Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4 - Too Long; Didn't Read: Ep 5. The Special Relationship
Episode Date: August 29, 2025With UK-US relations in the spotlight, Catherine Bohart wants to know just what the special relationship means in 2025. With the help of Felicity Ward, Amb. John Bolton and our regular roving correspo...ndent Sunil Patel, Catherine's asking what makes the special relationship 'special'? Are the US and the UK really exclusive? And does anyone have the number of that nice girl, the EU?Written by Catherine Bohart, with Madeleine Brettingham, Catherine Brinkworth and Priya HallProducer: Alison Vernon Smith Executive Producers: Lyndsay Fenner & Victoria Lloyd Sound Design: David Thomas Production Co-ordinator: Katie SayerA Mighty Bunny production for BBC Radio 4
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Welcome to Too Long Didn't Read, the show that takes the news by the scruff of the neck
and interrogated to oblivion like a met police officer dealing with an octogenarian at a peaceful
protest.
I'm Catherine Behoort and I've spent the week reading the news so that you
You don't have to, which is why my eyes have all the warmth of a fish floating upside down on Lake Windermere.
Lake Windermere, of course, now an area of outstanding natural pooty.
Personally, my top story of the week and perhaps the most important story of the year, nay, decade,
is that Claire's accessories looks to be going into administration.
Take your time, drink it in. I know.
This is devastating news for teenage girls all over the globe who have long relied on Claire's to learn how to shoplift.
Where the hell will we get our children pierced now?
We're going to get stuck into the big news
with the help of comedians and an expert,
but first, let's have a little nibble on some newsy appetizers.
Robert Jenrick, Shadow Justice Minister
and professional sleep paralysis demon
has been criticised by the Labour government
for attending an anti-asylum hotel rally in Effing,
where far-right activists were also in attendance.
To be honest, that's the one place I'd expect
to run into Robert Jenrick.
It's like finding me in a bush, groggily, tooting a Vuvuzail.
the morning after pride.
No one's surprised.
Ironically, Genrick claimed credit
for increasing the number of hotels
for asylum seekers when he was immigration minister.
He is, in effect, protesting his past self.
It's the political equivalent of vomiting at the club
and then slagging off that messy diva
on the dance floor.
Genric, girl, you are the messy diva
and I get yourself some paper towels,
you monkey pop.
The rally was attended by Eddie Butler,
former strategist for the BNP
because apparently the BNP has a strategy
that isn't just shouted immigrants whilst being bald.
Waterstones have announced that they've seen a 5% rise
in the sale of physical books.
Books. Remember those?
Those things that were like computers
but didn't make your uncle start posting memes
of Paddington Bear wearing a Nazi armband.
Good times.
CEO James Dawn says the trend is the result
of book recommendations on TikTok.
Nice for the Chinese Secret Service
to give us something positive
in return for all of our privacy and self-respect.
The TikTok influences
reflected in the type of books that are increasingly popular, primarily romance and fantasy.
Look, would I love it if the kids were reading Marx's theory? Yes, but I'll take them reading
about sex and dragons if it means they're not writing mean comments on my Instagram posts.
I am not like an old washed-out Lindsay Lohan, Ashley. Take that back. With the same age,
I'm a poor Lindsay Lohan. It's different.
In bread news, that's right. In bread news, the owner of Kingsmill has announced that they
are buying Hovis in an effort to increase their profits. Wow. It's all about the dough at these guys.
A spokesperson for the conglomerate said they plan to drive sourdough out of the market,
but I think that was just trying to get a rise.
In the UK, when we talk about churches going downhill,
we usually mean in attendance,
or because of a scandal involving a priest doing lines off the back of a tabernacle.
But in Sweden, they've taken it literally.
A 672-ton church is being physically rolled about three miles
to make way for the expansion of a massive underground mine.
In an undertaking so stressful,
It would make Kevin McLeod horny.
The church is made of wood, and it lasted to 2025.
Wow, without going into details, that would not happen in Ireland.
Our big story this week, though, is about power dynamics.
I know.
Sexy, right?
Specifically, though, global power dynamics, being upended by Donald Trump, I know.
Less sexy, unless you're into it.
This is a non-judgmental space.
Donald Trump has been stirring up the global diplomatic order.
Last week, he held a summit with Poo,
in Alaska, which signaled a warming of the relationships
between America and Russia, and also sounds like a romance novel.
Will things get hot enough to melt the ice?
Amongst the Mift was the UK, which was sidelined
with all the other girls. But what the hell, Donald?
Because the UK has always supposedly
had a special relationship with America.
To put the Alaska Summit in American high school terms,
it's like our crush is going to the prom with the captains of the football team
and now we have to go with Belgium.
Everyone knows that long-distance romance is hard,
but the UK and the USA's special relationship
has been going strong for 210 years.
Yes, despite the Suez crisis, the Iraq war
and how hard it is to FaceTime
with a five-hour time difference, 210 years.
I think that's the uranium anniversary.
But what does this week mean for the special relationship?
Does it still exist or is it replaceable
with Trump's favorite dictator of the month?
Right this moment, King John Unz reaching
for a new leather trench coat on the manjaro.
Dictator of the month, by the way,
is one of the best segments in Grazia.
So, what is the state of play between these two old lovers?
Is the UK being too needy after Brexit?
Will Donald Trump's royal visit to Windsor Castle
finally get him to give you that king treatment?
Can the UK persuade the US
that they're not economically shrinking?
It's just cold over here.
Now then, who better to discuss the ongoings
of the relationship between Britain and America
with me and Irish woman, then an Australian woman?
Give it up for your friend in mind,
the comedian, Felicity Ward, everyone.
How's it going, Felicity?
I'm really good.
Well, welcome.
I'm thrilled to have you here.
Felicity, Britain and America.
The classic romantic entanglement.
But what is the special relationship?
Because it sounds like Daddy's mentoring the nanny.
Yuck.
You know what, Catherine?
It is yuck.
Well spotted.
And for exactly the reason you said,
the phrase special relationship
is how the French say,
Vommi, Vommi, spew, spew.
And the fact that they've used it
since Winston Churchill coined it in 1946
and haven't thought to change.
to something, I don't know, less molesty is beyond us all.
But here we are.
So, the special relationship is between the UK, us, spelled US, and the US.
Also spelt US.
And it's a unique and diplomatic bond founded on a history of cooperation,
shared language, and probably their love of slavery.
Oh, British people don't like that, Joe.
I get very excited when British people are uncomfortable.
It's also kind of amazing that this relationship stood a chance
given that America was a British colony until 1776.
Like that's actually very evolved of the US to stay friends with their ex.
I don't know if ex is the right, owner, abuser, I don't know what the term is.
I couldn't do it.
Well, the Catholics are weirdly bad at forgiveness.
We're very good at remembering.
Okay, so historically they've been into each other, but is it still ongoing?
Are they both equally into each other now?
Great question. They are still into each other, but let me tell you, there are some wandering eyes
like the UK's started following the EU on Instagram again, and they're liking all their
stories, and they're living comments like, oh my God, really loving your policies on trade
and fishing and energy. And we should like fully collab on that electricity trading platform,
you know, as friends. That's platonic. And it's not even just politicians in skin suits
changing their minds. Do you know that 31% of Britain say the US is,
our closest ally, whereas just a year ago in 2024, it was 54%.
It went from 54 and dropped to 31%.
Do you know how much of a percentage shift that is in just one year?
No, yeah, no, I'm asking.
I'm terrible at max.
It seems significant.
I don't...
I'm a pedant not to say it's 23%.
It's 20%.
And that is shocking.
The wild thing is the US are aware of this like low-key flirting with the EU
and they're absolutely fine with it.
And maybe it's like a sign of the times.
more and more people now are exploring ethical non-monogamy
so maybe they've moved from a special relationship
to an open relationship.
I think it was Esther Perel, there was a polyamorous
trouble, puddle, I don't know what the phrase is,
and they were like monogamy in this economy
and I feel like that's true for countries now too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need a co-op.
We need to do this together.
Absolutely. Okay, so America and Britain, sure,
they've had a vibe, but what about Kear and Donald specifically?
Is Keir the Trump Whisperer, as we're being sometimes told?
Well, before I answer, it's very important to distinguish
that we are discussing a state visit between the two countries
because Trump Whisperer in Scotland
is someone who specialises in treating IBS.
So Keir is still trying to woo the sunbed toddler
by inviting him to a state visit,
exhibiting a very un-British quality called Hope.
Now, he's even given him a handwritten letter from the king
And won't it be beautiful to see the king,
Chuckie the third, sit down with Donnie tea
and just have a little Earl Grey and scones,
which of course Trump will pronounce as scones
and then explain that scones in his country are called biscuits
and then King Charles III will laugh
and he'll go, oh, biscuits are something that we dip in our tea.
And there'll be so much merriment as the two laugh
about the little cultural differences like what we call food
when 31% of children in the UK live in poverty.
Oh, looks like our Prime Minister.
has got his priorities right again.
Wait, though, what's in it for America?
What's the paradigm? Do they exploit it?
Well, there's actually loads of benefits
in terms of trade, defence and intelligence.
I think the last time the relationship between the two countries
was like really having a purple patch
was during the Iraq war.
I'm sure you remember.
It did help that power was held both in the UK
and the US by right-wing leaders,
George Bush and Tony Blair.
The Chilcott report cites their relationship.
their relationship, which I'm calling
the cross-Atlantic, Bert Nernie,
as a determining factor in the decision to
invade Iraq. It's also said, and this
is wild, that the two of them
spoke on the phone 130
times. Have you ever been so horny before you've
made decisions that impacted the people around
you badly? You don't have to answer that.
It seems like Stama is so
obsessed with getting politically laid by Trump.
Just this week, a factory
which represents half the UK's bioethanol industry
is being shut down
because of the trade deal he made with America.
Like, yes, it was a concession that eased car and steel tariffs,
but you shouldn't have to give a beege
just because he kissed your neck for a long time, you know?
Felicity, Britain clearly wants to make America
feel like the only girl in the world,
but do they do the same in return?
Well, the weird thing is
lots of countries think
that they have a special relationship with the US,
including Australia, Ireland, Canada, Israel.
But I wonder if it's just he's calling it polyamory
when everyone else is just calling him
a man who likes to cheat on his partner without consent.
Because that's what it feels like.
And I'll tell you one thing, I'm not a relationship expert,
but if the US is into diplomatic polyamory,
I don't think they're going to successfully pitch a threesome
between Ireland and Israel right now.
Yeah, that's not a hinge that's going to be.
really lean into each other.
No, that is hectic.
But I will tell you,
once they've completely burnt the world down,
the nation state reunion show
is going to be amazing.
Hey, gang, give it up for a Felicity Award.
Britain and America have a complex bond.
But, as many of you will know,
I also have a complex bond of my own
with my sidebar comedian, Senil Patel.
So, Seneal, what's next for the special relationship between Britain and the US?
Well, Catherine, America and Britain might be in a special relationship,
but we never said anything about it being exclusive.
For the record, this is why I stopped dating men.
So it is good to see my fellow player,
an absolute stud muffin Kirstama is keeping his options open,
just like your boy, Daddy P.
Daddy P, that's a nickname you've given yourself?
Do you want to tell them you wrote that?
I didn't.
Every time he looks uncomfortable, I've made him so.
Of course, you know me, Catherine.
I'm a Rolling Stone, a cowboy.
Like a wild stallion, I cannot be tamed.
So, Neil, you're on three dating apps and you pay for all of them.
Yeah, that's just to show the ladies what a prime hunk of British beef they're missing.
Anyone? No.
No.
All right, suit yourselves.
Anyway, like me, Keir Starrmer has realised that just because you share...
a connection with, say, a woman
or the President of the United States,
that doesn't mean you should hang up your pulling pants
and take up whittling. You have pulling pants?
Well, I have pulling
wide fronts. M&S
cool and fresh range, very good quality.
Did you use Mommy's staff discount
for those? No, she's retired.
All right? So jokes on you, Catherine, because they're a hand-me-down
from my father.
Still no takers,
really?
So, while Trump is away on business,
Stama has been romancing various European leaders
behind his back, his so-called European reset,
and I love to see it, my friend, game-recognized game.
Seneal, your game is Bukaroo.
Yeah, well, Catherine, they call it the people's chess.
Who's they?
It's me.
Yeah.
Anyway, like many an overlooked British man before him,
Stama is going down an absolute storm on the continent.
He's basically like me on my gap year.
Dare I ask, what happened on your gap year?
What didn't happen on my gap year?
Okay, but what did happen on your gap year?
Well, that is a secret best kept between me
and the very angry Dutchman on the bunk bed below.
Sorry, Hendrik, if you're listening, but a man has needs.
And those needs are?
It's to eat five strupe waffles in bed at 3am.
That's right, ladies.
I'm a five times a night guy.
And what's this got to do with Keir Starrmer?
Well, Starrmer's been trying to repair the UK's relationship with the EU
because in global diplomatic terms,
even when you've got a main squeeze,
it's good to have a few honeies on the back burner.
And his main squeezes Donald Trump?
Yeah, exactly. The guy's got it all.
A huge set of nukes.
Lots of juicy soft power.
And something I always like to see in a honey,
complete control over the global reserve currency.
Hubba, hubba.
How have you managed to ruin honey for me so quickly?
Catherine, as I've always said,
sure, you can catch flies with honey,
but you can catch more honeies being fly.
I don't know what it is.
Say it again and say it with your chance
Catherine as I've always said
You can catch flies with honey
But you can catch more honeies being fly
Cringe
Okay
And is Keir Starmer's charm offensive in Europe going down well
Well it's going down better than me
In that Spanish bar
That time I pretended to be Prince Harry's butler
That man has got a roster
He's done a saucy new Brexit deal
With the President of the EU Commission
Ursula von der Leyen
She called it a historic moment.
I cannot count the number of women
who've said that to me
after a ride on my love train.
Because you're old.
Just unreliable.
Secondly, he's co-chairing
the so-called Coalition of the Willing
in support of the Ukraine peace talks,
although that is annoying.
As on Tinder, I tell women, that's my job.
His expert handling of Trump
means he's managed to embrace Zelensky
without the US blowing up his phone
and being all like,
oh, who's that woman in your Instagram post,
Senil. That's my mum. That's what she's very nosy.
And he's positioned himself as the sexy unicorn
in the beautiful political threesome between the US, Europe and the UK.
Sandwich between them oiled and purring. The man's a beast.
A beast. We're saying a beast, are we?
Yeah, it's true. I mean, outside the UK, Kirstarmer, is easily a ten, all right?
But at home, he remains sadly overlooked, with only eight likes on Tinder in six years, I imagine.
Again, very specific, but I'm sorry about that, Sunil.
Maybe if he just learned to love himself
and stop pretending that he was some sort of bad boy,
he might get more action.
What?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he could do that.
Or he could upgrade to Tinder passport,
fly to Gdanksk,
and let a Polish woman harvest his organs
and return for some brief loveless human contact.
Try the parogi.
Have a lovely trip, Seneal.
It's Sineal, everyone.
Hello, I'm Greg.
Jenner, host of You're Dead to Me, the comedy podcast from the BBC that takes history seriously.
Each week, I'm joined by a comedian and an expert historian to learn and laugh about the past.
In our all-new season, we cover unique areas of history that your school lessons may have missed,
from getting ready in the Renaissance era to the Kellogg Brothers.
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As with gossiping about any of my neighbour's relationships, I want more details.
So here with more intel is our expert, John Bolton.
John Bolton is an attorney, author, Republican consultant and political commentator.
He has had a long career in politics and is a former ambassador to the UN.
He was Trump's National Security Advisor from 2018 to 2019, which must have been a tricky time to have that job.
John's done it all and seen it all, and I'm so grateful to have him here today to answer my questions.
Ambassador Bolton, welcome to the show. How are you?
Glad to be with you. Thanks for having me.
Okay, well, in Britain, the special relationship is viewed as almost, say,
sacred, and it's certainly historically been venerated. How do Americans view the special
relationship with Britain? Are they aware of it? Oh, I think so. I think people appreciate the
closeness of the relations over the years, and I think there's, at least among, for many people,
just as much of a fascination with British royalty in America as there is in the United Kingdom.
So I think it's something that policymakers certainly have an understanding of,
and it's always most comfortable when some issue comes up
that the first people you reach out to to talk to about it are your British counterparts.
Certainly British media has seemed for a while to be talking about Kirstarmer
as having mastered the art of managing Trump.
As an American, as a man who's worked with him, do you agree?
And is it even possible to manage someone like Trump?
No, it's possible to deal with him in a way that doesn't leave you like Volodymyr Zelensky at the end of February this year in the Oval Office.
And Starrmer, I think, has done a good job.
I will say I would not necessarily have predicted it, but I thought it was a real masterstroke when Starrmer came for his first meeting with Trump and brought with him a letter from King Charles, inviting him to a state visit.
in the United Kingdom.
I can tell you from having been with Trump
when he came for Queen Elizabeth's invitation
for the state visit,
I'd never seen him happier, longer.
And when we went to the white-tied dinner
in Buckingham Palace
and it was really quite an extraordinary event,
I think if he could have gotten away with it,
Trump would have just stayed there all night,
but eventually they dragged him away.
So the ability to come back
have a really an unprecedented second state visit,
I think was quite worth it to do that.
And I've advised other Europeans that have monarchies
to have their king or queen invite Trump
for a state visit too.
It always works.
Wow, that's genius.
I've never heard of the king being used like a fluffer before,
but I love it.
At his heart, it sounds like Trump is just like any other American tourists.
It often seems from this side of the order, at least,
that Trump has and his government or republicans,
MAGA group, I at least, have a sort of open disdain for the European Union and European
leaders. Now, like, for example, Trump's sort of commitment to going around Europe to solve,
and I would say that in quotation marks, but solve the problem of Ukraine, and going straight
to Putin, it feels like sometimes he doesn't want to engage with that bloc. Do you think that's
true? And does it affect the U.S. and Britain's relationship? Well, I think Starrmer certainly
used the special relationship to get a better trade deal, at least in the near term, than the EU got.
But I would also say that I think the EU came out of it better than I expected at the meeting here in Washington on Monday when the leaders sat around the table in the east room of the White House, Trump was very, spoke very highly of Ursula von der Leyen and the deal the EU had made.
So, you know, it goes up and down with Trump.
That was Monday. This is Thursday. Who knows what next week will bring.
Yes, well, I've spoken with experience.
Do you think, though, there's a chance that Britain puts itself in a position
where it's too dependent on America, especially post-Brexit?
No, I don't think so.
I mean, the opportunity for Britain is a global opportunity.
And reaching out to Canada and the U.S. in the first instance is kind of the obvious choice.
But I think being free of the bureaucracy in Brussels is still, to this day, a real opportunity.
And for many in Britain who said, you know, but we're European, we need closer ties with the EU.
I mean, I said before the referendum in 2016, look, independence is a good thing.
We tried it.
It worked out for us.
Interesting.
Okay.
Well, my Irish heart is wounded, of course, but I see where you're coming from.
Stormwe's government has obviously put considerable and very public groundwork into fostering a good relationship with Trump.
And then that goes for Lammy.
for Mandelson, but I wonder, do you think
there's, it's a good use of their time and energy?
Is there anyone else they should be focusing their efforts on
to ensure the future of the special relationship?
Is Vance now the target?
Is Musk still relevant?
Or is there someone outside of the MAGA crew that you think
that they'd be better off sort of spending their energy on?
Who might be maybe a more reliable entity?
Well, I think there are plenty of other non-Maga people
they ought to be meeting with in Congress
and elsewhere.
Trump doesn't have a philosophy.
He doesn't have a national security grant
strategy. He doesn't even really do policy the way we conventionally understand that term. So I think
he's an aberration in American politics. I don't think he has a legacy to lead behind. So in both the
Democratic and Republican parties, as we get into the 28 campaign, I think there are going to be a
large number of people running for their respective presidential nominations, and many of them will
come from Congress. But it's also good to get around the country and meet governors. And
who, from the big states in particular, who are also prospective candidates.
Do you think that if he has a legacy at all, though, that it might be that he has sort of normalized
exactly what you're saying, somebody without an inclination towards traditional things like
policy or national security or sort of a consistency of your word?
Do you think he might have just distorted the office?
No, I don't think so.
I think the effect is significant but temporary.
Okay.
And I think he represents a lot of people in the United States.
States who are just dissatisfied with the government, dissatisfied with a lot of things.
They think they've been looked down on by the elites in the East Coast and the West Coast.
The evidence of this comes from 2016 when in the Democratic primary, there was a significant
group of people who voted against Hillary Clinton.
They voted for Bernie Sanders, who campaigned openly as a socialist.
And then when you come to the general election, that same group largely voted for Donald Trump
against Hillary Clinton.
They didn't like Hillary, and they thought both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump were outsiders,
and they didn't care that one was a socialist and the other was a capitalist.
They just were against what they were against.
And so that's had now eight years of expression.
I think people are going to be looking for something different.
Well, Ambassador Bolton, you, of course, have had a breakup with Trump.
Any tips for Stormer if and let's face it when his relationship with Trump falls to pieces?
I don't imagine the man could carry off a fringe.
So do you have any other tips for if they have a messy breakup?
Well, no tips, good luck.
A meaningfully, an almost British answer at the end there.
Thank you very much, Ambassador Bolton, everyone.
Glad to be with you.
Before the show, we asked our audience
who they think would be the UK's ideal global ally
and if they think the US-UK special relationship
is still important.
So, let's hear what they have to say.
Hello, my friend, what's your name?
I'm Trevor.
Tell me if you could pick a country as an ally.
Well, I'm going to quickly pick two.
Italy and Mexico.
Good for you.
Is it based totally on food, Trevor?
Well, it's sort of based on food and wine and music.
You know, in an environment like this, we can all kind of laugh and what have you and get along.
But it takes us a bit to get going sometimes.
And I quite like the extroverted nature of, say, the Mexicans.
Yeah, I love that.
Also, I would love to see Britain with a level of hand gesturing that they might learn from both of those.
Yeah, that would be great.
Tell me anything.
room that wouldn't benefit from more guacamole right absolutely yeah okay thank you so much
Trevor everybody any other thoughts on this that's your name Alastair tell me what your
thoughts are if you had to pick an ally where are you saying well I think someone like the
Pitcairn Islands really yeah because let me know where they are so we can hide there
so it all kicks off that's amazing when the bullies get too mean we can run and hide there
because no one knows who they are it's like the cupboard in schoolroom isn't it really
That's gorgeous
Okay and what about this special relationship
What do you think of it
It's a joke isn't it special to us
But not to them America doesn't care about us
We're irrelevant really I think
What a dire indictment of geopolitical dynamic
I love that
Thank you so much
Great
We'd love one more
I'm Kit
I took it a bit more literally
And I said the sun
I love that you think that's taking it more literally
Kit
I was like who's a good
you were like oh I haven't gone like weird like a country I've gone the son yeah phenomenal tell me
so maybe we can send Trump up there to live it's not a bad policy because then you could have a sort
of like naughty step that happens to be burningly hard they'd be great thank you kit um so felicity
what is the next spin off in this franchise do you reckon um I think Britain should stop trying so hard
to make it work with the US it's just it's toxic I think what Britain really
needs to do is look into a special relationship between the UK and itself. Because if you can't
love yourself, how the hell you're going to love somebody else? Can I get an amen?
Is this a room of quiet gay? Of course. There's a lot of RuPaul fans in here. I knew it.
Whose Insta should we be lurking, Felicity? I think our exes. Like I think we should all start
preemptively getting into Keir Stama's mindset
so we can mentally prepare ourselves
for the terrible post-breakup decisions
he's going to make when Trump inevitably turns on him.
Thank you very much, Felicity Ward.
This has been Too Long Didn't Read.
The show that's fun but newsy,
like when gossiping with your mom about her neighbours
takes a turn and you find out one of them's been embezzling.
Janine, you little sneak, give the brownies back their money.
Thank you at home for listening.
See you next week. Goodbye.
Two London Green was written and hosted by Catherine Bowhart with Felicity Ward, Senor Patel and Ambassador John Bolton.
It was also written by Madeleine Brettingham, Catherine Brinkworth and Priya Hall.
The producer is Alison Vernon Smith.
It was a Mighty Bunny production for BBC Radio 4.
Hello, I'm Helen Lewis.
And I'm Amanda Nucci.
We're the hosts of BBC Radio 4's Strong Message Here.
And over the summer, we are bringing you a series of short episodes called Strong Message Here,
Strong Recommend. Amanda, what is a strong recommend?
It's something we recommend strongly from the cultural recommendations.
It could be a book. It could be a TV show. It could be a play. It could be a
It could be a video game. And if I have anything to do with it, it will be a video game.
It could be not necessarily something that's just out this week or just out now.
For example, I will be recommending Richard II by a writer called William Shakespeare.
Oh, I have big things ahead for him. I'll be talking about tactical.
I'll be talking about Eldon Ring.
I'll be talking about why it's worth standing just off Oxford Street at 9pm this summer.
So that's strong message here, strong recommend.
It's a shorter programme with a longer title.
And you can get it now on BBC Sounds.
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