Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4 - Dead Ringers: Ep1. Greta, Trump and Eau de Farage

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

The Dead Ringers team are back to train their vocal firepower on the week’s news with an armoury of impressive impressions.This week: Greta Thunberg floats her boat at Rachel Reeves, Trump and Elon couple up on Love Island, and Gary Lineker tries something new.Cast: Jan Ravens, Jon Culshaw, Jess Robinson, Kieran Hodgson and Duncan Wisbey.The episode was written by: Nev Fountain and Tom Jamieson, Laurence Howarth, Edward Tew, Tom Coles, Rob Darke, Sophie Dickson, Toussaint Douglas, Jon Holmes, Nicky Roberts, Jennifer Walker, Phoebe Butler, David Whitehead, Rachel E. Thorn, and Davina Bentley.Created by Bill Dare Producer: Jon Holmes Executive Producer: Richard Morris Production Co-ordinator: Caroline Barlow

This BBC podcast is supported by ads outside the UK. Oh, oh hi, why I should be unlocking the pearly gates for them. You'll laugh, you probably won't cry, but bloody hell you'll be entertained. Listen and watch wherever you get your podcasts. Order! Order! Order! Statement from the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rachel Reeves. Thank you Mr Speaker. Now I know these have been a desperately difficult few years for the British economy and despite me trying to pretend my spending review is a good thing, I'm well aware that the British electorate hold me directly responsible for the mess we're in. But what I want to say to my critics is... RUMBLING

Sorry, what's that noise? It sounds like some sort of a sailing ship. RUMBLING Fear not, Madam Chancellor, for help has arrived. Greta Thunberg! Yes, the appalling plight of Rachel Reeve's political career has moved me profoundly. So I have joined this freedom flotilla to bring a negligible amount of aid supplies and a huge quantity of bad publicity. For wherever there is suffering in this world,

there you will find me not really helping and arguably making things worse. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh'm a no-nonsense woman, so if it's my birthday, don't get me nonsense, because I'll take it straight back to the shop and exchange it for a voucher. The government has announced it will proceed with plans to build the size well seen nuclear power plant. I'm joined now by Ed Miliband. Well, you know, you'll like to say that, Victoria, because for our future energy security, we need new nuclear. That's why this government is investing in new nuclear. From the moment

I became Energy Secretary, I knew new nuclear would offer that one, but two sources of energy. How so? Because as well as the nuclear reactor, Sizewell C will also harness the energy from me struggling to say new nuclear. I'm sorry, what? Basically, each time I try to say new nuclear out of my strange mouth,

it'll give the country an 80% higher level of energy resilience, and it'll give me a 50% higher chance of hemorrhoids. And you really believe you can harness this energy? Well, look, Victoria, I do. New nuclear, new nuclear, new... Oh, God, I think I'm having a core meltdown. Run for your lives, I'm going to blow! nuclear, new nuclear, new do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- And in the news, the Foreign Office have told staff who raised concerns about the UK's complicity in the crisis in Gaza that if they disagree with government policy, they can

resign. One staff member told us he would be willing to fall on his sword, but the government has sold it to Israel. Of course, Chancellor Rachel Reeves has delivered her spending review. She joins me now. Lovely to be here, Nick. What a wonderful day it is. I have to say Chancellor, it's like you're a whole new you. You've gone from being Morrissey on Downers to being Anton Deck doling out the cash on an ITV game show.

Oh it's all cool vibes and happy days from here on in. Oh hang on, sorry, we're just hearing that the economy has shrunk by 0.3%. Oh, sorry everyone, funds over. I need that money back. And the Prime Minister joins us now. Sir Keir, amid the spending review, you declared this week that the UK will become a leader in artificial intelligence.

Hello, Nicholas Robinson., today programme presenter. What a gratification it is to be on British Broadcasting Corporation Radio. Sorry, is that you Prime Minister? Affirmative. I am the Prime Minister and have been since the 5th of July 2024. Prime Minister, forgive me for asking, but are you so keen on AI that you've sent it to do this interview? Negative. AI is a cold, emotionless machine. Totally different from the Prime Minister, correction me. I really think this is AI. Let's speak to your deputy instead.

Angela Rayner, this AI, forgive me, is crap. It's not AI, Nick. It's him. It's actually him. He's like this all the bloody time! I am Keir Starmer. My mother was AI and my dad was a radio. Tonight on Love Island, there's trouble in paradise. I'm like so shocked they were like the strongest couple on paper from like day dot. Yeah we all thought they'd go like the full distance.

They started off so well, coupling up straight away. Elon is a truly incredible guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And I don't say that so often. He's a super genius, bigly style on the tech. No fakeness. I love Donny. He is 100% my type. I salute him and I have a special salute to do that with. But then the relationship hits the rocks as a new bombshell shakes up the villa. A new hump turns up at Casa Amor. Big beautiful Bill.

I hate Bill. Listen, I don't know why we're fighting over Bill. You keep spending all your time with that girl, Ketamina. Tune in tomorrow when, according to Elon, at least Donny swaps Love Island for Epstein Island. Those files are classified and that's how they're gonna stay. Crime is rampant. The public is scared. And the police have received a 1.7% real terms rise in their budget, but only if it's paid for by increases in council tax. But one man is ready to rise up to tackle lawlessness. Hello, I'm Robert Jenrick.

By day, just another stupidly wealthy Tory. But at night, as the fair dodging scum come out, he's transformed into the Crap Crusader. Deep beneath Jenrick Manor in his Jenrick cave, the Crap Crusader is with his faithful butler. Master Robert, it's important that you remember your origins. What it was that turned you into the superhero vigilante that you are today. I remember, Alfred. I remember when I was taken to the theatre with my parents. That day is seared on my brain.

The moment that fair dodger pushed in front of my father and mother as they went through the barrier for the Piccadilly line, I never saw either of them again. What, they were killed? No, they just ran off and left me there. Well I must say, Master Robert, that skin tight black latex costume really does suit you. Thank you, Alfred. There's loads at Tory HQ.

This one used to belong to Michael Gove. Was a tight fit until I went on the Azempic. But soon the crap crusader must face the Joker. You're insane, crazy, totally, utterly, insanely insane. I know! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! In fact, I am Toats

Batchit. I'm very much intended. What do you want of me, you fiend? Uh, duh! You've got just three hours to save the Tory party or I join reform. But that means...

Yeah, the entire country will end up laughing themselves to death. I know! Coming up later on BBC One, Dawn French stars as the Vicar of Gaza. Okay then everyone, let's just call the parish meeting to order, shall we? This week I thought I'd like to make a little film, just a little film of little old me outlining my thoughts on Israel and Palestine and then I thought I'd pop it onto social media. Those in favor? Jim? No no no no no no no no no no no no no Because the internet is no place for nuance? Yes.

Before all that, now on BBC One, it's time for the last in the series of Doctor Who. Yes, it's still going. I was surprised too. Hey Commander Stuart, what's going down, babes? Dr. Thank God you're here. There's a CGI monster from another dimension destroying a whole of London. Again. Plenty of time for that. Give me a hug.

Hug? Sure. I've got to hug everybody in this room because that's the kind of woke, touchy-feely doctor I am now. Can't leave any minority behind. Okay, wheelchair-bound lady, give me a hug. Ethnic man, here comes a hug. Trans person, it's hugging time.

Gay robot, you is in for one heck of a hug. Show me the loving! I have you now, doctor. I warned you. The CGI monster's broken in! And here's what you have to do to beat it, Kate Babes. Simply tell me that I'm wonderful and how I'm the most amazing person in the universe. Doctor, do you think lazily written mucusness is really going to scare me?

Let's see, monster babes! Kate? Oh, you lift everyone up Kate? Uh, oh. Uh, you, you, uh, you lift everyone up by your example, Doctor. No, stop! I can't take the whole knock-card frightness of your empty platitudes. It's working. The power of un-earned sentimentality

in the script is poisoned to it. More! Oh, oh, why? You may not have a family, Doctor, but we humans are all your children. Oh no, please, please don't say it. Because, Doctor, it's not the family you're born into which matters. It's the one you find along the way. Raaargh!

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More than 300 civil servants at the Foreign Office who raised concerns about the UK government's policy on the Gaza crisis have been told if they disagree with it, they should simply resign. David Lammy joins us now. It's an extraordinary thing to say, isn't it, Foreign Secretary? Well, no, not really, Laura,

because you see, as Foreign Secretary... David, David, this is your inner monologue here, David. You're currently being interviewed on live TV, so I'm just popping into your head to remind you not to say anything stupid. LAUGHTER I agree with government policy. Right, and what is the government's policy?

Look, let me be clear. David, David, it's your inner monologue again. Be careful, you're never clear, so it's silly to say that you want to be. Under this Prime Minister. No, David, don't do a lamby. You're going to mess up and put your lamby in it. Under this Prime Minister...

You just said that. You're such a lamby. Could you get to the point, please, Foreign Secretary? Look, the point is, what's important, we should have more sanctions against Israel. Are you sure? No, wait, the point is reviving the two-state solution. You're about to drop a lamby.

No, wait, we should be continuing to sell arms to Israel. You're lambying this writer. Give Gaza to Vladimir Putin, give Gibraltar to Netanyahu. Lambie! Shut up! Are you alright Foreign Secretary? What are you doing now? I'm writing my resignation letter as I disagree with David Lambie, who disagrees with me,

David Lambie, who disagrees with David Lambie on the policy. Oh what an absolute Lammy. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BEEP BEEP BEEP You're listening to The World at One because you hold too high an opinion of yourself to spend your lunch break with colleagues.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Donald Trump has spent the week threatening to deploy Marines to combat the disturbances in Los Angeles. We can go live to LA now. Okay guys, this is your commander in chief. You know what to do. I love working for Donald Trump. I love working for Donald Trump. Deploying Marines is not a stunt. Deploying Marines is not a stunt.

He's our greatest chief by miles. He's our greatest chief by miles. I'm not so worried about the Epstein files. Not so worried about the Epstein files. Not a, not a, dress rehearsal. Dress rehearsal. For when, for when, things don't go his way in the midterms. Things don't go his way in the midterms don't go well for him.

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Anyway, that's all the time we have time for this week But before we go Let's finish off with some more tedious matey banter as I gently rib you again for going to Eaton. To which I'll respond for the millionth time with my odd shrill laugh. We'll be back after these sponsorship messages. Farage. I demand attention wherever I go. The new fragrance. Introducing, Odeh Farage, my brand new ball spritz.

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Squirt it on your ghoules and just like me you'll turn heads And stomachs Ah, well better to smell like a weather spinster than a Frenchman, am I right? Hi I'm Kelly Cates, new match of the day presenter making insecure men nervous because I'm a woman who knows about football. So we're here in the tunnel after England's 3-1 loss to Senegal, this hot on the heels of just scraping past Loli Andorra, despite three of their players being goats.

Harry Kane, you must be gutted. Ah, no, I'm very excited, actually. How so, Harry? Well, because now I know that Thomas Tuchel is the right man to take this incredibly talented squad from the best football league in the world and, you know, mould us into something really terrible. LAUGHTER

Well, I think they're meant to do the opposite. Oh, no. HE LAUGHS HE LAUGHS Oh, dear. Oh, Kelly, that is oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And now Thomas Tuchel has proved he's the man for the job. Thank you, Harry Kane. Cheers, Kelly. Oh, and congrats on the new match of the day gig. You know, moving in and occupying Gary Lineker's home when he was busy annoying the BBC by banging on about his wealth. Well, I think that's...

That's got to be a dream come true, right? Yeah, yeah. APPLAUSE Hello there. Well, I am Gary Lineker, McLinch for Centrist Dads. And welcome to Not Match of the Day, my new podcast where I use my freedom from BBC guidelines to finally say whatever I damn well please. Doctor Who is rubbish and Big Up Hamas.

Me and my guests are going to be leaving football far behind and giving our outspoken opinion on all the thorny political issues of the day. Isn't that right, Rio? Oh, one thousand percent, Gary. So, let's talk about euthanasia. Oh, yeah, yeah. He plays for Shakhtar Donetsk, doesn't he? No, Rio. It's whether or not terminally ill or in pain people should be allowed to kill themselves with the assistance of doctors.

Ooh, I don't know if we should talk about that, Gary. That's a dicey area. Well, yeah, that's the point. I'm now free to talk about difficult stuff as much as I like. Tell you what, let's welcome my second guest, the renowned feminist and cultural commentator, Germaine Greer. Well, I want to use this opportunity to speak about the grotesque distortion of free speech policies at British universities

due to the rampant power of militant transgenderism. Rio, your thoughts? LAUGHTER I'm scared, Gary. And I actually have a bone to pick with you, Mr Leniker. You like to portray yourself as this great hero of the progressive left, and yet I've never once heard you say anything of note on trans women in sport. So what are your views on that subject? Well that's all we've got time for.

Hello and welcome to Peston. If ITV were not required by law to have current affairs shows, I'd be a hairdresser in Chorley Wood. Sir Keir Starmer joins me now. It's lovely to be next to someone who makes me sound normal, Robert. LAUGHTER Analysts say your free school meals programme should help to lift tens of thousands of children out of a life of poverty. That's right. I'm just lovely. Yet you're also throwing people off PIP and keeping the child benefit cap,

which analysts say condemns tens of thousands of other children, into a life of poverty. Seems a bit of a contradiction. Not at all, Robert. Yes, I want to lift children out of poverty, but where's the challenge in just doing that? Where's the thrill? I crave edge of the seat excitement.

Will the little kiddies be poor or rich? It's like those Saw movies. And I'm the puppet master Jigsaw, but with fewer tripwires and more turkey twizzlers. But surely... My dad was a tripwire. My mother was a turkey twisler So are you saying you wanted to be fiendishly challenging for you to live children out of poverty

Precisely, I'm the kind of guy who likes to make things harder for myself. I lived my life like a gladiator Robert Would you like to know my gladiator name? Not really. It's hovis thick sliced. I Would you like to know my gladiator name? Not really. It's hovis thick sliced. I live life in the fast lane, Robert. For instance, when I have dinner, I take all the labels off my tins. I just open two tins at random and that's what I eat. Do you want to know what I had for dinner last night?

No. Ambrosia, creamed rice and swarfiga. the last night. No, ambrosia, creamed rice and swarfiga. Just give me a thing to do that's difficult and I'll do it. Okay, how about counter Farage's far-right dog whistle politics by making a positive case for how immigration has benefited Britain? Bugger that, I'm not completely suicidal, Robert. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE After living for nearly 100 years on this planet, I now know that perhaps the single most destructive force in the entire ocean is the bottom-trawling fishing boat, eviscerating marine life, dredging up all sorts of low-value bottom-feeding organisms

like algae, flatworms. Well, well, well, if it ain't the king of the woke brigade, Sir David Attenborough. And Lee Anderson. This another of your wingy little climate hoax documentaries for lesbians and cooks, is it? Of course. To the fishermen operating these boats, such creatures are entirely worthless. Hey, soy boy, I'm talking to you. You going to get me out of this net or what? And so, inevitably, they get thrown back into the darkest depths of the ocean.

What a load of lefty, libtard rubbish. Back where they belong. The little shits. BBC Sounds. Music, radio, podcasts. I'm Chris Mason and you're listening to Newscast a bit like the news just longer and therefore much worse. Today I'm joined for a far-reaching aka boring interview by the leader of the opposition, Kemmy Badenock. Yes, you are. That's right.

Right. Miss Badenock, you've got a tough job on your hands. Just how do you differentiate yourself from your party's previous disastrous leaders? Well, look, Chris, after years of Boris and Tross, voters are fed up of their leaders just saying weird stuff out loud without thinking. So my new approach is take my time, consider things fully and then say weird stuff out loud. You'll have noticed that I'm very much a low-energy weirdo. Now, just spitballing here, but have you thought about not being weird? I will not be abandoning traditional Tory values. Oh, hold on a minute. Ah, yes, that brings me to my next question.

Why have you brought in a toaster? Because I'm weird. And look, my toasted eggs are ready. You see, Chris, voters are fed up of Tory leaders who seem like the loud weirdo you get stuck with at a dinner party. Whereas you're more of a... Quiet weirdo you get stuck with at a bus stop. Because you're not invited to the dinner party.

Well, exactly. I am a different type of weird. I'm softly spoken and deeply unsettling. I smell people as they walk past me. And I throw gravel at swans. I also keep a snake in my bra. And weirdest of all, I carry a briefcase. I mean, carrying a briefcase isn't the weirdest one. It is when it's full of cat litter.

Kenny Badenock, thank you. Yes, that's right. Dare, Dringus was performed by Jan Ravens, John Colshaw, Jess Robinson, Duncan Wisby and Kieran Hodgson. It was written by Nev Fountain and Tom Jameson,, Lawrence Howe, Edward Chu, Tom Coles, Rob Dart, Sophie Dixon, Toussaint Douglas and John Holmes. Additional material by Nicky Roberts, Jennifer Walker, Phoebe Butler, Rachel E. Thor, Davina Bentley and David Whitehead. It was a BBC Studios audio production for Radio 4.

Dead Ringers was created by Bill Dare and the producer was John Hokes. Hello, Greg Jenner here. I am the host of You're Dead to Me from BBC Radio 4. We are the comedy show that takes history seriously and then laughs at it. And we're back for a brand new series, Series 9, where we're covering all sorts of things from Aristotle to the legends of King Arthur to the history of coffee to the reign of Catherine of Medici of France. We are looking at the arts and crafts movement and the life of Sojourner truth and how cuneiform writing systems worked in the Bronze Age. Loads of different stuff. It's a fantastic series. It's funny. We get great historians. We get great comedians. So if you want to listen to You're Dead to Me, listen first on BBC Sounds.

Oh, oh hi! I'm Mel Geddroych and I'm going to be your host on... Well there's a wink, there's a wink, there's a wink. So each week I'm going to be meeting with a different deceased celeb guest to discuss how they died, what they want for their funeral, and perhaps most importantly, why I should be unlocking the pearly gates for them. You'll laugh, you probably won't cry, but bloody hell you'll be entertained. Listen and watch wherever you get your podcasts.