FULL SEND PODCAST - Colby Covington x Nelk Boys | Ep. 36

Episode Date: March 27, 2022

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We want out! We want out! We want out! We want out! All right. We're back. Another episode, Full Send podcast. Fucking, how are you feeling? Good. Feel great. You? That felt better. You go to the gym today? I didn't even work out. Really?

I was that hung. I just fucking saunered. It was bad. He's with Bob? Woke up with Bob. Yeah, we ate, and then sauna, smoothie, went in the pool, cold tub. Hot tub, just trying to fucking... You guys had a whole day. Yeah. You don't want to come to fix it?

What do you guys talk about? Last night in Miami? Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised you stay out. That was a late night for you. I brought my... What do they call? The airlines with the annoying people that bring the dogs?

Emotional support dog. This is my emotional support dog for all the fucks on YouTube that fuck with me. We're gonna have to tell Steve the chill in Warzone, right? Yeah, good luck doing that. I'm not doing that. Yo, can one of the holders do that? Tell me to keep it down. No, I'm kidding.

Don't do that. this guy. How did all the holders? This is his last minute? We all got them in here? Yeah, I got a DM and then Shane, right? Shane said, uh...

Steve, shut the fuck up. Trying to a podcast. Steve, bro. I'm only kidding. Once Colby gets here, I'm going on. I'm rocking the Steve will do it, merch, because we're at Steve's crib right now. Yes.

Thank you, Steve, for letting us do this here. We got Colby coming in today. With him last night. We were partying with him last night. story Miami it was us Polly D Colby it's pretty fucking crazy

you were there the that was a late night for you I was there I was actually You know what I did you guys When you guys go out You go to the tables And the music's all crazy And loud and going nuts

And like you guys are all like Like sardines I'm like fuck that I go hang up with normal No but you seem pretty like calm And like you're actually having a good time I'm in a good state of mine Any any drama this morning

Are you good or? No No buddy No drama no drama I think all the boys It's the whole day I think the whole squad's in the dog house man Really?

I think so So we're not running it back anymore tonight Everyone's just in the dog house No I'm running it back But this is the thing None of us did anything That's what I explained to my My girl I said look it

Dude you should have heard The phone call that they were having It was fucking hilarious There we go That's why I called the rat What? Why would you bring that up Don't bring up the fucking phone call

I'm serious I can't do this today Dude there's nothing bad It's just like People have heard it How are you feeling today Steve really good I got an IV Yeah you were hammered

Yeah I was drunk The boys were zapped last night Steve did those things work to IVs actually work Do you believe? Yeah they worked You know he gave Polly a Cuban right before he went out Really? Bro, I was drunk

Yeah You gave it to him He already has like 10 chains on too It was a big one too Yeah it was a baguette You know what I'm kind of pissed about Steve Is that you didn't You know how you gave Trump the watch

Yeah I mean he kind of just took it And just he was just He wasn't really Dana said he loved it Yeah yeah hopefully he rocks it like a speech or something hopefully he's like i got this watch

he was probably just confused because he hasn't seen some shit like that you know what's crazy too i think that like we're going to be the like his talking point for his whole entire campaign what are you going to do if they like ask us to come to rallies and shit are you going to want to do that or no to go to the trump rallies yeah uh i mean i thought you were pretty neutral bro like you don't pick size and you know i just want what's best for his country what's good with the Miami police hat

seriously what are you worried about you went got the police hat now you're supporting the NYPD now you got the Miami PD now you got the Miami my uncle Al Manzi is a state trooper I have a lot of people that uh we support the blue we met these cops we picked up at Subway

these cops at Subway today yeah and he's just like filming them and you just ask for the hat yeah they fuck me you go up to him and you're like they knew who the fuck I was right away yeah you wouldn't do that shit if it wasn't for the story, though. Absolutely, I do it all the time.

See, unlike you, you know, what I do is I actually do nice things for people, but I don't, like, capture it, you know what I mean? I just do it behind the scenes. You over here. Bob is a very nice guy, low key. No, he is. You're a great guy. Appreciate it.

So, Colby Covington's coming in here. Yo, that shit was fucking lit, though, last night. Yeah, you guys were on the stage the whole time. Steve was, I don't think you left the fucking DJ. Oh, you love doing that shit when you get hammered. Were you actually spinning? A little bit. Like, he was like letting you fucking...

No, I was just like tapping. Bro, you're on the mic for like two or three minutes. I don't know. It was fun. Polly D's a cool guy. Paul E.D.'s the dopest guy. Yeah, he's really fucking dope. Such a nice guy.

Yeah. They fuck with us too. They're really supportive of us. He's a fun dude to like go out with and shit. Yeah. Hang out with. It's fucking cool. And we had, we had Dirk on the show too.

Yeah. That was pretty sick. You guys did that on the yacht? We did it on the yacht. We did it on the yacht. A little Dirk. What the fuck? he fucked with you or not

at the end let's just say everybody left he was very very grateful for you guys had to sit down a one-on-one me and Dirk went into a private room and sat down he was always so confused sitting in there

listen to whatever you're talking about I mentored him in his career and the moves he should be making and then you know that was it I guarantee you left he was like who the fuck was that guy yeah exactly that's probably happened you tried to get him in the fan

control the football league probably I'm like hey Dirk that's a lot By the way, speaking of the fan control football team, even though this bull get edited out, you know. Oh, man. A. B's in town? A. B's in town, yeah.

What's you up to? A.B. I don't know. He just said, come through the palace. I'm like, well, I don't know where the palace is. And you didn't get back to me after that. Yeah, he's actually going to coach our football team. In that league? Yeah, so you guys are here for a week? Yeah.

We'll go straight from Tennessee. Yeah. Nice. Oriel just told me there's this crazy house party tonight. I know. Should we pull up? I guess. I've never been to like a house party in Miami Yeah I've never performing

Who is Rick Ross Yeah I've never even to a house party either Rick Ross might come on the pod It'll be lit Don't you guys ever want to just do like We were talking about tonight Like low key Parties at Steve's house

I don't know I volunteered it But I think we should have people here tonight I mean you're kind of just suggesting that No we can Is your girlfriend here? No let's pop out Yeah she's yeah Let's pop out

Why do that? It's just so much anxiety in those clubs It's like so loud What are you worried about bro? I mean, I don't know It's like now ever since I associate with you guys I got like every fucking kid coming up And fucking with me

Everywhere I go It's kind of weird Not used to it No? No you think there's a lot more now You think there's gonna be like some gang beef in the club That's what's going through your head 100% We're just fine

Do you get recognized a lot more now? By like younger people No you 100% Have to get recognized more now No more younger people though Definitely like high school Like if I walk by a group of high school kids or college kids Well, if you see 16 to 25, they're pretty much

Or like an elk fan guaranteed Right? Yeah, yeah Before then I'd be shaking hands with like 55 year old dudes They gave me my respect You have old fans, yeah You do, it's all like a lot of dads shit Yeah, it's not a bad thing

I just stopped doing my shit Because what I got known for is obviously Those stupid little voiceovers But I just stopped doing it Yeah, you crush those I don't know why you stop I want to do them only on full send.com I want to find a way to only like do them there

Why don't you post more on IG? Because I just don't give a fuck anymore. I've already accomplished all my goals. I'm good. They bang, though, don't they? If you put half the amount of the time you do, fighting with summer into those clips, it'd be, you'd be at $10 million on the ground. You should start posting more clips.

Yeah. They're so easy, aren't they? So easy, bro. You literally just record it on your phone. You do it on Splice. I remember the first time I saw you do it. He just goes in the bathroom and just records it. It was pretty cool.

It's pretty dope. I remember the first time I saw you do it, too. If I could do that, and that's all I had to do for content, I'd be banging those out. When I first started to do it You don't got to like think of an idea You don't really just watch a video and go into the bathroom and record it Yeah, I remember that like when I first started doing that Because I was 28 years old when I moved home to all my parents, obviously

Not telling a story here my What not, but I remember being like That's what about a good internal episode, huh? Yeah, I remember doing my clips My parents downsides to a two-bedder apartment And I would fucking Right when I had like fucking like 5,000 people on Instagram, whatever And my mom would be in the next room

And a big play would happen and I would literally just go in the other room and do my voiceovers and being like yeah, I just fucking dick fell off, whatever and my parents literally thought I was going insane because I was screaming it on my phone and I was like, no, I think I'm going to figure this out. So, yeah, that's my story.

It's a great story, Bob. Thanks, Steve. That's pretty cool. That's a pretty cool come up, Bob. What do you think you'd be doing right now if you didn't do the go viral? Probably be a... Caddying? Probably Navy SEAL, probably.

I don't know about that. What? I'd probably be like an assassin, like a sniper. Yeah. Yeah, they would send me in only day. I'd be the guy that they'd be like... How big of a freak out would this guy have in warfare, bro? Aaron, you have no idea of some of the things I've done.

I'll just say that. Navy SEAL. Why didn't Summer make this trip? She went home. I just was like, just kind of nuts. Do your own thing? Dog trip. I'm just like, you're good.

Who's watching her right now? Who's watching right now is the offensive line for the Miami Dolphins. I don't know. CIA. Bro, are you going to come out tonight? Yeah, I'm gonna have a good, I'm a good state of mind. Dude, you gotta celebrate. I actually am in a really good place, so it's good.

You're the best when you're like this, bro. I know. It's the best person to be around. I know. I mean, there are some times. I was thinking back, I was like, yo, I have gotten, like, fucked up with you guys. Like, I'm coming in shows, like fucked up and everything. I'm glad you pulled up last night because you said you weren't going to go.

No, I'm going to know. Yeah, did you have a good time or what? No, I had a good time. It was a little while Your table gets so fucking many people And honestly terrible lineup in chess I want to be around Squished in there like a fucking sardy

It's supposed to be popping, I don't know Hopefully tonight's better Yeah Tonight's gonna be last night was brutal for checks dude Yeah you're also following this chick That was on the boat yesterday It's such a smoke I'm following her

By the way guys Who you have to understand Yeah Can you unfollow her though Why? I just don't want her to think like You're an option for Why you're trying to

Wheeler? Yeah. Summer was with Chase Claypole yesterday. Unfollow her? Yeah. Son of a bitch. That's like rude though. Dude,

it's fucking whack. Why? What's going on? Wait, I'll resolve this. No, I actually, you saw it too.

I was fucking Mac in that chick lait. You made out with it? No, I didn't make it out of there, but like, dude, that was in the bag just like she came out.

But I was going through who she was following and you're on there. Is she coming up? No, if you unfollow her, yes. Why the fuck

would he need to fucking unfollow. Because he's going to try and bang her now. So what I have interest. Time out. This is how he tries to bang every chick that I've banged. He just out-competed you.

That's it. I'll fucking out-compete you, bro. I'll make any fucking wager you want. You can point out any fucking girl in that club and I will fucking go in. I genuinely think I could bang summer, bro. I would never do that. I have to say it.

I've had really, really hot girlfriends. You have? I have. And like, I mean, there is a lot of. swipe-ups involved. There's a lot of Twitter posts.

There's a lot of Instagram tags. I mean, look, the contract is what it is. But I fuck some smoking-ass bitches that you wouldn't even come near, Aaron. They wouldn't even fucking look at you. Bob, I'm about to leave, I was out to say, so Vince told me yesterday Stiney, he fucked a fat chick.

Dude, what the fuck? Man, that is like, I'll tell you what. Yo, take time codes because that's can't go in there. So that is, so here's a deal. Good news about this episode is we decided no edits and be honest with you. We have breaking news from Steve. Yo, for the record, Vince 100% would have

Steenny. You fucked a fat girl? She was not Dude, dude. No, I did not. You fucked a fat girl. Whatever. It's okay. Okay, fine, I did, bro. It's 5.30 a.m. And I had to do something. I don't want to be degrading women at all because I love every woman. And you have taken down some fucking nasty chicks too, bro.

Absolutely, but at least see I sit here and I fucking know it. I admit it, bro. Do you ever think about those kills that are just brutal? Bro, I fucked up a 68-year-old woman. No, you did not. Dude, I took down this girl in... 68 or 58? 68.

I took down this girl in Sudbury. Wait, we have to hear the story. 68's fucking old, bro. Yeah. That's like a grandma age. You fucked a 68 year old woman. Yeah, and I'm not like, like into that shit. You're lying.

Wait, bro, you have to tell the story. I don't want to tell the story, but I fucked a 68 year old woman. No, you did not. That's like walking with a cane, bro. That's like a legit senior citizen. No, I know that's senior citizen. No. Let me just tell you this.

Let me just tell you this. It was a high profile 68 year old woman. Oh my god Like high profile But we're gonna call her Voldemort She who shall not be named How long ago is this? When was the Masters tournament

The golf tournament Augusta Augusta Two years ago Georgia Two years ago is when I fucking 68 Is fucking old bro Yeah at once

How was it how was like Yeah that pussy has to be dry I was wondering I didn't really go near that thing I just like You know obviously Just was like real quick

I'm always real quick I'm sorry ladies but you don't need to worry about wrapping up with a 68 year old either I've never worn a con in my life yeah but

probably should well you don't fuck that much but you should like random chicks let me tell you something wise ass you worked me for your fucking year you work me for a year okay

yeah I think you know I think you know the statistics yeah That's right. You got a girlfriend, but yeah. And I was loyal to her. I think you know those statistics, too.

I'll tell you what. If you don't keep your mouth down, I'm if Colby, Habbleton, Covington. Dude, I feel like Colby's kind of like an aggressive guy. Do you guys get that vibe?

Well, he has a fighter. Like, no, but like in, like a club, like you piss him off in the club,

like he's throwing hands type guy. Yeah. How much cash would you do? Is he coming out with us tonight? Yeah, I think so. He's fucking dope, though. Yeah.

It's a fucking threat for sure. How much cash would take, He's taking the hottest girl probably, too. For Colby to punch you as hard as you can in the face. Like, how much would you do it for? Probably 100K. Whoa. That's a good title, Steve.

That's reasonable. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Wait, punch in the face. Is it a glove on or no glove? Time out.

Would you get punched in the face? Wait, glove or no glove? MMA glove. If he's wearing no glove. Well, yeah, sugar's glove. I mean, I'm going to get knocked out either way. So if, like, I can't die, then, yeah, probably 100 or actually. be a thousand bucks a hundred k i will i will put in 25 000 a hundred k for

i'll put in 25 000 that's pretty fucked up stony dude that's a huge ass i could that's my life on the line there i'll pitch i'll pitch 25 fuck bro i'm i'm in i'm in this amount too low wired tomorrow what right when you get later no bro no chance not that no fucking squeeze us for you know but actually so 50k no i'm not doing it for 50K. Dude, I'm going to die or get knocked out. What about a jab, uppercut?

How much would you do it for, Bob? I wouldn't do it. I would do it for a million dollars, I think. Like, just stay there and get hit really hard? Yeah, a million bucks. You just go lights out right away. Yeah. And then you'd wake up and be like, dude, fuck yeah.

Yeah, but you don't know if that shit could fuck you up forever, I feel like if you get knocked out that hard. Right. I don't know. We'll talk about that later because I don't want to commit to anything right now. just kidding all right what about just like a hard jab well that's not worth it no it's not worth it if you really give him a hard jab it's not to be fucked up yeah but I'm not

I'll throw an eight grand for that I'll do eight grand for a jab for a hard jab for a hard jab for a hard jab for a hard jab though I want to fucking throw on a hard jab 8,000 bucks Gabe how bad does it hurt bro to get knocked like that all right let's move on and I'll give you full control my Instagram page for one day whoa that's crazy where you can't come up with crazier shit than you though whatever you want with it

all right i don't know we'll talk about it i gotta think dude yeah but i don't really want to see you get knocked out gave i like you you know i'm just gonna fuck i love you know i fucking love you buddy be pretty funny to watch Gabe get punched by cool no i think more people would want to see that and just to see you starfish you'd cry and shit like to see you starfish to the mat would be lit i do like that i do like that headline though yeah you'll get knocked out like i was close to You were sleepwalking when I hit you, but he would knock you out, and you would be, like, starfish tongue out on the mat.

He gets a nodding on by Covington for $100,000. That's pretty fun. Steve would do it for $100K. He's just trying to. Step up with a bag. I'll put in $25. That's it. Dude, I don't know.

I don't want to commit to this. All right, and we won't do it. Yeah, where's Colby at? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, shit. Big man on campus. Yeah, I like that fucking hat. Ready to go.

Look a sorry, dude. You can see you. You guys have a guy. Yeah, good. How are you? These are all the better car with the holders. What's that, boys?

How are we doing? I'm just watching. All right. Colby coming in hot with the fit. Looking fresh. How you feeling after last night? That was like, was that the official, like, victory party? That was the official victory party.

That was it. Fire. Us, Pauly, Colby. Great fight, too. It's fucking lit. Last night was, yeah, you were, you were, you, in a relationship or single or? No, I'm single.

Single. Yeah. I didn't know what to bring it out because you were making it pretty obvious. You were just making out with this girl. Just in front of everybody with phones everywhere. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, you got to get a little greasy. That doesn't matter, does it? Why is that such a big deal? No, it doesn't matter. I'm saying I'm like jealous. It's a flex if she's

hot. Yeah, she was a smoke show. So then it's lit. I know. I'm fucking complimenting the guy, Aaron. Well, my fault. You didn't party. Did you, where'd you fight again? Where's the last fight? The last fight was in Vegas, a team old boy. Did you go out after that or no? Yeah, I went out to Encore with marshmallow.

He hit me up to come to his little after party, so he was on set over at Encore, so that was a good time. That's dope. Hell yeah. So what do you been up to after the fight? Just been chilling, you know, like having a little celebration tour. I got court. Book club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday.

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Eye exams provided by independent optometrists. What do we got here? Is this a fucking... I love this. Here we go. We're releasing the Covington now. Oh my god Tax money going right to this People

Trying to me and coordinate me as the king That's dope Wait who gave you that That's a king of Miami belt What the fuck how do you get that The people send it to you So Well I stay here too

Yeah I'm also commonly like referred to As king of Miami So Yeah so I don't know if there could be two of us Or sure It's gonna be my belt one day It's gonna be my belt one day

I promise you You got to earn that belt. Should we run it back again tonight or what? I think we have to. I think we should. Yeah, that'd be fun. Let's do it. I love to.

Hell yeah. What part of Miami? I'm all in. I live in High Lea. Oh, nice. Yeah, like right in the heart of it. Nice. Love this city, man.

Miami is the greatest city on earth. How do you stay away from all the distractions? Oh, you know, just stay focused on, you know, my business and my fights. You know, I got to fight people in front of the whole world in my underwear. So, you know, I want to make sure I'm, you know, doing a good job at that and winning these big fights so nice hell yeah how how like i mean i know there was real beef and shit but what was that beef like with mazvada does that make it different to fight when there's real beef oh for sure when there when there's a backstory like this this this is a fight that has never been served up like

it's been served in the ufc to have such a backstory where we used to be best friends and like very good friends at one moment inseparable you know like the knuck boys you guys always go you go out together you guys always stick together you know you guys are right or die motherfuckers together but this dude turned his back on me and it became personal and it became a very emotional rivalry so it was tough to to stay focused on that but you know that's why i'm the best in the world and that's why i do this is just to get out there and shut people up it makes for a fucking exciting fight too one thing i love about you colby is like as a fan of ufc too like everything you do leading up to the fights is like just as entertaining as the fight honestly like

i love watching your press conferences hell yeah well bro it's so fucking you're fucking hilarious You're a savage, but... Genius marketer. I appreciate. It's so funny. The chirps are like, so funny to watch. Do you ever think there's like, is there a line like where you're taking it too far you think ever? Like when you bring the wives up and shit?

I mean, that's the thing. I don't think there's a line with that if you're exposing and putting that self out there. For someone like Dustin who's openly putting his wife out there and saying, you know, he's a good father and this and that's what he's portraying. He's using them as props. Yeah. So if you're going to use someone as a prop, then, you know, I'm, you know, I might say something. About them. I don't understand.

What's the deal with his chick? I don't know. What did you say? He was in bed with McGregor or some shit? Yeah, I mean, haven't you seen she's in his DMs and stuff? Was she actually? Is that real?

And you hit dirty. Yeah, did you smash that or not? That's real. You smash? I'm pretty sure Connor smash that. There's nothing too low you can do to sell fights and get fights in this industry. This is the same guy that said it's on site with me

and he wanted to act like this tough guy. So if you're so tough, Louisiana Swamp Truss, come fight. Let's do this. Pick a site. I think you should smash his chick and then he has to fight you. Yeah, but she, the thing is, I have standards, and she doesn't, like, fit the standards of the girls that I would hook up with, so.

Man, oh, man. I'll tell you what, when you walk in a room, you fucking control it. Where did the beef start with Porier? The beef started when he said it was on site. I never said one thing about him, Kyle, and then fucking, he's going out in interviews. He's like, it's on site when I see Colby. Like, I'm going to bust him up and saying this shit recently.

Like, oh, if we fight, we're going to jail and this and that. So, you know, you want to talk to him, come back it up. How's that, like, how's that, like, a flexer? Why does he even say that, though? Like, why would he say that? Yeah, why would he say that? And not fighting the ring. Yeah, if you're going to say things, like, you've got to back it up.

You know, you can't just talk to talk and not walk to walk. Yeah, so are you going to go after that? Yeah, I'm going after that. That's the biggest money fight that UFC could do. You know, I want to do good business for the UFC, the best organization in the entire world, led by, you know, the greatest leader of all time, Uncle Dana White. So that's the biggest fight the UFC can do, and I want to do it for him. How's your relationship changed with Dana? Because you guys used to go out each other a little bit before, right?

What kind of changed? Yeah. You know, I think... Colby became a superstar. Yeah, he came around and understanding what I was trying to accomplish and what I was trying to do. And it's always been love from him, you know. At first it was a little bit of tough love.

But, you know, I had to do what I had to do that was best for my career. And he has to do what's best for his business and his career. What do you like most about, like, working with Dana? Just fucking, you know, he just says a big fuck you to everyone. Just like you guys, you know, cancer culture is trying to come after you guys and shut you guys down and not give you a voice, you know?

You guys are entitled to. to your own opinion, your own speech, and they're trying to take that away. So I love the dentist that says big fuck you to all the big slimy politicians. And, you know, he runs his business, you know, and gives us all an opportunity to shine. Crazy. He saw the Trump shit got taken down.

I seen that. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. I was with Eric Trump at Monster Mania. Right? Yeah, on Sunday. He was talking about it. He was like, it's just, I mean, but are you surprised?

You know, they're trying to censor, you know, free speech. They're trying to censor the truth. They don't want the truth in the facts out there. So that's crazy. I mean, and you guys had Alex Jones on now? Like, you guys just don't give a fuck. I don't really care. You don't care?

Not really. I mean, I don't know. I guess it would suck to get deleted. How can you not do that? How can you not do that Trump episode, though? No, Trump is Trump. The thing about Trump is, no. We have no reason to try.

Alex Jones a little bit. They made a statement by deleting that. Like, that was like, I was surprised. I'll tell you what they were all played. It all played. Well, it worked in our favor. Yeah. Perfectly.

Yeah, absolutely. And now that's going to be, Trump's going to be talking about that because it's all censorship shit. Yeah. He's going to be talking about that all through his campaign rallies and everything. You know, because when Trump makes, like, he sticks to one thing. Is he going to name drop you or not? Probably not. Yeah.

No, probably now. I'll skip that. No. I'm okay with it. What was, how did Trump originally first, like, what was your first interaction with, with Trump? So my first interaction was I was throwing out the first pitch for the Miami Marlins, and I was about to go on the mound, and then I see that Dana White's calling. So I'm like, I got to pick up Dana White.

And Dana's like, hey, the big boss, you know, the president of the United States is on another line. can you take it real quick? I was like, yeah, absolutely, Mr. Dana White. And I was like, hey, let me throw this first pitch in like 10 more minutes. And then President Trump gets on the call and he's like, hey, man, I appreciate you support me. And, you know, putting your back and your neck out there for me, you want to come to the White House and come hang out with me in the Oval office. Holy fuck. And then how long from that call to when you went, like, how quick did it happen? And then within that call, I think I was there two weeks later. He's like, I'm going to push you ahead of all the other champions that we had scheduled to come to White House.

house like they had the n-h-l champion scheduled to come through he's like i'm putting you in right away you're you're you're my favorite fighter you're america's favorite fighter and i love what you stand for so we're going to get you there right away what was this game was it was the marlins you threw the first bitch yeah the marlins what was it like going to the white house that's dope man so surreal like the dopest thing ever just the biggest fucking house and just the most just the just the craziest place you could be all the secret service everywhere all the entry to get in there like so much crazy security just to get through just to go to the white house and and and be on in the of office so it was amazing is it like updated in there like the like setup and shit oh yeah for sure

it's the nicest it's balled out yeah balled the fuck out that's fucking dope you can imagine our our taxpayer money is going to good use over there so you're good friends with like the sons too yeah super good friends with don junior and the sons eric trump i was just with him on sunday at monster jam ironically at the miami uh marlin stadium so got a good relationship that i talk with president you know I haven't told anybody this. I just talked with him like a week ago and we had a great call. You know, he was just telling me

how big of a fan he was in me. And I was like, thank you, Mr. President. I'm your biggest fan. You're, you know, you're the leader of the people. You know, you did so much for America, the things he did in this country. I mean, look at our gas prices now. Like, inflation is going through the roof.

Like, the economy is worse than it's ever been. And Joe Biden's about to get us in World War III. So we need Mr. President back to make America great again. And you know what's another good idea? We might just all have to just spread out and go to different districts and become like politics. and become like politicians like we need to make this fucking country great again i think we should all

hit a rally that would be fun that would be sick trump rallies are lit you've done that have you i went we went yeah yeah but crazy it's i mean it's cool yeah it's funny with the ymca shit and uh it's you get a lot of shit for it though the people give you shit for being such a diehard trump supporter oh yeah of course you know how it is you know the the cancel culture i mean my social media my platform they've completely censored me and like made sure that i'm not an algorithm And people can't see me. So I've had to fight so much harder just to even get the phone I had because they put that label on me as soon as I went to the White House two years ago and put that picture

as my main picture on Instagram. They're like, okay, censor this kid, you know, don't let this kid, you know, be in the algorithm. It really is crazy that is actually happening right now. It's just nuts. Fucked, man. Isn't it fucked up? Well, I mean, we are losing our voice here a little bit.

When Dana's got that relationship with him, like, you're protected, you know, he has your back. That's all that really matters. Yeah, that's true. Fuck what everybody else thinks. Do you know when you're fighting again? I'm hoping in July, you know, International Fight Week, I think, would be perfect timing.

They don't have a big fight lined up for that card yet. So, you know, there's some big money fights that can be had. Either me and Dustin or me and Izzy, I think that's a legit challenge, and I should be able to go up and fight, you know, for a title at 185 right away if I want to. Last fight was awesome. I mean, you just out,

the whole entire fight you controlled. Yeah, I gave him the 50, 44 and a soda. What does that mean? So, well, he always talks about, like giving people three pieces in a soda you know i'm gonna give you the chicken wing i'm gonna give you the drumstick i'm gonna give you the milkshake yeah and the soda so you know i gave him the 50 44 in a soda complete domination and i even took a need during the fight for you know first responders yeah yeah people are forgetting about our heroes here in america the guys

that keep us free mine abuse police police police yeah amazing that fucking guys got police back yeah right there it is what it is they rocked a mipd one before that's it's it's a very tough time to be a police officer right now very tough you know really fuck how they got a lot of slack too right you know american hero over there the first person you call i'll tell you that much you know the first people you call it's good with the izzie fight i think it's a possibility he doesn't have a line he doesn't have a fight lined up yet like they're talking about someone but that guy he's a nobody he's not original i mean the guy can't you know draw flies the shit so if they want to put the biggest money business fight the ufc can put together it's colby chaos

covington versus israel ad as sonia what if what if you lost the last if you lost the last fight though you would have because you lost the fight before that right no i won the fight before that. Everybody, when I was in Madison Square Garden, first off, when I fought Usman, every single fan after I left, they're like, dude, you won round. But you have an L on the car. Yeah. I mean, by three judges, I mean, those are three stooges. How am I going to let them dictate what my life and my legacy is? You actually truly, you know the truth. You actually truly think you won that fight. Like, listen me, I'm your boy. I love you. You're, I think you lost the fight. I think Uzman kicked the shit out of you. I think he beat you. And I just gave

you respect. I just gave you respect. Yeah, how hire you? Colby, listen, listen, I don't want to Listen, I'm not disrespected you got to go rewatch that fight, man. You must have not seen the tape. I've watched it five times. I almost, the fourth down, I almost finished me. He was done. If he didn't go to the stool, he was stumbling around. He couldn't even keep his feet.

Yeah. It was a hell of a fight, though. There was 30 seconds more. He's done, I mean. It was a hell of a fight. But the last fight, you just. I can't believe he said that. It was flawless victory.

But it wasn't on the Uzman level. Yeah, but, you know, Usman's still my son. You know, even he said he's got a... He even said of the press conference before his last fight. He's like, you know what, I need to come out and I actually need to go beat Cole because I didn't prove that I'm a better fighter.

Like, he didn't come demolish me. He didn't knock me out, leave me unconscious like he did the street, Judas Mosphidal. It was competitive, man. We went five rounds. He won three rounds and two. It was one of the greatest fights. It was one of the greatest fights.

It really was. But how could you say I got Dominique if I lost three rounds of two on the judges? They picked three rounds of two. He won by one measly round. Right. How was that Dominant? I was at the fight and I watched it.

A lot of people thought that won around he won? No, a lot of people thought that one around he won. It was three, four, and five. I won the last three rounds if you asked me. I mean, I think you lost the fight. Plain simple, but at the end of the day. Perspective. Is there me a third fight or what?

But I think I'll tell you this, though. Your last fight, like I just said, was fucking incredible. Is it, how much does that, you know, kind of losing a fight like that, right? When you're talking all this shit and you're, I'm the man, I'm all this, and you lose a fight because it's an L on the scorecard, you got to come back down to earth a little bit? No, it wasn't an L on the scorecard. It was a great notch in the scorecard. know, Madison Square Garden, fourth highest gate, Bob, in the history of Madison Square Garden,

Colby Chaos Covington, top of the marquee, fourth highest gate in history of that arena, not just for fighting, events, entertainment, you know, so you're talking about some of the greatest entertainers of the world, Muhammad Ali, Rolling Stone, some of these great people, Colby Chaos Covington now, fourth highest gate, Madison Square Garden in history, followed up by Team Mobile Arena, my last fight with Sri Judas Mosul for the King of Miami Belt, follow up with that, 14th highest gate in the history of the company. Any way, class any amount of time the business I'm doing for the UFC I'm in the biggest and best fights

there's no L's on my scorecat I'm undefeated I'm undisputed I'm a pound for pound number one fight I think you're one of the I truly think you're one of the greatest fighters in the UFC I'll say that you see uh McGregor I think came out and said he wants to fight Usman you see that? I didn't see that yet no but I've heard him say that stuff

before and I think he's just probably trying to talk himself up and get himself hyped up but you know he's not gonna come over here and fight you know real men in a real man's way class he's a great fighter he's done good business for himself and you know he definitely holds a lot of ls over dust and pourier still but if you're talking about 170 that's not his weight class would you ever fight McGregor I mean I would but he's not going to fight someone where he knows there's a zero percent chance to win why is there a zero percent chance to win because there's there's no luck factor like

he can't even hit lightning in a bottle there's just he can't bob's kind of a hater on you not at all just I'm just I'm just I don't get a chance realistically I beat that guy 10 at 10 times yeah we're talking statistics, you know, and life's all about numbers, so I don't think that guy would even, he couldn't even know my sweaty dog shit, but I feel like Usman would fucking rock as shit. Yeah. He's just too big, too big. His knockout on Mossvedov was the hardest knockout I've ever seen.

That was fucking crazy, bro. You guys were out there, that's right? We were there, too. Like, I've never seen someone get harder in my life. That was devastating. It seems like with you, the beef never leaves, bro. Like, some people leave it in the ring or leave it on the court, whatever, but you seem still fired up after, like, you hate these people. Hell yeah, man, this isn't, you know, I'm not selling

fights this is i really believe what i say you know and you know all these people i wouldn't have these mean things to say if they didn't have like such bad actions like what about words why are words holding a higher standard than people's actions you can't you can't be a piece of shit anymore and break the law and do all these negative things but if you say some mean words that they did that then oh you're the asshole so i'm the bad guy oh colby chaos he's the bad guy everybody hates me you know because i'm brutally honest and i say the truth it makes it entertaining though has anybody ever hit you haven't been like yo man you took it too far or or no? I mean, of course I get

death threats daily, but but you know, I'm not afraid to die you know, I got a big nut sack, you know when Dana gets me the private jet ready to go, he, you know, he realizes he's got to get two. One from my left, nuttack, and hold for my right. I love it. That's hilarious. I love it. Did you get

a lot of street fights growing up? Yeah, a ton of street fights. Like, kids always trying to pick on me in the park and fight me and so I always got in fights and I remember coming home one day and my mom was like, she's like stop fucking fighting in the park, Colby. Go get paid to fight. And, like, ever since that day,

I fell in love with fighting, like, in high school. So, that was... You were boys with Jones back in the day, too, right? Yeah, we lived together at one point. That's crazy. Yeah, we were super close. Where'd you guys live together? School?

Yeah, we lived together in Fort Dodge, Iowa. We went to Iowa Central Community College. John Jones? Yeah. Yeah. You were chirping him the other day, weren't you? What? You tripped him the other day, I saw.

Shurped him. Oh, yeah, I said that... Because his wife left him, so I said that he finally knocked some sense into her. It's because he's always beating her. You know, he likes to beat women because he's not winning any active UFC fights. The guy's been like...

John's one of the greatest pound-for-pound fighters in the world. He just has demons, I guess, right? He's got some serious, deans. Do you have any, like, friends in the UFC or no? I love John, though. John's the best. No friends, man.

But that's the thing. I didn't come here to make friends. This isn't the ultimate friends business. This is the ultimate fighting championship. I come here to make money. I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to make money. Yeah, 100%.

So what is like a payday... Bob was like saying you were a pussy before you got here. Hey, but that's okay because Bob can have his own opinion. You know, I'm not going to be bad at him as a different opinion than me. Could you chirp Bob like you were fighting?

What would you say to Bob? If you were about to fight Bob, what would you say to him? Colby, well, you want to understand you ignore the rat. We call him the rat. We let him just, you know, don't listen to him,

just let him do his thing, you know what I mean? That's it. You were pissed Drake, bet against you? I mean, how do you put your money on phony Montana? Come on, Drake. Like, you're better than that. Like, how did Drake even become something?

Wasn't he like some little boyhood star in Canada or something like that? Like, come on, there's nothing gangster about that. Drake, you're soft, bro. You're not a gangster. You don't like Drake's music at all. So you could talk like this. I used to, like, until he bet against me. So now, you know, it's war.

Does that actually fire you up seeing that? You're like, yo, fuck this guy. Love it, dude. That would definitely motivate you seeing Drake bet against you. Yeah. Why not, right? And like, there's nothing, like, you can, I realize this. I just figured it out.

You can talk all this shit because you can just kick the fuck out of anybody that. You know You can beat the shit out of Drake So you can say whatever So you don't slap Drake no more I mean if I see him I can't say what's gonna happen You know I don't know if I'll be able

To contain myself You know that's why they call me chaos Drake probably roll so deep though I roll deep too man You guys would be surprised I came out because I knew The Nug Boys are out So I'm coming you know

Around greatness And a lot of great people But normally I'm going with the Miami Beach police With you know law enforcement The people that I look up to I'm inspired by Colby Red Al in Colby Covington right here Can you get

in one of those assy take or not? Of course, we'll take care of whatever he wants. Whatever Colby needs he gets. That's my guy. I had a great question for Colby, too, but I forgot it because that rat is just nibbling in my ear. Unfortunately, here. We really are doing this, though, tonight.

This is going to be a real thing. Okay. Because I got to imagine, and I know I always get into this in the podcast and it's overdone, you must fuck some of the hottest fucking girls in the world. You're a good-looking guy. You're a fighter. Like, every girl's got to want to fuck you. Well, do you live the bachelor life or not?

That's why I wear these glasses. I don't want any girls out there to fall in love with these hazel eyes. You know, we have important business to talk about. So, you know, I want to make sure I get that business across and know women out there falling in love. We asked a previous guest, but they were too big of a pussy to answer it. So let's see if you're not a pussy. Who's the hottest fucking celebrity girl you've ever fucked?

Let's see if you can put your money where your mouth is and say who it is. See, that's the thing. No, I can't put my money where my mouth is with that because I don't kiss and tell. Have you ever slept with a chick named Summer? was summer yeah all right that can't happen covington's going nowhere near summer it won't and will that's his girl yeah okay i'm trying to test her fucking loyalty now he's looking at me like he's gonna fuck my girl no i'm not like no see that i'm not either i can't like honestly as horny as you get at times if you got a if you're trying to fuck this girl but she's got a husband

or a boyfriend i can't do it mentally it's like a betrayal thing for me really yeah i don't know i'm just like, I try to be an honorable person. What's your style on that? I feel that, you know, I'm not gonna... Colby's like, I fucked like 15 wives. I always had like a friend who you'd always go for like the friends, girlfriends and wives and shit and that's just so scumby. Well, if it's your boy, that's fucked.

But what if you don't know the guy at all? If I didn't have prior knowledge that she had a husband or a boyfriend, obviously whatever, yeah, I mean, I would do it. But if I found out, I'd just be like, no, respect. It's man's code, in my opinion. That's true. A few beers deep, though, you're going for it, I think. Two beers deep, she's, yeah, I mean, you're thinking about it, but you try and, I don't think

I'd pull that trigger. When was that to me when I were, like, a relationship, are you but just a single guy? You think that'd be good for, like, you're fighting to be with a chick, or is it bad? Well, I mean, the beautiful thing is I can get a different chick every single day. And the best part is that I get to, that's why I'm in such good cardio shape. Like, I'm a cardio king, because bedroom cardio, bro. A lot of bedroom cardio, man. And it's beautiful.

I have a different girl, no drama, no stress of being in a relationship. Yeah. I put my career first and it's hard for women to grasp that that my career is more important than them. After a big fight or to do a lot of girls slide in? Oh, of course.

Like that's the best, right? That's the best. Like right after the knockout, you're like, ooh. The best text I got, though, was from Little Wayne, man, he sent me such a fucking great day. He was sending me a text before the fight and I was in the fucking locker room

and I was like, oh, wheezy. That's my dog, the greatest rapper love. This is after the fight. Damn That's awesome Little Weasie shout out The best rapper at live dude How'd you meet little Wayne

I met him He hit me up after one of my fights After I beat up one of the Prior UFC champs That I just ran through earlier in my career And he hit me up on Instagram Was like yo I'm a big fan fucking You know let's link up sometime

We just been talking ever since So now we're talking about He's gonna put me in one of his new songs One of his albums Oh let's go Like name drop for you or like or what do you mean like let me be in a song like god bless america and he'll walk out to my next fight with me so oh that's so i thought you can't do that in the ufc though i was told you can't walk out

with a uh like an artist performing or anything i was talking with dana the other day about that and he was saying that he doesn't want to do like a live concert style where you walk out with someone but you can walk out with someone and just put their music on the over sound triller triller already did it anyway with money bags but why would i would dana not want that because those are those go viral bro. I know. I think he said he doesn't want concerts because he thinks it's like corny. Agreed too.

It is corny. I think it's more. I think it's pretty live. Little Wayne's performing a song walking out. I see it's fucking dope. But they have time constraints because they're, you know, with ESPN and like all their licensing rights. So they have to make sure they're on that tight schedule and never missing a beat.

Sometimes those could, could take a lot longer than. What do you think made Lil Wayne a fan of you? Was it, is it like the Trump shit too? Like he likes your whole style? Yeah. I think he just respects my whole style. you know that I'm unapologetic for what I believe in America and the people that I stand behind and you know I'm not I'm not afraid to go against the grain and put myself out there to support Trump

you know and and I know he supports Trump too wait he got pardoned didn't he he did oh so him and Kodak got pardoned yeah yeah that's like the most that's the most gangster shit ever is getting pardoned Trump's keeping the rap game lit yeah he is like straight up little wayne's the fucking go yeah did he live in Miami they go he's in a go he's an LA. Fuck, yeah. But he comes through Miami.

Who had that belt before you? Who had that belt before you? The King of Miami belt. Yeah, I mean, it was just, you know, a belt that just came from the people. But who passed it to you? Or you're the first guy to have that? I'm the first guy. Yeah, it's the most prestigious belt in all of sports right now.

Fuck, bro, it's so lit. Yeah, it's a sick one. You know, we should pass that to me one day. We should do, you know, we should got to earn this time after, after Colby's fight. We should get like a round table, do little Wayne, bring Little Wayne in here. He'd be great on our show, too. That would be a sick fuck. Have you guys, you guys have LinkedIn and, like, gone out and shit, or?

No, not yet, but we've chatted it a couple of times. My fucking solid. Do you have any other guys, like in the, like, any other rappers or big athletes that are fans of you? They have a relationship with outside of, like, UFC? Yeah, there's a lot of players and people that stand up for me, but they don't, you know, advertise that they're Trump fans and they're right on the right side of the fence. So, you know, shout out to the people. I mean, it sucks because they're so scared to get canceled, you know, they don't know if they're, you know, they don't know if they're, you know, know going to lose their paycheck that they're trying to put food on the table for their family they

don't want to risk losing that so they they got to you know hide that what other business shit you got going besides fighting in the ring are you like obviously building like a lot of shit outside that yeah definitely been you know investing you know a lot of in crypto on big time in crypto and bitcoin ethereum and real estate's a really it seemed to be booming right now so in the real estate side and then just got some good sponsors sponsored by my bookie and then bang energy they do a good job but taking care of me, so those are my people right now. Looks like your goal as a fighter. Like, what do you want to achieve?

Like, in your career as a whole? Yeah. I just want, you know, the people to remember me and know that, you know, I put on the biggest and best fights for the fans because that's what it's all about, you know, it's putting on the most entertaining fights for the fans, the biggest fights that they can get and just making it fun for them, making it entertaining, not just this boring, you know, mutes where they just show up and, oh, yeah, okay, I'm going to fight you next, blah, blah, blah.

Like, no wants to see that shit. That's not entertaining. So just want to put on the biggest and best fights. And when I leave, everybody knows who the best, undisputed pound for pound fighter was. Why do you think there's guys that are like that that are, like, quiet? Because you're not fucking, no one gives a fuck, you know, if you're quiet, not talking shit.

Like, it's just not everyone's, not everyone can do that, right? Not everyone's an entertainer. How much money do you think you cost to talent? It's like saying why can't everyone make, like, YouTube videos, too? It's like, you rather have the personality to do it or you don't. How much you cost yourself you think by not doing that? Some people just aren't capable of it, but probably a lot. They're not capable, though.

They're not capable of, yeah, exactly a lot. Yeah, right? Yeah, a lot of people get nervous on the mic. A lot of people can't come sit down with you guys and hold a conversation because, you know, they're distracted. You know, you guys are super famous and they want to, you know, they don't know how to, they don't want you guys not to like them. Yeah.

So they want to come across the right way. It's just such a big part of the fight, though, bro. Like, I think, I think McGregor's the best shit talker I've ever seen in my life. I don't know if you would agree with that. He's a good one. He's very good. He's insane, man. You guys talking shit to each other, but probably the,

The best fucking TV of all time. That would be fun. If you two wouldn't have a touch shit. Yeah, Colby versus McGregor. Yeah, that would be so much fun. Maybe beat Porier, and then that's the path to that, yeah, right? So you're, you, Porri is the guy right now. I'd love to see Colby versus McGregor.

Yeah. Poirier's the guy right now, though, because he said it's on site. He said, we're going to go to jail if we fight. So I thought he was a family man. He's supposed to be the number one ranked guy in his division. He's supposed to be a top 10 fighter, pound for pound. Why are you being a weight boy? He wants to come up to 170.

He said he wants to come to 170. he's trying to pick on the guy in the corner. I'm talking about Nate Diaz. He has a list. He's crippled. You want to pick on the crippled kid that's not ranked in the corner. You're number one.

I'm number one. Let's do this, bro. What are you ranked right now? Number one. You're number one. Yeah, it goes champion the number one. So I'm the number one ranked fighter. But that's two.

There's something in front of the right? No, it goes champion the number one. Oh, word. Okay. Number one contender, number one, you know, people's champ. Wait, why is Poria trying to fight Nate Diaz? That's what he's trying to do?

Exactly. He's trying to pick on a guy that's crippled. That guy's not even ranked. He isn't a scrapper, though. He's a scrapper, though. He's a relevant fight in many, many years. No, I know that, but he was, you know. You and the courier, he's a way bigger fight.

He's got hands, man. He's got hands. He's great. He lands his punches, not that powerful, but he lands every single one. He's pretty fucking powerful, bro, I feel like. No, he's not powerful. No, he's not powerful.

He's not on that level like that. But Dustin, I mean, you know, I attacked his family. I attacked his friends, his team. So he's not going to at least try. Like George, you know, he knew he couldn't beat me, but at least he tried, you know, he knew he couldn't beat me. He knew I'm the king of Miami, but he tried. I don't know if Dustin's even going to try, you know, I talked about your family, you're not going to defend them. How are you going to wake up and look in the mirror every morning?

Like, you guys look in the mirror, Kyle looks in the mirror every morning. He's like, that's fucking right. I'm the man. Dustin looks in the mirror. He's like, fuck, I'm a fucking bitch. I'm a coward. Damn. Does there been any advancements on it?

Yeah. Not like any solid advances, but it's the biggest money fight he can get. He's trying to get Nate. But Nate's going to fight Connor. Why doesn't he want to fight you? I mean, because why wouldn't he want to fight? Why would he, he's scared? Who has better cardio out of you to?

Oh, it's not even competitive. He's quit so many times, you know. He trains that American tap team where all they do is tap because they gas out so fast. Is it a big, it's got to be a big difference fighting three round fights and five round fights, obviously, right? Yeah, big difference. Yeah, it's a two round difference. I know, it's two round difference. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is, is, like, what's your, what's your cardio process?

Like, how do you, you have some of the best cardio in the game? Yeah, I would say that usually for breakfast, I have to hit a bedroom cardio session. And then for lunch, I have to hit usually another bedroom cardio. And then I always have to finish the day with bedroom cardio. I'll make sure I get some good rest. So bedroom cardio. You're fucking three times a day? Three times a day, bro.

For real? No way. For real. Are you fucking in my mind? Where do you find your girls? All over. I mean, Miami. This is the beautiful, sexiest city in the world.

Of course. But do you pull, like, from the gram or, like, out and about? A little bit of both. you know you pick pick and choose where you can you know dude have ever been to this gym elevation you have got to go there a bunch of baddies it's insane bro is that i'm serious yes it's crazy you have to go yo colby i got a question right here um so like i know i talk about a lot i get a lot of shit for it like sometimes i'll be honest with i'm busy with work i don't hit my girl the way she wants to be hit so like you obviously know what you're doing he's a one position guy

bro you know what you got to do to lock that down though to make sure you put the ring on it you got to make her happy so she knows that's not so that's where we're in trouble can you give them some advice yeah i need help y'all this is we got a focus of the shit it's all in the kitchen baby it's diet you get a good diet you're going to be healthier you're going to be able to fucking last longer maybe maybe you have colby have a session with her and then he can give you feedback on what you need to be doing better you know what if that has to happen it has to happen you know go to go what's your favorite type of chick what kind of chicks you like i love the the spanish Mamasitas. They're bad as

fuck. He's in Miami. Unreal. I see them walking by. Like, I'm just walking outside of your guys' house and just like, they don't speak English at all. Yeah. They're so, there's some bad Latinas here. Some bad ones. What's your favorite time? But like, no, real quick. Back to our shit real quick. Go ahead. I like Brynettes, yeah.

Burnets? Brinettes. Fuck. What are three? With the bond right now? It's crazy. You're fucked. I'm just curious. I mean, I did. It's getting Polly D. I can't. I can't ask the question. Just go for it, bro. fine you're such a pussy man you're wearing the police has your back

that's right I forgot about that when you're hitting your girl right yeah say you're just so used to doing the missionary shit yeah what are some of the other stuff that I can get going I mean definitely doggy style you know spack that ass I do doggy like I did doggy once a while it's just like I get bored with it

you get bored with it yeah you can't get crazy or she's not going to stay interested yeah you toss her on top or no uh yeah once a while but usually it's quick you know yeah You might have to try role playing and maybe like tying her up. I know the girl's Miami State Beach Police reported. Exactly.

Put you in my hand, Gus. Got it. So I got to write a screenplay. I got to act it out and I got to do that. Yeah. You're a fucking genius. Exactly. What do you do?

You just go in 30 seconds in and out? I mean, hell, we're already this deep in. No, you know, I'll keep the rest of my sex life private, but all I know is this. She better be ready next time. I'm not hot. I'm coming in fucking hot. So what's it been like for you? You don't have a manager, right?

You do all your deals on your own? Yeah. Why is that? Because I just saw that the managers are just middlemen and they don't really do anything. They're not going out there to fight. So why am I going to pay a lot of money to a manager when they do nothing, you know? Yeah. I'd rather take destiny in my own hands.

I'll go talk to Dana and Hunter Campbell is the guy that I talk to a lot. Shout out to Hunter Campbell. That guy's fucking the goat. Yeah, he's a beauty. He's the man. Love that guy. But I go out and talk to him directly and he's just, you know, we talk our business. we get everything settled and doesn't like stress you out though when you're trying to like

focus on a fight and you're also handling all your business shit no i'm pretty good at compartmentalizing like putting things away that that is bad emotion and just keeping the good emotion and being happy and thankful for everything i have and and uh just not really worrying about that shit not stressing about it yeah it's pretty dope not many people do that in the ufc yeah but that's why they're ultimate feelings champions they're not ultimate fighting champions they have serious feelings Like Dustin, he went to our old gym owner, a 70-year-old billionaire, he's crying to him. Oh, Colby's so mean. He said some mean words about me to the media.

So, dude, come on, bro. We get locked in the cage to hurt each other, take each other's brand, so you're crying to a 70-year-old billions about your feelings. Like, come on, bro. It's fucking fighting. So you don't have, like, a right-hand business guy that you run shit by at all? It's just all you. It's just all me. I love that.

I love that. Damn. That's crazy. So what's it like, like, negotiating with the UFC? like how does that work yeah it's it's you know it's became a lot better these days a lot more transparent because you know i cut out the middleman and i know what i'm going to get from the ufc and i know what i'm you know the numbers i'm doing for their business so i know like kind of where the ballpark of figures i should be making so what do you make of all the

fighter pay complaints and shit i think it's a joke i think all the the people that are complaining about fighter pay are the same fighters that can't put their name out there and put any height behind any of their fights so they don't deserve to be paid you know so you can get your piece of the pie but you need to earn it you know nothing's given here there's no handouts here in america if you want something you know you got to go get it and earn it so you're happy with what they pay of the ufc right now fuck yeah how went i'm up bro i got a fucking house around my neck right bro you see all this ice over here's no dana gets a lot of how much of those change you're gonna keep it on these are like 60,000 each so i got like 200 gs just

yeah that's about right yeah so Aaron's a big chain guy. Dude, is it not like in Miami, it's like normal to wear ice? You know what I mean? When we're the kings of Miami, you got to do that. You kind of need ice in Miami. Dude, it's fucked up. You guys give me shit, but I'm telling you, dude. You got to compete with the next guy. They don't have fucking huge

ice Cuban links on. That's true. Yeah. If these guys can just pull off the hoodie and the shorts, look or no. That's you, right? Yeah, I don't really, you know. In the police hat? You're wearing that to the club? I swear to God, this is what I'm wearing. Steinie, you should give him one. No, no chain. This is what I'm wearing tonight.

I'm just going in like this. No one wears a police hat to the club, bro I support the Like, you know, but Come on Who the fuck is that guy? I'll wear the police hat to the club, we're good Apparently there's this mansion party tonight

Or some shit, I don't know Do you ever go to like house parties in Miami Or do you go to like the clubs Are you usually focused? No, occasionally I'll go to some house parties They always have some of the house parties You know, Adam and you know All the guys over at group hospitality

They do a good job Running the night life and the parties here in Miami So Do you have a go-to spot here? for like food and shit food yeah I love comodo swan those are some of my favorite places we're gonna go to grutman's new spot after this

key club or some shit what's it called key club okay is that the one that's in coconut grove I think so yeah okay how far is that from here I'm not sure okay okay I can't believe we're actually gonna do this this so we are gonna do this tonight this is last night I'm going out 100% we'll have fun tonight yeah colby you in hell yeah man all right

so take me through what happens when we go there we go there tonight what are they gonna do they're gonna lay you through the back door? Oh yeah, for sure they got to. Yeah, we can't be going in the front door. We have no chance

of getting late now. No, well, I'm saying, I don't know. I don't do the shit he does so I don't know what's like. Like, what's it like to be a celebrity going to a club?

I don't know if you're a celebrity you go to a club all the time. Listen, stop. You have the number two podcasts, bro. Yeah, come on. But they always used to think. You were the fucking voiceover for a fucking B-dubs. We don't talk about that anymore.

You should be with Buffalo Wild Wileings. Dude, Buffalo Wildings. I remember growing up, I used to eat all their spicy wings all the time. Would it piss you off if Colby was a new voice? By the way, no, no, I don't fuck a Buffalo Wildlings, but... I love B-Dubs. I'm not going to lie to you.

Are you fucking serious? I like beat-ups. I mean, I hit B-Dubs a lot in my life. No, I don't fuck with them anymore. That's funny. Loyal guy. Fuck B-Dubs. You fuck B-Dubs?

I like it, yeah. Parm Gar-Gar-like a branch. Mosvidal was your biggest paycheck? Yeah, it was my biggest paycheck. Does that motivate you to, like, just be like, fuck, not? Do you think Poria would be a bigger one? I do think it will be bigger now. I can't believe he doesn't even respond.

Can you say how much you made off it, Colby? I wish I could, you know. If I did that, the UFC, I don't want to do business with me anymore. So it's very private. Is there one thing, like, when you got that big first paycheck, you were like, fuck, I got to go buy this? Yeah, like a Rolex. The first time I got a big paycheck, that was like it was my childhood dream

because I grew up, you know, in the slums, you know, in trailer parks and in the shitty lifestyle. My parents didn't have a lot on the table, so just a blue-collar American to achieve this dream, and now I can go buy Rolexes. Like, that's just through hard work, you know. If you work hard and sacrifice and put it on the line, you can do anything you put your mind to.

What do your parents think of all this? I mean, like any parent, for someone that their kid's going to go into a fist fight, and they really don't know what's going to happen. You could be very prepared and be the best in the world, but we all know that one night you can have an off night. So we're all human and no one's perfect. Weren't you saying like your parents didn't really understand your whole persona at first? Dude, I got so many fucking calls from them just,

screaming at me. I can't believe you fucking called the Brazilians filthy animals. I didn't raise you. I should fucking wash your mouth out with soap.

I was like, mom, they were acting like filthy animals. What do you want me to do? And she fucking click hung up on me. She didn't want to talk to me for a couple weeks.

This guy's a fucking proud Brazilian right there. I forgot. Oh, shit. You're good though. What are you going to do, Gabe? He knows he's good.

What are you going to do, Gabe? He said Brazil's a dumb. We love Brazil. Brazil. Brazil's fucking garbage. Oh, shit. I'm kidding. I love Brazil.

Even Brazilians are saying Golby Yeah You've been having like I'm not being whatever Gabe You've had this like weird little smile On your face the whole time You're today

Shut up You're a little extra lit up today For some reason I'm here's the guy you know Can you help me get pushing right? Hold on wait wait I was interested in that So your parents all of a sudden

You were like Explained it to him And then they got it I mean they still have a hard time process In it They're still like a little bit like Man does he really do this You know like

Is he really pissing off Half the country And half the world You know That's so crazy, bro But do they get it? Why you do it? No, I don't think they get it They still don't?

Yeah, they're never going to understand it You know Because there's just always going to be something else That you have to do or say What do they say? It's just not worth it? Or like, what do they say? Yeah, they're just like you're putting a big target on your back You know, you're making, you're pissing off a lot of people

You know, the left is a crazy thing You see how they can steal elections They stole the election from our man, Donald Trump That was a rigged election Everybody knew we had it locked up Out of YouTube But who's my? is the guy though now in your head no poor yabra no but oozman beat him already right

they fought twice yeah there needs to be a third fight bro it has to be it has to be it's unfinished business even he keeps entertaining he's like dude i need to come out here and i need to really beat colby but you need to be show that i'm the better fighter right he didn't show it he knows it because even all the fans that ask him the people ask him they're like dude you didn't beat him in madison square garden like that wasn't a clear concise victory it was very close there's a lot a fucking a lot of people that thought that I did win if you go I promise you if you look at first off the strikes chart I won every strikes round round three four five and if you go look at the fight round by round I'm telling you like the only damage he did is when I slipped on a banana peel in the

second round you know but I wanted to take a knee for first responders that's what it's all about these days is taking a knee for you know our heroes here in America so I took a knee I got back out third fourth and fifth round bob I dusted as us where did you get that American inspiration that you're always doing? I mean, it's just those are my inspiration. Those are the people I look up to, the people that, you know, are putting it all on the line every day to protect our freedoms to keep law and order, you know. Imagine it, there wasn't any cops around here.

People would just be running around like it's the Wild Wild West shooting each other, you know, like then there'd just be criminals and we wouldn't even be able to enjoy our lives and have this great podcast. And it's the first time, if you're in trouble, who do you call? Exactly. You know what I mean? How the fuck do people hate on the police? It drives me nuts, to be honest.

You really drives me nuts. That's why I laugh at LeBron James, you know? Like, dude, you're talking shit, you're putting targets on police officers' backs, but then you're using police security every day. Yeah, there's just always bags and eggs and everything. But overall, the police is... There's bad people on every job, yeah. I mean, the fact to, like, shit on all police is like...

It's crazy. So you're tonight, we're in... Would we know a club, though? We got some options. I mean, we'll start out at dinner. Mm-hmm. You know? Share some appetizers and shit.

Have some drinks? Break some bread Wait, you said you didn't drink Or you do drink Not very often Special occasion It's about it But for like

Being in shape Yeah being in shape And just this business You know You always want to be ready For any opportunity So to be ready for that I need to keep myself

In shape year round Of course They want me to fight next weekend I promise you I'm answering the call From Uncle Dana He's not banging fat chicks At 5am right

But has that happened Like what's the shortest Notice you've had Like yo we need you to fight Like someone Had a drop out Has that happened Oh yeah, like 10 days

Dude, that's fucking nuts I fought Robbie Lawler The guy was like Fricking the boogeyman of the division This dude just hurt a lot of people I fought him on like two and a half weeks Notice because his fight felt How are you supposed to spend in two and a half weeks?

It's just, you know, it's a mindset You know, you just always have to be there And you have to be trained hard every day And making the sacrifices to be in shape To go do it But do you like study him and shit in those two weeks And like just say fuck it Whatever happens?

I try not to study guys I've noticed that I just need to study myself and stick to my game plan, not playing to how they fight. I just want to fight how I fight. And if you could stop my pace and pressure, you're a damn fucking good fighter, but there's not a man alive that can do that right now. Salim, pop in, pop in. I got to pee, anyway, pop in.

What up in, Doug? What's up to him, do you want to sit? Sure, yeah. You got your favorite target or what? Yeah. I'm joking. That's a nice thing. Metacard holders, right?

What are you guys doing? It's good to see you guys. How does it feel to whip a former friend's ass? It feels fucking good to. have a flawless victory and just shut his mouth up. You know, he was talking all that shit saying I was going to be in critical condition after the fight and I might not fully make it.

So I think that he was right, but except his career's in critical condition. He's definitely not going to make it. He's done, though. Damn. You were rubbing it in his face after, too, on IG, right? Like, for a few days. He posted a photo every day for the last five days.

I kind of like that, though, because some people just let it, like, you're really, like, letting him know, like. Yeah. Does he want a rematch already? I think he talked about it, but I think he's coming to his sense as like, dude, that guy just beat the shit out of me

for five rounds straight. That guy beat me up every second of the fight. Like, I don't know if I want to fight that guy again. But, you know. We asked him about Drake, how Drake bet on him. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, bro, Drake's been, like, very weird lately. Yeah.

Why? He's just a weird guy. I don't know why he would bet against you. It's a lot of money. I would have never been to Mazbilt. I was like so. It was very obvious she was going to win that fight. Like, you were going to be, you were going to be Jorge.

I mean, to be, to be, Jorge. But, like, dude, you're Kobe Covington, bro. Like, you're probably the only man that has a chance with, like, you've gotten Kumar Usman. You clipped him a couple times, like, even in the first fight. Yeah. Like, I'd say it'd be Kobe Covington, you know. But yeah, Jorge, I'm sorry, Jorge.

I know you don't got it no more. Yeah, you ain't got it, bro. You got to leave the city. The city ain't big enough for, you know, we got some Miami royalty here with the Nug Boys and Colby Chaos Coventon, but the city ain't big enough for a loser like that. Wait, Porreier stays in Miami? Yeah.

Porey lives in Miami? No, no, he's talking about George. But, dude, George doesn't even live in Miami. The guy claims it be, oh, he's Miami's fighter, he's Miami's son. The dude trains in Broward County. He trains an American trash team. That's in Broward, fucking county. I train in Dade County. I live in Hyalee,

bro. This is my fucking city. I love the people of Miami. Fucking, God bless everybody here in Miami. This is our city, but yeah. Yeah, that's all he says. yeah you're good Kings of Miami You think like all Kyle and him beat the fuck by you

I got a ring like a star Like three rounds No way Me Steinie and Saleem Yo yeah What the fuck That's three punches bro What are you talking about

Maybe you could all right You get like six weeks of training or something You got something You got something You need fucking 10 years bro Maybe Do they get a bat? I think like I'm not trying to like be the man

Like, some reason, I think I can kick this shit out of you. You do? I love that. I love that. What the fuck is going on with him? He believes in himself. Bro. Hey, let's be proud for Bob.

But you said you don't like, no, I'm not bro. That. Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. You said if people talk to you like that, you won't accept that. No, it's okay. I said it's okay to be opinionated. Could you beat him one-handed? I think I could beat him one-fingered.

You got to rough him up a little bit. All my hands behind my back and just have one finger, one pinky. You got to rough him up a little. Talk to my people, we'll talk to Dana, we'll make it happen. I think Dana would let that happen. Govington, one finger, versus metering. You guys have any questions or no? I have a question.

How do you feel about Gloria Mads? He accused you of cheating with the finger cocaine. What would you say to that? I would say, you know, excuses are like assholes. We all have them, but most of the time they stink. So he just has an excuse. and he's just trying to use something, you know, for an easy fallback plan.

Like, oh, I lost because of that. Dude, you got your ass whoop for 25 minutes straight. He couldn't even stand up. If you guys would have saw him after the fight, he was still, like, talking like, God, fuck you off, fuck you up. Like, couldn't even fucking talk. Dude, he's leaning on two fucking security guards' shoulders.

Like, can't even fucking walk. He's so exhausted tired. Like, dude, imagine if we're in the streets, bro, no one's going to pull me off you. You're fucking dead, motherfucker. Yeah. You guys. You guys got his ass beat.

Yeah, you got his ass. his ass. What do you guys say about him saying that you owe money to American Top Team now? That's fake news, you know? I mean, that's why the owner of American Top Team, a guy named Dan Lambert never ever came out and said I never paid him. I always played American Top Team. The only debt that we pay American Top Team is we pay our percentage.

We pay 5% to the gym when I trained there a couple years ago. And they distribute that 5% out to the coaches. So I'd already paid off all my coaches. It's just George trying to find a way to grasp the straws. He had no other way to sell the fight. He couldn't say I'm a bad fighter. I'm the best fighter in the world. You know, I'm one of the pound-for-pound greats.

You know, my history is, you know, I got a long legacy of UFC champions on my resume. So what's he going to say? So, of course, he's going to come out with some fake news bullshit. Would you fight him? If Jake Paul wanted to fight you, would you fight him? He wouldn't want to fight me. He doesn't want to fight a real fighter. He wants to look for guys that are washed up past their time.

He doesn't want to fight a young hungry line like me. I'm in my prime right now. Like, this is my prime earning. Like, I feel better than I've ever felt my career. and I've just leveled up every single day so I know Jake Paul don't want That's something you'd be interested in? I mean, I'd be interested

But he's not going to be interested He was trying to play buddy buddy with me He was hit me up in DMs after I beat Woodley And he was like, oh, yo bro, we should train some time in Miami Blah, blah, blah, blah. But then he started training with George And you saw how that got sour And he kind of turned his back

And kind of threw him under the bus So I was like, the guy has no integrity He has no honor I can't respect someone like that What do you think about Allman? Hamza, the new guy coming up. Yo, that guy's an animal, bro. Go, Celine.

That guy was ready to quit and call it quits because of the common cold. That guy's a fucking animal. Bro, he had the calm and cold. He was ready to call it a career out, the calm and cold. What do you mean? Wait, what do you mean? He was ready to retire after coronavirus. Oh.

Cumshot. Hey, I didn't call him Cunshot. His mom called him Cumshot. Hey, I'm sorry, Cumsha. Your mom named you that. That's a terrible name to have. But when you actually get some credible wins, then we can talk. But dude, this guy has no credible wins.

He has three fights in the UFC. No contender fights. No top 10 wins. Why are we even talking about this guy? Look at all my fights. Title fight after title fight. He's been like the most active, like fight and like, more not active. Most active.

Bro, the guy hasn't fought over a year. Bro, I fought fucking, I just fought two times in four months. Title fight with Marty in November. Title fight with fucking George in March. He's a big boss but all fan. He already said. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see it.

It's all good. You can... What? No knockouts. But just, that's the thing, though. Knockouts made luck. Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, knockouts take luck.

When I, when you do what I do, I fucking dominate people. I fucking... Ragdoll, huh? Melt them. They have no chance. Do you think everyone was saying that the, uh, the fight between Jake Paul and Tyron Woodley was rigged? Do you think it was rigged or do you think it was a fair fight?

It was definitely a fix. You could tell just the way he, like, signal to him like hey okay put your hand down now you're gonna take the knockout and then you've seen woodley's mom like she's dancing around in the fucking octagon like screaming right next to her son like dude your son just got knocked out and humiliated in front of the world and you're fucking screaming happy like you actually think it was rigged oh yeah it was for sure that was a work bro that was a work 100% that was a hard knockout to take it was a work oh you got the the CEO of EPO how could I forget him

His crater has come off his fucking face. Shit, son, that ain't my daddy. But I'm glad that you have your opinion. We're in America. We have constitutional rights, so you have freedom of opinion. But I know you wouldn't say that if we were face-to-face. Oh, well, let's line it up.

You don't want that work, bro. You don't want that work. You got to select these people better, Gabe. We've pulled his medicard. He no longer has his medicard phone. Yeah, Jesus Christ. That'll be on the, you know, the Medi-card Instagram? Medi-card holder gets thrown off a balcony in that hand.

Medi card holder gets fucking wedgy, gets thrown in a locker like a little fucking nerd. You got anything? I got, I'm good. We good. I think this is awesome, bro. Yeah,

this is lit. Kobe, you're fucking dope. You're fucking dope on for a while. Last time I got caught fucking, I got COVID last time, I think of Miami. Fuck.

That's what we couldn't do to New York. No, you got it. But this is awesome. Colby, fucking pump for your next fight. So what's good tonight? We getting active? Are you coming straight with us from here?

Hell yeah. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Where's Steve at? He's coming back right now. Yeah. No curfew bullshit today. Yeah, you can't set that, bro.

That's like capping the night. We just did a fire pod. I'm trying to have the number one show in the world here. Like, we all are. We're number two right under Rogan. I mean, you know. If you guys are listening, if you guys are on YouTube, make sure you guys download this shit on Spotify.

Let's see what we could do, you know? We're happy to be under Rogan, but that's amazing. Even cool just to be next to Rogan, though, like, you know, but if we could take number one, it would be cool, right? Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, insider trading. All right, let's run it. Miami night? Yeah, let's do it.

You're going to bring the belt out or what? Hell yeah, bro. Fucking, this is the coronation weekend, baby, with the no-boys, the kings of Miami. You're the real BMF? Hell yeah. I'm the baddest motherfucker to ever come out.