Fourth Reich Archaeology - FAUX Kings
Episode Date: October 24, 2025This week we are calling an audible and deviating again from our regularly scheduled programming to do a special episode on the (spectacle of the) No Kings March. As we are always looking for opport...unities for the practical application of Fourth Reich Archaeology theory we could not help but put on our hard hats, sharpen our pick axes, and get to examining what history’s largest protest REALLY means for Democracy. Of course we think it’s absolutely essential that people organize, gather, and show strength in numbers against the fascist agenda currently running roughshod over the United States and beyond. In fact we want to see much more organization, ideally organization with discrete goals, employing tactics actually designed to achieve them. But in the wake of the No Kings March, we can’t help but feel like this one was just another performative, astroturfed event - a swan song for Progressivism, Inc. - that helps the powers that be enforce the two party model, funnel popular anger into electoralism (and the institutional Democratic Party), and distract the people from true organization. In this episode, as usual, we use the text of Guy Debord and track how his words have come to life in 2025. Just as Debord saw in his time, it seems like it’s impossible to find anything authentic within the spectacle, and the spectacle has turned all of its subjects into its defenders. The No Kings March is the embodiment of that, complete with its Byzantine network of corporate donors.Spoiler alert, we get pretty down and dirty in this one. Let’s get digging. Patreon: Pateron.com/fourthreicharchaeologyTwitter & Insta: @fourthreichpod
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The spectacle which obliterates the boundaries between self and world also obliterates
the boundaries between true and false by repressing all directly lived truth beneath the real
presence of falsehood maintained by the organization of appearances. Individuals who passively
accept their subjugation to an alien everyday reality are thus driven toward a madness that
reacts to that fate by resorting to illusory magical techniques. The essence of this
pseudo-response to an unanswerable communication is the acceptance and consumption of commodities.
The consumer's compulsion to imitate is a truly infantile need, conditioned by
by all the aspects of his fundamental dispossession,
as Gabel puts it,
in describing a quite different level of pathology,
that is, schizophrenia,
the abnormal need for representation here
makes up for a torturing feeling
of being on the edge of existence.
In contrast to the logic of false consciousness,
which cannot truly know itself,
The search for critical truth about the spectacle must also be a true critique.
It must struggle in practice among the irreconcilable enemies of the spectacle, and admit that
it is nothing without them.
By rushing into sordid reformist compromises or pseudo-revolutionary collective actions,
those driven by an abstract desire for immediate effectiveness, are in reality obeying the
ruling laws of thought, adopting a perspective that can see nothing but the latest news.
In this way, delirium reappears within the camp that claims to be opposing it.
A critique seeking to go beyond the spectacle must know how to wait.
The self- emancipation of our time is an emancipation from the material basis.
of inverted truth. This historic mission of establishing truth in the world can be carried
out neither by the isolated individual nor by atomized and manipulated masses, but only and
always by the class that is able to dissolve all classes by reducing all power to the
de-alienating form of realized democracy, to councils in which practical theory verifers
itself and surveys its own actions.
Only there are individuals directly linked to world history,
there where dialogue has armed itself to impose its own conditions.
Colonialism or imperialism,
as the slave system of the West is called,
is not something that's just confined to England or France or the United States.
Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make.
So it's one huge complex or combine.
Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists.
And this international power structure is used to suppress the masses of the masses.
dark-skinned people all over the world and exploit them of their natural resources.
We found no evidence of conspiracy, foreign or domestic, the Warren Commission of the science.
I'll never apologize for the United States of America ever.
I don't care what the facts are.
In 1945, we began to acquire information which showed that there were two wars going on.
His job, he said, was to protect the Western way of life.
The primitive simplicity of their minds renders the more easy victims of a big lie than a small.
For example, we're the CIA.
Now, he has a mile.
He knows so long as to die.
Freedom can never be secure.
It usually takes the national crisis.
Freedom can never be secure.
Pearl Harbor.
A lot of killers.
We've got a lot of killers.
Why you think our country's so innocent?
This is I am.
This is fourth Reich.
I'm Dick.
This is forth Reich is coming.
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did i miss anything don i think you covered it all you covered the whole waterfront and i as always
will co-sign everything that you said we think that we've got our finger pretty firmly on the pulse
of this here political, social, and cultural landscape that has engulfed so many in confusion.
And we hate to see that.
We hate to see well-intentioned people mired in the bullshit,
stuck in the hamster wheel that the propagandists have built for us
and have pushed us relentlessly on the,
too with the promise that it will give us some kind of knowledge. It will not. I think if you're
listening here, you are already tacitly acknowledging that fact. And really our goal is to
break through that bullshit, that set of erroneous beliefs about the world that we exist in that we've
described as just a weight that we carry around with us in our conversations in our daily life
and that drags us down and that beats the life force out of us. That's not good. That's bad.
And we don't want you, listener, to be saddled with that weight. And we hope that something that
we're saying in our program will help to ease that burden on you and will empower you to go forth
and help to ease that burden on the people who you know and love in your real lives, which is
where everything is happening, much more so than on the internet.
And that is, I think, the subject matter of today's episode.
We're back in the present day.
We are just almost too tempted.
Perhaps it is the forbidden fruit that we're biting from now
in addressing the present day yet again,
given the fraught and divisive nature of commenting on just about anything.
We were planning to return to our series within a series
She Harvey Oswald and we've got a really great
She Harvey Oswald episode in the works.
I'm going to talk about Squeaky Frommi's imprisonment for murder
two years before she had her fateful encounter with Jerry Ford,
actually more like three years.
and we're going to inquire whether she may have been some kind of a witting or unwitting asset of that California counterinsurgency crew, the KKK, in Maoist American English.
But a lack that will have to wait for another week because this week, we are going to.
to discuss no kings, the no kings march, the no king's movement, the no king's brand,
whatever you want to call it, because as our faithful listeners are well aware,
we love to engage in a little bit of Debordian analysis here on Fourth Reich Archaeology,
And when the spectacle comes a knocking, you know your boys are going to open the door wide open.
We just couldn't help ourselves here, but chime in and provide a dose of reality as a salve to yet another incessant and overwhelming stream of bullshit, just like.
the actual AI-generated bullshit that Donald Trump in his epic meme post was dumping out of an F-16 onto protesters in his latest piece of slop.
I think before we get into all of it, we should put out a disclaimer right at the top.
You could listen to this with the ear that maybe we're being naysayers.
And we don't want to be that.
And this is not intended to be a show about how the people that went to this no kings march or suckers.
We are totally in support of all who attended the rallies.
Or at least most.
At least most.
Maybe not all.
Well, I should say we're not wagging our finger at people for attending.
And we're not sort of trying to spread any sort of dumerism.
And I think it bears noting all of this because it's pretty quick to critique what we're
about to do as like the sour pusses in the room.
And not only that, it's also that, as we'll discuss in the episode, like the programming
the right that's what I was just about to get into it's like for the listener who knows us for the person
who is out there who is actually engaging in our materials in a good faith and a intelligent way
which gosh if I if I can't say it enough we have some of the most intelligent listenership in the world
what we are trying to do here is sort of create a supportive space to identify
identify the problem to help people out of these various forms of false consciousness that has been imposed on them by this incredible and unprecedented machinery of propaganda, of brainwashing, that assaults all of our senses on a daily basis.
This is stuff that is essentially hardwired within us.
Yeah, very deliberately so.
Just to wrap it all up.
If you know us, you know that we are approaching this or we are trying to approach this in an honest and respectful manner.
But the truth does need to get out.
And as you said, Don, our learnings and really are sort of what we've been discussing over the course of this last year or whatever, we can't help ourselves but apply what we have put out to this modern phenomenon.
this greatest protest that has ever happened in the history of the world
because the vibes were off.
Yeah, I think maybe before we get into it,
before we get the shovels out,
perhaps we could do a little thought experiment in the form of a brief guided meditation.
So first, I want you to imagine that whether you did or you didn't, I want you to imagine
that you attended a no king's protest and that you believed it in your heart of hearts
to be the height of political participation, that it was the equivalent of being at the march
on Washington and seeing the great Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King address his throngs of supporters
in favor of the rights of black people and of poor people to live a dignified life
in the United States of America, that you showed up, you did your part, and
you expressed your repulsion with the horrors, and they are horrors of the Trump administration and
all of its fascist fuckery.
And I want you to ask yourself very sincerely, very honestly, what did the No King's March accomplish?
what except for the impetus to go and vote for whoever the Democrat candidate on the ballot
will be in 26 and or in 28 steps do you have to follow in order to advance a political agenda
up to the task of defeating the, what you've recognized by your presence at this event,
fascist regime that controls really all branches of the government, what?
And when you give that a little consideration,
I want you to think about whether you find that answer,
if you are able to come up with an answer, whether you find it satisfactory.
The other thought experiment that I would like you to conduct, the other switching of personi, right, you take off one mask and you don another mask, you inhabit another subjectivity, another consciousness.
And this other consciousness is your most black-pilled, ultra-leftist,
tanky, anti-liberal, revolutionary subjectivity that views these anti-king protests as an utter
tool of the ruling class to fool people into engaging in a total charade that will merely have the effect in the
best instance of funneling yet more votes into a corrupt and a complicit Democrat party
that is shielding from liability genocides of the last administration,
and that is corrupt to its eyeballs with the powers that be
and that would be sucking from the same teat as the Republicans,
if only they could be in power today,
and would be pursuing the same agenda on about 90s,
90% of the policy lines, whether it's data center imperialism or whether it's imperialist foreign policy or whatever, and ask yourself, what sort of communism or alternative system can you build without all of these.
people filling the streets with their cringe, boomer, lib, no king's signs.
And once you've given both of those experiments a little bit of thought,
I want you to shake it off, don your PPE, pop that hard head on,
affix the lantern there too.
Get the pickax.
Sharpen that motherfucker up.
Yeah, get the carbide tip.
on it. Oh yeah, diamond tip, diamond tip. And a let's a get a diggin.
I'm gonna tear up the crown.
Sanchez. You can see the Walt Disney concert hall in the distance out here. And people are stoked.
This is a jubilant, peaceful, celebratory atmosphere. And everywhere you look, the idea that Antifa is
on the street, this lady's look, she got a big smile on her face. Come over here.
And all those No Kings people out there, they'd be thrilled if any one of us on the right
had what happened to Charlie happened to us. I mean, it's a very disturbing fact. I've just been
coming to terms with over the past month.
Was the vibe in D.C. as much fun as what was happening in L.A. or, I mean, I know D.C. has just
been a resurrected war zone, but you were there today and you also were in a pretty interesting
wardrobe choice. I must say, I feel like you were wearing a T-shirt that was designed to troll Donald
Trump. Yeah, I am Antifa. And some of the, I think a guy from the daily caller took a photograph of it.
and then it was some kind of gotcha on conservative media.
But, you know, it's just completely silly.
Her fat ass needs to be fired, period.
She's a pig, and I look forward to her termination,
which I do believe will eventually happen.
I'm not president.
And if you want to talk about legacy,
let's talk about the legacy of mass deportation, deportation.
of people not going and Donald Trump.
Okay, Don, Don, I have your rejoinder to your thought experience.
And that is that.
What was accomplished on Saturday, October 18th, was a show-up of about 7 million people nationwide who went out into the streets and made it known that they are against authoritarianism.
That here in America, we decided 250 years ago that we don't have these things.
And I think
not to end off
with the caveat and come back in
with the caveat listener
but it's essential
I think to point out that we are
totally down to
with that
notion of this idea
having to organize
having people show up
in numbers against the fact
that you don't want
this
more and they want this
That's right
That was sort of what I was getting at, like, you know, if there are seven million people
that are against fascism like this, man, man, man, we really, we have an untapped market.
Look, this message, the like pro-democracy anti-authoritarian message, totally on board.
Totally on board, who wouldn't be?
It's just so simple.
That's the problem, is that it is basically the ultimate, maybe even final boss version of identity politics for the libs.
for anyone
the conservatives
even anyone who isn't in the
Trump camp
it's basically this
lowest common denominator
thing that is
largely meaningless
what we need to
see again
is organization
on such a local level
an organization
that is truly
organic and not this
Byzantine amalgamation of, I don't know how many special interests coming together on this
lowest common denominator message.
Because what does that do?
It basically does absolutely nothing other than reinforce this Guy Debord theory that we have
been exploring in this show.
because when you have history's largest protest a show up of seven million people
and nothing but empty platitudes and one-liners and then it's back as business as usual on Monday
that is pretty absurd to me yeah i mean the iraq war protest that brought millions into the streets
in 2003, at least had a discreet objective, which was ultimately unsuccessful, of course.
And perhaps that reflects on the tactic.
Perhaps it signifies, again, the spectacular nature of the entire exercise.
Yeah, totally.
And I think maybe if we really want to explore the absurdity, we really should take a step back
and just think about what this no king's mythos is really all about.
And what it is they're trying to rally around.
So it's this idea, no kings, right?
Because supposedly in America, the people rule.
This is supposed to be a rejection of having Trump as a king.
Nancy Pelosi breaking a crown, I don't know, I think it was like cardboard or something.
that is the message right with a jump cut right it's it's an obvious it's an obvious nod to the founding
fathers and the like mythos which we know is largely fake right that people rose up and defeated
britain because they were against having this authoritarian rule the story goes of course that in
1776, with courage and reason, the founders of our country announced to the world that they would
no longer be ruled by a king who would have absolute power over their lives. And because of that,
they waged a bloody war for these notions of truth and democracy and justice and equality and
freedom and all of that shit.
But this is
so whack for so many
reasons, right?
The notion that this was the
thing we rally around for this day
is kind of perfect, right?
Because if you know anything about
the American Revolution, if you know anything
about the founding of this country, you know
that from the get it was a
business concern.
There were some property owning whites
who came out here to make
money for the crown.
By and large.
But what about the Pilgrims in Massachusetts Bay?
Their secondary characters, sorry.
It was the Virginia Planter class that led the American Revolution who had set up their financial interests in New England.
It was not the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock who are behind these notions, even if, of course, their narrative.
was woven into the national story.
To just put the fine point on it, it's that when, so when they say, you know,
no kings means that when the people rose up and fought against the king of England,
when they say people there, it's important.
It is critical that we are talking about business interests.
We're talking about white male property owners because people doesn't include blacks.
It doesn't include women.
It doesn't include foreigners.
It doesn't include non-property owning whites.
And so the point of this little way into this discussion about fakeness and falsehood
and how this is all just gobbly gook is adopting the No King's narrative now is just another opportunity
to wash out this historical fact, to wash out the historical shame of what it really means to be an American.
Yeah, to paraphrase the big Lobowski.
The bourgeois revolution is over, Lobowski.
The king's lost.
The king's lost.
And that's, I mean, we should talk about,
and we should talk about just like the boots on the ground, so to speak,
in this protest is if anyone has been to a protest since the,
I don't want to blame the Pussy Hat March,
but I think it was the Pussy Hat March,
that really turned protest into a family affair where people would sort of come together.
Largely, you know, middle class folks, a lot of older people would, you know, stand out with their signs,
and it would be very tame.
And indeed, they wouldn't really like for there to be any riffraff around, right?
And this was no exception.
I mean, I would place that transition even earlier in time.
You know, de Beau is already talking about in the comments on the Society of the Spectacle
how the occupations and the so-called Paris Spring or the 1968 Freedom Spring
that spread all the way from Paris to the United States to Prague to the rest of the world
was immediately and effectively reincorporated and recast in a commodified way for consumption and for reproduction as commodity after those authentic experiences and the authentic urge to freedom that they represented were adequately
suppressed and crushed and put down by the owners of capital, by the ruling class acting through
its state security forces. And certainly it's been somewhat gradual, but as I mentioned, I mean,
I think even that period of the Iraq war protest, and you could talk about the rise,
of the answer coalition and this whole sort of astroturf phenomenon which is not to say that the
underlying sentiments are not authentic among masses of people because they are certainly authentic
but as far as the paraphernalia the organization the work of planning and of communicating
with participants and on behalf of a quote-unquote movement centralized in the hands of a few
that are not like a political party cadre elite like perhaps the Bolsheviks were back in the early 20th century
but more like an NGO which will report the numbers of,
turnout on its next grant proposal submitted to the Ford and Rockefeller Foundations for
financial support, right? It's all corporatized. And as we, the readers of Guilla Borneau,
corporatization signifies the transition into a mafia-like structure. And so all
of this you know think about it like a pyramid and not to buy into the right wing
shout out to Matt Farwell yeah pyramid watch baby not to copy the right wing framing of this stuff
as Soros funded these are Soros funded crisis actors folks not to be Alex Jones
but it can't be ignored that there are certain concentrated money and power interests
that have a substantial role not only in executing the spectacle itself
by perhaps financing the mass printing of signs,
other really under the radar types of financial support.
Social media campaigns.
Right.
That is, you know, paying influencers.
For sure, for sure.
All the way up to overt media campaigns like the $1 million nationwide ad buy from Home of the Brave.
Dick, you want to talk a little bit about what is home of the brave?
I don't think I can.
I'm not sure I know what it's about.
I mean, I've read the about page.
I've looked at their board members.
I've read their stories.
I guess the best way to characterize them is like basically every C or D list person you can think of
that has been anti-Trump since 20s.
16 has gotten together and it's like on both sides of the aisle and these are people that
you know they are they're not your household names and even less so as you go down the list
um maybe we should sound off on their board members you yeah for sure i mean look it almost bears
their whole about page because it's so short before it gets into the biographies.
So this is, of course, a 501, what is it, a 501c3 or a 501c4?
501c4.
Okay.
So the contributions to this group are not tax deductible because it is a lobby group.
Okay, so it's a political advocacy organization, and it's About page is, I would guess, under 200 words.
And it reads,
Our Nation is under attack.
Donald Trump is exploiting the presidency to enrich himself and his family while forcing Americans to submit to his authoritarian agenda or face retaliation.
Instead of fighting back, elite institutions, businesses, law firms, media companies, and universities are caving.
They're bowing to his demands in hopes that they can avoid being his next target.
Home of the Brave is the community of Americans who refuse to be silenced.
We're lifting up the voices of people whose lives have been directly haunted.
armed by the Trump administration.
We won't be bullied into silence.
The first step in fighting back is speaking out,
and that's exactly what we're doing.
So that's what they say about themselves.
These are the guys that spent at least a million dollars
pumping money into advertisement
to spread the word about the no-kings protests.
maybe we could just kind of pass it back and forth. Dick, do you want to pick the first guy on
there? Oh man, do I got to? So this one I think is probably the most famous guy, right? Maybe actually
there's another there's another lady. He's top two. Yeah, for sure. So this one, anyone on Twitter
will probably know George Conway. George Conway is, I'm going to just read what he says he is and then I'm
to give my little gloss over it. But George Conway is president of the Society for the Rule
of Law and former partner at Wachtel Lipton Rosencats. He is a board member of Home of the Brave.
So for anyone who doesn't know, anyone living under a rock, George Conway, George Conway is
the ex-husband of Kelly Ann Conway. I think they are either separated or fully divorced at this
point. Kelly and Conway, of course, was Trump's campaign manager, the person a lot of people
put in sort of give credit to turning things around for the Trump campaign. And then once they
win, of course, she becomes this counselor to the president. And George Conway is anti-Trump
from the get. I think he is a more of your libertarian type of Republican.
he is more of your old school conservative and I mean you know the partner at
Wachtel that says it all he is he has been very vocal against the Trump
administration he's on TV all the time and he is a real funny looking guy yeah
yeah he's a guy who I mean if the listener's not aware right Wachton
Lepton, one of the biggest, if not number one, ranked, you know, extremely, extremely
prestigious major corporate law firms in the nation and in the world, and George Conway's
political involvement really peaked when he used.
used his wife's position of influence in the Trump administration to lobby relentlessly
for his appointment to the role of Solicitor General of the United States, which would have
put him in front of the Supreme Court many, many times on behalf of the Trump administration.
And for whatever reason, I think we can guess the reason, it's because he talked open
shit about Trump, Trump didn't bite on that hook. And so George Conway was dissed and he was left
out of the circle. And so even while Kellyanne Conway was the counselor to the president,
not for a little bit of time, not just at the beginning and then she left the administration,
right she was the counselor to the president all the way until 2020 so they're cohabiting together
they're married to one another and they are living in the extremely extremely wealthy neighborhood
of calorama where they're neighbors with the Jared and Ivanka Kushner Trump couple their
neighbors with the obamas they're rubbing elbows with this elite behind the curtain and george conway
throughout this time is again capitalizing on the whole outrage over trump by taking checks from
MSNBC and from CNN and it just his name at the top of the list of the board of advisors
tells you everything you need to know about this place well yeah it's like you read the thing
and it says Donald Trump is exploiting the presidency to enrich himself and his family okay
1,000% true statement.
But George Conway has been exploiting Donald Trump's presidency to enrich his ass without having to do any fucking work,
assuming he did any at Wachtell, to keep them six figures coming in hot through donations from dupes that are
pouring money into this organization and from MSNBC and from all these other sources
that it's such a massive racket that to ignore that just because it's quote unquote
our side is lunacy we should say allegedly racking in the six figures I feel like
George Conaway's the kind of guy that would come after us for he would be like well actually
it's more than that or something.
But having him at the top, I was saying,
it's like that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about this outfit.
I don't think we should give George Conway any more airtime.
I think we should maybe not even do all of these guys.
No, no, no, no, definitely not all of them.
But I think it's fun to do this.
I think this is actually will also tell you a lot is, all right, George Conway, top of the list.
Don, who's the next?
person up oh yeah i mean the next real star the show here to prove to quote bob dillon to prove that all's equal
and that home of the brave is on the level that it is in fact bipartisan the prominent democrat the one-time
potential vice presidential candidate, the former ambassador to the United Nations, the former
domestic policy advisor to President Joe Biden, one of the great champions of the doctrine of
responsibility to protect imperial warfare.
That's right.
We're talking about none other than ambassadors.
her, Susan E. Rice.
Damn.
She is, likewise, on that list.
Damn.
And that's about where the household names end.
To the extent either of these two are household names,
there's certainly players in the establishment,
whether it's the establishment of the right
or the establishment of the left.
But I just want to...
Oh, man, the next guy on the list would be so sad.
if he thought that Dick from Fourth Reich archaeology didn't consider him a household name.
Just look at his little constipated eyes looking at you on the website, man.
Well, I'll say the name. He does have a household name. It's just not the guy you're thinking.
It's Bill Crystal.
Well, it's always the guy that I'm thinking because I fucking will never let the neocons off the hook.
every member of the project for a new American century has a crosshairs permanently tattooed over
their face as far as I'm concerned. That's metaphorical crosshairs, of course, to be struck
with so many lightning bolts of the truth. And Bill Crystal is no exception, son of the err
neo-conservative Irving Crystal and carrying that torch forward as a now full-time propagandist
editor at large of The Bullwark.
More like the bullshit.
I, for one, when I hear the name Billy Crystal, I think immediately of Dan Quayle's
chief of staff.
A guy who will never misspell potatoes as long as he lives.
But then it just gets, I mean, it just gets weirder.
There's another person from the bulwark.
Sarah Longwell, she's a publisher of the bulwark,
and she's a host of the Focus Group podcast.
So these are, you know, this is definitely a network here.
And then it just gets weird, right?
You have Harry Dunn, a former Capitol police officer.
And he's described as former Capitol police officer
who defended the Capitol on January 6th, 2020.
The same with Michael Fanon, who is a D.C. cop, who is also purportedly assaulted by rioters during
the January 6th attack. So it's like a real hodgepodge of folks who are against January 6th.
I just want to do one more. And you could look this list up, but this one's my favorite.
And it just goes to show you they were at the, I think at the end of this thing, they were really looking for
seat fillers. You have Stephen Riker. And Stephen Riker, and this is what they have on him,
this is what we know about Stephen Riker. Stephen Riker formerly served as the Maricopa County
recorder from 2021 to 2025. What the fuck? You haven't heard of him yet, but you will, listener.
Mark our words. Yeah, but these are all just either Trump-era flunkies,
another one, sorry to add to the list, but another was Trump's deputy press secretary in his first
administration who only resigned from her position, which Home of the Brave gives her, of course,
extra bravery credit for resigning after January 6, 2021.
So she was happy to go along with the Muslim ban, happy to go along with the Muslim ban, happy to go along with
the first attempt at mass deportation under Trump,
happy to go along with all the other shit
that people were losing their minds over
throughout the entirety of the first Trump administration.
And yet, because she resigned from her job
two weeks before she would have lost it anyways
as a result in the change in administration,
she got that sweet gig on the board of advisors
and also landed herself a gig as senior advisor
at Merrimack, Potomac, and Charles.
Guess what that is?
It's a fucking lobbying firm
representing the same corporate interests
that control the Trump administration
and that controlled the fucking
Biden administration as well.
Okay, so what are we getting at?
And I think we should just get right to it.
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on from any liability for anything they might say on here. Isn't that neat? Now, back to our regularly
scheduled programming. Enjoy. Enjoy. What we're getting at is that movements like this, what they're
actually doing is they're weakening the greater cause. They're playing into that concept of give the
people a treadmill to wear themselves out. You create this sandbox for dissenters so that
dissent does get a seat at the table. It's just totally marginal. It becomes an opportunity to
basically just make another consumer choice, right? It's like go out by a sign and write something
clever, right? And then of course when you show up, and I think this was sort of the vibe.
It's like there was no real campaign for a candidate being promoted,
but it's like the vibe at these protests was sort of like a midterm 2026 campaign fundraising event.
They were, you know, asking for money from the people that were showing up.
And when you have dissent start looking like this, you know, at best it does nothing to change anything.
and at worst, I think it actually emboldens and empowers the powers the powers that be.
Yeah, and that's especially true when you see the organizers behind No Kings explicitly disclaiming any involvement in any civil disobedience on the
allotted day and thereby presumably perhaps because after all they're well advised by seasoned attorneys
they want to avoid any potential liability that could come to them from any property damage or
the like notwithstanding the fact that the leader
or generators or moving forces behind the January 6th protests,
talking about you Ginny Thomas and Rudy Giuliani and others,
who met with absolutely no consequences for their spurring people on to the January 6th protests,
which, of course, resulted in some violence.
and even injuries and deaths.
But you see, this is the asymmetry in the two political parties
and the two approaches, the two different hands of that strangling executioner, right?
That they don't look the same.
And so when you started talking about January 6th,
And it's so funny when you really think about it, the no king's mantra is so universal that it's like, yeah, you know, four years ago, four years ago, the Trump crowd was chanting no kings, you know, on January 6th saying like, you know, fight against tyranny and shit.
Like, what the fuck?
Right. And now with this forswearing of civil disobedience, with this embrace.
of the mantle, of the carnivalesque, of the party-like atmosphere, the festive atmosphere
that all the mainstream liberal media outlets write it up as,
as though that's such a great thing because it's so positive,
it's not hateful, and it's a welcoming atmosphere that you can bring your kids to.
Right. And what they're really celebrating is the lack of any actual politics at work here.
They're celebrating the fact that not only do they decline to state any demands to the system,
but they disclaim any ability to extract those demands from the system.
And so if indeed these people believe, as we on this podcast most absolutely certainly do believe
that the mass abduction of people on the basis of race by ice,
under the guise of mass deportation, is utterly fascistic,
is more repressive than any means deployed against the American people
overtly in 50-plus years.
If they really believed that, what they're saying is,
well, it's intolerable, but we're still going to tolerate it,
at least for what another two and a half years until hopefully a Democrat majority Congress is
sworn in in January of 2027 or even worse we're going to tolerate it until Trump loses or his successor
loses a presidential election in 2028 and a successor is sworn in almost four years from now
in January 29?
Like there's such a internal contradiction that is right there at the surface between the rhetoric
of intolerability, of fascism, of authoritarianism.
and the proposed solution of arms crossed, wait,
and vote harder than you've ever voted in your life,
it's kind of self-defeating.
And if I were a fascist, if I were Stephen Miller,
you know, the sort of mini-girbels of this administration,
looking out at the opposition,
I would almost feel disappointed
not to have a better challenge to meet.
It's too easy for them to impose their agenda
over the descent of whoever may beg to differ.
Maybe it's time we read a little key deep ball
into the record.
In this concrete experience of permanent submission, one finds the psychological origin of the general adhesion to what is, an adhesion that the spectator recognizes ipso facto as a sufficient value.
Beyond what is properly secret, spectacular discourse obviously silences anything it finds inconvenient.
It isolates what it shows from its context, its past, the intentions, and the consequences.
It is thus completely illogical.
Since no one can contradict it, the spectacle has the right to contradict itself to correct its own past.
The arrogant attitude of its servants, when they have to make known some news and perhaps still more dishonest version of certain facts, is to harshly correct the ignorance and bad interpretations they attribute to their public, while the day before they themselves were busily disseminating the error with their customary assurance.
Thus, the spectacle's instruction and the spectator's ignorance are wrongly seen as antagonizing.
when in fact they give birth to each other in the same way the computer's binary language is an irresistible
inducement to the continual and unreserved acceptance of what has been programmed according to the wishes of
someone else and passes for the timeless source of a superior impartial and total logic
On the level of the means of thought of contemporary populations, the primary cause of decadence
clearly derives from the fact that all discourse shown in the spectacle leaves no place
for response, and logic is only socially formed in dialogue. Furthermore, when respect for
those who speak in the spectacle is so widespread. When they are supposed to be rich, important,
prestigious, to be authority itself, the spectators tend to want to be just as illogical as the spectacle,
so as to display an individual reflection of this authority. And finally, logic is not easy,
and no one has desired to teach it to them.
Drug addicts do not study logic because they no longer need it,
because they no longer have the possibility.
The spectator's laziness is shared by all intellectual functionaries and overnight specialists,
all of whom do their best to conceal the narrow limits of their knowledge
by the dogmatic repetition of arguments with illogical authority.
If you really want to get to the heart of it,
of this like delusion and psychosis that needs to happen
in order to, you know, really buy into this stuff,
the, like, one of the strangest things to me is how this,
this protest has this America first bend. It's like fully focusing on domestic issues. In fact,
they don't want to talk about like international relations and policy and all of that stuff.
They don't want to talk about global issues. It's very much framed as domestic stuff.
Well, they act like as their own cops.
Right, totally. It's no secret why. And we'll get into that in a moment. But I was just
just while you were talking, I was looking at, like, they have these, just not to get into this
home of the brave shit, but they have this, like, testimonials page where they have real Americans
on their webpage where they talk about the issues. And it's hilarious, man, it's like, it's the
craziest shit. It's like, how are these not, it's nuts. It's like, you know, I would say one out
of three people are talking about tariffs. And it's like quoting people, right? It's like,
It's like, the person who pays the tariffs is the U.S.
And there's a guy.
It's like, I lost my job because of the tariffs.
And it's like, okay, the tariffs are not really the thing I'm concerned about right now.
Yeah, but you know who is, though?
The clients of Merrimack, Potomac, and Charles lobbying group and the clients of Wachtell Lipton,
they really care about policies that hit them where it hurts.
in the paycheck.
Right.
And then when it's not that, it's just like Trump has done more damage than good.
So, like, when you reduce it to this inorganic thing, it becomes it's like obviously not going to work out.
You can see it from a mile away.
In fact, it's so short-sighted.
Yeah.
And this is where I think we should talk a little bit about before we kind of wrap everything
up, we should talk a little bit about the concept of false consciousness and refer back to
something we've talked about really throughout our geopolitic series, which is this notion that
people wind up their emotions and their identity.
and their ego formation around these categories that the spectacle puts on offer to them.
And in this case, it's largely a reversion to the old two-party system
because I would guess, and I think I would be correct in guessing that the vast
vast majority of those seven million attendees at no kings protests nationwide
strongly identify as Democrats you know capital D Democrats people who consistently
vote Democrat and people who take it a step further to consider something
about themselves reflected in what they
believe to be the values of the Democratic Party and say that this is a false consciousness
because if you turn on the TV, right, and we did a little bit of this in preparation,
the TV and another thing that we peeped into was the Pod Save America program, something
Oh God
I'm not like you man
I don't listen to this stuff
and that was for me
some of the first exposure to these guys
and who yeah
to be clear I don't listen to them
either
occasionally for research
and it had been a while
and so in this episode
about the No Kings protests
that we both listened to
before recording this episode
like it's alarming the degree of psychosis was it had my eyes popping out of my head yeah for sure
and for me who you know i don't really listen to this stuff it was from the get right when i'm
turning it on and listener this is part of the reason i'm asking you every episode please help fund us
because we do not want to be in a show that is resorting to advertisements but
But one of the things that really got me was from the get.
These guys are advertising home security systems with, like, video cameras and shit.
And I was thinking about Matt Farwell, and I was thinking about, like, damn, we were just covering this shit.
And these motherfuckers, before they start their program, they're slinging home security.
What the fuck?
Yeah, they're getting paid by the surveillance industrial complex, which, as we all know, whether it's ring or what was the one that they were shelling?
I don't even think we should say their names.
It's a fucking home video surveillance app or some shit.
Well, you could bet your ass that the data from that shit is in the fucking state of Utah, baby, getting fed.
into the simulation into your tulpa, your doppelganger out there in the desert, waiting for you
to slip up so that the deep state can let it slip. That's off the jump, but what they said about
the protest too was very telling. And as much as it was, again, just redone.
of politics to appearance?
I mean, what was crazy to me was how they fully acknowledged, like, you know, they
I don't remember who said it, but one of the guys was like, yeah, a lot of people have
a criticism against this.
It's really feeling like the 1970s these days, inflation, an unpopular war, and an insecure
little criminal in the White House.
Trump, but he won the popular vote, so is he really an authoritarian?
And, of course, their response is like, well, maybe not, like now, but it's certainly going
that way. And I thought that was dumb. But what I will say is what I did like about the guys,
at some point they did mention that a true patriot, the most patriotic thing you can do is be
critical of your country. So I'll give them their roses for that one. Yeah. But then at the same
time it's like they also invisibleize the fact that both this administration and the previous
administration that they all supported had a continuing responsibility and culpability for
genocide when they were describing the range of political positions that were
present at the protests. They very deliberately, I would guess. I wasn't at the downtown L.A.
protests and don't know if there were any pro-Palestine demonstrators there, but I would
assume that there were at least a few. And in any event, the Pod Johns did not mention them
on the spectrum of positions that were present.
And that kind of goes with this fact that some protesters,
and there were some videos making the rounds on Twitter,
actively confronted pro-Palestine protesters at these events
and shouted them down for being allegedly
divisive for being signaling involvement with terrorism.
There was some stuff from the Code Pink folks at the D.C. protest where they were getting
confronted. And it's like, I kind of, to continue the theme of thought experiments in this
episode. I did a thought experiment myself imagining that like a big bubble is dropped over the top
of this protest. And you have trapped inside there all of the people who decided to take
their Saturday and spend it at this place. Right. So you've got everybody from your
Larushites that came to Pamphleteer, to your mass of generic libs, largely of an older age
demographic, to your kathia wearing Palestine flag waving radicals to your DSA types, and
everyone in between, right? And in that group, like who is going to be a
able with infinite time to change the other people's views and bring them on board and it's
something I think is worth considering for people on the left right because even if your politics are
as radical as they can be and as they should be and that see things clearly for what they are
and that relentlessly critique the structures of power.
Like, what do you do when you're met with the kindly librarian-looking boomer libs
who snatch a Palestinian flag out of someone's hand and say,
that shit is divisive?
Here, we're here to talk about our democracy.
we're not here to talk about divisive issues you know and it makes me a little bit pessimistic
because I actually don't see those people changing their minds and that I think brings us
right around to the maybe we could even call this a conclusion of the thesis but it's like
in order to go through that thought experiment those people would have to be confronted with the fact that yes indeed there is authoritarianism there is fascism we were living in it when Biden was president we were living in it when Obama was president we're living in it now of course surely it is persisted and maybe even become definitely become more spectacular but to acknowledge what
the person that is trying to get the word out about Palestine to acknowledge what they're saying
is to acknowledge that we have jackboots on the ground or at least we have funded the jackboots
on the ground that are responsible for genocide responsible for genocide and using the terrain of
genocide as an experimental laboratory, you know, shout out to Antony Lowenstein and his book,
The Palestine Laboratory, all about how Israel and its tech culture is held up not just by the
United States, but by the global tech and surveillance and military industries.
as the tip of the spear to try out all of their new technologies,
to battle test the innovations that they are tirelessly working to bring to their government
and private military clients.
So the person who shuns the pro-Palestinian activist from the No King's protest
is at the same time denying a very real connection between the forces of oppression
bearing down in the United States and the forces of oppression being developed and being
modified to adapt to the latest technologies in Palestine.
It's all one and the same.
all of a piece and the unwillingness to see that full picture is a function, I think, again,
of this false consciousness that is deployed through this identitarian manipulation, right?
I remember in law school, I had this professor who I really liked and still admire who's
a prominent critical race theorist who was not an overt Marxist and was kind of,
I would say not a Marxist, was kind of cagey about the whole thing.
He was of an older generation where the M word or the C word, right, were taboo.
And this guy would say that he couldn't get behind
Marxism because it assumed that too much was due to false consciousness,
that the false consciousness excuse to him was a cop-out to explain away these very real
motivating factors that people feel deeply in their everyday lives and that cause
them to support and contribute to institutions that not only are repressive generally,
but that specifically repress them. And I think that that fails as a critique of Marxism
because false consciousness is not a reversion to magical thinking. In fact, it's the opposite.
it posits that people's emotions, their sentiments, and I'm thinking now sentiments in the way that
Adam Smith used to write the word back in the day with the S that looks like an F, you remember?
Yeah.
But that they are, I think I said before, wound up, right?
They attach themselves to something bigger.
than themselves in the same way that religion operated on the consciousness for so many centuries
and kept serfs subservient to the feudal lords and now in bourgeois society where everyone is of
the middle class in their own subjective understanding of their class position it's all the easier
to bridge that gap and to serve a master who you believe stands for your values.
And the technology of indoctrination at the disposal of the ruling class is unlike anything
that has ever existed before. And we'll read a few quotes from Guy Debord and pepper them
throughout this episode to get the message across that in the consolidated and in the integrated
spectacle, false consciousness is the sine qua non of domination by the ruling class.
It is the first tool in the toolbox to mold minds.
it really is not that complicated. And I think at the end of the day, the polarized opinions on the
no king's protest, just as much the people that think, you know, I've done my part by showing up
here at this protest, just as much for those people as for the people that say, these are
radical freedom-hating terrorists at the no-king's protest.
protests, they're all operating from a position of false consciousness and any prospect to
advance beyond the fascist authoritarian moment that we're stuck in requires breaking that
stranglehold.
And to the extent that these spectacular do-nothing protests
continue to proliferate under the Trump administration,
I think we would be remiss not to attempt to take the opportunity
to point that out in hopes of breaking the mental stranglehold,
the spell, the hypnosis that has,
enraptured people and fairly so right not to say that it's like a sign of weakness or
stupidity everybody is scared everybody is in some sense helpless before this beast that we're
facing down but to pretend that a pantomime of politics is an adequate substitute
for politics doesn't help anyone in the long run and only with that knowledge is real progress
possible otherwise this no king's thing will just develop into effectively what the issues are going to be
for the 2026 midterms right you can see it now where you'll have challengers coming up and being like well
I am, you know, I stand for, I am against the tariffs.
I am for bringing you back DEI initiatives.
I am against ice rates.
I am against having the military in our cities.
These very basic notions that effectively, like, what the establishment has done is
has been able to mobilize 7 million people behind them
so that it doesn't have to address the very real issues
that we live in this psychotic surveillance state
that we have been funding a genocide for years now
that housing has become less and less affordable
for everyday Americans.
Minimum wage has remained stagnate for decades.
You know, the education crisis, the healthcare crisis,
these things that are year after year getting worse and worse for people, no matter who is president.
Yeah. And in that respect, all of this spectacle, whether it's the protests or the dis memes that are leveled against the protests or whatever is a big fat distraction from all of this stuff.
and I want to end by returning to the Pod Save America program and hereby declaring a war of words against
the Pod Johns because we touched on it a little bit but both of us as we were discussing before we hit
record. Like, we hadn't really heard these guys, didn't really know what they're about,
but god damn, fuck every single one of those guys. So hard. They suck and are the worst type of
propagandist to keep you and your loved ones, especially your older loved ones,
trapped on this disgusting hamster wheel of spectacle.
Like, later on...
What I'll say is to anyone who's listening to them,
if your source of news is the same guy
that's slinging home security systems to you,
you've got to listen to someone else.
Dude, in their episode, first,
to go back to the surveillance issue,
they are talking about how ICE will now under Trump have greater surveillance powers and budgetary resources and whatever
and then they compare it to the Biden administration somehow that the Biden administration after
a certain surveillance contract became public Biden backed away from it and they use that
as a great example of what a great administration Biden's was because when it was, as soon as they
had to be transparent about it, they decided it wasn't a good idea. Yeah, it wasn't their choice to be
transparent about it either. They would have suppressed that leak from getting out in the first
place, and once the cat was out of the bag, they found themselves forced to walk back from it.
And these guys are putting a medal on the Biden administration for walking back one surveillance contract.
Let me ask the listener if you are old enough or wise enough to recall when Eddie the friendly spook Snowden made his limited hangout about the extent of the national security state's 360 degree surveillance program targeting.
every day Americans, including you, listener, including us,
the Obama administration's response was to slap him with the Espionage Act and to threaten
him with a life of imprisonment.
Like, the deporter in chief was ripping babies from their mother's arms.
I can say from firsthand experience speaking with separated families back in those days.
These were people who had been put into cages, La Yelera, the ice box.
That was an Obama phenomenon.
That was a concrete box marked by chicken wire fencing.
and those tinfoil blankets with kids sleeping on a roll on the floor.
And the idea that now these people can come and say,
well, now things are getting out of hand.
And then comparing it disfavorably to the process that their boss put in motion is disgusting.
Like it's not that they're ignorant.
It's not that they're stupid.
They're fucking evil people.
And if they have any integrity, they're invited on to this show to debate us.
Because any bullshit inside the Beltway jargon that they want to bring against our systemic critique of the nation that they would defend to the death.
and by nation, I mean, the apparatus of state police forces mobilized in the defense and expansion of the owners of capital, right?
All they're going to say is bullshit.
They keep people trapped in this fallacy of identifying with one political party or the other.
One thing that I texted you about when we were listening to this, you want to talk about their comments on the Bolton?
Well, I think before that, the comments on Salesforce in that episode are hilarious where they're, like, using the ICE, ICE's reliance on Salesforce, they're using that as an opportunity to plug their other ad sponsors, ZipRecruiter.
Oh, yeah.
Which I thought was just incredibly poor taste.
Well, and they frame the whole thing up, too, as like, the CEO of Salesforce, Benioff, this is a guy who was a lifelong.
Democrat gave a lot of money to Democrat candidates and now he's sucking up to Trump and it's like well
obviously it's called the profit motive it's what fuels and guides the behavior of all of these
fucking people and they're taking it as some scandal that now to get an ice contract the guy is
sucking up to Trump and they like you said they use it
just to shill
for zip recruiter
Salesforce founder and CEO Mark Beniof
who told the New York Times
from aboard his private jet
that he'd welcome federalized troops
and then he fully supports Trump
this is a man who donated millions of dollars
to Democrats, one of the big Democratic donors
in years past. A few days later
the Times reported based on internal documents
that they've seen. Beniof is trying to get
ICE to use Salesforce technology to meet its
hiring goals.
Try ZipRecruiter, ICE.
It's nuts.
It's nuts.
The Bolton thing, I think, is what you're talking about.
And it is crazy because they're talking about, and it's the same thing as the home of the brave folks where it's like Trump is retaliating against his political enemies.
And they're like, they're like mad at the indictment against Bolton because it's like this thing.
that Cash Patel is like championing and they totally gloss over the fact that that started under
the Biden administration, the investigation into Bolton started during the Biden administration.
So this is a person that was very much a target and you could say a political target of the
Biden administration and they're saying, well, you can put this in Trump's column as like
retaliation you can be you can be mad about it because it wasn't going anywhere until cash
Patel took over yeah just because he was quoted with saying like why isn't this
motherfucker behind bars or something right right totally it's not like first of all law enforcement
has always looked for a pretext to lock somebody up that they suspect of doing much
worse crimes without a paper trail need i remind the listener of al fucking capone he wasn't put away for
racketeering or for conspiracy or for murder he was put away for tax evasion as everybody knows and when
they said that i mean the guy actually quote said that because of george santos
pardon. This is why you can be angry about the John Bolton indictment.
The amount of work and effort that the Department of Justice puts into, like, putting together
the case they got, he pled guilty. He admitted to his crimes. He wasn't, like, convicted
by a jury. He admitted it. This is why you can be angry about the Bolton prosecution, you know,
like whether or not the facts line up and he actually did it, right? Like, this, like, if you commit a crime
and you kiss Donald Trump's ass,
good chance that you get off.
If you say something bad about Donald Trump
and you did or did not commit a crime,
you're eligible for prosecution
and under this government.
That's where it stands.
Oh, thank you so much,
Pod John.
Thanks for permission to be angry.
I thought I had to be happy
because John Bolton is a fucking piece of shit.
War criminal.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
follow those fucking guys and you can follow them right into the bleachers in the back
of the PT Barnum circus that is America that has a big old sign over the top of it
that's labeled suckers because if there's one quote that's been vindicated it is that of old
p t a sucker is born every minute i think debauch actually ended up echoing that sentiment in society of the
spectacle and in the comments too
to me the george to me the george santos thing is another
indicator of how wrong these no king's guys got it because Trump is no king. To me, if
anything, he resembles a queen. A drag queen. Think about it. He's got the makeup. He's got the
pageantry. He's got the hyperbole. Everything is great. Everything's fantastic. Everything's wonderful.
he's always up he's always cheery even as a signature dance move he's got a signature dance move
and if anything you know beyond just the queen he's like a diva right like he's got beef with people
he's got feuds right famously love scorned so to me it's like they got that totally wrong
because this man is a queen
He's a queen and a queen, and a queen insect in as much as much as he sits there getting bigger and bigger, increasingly more grotesque, is served blindly by the drones in his hive.
And does nothing but produce more and more of them?
I don't know if it's false consciousness, if it's hypnosis, if it's the art of magic.
But the guy's got his spell over the country, and it will sure as shit not be broken by
some clever signs
If she said she comes to us and she's so much for listening oh we have a new
oh we have a new subscriber i want to give a shout out to my shout out to my
Mike, who has joined our $15 a month tier, so shout out to Mike.
Thank you very much to everybody for listening.
Be sure to tune in next week where I think we're going to get back to Xi Harvey Oswald, I hope,
and unless something crazy happens between now and then, I guess J.D. Vance is going to Israel tomorrow.
He's probably there already, so we'll see what happens.
but for now
I'm Dick
and I'm done
saying farewell
keep digging
I'm going to peace and my roots of all.
You're all that's so cold.
Talking about nothing at all.
Yeah, I missed you all.
I'm down on the street
