Free With Ads - Hell Comes To Frogtown, with Leonard Smith Jr.

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

This week we welcome comedian and fellow Mythical Crew member Leonard Smith Jr. to the pod to talk about one of the strangest finds in the Free With Ads-iverse, Hell Comes To Frogtown starring Roddy Piper and the world's last virile man. It is not porn, we swear.Tune in next week when our movie will be... Phantom Of The Paradise.-----Follow Leonard on Instagram!Also see him do comedy in a town near you:Oct 28 Las Vegas WiseguysNov 19 UCB New YorkNov 6-8 Austin, TX Out of Bounds Comedy FestivalSee Leonard's comedy troupe Lemon Pepper WetAlso, watch Good Mythical Weekend!Jordan has some comic books coming out!Oct 1st, Predator Black White And Blood no 4.Dec 3rd Venom Issue 252

This is free with ads. the podcast that asked the question, why pay Netflix eight bucks a month to watch the action classic Mad Max Fury Road when you can go online for free and watch a movie with the same basic plot, but it's better because it has a professional wrestler wearing a metal diaper while he gets seduced by a glamorous frog woman. I'm Jordan Morris. And I'm Emily Fleming. Today's movie is Hell Comes to Frogtown, a movie about mutant frogs starring Rowdy Roddy Piper. And that was originally titled Crokeback Mountain. With us, as

always, is the super producer of the he freak Matt Lee, hitting us with those radioactive drops. Eat lead frogies. There you go. Eat lead frogsies. In the original intro, a little peek behind the curtain here. I know we have a lot of

process nerds in the audience who love to hear about our process. They love to know how the sausage is made. Oh, give us that sausage. They say Instead of Crokeback Mountain I originally went with Mad Max Fury Toad

Oh, that's good too But this movie There are two sequels to it No One of them is called Toad Warriors So I just kind of went the other way with it That's fair Wait, is it the same

Is Rowdy, Roddy Piper in that one? Routy Piper is not in them Oh That's too bad The third one is samurai themed I think anyway Okay But hey We'll get into hell comes to

frog down later but first we have a wonderful guest here with us today he's a stand-up comic and improviser and a regular on the Good Mythical Morning family of YouTube shows Leonard Smith Jr. Hi Leonard Hey! Hello, hello.

Cropback Mountain. Wow, that was a good one. Thank you, thank you. Let's all go around and say what we liked about the joke and say how funny we thought the intro was. I was sitting there watching this and I got pretty high and I was like, wait, this is Fury Road. Leonard, that's no way to watch Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Yeah, you're supposed to watch it after reading the entire Bible, cover to cover. During the first commercial break, I was like, let me smoke. Some more. Let me smoke some more. We will be talking more about hell comes to Frogtown, but because we have a wonderful guest, we're going to do a segment we call Talk to Guest. Talk to Guest. Leonard, when we were emailing about you doing the show,

you said you wanted something sci-fi, something dystopia. You like a dystopia. You're a man who loves a dystopic future. Oh, wow. Wow. They just keep coming. I did it. A couple bangers already.

Five minutes in. If you love puns, happy birthday to you. Wow. This is great. No, this is funny that this was your. choice because I recently got a new roommate and he has Amazon and I don't have an

Amazon account and I refuse to use Amazon because I hate Jeff Bezos. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Amazon and online shopping. But if he's got it, I'm going to use it and I've been watching Fallout. I'm like three or four episodes in the fallout. Yes, the video game adaptation. I like that show. Yes. And it is very good

and then I watch this. Which is as good would you say? Yeah, yeah, pretty close. Pretty close. Yeah, I'm a, you know, and I, I had fun. I, I've grown up loving sci-fi, thrillers, dystopian, books, and movies. So this was a, this is a great choice. I wasn't sure what you're going to give me.

Are you, are you a man, like, are you, are you a fan of dystopian stuff in the way that you have an apocalypse plan? Are you a guy that, like, are you a prepper? Are you a prepper? That's what we're asking. So, and my, at this point in my life, I can't afford to be a prepper. But, yeah, I guess it needs a little disposable income. You need a little disposable income.

Dig in the bunker. Yeah. Yeah. So, in my mind, there are at least maybe two to three times a month where I'm like, I should have more gallons of water or I should have more of this or I should have more that. But honestly, if there was an apocalyptic situation, I'm basically going to stay in my apartment until the electricity goes out, and then I'm going to kill myself.

So that's probably what I'm going to do. I'm going to play PS5 until I can't anymore. And then I'm going to finish Eldon Ring. Yeah, and then I'm going to kill myself. That's so early in the apocalypse when the... Just when the power goes down. I don't have a family. I don't have a wife.

I have nothing to live for. I mean, at that point, there's still, like, food. Like, things are not that bad when the power just goes down. I'm going to go down fighting people. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't know if I don't have access to those My taser and my two knives

What's the point of living if I can't have cheese? You know what I'm saying? True. You know, I don't know how to make cheese. Maybe that's what I should learn to do for the post-apocalyptic situation Is learn how to make cheese. Get a goat.

Yeah, get the goat now. Yes. Start bonding with the goat. Yes. Learn to milk. And then, you know, in... And then I'll have a reason to live. In two or three years when the shit hits the fan.

I think we can all say maybe two or three years. That's what's... I don't know. Things are happening very fast. Yeah. Honestly. That might be just. Something might happen soon that might change the entire history of our timeline, and I think it will make me very happy, and maybe we won't have to worry about this post-apocalyptic situation.

You could be talking about anything. It could be talking about anything. Anything at all. Anything. You know, honestly, I need it to happen because my spirits need to be lifted. Someone's spirit needs to go downward, and mine needs to be lifted. You're talking, of course, about the new season of Fallout on Amazon trial coming later in December 10. I'm already looking up.

That's all talking about. Walton Goggins, good and everything. Good and everything. Someone would say he's presidential. Sure, sure, sure. Hey, well, yeah, why don't we start talking about hell comes to Frogtown? I want to do five more minutes on who he's talking about. Yes, let's keep circling it.

Hey, let's hope I maybe the by the time this comes out. I'll have to do maybe a little creative editing, but we'll see. I'm saluting. We are going to talk about hell comes to Frogtown, But first, we should let you know this movie features sexual assault. So if that's not something you want to hear us talk about, we're going to play some music and give you a chance to find another episode. We're back. It's Free With Ads.

We're here with Leonard Smith, Jr. We are talking about hell comes to Frogtown. I think Emily, like you. I knew this movie just via clips. It's a clip movie, it's a GIF movie. I had vaguely known that there's a movie out there where Rowdy, Roddy Piper fights frog puppets, but had never seen it. Yeah, I saw it on TikTok a few times and on Instagram, and I just happened to Google it and go, can we watch it? And there were so many free streaming platforms that had it.

So I was like, I'm going to send it over to the guys and see what they say. I did not know how strangely horny in like if you've got a breeding kink, which I do. This is your movie. Yes. I was watching this and I was. Yeah, look at me deep in my eyes. This movie. Very normal kink for a lot of girls, by the way.

This movie has many things. It has a man in a chastity diaper. Yep. It has a man. With buttons. With buttons. And this is kind of a funny little. recurring gag when they talk about he the man has a metal chastity diaper and when they kind of wonder

how he has sex they just say there's a flap and they mentioned that a couple of times so it's like what's the point i don't sure yeah so we never get to see the flap in action i'm you know kind of glad but um i'm not yeah you wanted to see the flap watch this whole movie waiting to see dicks go in yeah my only thing was did the diaper suppress his penis they were trying to rile them up get him a little turned on but wouldn't the metal diaper kind of hinder the whole whole process. You'd figure. Yeah, there are some logic holes in the movie

Hell Comes to Frogtown. There are one or two logic issues. So this movie has a lot of stuff in it. Like, understatement of the century. This is just a collection of someone's kinks. It's like if you made a movie, an entire movie of the bit in a Quentin Tarantino movie where you see a woman's feet.

Right. This is a movie of that. You know how that happens twice in a Tarantino movie? I mean, this is just that the movie, but with this person's thing. Yeah, it's just that, you know, one man left on Earth whose cum works. Yes. And then he's got to, you know, repopulate the earth. He's got to repopulate the earth.

Which I think is, you know, that's like the beginning of a lot of romance novels. begrudgingly. He doesn't want to. That makes it better. Yes. And then later in the movie, there's a dead daughter and you're like, what? Oh, yeah. Like, what?

Yeah, let's talk about what actually happens in hell comes. to Frogtown. It's time for hell comes to Frogtown. That's nice. Yay. Good sting. That's a fun sting, everybody can enjoy it. I think we can all enjoy that.

We can all enjoy that. I think there's just as many frogs in this movie as there was in frogs. The movie Frogs. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. There's three. Yeah, there's three. And I did watch the trailers for the sequels.

They look like, now this is a cheap-ass movie. Yeah. I looked at the Wikipedia, the budget. It was a million dollars and none of it's on screen. The sequels look significantly cheaper. The frog masks are gone. It's just hand puppets.

It's just... Wow. Rattie-Roddy Piper not in it. It's just someone fighting hand puppets. It looks insane. I got to be honest, I think the masks were very good in this movie. I will say that is one of the pluses of this movie

is I was like, those are some pretty fucking good frog masks. They looked very good. And I just want to say, you said the third one was samurai. Where are they trying to be the Ninja Turtles? Yeah. The third Ninja Turtles movie was... Oh, that's right. They go back in time.

Yeah, I wonder which came first. I'm sure you can shoot a hell comes to Frogtown movie in a long weekend. So they probably heard about that movie, got their hand puppets, drove out to the desert. Okay, so we get a little info crawl. Someone says, in the latter days of the 20th century, there arose a difference of opinion. Cut to stock footage of nukes. Oh, satire alert.

Oh, look at this. If you hate satire, this is not the movie for you. Finally, something political for us to really sink our teeth into. So we get a little kind of tease scene. We get two kind of wastelandy humans out in the apocalypse. They're fighting. One says greeners can't have guns. Greeners.

He shoots the other one. And then we slow zoom in on the masked face of the greener. and he says Ribbit Hard cut to the logo Hell comes to Frog Town I am like We're cooking with gas

I know That's what I thought too I was so stoked And then nothing Well something Some things happen I was so confused by that opening Oh yeah

I did not know And then I later figured out They could only afford So many masks Sure Yes Yeah yeah Yeah there's two or three masks

They're getting passed around from frogman to frogman. So, yeah, this guy, you don't see that he's a frog at this point. He's, like, covered up with, like, steel stuff. So that all the extras, they don't have to have, all the extras have their face covered, except for the prominent frogs. That's right. So, yeah, there's one or two frogs you'll see.

And then some people have, like, bad face paint on, like, Renfair face paint. They're just like, pay, look, kind of like a frog. So, yeah, the, uh, um... We spent all the money making the frog's eyes move. Yeah, so some people are just going to have to get their face painted. by a birthday clown. It looked like juggaloes. So we get a little collection of wanted posters.

Who's wanted, you ask? Sam Hell, the main character of the movie. He's the one that comes to Frogtown. Well, also, when you heard Frogtown, did you think it was taking place in Los Angeles? Totally. So, yeah, so Frogtown, a micro-neighborhood here in L.A., and to answer your question, no, they don't go have a drink at Zebulon in the movie.

Local jokes get your local work Local heat I'll tell you There's some characters there too That's true Hey maybe after I blow away the frogs We're going to go grab a bagel at 1802 That's in Frottet

That's also in Frontera Good bagels I'm going to go get my bike fixed over at Spoke Cafe Matt Shut the fuck up dude I just wanted to join I spoke Good burger at Spoke

It's good Anyways, so Sam Hell, he's... What, and the Sam, Hale? Yeah, that's, I don't know. We do have an old Proxpector character later. We do. Yeah. So Sam Hell, he's captured by the cops.

We learned that he is like the one potent man left after the apocalypse, and it's his duty to impregnate everyone. Yeah, everyone. It's his duty to please that booty. It's his duty to please that booty. he and so he is being looked after by the med techs who are kind of like a warrior doctor class the main doctor is Spangle

they can fucking name somebody in this movie Hell yes they can The gunner they have a little They have a pink like ambulance that they drive around in There's Spangle who's like the main doctor And then there's the gunner who is Centinella She rules

Centinella MVP of the movie, for sure. Also, another great Los Angeles Street. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. And a great way to keep the mosquitoes off. Yes, there we go. Well, I will see.

One thing to remember, you don't see a lot of men. There's one male character you meet at the beginning who's like, women are doing too much. They got too many jobs. But it appears that there's not that many men. Yeah, we have one other guy who's kind of the general who kind of like is kicking Sam Hell around will come back to him later.

He will make an appearance. But he doesn't like women so much. But it looks like there's mostly women left after this nuclear fallout. And they've all got fun outfits. Yeah. There's nuclear fallout. There's issues, but Sam Hell won't get in that pink car.

He will, nope. He's too much of a man to get in that pink car. That was such a stupid. I was like, what are we doing? Yeah. Why did you even put this in here? So he eventually gets in the pink car with Centinella and Spangle.

Spangle. They drive across the border where there's some border patrol guys, the Toad Stompers. So, you know, more satire. Sleep at their posts. Yeah. So we find out that there's a bunch of fertile women who are kidnapped by General Toadie. and they're going to go save the women and get them

pregnant. Sam L. will get them pregnant. Listen, I can make this joke, but that's just like if they're like, hey, it's a puzzle apocalypse to world, and all black people live on this side, it's like, I'm General Blackie. We have to destroy General Darkman. What is? Huh?

Yeah, people are just racist against frogs in this. It is really weird to phone it in at that. name? For real? Yeah. It's kind of strange. Yep. Yeah, no, yeah.

They do such a good job with the other name. General Tody, I don't know, fucking. Who cares? James Warren off. Just get it out, just make it, just cut it. I gotta go out of diarrhea. I blew my wad at Sam Hell. I wonder, did this go...

I can't think of any more names. Did this go to theaters? Oh, I can't imagine. I think, I did browse the Wikipedia. I think this is like a direct to direct-to-video video thing. Yeah. I can be wrong. This was the first ever

correct to be. Yeah, they're like, we need a new category of movie that's too shitty to show in theaters. So when they're like, so they're on the way to the, to the generals, whatever compound.

They do like a lot of, there's a lot of camping in this movie. This movie has a lot of camping. So. A lot of like sleeping bag sex. A lot of sleeping bags. Which reminds me, get the sting ready. Oh, I'm ready.

Yeah. You know which one. Fingering story Oh my gosh So sorry Okay So sleeping bag stuff is tough I will say

But when I Jordan got his like Cup up to sip it Like it was getting ready Like it was his popcorn He was ready to do a spit take What? Yeah I'm checking from my giant water bottle

When I went on church mission trips Where we'd like I think we went to North Carolina Because there was like some I think there was like a tornado or something And we were helping people clear debris and blah, blah, with our youth group. But we all slept on the floor.

Thank you. That's kind of shit we did. But then we also hooked up. So we would all sleep on the floor of this church. And I was secretly dating this boy. And I was not supposed to be. But we would, like, climb over people, like other, like, youth group members to get to each other. And then I'd get fingered.

Oh, yeah. In the sleeping bag. Yeah, in the sleeping bag. And not getting caught was really difficult. I got to say. Everyone knew, but there were other people who were doing the sliding over people. I'm so jealous of your childhood. So it was a game of pre-bubescent twist sexual twister?

Oh, I wasn't pre-pubescent. I was pubescent. I was like, I think I was... You put the pub and pubescent. Yeah, for sure. He said like you had a main... I think I was like 14, probably. Yeah.

Fun. But, yeah, so that's the story. I think that the sleeping bag stuff did a lot for me. This movie did a lot for me sexually. I want to this is like And some of it may be problematic But that is stuff that's usually in romance novels too We are not king shaming you

Okay thank you Because there is like you know There's a lot of beautiful toads out there I was trying to pitch like ideas for something About like can you guess if this is a real or fake romance novel plot point And there are like spider humanoid mating romance novels Yeah sure I think They're everywhere

I think in a world where the main books these days are smut and Romantasy, where people are going to town on minotars and centaurs and fairies and elves. Aliens. Yeah, hell comes to, I mean, hell comes to Frogtown is like very, very clearly made by and probably for dudes. I disagree. Oh, I was going to say maybe with, okay, yeah, let's, let's, let's. Because this felt very dudes centric. Yes.

Only in that the main conceit. I'm not saying that a woman wouldn't enjoy this, but I think the male gaze is on display. Right. Male Fantasy. What if I was the last dude left on Earth? Then you have to fuck me. What if I'm one of the last fertile women on Earth? That's really hot too.

Yeah. But I think that, yeah, if you did it reverse, it would be one woman. But then what's the point? You can only make one baby at a time. Yeah. So I don't know. Many wombs. Yes.

Many sci-fi wombs. Fill them all. So I don't know. It was definitely doing it for me. And I was not initially very attracted to Roddy Piper. But he grew on me as time went on. That mullet and that smile really grew on me. And there was great acting chops.

Honestly, though, he was pulling it off. He was giving it as all, I got to say. There's one scene where they're in the desert camping. He's like, I got to go use the bathroom. And he's like, ha ha, see you later. And then they zap him in the penis. So he, yeah, so they're out there camping. And Spangle comes out and like seduce us.

him. She has like a camo like bra panty set. Pretty great set. Awesome. Awesome lingerie. She looks great. One side sheer, one side camo. And so she so she's like, I'm going to seduce you. I've learned I've learned seduction techniques. And the seduction techniques, I guess, are

taking off your clothes and sitting down. That is all she does. She does a little bit like. A sexy dance. Yeah, kind of. Well, a dance of sort of dance. I think it's just her body is banging. It's like, it's that 80s body where it's just the abs and everything are just perfect. You saw her rib cage.

Yeah. It's so you like, and so I guess so she doesn't actually do it with him. This is, I mean, and this is another like kink, like a withholding thing. Yes. So she seduces him and then leaves because apparently that makes him more potent. Yeah. You got to save it. You got to save it.

I don't know. I've never like tried to have a kid before, but I think you have to. save it? I don't know. I guess you have to save it. Does that how sperm works? Matt? Matt, you've had a kid. You just keep making it. Yeah. New balls make big babies. Yeah, you don't need to save shit. That's right, you do, bro. The more cum you put it in there, the bigger the baby is.

That's what Leonard said. That's how you have. That's why you have overweight babies. It's a huge load. Dad's load was too big. And this baby is nine pounds, three ounces. Wow, that must have been a lot of calm. Oh, your dad's load must have been huge. I got to, you know what? I have a little bit of beef with some people in Reddit right now. Oh, yeah?

People were like, I love the, I love the podcast, which thank you so much for posting about it. Maybe don't read the Reddit. But I do. I read all of it. And it's a problem. Don't tell them you read it. Don't tell them you read it. It keeps me up at night.

Anyway, so it was like, it's really dirty. Emily tells some dirty stuff. I'm like, listen, these guys say come just as much as I do. That's true. It's a double standard. It is a double standard. That's right. And don't read the Reddit.

Okay, fine. And so after he gets, after he gets, like, seduced, Centinella, she's ready to go. She's, she's not there to just tease him. She wants it. And so she, this is the only, like, nudity in this filthy movie, weirdly. I was like, this is Tooby and there's nudity. And we watched Shark Nato, which I watched on Tooby,

and they blurred the, like, chainsaw Oh the opening Like when he was coming out From inside the shark That part was blurred But the nudity in this Tuby has a lot of softcore on it

Has a lot of like stuff you would see Late Night on HBO When we were getting This is what this movie was made for I'm sure Yeah 100% This is for Jacking off after

Tim Robbins in the player This makes a thing A time I was standing At my grandma's house And I was like Hey Grandma, can I watch bedtime stories on Showtime. He was like, yeah, you can watch that. She didn't know what it was. I didn't know what it was. I was like eight. I was like, oh, I am not ready for this. You're like, this is not what I want to be like. Grandma, you remember your favorite sitcom, taxi, right? Yeah. Well, there's a sequel. It's called Taxi Cab Confessions. It's on HBO. So there's this person named the Manuel who seems to be going around town. Do you guys ever watch the Emanuel? Oh, yeah. She goes to space. She goes to space. She goes everywhere. And it's a horny door of the explorer. Essentially. She's an adult.

She's an adult. It's a horny Carmen San Diego. Yeah, where in the world is Emmanuel? Oh, wow. Okay, good to know. So, Centinella gets in the sleeping bag with him. Centinelli, Centinelli. Nice to see you, Centinelli.

And we get the music cue. Wah, wow, wah, wah. This movie had not even graduated to Waka, waka, waka, waka. To this movie, the sexiest music is, Wah, wah, wah, what you would play in the great depression. Yeah, when bugs and bunny wears a dress and some lipstick, exactly. It was too expensive. So we cannot pay for waka, waka, waka.

We can't get a bassist. We need to just get an alto-sex player and he's going to do something sexy. It always blows my mind like in 2025 when like someone is making a joke about sexiness on screen and the waka-waka music comes on. I'm like, when is the last time porn had that? Yeah, no. When is the last time porn legit anyway? Now porn is musicless.

It's just sound, sure. Sometimes there's like, sometimes there's just stuff that's like techno. Oh, I hate that. On it, and I hate it too. It's so distracted. I don't need to hear someone do lyrics over porn. I will say one time I watched a compilation porn and it was Katie Perry fireworks on it. Oh, yeah.

And what was the compilation, though? I'm not going to say. I can guess, maybe. Yeah, I think maybe get it in three. I think you can guess. Oh, fireworks. Okay, yeah, got it. It was kissing.

It was a compilation. Yes, it was. It was, I would say it was patriotic. Patriotic people having sex. A lot of faces lighting up. I love a good cumulation. Yeah. I love that there's puns.

A lot of fun puns in this. There's boring. So, so, you know, but a spangle chases off Centinello because we can't have this guy coming. If he's not pregnant, he's like, we've got to be quiet. And then instantly it was loud as hell. Are you trying to get this dick or not, girl? What are you doing?

So they're like, at this point, they're like almost at the compound, the frog master general tody compound. Frog master general. Frog master general. Donald Trump just appointed a frog master general. I mean, I would not be surprised. And so this is, you know,

this is where kink number nine comes in. So for some reason, they dress, spangle up in like a black Slave-Laya costume, and she's walking her on a chain, jerking her around. It was the old, uh, wookie, uh, prisoner. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. There's a million Star Wars analogs here in this movie. Uh, the Star Wars of its day. He's going to like bar, barter for her with, like, some other. Everything was, we have a plan. Well, what the hell is the plan? This plan makes no sense. This makes no sense.

Here's a little hole in a movie full of holes. It's a pretty whole, whole film. Not a holy movie. A lot of holy movie. But so he's going to barter this woman to a place that has kidnapped a lot of fertile women that they aren't interested in mating with. They just want them to dance. Yes. The frog mutants just like human, female dancing.

Or I guess they also like frog dancing because there's a frog strength. They're just big fans of the arts. But why do you need fertile women to dance? Like, why? If you're not going to reproduce with them, why don't you let those ones go? Made no sense. Let the spinsters have something. And I love when he's talking to, what is his name?

It's not, it's bang, bang, no, that's the other guy. Oh, bull. Are you talking about the, okay, yeah. Not bull, but the guy with the goggles. Oh, we're talking about Looney. Looney. Looney. He's talking to Looney and he's like, oh, you're going to have sex with him.

That's a disgusting. He's like, ha, I wouldn't do that. We don't want to have sex with him. That's really good. I want to eat her. That's a great Looney. We're going to eat her. I was like, what is happening?

I don't think this is one of the frog men you're talking about. Looney is the goofy old prospector. You're right. That is how the frogs in this movie weirdly sound. They go into this frog bar where there's a frog stripper. She doesn't take anything off. I guess she's just a dancer. She's very glamorous.

Very glamorous. We meet Looney, who is a kind of crazy guy. He's like, Looney, I thought you got pancaked in a mine shaft. Pancakes in a mind shaft, just a fun phrase. The stripper is like betraying General Toadie. She's like leaking them all this information. What information, unclear. Who cares?

Who cares. But she loves you. I love you. Yeah, she does say I love you. works with the mid-ticks. Routy, Roddy Piper. Are we to believe

that they have history together? Oh, I don't know. She just kind of in love with them immediately, but I mean.

Yeah, it was very confusing. Activating man. And they said before they entered this area that they hate humans. Right.

Right. And Looney was just in there kicking it. Yeah, I know. So many plots. Bruin, almost ruin the movie.

When you're a frog and you're like, hey, that man almost got pan kicked in a monshaft. You know what? He's cool with it. He's cool. He's one of us. He's one of us.

A lot of toads been pancaked. A lot of pancake toads. So there's a frog mafia guy. I think he's the tallest frog in the movie. Tallest frog. Tallest guy. Or frog. Or frog.

There's bull. He's this kind of one-eyed frog bounty hunter who like whips. He uses his whip to like bring. Spangle. Thank you. Spangle over. And he has a line read. You'll know which of the people in this clip

is the frog talking because it sounds like what Leonard was doing. Shots your hole. Shut your hole. It just, it came out of nowhere. It comes out of nowhere. And he wasn't necessarily talking like that the entire time.

Oh, you sure wasn't. Shots your hole. So, can I, I want to interrupt. Just really quickly. I was thinking about this, the one-eyed frog, and it made me think about knock-off toys. This is the ninja hero rider. Okay.

Well, you're looking at a clear Ninja Turtle rip-off box. But he's got an eye patch, and he's on a horse. And it just looks exactly like what it is. But they ride horses? They ride horses. They're frogs who ride horses. It's also funny that they don't have frog anywhere in the tight. It's Ninja Hero Writer.

Why is it a frog? It's not the weirdest thing about that. The thing is, they have a shell on the back of them. So here's from the episode. Okay. And the horse is green. And on the box, it's a brown horse, but you get a green horse. I like the green horse better.

And I do too. It's really beautiful. Matt, I'll send it to you because it's a good episode. I'm using my imagination right now. It's doing a lot of work. So it's the audience. They're also using their imagination. I love it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Google, what is it? Ninja Hero. Hang on, it's... Ninja Hero riders. Yeah, Ninja Hero Writers. There were so many Ninja Turtle knockoffs when we were kids. Yeah.

There was like that. Street sharks. Street sharks. The Cowboys of Moosa. Uh-huh. Dinosaucers. Oh, dinosaurs. Dinosaurs? Extreme dinosaurs.

Are these dinosaurs that run an Italian restaurant? You're so skinny. Yeah, yeah. They have a hard time ladling the sauce because they're a little arms. You get out of here, Terradactyl. A pesto. Every day I tell Terradactyl, get out of here. I'm a raptor that lives with my mom.

I live it with my mom. Anyway. That's fun. It is fun. Yeah, Dinosaur, Thai, and restaurant. Good bit. Anyway, so they take, they take Spangle into a, into like, the harem with the humans, and she just kind of lays her in her underwear while they like fluff silk over her, kink number 12.

I, what was happening here? This, I don't care. This did a lot for me as well. Because it reminded me of Meatloaf's music video for, um, I would do anything for life. Yes. And there's just like a supermodel on the bed and then other women like doing stuff. Yeah. I don't know.

This movie had like everything of my sexual awakening from when I was a teenager. and I don't, I can't explain it. What is, listen, what does a woman want more than to have silk fluffed over her? Oh, 100%. I would do anything for love. Or just to own silk. But I won't do that.

We now know that is fucking a frog. With three snakes for dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. So, yeah, then it ended up being fucking. Like, it didn't make, wait until you see the three snakes. It was like, what? Yeah, so that's, right? We didn't see it.

So, yeah, this is a weird, so this is kind of what happens with Spangle. story they take her to the main frog guy which i guess is general toady she's he says do the dance of the three snakes and she just kind of like improvises a dance which i'm not sure if we're supposed to think is good or bad she's just dancing and i'm very true lies yeah it is it's a little true lies it's a little bit like it is like a less comedy version did anybody see the naked gun reboot. Yes. No, I still have it.

You know when like Pamela Anderson has to improvise jazz? Yes. And she's a very funny scene and she's just kind of going crazy. That felt like this dance to me. She's just kind of, and obviously, as we mentioned, she looks great. She looks great. Looks amazing. She looks amazing.

And then we see General Toadie's pants moving. We see multiple lumps moving in his pants. And he lifts up his frog dress. and I and we don't see it or at least in the version I watch we don't I guess we're supposed to believe

that three snakes equals three penises and again in this insane trashy direct-to-video movie why are we not seeing the penises show the three penises

I know especially we saw the titties you know we saw the tithes and by the way the titties they really trick you yeah

because you think the movie you're like okay I get the point of the movie now I'm going to see some cities. Yep. And then just titless hour and a half later. No dicks. No dicks. Nothing. Well, also because it clearly would have been fake, like, funny prosthetics. It wouldn't have been real. So it's like, you might as well show the silly, silly. Well, male frogs don't have dicks. They don't. Did you know that? Yeah. I thought they had three snake dicks. You'd, you know,

that would be sick. I would like that. No. They just release sperm. These are mutants. Okay, okay. That's true. Yeah, I guess these aren't technically frogs, but these are. Frog human mutants, which how did the frogs get in the desert? Great question. Yeah, they're not near a water source. Yeah. This movie doesn't make any sense. I know.

Also, why was the General Tody wearing the shit that Court Jester's wore back in like the medieval time? Yeah, General Tody's outfit is insane. He's wearing like a ruffled collar. Yeah. I guess just because he's a rich frog. I think he's self-conscious. I think there's something going on with his neck.

I think his neck was kind of tucked in. into his little shit. Mr. Hopper's wild ride. Is that the Disneyland ride where you go to hell? Yeah, is that the same? Yeah. Sam Hell. Hell. Stars a Toad, fun connection.

And hell comes to Frogtown. Oh, my God. There should be a crossover with Mr. Toad's wild ride. Maybe that's what they were aiming for. Oh, it's Mr. Toad. I said Mr. Hopper. What the fuck? Either way. Let's get back to Sam, Sam, Hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This man is the worst fucking hero. This man is not good at anything. He doesn't have any funny quips. He doesn't have any fucking knowledge. He doesn't come up with a plan. He sucked at shooting. He sucked at fighting. And fucking.

Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't even, and we didn't even really see him fuck. But you saw those, those pythons, those arms. Oh, yeah. Yes, they were, he did have arms. And I love Roddy, Roddy Piper. Yeah.

Yeah. But he, it was a terrible character. Charisma. Yeah, he has charisma. but that's about it And a mullet So Spangle kicks Kicks the general

Tody and his three dicks Which he was not prepared for at all He did not see that coming at all So actually we're headed up on the thrilling climax of the movie so why don't we take a break And we'll come back for more We're back, we're back, we're here with ads. We're here with Leonard Smith, Jr. We're talking about hell comes to Frocktown.

So Spangle has to Spangle. escaped. Imagine just like if a loved one is listening to this and someone comes into the room. I'm like, so Spangled kicked General Toadie and his three frog dicks. Oh no, Matt's back on heroin. This is one

of those movies where if I explained it, my family would stage another interview. I'm sick of these things. It's just time wasters. So anyway, so yeah, we learn via

via Lockett, a way to show relationships in many a film that Sam Hell had a daughter that died. He is a girl dad, in fact. He's a real, every man from the gray. Can we get, can we get a it's girl dad like sting? Yeah, I mean, at this point, I think we have to. Yeah. Let's do it. It's girl, dad. There it is. Wow. Wow.

The birth of a new sting. You know? I just pop them out. I know. And we forget that we even make them. Anyway, we'll never do that again. That's why it takes me five minutes to find tallest guy. Yeah.

It's like, I got a thousand of these. He came up with fingering story pretty quick, though. I appreciate that. Yeah, we're pretty consistent about that one. I'm never going to use that again. Why make it? Why make it? That's Eddie Redmayne, right?

No, no, that's Outlander. What is it, that movie? Children of the Corn. Oh. What happens in that movie? I don't fucking know frogs or something. Don't a bunch of kids kill the town or something? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you knew it. Yeah. Anyway, so there's like a big, there's like a big shootout. Looney dies, R.I.P. Looney. Yeah. A random scavenger guy captures them on their way out. It's the cop from the beginning of the movie. movie, who is holding him prisoner.

He doesn't like the ladies. Who doesn't like women. He's kind of an in-cell. Yep. Does hell comes to Frogtown have good politics? Oh, shit. Oh, no. Well, no, largely.

No, it's one part is making a present point. It's pretty horrible, but that one part. Well, he hated women and he had a daughter. Wait, wait, wait. Did the cop have a daughter too? That's why he hated Sam Hell because he had sex with his daughter. Yeah. That's right.

Oh, I missed that. There's a thing where, there's a, there's a, There's a, there's, which I was like, why are they showing us this? All right. There's some icky stuff in this movie where we haven't talked about. But it's a girl dad. Oh, he's a girl dad too. See, this is a very useful sting that we're going to.

You want to do it live again? I'm in the sting mines right now. That's fine. Listen, I'm suffering over here. We have bypassed a lot of icky stuff. You make 16 stings. What do you get? Another day older.

Why do we know this song? I feel like I had to sing it in elementary school. My dad's singing to me to go to sleep. Some union song. It's like a Coalmire song. I owe my soul to the company store. Oh, I have heard that. Yeah.

Anyways. Listen, we have, we have, we have passed making stuff, but we also bypassed some crazy plot holes. Oh, yeah, please. One where he's going to save Spangle and him and the frog after he, they made the Bag on head joke, terrible. Oh, God, that's right. Oh, yeah, to, like, have sex with the frog stripper,

he tells her to put a bag on her head. And then he just kind of escapes from her. And she's gorgeous. He should only be so lucky. Yeah, first of all. Yes. But then she's going to help him, and he's, like, following her, and then she falls into some wires.

Uh-huh. It doesn't even get tangled up, and he's like, go on without me. Yes. I was like, what? She only needs to stand up. up. She literally just needs to stand up. Yeah, it's so weird. She walked so the female

gremlin could run. Yes, exactly. Yeah. It was just a plot hole for him to get captured. I mean, she, I mean, very, I mean, the one to one there, very apparent. And also, I think we've kind of mentioned this, like, the plot of them grabbing

this harem and putting them in this weapon car and driving out into the desert. I mean, it's kind of Fury It is Fury Road. I wonder if George Miller saw this movie and he's like, ah, nobody will know. It's literally Fury Road. Who's gonna know?

Except it's in America. Who's gonna know, Mike? Yeah, that's true. He is Australian. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Matt Max Fury wrote a better movie. Great movie. A hundred percent. Very good movie. Just a smidge. So they, so he kills, they kill the Encel

guy. I just have here throws a sword at him. Oh, Oh, that was in fucking sense. When did he have the sword? I don't know. The sword comes out of nowhere. It was one of the harems swords, wasn't it? No, he had it on his back.

He just had a sword this whole time we didn't know about the sword. There was some crazy shit that happened where he got captured and then they took the thing off and there was the ruckus with the flare gun. He got it at some point during then. But there was. Oh, yeah, the flare gun didn't work. None of that made any sense. I think it was like a, you know, I think it was a ejaculate. joke that he was struggling to get

that gun to work. Oh, that's fun. That is fun. It's fun. I don't know if they really put it there, but that's how it felt to me. No, that's probably right. This whole movie was like

having sex with someone who has you know, problems getting hard. The cinema equivalent of just jamming your grubby little weaner into some... This was a big Cialis commercial. It was also very... I'm sorry. I've had a little too much

to drink. It was also very political and ahead of his time. It was really about gun control. It really was about gun control. And the guns are penis? No, they were the whole thing was the greenies, the frogs were getting guns when they weren't supposed to. They were trading the women, I think, for guns or something like that.

That sounds like a better movie and I don't think that's what it was about. No, I like that thinking that that's what it's about. Yeah, that's what it's about. It makes watching it worth it. there's a moment where he chops off the guy's hand and pushes him over and when he's falling we see he has two hands

anyway I know that pointing out inconsistencies it's like coming up on a flaming car wreck and saying one of the taillights is out but here we are it's like those videos where somebody's you know crashed into a tree and someone drives by and goes you can't park there

I love those videos That is pointing out a goof And hell comes to Frogtown So yeah It's basically over Spangle says I ought to kick your butt And then they kiss

He gives Centinella His daughter's necklace And then they imply As they're about to drive off That he's got to fuck the whole hair of him And he says I guess what they say is true

A soldier's work is never done Which is not a phrase No one says that. Googled it. Walk a yak, a yak, not a thing people have said. In this world, it's a huge phrase. People have it tattooed over her body.

Everybody's always saying a soldier's work is never done. When you're the last man ever, you could just say anything and make it a phrase. And everyone has to laugh like it's a joke. Yeah. God damn. Now, he was the last fertile man. Yeah. And a lot of these women were, they were acting as if they had never had sex with a man or had been around a man.

But there were men around. Yeah. And so could. these men not get hard? I guess we're supposed to assume that they either were shooting blanks or could not get hard, which makes it all the more dangerous to have the only fertile man have a ticking time bomb around his dick the entire movie. I mean, and I'll say it. Somebody teach these radioactive in cells how to eat pussy.

Yeah, right? Just because you can't get it fully up doesn't mean you can't sexually pleasure someone. You would think all these women would, they were like, Oh, I don't ever have to worry about it. Let's just fuck all the time. Right, exactly. I think that maybe it was fake. Like, I think.

Well, no. No, the movie's a documentary. No, I think that maybe that little, the dick thing was maybe it could kind of shock him or whatever. But I don't think it had explosive. Oh, it did. Yeah, they grew up in Bull's face. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is a little moment where he's like, yeah. Yeah. Explosive. Leonard, that is your S&L audition. Hi, Lauren, this is the frog from hell comes to Frog Town. Sorry, I got to get on Kill Tony first. No, you're too funny.

Anyway, so that's the end of the movie. I just don't like your eyes. I ran down the IMD. It's always fun with these trashy movies to look at what else the director directed because it's always 10,000 movies and they all have insane titles. One of them was, one of this, the Donald G. Jackson,

one of two credited directors on this movie. Yeah. They had two directors. Yeah. That's where that million dollars went. So there's a guy who directed the action sequences to this. Another guy whose name I didn't write down, who directed the action sequences. They were bad.

Yeah, the bad action sequences. There was no action in this movie. Yeah, nobody got any action. Yeah, literally no action. He directed some American action scenes to go into an American re-edit of a Godzilla movie from 1985. Fun fact, not funny, but just something that I learned and said on the podcast. I can't say anything. Godzilla.

We do. I'm seeing here on your screen that he directed another movie. It's called Come Comes to Helltown. Yes. That's my favorite podcast. Frogs come to Comtown. Starring anti-hero going to come. frogs come to choppo trap house what is this

you aren't gonna do anything so one of Donald G. Jackson's other movies is called naked Avenger here is the synopsis of naked Avenger I could guess it but you go ahead a hapless stripper is abducted by sex slave traders but escapes completely

naked and runs around in the woods before being captured again she escapes the second time naked again and drives away in a Jeep also while completely naked knew it that's the back of the box that's verbatim just what it says on the box of that movie that's not a chat gbt fucking synopsis that's like no

I'm just going to say what had happened and then she does something else naked I think we know what our next live stream is going to be naked listen everybody's talking about how is how is Disney going to fix the MCU that's right you need a naked avenger we have all these regular avengers

all these clothed avengers I was like this is not going to be a man. Yeah, yeah. Just some guy's dick flopping around. Let me save you. Well, it could be the Silver Surfer.

Oh, yeah. That's true. He's kind of a naked adventure. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Hey, we're going to rank this movie on a scale of one to ten super loud commercials, but first, we got to do the hunk watch. It's Hunk Watch.

Leonard, for you, we all pick a hunk in the movie. Someone we thought was the hunkiest. Does something come to mind? Did anyone come to mind? Centinella. Oh, yeah. She's a good choice She's an icon

For sure, the hunkiest Yes And nipples that could gut glass Oh my God It is cold in Frogtown Yeah, dude That was like That was a treat

It was a treat I don't mean to talk Too much about the tittyes No, no no But they were wonderful This is Matt's Titty Corner Yeah, yeah That's right

I gotta do the stay After this we're gonna send you To your Titty Corner All right So to me And later we'll do Jordan's ass Nook yeah we talk about ass great tits

it's just beautiful beautiful breasts Emily's cock block That's actually really That works a block of cock Honestly pretty good You guys go ahead Listen shout out to Looney Shout out to a crazy

A crazy handsome prospector who just wants to help Yeah It's life for the cause Yeah Emily do you have thoughts on the hunks of this movie I think you probably do It's going to be that sleeping bag. Oh, yeah. I'm kidding.

No, I'm kidding. Now, it's nasty sleeping bag. It is rowdy, ronty paper. I mean, come on. He grew on me throughout the movie. And he also kind of reminds me of a lot of dudes that I've dated. Really? You did some strong men.

No, no, no. You're like a rowdy dude. Not the guns, just the face and the hair. The mullet and the face. He's very handsome. He is. He's a good-looking guy. And the voice is a nice.

nice voice as well yeah all right yeah um well hey we're going to rank hell comes to frogtown on a scale of one to ten super loud commercials when we come back hell yeah We're back. It's Free With Ads. We're here with Leonard Smith, Jr. We are going to rank Hell Comes to Frogtown on a scale of 1 to 10 super loud commercials. But first, we wanted to let you know that if you want to listen to our bonus episodes, go to Maximumfund.org slash join, where we watch Free With Ads Television. We have a brand new episode on the pilot of Mighty Morfin Power Rangers. That's right. The 90s classic. We have all kinds of good stuff there on the bonus feed. Maximumfund.org slash join. Max Fun. dot com if you want to check out our merch I am partial to our pint glass I think it's lovely it's a nice glass to have a beer out of it has our show art and is lovely

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okay we're going to rank Hell comes to Frogtown on a scale of one to ten super loud commercials. Leonard Smith, you're our guest. We love that you're here. What do you give it? One to ten. Okay, first of all, this was an interesting experience watching this on Tooby. Yes.

I had seen commercials I had never seen. A lot of commercials for games on your phone. Yep. With celebrities that are maybe too big to be doing them? Oh, yeah. That's how you know. Honestly, there was one where it was like 100 people on the screen, and they were all playing the game at the same time,

and I was like, what is happening is the first one? Yes, but I really love seeing some. Samuel L. Jackson telling me to play games on my phone. Okay. That guy's got money, right? Apparently not enough. Not enough. Not enough.

We never have enough money. As a person who is a commercial actor, I hate every time. Nobody's creative. Everybody just puts some, anyways, okay. It's amazing. I feel the same thing about celebrity podcasts. Stop being famous and starting a podcast. This is for losers.

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I'm going to have to rate this movie a two. Okay. This movie was bad. I hate any time I see something in the movie that takes me out of it where they're like, that was just in the movie to further the plot line or a plot hole or that doesn't make any sense and kind of takes me out of the movie, and this movie is full of that.

Yep. And I would have been happier if I saw more titties. I was expecting more titties. Yeah, and maybe some more ass. And three dicks. And, yeah, I didn't get to see the three snakes. And, uh, or at least frog sex. Fuck the frog.

Yeah. Fuck the frog. Or at least sex with anyone. Yeah. It was, this was a big cock tease. Yeah. It was a big tease and I was unhappy. Um, yeah, literally, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hang out with you around that number.

I'm gonna say, it's a, three I think this I think you could have a lot of fun just watching the clips of this movie yeah I think that's why we all kind of wanted to watch it because the clips are weird and hilarious it's a fun movie to talk about um but just watching it's a little bit of a chore you know we didn't talk all about it there's some kind of icky consenty stuff in this movie that maybe makes it a little bit tough for like a bad movie night or something yeah yeah because there's some stuff that's you know a little bit icky but i do think that like if you're if if if this is your trash you know it already if this if this is the kind of junk that you like you've seen this movie already and don't need to hear

us recommend it but i think if if if all that kind of 80s lee stuff is okay with you i think you'll like really like this movie but i think for everybody else check out the clips check out the kind of memes and gifts that go along with it and uh yeah i but i i think you can you can actually skip it. It's maybe a little less, a little more fun to talk about than it is to watch. Right. Matt Leap? You know what? I'm going to give it a four. Okay. Yeah, because I found it

riveting. Oh my God. How has no one done? We've been talking for a fucking hour. I've been sitting on it. I've been sitting on it, guys. Oh, shit. I've been sitting on it. Yeah, no, I'm it is, it's really bad, incredibly hard to watch. It is

it's the it's the premise of a porn. without the porn, which is, like, I think, really hard. Like, I hate that they did that. Yeah. I appreciated, though, the amount of work that all of the makeup, like, the three frogs. I was like, at one point, at least one of the directors had an idea. Yeah.

And for that, I got to give it some extra credit. Yeah. Yeah. Emily, I'll let you have the final work, because I think you liked this a tadpole more than us. You son of a bitch! Yeah. Fight me. You son of a bitch!

Fight me. Eat my fists. Oh, God. Well, if I said I didn't enjoy it, I would be amphib. Mm-hmm. Ian. Fib, fib, yeah, okay. Squeeze that in there.

I'm exhausted. Okay. It's great. I'm going to give it a four as well just because it made me horny. Sure. Horny toad. There you go. Wee.

The movie is good. But you're right. There's some definite icky stuff in there. And I, yeah, I don't necessarily recommend you watching the whole thing. Yeah. But again, you know, I kind of like movies that you can have on in the background of a party where everyone goes, what the fuck is this? And this is one of those movies.

Oh, what does the guy have three dicks? Yeah. Because he's Polly Wog. He's a Polly Wog. I didn't like that one. Well, I'm not going to cut it. No, keep it in. I'm not going to cut it.

The Buggis has to be a certain length, so we just need people, you just need to say stuff. We have to talk just long enough for commercials to happen. Yeah. It's pretty lily bad. Uh-huh. It was totally bad. It made me want to croak. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

We can do this all day. Leonard Smith, Jr., thank you for being here with us. Is there anything you want to plug? You mentioned maybe you're taking a little jaunt to Vegas soon. Oh, yeah, I got a few things I'd like to blow. The frog. For frog. Oh, my God.

I'm going to talk for my buddy Leonard. Where did you take him? Maybe you need a little chaser. I like this. I will be at Las Vegas Wise guys, October 28th. I will be at UCB, New York, November 19th. I'll be in Austin, Texas, at the Out of Bounds Festival, November 6th through the 8th. I'll be up on the 6th and the 8th.

That's a Thursday and a Saturday. If you're in Austin, Texas, I may be going to Japan at the end of the year. Oh, wow. We've got the Japanese listeners, you know, maybe I'll be there. Some other few shows in the work, but if you're in the Los Angeles area, you know, I'm on Yikes, Harold team. I'm up every other Monday. And my team, Lemon Pepper Wet, we have shows at UCB and at the Elysian. You can follow me at the Leonard Smith Jr.

On most of my platforms, the only platform I actually use is Instagram because I hate social media as a concept. Yeah, it's tough. I agree. But unfortunately, when I was a child and was like, I'm going to be a stand-up comic and I'm going to perform for people and love my life. I didn't know I'd have to maneuver this hellscape of social media, but here we are.

Yeah, welcome to hell. Welcome to hell. Hell comes to L.A. Hell comes to my phone. Sure. All right. Lennersmith, Jr., one of the funniest guys. We love hanging out with you

over there on Good Mythical Morning. This is a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah, what about y'all? Anything to plug? I'm going to plug Good Mythical Weekend. Which we are all a part of So yeah, please go check it out

And, you know, watch us being tortured In various ways And sometimes just, you know, yucking it up. Yeah, YouTube.com Go to the Good Mythical Morning YouTube channel Every weekend. On Saturday. On Saturday.

There you go. You'll see folks like Leonard, like Emily, like me, like Matt, all sorts of other hilarious people, goofing around, eating terrible things, showing embarrassing high school photos Just having a good old time. Yes, Leonard, you have a...

I'm not a vampire. Okay. I happened to be on Reddit, and then I saw something with my name, and I was like, what the hell? And people on... Took on the Reddit, Leonard. I know, people on...

No, I was on my... Just on Reddit, and then I saw it. And then I was like, holy shit, that's my name. And it was a good mythical thing, and it was like, how old is Leonard? Because I did the yearbook one,

and they were like, his photos were in black and white. He's old and what? Oh, is he from the 40s? Hey, I'm sure, how you're doing? I'm no, no. Why do his bikes? so I'll have a giant front tire.

Listen, not every high school is rich and has money for color photos. Thank you. Jesus. Anyway, Matt, you got anything? No, but I do want to shout out the listeners to this podcast who saw me and my wife, Francesca Fiorentina, in Houston this past week. That was really cool. After the show, you know, usually we'll talk to people. And there was a fuck ton of free with ads people there.

I will say, I think we all on this show have had a great experience with folks who listen, coming out to our events, checking out our other projects. It really is cool and fun and feels nice. So if you are anywhere where we're doing stuff, if we're doing other stuff, please check it out. It is great. Y'all are a really fun audience to make stuff for it. It warms our heart to see you elsewhere. It makes sense you got fans.

You guys are great. You guys are funny. This was a fun time. Oh, Leonard. And Leonard, you said something nice. It would be great to end on that. But I do have to remind people to go to their local comic book store and pre-order Predator, Black, White, and Blood. Number four.

It comes out October 22nd. It has a story for me and Raphael Lenko about a cute whittle predator puppy dog. It is gory. It's adorable. Predator Black, White, and Blood, number four. Okay, Leonard, say something else nice about us that we can go out on. I can't wait for October 22nd to buy that copy. That's nice.

It's just about me. It could have been about everybody else, but thank you. No, I like that. Nice. Predator black, white, and black and white. And, uh, you know, breeding kinks are cool, too. There, yeah. There you go.

I think we can all agree that all kinks are beautiful. Yes. I just, I'm just imagining some kid watching this movie in 1986, 87, and now he's, um, what is it, one of those people, furry or maybe? Yeah. Or at the very least, drawing some weird stuff and posting it to devian art. Yeah.

Maybe they're writing some of the best frog smut. Yeah. Could be. Good on you. Good on you. Get out there, weirdos. Be weird on the internet. If you're going to have frog smut, have a tongue.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Where the fuck were the tongues? Where were the tongues? They should have done a whitch. They should have whipped people's butts with their tongue. Yes. That would have been another $200,000.

Yeah, they didn't have the money. Oh, that's true. Who owns? the rights of this movie, let us remake it. It's probably, I don't know, Arby's. Anyway. I don't think anyone owns it. That's why every streaming service is out. They're like, yeah, you can have it. You take it.

I watched it on Zoomo. Yeah. I watched it on Home Depot.com? I don't even like there looking for some planters. Anyway, tune in next week what our movie will be the Phantom of the Paradise.

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