FULL SEND PODCAST - Andrew Schulz x Nelk Boys | Ep. 94
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All right.
Here we are, New York City.
Steve, you want to put the mic in front of you?
Sure.
Got a huge fill in.
Brad's not here, so episode's not going to be all about him.
It's a group pod.
Brad's going to be pissed.
He's not on this episode.
You guys cool or what?
We got Steve's up it in.
I think that's way better.
I think we should talk about the $100 fight we had.
Yeah.
So we were at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi, right?
You were there.
I was there.
So I know I, I paid or Brad paid for me.
Selena or something and with the idea
that you were going to pay for Jacob. Yeah.
And this is $100 U.S.
Basically, I showed up late
to Ferrari World. We're in Abu Dhabi. I wasn't there, so yeah.
And there's a huge argument
going on and the camera's out. So I'm like,
this is funny. Like, Brad's freaking out.
And so Brad had actually pissed though.
He's like pressing me like. He called out Steve and was like,
where's my fucking money? And I thought, yo, this is for the camera.
He's like, give Jacob $100 right now.
Was he kidding or is he actually? He was so pissed.
You can tell when Brad's actually mad.
His size are like, he's like looking down and shit like this.
And his veins are coming out.
But he's like being the bully like using his size like.
Yeah.
Give him $100 right now.
And I was in shock.
Did you call him out?
What did I say?
I forgot exactly what I said.
You know how much fucking money I've spent on you and your filmer, which is true?
Yeah.
I was like, I spend more money on Jacob than you do.
Probably hundreds of thousands.
It's in general.
I'll give you the $100, but this is like insane.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to lie.
So did you tell him like, yo, bro, I paid for so much of your shit?
Like, why are you pressing me over $100?
Yeah.
And what do he say?
He was fired up.
When that guy gets heated, he stays in that heated.
What do you say?
What's the response to that?
Do you remember the response?
I know he didn't make me give the $100 after, but it was just crazy because it's like
he wanted to like beat me up for over $100.
Brad brought me McDonald's breakfast in Abu Dhabi once.
No way.
I swear to God.
Free of charge.
I was surprised.
That's crazy.
I kind of wanted to test them though because like we were both standing there.
and I'm like I just kind of like I just kind of waited it out and I made him pay for breakfast
no he's insane it was pretty good it was like waiting he bought me an egg McMuffin what oh my god
you're taking the biggest win out of anybody I know that's pretty great yeah yeah Venmo request
is coming but yeah so we got Andrew Schultz today you know that is that is cheap as fuck though
he's the cheapest I can like he goes to dinner with us like you weren't there but red rock
and him and his editor get steak dinners he expects that I pay for it I want to
See, like, it's, like, crazy that he even chips in for his, his filmer.
I want to see how his ordering changes if he pays.
Do you ever just look at him now and just be like, yo, let's chop it up?
Yeah, right.
No.
I mean, like, that's what you've got to do, though.
Like, like, we all take turns grabbing the bill and shit, and I feel like we're fair.
But if someone's, like, that's how we're grabbing the bill ever, like, you got to be like, yo, let's chop it up.
I'm just so used to, like, Brad's, Brad's, is rich.
Like, he's so, I'm just so used to, like, all my friends that have money and just like, okay, you got it.
I got it.
Yeah.
what goes around comes around it's just how it goes so it's like that's when you're but that's when
but i will do that if i notice that someone's like not paying all the time or they're like taking
advantage of me then i'll be like yo i won't i won't grab the bill like i will just be like
yeah i'm chopping like let's chop it up have you had to do that before it's not like nothing
serious but i do it when it's necessary because like you don't want to be taken advantage of
i feel right yeah yeah so then i text him after it's like put the mic in front and i text him after
like i really don't appreciate you coming at me like that like don't do that again
Again, I've spent more money on you than your own parents and more money on Jacob than you will ever.
Okay, I'm going to expose Brad real quick.
I'm going to expose him.
I'm going to be like, why are we doing this to one episode?
He's not here.
No, I'm really scared.
This isn't going out soon, right?
Well, no.
He has going out next.
He has my watch.
I left it at his place.
And I'm seriously, I haven't gone it back for three weeks.
I think he's stealing it.
But he probably is.
We went to Vegas one time.
And we were on a party bus and we were filming and we had a couple strippers.
And we threw probably, Steve threw probably like 2K.
and once and we go to his house a week later and we got off the party bus before him there's
ones everywhere we go to the house a week later and in the corner there's two fucking plastic bags
filled with ones and we're like yo what the fuck is that from and jacob just starts kind of shaking
his head and i'm like did you guys pick those up from the party bus because we like left him as a
tip for the driver wow he stayed back and picked up all the ones do you think he made jacob
do that or he did it himself he was like yo fuck this and they both were picking him up and they're just
sitting in his living room and you remember this he's like yo i meant to give him back to you bro
i got them because i didn't want you to throw him no i remember him returning thousands of dollars
and ones but i don't remember the party buff well that's where we threw him but yeah it was
it was pretty crazy but to be clear if brad was here i'd be saying this right now i'm not just saying
it okay if he was here i would not be saying any of this no because his only response is i have apple
pay yeah no that's his only response for uh
Roggey or joggers are made to lose your wallet.
I've lost my wallet from them before.
But, yeah, I haven't talked to him since then.
So you guys aren't cool right now?
No, we're cool.
It just rubbed me the wrong way.
Yeah, that is dust.
I mean, I would love to see his response to that.
It's just really, why he asked for $100.
No, he was just pissed off that that Jacob wasn't able to get the camera in and took it out on me.
But it's like, I mean, you could have some common sense coming after me for $100.
What'd you say?
Release the Beast.
Put him in a group chat with Mary Beth.
I think someone told my mom.
I told someone I think they told my mom.
Yeah, well, he has idea what's going on?
Let's go.
What's good?
You good, man.
I've been trying to do this for a minute, eh?
Yeah, I know, right?
Andrew Shultz.
Is this your spot or something?
Are we going?
Yeah, we're going.
I know Cole, man.
I didn't set this up.
You guys did, but obviously.
But Cole owns this place.
So what's good?
Where did you come from?
I live down the block.
where are we lower east side yeah we're in uh or soho they call this area you lived your whole life
no i grew up in the east village now you're here with uh your wife yeah my wife and i live down in
uh soho is this shit i just want to say talk to me man the infamous special was fantastic
it was so good thank you man i bought it i made sure to share it because how good it was it was
it was it was incredible thank you it really was thank you man bro the whole marketing of that shit
was like it was insane thank you man yeah yeah that should work
was that like planned or was that just like talk us through that what happened with that oh you're saying
like when they wanted to edit the jokes because then you want to sell it well originally yeah yeah
originally was with one of the streamers and then you know they had some higher ups there had some
issues with the jokes and then you know they said that they wanted to cut the jokes and then um
I didn't want to do that and um but I wasn't necessarily upset because I knew that that story is like
perfect and everything is story especially nowadays like I feel like that's happening to fucking
everybody. Yeah, yeah.
Are you able to say which ones you were like pitching it to?
No, because like a thing I learned about, it was already with one.
So they just, they just were like, now we can't do that.
And the best thing I learned about Hollywood is everybody's just trying to keep their job.
And like when you realize that, like I used to think Hollywood was this, there was like a few
people that would like come together every year and they'd be like, all right.
We can't do this. We can't do this.
Exactly. Everybody's trans now.
You know, and it's like, that's not how it works.
it basically is a bunch of people who are scared
they're not going to be able to have their jobs anymore
that's what I always say too
yeah so when you're terrified
you lean towards the safest thing
which is everybody
we accept everything
right and
and yeah
once I understood that I was like
oh that's not that bad
these people got kids and shit
is there ever anything where you're like
yo this is too far I can't talk about this
maybe but then I just find a way to talk about it
because it's all how you talk about it
how do you decide that
I mean that's something we deal with too
but it's interesting
because comedians kind of
have this pass a little bit, right?
So how do you, like, decide what's too far?
It's playing.
As long as you're playing, you get away with everything.
That's how I feel.
As long as it's playful.
If, like, if you're standing on it, you're like, this is how I feel, then you're going
to get fucked and you've got to try to defend it.
Like, if Andrew Tate was like, I'm joking.
I don't believe any of this shit.
Then nobody would give a fuck.
But he's like, I do believe this.
But then it wouldn't be as funny at the same time.
It wouldn't be as funny.
And he wouldn't be able to make as much money, right?
So it's like, it's a very tricky thing where he's got to be like, I do believe this,
but I'm also being hyperbolic.
We did a pod with him.
We're going to upload it tomorrow.
But he did admit he said some of the shit
he was joking.
Of course he's joking.
He's like a funny.
Like you can look at him
and you're like the way you're organizing
these ideas.
You're like kind of funny
and you're thoughtful.
And like he's not a dumb guy.
He's like a standup guy in the way.
Exactly.
So it's like but he can't call himself a comedian.
He hasn't say I'm serious.
And once you say you're serious about wild shit
then people go,
okay, what's wrong with you?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So when comedians like,
look, we like to be playful.
Like human beings like to be playful.
is just we're afraid of death
and we're like, how do we play with it
to get more comfortable with it?
I want to get your take on the Nick Cannon.
I don't know if you saw it.
He had his 12th kid today.
He's 11th one last week.
Do we know how many different baby mamas?
Is it 12 different ones?
I don't know if it's 12 different ones,
but either way, it's a shitload of kids.
Yeah.
So you think that's like a flex or is that a financial decision?
That is how rich people flex now, though.
But that's 12 kids is expensive.
Because that is the most.
You think that's a pullout problem?
That is a flex.
It's like, yeah, I got jazz.
could afford it like that's all we're thinking right we're going but i don't think he can 12 kids child
support's expensive i think child support cuts off after like three oh shit does it yeah i think there's some
weird rules with that maybe callie's different but somebody could look that up some way smarter than me
but i think it stops at a certain point but who do you flex yo i got 12 kids too it's all over the gram
we're talking about it you know what i mean like buying a bougatty or whatever it's like people
got buggis they got nice watches all that kind of shit you buy that once it's done but like them
kids you got to look after to they're 18 like that's a super flex like you guys how many kids you
guys got broke boys how many you got none which is broke in a restaurant Nick canton got it
but do you think that's a pullout problem or you think no I think you get addicted to creating
life I want to have kids badly my wife and I are trying to have kids so what's holding that up
come you can't produce right now eggs you know what I mean nah bro we just started like a month
or two but yeah who knows I got to get my shit checked out how long have you guys been married
Almost a year.
How does it change the relationship once you get married?
They don't really.
Yeah, do you recommend marriage?
I guess you can't really say.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I actually really do recommend marriage.
Well, you posted, he's on his nine-year anniversary.
No.
Are you guys married?
No.
Nine-year anniversary is both his girl.
Why not just do it?
I met your girl.
She seems sweet.
Do you not want to get married?
No, she doesn't.
You don't believe in it?
No, she does.
No, we want to.
So then what's the hold up?
I mean, they're young still.
What are you, 24?
24.
24.
Yeah.
But even if you get married and it doesn't work out, that's okay.
You tried it.
I think it will work out.
It's definitely something I want to do with her.
So I think just, I don't know.
It will happen.
It will happen.
Okay, good.
How did you propose your wife?
I just did it at this restaurant that she loves, and it was corny.
It's probably romantic is fucked all the line.
It was romantic is fucked all the line.
You had hard on the mat.
I went a little bit harder afterwards,
but, like, on the proposal,
was just in a restaurant,
and my boy was next to me.
He'd been with his girl for five years.
I've been with my girl for, like, two or three.
Two years, that's it.
And I had to wait for him to leave
because he was like,
motherfucker,
if you propose to your wife
in front of my girl
I've been with for five years.
Oh, shit.
She's going to kill me.
So I just let him leave.
He finished eating at the restaurant,
and then I said, uh,
it's all right, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just, yeah, it was cool.
Yeah, marriage is cool, man.
I should get married.
talked about Mr. Beast about the pre-up thing.
Yeah.
Is that like a thought for you?
To get a pre-up?
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure, it's a thought.
Did you do it?
No.
Well, how do you go about that?
It's a big gamble.
Yeah.
But that's marriage.
I don't think you're married if you got a pre-up.
No?
No.
It's about legally doing it?
No, it's about committing 100%.
What about in 10 years?
Would you regret that?
If God forbid it went, I'd be like, yeah, this is fucked up.
But then that's the risk you take.
But if you're going all in with somebody
and the idea is that you guys have this unit
and you're going to build something together
no matter what.
And you can't sign some paperwork
that is basically as soon as it's going to break down.
Very true.
You know?
You guys don't have girls?
Not at the moment, no.
No?
I mean, you're 38, right?
39.
We're a little bit younger.
How old are you?
We're not that young, I'm 28.
28.
But you could have a girlfriend.
You don't have to, you know?
You got mains, but we're always on the road.
It's like that NBA lifestyle.
Yeah.
So it's a little tough.
Yeah.
You can't say loyal.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah.
You think of yourself like an NBA player, right?
They're on the road and you got chicks.
I don't know.
You go to different cities?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, whatever.
Yeah.
Like, you tell me you have an IUD, then I'm notting in you.
Then you're just letting it rock.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Is that a bad take, you think?
What, if they got an IUD?
If they say, yo, I got an IUD and you just let it fly?
Um.
NBA.
Do you?
Yeah, you fucking like an NBA player.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I would, I would wear condoms.
Why not just pull out?
You like nutting inside?
If they say IUD, you like that.
Say less, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you get a lot of pussy?
Sometimes.
Sometimes?
Yeah, it depends on the shit.
It depends if it's a dirty.
Okay.
It's like a religion, yeah.
What do you mean?
Well, it depends on if I'm really attracted to the girl, then yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If this guy drinks and he doesn't get pussy, yeah, the next day, like, you know, like, watch out.
Like, don't talk to him.
He's going to be in the worst mood.
But if he gets, that's pretty rare to see that.
He's the best.
He's relaxed.
He's a good guy to be around.
Yeah.
No, but you got good.
chat, I feel like you'd be fun.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, and this is probably good, being part
of all this, right? Yeah, it definitely helps.
Yeah, it gets you, you know, foot in the door, and then once you start
talking to them, then you could do what you do best.
Did that help you when you started to take off as a comedian?
Did it help me get laid?
Fuck, yeah.
No, I always got laid.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, comedians are fucking social.
Being a stand-of-comedian sauce, though.
Yeah, that's dope.
Yeah, it's sauce, but, like, it never was like,
yeah, I never did comedy get pussy or nothing like that.
Like, yeah, I was happy that I was able to get laid before comedy because then I see certain
comics they do comedy to get pussy and it just bothers me.
There's guys like that out there.
Really?
How can you tell?
I mean, you just look at the jokes.
Like, if every joke is like, men are so dumb.
Oh, no way.
There's guys writing like that.
Yeah.
Is there like, left-wing comedians?
Yeah.
There's everything.
I guess there is.
Yeah.
I don't really consider those people comedians.
I don't know.
I just don't like.
I mean, yeah, there's, I think there's both.
You know, I think that I personally, I don't think you should be in.
any wing if you're a real comedian.
What wing are you?
But like purposely trying to appeal.
I would never let anybody know.
Well, you're always trying to appeal.
It takes away the comedy, right?
Because you can't misdirect.
Right.
If I know the direction you're going every single time, then you can't.
And it also like, being so polarized is like, it's just the worst fucking thing.
You can't get away with a single joke.
I was telling us to John.
It's like the second you establish a side, everything that you say can and we will be used
against you by the opposition because they view your viewpoints as something
is trying to destroy their life instead of what we all are is just like people trying to
make it through life and ain't they that big a deal so I would never take a side right
that's something you guys got to be careful with because I'm sure the perception of you guys is
right wing yeah but you're all Canadian so I'm just Canadian they're American
Salim is Canadian Salim no he's Ethiopian oh is he yeah well I knew he wasn't
Like, he's not fucking voting.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I thought he was Canadian like you.
No.
Oh.
So it's just you and then?
We have a lot of Canadians in the squad, like back and front end, but.
Okay.
I like Canadians, man.
Do you?
Yeah.
You're one of the few.
Really?
Yeah.
Who doesn't like Canadians?
Me.
Why don't you like them?
It's kind of annoying.
I don't know.
But like, for what?
They just don't get, like, common sense in, like, the greatest country, America.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, no, this is the greatest country.
How so?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just noticed, like, the tendencies.
It's just like this fucking Canadian doesn't get it.
You tell people you're from Miami when you're from Denver.
Okay, well, yeah.
I'm from Toronto at least.
You're not even from Toronto, bro.
No, I mean, me?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're from Mississippi.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, see?
The Long Island.
He's like saying he's from the city, but he's from Long Island.
He's like Toronto light or whatever the fuck they call that.
He knows what we're talking about.
Canadian bullshit.
No, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone wants to be from the six when they fucking, when Drake's from there and bullshit.
It's like, Drake, Drake, Drake made Toronto cool, man.
Straight up.
But I like just Canadians in general.
I like how they are.
Nice people, kind of people.
I trust their kindness.
Isn't that the dope thing about having some fame?
Is that you could be nice to people and they trust it.
Do you have people from New York that hit you up or like want to put New York on their back?
In what way?
Like if he's from Canada and all the Toronto people, you know, they have like that connection.
Yeah.
Do you have a connection with New York people?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, like I'm, yeah, I am the way I am because of the people here, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, and I take responsibility, I guess, for it.
Like you want to put New York on the map type shit?
You can't put New York, it's already on the map.
Yeah, everyone wants to claim they're like the King of New York, though.
Yeah, so.
I don't know if you've said that or not.
No, I mean, you don't need to be.
Get that product placement.
That's not distracting.
Yeah, I don't.
King of New York.
Who is the King of New York, in your opinion?
It's got to be the OGs if we're being real.
it's an OG type of thing
like who's the king of New York
that's a great question
I don't know
you think you're the king of New York
no I didn't say that
he's just trying to get included
okay I got it like that
no I don't
who do you think is a king of New York is
is Cardi or Nikki from New York
both
Cardi probably Cardi B
oh really
yeah
I mean yeah she's a popular music
she's a popular musician
I don't know
I don't think you can be king of New York if you're a musician.
What do you have to be?
A comedian?
Because you're not claiming that.
Nah, but I don't know.
It's like, who is the cultural curator of New York?
You know?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Right now side talk is king.
Yeah, yeah.
They're big.
Side talk is king.
Love them.
Love Trent and Jack.
You linked with them?
Yeah, of course.
But like right now, they're representing New York in a way.
They're killing it.
Yeah, yeah.
And sometimes it takes an outsider, right?
Yeah.
So it's like.
It's cool. Well, I don't know, Jacks, I think, from around. But like, sometimes you need someone from
outside to look in and see what's spectacular and amazing because the shit that's right in front
of you is just too obvious to you. When they were really small, we had like a call with them
and they were debating, like, signing with us. Yeah. And they passed on us. No way.
But like, it worked out. It worked out for them. But it was smart for you guys to look after
it. I was watching them from like when they were small. Really? But like it wasn't, we just had
a call. And then they're like, yeah, I think we're just going to kind of do our own thing. Like,
love you boys like appreciate it but and now they're killing it so what and they're still
helping us like they show love to happy dad on the page and shit it's dope yeah yeah now they're
absolutely crushing it they're absolutely crushing they're representing the culture in the best way
yeah that's the thing like if you put the culture on the map then you're king and i think that
they're doing that beautifully right now so that's good you were trying to sign them i just yeah
you're kind of smart guy huh i mean i try i try yeah try so are you the brains behind this shit
no we got a bunch of brains now yeah but originally i'm one of them but now we got john
We got Sam.
Steve's a smarter guy than people know, too.
Now, this guy's getting there.
He thinks he's smart, but.
You're sharp.
This guy's sharp.
Yeah, Steve's very smart.
Your one mess up was the getting kicked off YouTube.
That's the one thing because never let them take away your ability to control your narrative.
You still got this so you could talk.
Yeah.
But that's the one thing.
Like when I saw that even happen with like Tate and all the guys, it was like, you don't want to die on this.
Because if you can't speak, people forget about you immediately.
Yeah.
You know?
Don't let them take.
away your ability to do that.
But your specials on YouTube too, though.
Yeah.
So how many people...
But how many people are telling you, like, yo, this might not fly.
But Steve's was definitely weird.
They do.
For sure.
And you overrule them and say, yo, I'm going to be me?
Oh, hold on.
What, where?
What are you?
I'm just saying, like, because your stuff's on YouTube.
Yeah.
And you do a little bit borderline stuff.
Of course, I want to be as close as I possibly can.
I want to go.
But how many people are saying, yo, this might not work.
And you're overruling that and saying, yeah, fuck it.
Like, you're saying at YouTube the company?
No, but like if you're going to talk about like make the blackface jokes like you do in your special.
Like how many people are like, yo, that might not fly on YouTube.
Nobody said anything there.
That's the other thing I learned about comedy is like if you do a joke to the person you're talking about and they laugh, you can't be offended.
It was just a bunch of white people in the crowd and we're talking about why blackface is okay in this situation.
In a situation, I think I was like, it was a Navy SEAL, right?
I was like, they have to do it, right?
Which I think is a funny sketch, like the idea of like this woke Navy SEAL like showing up and he's got to do it.
And even the black guys are like, paint it the fuck up.
I was like, guys, I would.
Like to me, just the visual that is funny.
But, but yes, like, if you're doing it to black dudes and black chips and they're laughing,
no white lady can, like, report you.
For sure.
You know what I'm saying?
So when you're making the black face jokes, are you looking in the audience trying to find
one black guy laughing?
What if there's not out there?
Do you say, yo, zoom in on the black guy when I make this joke?
A camera went to four different black faces.
I went through a bunch of different ones.
Yeah, right?
Just black face, black face.
And then all of a sudden, when you're watching, you're like, ooh, I don't feel
the discomfort because they're in on the joke.
And they're all smiling, laughing, beautiful teeth, white teeth.
You guys got good teeth too.
Are you?
Are you?
Are yours?
Yeah, I got real teeth.
I'm going to get fake ones soon, I think.
Really?
Yeah.
But you do have the worst teeth at the table.
Well, there's fucking fake, bro.
Compared to everybody else.
What about compared to you?
I think I have better teeth than you.
Yeah, you do.
But yours are real.
Yeah, but I had a business line.
Okay, I didn't have that.
You didn't have braces?
I did have braces.
Okay.
And then what happened?
I just grind my teeth.
Oh, okay.
But I'm going to get fake ones
and then you'll have the worst ones here.
Why are you getting your teeth all that, man?
Yeah, what are you so stressed about, dude?
Late in night, man.
Just stress, anxiety.
Constant anxiety with the camera.
Ask me the questions.
No, constant anxiety with this group.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Always filming everything type shit.
Oh, and you're worried that like it's going to be
you caught out of context or something like that?
Yeah, he pissed on me a couple weeks ago.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Well, this is what he'll do, Andrew.
He'll get really fucked up before a podcast.
Uh-huh.
And then I didn't want to be a little more fucked up.
You guys are a little nervous or something.
regret every get him drunk not you don't want that he'll regret everything he says and then when we see the edit he tries to cut everything out and remove that's a little annoying too like i did that one time cut shit out really this pod's cool what would you want to cut well it was with andrew tate yeah and what i learned from that is like yeah yeah let's do it in moonshine anytime you fucking test andrew tate the top g fans come out and or after your fucking oh right but y'all got fans a ride for you too right yeah yeah yeah he's a savior man people are just commenting about you
Just because that's your character, bro.
How many people ask you for photos today?
It does the moonshine.
That's bad, isn't it?
Yeah, no, it's good.
You can do it.
Yeah, I'm going to put this shouldn't.
Don't put your fingers in a clap.
I'm not going to finger blast your cup, bro.
You don't, what, you don't believe in finger blasting?
Steiny.
Why don't you go by Steinberg?
Because they came up with Steiney.
Steinby?
Yeah.
Well, I still rep Steinberg, don't worry.
You do?
Okay, good.
How do you feel about Kanye?
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
No.
I think, uh, what kind of went quiet now.
I appreciate you saying something, too.
What did you say?
I appreciate you saying something.
Oh, are you Jewish?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like a lot of people fucking got scared there.
They did get a little scared.
Yeah, fucking pussy's.
So I appreciate you.
So what was your reaction to it?
What did he say, by the way?
Uh, he just, this guy.
He said death on on Jews.
Isn't it great being rich?
I mean, it's pretty big.
Yeah.
This is what being rich is.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a big deal.
No, no, this is what be, I've thought a lot about this.
Being rich without kids is this.
How?
Meaning like,
The world doesn't matter to you.
No, but all I just saw was that he's anti-Semitic.
Exactly.
And then you saw, no, no, no, but I never saw, they never said exactly what he said.
They just sent anti-Semitic.
He's got to play the majority against us.
That's what he's doing.
No, no, this is great.
Because I do the same thing that he's doing is you saw the headline, right?
And then you said, no, I don't give a fuck.
Right?
So I didn't research it.
Exactly.
Yeah, because you don't have to.
Because nothing that happened matters, right?
Yeah.
You have money in the bank.
And if all this goes to shit, you could just go, I'll go to Barbados.
So what?
You researched it?
No, no, no, no, of course.
No, I looked it into it, and obviously I was, you know,
I thought that what he was saying was kind of silly.
But I also think Kanye is just kind of corny in general.
Yeah.
Probably a producer of music, but like as a guy, he's just kind of cool.
The only thing I'll say is Connie's an idiot.
I don't really care.
Kyrie Irving, a little more upset with,
but also that guy preached that the world was flat for five or six years to everybody.
So his opinion to me, how do you know it's not?
I mean, there's photos and everybody in the world knows that it's not.
Yeah, but this is a fun way to go down, though.
Yeah, well, see, that's, he's trying to take that time.
Hey, how do you know?
How do you know?
How do you know?
Photos, fucking every scientist, every astronaut.
What did you learn that, the Jewish media?
Yeah.
Did you learn that from the Jewish media?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
They want you to think that it's round.
You don't think it's round.
But it's flat.
Is it flat?
Okay, they want you.
What, you went to the next game the next day?
Unplugged from the matrix, bro.
I got you.
I got you from the fucking matrix, bro.
I can.
I want you to think it's flat.
I know you are.
You don't live in the matrix or do you.
Get some fake fucking teeth, dude.
I like the rest of us, okay?
Leave the Matrix.
What's the most you would spend on fake teeth?
I don't know.
How much they cost?
How much you spend?
Oh, I don't know.
It was expensive.
Yeah?
Yeah, I was like, you don't care about money and shit, huh?
Me?
What do you know about people that people don't know?
That's why I think your brilliance is.
What?
Like, what do you understand about people?
Um, I don't think I understand anything about people.
Nah.
In what context, though?
I think that you have a great understanding of like the human condition and how people react to things.
And I think it's very simple to you in your head.
And I think that's why you're able to curate and create content that leads into these things.
Well, I understand.
That's actually probably Steve's best quality.
Well, I know that humans are able to like pick up on like authenticity.
And it's like one of our, I know that's a thing.
And I think I resonate with people in a good way.
100%.
And I kind of don't care about a lot of things.
Yeah.
Like, in making my YouTube videos, I've had to like borrow money from my parents like multiple times.
Really?
Still?
No, not still.
Oh, in the beginning?
No, no, not in the beginning.
And like when I was spending millions of dollars, like, I'm going to come up.
But money you gave them?
Money I gave them, yeah.
Run it back, mom and dad.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I think that's the reason why I was so successful is going just all in,
pulse the wall, not giving a fuck, and having fun with it.
Yeah, I do have fun doing what I do.
What do you think you said that he shouldn't have got his YouTube deleted?
What do you think he could have done?
I mean, did you know about the gambling thing?
We had spoken about this a little bit when it first happened.
I thought it was really fucked up.
Well, I knew about it, and it was on my second channel, right?
So we're like, we were blurring the dot com, and just some of them weren't full.
blurred. It was just like a mistake on my editor
but it's just crazy because of my
second channel getting 100K views per
video. Yeah. And they just took away
everything. But that should be a strike.
I think there's no question
that you were made an example of. You gotta make
you got to get three strikes. Dude, you're the Brittany Griner of
YouTube, bro. Like when you really
think about it. Thank you so much. I know.
It means a lot. Yeah, you are the Brittany
Griner of YouTube. Thank you so much. They got you out like
a fucking gulag. Rumble
is just
just jail.
Yeah, but rumble.
it's doing good ripping turnips out of the ground and shit or whatever poor brittany's doing yeah poor
brittany yeah i went to russia actually i know i saw that you and daddy that was crazy yeah i was
insane but yeah you understand something and you understand how to get people to react in like a very
visceral primal way and i think that people spend millions and millions of dollars trying to figure
that out and hire people to do it and i don't i don't think that they do it probably as good as you
but you're right about authenticity it's like moth to a flame right when everybody's phony when one
person is real we're attracted to it like politics is the most phony fucking thing in the world
yeah and then trump comes around he starts making fun of all these guys and exposes how funny they are
and whether you like him or not you're like holy shit i can't not watch that yeah for entertainment
value you think he's going to run again i want to well you guys probably know i feel like he's probably
already announced probably maybe right if by the time this is up i mean announce it i heard he's
gonna announce announce it bro well you talk a lot about him in your special bro
And he's been saying, like, on the 15th, people are going to be very happy.
Yeah.
Or some shit.
How do you feel about him?
So controversial.
I think that he's a perfect example of, like, how powerful humor is.
Yeah.
It's hard to hate someone that makes you laugh.
That's for sure.
That's true.
I feel about Trump.
That's why I liked the Trump segment in your special.
Trump is a borderline stand of media.
He can move it.
And it's like, he's a funny, he's a genuinely funny.
Like, that's the thing I don't like.
And I think both sides do this.
but, like, when you make this, like, overstatement about a person because you hate them, right?
It's like, people fucking maybe hate Trump.
So, like, he's not funny at all.
And it's like, why don't we just acknowledge that he's funny?
What do you think is the greatest thing that he's done humor wise?
Oh, the, uh, I mean, there's a, he got a lot of bars, bro, but like.
Number one that made you laugh.
The one that cracks me up to this day is when Megan Kelly was like, you've called women, uh, pigs and you call them whatever.
He goes, just Rose O'Donnell.
You know, I played, I played, like, that's funny.
like nine holes with him golfing no he's a sad funny or what bro he's just like he's funnier than
you'd like really but like so he did this one thing so after after we played golf yeah we were like
all eating hot dogs just like on the picnic bench yeah just like a regular round and then his assistant
comes up to him and taps him he's like mr trump like you have a you have an interview to do in like
15 minutes yeah and then he's like who's it with then he's like she the assistant said like rachel
or something then he looks at us he's like first question fellas is she pretty yes
his assistant and the guy's like yeah i mean she's pretty cute he's like i'm in
bro it was it was i fucking cried so he knows how to chop it up he's a but he's being
dead seriously yeah i think if she wasn't attractive he wouldn't he would have been like let's go
let's go to number 10 yeah but he's like he's bro yeah like he went to do the interview yeah but
it's funny why do you think why do you think Biden and like his team can't get him good at
twitter well i think i don't know the Biden thing to me is all right this is the thing i think a lot of people
won't admit, but they do feel.
They like the state of things with Biden.
Biden's a corpse, right?
Like, the guy can't say, like, numbers more than five digits.
Like, that's my favorite thing politically, is Biden saying big numbers.
Yeah.
Like, that is awesome.
Like, if it's like, you know the speech is coming up and it's like, it's just $200 million.
And like, all right, let me go.
And it's just do $200 million, billion, whatever the fuck he does and have these speeches.
So, but I think that the chaos that Trump induced was too much for people.
And I think they got tired of it.
Now, we all know Biden's pretty much not alive.
And that's embarrassing as Americans.
But I think that we like, if we're being honest in our core, we like the tranquility of Biden.
Sure.
And I think that's probably what happened in the elections.
Like, everybody thought this big red wave was coming and shit like that.
I don't know that much about fucking politics
because I just don't care about it.
I think it's stupid.
You saw that a lot.
Yeah, the red wave, the red wave.
There's no red wave.
So why is that?
I mean, the guy can't speak.
Yeah.
Literally, the president can't speak.
I know, it's crazy.
It's like, this guy isn't even alive.
Yeah.
But because life is good, we're like,
that's really what it takes.
I mean, what, his most viral clip is what, him falling off the bike, probably, right?
What?
The moonshine?
Yeah.
It's bad.
No, it's good.
Did you try it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you try it?
No, but take the whole thing.
Your face is making me not want to try it because when you sip it's good.
That's like a tequila.
Are you guys selling it?
Are you guys selling us?
No, not at all.
There's no way you're selling your soul to the night.
Yeah.
How much you guys making off of this?
We're doing pretty good.
Is this like hundreds of millions?
Where's your AP at?
I think it.
I mean, I think.
Do you know what this is?
I don't know what I could say.
He might.
Do you like Preci?
Oh, that's sad.
Let me see.
I don't know what this is
You?
Usually rock a AP, I see
I have an AP.
Steve, you bought Selena at 200K watch, no?
No, I don't know what it is.
This is a Vastron Constantine.
It's nice.
Super rare?
There's probably like five of these in North America maybe.
How much you pay for that?
I got this one at, I think, retail,
so it's probably like 70,000 or something like that.
Whoa.
So it's like a subtle flex.
Like you got to be a watch,
guy to know. Yeah, I kind of like the fact that
nobody knows what it is. And then I feel
now I won't wear it again because I've just said
what it costs. But like, you know, like people
you walk down the street and everything's
You spoil your wife too? Yeah, she gets whatever.
What's the biggest thing you bought her?
Probably her engagement ring. Will that run you?
You say the price? There's a lot. I'm not
going to say it because then. A little ballpark or no?
I'm not going to say because I've never told her
and I've just been kind of like making her think it's even
more than it is. She's probably asking like her friends.
Yeah. You think it was 100K or more?
them lie. I'm even the jeweler. I'm like, don't you...
They can never know too, right?
They can never know. Until divorce. And they're like,
this was Cubics of Coneum. That's, yeah, that's why.
Yeah.
Did you buy powerball tickets or no?
Nah, I fucked up. I should have.
What was it? $2 billion?
$2 billion. What would you do with the $2 billion?
That's a good question.
Bro, I would fuck off. That's just...
How much do you need to fuck off?
You've thought about this a lot.
Like, legit fuck off.
Not like, not like a, not like a act, like an actual fuck off.
Yeah, yeah.
I have a few questions for you.
I'd say 50 mil.
50.
That's like, I'm fucking off.
That was my fuckoff number.
Like I probably wouldn't be here right now, you know?
Yeah, 100% neither would I.
Yeah.
That's enough though, but that's like, that's a low fuck off number too.
Yeah, like I could have said 100.
It's 50 mil now.
In five years, it will be 100 mil.
And then it probably just wants to stop.
It was 50.
Yeah.
And now it's probably 100.
but then again my motivation goes down the more money i get like i want to be happy i want to
enjoy things so honestly yeah yeah i know i used to want to say like i want to be a billionaire but
now it's like it depends like it's i feel like it's all about the timing and life too you know
can you not work like no i don't know i i wouldn't know until i got there right do you know what i mean
i feel like i feel like maybe if you got there it all depends i don't know i think with
this game too sometimes it's like it gets mentally tough
Sometimes, right?
So sometimes I'm like, fuck this.
But then 95% of the time I'm like, I like this.
It's fun.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes the 5%'s like, fuck.
Like maybe if I just had this, I would just chill.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
100%.
Can you not work though?
Yeah.
How?
You ever feel like that?
But I mean, but if you have to do shows, sell out shows, do YouTube to make money.
Oh, oh, like, do I have enough money to not work again?
No, I mean, like, how do you get to that point where you're like, yo, fuck off?
Oh, oh, yeah.
I mean, now I could fuck off.
it would just be a different lifestyle we're looking at indonesia or some shit i could be in america
and not it would just be different than i do now but i'm also like not i don't know anything about
money i'm like financially illiterate i know how to make money i'm really good at making money
but i don't know how to like invest it or do any of those things like so yeah like i'm just learning
that shit now it's it's pathetic yeah but like yeah i mean this whole time i should have been
like investing all the money i had i was just letting it pile up and it's just a stupid way to go about it
But yeah, I think that's the goal.
It's like, I want to experience in life what it's like to,
let's use the Matrix example, like what it's like to unplug, right?
Right.
Do you use The Matrix just because of Tate?
No, but I think the funniest thing about it is like it was made by two like transchicks.
Really?
Yeah, the Wat, the Watoski Sisters.
Yeah, it's an allegory for being trans.
What, the Matrix the movie?
Isn't that an old movie?
Yeah, they made three of them.
They just made a fourth.
Why, are you big Matrix fan?
Yeah, it was the best movie.
movie ever when it came out there was trans
like back then no they became trans now
ah yeah yeah yeah there's um there's a girl in miami
nikita dragon do you know her or not have you seen that say what
nikita dragon yeah you guys see that she's being held in the
the males yeah but she she's in the men's section and she
asked the judge to be transferred to the women's yeah and they said no yeah
i think that's some law there yeah yeah i mean they tell you like you've been
to jail yeah i've been to jail they tell you to no good
Yeah.
They tell you to, like, you have to get naked.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
For what?
Because they got to check if you have any.
You stripped down and you put on jail.
And you got like cough and stuff.
So like they see, like, oh my God.
They probably saw Nikita's horn and they're like, I mean, she's clearly.
Well, how do you know she has a horn though?
But she might not be finished.
Otherwise, she would have gone to the female jail, yeah.
Well, it was evident enough whatever she had that she was clearly a male.
I mean, what do you want, man?
What?
Like in life?
Uh, I just want to, yeah, what do you want?
I just want to make a lot, enough money to where I don't care to where my next
rumble video on blackface, you know, and just like to where I just don't care, you know,
I'm Instagram live blackface.
Yeah.
You know, shit like that.
Yeah.
And just not care and just be like true dark humor.
What would you do when you, when you don't care?
I wonder about that myself.
Oh my God.
Can I handle it?
I would just do the most darkest shit ever.
So you would continue making the things you're making.
Yeah, except I just, you know, time to go to work, put on my black face.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, like Navy SEALs, but I'm filming a video, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, just take it, like, I really enjoy dark humor.
Yeah.
And I would like to take it to the next level.
Yeah.
You know, so continue to go more extreme.
Yeah, I would like to.
Yeah, I would like to do it.
Just not canceling me and worrying about how am I going to retire one day because I got canceled.
Yeah.
I want to just have the retirement.
retirement money.
Yeah.
And then you get to create freely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would be.
That's the goal, right?
The goal is to create freely.
Yeah.
But we have to earn that right.
We have to earn that right.
And I think that's the thing that a lot of times, like we fuck up when we bitch about, you know, the restrictions we go through is we forget that you got to pay the price to create freely.
Yeah.
Like we're not all fucking trust fund kids here that are just like, yeah, do whatever you want.
We have to earn the money.
And then once we make all that money, then we get to choose if we're going to make the video is going to get us canceled or get us thrown off all.
other things yeah but yeah i think that that's smart your boys with like joe right yeah i love joe does
he have that mentality where it's like i feel like that's why he's so fucking it's dope what he can do
is just like he's intensely passionate do you think he just gives like he doesn't give a fuck now no he gives
so much of a fuck about specific things yeah and it's like almost everything like about like he's he's got
his bag now it's like he's just true to himself type shit like whatever he wants to do he does i think
joe's always been true to himself and he's obviously went through like struggles because
of that. You know, the Carlos Mencia thing, the way we look at it is, like, he called out Mencia
for stealing jokes. I don't know if you guys are familiar with that. This is earlier on in,
you know, comedy lore. But, like, he also got a lot of heat for that early on. I think he was
banned from the comedy store and did all these other things. So, like, but yeah, Joe's, like,
an intensely passionate fucking guy. And, like, whatever he likes or appreciates, he goes, like,
all in 100% on. And I think when you're all in 100%, it's very easy to defend your position.
Right. You know what I'm saying?
you're all in and you know everything about it yeah you know like it makes sense i would imagine you
i don't know like you've been i i'm assuming you're involved in the business side of this a lot
yeah yeah yeah and you're hearing about deals and hearing people complain about deals but you've
also offered people deals yeah right so you understand both sides right you understand how to make a deal
where people can be happy
and how to make a deal
where somebody's maybe taken advantage of.
100%. So like when you hear Kanye
complaining about the deals, you get
to look at it as someone who offers deals.
Most people
don't offer deals. So they're going
well, I'm getting fucked. He's probably
getting fucked. You know what I'm saying?
It's hard to have empathy for that. Yeah.
No, that makes sense.
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where we at
I have no idea
I'm pretty buzzed
low key
no I'm a little buzz
that moonshine hit me
it's a fan question
I don't know if you want to answer it
sure
what's the weirdest
genre of fornie you've watched
The weird is not, I don't really watch porn
No? Why is that?
Well, you just got engaged too
Is it like, I think
Do you try and limit your shit
Now that you know your wife's gonna watch?
No
But I just, I'm not like a big jerk off guy
I mean, you have to a bit
If the wife's watching now
Like you're freshly engaged
You gotta be a bit careful, no?
No, I don't really watch a lot of porn
To be honest with you.
No, or were you saying what the shit you say you mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh like about like my wife
For these types of things?
Sure
No
No, not really.
I mean, she gets it.
She, you know, she married a comedian.
She knew what the deal was.
Have you ever made a joke where you thought it was going to go really well
and it went really bad?
Yeah.
Can you give us an example of that?
I mean, yeah, I had a lot of early in my career.
Like, I didn't know how to get away with jokes.
So you don't know that you don't have the skills to execute them.
So you just say these offensive things and then people get offended.
Give us an example, will you?
I mean, I had people throw fucking candles at me, beers at me.
No, but what did you say?
I honestly don't remember.
I just remember the violence.
Do you have a favorite...
In like a comedy club?
Fights all the time.
All the time.
Do you have a favorite group
or something you like to go after
or joke about?
No.
It's like whatever I'm passionate about.
I got to have like an interest in it.
I don't know how to just make jokes
about like Uber.
Like something has to bother me.
I think that's the hardest thing
about having money
is that less things bother you.
What bothers you the most right now?
Nothing.
Nothing bothers you?
You look at your phone
while we're doing this interview.
And everybody,
Everybody's seeing disinterested.
Were you looking at notes or texting girls?
Notes.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Me taking time out of my day to do this and then feeling like I'm forcing you guys to do the podcast.
I've never been more excited to do a podcast.
Say again?
I've never been more excited.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
You don't apologize.
You asked me what annoyed me and I gave you an honest answer.
Wait.
Are you being serious about that?
Yeah.
That annoyed me.
Really?
Yes.
Is that surprising to you?
If I'm looking on my notes, I have some things personally that I wrote that I wanted to ask you.
Not on there.
Okay.
So I can't look at that and then ask you that?
I mean, you can, I guess.
What if someone in the audience is on their phone when you're doing that?
Then they don't get the same treatment you got.
Would you call them out?
Yes.
Have you done that before?
Yes.
And how's that reaction?
Good.
They get as offensive as I do?
I don't think you're offensive.
I think you're offended.
Offended, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, my fault.
There's no fault.
It's fine.
You asked me how I felt.
I gave you an honest reaction.
All right, my bad.
Fuck.
Did you uh, do you see the Andrew Paul, uh, Andrew Tate, Jake Paul shit?
I thought it was cool.
That shit's crazy, bro.
Yeah.
Do you think it'll actually go down?
Do you think Tate's, uh, is, uh, seriously Muslim?
What, he converted to Islam, he said, right?
Yeah, why did you put quotes on it?
Well, I mean, he just randomly said he converted to Islam.
Well, you can quote.
You can become Muslim anytime, man.
He said he's Muslim in Dubai.
On our party, he said he's Christian in Romania and, and Muslim when he's in Dubai.
So you think he might be faking it?
I mean, I think he's, I don't know what that means.
I'm not a religious guy, but if you're Christian in Romania and then Muslim in Dubai,
I don't really know what that means, but...
What do you think?
What do you think?
I mean, I believe him that he's Muslim in Dubai.
Like, I know he doesn't, he wasn't drinking with him.
Definitely, definitely when we talk to him, I noticed that he's a lot more chill now.
And I think I don't know if he'll admit it, but I definitely think the whole cancel thing,
I mean that pressure of that shit
even for like anybody
bro that's insane like the entire
world coming at you like that
like intense that's got to change you
a bit yeah I think
so I think when I when we like talk to him last
I noticed he was a lot different
like if you watch our new pod with him
it's like it's like a hundred to zero
compared to our first one with it really
it's like I don't know it's just more like interesting
well would you ever have him on your park
he's still like an amazing speaker I was talking to him
you fuck with him no well why would it
He wants to do shit in person, he told me.
Yeah, like, so he was in Romania, and we were in London.
And I was like, come to London.
And he was like, man, I don't know if I can.
And then I was like, it might be tough to come to Romania.
Like, I know you guys went to Croatia.
We went to Croatia, yeah.
Yeah.
We just kind of jumped on it because he was so big at the time.
Yeah, smart.
And, like, we loved him.
We thought he was fucking hilarious.
And we just did it.
Is it possible to ride out fame when you're, when you get famous,
that fast.
That's something that I've talked about.
I think, yeah, everyone said to me, like, different people
say that to me, like, yo, Tate's not going to be around.
Tate's not going to be around.
Like, people said that to me like two months ago.
Yeah.
And I was like, I don't know.
There's kind of something about this guy that's smart enough.
That's very unique.
And like, to me, he's funny.
And the shit he said about girls I found was clearly a joke and it was funny.
Some of that's fucked up, whatever.
But I think just his outlook on the world and he's definitely smart.
and he's an amazing speaker.
Yeah.
So until he decides that he's going to quit, I feel like he's going to be around.
But as long as he...
He might be the exception to that.
As long as he wants to do it, I think that he's going to find a way.
Because he's a very good speaker.
Yeah, he's...
About, like, a range of shit.
That's right.
He's very thoughtful.
Yeah, he's very thoughtful.
Yeah, I'm curious to see, like, how his arc plays out.
And that Jake fight is interesting.
I like the fact that Jake is fighting...
Fight the biggest fights.
You know, every time I talk to Jake, I'm just...
like please do not let these motherfuckers make you fight a boxer like why did he fight that
when i saw him that hasim shit or no it makes no sense what the boxer that's when you know the comments
get to him yeah and we all do that like we're all human at the end of the day like people say shit you
want to prove him wrong glad he didn't do that yeah it's like yo make the money and get out with some
brain cells like get fighting a fighting a boxer if it's canello and then canello beats you
and you make a hundred million dollars and then you just retire okay fine but i don't think don't fight
something random just for the fucking just to please people man or just to prove your
hater because your hater's always going to find something to discredit you so even if you
do beat the boxer it's going to be like well he wasn't a professional or something like yeah now
Jake is Jake is doing it right now man crazy yeah before we finish who would you guys
think would win that fight Jake Paul between Tate and Jake yeah I think boxing I feel like
Jake Paul would be the heavy favorite I think he would after that last fight I think he would
and also like I think what do you think make you think make you think make
more sales, Tater. I haven't seen Tate
really fight that much. I think Tate brings in more of a
paper view. The tricky thing is like
you want... They both do. They both do.
Yeah, but you want Jake to be a heel. Tate's selling more
tickets. The best
fight for Jake is when he's fighting
someone that people love.
Because
Jake has like a Mayweather thing where like people paid to see
Mayweather lose. True. Right?
So it's like Jake should fight
Tom Hanks. Like who's the
most beloved person? Like that
you should want to see
that hero of yours finally beat Jake.
So the question about the Tate fight is...
But a lot of people consider Tate their hero.
They do, but I don't know if there's enough people that you just...
Like, Anderson Silva wasn't just a fighter.
He was all of M.M.A.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it's like he's...
I think it'd be way bigger than that fight, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm curious.
That shit's at like a mill likes in 11 hours.
Oh, it's huge.
12.5 mil views.
On Jake Paul's page?
On Jake Paul's page.
Yeah, it's going to be huge.
Wow, that's pretty crazy.
In 11 hours.
Yeah.
That is insane.
Are you a big UFC fan?
Yeah, I really like U.S.
I saw you had Bruce Buffner introduce you.
Yeah.
How dope was that?
That's dope.
How much did that cost you?
Do it for free?
Bruce is a stuff.
No, no, no.
We put some money in his pocket, but he's very sweet.
I just didn't want to inconvenience him.
Like we got to fly him out
Well how fired up did you get
When that guy fucking announces
You're coming out
Dude he's just the man
Like
Like and
The energy is there
Like he didn't half ass anything
Like
He's just that dude
Have you met Izzy?
No but
What do you think of his vibe?
Bro he's the best
His vibes
I saw him make a comment
At a press conference where he was like
Yo I'm gonna do a TikTok dance
Once I beat you
Yeah
And that really just like
Maybe not a fan anymore
Why you do TikTok's like three times
I know but I'm not like a day
I'm not a fucking UFC warrior
bro
the ring funny and somebody is what is this tictox with the game yeah yeah yeah why are you on
ticot i'm trying to understand like is this your character are you like the hater or something like
who am i'm i'm just like i'm trying to understand like you're you're hating on izzie for
doing ticot dances when you do ticot dances like i love i love justin pori and i'm trying to
understand your last ticot yeah yeah before you can you explain what the dynamic is here
like you guys are like friends with these people you're the newest so you could take the shots
like i'm trying to understand what it is like you're going to have to
see him bro that's fine this is stearney's last tictock that's funny yeah he's got a sense of humor
he's a comedian that's funny i know but he's shown the rest of the page but that's like tic talk but he's
making fun of tictox yeah yeah yeah yeah see he's got a real comedian here yeah real comedian no
daff up or no yeah yeah yeah we're not there yeah yeah we're there yeah i like what you're doing
no but he's like he's like he's like a ticotker this guy like he he goes for it bro this was a trend yeah
But they hate, you know, you can't hate on TikTok.
No, don't hate it on TikTok.
No, you try to get pussy.
Remember when I told you the comics trying to get pussy?
Oh, you think I'm that guy?
That's what that is.
What gives you that read?
Everyone is a girl trend.
Yeah, so what?
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
You should.
Maximize it, bro.
You're short.
No, I'm not saying it's bad.
I'm like, you have to maximize your fame in order to get the highest, what is it,
value female or whatever it is.
Yeah, you think so?
A hundred percent.
I think you should.
Got it.
But I think you're a smart guy.
Stein is a funny guy, though.
I think that, like, if girls gave you the chance,
they'd go, I actually really kind of like this guy a lot.
Okay.
What gives you that read if you just met me, though?
Because you're smart.
You know what you're doing.
Yeah, I don't know.
But yeah, you got to make a name for yourself.
You got to find, like, a way to...
How often do you watch our stuff?
Because I feel like you're pretty educated.
But you're like the guy...
I think you're the guy that acts like he doesn't know anything about it,
but he watches everything.
I've never watched a podcast in its entirety.
But you know, Steve's on a...
Rumble. You've watched a lot of the NELC videos. Steve is a part of culture. Okay. So things that
Steve do, and that's what I think is most impressive, is that you found a way to like,
yeah, I mean, you just, you get it, bro. You found a way to be part of culture. Um,
and then when I come on a podcast, I try to be prepared, you know? So, like, I did a little research
on all you guys. How do you prepare? Like, what do you watch? I watch it at least,
at least clips of a podcast. Like, I was watching parts of the Elon stuff. I was watching parts of
the Yadi stuff.
The Yadi was interview was hilarious.
Because you guys were like interviewing Drake through Yadi.
That, I mean.
So what's like hanging with Drake?
Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't, that wasn't me.
But yeah, that's what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah.
But he was great, his energy to handle that.
But yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I like, I like to be research when I go on and talk to people.
It makes me feel more confident.
I want to know what I'm going to expect.
What do you think of recently,
Elon with the $8
verification. Are you on Twitter?
I am on Twitter. Are you going to pay the $8?
You seem like an $8 pay guy.
What makes you feel that way?
You want to have that like verification sauce.
You think? Why do you think that?
I just want to get that vibe because it's like if you're not verified on Twitter
but you're on all platforms you want to have that like sauce.
Yeah. I could see why.
Yeah, I could see why maybe feel like that.
I got the opposite from him.
Well, do you agree or no?
No, I don't really care about the verification.
It's good. I miss something.
No, we're talking about the Twitter verification.
This is what it's normally like?
No, I mean, I was having a good time.
Okay.
I never do them.
And when I do them, I stay silent.
But with you...
You did the Trump one.
I did see clips of the Trump one.
I didn't say a word.
That's not true.
You gave him a watch.
Yeah, but before that, I didn't say one single word.
Were you nervous?
What was the feeling?
Nervous, but also I really like, I really like Trump.
I just am not good at speaking.
So, like, even here, I'm just not good at speaking.
Why do you say that?
He's got a very endearing quality.
So I just kind of stay silent.
Yeah.
Well, why didn't you speak on the Trump podcast?
I just, I couldn't get myself to.
I mean, I was...
I see why people are so drawn to you.
You have a very endearing quality,
but you also say the most fucked up crazy things.
Yeah.
So people are probably really protective of you, I would imagine.
I don't know about that.
Like, were people furious when you got canceled?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people were.
Yeah. Because they're like he's a nice guy and he does funny fucked up shit. But you're getting rid of a guy who's genuinely nice.
Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people are mad. But I think everything's going good right now. Like I'm making videos getting a million views per video, which I'm happy with. I mean, on a new platform, which is great.
Which has a fraction of the people. So to get those numbers, it's unreal. Yeah. So I always have like, almost have like the same amount of people watching live. Like I had like 25,000 people watching them rumble.
Like while my video's going live and on YouTube, it's just like 30,000.
And they'll never let you back on YouTube?
No, but I also text YouTube fucking fucked up shit.
I get drunk and then I text it.
Oh, you just rage to text them.
Who do you text?
Yeah, I don't know her name, but I have her in a contact as YouTube.
I'm just like.
What the girl that called?
Yeah, I just fire off on her sometimes.
Does it say delivered?
No, she's actually a brokey.
She has the green.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
Yeah
You know what I'm talking about
You got to take the number to WhatsApp
But Steve it delivers
Yeah I have her on
I can message her on WhatsApp
She does what she tells you
Oh nice yeah
Yeah
But yeah I have a loyal
A little fan base
A little fan base
Yeah that's good
You guys are good at curating that
You speak to them personally
I think it's brilliant
You have millions of people
And you're finding a way
To make each one of them
Personally feel connected to you
And I think that the people who do that well have the most success,
especially when it comes to like, good.
Like this is so fucking genius.
This is, like when I saw the number, like people tell me what you guys were doing
with the merch and I was like, holy shit, like they have a movement.
And then when I saw this, I was like when you're going to a product,
because products is not fucking easy.
No, it's not.
Like this to me was the most impressive thing.
I've seen you guys do the videos, which are hilarious.
Turning this into an actual fucking thing.
That's next level.
Appreciate it, bro.
Alcohol game is not to be played with.
It's a mafia.
Yeah, it's a fucking political business.
It is a fucking...
It's so political, bro.
Bro, when you hit me up yesterday, you're like,
I'm going to meet liquor companies.
Yeah.
You got to kind of kiss the ring a little bit.
You have to, bro.
You can't even get...
You got to shake hands,
fucking kiss babies and shit.
You could have millions of people
who you know ride for you.
Yeah.
And it doesn't matter,
unless you go, go.
Makes you understand how the world ticks, for sure.
Like, yeah.
So how do you continue to satisfy your fans
and what they want, the content they want,
while also being political, satisfying?
That's what we're dealing with,
and it's a struggle every day,
and we've got to make certain decisions.
Yeah, yeah, because that's...
Because you've got to stay true to yourself, too.
Like, don't want to sell out.
But that's the thing that the companies always do.
They love that you're wild.
They love that you're hilarious until they part of it.
And then it's like, oh, don't do this.
Yeah, it's like, well, no, no, I'm wild and hilarious.
That's why people are going to buy our drink.
Exactly.
That's why people feel like a connectivity.
They see the videos and they go, oh, that's me and my friends.
Have you ever dealt with something like that?
Yeah, for sure.
When was the point where you had to like...
I mean, obviously with the special, it was big, but there are like certain brands,
even with the podcast who are like, to be honest, it's been pretty good.
That's the beauty of numbers also, like when you deliver.
That's the thing I realized about Hollywood.
And most of these companies is like everybody's,
in a race to be second.
You know what I mean by that?
How so?
Like, right now there's no rate at our comedies.
I'm going to make a rate at our comedy.
And it's going to fucking make a quarter million dollars
of the box or a quarter billion dollars
at the box office.
And after that, every studio is going to go,
it's time to make rate at our comedies.
It's okay.
Let the floodgates out.
We could actually do it now.
Right now, everybody's terrified
because they're worried they're going to lose their job.
It takes one.
and usually an independent force to do it,
and then everybody wants to jump on board.
So it's like, I imagine some of these companies
were terrified when you were putting out podcasts,
and then they saw them fucking numbers,
and they saw people walk into Costco or wherever you can.
What's the biggest retailer that you guys have these at?
Probably like Ralph's Crowlers.
Ralph, so they're walking around, they fucking sell out,
and all of a sudden it's like,
oh yeah, let them do the Tate episode.
Let them do...
I know.
It's a fucking weird time, right?
right now.
Yeah, but it's numbers don't lie, man.
I know.
As long as you don't get too locked, I think it's politics, I think it's a financial system.
If you become political or you question the financial system, the powers it be...
That's facts.
That's what happened to Portnoy.
Portnoy was doing all that fucking gamble, not even gambling up, what was it, uh, he was
doing the day trader, something like that?
Yeah, Davey day trader.
And all of a sudden it was...
He stopped?
Well, I don't know if he stopped, but I know that they tried to make that motherfucker
radioactive and there were articles coming out.
the business insider about me too shit like you've never heard anything before that he goes and
fucks with the stock market and then literally business insider why would business insider be published
in articles i don't think there's a coincidence that that shit scares me bro that's what i'm that's and
that's why you got to think about that with politics it's like if you guys were like knell because
of left wing or right wing it they just they wanted to devour you with rogan happened every
single time that he's supported a candidate the next day there's an article
about the worst thing that he possibly said.
I gave Trump a presidential relax.
So I feel like that could have something to do.
Can we make a cancellation?
I don't know.
Really?
I don't know.
I mean,
like,
they just canceled me out of nowhere.
Yeah,
it seemed like to have vendetta.
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't think that was really fair.
That's a fact.
But what I was doing,
it was like,
it wasn't like right to just delete my entire YouTube.
I don't know why you can't just make another page
and then at least abide by the very strict rules
that they would give you.
But the things I was abide.
by the rules on Steve will do it.
It was on this other page.
I had zero strikes on Steve will do it.
Steve will do it too.
You know what's frustrating also?
I can imagine being in your shoes
whereas like you know that you are made an example of
and then people aren't acknowledging
that it was unfair.
Yeah.
At least let YouTube be like,
yeah, we crucified you on purpose.
Then you could go to bed.
But it wasn't fair just because like the website
that they canceled me for is allowed.
on their platform.
Yeah.
So that's why it's really unfair.
You're allowed to say, hey, I'm on stake.
Yeah.
I'm doing this.
On stake.
Yeah.
Best website, but God forbid you show the dot com.
And then it's over.
It's over.
Yeah.
There's only a few, like, gambling sites.
I feel bad.
I feel like you came at me a little bit there.
Why do you feel bad?
I just feel like you targeted me.
Is you or no?
Is someone tell you to do that?
No.
I thought you were just being a little annoying.
How?
I think that I think you're annoying.
Really?
A little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what made me, what makes you think that?
I don't know.
It's going to be like a therapy session.
Yeah, I mean, what the fuck?
Are you, I don't know if you're playing a character or you're having like an insecure moment.
If you're having a vulnerable insecure moment, then I want to like talk about it.
No, I mean, I'm kind of playing something, but what?
Oh, if you're playing something.
What did I say that triggered you can say that?
I think he's so insecure and I think he plays his character.
He's so insecure and.
Wait, but what did I say that triggered you.
Do you find it hard to be yourself?
I think that's it.
That's what I do, bro.
Do you think?
But I get shit on a lot for doing that.
No, you get shit.
on because of the character you play because you can't be yourself.
It's hard to be around people who are being themselves and not be yourself.
What did I do that piss you off?
I wouldn't say I was pissed off.
Why would you say out?
What did I do that annoyed you?
You were the one that came back and said that you felt hurt.
I do feel hurt because I feel like you got pissed off of me.
Well, that's what happens when you have real reactions when you're being phony.
When was I phony?
When was I phony?
When was I phony with you?
And then you got a real reaction.
You can't be upset.
When was I phony with you?
But you're doing exactly what you should do.
You should try to get your moments.
This is a good moment for you.
Bro, you're crazy.
You think I'm doing this for clicks?
Even the way your voice sounds when you say it isn't real.
Do you think you're being real?
I'm just trying to be you.
I mean, I'm supposed to be connected with you as fucking Mish Bukha right now.
But like you're coming at me, so I'm curious.
He thinks I'm Jewish.
You are, aren't you?
No.
Oh, no, you're done.
Take a laugh.
Oh, fuck.
Don't take a laugh, bro.
You would do this to your Jewish brother, huh?
No, never.
We roll like that.
Wow.
It's fucked up.
No, just say how you honestly feel.
Don't.
I feel good, bro.
I think you're pretty.
You don't feel good. You don't feel good. You feel insecure right now because you think I don't
like you. Why do you think I don't like you? Because you turned on me like probably like an
hour 20 into the pod. And was there anything that maybe you did to change my energy towards you?
Or how about this? Do you think that I gave you a fair shot in the beginning?
You did. But I sent a text during the pod and I think that's when it turned. Is that when it turned?
Maybe. I don't know. Your line of questioning after that wasn't great. But I do, I do sense that
you're playing a bit of a character and I don't have as much of a tolerance for characters as I do
for authenticity. You don't think I'm being authentic. I think in certain moments you were and that
kind of like irritates me. And what can you give us an example? Especially if it's antagonistic.
If you're playing a character because you're insecure and you're just trying to do your best to
like exist in this moment, which is a high stakes moment, that's okay. But can you give me an example
of when you felt that I was playing a character? I think you need attention. I think you're doing
anything you can to get attention. And right now,
you're making this podcast about you, which is the most boring part of the conversation.
We have much more interesting people to discuss whose lives are more fascinating.
No.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have to want to do a podcast again, straight up.
Even that doesn't sound real.
You might have just retired.
No, straight on.
I got to fuck whatever did this shit again.
No, you'd never walk away from that.
I honestly can't tell if you're playing a character or not.
And I think that that's a real problem.
I think it's a real, like, socializing problem.
You don't.
You just have to decide.
If you do, the fact that you're upset makes me feel like you don't think I am.
Got it.
Well, thank you so much for hurting myself esteem and probably keeping me inside tonight.
I hope you have a great night.
Even that's not real.
You're going out tonight.
You're going out.
Yeah, you're going to party.
It's okay, man.
Oh, my God.
You're new to this, right?
How long you've been doing this?
Entertainment?
A while.
I think you're a smart dude.
Don't get shows going, bro.
No, I want to get him going.
I do think you're going to get dusted.
You're a smart guy.
Okay.
I do think you're a smart dude.
I genuinely mean that.
Okay.
I think that you...
But what makes you think that I'm trying to do this for myself?
Because I don't give a fuck.
We can take this out.
We're all doing this for some sort of self-benefit.
That's why we're talking to microphones.
I do this because I actually enjoy it.
I'm putting on YouTube.
I do this because I enjoy it, though.
I didn't say that you...
Two things can be true, right?
Yeah.
You do this because you enjoy it.
You also do it because you make money.
You also do it because you get clout.
You also do it because you get to express your opinions.
Sure.
Multiple things can be true.
Okay.
Right?
sure what i'm saying is is that if you were being your truest purest most authentic self i think
you would have behaved differently in the podcast you would have got a different behavior from me
i'm not out here to bully someone who feels like insecure like i think that's the worst thing ever
i think that if somebody feels insecure and they're pretending to be something they're not
you know that's what it is but i think you need to find yourself a little man i'm just i'm just
trying to figure out where where this took this turn we're still talking about you no but where did
this take this turn. We don't even have to have the mics on, bro.
Well, how about this? I mean,
everyone's fucking screaming. We got to go here.
I think we got to wrap up. I think we got to wrap up. I think we got to wrap up.
I mean, I personally had fun. I don't know if you did, but I appreciate, Andrew.
I'm really impressed with you guys have done. I'm being this sincerely. Like, genuinely
impressed. Thank you, bro. You're a fucking legend. We appreciate you. Thank you guys very much.
I think you got a show on YouTube. Steve. I think you got to make time. Andrew's
doing that, man. Thank you. You got a really cool quality.
Thank you. What you're building is fucking.
And you're sharp, man.
Thank you, bro.
You're sharp, dude.
Thank you.
It is cool to see that.
Yeah, you're sharp.
What's good with the live stream Saturday?
He's doing a live stream Saturday.
Yeah, why don't you guys come back?
And then we've got to make time now.
I mean, we got to.
We got to bring Steinie.
Should we?
Yeah.
Is he still invited?
Listen, there's no.
Why don't we continue the rehab session on the live?
There's nothing.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
About me.
I got therapy.
Do you want to come?
10 a.m.
6 p.m.
I got therapy.
so boy you just did me he's cute
he's a cutie
he's a cutie and then we're going to bounce
100% 100%
absolutely but now I'd love to have you guys there
if you want to do it man we gotta figure out a time
say me now we'll make it happen this is awesome
thank you're a fucking man
oh it's Friday now I'm gonna message you guys
okay brother thank you infamous
let's go yes