Fore Play - We’ve Never Been More Back

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

The boys are back and have decided to stick to two podcasts a week. We talk about Frankie leaving a mess in the office, how back Riggs golf game is, Lanto Griffin,  the European and Ladies Euro Tour's decision to host a mixed event, and tons more. We're back baby, we're so back!!!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, Foreplay listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We've got a hell of a day here at Marshall Sports. We're going to talk some golf now. Frankie with a star has been through, you know, shut the fuck up. Hell of a day. Hell of a day. The way he woke up, you know, Frankie travels all the time.

And where Dave goes, he goes anytime. Foreplay goes anywhere. He goes. He's included in everything rough and rowdy. He holds a camera for like seven hours straight. apparently the heaviest item ever to be created. A small skinny frame, yes. Yeah, correct, dainty frame.

And then he gets back last night from Talladega watches the Yankees game still doing work, live stream, claims that he picked up his stuff, which I haven't seen the stream, I believe you. And then wakes up to just a shit store. America Nardini, our CEO here at Barstville Sports, if you're not familiar, sent out an email to all of content, and then specifically tagged all the folks that were on the live stream last night and said, so fucking disrespectful are you guys too good to clean up after yourselves Dave caught wind of this when he woke up and just started tweeting one of his tweets said and I guess at Frankie Brealey thinks he's some golf big golf star now

gosh from nowhere so what does that even mean so from all right so let me just explain for anyone that doesn't know so Dave Portnoy hates when things are taking advantage of he thinks which is true like we have a great life we live a fucking fantasy life I was at NASCAR yesterday that my name was on a car a stock car in NASCAR It was one of the craziest moments that's ever happened to me You're seeing like something that we work on And something that's just like said in a video that you know I'm a part of is just on a car was insane

So it's like that type of life comes with like Responsibilities like making sure that you're like humble about it and like actually like Working hard and not taking things advantage we're not fucking superstars We don't like want we don't walk around and like act like we're not supposed to like walk around and act like things are just given to us right? Correct And that's like what makes bars with us. is that we are all common men that are able to do this thing for other common people. And we're never going to try.

We're going to try and never let go of that. So the problem is that Dave hates when that's taking advantage of. And last night, we got a ton of Chinese food for the stream because, you know, we have to come in for stream. It's like part of our dude. Yankees Astros. Marshall Betts is like a huge thing right now. They want like gamblers and people that are like invested in the game just on a camera at all time so that you can see live reactions. So that means like no more watching with your dad or anyone that like.

You're used to watching sports with. It's like you watch it with your coworkers on a couch, and that's what you do, and you're here until 2 a.m. in the morning. And it's fine because we like doing that. So we order Chinese food. I got off this plane, which really quickly, the plane that I was on almost just fell from the sky. Throttled didn't work, right? We're on a private plane, which is also insane.

We're on a little jet, which they didn't have the information for the jet when we got to the airport. We said, we were at Talladega, and we're like, hey, we're here for N7749, and they're like, that's just not here. So then we're like, what does that mean? They're like that you're not in the system. They're typing it in and then the system says did not register. So we're like, so we don't have a plane. And then someone goes, oh, I think I saw an N77 out there. We're like, what does that even mean?

Yeah, we'll go in on that one. So the pilots were just like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're here. Like, they didn't like sign in. So at that point, I thought we had like sketchy pilots. Like you don't sign it. We want flights to be flawless. Yep. Anytime something's off.

Right by the person. The guy's name was Guido. I'm like, this is not good. Like a pilot's name is Guido, not good. We're off to a bad start. We take off super bumpy. It was really bad rain. Talladega got rained out,

so the rain was making it super bumpy. We get up to the top of the fucking clouds, and we finally get out of it. Top of the clouds. We're 30,000 feet in the air. 30,000 feet. I read the top of the clouds. You can now,

feeling that we're out of the cabin. Meaning that we're out of the shit, right? So we're like, we're cruising at 30,000 feet, 35,000 feet, whatever it was. And, you know, we have about 50 minutes left in our flight.

And this guy on, I see the guy in the cockpit because it's right there. You're seven feet away from the guy. got and he takes off his headphones and he starts talking on the phone like he's on like a collect call from 35,000 feet in the air and I'm like what is going on right now he takes off his headphones takes off his phone unbuckles himself walks to the back and he's like all disheveled looking like kind of hunched over trying to fit in this little plane he's like all right guys everything's all good just wanted to give you guys an update the uh we actually lost the the throttle

on the right side he's like it's kind it's stuck right now so the right side engine is at cruise control speed. So we're just working that out right now. Our plan is to descend a little bit. And hopefully it, you know, unsticks because we think it may be frozen from all the rain we went through. And now we're at high altitude. So we're like, now what the fuck? So he said, so he said, if it doesn't work, you know, we'll just descend down slowly.

And then we'll have to change our location to Newark because they have a bigger runway for us to go down. Smart. So now I'm thinking like, well, what do the fuck does that mean? And I'm, so he kept saying no problems because the engines are still working. That's a comment he made. He goes, no problems. Engines are still working? Okay.

So the whole entire. Like, are we close to them not working? Correct. So, long story short, we end up coming down. The guy said that it ended up like thawing out and everything was fine. They got it back. We land. The guy goes, man, we've never seen that happen before.

Us two. He goes, we've gone a lot of planes. That's nice. He said it post-lan. Right. But he goes, to be honest, though, it was never was a problem. You guys were fine the whole time. So that sparked up me and Dave being like, why the fuck would you ever say that? Because while we were 30,000 feet in the air, all I kept thinking about was I'm looking at this right engine.

And in one second, it's going to stop turning and we're going to spin and fall out of the sky because this guy said his throttle. This guy's throttle is just broken. That's not how it works? No. I mean, if one engine would be cut out, the engine wouldn't just, the plane wouldn't just violently. Well, you just figure one's going. The other one stops and it would turn. No.

Why? I will say it's just not good, though. Oh, no, that's terrible information. That's like your right tire stop spinning. I flew back from Charleston last night, and I will say if there's any time to have some, like, turbulence, it was last night. It was bumpy up there last night. And he's in a small tiny little. Oh, I know.

Where the engine might not wear that. Totally. And you're looking out. You're like looking for those screws to hold on with their job. I'm surprised you're talking about it. This column. Dude, I was fucking freaking. So where did you end up?

Did you land? No, we landed at Tito Bar. Everything was fine. But, like, it was just like, that was like my night. It was like, holy shit. Like I almost fucking died And we had like Why I was like texting people

I'm like I may go down here Bless you Jake And so yeah We landed and then I was like You know what like we landed in time For me to make the stream Let me go make the stream Even though we've been up since 7 am

Doing all this NASCAR stuff Like I'm gonna go do it Because I know I'll hear shit from Jared And all these people I'm not a Yankee fan So let me go watch a fucking stream Watch it with my boys I get there

They had Chinese food there already Everyone already ate it I'm eating cold Chinese food And you know we sit down Watch the stream We get milkshakes the Yankees get walked off in a moment in which They didn't even show the home run

Like oh I got a little like bugger coming out because I'm like sick They didn't even show the home run They come back from break and the game was just over I think Jared Robis tweeted he's like you come back from break And they just wrote you lose on the screen essentially And so like we're all just like holy fuck I go back to my desk I grab the two plates of Chinese food

The two milkshakes around my desk I take it up I throw it out and I just walk out with my fucking luggage You can even hear me on the stream being like This place is always a fucking mess after these streams like we're we're disgusting i say it on the stream i'm like this is disgusting so i take all my shit i throw it out i take my bag i'm like i'm fucking exhausted i'm getting the fuck out of here and i walk out so i'm like all right i'm gonna have like a brutal monday because i'm so fucking tired and i wake up this morning to all these emails and tweets like how dare you guys

and you have no work like so like like dave's like tweeting out like the problem with this company is no one's ever worked a day in their life and like no one knows what it's like like earn it and like do all these things. I'm just like, I can't fucking win, man. Like I never had a day off in three years. I'm not complaining. It's just like no matter what you do.

It doesn't sound like you are. No, it's like no matter what you, because I genuinely don't want to complain. Like I love my job. I love everything I do. I love doing this job. I love doing pizza reviews. I love doing foreplay.

It's just like no matter what, if you slip up even the slightest or even if your group slips up, you get like, you don't just get like publicly shame for not cleaning up and being like, all right. If you would have said like be more humble and like understand that like you should clean up after yourself.

Yes, but like when like work ethic and all that stuff always gets put into play, it just drives me nuts. But I don't know. I don't, it sucks in that aspect. You prepared for radio? Yeah, I am. So for everybody out there, it's 2.17 p.m. right now, we do radio 4 to 6 every day, flagship radio programs from any type of stuff like this, which this Slopgate has taken over bars. Well, Dave's written multiple blogs.

There have been apology blogs. All the social media has been all over this. People get super nervous around. Very nervous. I'm nervous. They're flying in. White Sox Dave, who is our incompetent White Sox blogger. And I think he would agree that he is incompetent.

I don't say that in a mean way. That's just the best way to describe it. It's part of his brand. Correct. And they're flying him into, as your guy's punishment tomorrow night, which is better than being fired. You guys are all you Yankee fans are watching the game. The only access you have to information is White Sox Dave is calling play by play by play.

Yep. So he's watching the game. Yep. Calling play by play that you guys are. He has a sound off, so he has to, like, know everything that's going on. Yes. That's incredible. Is the video of him chewing the gum on YouTube?

Yes. If you haven't watched it, go to YouTube. We'll watch Foreplay videos, but also watch White Sox Dave against a piece of gum. All you have to type in in Google is White Sox blogger gum. It's this first video that comes up. White Sox writer battles a piece of gum during live TV interview. It's one of the funniest videos you'll ever watch. It is from years ago, what, five, six years ago?

White Sox Dave was on this, like, local news station TV show. And he just was chewing this piece of gum. And the gum just was battling him. It was stuck to the top of his teeth. He was trying to speak. He wasn't full-time Barstool at the time. He was like he had like a finance job.

He said the shower didn't take. Yeah, the shower didn't take. So his hair is a train wreck. It's like, like Kramer and Seinfeld would like they lose all their shower pressure. He, he like, he was just a very part-time freelance white Sox blogger for Barstool Sports at the time. I think you got like a last minute call to be like be on this show and it is it is something. But it will tell you everything you know about White's like Dave. He's going to be calling play by play for you guys.

So anyways, that's a lot of inside barstool stuff. And the other thing that kind of fucked us was it's Columbus Day and like every time we have a stream we order food. And that part that the part that really looked disgusting was the kitchen like counter. It was like lo main all over the place. And to be like to be honest, that happens like every weekend. We order that type of food every weekend for these streams. And there's a cleaning service that legitimately is hired just to clean that stuff up. Like we have these late night streams.

We have 15 people in the office. It's like a catering thing. So like I guess we all just assumed that that was going to be happening, but they were off because of Columbus Day. Yeah, I think Columbus Day hurt you guys. I think. And Dave made that point. Dave's always pretty fair. He made the point.

He was not even that upset about the kitchen area. He's like the fact that it was as disgusting around like the blogger area and all that is a sign that like certain people just didn't clean up their own stuff. Hubbs went on his, he had the worst first retort you could possibly have. And then naturally, anytime you respond like that, people are going to pick apart every minute, every second that you were on the live stream. Somebody found in like five minutes, he does get a milkshake. He just takes the straw wrapper and just throws it on the ground. That straw wrapper you can very clearly see in one of the infamous photos now. And it's like, well, you can't go out there and be like, I didn't have anything.

And so everybody, you know. I don't think it's going to be, it's going to be bad. Radio is just, I mean, he's going to bring you guys in and he's going to yell at you. As the host, I'm very excited because it makes it so easy. The thing you guys have going for you is that. So easy to host the job. You guys were working. And I think Dave does see that.

Like, you guys were very late. You guys are doing a stream for the Barstool Betts. So it wasn't like you guys had a party. And there was no content being made. And then you guys left a mess. That's the old YP. You know, I'm not doing, I'm not doing shit like to fucking, like, I'm not like doing stuff on my own.

I'm just doing what I'm supposed to be doing at work. And I, I forgot, like, I didn't go and clean up like the tray of Lomaine. And I, that's, that's fucked up. But like you're a golf star You know Like I don't ever want to be labeled that Because I don't think of myself like that Like I don't want to do that

You don't think yourself as a golf star I don't want to think like Oh like I'm somebody and you know what I mean Like I don't ever do that Pro golfers You're a pro golfers You're a pro golfer But you're a star

Yeah you're a diva You're pro golf star If you don't think the next time I play golf And I strike one down the middle I'm just going to call myself a golf star Oh I'm a star Oh I'll call you golf star If we're on the same team

I'm going to be like great swing star He's a star. I am a star. If I hit a good shot. As a guy who was nowhere near the stream last night, and I hesitate to say anything like this because it always comes back to bite you eventually. Days like this are, it's just, when you're not involved in the, and when you're not in the crosshairs of Dave Portnoy, the days are much better.

It's the Marshalls Sports Secrets off. Had I not come in last night and I saw that this happened, I would have walked in Sprye. But I couldn't wait to get to the office. But the second you say that, that's when it comes back and bites you, I'm just saying it is a little nice to not be in the crosshairs today. Now, one thing that's being brought up to is that several of the offenders from last night, not Frankie, I believe, were also offenders in the double chicken gate, which double chicken gate was when Biznasty, Paul Bisnett, ordered Chick-fil-A for the entire office. And it turned out that half the people went up to grab a chicken sandwich and they were all gone. And we were like, oh, he just didn't order enough.

Quickly was revealed that a bunch of people in the office actually took two before making sure everybody could get one. a handful of those people were offender. That was like a week and a half or two weeks ago. So there's a lot of things happening in this story. Compounding. As hard as it is, this is only for Barso employees, but you've got to think like four moves ahead,

whenever you do anything. Always. Chick-fil-A-Gate is a great example of that. Slop-Gate is what they're calling this, or Slob-Gate. That's a little harder to read, but I always think like... It's so hard to read,

that one is very difficult to read. But something like Chick-fil-A-gate, just think ahead. Think ahead. Think of how people are going to react. Well, I mean, anytime it's communal. I feel like how do you not think about others as well? Like, how do you go up there and take two out of the gate?

Yeah. Like you take one and then at 4 p.m. or something like, hey, I'm cleaning up the sandwiches. Does anybody want one? Yeah. Yeah. The cleaning thing last night was so hard to think about the people that were around us because I think genuinely everyone around us thought that it was going to be cleaned,

I think, at the end, at the end of the day. Correct. I guess the biggest issue with that is that like when you, you go on like a buddy's trip for weekend you get an Airbnb you know that there's a cleaning fee and a cleaning service that comes at the end but you don't just leave trash or shoot everywhere you yeah you throw everything away and you make it about as clean as you can without like scrubbing the nooks and cramies of you let them do that so i would have you know you and and i guess it's tough because the more everybody dwindles away the less likely you are as like the last person

there to clean up everything but you're also the most likely person to realize it yeah right as the last person leaving, you're probably like, this place is a mess, but like, what am I going to do, clean it by myself? So it does get tricky. And I do think if it weren't Columbus Day that none of this would have happened. Because the cleaning crew, as disrespectful as it would have been, to leave them with that mess, I think they would have just scooped everything into trash bags. 100%. Also, Asian food does not look well. No, it looks awful.

Like when there's a noodle just like on a black counter top and it's got that, like, orange sauce. It smells. Oh, it just looks so bad. The picture of Willie Colon, a man who made $20 million in the NFL over the course of his career. at here here at 7 a.m. cleaning up was not good for the Yankee. I went up to Willie and I shook his hand. I said, I apologize that you had to clean up that stuff. Didn't like even think about it. So I was like, you know. Speaking of cleanup, the biggest, the biggest, like the most important part of this is the fallout, how you handle the fallout.

Yeah. And like, do you, do you claim your own innocence and be like, no, no, I clean up after myself? Do you just do a big group apology? I think that's the move. But it's the, but here's the problem with the group apology. It is the right way to go. Everyone just say, we messed up, we're sorry, and then all stick to that. What's going to happen is you have guys like Big Cat already.

You have Dave on radio who was going to pick people apart one by one. And then it wants one person, like it's like pulling a string. Once one person collapses, everybody collapses. Well, that fucker said he cleaned up himself. I cleaned up after it. Frankie will be like, I had this video. And then it's a disaster. The old FBI thing.

You separated in different rooms. Stories don't match up. Then one guy's screwed. Oh, yeah. Which is why radio is going to be quick. It'll be good. The only thing it might change that is Erica Nardini, just shitting down Hubs' throat with that.

She was a couple tweets. It's like, I think everybody's just sort of like, like, true. You don't want to battle Dave ever, but you really don't want to battle area. Especially, I don't know what Hub said, but if he states that like, oh, no, he was perfect, like he cleaned up,

like if you use those all encompassing words, like all never, and then there's video view and there's one thing on the ground, everything that you stated before is trash. Yeah. Just doesn't mean anything. Yeah. What a day.

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Where do you even start? What are you going to, like, Google a whole region, and then like try to find a course, call the course. No, no, nope. Not the way to go. You go to SpringGoff, get the app, go to their website, SpringGoff. slash barstool. They're going to give you, they rank courses by five stars all the way down

to the half a star. You might find a nice four and a half star course at a great price. You can click on it, read the reviews. People review in real time all the time. So you can go back and be like, oh, two weeks ago. This guy said the greens were lightning. Spring golf. They're the best way to go if you're going to book a T time. Feedback. We made a decision. It was unanimous. We will continue to do the show two times a week. We have. We have. I would say when I woke up, because we put the show up at like midnight, whatever time we put it up 1 a.m., something like that. So that we do that to ensure that anyone who commutes, no matter how early you commute the next day, you will have the show. I woke up to dozens of emails.

Some were threatening. Like, if you go down to one time a week, I will fucking find you. One guy said he's going to drop out of college. More than we got his parents coming out of us. Hey, why'd our son drop out of college? Oh, because your podcast went to once a week. They're going to be like, what is happening? And then we, so we can't have that happen.

I also got tons of tweets being like, you guys got to stay twice a week. Even if, because we talked about the last show, we're not necessarily golf world dependent, as maybe the first 20 minutes of the show was proof. We are 20 minutes in the show. The only thing we said golf was Supreme Golf. Which that's really not even talking about golf now. That's just ad read.

I think we all enjoy doing it. And it lurches a little harder because he's still got a real world job. But staying twice a week that people want it. We want to keep doing it. So it makes the most sense. It's a no-brainer. I will say there was one person out there. I only saw one tweet.

One guy was like, eh, some of the banter and whatnot. That's like not necessarily pure golf. I could see how it can upsets me. And he just, without me even saying, he just,

other people started roasting him. You fucking lose. So it was pretty unanimous. Like I said, I saw one tweet. We will continue to do two times a week. And then I also have to shout out our guy Kirby,

who, if you remember, I want to say it was like spring or early summer when I went through read an email. Kirby is a listener of ours. a hardcore listener of ours who sent this long thing and was like, hey, look, I just, I'm just going through some feels right now. He got diagnosed with cancer, I believe, earlier this year.

He's getting married, I think, soon. And he basically reached out and was like, I just want to let you guys know that through my treatment, I have to lay there for like five hours in this machine multiple times a week. And the only thing that gets me through it is four-play. And then he responded to this whole chatter of us going down to once a week and was like, I received some bad news recently. so I got to go through some more treatment and if you motherfuckers go down to one show a week

that's bad news for me so that made it a no-brainer Kirby you know we're thinking about you fight strong love all our fans especially you bottom line we're doing two times a week that will not change we're going to continue that forever a lot of people actually even were like you should go to three times a week

yeah there was way more of that than one there was more like oh we thought you guys were going to talk about going to more times a week I think we're going to stick with two two did I tell you guys the other day on the elevator in my building I had a guy get on after I got on. He said, it's nice to see you decide to dress up like a guy today. What the fuck does that mean?

Because I had that dress up like a girl. Oh. That's just, I love that fan as well. Yeah, a little inside joke. Yeah, I was like, I didn't know what the hell was going on. At first, I had the same reaction you guys did. And then I was like, oh, he's talking about when I dressed up like a girl. I meant like you wear the same outfit every day.

So it's like, oh, glad you dressed up like a human. Or that he thought you just on general day-to-day basis that you look like a girl. No, no, it was the-manly girl. It was the sister thing. So, yeah, love all our fans, even the ones who make. make fun of me in elevators. That's great. Yeah, it was nice.

I like, you're one of our guys. It's like you're in the fight club. Yeah, right. I understood what you're saying. I actually got a in-person keep it two times a week. I was down in Charleston this past weekend for a wedding, sat down, bartender was a Massachusetts guy. But I said two words to him.

He looked at me kind of weirdly. And he was like, are you lurched by chance? And I was like, yeah, I was like, how did you know? He's like, that voice is just horribly barretted. This is a new before, yeah? Yeah, this is the second time. and really have only been recognized twice. You have done some video stuff, but it's your voice.

Yes. And then he was like two times a week. He's a huge fan of show, so we had a good time with him. Beautiful. It's a voice. Not only, yeah. That baritone voice. He probably heard you coming from a mile away.

Probably did. Laughing up the stairs. Oh, this idiot's here. Then he was just trying to match the voice to the people once you were there. He's like, where's that fucking, where's that voice going from? That big fucking guy. It's got to be him. Barstow Classic Championship tomorrow, today, really, if you're listening,

two days, the Barsto Classic Championship, October 15th at Liberty National. We played Liberty National. Oh, there's a little plug for our YouTube. Frankie wants to talk about how you can watch YouTube on your TV, which I don't think enough people know because we have the stats. A lot of people watch it on their mobile device. But a great tool is you get, especially if you have a,

either, even if you have a council, what I do is on my Xbox One, I just download a bunch of apps, like YouTube, like Netflix, all this, that. And a lot of times I'll just comb through YouTube. I've talked a lot of times about how I go through the Tiger Woods rabbit hole on YouTube where I'll just watch Tiger Woods highlights and like full rounds and stuff. Well, you can now do that with obviously our 4Play channel. The videos just look better on the TV. They're just bigger.

It's just easier to watch. Yeah, and it's like more of a user experience. Like you're not watching it on your phone where it's like sometimes you get a text message and then you're like you get lost in like the in the storyline. Because like watching a round of golf is like a storyline. It's obviously a whole one through a whole 18. There's a skins match. There's a whole thing.

You don't want to miss anything. I got a question. Yeah. So, Frankie, we're always amazed like when you. hit like stream from your phone it just zaps onto the TV, it turns the TV on. For our data aggregation, when someone does that, finds it on the YouTube via the phone and then sends it to the TV, how do we capture that? Is that a TV watch or is that an app watch is your guess?

I would say the data department is nowhere near that sophisticated. Okay. That's an app watch. There's no chance they know. That's a phone watch. I think it's a phone watch. I watch every, I do the same thing that you do. a Roku and I download a bunch of apps and one of them is YouTube and I think I watch YouTube

more than like I have like the YouTube TV or whatever which is basically cable I think I watch YouTube videos on my TV more than anything else I just go on there there's like a recommended list after you you clicked around a bunch and did some searches it's way better it's like watching TV I would recommend doing that for the four play video well probably because it's on your TV it is but like you know YouTube right now I saw that little smirk yeah he got you with that one no but yes or I want to knock that over right now. I want to knock that over, but I won't.

That's dangerous. It's just the app is there. It's easy. I think you're right. People don't realize how easy it is and how seamless it is. It's just YouTube videos on your TV. It seems crazy, but it works. Our full 18 holes of Liberty National are on, is on our YouTube page.

Foreplay Golf. Go check us out, subscribe. We're up to like 25,000 subscribers, which is pretty cool. Check out our videos. We're putting more and more and more out there. We also have a happy hour tonight. We're welcoming like 150 people here at Barclays. little HQ. We got a putting contest. Jake Owen's going to be around. So it's going to be a hell of a

night, hell of a day tomorrow slash today if you're listening to this podcast because it comes out on Tuesday. I just would like to say, oh, Blues Islanders are on right now. How are they doing? I'm watching it right now trying to have it on the smallest little screen in the world. It's one nothing blues, 25 seconds up in the second. It's actually a very good game. Two teams, I think, play kind of similar. Yeah, the only score, the only goal that Blues have scored where it was a pass into the slot and Bavilia on the. the islanders knocked it into his own net. Good.

So, you know, no one scored yet, yeah. It's early in the season. There's no need to get too much animosity going. No, no, no. Blues are what, three on one? Three on one and one. Three one and one. After a, they're on a, like, a four or five game road trip.

So, I mean, the Rangers have gotten off to a surprisingly decent start. It's just the only thing that will hold them back is Henry Lundkis. Henrik Lundquist. Henrik Lundquist will be the death of the New York Rangers this year. He will hold them back. It's early in the season. They will miss the playoffs. Hockey pong.

I don't know. We're going to talk about hockey. They will miss the playoffs because of him. I will say that the Oilers look good. I mean, they should. Yeah. And I want them to be good. Everybody does.

They lost their, that GM that just traded away every, cheerily that just traded away every single person that ever came to contact with them. A couple bad contracts. Yeah. They got to figure out the goaltending defense and then put together a second line. Yeah. It's a joy to watch Dryside Olympic David.

Yeah. They put up goals, man. It's crazy. First game was one one Three, then they put up six, then they put up five, then they put up four, then they put up four. Yeah, I was watching, I was tracking the Rangers game. And I think it was one one going to the third, and then they just lit up four in the third period. I was on the plane on the way of Talladega, and I listened to the entire Ranger game.

I love five, but you're not, so I can listen to the Ranger game. You're more addicted to the Rangers than the Islanders. I think it's pretty like even. Yeah, it's close. You would admit that, yeah. You've said... Routing for losing is so much more fun than rooting for way. Correct.

Yeah, I mean, when they do. Well, it's the same way that I would say this is the... From Moneyball, the Billy... What's his name? Billy Bean. Billy Bean, that obviously, I don't know if it's like an actual quote, but in the movie, Brad Pitt says it, where he says, I care... I care way more...

I get, like, way more upset when I lose than I do happy when I win. Yeah. And it's the same... I think that's the same kind of principle. Like, losing hits you in another way. I think that's for everyone. I think it's pretty careful. Whenever we've talked to golfers on the show where it's like, what do you remember most, like, when you won or when you almost won?

And they're always like, I can, they'll, like, walk us through losing. Like, people will remember losses way more than than than what he says. I think he says, I think that's what he says. Which I think that's very true. If you win a championship, it's like, you finally did it. You're happy. And then, like, you just go, like, when you lose a championship, you're, like, depressed for fucking gutting. Years.

Crushing. I'm on. So, I agree with that quote. But I remember my championship teams. There's only one or two of them. More than I remember the holistic teams and all the players of the teams. They're more memorable for sure. I think the feeling at the time is worse when you lose.

I agree with that. I think the feeling of losing is worse than how excited it is when you win. When I go to an island game, I think there's like a playoff game and I'm like they have to win tonight and they win. I get super excited, but I walk out being like, all right, they did the job. When they lose, I'm like, I can't believe that. They didn't, you know what I mean? Like, because you go in expecting a win.

I would say even like when we play golf matches, like if we do a $5 Nassau and like I win, like it's fun, but it's like, okay, cool, I was a good fun round of golf. When I lose, I'm upset for like two weeks. Yeah. You're like devastated. Because it's like it goes against what you were supposed to do. Right.

Yeah. I'm going to be on that. Like someone defeated. Like who walks into anything thinking you're going to lose. Like you always assume you're going to win. If you don't think you're going to lose or at least believe in yourself to win, then just stay at home. That's why losing hurts more, I think.

There's a little bit of like, well, you should have done it when you want. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yes. I think we're all in agreement. So we're going to get into a little bit of Matthew Fitzpatrick Chatter quickly. He was, he tweeted at us that, you know, his boy was texting him that he's back, going to the range. You saw some new guy that he's back, which I love.

I think that's something branding wise and like just something in golf that we need to run with more, the idea that like you're back. Because we've all, all been there. You find something. You have one round of golf, one range session, whatever the hell it is. And you're like, I'm back. And that's what Fitzpatrick on this show, who is our Euro guy. We love Fitz. He loves us.

Ever since he, you know, grabbed Frankie on the range at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach and his caddy almost strangled Frankie. Yep. Being back is such an amateur golfer thing. His boys text. And while he tweeted out, I would like to say that I am currently in the middle of the biggest, like, on back streak of my career. What the hell is that mean?

last two rounds 77 78 at two very difficult golf courses and the one Saturday was at deepdale which the greens are running at like a 14 and I had like three or four three puts so hitting the ball fantastic and I know it's all going to come crashing down and probably shoot 102 again in the next week or two probably when we like film something definitely but right now I'm back and I did something very different deep dale is incredibly private and you know no phones this that and we're out there just have a good time you weren't filming anything so i put the phone in the golf bag for the entire round didn't pull it out once it was just dead focused i think there's something to be in focus when you play golf i know whoa now hold on a second we're always doing social media we're drinking like you're

kind of like laughing and you don't have a pre-shot routine because you're kind of like whatever you don't get this was like the last couple rounds i played it's been like no phone it's been just pure focus you go through thing. I think it's amazing how big of a difference that makes. I couldn't agree with you more. I mean, like, putting up the drone and things like that and taking a hole. I mean, that throws you off for at least three holes, I would say. It just, it does. It gets you like you're rushed. Your mind's not, your mind's kind of racing instead of calm and focused on what you're doing.

And it's just, it's been a total, total game changer. Now, again, this all leads me to believe I'm back. And the whole premise of the back thing is that it's a fucking joke because you're never really back. So we'll see how it is. But I'm currently in a feeling. Good feeling. Also, it's like, I'm back, like, back to where? But I'm back.

You know? Yeah. Back to whatever. You're actually in places that you've like never been. Yes. I'm back. When you're back is when you're shooting like an 85. I think the premise, I'm back.

Correct. I'm back is like everybody believes that like their best that they've ever played for like a nine-hole stretch is like their what's supposed to be their regular. True. I agree. Right. So you're like, I was supposed to win today. You know, like the same thing about the match was like I'm back. Like I shot 36.

I'm back. Yeah. That is the joke. I'm back to like where I should never be because that was a total flu. It should be flipped. It very much should be flipped. When you're playing well, you should be like,

where am I. I am. I am. I don't know where I am, but I'm happier. I'm back. Right. I thought I got on a plane to go to like Boston and I'm going to fucking Asia right now.

Like what happened? That's happened to me before. I've been having a great round. And then I skull fuck one over the green. I just go, there he is. There he is. is.

Here's the nightmare. I did that at Cherry Valley. I was playing well. Like front night I was, I was, this was a couple weeks ago. Front night I was a band and then on the back. I was like,

holy shit. Like, I'm playing some good golf right now. Skull fucked out. I'm like, well, there he is. Honestly,

the bad man's back. Frankie Burley always walks to that door eventually. You're not even mad. You're just like, there he is. No, it's like, every time I'm playing good golf and then I realize

that I'm playing good golf, I'm in a world of hurt here coming soon because I'm going to miss a couple of balls quickly. If I can stay in kind of a lost state, I play better. It is fleeting, yeah, the more you're like, you're like, focus on it like, oh man, I am playing it well. Then it's, that's, it's good. It's leaving your back.

It is opening the door to leave as soon as you start thinking about it. You know what I do? And I think everybody probably does this at some level is I'm constantly in my brain. I have like an awareness of the door closing to the score that I want to like not shoot. Right. So like for Trent Daddy, it was 100. You wanted to break 100? And you're like, okay.

I'm at 85, which means if I can go like double double, we should be good. And then you're like, okay, I made triple. So now I got, oh, the door is fucking closing. And I was doing it because like if I play well, I can break 80. So I'm always thinking like, you know, we didn't even need to like par these last four holes and shoot 76. We just need a bogey three of them. And I could shoot 79 and everybody's happy. But it is.

That's like the, you're always closing that door in your head to what you want to not shoot. I was with my dad. And to that moment, I was playing. Oh, just perfectly. We're at Newport National, one of our favorite courses. Lovely track. And I'm even through 14, even. And I'm like, this is great.

In front of my dad, this is awesome. We're going to have a couple victory beers after this. Shot 81. Oh, my God. It's one of the worst blowups you've ever seen on a golf course. All of a sudden, I was back. I couldn't hit the damn golf ball. There is.

Oh, there's my guy. That's, so would you, you get an extreme? It was like double, triple, double, triple, double, triple. My worst collapse ever. The time I really trented it was when, oh, that's fine. That's fine. That felt like a dagger, but that felt like it didn't roll out of the tongue. That wasn't even a ricochet shot.

You got to work to say that, too, Trented it. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue. That's how we're doing a show here. I thought it'd be at entertainment value. I am willing to be, you know, the launching pad for people's horrible, you know, collapses. The golf shirt that just says, I trented it. Yeah. And then just you can, it has a blank white spot, you can write in with a Sharpie what you, what you were on target to shoot and what you ended up to shoot.

It's like a green jacket. It's a beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. My biggest pop up everywhere. My biggest like personal collapse was at Granite Links and I was two under through 12 holes and I shot six over bar. Oh, 78. Damn. It was awful.

I eagled the ninth and then birdied the 10th. and then went par par, and I was like, oh, yeah. I mean, I can't miss right now. And it was just, I couldn't not make a double coming in. It was a train wreck. It's crazy how fast it leaves you. Like, when my touch goes away on the green, when we were playing, when I played great at Mammoth, on like the 13th hole, I just lost all feel of putting.

I don't know where it went. I thought it had good feel. Then I blew one like eight feet by, and I was like, oh, I don't know how to do it anymore. Dude, putting to me is so, it's just all guessing for me, man. It really is. When I'm like 45 feet away from a hole, I'm like, in what world do I think I know

what the amount I have to take this little piece of metal back and forward to hit the ball. It's a great point. 45 feet. If you start thinking about putting, it really gets in your head about like things like that. Exactly. You think like,

oh, we're golfing. I'm hitting shots. I'm putting. But then when you think about it, it's like, I'm just supposed to get this thing that's in front of me. I'm going to use this stick I'm holding. I'm 50 feet away.

And I have to hit at the right speed and aim it correctly. And to get it in the hole. And everyone says like, oh, If you threw a ball, you should know the distance. But that's like, I don't know, it's just so much more natural throwing something. Also, there's less friction. Less friction, yeah.

It's more similar. I have to throw a ball through air rather than on a green that some roll. What I was going to say is every green is different grass. They roll different speeds. There's ups and downs, and you don't know what they are because we don't belong to a club. So like every course we play is basically a newer different golf course. Correct. Also, the counterpoint that I would make is every single put is a dead straight put.

that you have to hit just like a very clear, like not very clear, of right speed. Yes. Right. Yes. Oh, yeah. Every single put is a dead straight put that has to be hit to a certain spot. Frankie, can you explain that now? Like you hit the right speed.

Is that what you're saying? I don't know that Frankie gets it. That's a guy who just said five minutes ago that he guesses every time he puts. Here's what I'm going to say. Here's what I'll say. Let me try and explain this. I'm going to. So every put is a dead straight putt.

You just have to get the speed correct. Yes. Correct. Meaning that if you, no matter what happens. So no matter what the break is, you can still hit it straight as long as you like smash it. No. No. I do think that's how Trent.

That is 100% how I'm saying. Every single putt, you don't have to make the ball roll five feet right to left and then a foot left right back of the end. All you have to do is if that if that put breaks four feet total right to left and it's 60% downhill, you have to hit a dead straight put to that spot. four feet to the right of the pin, 60% there. And the hill and the green does everything else. Every putt is a dead straight putt. You don't have to hit like a big hook or a big cut. Oh, yeah.

Every putt is a dead straight putt. Yeah. If you get the line right and the speed right, every putt's a dead straight putt. So it's really like on that level it's incredibly simple. Shouldn't be thinking about anything else. Be like, I have to hit that spot, that speed. That's it. Right.

Speed is what gets big. Yeah, it's huge. Yeah, I was thinking of it. You take all the break out. There's some putts that I've had. I knew you guys were thinking that. There's some, which I don't... You looked at it like it was impossible to answer.

I can't explain to you what I saw in my head. I actually looked at... Like, I saw a graph in my head with like a curve and then I saw a line going straight to the hole. That's what I was thinking. Visually I saw like, oh, if there was a right to left and then if you hit it a certain speed, it goes right to left. But if I smacked this thing, it's going to go straight. And then I was thinking, like, who the fuck does that? Think about some of this whole...

What a crazy way to play off. You got to just crush it and hope it gets it. That would be a reckless way to play golf. There's just some putts that I've had that I'm like off the green and I'm like, oh, I got to fucking smack this thing. And then I walk and then 10 seconds later, everyone on the green is laughing at me at how bad it was. Sometimes like the back of your swing or top of a golf swing when you're just like, oh, I need a little bit more. And then you just jam it for whatever reason. Why don't we practice putting more?

Great question. You can dribble the ball all the way down on the golf course. And if you can't put, it doesn't matter. Like, if you can putt, I mean, you can still save your round. Like, you can just. Amazing how many strokes you can. can say you can dribble one off the T like smack one up in front of the green get it on to the back of the like in front of the green trip one up that's not even close and if you can two putt that it's just a boge yeah my best five my best rounds but for me if I three put that it's a six and a bogeers like that's for golfers like us who live in that like 80s like mid 80s range whatever a bogey and a double is astronomically different you can make six bogey's in a row and you're like I'm fine make a couple bars like we're shooting low 80s or low 40s on this nine five

You make one double and you start to do in your head like, oh, no, now we're worse. The door is gone. I have to like, I have to make an eagle to reopen an inch. Like, I can't. What are we doing there? Yeah, my best rounds have come when we're lucky enough to use caddies. And then I can two putt instead of three putt. And then it just, it all kind of goes from there.

But when I don't have a caddy, I feel like Frankie. And I'm like, these are all guesses. I don't know where I'm going. But then when I got a guy like hanky-panky, my game is I almost, you know, break a hundred. So it's just, if you can just figure out how to putt everything, you're golden. I'm getting it closer than confidence inside like five, six feet or whatever. You know, if you have long pots, we talked about from 45 feet, you get it to five feet. I look at those things sometimes.

This is almost impossible. You know? It is all about confidence because when we played Liberty National, the videos on YouTube, you got to go watch it. I was playing pretty lights out on the back on the last five holes. I had five pars in a row. And I step up to 18, which is a difficult hole. And I'm like, I need to par of this to break 90. I guess that's my goal right now.

And I hit a good drive, hit the second one up in front of the green. And then like something about like just being confident. I'm like, I'm going to knock this thing close and I'm going to tap in apart. And just saying that to myself, I just dip. But like when I walk up there, I'll always like one of my go-to lines is always just like I'll walk. Let it fly. No, I'll walk onto the green and I'll just look everyone and be like, this will be fun. Because like they know it's just going to go on a fucking tour this ball.

Like, you know, like who knows? This thing's like check. This thing needs a passport. Like it's checking in on. This thing's got legs. A little fly by. This thing's not walking around money. Just waving by the hole.

Is it screaming by it off the green? Like, this should be fun. Oh, there was a point on my round on Saturday morning. When I watched two guys chip the ball on my exact line and it went 20 feet by the hole off the green, I stepped up. I had like 10 feet for Bertie. I must have hit it 20 feet past the hole, 15 feet past the hole. You stand there and you just go, how do you not get that? Right.

How do you not get that? Right. How do you not? One, two, three strikes you out. How do you not see that? Like, you just can't hit it slow enough. There's just no way. Like, you got to hit it slower, man. You can't, if you hit it with any speed, it's just going to roll past all.

It's just gravity. It's like, we're on ice here. It's fucking crazy. Man, I want to bring this up real quick. I had an argument over the weekend. Not an argument. A discussion. You did?

It was actually just, I don't know why I said argument. It was a discussion. Okay. With Chef Donnie, he came with us. He's trying to become the next Frankie. He came with us to Talladega. We're sitting on this RV. And we're talking about sports.

We're watching the Yankee game. watching the Islander game they won That was awesome That was great And love you said He's trying to become the next Frankie Like he's trying to become like the next Steve Jobs

That's what Dave says I know I hate saying that The next Frank To like the fucking Yeah The next Frankie too Dave Yes Yeah

Dave's next guy Yes But I mean that We Dave labels the videos Like the search for the next Frankie That's why I just keep saying that Yeah I get it

Which I hate I don't think it's the worst thing to say But I Argument about sports No yeah So we were talking talking about what's the hardest sport to play he grew up in Minnesota Minneapolis and he said he played hockey and you know we got and we've talked about this I think in the office a couple years ago but like when you talk about what is the hardest sport to play where do you guys think like golf and becoming the best golfer in the world um like compares to being like the best hockey player right like you because you always talk about like a sport that everyone can play is like basketball everyone in the world plays the sport of basketball they pick up a basketball they go to a local hoop or they have a hoop in their driveway and they shoot the basketball. To be the best at that, I feel like, is harder than, like, playing a sport

in which only a certain amount of people start out playing, right? Like, I didn't even grow up allowed to play hockey. Yeah, like, if you're based on pool size, then basketball or soccer is probably to be the best. That's something that everyone in the world grows up doing. Soccer would be all. I think the most people in the world play soccer. Soccer, right. Oh, yeah, I'm always thinking fucking America, but if you're basing it off like skill set and things like that of what you're arguing, then it might change. Right. So if you talk skill set now, pool. Shouldn't golf be higher than most sports? Because

from the age of 6 to 80, people are playing golf and you have to be in the top 100 and what, 25 to just even Yes, then yeah, I would agree with that. To be like a successful professional in like a sport at the top level,

golf might be the hardest. Because you're competing with 40 year olds, 50 year olds. You're competing with 18 year olds to 50 year olds, really. in baseball there's only a certain amount I understand baseball is like the hardest sport to play you got a hit a 99 amount on a fastball and then a curveball but there's only a certain amount of people that can play baseball

So you're saying that the pool You have a certain type of like eye hand eye coordination Correct Is the largest because you can have an 18 or 20 year old winner And a 50 year old winner Yes In a round of golf where basketball you obviously And the amount of people that play the game of golf

That's a good point But incredible like how many Professional pool size is larger maybe It may be more expensive It's an expensive sport but I could go out and go in a backyard and learn how to hit a golf ball. And I could just go play by myself and make myself better. But I can't go and play baseball.

I need a team. I need to join a team. I need someone to pitch to me. That's true. I need someone to hit ground balls to me. I need to go to my local golf course and make myself better if I wanted to. But the number of people who have access to golf clubs in a golf course will eat in that a little bit, wouldn't it? Of course.

It would. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It absolutely will. But yeah. But you can also. I can play the full sport by myself.

You can work on your skill set and, like, basketball pretty good. Your soccer's, your skill set and soccer pretty good, like dribbling and ball skills and all that. You can, yeah, you can hit off a T in baseball. I just don't think you can play the sport. I mean, you can't. Literally go play Bethpage Black from the tips and just go play that every single day and see how you do it. If you get better, like, then you start getting closer to the championship level. I would say that I can't go hit off of, uh, so was your side.

Tommy Ken. I don't know. That's why I wasn't an argument. Another thing that's tricky is like basketball. you have to be like a certain size to play basketball. Have to be. Right? Unless you like Mike Bibby.

Like I'm pretty much. Bibi. Bibi. On 511 and 3 4th round up to 6 feet, that's not going to get it done. Yeah. No. Like you're already out. You're out.

Oh, yeah. So that's that chance. Yeah. It's up there. I mean, I would have to be a point guard or something. And I've got no ability to be a point card. I think about how many good 26-year-olds there are golfers there are. And Justin Thomas is just better than all of them.

Way better. All of them. Way better. That's not even close. Right? Like, think of, like, at the other ones that are really good, too. Like, the guys who are grinding on the Corn Fairy Tour or played with college, if you went out and played with them,

they would shoot five or six hundred at a course that you cannot believe how difficult that was. And the JT would go out and it's just way better. There's got to be data that supports this argument. We met with the guy at Crudeon. That literally, we played the last few holes with him. Every hole he had in 18. to 15 foot birdie look on every hole. And I was like, did you ever play like professionally or try to?

And he's like, no, it wasn't even close. And I was like, what? And then you think like if you're, if you are born as a 400 pound six foot five guy, you're just alignment. Like I wasn't born with the chance to be alignment. They were born. And I was out of their competition. Yeah, immediately.

Immediately. Yeah, but they also couldn't be like a cornerback. No. No. So it's, yeah, it's a good discussion. I don't know. Based on your body type. What is your,

my best optimal sport that you could play? Like just your physical. It's so hard. It's so hard because I haven't trained for anything, but had I trained and had like a tone body? Body size. You could be a tennis player. Imagine Frank you like his left arm line is back,

fencing out there with his right arm. What do they say? Ungard. On guard. Engard. You're pretty quick, right? I'm sorry. How were you a baseball?

I was a good baseball player. I played baseball my whole life. Yeah, because you got a nice golf string, but you got a nice slow. Yeah, you make a nice move at the ball. I was a good contactator. I was like, I was a good baseball player. I had a good batting average in high school, like the whole thing.

I wasn't that great at fielding. Flat brim you're out there in like right field or something. I had a lot of flow. I had the best, like, I had the pants that went all the way down. We talked about this. One time on the shirt. We talked about like the worst sport for your body types. Because I think mine was pole jumping that I came up with.

That I, or pole vaulting? Yeah. That's impossible. I would never be able to pull vault. I think you're just breaking half. And what are polo? I think it would snap like a toothpick. He goes for it to sling him up.

I said it breaks an app and he just falls on his back. Exactly. Exactly. You fat fucking. Trent and I should have a pole vaulting competition. Yeah. Yes. We can absolutely make that out.

We had a set of a pole vaulting contest. Just between Trent would run. Bring it on, you big bitch. Trent would run with the, the pole and just toss it at the moment that you're javelin throw it. I mean there's a good chance because you've got to stick it in that hole that we miss the hole.

And then you're just... What happens? I don't know. You just go running face first into the padded thing. I don't really know what I. Do you miss the pole? You auto lose? I don't know the rules. I don't know. I think that that's like goes, yeah, I think you lose. I would assume you lose. I'm sure there's day out there. That's how slow. You guys are running trying to get the thing right? Well, that's a fear too, because when you set it, do you have enough power going

forward to carry you up or do you just go halfway and fall backwards on the running path? Do they have, do they make like extra stiff pull vaults? I don't know. Like a different shaft to golf. I just have no idea. I assume so. Right? But then there's flexibility because like you'd want probably the most flex to be a good pole vault.

The one for Allison Stoke has to be like more flexible like a graphite shaft than one for you. Alas and Stokes. Speaking of Justin Times, I know that was a segue. Oh, I'm jumping back. Did you guys see it? I did. Did you guys see the video of Justin Thomas training this weekend?

Yes. You guys get tagging that a bunch? People want us to do that too, where he's on a medicine ball on his knees. Swinging. Impressive. It looks hard as shit. Good balance. It looks so hard.

Tell Justin Thomas to come let us work out with him. His last one is almost like a fencing thing like Frankie, loses balance a little bit on the last one. And then he talks up. Tell Justin Thomas that we want to do his workout and see how much better he is. Yeah. I'll tax JT. And I'll say we want to come do your workout with you.

Yeah. I would have. a problem with core strength than that. Core strength would be a nightmare on that ball. I'd walk away from that thing throwing up. I think we all might throw up. There was a time of my life where no joke, we used to do that same kind of shit for hockey training.

Yeah? I mean, I would kneel on a medicine ball like that, and then they would throw me another medicine ball from, like, the left, and then you'd throw it back to the guy, and then they'd throw you one from the right. You'd have to kneel on that thing, or there would be an upside-down, like, half medicine ball, where the bottom half of it was medicine ball,

the top's, like, flat rubber thing. You'd have to stand on that thing and do the same kind of thing, stand on it balance wise the whole time you're not talking about a menace ball you're talking about a phone or uh or i'm sorry yoga ball or whatever they are what do they call those things yeah physio ball physiobal physio ball yeah and you would legit like kneel on a giant physio ball kneel there and you'd have to keep like your cord you have to keep everything flat and then they would throw it to you had to like not fall off it was insane i used to be able to actually like do it i'm still avoiding phone calls from my gym because i haven't changed she was going to call no i last night i did i'm still

paying $210 a month, but I've been once. There has been a wreck at Talladega. Update on my fat class. Not our car, right? I actually got postponed to this. It's a McDonald's car. It looks just like ours. That's huge.

Yeah, I was going to have that fat. Oh, fuck the McDonald's car. Yeah, yeah, I know. It crashed. We're good. Good. Yep. Yeah, that car was taken away of our attention.

Holy shit. It's just like a same exact colors and similar paint job to the one bike car. All right, Frankie car. Fat class? Fat class. Cancel last week. You skipped it? No, due to the instructor was also a soccer coach.

up town couldn't get down in time. Makes sense. Traffic. Let me say this. It's rescheduled for this Wednesday. It was only a fat class for you. Right? It's not actually a fat class.

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's a, it's a fitness class. It's labeled as a fitness class. It's labeled as a fat class. Yeah, well, that's what I'm labeling. Gotcha. Yeah, it's just like a, it's like a benchmarking test. You go in there, they check, you know, how much stamina, strength, whatever you have.

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I'm going to say Lanto. Reminds me a Lando Calrissian. That's what I was in. That's very good. Yeah. Big win at the Houston Open, not to be confused with the John Deere Classic. Not even close. Because they have a star at this tournament like Henrik Stenson that they could never get. ever at the John Deere class.

That's right, baby. Pretty emotional story yet again. We've had a handful of these already now at the beginning of this year, but he almost quit golf like two years ago, lost his father at the age of 12. And then I think they were saying on the broadcast that the next day, like the head pro at one of the courses nearby, came to him and said, you've got all the golf resources that you'll ever need on us. He can come hit balls, train, get clubs, whatever.

That obviously allowed him to, you know, follow his passion and his dream. in 2014 he had $176 in his bank account in the spring of 2017 is when he told his agent he was quitting the sport he went on to say that 20 or 30 people if they didn't open their checkbooks to him in his amateur golf junior golf minotore careers he could never have kept playing and then i also believe that uh that willie willcox had him caddy who we was our second guest we ever had on this show trint uh famously asked him why he plays with a pop collar Oh yeah His answer was that he has like Skin cancer Yeah I was trying to Trying to get him I was like it looks

It's a douchebag thing you to do You pop your collar up that Why are you doing that? He's like I'm trying to avoid Getting skin cancer Yeah And I was like Yikes

All right This is our second interview This is going great This is our second interview ever This is going great I don't know that we've gotten much better at it But that was That was our second interview of all time

Really cool story It was actually it was fun to watch He made a He had like a On 16 he made like a 35 footer for birdie to take the lead. And then on 18, he had what we were just talking about.

He had like a 40-foot putt down the hill that he hit five or six feet by and then stepped up and canned it to win the tournament. So any time somebody can do that, it's very cool. Anytime the opposite happens, it becomes like this infamous clip that's played for months of how you choked. Nope, you poured it right in the heart. So it was great. Italian Open. Matthew Fitzpatrick finished his second.

I think it's his third runner up on the European tour this year. He went into the final round with a one-stroke lead, hit one out of bounds on nine and ended up making double. He made a charge in the back nine, made a few birdies, and he had a couple of putts on, I think it was on 16 and 18. He had a couple long birdie range putts. He had an eagle put on 17 that just burned the edge. If he would made any of those, he would have been able to get into a playoff.

But Wiesberger was the one who won. He's actually won like a sneaky bunch of times. Tierl Hatton had a funny clip where he backed off a shot. He kind of looked over at the gallery Like what the fuck somebody had like slammed the door Turned out it was his fiance I was thinking about that Are you guys surprised this doesn't happen more often?

Porta Pottie doors slam very hard Every time you court parties stink Dude when you literally they stink Yeah they're just horribly constructed Yeah they're pitch black inside there They're just When you leave a porta potty you're lucky

If the door doesn't catch a piece of it Because they always they're spring loaded And they just close as hard as possible I'm just saying I'm surprised it doesn't happen more at golf tournaments Yeah, no, it's a really good question. I would wonder if it's because they're usually further away and maybe on like a smaller event, like the Italian Open, like it looked like the whole little farm of them

was like right next to the fairway. Remember when we watched Tiger Woods go into that? Yeah. Port-a-potty, two days in a row, same exact hole at the U.S. Open in Pebble Beach. Yeah. What was he doing in there? I don't know. Remember we said we thought he was just walking in there just to stand in there?

Yeah. He would like walk in. He might have. Walk in, walk in, like, for 10 seconds and then just walk out. He like walks in there, just takes a deep breath. He's like, all right. He just comes back out. All right, I can do it.

Or he goes in a weird place to take a deep breath in. Or he goes, oh, yeah, gross. Or he goes in there. A portal opens up that tells him everything. Like what he's got to do. It closes and he leaves. This is a good time to retell the story about when I was at the PGA alone at Bel Rive, Belariv.

And I was inside the roast of Tigers. My first real time being inside the roast with Tiger. And I was walking down the 12th hole. And I had buried in my phone because Tiger teed off. He hit one on the fairway. This was on Saturday when he was making. a charge of the PGA. Crowds are outrageous, just off the charts, crowds going crazy.

Watch Tiger Tia. I'm walking with the media scrum. I'm buried in my phone, so I'm not looking. All of a sudden, the guys next to me all of like stop walking, and I take me another five or six yards to realize it. And then I look up, and I'm just in Tiger Woods his way when he walked right at me and then gave like a little stutter step left, stutter step right, like which way you're fucking going, pal?

And I just froze. Yep. And then he just went around me and didn't look up ever again. And I just stood there like, oh no. Oh, oh, no. What do I do? But he legit just looked right at me and gave like a little stutter one way and then a little stutter the other way. And then eventually just picked away and went around me.

And I was just couldn't have been more in his way. Tiger fucking Woods. That was before we ever had any interaction with. I was like, I know I blew it. I had that with Adam Scott. And he just gave me a come on. No, that was Justin Rose. Oh, Justin Rose.

Justin Rose. At Beth Page. Yep. Come on. It was like a right left. He went right left. He looked at me and just goes, come on. And I just like, get out of his way.

Figure it out, Frankie Brelly. Didn't it do similar thing happen with Tiger at Pebble? Yes. Am I dreaming that? No, it was. It was almost the same thing. 16? Or no, 17.

We were walking and he came out of a porta potty and it happened again where we were in his way. It was 17. Yeah, 17. Because that's where 17 and 4T are all together. And we didn't. That is really confusing because like the inside of the ropes is confusing there because in order to get close to 17T, T,

you kind of have to just walk out in front of this grandstand by four, and we didn't really know where we were going. And next thing you knew, Tiger had gone into a bathroom that we didn't know. And it came out and was like, and this was shortly after the, it's in the book, read it. Read it. We were getting in trouble all over the place. It's on the sheet. Read it.

Read it. I knew it's something that happened at Pebble Beach as well. I couldn't pinpoint where it was, but, you know, Tiger's just going into Portipodies. I find that strange even. He does love Portopodies. He said, I think it was at Augusta, where he said he went into a, Joey had a little talk with him after like the fifth or sixth hole when he made another bogey on Sunday when he won the Masters this year. Spoil alert, Tiger won the Masters this year.

And only a couple more months we'll be able to say that. Tiger won the Masters this year. This very year, Tiger was won the master. True. This year. Where he tells the story that he had a little, Joey gave him a little pep talk. And then he went into a porter potty by himself and then was in there for a couple minutes. And he said, I can't.

You know, Tiger did his little thing. He was like, well, I can't. Obviously, I can't talk about what was said. but you know and you got himself all hyped up and they came out one the fucking master so he's he finds a something in that port-a-potty there's something that he doesn't use it like the rest of us use it that much i know when it was i go in there i take my dick out i take a piss and i leave the way that man use it and i do that little um the little hand sanitizer yeah yeah do that use that tiger goes in there and anything's possible whatever he finds in there is something i'll

never understand the toilet like starts spinning around and it's like a portal yeah it's like a black hole there was a great line it spins the other way At Bethpage for the U.S. Open back in 06, right? It was 06, Bethpage, U.S. Open? 06 or O2. 02. Oh, 2, yeah. Bethpage, U.S. Open 02.

Okay. Was it that long ago? There was also a 2009 one. 2008-9. It wasn't 8-9. It was just in 2009. Seven. Anyways, the tournament doesn't span two years.

It's just a one year. You know, there's good New York chatter at these events. Tiger Woods goes into a Port-a-Jon and somebody, What? So he is human. Wait a what? Porta John. Porterjohn.

I called a porter john. All right. I think that's all right. That's... You don't like that line? No, I... So he is human. I like that line.

I like that line. But... You know, none of us care about that line. We care about the... Porta John? I call it a porter john. It's one of the worst things I've ever heard. You got to stop...

You got to stop moving your feet because it's making my little thing wobble. Sorry. Sorry. I think what we've... My brother can't not move is. He always, uh, he's always shaking his life and his leg like this whenever we're sitting next to each other yeah he does this whole time but the trend was just doing but my wire was on his leg so my wire was just my uh my father does that

really yep so now i guess i'm just doing what he does my father we're at like uh i want to say my brother and i were at like a funeral one time we were sitting there next to each other and he and i had to i had to put my hand on his fucking leg i said stop doing that and then about five minutes later you start doing it and what i'm describing people out there i'm describing a thing where your toes stays on the ground but you're kind of your heel goes like up and down i guess yeah the best way to describe it, you know? That move, yeah, just a little, like, you just keep a little movement going. And about five minutes later, I'd slap him against to stop doing that.

I was like, I can't not do. I have to, like, move. That's what I do. As a kid, I always noticed my dad doing it in church. I'd always see him doing it. I didn't slap his leg. He'd just hit me across the face, but I mean, slap you're down. Yeah, like, what are you doing?

You're seven. It just built up inside me for about five minutes. I said, if he keeps fucking doing that, I don't know what I'm going to do, man. I just slapped his last. Stop doing it. Islanders down to nothing. this could go down as one of the worst Mondays I've ever had. I don't care about that.

But what we've learned is that when Tegro goes into a porta potty, I don't know what he's doing there, but it's not what we do. No. Oh, it's quite different. He builds up some sort of momentum. You know, that's why he's the goat. No, it's quite different. What he does versus what we do in there, I don't.

And if you don't think, like, every golf course that I go to from now on, I'm going to try to find a porta potty on the course and then go in there during my round. And I don't know what's going to happen. I'm not going to need to go to the restroom. but I'm going to try to do something in there that I think Tiger Woods might do so that I can come out of it a better golf. Tiger uses it like a phone booth. Like, what's Superman's real name? Clark Kent.

Clark Kent goes in there and he comes out Superman. That's what Tiger does. Yes, that's correct. We go in there and we just come out a little lighter. Just like, yeah, my bladder goes to the bathroom. Skin and body care. That's as good as Tiger at the Masters this year. Perfect timing.

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Yeah. More European tour stuff. The Euro Tour and the Ladies Euro Tour announced that they will be playing a mixed event. for the same prize money. Whoa. It says they're taking their most significant step yet, bringing male and female pros together in competition for the first time next summer. They will co-s sanction men and women competing with and against each other

for the same trophy and the same purse in a 72-hole stroke play tournament with official world ranking points offered on both tours. The tours announced jointly Monday. The inaugural Scandinavian Mixed is scheduled for June 11 through 14th, field of 78 men and 78 women playing for a total purse of 1.5. million euros. Cool thing. Henrik Stenson, who we've talked about a couple times the last couple weeks because of his,

you know, the fact he doesn't play in the John Deer Claus. Come on out. Henry, let's do it. Henrik and Onica are going to be the co-hosts, I guess, of the whole thing. Very cool. It's going to be really interesting to see how they set it up, right? Because obviously, if you have everyone on the field always playing from the same

T's men's women's games separately, there's really no issue. You can always bitch about getting worse weather in the morning or the afternoon, but same pins, same teas, go play the same course, good luck, everybody. It's all fair. This, it's like you have to do a calculation in your head that needs to be pretty fucking accurate, men versus women of like, what should the distance differences be and all that stuff. So how they go about that will be pretty fascinating. But on the whole, I think it's really, really cool.

The European tour has become pretty notorious in the last couple of years for trying stuff. They do like fucking night golf, shot clocks. They got all kinds of crazy shit going on. Porter Potty's right next to the goddamn Fairway. So over on the European tour, the trying cool things, this is the latest cool thing that they're trying. So I don't know that we have a ton that we want to talk about with that. No, power to them. Yeah, power to them.

There was an event the other night. It was on like NBC Sports. It was like a mixed, it was like the first mixed relay run. Did you guys see this? No. So like USA versus all these other countries. And it was basically like an Olympic track event, basically. Four by 400.

Is that what you call it? Yeah. Four by 400. It was a relay race. So it was mixed men and women. I think it needed like two women or at least you needed to at least have like one woman in it or something like that. And the way that like one of the countries did it was that they front loaded all the men and the woman was last. So they got to a huge lead because I mean the men were just faster than the woman.

And it was wild to see them run next to each other because the other countries did it so that like the women ran first. Right. And this girl was out to such a. lead that like you she was like she's just going to win insurmountable insurmountable lead that there's no chance anyone catches him and the and the four guys that were coming to chase here looked like they were in vehicles that's how fast they were running and they just all passed there it was it was stunning watching them run side by side stunning stunning like I are so fast because those girls are lightning fast too yeah like they're I this is my point that I'm the world fastest

This is my point that I made. So I was talking about with my friends. Look at this, like, look at the difference right there. It's insane. Like, you can literally see the difference between male and female, like, athletics. Like, one's running fast. But I'm like, you guys are missing the point that the guy who caught her, the first guy, is so, he's not human. Like, that's not fair.

Because you have to watch the way this guy ran. It's like on, it's on, like, YouTube. It's like USA dominates in first mixed four by four relay. The guy that caught her isn't a human being. He was running faster. He broke, like, Usain Bolt's record in this race. Like, he was running subhuman. whatever.

Right. And she was actually keeping up with the other four guys at some point, but it was cool to watch them side by side. It's just amazing. It'll be interesting to see how they do it. Just do an alternate shot. That would be cool.

How they stack up. Alternate shot would be really cool. Would work. Like one time the guy tees off and then. That would be easier too because you just say guys will start on the first hole, girls will tee off on the second hole and you just go back and forth. Or you let them do it on the way.

I was going to say you just set the course and let them discern it. You'd have to let them not do it however they want it. True. Yeah. Think about strategy. Because it's your strategy, yeah. John Deer Classic should have done this. We should have got out in front of this.

Like I told them before. They should be doing. They should be at the forefront of these types of things. You got to like European Dorky's beating us to the punch on everything. This is another one of those things. Potentially, they'll have a golf star there next year. Did I not say the U. Did I say the U word in any of that stuff that talk just there?

I feel like I may have dropped. I didn't hear it. I feel like my radar is pretty good with it, but I could be wrong. All right. Because it was a U word type like thing that I watch in that rally thing. And I feel like my over under per show is like one and a half. I haven't paid attention today. I'm a little tired from the weekend, so I'm a little brain dead.

I think we'll all been pretty good, but I, again. John Deer Classic is going to have like a 10-inch hole sometime. They just got to do something. They should be a hole that's like the size of a fucking beach ball. She's doing on a par three. Yes. Just guys slam dunk them. Then you're going to see the John Deer Classic tweet out like, oh, most holes in one and

PJ. They should take credit for that. They should make it so. They should make it so big that like the ball goes in and bounces out. I am not as an unofficial spokesperson for the John Deer Classic. not above deception in order to win headlines. Like I think if we did make the hole huge and people got tons of hole in ones, we would just forget about how big the hole is and we would just tout how the record that we have.

You have to. I mean, I think we, I think, again, as the unofficial spokesman, I think we could be, you know, just we could be massaging things to make headlines.

It'd be great too. You guys have, like one fair way. They just make like half of it concrete and then the drives are just, be like, wow, they're hitting 520-yard drives out of China class. Landing area.

Like, yeah. You catch the right-ins out of this. fairway it really bounces pretty firm. The landing area like $2.90 out and just bam. Exactly. But then when it lands, it's like another strip of concrete with like with what do they have in bumpers

on the side of it and the ball, every drive just goes like $5.50. What you got to do? What we need to do is. And there's water at the end of it like just after a little bit of grass. You have to time you have to like roll it off the concrete. You can't. You got to think Mario Kart and then how can we apply that to a golf tournament? Yeah. I think. You know what I say? You know what I say?

You know what I say? You get one red shell per round to fire it like your opponent. We should cancel the fucking tournament. What the hell is wrong with you? Cancel it. Your Islanders suck. Fire every single person that works for him. Let's go blues, baby.

The Islanders suck. I want to cancel it. What's their record? It's going to be two and four. They're about to be two and four. That's not great. Blues are going to be four, one and one.

And a lot of home games, too. That they're losing. Congrats to Ricky Fowler and Allison Stoke. They got married. Yep. Yeah, really the, uh, probably the premier couple in golf. Are they up there?

Probably a DJ. Yeah. Yeah, but they're like kind of known as a disaster. I feel like. But it's star power. Star power. It's not in star power. No one even close.

Headline grabbers. That's true. But they're up there. But they're up there. Stoke aren't even in the same stratosphere as DJ and Paulina. But they're probably number two. Yeah. Yeah.

Pauline is a fucking superstar. Dude, remember seeing her as shit? The talk was eye opening. She is a star. She couldn't have given a fuck less about what was going on the golf course. She's signed an autograph. She's taking pictures. And neither could all the fans.

They were so warming her. Yeah. She was going. She's a star. I mean, you don't have to tell me. Star. Yeah, so they're probably number two. Who would even be up there as well?

I think that's really like kind of it. I really don't know. Who else would be up? Who are we forgetting? There's got to be some big ones that we're just doing. It used to be the Duffner and Amanda one, but that's obviously, that's been over for a while now. Yeah. And there's not too many notable couples.

Yeah. Stoke also is bigger in our world because like Dave made her pretty famous when he was walking about her in like 2008. Yeah. Poldold. Yeah, Polalter. Yeah, you guys had that great segue earlier that I completely threw water on. Yep, it was a half an hour ago.

I want to talk about Justin Thomas' workout routine. That was a sick, sick segue, and you... I acknowledged it. I wasn't oblivious to it, but I wanted to talk about Justin Thomas. I think you're overusing Trenton it now. I just used it once. Yeah, I think that was overused. That's not the right context.

The context is when someone is approaching a golf score that they're very proud of it, and they collapse. I'm clear on the definition, for sure. I'm very clear on it. No, you are clear. I think you're very clear. Tiger Woods is getting into designing legit putting courses. This popped up late last week. Popstroke is the company, I guess, he's partnered with or invested in or whatever the hell they technically did.

Popstroke describes itself as a technology-infused golf entertainment concept featuring professionally designed putting courses and exceptional food and beverage. The MO here is it's like really nice putting courses like real greens and whatnot, but it's the top golf of mini golf. That's essentially what it sounds like. Tiger is actually going to be doing is designing all future putting courses for Popstroke. I think they said that in like Scottsdale, I think they're opening one, a handful of places. They currently have one in Florida. Somewhere in Florida is the only one they have.

Fort St. Lucy. Okay. They only have 36 holes there. But it looks sweet. It looks incredibly sweet. There's like bunkers and again crazy slopes and all that. It says this is a natural extension of my golf course design philosophy and my TGR design business. Woods is quoted as saying in the release.

Our goal has always been to design courses that bring people together and are fun for golfers of all abilities and ages. People are kind of equating these things to like the Punch Bowl at Band and Dunes, which is a big 18-hole putting course. They have Pinehurst has one. They have an 18-hole like putting course that, again, is like a real green. They set up different kind of 18-hole setups each day, but it's a massive real green that you have put put on.

This one, obviously, they have like a full-blown restaurant, bar, alcohol being served and whatnot. So keep your eye on that. It sounds pretty fucking awesome. It's like adult mini golf. All mini golf is adults can go there. But this one feels, yeah, top golfy in a way where you get drinks, you can get dinner. Seems nice.

Change out the driving range. I love that in the email that you sent this to tell us a story. By the way, it's 2-1 Blues. Brock Nelson American Hero. Good guy loves a game. Tries hard just scored. I do like Brock Nelson. Again, it's early in the season.

I'm not. In your email that you sent us about the pop shot. Popstroke. Popstroke. So, like, you know how you can link to things that you're talking about. talking about like Ricky fell and it's like highlighted you highlighted tiger wood like you wrote tiger woods is to open up a new putting green and you highlighted tiger and when I click on it it just brings me to just like a tiger woods like stat page really as if like we didn't like it was like it was like a

it was like as if like we don't know who tiger woods was for reference this is who tiger character we're always talking about is that tiger character we're always talking about and uh just take a gander at this before you start talking about him you realize I copy paste from article I do so I'm not the one I didn't go out of my way in the email to be like, I want to link to that Trent, Frankie, and Lurch can know who the tiger I'm talking about is. Tiger Smith. It says, this has to be wrong. Yeah, because it says career earnings of $9 million.

That's very wrong. Wrong. I mean, that's super wrong. This might just be like one year or something. It says year-to-date earnings. I'm firing off a little tweet here. That's topical. I might tweet out.

You're doing a topical tweet? Brock Nelson, American hero who works hard and loves the game. let's just clean it up here, boys, and tie this game. Wow. Your boy Tommy had a tough clean-up tweet last night. Really tough. It's getting really tough out there. It's getting really tough.

It's really tough. It's really tough. Kevin Nah. There's more to the Kevin Nah story, as we sort of predicted, where I said I was ready to fire off a tweet about how preposterousous it was, that Kevin Nah was going on and on and on in Korean to an American audience on TV. Nobody knew what he was saying. one sentence would be fine, but he just did like a whole paragraph, and I was going to tweet that.

But I have learned in this game, this internet game, that before you make a potentially misconstrued comment about something like that, wait for all the facts to come out, thank God that I did that. Because Kevin Nah has now spoken out. And what happened was in Korean culture, it's like not allowed to basically have like divorces or separations or, you know, it's obviously different. They're quite different. We're all aware of that. What he said was, to all my Korean fans, for always supporting and believing in me, despite all these false rumors, I want to say thank you. No matter what anyone said about me, I have been very happy.

So as I kept my mouth shut, I feel like I showed you my feelings with my clubs today. Even as I bit my tongue, I have gotten to this point. Thank you to my fans again. I will see you soon at the CJ Cup. Now, what happened was, Kevin Nye was born in South Korea, moved to the United States at the age of eight, twice declined to speak any further. at that time on the subject. He has now an agoff.com exclusive gone on to say that he was in this relationship.

They were supposed to get, I guess, married, ended up not working out, separation, canceled, whatever you'd like to call it. It goes on to say that Naa was jeered. So first he had, I'm trying to find a bit about the father. but the father and like the bride were you know bride who was going to be but ended up not being were clearly quite upset it says now was jeered days later by the woman's mother who arrived at the Korean open with a sign that read American golf or not give back my daughter's life as clearly as you sent her stuff back now his ex-fiance then filed a lawsuit that according to golf dot com

included salacious details about the couple's sex life and received titillating coverage in the Korean tablet. No countersuit, Naa countersuit for defamation of character. He went on to say, not only did I win my suit, but she had to pay me close to $50,000 when a typical ruling in a defamation lawsuit

is only a few hundred dollars. I think that shows the judge agreed how damaging these statements were. You're talking about Kevin Naa. Kevin Naa. Crazy. I'm talking about Kevin Naa right now. Kevin Naa.

Kevin Nah is salacious details received titillating coverage. Tittulating. titillating. Nah, man. It's a wild story. Yeah. In Korean tablets, that's got to be a wild scene.

Craziness. There's so much to this. You think during the court hearings, he was just like, no, man. You're really hammering that home. Whatever. It's, well, now, yeah, I don't know. I did not expect this to come from Kevin Nah. This can't, all this salacious details.

I mean, she must have been slandering him if the fact that usually it's a couple hundred dollars and she had to pay him close to $50,000. Yeah, the judge was like, whoa. Yeah, this girl's crazy and she's off. I'm on your side. How much can you slander someone? I don't know. What's $50,000 worth of slander?

Slander. That's heavy slander. Just saying the worst stuff ever. Dude, they don't fuck around with that shit in Korea. True. Yeah, they don't. He was saying anytime he like, but yeah, feels like no way.

Anytime she was saying, anytime he does well there, like they bring up all these articles. They've used it as clickbait. He's like, hey, Kevin, I was having a good weekend. Remember when all this horrific shit came about about him. So that's why he was saying. He's like suited for defamation character.

He said, it's been hard to buy my tongue, all this, that. He said, I hadn't planned to say anything after my win when he had his little, you know, soliloquy on the coverage, but I couldn't help it. I'm sorry I rambled on as long and confused all the viewers in the U.S. Kevin, no problem. Yeah. No problem.

It's all good, bro. All good. Your apology, accepted, but not necessary. No, don't worry about it. Nice. Adaboy, Frank. And then I also just wanted to comment here real quickly. I saw on the gall.

Go on there's. We tired enough, baby. Let's go! 26 seconds left! It's the fifth game of the year. You're a psychopath. You are a psycho. You're a psycho.

26 seconds left. 2-2. Your deuce is wild. Johnny B. Johnny B. Johnny B. I'm hoping for this call gets called back. Oh, fuck it may.

Really? I don't know. I don't know. There was a lot of stuff in front of the net. It was. I wasn't watching. Frankie, best case scenario, I want us each. We're both in different divisions.

I want us points. I want us points. Go to go to overtime. Blues win in overtime and win in a shootout. Fine. So this is good. As long as we end up winning. scared me.

But you're a psychopath. I didn't know. That could have been anything. Yes. That could have been anything. Anything. Did you people, did you listeners hear that, man?

That is who we deal with on a day. Right. I mean, the last thing I thought about it would have been a hockey game, the fifth game of the season. Look, he's shaking. He's standing up and shaking now.

Woo! Shaking his dick around. Golf or golfing is what I saw on Golf Channel's homepage. Now, we obviously had this debate, what, a month ago now? Yes. That we have this?

I think we had this a month ago is when we did this debate I'm scrolling through before we do the show I'm like I'll go through golf.com or golf channel.com I'll go through golf.com. I'll go through golf digi, whoever, and just make sure there's not any big stories that I'm missing one now.

This was one of the headlines on golf.com. They were using it to plug the Rory Carson podcast thing that they do. And then so I clicked on there to watch. They had like a five second clip from it where Rory essentially says it's one of his biggest pet peeves. And his only real argument was that like You don't use the, you don't use the, like, you go footballing. He said, you play football, which we obviously discussed all that.

You do say, however, like, he, like, we, like, running. Running, skateboarding. So why can't you just say golfing? Because you don't say, like, you don't call them footballers. You don't call them baseballers. You don't call them, we call them golfers. What they do is they golf. They go golfing.

I think you do use the word footballer. Football player. It's a football player. He's a man as a footballer. You could be right about that. I think so. They might over there, but... But, like, no, I'm talking about NFL, right?

Like, you're a football player. Right. Nobody would say that. You're not a hockeyer. Nope. You're hockey player. Right. Correct.

So the name of the sport, in every other sport that he is, he's comparing to, like, football and all this other stuff, does not use the word in which, in which they call their players. So my point being, if you are a golfer, you golf. You don't play golf. You're not a golf player. You are a golfer. you golf, you go golfing. A golfer goes golfing. A golf player would play golf.

Right. A football player plays football. End of discussion. You're right. Rory, you want to come here and argue this with me? I'll gladly do it. We'd love to have you on. Imagine if you called somebody a pro golf player?

No, it's a pro golf. The champion golfer of the year. That's what they said. At the open. They agree. Not champion golf player of the year. Correct. Case closed.

Case closed. Super easy to argue with someone. Footballing is it a word. Golf, golfing, all words. Right. Hockey. They claim it's not a word. Yeah, but their argument is that it's not a word.

I want to make that. I don't want to just be right. I argued this last time. I don't want to just have people be like, oh, yeah, Frankie's right. I want to let the people who think I'm wrong acknowledge that they are wrong. Like, I want to hear that out of them. Like, oh, no, we've had. Like, oh, no.

We've had it. Yeah, because honestly, we could lose this. It's one of those games where, like, we just took a point out of the dead. We were down 2-0 with 4 minutes left. I agree. Oh, you're on home ice. I mean, I know, but I mean, people say that like home in a way, ice means nothing in hockey.

I don't think it means nothing. I mean, the blues went into St. Louis and won a game. Keep going to go with your Roy. Keep going, yeah. I just want them to admit that they're wrong. That's the only thing. Whatever. There's a lot of underwear brands out there that claim to be big on comfort.

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You can't. You cannot go back. That's how I feel. Bro, Devon Taves, our guy just won it in overtime. Devon Taves just won the hockey game for the New York Islanders. YP, come lick my grundle. I know that we're still in an ad read. I'm sorry.

But you have to literally get on your knees and lick my grundle. Where is he? Devon Taves is our guy. You take off those Tommy John's. I'm going to kick those Tommy Johns off and just be like, come on. Might be covered in powder, but it's good. Oh, Devonthe's a foreplay guy, man. Big time.

All right? He's a four play guy, man. Oh, there's YP. You can literally lick it. YP just opened the door and flicked off Frankie. Frankie yelled you can literally lick it and then grabbed his grundle, which is being currently protected very nicely and comfortably by Tommyjohn.com slash four. You.

For you. Look, I love Devontes. He's the fucking man. We played Chambers Bay with him for anyone who doesn't know. He's a great dude. He is one of the nicest guys in the world. He liked one of my tweets the other day. Yeah, what's that count as?

Caught myself. I caught myself. I did that. I did that. We didn't count it. I didn't. It's not a count. Thank you, Jake.

Put it in the pussy, not the kitty. It's a kitty. A lot of people surprised you guys have never heard that term before. Kitty. Yeah, well. I'm not going to shame you. There's a lot of terms I've never heard before. Port of John.

Just saying some people. thought of that. Porter John is psycho stuff. I googled it. Came up. Congratulations. You Googled it. It's the biggest search engine in the world. You're going to find everything on that. Correct. You could just make up words that don't exist and you'll find it on there because it's the biggest search engine in the world. Yep. Congratulations.

It showed Port-a-Potty. It's the same. It's one and the same. From the gallery, let's rip through a couple of these and then we've got to go. We got radio in 20 minutes. It's been a long-ass show, but hey, that's what we did. We're delivering for the people. From the gallery, for Play at barcelesports.com. Email me. Eric says, what do you think? someone like Rory or DJ would shoot at a low-level

Munich course. He used St. Andrews in Cedar Rapids. You know that one? The home of golf. The real homo golf. I have nothing to follow that up because that's just true. I love that place. I've spent many, many days, many hours there. As a young child, my father

would go play golf there and then we would hang out at the bar afterwards. I met a lot of great characters at that place. We keep saying my father and every time someone says, I just think, my father, took me into the city Oh is that that's black parade Black parade

Every time you're like my father That's a fantastic And I also think the bagel boss guy You're not my father Or my boss Oh my boss or God I'm jacked up right now I'm also surprised you don't say dad

I usually do say dad How about this? I'm sorry to cut you off there That's nice beauty of color When I'm speaking to someone like above me Like if I'm speaking to like So if you were telling Erica About your dad

You would say father No, I'm too close with Erica. Like, you know, Erica feels like, like a close, like, I'm close with Erica. Okay. Like, if I was speaking to, like, if I bumped into like the head of a fucking bank or something, like, I knew this guy was like a billionaire and he, like, walked up to me. He was like, oh, like, what does your family do? I think, well, my father is like a restaurant.

Father sounds more proper. Yes, proper. Yes. But. I say when I say, when I said my dad, it just feels, you know what I mean? My dad. My daddy actually runs a restaurant. It's like, hello.

Hello, little boy. What is your? What is your... You're just looking up at him out of him? Well, my daddy actually runs a restaurant. I only say... I don't know why I say father. I think when I...

I mean, I only call him dad. I don't call him father when I see him. I think if I tell people like what my dad does, I might use father. Oh, yeah, my father's a dentist. Proper. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's more proper. It's not normal that I'm shaking after an Islander's game six.

It might be a lot of other things involved, but I don't really know for sure. Anyways, back to Eric. What do you think somebody like Roy or DJ would shoot a low-level muni course he used the homo golf in Cedar Rapids as the example he said conditions the same slow greens unprepared ballmarks a slow for some in front that you're waiting on all day

all that it's a question I think a lot of us have had right where like when you miss a green at like a shitty muni you get like these tangly dog shit lies in like mud between clumps of dirt or between clumps of actual grass and so you do wonder like is there a

added benefit to putting and playing on perfect condition courses all the time, despite the fact that those courses are more difficult. So, yes, the guys are obviously going to light up a local muni, but would they shoot as low as you think because the conditions are typically garbage? It's actually a really interesting question. I think they'd shoot.

I mean, I don't know this golf course. So I just looked it up quickly. Sanchez is incredibly well kept. It's only 6,100 yards. There's a lot of par fours that are 320, 340. I mean... Decent amount of trees. 57.

Dude, I... Yeah, that's a nice number. Par 70, maybe 57, 56. We have a... I actually want to look up the scorecard. We have a course that I used to sneak on to that, you know, back in my early days of four play, I used to sneak on because I never had a grass driving range.

And you would hit all the balls and then you would never go pick them up. Correct. And it was called the Eisenhower Blue Golf Course. And I always used to say, if Tiger Woods came and played it, I think he would shoot a 50. It's not a 50. It's just a... It's a 50.

It's impossible. You'd have to eagle so many fucking holes. But, dude, this course... I know. I mean, you're looking at this. The first hole's 3.43. Like, I don't know how that's not a birdie. The worst he's going to make a 3.

Next hole's 422. Okay. And then it's 347. Then a 475 par 5. That's a 3. Then a 296, when you light them all up like that, I can't read them. So stop doing that. 296.

Yeah, it's just like they're going to birdie every one of these holes. Yep. So it's going to be in the 50. for sure. Yeah. The eyes and our blue. He'd star for the 480 par 5. He'd make a 2.

Yeah, they would like those places. 6,000 yard hole, of course. Austin asks, how important is a clean golf ball to you? If you could go the rest of your golf career with free ProV-1s or your choice of one brand model, but every ball you play has a black

road mark from the cart path. Would you do it? No, I wouldn't. It's interesting, because when I do get a golf ball scuffed up, I will say I don't like it and it aesthetically annoys me on the greens and whatnot and when you tee off but I very rarely will I change it out

I don't change it out ever I play a ball until it's lost it's kind of how I am which is usually the next hole or the next round I'll start with a fresh one maybe but at some point you end up using that ball there's no chance you have you ever tossed away a ball no I don't think so I've taken them out of my bag

and then what are you doing them I like we'll just put with them in the apartment if they're super scuffed up but I'm on the same train as you If I'm playing a golf ball and I'm not losing it, but it's scuffed up. I almost believe that that ball is a good ball. It's hitting a tree and coming back in the fairway. There's no way I'm taking that ball out of play. Here's my question that, you know, I feel like a lot of people lie to themselves with this stuff.

I truly do. Do you really think that you can feel a difference between golf balls? Yes. Genuinely. Around the greens 100%. Totally. I mean, you literally watch people chip with a not like a bad golf ball and it just scuddered. over the green. No, I'm talking like two elite

golf balls, like the Tiger Bridgestone. Oh, no. No, no, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. No, I know that you like a fucking driving ring ball. Like a super titanium Wilson or whatever. Sorry, let me clarify. Major distance. Let me clarify. Like, you know, ProV1 comes out with like the 2019 version of the ProV1, right? Like, and people are running to the fucking stores to get this thing. Or like

Bridgestone, like comes out with a brand new ball, like the 503, 2, whatever. Like, are you telling me that you really can tell a difference like the softness in between one company and the other while you're hitting these fucking wedges. Just confidence over the ball. It's tough to tell technologies apart, much like shampoo. Me, no, zero difference. No, I have zero difference.

Even not even technology or not even confidence in my head. I have zero difference. I think they're the exact same thing. I think as like, you know, avid golfers, I think we always lie to ourselves. Like, someone would be like, oh, you like those balls? And I'll be like, yeah, they're awesome. Like, I don't know the fucking difference. The number one reason I like Provees is because I like the ink on the side of the ball looks really nice.

is the reason I used to use the tailor-made, what's the old ball, before the TP-5, it was, I forget the name of it. Anyways, I like the, no, it was. Tor preferred, Tor preferred ball. I like the tidalous velocity, which is a bad golf ball. Yeah, it is. You don't want that. But I like the ink at the side of the ball. That's really reasonable.

How simple is that. Yeah, aesthetics. End of the day, how clean a golf ball is to me, not that clean. I will say that if a ball gets scuff marks on it, I will when I put, because I don't really care. I don't line anything up on my ball. on my golf ball on the green. I don't care. I'll look down at anything.

The only thing is I'll do is I'll make sure the scuff mark is on the side of the ball where it won't, in theory, if I hit a perfect rolling putt, it won't make contact with the green. I do that too. Yeah. I do that too. Scoot it over to the side. Science.

Science by the boys. That's it. Science. I actually should put the friction down to try to slow the ball down. You probably should, yeah. You're just trying to get it in the four-foot circle. If I scuff a ball up enough, then every ball. the green rolls at a 10.

Yeah. Because you just got a butt through this friction ball. If you've got like a, if your ball, you know, you make like a ballmark on the green, your ball's got like a little like mud and dirt on it and you got a downhill slider. Have you ever like just left it all on there? Skept it on. It sounds like a pretty good idea. I might aim for the cart path early in the round.

Lurch hits the green. He marks his ball and then like he has a huge pot coming up. He walks over the cart path and just starts bouncing it up. Bouncing the ball. Just like acting like no one like is going to like pay attention. Those machines that they use. to clean the ball off? No, no, no.

I go to a car tap. You put rocks inside the machine, and everyone's like, I don't think that thing's working. Like, no, no, no. It takes every green, slows it to a 14 to a 10 every time. Just comes out looking like a disheveled golf ball.

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A couple more from the galleries than we're out of here. Nathan says while playing a tight course lined with housing, I pulled a T-shot and rolled about three feet into somebody's property. The house did not have any fencing, netting, etc. As it was completely open to the rough. It did have one very small, no trespassing sign on it. I took three steps onto the property to pick up my ball. Immediately, the owner of the house comes out and berates me asking if I can read his sign.

That is a great thing to say. Can you read the sign? Read it. Read it. I was the bigger man. Congrats to Nathan. Credit to you. And apologize, but is it really that big of a deal?

No. Well, don't mess with dads. Dad's in their yards. Fair. You know? Fair. Don't. Just don't.

But then don't live on a golf course if you don't want people taking three steps into your property. Good counter argument. Yeah, but he's saying... Something that comes with it. Your little sign doesn't do it enough for me. He's saying that he was the bigger man and apologized. but you weren't the bigger man when you trespassed past that guy's sign. It was three steps, Trent.

Oh, is that not trespassing? Oh, shut up. What a dork you are. Okay, all right. Well, now the laws of the world just dissolved because you guys, oh, oh, is that murder? Oh, is that what that is? This guy legitimately killed the guy. Is that murder?

I only stabbed him three times. Yeah, right. If this guy doesn't want people walking on his property, he should put up a fence. That guy needs. hot that's kind of a hot button issue right now. Wow. Oh, really? You say build the wall?

Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? All right, fine. If that's the side you want to be on then I guess. Frankie, this is a golf podcast? Jesus, man. Well, if you want to get into that point, like, if people are like not, oh, God. What is this?

That was it. That was, oh, what I'm saying is it? Somebody play the siren, please? It's not like there's people. Siren. No, no, you can't use that because it's not like there's people that are legally walking into his backyard, okay? This is just everyone.

Definitely keep talking. Shut up. No, I think you're getting better. The Islanders won. You can't take me down. You might take yourself down here, pal. It's on the sign. Read it.

I mean, frankly, I could see you easily doing that. You have a yard right next to a golf course. You're fired up because the islanders just got trounce by the oilers. I'm not a big confrontation guy in person. Can you not read the sign and have fun with a guy? I would argue also that this guy's just begging for people to walk on his line. Totally. Maybe he likes to do that. The sign's probably so small. I'd be retired,

lives on the golf course, cover coffee, sandwich, he's a little fired up that day. But he's sitting right by that window staring. He's sitting right by that window staring at that OB little line all day. And the minute somebody comes to his, he lives on. He goes, oh, yeah. Got one. Oh, yeah. I get to use my line. Can you not read the sign? After their ferocious back and forth, he turns around and he's smiling. He's happy. Oh, he's loving that. He's excited. How many times you think he said, can you read the sign?

Plenty. 100? Yeah. I think you tried to do it right at the top of their swing. Every Saturday's like, honey, I'm going to go post up by the window for a couple hours. Like his wife doesn't plan Saturday events because that's when Glenn sits by the window. Glenn from like 10 to noon on Saturdays, that's what he does. Yeah. You read the fucking sign?

You think that a little off topic, do you think that kid that called up when we did that show talking to, it was like a behind the greens thing when he was on that date? You think he's still talking to that girl? No, he emailed me. said it didn't work out. No way. Wow. Let me see if I can pull it up.

What did you think of that? I don't know. You mean the guy and girl and they went to? They were minipod, right? Yeah. He was on the phone during the date and like she had a line at the end. She was great at the end. It just hit my brain.

I am actually curious about that as a tiger thing with his new course. I don't know, maybe. That's sad that he, that it didn't continue. Oh, it's, you know, it is what it is. Yeah. You know. Maybe. Maybe.

In fairness, this guy called it. into a golf podcast, waited for what, an hour? Yeah, maybe. Why they're on a date? But that's why we were also saying like, that must be a cool girl if she's like down with that. I'm so glad you asked. I found it.

So he sent me, this is our guy, Eric. Great guy. Eric. Funny call. He, during a behind the greens episode, he was mini golfing, I believe, right? Yep. With a girl on it was the first date.

And he spent like an hour during that date on hold to call into the show. I want to use the word psychotic, but he's a fan. We had a big talk after. Like, was that a crazy movie? or whatever, but she seemed to be into it. She did have a funny little comment at the end or something. We were like, is this weird? And she was like, oh, we'll find out later if it was weird or something like that.

Oh, yeah. Well, he emailed me and said, uh, four play couple update. This is from, uh, this is from September. Uh, he, he sent me a screenshot of a text between the two of them. And he said, uh, yeah, it's all good. What other days work for you? And then she responded and said, I don't know. I think I'm probably out.

Hold on, there's plenty more. Keep going. I was trying to roll with what you had scheduled last week, but I truly thought I was in for maybe a five-minute phone call, and that just wasn't the case at all. Conversation over. He said I... Oh, she brought up the call.

Yes. So it didn't go so hot. Oh, shit. I mean, for being honest, did the doc go hot at all? Don't wait online for a podcast for an hour on your first date. I think that's the lesson. If you're hanging with Honey and Home, I'm like, we had guys call in with a baby and they were getting ready for bed.

Like, that works because there's trust built up. They know, you know. You go on a first date, mini golf, and then you're calling into a golf podcast and waiting for an hour. It's just, I mean, it's not going to play out in your favor. I think I'm out. I appreciate the listen. Trent now has his glasses completely up because I know. It's an IDK.

I don't know. I think I'm probably out. Dot, dot, dot. A little ellips to close it out. That hurts. You took off the glasses You never take off the glasses Either when I'm laughing really hard

Or when I just felt like I just got kicked in the stomach Tough break for a guy Eric Who waited for an hour on a date To you call into the show In my head I was thinking these guys are going to make it We're going to go to the wedding We're going to be We're going to be in the wedding party

Wrong wrong wrong wrong Oh yeah it didn't end great I'm glad you asked Frankie I think probably I think I'm out I don't know IDK I think I'm probably turned into an hour And you're just a crazy person For putting me through that

Appreciate the listen though Love the listen, love the call, love the contribution to the show. That's how we're going to end today's show. Just do the date night on a different night that you call it. That's how we're going to end today's show. So thank you, everyone, for listening. Barstall Classic Championship. Barstall Classic Championship will be going on as you folks are listening to this show today.

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