FULL SEND PODCAST - Chad Ochocinco x Nelk Boys | Ep. 15
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you know a lot about them you said what's that you know a lot about them i don't know no i'm not like
a huge huge football guy but honestly the ones i like too or when i don't know like too too much about
them i just like just get to know them and shit let you guys ask like more shit yeah i mean we're
just this is gonna be interesting this is gonna be just i think this is we're also fucking
absolutely zinked dude i know that's not good i got all right we gotta we gotta get our shit to
get their boys no we just go with the flow man yeah buddy you're tripping out man you got
stop tripping out.
I'm good.
You're good.
You got your whiskey jinge.
Yo, I'm good.
I get a snap into mode.
Sports broadcaster.
Snap in, bro.
Snap in, bro.
I snap in, sports broadcaster.
I'm not going to lie.
You actually really resemble Tiger Woods a little bit.
You could pass off your family.
Me?
Yeah.
Do you look like Tiger?
You actually really do.
I'm going to play like Tiger.
Maybe you're actually related to him.
You think that?
Maybe that's why I like golf so much.
When I'm 26.
and I pass you guys to PGA tickets.
I believe in you, bro.
No, just giving it, like, just like,
yo, come watch me play.
That would be crazy.
I never know, man.
Just keep grinding.
It was, like, the youngest golfers to ever get good.
That's the thing about golf, isn't it?
You could, like, some people have, like,
I feel like hockey, like, you can't do that.
Football, you can't do that.
But golf's that one sport
where you can kind of like take off a lot later, no?
Yeah, no, Tiger's dad, how he taught him to play golf?
Yeah.
He started putting in backwards.
Yeah, yeah.
He just had to focus on all his putting it first.
work his way back.
Exactly, yeah.
Which shows putting as much.
I watched this documentary.
I mean, obviously you got to golf if you start young.
I'm not saying it's going to be fucking, oh, I can just do it.
Dude, it's going to take a lot of time.
But that's why I like it so much, you know.
It takes a lot of time and you could always learn.
Just got plays a day every day, bro.
I played for the last nine days straight.
You're dedicated, Salim.
Yeah, I like it.
I like that a lot.
Like, basketball gets boring.
Like, I really love basketball, but it gets boring.
Like, you know what I mean?
But golf is like, you could, it's everything.
Golf's dope.
It's an amazing.
You gotta get your game back, eh?
I know, I guess you're
When I first night, you said you were shooting 70s and shit.
Now you're fucking...
I can play, though.
If we play a money game, we can play.
You're like fucking touching mid-90s now, no, I can...
If there's money in the line, and it's fucking high stakes,
I can fucking go.
I remember when you guys play with Wolf?
Bob could put.
Is your putting still hot or not?
My putting is...
No, you know, my drive is good right now.
I hit the ball like 3.05?
Strait down the middle sleep one day you'll be there.
Yeah, when Bob catches it, it's though, but...
Maybe an over-exaggeration of 305.
but the match are we going to go when is it i think november 20 something
november 27 yeah i mean i'm down i'm always down match match you guys are doing it's no
dischamba's facing oh yeah he's playing brooks oh shit we should go watch it i would love to
we should do a thing there yeah you're always looking for you're always looking for a bag
100% we should do a thing there bob bob's just thinking uh what kind of bag can we get for showing up
i mean i would love to watch that no i know i'm down to just go though
We'll probably end up doing that
Bobbos catches the sneaky bag
The sneaky bag, always
Do you ever get a sneaky bag from UFC or no
Yeah, I got a sneaky bag
But nothing
I'm too sneaky about it, Dana
Dana Finaster asked that
Yeah, Dana, let me just say something
of you with Dana White, all right?
You're a good man, but at the end of day
You know what I provided
You know what I provided.
Yo
Dana's the best.
Dave's the fucking best guy, bro.
on planet Earth to go to.
There's nothing like UFC week.
We saw a dude break his leg right in front of us.
Yeah, that was wild.
Like, right in front of us.
It's great to watch, like, right in front.
I think I'm going to end up fighting Ocho Cinco by the end of the episode.
You think so?
Yeah.
You should ask him how many times has he been mistaken by Terrell Owens?
Because I used to think that all the time.
No, because I could probably go down for some, like, racial shit.
100% right?
Yeah, so we're probably going to avoid that one.
Just ask you, no?
Thanks, Salim.
Oh, man.
All right, bro, listen, here's a deal.
I've had a rough week.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, it's been tough.
I had a long week.
I had just ended all my shit, like, completely.
I had to detach.
I look tired.
I know I'm beat up.
Like, I had a fucking, the most grueling week ever with this girl.
I can't even tell you how fucking crazy was.
The same girl, bro?
The same?
I can't.
I don't know.
I can't talk about it.
No, just kidding.
What happened?
How are you still with that, bro?
Because I give people chances, Kyle.
I give people fucking chances.
Ten chances?
How many chances?
I mean, let's just say the cat died.
You know what I mean?
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
So, like, yeah.
This last week you were single?
Like, I'm rock bottom right now.
You went to New York, though.
Were you single the whole time?
Some, bro.
I was just trying to work it out with this girl.
Was she so hard?
Exhausting all efforts.
Was she in New York?
I've never put a more effort on bitch in my life.
What?
Was she in New York?
She was in New York and then back to L.A.
I don't know.
It's been a fucking nightmare.
But did you, like, was she in New York first?
like did you fucking follow her to new york no no no she we just like worked out like she was like you
want to come like i don't know you want to come back see me yeah yeah yeah like to new york
we hung out a lot so but it's i saw you were going on like dates and shit in new york on your
i'm trying to i try to do a reality dating reality show it didn't work out damn i had one
really yeah i had one date and she was so hot bro she had the hottest body in the world
she looked like eve long oregon she's like 35 years old smoke show and wow did you kiss her
Nah, I can't disclose the information yet.
I don't know when this episode's airing.
That's Joe.
You're trying to get locked or what?
I'm at Rock bottom.
No, I don't care anymore.
You need to get locked.
No, I'm back to business mode.
Now I'm back to Bob fucking business mode.
Like, I snapped out of it.
That bitch consumed, not the bitch, sorry.
Let's just say, the cat died.
That young lady consumed all my time.
You're low-key on the hunt to get locked, though.
Just a minute.
You act like the single guy, but this guy's looking for fucking...
Comes to time.
Bob's looking for true love out here, man.
I am looking for true love.
100%
And it ain't coming
It ain't coming right now
I got fucked over
I got fucked over
That's all right
Whatever it's how you bounce back
Right
That's how you bounce back
But there's been a little
Yeah
100%
Chad Ochosinko is joining
Listen listen
Who you're bringing to UFC
You know Vinnie from Jersey Shore
For real?
Yeah
I need girls
To God
Yeah I need girls in New York
You're bringing Vinny to the fight
Yeah
That's jokes
Yeah
I'm actually gonna tell
Phil Mickelson's story
With Chad
Yeah
I want Chad to hear it
Is that all right?
You beat Phil, you said?
No, I lost to him.
I lost some money.
You'd be stuff, right?
Phil plays fast, right when you get in the green before the game, he negotiates the
handicaps.
Like, he's, like, reading you out, he's a shark.
He's a golf, like, Phil Mickelson probably makes, outside of professional golf, like, he's a big gambler.
Massive gambler.
He plays in massive games against whales that have a lot of money that obviously want to play
with Phil Mickelson, but he angles the game in his favor.
And so Phil makes probably, I can't even tell you how much money and just,
just side wager golf games.
That's actually his fix.
Look, I don't know to a tee, but that's his like high
is like he loves high stakes.
Like really high stakes gambling.
He's the fucking man.
Like Phil Miggleson's the man.
So first hole, I'm playing him.
I'm teeing my ball up.
There's a, it's the first hole Rancho Santa Fe,
Phil's in the tee, he hits his drive down the middle.
There's a dog, a couple,
male and female walking their dog down the road
on the left side.
I look at the dog, it gets in my head for a minute.
I take my driver out.
I hit a low-line drive snap hook
heading directly at the fucking dog's head
misses the dog's head by this much
if that ball had hit the dog's head
the dog's head would have exploded
that's how hard I hit it
and that was the first T shot I hit against Phil Mickelson
I almost killed a fucking dog
and the people were like
so shaking up because there was a missile
that just fucking flew into it.
What did Phil say?
Phil's like all right well
he had like another ball I don't know
just like he doesn't give a fuck
yeah that's crazy how much
No needs he play for.
I have no idea.
I mean, there's obviously...
Like, millions?
I've never been in the game,
don't know, have no idea.
But I know that he'll take on any action
if there's an A&A.
Do you remember where you guys shot that day?
Never.
No.
Did you guys like...
You guys bet, right?
Yeah, I like to play money for golf.
But people are always want to play high stakes.
The cool thing about Phil was we were done 18 holes.
We finished.
We went in for lunch and then he was like, yeah,
you want to play an emergency nine?
We're like, yeah, let's go.
Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
We played 27 holes together.
That grind shit.
So.
An emergency nine?
Amazing.
You love that shit.
Yes.
What is full send.com?
Because I don't know.
I mean,
as far as that new thing you're doing.
So,
yeah,
we've kind of launched
to like a couple different times.
But,
um,
it's pretty much like a way for us
to upload like whatever we want.
Okay.
Because I don't know,
dude,
YouTube's so fucked now
where it's like you really can't upload.
It's always been like this.
It's awful.
First it wasn't,
they just never paid us,
right?
So we never made YouTube ad money.
Right.
Some people like,
if you make clean content bro back in the day,
like we would have been raking in like 500 racks a month
really the views we were getting and other people were making that money right so your
platform is just basically like but now it's not about the money but now it's like
they're actually just out here deleting shit really so now it's like we got to create
somewhere where we can like upload it on shit yeah what's good what's up man how you doing
man what's up chat nice to meet you bro good to see what's up bro let's do man bobby
pleasure to meet you yeah now you're good
fucking proud is out there.
Yeah.
Oh, is it?
Hey, you know, I know Chad
to be better than making excuses
on his way in here.
Listen, I just,
I don't know you guys
might have had to been somewhere.
You're fine.
Ah, we're chilling.
You're good, you're good.
I just had a chick
I had lined up.
Keep in the seat.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, shit.
You brought the gars.
Let's double.
Jump on in.
Chad, good to have you here.
Yeah, thanks.
By the way, you don't explain
being late, Chad.
You don't got to explain it.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
Like, Chad was, he was five minutes late.
He was good.
He was no big deal.
He's, you know.
How's life?
Fuck me.
How's good, bro.
Can't complain?
Life's good.
Wait, can you curse?
Because that's not.
You curse.
We say whatever you want, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
We do what you want.
Life is good.
Life is great, bro.
You can't complain.
You?
Same, man.
We all smoked weed before this episode.
Okay.
So that's why.
I've never smoked weed before.
No way.
I've never had alcohol before.
I'm one of the lamest people on earth to this day.
No way.
Still.
What made you just?
never want to try.
I just never have for some reason.
Was it like around you when you were like in?
Yeah, I'm from Liberty City, across the bridge, you know, from the hood.
Everything was around me.
The dope boys, the drugs, alcohol, the whole night yards.
For some reason, my grandmother put fear in me.
She put fear in me to the point where I never tried it because I didn't want to be
able to come, I didn't want to come home swimming like weed because there was no getting
around that.
Yeah.
Never drank alcohol.
It's just something I tried.
chose not to do. Still, I'm fucking 53 and still don't, and never have.
So you've never had a sip of alcohol or a hit of a joint ever in your life?
No, but my issue and my problem, if there was one, would be cigars. I'm an avid cigar.
I like the guys. Yeah, big time. Really? What do you like about cigars?
I just I picked up the habit
I picked up the habit in 1991
being a part of the crowd
that was doing the drinking and the smoking
but I couldn't do what they were doing
because my mom my grandma like
so I just grabbed the cigar
and I still felt like I was a part of them
without having to do what they were doing
you have Ocho Sinkgo cigars made now?
Yeah 85 cigars yeah I do
That's fucking sick man
This is my third year
Dominican Republic
I had to spend
maybe two weeks out there
about three years ago
to create a blend
that would be good
for people that don't smoke
and they could enjoy the experience
if you're not a smoker
then I have a oh here we go
appreciate that
appreciate that
where they're like available to buy
online online 85cigars.com
that's 80, spell the 80 out
and then five cigars.
Nobody better commercials
to Mr. O'Sico by the way
yeah most of that I appreciate that
I appreciate that's cool by the way
You miss football or no?
Fuck no.
Because when I was there, I did it my way.
Reckless, authentic, organic.
The way I felt the game should be played.
I didn't follow not one fucking rule.
None of them.
No regrets.
I'm a big, like, if I could do it again, I'll do it again times 10.
With some other shit I thought of when I retired.
You think you could play right now if I wanted to?
Yeah, if you wanted to.
With the right training behind me?
Well, easily.
Really?
Because the game is 90% mental, not physical anyway.
So mentally, I'd have a huge gap on those that are playing right now
that are obviously younger.
And you think you could outrun any corner out there?
Everybody's fast, though.
So it's everybody's fast.
All skill position players are fast.
Diggs is having a good year like crazy.
Sorry, my bad.
Diggs is fucking on fire.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a few players.
Fucking Jamar Chase is on fire.
J.C. Jackson, Underrated Corner, New England.
I love him.
J.C. is a fucking gamer.
He's really good.
What do you think?
Brady Belich.
Well, obviously the reason for their success, as you can see, is because of Brady.
But obviously, just the tandem and the duo itself was so fucking great
because Belichick is so great at what he does, you know, defensively.
Did you play for Belichick?
Yeah, one year.
I don't even count that shit.
What is he like as a coach, though?
You saw a full metal jacket?
I'm serious.
Did you see full metal jacket?
Yeah.
The drill sergeant.
That's Bill.
Did that work for you?
But that's the way, yeah, I don't care.
I just, the way, I've never been to the Army, never been to the Navy, not a Marine,
but if I had to take a guess what it's like to be there, it would be like playing for the Patriots
because everything's very fucking militant, everything on time, everything is to the fucking teeth.
Really?
And I got a better understanding of why they win all the goddamn time.
Outside of the way, they run their organization, but also having that number 12 piece there.
And now that once you move that chest piece out the way,
it's not the same.
Sorry, Belichick, real quick,
because I'm a big New England fan,
I've got to ask this while you're here.
Is Belichick a guy
that just doesn't put up with shit?
Like, you have a big personality.
You always had a big personality.
Yeah, and there I didn't say shit.
Right.
But you came in with a big personality.
Did Belichick come in and be like,
hey, I can't.
His first words in me,
his first,
Belichick's first words in me was,
not welcome to the team,
welcome to the man.
Glad to have you as a part of the Patriots
was,
you know you're going to have to change
who you are to be here.
So obviously that sets the tone
and letting me know,
oh shit yeah so what did you do to get around that i didn't i just shut the fuck up
yeah it's pretty god damn simple because once you once you get to new england
everything everybody and everything is expendable except that 12 everything if you notice you
obviously you being a patriot fan you notice throughout the years everything around 12
changed constantly year and year out but one thing never stopped and that's winning yeah you
know why they never fucking lost yeah because the 12 piece right the piece is always changed
around them except him, but no matter who you plug in or what you put there, they always win.
What do you think about Kansas City right now? How in trouble are they?
No, not much. They're fine, right? Yeah, they're fine. Their defense is so bad, though.
I mean, even with their defense being bad, their offense is that much greater than their
defense is and that's their identity, they're just, it's just having a slump, like in baseball,
you know? Batters have slumps. What do you think of Josh Gordon? Josh is going to put back on
KC. You think Josh is going to be a gamer or no? Yeah, with opportunities. He can still be a
gamer. I'm glad he has the opportunity to play again, though.
I love dude, man.
Josh is the fucking greatest guy on playing on Earth.
I love the-Josh is a fucking good man.
Wait, why wouldn't you, like, count that year with New England?
Because I didn't.
He just wasn't.
I didn't do much.
Yeah, no.
No, I didn't do much.
Did you like playing with Belichick or a play behind him?
It was cool. I enjoyed it.
It was a great experience.
It was a great experience getting a better understanding of why the fuck they won all the time.
Yeah, and just everything from top to bottom.
And the way that organization is run.
It's a tight ship, but it's a ship that works for them.
Did you talk a lot of shit when you were out on the field?
In general?
Like, I don't know, when you're going up against a corner.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Full conversations.
What do you mean?
Yes, full-flage conversations.
So you're on the, so you're on the, the quarterback's theory about to take the snap.
You're over there.
You guys are looking at each other because you're squaring you out.
And I normally talk.
Yeah, there's footage.
What was your line?
What was your line?
What was your line when you went out of the line?
There's just whatever comes to the top of my head at the moment.
Is there like, fuck you, pussy?
No, no, no, that's nothing, nothing malicious.
I was never malicious in anything.
Other guys, are other corners?
You never talked about wives or anything like that?
Nah, no, people do they don't do that.
Yeah, but corn.
I mean, I can see someone doing it.
This got to be some guys in the NFL.
Who's the guy that talk to most shit that you pissed you the fuck off?
Nobody.
I did all the shit talking.
How's somebody going to talk shit to the shit talker?
But they're going to play it back.
Who played it back best with you?
Probably Fred Smoot.
Everyone and no one else would actually engage in it because it was mental, mental, I call it
mental gymnastics.
If I can get you talking back,
I already got you out your game.
That was part of my game.
Yeah.
That's part of my game.
You know, if I can get you talk
and get you,
get that much of a mental edge on you
to where I throw you off
where you're actually conversing back,
I got him.
Who had your number?
Probably Revis.
It's the only one.
What made Revis great?
Ah, that 2009 season was fucking special.
I don't know what the fuck he ache.
But wherever he did.
But I mean, just from like a standpoint
of like his, how he plays D.
It was nothing pretty about it.
it was in your fucking face
no matter who you are and we're gonna go
and that's what just made him
great. No, no talking
no nothing. He was just fucking
Did the Viagra help too? For me?
Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, how do you stop a dude
running on three legs? Yeah, three legs, yeah, I heard about that.
It's impossible. So you just
damn, so you were just used to it. You got a
pop a Viagra? You took it before every game? Oh, I've taken
one before. How did you like
first thing to do that? I can't tell you.
You took a Viagra for a fucking football game?
Yeah. Yeah, he used to take him all the time.
Yeah.
Oh, get the fucking blood flow.
Turning.
There's no way about that.
You're worried with the side effects, so?
Did you, like, fuck right before the game?
You can't have sex in the day of the game?
No, he just runs out there with a bowler.
Was this so you're ready, like, right?
Yeah.
But you were a sex addict, right?
Me?
Do you think I'm a sex addict?
Well, I feel about it.
I don't think so.
If I was a sex addict, I would do an amateur porn when I retired.
Yeah, I think, I mean, I may be a sex addict.
You think so?
I mean, is there a sex addict?
No, I just what I'm saying.
We're on, we're on earth?
Yeah.
Who doesn't like the pump, man?
I don't like to pump.
I think that's why actually I'm not a sex addict.
You have times and you don't feel like doing it?
Yeah.
Once in a while.
Yeah.
Yeah, once in a while.
Yeah, I'd say once in a while too.
I mean, I don't do it anymore.
I'm just saying.
I strictly use Viagra strictly for football games, not for sex.
I didn't need to.
Yeah.
What do you felt like that did for you for performance?
Nothing.
They fucking.
It just fired you up.
You had peak performance when the blood flow was fucking running
and fucking adrilling his body.
gone and then you mix that Viagra
and they fucking tested their steroids but I'm taking
Viagra it's the same fucking shit
that shit put me over the fucking edge
I can't believe you never
that's great like I'm sorry but when did you start doing that
yeah it's fucking nuts yeah when what
like when did you start like taking the Viagra
like what year's in the league I figured it out
you know you pop this go out there and run
there's no how do you stop a dude
that's fast as hell on three legs
think about it
were you boys with that
did anyone ever notice they're like what the fuck
like are you hurt or not
You couldn't stop me.
Yeah, you fucking noticed.
Were you boys with Hernandez, Aaron?
Yeah, he was cool.
Aaron was...
Cool.
I never, I mean, just from outside perspective.
Yeah.
He was just like gangster.
I mean, off the field, I mean, that's not a side that I got to see.
I wasn't with him in college or I didn't hang with him in the streets, but obviously, the person I got to know in the locker room was cool as hell.
Yeah.
You know, what he did outside of that, you know, I don't condone it, but he was a great fucking tight end.
Running back.
And he was in the perfect situation with Belichick.
But, like, he would have been up there as one, like, really,
Gronk.
And it was, talking about it was fucking him and Gronk.
Yeah.
That team was ridiculous.
Yeah, they were very good.
You know?
Very good.
But he obviously chose the other shit, which is fucking nuts.
Well, it's not, I think more so for him is that's nothing new.
It just, he chose not the change of the people around him,
then tell him, you know what, now that you got this far, you should just,
cut that shit out we you know that that's not you anymore but i think he wanted to to remain real as
we call it just wasn't enough action maybe for him yeah you know he's will list
is we lighten up cigars here what's going on are we are we lighten up i don't know i just i thought
you were light up in here no we don't want to light the place on fire oh yeah yeah all right it's cool
it's cool i make sure you get some before you get out of 100% i want uh is cigars bad scars are bad for you
go well it's tobacco but like hey they fuck with your you don't inhale you don't inhale hey i run
i run all day still in shape boxing doing everything so yeah you go you gotta have one vice
you don't do any the other shit no nothing else how often you smoke cigars like every day
wow wow yeah two three a day what do you do but how did you get the matting uh the madden rankings
gig you do all he does all the madden rankings yeah how really i mean who else better that knows
the game of football besides me
You're not, with a little, with a little personality behind it, too.
Oh, you do a great job.
To make it fun.
You, uh, you actually adjust the rating.
You are a decision maker?
I'm part of them.
Yeah, one of them.
I mean, I'm not at the bottom of the barrel, but I'm somewhere in there to give a little
this is what this individual should be.
And it's all based on performance anyway.
So players really can't fucking complain.
You know, you show out on motherfucking Sunday, we're going to adjust your goddamn rating.
Have you ever had, like, a player complained?
No, I'll fuck them up.
You can do your.
You can pull that shit with everybody else that works at EA, but
listen, I'll pull up fucking footage and show you why you're shit.
Well, like, if it's a player that's like a 90-some overall.
I mean, if you're already 90-some, what is there to complain about?
There's a lot of players like that.
There's a lot of players like that, especially in the NBA.
A lot of them complain.
What's Sequin Bargley's rating right now?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
What do you mean?
You're the Madden ratings guy.
Yeah.
You think I had that stuff.
All right?
You got, well, do your calculations to your head.
What is he?
What is he?
What do you think?
I don't know, what is he?
What did you say?
90.
What'd you say?
I don't know.
Is the thing
of Seekorn?
Is he healthy right now?
No.
His angle still fucked it.
I saw that.
It's like another fucking year.
No.
He had two back-to-back seasons, ACL.
No.
Or when ACL, his angle is messed up.
He stepped on somebody's foot.
It was two season ending injuries.
He was out both years, right?
No, I think he'll be back here.
He had an ACL?
No, now he's fucking back in the league, but he was playing a little bit, and he just
heard against, he stepped on somebody's ankle.
Okay.
So it's like.
I think it would be fine.
Yeah.
I think.
Because it was, I saw.
He stepped on somebody's ankle, and he took his shoe up.
It was a huge fucking knot on top of the ankle, so it was a high ankle sprain.
You know, he was my roommate for a year?
For real?
You wouldn't have been saying?
Nope.
I live with Sequin in L.A.
Sterling Shepard and Seekwon.
I live with them for a fucking year.
It was absolutely nuts.
I know that was fun.
I mean, those guys are sitting there, like, so disciplined, like, lifting and just like whatever,
and I'm just like sneaking in, not trying to stop the alarm at, like, 4 a.m.
Serious?
Yeah, it was like the most.
He never knew who was walking through the door that.
Like, you're Sequin Barclay, you know, and chat, you know, and I was just like, I'd just be, like, chilling there and be, like, fucking Quavo.
So, like, it just random ass people every night.
That's dope.
You know?
That's dope.
How was that experience?
I mean, it was fucking sick, you know, like, if chicks were like, hey, what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm just going back to Sequin Barclay itself.
How'd you guys become friends?
How'd you guys become friends?
Through Cuz's manager.
So, he's a, he's a pretty good dude.
I like it
So Chad you have your own show too now
You do all your uh you do a podcast show
Yeah I am athlete
Very fun
Very fun
Very successful too by the way
Yes
That's dope
Thank you guys are doing a fucking awesome
That's like well put together too
And shit
Yeah I like it
I like it
Is it a difference when you're getting interviewed
And you're when you're interviewing somebody else
No not really
Not really
I mean just give me a mic
Put the camera on me and I just go
It doesn't matter
Platform topics
You have any preparation all
When you go and talk somebody
Love that
I've seen one of those podcasts
What was the argument that you had
With like Brandon Marshall
Which one?
I mean we've had many arguments
Well the one that's going on
There's like a meme of Brandon Marshall
Oh screaming?
Yeah, screaming
The Ocho versus Science thing
This guy, he's a fucking health freak
All this fucking healthy shit
He believes in science
And inflammation and dieting and eating fucking right
And I'm over here
Fucking McDonald's
Period
John
Talk to him
consistently
before every fucking game.
Are you?
Really?
What is going on here?
Viagri and McDonald's?
Yeah, yes.
A great combination.
Really?
Yeah.
You like healthy off the field, though?
Because that's not that healthy.
I don't, dude, no.
I don't do any of that healthy shit.
I've never been hurt.
Never gotten hurt.
Nothing.
No injuries.
No, I've been to the doctor.
I went to the doctor in June
before I fought on the Mayweather card.
Everything's normal.
Is this like a secret McDonald's at or something?
No, what's your go-to-a-McDonnells?
Number one exercise with no ice.
If I'm feeling greedy, I get the number seven.
two cheeseburgers.
Wow.
You know,
Coke,
no ice.
Fucking Brandon
with all this
fucking healthy
shit,
he's fucking hurt
all the time.
Pull this,
you know,
oh, my arm,
my fucking shoulder,
oh, my ankle.
You know why?
Because you
fucking play a barbaric sport
but you eat like a
fucking rabbit.
He want to know
why everybody has
all these
soft tissue injuries.
You fuckers
are getting cheated.
It's a fucking
money grab.
Wow.
It's a fucking
money grab.
You're pretty confident
in this diet.
Yes.
What else?
So why I've never been heard.
So why the fuck
having you launched
the Chad Johnson diet?
Because they're not going to fucking listen.
All right.
The fucking McDonald's is worldwide.
You can just pull in the drive-through and go.
Dude's fucking eating keto diet,
Pesca Pegatarian, whatever the fuck.
Pagan, vegan, what is it called?
I'm fucking now.
Yeah.
Prescottarian or some shit.
What else besides McDonald's?
I'm more of a Burger King guy.
Pegger King sucks, man.
No, I'm a Burger King guy.
Fucking.
Nah.
Wopper Jr.
Burger King, it's not too big, not too sloppy.
They do.
It's always perfectly organized in a little.
circle. It's not a coincidence
that everyone in the NFL, and then
I love them, love them to death.
All these people that they eat healthy and do all
this shit the right way,
they always hurt. Why are you always hurt?
You want to know why? We play
a barbaric sport.
Ah, strong, fast, ah, ah, ah,
but you eat like a fucking rabbit.
The body needs
the immune system and the body needs
fucking practice. You know how you get practice?
By eating shit.
Wow.
eating shit
seriously?
Yes
Dude that's the best thing
Anybody's ever told me
Maybe we could
You can start mucket
Anything
The body needs
Hey man
Listen the body
needs to go through stuff
It just
It needs to be able to
Just take on any
and everything
I eat skittles
fucking M&Ms
fucking gold
I eat fucking shit
So if you're telling me
That's fucking good
It's okay
Then I'm fucking
It's okay
I eat shit
But you gotta
Do you work out though
Nah
Like once in a while
Okay you got to work out
All right
So I got to work out
You got to work out
You got it
You got to work out
I don't know.
But, I mean, they already do.
Do's in the league.
You already work out.
You already have the discipline to work out.
But all these fucking injuries, I'm telling you, it's not about nothing you lifting.
It's your fucking diet.
What's like your gym routine, like right now?
Right now, strictly boxing.
Every morning, 6 a.m., yeah, I'm fighting again.
Did you get knocked out?
You got knocked out?
John, does he think I got knocked out?
Do you know the difference between a knock down and a knockout?
No.
Isn't Mr. Rojasenko, I reviewed the tape.
And I will say it was very under, your performance was not that impressed from that
fight. I have to be an honest man here. Are you sure?
We did review the tape several times.
You did? I did. Let me see. I only got hit twice.
I only got hit twice, but it wasn't impressive.
I've never, I don't have any amateur experience.
And I stepped in the ring with a do that fights for a living.
And you're going to tell me it wasn't impressive. Is this an uncomfortable topic?
I'm just, wait, I just want to understand. Have you been in the ring with a real fighter?
Well, I chose not to do journalism. Oh, so then you're a pussy then, basically.
Well, you're not going to be a pussy.
You know, Chad's fun. I'm just saying.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Chad, here's a deal.
Somebody that's never been in the ring.
I don't tell me it wasn't impressive against a real fighter,
but they won't step in there.
I don't think he'll sell a lot of tickets.
Guess what, Chad.
It's not about taking you down to Chinatown, motherfuckers.
It's not about selling tickets.
Listen, don't you look at me again.
I ain't fucking around no more, all right?
From Lawrence, Massachusetts.
A little bit hood.
Kind of, not really, but...
No, that shit was fun.
Scary as fuck.
What was that?
That fucking fight.
Like, listen.
All this is, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd hits me.
I got four weeks to prepare.
Four weeks.
I said, dude, that's really not enough time to prepare for a fight.
Real fighters, when they do something, you get three, four months in advance.
But me being the cocky, arrogant, sucker that I am, fuck it.
I'm going to do it.
And I said, Florida, I'm not doing any celeb shit.
Don't give me none of that.
Give me someone that fights for a living, either amateur or give me a bare knuckle or MMA guy.
Bare knuckle.
Was it a bit of good?
Yeah, it's the easiest million dollars I made in eight minutes.
Nice. That's awesome.
So it was about the bag, too.
No, it wasn't about the bag.
It was about proving that I could step in the ring with a real fighter and survive.
Nice.
Nice.
Damn.
And I still...
Huh?
Bear knuckle?
Yeah, he fights bare knuckle?
He would have fought a bear knuckle fighter.
Yeah, that's what I...
Yeah, that's wild.
But he had to put on 10-ounce gloves, so it's kind of...
Yeah, I feel you know.
So you're...
So you're old...
I'm 1-0.
You want to know?
Why do you think you're one-and-o?
You won the fight?
Yeah.
Where are you been?
Look at the fucking comp.
back's numbers. I'm sorry. Compu. How do you say
that shit, John? Compio.
Listen, I'm trying to get a razz, John. I want to see what Otrus
got. I've never had his opportunity to talk shit.
Like, I feel like a cornerback. No, you're not going to be me talking shit.
I invented this shit. You were still in
fucking Pambors when I was talking to shit. I'm getting up there.
But yeah, no, I know. I know. I got it. I got it.
All right. Should we switch topics here? It's getting heated.
No, no, I like it. I like it. I like it. I'm
feeding off your energy. Chad, man.
Chad, listen to me.
Oh, I'm talking too much? Okay, I'm sorry.
No, you're good.
Like, I can't, I can't see him.
Yeah, this is the absolute banger.
And we did, like I said, smoke weed.
I'm high.
I'm in a great place.
But I hit rock bottom.
I'm like, this is rock bottom for me right now.
No, because I'm not going to talk about it too long, but I had a relationship problem.
Not going good.
Are you like, whoa.
You have relationship problems?
No, yeah.
A week, no, I got you.
He watches Jamie Fox, huh?
You watch Jamie Fox?
Yeah.
Like the, there was just like interview of him talking about, like, he couldn't get married.
want to talk about a relationship.
He was talking about like, how the fuck does that happen?
Like, she asked him.
Oprah was like, would you ever get married?
He's like, I can't.
Like, he was like that.
And, uh, yeah, I don't know.
Do you ever watch that energy?
No.
I think I've seen it before.
I feel like you're, you have the same.
No, no, no, no, I'm not the same.
My wife is out there.
No, no, no, no, no.
Meaning like, like, if you're having relationship problems, how to deal with him.
Oh, wait.
How old are you?
What did you mean by that?
Why do you mean by that?
34.
34.
No, I can't talk about it.
I just don't want to talk about it.
You don't want to talk about it?
Bro, you just brought it up.
No, let's talk about it.
I can't.
Like, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
It's like, it's the, like, it's something.
Let's talk about.
Let's talk about it.
No, I don't want to rob the girl and on a fucking podcast viewed by millions of fucking people.
It's okay.
I can you?
How long you guys been together?
We've been together for three months.
Wait.
I can't even do this.
Wait, you have the problem with somebody that was only around for three fucking months?
I was in love with this girl.
You weren't in a fucking love with shit?
Three months?
Yeah.
He drops.
after two weeks and he's like serious about it oh listen listen yeah he's serious no i'm not i love you
like all three wait i say i love you too that's my mantra wait are you in love with her i think so
facetimer right now no i can't all right why let's get this shit going face timer right now
oh chad is funny man give me the phone all right she got to answer this is not you don't understand
you know chad she has to answer this is the worst time of all time Brett's like what it's not
going to answer because I know she
it was a long day chat this is
she's going to answer no she has to
because if you're going to say you love her
and she doesn't answer that phone that means the love wasn't real
oh yeah
what's going on
I need to talk to you please
we're talking positive stuff here
chat old Chosinko would like to say hello to you real quick
he's a good man here's
chatton chateau
hello how you doing
hey good I have
have a very small problem that I'd like to talk with you if you could please help me.
We're trying to work here and your buddy old pal here, he's tearing up and I'm not sure what's going on between you two at home.
But I'd like you guys to resolve it, maybe seek a little counseling, little therapy, anything, because whatever's happening is affecting him tremendously on this goddamn job.
Is there any way you guys can set up a date, a meeting just to talk things out and see if you can work it out, please?
So much more complicated than that.
Thank you. I really appreciate it. I'm sorry for bothering you.
And I'm only doing this because him acting like this and being in numbs is affecting everyone else here at work.
Okay. Again, I'm sorry. And thank you so much.
And Mr. Rocha Sinkland the
You're back in the fucking door
I was
Chad here's a deal
I here's a deal
What would you do
I gotta let her back in the door
And they
Wait what
I don't even know what to say
That's why it became complicated
Like I was trying to pay the angle
Where she had to run back to me
Because of certain reasons
Right
The other day you thought
I was gonna need a simple way
After that way
That was aggressive
Oh oh
I love it
But you say you were in love after three months
So why are you playing hard to get
There were some things
That I don't want to discuss
I think we should
discuss him. Open floor.
Chad wants to discuss me. Because it's not fair to the person
because they already have association with me. So if it gets
talked about it, it's just good. And then people are going to know.
It's just bad blood. It's just like, you know, look, I don't
run a fucking like MTV show here,
you know, trying to do drama and reality. This is real
life. Yeah. I lost the girl I love.
Yeah. Fuck. Oh my God. You know
what? I don't think I should eat. Oh, yeah,
absolutely. I'll have that.
Oh, she did? Okay. How do I
go? Long story
short, though. He loved a girl
and, like, they just recently broke up.
without going into detail, so he's hurting.
It was tough.
But how do you break up after three months?
That's like you're still in the fucking honeymoon phase.
The dopamine is still fresh.
My bad.
You always bring it up, though.
I'm not going to write up.
No, he, he's really having a problem.
Literally, you're like, I'm asking her everything like going into detail.
It's a big problem, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm fucking hurt inside, but guess what?
Let me ask you.
I'm bouncing back slowly.
Three months, right?
Yeah.
Did she sleep with somebody else?
Oh.
Or is she pregnant by some pregnant?
Option 2 is off the table.
Okay.
But it's okay.
Because even if she did, it's just sex.
It's just sex, even if she did, it's okay.
It's okay.
People make mistakes.
I didn't say that was it.
But I'm just saying people make mistakes.
They do, but at the same time, you know, at the end of day, yeah, just, you know, we're going to, we're going to full figure it out, but I don't think we will.
So I'm going to probably move on.
You're going to figure it out because I'm going to stay on top of this shit and make sure you guys work it out.
I was appreciate that.
Appreciate that.
By the way, you didn't lose that boxing match.
you never got knocked out
never did
I never did
I just I went down off balance
Blood brother right now
He just wanted to save my relationship
That I don't even want to save
What else?
I like this shit
Did you go out a lot in the NFL
No like I still don't
Never have
So you never got like pussy thrown at you
After the game off yeah it gets thrown
It gets thrown
And you just never
Depending on who's offering
I may oblige
Is that based off looks
Obviously
No based off your feet
Feet
Yes I'm a feet guy
I have a...
Oh, so you don't like
if a girl got bad feet.
Yeah.
I don't go to fuck how fine you are.
You scan, right?
He's going to call back.
Just, I fixed it.
I got to play a power.
She's good.
What's the read on that?
No, no, I just called her.
Oh, okay.
The reason why I had an angle.
Okay.
Smart guys.
You said feet?
I'm not to do shit.
Yeah, I'm a huge foot guy.
There's something to me,
the highest form of hygiene is not getting up brushing your teeth and taking
showers, a woman that keeps her feet well done and manicured.
So when you see a girl, do you scan the feet?
No, I don't scan.
I all the guys just look down and I can tell.
Especially, I hate, don't wear shoes too big where your toes are hanging off the shoe.
Just, yeah.
Did you pick up a lot of pussy at the clubs?
Did I who?
I didn't club, though.
All right, did you pick up a lot of pussy at the fucking local market?
I don't know, like.
No.
It just, you know, depending on where I am, I frequent jazz clubs and cigar bars.
Wow.
So when you go to cigar bars and whatever the other bars are you there, it depends.
It depends.
Like, are you good?
You got swag or no.
Me?
No, not really.
I'm kind of shy.
I'm shy guy, yeah.
I don't talk much.
So you see a girl
You don't go up to work
Fuck no
Why am I going to her
I'm fucking Ocho
What if she don't know
Of your Ocho
Huh
What if it might be your future wife
That you don't know about
And she don't know your Ocho
So you need to make the move
Well that's her fault
That's not the way God works
There has to be one fucking girl
You went up to once
Yeah
They have
There have been many
Many women that have
There been many women
Don't say they just come to me
I'm just saying you
Wait do you start off with like
Hey I'm Ocho
No who does that
I mean you say you're Ocho
No I'm just
That's me speaking
the third person and be like,
no, I don't introduce myself.
How did that name come up, Ocho?
The NFL find me.
The NFL find me.
I forgot what year it was.
Spanish Heritage Month in the NFL
is the month of September.
So Carson and Jordan thought it was a great idea
to put Ocho Cinco in the back of your jersey
and tribute to the Latin community
and go out in pre-game warm-up
and just wear the name,
the name Ocho Cinco on the back of my jersey
for a pre-gram room-up.
I wore it.
Carson tore it off before kickoff.
The next morning, the NFL find me 30 grand.
They find me 30 grand for altering the NFL uniform.
I like, dude, it was on there for like seven minutes tops.
So I appealed the fine.
They told me no.
I say, cool.
I waited to the off-season and changed my name to Ocho Sink on purpose as a big,
fuck you to the NFL.
Now put it on all my jerseys,
and it turned into a brand,
just took off from there.
And that's where the whole thing came about.
It wasn't even the marketing spiel at first,
but it turned into one and a huge brand after that.
And to this day, it works.
You met Gadell's Gadell good guy, Roger?
Yes, we are friends.
I used to enjoy getting fine to the point where I would send my money in early,
so I didn't even give a fuck at that point.
So what do you mean?
What did you get, you got fine for all types, celebrations, socks, shoes, cleats,
color my chin strap. I didn't do anything right.
What's the fine look like? Like, what's a big fine? Like, what was the fuck?
I don't want to get it. The biggest? Your biggest fine ever.
The biggest might have been, oh, the sombrero and poncho I put on after a touchdown.
That is crazy. Yeah. I remember that. Just say, fuck you, the NFL putting on that.
Yeah, it's just, they said, don't do anything in the end zone. So I just did it on the sideline,
and they still find me for bringing props onto the field. Wow.
what was the fine
that one was 40 grand
what's your total in fines
I don't know a lot
and the fact that
they're allowed to have fun
and celebrate now
and they have a celebration
camera I should file
a fucking grievance
for all my money back
what was your game checks
so you go in the open
the envelope was a game check
highest point
you never you never look
at your game checks
mine with direct deposit
oh all right
man what was the direct deposit
for the one week period
the highest point
highest point
Probably
Roughly
Grand a week
A week
So when a guy gets
560,000
Right
You see so many athletes
Doing dumb shit
Doing all this stuff
Right
What kind of guy were you
I'm the cheapest fucker in the world
Literally
And I speak that
Let's see
Here
I'm gonna give you
I'm give you idea right
Do me a favor
You have your phone
Yeah I do
Google my net worth
Real quick
I love that
The net worth says
I don't know
5 million
5 million
It says 5 million
Net worth 5 million
That's what it says
Yeah
We're gonna get a hand of the phone here
All right
So Mr. Rocha Cinco has a lot of commas
In his bank account
And I see something up
Where I can get the right numbers
But a lot of money
In his fucking bank account
Chad
So what's it say
Do you want to say the number?
Yes okay
I mean you just got $15 million
Casually sitting in your checking
Okay but I have a question
So how can you someone
explain to me where does
network
your network where does it come from
all your assets all your different fucking
everything yeah all your assets so
why would it be that low
is it do they think that do they think
I spend all this money do you think I fall in the
stereotype I would think that would say Chad
mine says 86 million so it's inaccurate
yeah it's 86 million it's like that's
most inaccurate search ever
networks they don't thumb nobody fucking
knows but you get you get
I mean?
Yeah.
When I played...
I just saw $15 million in your bank account.
You're good.
I was the cheapest son of a bitch.
Extremely cheap.
And obviously, you mentioned the jewelry.
Yeah.
For what?
The watch is for what?
What time is it?
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
What time is it, please?
What time?
621?
How much that cost?
Nothing.
Time is fucking free.
Why am I paying for it?
You telling me a watch is $200,000.
I like that. I like that too.
Dumb. Dumbest thing of the world.
I don't do it.
By the way, that much.
I think watches are dumb too.
Like, I like a lot of watch.
People love to say, oh, it's an investment.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
Time is fucking free.
I'm not paying for it.
You mean, if I can get something that looks like it, the real thing,
knowing I already have money,
I'm going to get the fucking replica.
I just don't worry.
Because what are you going to tell me?
What?
Damn, my bad.
Sorry.
I have a problem.
We'll keep moving.
What are you going to tell me?
What are you going to say?
I shop at fucking Clare's with a black card.
What are you going to say?
Well, why would you just...
That 200K, like, change shit.
That's a lot, man.
That's just, damn.
Other people have an image that live up to.
They're trying to impress.
They're trying to compete.
I'd never been one of those.
But if I like the way something looks, I'm going to, I'm going to wear it.
So then what is your fucking vice?
I got to have one fucking vice.
My vice?
Money-wise?
$200K.
What's the big purchase is going towards?
No, you got to.
You got that.
It's going that way, the money.
No.
It's going that way, the money.
What kind of car do I drive right now?
I don't know.
I'm going to say it.
Somebody knows.
I don't know.
Damn.
I mean, our research was never limited to today.
I've been driving one same car the entire for since 2006.
Smart car.
Yes.
Real.
You like driving around a smart car?
Yes.
It's fucking dope.
It's not any smart car.
I have my fucking names on the wheel.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
We're not at that stage yet, Chad.
So just.
It's all about confidence.
Is that your only car?
Now it is.
Dead ass.
I mean, there was a point.
I had a Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ferrari, did all that.
All leasing.
No more.
It was no point.
What made you end with the smart car?
I had the smart car during that time.
And I was only able to get the smart car because all the adventurous stuff I was doing off the field to get all the other luxury items.
I didn't use my money from playing.
I never touched it.
Oh, wow.
But for some reason.
and fucking Google
and whoever does this nut for shit
think I was one of those fucking idiots
Yeah, you used to live in the stadium too
I stayed in the fucking stadium in the first two years
What is that story I heard?
Yeah, what is the story about the stadium?
I didn't want to spend any money.
Yeah, I didn't want to spend any money.
What do you mean?
Listen, the NFL stadium
has a players lounge.
It has a couch.
It has a kitchen.
It has food.
It has shower.
What am I going to buy a place for
and everything I need is right here
where my job is?
What's the point?
I mean, it's a little strange.
It's not fucking strange.
I think it's strange.
I think it's strange because everyone would, if they had money, they would buy luxury shit, right?
I think that's why it's just different.
Everybody is different when they get a lump sum of money or they're blessed with a lump sum of money.
Everybody's different.
When you first decided to live there, like, who'd you ask?
Like, how did that process start?
I didn't even have to ask.
I just never left.
You just set up like a bed?
Yeah.
No, no need for a bed.
There's a player's couch.
They had the finest of couches.
You slept on the couch for two years.
Did you jerk off in the stadium?
No, why would I do that?
You're living in the stadium
You're like once and one night
It's only six months at work
And then I'm a rookie coming out of college
I'll tell you what I don't buy it
I believe you beat off in the stadium at least once
No shower jerks at all?
You had to do it bro, come on
How are you in the fucking stadium?
Come on guys
Of course not
So you brought girls to the stadium then?
No, I get it?
Hell no
No, you can't.
It's securities cameras everywhere
So you couldn't fucking
Yeah, you couldn't fuck at all
For six months?
I had six.
went at the stadium
where was she figured it out
hotel so you would leave
stadium get a hotel
no she would get a hotel
I'm not getting shit
wow you're that
how is that process
I don't buy that shit
I knew you buy you ohcho
I don't bring women to your house
you bring women to your house
and have sex
yeah but I'm saying
you don't do that you don't do strange
you're going to get a fucking hotel
you're saying you're making the girl pay for hotel
who's I'm not paying for it
I just am saying I don't buy it
Every time
You
I have to
Don't do that
I forgot
Why Ocho
Why what? Why not bring them to your house
I don't think that's good
Especially if they're not going to be around
Right
True
Yeah
You don't want to go to the stadium
Yeah
No man
So when you were talking to them
You're just like
You like grab a hotel
And I'll pull up
If you grab one
Yeah
Hotel's not very expensive
We're talking about Cincinnati
Now back in fucking 2001
Did you get just pussy
thrown to you left and right everywhere you went no not really
that was very ugly one attractive
listen i'm still like kind of pushing and maybe a
a good six because they got the scully on
but no i think it's uh i'm not a i'm not a rapper
i'm not a you know r&b dude no you were fucking chattoshenko
what are you talking about you went out yeah he chateau
you were you're one of the best receivers ever you're a hall
you hall of fame i put my own jacket on i'm not waiting on him
i'm gonna push your balls i'm sorry i'm not me a dick
i'm sorry is that sensitive i'm not being
No, no, no, that's what I'm asked to you.
The Hall of Fame thing is obvious, is it pissed you off?
No, why would it?
You're not the whole thing.
It pisses people off that need validation and want to be accepted.
Was that every one of them?
Think about it.
I think, by the way, you're a fucking Hall of Fame receiver.
I know him.
That's why I put on my own jacket.
You remember that?
Where I got in trouble?
I got fin for that, too.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, he got fined for that.
Put on the Hall of Fame jacket, though?
After your career?
No, after a touchdown.
When we played the Ravens Monday night,
I got in trouble.
They fined me 20 grand.
I don't get a fuck.
Yeah, I love that's like.
I understood the politics that came with the game
and I wouldn't waiting on y'all.
Why do you think you weren't in the Hall of Fame?
I don't know.
Maybe I was a knucklehead.
Wait, time out.
You think it was more of your actions?
Is it too late past?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even think of that shit.
Huh?
We do an internet like thing?
No, fuck no.
No.
Imagine Full Send gets a host of the Hall of Fame?
Oh, I don't want to be a part of that.
Oh, you don't?
Uh-uh.
You think it was all those fines and like just,
no, just, I was actions?
I don't know.
By the way, you're a fucking Hall of Fame receiver, hands down.
That's it.
And people always say, oh, the numbers, my numbers are exactly the same as Michael Irvin.
Exactly.
Minus the wins.
Minus the Super Bowls, I mean, I can't control that.
Hall of Fame is about individual achievement in between the white lines.
Michael Urban is a hall of a hand.
What was the hardest? This is a hard transition.
Sorry, what was the hardest you've ever been hit?
Brian Russell against Cleveland.
It was, what do you call it?
Like dirt time.
We're already winning.
Carson throws slant a little too high and I go up like a fucking idiot to try and go reach it.
Brian Russell goes right up under the chin.
I'm knocked out.
A real knockout this time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like literally sleep.
No, you're laughing.
I'm like, sleep in the middle of the field for like two minutes.
They had to come wake me up.
And then she was out.
And then what are you going to do that?
You miss a week of football after that?
Huh?
week after that right no this with a concussion and all that stuff wouldn't it wouldn't like that
like it is now yeah i was back next week he did you you you get any of that yeah no no problems i mean
i've only gotten hit like that maybe three times my entire 12 years
everything else i made business decisions got the fuck down there's some guys are really
fucked up over that yeah yeah they are you know wayne crebett huh you know wayne crebett why we're
remember that little oh from the jets yeah he's fucked up oh he's fucked up like i can't oh yeah
Wayne Krabet, yeah, he can't
like, he barely talks
because he's gotten hitting the head so many times.
Wayne Krabet was a little fucking
Yeah, I remember, number 80,
played with Kishanah, yeah, I remember, I remember.
Yeah, I didn't get hit that much.
Not like that.
Yeah.
Not like that.
Damn, man.
How old is Wayne now?
He can't be that much older than me.
I remember watching a video like five years ago of him
and he was just like really in bad shape.
I can only imagine what he's in now.
He's fucking got popped too much.
Same like Edelman and like Wes and all those guys
like that, you know, those little slot receivers.
You know?
Sneaky.
It's just what it is.
Damn.
What are you up to now?
Like how many kids you have?
Eight.
Eight?
Yeah.
With how many different mothers?
Eight.
Eight?
No, I'm just playing.
Just one.
Oh, my God.
One?
Just one.
Yeah.
Eight kids?
I consider it one.
I consider it one.
How does that work?
Because we all work as one big unit.
Okay, so in the people's eyes.
How many units?
I don't care about the units.
How many subunits?
How many of the people are taking care of these kids?
Just curious.
Yeah, I mean, too.
How many are helping feed,
clothes, send to school, pick up, drop off,
parent teach a conference.
Two.
Okay.
Thank you.
So, okay, why would you consider that one,
the girl that you consider, like, just only one,
like to the eight kids, why her?
Is that the one that you're with right now?
Yeah.
That's my wife.
She's the shit.
When did you realize this is going to be my wife?
When she said,
you ready
yeah
I don't need you
I want you
oh my gosh
and that
oh god
that hurt
fuck you right now
how bad did that actually really hurt
that bothered me
because they're
god damn for for us
for guys
at times
you want to
you want to feel needed
you want to be able
who to be there for that individual
and to have someone that really
don't fucking need you at all.
And she made that crystal clear
and she really doesn't.
No.
She really doesn't because she got her fucking shit
in fucking order.
What was this?
What was this?
About a year ago.
Fuck you, Chad, Johnson, fucking Ochosinko.
You met her at the jazz place?
No, no, no, no, no.
We, um, no, she jumped in my fucking DM.
Oh, the DMs.
Yeah, she jumped in my DM.
Swear to God.
No bullshit.
Did she DM you that?
She DM me like hard eyes and struck a conversation and we met and she let she laid that shit out on the fucking tape.
You weren't on your guard when you met her.
You just felt like it was right.
Yeah, it was right.
It was right.
I've never heard no shit like that though.
No, I'm serious.
I never heard no shit like that.
And the ones that normally say it, they shit ain't together no way.
Like this is the first motherfucker that actually bought me some fucking structure.
You definitely like to fuck a lot.
Eight kids.
Me?
Eight kids.
My kids are grown and in high school.
I know that, but I'm in college.
That's a lot of fucking kids.
Not really.
I'm 50 fucking three.
So you wanted a lot of kids?
Yes, purposely.
I started early on purpose.
So what's that?
This is kind of like a bird's and a bee's question.
You don't have kids?
No, I'm fucking single and my fucking relationships are a mess.
What are you talking about your fucking single?
I just got you and your girl back together.
No, I don't know if I want to be ched.
That's why I don't know if we pulled the trigger too early.
Now I'm fucking deal with a lady.
No, you don't pull the fucking trigger too early?
No, I got this.
We all make fucking mistakes.
She's not fucking.
Mary had a little lamb?
I got this.
I got this.
So wait, but eight, eight kids.
When did you have your first kid?
What was that?
18, 17?
Yeah.
My daughter, she's in that.
Wait, what are you guys out of?
L.A.?
Yeah, everywhere.
Cali, yeah.
Yeah, I like it.
Boston, though, originally.
What was that like having a...
Like Lawrence, Massachusetts.
Did you say, hey, one of your favorite movies in the town?
The town is good.
Casey Affleck.
Gone baby Gone is good.
The town's a good.
Good Boston movie.
Not as great.
Good bank rob.
I like that movie a lot.
Good bank rob.
Damn, eight.
Who's your favorite actor?
My favorite actor?
Yes.
Daniel Day Lewis.
I was Philpsey Moore Hoffman.
Daniel Day.
Daniel De Lewis.
There will be blood.
Daniel Day,
and I just,
one of the few people
I've never had the opportunity
to meet and met every fucking body.
Have you met Denzel?
Yeah, many times.
Got to hear this.
I said,
I sat Core side with Denzel years ago.
You tell me that fucking first story right now
when you met Denzel.
That's my guy that I wanted.
so badly. Is he just like how he is
in the movies? I feel like he's...
That is him. He's not acting.
That is basically him. I think that
yeah. There's a little bit more... Denzel,
but did you get an interaction with Denzel?
No, it was a court side. He sat together at
the Lakers game. No fucking way.
This was years ago. That guy fucks.
Years ago. Maybe I went to
go see Kobe play. What were
some moments where you were like, shit? That's like a Denzel
moment. Like was
any cool shit he did? He's like the coolest
Just simple conversation. Matter of fact, I
know exactly what they tell it's a beauty jay whatever year i complained i complained about wanting
to leave the bangles and i asked for i asked for a trade i don't remember what year it was maybe
08 maybe oh 9 or 07 but that's the year i was like you know what i'm getting the fuck out of
cincinnati taking a break here is it oh yeah yeah yeah there it is yeah pop this up on the screen
and we're arguing we're sitting here he's getting on my case about my behavior
towards the organization like son you got to play back and i'm sitting i'm sitting there trying
and explain myself
and he was on my ass
and that was it was a great conversation
where I'm supposed to be
joined the basketball game
but I was getting chastised
like I was one of his kids
that was a dope moment
Wow
He's gonna training day was fucking ridiculous
I was my favorite movies ever
Training Day was his number one
Denzel is Denzel man
Yeah Denzel is dope man
Will Smith
dope
How is meeting Will Smith
How's he?
Cool very cool
I don't like the way Jada does him
He always puts out
personal business for some reason
All the time.
I'm not sure what's going on with that.
She does?
Yeah, she says a lot about her relationship.
Just shares little stuff that is normally should be kept in house or maybe.
She was on the podcast with Aisha saying, I need more attention.
What show is that?
The Jada Pinkett's a show, I think.
And just some, what, just yesterday or two days ago, I just saw something on Twitter that said,
it's hard for Will and I to have a happy sexual relationship in our marriage.
That is very disrespectful, man.
How is Will cool with that, though?
I don't know how.
Yeah, I don't know.
what does that mean like what does that mean
she basically like she put shit out about their
relationship yeah she's like he ain't
he ain't fucking me right
that's what that's what would be yeah right of course
yeah but that's crazy to say
maybe there's gotta be more to it
maybe I don't know I don't know
I would well put up with that man that's so
embarrassing that must be really embarrassing
sometimes I have a problem fucking I'm right
Chad
sometimes I have a problem fucking I'm right
I don't know
you ever felt like you weren't
me like in any any relationships
Like, damn man
I might have to do it better
My fucking sex is probably horrible, dude
I'm three inches in the last two minutes
Yeah, that's my style
But listen
This is the thing
This is the thing
Everybody at fucking home
That's probably fucking laughing
I do fucking damage at 90 miles an hour
Oh shit
Chad absolutely ruins brons
Oh my God
You got that core strength
Oh yeah
The McDonald's strength
I don't want Chad Ponding
Bigger
90 miles an hour
Hey
You remember me.
What happens if you can't go 90 miles per hour?
You don't have a choice.
No, I can't.
We get that fucking small.
You got to go 90.
I can't.
Fuck, dude.
I've been having to trouble.
Was that one of the reasons why he took Viagra?
Like, damn, I want to see my shit bigger.
No, that's on the fucking field, dude.
Well, yeah, but like.
Dude don't correlate.
I mean, damn.
What did he say?
I missed it.
Sorry, apologies.
I understand.
He's over there thinking about her.
It's going to be all right.
I know, bro.
You can see it.
Make it work.
You can see it?
Yeah, I never.
I didn't realize you were so caught up with it, bro, I got rattled over it.
I got rattled over it.
I got rattled over it like I've never been rattled.
In three months, though.
Bro, that's clearly not working, though, man.
I got it, Kyle.
It's not working.
It's not working.
No, it's snapped off.
It's done.
It's done.
I got you.
I got you.
Chad, sorry, I wish to bring you out a better time.
No, this is a great time.
I know.
Because I, like, seeing you fucking vulnerable, like, I'm fucking feel that shit.
You hurt.
It's hurt.
I'm hurting for you.
That's a good man right there.
It's a good man.
Like, I can see it in your eyes.
Matter of fact, just let it out.
Let it out.
You got to cry, just let that shit go.
Chat, I'm not crying.
I'm just saying if you need to right now, I'm here for you.
No, I'm not.
Guys, I'm not crying.
I think he is.
No, I'm not crying.
But now that, like, you say crying, my eyes are starting to get weird.
Yeah, let it out.
Let it out.
Stop saying the word crying and maybe by fucking normal.
It's okay.
Don't cry.
I'm not trying to cry here.
It's okay.
You don't have to be fucking macho.
Chad, listen to me.
Yeah, we're here for you.
It's not macho or nothing.
My eyes, so I smoked a fucking blunt before the show.
Did you smoke the fucking one hour ago?
Fucking let that shit out.
Listen, Chad, I'm not crying because I don't have to.
I have like, I fucking, I'm not crying.
I don't want to cry because it ain't about, Chad.
It does feel like I'm crying.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You're crying.
Let it go.
It's okay.
Gentlemen.
Let me tell you something.
Real quickly.
All right, understand this.
I'm done after this, boys.
I'm done.
Yeah, after this, I'm done.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you know,
he's actually crying.
Wolves don't cry.
all right that's what I'll tell you wolves don't cry
I just made that up completely I have no idea what it was
that's it
I said to pivot off the other minute
listen shut the fuck up sleep what you're talking about my
fuck you're talking about come on
bro listen I never heard no shit like I have cried before
I have cried before
but in no way shape or form my feeling
they need to cry with this girl I've had
not cried but have you like honestly like
by yourself I'm not being serious
like with a chick have you cried like
have you cried like recently over this chick
Have I never cried over this chick
No I didn't cry
I was one of them like got fucking hot pussy
I'm crying over a chick
That's not gonna help though
But it did for a minute
Because you don't know the circumstance
It's temporary
I know we don't know the circumstances
If she did something wrong
Listen to me
If she did something wrong
Right listen
Listen to me
Stay with me
People at home stay with me
Oh god
allergies
You're in love right
You said you love her right
Listen to me
I'm fucking listening
You said you love her right
I think I did
I don't know I don't love her anymore
Fuck that.
You still love her.
You said you love her.
And the fact that you...
This is just going to be
another three-week nightmare.
No, it's okay.
You did say you love her.
It's okay.
You said you love her.
I did love her.
I love her.
I can see the fucking emotion
in your fucking eyes,
your body language,
the oar, is everything.
No sleep.
You don't know my lifestyle.
Listen, going to sleep with somebody else,
it makes it even fucking worse.
Because you know what happens?
It's not going to amount to what you had at home.
Chad, I know I had a fucking 10
sitting next to me naked.
It didn't matter.
It didn't matter.
Huh?
Fucking shrinkage, huh?
just the cock moved a little bit
the cock moved a little bit
but let's just say it wasn't fully functioning
all right I know how you feel
that's fucking love that's why I got to pop that
channels your signal fucking Viagra bangers
before hey I know
I've been there before
yeah I've been there that's why I don't categorize me
a guy who can't get a fucking heart on
you like I've been there before I didn't happen like once
and it was that's it did you try this yallel
my dick works 24 fucking 7
24 4
there's more than once
here's howie.
Yeah, what are you eating over there?
This is great.
Bob,
do you end up taking the Seattleis?
Yeah,
but the problem was
I just,
I passed out
like I just like
I was,
yeah,
I just passed out.
Oh,
you were going through a lot
but I'm telling you,
it's been three weeks
of like crazy shit.
So like,
is what it is,
just took the Cialis,
try and zinger.
But I passed.
Can we,
can we please react to the,
with Chad.
No,
no, no,
because,
you know,
Chad,
you just telling this,
I,
you need to see this.
I,
to see it. No, no, but Chad, it's a waste
of time because, you understand, it won't, it just
can't. Okay, well, why don't we film it just in case?
No, no, here's it. I will show you this. I will show
he's this. Chad would love to see it,
bro. I have a... I know he would.
No, Chad, here's a deal. See what? I went,
I made a dumb decision.
I went off a little on social.
But I went off in, like, a way
that I was just, like, venting. Like, I'm always, like, sure...
I have a fuck ton of followers on my shit, right?
Yeah. And, like, pretty
engaging motherfuckers. So,
what I just do when I shoot my shit is, I never
hide anything.
Yeah.
Like,
whatever I'm feeling
in the moment,
I'll just do it.
I'll show it,
whatever.
I don't give a fuck
if I'm like
rock bottom,
I'm doing great,
whatever.
And I'll always
show them my shit.
I don't give a fuck.
And so like,
I showed a pretty dark time.
Like, you know,
I made a mistake.
It's not a mistake,
that's a good thing.
That lets people know that.
I know about
streaming the line in front of like millions of people.
But still,
that lets people at home
watching,
listen,
we go through shit too.
Yeah.
Do not say roll the tape right now.
I love it.
It's ballsy.
Sometimes people look at you like a fucking superhero.
Yeah, I know.
Everything ain't always peaches and cream.
But I like fuck.
Oh, shit, my bad.
Sorry.
And girls that are awesome.
It's kind of weird every time you do that.
Sorry.
Anyways.
Yeah, guys, let's play.
Let's play it.
And we don't have to put it in.
No, because, wait, listen, it's a waste time.
It's a, sorry.
All right.
Chad doesn't want to see it.
Chad's a good man.
Bob wins.
Fucking weird situation.
Yep.
I already know what you're going through.
I can see it.
I could feel your pain from over here.
Man, I love you, buddy.
I love you.
You're a good man.
I appreciate that.
I think you just need to bounce back.
I will.
I will bounce back.
What do you think the way to bounce back is, though?
Huh?
What's the way to get back in the game?
You break up the girl, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are we doing?
Don't use me, my story.
I don't want to harp on my fucking shit.
I'm saying, hypothetically, you want to get a guy.
Right.
He just broke up his girl.
You're like, hey, you need to bounce back.
Where does he go?
Do you bounce back?
But let's say she came.
If she did.
She's standing right here.
So a girl comes in.
A girl comes in, right?
And you want to make a move on her.
Me?
the issues. Me, but what's the, what's, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the
bounce back? Like, how do you bounce back?
Fucking dinner. Dinner. No, but like, you want to go and
slay the town, don't you? No, you don't, no. Slate the town, but what? You're still
had that same pain, and you're fucking slaying. Yeah, but I think it
kind of like occupies your mind so it takes away from the pain. No, the pain is
fucking temporary. The slaying is temporary, the pain is forever, until you fucking fix it.
Yeah, but fixing it could mean ending it.
No. So what, your advice when you get breaking up with you just like, take it slow?
I don't know.
I got left before.
But everything with me, I did.
My vice was gaming.
Right.
That gets me through everything.
Oh, you don't want to be with me anymore?
Fuck you.
I got FIFA.
Oh, you don't want to talk to me tomorrow?
Fuck you.
I got Call of Duty.
There's one thing that's going to always be in place no matter what.
Whatever's going on in life, fucking gaming.
Shit is always there.
So after you break up with a girl, women, women one day, they might be like, you know what,
I don't even fucking love you no more.
Do you think FIFA and Carl Dool didn't come do me like that?
I wish I had the same mindset.
So when you break up, you just start running Cod.
Just run Cod.
What was your favorite Cod?
Actually, my favorite...
Black Ops 2.
Black Ops 2?
I think I love you too.
I like...
No contest.
You're streaming a lot too, right?
Yeah.
You stream a lot.
What do you stream?
I like to say to them.
myself a professional gamer.
Oh, come on.
What do you stream?
FIFA and call it d'i.
I am a professional gamer.
I am.
What game?
Especially FIFA.
Really?
Yes.
What would you say your rank is in the...
Right now, probably 85th in the world.
Come on.
Really?
Yeah, probably.
What makes you good?
Like, how did you master FIFA?
I'm just great at it.
It's all ever...
Excuse me, all I played.
Ever played.
So you don't want to give any secrets out just like people who are trying to...
Fuck, no, because then they're going to know how to beat me.
I'm talking like the shitty guys are just starting up.
You got to play
You put 10,000
You put 10,000 hours of work into anything
You're going to become good at it
Not great, good
All right
Slim, you got mayonnaise on your fucking lip
It's disgusting
This is a great cheeseburger
I guess it's really good
Is it fire?
Oh my God
It is, you like it?
It's unbelievable
I took one bite
It just feels very foreign to me
The taste
Why is there no food on this side of the table
I know we got
We got fucked.
I'm starving.
100%.
I want to go back.
I want to go back.
What is that?
We'll eat something after.
Yeah, no.
I'm not supposed to be eating.
Because I have to go to dinner after this.
What are you going to dinner with?
The wife and the kids.
The wife and the kids.
Yeah.
Usually you travel.
Oh, actually, your youngest is what?
Six.
Six and your oldest is 25.
Wow.
Very cool.
Everybody's grown, except the two babies.
And your cat.
you're done no more yeah well she she she mounted me in a when i was in a vulnerable state
how you are now when we met yeah i'm feeling better and now she's pregnant okay and that she fucking
that's number eight that she's eight oh yeah can she come in here or no so you have a wait you
have a baby on the way yeah that's fucking amazing congratulations you're making nine fucking amazing
you know she's eight oh she's a wait what you just said you have a baby amazing yeah you have a baby
coming oh okay this is number eight coming yeah
And she fucking like seduced me
And like I was done
I was content
And I'm good
Fucker fucking fucking mouthed me
And then like hail me down
Like whoa what are you doing?
But what if number eight is the next?
She was riding you and she just like
Yeah
And she like like choke me like right here
What?
Shut up
And then slap me
Fom bomb twice
I got this
I'm like what
Damn
While you were fucking each other
Yeah
She was no top of me
Like fucking
She grabbed your throat
You don't like that?
Yeah.
Like, give me that shit.
Yo, no.
Number eight.
You ain't never seen none like that before.
No.
Well, man.
She was crazy.
Like, it was weird.
She was, like, growling the whole time.
Like, what?
Oh, my God.
What did you think about that?
What did you think about that?
I was scared.
I was fucking scared.
No, man.
It's crazy.
Because she doesn't look anything like,
she didn't look.
aggressive. Right. Like when you, like,
yeah. You know these beautiful
kids. Look at these beautiful
kids. Don't, wait, don't look at her eyes, but
she'll see. What's up? I ain't looking anywhere.
Okay, go sit over there. Don't make any noise. Come here, come here,
baby, come here. Come here. Not you, not you. The missus.
Like, look, look, she's so aggressive, but don't even
look at it. This is the beautiful wife here.
Yeah. What's up? I was just telling
them what happened when you caught me in that Brona will
state. So you're going to eat without me?
I didn't eat. I'm joking, maybe.
Okay. You see?
Right?
No, I told him how this came about and how you were aggressive.
When I woke you up at your sleep.
See?
You guys got great chemistry.
I'm very envious of your chemistry that you guys.
Chad, man.
Chad's amazing.
Congratulations, by the way.
We could have had twins, but.
It wasn't mean.
I don't want to get involved.
I don't want to get involved.
Tiger?
I'm done
That's
By the way, that's Tiger Woods, kids
Yeah, they're not going to be quiet
What the hell?
How do they know?
I don't know
I just have maybe you are tiny
Wait real quick, what's the spread between boys and girls?
How many?
A boys girls.
Six and two.
Six and six girls?
Yes.
But obviously
She's got the dominant genie on you.
The rest are all grown.
Yeah.
Like grown
Scary
She's got more power than you
Yeah
But don't
You see how innocent
She looks
She's best
You're a beautiful family
And just turned into some fucking
Some like
What's the movie
Not Exorcist
What's that movie
She turns into a demon?
Yeah
Like
And like
Because I didn't want any more kids
But
And you told her that
No I didn't say that
But I'm telling you guys
Because this is part of
Right
I mean I think
It'd be best I share
With you guys
And not with her
Okay
Because it's too late now.
Yeah.
Wait, so when she wants to have a baby, she just has to turn into a demon?
Well, no.
I mean, she was very aggressive and I was scared.
Okay, so when you see her turn that on, that means she's like trying to have a baby.
Yeah, the way she mounted me.
It was like, oh, you got mounted.
I was sleeping.
She just told you I was sleeping.
She's like foaming at the mouth.
She fucking grabbed me here and said, shut up and slap me twice, bum, bum.
I'm like, what?
What are we doing?
And then, like, before I knew it, it was too late.
And she'd hit me like, oh, shit, I'm late.
Late, what?
You're late to work?
No, my period.
Oh, shit.
Right.
And she's fucking excited.
I'm like, oh, what am I supposed to do?
Right.
And fuck, eight months later, here we are.
So is we going nine?
Yeah.
We don't have a fucking choice.
All right.
So you got to keep pumping until you can't pump no more.
That's it after nine is that.
You see, she wanted twins.
She's getting a little, she's getting a little greedy here.
Right?
I mean, come on.
Like, what do you want, she did you dig your Superman?
fucking hey baby boom I want to get praying boom twins like that's come on yeah she's
got it down that area oh yeah I don't think so well yeah the kids are fucking fun
I mean for me because I like kids is something that I was ready for it it depends you
have to be ready for it were you ready like fuck yeah really fuck yeah because to me
having a child early it gave me even more motivation to succeed at what I was doing
at the time because I wanted to be able to be able to
You got to take care of someone?
Yeah.
I loved it.
I loved it.
Aren't you nervous?
Like, how are you going to take care of it, though?
No, because I was, oh, shit, my bad.
Oh, shit, my bad.
That's a constant theme.
We always move and shit.
Yeah, I just, I knew I had no choice but to make it.
I had no choice.
And my drive and that want to of wanting to make it to be able to provide and give my child a better life was there.
I like it.
It's dope.
So what are you, what are some goals right now that you want to do?
Right now?
Just keep boxing, keep fighting.
You're going to get another ring?
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm doing this shit for real.
Really?
Like, no, like, oh, shit.
I don't know.
I'm not fucking playing.
Like, you can't play boxing.
So if I started out with a bare knuckle fighter,
I'm continuing to work.
I took a week off after my fight June 6th,
and I've been in the gym ever since
to continue to get better at the sweet son.
science known as boxing and I don't want to play.
So next I want to fight someone
that is amateur. So like who's somebody
who's somebody who wants to fight right now?
Like you just maybe be a little reach goal.
You know, who's somebody you want to fight?
Like someone that's amateur.
So not, yeah.
I don't have a name.
All right.
And I got a call before I walk.
No, I can't fight anybody elite.
I get my fucking ass killed because I have no ring experience
except that one time.
Yeah, but I'm thinking you could probably line up a fight
that actually could be like more of like,
you know, revenue generating opportunity.
I don't want to do revenue generating.
I want to take it serious.
So sweet.
So you want to be,
that's awesome.
That's what I was asking.
See,
I don't need the money, though.
I know that.
That's amazing.
So I'm actually taking it serious and doing it the right way,
little by little and gradually getting there to where I can face someone elite maybe two,
three years down the line.
Because it's going to take time for me to perfect the basics, to perfect the basics, to
perfect the basics before I can add my own flair.
Right.
You watch a lot of boxing and like, Eminem and stuff?
You watch MMA too?
Not as much?
Not as much.
Maybe I should fight Nate Diaz
Or maybe Sadano
I think Nate would fuck you up there
He's got hands
He would
He's just too good of a boxer
So he's like it doesn't matter how big he's just too good of a boxer
Arasano
Oh shit
God damn
Who else?
Who else?
I was thinking more somebody
Like the sway house
You know
You'd think I could be Connor
The sway house
Those dudes would fuck me up so fast
Yeah
So you're just actually trying to compete in boxing
Yeah that's cool
Just compete that's it
Yeah I don't want to play it
And I want to face people
do it for a living so it's respectable amongst the people in the boxing world
you know I don't want to do that fucking oh you know so lab man no no who do you
like in boxing right now my favorite that's a hardy I like so I like so many I
like Javonte yeah Benavides the Charlo Twins Caleb Plant him and Canello got a
fight coming up I love him um you think Garcia Ryan I like Ryan
He doesn't fight enough for me.
Did he get injured or something?
No, he's just very cautious, it seems.
I mean, Ryan's fucking great.
It's on the fastest hand you'll ever see that, dude.
Yeah.
Davis would fucking put that guy on a stretch.
You don't know how good he is.
You watch UFC too?
Yeah, a little bit.
I like Devin Haney too.
I like Haney.
I like the fighters, like Benavides or Lomachenko
who are willing to fight any and everybody.
Right.
I like Bud and Aerospins, but for some reason, like, the top fighters, it's, like, they won't fight each other, like, back in the days.
Right.
You know, and they say it's promoters, there's, you know, too many politics that go into it.
And, like, fuck that.
Like, if you're good and you want to, if you say you're good, the best fights should fight the best.
What, they're just trying to build it to, like, a bigger payout?
I don't know.
I think that that could be a.
a part of it, but
whatever makes sense.
November, I know November, we have some good
fights coming up, so I'm excited.
Oh, yeah.
Who's fighting? Covington's coming up, right?
Sean Porter's fighting.
Bud Crawford.
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking USC, though.
U.S.C. is a big fight in November 6th.
It is? Who's fighting?
Who's fighting?
Colby Covington.
Uzman.
Uzman.
Uzman's fighting?
Already?
Yeah, it's a good card.
Against a rematch.
Colby Covington?
Okay, that should be a good one, huh?
It's like they have like real beef and shit.
Like for real beef or just for real beef?
Serious?
They really don't like each other, yeah.
One of them, Kobe confronted Kamaru.
I remember when he was doing like a, he was one of the analysts and he was interviewing
Kobe and then they started talking shit and then they had to hold each other.
But I don't know if it was like for publicity or anything, but it seems like they don't like that.
When is that a Sanio fight?
I like him.
I think he just fought, right?
Pretty recently.
He fought Vitori, yeah.
Vittori, too.
He won?
Yeah, he won now.
It's pretty close, though.
What's the one with the crazy color hair?
Oh, Sugar-Sharno Malley.
Yeah, I like him.
You like them, huh?
Because he got style, yeah.
He got fucking that loss.
Remember we lost that fight?
He lost that fight?
He lost.
He lost?
He didn't lose?
No, he's 13 and no.
No, he's 14 and over.
No, he lost one fight.
No, he lost one fight.
No, he did.
Oh, actually, I think he did lose one fight.
He did.
Something happened, like, in a weird way.
It was like a DQ or something like...
I think he might have lost one fight.
He broke, he got injured
He broke his fucking
Oh, that didn't count as a loss
Come on
Yeah, I don't think so too
To you
He has to be fucking technical
It's third
Whatever
He's undefeated
He lost
So what he lost
He lost with an injury
I think
You like Khabib too
I like
I like
Not as flash as I'd like
As far as
You know
My type of fighters
Which is
Dominance wise
Yeah
Very dominant
I'm a Conner fan
Big time
Fuck I can't find
I like the guys
I make it entertaining
And shit talk too
Yeah
That shit is dope
The press conferences
The build up and shit
Yeah, he lost one.
Adasania has a great way of fighting, too.
He's good, man.
Yeah, he's a good fighter.
I like the flash, though.
My favorite was GSP, though.
George St. Pierre?
George St. Pierre was a great fighter.
I'm from Canada, too.
You think he would have been in Kabib?
If they were to fight?
If they got around?
Both their primes, yeah.
Like, if they fought at, like, 160?
I think so, yeah.
If GSP was in his prime, too.
Like, if they fought at 165, you think of 160?
I would take GSP.
Sean Jones never come back?
Yeah, I would personally.
I don't know what it is. He was a fucking legendary fighter.
He was one of the best of the fucking U.C.
Who?
John Jones,
but he just got busted and arrested for something.
John's the fucking man.
John used to be the most exciting fighter to watch you have seen.
It's a shame that he just fucking get back in the game.
And that, I mean, he complains about the purse and Dana not paying enough, though.
I mean, here's a deal.
The end of the day is Dana's business.
He's going to run his business how he wants to run it.
All right, that's it.
So, like, why talk about it?
You're not going to change it.
Is what it is.
And that's that.
You know?
And it's like, you know,
It's just, that's what he does.
And, like, those guys get paid pretty handsomily at the top, you know?
It's just obviously the bottom half.
The bottom half have to fucking earn their keep.
That's what I think he believes is, like, get to the top, we'll pay you, you know?
Do you think anyone will ever do what Connor did or get to that point?
That's interesting.
I think so.
You think so?
Like, just that famous.
That type of marketing and, like, it's going to take a while.
He's international.
Yeah, internet.
You're right.
Yeah.
I mean, who knows, honestly.
He's just got everything, you know, he's like, he's got,
Connor does it right.
He really, yeah, he really, man.
And he's very marketable because he's very cockies.
Yeah, he got Chabee.
He got Chabee to the top kind of.
Yeah, he did.
He definitely did.
He blew up, man, obviously.
Yeah, he blew him up.
Wrap it up?
Yeah, let's wrap it up.
Where are we going?
You want to keep talking?
Let's go.
They got to go?
We don't.
They can wait?
I mean, they can open?
I'm all.
That's funny
Let them open
Make it open
I want a happy death
Excuse me sir
What time you guys open
6pm
Oh shit
I'm sorry
Oh shit
It's seven
Oh it's seven
They've been close for an hour
Listen you want
You want fucking five million views
This fucking place
You want 25 people coming in here
You know what I mean
I like it
I like it I like it
I like it
Okay
I'm good
Begin I guess
Fuck
So on you guys
Any more questions
Any more questions
I mean, I think at the end of the day, how long are we?
We got an hour and what are we usually?
One five, one ten.
All right.
That's it.
Awesome.
Thank you, Jeff.
Appreciate it, man.