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I know from back in merch days, back in merch days with us, whenever we got arrested, we sold a shit ton of merch, right, Jesse? Yeah, definitely trigger some sales. The back end of Sunday Red? You know, maybe that was planned. Maybe that was an ad for Sunday, right?

His manager gave him a handful of pills. They were like, buddy, fucking, we need some marketing. Go take a lap around the neighborhood. Well, dude, there was a time when I remember we probably sold like 20,000 mugshot shirts. I know. And this is Tiger Woods. What was the first thing you guys got arrested for? I was in like high school fucking just geeking.

Stacking like 10 pizza boxes and going to someone's door and saying like, hey, these pizza, these pizzas. are for you. And the lady got so triggered. It was, it's always the stupidest shit you got arrested for, right? I mean, dude, the craziest shit ever, I think, in Elkishri is just you guys actually doing the Coke prank in Mexico. That was fucking ridiculous. That was one that's like, you know, the moment. I mean, I was scared of shit. I was fucking still running it, which I was like, bro, we got the clip. Let's go. But then when we got that shit translated, because we don't know what they're saying. So we slept at a fan's house and someone translated it. and it was like,

we're going to drop this guys in the desert and like take their money and their Coke. And like, dude, it was like, after you got, you got scared even though you knew you were safe. It was like, oh,

we're dealing with, no, the, the, we went to a fan's house had spoke Spanish. And he like, translated the video to us.

And we were like, oh, fuck. Like, this is the cartel. And they wanted to kill us and they thought we had real Coke in the, in the car or the van or whatever.

Do we have a van? Was it in the Scion? No. Yeah, it was your car. Was it? Dude, I was heavy. Have you ever been arrested? I know you guys?

I haven't. Dude, I just got arrested. But when I was young, when I was young, I got arrested for, it was a fake ID, and I was already sort of on the health wave. So I was like out using a fake, like with my buddies drinking. And I literally had vitamins in my pocket because I would go out and drink and I would have like vitamin C, magnesium, activated charcoal and acetyl system and all the dominant stuff.

And so the cop is like patting me down. He's like, dude, he's like, empty your pockets. I'm like, yeah, no worries. And I pull out a handful of pills and he goes, what the hell is that? And I'm like, it's vitamins. And he goes, dude, sure it is. And I get in an argument with bro. I'm like, no, it's vitamins.

And he's like, yeah, I've heard that one before, buddy. So what happened is he starts lab testing these things and he's sure it's going to be ecstasy or drugs or whatever. And I'm in the back of a cop car. And it wasn't exeter drugs. And I think he felt embarrassed because when I get to the station, they go, you are getting charged with a felony false impersonation for having a fake idea i go what the fuck i got out of there in a day all the charges got dropped it was all good but yeah be careful with your vitamins when you're

out drinking bro that's wild you think those uh vitamins and shit those uh hangover pre pre drinking things work at all i see that purple tree ad everywhere i mean i've ripped them but it depends what's in them and like yeah i don't know man i mean yeah before you drink you should be doing vitamin c you should be hydrating with electrolytes, you could take an acetylcyne, which is absolutely amazing for your liver. It boost glutathione, which is your body's master antioxidant. You could rip glutathione like you were talking about. And then like after you drink, or maybe like with like your third or fourth drink, you can start taking activated charcoal pills. So like if you get alcohol poisoning, they will pump you full of activated charcoal at the hospital. But you can like kind of take like small amounts

of activated charcoal and you'll notice your hang out. How does one consume activated charcoal? Capsules. get little capsules and take like two or three of them. I think once the damage is done, it's done, in my opinion. I think the pre is more important than the post when it comes to a hay liver. Like a milk pistol, you know what to protect the liver or something. When the damage is done, it's fucking done. So I think a combination of a pre before you drink and then an after to kind of soften up the blow a little bit.

I think if we made that. Yeah, there's some cool research on vitamin B1. Santa Cruz, we should make it. We should make it. me and freezer, freezer, you need it, I need it. Yeah. You guys can do all the market testing, dude, just every weekend tweaking formulas. Should we make it, Santa Cruz?

That would be pretty fire, bro. I know some stuff that could actually work. If you were saying after drinking, it's like how much water I drink and electrolytes before I go to bed is like a big difference to tomorrow. If I got drunk and passed out. Hangover is a number of things, right? Santa Cruz, do you know what causes it? It's like lack of sleep, dehydration, and then what's it called?

Acetylaldehyde, basically like a poison that alcohol. You know, alcohol is a poison at the end of the day. It can be a fun one for people. I get that. But like the main things you can solve are sort of that sleep dehydration, and then you can make some meaningful progress in the detoxification pathways. And then there's just basic stuff that happens when you go out and drink, like blood sugar dysregulation.

So like you could look into something like a methylated form of vitamin B. one in there, which would help. So yeah, it could be interesting. I bet there, because some of these shots, bro, it's like, oh, the hangover cure and you look at like what's in there. And it's like, bro, this is like a shot of coconut water and they're just taxing people. It's kind of fun. Yeah. People's waking up hungover as fuck, but that company made their money. Like, they're like, fuck it. Do you guys see Tiger? He got, uh, accepted to go to Switzerland for rehab. A judge gave him. I heard that's like the finest of the finest rehab facilities. Isn't he addicted to Swiss, like white chicks. Like, isn't that his type?

Like, the Swiss white chick kind of vibe. I think Tiger does like white women for sure. Can you be addicted to a type of woman? I think you could be addicted to a type of women, yeah. Yeah, I take it back. That's a pretty good gig, though, getting to go to rehab in Switzerland, just getting to fuck off completely.

Honestly, yeah, if there's a photo that, you got to ship him to Switzerland after that. Bro, that's me on my Iowa-A trip right there, dude. Same pose. Is this a video, though? Like, it shows him screaming? Yeah, there wasn't any, like, video right from the back car. He was, he wrapping

the top of the edits. Go back real quick. I don't know. He probably knows he's on camera, right? He's probably trying to hide his face. I mean, he doesn't look like it. Dude, that first one is just fucking ridiculous. Hey, go back. Go back to the other one. Guy actually looks like Mother Teresa in the first.

Go back to that. edit photo. This might be marketing. Is that not, he's pushing a Sunday red logo? Look at this. No, this is not, this is AI, dude.

I don't think Mother Teresa. I think Mother Teresa. He's just off a hydrocodone. Sunday red, I'm guarantee you Sunday red is booming right now. Booming, dude. Him dropping,

I just got off the phone with the president is like the craziest hardest line I think ever. What do you, what do you think, how do you think that combo went down? What do you think Tiger said? What do you think Trump said? I don't think Trump said.

I don't think Trump actually. answer. I think Tiger just said that. I think he just said that to be like, yeah, buddy. Yeah. Like, just shit on him quick. I don't know, though. I feel like if Tiger Woods is calling Trump, Trump is actually picking up no matter kind of what meeting he's in. I think if he's in the middle of a Russia-Ukraine negotiation and his phone looks and he sees Tiger, I think he's saying one second, fellas, and he's picking it up. That's, I'm going, I guarantee that. What the fuck is good with this? Yeah, he's like, he's like, what something can't be going. I mean, because he knows, well, maybe, but he knows if Tiger's hitting him up out of the blue, it's for something not good.

Trump is one of the boys first and a president second, I think. I think if Tiger Woods is calling him and I think geopolitics comes second. What do you think Tiger Woods's name is in Trump's phone? Do you think he's got like a little tiger emoji or like, do you think it's just Tiger? Gotta be just Tiger. I don't know how he gets away with this shit. His car literally. Yeah, his car's side.

If his car wasn't sideways, he might have been able to somehow, you know. Yeah, I need to see how he even did that. On a road like that, that seems like it's pretty hard to do. It's kind of impressive. I'm not going to lie. I mean, I wouldn't be a hero somehow, but yeah. Like, did he just fucking zing the curb and do a barrel roll going 60? Tiny, how was your weekend, buddy?

It was good. Yeah, what did you do? Yeah, raised until 6 a.m. last night. Jesse, if you really want to know, my house is absolutely destroyed. You had a party last night? Yeah. So you're seeing stars right now, Steady. Pretty much.

I mean, I'm good, but it got a little out of hand. It escalated very, very quickly. What is it? The pre-Cochella crowd, or? Yeah, there's a lot of people here in L.A. And I don't know what the, dude. It went from four of us having dinner to like 80 people in my living room. So.

Oh, shit. Yeah, my house is so fucking destroyed. I wish I could do it like a cam so you guys could see it, but it's not. That's the thing with L.A. is house parties spread so fast. So fast. And like, like,

is there another city where the address just like spreads around so quick? I remember that from living in L.A. No, dude. Yeah, like,

is New York like that? You can't get to luxury apartments. Like in New York and Miami, you're not like getting up to the, the penthouse. Yeah, that's true. You roll up.

You're right there. You say you're like Mcloven's cousin and you somehow walk in. I feel like L.A. is more of like an open. door policy too when you have a house party because someone could have been at like fucking Leonardo DiCaprio's party last weekend. So if they pull up to your house and you're

like, yo, like, I can't let you in. They get like, they like feel away about it too. And they're like, what the fuck? Like you notice that's tiny or no. Yeah. Like people don't accept when you say you can't come in. Yeah, I don't really honestly. I didn't have that last night. Thank God. But I don't care to say like, yo, dude, there's no chance. Like, you know what I mean? Like, dude, I don't want you in my house. Like who the, I don't know. They're showing you sound about.

I've had a couple of weirdos before, bro. At my, at my house, this is when I stopped doing this. In my house two years ago, I got a selfie from this guy that was like the most face-tatted guy you've ever seen, like on a,

like a TV show like a Beyond Scared Straight. And this guy texting me is like, you are we running it back tonight? And I was just like, dude, you have my fucking house last night? And I was like, I'm done with this shit.

Not judging, but like, dude, it was crazy. I got a crazy-ass fucking, first time in L.A. for the Bieber. And then, wait, I had the people across the street from me send their ring camera footage to my landlord. And it was like 400 people outside of my house. And the guy, I got evicted, but it was like, whatever. Forge, remember that bedroom you slept in up top in that Airbnb?

I rented Bieber weekend. Yeah. Fucking guy just pulls up in Gucci flip-flops. I'm hung dick after the Justin Bieber album listening party. and I'm like, God, I don't hear anyone, dude, you're tripping. And he's like, dude, someone's fucking upstairs. And you already dipped. This guy's just walking around perked out in our crib.

Fucking that house was like $8,000. I'm like, Gunner grabs him by the neck on the stairs. He's like, what the fuck are you doing in here, guy? And he's just like, I'm looking for something I left here like a bag. And we're like, dude, you got to get the fuck out of here. Then Gunner is still blacked out freaking out on him. We walked him up by his collar up three sets of stairs. and just threw them out the gate.

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Yeah. I was like, fuck, dude. I was like, so bad. I just went to Santa Cruz's house last night and just have it. Like, that just sounds so good. You would have been, you would have been watching. Watch a movie is your girl has bone broth soup and we're just chilling. Yeah, it's pretty much exactly.

I'm low-key, probably on half of Zand and you're not. And it's just like the best day. I was asleep by like, I was out by 10.30. Dude, you feel like you're so much better than us. I just get that fucking, like, condescending bullshit. I just feel, I do feel better right now, but I'm not better. And the other thing that I actually want to bring up really quick is like, I can't get over, like, and I've thought about this all week, but we talked about how you want to live to be 140. Like, yeah, I'm going to do it.

Whatever you're saying? I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. But it's like, dude, why do you want to be 140 where you, like, have to walk around with a staff and you're wrinkly as fuck and you can't really move. A staff sounds kind of cool. A staff sounds kind of cool. You should have said a cane because a cane sounds like.

Okay, cane, whatever. You can't get laid. You can't fucking, you can't do anything athletic. No, he's like, yeah, he's gandolph the gray. I was like, but not with any of the shit you could do. I don't know. If I can surf, if I can surf on my 100th birthday, which I'm going to do, I'm literally going to do that. I'm going to be on a wave on my 100th birthday.

I'll text it to you, you know, or whatever at that point. I would love to be there to see that. I'm going to back Santa. on this. I'm sorry, Stani. You're going to take Santa Cruz? Yeah, dude. When you think about it, when you're 39 and you're in Ed. Okay, Jesse, I bet you 10 grand

that Santa Cruz is not surfing at 100 years old. All right. Dude, you got to adjust for inflation. You got to better $7 million on that. You're not going to be alive to fucking pay me the money. Fuck, that is a problem. How old are you, Seth, Cruz?

I'm 33. Yeah, fuck. I don't think I'll be there to pay it. But I'll put something aside for it. I'll put it in the will. You'll live to 100, bro. We got science, man. We got modern medicine, Steiny. We got you. You're going to be good, bro.

Okay, well, I'm relying on you for that. Keep the fellas in here in the loop on any new things we got to get on right away, too. That's all I need to hear. Dude, go to Brian Johnson's house, dude. Stay with him for a few days, bro. Dude, I could not spend, like, a day at that guy's house. It would be so weird. I don't know.

I don't know what we have in common. You know what I mean? I could do a day. He rips workouts, dude. Oh, bro, that's going to be me. That's true. Dude, you can't have me going to, dude. I'm going to go to Turkey.

If my hair ends up like that, I'm going to be in Turkey getting something, man. That's pretty good flow for 100, bro. That's good letty, dude. Yeah, for a hundred for triple digits. That's not bad, dude. That's like the side mulli tech. Dude, I look like that guy. I look like that guy in Italy that dances with like a bunch of chicks and has the yachts.

That guy's living life, bro. You guys see. Jake Paul's talking about Drewski's skit and saying that he's going to do a blackface. Yeah. That shit was hilarious, bro. Is that fair game or what? Honestly. I think it's fair game.

I feel like it's fair game. Like, if something's funny, if he does something that is genuinely funny, I'm all for it. Like, I don't, humor trumps everything. I think that's the key word, though. If it's not funny, yeah. If it's not funny, it's not funny. If Drewski's wasn't funny, then it would have been bad, too. but as long as it's funny

so I guess it's up to the person right? I mean is Robert Dowdy Jr. The first to do that in fucking Tropics Hunter? Yeah. He's playing a guy that thinks it's okay to be blackface and staying character but like just straight up doing it.

Dude, your guy Trudeau up there. Maybe not your guy but he Trudeau was rocking blackface up there. And the problem is Trudeau tries to be all woke and this and that. That's the thing. J. Paul doesn't try to be that. So I think he could, you know.

I think, Jake Paul could kill it and make it funny. He's not in that space. When you operate in that space, so you try to be all woke and this, yeah, you can't do it. I still can't believe Trudeau is plowing Katie Perry. Like, that's just the most insane turn of events ever.

Are you fucking kidding? You didn't know that? Trudeau was wrenching Katie Perry. Yeah, bro. Guy fucking dug the country into the dirt for 10 years. Fucking leaves and then starts banging Katie Perry. You think he rinses her to the song, fireworks? I would.

Trudeau's dust. Crazy. I'm just dying at Steiny, knowing how Steinie feels right now because I feel brutal. That's my one night partying in like two weeks and I'm fucking just over it. So stupid, dude. Yeah, dude, I'm over. Look at my face. It's bloated from all the fucking stews.

I fucking hate it. Danny Pesto? Oh, yeah. Clav went out. Oh, yeah. What drugs? What's he on? He had someone choke him to sleep.

Whoa. Yeah, so he had his boy choke him to sleep because I think Armand choked his friend. So they're like, oh, this would be funny. His boy did hold it a little too long because clab goes out. You can see, and he's still holding it. Bro, like, I have fans come up in my meetups and ask me to choke them out. And my lawyer a while ago was like, hey, never do that. No, so unhealthy.

Why the fuck would you want to volunteer to do that? People ask me every single meetup. I'm going to ask over 15 times to choke people out. I'm like, no, absolutely not. I saw Porriere just did it to a fan. This shit sucks, man. I was like, what the fuck? I just don't get that.

Yeah, my lawyer is basically saying they could come back and be like, well, I didn't expect to get, like, whatever damage they get, and then, like, it could be a whole thing. But I've been choked out before. It sucks, bro. It's not like... By who? It kind of sucks.

Just had jiu-jitsu. Just, like, not tapping to... Like, you let him do it, or you just... No, stuck in a guillotine. I thought I could escape. And then next time I know, I'm kind of up. And I go, yeah, you went out for a second. I guess Lizzo said she would only lose her virginity after winning a Grammy.

Lizzo's always saying crazy shit, I feel. Wait, she's a virgin? Is she skinny now because of, she on Reddit Trut. Lizzo's definitely been stabbing Ozempic. Yeah, pull up Lizzo. Like, current. Yeah, I don't even know what she looks like anymore. What does Lizzo even do?

Does she make music? Yeah. I only know Lizzo for. for just being like fat and saying crazy shit. She plays like the violin or some shit. I saw some viral clip for like violin or flute or like

I don't know. Isn't that a thing? Or my fucking tripping. My thing is if fat is so beautiful, if being fat is great, then why do you get on Ozempic and make yourself not fat? Because everyone wants to be fit. I agree. I agree with that. They're like, fat is

healthy. You saw the Jillian Michaels debate where these fat people are like, no, like being fat is healthy. It's like, okay, Lizzo claim the same shit. Like, why are you, I mean, good on you for losing weight, but shit. She lost some LBs. OZMPIC or not, you know, I think OZMPIC can be valuable for people like that. And like, but yeah, then talk about it. Be like, hey, I was fat and it was super unhealthy and I felt horrible. And this is what I did to fucking fix it, you know? Like, who cares? Just say it. I feel like it's a part of her brand to be fat. So she's probably like, fuck, I can't get too

skinny. 74% America is overweight or obese. So when you rock that as your brand, a lot of people are going to identify with it. But like you could also be like, or I could motivate all those other people that looked up to me to like lose weight and that's a positive.

Like you know what I mean? Like I feel like comedians deal with that too. They're like, oh, like I'm only funny if I'm fat. And it's like you're just, I think that's a stupid way to look at it. Like someone's a fan of you and you're going to be like, oh, sick, I'm going to get fit now too.

JV's boy, he's like, God, let's just get you up to 280 pounds, 290, and have you started Netflix show? I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm doing the opposite of that guy. It is true. You're funnier when you're fatter, I think. Yeah, Hyundai, yeah. Gabe is an example of that. 100%.

Because when you're fat, you could get away with that, like, more, because it's like, oh, he's fat, like. But then that means you've got to up your talent. Right? Like, I don't know. Yeah. My talent will go up once I'm 185 and just shredding birds. I just feel like you were leaning on like the fat.

If you do that, you'll be a douchebag for sure. Oh, Honda. I mean, that's what I'm trying to hit 190. I'm at 206 right now. So that's my goal, Kyle. That and other scratch. Road to scratch is not going good. Yeah, Kyle has a lot of, a lot of goals out there.

10% body fat, road to scratch going. Not good. Any improvements? Not good, bro. I might have bit off more than I could chew. What's your timeline again? How much time do you have? Dude, make it road to five handicap, man.

No, we'll keep a road to scratch. August, August 14th. See you four months to become a scratch golfer? Four months. And your handicaps, what? I don't have an official handicap, but I'd shot 91 the first day. It was a bad day, though. It was a bad day.

15 maybe? Yeah. It was a bad day. That's a cool goal to set. After Coachella, I think I'm going to be pretty much living on golf courses. Yeah, what's your, what's your Sked looking like for this? Have you talked to a golf coach yet? Someone just hit me up about being coach.

Yeah, I got a couple golf coaches. But pretty much, I'm just going to be probably practicing for like four to six hours a fucking day, six times a week. Wow. That's sick. You need a golf simulator, a golf simulator in your house, bro. I might just dip Miami for a little bit too. I think after Coachella, I might maybe go to Zona.

I'll go to Zona or Jupiter and post up there for a bit. And then we might get an RV freezer. Big John's in and shit too. And we might just rodey across the country and just stay at golf courses. That'll be each or Torrey Pines. Just park the RV on the golf course and just practice every day. That's sick. Yeah, because it's so absurd that it's like fuck.

What did Big John shoot? We played alternate shot. Me and Big John versus Slim and DoD. We beat them by one. Let's go. I don't know enough about golf to understand how hard being a scratch golfer is. It's fucking hard, bro. You can't make like mistakes.

There's just no mistakes. Yeah, that's the thing about golf. No mistakes. You can't make a mistake. It's just like beating yourself, you know? But it's cool because it's like I've already done the fitness thing a little bit. So this is more of like if I could achieve this, it kind of just shows.

If I could do this, anything's possible. Because this is just fucked. You're not there in four months. I think you still keep going for it. Yeah. No, I'm going to get there. I'm going to get there. I'm still.

because now I got to lock the fucking... I know, you can't freezer. If I ever beat you in a 1B1 on the golf course, that's what I said. Yeah, I don't want that. You do not want that. I wanted to know what your coach said, though, because mine's making a schedule for me,

and I'm like, all right, let's fucking do this. Two hours in the sim and night, you know, roll putts for an hour a day. An hour a day of putting, an hour a day of chipping, and then 45 to an hour of range, and then probably play three to four times a week. You want to know something weird that just crossed my mind is,

Wyndham Clark Cheddy you know Wyndham He's on the tour He won the US Open didn't he Yeah We used to go to the golf course And that guy would be in a trap A sand trap

And he would be in there for five hours Practicing his shots Like that's the kind of dedication The golf pros mental Is fucking insane He had probably 400 balls in there And I've never seen any Like we did a whole lap

And he was still there And I was like dude This is different It's all up and downs too Yeah no going out of bounds, no fucking doubles. It's just like, when I play my best, it's like I usually get like

13, 14 pars, and then a few bogeys and that's like what, 76, 77. I'm like, you need birdies too, and that's what I don't get to get scratch. What's your lowest score ever? 70, like five times. And I missed a put on a

on a 15th. On a part 72? Yeah. And I missed a fucking I used to be at dial this fuck. That's why like right now I'm probably like an eight handicapped which is like not good for me right now I'd say Like I can go out there and shoot high 70s low low 80s right now

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This is skewed because if you shoot 80 one time, that doesn't mean anything. You'd have to shoot 80 consistently. Like if you do it three or four times in a row, then you're breaking 80 though. So just one time has to have. Yeah, for the first time, for the first bet. Like Kyle will break 80 by this date. And then the next one will be like, Kyle will shoot even by this date. Yes or no.

Let's get Cruz and Jesse on some handicap lines. Let's get all the boys caps down. Let's all get a starting point. I want to see Jesse climbing at the range, bro, with that beanie on and a mulch file in at the range. Jesse and Santa and Stiney, road to double digits. That would be high.

Road to 99 for Stiney. I've shot 90 many times, bro. Stiney, you cannot break 100. Yes, like, what? The grips I see of Stiney are the funniest fucking clips, just hawking his clubs in the water. Armand. Arman.

Aramon. What up, champ? I love everyone. Were you at your daddy's crib? What happened? You at your daddy's crib? No. Rental house.

Are you in Newport? No, in Beverly right now, but I'm going to Newport. Oh, it's good to see, my friend. Yeah. How are you guys? You good? Good. How are you, Armand?

Thank you for joining us. Thank you. How many people there is in? One, two, three, four. There's five of us. Nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you, too, bud. How are you?

All right, well, I'll get this. Cracken. Okay, so Armand, do you think what you guys are building at Santos Studio right now, what Bear is building over there? Do you think it's going to surpass the legacy of places like Greg Jackson's, AKA, because it seems like what you guys are building there is already very special? But do you think it's going on for a decade, two decades? I don't think so because it's more private. It's more private gym. We don't like let a lot of people come and train. Just a small. small group of people my my my people Hamzats people and we are not looking for a big team as we want to have a small team and you know not a lot of ice on the gym if something happened in the gym stay there you know yeah so we want to just push like with the big names

and who wants to join us and we're always welcome but like if you're one and all and like Amateur fighter, we're not going to take you and teach you something. We need like a legit fighters, you know, in 155 or Hamza's weight class. What sparked like the content creation for you? Because like you've obviously been killing that. You've been everywhere. Your videos have been entertaining, funny. You're doing a ton of collabs.

What made you want to get into doing that? After when I didn't get my title fire, I said, okay, now I got to work on my social media. And then when the times come, they have no. no excuses like they they they couldn't say you're not famous they couldn't say like you're not the people yeah you have no big name people not gonna buy paper views and we need like a petty like to sell a Timabarian or something like that you know and I said okay I'll work on it because you see you see this is not just a sport this is like a show you know in entertainment

I think the UFC posted was a Geichi and Manos Gae and Tuporia and then you did April Fools of you and Tuporia and your post got more likes than the UFC. That's crazy. I don't have too much followers, but my followers is real. And like, whatever I like posted, it's like, it's like blowing up, you know. And people want me, people want to see me fighting things. for the title in the White House. And this is the big mistake for you.

You see, you know, if they put me, it would be way bigger than, than Ilya versus Gagy. 100%. Was there ever talks of you, Armand fighting Patty or Gaeci? No, Gage, they never, they never gonna give me a pay-ed it because it's

easy money for me. And they're not gonna risk it with his name, you know? So even you see knows that Perry is not the best fighter. That's why they put not against me for the interim title. They put against the Gage and they thought Perry is going to win and fight for the title. But he's a trash cane. So like I said before, so he lost even for, he lost even to Gagee who is almost retired, you know. It's pretty interesting to think about it.

I think if you really looked at every fighter, you are probably the most. famous one right now. In terms of going on social media, you're going to see Arm on more than any other fighter. On social media, yes. It's who everyone's talking about. There's only a few fighters that actual people are talking about. I don't know why the UFC. Yeah, I don't know why they're not. What happened with you, Dana said in a press conference that he said he wasn't too happy with you or you guys aren't doing well. What's that relationship like right now? I have no idea. I've never had the conversation with him. I have no idea what's going on. But I, I talk to Hunter and our relationship is good. I don't know why he's

I was saying we have a problem with Armand. I have no clue what's going on. I've never had a problem with contracts. Whatever they sent me, I signed it, never like negotiation and say like, oh, I need to live with more money or something. I need this fighter, that fighter.

Maybe because of headbut or like all that stuff or that I, last time maybe I punched the guy that I wrestled. Maybe because of that he was mad. So I have no idea. That's the most interesting thing is you're not even really fighting for the money. So you've got to be the easiest guy to deal with. Yeah. You're not going to go back and forth, right? Yeah. Right now,

yes. But like when I'm going to be a champion, I'm going to ask for big money. I'm not going to like, yeah. When I'm when I'm become a champion, okay, my goal was a champion and then I'm going to make money and like to build the legacy, like take care of my family, you know, because yeah, that is good, but I have made my own money. Have you seen the, UFC switch up a bit ever since you like kind of changed like your your star power? Yeah, they told me I'm doing a good job. So that's good. I think Dana White might be like a little bit scared of building up huge stars because when you look at what happened with McGregor and even like John Jones. I think there's some aspect of the UFC like they tell these fighters oh we want you

to be huge star like this. But then they seem to almost get a little scared when people get really pop in like they want to create their own narratives and stuff like that. And then like for the fans, it ends up in the situation where everyone wants to see Armand fight, and they seem, oh, no, we want to, let's give it to Geichi. And it's kind of a weird situation. They need more stars. No, they want to push Patty. That's why they didn't give me title fight. They thought, like, this is easy fights for Patty. That's why they didn't give it to me. So, and then they said, oh, Armand had a bad. That's why we didn't give him title, but this is just excuses, you know, everybody knows that. But it's okay. I take this. And,

I'm still waiting for my chance. If they told me, if they tell me, okay, Armand, you got to fight one more time. Okay, I'll fight it. I'll fight anybody. So I'm not going to wait just for the title fight. Because I'm on my prime right now, and I know I can beat everybody.

And like, if they want to see me beat again, they can just give me name. And I ask anybody, I ask for anybody in our division who is in top. five to six you know if they called you tomorrow and said you know you can pick any fighter you want who would it be would it be to pouria yeah tapura but tapura has a coming up fight so i would i would take olivera because he's number three and he has bmf title i think i think that title uh fits me more like a bmf title than olivera yeah yeah yeah you know

ask you something completely off topic. Yeah, yeah. Bro, what do you think your monthly expenses are? Mine? Because I see the way you move. Yeah, it's like PJ to PJ to Manzary rolls to fucking insane dinners, traveling the world, like. But I imagine part of that's for content.

Yeah, that's for content as well. But it doesn't matter. Yeah. Like if you're not, if you're not buying something or what, if you're buying watches and everything. Yeah, including shopping. Everything. You buy a white tea for $2,500, like it's nothing.

No, I don't know, but probably like 500, 700. Damn. By every, every month, one watch after my grappling or resting, but like one watch is cost like 250. If you're going to go there like 200,000, so it's already. Oh my God. And you're saying you want, he's saying you want big money when he becomes champ. Hunter's watching this like, fuck no.

Yeah. No, they worry about that. I'm going to get the. title and leave you see but like I'm gonna where I'm gonna live if I've become a champion so I want to I want to be the best in you see and to be with that company because they build me and I appreciate it that they signed me and make me as a star and they gave me like a good fights many wins and I want to be a champion I want to break record in our lightweight division defense as much as possible so Islam did four I want to do five or six and then we'll see so

I'm not younger anymore too. I'm 29, so I got to, I have maybe six, seven years, you know, I got to, I got to make a lot of money. I got to make a lot of money, be a champion, be the best fighter in the world, and then, yeah, I can leave. I think the fans like a lot that you don't need to fight. You're not trying to reach this goal of some amount of money. You just like fighting. And then, like, the training that you guys do is insane. Guys, we need to hit a training lab workout, a boys training lab workout.

a boys training lab workout at some point but i just explain like for example i just beat the guy on the freestyle wrestling right they they they they call me like right away do you want to like uriah faber i said uriah febber he has no name what do i need like just give me pay me good money i'll go there i'm doing this for money right now like why i need uraa febber for what like freestyle wrestling right they pay me good money that i can i can spend all all that money and money so why not? What is the loophole arm on and the RAF? Because I'm surprised that the UFC lets active fighters do that.

It's a freestyle wrestling. We don't get hurt. We do like, it's a six minutes, like three rounds, two minutes. It's easy for the fighters. And like, it's like a side quest. If you don't have a fight, it's good. It's not boxing, you know. And the RF, they don't want to compete with UFC.

It's completely different. And they have a good relationship. And they let us wrestle. But they don't let us wrestle with active UFC fires, but like, so that's the issue right now. So as long as it's not a competitor, like a direct competitor with UFC and you can't get hurt, that's the contract pretty much. Yeah, but wrestling and grappling. But if you have a fight coming up before eight weeks, you're not allowed to wrestle and grapple. I see.

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What happened here, Armand, when you choked Clav's friend out? Nothing. They just asked, can you choke? I said, bro, like, if you want, I can choke you. But don't sue me. Bro, that's such a tight rear-naked choke. joke yeah oh hell nah would you do that ah i mean i wouldn't it doesn't it doesn't look fun it doesn't look fun yeah i mean he's that there there are teenagers you know they want to do something

fun i said okay if you want if you want to do that i'll do it this is good this is not bad for the brain sometimes it's good give the brain a little break so you're so you're saying the boy should all give it a go yeah yeah once a month if you need coming here Armon, what's your best sport outside of MMA? I like to watch or play. To play. Tennis. Really?

Yeah, I'd fucking dust even tennis. A little pickleball. Are you good at tennis, Armand? I'm not bad, but I'm not bad, but I used to. I was good maybe three years ago, but right now I play less because of my knees, so I don't want to even, like, it's like when you play a lot of tennis and then you go wrestle, your legs so sore. so that's why I'm

stop right now. I play sometimes paddle instead of tennis. Stiny, we should get a high stakes 2 v2 going. He's message. He's responding to my stories.

Armand, I'm ready whenever. I will backgammon. Where you at? We're going to be in Cali this week. We should do, you get a partner, me and Stiney versus you and your partner.

Let's do it. How long have you been playing backgammon? Five years? Yeah. What about you? Okay, I've been playing for like seven or eight years. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Okay, well, we'll play 400 to a point, whatever you want. I'll tap out on backgammon, but. What about, pickable or paddle we play? Paddle, Paddle. Sounds good. I'll bring my partner. Where's your internet girlfriend?

Internal girlfriend. She's in Miami. Keeping a close tab on her. Do you guys share each other's locations or no? Sometimes. Stiney wants it. Stiney wants the location. Stine.

What do you think? If you're going to have a sparring with her, who is going to be, who is going to, who is going to, beat. I think Nina gonna... Like boxing? Nina gonna beat you 100%. Send the contract, my boy.

I put all in on Nina. Okay, dude. Let's do that. You're gonna get... You're gonna get tired. Wait, so we're taking the MMA or boxing. MMA, street fight. She might have me there.

I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, for sure. I've seen Nina's kicks, bro. She always trains with an elite fighter, so... 100%, bro. He's gonna choke you out. She's used to like standing with side Armand, Marab, and then she's got to go against you.

She's probably going to be pretty confident. That's full sure. Yeah. We'll see. How's your grappling, Stiney? I have zero. I'm a Mitz guy. Stiney's got,

Stine's got hard. I got hard. I got hands. Yeah, Steinney's a boxer. Stine, how will you play on? I don't pickle ball. I play tennis my whole life, so I can play pickleball pretty well. Nice.

But I'm, I prefer Padel. We could play tennis too. Yeah, let's play Pado. That doesn't matter. Okay. You know Armand's partner in Padell is nasty, though. He looks like a guy that has a nasty girl partner. He's a husser.

He's a hustler. I know how he's going to do it. Yeah, yeah, he's a hustler. He's going to bring some guy that acts like he hasn't played one of his Armenian fucking friends and hustle us. That's what he's going to do. And then we're going to have to fight after. Yeah, like in Aiden. So you're not...

Except for you look bad here, bro. You do not look like you have a good hand eye when you're born. Basketball, no, not my thing. You got swatted by neon. Yeah, right? Neon plays very good basketball. He shoots so good. Yeah.

Yeah, no, he's a good player. Yeah, basketball in U.S. so popular. In Russia, not that much. In Russia, brother, a street fight. Have you trained in Dagestan or no? I used to train Dagestan for like four years. Oh, really? Yeah.

I always prepare there for my fights before the UFC. So at that time, would you ever mesh with like the Khabi? and the Islam than that group? No, there is a like a bunch of different gyms, like American top team, Killcliffe. There is the same. So I was in the Anka-Lyav's team. Okay.

So I used to train with Anka-Lyav and his team. Obviously, you want the Tuporia fight, and that's probably going to happen. But do you, is the, is the Makachev fight still on your, your wish list? Like, do you see that happening one day down the line? I know he's at 170 now, but do you see that happening? No, no, really. In your, in your mind?

No, really. Never? No, maybe because he's going to retire, I think, in two fights. Oh, you think so? Yeah, one, two fights, he's gone. So, but me, I'm going to take over this sport in one year. So everybody's going to just, just going to see me. When they see me, they think about UFC, you know, because I'm going to be a face of UFC.

Just I need a title to show up. I think 100% you're right. I'm going to travel around the wall. I think they actually need you. Was that title? And the fight everywhere. We all go. You fund it and we'll come.

I mean, now it's kind of a blessing in disguise too, because, I mean, Armand versus Tuporia now. That's a big fight. Would be one of the, not a big, I mean, I think one of the biggest fights in UFC history. Yeah, like top five, yes, in top five. Because number one is Habib versus Connor. Number two, I don't know. So maybe number two is going to be us. Because I know number two is probably Connor Nate

I mean Connor Jose Alba Where was Connor everywhere is big So he is the biggest But like Nowadays you know a lot of sports And like And a lot of like

A lot of like Famous people in UFC But before was just only Connor But now we got like a lot of like a different The champions What's your big on the on the on the gaichi fight you think it's just like a bad matchup just worse matchup waste of time so

gauge gauge you should step step step step out and let me step in but do you think anything could happen like could gaiji get the upset like just it is a fight oh it's a fight for sure for sure you never know like one punch you're dead so that's why like there is a chance like a lucky punch but he fights so smart he's not gonna be open and and he fights like a comp he compact you know like he never like open so much and like I don't see how how Gage can beat him but never know Gage is sometimes go and show up like a good fights like he did with a petty what do you think Gage you should do though if everyone's saying it's a bad matchup like should he just make it a brawl, make it messy, just

old Gaichi. He should pull out and give it to me. That's the best game plan for him. Yeah. That's it? Yeah. But there's like a one or two percent of chance to do lucky punch. I think higher than that. I think like 25%. I think it's a tough matchup for Gaichi. I mean, like,

even if Gaichi starts throwing like hard leg kicks, Ilya throws these like nasty hooks. He gets inside of this boxing and he could counter that. It's gonna be tough. It's a weird sport though man, like it's a fucking fight. That's where I'm always just like, and I love an underdog story, but the... No, I want to hear more about like a

gang versus Puata. What do you think, guys? That's the, that, that fight like 50, 50 for my mind, in my mind. Yeah. It's a good fight. What do you think? Who's gonna be? I think Pereira takes it. I'm never putting a dollar on

that guy again. I'm down 80 can, Pereira. You're done 80K and Pereira? Yeah, the fight in Vegas. Me too. I bet against Pereira and I lost huge money. Sitting with Steve will. Learn my lesson. I learned my lesson.

I know. And then the next fight I found out. Yeah, what are the odds here? It's not losing twice. Bro, Cyril's a big dude. You know what I mean? Yeah. He moves so fast.

I don't know. He moves so fast. He's quick. His boxing's really good. I don't know if he's going to use any grappling and, like, get Perra up against the cage. Not giving him space, but I wouldn't. tough. Food money on this fight.

I don't even know who he is, but Cyril's getting hammered by me at least 25K plus. I learned my lesson against Perey's Dust. Gone. He moves like a lightweight in heavyweight. Heavy weight's a different animal. It's really difficult to bet on heavyweight

because those dudes hit so fucking hard. Did you guys see the video of John Jones? Yeah. I did. The last last video. Yeah, what happened? He was I think the kid just wanted to to have a hype so he got it.

Yeah, probably just like a bullshit guy like all this. A little click bait, rage bait. Yeah, I think he probably knew it was John Jones. Yeah, he knew that and started like filming like a beach, you know. That's that's the worst thing. And how you can like talk to you and John Jones. If you're a man like, if you're more, if you're a man like turn off your phone and talk to him, like you like a pussy like filming or whatever.

Like, I hate this shit. People don't fuck with you like that, Armand, do they? I saw one guy say that to Armand. He's like, we're going to, he said he was going to fight you after or something. I don't know where you were. Oh, a cameraman. Where? Yeah.

The paintball. He was like, don't shoot my cameraman or I'm going to fight you. He was serious, too. No, that's, that's Wando. No, no, he was playing. He was joking, just. And then he said, I had the, have you had the fights? Yeah, I had the one street fight with the girl and she, she beat me.

and they said, okay, you're a bullshit guy, so I don't want to even talk to you. Yeah, that's Wando. He's like a professional troll, so I don't know how I wanted this to smoke an arm. But, bro, road rage is crazy, dude. I used to roll around with Todd Duffy, UFC heavyweight, and he's not that great of a driver. But people would road rage on him, and he has tinted windows, and they would be, like, pull the fuck over. And it's like, bro, you're talking to a 6-4, 250-pound heavyweight. So, road rage can get you killed if you start talking to the wrong person.

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main thing they eat like the horse with bread that'd be fire I'd be so down for that have you ever ate horse? I haven't eaten horse

I haven't How's horse? It's the best meat. Yeah, like a kangaroo in Australia in Kazakhstan they eat horse like that

really? Yeah, it's good for man's strengths Stey Steinie, you need that. Okay, I'll eat a horse. Yeah, you eat, you eat horse and then walk around like this, tiny. Like what? Bro, I'm in the fucking gym, dog.

Look at that shit. No, man, man strength, man strength, tiny. Bro, I ride a horse, fam. I'm like that. I'll pull up to your crib on a horse, beat you in paddle. Take your internet girlfriend and go home for the day. Brother, you always tell this, but never show up. Never show up.

No, I am now. Never show up. Kyle, when do you get here? I'm flying out to L.A. tonight. I already hear him in LA. We need to play a couple times and then pick your fucking ringer and then we'll play

me and Kyle. I'm in my best game. I don't even like it. Practice. Just go and play. Put the bed. Shake the money and then go. What's the bad? With 10K. I can whip his ass. I know I'm better than him. I'm better than him. Bro. You don't know how good I am.

But we don't know who I know. I know Armand has a nasty partner too. You see him playing basketball? Basketball and racket sports is totally different. We play a paddle this week. We'll play paddle this week. So I'll bring, even I'll bring the girl who can play a little bit. That's tiny going to be, is not going to like be angry.

That I bring like a professional player. Okay, perfect. Let's do it. We'll make a bet. We'll make a bet. Okay, Los Angeles. Who is the best female paddle player? Reach me out.

Damn, I'm on. All right, let's do it this week. We'll see you this week, my boy. Sure, sure, sure. All right, Amma, we appreciate you, bro. Thank you, guys. Nice to dunk down. We'll see you.

See you, bye, bye. Bye. Guys, a goat. Dude, he's the best, man. He actually is a beauty. He's also, like, so humble. He's just such a cool dude. I don't want to just, like, I don't want to make a bet just for a fucking video and lose

fucking 10K. No, we'll shop at 5K each. Steinie said he's amazing. I don't know. Sinney's good. Steinie's good at Padell. Sinney's good at Padell, but there's some nasty. Pidel players out there.

I can get an arm on said easily. I know, but he's a smart guy. He's going to, yeah, I know, but we don't know who his partner is. So we got to get in there. Let me negotiate a little bit. We got to feel it out. Maybe get some odds. You know what I'm saying?

Like you said, Ford G always gets an edge. Yeah, yeah. No, I'll let you handle that. But let's run it for sure. Can you beat Jimmy Gambles and tennis? Jimmy's good. But yeah, we're about even. We've played multiple times.

I would put up insane amounts of cheese and pickle or tennis. Against Jimmy? I mean, that's what I He would wax in high school. No, dude, I was number one varsity as a freshman. You would kill him. Are you kidding me? Well, freezer might have to fly to L.A. then.

Bro, I want to grapple with Armin. He would absolutely cook me, but I just want to feel that. I want to feel that. Well, we should do, if you guys want, let's do a stream day with Armin. We'll stream this all. Do those big food spreads then? Eat some horse or whatever.

Oh, do you guys see this? A fucking baby was born at a hockey game? Yeah, that's true. Oh, my gosh. that's, oh my, why are you going to a hockey game if you're that fucking pregnant? That kid is destined for the show. Yeah. Descent, dude.

Yeah, so we talk about it. Santa Cruz. That kid's going to be on skates before he can walk. His hands are going to be fucking going before he can speak. But Santa Cruz, can you attest to the fact that you probably shouldn't attend a hockey game if you're like that pregnant? Oh, I 100% agree, bro. Yeah. When my wife's pregnant, I'm just going to have her walking on the beach and at home.

Like, that's it, bro. It's a simple routine. There's no... Wait, so who delivered the baby? The husband had to do that? Was it an Oilers fan, Judd? Yeah, Hyundai. Fucking Oilers fans are insane.

Did it happen in Canada? Yeah, bro. Oh, I mean, that makes sense. That wouldn't happen in an American hockey arena. That's some Canadian-ass shit, dude. I just know the husband of that wife is just the biggest hockey fan. He's like, look, I have tickets. We're fucking going.

That kid's just going to be a legend in Canada. Like, if he's growing up playing hockey, like being born at a fucking hockey game. Like you just, that kid's going to be disgusting. Get him on skates the second you can. Like, I want to meet that kid. He's going to be probably future captain of team Canada. Did you play mini-snakes, Kyle, grown up? Oh, yeah.

Of course. Best shit ever. I built the whole arena, boards, Jumbotron. That's everywhere. American's winner too. High stakes mini-sticks would go crazy. If you see my arena, you'd be like, wow, you went way too hard at that. Like, boards and everything.

How about UFC? this weekend. Who you guys got? I don't even know. I'm stoked for this hard. Who do you got, Santa Cruz? Hey, as long as Yuri didn't blow out his knee on stream when neon, he looked fine, though. Yuri Peraska's 1.6x. I got Yuri. I got Yuri in that one, and then... I might hammer Yuri right now. I got Yuri. I got Merse Kanoff as well.

I'm throwing 20 on Yuri right now. Smart. Hey, you know who to watch out for? It's Josh Hokit. fucking tonight is the fucking March Madness Final, boys. I'm firing. I don't see how you can't fire Michigan after. Yeah, Michigan all day, maybe. Michigan all day.

What about Walker and Ray is Santa Cruz? That's a tough one. I kind of have Walker in that one. I feel like Ray is just getting a bit older. He's really talented. But if you can pull up Josh Hokit post-fight interview, you guys will become a fan of this dude. Pull it up right now.

Josh Hokit post-fight interview. This might be the next. like most exciting heavyweight. And the thing is the dude is legit, like he is a legit wrestling pedigree. And he's just, I mean, dude, he has the personality to take over the heavyweight division.

If he wins this fight, you're going to be hearing this dude's name everywhere because the post-fight, like, interviewed that he's going to rip is going to go crazy. Holy fuck. This guy looks like he's, hell's angels. Do you give volume on this shit?

I got a piss. This guy's right this weekend. You're a volume? mangle thunder the one who can end world hunger the bees ease the big cheese and me losing in a fist fight huh inward please i got the plums the size of drums in a division full of tweedle d's and tweedled dumps on paramount plus where i will make the viewer combust with one thrusts and i got one name on my mind he's a deadbeat father not to one kid but to nine waldo cortez acosta you absolutely suck and that's the bottom line and p.s p.s brittney grinder is a man Bro, this is unreal spew. How have I not seen this?

This dude is fighting this weekend, bro. Brittany Greiner is a man. It sounds like me chirping on my fucking reels, dude. Not for real, for real. I'm hammering, buddy, this week. I just need Santa Cruz to pick out the fighters he thinks I'd like and I'll start becoming a fan that way. A YouTube thing I wanted to see if you guys saw.

Did you guys see Mr. Beast did the streamer games? Yeah, I watched it He he live streamed the last day Did you see that? Yeah And bro, he I'm a Mr. Beast guy now Because it was live streamed

And he fucking crashed out And like freaked out on The competitors And it was fucking awesome It would have never known if it was like in a YouTube video So you got to see the authentic guy And it fired me up Did you watch it when the guy who won rage

His live stream? Dude, I mean he made fucking fucking half a million dollars. Oh, where did he gave it away to all his people? I'll explain it because I actually was really interested in this. So if you won the streamer at games, you were given a million dollars to give to your subscribers. So he goes live and his subscribers fucking go up to like 400,000.

So he made all that million back pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, but then you wanted to subscribe. You wanted to subscribe. So then he just had a free million to give away. But did you not think it was weird that he's like, I'm giving 150 grand. to this guy who's my manager. I'm giving

100 grand to my editors. I'm giving 200 grand to like my what's it called? Like the people run your your mods. And then you'd be like five grand to this random subscriber and this but like I don't know. I didn't read the comments. I don't know if people are already talking about it or not but like my whole time I was like

meal prepping watching it. I'm like is he not just giving his money to his team while making all this money in the stream? It felt a little weird. Like wasn't the whole idea to be like giving it just to random fucking people. They were giving way

like Lambos. So like everything went to your subscribers. So you're basically playing for yourselves. I just felt it was like, but I didn't an influencer one. And then he just started giving all the money they were supposed to give away to like his team. Take back what I said.

Mr. Beast is a fucking boner. Like no offense. Would you ever, would you ever go to the bar with some chicks with Mr. Beast? For the story. If he was like, bro, I got two chicks. So I'm going to the bar.

I'm like, yeah. I mean, just for this podcast, I would rip it up. I wouldn't be too fired up, but Oh my God. Yeah, who gives the fuck?

Wait, I want to see what her trade value was. What did they get for her? First round pig? $180. Does anyone actually watch the WNBA? I could barely, I barely watch NBA, bro. Caitlin Clark is an absolute generational talent, so I will. Yeah, Caitlin Clark is a fucking bucket.

But like you'll turn on a WNBA game? No. I'm just curious. I'm not hating. I'm just asking. When it gets deep into the summer, I'll start throwing chat on it. When I'm sick of betting on MLB, I'll start throwing money on WMBA. That's the only time, though.

Jeez, dude. This gets real D-Gen, dude. Because, Freezer, can you name five WMBA players? Definitely not. Angel Reese, Caitlin Clark. Sophia Cunningham. Freezer, you're throwing money on a sport where you can't name five players. Well, no.

I get picks, all right, for certain sports that they're sharp, right? I got all the intel I need. How sharp is it if you hold intel? You can't name five players. Sometimes you don't want to be taking your own pigs. You take who it's like shooting in basketball. Who's ever hot on the team, take who's the hot hand. How do you handle if you have like a huge bet

or if you have like a huge day of betting and you just like outright lose will say like your bigger, a bigger loss like 20, 50K? How do you handle that? Depends if I'm feeling like I should get out. I always have a gut feeling that's like, the best part about me betting is I can go on a crazy run to go up a ton the most I'll lose is like 20k in a day so if you lose 20 do you just get fucked up after or what fuck no absolutely not that's how things spiral

that's when I start betting on that's when you lose big hung at night dude the jimmy gambles method was that fucking UFC fucking night with Pereira and fucking toge and those guys fucking terrible yeah i can't do that FFC is tough to bet on, bro. Fighting is tough, dude. I think he was minus 500, bro. Last second of my parlay for like 2030k and Pereira lost again. And I'm like, I can't believe this guy.

I'm literally filming it in my house, woke up the whole house. USC parlayers are some of the hardest. Gambling on sports makes it so much fun, but it's so fucking stressful. Like, you can't even enjoy the game. I've been just liking NHL lately. Hockey's fuck. Really? Hockey's so hard to bet on.

I mean, the other night, by the way, was the sickest thing ever. I was hammered sending you guys Conti, but literally we're texting Cole before the game. I'm like, score a fucking golden night, buddy, find the back of the net. Warmups, he shoots a puck at my head. And I was on my phone, sipping a beer, fucking about dropped the beer. And then second period is on our side. He goes and scores one. And I told him I dump a beer on my head if he comes in Selly.

So they come over on our side to go drop up the team and Slavosky or whatever the fuck his name is. He went like this to me on my head. So I just fucking poured my beer on my dome. It was nuts. But I had 3K on him to score a goal for nine and then had them minus one and a half. One, like, 25K on the Canadians. I can't fucking, like, talk to anybody about talking about peptides.

What do you think about Reda and the BC, the other one that's super popular? I don't know what the BC one does. BPC, probably. BPC. BPC 157. 157. Look, man, I think Reda and peptides,

okay, so it depends which peptide. But if we're talking about Reda for something, that's like really struggling to lose weight or they want to lean out. I don't think like low dose reda is a bad thing. The problem is when people who are already kind of lean go on reda, they develop micronutrient deficiencies because they just don't eat. And it's really hard to like hit all your micronutrients if you're just starving yourself and you get other issues. I don't think it's the worst idea in the world. But yeah, then BPC, if you have any injuries, I'm a fan of BPC. You know, like if you have any pre-existing tumors or cancers, there's some evidence, like, not evidence, but there's

some theories that it might feed those, basically, through angiogenesis, but, like, I'm not, you know, people expect me, I think sometimes to be against peptides, because I'm, like, all natural and shit, just, like, walking around barefoot, getting sun. I'm not, like, against them, bro. I think they can have uses. It doesn't do anything for muscle growth? No, BPC-157 is not anabolic. Redo-trutide's definitely not anabolic. There's peptides, like Tessamerallin, sermorellin, that can stimulate your natural growth hormone

secretions and those could arguably be slightly anabolic but I'm thinking about those CJC it's not going to make you like Jack my wrist is fucked up right here and you're supposed to put the BPC as close as possible right it's like where the fuck am I shoot my arm yeah I used to be scared

doing it on my shoulder and now I'm like I'm pretty like you just got my shoulder I'm good but I'm saying if it's in my wrist just oh wrist so you can go in at it you can go in at an angle you know yeah yeah that's how you should going at a pretty good angle. And yeah, you'll be fine. But then you also have to do all the rehab exercises.

Like I talked to the guy who works with, like, all the pro sports teams on the rehab. Like, he currently works like, I think the Giants and the 49ers. Like he just got hired for the 49ers, I think. It's like, they had a bad season with injuries. So I need this guy. Anyway, the dude's like, yeah, BPC is cool for injuries. But if you're not actually doing the rehab exercises, it's not going to, like, magically, magically fix anything. So he's, like, combining those, yeah, it could be valuable.

but yeah you gotta do everything same thing with redder bro if you don't live weights then you just like you don't even want to look like that dude who just takes redid doesn't lift you exactly does not the body you want to look shredded and jack yeah yeah yeah when was last time you watch porn yeah i don't literally that's like one of the things bro i really of the last time i watched i mean dude like two days ago yeah like right now like i got some of the tv back there but yeah yeah no i'm a couple days go. No, but I want to know Santa Cruz. I try to not watch that shit. I think it's like, I think it just does something weird to your dope mean system. But bro, I also live with my wife. So like, it's like a different vibe. I agree. I think when you have a girl, I think porn can be

definitely be detrimental. But when you're single, I think it's, I think it's great. Yeah, I think there's a lot of decisions in life where if a dude, you know, busted one before, they'd probably make a better decision. So if you're like a single guy, like, you know, you could probably control some bad decisions by, you know, letting off some steam. But, like, yeah, like, living with my wife, like, what are we going to do? Like, run to the bathroom and, like, what, like, that's... Yeah, that's exactly what we're going to do. I've never understood the whole, like, porn addiction thing.

You know how many times I've told my girlfriend? I have a Zoom call. That's because my phone call on porn home. She's like, how'd your call go? I was like, it was great. Nah, man, I don't like that feeling of guilt, bro. Yeah, I don't either. I don't like being guilty, man.

I feel like it's, like, a sleeping pill when you're single. I'll just fucking rip one off just to pass out. It saves you time too because like sometimes you maybe want to hit up a chick and then it's like, you got to hang out with her and you got to fucking watch a movie and then you got to like, then you get down to it and then she sleeps over. You get a shitty sleep. If you just hit a quick jerk and I'm not like, I'm a one to two video, like you find a video and you get it done.

Like I'm not, it's not a whole thing for me. Like it's like, it's like brushing my teeth where it's like, bro, I'm, I'm just. jerking and I'm done. I don't know. Like the porn addiction shit to me is so weird when people say like, yeah. I watch it all day and I like fucking, I'm like, dude, what? Like, just beat off and move on. Yeah.

And you could probably like when you're single, you could find out if you actually like a chick kind of by like, you know, you jerk one off and then you're like, you know what, I still like this chick. Okay. Like that might give you some insight. So usually right after you beat one, you're like, oh, thank God. And I didn't like waste my time with that chick. Because now you can actually be productive.

I don't like that girl. Get work done. Like, you save so much time. Dude, so Armand stream, you guys are going to play them in Padell. Wow, that's going to be fire. We should do a stream with Armand and we're there. High stakes Paddle. Maybe I want to grapple.

I'll cook me. Maybe if I can last 15 seconds, maybe grappling him that maybe. You could last 15 seconds. A choke off clip would be crazy. You'd be surprised about how quick people can tap people that are like Armand's level. True. True. Do you have a belt?

Like, are you at a certain level? I'm a blue belt in jihitsu. Solid blue belt. What is that? It would be fun. What does it go? Doesn't it go like white, yellow, blue? White, blue, purple.

You're a second belt? Oh, yeah. You're flexing a second belt? Bro, I'm not, I didn't flex the belt. I said I'm going to get. You've been talking all this time about like rolling around with these guys and you're a blue belt. Bro, I got some moves, man. You haven't seen my leg lock game.

It's intricate. You're a rookie. I am a rookie. I thought you were a black belt. You don't even have a belt on. I'll talk a big jihitsu game versus like, versus like a normal. person. I won't talk a big jiu-jitsu game versus Armand I'm saying in last 15 seconds.

That's not great. Fuck. I wonder how many of us who would take the tap Armand out. Three. Yeah. He's still fucking ragged all in us. I don't know. But that's in just grappling. If it was fighting, bro, that

conversation always gets fascinating. Because the reality of that conversation is there's a human element to it where we would, okay, maybe we go near him. Someone's going to get slept. And then we go, I don't know if, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you're like,

it's cooked. Do you think all five of us could take Armand? Yes. I don't know, no. I actually know because of that, I don't know. Because of that human element that I just talked about. So somebody goes up first. We each take one fucking limb. You say that, but if you watch somebody get their

jaw broken, then you're going to be way more hesitant to approach. Like, we go up, we have this planet and then someone gets slept like that. He's just going to throw a right hand at somebody. Someone's going to get knocked out. Then the other four are going to be like, oh, you're going to be way more timid on that plan. You're going to be like, all right, now I'm going to grab this dude's

leg leg, like... Then the next person's going to eat like a rib kick or a leg kick. We would all agree. We have to cloud him. You have to cloud him. Yeah, you would just have to swarm him. You have to swarm him. Yeah. Because then like at least one person could just start like throw a knee to his face. Like someone

would have to have, he's like, scrambling with three dudes and someone could just like... Santa Cruz. You'd have to just charge him with a flying knee. Oh. With your blue belt. Yeah, with my blue belt. Yeah, when we do it, can you wear your blue belt?

I could. I got it in my closet, dude. Intimid him a little bit. It actually act like you're very stoked on it to and be like, buddy, I got a blue belt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I have a quick question for Cruz. I'm going on a two-week detox. What's the first three days looking like to shred as fast as possible?

All this blowed off. What's my time? Getting that sauna, bro. Getting that sauna. hydrate, getting the sauna. And honestly, I mean, just walk hella. Are you like a running guy? I don't run a lot, actually.

I'm a big walker. I think I'm going to do two walks a day for the next two weeks. Then hit that incline, hit that incline treadmill like crazy. Yeah. I've been doing 17,000 steps a day. I've been walking to the gym and back. I'm the best in my life. Yeah.

That's beast. Honestly, like, that's really good. And I bought, like, is it too tryhard? I bought one of those weighted vests. No, I'm a fan of those men. Like, you can increase your caloric burn with that. And just like, it's just, adding some weight. I think that's legit.

No, I mean, dude, like, we troll, but Stanii, you're not, like, you're not not locked in. Like, you party a bit and whatever. I mean, I could show you guys right now, but I don't want to do some gay shit and then, like, whatever. No, people troll you and it's like, I don't, I, I, can we cut this part out? You guys want to see what my, what's it called? Let's see it. My progress? Okay, I'll show you guys.

Yeah, we got to cut this out, though. This is fucking weird. Now, now it's going in, dude. I'm not I'm not playing bro. You look good. Core's looking good. It's all dying, though. I've slimmed down for sure, right?

Your core looks good. You have. You have. You're looking good. Hey, your core looks better. I'll give you guys a two-week transformation pick here. Last three months I've seen you. People thought I was trolling when I was like, oh, you're stronger than me in like a clip.

No, I've just been lifting five days a week and I walk. Honestly, dude, I walk like 17,000 steps a day. Dude, you should add that. add a hundred push up today. Dude, I've been doing it for like three years, and I haven't touched a gym in like three years. It's like, it still gives you arm.

Jesse, what are you eating? I saw your story. I'm on like a crazy deficit. It's been really hard to like get back to my, the weight I was at. But the, I meal prep like a fuckload of cauliflower rice, mushrooms,

and 99% lean turkey ground. And I make like a bunch of little meals. But like it's like a pretty, filling meal, but it's only 300 calories and pretty much pure protein. And I'll eat like three of those a day and they burn about 1,000 and 1,500 calories on the treadmill. I'm going to send you meal prep from a tallow organic.

I own part of this restaurant. It's like the most dialed in meal prep. Comes in glass, all seed oil free. That's crazy, dude. I'll tap through after them. Because you're in the area. It's like the area. I used to do that.

It gets so fucking expensive and like, I don't know, maybe, yeah. Maybe eventually. I just hate me like two hours for free. Dude, wait, did you guys see the video of Tim Walls? No.

No. It's, bro, this guy goes, he was at some sort of addressing the media and he's like, I can't go outside my house without someone driving around, passing my house, and calling me a retard. It's the funniest thing ever.

Well, he says the R word. But I guess a bunch of people have just, and driving around his house and he's like watering his grass and people are just yelling retort at him out the car like that is oh my god i could just picture his face his face is just look at his face yeah wait let's watch this this is too good creates danger and i'll tell you what in my time on this this is incredible i'd never see we might have to go to minnesota in my house by my house and using the r word in front of people that's that's my hometown this is shameful and i have yet to see an elected official a republican elected official say you're right that's shameful

he should not say it. So look, I'm worried. We know how these things go. They start with taunts. They turn to violence. So deeply concerned. This is funny, bro. It's funny.

That would suck. Just every time you step out of your house, retart. Yeah. I'd be like, fuck this, man. I'm done being fucking governor. I know. He's also so dumb for saying that because now so many more people are going to do that. Yeah.

Come on. I think this is solid, boys. I got to, I got to head out your guys way. Callie, I got to make a flight right now. Sweet. Nice. So I'll see, I'll see you boys this week. Sounds good.

All right. Yeah. All right, boys. All right. We'll see you next week. Easy. Next role with Vernon Davis. I'm your host, Vernon Davis.

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