbows and, I don't know. I would say it worked out pretty well for those. It does. That's why I was just stunning. I can't remember. I thought you guys had one that was pretty good.

I think, I thought I remember you guys workshop and something, but I just can't pull it. God, I'm getting close to my brain out of thinking it too. Because I remember having this conversation because that's the only reason the Aaron Hills boys came up and catting for them and my go word was bingo. Yeah. And Frankie, you had something that was good that I just cannot remember. remember we'll have to get what do what I know I'm blanking me too it was something we did we settled on something this did trigger my brain I was like there's something there I think we've either had the conversation or we'd come up with something and it was perfect and we just forgot

damn but I mean it seems like you guys got a decent amount of time to think of something before the winning match months it's supposed to be it would be right now and it is oh it would be right now it would be literally as we're recording this for all the folks home It's 52 degrees in raining all day and wear great horses. Wow. That would be so good. I know. I thought about that too.

That would be so good. I would love that. Having all the commentators out there in like rain jackets and shit. It would be awesome. It would be such a war. God, I would have loved that. Yeah, we got to think of something.

Jake and I were saying how terrible it would have been. Maybe for a camera guys. But for the visual. Ooh, visuals would be good. Dave out there in the rain, the wind. Maybe if it was, maybe it was like rain and stuff today, you'd just be like, Block it out. Maybe you say that.

Block it out. That is good. On a day like today? Then I might block it out to the right. You wouldn't want to do that. But if it's raining and there's people everywhere. I just hit flares in every shot. I'm like, you keep saying block it out.

That's where. Let it fly is good. Tweet us. Tweet us what, uh, let it fly is fucking good. Was that not it? Maybe let it fly is good. Let it might have been it. Let it might have been it.

I don't know if it was it, but it just hit my brain like. That's good either way. Let it fly. Par three. to just let it fly. Could you imagine the... Let it fly is awesome. The compilation video after of like you dropping like 75 let it flies.

Let it fly. Would be so good. Let it flies. I think let it fly. I mean, you can... So I have... You got some time, but... We have some time in that.

And then also I've been requested that if the Barstall Classic ever makes its way to Minneapolis, I have been requested to caddy for a couple of the islanders. And I'm going to get an Islander's bib. Wow. So I need to use that for that. Done deal. been requested to be on the bag. I want to do it at Hazel Team, but I think it's too expensive.

Really? I think Hazel Team wants too much money. Wow, it surprises me. Does it? It's a major championship venue. Yeah. Sick course, though. There's a lot of good courses in there.

We'll find a good course to do that. I'm not too concerned. But you are going to carry for the boy. Zachary says, hey, guys, love the show. Do you find it acceptable? Most guys I play with fluff, meaning that nobody gives a shit if you walk up and unplug your ball, prop it up in the rough, whatever. We figure we're not on the tour, and in the end, it might save a stroke or two, so what the hell?

What are your guy's thoughts? Then he also said a shout to my buddy, Adam, literally will not golf. Oh, this is my note that I put in there. Now, what I'm going to say to that is something we've talked about on the show before, but it's been a lot. As long as you all agree on the same rules, who gives a shit? Even Kirk Minahan's story the other day where he was like, the first time I played, I went out, hit my tee shot, and my ball was in the fairway, I went up and teed it up at the fairway. And people looked to me like, well, if your whole group's playing that way, who cares?

As long as it's more fun, golf's all about having a fun. That's literally the only thing that matters. Any hard O who chirps you about like what T's you play, what rules you play, as long as you play by basic acceptable golf etiquette, you're not bothering other groups. You listen to music. If you're listening to music, like turn it down when you drive near another T where there's another group T and off, turn it down a little bit, this or that. Same kind of principle.

You're doing your own little force. If you're having your own little match, as long as everybody agrees to the same thing, done deal. Everybody agree on there? I agree because even when he said it may save a stroke or two, whatever, just like Have fun out there. Have fun. I played with a guy that teed up every shot. He just kept doing it.

I didn't care. He was having fun. He had a bad bat. He just teed up every shot, no matter where he was. I cannot match. Every shot. Wouldn't that make his back hurt more? Putting the T in and picking it up?

I feel like putting the T in would be the most, like, disastrous part of his day, and then he just did it, like, 98 times? I don't know. Didn't ask. He was having fun. Didn't care. Yeah. I cannot imagine a scenario where I'm like, did you just do that over there?

Because I don't approve of that. There was a time, I remember there's a time. I don't care. My dad's probably, like, going to deny it. But I remember one time we were at. Oh, I know he's going to do. I was, like, up in the fairway, and he was, like, back. He, like, duffed one off the tea, and he was, like, in the rough, like, maybe 40, 50 yards in front of the teabox.

And I remember hearing this noise with, like, a three wood that just was so pure. And he striped this ball, like, up towards the green. I remember looking back and, like, vaguely seeing a tea flying in the air. And I'm like, did you just tee that? Like, I just remember, I don't remember exactly our, like, our dialogue back and forth, but I remember him just, like, laughing and, like, walking back to a car. Laughing right in your face. I was like, you just teed that up, didn't you?

And he's like, no. Like, you hit the ball 230 yards out of the, like, the thickest rough I've ever seen. And I'm pretty sure the T's still flying in the air to this day. Yeah, I put this note in there because I just wanted to give a shout out to my buddy, Adam, who he loves golf. Every time I'm home, all he wants to do is play golf. We got to go here. We got to do there.

But he literally will not play. We'll not play unless we do preferred lies. We take a cart and we have to drink. He literally just won't play. It's like he doesn't understand. He just doesn't understand. I agree. But I mean, there's also times when like that I don't do any of those things.

Yeah. Like we'll carry our bags. It's a really nice course. We'll carry. You know, we'll play by the rules and playing a nice match. And like we just won't drink because it's a fucking 7.30 a round or something like that. No, he has those stipulation. He'll ask him every time.

You're going to let me play by preferred lies. We're taking a cart, and we're drinking, right? I'm like, yes, Adam. He's like, I'm in. Beautiful. That guy sounds awesome. He's great. Spencer, this is a weather threshold question.

He said recently, recently, brother and I traveled up to Chicago for a golf weekend. We're all amped up, waited for two hours for weather to pass. Eventually, it did after about three holes, the weather returns and violent force. Horrible out there. Lightning everywhere. They ended up playing through 14 holes before the electronic. golf course, which the carts, locked him out and forced him to

come in. His question was, what is your weather threshold? My dad planted it in my head at a very young age that if there's any lightning anywhere nearby, you're off the golf course. So anytime there's lightning, I obviously won't. It seems just sure of safety, yeah. It is, but I don't think everybody abides by that.

Really? Yeah. Oh. I think some people just don't care. Some people were like I think I wouldn't, I hadn't care for a lot. That's so agreed to my head that I never even thought in other line. Lightning I'm in. If it's just down Don't care. I'll keep playing. But lightning, I thought that was...

Dude, like, I, like, never thought, like, lightning. Like, I was thinking, like, oh, lightning's just, like, people say lightning's going to hit the ground. When I saw... What tournament was that? This year. Oh, it was a tour championship. Tour championship. When that fucking lightning ball hit that tree and, like, hit the ground like it was a bomb.

Oh, yeah. I was like, holy shit. It injured a bunch of people. Yeah. That's scary shit. That was, like, an eye-opening experience from me. Because I've never seen lightning hit the ground my entire life. So you were laissez-faire about it.

It's like, yeah, it's something that, like, people say, but like, oh. Okay. I've actually been struck by lightning. This fucking guy. Yeah. What was that mean? When my, when my mom was pregnant with me, she was struck by lightning through a window. That doesn't count.

Yeah. You want to talk abortion stuff or something? You weren't actually a person. I'm just kidding. That's a joke. I don't know. I don't believe in that. It's dangerous.

No, I'm saying that you're not an actual person there. I get what you're doing. You make a little joke, but, you know, I love that abortion jokes are necessary. A little third rail joke. Yeah. No, it wasn't that good. I didn't hit. No.

Your mom was struck by lightning through a window. I want you to turn your mic on? Oh, did the lightning, like, ruin your brain? Yeah, it was struggling there for a second. Yeah, no, so she was struck by lightning and, like, her whole hair, you know, she had a long hair. Her hair, like, stood up for a long period of time. Like, you were touching one of those science experiment balls. And she had to go to the hospital and, like, get checked out and make sure everything was cool.

Wow. I think so far. That sounds like the origin story of a story of a story. Superhero. Not a superhero. I'm just saying it just kind of does. I agree with that. That's wild band.

Just pisses lightning. But you can't. Frankie's right. You can't go around claiming you were struck by lightning. You can't be. No, you weren't struck by lightning. You weren't.

My mother was struck by lightning with me. Let me. Let me see this. Your mom while she's pregnant got a whole in one. Would you be like I got a whole on one? Now we're going back to the whole one story. Right. I don't know.

It's like, um, yeah, no, no. It's like, I think my mom stepped on. like a B when she was pregnant with me.

Would you be like you were stung by a B? Right. It's like, no. But a B doesn't go through her whole body. Listen, man, if we're going to, I mean. I don't want to start like, we're not going to start like, I was going to go there. I was going to go there. But I'm not.

If you want to start talking about like, you know, things that are happening in your mom while you're in there. No. That happened to you. I think we can really open. Yeah. You want to open that door of what happens to your mom? No. You're inside of her.

And then that directly correlates to what happens to you. We can go there. It's a good question. You know, you're saying like, oh, it happened to her. And it went through her whole body while I was in there. That happened to me. So if you want to open up, I am now no longer making eye contact with Andrew Will I speak this. But if you want to open up, it's a good point.

If you want to open up that door, I will gladly take you there. Let's close the door. Okay. But everyone picks up when I'm putting down here. Everybody's got it, loud and clear. Nobody's missing it. I got it. All right. We didn't open that door.

for the record, Andrew did. He said that. I'm just here to call... I'm slamming it shut. We're gonna... We're gonna... We're gonna slamming that door. Shut.

I'm deadbolted. Nothing is never coming open again. Yep. Lurge really doesn't like this conversation. I think it's fucking hilarious. It's an interesting question. But you know what? The door is almost funnier open

when everyone knows what's behind that door without having to go. What are you thinking about it behind that door? No. No, what do you mean? What are you thinking about? No, that's... You can't figure out of this point. You're more.

I know, I'm just... You're just a guy who you dead bolted the door. No, I know. And then you ask the question. For me, it's deadbolted. I'm going to freeze. No, it's not because you just opened it up. I'm going to freeze those dead bolts and I'm going to burst right into that fucking room right now.

Do it, Frankie. I'm going to burst into that room. Reggie, explode in that. Tren, you want me to run into that room? I don't. I mean, I don't carry the way, but I know he deadbolted the door. So. Explode in that.

You want me to run in that, Brighie? You want me to run in that room? No, don't release. You want me to run? release? No. What's Cardi B's line? Tiger came.

And then he fucking came and won the green jacket. Yep. And then in Andrews talk, if you got hit by lighting and you then got hit by lighting, then when your mom's having sex with your dad, that means that your dad had sex with you also. Okay. There's a lot. The door is open. The door is open.

Now the door is always open. Now we can't close it. You got to fuck by your dad. The door's wide up. That's really weird. Now we've got French doors and they're both. shit is just Come here

and the nap Dad fucked you When you weren't even Born yet Dude this is like When Michael Scott Doesn't want He's not supposed to tell everyone

That he is That he went On vacation with Jan Yes And she's like She told me not to tell anyone But yes I went with Jan on vacation

And yes she slept over And sex Sex, we had sex with Jan I had sex with Jan I had sex with Jan last night That is That really Boy oh boy

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We've done a lot of the show. You had a great appearance. Yeah. Hit it hard. All right. You had a good show today. Get out of here. Bye, Lurch.

We're going to do a couple more from the galleries. Okay. Chas to go. We're waving about a lurch. He has a real job. He's got to go. Eric.

You're giving the company to Eric? I think that every time. We'll really, Mass. That's good. Thank you. You know Joshua Lyman, same guy who plays Eric. Wait, what? You guys aren't West Wing fans.

No, no, no. No, never seen West Wing. Great show. Swings awesome. Yeah, really good. Really good. Right now I'm watching the peeky fucking blinders. Yeah, I finish that off over the weekend.

I have the final episode of Season 5 tonight. I somehow, some way, stopped watching after that cliffhanger. Like right before the final season. Yep. Or a final episode? I was like, I'm just too

tired. It's 1.30 in the morning. Couldn't... There's no worse feeling than, like, looking at your phone being like, all right, if I have to watch it for another hour and five minutes, it's then going to be 3.35... Or 305. Yeah. I'm just going to be dead tomorrow. What time usually got to have been? I'll be, like, in bed. I'll play, like...

I'll play video games. I'll watch TV. I'll watch... What game you play? Right now I'm on a Madden kick because Do you play like against the remains or online? I play online. I'm in an online franchise with a couple of New York Islanders. We play like a little online franchise thing. It's a very fun, very fun event.

Whenever they have a day off or something or like at night, it's so much fun. I think I want to get into the new Call of Duty when it's out. Call of Duty looks fun. Maybe we should squat up. I mean, I'm all in. Because usually we play Fortnite. I'll play with them.

But we got off the Fortnite game. We don't hop on the bus as we used to say. I can get back. in Cole Dutty. I used to love Call Dutty. Me too. It was my college game. Dude, there's a NASCAR game out. And I'll also plug this that we're going to Talladega. There's a race on, I believe, NBC on Sunday at 2 o'clock. There's going to be a one-bite, All-Rankie pizza car. Congratulations to you, Frankie. Yeah. Your name's on a NASCAR. For anyone that doesn't know, we just released a video of this fucking car that we're putting out with this paint scheme. It's a one-bite pizza paint scheme. And on the side of it has just All-Right Frankie written on it on the, on, I've been calling it.

A NASCAR, it's a stock car. NASCAR is just the name of the league. The name of the league. I've been calling it like, oh, look at this NASCAR. Yeah, I just said you have a name. That's like, look at this MLB. Like, that's just not correct. Yeah, but it's tricky because it's cars in it.

Right. NASCAR. But, yeah. I'm correct on that, right? Yeah. I think you got to be. Stock car. Stock car.

That sounds very correct. The video you're referring to, the word I would use for it is sexual. Dude, so many people have been saying that the music that they use has a sexual feeling. It does. And whoever edited this fucking thing and shot it is, I mean, they have the garage open. Go look. It's on my Twitter. It's on my Twitter.

It's on my Twitter. It's on my Twitter. It's a crazy video. But we will be there in Talladega. But the reason I bring this up is because, oh, and you can like buy it. We talked about Barstall store. We have merch right now for the NASCAR. NASCAR merch is some of the best merch I've ever seen.

It's so loud. It's so preposterous and so ridiculous, but it's the coolest shirts ever. Right. It's got like the car coming across. It's got all right, Frankie on the back. Really cool stuff. but there's a NASCAR video game out and it looks so cool

it's like the most realistic I could get it on that too I'd be awesome I've never been in a NASCAR game neither of I usually you just go with the hits you know they show like a view where you're in the car and you're like

it's cool I wonder if that would get boring drive around the cycle but then like I don't know imagine like the last couple of like laps where you gotta like get up to the front if you could just do like the last 10 laps

that would be something maybe there's a way to do that maybe I played Halo the other day and I, for the first time in years, and I got the itch again. Our game was so fun. Halo was our big college game for the first, like three years and our last year we got into Call of Duty. Yeah.

We used to play Halo 3, 4 and 4. Oh, man, it got in 10. Dude, I'm a big video game guy. I think it's like a great way to kill, like, time at night and stuff. I know, I mean, I know that's literally why people say it's bad because it's killing time and it's, like, wasting time in your life. But, I mean, instead of just watching, like, the same shit over and over again, like, just playing video games against your friends, too.

Like, I play with those guys. Like, I get to talk to them. Like, it's like you're hanging out. It's a new way of hanging out. Correct. Well, especially with the technology now. It's also there's a lot of hand-to-eye coordination in video games. Yeah.

So there's like some skill. There's some thinking. It's competitive. It's fun. Life's all about having fun, you know, Frankie? Absolutely. Just like golf. What a little thing there.

Let's squad up. We should play some COD. Give me NASCAR. I'm all in. You okay? Yeah. You're all right? Yes.

So we lost to there. It's going to be a burt, but then it wasn't. Last one I want to do here real quick. Then I've got to get lunch before we do radio. Starving. I'm so hungry. I'm fucking starving. Almost every Monday, Wednesday, I go no lunch.

I just, things get too busy because we do podcast straight into radio and I just don't have time to eat lunch. This is a lot of inside bars will talk, but the thing that Dave talked about on radio yesterday, that meal. I got it last night. Fucking fantastic. Really? I'll order again tonight. Chicken stir fry. Yep.

How about this? Dave talked about this place that he doesn't want to give the name out to. Then they have a chicken stir fry and he said it's healthy and it's good. and I ordered it last night, and it's as good as he said. I'm going to get it tonight. Now, I do want to say I used a different app last night, and it said the store was closed. Oh, no, I used his app. At like 6.30 when you got home.

Oh. I got to use his app. It was good. It was a mistake on my part. Huge mistake. Last one I want to talk about it, I'm going to go get lunch, like I said. Rider Cup tickets. So everybody's been emailing us, sending us tweets.

I guess the Rider Cup lottery came out because we're about a year out of folks who had tickets, much like the Masters, except obviously, Rider Cup, it's in the U.S. every four years. So a few different people asked some pretty specific questions. Tommy said, I got tickets going to go with my old man, recommendations to maximize the experience. And then Ben, another listener, he said, same deal. I got some tickets. I can only get up to four tickets for each practice round. And then four total match tickets, i.e. all four one day or two Friday, two Saturday, something like that.

What is the best way to go about it? Now, the reason I want to bring this up is because having been to one Ryder Cup my whole life, which was Paris, when we got absolutely stomped and it was just me and it was Logan, who actually is KFC Radio, one of their producers, who does a lot of the YouTube stuff here at Barcelona Sports as well. Credit to Logan. It was just he and I went to Paris to cover the Ryder Cup. We had like minimal access, but having seen one Ryder Cup in person in my entire life, the Ryder Cup is very different than a regular tour event or like going to the Masters.

I tell people all times if you're going to go to the Masters, I would say try to go on Tuesday if you can. Go Tuesday because the Masters is just as much about seeing the golf course as it is about seeing the tournament. You get to see players in a way more relaxed environment. You get to see them on the range. You get to see them on the putting green for a long time. You get to kind of get right in there. Practice rounds at regular tour events, majors, masters. Very, very, very cool.

I think the Ryder Cup is more about the actual environment and the experience than it is about seeing the golf course or seeing the players even. So then I would say a Ryder Cup I would say go on the fucking day Like a competitive day What I would say is go on Saturday Saturday you're gonna get You know you wake up you don't have to go to work until Mondays you got a couple days

You can go all out You can get out there early You see 36 holes of play 36 holes of team play Which you never get to experience that If you do go on Sunday Yeah you get to see 12 matches But it's almost like

I know the Rider Cup's intense the whole time But Sunday is almost too intense because it's like singles matches one-on-one. It feels like they're playing in twosomes, which is how they play on Saturday and Sunday in a regular PGA tour event almost all the time anyways. Whereas if you go on Saturday, you're going to see morning of like four ball,

which is how you play with your buddies all the time, and you're going to see like afternoon alternate shot, which is shit that you'll never see before. There's also only going to be at any given time. Four holes are, you know, that have golf going on on them because that's all that's on the golf course. And so what I would say is get out there early as shit, post up at the four.

first tee because the first tea environment is off the charts post up at the first tea because then you'll get to see every team group come through and then after that i would leapfrog to like maybe the ninth or tenth hole somewhere around there where you can get up there early like an hour before the groups come through and watch them all come through and then maybe leapfrog to like 16 or 17 once they play 15 16 or so then you get the hell out of there try to get out of there before traffic and boom you're done that's the way that i would do it and again i think a regular tour event's a little bit different because practice rounds and all that or sometimes a lot of times just as cool as the regular rounds write a cup very different i think you know i mean you nailed that yeah i mean that sounds right

you like that boy yeah i like it i was fucking ready you were ready for that one i was prepared yeah put that in written form and just like send it out to people yeah yeah i'll tweet that out yeah it will transcribe that maybe and maybe clip the audio and then when yeah when it's really when it's coming around coming around put it out put it can listen to that saturday song by elton john saturday saturday saturday saturday night so no or Like we talked about before, the ludicrous one. Oh, oh. There it is again.

Yeah. You know that. I know. I love that. I listen that song walking. I never missed the actual tone of it. I listened to that. I came up on my Spotify the other day when I was walking to work.

It's just a feel good song. I'm a big fan of it. I really like it. Shout out to Ludacris. I think that's a good way to end the show. Okay. Yeah, it's strong. Do it again one more time today?

Ooh. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. My last recent searches on, on Spotify, No Digity by Black Street. Very good song. Rush, the band. Yep.

I'll hit the road jack as because I use it on radio. And then Tennessee Jed, Grateful Dead. What are yours? What is it recently played? Just hit X on the search. Where? And your little search bar there? Hit X.

I've been on a big old John kick, but we talk about that. You have been. I'm not going to say any. I was listening to KSRady radio a little bit. Post Malone, Drake, Stay Schieman by Rick Ross That's a really good song Trent Daddy

I mean I love hip hop I don't think that's a secret No it's not It's not a secret at all Frankie can you say So we can leave Ah hit it hard Nice