Fore Play - Who wins in a crazy off, Justine Reed or Krista Glover?

Episode Date: October 16, 2018

Who's crazier, Justine Reed or Krista Glover? How do you handle cart path only? Did Frankie infect a listener with the "Frankie Butter Knives"? What's your recurring golf dream? The boys are back in town and we've got a ton of listener-submitted From The Galleries to get through. In Headlines, we got Johnny Miller retiring, DJ and Brooks making the most cringey video ever, and we debate if the Tiger v Phil match will suck or be awesome. Warning: You will laugh during this show!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the boys. It's going to be a full hour of just talking golf with the boys. We got a ton of stuff to get through. We're real backed up on From the Galleries. Yeah, it's full golf season. Love From the Galleries.

Me too. My favorite thing to talk about. I was giddy going through even, putting them on the list, laughing about what you guys are going to say about it. That's how excited I was. It's fall golf season. It's quarter zip season, which is great. I looked at the forecast, like 52, 61, 56, a little rainy. Chris, the best.

I haven't been in a noticeably better mood, and I realize that it's because of this weather. I can throw on a hoodie, I can throw on a quarter zip, and I'm just more comfortable in that type of atmosphere. You don't have to be sweating your dick off all over town. It's humid. And I've been doing the city bike thing, so with this, yeah, with this temperature, I don't show up to work sweating buckets. I'm still a little sweaty when I get here now, but when it was summertime, I was, covered in sweat. You do some interesting shit, Trent Day.

Yeah? You wear like one outfit, you're riding city bikes. Oh, by the way, one outfit. Are you doing like one outfit for winter? Yeah, so I'm a little behind on it, but I need to get, I'm going to do crew necks. I'm going to do like, I think I'm going to do different colors. Does that mean you're behind on that? What is that?

It's the weather has turned and I don't have it yet. Like I haven't. Oh, you only had your summer one outfit. I only had the shirt, the shirts ready to go. And I realize this week that the weather is now breaking in the 50s and 60s and I'm not ready. So I'm going to do. I'm going to do crew next, maybe black, maybe different colors. And I've just got to find the right size, though.

Same pants, though. Going cats. Same pants. All right. These are going to be the pants. I wear them in the summer. I wear them in the winter. That's it.

How many bears those pants you have? I got six of them. Wow. I got six of them. How do you know which ones are clean and which ones are dirty? Good question. It's easy. It's easy.

You just throw them in the hamper when you're done with them. And then you wash them every time. No, no. No, I usually do. I usually do two wares. I do two wears. All right. So then that's where it gets confusing, right?

That's still crazy. I'd probably go with my jeans. I'd probably go month. 70 wears. Between washing. Yeah, I mean, that's a fact. No, I do too. These jeans I have on right now, I have not washed since I'm moving.

So you'll only go to. I do. You only have 12 days between longs. The last time I watch these jeans, I lived somewhere else. I go to the, I take, I drop my clothes off every two weeks at the, at the laundry place across the street. So that's whenever I'm done with those, however long that time. But you can't wash every pair. You've got to be wearing something when you drop it off.

I have, but I do it on Saturday. So I do it over the weekend I have gym shorts that I wear. Wow. What if it's really cold out? You just walk outside in gym shorts? I don't go outside when it's cold on the weekends. You drop the stuff off in your apartment? No, it's literally right across the street.

So you just go outside for a couple seconds. Yeah, you can do that. What a weird thing you got going on. Speaking of the weather, though, I'm sure you guys do the same thing, but I base the weather on if I could golf in it. That's the first thing I think of it. Like we just got to, we went to, where the fuck did I just? You were in Ann Arbor.

Ann Arbor, Michigan. Steped off the plane. First feeling of like Christmas, it was a little too cold. I said, first thing that comes in my mind is, would I be able to golf in this? And I said, yeah, you know, it's a quarter of it. Maybe an underarmor underneath, like something that's really like tight and wear my pants and, you know, maybe a windbreaker. And I'm good to go. But once it starts getting below kind of golf weather, that's when I become, like, the worst person in the world.

If I can't golf in the weather that is currently the state, then I'm just depressed. I would say anything that starts with the five or higher, like 50 degrees or higher, is almost automatically golfable. I would say once you get below that, it really depends on wind and cloudiness and rain and all that when you're in like the 40s. But anything 50 or higher, you should be able to play golf unless it's like severe wind and the windchills like 30 degrees. But anything 50 or higher, I think. I think a nice fall day with clouds, you know, an overcast in 69, 68 degrees. I would say 68. Best golf weather of all time.

Yeah, I would agree. I would say you could even get down in the low sixes. 62, 63's fantastic. It's just nice. It's a little crisper, you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel good talking about it. It's sharp.

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I saw that. Do you guys follow this guy? I don't, but I'm very surprised. You're kind of pumping his tires a little bit, so I kind of did a little research. Yeah, I did a scroll through. I found him like a year ago. I was scrolling through Twitter, whatever, and I saw somebody retweeted one of his posts. And so I just, I clicked on his page and me and Lurch on the couch in our apartment must have spent two hours just scrolling through his feed on Twitter.

And he writes like these little paragraphs about all the pictures that he posts. It was the most fun I've ever had. It's just, he's just a phenomenal course photographer. He just takes amazing pictures to the point where I started, I DMed him. And after I started following him, it was like, how do you just take all these pictures when you're playing golf? Like you have to teach me out of this. And he kind of went through how, like, he's, it's because. come second nature to him and he's got this awesome camera that's that can fit in your pocket

but it's really high quality camera and all this stuff anyways we kind of formed a little bit of an internet like golf friendship all that type of stuff i was in philly for the wedding he lives in philly so i i hit him up he was like come out to my home track stonewall this place was magnificent i posted a couple pictures he posted a couple pictures that he took this place stone wall first all over the place it's like a place on long island called stone bridge and uh it's not that great of a golf course, but the one thing that they have is this bridge is made out of stone. And every time you pass it, it's like on a 15th or 16th hole somewhere on the back night, that you just pass it.

You're like, there's a stone bridge. I bet it's awesome. It's like when you're watching a movie and they say the name of the movie in the movie. It's like what that is. I am Eddie. Right. Yeah, it is. I am Medi.

Same thing. Double entourage. Yeah. Speaking of entourage, I sat right in front of Johnny Drama at the Giant Game the other day and I was too afraid to say what up. Wow. Yeah. After all the celebrities you've met.

All the celebrities. He was sitting in our suite, like, getting just, like, hot dogs and shit. And I was just, like, staring at him. Yeah. I would have given him a victory. Yeah, but, like, the Giants were getting blown out. He was with his family. It's very weird sometimes.

I would have made a cabs joke. I would have been, like, nice. Smitty did. Smitty did. Smitty did. Smitty said Sequant's Caves are nice. And he's like, thanks, bro. I know.

I wish I hadn't said that I would say that. Yeah. Poor trend. But, yeah, Link's a fucking. This guy's on real. John, John Cavalier. Awesome guy, by the way. He's really good, dude.

He goes to play all these golf courses. Unbelievable pictures. Because he's a phenomenal. So he, like, I see Bayonne. Networks, you know what I mean? Right. He, like, networks really well. Be like, I'm going to take the best pictures of your golf course you are ever going to see, and I'll put them up.

Yeah. Like, we've been to Bayonne. I know exactly what Holds is. I know exactly where I could have taken this exact picture. And I've taken pictures at this exact spot and mine look nothing like this. He's one of the only people in accounts I've ever seen that he makes places look even more beautiful, I think, than they are. Like, I always, we always capture like it doesn't. The pictures don't do it justice.

His pictures, like, do it more justice. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, that's awesome. But, yeah, what a jig. I think he just networks, like, you know, he's got a full-time gig, full-time career and all that. And then he networks his, you know, his golf photography skills and all of that. He's just, he's got, also got thousands of followers. So, like, people message him all time, come out to my place.

The pictures look like, they look like paintings. Looks like your drones, too. He's got the drone going. He's got the camera going. He's got, I mean, he's amazing. Yeah. I'm sure. I think he's really talented with, like, editing photos too.

Oh, yeah. Shout out to our boy, Logan, who's the one who makes me look unbelievable every time, that and my Peter Mar stuff. So anyways, I had a great time. Stonewall, very, very cool, course. Maybe the coolest 18th hole I've ever played in my entire life. We got a lot to get to. We haven't talked about, we're going to go into headlines.

We haven't talked about the Dustin Johnson-Johnson-Brucks Kebka video yet because it came out after our recording of last week's podcast, but they're super awkward video where the PGA tour had them, like, try to get over their little spat. to announce for Kefka's Player of the Year award maybe the most awkward video I've ever seen in my entire life

it's real bad and I thought about it a little bit more and it was really bad and I wish I had never seen it and I wish I could take one of those men and black things and erase my memory that'd be great

but I thought about it and those guys don't live on the internet so they don't care like they can put that video out like when we put out a video we have to like deal with the comments and people being like this is whatever it's not them putting out the video

I mean that's the PGA tour orchestrating and telling them exactly what to do and then putting it out And in theory, the PJ tour is supposed to, like, know how the internet works. They should, yes. They're like, digital social teams should know how the internet. Or maybe they thought what you tweeted where it was like, it's so bad that it's good.

They're like, this is so terrible that it's going to get people talking. Which I, yeah, I mean, that would be a great theory. I don't think the people of the PGA tour social were even close to smart enough or savvy enough to do that. I agree. I think that they put it out thinking, all right, we got all the DJ Brooks drama going. It's topical. It's very topical. We're going to put this video out that's going to put it all to run.

rest. It was unwatchable. Yes. It was like the worst shot video. The fact that that was the final cut. There were probably 10 people who were like, yep, that's the one. You guys nailed it. Way to go, Dustin and Brooks? And it was

just, it was so bad that it was good. The look at the end that they look up at the camera after they act, we're all going to have nightmares for the rest of our lives with that look. It's bad. It was so terrible that it was awesome. It was amazing. It's crazy. Like if we would have had those two guys in here, like, the difference in, like, content we could make

compared to what you get out of it. That's like the PJ tour was given those guys probably like for a half hour or something. Come up with something. What can you get? And that's what they came up with. Even like on the editing side, like they picked, they just picked like dramatic noise. And it was the first thing they found on YouTube. And it was like that.

Them delivering their lines to each other. It was like. And you know they were super corny about it afterwards. Like great job, guys. Yes. You nailed it. Like, thank you so much, guys. She actually did go viral.

It did go viral. It's like Liz going viral for her Yankee rant. Well, yeah. Sorry. Everybody was commenting on this video and on Liz's video. She got like millions of views. Yeah. So we're in the click game.

So if you make a brutal video, people love it. The worst video ever. PJ Tour is in the click game just like everybody else. And they, buddy, did they make a bad video? They're in the click game. Speaking of PGA tour, we're going to talk about real quick. Leash, Mark Leishman, dominated the CIMB classic.

They're in Malaysia. This was on it. These crazy hours of the day. And it's kind of the best. beginning of this wrap-round season, which we don't, to be honestly, care about that much. A couple little nuggets of information. One, this is Alicia's fourth PGA Tour win, which is

the same amount as Ricky Fowler, which is amazing. Wow. Because Ricky is on this superstar level when everybody's fun. He is. Every day goes by, people are going to look more into Ricky Fowler and being like, what's going on with this guy? Like, when a guy like, Elishman is a good player, but when they're like, Ricky Fowler is tied with Mark Eelichman, people are going to be like, why are we so

obsessed with Ricky Fowler? Do you think Ricky Fowler like definitely wins a major? No, I don't think he can definitely say that. Like, what would you put the percentage at? I mean, he's always in the mix, so it's got to be... 65%? It's got to be higher than 50%. Yeah, I'd put it at, like, 70%.

I'm almost at the point where I would say, like, 45%. Wow. He's always in the mix. He's got four wins all time. I know. Yeah, what was the... He ain't getting younger. No, he's not.

A couple years ago, he was runner up in, like, all of the majors. He was top five, I think, in 20... I think it was speed the year when he won a bunch of years. No, I don't know if it was specy. I think it might have been Rory's year when he was top five. in all four? I think you're right. I think it was because I remember him and Phil playing together

coming down the stretch, chasing Rory at the PGA in the darkness. Remember that? Yes, that's right. So I think that he must have finished top five all four times that year. But, I mean, that was four years ago. Yeah, he's time we played another major.

That's going to have been five years ago. He's 29 now. He's about to turn, he'll be 30 in December. That's crazy town. That is. I don't know. Poor Ricky. You were talking about Leashman and I just started to just railroad Ricky Follin.

Ritchie shots all over the place. Fowler. Whenever I see that number for PGA Tor wins, I always think of Ricky Fowler because he only has four. Now, he does have a players championship, which is a badass win. He's got Quail Hollow, which is a badass win in a playoff when he beat Rory. So, like, he's got a couple badass wins, but like, I don't think he's, I don't know that he's over 50% in my brain that he's going to win him out. Once you hit 30, because your 20s is kind of like, hey, these are the young guns, you know, how many of majors are they going to get? Once you hit 30, people are going to be like, all right, what's going to get one or not? He's getting married. There's always that

effect and you like lose a little bit of your fire because you get married you have a family your priorities change all that i don't know that he's over 50 percent i wouldn't say in my brain that it's over 50 i'm going to still put it about 65 but it's certainly going the wrong direction him's a little him getting married is is something to think about more facts i'm throwing at you that percentage is the reason why he's so hot in the streets is because he's just hot right and like when the kids love him they love his outfits you take him off the market now he just becomes another another dude And to his credit, too, like, he's been ranked inside the top 10 or so in the world rankings forever. So it's not like he's number 40 in the world, but he's got all this flare and all these endorsement deals.

So he gets overrated. He just, it's like, he's got everything except the wins. Yeah. But he's, like, got the top fives, the performance. He's always there late. He, like, makes the Tour Championship, I feel like every year. He's in the mix at majors, at least once or twice. It feels like, like, every year.

He's always on the Ryder Cup team. So it's like he's always there. But like he just doesn't win tournament. Tiny little fella, too. Five nine, 150 pounds. And that five nine is generous. Real generous. That's what his, like, his pumped up pummel.

He's like five, seven and three quarters. Yeah. That'd be my guess. And if the 150 pounds is bumped up too, then we have issues. Yeah. Yeah. Big time. Leash, I also wanted to say about Mark Leashman.

He's one of those guys. I feel like he's like an Ernie Ells where it feels like he's not even swinging at the golf ball. Yeah. I agree with that. It's so easy. Yeah. Yep. Like every, I'm like, that must.

They're on 210, and I looked, his driving distance average is 298.3 yards. Mark Leashman. Mark Leashman is just like a bowl of suit. I was going to say Leashman and Ells, they have like similar body types. Just a big motherfuckers. They're big, like, big motherfuckers with like effortless swings and they just, like, he kind of rips the ball. He's ranked 80th, which is in the top, you know, above 50 percentile. This guy like wins.

Like, I'm looking at pictures. Like, he's just like holding trophies and shit. Like, this guy's like not that bad of a cop. He literally just pulled. No, leash is sick. Leach is sick. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have more than four PGA Tour Wings. But then again, he plays around the world more than other people.

But still, like, Leish is sick. He's really sick. He almost won one. It was in the British Oven when your boy, Zach Johnson won. Yes. I think he was in that playoff, wasn't he? He was, yeah. So he's, like, been, I feel like he's always in the mix.

Didn't he win a playoff event last year? I think he won, like, the BMW or something last year. So, I mean, Leach is just kind of sick. But he is just like a bowl of suit. A bowl of soup. A bowl of soup. Great. That's a great way to describe Mark Leashman. Just fly out the handle at any second.

Everything's just moving around. We should also mention Eddie Pepperel. This guy is for a refresher. He is the beauty who shot 67 on Sunday at the British Open at Carnusti, hung over as shit and talked about it in his interview afterward. Actually, we should throw that audio in right now. Well, I mean, I hit the ball better on the range, which gave me some confidence because I didn't feel like I've been swinging it very good this week.

And then playing with Phil. those two things gave me something to go out there with honestly and I was a little hungover I won't lie I had too much to drink last night and you know I was so frustrated with yesterday that today was really I'm not going to say a right off but I didn't feel like I was in the golf tournament and whether I shot 69 or 73 today I wouldn't have you know it wouldn't have been heartbreaking but as it happens I've shot 67 so you know it's um funny game yeah so he kind of that's when he really jumped on a lot of people's radar especially in the States and whatnot who don't watch the European tour all the time.

And he just being like, yeah, to be honest, yeah, I was really pissed with how I played on Saturday. I didn't have my greatest stuff, whatever. So I just got really drunk last night. And then he shot 67 and my backdoor to top 10 at the British. I love that. Woke up in Bonus Land was like, I'm going to shoot a score today. Exactly. 100%.

So he won over on the Euro Tour of the British Masters at Walden Heath. I don't know a ton about the course other than I see it. Like all the all the course architect officinados on Twitter. They talk about this course all the time. So I've just seen a bunch of pictures, and then they were all raving about how brown and, like, burnt out it looked, which is very cool. We remember from Cardusty and all that, how brown or everything was, like Tiger Stinger was going, like, 500 yards and all that. So it was cool to see the golf course. It's always very fun to watch.

Guys were like, I was watching guys hit driver off the deck that were landing and rolling like 40 yards, like right next to the pen and shit. What is happening here? So shout out to Eddie, anybody who just boozes whenever they're not feeling great is a hero in my book. Also, I think I read that he's going to enter the top 35 in the official world. golf rankings, which should get him into the master's. So good guy, normal guy, relatable guy doing cool things. Love it. One of the most important things we do for our health every single day is brushing our teeth.

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Yeah. So I was keeping tabs on her. Canger is the best. If you remember, we've had her on this very show twice. Shout out to us being, we've always been huge ladies. We had her in studio, yeah. We had her in studio. So we interviewed her two days after she won her first major.

Yep. Which was last year? Yes. I think it was last year. Was that the Vegas call? Yeah. It was the Vegas call. Yeah.

When she was like driving her friend to the airport with like their seatbelt alarms were going off. They like switch seats because she couldn't. focus at like a stoplight it was chaos and that that was before we knew that she doesn't drink we just the whole interview we were like what is going on with this girl and then I think it's when we hung out with Michelle we told us at a party that she doesn't drink we're like what are you talking about

she doesn't drink go back and listen to interview this this girl drinks but she's amazing she just doesn't drink she is cool or shit she just we're talking about like oh yeah like how do you handle it when you get frustrated after shot and she just went off I was like I usually say like fuck her shit and she's like and then I get bitched out by the PGA tour and I'm like fuck this shit We also had a lengthy discussion with her If it's weird or not to sit in the front of an Uber

She was like, it's totally normal when I'm in New York To sit in the front seat of an Uber That's when we felt like we were I don't know what this person That's insane We were in crazy town She thought we were nuts and lunatics for sitting in the backseat We brought her into the office to talk off

And the first thing she was like We got to talk about something about like Do you sit in the front seat of Uber And we're all like no She's like she gets into an Uber alone She sits in the front seat That's insane It's crazy

That doesn't make any sense And like talks to the Uber driver What are you doing? Who does? I'm from the Midwest, and I don't do that. I'm not that friendly. You pull like a hood over your head. You sit in the back and you're on your phone the whole time.

And you, like, hope the guy doesn't say a word to you. And if they do say a word to you, you give a very unenthusiastic answer in hopes that they're like, oh, they don't want to talk about. You don't look up. You don't make out contact in the river mirror. You don't do any of that stuff. You just do your own thing. But anyways, Daniel Kang, awesome.

Very cool. Weird tendencies when it comes to Uber, but very cool. Our close personal friend, USGA, and the RNA have finalized their new green reading materials, rules. if you remember, they've all these crazy books have been out for the last year or two. I went through and read some of this. I don't know what it means. A lot of it was like they're going to permit books,

but they have to be like a certain size to fit in your pocket. And there's like a certain degree of slope reading that you can do and that you can't do and all of that. Two of you on our group text decided to send me a screenshot of Rice and Deschambeau. I've got it pulled up right here.

Like that was like you're taking shots at me or something. Golf.com put up an Instagram being like, yeah, there's new regular. for the green reading materials. Bryson D. Shambo, it's a picture of Bryson that they put up, and then Bryson D. Shambo commented under it. There's always another way. What a dick.

That's just a good attitude. There's always another way. He's not bitching. He's not going to do this. He's just saying there's always another way. I'll figure out another way. All right. We're not going to do it.

We can do it again if you want, but you're telling me, Riggs, that him commenting under an Instagram of a picture of himself isn't him being like, I'm going to show the people that there's always another way. This is just me. Part of his brand. He's known that he knows. knows it. He's in our face every single time he has a chance. What do you prefer guys

that don't have a brand? No, he's got something. He's made this his brand though and I don't like what this is. It's a great attitude. It's not a great attitude. They're going to take away one thing you find another way. It's persevering. It's an in your face. I know it that you don't, you even wrote on this outline. Like this stuff is just too complicated

for us to understand. That makes me angry. Like the fact that he thinks the things that I can't even understand are like what makes golfers good. Like I play like when I go out of there I should be doing something and I can't even understand what it is but but he does it so easily and even when they take it away from him he can find it another way you know what makes me love him even more is how much you he's in your guys brain he's not in my brain we're not even talking about

bryson and you guys are sending me screenshots because he he he made the comments he owns your guys so he makes it so he owns your guys brains if the RNA and our and the us g a game out with these rules and Bryson never made a comment on an Instagram post to let everyone know that he's the rules guy. I'm not the only golfer in the world that comments on Instagram. You guys every time he does anything, it ruins your guys' brows. He had to let us know that

he had to make a comment because when they He's featured in the picture. When they announced he didn't post the Instagram. When the USDA makes a change about the rules, Bryson feels like he's the speaker of the rules. He's now the speaker of the rules. If Barstool Sports posted on their Instagram account like a picture of

Frankie Borelli with some comment related to something that you do and you wouldn't comment Because that's his brand. It is his brand. I just said that. What's why with him having a brand? I don't like the fact that he's made that his brand. I hate it. And then you were kind of correct. You don't like that that's become his brand. Yeah. And we've often argued that he doesn't know because he didn't have like this big, it's not this big long contrived brand. It's like that's just what he does. He does this stuff. That is where we disagree. And the reason you guys are wrong is because if it were contrived, it wouldn't necessarily work. It works because he won back to back play

He did it when he was pissed poor, too. Everybody gets pissed poor. But it clearly works because he's got better and better. He got a Ryder Cup team. He's top 10 of the world. He won two playoff events. Millions and millions and millions of dollars. It's a brand, and it's also who he is.

I don't know. He's just... He meets him on the driver range for three minutes. It's on the wall for him. It really is. It's tough. I mean, Tiger. How long we know in rigs?

A couple of years now. And, you know, he meets a guy for 10 minutes, turns his back on us. You guys, I've said it before. You guys don't have the brain and emotional capacity to change your opinion on people. Yeah, I've changed my brain and my, and what was that? See, I don't have a brain enough. Opinion. Opinion.

Is that the word he used? I think he said emotional capacity. Okay. I was going to say. I didn't change his opinion. I knew. I knew. For God's sake, I knew he didn't say opinion.

It was bigger. It was bigger than. My brain takes emotional capacity and just turns it into opinion. Translate. Quick, Google translate from. I've changed my emotional capacity on one Bubba Watson. I think Bubba Watson's more likable than I used to because I used to hate that he cried. And now that I cry a lot, I'm a huge cry.

It's not now that you cry. Yeah, but it's now public. Shout out of Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, my dad now often. You saw Jimmy Fallon do the Tonight Show and you cry. It was the theatrics of the whole thing, the band, the whole deal. I cried at Broadway. Yep.

And then now my dad hates that. It doesn't hate because he knows it so true, but he cries at everything. He cries at it commercially. He cries. If you tell him a story, like I'll be like, you know, the Yankeye. game the crowd was so crazy and he'll start sniffling like it's crazy like if you get any sort of dramatics in just crying so he he hates it i always bring it up like every single day uh my sister got engaged and i'm in the background of a picture when they're walking in and i'm just like i'm

wiping my eyes and my dad just screenshot it and sent it to me he goes gotcha i don't know what he's going to do with it he has some like long con but yeah he got me i hung out with mr bruley this weekend what a guy oh yeah he went to brillies uh with uh roby fox was that your first or second That was the second time. After we played Beth Page Red, we played, and then we went there. And so that was my second time. It was fantastic. It's a great spot.

Yeah. He's your dad, he's a content guy. Because as soon as we sat down, we were like, all right, we're going to get some food. He's like, all right, I'm going to bring on a pizza and we can review it. And so we brought out the pizza, and he brought out a pizza box that has the Borrelli's logo on it. Branding always. He's like, we got to put this in the background and we're going to do all this.

But then when we were doing the review, we gave him the phone to do it. And as we were doing the review, the phone went black because it didn't touch it. And so we had, if you watch the review, it starts off sideways, and then it reappears after 30 seconds with just my flannel. And then it cuts off before we give the scores. Yeah, I was wondering why you guys posted it sideways. We didn't mean to. But you can't just like, well, we didn't want to redo.

We thought it was funny because it was like Mr. Brella, like, had no idea how to use that phone. It was very troubling to watch. Yes. Because, you know how you, whenever you do, whenever something sideways and you try to turn it, but then once you get to the breaking point where it's actually comfortable, it turns itself. The promo is so I was doing that on my phone.

I just quit. I was like, the promo was actually to throw it on lock. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's smart. Then you could do it yourself. See,

I know that so much because my dad sends me videos like that all the time. So I've learned how to do it. But then you got to go into like settings. Yeah, it's too much. It's too much. Come on. I'm not changing my whole phone sentence.

Dad just learned how to take a video. Can't take a fucking video straight. It was great. So Mr. Breely, we love you. Yeah. He truly does great.

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We got a bunch to get through here. First one, we're going to go from Brett. He says, thoughts on using one of those big leather tour bags. Is it too much? Plain and simple, the answer is yes. It's way too much. It also depends on what type of golfer you are. I will say, I think if you're like a 25 handicap or worse, it's hilarious.

Oh, you go the other way. You just own. You're like, I got a tour leather bag, but I'm really bad. You're just a clown. Like you're obsessed with golf. Yeah. You don't really get it, but you don't care. And you're like this badass huge, like, micklebe or something.

Oh, yeah. My dad's got a friend like this. His name is Vinny. He comes to all the, he comes to all the Borrelli's all the golf outings. He wears all Ricky Falts. type outfit. I was just going to guess that. Highlighter, uh, highlighter shirt, highlighter pants. He's got the huge highlighter color hat and he comes in with his outrageous bag. He puts it on the back of a golf cart. He thinks he's unreal at golf. Sometimes

he'll shoot like an 89 and he'll come in and talk to everyone about it. But most of the times he's shooting a 101, 101, 102. I dig that. Yeah. That's great. That's awesome. Smoking cigars and just trying to, like he has all the, all the drivers that have like the draw. He literally buys those tees. You know those massive like, uh, uh, uh, uh, sliced-s-sliceless. teas and they look like martini glasses. He's up there just... Perfect. This is my dad's friend.

You got to remember, my dad tries to find every little niche and every little thing that can help him. This guy, this guy's... Your dad's got the square strike. Your dad's got the wedge with the 10-inch long grooves. And my dad's got a really big bag. Yeah. See, that... I'm all in on that. Those guys

are heroic. Those guys going out together and a for some to play like the most gimmicky illegal golf of all time. Yes. I've grown up in that car. That's the golf I grew up on. Yeah. So those guys can honestly use whatever the fuck they want to do.

They just have a massive match. They probably play for like five bucks. And it's like you claw each other's eyes out for that five bucks. You cheat in whatever way you can cheat. You use illegal clubs. You use tour bags. That's great. But if you're actually in any way a legitimate golfer, then no.

You cannot use a tour bag. You know, if you play like pretty frequently every other week or something like that. and you got a you know you're in the teens handicap and you play like real matches with your buddies or whatever you cannot be rocking a tour bag it's absurd it's outrageous the only thing you can possibly do with it is put it on a cart again which like there's a degree of that that is funny and okay but i mean you can never carry it you can never like if you belong to a country club and you're a scratch golfer sure like if if if you get blessed enough to have like title to send you something and you have this huge tour bag put it on the golf cart and like if you're at the country club and they leave it in the in the bag room and stuff and

every time you see it it's on a cart already whatever i've seen that at the at the clubs up caddy that and it kind of looks cool right like you have your own car basically like that fills up the car yep but if you're a regular guy going to beth page with a fucking tour bag it's like dude you're not on the tour you're an ass i mean even our um our guy matt parisiali was right his dad was carrying his bag at the us open he's not wearing a stand bag but he's not rocking a tour back right right and he's freaking finished low ameter at the u.s open so uh so it's pretty outrageous move mason So Mason sent me this pretty long email. It says his best friend is basically an asshole.

He's an asshole on the golf course. He's always lying about his score. He's always asking. He does this move where he asks for information from Mason's GPS, like the yardage to the bunker, yardage to the flag. And then after he hits his shot, he berates him that the information was wrong. And he goes on this long thing. And he's like, guys, like, what should I basically do about my best friend?

Because he's the only friend he's got who plays golf. and the two of them got into it like two or three years ago together and they've grown like skill level they've advanced basically the same rate so they have these matches but Mason I was like I always lose by a couple strokes because he fucking cheats and like gives me the wrong score we've been friends like 13 years we're like brothers we argue like brothers and all that

but I've never really confronted about being an asshole on the golf course like what should I do about it? I guess the first thing to do is to just tell him to listen to this podcast because this is the way of getting it out I think we've done that before That's like passive aggressive, like listen to this. We did that with the one guys who were like our buddy and our group cheats. Can you please, but he listens to the podcast. Can you please call them out for the cheating?

That's what Mason needs to do. He's like sending him the link, which you should be already. You should be sending this to everyone. Correct. Hold on. I just mixed up, agreed and correct. Correct. You said to agree.

You say erect? And maybe erect. I said to greed and erect or something like that. To greed. To greed and. Agreed is what I meant. You're right, Frank? Yeah, I was trying to think of a joke.

Like, if you agree and you are correct, you become erect. But you were working on it. That was working on it. We'll shop it. We'll workshop it. We'll come back next week. For Mason, yeah, I don't know what you do other than listen to this because you really can't confront him. If it's been that long and he's been doing this and this is like his brand, this is what he does.

You can't just like out of the blue. Just be like, listen, bro, you're an asshole. I feel like you would have had to do that long time ago. And you don't want to lose your only friend that plays golf. That's a huge back deal. I think he listed that as like, I can't lose my only guy that plays golfers. So what do I mean? What do I do?

But I would say, if you're like best friends, you argue, just I would say on the course sometimes, just be like, hey, asshole, like you said you got a five, you got a six. Like, stop being a dickhead. And then every time, same with the GPS thing. Be like, dude, don't ask me for the fucking yardage if you're not going to be happy about the yardage. Just don't ask me. He says they argue like brothers, but if he can't tell them something like this,

then they don't argue like brothers. Then they can't. They keep things from each other. And maybe, this is one of the thing, maybe get a little drunk and you finally confront him about it. You maybe can't do it when you're not drinking. That's what I mean, you know? That's a good idea.

front nine then when he starts being an asshole in the back die and you got all liquid courage you start chirping yeah yeah I think that's probably the play get drunk or just send the link to the podcast uh Mason's best friend we're talking about you stop being an asshole I love how he's like what's the yard and Mason's like two 20s like it's not fucking 220 he's like it's technology what do you want for me why you go buy your own range finder like I have a range finder I'm telling you that what the range finders number say this and I'm speaking that uh what is Scott asked what's the best way to handle cart path only because car path only sucks you drive all Anytime, like car pass up the right side of the hole, you hit it down to the left rough.

You got to run out there with like six golf clubs in your hand. You got to hit it. And then instead of walking up towards the hole, you got to walk all the way back across the hole, getting your cart drive up. And a lot of times you hit a pad shot. So it's not like you just get to do that once every hole. It's like you got to do that again and again and again. My answer is honestly, whenever it's car path only, I just walk. But I just carry my bag and walk because it just sucks.

Because you end up such a burden. walking more and less efficiently. Much less efficiently. If you have to do Carpath only, then you do if you just walk. Yeah, when I come across a hole that's Carpath only, I lose my shit. Correct.

So I can't imagine. I don't think I've really ever, I can't remember the last time I've played in 18 holes where it was Carpath only. Because usually I would come in like when it was really bad weather the night before. It's like really rainy. I would just walk.

That's what I would always say. Yeah. And it's, yeah, the other thing, the best advice I would give if you're not going to walk is always grab, grab way more clubs than you think there's nothing worse than like i think it's about 170 you run over there with like a uh a seven and an eight iron or something and then you get over there and it's actually like 190 and you're like well i need a five-bar it's like so uh that's like kind of the best

i've also seen my buddies i've also see my buddies just when you pull up and it's like they just unloop their bag and just walk out there with their whole bag and just play that whole like walking yeah it's not bad yeah which is not a bad move uh but carpap only does suck are you tired of your vape always dying or losing your extra pods yes and yes oh yeah Frankie yeah I mean that's inferior you sound inferior it's horrible well that's why you need kite a new portable vape charger and pod case that's compatible with jewel kite gives your vape up to three full charges three full charges I wish we could do that for nothing in this world gets three full charges what is how does that even work it also holds up to three additional pods whether you're getting ready for an all day tailgate or an all

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Krista Glover, if you remember, was arrested through domestic violence, going bad shit crazy with Lucas Glover, him eventually calling the police, like, responding to one of their phone calls and being like, sorry, I was just my crazy wife. She's like lost her mind. Or Justine Reed, who is clearly more like conniving. Yeah. A little bit more behind the scenes. But starting to dabble in the Twitter game. It's an interesting question because it's an interesting question because the stuff with Krista Glover, that's, we know. There are filed police reports that have happened and that she beat the shit of him because he played like shit.

Was it the players? Yes, she's playing bad. He was playing bad at song ads. We have concrete evidence there are recorded nine-one-we-up. phone calls of him being like, that's just my crazy way. Justine reading all the, other than the Twitter stuff,

is all theoretical. We're all like, there's possibly, she's playing these Westworld games like Frankie calls it. But I will say, if the Jesse and Reed stuff that we are saying is true,

she is by far the crazier to her wife. Yeah, I agree. I think that it sounds like Krista Glover might be a little bit more kind of like emotional in the moment. She's a hot head.

She's a hot head. Whereas deep down, you know, when you look over years of evidence and all of the, tactics and the conniving and like the puppet master type move it it's probably justine read but you know this is a great crazy wife off this would be christie glover straight up a bully right she's mean she's a boy she's got a crazy eyes she just beats the shit out of her husband when

he doesn't play well she disciplines him when he doesn't perform to the to the standards that she believes that he should perform at and he listens boy does he listen uh justine read though uh we haven't We haven't seen her potential yet, right? She has... I mean, she separates families. Like she... We haven't seen where she can go. It's really the difference between mental anguish and physical anguish.

Yeah. If you're Christa Glover, she's just going to beat you up. Justine Reed has developed his... The way we perceive her husband. She's developed the way that he reacts to his family and interacts with this family. She has molded his life. Patrick Reed might not even know that's how can I make, Justine Reed is. Let me ask you this.

When Patrick Greed has a really shitty round to golf, when he goes home to Justine, she's not happy. I don't think she beats him. I think she, like, I think she tries to motivate him or stuff. I think she, when he gets home after her bad round, I think she does the anti-Christiglover. I think she is very loving and very warm, and that's how she gets inside of his brain.

I think she puts up a picture of her with, like, a new family. And when he sits down at the, when he sits down at the dinner table, he like goes to like get his food and there's just like a picture frame of her with like a whole new family and like his and like the kids and like he's just out of the picture and like she looks at him and points at it she goes like do you want this it's like taldaiga nights when he gets home we we often use we always talk about taldaiga nights but damn it's so it's so it's home he's like i was gone three hours i was done three hours like i need a winner that's like we do we do use that a lot like the third time that's like she thinks she does like the michael scott where she

photoshop herself in with a different family yes I think it's something. I'm trying to think of the most like conniving, like crazy shit that you can do. So she acts really kind and sweet, but just points and it's like, no, like, if you keep playing like this, that's what's going to happen. Yeah, like, there's just like a picture of like his family tied up in a basement, like that she, like Photoshop. And she's like, you know, Christmas doesn't need to come this year. Like something like that. And he's just like, okay.

Just fucking relax. I'm going to make more birdies tomorrow. Krista doesn't get that one. Krista just takes a fucking sandwich. And she just claws. Chris is not as smart and subtle about it. She's just like a brute force person. Justine is mine.

How do you miss that? Pot? You loll life. What she called? Like a pathetic loser? I got to find the quote. I got to find the quote. I got to find the quote.

I got to find what she called poor Lucas Glover. Oh, man. She just ripped his dick off and basically. She did call like a pathetic lover. fucking pathetic loser. Okay, here we go, here we go. Lucas told deputies how when he plays a bad round of golf, Chris proceeds to start an altercation with him

and telling you how he is a loser and a pussy. How he needs to fire everyone, how would be better to win for her and the kids if she would leave and he would never see the kids again. Like, look at this guy. I mean, he's just so, he's such a sweetheart. He's such a sweetheart. Man, nobody doesn't deserve that.

It really is. He's a loser and a pussy. He's telling him how he is a loser and a pussy. You pussy. So, I mean, it's. top between the two of these. I would love to see Lucas Glover and Patrick Reed get paired up on a Rider Cup team. Oh, they'd have a great time together.

And then you just put their wives in the same room and keep a camera on them. Just run away. And just like let's just start a new life together. Lucas Glover and Patrick Reed run away together. Like the next day, but they're, they're two times up. It's like they're just not there anymore. They're not playing on like the Shanghai golf car. They just drove as far away as possible.

They're like Andy Dufrain and Red at the end of Shawshank Reddust and just sand in a boat on a beach. Like, how good is this, buddy? How good is this? Oh, that's good. That's poor guy. By the way, I don't think we've seen nearly like what we're going to see out of Justine Reed. No, no, no.

She's not going anywhere. Rider Cup is her public coming out party as a crazy wife and it's just the beginning. And the other thing is that Patrick Reed will be, will remain at like this really top high level for 15 or 20 years. So like she ain't going anywhere. Whereas Lucas Glover, I mean, ever since winning at Bethpage, he's kind of disappeared, which might be why Krista is still frustrated with him. But Patrick Reed, I mean, he's going to be the master's champ, the 2018 master's champ forever. So like there'll always be something going on at Augusta and all this stuff's going to build up. He'll be making Ryder Cup teams.

So he, she is going nowhere. We're going to see a lot more Justin Reed. I think you're right. And to kind of, I mean, this is only going to pile on to making you feel bad for Patrick. Reed and how crazy Justine might be. But we had a listener, Kevin, submitted and said, I just want to comment on your guys, Patrick Reed, good versus evil debate, basically the debate of like, is he actually this horrible, terrible person, or is he a good guy who's just got a crazy wife?

He said, I met Patrick Reed at the Wells Fargo Wednesday practice round this past May. And out of all the guys I met and took pictures with and got autographs from, Patrick Reed was absolutely the nicest guy of the day. He signed my title list number 69 ball, no big deal. obviously his wacko wife was nowhere to be found but I really think he gets a bad image so a little bit more information coming in we're just here to report the information that we get

that people have had great experiences do we know when Justine and Patrick started dating no I'm not sure because I know there have been rumors about I want to say like in college okay that's very interesting because there were always the rumors about Patrick Reed and some weirdness in college so I would just like to see the timeline of their relationship and when it started

it's a good question maybe we'll research that Okay. Bring it up. If anybody's got any information on when Justine and Patrick started dating, that would be very helpful to us. I think that's probably good idea. But yeah, this is another, you know, more example that Patrick Reed, when he's not linked or next to his wife, is a very nice guy and a very pleasant guy to be around. Which, again, is interesting. And it's a little bit of a veering away from the common narrative about him that he's like this horrible shitty guy.

I'm just reading this headline. It's a picture of Lucas Glover, and the headline just says, she gets angry when I don't play well. And it's a picture of his wife just like just smiling like a crazy person. Very funny stuff. Very, very funny stuff. Horrifying stuff. I feel bad for everyone involved. But man.

Amazing question from Spencer. I will say, we had many people, like a good handful or 10 or 12 people, DMed us or emailed us the same question. It was like, hey, so all this Justine Reed stuff got me thinking about Mrs. Glover. What do you think? Rough and rowdy. Oh, it would be all time. I'm getting the two of them in there.

But it wouldn't be a boxing match. You'd have to make it like a wrestling, claw each other's eyes out type match. Like an MMA or something. Yeah. Get Robbie Fox in there as the ref. This is really something we should look into. Whatever terms, we will agree to them.

Oh, yeah. In terms of what it has to be, wrestling, boxing. Justine and Krista, let's make it happen. Chris will make Lucas like her, like, water boy. No doubt. Sit there and watch her just beat the shit out of someone. Like, this could be you. Oh, that would be so cool.

watch what I do It has been If you shoot 77 It's Sawgrass again She gets mad when I don't play well That's an understatement Frankie Submits a

From the gallery By emailing I think you can't use the name Frankie when you do Submission for this show Yeah Confuse this show Change your name

You say Frank Frank I feel like we have a lot Of listeners named Frankie I know this happens a lot Are you just emailing us Like your own What do you want to talk about?

I want to be like what Yeah sorry about that It's okay Frankie, the listener, Listener Frankie, so he submitted one about a recurring golf dream. The reason I really wanted to bring it up is because we've talked about recurring golfers many times. I read this already. This is very funny.

This one is very, very funny. He says for the past few weeks, I've been having these awesome yet terrible dreams. Like the rest of us, I'm a huge Tiger Woods fan, and I've been having these recurring dreams where Tiger Woods is just in my backyard playing golf. Like somehow my 500 foot, my 500 square foot yard just turns into a golf hole. and Tiger Woods is just there. However, every time I have these dreams, something happens where I am just never able to talk to him or just say hi for some reason, and it's horrible. Like the last one I had, he was literally standing five feet away for me, and my entire family met him, and I talked to him.

They were all talking to him, and I asked them to introduce me to him, all excited like a little kid, and I woke up before I could talk to him. I've been waking up sweating because all I want to do is talk to my favorite athlete, but my subconscious mind won't let me any advice. There is no advice for that. I don't know. You're in a life of turmoil. Can you take some sort of vitamin that blocks your dreams? No, dreams like this happen, man.

Waiters and servers out there will know that there are such things. There's a name for it, but like waiters and servers in the restaurant industry get the same dream where you're always running around the dining room and you can never catch up. It's like a thing that you like, you just do. It just comes with the territory. Like I used to like, I'd wake up in the middle of the night in like a cold sweat because my dream was like, You have tables and one table is just ordering forever. And like you're doing it.

And then you're like you're hearing the cooks or calling for other stuff. You can never catch up. You're always one table behind. And it's like your subconscious doesn't let you ever, ever, ever, ever just stop. So that's what this guy's doing. He's like the Tiger Woods version of that. Yes. Big time.

So it's weird how how there's always like a kind of a similar theme to all these recurring dreams. Mine that I've told before is that I'm at Augusta. I'm playing in the masters. But I can't tee off. Oh, yeah. I literally, something always happens. I tee the ball up. Now it's my name.

I've gotten to that point many times, but like something always happens that I can't pull the trigger. Yep. Like I'll be like in my back swing and like a truck pulls up or something and it like we have to back off. It is fucking weird. Or like the ball blows off the tee like right before I'm about to hit it and I have to like re-tee it. And then like a tree falls down and everyone's like, oh, hold on. We got to fix this tree. This happens every time I'm trying to tee off in Augusta.

One of my other recurring dreams I used to have is I worked my job in high school. was I work in ballet. And I would have this recurring dream where I would run out there with the keys to this car. But the car keys, the tag, like the identity of which car it was wasn't known. So I'm running to every car trying to unlock them, but I can't get into any of the cars.

And I don't know what the car is. And I just run around all fucking day and I can't get into any of the cars. And they're like yelling at me in the valet. My phone's blowing up. Like, where are you? We're backed up. So it's weird that like the same idea

that you can't get anything done. You can't get there. I had one where I was. going to be an islander for the night like I was like on the team walking in I was like this is I could remember it vividly I was walking into the coliseum I remember like my family was like to the left I was in like one of those awesome like like um like those coats that hockey players always wear when they walk in just like oh yeah I was like blacked out and like a piquot I was wearing a like a winner p coat coat I was wearing that's a big hockey guy wearing like a beanie hat yeah I looked

like fucking million bucks and I went down there I remember like it was so vivid like the old coliseum I remember like the colors on the walls everything was perfect I went into the actual locker room. And I remember, like, they put me in this other room to get ready. And I couldn't tie my skates. And I remember, like, hearing the game going on outside. And, like, I couldn't tie anything. Like, nothing was working.

Like, I remember I was, like, taping up, like, I was taping up the shin pads and, like, nothing. I never got past that part ever. It's horrifying. I'm getting so anxious, listen to this. Like, I can't get it done. But, like, what is a dream and what is real life? This could be a dream right now. Wow, we're getting deep.

All right, easy fucking instant. deception over there, settled down. You don't know. You don't know. You literally, you don't know if this is real or not. You won't, because you don't know a dream is a dream until you're like, oh, I just had that dream. Correct. Because in the dream, you're like, this is very real.

Correct. So bottom line, Frankie, the listener, we don't have any advice for it. No, we don't even know what's real. Maybe come up with like a game plan right before you fall asleep. Then you'll never have the dream or, you know. Or you just, you just forget about it. It's not, it's not the worst thing. At least you get to see Tiger every night.

That's a great point. Yeah. I'd love to see Tiger in my dreams. I will say this sounds better than when you have a dream where everything's perfect and awesome, and then you wake up and realize that. Correct. At least you got to see him like, he says like he gets to see him like tee off and shit. He just never gets to say hi.

He just wants to say hi so bad. Yeah. Come on. I like when he says, I've been waking up sweating because all I want to do is talk to my favorite apple. I like that his family gets to me, Tiger. That sucks. But he doesn't. He's just like next to my dad.

The dad's like, yo, Tiger's out there. I just like talk to him. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I know. Can you introduce me? They need to be like a bridge to introduce him. Right, like they all know Tiger now. He's like, can you guys please introduce me to the time? He's having the stream so often.

They're now best friends with Tiger. He can't talk to him. Not once. The dad's like, Frankie, like, are you going to talk to Tiger at all? Tiger has been saying that it's weird that you're not talking to. Yeah. Oh, poor Frankie. So good luck meeting Tiger.

Let us know. Email us if you ever get to meet Tiger. I hope that happens. Last one, we had John, listener John. He said, boys, I think my golf bag has been in, affected. My 58 degree has become a butter knife for my whole life. This has been my favorite club, but ever since I've been hearing Frankie say skull fuck, that's all my wedge can do. I was just hoping that you could either stop saying the phrase skull fuck

or at least do it a little less before anyone else gets infected. It's too late for me, but I hope to help someone else. It's too late for me. This guy's done. He sounds like you. Am I patient zero? I can very much see people listening to this podcast and before listening to it having never thought about their wedges and how their game was going or heard the term skull fuck. It's a mind game. And you've infected minds.

Now they're thinking like, well, Frankie skull fucks the ball or he duffs one or he dups one or the other, never hits it clean for four straight years. There's a possibility that I made too. And now once you start thinking that, the wheels start turning. Before you know it, it's too late for you. It's just out there. That is my favorite.

part about this was how selfless John is and how concerned he is for the public good that like he just said it's too late for me but I really want to help go on it's like I don't if you could maybe say skull fuck a little less because it's fucking with mine yeah like it's affected my mind so badly I'm way too far gone it's too late for me but other listeners are going to get infected the good news is for a guy like John and anybody else is that Frankie is now he has his wedges are great no okay now listen I want to say something my wedges are on the road to being To recovery. To recovery. Okay. I've hit a couple

good shots here and there. When I say a couple, I mean like I've hit shots onto the green that we're now puttable for the first time in years. Yep. Which is a huge step. Like I'll like hit a great drive. I'll be 40 yards out. I'm putting my weight on my front foot. I got my new bokey wedges and I'm just

like just easily going through the ball and it's like it's landing on the green. So I haven't really played that much. We've been so damn busy with the college show. I know. With my new clubs, I've been playing so well. I have a whole new swing. I swear to God, I really do. I have a whole new game with these new titles clubs.

It's the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. It's just like confidence. And I have this new found confidence with these wedges in my hand, but I still don't have that shot. If my ball is three feet off the green and I need to hit it like four or five feet, like it's a real tight lie, I skull fuck the shit out of it. Never once up, I never not. Look, it's just going to take practice.

It is. It's going to take practice. It's too late for me for John. For John. But we will, I also think the problem with the skull fuck thing is it just takes one for somebody. It does. Like one person that listens to this skull fucks one shot. And now I also feel bad because we just keep saying it now.

Well, yeah. And once you label something, now you have it to go back to because when you're doing it before, maybe they're like, oh, that's just a bad shot. That's a one off. That's a one off. But now it's like, oh, I skull fuck it. I'm going to skull fuck it again. And like Frankie butter knives.

Yeah. And then if you ever have a chance to, like, rename your wedges to butter, like, once you say, like, this is my butter knife, that's it. You have to, like, you can never refer to it as a butterknife or else it's over for you. Yeah. Like John here referred to them as his butternights. It's over. Now he'll never, it's always in his head.

Like, oh, hey. You, but you've gone the other way because you put butter knife on your wedges, right? Yes. So maybe if you try to conquer the demon. I'm trying. You try to stare at everything. I've tried. It was a bold move.

It was kind of an all or nothing move. It was. It is like if you can't get over the butter knives with that thing on it, then you got to throw it away. My theory is that they can't get any worse than they were, right? They can't get any worse than they were. Right. So I was like, I'm just going to own it. There's no way.

These things are going to be called butternires and I'm going to change them to, I guess what? Like spoons? What's like, like a, like, sure. Run towards the fear. You know, put positive thoughts on there, you know? Like zipper or something where you're going to like zip it back. You're going to hit this one clean. Yeah.

Yeah. Anti-skull fuck. Clipped. Like, you know, because you like clip it perfectly or something like that, you know, butter knife, it's just the second you pull out of your bag, you just see those birds. You're like, oh, shit. That's true. That's true.

It's a victim mentality. Speaking of practicing, so I moved into the apartment. Last time I spoke to you guys, I was building a night stand. Yep. I then went on to try and build a TV stand, and I built it so poorly that I cut all my fingers across right here. You can still see them. It's been a week, but I sliced all my fingers open because I couldn't build a TV stand. So I was going to try and go to a simulator this week, but I just couldn't hold a golf club because I was so bad at building stuff.

Ended up hiring a guy to just come and build a TV stand. This guy was so good at building things. He came yesterday. He just, like, built me a new dresser. And, like, my old one was still there. And, like, everything was sideways and crooked. And he looked at me. He's like, who did this?

And I didn't have the heart to, like, tell him that was me. I was like, yeah, someone, like came and tried and they fucked up. You lied to him about who did it? Yeah, he, like, he looked like Adrian Peterson. He was going to build my dresser and then fuck my girlfriend. Like, this guy was the ultimate person. He built everything. He brought his own tools.

He had his tools hanging off his little hip. He literally super handy. He's a man. He's a man. What did you win this yesterday was a man. You're a boy. boy yeah and my dresser was built like a boy hit the dresser he built was built like a super human man but uh so so we haven't been able to swing but i've been putting a lot uh with my new uh puttter right so my new scottie scottie season it's always scottie season even in the winter correct it's definitely scottie season now yeah because tiger's so i'm trying to find uh so we have the apartment out and it's awesome because this is brand new usually when i used to put in my room and it was like a it was a carpet now i have wood floor and i can go across the living room and there's curvatures in the living room and there's curvatures in the living room.

Oh, that's nice. We're learning, we're learning the reeds across the apartment. Yep. So last night, we put a little cup on the end, and we're all trying to hit it. And it's fucking exhilarated. Like, I mean, this thing's like a seven to eight foot left to right break. Whoa. It's crazy.

There's a wild swing from behind the kitchen into the living room. And then it's a poorly constructed apartment. Yeah, it's a real problem. Where you lose in the apartment, you gain in putting. It actually got so bad that we put a level on the floor and we're like, this is an issue. Jesus Christ. That sounds tough. Come back.

I couldn't get it all night. My friend takes my putt my, three lefties, by the way, in the same apartment. That's insane. Wow. Yeah, one righty. Three out of four of you? Three out of four of us. Yeah.

Holy cow. So we're all putting the, we're getting the, we're getting the stream. And then my friend just comes in. He just like looked at us doing it. And no one can hit it. And just like one putt just knocked it. And then he went to bed and it's like a fury at all. It's a mic drop.

Yeah, it was insane. So, but yeah, I love it. I love putting. All right. I think that's it for us. Right. We got anything else? I think that's it.

I think that's it. All right, jents, we will, of course, be back next week. Everybody, send us some more from the galleries. These are fun. I love going through these. If your name is Frankie, send us all of the from the galleries. I want more Frankie submissions. Oh, we forgot.

What's up? The guy that got arrested stealing the golf balls. Oh, yeah. This is an insane story. I'm actually, like, pretty horrified about it. Right. So let me pull it up. So this guy, he got arrested basically doing the Frankie Borrelli, the pizza maker.

Joseph Kalanda turned him. self into police after a search warrant executed at his home in August turned up more than 2,500 golf balls and that was only a portion of the golf balls he had stolen. Now when you click into this fucking story, he stole $10,000 worth of golf balls from this driving range. They call him a serial golf ball fee. Now this is scary because what I've done in the past, people know that I've taken golf balls and I've brought them to places where I can, you know, places meeting golf courses that night. And I've hit them onto the green because I cannot take hitting off mats anymore. I couldn't take it. It was ruining my golf games. So I did

this a couple times and maybe the way I did it was wrong where I left the golf balls on the green. But aside from that, I never thought I was really doing anything like criminal. It never like really went into my head that I was doing anything criminal. I know I was taking them from one place. You just thought maybe you had some bad etiquette, but not like criminal activity. Now this is like a problem now because this guy is put on $10,000 bail. He stole 20,800 golf balls from a driving range. Apparently he was. trying to resell them. That's the problem.

I think you're still sort of in the clear, in a non-legal gray area. Maybe if I, if you're starting to flip the golf balls, that's where you run into it. Yeah, like you're still kind of like a rude piece of shit. Yes.

For stealing balls for a range and hitting them onto a green and making someone else clean them up and pick them up. But I don't know that you're in the same legal trouble this guy is. No, I'm not. I just thought for sure. I just thought that it was funny that this guy took what I did. I mean,

I hope he didn't like listen to what I did. and then started this operation. I would assume he's been doing this for years upon years. Because, I mean, 20,000 golf balls. Where do you score 20,000 golf balls? That's a really good question. I mean, even if you get... When I get, like, a box of 12 golf balls,

it's like I can see them very much in my room. If you... But if you're stealing it from the driver age, what do you get like 100 bucks, 100 balls in a bucket or something? Yeah. So he would have to steal like every single bucket. tons of times to get to 20,000.

See, I like your... I like your spin. That's on the fucking. driving range. It's their fault. He took them and then he sold the golf balls to another nearby driving range. Oh, what a boss. For 73 cents a pound.

Joseph Kalanda is an entrepreneur. Yeah. Wow. If you don't get too much jail to Joe, give us a call. I would love to talk to Joe. Seventy-three cents of pop. Yeah. Feels like pretty high for a driving range ball. Yeah. I'd be cheaper than that. Yeah, but they make their money back on one guy

behind them, right? Yeah, but I mean, I know that they make their money back. But I'm saying, like, if you really think about it. It's, you know, for driving range balls, that feels kind of high. But what do I know about a, we're not running a drive? Well, shout out to Joe. I mean, I started this thing, I think it was going to be a bad thing that I was bringing up. But actually, it turns out this guy's a legend.

Yeah, and you look better than he does. You do. That's true. It's smart to bring it up. Yeah, it's true. I could be, like, Joe, this, like, brutal criminal. But instead, you're just kind of, like, a rude piece of shit. And your thing, at the end of the day, you're trying to get better.

You're just trying to be a better golfer. You're rude and your piece of shit like Rick said. Correct. True. But you're not reselling the golf ball. Yeah. So good for you, Frankie. It makes you look good.

Smart to bring that up. We'll be back next week. We're going to do a bunch more from the galleries because these are really fun. So email us for Play at barstoolsports.com. We'll be back next week. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.