Fore Play - “Your legs are more like… two golf tees”

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

We compare Hideki Matsuyama's lower half to Frankie Borrelli's. In Headlines, a couple Fore Play friends, Justin Thomas and Danielle Kang, win yet again; another buddy, the Boss Man, competes in the skins game in Japan; a player on the LPGA Senior Tour incurs a 58-stroke penalty; is Jordan Spieth back???You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/foreplaypod

Hey, 4Play listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa, we are back. Yeah, I came in a little different there. With a year? The year, yeah. We've never done the year. I figure if somebody goes back in the future, it might be like, man, what fucking year of those guys talking about?

You think in the year, like, 2072, someone will stumble upon like a 4-Play podcast? Yeah, and I think contextually it's going to be huge that I just started like that. But then he's going to get to all the other ones and be like, what fucking year? I have no idea. Is that weird at some point this will be like history, like what we're living in right now? I mean, technically what you just said? Just like, no, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, at what point does it become history versus like that happened last week?

Like in your mind. Right. Like the 1990, or the 1990s like history already? Yeah. Yeah. Something has to be like impactful too to be a story. Right. It's funny because like our show.

Yeah, exactly. The 90s is definitely like us meeting Tiger. Woods, like, when will that be history? See, I'll say this. Like, watching that, you knew you were, they say that. Like, you're watching history. That was 2019 Masters. That's why I was so emotional.

We were all crying because we legit were watching something that historically forever will be like, dude, where were you? They'll be like Tiger Woods back in the year 2019. Yeah, he's one of the few figures now that will definitely be talked about in hundreds of years. Like, there's not that many of them. Like, people look at textbooks and stuff. And it's like, all right, that person was important at that time. But Tiger Woods is a person who will be all. over the place even hundreds of years from now, which is what makes him very important.

Yeah. And they're going to be like, where was he at the 2019 U.S. Open on Monday? Well, he was actually talking with the four play boys on the green. Right, which is why at the time we said that that shouldn't have happened. You think that makes the book? You think that makes his book? It makes my book. I hope that makes his book.

We got to get in somebody's ear and just like, just put it in there. Just small at it. There's also no chance this world's still around in like the year 2019. What's your year? 2090? 2090? Indy? That's a little pessimistic.

Yeah, I just don't think so. What do you think? What are you going to get political on us again? What do you think takes us down? Global Army? I don't know what takes us down. I think, I don't know, man. Frankie politics.

Too much has been going on recently. I think it'll be an asteroid. There always comes out like, yeah, because we just missed one. It keeps coming out. Yeah, that it's like, oh, yeah, there was one that. What's just too? You know, how close is Judge? No, there was one.

There was one 10 or 15 years ago. There was one 10 or 15 years ago, I know, that came between us and the moon. We didn't see it until after I went by. They were like, whoa. I do remember that. Look at that. That's concerning to me. There was one of a month ago that was real tight.

Like they showed the fucking. If we're going to get into the solar system, this is going to go forever. It's October golf, man. He don't know. That's not even on my sheet. Us talking like astronomy is not on my sheet. No. It's definitely not the sheet.

I just like can't see it lasting. It is crazy. We're just 2090 as you're thrown through space and there's asteroids just buzzing by. They could hit it. at any moment. Our atmosphere is a badass motherfucker, dude. He burns everything up. You got to be a huge...

You got to be a huge... True. Well, again, we're not going to get into it. We're not here to talk about... We're not here talking about... K. Marco, our editor-in-chief at Barstle, had a very funny tweet this weekend. His bag at Whole Foods, like,

ripped and all his shit fell over the place. And he's like, I... If this happens to me one more time, I will go wrap a straw around a sea turtle's neck. like he's like I'm done with these reusable bags like I'm done with this shit I loved it

that was one of my favorite tweets of the fucking year I read that I died yeah I've been watching I've been watching by way going back and rewatching like the our planet stuff on Netflix with David Attenborough which I think we've talked about here before but you do forget like when you watch it the second time around like they got a serious agenda

on that thing like every single thing he talks about he spins it towards the end about how like how awful what we are, how we're ruining the whole planet. I'm like, I just had a great 45 minutes. Now I'm like, get out of here. He'll show you like the best things in the world. And then at the end, it's like to ever see this again, go to this website or else it's all over.

They do. They go to our planet. To like to save the earth so that this doesn't continue to ruin every animal. That animal you just watch will be dead if you don't go to this website. How about the part? The whole reefs, everything they show is just going away. How about the part where the walruses are like just falling off the cliff? Oh my God.

You've ever seen that? I've seen that. That was awful. It was, I forget the reasoning for that, but they're just tumbling off the side. It was one of those shocking things I've ever seen. So they climb up there because they're looked like,

they like to rest on ice or whatever and the ground gets too packed because the ice is melted. So they climb to like a higher place where they think they could be like alone. And then they go back down. They don't know how to get down. So they just fucking fall off. It is the most horrifying thing. I'm like, how are they?

I just went from watching like beautiful waves crashing into the beach to they're showing like 200, straight walruses in slow motion just committing suicide on the side of a cliff yeah that is an awful awful episode and they take they do take wild turns like you're watching that enjoying how like the beauties of nature and then all of a sudden you get a website you get death you get like a feel bad and you're like oh my god I got to do something out of yeah it goes from cute to like the wallruses like budding heads with each other having a good time and then they're just like dying falling off the what the fuck is happening anyway supreme golf every time You want to book a tea time, SupremeGoff.com slash barstool.

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They're the best. I'm going to start with the wrecks because I was, I trained back this morning. And I, and we still got to get to scent of a woman, which I think Thursday is the deadline. We got to watch it by Thursday's show. Is that right? That's right. I've been reading this book by Ronan Farrow, who was the guy who wrote the, who kind of like, he did all the Harvey Weinstein work. NBC kind of started the whole Me Too movement by writing that.

And then he just came out with his book, Catch and Kill. and it is riveting. Really? Rividing. It's all about how, like, NBC, like, was basically suppressing it the last minute. They decided, like, not to run with it. He's getting tailed by, like, Harvey Weinstein's got private investigators and stuff. I'm only halfway through it, and I got the audiobook, and it is riveting.

Really? It's legit a real-life, like, spy novel. Holy shit. It's crazy. I may wait for the TV show, though. Audio books are great, especially when you have a car trip. Fall car trip. little foliage going up to New England?

Audio book. Does foliage make it better? Yes. I think so too. Makes it more pleasant. Also, something about a crisp air makes almost the vision more clear in my eyes. I feel like you can see further in nice, crisp, cool fall air. Now, I don't think there's any science behind that.

Definitely not. I'm not going to back that with science, but that's a feel thing. Opening up the window at this time of the year, like at night, that crisp air. So nice. I woke up this morning. You got to be careful about a stiff neck, though. Yeah. That ever happened to you?

Yep. You sleep one way. Yeah. Chris Baer comes in. You wake up the next day. It has happened. Well, Trent. I mean, yeah.

Trent. Manously at night. Incredible Hulk can come in through the window. Correct. Knock me around a little bit. It can happen. Trent goes through a severe exercise and woke up and I just had vision and I thought my eyes got fixed. I've never slept my contacts in.

Sometimes I'll like nap or whatever. But like I woke up and I was like, dude. It's a miracle. It felt like a miracle. I woke up and I was just like, I can see. everything. I was like, oh, wow, I touched my eyeballs. Like, ah, fuck.

It's like, oh, no, I just, I had a few too many adults. Dude, but that's the thing is that I didn't feel them. Like, if you, like, if you wear contacts and you fall asleep, you wake up and they're dry and sticky. It's awful. It's a nightmare. I woke up and my eyes were perfect, and I just had vision.

And I was like, what is happening to me right now? It's a miracle. Yeah. Wow. You just had, you know, a few too many cocktails and fell in a lot of them. I had cocktail. Yeah, I fell asleep with my shoes on. That happened.

Whatever. Happens everybody. No, Sunday night too. Tough, tough one. Do you have any food? I went to a place or,

no, I didn't have any drunk food. That's good. That's when you really pile on. We wake up fully clothed, hungover shit, and you like, you got like,

was your light on? My light was on, which is, waking up with your light on like seven o'clock in the morning, like you like that moment or you're like, oh,

that light being on is so bad. So bad. That would be like my TV's blaring. I got David Averberr there's fucking Walters is jumping off the clip. There's a website. Don't matter. We'll donate now or you potentially never wake up again.

Here's $1,000. Stop yelling at me. You do have those nights where you wake up to a DVD menu screen. Just over and over and over again. That's what you know. For me, when I was growing up, I always had, I didn't have cable in my room when I was like a little kid. I'd always just watch DVDs.

It was usually like the Yankees World Series DVDs. But then I got hooked on Bench Warmerers, the movie Bench Warmerers. I can't remember what fucking song or what happened. happened in this menu, but it was so just like in your face. It was so loud. That's all I heard for months was that menu screen. God, I got to remember. Yeah, in my early 20s, I would get really, every time I got really, really drunk, I would put on Beer Fest and I would watch Beer Fest. These guys are like me. They're drunk too. Let's watch this. Yeah, like, oh, look at these people. Yeah, that's exactly why. And then I would always wake up. This is awesome. Yeah, it's like,

I was drinking beer. Guys, it's so relatable. Yeah. And then I would wake up to the beer fest menu screen all the time. Mine in middle school, I went through a phase like a year where I just watched Gladiator every night. That's a great movie. I know that movie well. Yeah. Really well. That's one of the best opening scenes in any movie ever.

That battle? So good. How about when they fire like the fireballs into the trees? Whatever those things are. They're like soft fireballs because they hit the trees and they kind of just pull up. And then Maximus at one point just jumps off his horse as the general of the fucking Roman army and just starts killing people and hand-to-hand combat. that. Like, oh my God.

This guy's the fucking man. Super good. And then they really screw him big time. We're not going to get in that. I did get a bunch of positive feedback about sent him a woman. So for those that haven't seen it yet. Yeah. Apparently it's like an all-time movie.

Yeah. No, it's got, what are it like a bunch of Academy Awards? Yeah. I will say, I didn't realize in real time. It's in 1992. Yes. I said 93 and then Frankie corrected me and started reading off the stats. It's older than I would have guessed.

But I'm in. So by Wednesday show when we record, got to watch Sentible Woman. We'll do a little review here. That's right. Do a quick review. Benchwormers got 11% on Rotten Tomatoes.

You can watch a bad movie. Rotten Tomatoes stinks, though, because Tommy Boy, which is maybe my favorite movie of all time, has like 28. And it's like, that's a classic movie. They don't like comedies for whatever reason. No, they kill comedies. I think Ben Choir is one of the funniest movies. It's just so stupid. You guys ever, you think Basketball is a funny movie?

Yes. Very, very funny. I wonder what that's got on there. I can see that. movie having like a five on rotten tomatoes and it's a hilarious yeah they they they mess up comedies they're like they're critics and it's just doesn't work for 42 it's pretty high it's higher no what he goes i'll take it uh the u word kitty update i um frankie had some beef on friday when he found out that he had been dinged by the producers well yeah we got this tweet that like was an update on the kitty

it said like lurch is at whatever four whatever the hell you're at and i said frankie won and i know I didn't say the word. Now I've been told I said UNB. Like I started it and caught myself. So are we counting that? It's a check swing. I mean, the first page on byers said you would.

I don't know. I guess they look down at their base line. Yeah. I think you crossed the plate. Jake. I've re-listened to both episodes because I didn't hear it the first time. And you said, that's crossing the plate.

Yeah? I think we can start the un-bo- Yeah. If you give it like a... If you're an un, I think you're good. But I think if you start the... Once you get to that hard continent, that B... Because you can be like, uh...

Yeah. The B. I guess I guess I did cross the play. I just wanted to pride myself on never saying the word. Because I know that my usage of the word is what started, like, is what the root of all this was. I think I incepted lurch to say that word. He said it like a thousand times at one episode. Potentially, yeah.

Yeah. Regardless. I think we're at what, 4211? Yeah. Is that where we're at? Mm-hmm. Lurch myself and then Trent Addie and Frank, you're tied at one. I blame mine to Jetlack.

It still happened. Three week bender came back. You were off the rails, man. I noticed it in real time, like how many times you said that word, that episode. It was very tired. I noticed it in real time. I think it was the only thing you said. This dude's running up the rail.

Every time we throw it to me, it's just like, take it again. Yeah. Take it again. Yeah. Like, Lurch your thoughts on that? Mm-hmm. Oh, really, Lurch? That's what you have?

Yeah. Take some more. It was, um. So that's the update on the kitty headlines. We got a lot of golf headlines to get to Justin Thomas, our friend, wins the CJ Cup. He's won at two out of the last three years. J.T. on a hell of a comeback.

If you recall, he was injured this year. He actually wasn't at the PGA, which was a bummer for us, because this time last year, we were very hard on Justin Thomas, very hard on him. We called him very soft. Our boss said that he should be heckled when he buys. groceries because of the entire saga at the Honda class. It's such a, such a good dig.

I hope you get heckled when you buy groceries. Because that's like, oh wait, now I can't pick up that lettuce, you piece of shit. No, you're going to go for that one? Get picked up the,

the Charmin and the, you know, uh, two-ply. Yeah. Unreal. So, we come a long way.

We had J. He just hangs his head. He's like, God damn it. Take it away from these fucking people. I just want these people to fucking like me. Yeah. Oh, that banana looks a little bruised.

It's like, fuck off. I know, I just, I'm trying to pick the perfect one. Yeah. Fuck. So then we ended up having JT on the show at the very beginning of this year, our first show of the year. That was when Frankie couldn't figure out the whole he did like a hello, I am in the future. Remember when you did that? Yeah, I did that show because we recorded it at the end of 2018.

Oh, that's fucked. Getting in 2019. Then the first time that we would have seen JT after that was at the PGA at Beth Page. He was injured. He had a wrist injury, so he's out for a little while coming off, you know, a couple years ago, he won like five times, including a major championship. So you kind of forget because you go through like these phases where Rory's at the top and then Brooks at the top and the Tiger wins the Masters, which is a thing that happened this year.

And now all of a sudden Justin Thomas is back. He's won. He wins the CJ Cup. It's tough to follow. I mean, they're over in Korea. That's the exact opposite. They're like 12 or 13 hours ahead or whatever it is. So it's very hard to follow.

But wins by two shots. Second win in three year history at the event. second win in his last three months and caps a run of four straight top ten finishes as world ranking fell as low as 10th in August but he's now back up to fourth in the world. So JT. I think if we had done thinking back to the PGA,

I think if we had done something with him at the PGA, the rest of the golf media would have revolted and not let us come to majors anymore because that would have been Bryson. We're standing back on a tiger. We're fist pumping Brooks on 18. Imagine if we also did like a video with JT. Like golf media is just like,

all right, just get the fuck out of here. What are you doing? What else can we do? Right. You almost peak there. Then we had a good interaction with him at Pebble, so it worked out. But I think if we had done something with him at the PGA, people would have just be like, this is almost too much. This is too much.

You guys can't be doing this. You cannot have this. But we also had the walk in with Kisner and Tiger. It's just it was a whole thing. It was. So then we finally ran into him. Really, I think hung out with him for the first time ever in person was at Pemble at the US Open. We actually walked inside the robes for a while with his family.

His mom was around. And super nice dude. he has been, I think, you know, I don't know, misconstrued. And there are times, and we told him we told him this to when we talked to him. I'm like, no, there's times where you come off like a huge douche on the course and whatnot. We've come a long way with him. He's an incredibly nice dude. And he went.

So JT's kind of storming back towards the top. We've had all the drama with Brooks Kebka and with Rory, which we'll get to. I also want to throw out Jordan Speeth. I saw Jordan Spett. Sorry, by that. I saw a tweet. A tweet, I don't know if it was like Golf Channel or somebody's Golf Digest, some account like that, was tweeting out a poll of like Will Jordan Speeth win on the PGA tour this year. I thought that was interesting.

I voted yes. But I thought it was interesting. Put it my head. And then I saw that he finished tied for eighth this week over in Korea. He finished off final round, one under par 71. Hadn't played since the BMW, which was like over two months ago, which is crazy to think about because that was a long ass fucking time ago. And now he's got five top tens in his last 11 worldwide start. So speed's starting to play a little bit better golf, which is good.

And again, it kind of goes back to what I was just talking about, where, like, you forget about some of these guys. You forget about the run that Spath went on where he was a couple shots away from winning all four major championships in 2015. He won two of them. He had that approach into the 72nd hole at the Open Championship at San Andrews that spun off the green, and he almost made that putt from the Valley of Sin. And then he was in that final group with Jason Day,

when Jason Day was unstoppable at Whistling Straits. He gave him that thumbs up on 17. So, like, you forget that Spath had won the first two majors that year, almost. And then now he, like, hasn't made the Tour championship in a couple of years. So it's... Yeah, there was a time when he was automatic from 20 feet. It was just like, what the fuck? Nobody else, like, he was better from 20 feet than he was from 5.

He was better from 20, like, 5 feet than most people on tour were from, like, 10 feet or 8 feet, which that's how you... I would love nothing more than a big comeback here from Spath. He loves our stuff, and we love him. He does. He's on the record is stating that he loves our stuff. So what was you for guys like that? Love y'all's stuff. Love y'all's stuff.

I have people say that to me all the time. Just like that? Yes. Yeah, they do. Especially at golf tournaments. Yes. Love y'all stuff. They just say like as they're like, they know the space story and they're just like, love y'all stuff.

Four play boys, love y'all stuff. People say that all the time. It makes me laugh every time. He finished top 10 four times last year or this year. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she's coming back. Yeah.

He's going to be fine. I wonder what the betting line is that for that. On winning? Yeah. Minus 130. That's just a guess. I don't hate that. What's your guess?

Yeah, I mean, I love it. I'll give you something. I wish I knew gambling well enough to like give odds right now. I got to see. I think that's still plus 150 though. Think so. You think it's unlikely. Yeah.

Or it's less than like interesting. Interesting. I don't know. What were you going to say, Frankie? I think. Frankie's still on a rotten tomatoes. I think I'm going to. call that Jordan Spay

is going to win the Farmers Insurance Open. Whoa. Incredible. Wow. Yep. Okay. Torrey Pines. Yep.

You like that spot for him. Keep it in your fucking noggin, and I want to hear about it when he wins, because I'll forget that I made this. Did you know before you said Farmers Insurance that you were going to go with that, or were you just picking a tournament

randomly off the top of your head? I'm not going to let you know what led me to that, but I just... You got a feeling? I have a feeling. That's your pick. Yep. Someone will remind you that so I can bet it.

You're going to take that on the duel? Wow. Jordan Spann. I think he wins this year. I think he might win a couple times this year. I think he might win a major championship this year. I love that bet. I would love the root for him.

Spice. That was a little spicy. Yeah, I really won up to you there. Sorry, Frank. I do. I think there's a good chance he wins. You could win the Masters. Which major?

He's a 1-04. You're really throwing things out there, raising. Grand Slam. Done deal. Lock it up. Every week, W, all of them. Guys saw one tweet. The way you're talking about it doesn't seem like you can lose.

Shit. Guy, right, barely finished top ten, and I'm like, done. He's going to win the grand slam. I do. I think there's a spath's comeback here. I think he gets right back in there. I think he is going to win a major championship this year. I'm going to bet that.

I'm going to find the futures. I'm going to bet Spath wins him. And I bet he comes on this fucking show in the next 12 months. That I would bet on, as well. Wins a major comes on this show. That bet's going to be tough to find. Yeah No

Some book out there Pick that up Aren't there books in like England And Ireland that you can just go and make bets on like I think so Like they'll just take bets on whatever Unfortunately we're in America I know

But I do think that's that you can just create something Yeah Like I bet I'll get this promotion by this time They'll like take it Yeah because isn't that how Rory's dad made One that where he went in That's right When Roy is like 10 years old

Like he's gonna win the British Open by the time He's 25 Yeah He won like 200 grand doing that. Yeah, and he was like 25 when he won, right? Yeah. If you're the book, you've got to be like, sure. I mean, like, all right, dad.

You got it, pal. We've seen plenty of dads out there that I'm like, oh, my son's the best. What do you want to risk? Why don't you bring that in the office tomorrow and we'll take the other side? Tough when they had to shell out 200 grand to roll. This one macaroly comes walking into the casino. Just like that. Just like that.

Like, I told you, motherfuckers. I told you. And they're like, I'm just counting the money. That's a great visual. Andrew with a great point. He just hit me up and said that Spath led the tour last year in second round scoring, but kept choking on the weekend. I had forgotten about that.

He literally led the PGA tour in second round scoring last year. I remember he was always right there going into the weekends and just sucked. Yeah. I felt like he shot like 76, Pebble Beach Pro in 66, 66, 78, 74, 75. That's kind of a microcosm of his entire year. That's wild. Valera Texas Open, 68, 68, 73, 72. Because you think of a being as such a weekend guy early in his career.

He's a weekday guy now. I know. Yeah. Totally flip-fops. Yeah, he's like a Lurt. He's like a Monday through Friday guy. That's right. Weekend, he's out.

See you. Phone's off. I'm not working. I'm not checking slack. I'm out of here. Not selling software until Monday. Let's go. Northern Trussie finished tied for six.

Not true. Start out 67, 64. And then on Saturday, he could have won the fucking thing. You could say that a lot. I think he's going to turn that around this year. 12 under with the 7th. He better. That was my prediction and we're going to lose money.

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Danielle Kang, People's Women's Golfer, the original People's Women's Women's golper. Successfully defends her title. This is the Shanghai tournament with the Dick Trophy, if you recall. Oh, yeah.

Incredible. I got that trophy. Same trophy? Oh, yeah. I think so. I don't know if they changed it maybe because of, you know, it looks for preposterousal.

You can't change it. But I understand why they would, but they shouldn't. Yep. We'll try to have the boys to go back and dig up. We can throw in a couple second audio clip because we talked to her

about it on the show last time we had her on about the giant Dick trophy picture. It was like a penis. I was looking at it and I said, of course it's going to happen to me. If anyone's going to have a penis trophy, it's probably going to be me. Because one of them, I mean, the Dick Trophy is just pointing right at her face, and it's ridiculous. So, yeah, it's back.

She did hold it in a different manner this time, which is smart. She said her biggest regret last time when she's like, I realized as soon as the pictures came out that I was holding the Dick Trophy in, like, the most promiscuous way you could hold the Dick Trophy. That's a Dick Trophy. I'm looking at it. Lurch has got a picture up right now. That's a dick trophy. That's a dick trophy. It's a big old dick.

And she said on the show, she's like, I don't, I didn't want to comment on it shortly after her because I didn't want to be disrespectful to, like, the sponsor and all that. You got to wait until you're out of town. That's what she did. So it was like, following on the flight. Following Tuesday, you're like, how about that dick trophy? That I was old. It's like when Michael wants to tell Andy that Angel is cheating on him with Dwight. And he like, well, he like says it as he's driving away.

Imagine like, as she gets in the car. She's rolling off the window. She's like, by the way, the trophy looks like a dick. What was that, Daniels? It looks like a dick. The trophy looks like a dick that he gave me. I got to go. And she just drives him.

He's literally rolling up his window. Bioangelo's cheating on you with Dwight. Okay. What did you say? Wait, what did you say? It's a dick trophy. That's a dick trophy. I mean, that's just what it is.

She successfully defends. I want to say this is what her third LPGA tour title because I think her first win ever was when she won the PGA championship, like two years ago. We had her on the show like two days after. One of the more off the rails interviews I've ever heard, she was like, she had like a seatbelt going on. She did like a, she, um, did like musical chairs with her friend at a stoplight. They were in Vegas, like switching seats and all this and we're like, and at one point, I don't know if we asked her on air off of her. Like, do you, she, do you drink? And she's like, I don't drink.

And she was not drinking. We found out sober like going crazy in Vegas. We found out afterwards. She was, it was like 6 a.m. local time in Vegas. Yeah. We had her call into the show because the LPGA tour, I think it was like the PR communications folks hit us up there. like hey but you know we we know what the show is all about she's awesome trust me she'll be great for the show she just won her first tournament which was a major championship had her on and

she's like yeah it's like 5 am local time in Vegas I had to get up for a golf channel spot and I'm talking to you guys their fucking seatbelt like where somebody wasn't wearing their seatbelt then she's like I just switched seats I was driving and it's too distracted to drive she stopped at what the fuck is going on so that's how we became tight with danio gang we're on the show probably three times now three times yeah she's awesome so my guess I think I didn't look it up I think this is probably her third total win. Third. Third.

Third. Third total win. Very cool. She had a phenomenal amateur career. She won the U.S. Amateur and she was like as highly touted as you could be. Came on tour, you know, struggled relatively for having that good of an amateur career and then broke through a couple of years ago right before we had her on the show.

So it's great to see her doing well. She's dating Maverickman McNeely. Yep. So there was in some of the, you know, she credited her family and her boyfriend. Maverick McNeely, who's a PGA tour guy, player. She was talking about how she was, like, FaceTiming him right before they went to the first T. Fine. I will say fine.

I don't need, like, all your relationship stuff. There's been a little bit of back and forth between those two because Maverick McNeely said that, like, Daniel King gave her some, like, gave him some good graces prior to going out. And that's getting a little public. Yeah, no, it is. And I think on the whole, like, a little bit of it's fine. I think like anytime any athlete anywhere like shoves all the relationship stuff down everybody's throat. It's like, all right, relax a little bit. Do you agree?

I like the relationship. Would you call this shoving? It's just like when you're, I think when you're going as far as like, yeah, we're like FaceTiming all the way to like the first tee. And he was telling me about this is a little bit too much like, did you win the tournament because you were FaceTiming your boyfriend or is like, you know what I'm saying? You don't like. You don't like all. I think rings might need a friend. A friend of love of compassion.

I'm giving my take. Are you triggered by love? my love by L-O-B love love love No I again I think Up to this point I've thought everything that I've ever heard Between their relationship It's very cool

They both they get it They can relate to each other They're both on tour And they're trying to win it really At the highest level Very cool I thought this When I was reading through this

A little bit I got halfway through the article It was like I was a little bit much That was just my thought Fair worked for her Worked out well It worked If that's what it takes

Every time I can stomach it because I like when she wins. She's our girl. Just maybe pump the break time a little bit. That first line, I mean, it's a little, it's a little sensitive, but it's fine. I'm fine with it. I'm not going to say.

I'm more on their side than your side on this one. I don't think it's a full shove, but I'm with you on certain aspects. Okay. All right. Good. Anyways, great thing. We like her. I mean it to get all awkward there.

A little different story here. On the LPGA senior tour, we had Lee Ann Walker was assessed a 58 stroke. stroke What? 58 stroke penalty 5 8. A 58 stroke penalty What is this rule?

Ridiculous never. Well, it was discovered she had violated rule 10.2b, okay, several times over the course of the first two rounds at the senior major being played at the Pite course, blah, blah, blah. Implemented earlier this year, the rule prohibits caddies from lining up golfers on putting greens, among other spots on the golf course. As Walker found out, there is no limit to the amount of penalty strokes a player may incur for breaking this rule.

So essentially, every time she just got like a couple-stroke penalty. There's no limit. There's no limit. 58's not the limit. There isn't one. I want to say she shot like a 127, I think, was the number. Is that right, Andrew? And then she shot like a 127.

The Gulf Digest article started. There was a 58 watch. That's funny. 58 watch. I put that in. I thought you guys would dig that. I do. That's how the article started.

There was a 58 watch of the senior LPGA championship on Tuesday. It just wasn't the kind you might expect. That's good stuff. It's a zinger. That's good. That's good internet stuff. That's what Bio Kim deserved instead of a three-year shot. He just deserved a 58th.

Yeah. Just give him a... He didn't deserve a three-year penalty for flipping off the fans. Three years suspension. Yeah, sorry. Imagine that. You have no job for three years. I was just trying to get an update on him.

We're like three weeks into that. He's just, we're just no... It hasn't even started that, really. he's just sitting in a room somewhere He's like, what do you do? What do you do? Did he become like a Fortnite player? I don't know what you're supposed to do.

That's your number one option. Is he like a struggling actor now? He's like, uh, he's like a, um, a server in town. I need, like, every five months I need biochem updates. Yeah. We should put that on the agenda. I need to follow him. Five months or six months?

Either one. I need to. Five seems a little bit. I need to follow him on social media. Why'd you pick five? Because when you get to 10 months, then it's going to get a little. Yeah, we can't give a year up. update we got to wait three years into the three months in the next year.

Six months seem like too many to me. I want to know five. Yeah, really like, you get into business and run a company and be like, no, no, no, we're not going to run. I'd be bad at that. I'd be really bad at that.

Every five months, I want a bio Kim update. Do you know how the calendar works? Yeah, there's 15 months. You got a third. No, um, yeah, I'm going to start following on social media. That's really all I'm going to do. And I'll, bio Kim.

Yeah, I'm going to put an update in my phone. And you guys aren't going to remember because we forget. everything and then once that get everything when that date what what what tournament is jordan spith going to win no clue he remembers the farmer's insurance all you got that that was surprising i'll get biocham update five months from now you guys got it i want to say this i think biocham actually played in a few corn fairy tour events in his career so maybe he can try to go that route but then again i would say if he could just go that route he would have been going that route the whole time versus playing i think on the korean tour or whichever one he was so or maybe this motivates him and he's

furious and this is what's you know launches his career in the state well in five months we're going to find out. Putting that update right now. You cannot wait for a five month update on that. What is what I'm doing today? Lee Ann Walker, 58 stroke penalty. Tough. 127, I believe, that she shot 26 over on the first nine holes.

March 23rd, you guys are going to be like, holy shit. So she went. This is what bio Kim's up to. It's going to be a stunning moment. And you're like, all right, I know you guys, they're waiting for it. All right. So for that bio Kim update. Headlines, bio-com,

and how successful are you going to be in finding the actual updates? I'm hoping to just follow him on social media and just collect data. Maybe I'll reach out to them. You're going to have a note app, Bio Kim, and you've got to follow them and whenever you post Instagram story or something,

you've got to make note of that. 100%. Smart. You're tail on them. Your social tail. We get a tail. I've been using terms like that left and right because of since I've been watching or listening to catch and kill,

the Ronan Farrell thing I teased earlier. Tail. Tail. Mark. You're going to mark them. That's your mark. That's what they say. That's my mark.

So. Yeah, I'm going to wait for the HBO special on that. You got to do the audio book. Trent's Mark would be Bio Kim. Correct. And Bio Kim's tail. Is Trent. I like it.

Brooks Kevka. Injured his knee. So he had the comments about Roller. You know, he called Rory. He said Rory's not a rival because he hasn't won a major in like five years. And then like the next day he withdrew from the tournament because he injured his knee. It says this fall of the world number one underwent a stem cell treatment. If you folks remember that to repair a partially torn Patelot tendon in his left knee.

On Wednesday, Kepka told reporters that his knee feels good. But he said in a statement released through the PGA Tor Communications Department that he re-agravated the injury when he slipped on wet concrete during a second round 75 in Korea. He was supposed to play in this week's Zozo Championship in Japan, but after consulting his doctor, he headed home to South Florida to complete further testing. He said last week, I did my rehab, my recovery, and there shouldn't be any issues. And then, of course, a couple days later, slipped on some concrete. There might be one more round of stem cells before the end of the year, some off time. But other than that, I feel great.

My knee feels good. It's the first time it's been feeling consistently good in a while. And then again, a couple days later he went through. So I think it's probably just a tough break with the wet concrete. It's such a weird injury Golfers sustained such weird injury sometimes He slipped on wet concrete Let me ask you this

When you're walking When you're playing around a golf When you're walking and there's like a downhill And there's concrete cart path Do you walk on the grass or on the cart path I'd probably walk on the grass I think I always do too You can kind of dig your feet

Like it's when it's super like If it's wet I'm certainly on the grass Or like if it's like a little First hole of Bethpage Black. Do they have concrete that goes down or does it stop? It stops. That would be a steep walk-down concrete. Yeah, that would be tough.

You'd have to be on the grass there. But in terms of weird golf injuries, I could see that because golf shoes are not meant for that type of tennis. Should have a slide. You just jumped down it. Yeah, we had the... Just the slide. Like a water slide? Imagine Trent, like, bombs that first tee and then just runs and, like, I can picture him like,

Yeah, just jumps down the slide. That would be awesome. No, I'm not talking about like a pole. I'm talking like that. No, I know. I don't know why I jumped like that. You did like a fireman's a pole thing. That was weird.

That was weird. Yeah. That was a weird moment. I take back my jump. I think we're thinking slide like children. I was too. No. Five months again kind of thing.

Trent jumps up in the air and he's got on his back and he goes, we as he runs to his good first t-shad. It was a great moment no matter what, but I would have loved to have been on a side. slide after that. Yeah, if there was just a slide after the first team and Beth Page down to the fairway. Be sick. I don't think they would have hosted a major if there was a slide on the hill.

Let's make a golf course that has like a bunch of like gimmicks like crazy stuff like that. Yeah, the John Deer Classic. That's a tournament we're trying to do. Yeah, but we have more class than the John Deer Classic. Not really. Yeah, we do. What if you made, I mean, they have a ridiculous giant tractor. What if you made a life size golf course that was like a mini golf course with a fucking

like windmill and shit like a real windmill. Isn't that what Tiger's doing? Is he making no, no, I'm talking like a 7,000 yard golf course. And that sounds like a huge, why does that sound like hell? It would be sick. You know how long that would take? I mean, just go play one regularly with just a putter. All you guys are just putting seven thousand yards? No, you got to hit the ball and stuff too. You got to drive like, oh, but there's just a huge windmill in the way too. Yeah, you're describing like some of the courses on Tiger Woods like 2011.

11. Yeah. It's like the 18th at Whiskey Creek, but all over. Because they've got that distillery in the middle, right? Yes. Things like that. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. But more, probably more. Like a huge clown. Like a 70 foot, a 70 foot clown in the air. Like you hit the fairway and then you have to either hit like a seven iron through the clown's eyeball or you have to hit like a 50 yard draw around. The place would look like an amusement park. I'd be into that. It just hits the clown and shoots way behind you. What the fuck are we doing here?

Put on, like, the seventh hole, you hear the clown erupt through that, like, laugh. You're like, oh, that fucking idiot. Yeah, that schmuck got screwed. What a moron. I've been there. Can you make the course pristine? Like, you make it so that they're like, why the fuck did they put all this clown shit? This is a, this is an all-time golf course.

This is a hungover drunk of that idea that's just not very feasible. I dig it. I do, too. But I like quirky golf, famously like quirky golf. It's the fact that Frankie wants to put, like, windmills and clowns in the middle of a very nice pristine golf course i'm kind of into yeah anyways brooks kebka uh hurt i don't know how long he will be hurt for um we can rory then during the skins game which we can get into a good segue very nice classy during the

skins game last night which started at midnight and finished at like 4 a m uh rory was asked about those comments and he said uh he answered it pretty much like i think we said rory was going to I nailed it. Yes. Nobody was more right about this than me. I said exactly what he was going to say. He was like, I was on your side.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. But he basically was, I knew he was going to say that Brooks Keppko wasn't wrong in anything that he said. And then he was going to diffuse the situation with a couple of laughs. And he was going to say that they're friends. And that's it. And that's where we are.

Like everybody who, again, and I said this at the time, I'm down for a Rory Brooks media beef. And if they want to go to each other's throats. But that's just not going to happen. They're buddies. they like each other.

They're both competitive playing at a high level. But this isn't going to drag into like any sort of actual beef. Not publicly. I will say, I still firmly believe that Brooks Kepka's comments irked the shit out of Rory. He even said during that little encounter with the reporter, like, I don't know why he felt a need to remind people.

Yeah, he said, don't think he had to remind me that I haven't won one in a while with like a little bit of a chuckle. But I do think publicly he and, you know, he diffused it, which again, Rory, that's kind of what Rory does. He's great at it. That wasn't surprising.

I really liked the comment where he said, we all get asked about other players and I know it's tough. Like I think that was a very, he had a lot of, he showed a lot of perspective in that being like, no, like a lot of times you're up there and you're like, no, answering questions about my fucking self is hard enough that you guys are asking me about this other golfer and like, I'm supposed to comment on someone else and if I might say something that gets

misconstrued. So I thought that was a good comment. But I do think that even though he's going to say publicly, you know, we're friends. I'm very, like, he had part of his comment. It was like, I've been really happy for Brooks that he's broken through. That's not true.

You think Rory's, like, super thrilled for Brooks Kepka. Well, now we're dealing with unknowables. We're just dealing in unknowables. All we know is what he said. I thought he handles up very well. Yeah, but that's what we do. We give, like, our opinions and thoughts on what people say. But, like, I wonder, we'll never know.

Like, if he, behind the scenes, he's like, I actually hate Brooks because he said these things. I never said that. I don't think he hates Brooks. But I don't think he's genuinely happy for Brooks Kepka winning. Like, you think Tom Brady's genuinely, like, happy for the, for, for, like another football team if they go win a suit. No, like, you can be like, oh, yeah, I'm friends with those guys in the offseason.

But he, Bory McElroy is not like, yeah, Brooks won the PGA. That's, I feel great. No, we're dealing with the top of the top in terms of competitive people. Like, there's no way. You're right. There's no way that there, he's like legitimately genuinely happy. This is just lip service to the public. Yeah.

I think he uses his motivation too. I think he's, when he read, I think when those comments first came across Roy McEl, he was like, are you fucking kidding? Yeah. I think he was, you know, that'd be my guess. He just knows how he's been in. take it down to know. I thought his accent too was just so gentle.

Beautiful. Him walking and talking during that interview was just... And then how to run off? Shows why he is like one of the more famous and polarizing guys on the tour. Just he handles himself so well. So well. Like him speaking and like you... It sounded like you're...

I don't know, it sounded like one of my buddies talking. He wasn't like... Trying to work on my posture right now. His is so good. His posture is incredible. It's the best of the best. So good. He's got such a big swinging dig walk.

Huge. Dragon on the floor. He dominated to that conversation too. Like she's interested. reviewing him like so she thinks she has control of the questions no well he ran with it and like i said he sounded like a regular guy like he nothing about it was like calculated like he was kind of like digging into his brain like oh you know he could see him like think but you know he's been preparing for this question for like but he just makes it seem like he's a team of people that have

helped him prepare yeah when they asked him he's like oh yeah i got i did hear about that it's like you're what that's one of the biggest stories in golf for 24 hours i don't know if rory's the guy has a whole team to prepare him for i think he just i think that i think that like his agent or his PR guy probably hits him. He's like, oh, you see that, you good for that? He's probably, yeah, I got it. He does seem naturally, again, naturally good at it. But I mean, who knows what goes on behind the scenes.

But he does have a very good control of it. Yeah. Like, like how to make things sound. Like, I think someone, like, I feel like John Rob has more of like, you gotta say Rom here. More of a team of like he genuinely needs to sit down and have a roundtable discussion or how to address certain things. Before he walks into that press conference, there's people like,

right. Are you ready? You're going to do it? You ready for this? Because they're going to ask you some CMD or something. If they say anger, you talk about your therapist. Whereas I think Rory's just like, no, I got it. I know what to say.

He's a star. If they say this, you go here. They say this. This is like a tree, and this is the branch you go down if they say these words. It's a plinkgo game. We're trying to turn his mind into a plink. What the fuck did you just ask? Yeah, five seconds in, he's ripping up that piece of paper and it's just like, come at me.

You didn't talk about that 73 of that XYZ tournament. If you told me that goes here, then I was. would have done it, but I couldn't be. Fucking Roy. What a guy. Plinko. What a game. Great game.

I played Connect 4 this weekend at a bar. I lost every game I played. That doesn't shock me. I went 0 and 3 in Connect 4. I started by saying, like, why are we even playing this? I know that we're always going to tie. It's impossible to lose Connect 4. Right?

Once you lose the first, you could never win a game. You'd be so mentally frustrated. Think about that, though. And you wouldn't have the patience for that game. There should always be a tie in Connect 4. How do you lose? No, man. You're looking at it.

No one's forcing you to put it in the wrong spot. I will say there's nothing better when you put, I guess, that third chip in and then you got options to connect four on two different sides. It was like an option quarterback. Everything he was doing. He could go left. He could go right. It was crazy. Here's what I'll say about Connect 4.

So Lurch and I, like maybe two years ago, we went on a double date together. Wow. And it was like a couple's Connect 4 game. It's true. And it turned out like the girl that Lurch was with was like fucking a banker or something. And the first game with you, the girl I was, we got fucking dusting. She was incredible. And you think of Kedek 4, like a children's game and you think like you're thinking,

I just drop them in there and everybody will tie it. I very quickly learned that this girl was like strategizing and it works the whole time. And like halfway through the second game, I was like, we need to get our fucking shit to him. And we turned, we started really like thinking and turned around. I ended up, I think we ended up like winning the next couple. We had a battle. But I know that we did. But I got five.

Five. Like the guy went five across on me. You're pathetic. It was crazy. Were you putting him just on the alley? They connect forward me and didn't even tell me. I'm not sure you know how to play that game. You got five.

I think you got to go back to the basis and remember that what you're trying to do. You can see, Frank, you're just dropping him down the alley, just on the outside. This guy's just dominating the middle. He just go up. He's not checkers, Frank. He connect forwarded me, didn't tell me, and then five me. You must all. I can't believe you didn't see him to connect four.

I mean, because someone, when someone has four, it glows in the middle of the board. How about this? You can't miss like slow rolling somebody. We had a little bit of a crowd. Like we had two of my other buddies watching us. And every time, well, two's a crowd. And every time I'd go to put one in, they would, well, the islanders are just statistically better than the Rangers. Every time that I would go to put it in.

I got to talk about hockey. People would go like the crowd would go, oh. And then I'd lift it up. And there was just one time. I love the crowd. What do they know that I don't? My two good buddies would go, oh. We got to help this guy.

There was just one time where I went to go put it in the wrong. wrong slot in which connect four would have hit after five drops like it would have been the earliest connect four loss of all time you blind what you blind are you color what something was going on no and i went to go drop it in and this and and the fucking thing stopped it stopped at top so everyone was like so i was able to pick it back up you're not allowed to do that dude it was on its way to lose it was i ended up losing anyway but was the first game competitive because it doesn't sound like game two three and four were very competitive the first game was one of the least competitive games I've ever played in anything.

And then I started to like figure out what I was doing wrong and they still It's a great game. It's a great bar game too. It is. Especially like if we're just with this group here and we're kind of in teams. A crowd. There's a bar. Huge crowd.

No. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's right by my apartment. So we went in there. We stumbled in there. Perfect. And we have.

There's a huge difference in Connect 4 between chasing the whole time and like knowing that you're pulling the strings. I don't know how I could ever pull the strings. I don't know how. I'm smart enough to like you. Well, stop talking to you because you just fundamentally don't get it. I totally agree with you, though, Riggs, when you're chasing or pulling the strings, but then when you're chasing and you flip-flop it to now pulling the strings,

it's one of the best feats. Dude, when you're chasing and Connect 4, you feel helpless. Helpless. Like, I'm just... Drop, drop, drop, drop. You're making me put this where you want it. Like, you're controlling my arms right now. I'm not.

Yeah. I have lost... I'll control my body. You are putting these things in for me. Because Connect 4 is different than like checkers and chess, like at least chess and checkers is like you could tell it. There's a strategy that the person that you're facing. And like you could,

there's moves that you can make that you may not see. And like, and chess is just so much. My point being like, that's the same. But like Connect 4 it just seems like all you got to do is not make the colors go four times. And you're like, how could we ever find a winner here?

Like if you all just pay attention, there's no way you can ever. lose. Yeah. You lost four in a row. But like you do, you got five. And I would argue that it is the same

as chest or checkers where you're trying to find a move that the other guy does not see to take advantage of. Right. But you can tie. You can tie it for every time if you want to. You can't tie chess. You can tie chess. Can you?

Yeah. What is that called? What is that called? When you both have your kings left. You both have no moves? How do you both have your kings? I don't know. Just a standoff.

Yeah, but there's a term. Just two kings looking at each other forever. How do you get to that? I don't know. Honestly, how do you get to do? I've never played a single game of chess in my life. I don't think I really have either. Really?

Yeah. Seems complicated. Okay. I think the first, yeah, somebody tried to explain to me one time like three explanations. You never played a game of chess? No. You went to Harvard. I know.

That's crazy. I feel like that was like part of the application process. I like that connection. Harvard people have to play chess. Have to. Chess is like a smart. Bobby Fisher-esque. Like people sitting in the park playing chess.

Oh, three explanations in. Like, all right, this rook does it. I said, nope. Nope. I'm out. I'm going to go play hockey. Yep, that's right. And that was like 20 years ago. I just have never been in on chess.

Never look back. No, no, it's been a great time. Anytime somebody mentions chess, I just block my brain and just goes off. I don't care about that. I'm with you. I agree. The board game is backgammon, though. Who's the one that does the L?

Great game. Horse? Yeah. I always like that move. Great game. It got into a backgammon. Me and my dad got into it. It got into like a backgammon.

Tizzy. We played forever. It's about to be back game and season too with Thanksgiving. Backgammon's back. Backgamon's back. And something about like those little, well, because you get the, the betty chip, whatever? Like the little chips, I want to eat them. They look like, you know, like the vanilla chocolate. Yeah. The little chips. I always want to eat them. Let me ask you something. How much time do you spend in front of your digital screens? So much time. For me, I know I spend hours at a time looking at my different screens. It's happening right now. I'm looking at my laptop.

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The office was... Oh, yeah. Look at Trent's Instagram. A little plug for him there. I'm sure you like that. Barstle Trent. And there's a picture that I took away where I told him to look into the distance. He did very well.

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peek behind the curtain. We were very much talking about going to Japan for this skins game. Yeah. We were thinking about going. We were trying to talk to a PGA tour to the different parties involved in the skins games. Could we go out and do a whole deal out of it of like for play in Tokyo and in Japan covering the skins?

This ended up not working out. And sort of once that happened last night, you know, it's tough to kind of be up at whatever midnight through like 4 a.m. I think this was more a global event than it was like for everyone in America. I was prepared to stay up for a couple hours to watch it. Boom. Midnight came around and I was out. It just happens.

I was exhausted. I don't know. I don't know. Something starts at midnight. That's hard to do on a Sunday night. That's what I get exactly. It was one thing if it was like even if it was a Monday night or Tuesday night where you're like, okay, I've had like a day to recover or if a Saturday night, you can make like

a little bit of a night out of it. Sunday night is like the night to go to bed at fucking 8 o'clock. And it's like this is how I'm going to kick my week off with, you know, getting three hours of sleep. Nope. And Monday's our long day. We do the podcast. Yeah.

Radio, all that stuff catching up an email. So it was like no. So I just, and again, I think it was more targeted clearly for the global international. audience and Tiger Woods is like 0 and 7 in Skins game so I don't need to wake up to watch our guy lose

he of course lost He did lose Some funny clips came out of that thing though Definitely some funny clips Tiger wearing a I am Tiger Wood shirt Gotta get one of those I actually thought about trying to have I am Rigged Barstool shirt

For the show But I just didn't get it done in time It's just like he's doing He's wearing a shirt that says what his name is That's incredible Oh yeah there's tiger And that's his shirt says It just seems out of character for him

But I like it Like I did you ever think A little loosey-goosey. You ever think you'd see Tiger Woods wearing an I am Tiger Wood shirt? No. Not me at least. No. No.

It's funny because he's the last person in the world needs to wear a shirt that says it. Right. Right. And he's just threw it on it. It's an incredible shirt. It's almost like the book. Yeah. Like there's a book about his life that's called Tiger Woods.

That's like he's going to wear a shirt that says I am Tiger Woods. There isn't no other option. It doesn't just say Tiger Woods says I am Tiger Woods. Yeah. It wasn't a name tag. It just said definitive, like declarative statement. No, I am Tiger Woods. Just in case you didn't know.

I wish. The most famous called out of time. I would take that shirt. I wish his entire closet was filled with just all different ones, different colors of, like when he's waking up, he's just looking at all his shirts and they're all just, I am Tiger Woods. I'm, that's the one. That's the one. That's me. We should, somebody should be sell of these.

I don't know if it's us. I don't know if it's Nike. I don't know who's doing something. I am Tiger Woods. Would you. wear an I am Tiger Woods? Uh, definitely. Yeah.

But you're not Tiger Woods. No, I know. No, that's pretty clear. Boy, oh, boy, do I know. But I wake up every day and I'm like, nope, we're still that guy. There's one guy. There's a, I am not Tiger Woods. No, I'm not Tiger Woods shirt.

There you go. That's how you do it. You got everybody to buy an I am not Tiger Woods shirt because that's funny too. Well, like New Balance sold like hundreds of thousands of units of shirts that just said like boardman gets paid. With Kauai. With Kauai. They sold a shirt that was gray and it literally said, fun guy.

Yeah. I think I am not Tiger Woods. I think in the, doing the right way, I think you can sell a ton of those. I am not Tiger Woods. Let's try it. Right.

We have, yeah, we do. I think enough people have seen the I am Tiger Woods shirt though to make the connection. No, I don't think so. No. Because it goes back to like, this is like a global event.

It didn't go viral. Yeah, we needed something viral to happen. Yeah. We need someone to like streak in the background or something in that clip go viral. And people go, oh my God, is an I am Tiger Woods shirt. That's funny.

That shirt says I am not Tiger Woods. Although we can maybe sell them in Japan. You know what I will say this? You could sell like a golf polo that maybe says I am not Tiger Woods on it. Because like you're on the course. No, you see how bad I am? I'm like, I'm definitely not Tiger Woods. This is right there.

I am very clearly not Tiger Woods. It would be something there. Maybe not. The clips of him, he's just different. You know? Everything just seems different. I like it. He seems more relaxed, but he's run around with these kids.

He's high stepping. He's doing the putt games. It's just different. I could do without him high stepping and running around. Yeah, me too. Great line about his back, too. Oh, the best. So they had rugby players, which was kind of a cool little thing where the rugby player

actually sank a long putt for Rory. So they had all these challenges last night and different things on different holes. But one of them was with the rugby players. And Jason Day hits a put. his rugby player comes in, no, I'm sorry, Hadeki, Hadeki, jumps into his arms. And this guy is like a massive human being. And Tiger on the next hole, like, under his breath is like,

if that rugby player would have jumped on me, I would have broken my back. My back would be broken right now. And we're all thinking it. Dude, when I saw Hideke almost catch the guy, I'm like that, if that happened to Tiger, he'd be on the ground with a stretcher taking him off the golf course. Hedke's base is amazing. Oh, yeah. He's, it's

Yager-esque. Yes. Very Yager-esque. His trunk looks like Yager's. Very impressive. Yeah, he could, he's a house. He could hold some way. He's a house with a strong foundation.

Yeah. A deep, deep, concrete, strong foundation. He was going nowhere. They dug it up. They dug into that. Now where. He was like, buddy, you jumped into the right guy. I'm not moving.

He's like, Tiger's guy. Come over here. Jump into my arms too. As he's holding the other one. He can hold them both. Tiger's guy. I can do this. He is very thick.

Yeah, he's a house. He's just got those big hips. Oh, yeah. Hips, legs, a whole bit. Shlong, big shlong. Okay. Oh, yeah. You went there.

Frankie's two sticks. Thinking of your legs is like golfing. Somebody jumps on you. He just go into the ground. Buckle? He's just two golf teeth. They're just teed up. I was like, that's a tough shot.

Yeah. I don't have two of them. Just leave the dicks out of it. Frank, he's getting sexual a lot on this show. I'm not getting sexual. I'm just saying what I mean, how could you know, everyone was, like, we've been talking about how thick his lower body was, his torso, his hips, his legs. I got to be honest, I didn't think about it once.

I was thinking about it as dick immediately. Immediately. Immediately. It wasn't at all. It wasn't thinking about it once. It's so good. That's so good. It's the first thing I thought of it.

All right. Cool. Yeah. Now I'm thinking about it, but I'm not trying not to. Yeah. I'm going to jump around here. Okay. Victor Hovelin streak 19 rounds in a row,

consecutive rounds in the 60s on the BGA tour. Wait, real quick. So before we get off the match, did you see that they had to use one club for a hole? And Rory tried to do a five wood, and they talked him out of it, which would have been impossible, I think. Right?

Because, like, you saw Jason Day end up hitting a long iron out of a bunker, which is what you want to end up doing with Kisner. Kisner is going to be a five iron. Correct. And boy, are they good with one club. Boy, are they good with one club? They're just talented guys. Dude, Jason Day made a splash in a green side bunker with a four iron.

No, six. Six iron. You will get absolutely dusted by Kisner. I don't think I'm the favorite. More loft in a six iron than a five iron. So it's going to be tough. Did you see? Yeah.

I'm trying to back a little bit. Did you see Ty. Now, Tiger Woods is not Kevin Kisner. Kevin Kisner is not Tiger Woods. I am not Tiger Woods. Maybe he'll wear that shirt out there. He roasted a four. at four iron further than I've ever

hit anything in my entire life. It was a low-line missile. Kisner will do the same. Kisner will hit long, low missiles. He'll hit him 250 yards. He's going to be... He's going to kill me.

He's going to kill you. I will say, though, I'm still back. You're back? Yes. Yeah? Oh, yeah. That's good. Yeah, I will say... So this, again, I don't want to talk all about my round, but since we are going to get into this Kisner match on that,

I was told everyone my last two rounds, 77 78 and then this past weekend on Saturday at granite links I finished bogey bogey to shoot 80 on the number back that only happened because I got too drunk classic well not only happen but I think it was a contributing factor so point is if I can I think if I can break 80 I beat kisner I think he thinks he's going to shoot around 80 I also have come to learn that I think the harder course we play the better for me I think if a course is easy then kiz is not going to struggle as much where it's going to be hardest for him right that five which like around the greens and whatnot. I can't believe Rory even thought to take a five wood. That would be impossible. I think he was just thinking putting? I guess so. But like what if you leave yourself like a 110-yard shot?

What are you going to do with a five-wood? I would have loved to see what he did. Bottling up there. I guess so. Just roll it off. Kids are going to be tough to beat. He's going to a day splash that like that. It was stunning.

Stunning. They're just so good. Kids too. So good. When we're at Connecticut at the Travelers, He showed, he's like, no, I'm going to hit this rope draw off the T. You put that five iron back in his stance. Kevin, we always cheered for being like a short hitter.

He hit the ball just never stopped. It made the most amazing pure sound. I've ever heard of my entire life. And it just went out there like 20-yard draw. And he's like, oh, yeah, that's a screamer. That'll run fucking forever. That's a scream. Oh, my God.

So, yeah, I could be in trouble. Victor Hovlin, 19 rounds in a row of in the 60s on the PJs on the PJs. Go, pokes. That's a new record. Frankie does have the sticker. That's a weird relationship with the poaks. Yeah, you like them. Oklahoma State.

There they are. He's got his sticker on that. I have it. OSU. Tough real estate to get on. And Frankie's got a good for you. Thanks. Good for Victor Hovlin.

Very cool. 19 rounds in the 60s. Previous record, Bob Estes was 17 set in 2001. He beat that by a couple. And then Matt Evry, tested positive for the weed. Devil's lettuce. Yikes. By the way, do you think you could do

If you had to bet You think you could get 19 rounds in the 80s If like your life depended on it If they're like We're gonna give you 19 rounds You have to put them 80s are better 80s or better 80s 80s, 89's fine

But you can never play golf again If you go in the 90s once in the next 90s What do I get for doing it? Just I get to keep playing it $10 million. Would I take the bet? Yeah And if you can't do it

You can't play golf ever again What's the course? Because like if we're playing Bet beige black then no, I'm not. Right. I don't know. It's like a series of different courses, but nothing's too crazy.

Like, 6,500 yards, 6,600 yards. Like, Liberty National may be in there for one day. It's not that easy. I know. I would say since I'm back right now, I would take it. But I still think it would be like 19. 19 of so many. Because you get out there one day and it's, you know.

And you also, like, you could step up on a hole where like you just, you can't get out of the, you keep hitting the water or something. You make it in the lemon and you're like, it's over. That's your whole. gin stats book pretty much. Right. You know, that only keeps 20 rounds. Do you think you've ever, you think,

if you look back at your stats, have you ever, do you think there's ever been a stretch where you've been in like one group of 10? Yeah. For sure. In the 80s, for sure. In a decade for 20 rounds straight, no way. No, no, he's just saying, is there a gap of 10 that I've had all 80s or less? If you were to look back at your, yes.

Do you think there was ever in 10? Yes. Like he was in the 60s for 19 straight rounds. Right. That's what he's saying, like in the same decade for all, all 19 rounds. Is that what you're saying, Frankie? I'm saying that, like, when you're looking at your, like, history of your rounds, do you think there was ever a moment in which there was 19 of the same?

Right, like 19 and the 80s. Like, in a window, yeah, yeah. I don't know what the decade is. What's it like? No. Like, I'm saying the same decade. 80s, 70s. That's, like, all a decade.

Gotcha. Right? I usually talk about years. Oh, yeah, you're talking about scores. You keep saying that we're not trying to agree with you. So how would you describe it? How would you describe in the same what? I don't know.

Decade. is perfect. Everybody knows what you're talking about. Well, I didn't know what you're talking about. Then you made me think that Victor Hovlin did it in the last decade. I'm like, well, now it's probably like eight years old. We were thinking years associated with decade. Kind of like Rahm and he's got association things.

You say decade, I'm thinking here. Right, yeah. I don't know how I would explain it. A decade is a period of 10 years. Or I get what it is. I'm saying how better would you have described? I don't know. I wish I had made.

I would just say in the 80s. But like, but he's not. He's saying you could have been worse at one point. Right. I don't know. So for Frankie, it could have been like, have you ever had a stretch ever in the same, like, that starts with the same first number? Correct. Yeah.

So 80s, 90, 70s, whatever. What is that word? Is it decade? I think decade is way. I got to tell you. I basically if you had 19 scores in a row that are 89 or less. No, that's not correct. Because then if one was 77, that would not be in the same thing.

That's not what he was asked. Correct. Oh. What he's asking is what I described. Decade is perfect. I refuse to let it be decades. You know where I got it from? Where?

Tiger said it when he was like. Anytime you flip that number when he got his 80th win, he's like whenever you turn it into a new decade. Oh, that's such a straight. Yeah, my mind jumps right to years. I don't know. I mean, I think. Either way, I'm going to say no.

You don't think it. No, I don't think I have either. No. Just no. That's just such consistent golf. Right? Even though it's a, even though it's a nine or ten stroke difference.

And I absolutely wouldn't take the bet of 10 million if I can't play golf forever because I'll shoot maybe around in the 70s. and I'll probably have a 91 that makes me want to snap a club. If you were to take it, I would say that's the dumbest thing in the world. What number would you be comfortable with? 19 rounds is your whole summer. If it's not 19, what number would you be comfortable with? Five.

Yeah. But still, it would be like, it's dicey. Push that first ball, OB. I'm never playing golf again. Enjoy it. We're never playing ever again. Damn. Just never stopped the round.

What's your number, Trent? Oh, I mean, well, I can never be consistently in the 80s. Yeah, I know, but what's your number? Like, oh boy. 108? Yeah. 108? Sure.

That'd be fucking tough. Do you think you could have beat that gal that got 58 penalty strokes? I'd have a 127. Okay. She starts with a 58 on one. Like, you're going down. You're going down, Missy. Lee Ann.

Yeah. Keep letting them line you up. Keep letting them line you up. Yeah. There's no limit to that. That's a good idea. There's no limit. Yeah, Caddy, come on in here.

Is she lined up right? Yeah. I think she looks off. Yeah, no, I had to dust at her. I believe that. Yeah, thank you. Head down, we'll watch. Head down, we'll watch.

He shot 19 straight rounds on the PGA tour in the 60s. Like, well, I don't know that anyone here will ever shoot around in the 60s. Mm-mm. Doesn't feel like it. Well, I am back, but it doesn't feel like it, no. Matt Everett tested positive for weed. He went on and said, like, he has a prescription for it with his mental health. Issues. He's got this prescription. It's the only thing that's ever worked. It works great for him.

He said to be clear, I test a positive for cannabis, a drug I do not abuse and a drug that I have a legal prescription for in the state of Florida. For me, cannabis has proven to be by far the safest and most effective treatment. With that being said, I have no choice but to accept the suspension and move on. A lot of people are obviously up in arms about this. It seems pretty ridiculous. PJ2 would never do this, but there needs some league, some governing body of a league, just needs to be like marijuana is okay. That'll start a domino effect It's not gonna be the PJ tour They would never do it

But somebody just needs to do it Because this is stupid He has a prescription for it He uses it for a reason He doesn't abuse it It seems common sense But it's like It's also a statement

He just likes to smoke weed Yeah Well no I do think he's gone through Some serious issues And it's like he's had serious Like mental health issues and stuff Jesus Christ Frank you on the bed

Well I'm saying I got you got you My point being like You hear all, like, every time the NBA and all this stuff, it's like, well, like, it's a prescription. It's for, like, they just like to smoke weed most of the time. And, like, this is probably like, not this, but most of the time it's like a PR just like, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, which I think is, I think it's moving in a direction where that's just okay too.

But it just seems that this is. I agree with that. PJ Tour doesn't look at it. They're just like, oh, yeah, no, we got to suspend this guy for a while for 12 weeks. Yeah. What does the Korean tour do? Oh, I don't know. Gillotine?

I don't know. I don't know what it is. I think so. We got to put you in the stock. We're going to drop the guillotine. Bio Kim better not be smoking blunts. No. I'm not going to have any updates to give because they're going to disappear him.

He will be gone. Yeah. Five month update. His Twitter account is officially shut off. It is gone. He's in the military. At an undisclosed location. Yeah.

Yep. No, it's just, this is stupid. 12 weeks for weed. Good job. Good job, PJ, to where you killed it. And it is, you are right, that it is a situation where, like, all the leagues have that policy, and none of them are going to be the first one to let their guard down on it. Yeah, and they would get incredible press if they did.

I don't know, like, who's going to, I mean, there will be people. John Deere should do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. I don't think, John Deere can't make that call. No, we can't. No, they can't.

But he gets in a tractor. I don't know. State and federal to me, and they feel like you could do weed legally statewide. So maybe we could do that at the John Deer Classic. Either way. One of these leagues just needs to do it so we can... That could be another one of you guys. The John Deer-Classing is just, like, sponsored by weed next year.

We would make a bazillion dollars. Weed. Weed. Devil's lettuce. The weed. Oh, are you smoking the weed? The Devil's Lettuce Championship. I don't hate that. I don't hate that.

I don't hate that. It's kind of sponsored by grass right now anyway. Kind of grass cutters, though. Yeah, that's true. I'll give you that. I think that was good. Yeah, that was good. If I could reach that, I said, they were saying.

They're saying it should be sponsored by a Wii company. I said it's already sponsored by grass. John Deere that cuts grass. It's cool. You got it. Frankie, I'm surprised you didn't like that one. Yeah.

This is the guy who got beaten, uh, Connect four or five times. Connecting the dots all possible. He got beat and, he got five. They cut the grass, though. No, I know. That's what I said that.

It said, though, in his defense, he said it's kind of already sponsored by grass. Anyway, I think saying kind of like, it's not sponsored by grass in any shape of me. It's not a crazy leap. No. It's a leap, though, which doesn't... I think he was great.

I think Frank is just upset because he didn't come up with it. And he got five. I take it five. He's on just... There's a moment... It was a moment... Everyone, the whole crowd, knew that I was... had already been forward.

So... That's so good. There's no way. You keep using the word crowd, and it's just your three other buddies that are ragging on you. So he's... He forwarded you didn't go out of his way to say that he had forward you. Looked at everyone.

I kind of smirked. And I just... went to the right. He's like, he's like, connect five. That's so good. Do you have student loans? Refinancing them with earnest could save you money or lower your monthly payment. And it only takes two minutes to check your rate online.

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Go to earnest.com slash four today. Terms and conditions apply. This guy's over here watching Connect Ford strategy. He should be. You got connected five. I mean, how many rows are there? Seven or eight, eight, eight rows? Yeah, he might have.

I'm surprised he didn't wait and just connect the entire fucking board. Or I guess columns. How many columns are there? Eight. Seven. Seven. And this guy got five. Pretty much stretched across the board.

Amazing fact. And he didn't even notice me out ford. He's like, I'm still in this. Yeah. I got a fighter's chance. I wish actually there was like a glimpse in a Frankie's mind right there. Like, oh, no, I got a strategy play here. Like, I'm going up this side.

The game's already over. It's over. From the gallery, forwardplay at barsoil sports.com. That is how you submit from the gallery submissions. Email us, foreplay at barcelessports.com. I got to start with a shout out to Russell. You know, I go through all these emails. You read a lot of them.

And sometimes you don't see one for a long time. But Russell sent me a great one that I just wanted to read here. He said, I'm in the U.S. Army and currently deployed in Afghanistan. The best part of my week is finding a spot with decent-ish service to download the pot. Sometimes takes a couple hours, but it's absolutely worth it. So thank you all, guys, for all that you do for the platrons who desperately want to stay connected to any little piece of the game. He went on to say a quick story about hitting some golf balls in Afghanistan. We got to our outpost out in the boonies.

One of the first things I found was a beat-to-shit old top golf sand wedge. Go figure I had my dad send me a dozen range balls. Great move by your dad. That took about a month to arrive. Then my platoon sergeant and I would play closest to the pin with a PVC pipe with a T-shirt as a flag. It was hands down the best part of our week. It puts everything in perspective. I like to read those types of emails.

Russell's obviously out there serving, battling, risking for all of us. And the cool little story about them playing golf PVC pipe. And then I like him just like walked around with his phone in the air for two hours trying to download the podcast. That just made me laugh. So shout to Russell. Thank you for your service. I'm going to send him a bunch of merch. It'll probably take a month to get there, but keep your eyes peeled.

Ian says, hey guys, huge fan here. I'm 19-year-old years old, just finishing my first season, a highly recommended public course in my area. I work my way up to Ranger and found that the regulars don't respect me as much as the older Rangers, who are three times my age. Do you think they just don't respect me because of my age? Yeah. Absolutely.

Can't be a 19-year-old Ranger. It happens all the time. You can't be a 19-year-old Ranger. You've got to be like, what, 70-plus? to be out ranger? You also can't, yeah, what do you got to tell? Like, he'll be like, you're going to tell me to speed up kid? Like, get the fuck out of here.

Totally. Guy rides over. He's 19 years old. He's like, oh, no, no, pays a boy. You got a hole in front of you. And the guys are like, dude, just give me my cigar. Like, I'm fine. It happened to me when I was at Borrellis, and I was trying to be, like, a manager of a restaurant.

I was, like, 17 years old. People would be like, who the hell is this kid coming over to, like, apologize for, like, something. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I'd go over and be like, oh, I heard you guys have like an issue. They're like, like, where's your dad? I'm like, ah, fuck. Who's the 17-year-old?

Where's your daddy? Who's the 17-year-old looks like an 11-year-old? Trying to fucking tell us what to do around here. It's tough. Yeah, what did you look like when you were 17? Same thing now. It's less fat face. Yeah.

You did. You probably look 10 years old. I didn't get into my body stats. We'll do that at the end. Your fat stats. Fat class. My fat class stats. Why are we getting to it at the end?

Why wouldn't we? This is just a perfect time. Let's do it. You know when we should do it? So, now. Let me just load up the picture and I can read you my fat stats. Okay. So pleasantly surprised weighed in at 255 pounds.

Oh. 13 pounds lower than the 268 that we smeared you for on the show. That's great. Yes, which is... 13 pounds is huge. Huge. I mean, yes, it's closer to 300 than 200. That's the whole Trent baby.

Still, that is old trend baby. Big baby. You lost that. You lost, yeah, you did. Damn, I didn't pick up on that right away. I was like, what's you talking about? This is the Cedar Rapid's headline. Big Baby, exclamation point.

Huge. I have 145 pounds of total body water. I guess 145 pounds of mine is just water. 55.55.5.8 pounds is just body fat mass. It can't be good. So my lean body weight is 199 pounds. So I guess if I had 0% fat, I'd be 199. You'd be a walking around as a 190 pound muscle.

Is that unhealthy number? Well, I'll tell you what. Are you a ticking time bomb in terms of a guy? Yes. So in terms of my... Fifty-five pounds of fat. So this, my fat class coach, this guy Destin, was an awesome guy, super fit. He told me that my body composition analysis was in a C-curve, which is actually good.

It means I'm fairly strong, like usually post-athlete fat kind of kid. My... The number that shocked me because I know it was high was my BMI. Yeah. Now, that's an outdated stat. Okay. I agree. What were you going to say that?

No, I actually agree with you because I don't know if that factors in guys like you and me. Yes. What does that mean? Like, what would your number be if he walking around with no fat and his body? Yours is 199. I feel like Frankie's is 72. Like there's only so far down we can go. I feel like BMI measures it in a different way too.

Yeah, because just different like natural body types of saying. Exactly. Yeah. I think they look at it in a vacuum. Like our boy Hadeki can now be walking around like one, you know, 170. No. His ass weighs more than that. Right.

There's only so far you can go to. What do you think your BMI is? I have no idea. Because you seem like you're kind of in the know. No, I don't know. Okay. Mine is 31. Okay.

Seems high. I don't know. I don't know either. Nobody knows anything. Scale? Yes, that's well over. In terms of the range they give you here, I would say I'm like 25% high. Okay.

Maybe 20. All right. Can you give some sort of context? They say the normal range is between 18 and a half and 26, it looks like. You're at 35? No, no, no, 31.1. So I'll just round it up. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you're too big. This says you're obese. Oh. What's that? 30 plus is obese for BMI. You're obese. You're going to keep your microphone off. That's what we're looking for.

Obviously, he's obese. Obese. Damn, obese. What a word. You're fucking obese. My, and then lastly, my. You're disgusting. You're still heavyweights.

Yeah, great movie. One of the best. I'm reading this poem. But no, so he did say I was athletic because of everything. I had good balance. I'm reading that. Said you're obese. And then lastly, my segmental lean analysis.

I was 30 pounds over in both my legs and only 11 pounds over in my arms. All right. You're a big boy. You're obese. Big boy. You're big. You're obese. You really needed a fat class to tell you that?

Well, I will update on Wednesday because Wednesday morning I will be up right and early for my first legitimately training session. Okay. I did walk in there and tell him, like, I have decent leg strength. I've really never been in a gym before and lifted weights. I would have been a great 1960s athlete. I hold of that. I would always tell coaches I'm not lifting these weights. I don't have any interest to come back here.

And I said my upper body strength and my upper body strength and my high. core are pathetic. And then we did planks and like a minute and a half of push-ups and everything like that just till exhaustion. And I was trying. I'm still sore. Yeah. So some things to work on.

Frankie, you sit over there and laugh. No, because I'm reading these quotes from heavy weights. Yes, my body's not great. Mine's pathetic. I know that. It's better than yours.

Well, that's fine. I mean, I'm a skinny little bitch boy, but I'm reading these quotes that are just so fucking funny from heavyweeds. Very funny movie. Ben Stiller goes, Attention Cambers.

Lunch has been canceled due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it. Kids, at the age of 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now I eat success for breakfast with skin milk. That should be a risky wreck. That is a great. I would love to re-watch that.

That's one of Judd Apatow's early movies. Is it? That's a fucking good. I'm going to watch it tonight. That's a great movie. Or he might have directed it. I don't know if you did something on it. That's an awesome one.

Head it to Fat Camp? No, why do you say that? Because you're fat. Is that your dad? No, why would you say that? Because he's fat too. Well, so are you. I know.

That's why I'm going to fact that. Is that Ben Stiller's best movie? No, it could be, man. It could be. Name just... Meet the parents? Meet the parents. Dodgeball.

Yeah, I'm still heavyweights over... He's not as going to meet the parents. Dodgeball is tough to be. It's just a game fucker after he spikes to a volleyball in the girl's face is an all-time line. But like that's from someone else delivering the line, right? Like his performance, I think, is better in... He's great. Heavyweight.

Heavyweight. He's so. good. Zoolander, that's a good one. Zulander, that's a good one. Tropic Thunder, great one. Ben Stiller is a superstar. He is a star. All right, those two movies I was not thinking about. Fair, Jake. He's a star. Just turn off your mic. Who's more famous Ben Stiller or Rory McElroy? Ben Stiller. By a long shot. What are you saying right now? Don't. You fish fucking me? Don't. No way. Lurch. Lurch, no way. I will say, if you're going to say that, if you're going to say what he said about. Yes.

That's, so I'm like discrediting all. Wait, no, he has to have the same take. Right. Who was the other one? Bruce Willis. Like, right? He did take quite a beating on that. You might like change your opinion.

Ben Stiller or Bruce Willis. I'm wondering if I just got to stop around here or? I would say close. Fuck. I would say maybe Bruce Willis. I think he's more like more recognizable. Action movies are being in the comedy. Oh, I think Ben Stiller is just as recognizable as Bruce Willis.

More so than Rory? Shut the fuck out. Shut the fuck up, he said. I feel like this could be completely inaccurate. There's something about Mary. Dude, his movie. Oh, geez. Good thing we did.

Fordney, Dodgall, Tropic Thunder. Middy is weird. The Secret Life of Walter Middy. There's something about Mary. Meet the parents. Meet the fuckers. The Heartbreak Kid. The Heartbreak Kid is such a good movie.

Have you ever seen the Heartbreak Kid? No. Oh. Look, I get that he's phenomenal. I still think Bruce Willis might be more recognizable. Heartbreak Kid is. a recommendation. He's married to this girl and he goes on a honeymoon with her and he ends up hating her and he meets a girl on his honeymoon and it's so fucking funny. Cameron Diaz.

I thought that was, okay. I was thinking of a long-came Paul. There's a part, no, there's a part where the Marriachi is following a ton of movies. The Marriachi is following him, but he's arguing. It's one of the funniest scenes in any movie I've seen. It might have to be a Rigsie Rack at some point. It is a Rigsie Rack right now. We've got to put something on this because otherwise everyone's just giving RECC. Heartbreak kids has to be watch. Sent a woman is first. Fuck off.

Yeah, you got to get through Cent of a Woman. Mr. Succession. One at a ton. So good. He finished Succession. I did. Are you all caught up? Yeah, we're all caught up here.

We're all good here. I don't know about spoilers. No, we're not. All right. No, we won't do it. We're not doing any spoilers. No. Listeners, who knows.

We can't just ruin the show. It's correct. Incredible finale. That's all. We're done here. This really went off the ones. Did you go and rewatch? Did you go and rewatch the, uh...

Is this just a private conversation? because I think you're just asking Trent if he's watched something. Tred, did you rewatch the clip? There's a clip on Twitter for any succession. Oh, no, I haven't. I haven't. Okay. Well, there's a guy that just does a spoof of succession with M&Ms.

It is one of the fun. I know I'm saying funniest of all time for a lot of things. One of the funniest videos I've seen on Twitter. I'm doing that as soon as we're done. You are Daddy's number one little candy baby boy. It's so good. I'm going to watch it right after this. We'll check it out after.

We'll be back on Thursday. Everyone have a lovely week. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.