FULL SEND PODCAST - Alexis Texas x Nelk Boys | Ep. 13
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All right, so we got Alexis, Texas, coming soon.
If you guys don't know Alexis, Texas, she's like a, she's an OG porn star.
She's been in the game for a while.
Really?
I honestly used to, have you ever, like, fucking tugged one to her or no?
Not to her, but normally what I'll probably do is after this interview, after, like, sitting with her and talking with her.
Like, after you build that, like, oh, she's sitting next to me, it'll make it more reason to jerk off to her.
100%.
Every time I'm around a porn star and you film with them and shit, I always go home and beat one to them after.
Yeah, yeah.
Like Lana Rhodes, Emily Willis, like...
What's your process for watching porn?
Like, do you guys pick one and, like, say it's like,
do you have a special kind that you go to?
I like, uh, my favorite porn star is Lila Starr.
Who?
Leila Star, yeah.
She got a fat ass.
Really?
Yeah.
Sometimes if they're too famous, though, I don't like them because it's not, like,
realistic for me.
It's like, when I go into porn and I like...
You like that Snapchat shit, eh?
I don't use Snapchat that much.
Like the ones with the bars on the side and shit?
What do you mean?
Like, do I send my dick out on Snapchat?
No.
Oh.
And, like, the ones that are, like, recorded on Snapchat and shit.
You don't see those?
No.
I like, but those are amateur, I think, right?
Are you talking about POV?
No, P-OV doesn't do it for me.
No.
No, I don't like P-OV.
Are you, like, a steady porn hub guy, or do you get into, like, fucking X-Hamster.
I don't watch porn.
I really, really don't watch porn that much.
I really don't.
I, uh, once in a while, though, if I'm, like, really zinged and I have nobody and it's, like,
three in the morning, and I know that my chance of getting late or impossible, and I've ran out
options.
Yeah, I'll put on.
I'll go to like XNXX.com.
That's my thing.
Are you wearing two hoodies?
No, I don't think so.
Well, maybe one.
It's a little cold outside.
Yeah.
It's a little cold outside.
See, you.
But how should we go about this interview?
Because like, what can we ask her?
What can we not ask her?
Honestly, I'm curious about just the process of how the porn industry works.
I know it sounds kind of vague, but I think we can really dive in.
It just depends how much she's going to, like, let us in.
No pun intended.
But like, do I tell us?
her that like i like her shit or do i like not you know i think you just be completely honest this
interview and you're at this stage this podcast we're so all over the place like is it a compliment
for me to tell her like yo you're one of the first girls like i jerked off to or is that like offensive
no i think that's a compliment i don't really know this poor i've not i've never i haven't
watched her in a while like the big question is are we smoking weed on it or no i think we got to
smoke like every pod every pot people love tyson tyson was great you're just so funny i was the highest ever but i've
embarrassed my family was
you can get weed
and uh really my family like was like
are you okay like I was at a family party
I was at my godson's christening
I had went through three days of like obviously
like a little rough relationship breakup
and so I was really downed out
no Steve has hell of pre-rolls in his room
but I was gonna ask Steiny
oh nice it's pouring my heart
in the fucking table here Sleem and you're just talking
about fucking pre-rolls I'm saying
long story short is I was going through a lot
and I was so fucking zapped out of my mind
because I became the godfather
I christened my godson
and basically my family
like every member of my family
because I guess I went off the rails
on social media
between the hours of like
midnight and 3.30 a.m.
and said some things on there
that I shouldn't have
and I guess my family was really concerned about me
and then they saw the tight net
Tyson interview and they thought
I was like hit rock bottom
because my eyeballs were so red
oh really?
Yeah.
So you're okay?
I'm like yeah I'm okay
I'm okay I just got really high
out that episode.
I'm sorry guys.
So you're officially single now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm officially single now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what went down?
You thought you caught her training?
Yeah, I thought you were going to marry this girl.
So did I, Slee.
So did I.
Are you actually hurt by it or are you just like?
Yeah, it was like three days, three days of pain.
Yeah.
I just didn't leave the hotel room.
But you always said you didn't care.
Like every time like something happened, you're like, I really don't give a fuck.
That was just me trying to be cool.
That was just you try to be cool.
Fuck.
No, you know, it was rattled by it.
But the thing is, you know, we bounced back.
We bounce back.
We'll get more into it.
I'll definitely talk to Alexis, Texas, about it.
Because I really want to real,
she seems like she's really got her shit together.
So I want to talk to Alexis about it, and that's that.
So that's one of the things that I'm excited to talk about.
No, you told me, you're like,
yo, like we're having a little trouble at Camp Menry right now.
And I was like, what?
You're like, I don't think I'm hitting it right.
So I actually appreciate you lining this interview up.
Yeah.
Whoever did this, whoever's responsible for this, I appreciate it.
So, yeah, we don't really know the direction,
but, I mean, we might as well get some sex advice from her.
Dude, I'll tell you the God's honest truth.
After this interview, I'm going back to the former girl that I had.
She's in L.A. I'm 50 minutes away.
I'm going to get the advice from fucking Alexis Banger, and I'm going to go ape shit on this girl tonight.
No.
Yeah.
Like, not ape shit in a good way, sexual way.
I'm going to bring out everything I got.
Is she going to be down or no?
Is she going to call the cops?
I think she'll be down.
That's not a good say.
I'm just saying.
No, I don't think she'll call the cops.
I mean, I didn't, like I said, you know, when you're in a situation, when you're in a relationship with somebody, and you know you did nothing wrong, it's a good place to be.
It's a good place to be.
So, we'll see if she lets me zinger tonight.
She lets me zinger her.
She doesn't, then fuck it.
It's hard to fucking get back into it when shit's been done mentally.
What, do you mind telling me, like, what she, like, kind of said to you?
She didn't say anything.
It was just the vibe you can tell.
You obviously talked about it, right?
You guys didn't just break up.
When I was fucking fucking fucking her,
when she was laying down
like fucking Helen Keller not moving,
she wasn't really like me.
Obviously, you know you're not doing your fucking job.
So, I'm,
all right?
Did you get off and you were like, fuck?
Yeah.
What's the problem right now?
And then I was like, I'm done.
All right.
And I'm like, all right, back to the fucking world
of fucking sports.
Yo.
Oh, my God.
You're funny.
I'm talking about everything.
Did you watch porn after that
and like try to see what positions
you can do?
I don't have time to watch porn.
I'm too big.
I'm running.
around zinking, dude, I can't.
Yo, I love those shoes.
My God, you're fucking styling.
Alexis, you're styling.
It's my, I'm trying to bring energy into the room here for you.
I know you are.
How's it going?
I'm Kyle.
Nice to meet you.
Alexis, Bobby, very nice to meet you.
Absolute pleasure.
Do you want some, you want a happy dad or water or anything?
Yeah, you want anything to drink?
Water.
Yeah.
We're going to, we're diving in, we're diving into everything today.
Oh, my big booty.
You do have a big booty.
I'm not going to lie.
I know.
You have a big booty.
Really big booty.
I'm a little intimidated.
I'm not going to lie.
It's right next to me, man.
Is the booty intimidating or me?
Both.
Both.
No, you're not that intimidating.
No, but the booty is intimidating.
Because you yell and that makes you me less intimidating?
Maybe.
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Do you smoke Alexis or no?
I do.
Wait, really?
I do.
Why are you so shocked?
I don't know.
I don't know you.
I'm fucking asking questions.
Do you smoke like every day?
I do.
I smoked on the way here.
Yeah.
Driving an hour is a little stressful.
Yeah.
Where'd you come in from?
I'm like Beverly Hills, West Hollywood area.
Oh, very nice.
You're very beautiful eyes, by the way.
Thank you.
No, worries.
Everyone has their own and I don't have what?
No, you got one.
Oh, shit.
We got to get your own.
Me and you were sharing.
We just have some cut off.
Thank you.
There you are.
Can I have a happy dad?
Yeah, absolutely.
Can we get Alexis a happy dad?
Thank you.
Just start off right, you know?
Breakfast of champions.
Wait, we're all smoking, huh?
This is how it is.
You're a first female guest on this podcast.
I like that.
Yeah.
I kind of scrolled.
through, I watched like two episodes
that you guys did, but I didn't see
any females, so I was very
excited that I'll be
popping your cherry.
No pun intended.
Thank you.
Did you plan that?
I did. We're on the same page already, Alexis.
Cheers. Cheers, 100%.
All right, so, yeah,
first, by the way, too, you have podcasts as well.
You have a podcast, too? I do. It's called
Private talk.
Oh, you need a letter? Private talk.
Is it just you on it? Is it just
you on it? It's me. I have
guests on it every week we do an episode. It's like lifestyle entertainment. We play a game
at the end called Truth with Texas, which is one of my fun games. We get to know each other a little
bit more intimately and gives the fans what they want. My bad. I'm just making it too sound like. You
want to do that? I don't know. I just, I had to do it. Sorry. It was like a magnet gravitating
towards me. You're helping it out. I've never been this close to like you obviously do a lot of
things obviously, but one of the things you're known for is being a porn star and I'll just say this.
yes so it's time out i've just never been this close to one so fucking yeah this is really
you want to make sure that i'm real you want to touch me oh my god it's true i know how this
happened it's pretty excited are you nervous no i'm pretty tough i'm pretty confident you're always red
i'll be honest Alexis you're one of like the i am a little flush a little pink all right well
now i'm getting panic attack i need to smoke weed fuck it i want a lighter i'm trying to
help you but i'm fucking Alexis a fucking lighter for the love of god
i feel like i'm making you nervous now after i like took your yelling away i am not nervous
and when it comes to some of the things we're going to talk about,
you're going to learn that.
This is actually really tripping up on this fucking podcast.
See, my podcast, Truth With Texas is how we open up and get to know each other.
So it's like a little pregame.
Do you want it now?
Your anxiety tag happening?
Not yet, but it's about to.
Okay.
Do you like being called a port star?
Like, I'm not being honest with you.
So, like, the porn industry has obviously looked at many different ways, right?
Yes.
It obviously has kind of like a, you know, you're a porn star.
People look at it like, ah.
Like I'm saying, is it like,
For me, I don't think it's a dirty word.
I feel like people so many times have been like, hey, like they either see me somewhere
and they're like, oh my God, I don't want to offend you, but you look like this porn star.
I'm like, why is that offensive?
Like I feel like that we make it seem kind of cliche like that.
But no, I don't have a problem with saying that's because that's how people do know me.
You know, it's giving me a platform like I have like today to like have my podcast and do other things as well.
But I don't think it's a bad thing.
I mean, that's how people have known.
I don't think, by the way, I just want to stand record.
I don't think there's anything wrong about it.
wrong with it. I think it's fucking awesome. I think it's you do what you do. It's an art.
For sure. For me, that's how I kind of made it. It was how I expressed myself sexually was an art
to me and I was never shy of my body. I mean, it came in a time where a lot of girls were,
didn't look like me. And so it kind of gave them a voice too to feel kind of sexy and
comfortable in their own skin. And I've had a lot of people come, you know, with that kind
of praise. And to me, that's, you know, for me, it's all about making women feel appreciated and
kind of, like, value their own self. Because you don't have, every girl looks like,
90 pounds and big fake tits or anything like that.
And, you know, if it was very curvy and very natural,
that nobody had really kind of done that before.
Do you think, I feel like the stigma is not as much there as it used to be on,
like, kind of like, hating on porn stars.
Like, I don't, I don't feel like that's like a thing no more.
Is it?
I think it's still kind of there.
I think it's working its way out of the shadows of things.
It's because there is so many other platforms that it's kind of like new money.
You know what I mean?
So people's, you know, stigmas and idealisms are very different.
So if people don't think that adult is in sex is.
bad. But it is kind of been challenging as far as like even myself with rebranding and doing
the platform I do is that some people still don't want to work with me because it's something
I've still like in my past. And even though I haven't done films in over four or almost five
years, people still don't know that. You know what I mean? So it's like people think, oh,
she just does porn. Well, no, I do a lot of other things too. So. Yeah, you obviously eliminate
a lot of brands. Like Nike, Nike's never going to touch you. Right. Obviously like Nike. I'll touch
of them though it's okay oh my goodness gracious oh my god that's wearing the shoes come down you're taking
this way too far i just like you know i know i know i know um anyways so uh you're you're nervous so uh
you're nervous no i'm not nervous i just have a lot of like i have a lot of questions i have really
a lot of questions first of all do you yourself what do you watch porn kyle of course man like are
like do you watch a lot no i mean he said i was the first which i don't remember if i really
believe that i was no like you were one of the first okay like i'll be honest
Like when I started like, I remember like when I started like jerking off like you were like one of the first.
Like when I came to this house.
Is that why you can't look me in the eyes?
A little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, I always feel like people who do that really like start off like they kind of look me in the eyes until the end of the conversation and then they feel kind of more comfortable because it's like it's almost like the whole pinching me.
You didn't get to pinch me.
You're on that side of the couch.
But you know it's kind of like it brings it into real life?
You know how like Denzel Washington and like Tom Hanks and whatever?
Like if you ask them what their top five favorite movies they ever made was.
they can give you an answer, right?
They're going to say Alexis, Texas is But Woman?
No, I'm saying, like, do you have a favorite, like, episode or a favorite sequence of porn that you made?
Like, you're like, that was number one, like, backdoor bangers or...
Well, I think I just inadvertently answer that question.
I think the But Woman series for me was really cool for me to do because it was kind of like my own super booty powers and kind of thing.
But I did...
I was the one girl that had been at the most.
I think I did three different series with them like that, first But Woman.
So that was kind of cool because it was just kind of cool.
because it was just kind of a role.
What was the but woman?
I'll research it after for sure.
It's an Elegant Angel, but it's Alexis, Texas.
It's But Woman was one of the first ones.
But it was kind of like a thing for big booty girls in the industry to kind of get this acclamation kind of thing.
And so it was like kind of a big deal.
And I kind of jazzed it up and put a cape with it when I used to dance and feature dance because, you know,
I felt like it was a superpower thing.
But booty powers is always a good thing.
But yeah, so I did it for three years for Elegant Angel.
and then I kind of just stopped doing movies.
I kind of just wasn't feeling it anymore
and kind of started doing other things.
But as movies so, like,
because it would be like a, you know,
when you go on a porn set, right, you get a script.
It's like anything else.
You get a script, you get the whole thing.
You get like a scene.
Some movies.
You say it like, you know it.
I don't fucking know the industry.
What kind of porn do you watch?
Are you watching Wicked out of an Eve
or things that have like a kind of plot,
I mean, a storyline base?
Because like an elegant angel is like gonzo.
So it's straight sex.
There's no real premise.
Right.
Which I never usually watch the, like I don't usually watch like, hey,
John walks in.
Storyline takes too long.
Honestly, I fast forward.
I love a good premise, honestly.
So you like the lead up?
I mean, a good premise, there's nothing wrong with that.
You sit there and actually watch the lead up.
Different strokes for different folks.
Sometimes you watch like a little bit just to like, just to get into it a little bit, you know.
So you need something.
Not all the time, but it's a nice switch up.
See, I don't watch porn.
I did it.
So I don't, I, I masturbate to different things.
What do you mash me?
Usually personal encounters or things that I liked or like I can remember.
It's like you have a spank bank.
We call that a memory jerk.
Okay, spank,
so like when you're like jerk to something that's in your memory,
I call that a memory jerk.
Yeah, so I could just feel like that.
I have a vivid imagination.
I have a dirty mouth.
So I feel like I could really pull it out if I need to do it.
So I don't need to watch something physically or visually to do it.
I could just think of my own.
I like memory jerks.
So you don't need any help.
No.
so when you're rehearsing you have done scenes before like you guys go in when i'm rehearsing i don't think
you don't know you don't well guess what when fucking tom hanks films captain phillips right he goes in
they're like rehearsal and he goes in and he's captured by somalian pirates and they're all around
and they rehearse the scene when you're going to really think i swear i have no fucking idea how this
works that's why you're here why don't you walk is through i'm very curious on how this works this whole
industry okay so you walk in hypothetically selim's the actor right you've never met him before
or you meet him before.
What is my role in this movie, sir?
The golf scene.
No, like anything you've ever done before.
Like, if you've done, like, a scene from, like, you've done porn and, like, had
role play and stuff, right?
Okay.
So are there rehearsals?
No, there's not.
Okay, so how it would typically work is, or at least when I was shooting, the day before,
or the night before, you would get a call sheet of what time you'd have to be on set,
what time your makeup is, and who you are working with.
So everybody has a yes list
So I didn't know list
So therefore each company
Would base those things off
Of what performer they would put me with
Okay
And then once you get to set
Sometimes like if it was an elegant angel set
That you would just be straight
After your makeup and you did your pretty girls
Which is pictures and a little tease video
You fuck
You fuck for two an hour and a half
To maybe two hours
It's not all-consistent
People think it's just all the way through
Sometimes it could be 45 minutes
It just depends on what you're really doing
Just a casual 45.
Wait, wait.
What is the ideal time?
We're sexual asking somebody.
I could be really off here.
If it's like for, what do you mean, on camera?
No, real life.
You're saying in real life.
Real life.
How long should I be fucking my girlfriend?
Are you a two minute, man?
Oh, maybe.
No, I mean, no, it just depends.
I got a lot of issues.
I'm going to talk to throughout this whole podcast thing.
Am I going to Oprah you?
What?
Am I going to Oprah you?
What does that mean?
What is that mean?
I'm going to give you like all the information.
Yeah, you got a lot.
You got to lock me down a little bit.
You got to help me out because I've been struggling.
So real quickly, what is the supposed time that you're like, all right, a girl's happy
with you fucked her in?
And how many different positions did I fuck her in?
Okay, well, every girl is different.
For myself, I say at least three.
Myself included, like, I need at least good 20, 25 minutes.
Now, if you lay it down and it's like really good, it could only be two positions.
It doesn't really matter.
But if it's not really feeling good at one thing, you got to switch it around and, you know,
do what you're going to do.
But every encounter is a different situation.
I feel like you can't just go like,
Okay, missionary, doggie, this, because then it's boring.
And if you do that all the time, it's boring.
What else is there besides missionary and doggy and all this stuff?
Pick her up, bend her over, like, you know, eat her pussy.
Like, do things that are, like, enjoyable for the both of you.
Chicken kitchen counter is really good.
What is that?
Kitchen counter.
Do you clean up afterwards?
Uh, I sometimes probably not.
But, like, I mean, I don't know.
Because you're like, do you eat after him?
What is the kitchen counter?
Well, it's just like toss it on the kitchen counter.
It's good to just bend over.
Like, it's dope.
Yeah.
You seem like you have very.
vanilla sex. Bob sticks to the bedroom.
I just sometimes do have vanilla sex.
Like, it's in my head. You sometimes
or are you all the time?
A lot, Alexis.
So, Alexis, I got a call from Bob the other day. We talked about
this. We want to get your advice. Okay, let's hear.
Bob's having some ex trouble.
And he called me the other day.
Ex trouble? Why is it in trouble if it's an ex?
Well, she wasn't his ex at the time. She had girl trouble.
He called me and he said, Kyle,
I think I'm not hitting it right.
Oh.
So I think that's one of reasons.
Yeah, what does that mean? Like, if you told a man that, like, you're not
I'm hitting me right.
I can't get into this on a show with fucking millions.
She basically did.
She basically did.
You guys out of your minds.
How are you ever going to get help if we don't get it out right now?
I think you should tell us.
I can do it separately, quietly, Alexis.
I don't have to be.
Now, let's get it on the table because then you won't ever have a problem with this
person ever again.
So you're going to teach me out of Zinger, right?
Yeah, let's do it.
All right.
I followed you for a long time and I don't remember why.
But you did hit me up in my DMs.
You know what I said?
You were just trying to get my attention.
What did I say?
Hey, hi.
That's it?
Do you frequently do that?
Yeah.
Hit girls in the DMs.
Is that how you date them?
But I don't like put any effort into it usually that much.
Well, obviously, hey and high is not much effort.
Do you still have the DMs, Alexis?
Yeah, I do.
Can we check them out?
Yeah.
It's only because it's literally hay and high or something like that.
It's because.
Yeah, hey and hi.
How you doing?
Is that right?
You probably fired out of it.
Sue me.
Hey, hi, how you doing?
Alexis, how's life?
Do you want me to change the subject and now you're mad about it?
No, I'm not about.
Keep going.
Okay.
Anyways, but because you know how they had, I think it was T-Pain,
who was like when you look at your top request
and like you see all these people, whatever.
So I did that and your name came up on there.
It was the first person.
And then that's how it was like, oh.
You know, it could have been two.
Yeah, no, I mean, definitely.
You probably just slid in.
But I did start, but I have followed you.
I don't know for how long, but I have looked at.
I have followed you.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
I really appreciate that.
It means a lot to me.
Did you see the train wreck nightmare that unfolded a couple nights ago?
I didn't.
That's why I was like, I follow you,
but I don't see that I saw any of this train wreck thing.
That's why I was trying to ease your.
conversation. Look, we had a relationship that just didn't work out.
At the end of the day, you know, my life is very kind of all over the place.
No, but for some girl to say that, like you're not hitting it right?
Something's wrong.
Salim, I am fucking understand that, Salim, all right?
I just want to know.
I'm just, you know, I will say without even knowing the subject.
Some people say those things to get under your skin to fuck with you because
the same reason why people would probably say you have a little dick, but that person may have
fucked them for a long time.
I'm just saying in theory when girls say things like,
that sometimes it's not always true nah yeah just like you know and now after like we've been
through shit like I had sex to oh man I fucked her last night it was good it was good but it was
just like feeling well you just wasn't feeling it wasn't feeling because of all we went
damn because of all we went through so it's like too much so I don't know I think we're bad
I think the older that you get sometimes you just can't just do that it was it has too many feelings
invested like once you're done you're done when you're older you just can't go back and repeat
pussy sometimes pussy is just not that good anymore because it hasn't doesn't have meaning
you're totally correct yeah you're 100% right you're 100% yeah
Yeah. That's really true. So do you talk about this stuff on your thing?
I do. I mean, within context and people, what people want to indulge in their conversation,
but it's more like sexual kind of taboo-ish questions that people kind of like...
Do people call in? No, just guess.
Just guests to come in and talk about it. We have fan questions that people can, like,
they will go and it'll do. And then I do a live thing as well on Instagram. We do, like once a month,
we'll do a truth with Texas with the fans, which is fun.
How is it for you, though, maintaining a relationship then? If you're in such an aggressive, somewhat
field.
Probably get that question a lot, but that's an interesting question.
But it is, yeah, it's an interesting question.
Or like even back in the day.
Are there, you just have to find the right guy that you would be with, right?
That would be okay with being like, hey.
I'm currently single.
So I don't, I mean, I think that it's, it definitely has to be a strong individual who
could deal with not only like my lifestyle, but just me as, I'm an alpha female as well.
You know, I, um, it comes a lot to the table.
And I'm at this point, like I know what I want.
been, you know, married, I've been divorced.
So I just kind of like, I don't know that I know everything at all,
but I feel like I'm just at a place where it's not trying to fuck around
and, like, deal with the bullshit kind of thing.
Is it hard to find someone serious, though?
Like, in the, in L.A., for sure.
I feel.
Yeah, no, all over the place, like trying to find an actual serious relationship.
I think with me and, I mean, personally, because of the industry, I mean, I haven't over here,
but thank you.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Like that one up, Bobby?
I'm fucking high now.
I'm sorry.
It happens every fucking show.
Like,
sometimes you realize I just got so,
like my parents were horrified
because they were like,
Bobby, you looked like you were on crystal meth
and hit rock bottom.
Hardly I've ever seen any human being hit rock modern
on the Mike Tyson episode.
I was sitting there with a legend interviewing a legend.
I smoked this fucking shit of his.
And it was like Tyson 2.
fucking zero.
And I went to the moon and back.
And I don't even remember it.
I blacked out the episode.
Next thing you know,
I turned the internet.
And I was on another fucking planet.
And I think I'm trending that way again, Alexis.
We need a good track.
out of this dark hole.
No, I'm in a dark hole.
I'm in a dark place right now.
We're going to pull you out into the light.
Why don't you just show the thing?
I'm in a dark place.
I was in a dark place.
Are we better?
Are we getting better?
We're getting better.
Are we seeing the light of things?
We're seeing the light of things.
I'm getting better.
But now that I'm smoking, it brings me the roller coaster of emotions.
But the thing is that's all in your own trip.
You can't like sit there and psychoanalyze something that already happened.
You have to let it live and let it go.
It's impossible.
No, but if you harbor it is going to stay in your body.
So how do you not harbor then?
How do I get it out?
Because you've got to, A, talk about it, and two, you know that at that time, your relationship served its purpose for you, but at this point, it no longer serves you.
If it's because she told you A, B, C, or D, or whatever, but you have to let it go.
And you don't have to hate somebody for it, but you have to move on.
You have to, you can't dwell into the bullshit.
People get bored.
And it just wasn't meant to be.
Would you rather know now or be married five years down the road and have a kid with somebody and do all these crazy things?
And, like, you know, it's life.
Shit happens, but you got to move on from it.
It's over.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, I wonder though, like back to that question, is it hard to find someone serious?
Like, that takes you serious, I mean?
I haven't found anybody, so I guess you could say, yeah.
Alexis, would you like to smoke something?
Sure.
I mean, I'm still currently single, so yes, I feel like it is difficult because I feel like for me, it's about, are they dating Alexis, Texas, or are they dating me?
Because there's, you know, I'm not Alexis, Texas 24-7.
I am so high.
I can do.
You said you weren't smoking.
You fucking ripped it like four times.
Oh my God.
What does it take?
Do you guys like the guys think that when you go out with them on a date that they're
going to get to fuck you based on who you are?
And are you, I don't know how to ask this shit.
Yeah.
How does that work?
Let's just fuck.
I think that I think a lot of it is I can't even get myself to those points sometimes
of going on the actual dates.
I have been on dates.
But it's because I already.
think that or knowing the first like 30 seconds of a conversation that either if they know me as
Alexis Texas, they just want to fuck me. Then it's over with. So for me, I'm trying to work on not
having that be an issue or in my head because sometimes that's not the case. And I have to give
everybody kind of like a fair shot if I want to. But pursue dating or whatever. But yeah,
I just haven't. For me, it's about energy. If I'm vibing something or whatever, I just know.
And I don't really get along with a lot of people as far as like intimately. Do you wait to like have sex now
relationships or like
well I'm not in a relationship
so in like a I don't know
on your last one or like
you keep stating that by the way you keep stating that
I'm just saying well these questions are asked
sitting on the couch besides zip men are you
dude Lord of Zaps and fucking Alexis Texas
Alexis you know Bob just actually
baptized his nephew this weekend
he's a godfather I did see that I saw the whole
godfather thing I am a godfather he's a family man
hardworking guy I'm a godfather
I'm a godmother are you really
I am no way
every godfather maybe he needs a
It's funny, I kind of sense.
Didn't we talk about a million?
Listen, this is just me throwing something out there.
We talked about a million dollars.
If you guys come up with a million cash, I would do a sex date.
What I'm saying is, you're a godmother, I'm the godfather.
Who's going to be in the sex tape?
Wow.
I already got a fucking theme for it.
Huh?
Who's going to be in the sex tape with you?
He's trying to pitch it to you.
No, I mean, if there's any, like, you know, I'm going to tell it.
If you do it for a living, I don't think there's any reason why not to do the godfather,
godmother fucking refamp or something.
But I did stay earlier.
I haven't shot any scenes in over four or five years.
Would there be an amount of money that you would, like, do it for?
In general, just any, like, new scene.
There's not a real reason why, like, at the time I was dating someone that didn't want me to shoot scenes anymore.
So I respected that.
And then I just started doing other things, like my podcast and things like that, too.
So I didn't really feel like I needed to.
It was just like I've been there, done that.
I had a really great experience.
And there's no reason that there's nothing bad about it at all.
But I just feel like life goes on.
So, time on, that's my bad.
So I didn't know you were steering away from it now.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, sorry.
My bad.
Lack of research.
Didn't know.
So great.
Yeah, I like that.
That you said you've done porn.
It's over.
It's done.
You did your thing.
I always felt like I wanted to leave when I was on top.
So it was kind of those things.
No pun intended.
But like, it was just my time to go.
And you have a thing.
There's got to be someone out there, though.
Bob, I think we could find you find you someone.
Yeah.
I mean, would you give them any, like, cut of the purse?
Are you trying to, like, take home that whole million?
I'm not greedy.
I'm always a 50-50 partner.
Okay.
So you're offering a porn star 500K to do a scene with you?
I'm offering a porn star $500,000.
I'll direct it.
If they do a porn star.
Directed by Alexis, Texas.
Yeah.
So now it's worth 2 mil, not 1 mil.
Yeah, I'll get a couple guest cameos in there.
Yeah, Alexis.
I'll do a cuckold scene.
Dana will come walking by with hollerhead in the background.
I'll be the cuckold.
You guys can be the cuckold too.
What's that?
That means we just sit there and watch him have sex.
No, no, I'm good.
That's why everybody always asked me, like, I'm good, I'm good.
People like, yo, want to fuck my girl.
Did you do this before?
You really seem really upset over there?
I just don't.
Has anybody ever asked you to be a cuckold?
No.
No, never would I ever, because I can't do dicks in the room.
I can't do other.
I can't do that either.
I can't do dicks flying around.
I can't.
I'd feel kind of, yeah.
I'm a very sexual person, but I just couldn't, I can do that.
What's the most number of partners have you had, Mr. Sexual Person at one time?
Oh, yeah, let's go around and like dating a girl and then dating another one?
No, like fucking them at one time.
Oh, how much?
Why are you looking at him, but he knows your answer.
I said it a week.
I said it a week ago.
One time?
One.
I said it a week ago.
Probably around like 50, 60.
But like that started like a-
50 or 60 at one time?
She's saying like, have you ever had like a roster of broads that you're just like
rotating?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
No, you haven't.
Yeah.
Sober.
What?
Yeah.
Game of Thrones porn style.
I know what you mean now.
Yeah.
Roster.
I'm at Florida.
I had like three or four.
Okay.
At one fucking.
You're a fucking.
That's such a lot.
I promise you.
That's fucking bullshit.
Cousin'J is nodding his head.
I'm being serious.
Tampa.
You're saying nah.
Tampa, Boca, Miami for sure.
Adrian's calling capture.
I had one in Orlando.
Yeah.
That's four.
But wait.
That's just four girls you fuck.
You didn't have the monster.
Like in a roster, yeah.
No, that's not what I mean.
What I mean is at one given time, you're fucking how many people at one time?
Oh.
Oh, twice.
Just two girls.
So two girls is the most you've ever had sex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know what you meant by that.
I thought you meant my roster.
No, no,
rosters. Rosters are a lot of work.
Not worth it. Wow.
I really like feeling it.
Did you get paid per video or per movie or did you, like, how did you get paid?
Yeah, can you take us how it works from like the beginning?
Like, do you, how does it work with like the agencies and like making a deal?
Like, is it like a contract for like a certain amount of scenes or like, how does that work?
Um, so an agency is somebody who actually gets you work and then the film companies like
in Adam and Eve or an elegant angel, something like that would be the companies that actually, um,
contract you to be like my last contract was with elegant angel so it was so is that a website or is that
it's a company a big company in the industry there's probably like four and then where to like where does
like that company for example like distribute like the scenes they have DVDs they have websites they
have vod stuff now and now some of them have I think their own only fans I think nowadays it's
more hard for them to get girls on set because people are doing so well with their own only fans and
doing their own production stuff so yeah has the price for like
like scenes from your knowledge.
It's just like blocking his face so I can't see it so like can we do it this thing?
I just feel bad I can't see.
Okay, there we go.
Has the price for like a scene gone up like crazy now?
Because I feel like every girl now, even some of them I know, like are making like 100 racks a month off only fans.
I think every girl is different.
You know, for me like I said, I don't really know the price points because I haven't been in the industry in like probably four or five years in that kind of sense.
So I don't know what they're getting paid, but I know that what they're making monthly on.
services like OnlyFans and things like that is really well so that's why it's hard to get
them on set um but yeah i think it's a little bit different because it's more of like more
of your you're texting with your fans or sending you know videos and stuff like that so it's more
hands on only fans money i've seen is like 50% from the subscriptions and then 50% from like
the inbox like they're making like 70k a month just messaging people i mean it's definitely
a great way where it's kind of took where performers kind of came back where it's like we started making
the money we were supposed to probably make in the beginning.
And I feel like the companies aren't making as much money anymore.
And it's going back in the performer's pockets.
And you don't even really have to like show, I know a lot of girls that do it and they're
not even topless.
Like they're just doing like bikini photos and stuff.
Yeah, I think it's kind of like the new wave of like once, you know, COVID happened and
girls that were on Instagram and doing those kind of things that did endorsements for stuff,
kind of just segued into doing the same type of thing on only fans and kind of generating
a revenue from that, which I think is really cool to have each kind of content creator doing
their own kind of in their own lane and being able to have a lucrative business, I thought of it.
What was your favorite, like, role play scene you've ever done?
Favorite role play scene.
Yeah, like something like that you were like, fucking, I'm excited for this.
I'm showing up the set.
I cannot wait to do the things I'm about to do.
Like, what was one time you were just fucking pumped?
I feel like I didn't really do a lot of role play things.
I did a lot of gonzo type films.
I mean, I was in some kind of parodies.
I played in like a, uh, uh, Frasier.
character, I mean, a Fraser's wife, which had this really funky wig.
I had a 902 and no parody that I played a Kelly.
But nothing that really like stands out that I was like great about it.
Who is your, man, and I know you're, see this the thing.
Who's got the best horn in the industry?
Johnny Sins, let me guess because like every girl talks about it.
I'm like, I had to understand what horn was.
I was like, what?
Okay, got it?
Let's talk some horn, right?
Are there ever
Are there ever any times
When you open up
Hey Kyle
Are there times
She opens up the door ever
And there's just like a monster zinger
Like this guy is a massive cock
And you're just like whoa
Like I don't know if I can fucking handle that shit
I mean
I'm not into the business of master cucks
Or
Massive
Cocks like that
I mean to me like there was a time
That there used to be bang bros
And all these things that were like
Outlandish type scenes
But I wasn't really in that
I didn't really work for
those companies a lot. Like, those were more like younger, newer girls. Um, I mean, obviously
guys in the industry do have, they're well endowed and they, you know, Johnny Sins is one
person. I mean, Eric Everhard, there's a lot of different names. Do they have like small dick porn
though? Like, do people have fetish for like small dicks? Like, I don't know. Maybe these girls
like turned out by small dicks. So like, they have a category for that. I mean, with
porn have and things like that, I feel like there's a category for everything. So I'm sure there
is. But in the industry, I don't feel like they got signed up to do small dick porn.
Right. Not to their knowledge anyway. Right. And the audience, yeah, I got it. But there is
I mean for all those types of things there's like humiliation and I just have a small
dick fetish Alexis have you ever like fell in love with like a like a partner you worked with
or not falling in love but like really liked one unfortunately really yes I did so that dick never
got boring um I mean I did get divorced but I don't think it was based off the dick no it wasn't
because sex gets fucking like I think sex is like 85% man I think sex gotta be like 80 but that's bullshit I
I feel like if you have chemistry with that person, you could do a lot of different things.
It's not just boring.
If you make it boring and just sit there and lay down and do missionary every fucking time, then, yeah, it'll be boring.
But there's lots of ways to spice things up or places or things to do to make it interesting.
What's the spiciest?
Like, you've ever, ever done.
I definitely have had balcony sex.
I've definitely had, like, you know, public sex where people didn't see, but it was a fear of getting caught type thing.
I wonder if that the
I don't know if you've done any bang rows
or bang bus scenes
I never did that
you never did that
that seems very uncomfortable
I think we should just talk about our shit
I don't really get
I never really got the bang bus shit
you should just do a scene
you should revamp it come back to porn
we'll do a scene like I'll be on the
I'll be on the altar
baptizing the fucking baby
well if we started like an only fans or something shit
we could definitely get a million for the tape
right now with my sex tape on our only fans account
you could make a mill
I don't know fucking more
I bet there's so many relationships haven't worked
Alexis made a verbal agreement
I like how you want to say like that's your last resort
fuck every relationship I've had
I'm going to the porn industry
why does it have to be like
the last downfall of things
why can I be like the uplifting thing
that this just happened you mean
this man has been really hurt
I just want to do the scene Alexis for a while
actually I just want to be like
you just wanted a reason to have this
to this scene and then the godfather theme
is playing throughout the whole entire
it's like it's like it's like classy porn though
this ain't gonna make it in here that's for sure
all right moving on
sorry guys
so what's your favorite type of
to watch.
If I had to pick one,
I don't really know.
I just like, I don't really have.
Are you like just like,
I'll just like go to XNX.com.
I'll click on the page and I'll just scroll down real quick
and I'll look at when I like.
I'll click on it and it'll be like a minute and I'm done.
Have you ever masturbated to like an Instagram just picture?
Never.
No.
Never once.
No.
Pictures don't do it for me.
You have to have a video.
I had to.
I had to.
I have, but it's rare.
Yeah.
So, but I said there's just like an Instagram model pick you just like or did you
know the person or did you just like sometimes when you like a Amazon.
if you go to a place with, like, bad Wi-Fi, like, we were always on road trips and
shit. So, like, sometimes your porn's not loading, but, like, you have Instagram pre-loaded.
You know what I mean? So you have, like, some material to work with, but you just got to, like,
make work with what you have. We went to the Amazon and that's when the memory jerk comes
in handy, too. Yeah, memory jokes, yeah. Memory jerk. Remember the Amazon? We went to the
Amazon. I, uh, I recorded a bunch of, like, porn videos so that, because we didn't have no
Wi-Fi. Yeah, Selim prepared. We knew we weren't going to have data for three days.
Yeah, and I screen recorded a bunch of shit. How often do you watch porn?
Um, not a lot.
Now, I have a girlfriend now, but, um...
So does that mean you can't watch porn if you have a girlfriend?
No, you just fuck a lot.
You don't really as much, I find, but...
No?
Just fuck a lot.
And then, and another thing, too, like, when you were asking about the, what's your favorite category, honestly, I'm kind of a cum shot compilation type of guy.
Oh my God, that's fucking horrible.
But, like, that's like, that's like, that's like, if the girl's dirty talking.
That's fucking weird, Slim.
On the girl and they're talking and shit.
Dude, that's the only time, like, sometimes.
That's that I mean, that means, like, multiple, that's like,
10 dudes coming on one.
No, no, not 10 dudes.
Not 10 dudes, but like, it's kind of like a POV.
It's right in her face.
And like, she's like, she's talking dirty as fuck.
Do you do this to your girlfriend at home?
Hell, yeah.
No comment.
No comment.
I love home.
He's like, hey, Saleem's like, no comment.
I don't really get the, but he just admitted he turned on by fucking shot.
Compilations are dope.
I like fast pace.
The thing is the thing I like fast pace.
I don't like, like, the whole like getting into it and shit.
I'm just trying to get it over with it to like the, like the, the, like the, the, like, the,
I'm just trying to get it over with.
No, no, I don't fast face do that, but like, obviously, like, why is he into cum shots?
Like, why are you into a dick shooting coming to a girl's face?
Have you ever came on a girl's face?
Yeah, of course.
It's the best feeling ever.
I mean, like.
I mean, yeah.
I can't say, I can't attest.
I don't have a dick, but, you know.
Did you like it when, gosh, did that to you or was it?
No, I did not like my comp.
I mean, it's a time and place, but the ones that's like the really thick, have you come all
over your face?
No, fam.
That's too much.
Not for me, fam.
Not really, I'm really asking.
To, like, get it in your eyes.
Fuck.
I'm getting horny, guys.
I'm sorry.
Is that weird liking comshot compilation?
I don't get, like, but not obviously not just the dude's dick.
I'm just saying, like, fucking the girl and shit.
Like, so when you think the compilation, I'm an honest guy.
I'm an honest guy.
I'm an honest guy.
No, not multiple.
Well, it's just a compilation of girl.
Like, it's that, I think that's hot.
So it's just girls with cum shots.
That's the compliment.
No, like, are we still talking about cum shots?
Like coming on their face and they're talking.
Like, coming on their face and they're talking.
dirty and shit. Like, I like that.
I like talking dirty, though. I like talking dirty. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I will get, I like talking. What is. I like, what is your go-to, like, thing? I don't know. I just turn it on in the moment. So it's different every time? I'm done. Yeah, just depends on the situation. Like, if I look at you a certain way and I'm like, fuck, I want to talk dirty this girl.
So if you were looking at me, what would you say to me? I mean, I don't, I don't know. I don't know yet.
Like, I don't know, I mean, look, I don't know.
Yeah, we're done.
I don't know.
I don't know.
By the way, I'm fucking good.
Like, I fuck hot girls.
I do very well for myself.
I'm good with chicks.
Why does fucking hot girls have to mean that you're good?
That doesn't mean anything.
No, it's, well, it's a good, like, thing to have on the resume.
It's like, at least the girls that I have sex with and they're pretty.
That's validation for yourself, but okay.
Validation for yourself, fine.
Great.
Yeah.
But that shouldn't be.
I'm also a loving guy, too.
Like, I take care of girls.
When I'm in a relationship.
Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
I'm a big spoon
Sometimes I like little
I mean sometimes I like I don't
I don't like to
Sometimes I like the arm
You know the arm where you're like
An arm's getting crushed kind of
And you're just like it
I don't like all that
I just like to go like this
And I'll tell you what
You can't lie with the girl the same way anymore
It doesn't feel the same
I'm feeling so on to start now
I'm fucking shredded right now
Maybe too
I get a rip out of that fucking
Oh yes
Thank you
So Alexis
At what point do most girls
Decide they want to do porn
and what is the first step
no like
like too like if you don't mind me asking
I don't know if you have a daughter
do you have a daughter or like a son
do I do what do you have a daughter or son
I have fur children but I do not have any children
okay so if you had like a daughter would you
and she wanted to get in the porn scene
would you support her
I would support my kid in anything they wanted to do
I feel like one question
when I always got into porn, was like, oh, what are your kids going to think?
And I feel like when that time comes, if it does come, I feel like I would, it's, you know, porn doesn't define who I am.
It's part of what I did.
So there's so much more to me than just porn and things like that.
So, you know, I feel like that has nothing to do with it.
But if that was her choice, then, you know, I would support it just the way my parents supported me.
Yeah, I have nothing.
I have no problem.
You got to stop smoking.
You're going to be done.
You're going to be greened out.
I don't think he's going to be green.
I don't think she should ever look at it as a negative thing.
Bob Green's out.
No, for me, it was a very liberating thing.
You know, it gave me a lot of options and a lot of, like, you know,
comfortability in the life that I chose to live.
And there's no kind of...
Like, you're defending it, which I hate to see.
Like, there's nothing wrong with doing porn.
There really isn't.
I really don't think there is.
It's an art.
But the question is, was if I had a child, would I support her in that?
And that's why it kind of came to the whole thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
100%
So like
I am now going to
Probably go back
Because I've never seen any of your work
In the porn stuff
I'm gonna
Is it okay to go back
And look at some of your videos
I feel weird
Like this is like am I allowed to go watch your shit
Of course you're allowed to go watch it
You're an adult
You might pat
Yeah I'm definitely gonna have for this
How did porn
affect your relationship with your family
Um
Porn did you not affect my relationship
With my family
Was the fuck
Were your parents very upset?
Like, were they looking at you differently if you went to like a Thanksgiving dinner?
Like the family?
No, not at all.
My family was very accepting.
It was something that I was very fortunate.
You know, I told my dad first because I knew he watched porn and I didn't want it to be like a thing.
So I told him first.
And a lot of it was just honestly when I told them was more like why.
And when I expressed myself,
I'm doing this.
Sorry.
You're on it?
When I expressed myself and I told them, you know,
my,
my, why I wanted to,
and nobody was forcing me and it was my choice.
And, you know, it was they,
I mean, it's something that they wanted their kid to grow up and do,
but they also were really supportive.
So I never had any, why did I want to do it?
Yeah, why?
Like I said, for me, it was how I wanted to,
or it was like art to me.
And so for me, it was how I wanted to express myself.
And like I said,
I was never afraid of my sexuality or my body, and it felt like it was the right thing to do.
So I didn't know how long or what it was really going to all become, but I definitely am not mad at it.
So my biggest thing of motto is go bigger, go home, and I never went home.
I am fascinated.
Thank you.
I just want to say that.
I'm fascinated by what you've done.
So I'm still trying to learn about it.
So the company you said you worked with, what was the name of them again?
Like the main?
I had a contract with two companies.
Adam and Even Elegant Angel was the last company that I did.
What like category does Elegant Angel fall into?
Is that like the same category as like a porn hub or like a you porn or like what are the different avenues for like when you were doing porn to like make money?
Now it's so different with social media.
It's a company itself where porn hub is like.
So porn is like a Netflix of like porn?
Yeah.
They're buying shit themselves.
For sure.
So with Elegant Angel.
it's like it's a production company so they just produce content it used to be VHS now it's
then it was DVDs and then now more stuff is more digital so it's on um on the website stuff but
and then all those other services and so like like now it's like only fans it's kind of the same
thing as a porn hub and in a way okay do girls enjoy giving blowjobs most of them I can't speak for
the masses that's a honest question no do they like it's I think yeah um I mean again I can't speak
for everybody myself if I'm like
into somebody I enjoy doing it
it makes me get off to that
like Bob you're huge you're not just going around
giving blow jobs to people but like I have had
some girls say that they don't a ever do it or they don't
like to do that's what do you think what do you think
about that that's literally like a no what do you think
about that like if if a guy's eating a girl out
and your girl said and then the girl says
I'm not giving you head what how do you think
how do you think a man's supposed to react to that
because like for a girl to say like
I don't do blow a job
it's like what are you talking about
but there's some guys that say I don't eat pussy
so how am I supposed to do it
I find that kind of weird
I think men should eat pussy
I eat pussy
you know what's crazy
I like that's you but some girls
have myself included
I've had guys say that they don't do that
yeah it's dust
you know what's crazy
speaking of cum shots
is that weird honestly
is that weird
like I don't think it's weird
that you like cum shops
I think that's don't man
I think that that's probably
I said honesty is never weird
I think that's probably how you like to get off, so you probably do it in your personal life, that's why I ask.
But that's not weird if that's what you like.
That shit's dope.
Isn't amazing as a guy right when you shoot that white shit out of your dick?
You just immediately sometimes.
You're just done.
I'm done with this fucking.
Right where you still have the white shit in your dick, you're just like, I'm in love with you so much.
And it's like, I'm fucking out.
It's fucking crazy.
It's just crazy.
It's what's wrong with men.
It's just, but that's just how we're like, that's like how we're built.
Like, we're not like faking it.
Like, yeah, maybe we're just designed.
Then why do you say I love you
and gaslight these women and say things that
you don't mean? It's just because the white stuff is coming
out of you. Get out of here. No, no, no. I'm just
not lying. I'm just saying my purse thing. I know when I really like a girl
because after I fire a nugget, I literally will just
Wow, wow, wow. Wow.
After I fire a nugget, I don't know. Is that weird?
After you let out a little boomer. I'm saying like if I can still be with her.
So if you can cuddle her afterwards, then
then it's a. Yeah. Yeah.
Then it's a forever thing.
It's a thing that it would take the next step where I can fuck with this girl.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Like, after you come, you're just like sometimes like, God damn it, fuck.
Why did I just do this?
Have you ever fake came in a situation?
No, I always know.
No.
Never fake came.
No.
But for guys, it's different.
No, because I heard that this is a thing.
I asked this question on my show for the truth with Texas because some people, guys, I ask, and they're like, that's crazy who does that.
But I've heard, I have a friend tell me because they're like, I have never fake came.
I have never fake came.
The truth comes out.
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have.
While I was fucking a girl, I absolutely did because I wanted to leave a situation.
That's what I was told.
Or they said, or they were too strong.
That makes sense.
Why did you want to leave a situation?
Because I was just like, I am not into this girl at all.
And I was just like.
Did that happen last night?
No, but kind of.
I don't know.
Wow, man, you're in a deep hole.
Something's wrong.
Remember, listen, here's the deal.
What I'm saying is, are you coming to the week convention with us tomorrow?
There's a weed convention?
Yeah, we're going to a weed convention in Vegas.
Oh, it's in Vegas.
You see, that's a whole other thing.
I don't know.
I don't know if I can leave L.A.
You like L.A.?
I'll be honest, dude.
Let me just speak on L.A. real quick.
Wow.
Here we go.
I don't fuck with L.A.
I don't like L.A. at all.
I don't know.
I don't fuck with this place all anymore.
I kind of used to, but I think actually during COVID, too, like just L.A.
fell apart.
Yes.
I've been hanging out.
Where are you originally from?
Boston.
Okay.
So I, you know, I like, I was just back in Boston.
I fucking love Boston.
L.A.'s just fake-ass motherfuckers on here.
There's so many fucking, like, sorry.
It's so cliche.
There's a lot of just people in L.A.
LA is pretty boring right now.
I feel like we definitely, things got weird during COVID.
Obviously, nobody can do anything.
But I feel like it definitely took a hit on the city and just the vibe of everything.
I felt like New York was like that too, though.
I recently just went back there and I feel like it's kind of starting getting that.
I was back, but I don't know
if L.A. will really kind of recover.
I just never be in, like, living...
Parties are just different. Like, everything's just different.
I don't know. It's just not fun, really at all.
Because L.A. is more, like, restaurant, like, bar scene
where as far as, like, club things, it's not really the same.
So I feel like people are just, like, still kind of wary about things.
Miami's just, like, took over.
Because I feel like everybody moved to Miami.
I know.
Do you get recognized a lot nowadays?
I get my fair share of being recognized, for sure.
Have you ever had a dude recognize you in, like,
start beating it off on the moment.
How would she?
Probably not that you're aware of.
Yeah.
No, I just want to, like, there's some sick fucks out there, right?
I had somebody pass out, but no, not that.
Did somebody pass out?
Yeah.
Other fans that are, like, that are, like, weird and kind of, like, get, like, touchy
or some shit, like, if they just see you.
I think everybody, um, man.
Like, when I used to do conventions a lot, so I did a lot of conventions called,
or the Exotica, as we used to do them four times a year, and that's most places where
you do autographs and, you know, you picture.
and stuff like that.
And so for me
is where
I'd make most
my money is pictures
so because I do have
a big booty
and what I'm known for
people do try to touch me
but I'm because of like
demeanor that I
like can I bring
I kind of like address it first
and I don't like let them
I'm like don't touch or grab me kind of thing
How sketchy the guys have to be
to fucking like go up and I would never
wait that happens like
I mean there's a lot of weird guys out there
right
I mean especially because
They'll just randomly at you and start
touching but the thing is like
and agree but you also have to set a boundary
in a tone because some people some girls unfortunately not unfortunately but to them they do let that
happen and when you're in convention settings some do it more than others i don't like that unless
i'm inviting it to myself um so it's just like a respect thing but i feel like everybody
again if you address it and you set the tone like i've never had an issue because i do do it that way
but yeah i feel like they always still have good time i mean there is a lot of weird guys out
there though dude it's just there are some like i don't say stalkers too you've had to have plenty of
stalkers. I really haven't. You know, I had a girl that I used to travel with on the road and she had a lot of issues like that. But it's also like I've never really, I don't give off that vibe, I feel like. And there's just a vibe sometimes where it's like there's a line that you cross and then you just don't. And I'm not overly friendly with fans. I just set a tone. So and I don't overextend or like say things I don't mean.
You got set a tone, Bob. But I also traveled with security whenever I went to like things like that as well. You know, so it kind of.
deterred anything that for you know anything happening this porn industry thing is very interesting
what is interesting about it is everything like you have mad questions you just don't know it because
you're just high i'm really high i have a lot of questions that's why you guys should come on my
podcast and do truth with texas so i can get these questions out of you since i won't be i still smoke
oh i have bad questions you said no but the sex questions that i feel like you want to know that
i'm 19 so like i'm still like but that's why some things you may not know
what you need to know from Miss Texas.
But it's, like, all about giving you,
letting things come out and letting your fans know a different side of you.
So I think you should come and play the truth with Texas.
My fans know every side of me.
I think you should go on that.
What did you think of a happy dad?
I love it.
It's my favorite.
I told John John sent me some.
And I love it.
Do you, like, drink, like, often?
Or do you, like, what do you drink if you drink?
I do drink often.
I'm not as much anymore because I'm not on the road like I was.
But I used to drink Surok.
And then I stopped because it was just too sweet.
during the pandemic and I started drinking tequila and then I'm kind of wine this is great
because of like I feel for still staying healthy of sorts it's only two carbs I'm cool
I don't know if we're allowed to say it's fucking healthy but it's definitely but it's healthier
choice like for me it's like it's like even in the seltzer world or whatever and me trying
to have those I feel like this is definitely the best tasting yeah I think it's the best
seltzer Bob you want to do a happy dad endorsement or you still waiting for your deal
I've seen a lot of it lately it's pretty good
it's tasty bob tell him
pretty good
i don't know if we can get you involved with happy that if you're trying to do like sex tapes
and stuff oh fuck you're right that's one thing you might have just blew it
well there'll be other ventures
gentlemen ladies it's been an honor
yeah i think this is good we got fucking high shit
i have to that's it drop a drop a thumbs up if you want us to go on alexis's show
i think you would have fun don't be nervous you'll smoke you'll have a good time
i'll have to do it i won't do anything that you won't want to be a part
of.
Let's do it.
All right.
Fullson podcast.
Thank you, Alexis.
Thank you for having me
and letting me be the first female.
You're your first female.
First female in the show.
I love it.
That's good.
Let's go.