Free With Ads - Boco Teaser: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Pilot

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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Did you guys talk about the new kids when they came? Fuck yes! Okay. Oh no. And like, well, because everybody's looking for someone new to hook up with, because you've been with the same group of kids every year, you know, in your grade. I love that. I wish I grew up in a smaller place, because I do feel, well maybe yes and no, I don't know.

Maybe then things kind of follow you around, but there's something nice about growing up with the same people instead of schools that are packed with 2,000 kids. Yeah, well I mean, my high school, it was like, I don't know how many people. We had like 500 kids a grade, I think. But we all pretty much knew each other.

And so if you saw a new person, you'd be like, cool, fun. Where are they from? What's the story? But I remember in elementary school, that was really exciting, if a new kid was there, because your classrooms are much smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember in elementary school, if there was a new person was there, because your classrooms are much smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember in elementary school, if there was a new person, we were like, new person? Yeah. New friend, maybe? Or new enemy? If there was a new kid, I had a crush on them in elementary school.

Okay, well, yeah, maybe this is more realistic than I realized. Well, she's also hot and has a skirt so short, you should wear a hairnet with it. Sure. Yowza. Like, it is the sluttiest skirt I've ever seen. And after going to, you know, school in America

where your, like, shorts have to be fingertip length, and then I went to Catholic school where they would make you kneel on the ground and they put a ruler between your legs from the back and measure your skirt from the ground. Catholics, what are you doing? It was crazy. And you couldn't wear pants. I was like, why don't you just have us wear fucking pants?

That solves it. Well, because then the ruler person doesn't have a job. Exactly. What am I supposed to measure? If not skirts? What do I do? It was crazy. The dudes could just be in the hallway

with their pants and belts on and stuff and ties, and then we're all, like, kneeling on the ground like fucking hentai porn and it was fucking nuts. Oh boy. So Buffy's checking out the library, that's where he meets Giles, he's the watcher. I kind of like the like, I mean I'm guessing he'll come up in Hunk Watch, Giles. Oh yeah, there is no other Hunk. Sure.

Well, Spike. yeah, yeah. Well, Spike. Oh, Spike. Down the line. Down the line. Yes, a lot of iconic hunks in this show. But yes, Giles, many people's favorite. I just want him to like scold me for getting bad grades.

Sure. Yeah, with his British accent. Yeah, like get up in my ear and tell me I'm a disgrace. I was wondering, I was like, I get why he has to be British, but can't he be from Boston? Matt, Matt, he needs to be from Boston. Yeah, I know, but what if that guy was from fucking Boston? He needs, I need, I need. So to hell mouth, I can't do the accent if I could it'd be great for a bit

That would be good for wouldn't that be Boston Watcher Boston Watcher would have ruled mm-hmm That would be good. He's also in I'm the watcher I'm the watcher I come from a long line of watches We can't invite dad's corner store those vampires will go to donkey Ben Affleck has the watcher Hard our words whoa hey watcher come on man. It's a different time call your cousin that Watch it You don't say that anymore. Oh, fuck. Now, watch it.

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