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Happy birthday, Kyle.
Thank you, boys.
Hey, happy birthday.
What day was it actually?
You hit me on the right day.
I did?
Okay.
Dude, I'm so bad at like birthdays and shit.
I don't know anyone's birthday.
I always have to like double check.
I'm so bad with the numbers.
Same.
I'm really good with my brother, but he's also a twin.
So, well, yeah, that makes, yeah, it's the same day, I hope.
How is your bros?
You still on Fernie?
No, he passed away.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, he is.
Sorry, boys.
I'm on one today.
You see this guy?
What?
Look at this.
It's like a vintage ass.
I got on eBay.
A little Timmy's fucking little heat mugger.
Tim's coffee is just fucking garbage, though.
Let me tell you.
I haven't had in so long.
It's so bad, Jesse.
I always tell people like, me and you have road trip through fucking,
the middle of fucking Missouri and, like, had 7-Eleven gas station coffee.
Nothing is worse than Tim Horton's coffee, bro.
Right now, it's sad.
Hot coffee.
I used to love it, though, like a double-double?
Well, double-doubles are fire.
Double-doubles are still fire.
but that's like two cream, two sugar.
Double doubles are still good.
But that's like...
You can't get a double double every day, right?
You're me coming double double.
Yeah, I've been in Canada for like the last like month and a half.
And like I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to not go to Starbucks.
Like I don't, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, yo, I want to go to Tim's.
But it's like I get coffee with almond milk now or just like whole milk.
And it just tastes like fucking ass, bro.
Really?
Yeah.
And I'm not even blaming.
I'm not blaming the Indians with that too.
I know, you know, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying whatever the fuck it is.
I'm saying the caught.
They say burger or McDonald's bought the old recipe, whatever it is.
I don't know the fucking conspiracy behind it.
The coffee sucks though.
I think you can blame the Indians a little.
Like, it changed.
North, it's the employees.
It's like Chipotle in Florida is fucking terrible because it's ran by guys perked out.
It's all the employees at this certain location.
Like, Duncan up here in the Northeast, it's 10 out of 10.
They know what they're fucking doing.
But in Florida, I have some.
chick who sells Cush making my coffee and it's terrible.
I mean, I say it too.
Like, when I walk in here for like a shwarma or like, you know, like that type of
shit, like I don't want to walk in and see white people making my shwoma.
Like I want to see some, like, if I walk into a swarma spot and I see some Middle Eastern
people behind the counter, like I'm like, yo, this shit's going to be fire.
Or like, I've been getting foe.
I've been getting foe a lot with, uh, with 905.
Like I want to fucking see Asians that could barely speak English.
Yeah.
Maybe even think there's a rub and tug in the.
the back. Like, you want it authentic, authentic as possible. I will say, I will say,
Mexicans can make pretty good sushi. I've had that experience before where they went up some
amazing sushi. They can just do everything, got to do everything. They can do everything.
I mean, they're just, it makes some money. You know what I mean? They're going to work hard.
They're going to figure it out. The dream lineup for like a sushi place is like a really
Japanese dude. And then like he has two Mexican dudes working for him right there. You know you're
about to get some fucking fire. I mean, if you live out in L.A., the main squeeze is like, you go
for a run or you go out and you go get some fucking fruit from a stand.
Oh, dude.
And you tip them real well and he gets stoked as fuck.
It's like that's the, I do that like four times a fucking week.
It's just the best thing ever.
Like on a run and then just getting some like, like way too much pineapple.
They give you way too much fruit.
They give you the way too much, bro.
It's so sick.
I love it.
I've never experienced that.
That's goaded.
Dude, that's like my dad would be happy.
My dad's like a bang for your buck kind of guy.
He's like a, he needs like, yo, like he doesn't care about like tuna tartar.
He's like, bro, give me like as many as much volume as you can for $9.
You know what I mean?
So you wrapped up the fucking hole in one.
Finally, I was genuinely fucking concerned.
I was genuinely concerned, bro.
I was up the entire time on chat with you boys.
I know.
It was like Chetty was there in spirit.
We missed you there, Chetty.
but um no yeah we find it was getting scary bro it was at that time where it was like
you're met like yeah and bro our hands were fucked like my hands are still fucked i mean i'm
i imagine swinging that much you're just like your body's tort well and it was also that like chetty
you weren't there um selim salim was selim turned into lami uh who else was there uh oh shonzie was
like he gets too, he gets way too caught up in the hose.
Dude, crazy. It was like the first time he's seen Iraq in like two years or something.
I know, I was watching geeking, bro. He wasn't hitting balls. And he was,
he's nasty too. So like, and then Big John, I knew that he eventually had to leave for his,
he put a shift in. Well, Big John had to leave on the eighth for his, he had two hostings,
club hosting. So I was like, I was like, bro, if Big John doesn't hit this, like, I think we're
fucked. And I knew he was leaving. So I was like, yo, we
got to get this done.
And then thank God, yeah.
It's all luck, right?
Pretty much.
Yeah.
Big John was also experiencing a lot of exposure with his, like, with everything going on.
No, Big J's good.
I got Big J.
We and him have been chatting with DOD.
We got him back to life.
Guy got a little bit too,
guy got a little bit to Hollywood and he admits it.
And he's got to take his stuff back.
I heard Kyle say, Kyle was like, yeah, he's just in his room.
He's just like regrouping.
Oh, with that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, I mean, you bring in a bunch of single guys,
then you bust in, like, a bunch of hose,
then you're like, holy shit, why is everyone distracted?
And you're bundled.
Holy shit.
And there's a DJ play.
It's like you're at a day club.
Yeah.
I love it.
The dynamic was so fucking funny, bro, just everybody getting distracted by the busful
fucking chicks that got something dropped off.
And then you being like, dude, we need to hit some shots.
And then you would get a little bit distracted, A,
but just you're a little bit more locked in than everyone.
else, but. Dude, the chat is just brutal.
Minded me of last year when I was getting too
fucked up. It's like, 4G goes to bed at like
11. They're like, oh, my God.
They're like, guys eating a sub in bed
right now. Are you kidding?
No, dude, but it reminded me how
my fucking la Mia.
Oh, my God. That face.
Dude, I was up when he grabbed the tequila in the morning.
I'm like, this is not.
That was 7.30 in the morning.
Santa Cruz.
What do you think about that?
I think that's way too early to be drinking.
It's way too early to have eyes like that,
but if your eyes are doing that at 7.30 a.
He stayed up all night.
Well, even to be funny, have a light beer,
but like tequila at 7.30 is like that.
Like that, dude?
He was like hiding the tequila at 730.
Crazy.
So cooked.
So then you get in the bus from there and you go to,
you get on a jet and you go to Toronto.
So we went to,
we went out after to celebrate
and then
I think Drake and the boys, Kai,
I think they were,
they were supporting us
on the stream.
They're shooting me some messages and shit.
Oh shit,
you know, Kai?
Yeah, yeah.
Coyne is a home to do.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, that's dope.
So yeah, Drake just hits me up pretty much
and says like,
we were talking and he was like,
I told him it was my birthday.
And then he's like, shit.
Like, what are you doing for your birthday?
Like, come home.
I want to throw you the craziest birthday party.
That's insane.
This is Kai?
Like setting up with Drake and shit?
No,
Drake.
Oh.
He's like,
it's so wild.
It's your birthday.
Like,
come home.
I want to throw you the craziest birthday party.
Um,
I think he had a,
he told me,
it's viral too.
He hit a $40 million slot on steak.
Bro.
For real?
Wow.
Yeah.
And Drake is a true like D-Gen.
He's a true D-Gen gambler.
That's just the biggest slot I've ever heard of though on earth.
That's crazy.
At a certain point,
you have to gamble so much to like feel anything you know what I mean yeah he'll he'll
he'll yeah he can't he can't do one of my hundred dollar UFC parley isn't
no he's at a different different tax I think I have the biggest lock of the year
today we got Argentina and uh England today I think don't say that on the pod dude yeah
yeah yeah it goes bad dude yeah no I'll make the the bold prediction that's crazy like
sprinkle is I think uh one to one correct score I think it's one to one and I think betting
over two goals is brilliant
because if it hits two goals, it pushes.
So I like that a lot.
I think it's Argentina 2-1.
I think that's it. I'm already seeing the
common section. No,
the clips, bro, the clippers are
going to be like, oh yeah, there's violin
music over. You're calling
2-1, Argentino. I actually really
like that, Teddy. Two-one are over
two goals is the play, all right? Over
two goals. Over 2. Over 2 goals. I like that. I'm going to lock that too.
Bro, I gambled on sports the first
time in like four years all of our UFC lost so much money.
Oh,
for real, dude, I won money.
I won money on the fights last weekend.
Dude, I was,
I was Connor heavy and shit.
Yeah.
Did you go to the fight,
Jesse?
Yeah,
yeah,
I went there.
Fuck,
that was it.
I mean,
you know what it is?
It's always the,
dude,
everyone in the world needs to experience a patty walkout.
Oh,
it's so fucking sick.
It's so fucking sick.
It's so fun.
Like,
it's the fun of thing in the world.
to meet a Beth daughter guy because he's some freak
Navy seal in France and I was
so pissed I didn't even know he was
I don't know what the fuck I was like all
the money's on Patty like this is the one he loses
it was like oh my God
I wouldn't big on Riley
Riley hit but the fucking
Connor fucked up all my parlors
dude I missed the Connor fucking
pod and I was going to tell him that I'm
hammering
Max too and then I hammered
McGregor
good thing you missed to that
was it a huge letdown in person
Because when I was watching it,
obviously, I mean, everyone, I was just like...
Dude, being live there, everyone was like freak
freaking out.
Like, freaking out.
It was like 10 seconds in.
Like, imagine you, you, like, dude, everyone I met there,
like a lot of fans were there.
And it was like, dude, I flew all the way from Australia,
from fucking Ireland, from fucking whatever.
And it was like, 10 seconds of just like,
fight me.
Fight me.
It's like, bro, your fucking knees gone, bro.
I don't know.
Cooked.
Dude, yeah, Lomi went live.
to give his opinions at Kyle's party.
And he couldn't even say words on the fight.
Did I go lobby?
What do you mean?
Like live on Instagram?
He's just sitting there.
He goes, dude, two hours after the Connor fight, he just saw that Connor lot.
And he's like, dude, man, man.
Did he even watch the fights?
And then he just tweets out and hangs up on live.
Is that lobby?
That's Lomby.
That's Lommy.
That's last year.
Lamy, dude.
Bro, we took him out of his fucking tent.
How is Lami doing, though? For real.
Is he good?
Or is it like...
We need Lami off the stews for a month or two or seven.
I told him to come out to fucking lock in in San Diego if he needs like a week or two off.
I think he should do that.
Yeah.
I mean, he could lock in for sure.
Yeah.
But...
Everyone could, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone could.
I mean, fuck, I drank like a shit tonne last week, too.
Yo, this week's been a lock-in.
I mean, I have a couple people.
I'm dialed.
We're having a couple 11 a.m. beers.
I was going to see.
I'm watching Jesse's stories and I'm like,
fuck, bro.
Jesse, do you have a beer right now?
Is that where you were drinking?
Oh, it was.
It's done now.
He says that.
He says that like it's like a fucking good, like,
like that's like, no, don't worry, Santa Cruz.
The beer's done.
Okay, but Santa Cruz, take a, take a seat back.
I was thinking about this.
Jesse spew to Santa Cruz a couple of pods ago.
He's like, I think,
I think it's healthy to have a few.
And I'm like, you know what?
I can agree, but the problem is I can't have a few.
I don't want to encourage Chetty.
I don't want to encourage you for that.
But like it does feel kind of good.
You let go of some shit.
You fucking, bro, just like life's pretty sick.
Yeah, it is pretty sick.
Helicopters are sketchy, bro.
You got to fucking, you know what I mean?
You got to live.
I was going to say, I took a bus to Vegas and it got stuck because a car caught on fire.
I'd never do that.
So a four hour drive turned into a,
11 hours and then everyone on the bus
was trying to like schedule like helicopters
to like fly us
to Vegas.
And I remember just being like sketched.
I was like, bro.
Like I'm not getting in a helicopter.
You took like a coach bus to Vegas,
Jesse?
That's crazy, Jesse.
Someone bought like a party bus.
Dude, it was like I just was along for the ride.
Yeah.
I mean, it was fun.
I was with a bunch of homies.
We just got drunk.
But like,
like if that was the way home,
that would have sucked.
But the way to Vegas.
you're like,
the way home that would have a fucking nightmare.
That would have been terrible.
Oh, yeah.
Leaving Vegas is just the worst thing ever.
Well, Vegas to Cali.
Vegas to Cali is not bad, but Vegas to Florida.
Back to the East Coast.
Oh, my God.
That's like you're fighting.
You need a sickle mode.
Yeah, you're toast.
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So what, Chetty, you're running? You're running now every day?
Yeah, I want to know what you boys think. So I'm on day three. And like, this is like from
being fucking not doing shit to this three miles a day, no walking, just like slow pace.
I'm so sore today, boys. I'm like, do high rip? I feel like it's not beneficial.
What's your, what's your goal?
I mean, just to get to 1, 185. I'm at like 199. Yeah. And the diet's locked the fucking up here.
But like my groin's a little fucked up right now.
I don't know if I should know today.
I literally gained,
I literally gained weight during my 100 mile training.
Yeah.
I mean,
you need a rip weightlifting, bro.
You need a rip weightlifting.
I know my wrist all have been fucked.
But I am doing as much as I can.
I'm doing Brad's fucking training.
He sends me a video at 8 a.m. every fucking day.
Just know it's at the end of the day.
That's why I said it's your goal is to lose weight from my personal experience.
Like, you can run all you want.
Well, yeah, that's what I mean.
So don't like, don't think because you're running.
No, yeah, no.
People will tell you that.
I got my diet dialed in, yeah.
My goal was to cross the finish line for 100 miles.
So, like, my goal wasn't to lose weight.
It was to just like get it done.
So I was fucking eating like, you know, yeah, like extra carbs, extra fucking.
What's your play for golf now?
What are we fucking a month away?
Or no, fuck, we're like 20, 24 days.
Yeah, I'm here in Muscoca.
I'm grinding.
now.
But Sunday I'm just going to go back to like GTA, like my area.
Yep.
And then I'm just going to post up there and just honestly play with my boy Mully,
one of my day one boys.
He's like one of, he's like a, he's, yeah.
So I'm going to play with him just every day grind the courses I know.
And then probably like before that week of the intertational, I may stream it or just
just see my, just see what I could shoot.
I'm just starting holes of the day starting a day for it.
I'm fucking crying.
I'm seeing Mully in a bit, man.
Yeah, I was sick because I got to bring Mully to the Drake party.
My boy Tristan came.
You know him, Jesse.
Tristan came.
He must have been stoked.
Yeah.
Fucking manager Drew, deputy Drew.
Manager Drew.
He was the quote unquote dark horse of, but not a dark course at all.
Fucking, you got, he got way too ripped one night.
905 shooter finally got his, his Drake photo.
Oh, my God.
And he took photos of Drake.
How is Nino?
Is he doing good?
He's the same exact guy.
Yeah.
But less Snapchat's off his phone.
But besides that, like, yeah.
But besides that, he's besides that, like, that shit's gone.
He's got a girlfriend now.
He had to figure that out, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
You got to do your time away sometimes, right?
That's so sick, though.
Like, what is that watchworth that you got?
I know it's weird, do guys.
I have no idea.
I'm not, I'm not honestly a huge, I don't know too much about watches.
I just like kind of like wearing what I think is nice
but I mean I see the tagline
400, 500K
That's light as fuck right? They're super light
Yeah, it's light yeah Richard Millie
I was just like what the fuck bro
I mean yeah it's it's so surreal
I mean the fact that you go and sell it next week to TPT
No I would never do that
Yeah
But dude like taken seven years ago we're in a sion
driving across America and like your
favorite fucking artist
a Richard
Millie on your fucking birthday.
It's like, fucking insane, bro.
You have to treat those moments in.
He really is. He really is the goat.
It's crazy. That's a pinch yourself
moment. It really is, bro.
Yeah, because obviously I'm a fan of his music.
Like, he's my favorite, one of, you know, my favorite rapper
for sure. But yeah, like I've looked
up to him just as like an entrepreneur,
obviously a Canadian entrepreneur, you know.
So it's fucking, yeah,
the fact, I don't know, bro. I don't, I don't
even know what to say, bro. That guy's just
sick, sick.
Yeah, the value doesn't even matter at that point.
I mean, you're keeping that motherfucker.
Yeah, I mean, he gives a fuck.
No, no, no, yeah. No, it's just, yeah, it's just getting the
you know, get it in the support from him.
Bro, when you look up somebody from when you're young and then you're able to
fucking actually interact with them, it's crazy, bro.
Like, I'm going to meet Tony Hawk tomorrow at this wave pool he started.
And it's like, bro, like, that's your shit.
Bro, if I were to tell like my fucking 12-year-old self, bro, you're about to meet Tony
Hawk, it's like, dude, it's just so fucking dope, man.
Yeah.
Like, and then I guess some people say don't meet your heroes, too, but Drizzy's like,
he's the goat.
Like, he's Canadian, too, so you forget that, like, bro, he can chirp.
Like, he can chirp, like, he can light you up.
Like, yeah.
Like, check you get lit up by him for sure.
Oh, yeah, 100% percent.
And I, and you know, I'd fire, I'd fire shit back for sure.
Yeah, yeah, but, but, but like, so it's cool.
Like, if they say, don't meet your heroes,
Drizzy's not one of those guys.
He's one of those guys that's like, fuck, you meet him.
you're like, yo, this guy's fucking jokes.
Like, oh, yeah.
That's my sister in that video, too.
So I brought her and, like, he was so cool to all my friends and shit.
So it was fucking cool, bro.
All my heroes let me down, eh?
Yeah.
I met Johnny Knoxville at the fucking, at the grove.
And he's just like, like, I have a photo.
He's like, fuck off.
Did he actually?
But I get it.
I get it.
I was literally just like, dude, I like sweaty pits and shit.
I was like, bro, like, what's up?
Bro, Stein.
He said he's joint.
Stiney just said,
yo,
my bad,
getting in right now.
It's early there
for the guy.
I need to hear
some Stiney weekend
recaps fuse.
I'm on the same time zone
as fucking Stey's.
Yeah,
dude,
I don't understand
where the fuck he is.
I don't get it.
Legs,
hit some Stairmasters,
some cardio.
You got to let him
go off about this shit too,
right?
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
Stiney's had a different
energy to him.
He's like,
yeah,
he has.
He's like,
he's like,
he's chilling himself.
In the chat,
The Mayback might do the pod from the Maybank.
And he's dead serious.
I want to ask him how his transformation is going.
He's probably arranging a bunch of either English or Argentinian hose for the World Cup
in the end.
That's literally what he's doing.
I don't know what country is going to go with next, but it's, you know, he's got it with Argentina.
He loves his Latino birds.
He got a hand job from like a nine.
And now he's like, bro.
Yeah, me.
Guy had a workout with David Dobrick and thinks he's the shit.
Stidey and Doberra kind of similar
Lowe.
Don't need to lift with Dobrick, huh?
I didn't even see that, did he?
I kind of like the new
David Doberk going on.
I've been watching his like little, I didn't watch it back in the day,
but now he's like, yeah, he gets like fucking lit and he has fun.
Like, it's not like PG.
Dave Doberick has a beauty. He wheels. He's loaded.
But I didn't get that vibe back in the day.
Remember back at like parties?
Well, you just didn't know, but he was definitely wheeling.
Oh, well, we met him way long ago, me and you.
He like photographed to one of our like parties or some shit.
Yeah, me and you met him in like 2014.
Yeah.
Early as fuck.
Bro.
Let's go Columbia.
Bro.
Look at him showing up that jawline.
I like that.
Yeah, I don't know what he's going to do after the world.
Bro, who's this?
That, bro.
Is this Stygne?
No way, bro.
I didn't see this.
Bro, that goes kind of like thick in a bad way, no?
Bro, that's comedy from that's, dude, that's a classic Stidey post, bro.
That's jokes.
That is fucking wild.
That could actually be a good topic, like, about what Jesse was saying.
It went viral.
Like, is there any actual celebrity that you would, like, stop in their tracks and ask for a photo?
probably some athlete just to grab it.
I feel like I don't ask anybody for photos unless I know them because I'm like, dude,
I'm a fucking nobody and I get stopped so much for photos.
So they're probably 10,000 times at a amount.
Dude, I swear to God, I don't need the photo.
I'm like, I just recently met like my number one.
And I was like, I just want to fucking the experience of like saying what's up.
Like it like.
When I get the connection, though, when I get the connection, like I'm going to try to link
with Kelly Slater.
summer and Tony Hawk, those two for me
are like, holy shit. Like, that's
kind of my Drake, Kyle, it's Kelly Slater.
Like, I think Kelly Slater's the fucking shit.
I'm like so stoked to meet him.
Is it bad? I don't know who that is.
You don't know who Kelly's? I do not know who Kelly Slater is.
He's just like a legendary surfer.
That couldn't be the more can, that's the most
Canadian shit I've ever heard that you don't know who Kelly Slater is.
That is pretty crazy.
But it's also like, you know who Kelly Slater is.
I've ever heard.
Gross me. Gross me. I don't know who Kelly Slater is.
Cruz is pissed.
He's the best surfer of all times.
I don't know shit about surfing, bro.
He's a legend, though.
He'll, like, work out in the pool with, like, weights and shit.
Like, he's sick.
Stiny, you know who Kelly Slater is, right?
I'm going to look into it now.
Oh, no, I don't know idea who that is.
What the fuck is?
Jesse, what's going on?
Stiney 37 minutes late to the podcast.
With a brand, with a brand new hat sponsor, too, TPT's out.
Stiney knows obscure, like, O-F models and shit, but he doesn't know fucking
Kelly Slater.
I agree.
That's fucked up.
Kelly Slater should be above that.
I was traveling, so I fucking thought I was at Alive in.
My bad.
You're good, bro.
You've been traveling.
You went to Vegas for one night, no?
No, we've been spooed.
No, I went to New York before.
And then I went to Dallas for the World Cup games.
Stady, I don't know how we didn't see the video of you fucking, uh, watching the Columbia
game with the nose nachos.
I just, we just saw that.
That's what was up with that?
Uh, what do you mean?
It was a joke.
I know.
I'm saying, yeah.
I was just really bored of my house.
And I was like, I don't know how I didn't see that video.
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
That girl was thicker than a side barning, dude.
So it was just the way, if you guys were you covered all the Drake glaze or what's the deal there?
Oh, we already went over here.
You're stoked, man.
That's so dope.
You want to give me this to door real quick?
Huh?
No, I'm not wearing it right now.
I just went to the door.
Oh, you're not?
No.
Where is it?
It's in like a glass case, like with those red laser beams, like there's security,
full-time security walking back and forth.
No way, Stiney.
Are you, are you promoting a peptide company with that bucket?
Because I was going to wear my head I had.
I was going to wear my company's peptide at today.
I'm like, ah, no.
to lay up.
Yo, can we talk about peptides?
Every fucking motherfucker I know is pushing me a peptide right now.
Everyone's like, bro, I got you.
I put you on.
Some are low-key valid.
I feel like that's a fucking trap, though.
Because I'm almost, I started the first time of my life I ever Googled like one of them.
And I was like, well, is this better?
They're so different.
Every one of them is so different, bro.
If you get injured, like using BPC and TB 500 is a great fucking idea.
That I get in my opinion.
But the whole like, like, shh.
like a shortcut type like muscle or fat loss is like yeah g lps i mean fuck i'm on them i'm on them and
nothing weird's happened to me so well so if you're not overweight and you get on reda like so many
people are doing there can literally very quickly you can develop a micronutrient deficiency
because these people are not eating over a thousand calories and they're already thin
their body doesn't literally have fat stores to like burn and they develop micronutrient
deficiencies they wonder why their hormones tank their hair starts falling out it's
But, like, yeah, some of them are valid.
People on, like, Reda though, that are a buck 50 is crazy.
Like, these fitness guys, like, trying to get to, what, 5% body fat on Redo?
And they're like, dude, I need to get to 180.
Like, yeah.
And then I'm off it.
And it's just, it's achievable naturally to get super shredded.
Yeah.
And you don't want to get to 5% body fat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, some of them can be valid, dude.
I've been using the BPC on my knee, bro.
I not, though.
5%'s pretty sick.
No, dude, no.
Kyle, you got to 10.
You, like, imagine another fucking 5% off that, bro.
That's, no, it's not healthy.
Your hormones crash.
You'd be shredded, though, fucking.
So was it just like dreams?
What was that mine?
Dreams and nightmares?
Dreams with a suitcase?
Because that would have felt like this weekend?
Dreams with a suitcase?
Yeah.
Is that a book?
Is that a bar?
That's Drake's barring trophies, bro.
How do you not know that one?
Word on the street is, I don't know,
Steinie's just, he's been waiting for this Drake follow.
I actually sent
I actually
I invited
Steamy he declined
I chose
the McGregor fight
yeah
yeah that was tough
did you actually
pay Mansell to tell
Drake to follow you
or no
don't do
there's
there's more to the story
okay
that's the word on the street
no
did Drake say that
I'm not gonna just
wow
everyone just fucking yaps
yapping yabbing
nah that's not
that's not true
Stydides on one lately.
Stydides goaded.
Beard Stiney, bro.
It's Beard Stiney.
He's got 10 Argentinian chicks about to pull up, probably.
You got a different energy to you.
I like it.
Did you cry?
It's like fire.
Thank you.
Did I cry?
Did you cry?
No, I didn't cry.
No.
How many years is this going to happen?
Because he did it last year, too.
So it's like...
I don't know.
He told me it was the annual affair.
It's a pretty firepiece.
Obviously pretty stoked.
for you when you got it.
It was cool.
I already, yeah, no, I told the boys it was obviously, it's fucking surreal, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really sick.
Really happy for you, bro.
Thank you.
Fucking sick.
The rich get richer.
Oh, this is the best.
My new strategy is going to be geo-maxing.
The United States is far too brutal of a dating market to compete in, so I'm going to go
to other countries with poor economies to mob people.
Oh, my God.
Geomaxon.
I'll join them, bro.
I've heard of this with short dudes going to Guatemala because the average height is like 5-1 and then so they feel tall.
I haven't Googled this in that same strategy.
I feel like white people have been doing this for time, though.
There's always that when you go to Mexico or some shit, you meet a white guy and he's like, yo, I live here and shit.
Yeah, he's not a local.
And it's like, why?
And it's like, he's like, oh, I just love it.
It's like, bro, like you're outballing all the local Mexicans.
Bro, the weirdest place is Thailand.
People have been geomaxing for fucking.
time.
There is always that one American dude.
There is always that white guy that lives in South America.
Yeah.
And it's just like, why do you live here?
It's like, well, I just love the beach.
It's like, no, you're fucking, you're fucking Mexican chicks for cheap.
You're outpalling the local economy.
It's fucking hilarious, bro.
There is always that guy.
Like, there's that white dude that like moves to Bali and shit too.
Dude, that's that's a whole fucking, but when we go travel, there's always the one
connect.
And it's like, how do you know that guy?
And he's like, he used to live in America.
He's American.
He just lives here.
It's like, dude, what, what the fuck?
Yeah, do you really want to live there, bro?
It's geomaxing.
I mean, and I guess clavicular just caught on to it.
He could take it to a new level, though, obviously.
He's going to, like, he's going to coin it.
So it's like, that's the shit.
All the white guys and all the South American countries and, like, shit are now probably
fearing clavicular coming in and taking their spot.
Right?
Because they've had it made.
They've had it made.
Foreign girls do have, you know, better family values oftentimes.
They kind of are more dialed in.
then, you know, you get some like...
A little more loyal.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Some of these chicks,
and I don't know if it's just society or what,
but it's pretty rough out there.
I can see why he's doing this.
People say that all the time,
but what countries have, like,
better values?
Mexico, I think.
Are we talking about women?
Yeah.
Every single one.
Okay.
Every other country than the United States.
Yeah, like, I have,
like, did women that grow up in,
like, Brazil, Spain,
Mexico, they just grow up so different now.
Like, would you rather your girl grow up in Rio and Brazil or L.A.?
I mean, L.A. is different than America, though.
There are good people everywhere, but I do think in general, you're right, that, like,
family values for a lot of men in, like, a partner, it's usually important that they, like,
want a family that they, like, like, like, having a family.
And if, like, a woman doesn't want that, like, she just wants to work until she's 50 years old
and not have kids.
For a lot of guys,
that's just not what they want to do.
I want to just say,
I think this woke culture
really fucked everything up
because it's like,
now we did too much of like,
yeah,
let's bring equality into the workplace
where now it's like,
women don't want to really,
at least in L.A.,
don't want to do anything.
It's like,
let's bring back women back into the workplace.
Like,
you know what I mean?
Like, let's get them back
into these nine to five.
Like, why not?
Like, let's,
let's pay them more than guys.
I feel you.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Just trying to have them do
little more than... I think there should be freedom to work and all that good stuff, but if you
want a woman to raise kids, then you should support her at home. Yeah. Once kids come into the
picture, that's... That takes so much time, bro. It's... But I will say there's so much
attractive about a girl that doesn't need that, and then you give it to her. It's different than
like a girl that's like, oh, I'm attached to you because you're going to provide everything.
Yeah, you want them to have ambition. Yeah, you want a woman to have ambition and hobby.
The ambition is like just not there anymore.
I want to real quick, when we're talking about the Clivocchio thing, he went to Israel and
he did this, he was like having a good time showing him everything.
And then he had this interview with some reporter who the reporter brings up the
incident that happened in Miami.
And it's just so fucking embarrassing for a country that has had such terrible PR that everybody
really hates on right now.
You have a kid who's just having a good time and making something positive.
and then you bring something up, it's just absolutely embarrassing.
So I just wanted to say on that note, like,
clavicle here was totally in the right there.
And it's, like, actually despicable for people to invite him there.
And then they try and make him look bad.
So, yeah, it was pretty terrible.
But that could just be like that reporter's trying to, like, get her clip.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck because it's like you don't invite somebody there
and then try and make them look bad on whatever that was, national TV or
totally.
Yeah, it was fucking weird.
It's fucking stupid.
How was this trip there?
I didn't see any, like,
dude yeah it's having a great time like it looked like he was having a great time i think um
grutman actually set it up and had something to do with that so he was people you know clearly
invited him there and then you just spoil a whole fucking time for a country that deals with
hatred every day and bad PR and you just make it worse it's just fucking pathetic yeah he wants
to get clips so he's like where in the world can i go like this is going to be like the most
viral place for fucking clips and the clips coming out of there go viral he's doing his job
good for him.
But you,
Santa Cruz,
you see what I'm saying.
When I'm talking
about a country
that, like,
literally has the worst PR
and you have an opportunity
with the guy
who's, like,
really loved and having a good time
and then you just fuck it up.
It's like,
it's really hilarious how bad they are with that shit.
I mean, dude,
they have bad PR for a good reason.
But I think a lot of the people
in that country
don't support what the government does
just like the fucking United States,
bro.
And so,
yeah,
it's,
we've gotten a crazy,
place, bro. Like, I was talking to my
buddy at Jit-Too, who's Jewish,
and he's like, bro, like, I don't
fuck with Israel's foreign policy,
but, like, I don't want people to
fucking hate my
family and hate me, you know what I mean? It's like,
it's gotten crazy, but I think, again, all
this shit is why he went there. Yeah.
We've lost our minds as a society,
dude, like, literally, bro, like, it's this whole thing.
I talked about it actually a lot recently because
people with the McGregor thing were, like,
another thing of, like, you're platforming
McGregor. It was the same thing when I interviewed cloud
years ago, like a platforming clap. And I had, I feel like got a really good response to it,
which is like, the United States is the marketplace of ideas. And unless somebody is coming
or saying, hey, I want to go right now violently harm somebody, that's the only thing that
you shouldn't like platform or whatever. Other than that, let's expose people and ideas to the
marketplace in the United States. And then people will support or they won't. And it's crazy.
like it's a people don't want freedom of speech it's anti-american it's crazy people have lost their minds
and people also with that they'll be like why do why are you friends with stiny he doesn't live exactly
like you do like what the i don't want to live in an echo chamber what the fuck are you talking about
that that's not how i want to live i want to see different things in life i'm listening to everything
you're saying but like how funny would it have been if like drake just pulled out a mic and did like
a one-on-one singing kyle like a personal one of personal hits before he gives him the watch
He's office.
See, this is...
Like, lean in soda, the Virginia Beach,
just, like, pointing a Kyle while he's standing there and...
See, this is the gay shit that you think of.
That is a gay daydream.
Do you have gay, do you have gay daydreams?
It's not.
It's just the...
That's gay.
Yeah, like, how do you even think of that?
Like, that's what you want.
I just picture, like, everyone spreads and then spotlight comes on Drake and he turns around.
And he's like...
You could have said he gets on the mic and plays, like, right above it or, like,
fucking like the language like
I'm bomb, believe me, but of course you jump
for like, yeah, like
why would he sing R&B
to my face? For your
birthday, he just does his own version of happy
birthday. Dude, when he went to the Bieber
party, Stiney was doing the same shit, I went
to his house, he's like, how was it, bro? How was he?
Also, staying at
Steinie's crib was all
time. Oh, this is
brutal. An invite to Stine's
crib only lasts like two days and then you
start to like, then he wants you out or like, yeah,
being gunner watching potter in our bedrooms.
I didn't see this.
I didn't see this.
Can you play the video?
This is me and Kyle drunk and fucking Banff.
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Oh, no.
He's just running.
throne? Why is this guy not moving to his car?
Get the fuck out of him. He's trying to hide
in the trees. Go get in the car.
No, he's doing good route running through the trees.
He's not all the way around there.
That's a full yard sale off a ski jump.
Is he good or what?
No, I'll answer that for you. No.
I don't think if you're that old dude.
A little BPC, he'll be straight.
Yeah, that's for the peptides.
That's where the peptides come in.
Bro, if that happened to me and I survived, though, that would be a framed fucking image, like, in my house.
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy, bro.
That's Air Jordan logo.
Like, who's recording the video?
Like, who's the asshole recording the video?
Like, probably waiting for this moment.
What the fucking you want them to do?
We'd go fucking beat up a bison brother.
You for sure would be doing the same shit.
I'd be captured.
You could call for a distraction and try and save the guy.
Or, like, try and get the bison.
No way you're doing that, bro.
If I had a bird call on here or some shit.
When do you have a bird call on you?
When in your life have you ever had a bird call on you?
I never have.
I'm actually never seen one either.
But if you're in the woods like that, you could have a rifle or some shit.
Also, what's a bird call going to do to a Buffalo?
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't want some distractions in the moment.
This guy's got to be dead.
Can we confirm a casualty?
Yeah, is he, is he good?
I mean, he's got to be paralyzed at least.
He's fucking 12 feet.
Severe injuries.
It's kind of gangful.
I mean, that outfit he's rocking his knots, too.
That's Paul Bunyan fit.
He's got the extenders.
You just don't really see Buffalo's fucking people up, too, like that.
Good day to wear the suspenders, though.
I mean, you kind of do.
That's...
Yeah.
That's bad.
Buddy, they're on the fucking suspenders.
My fucking bull rushing.
guy dressed for the occasion
they had so much time to
play it from the beginning
I want to see how this came about
they're taking photos
I think about everything when I'm stitching viz
and I'm thinking this is a weird
couple or I don't know if it's his granddadder
but who's this chick wearing a Miami Dolphins
Jay with red shorts?
Who's she rocking?
That's Jarvis Landry too
she gets into the woods
I think this guy might be some karma
and he might be a little fucking weirdo
trafficker but that's a crazy
from me. Chetty, who's 14
on the dolphins? It's Jarvis Landry.
I don't even know. I think that's
older, bro. It could be an older J.
It looks old. I don't know, though.
You can tell us a lot about
the person. All right, whatever.
But you know what I'm saying? This guy with this girl
in a dolphin shade, it's a weird
fucking, it's got weird.
It probably is actually right Fitzpatrick.
Bro, bison is a good eating. It is for sure.
This dude can have. He needs to shoot
the bison in the head and eat it.
He has to do now.
He did his family.
Yeah.
100%.
Yeah, I do want to see it.
Sure.
I don't know if I agree with that.
I love seeing this Argentina plus 200 line in the fucking Twitter.
Like, watch.
She's still taking videos.
She's already kind of like, you, I'm going to hide.
Damn, the bulls.
Oh, it kind of took off towards him.
Why they're known for this?
Isn't they fucking running of the ball?
The thing is cooking.
Home we needed that red little carpet.
No, he was honestly doing a pretty good job for that guy's style.
He couldn't get to the car.
I was originally like he should get in this car.
Let me see.
He still could turn back to the car.
Yeah, I'd probably get in the truck better.
There's a car right.
There's like a way move.
Two, three.
He could have maybe he could have got in the car.
He almost turned the corner too.
Oh.
Fuck, there's so many cars nearby, dude.
Dude, that bull wanted his ass.
He fucking.
He actually that bull, yeah, it snapped, bro.
So, so there's.
There's no update.
He's not like broken net.
I thought he's going to get away for a second.
For some reason, I could see that happening to Chetty if like we're all in the woods,
but somehow he's completely fine.
Like he lands on his feet or some shit.
Give him a beer.
Yeah.
So does this bring us to our survivalist dream, Santa Cruz?
Dude, yeah, we might need to do the hunting stream, bro.
No, I'm not, I'm not doing an average hunting stream.
If we're doing it, it's, I want to do a survival.
I want to do, but not on an island, like forest.
So we get, let's find it.
Let's do mountains, right?
Like, yeah, mountains or forests.
So we get, let's get an expert with us.
This squad stream of that would go fucking ham.
Maybe we do two teams, bro.
Maybe a two team survival.
X amount of time.
You can't know, no, not even 24 hours.
We got to do at least 48.
Me, Jesse, and fucking Cruz versus style.
Whoever.
Yeah, and like bring some, bring some girls too.
Same type of vibe.
That could be dangerous, dude.
By the way, I've been hunting.
I've been hunting.
so I just want to make that.
So you're not by ourselves.
Like we got to have, we have.
We probably have to have two.
Whoever our expert is, we'll see what he says, like how many people we should bring.
But maybe we'll have, you know, two guys helping us.
Lawy might have to stay out of this one.
No, you need Lomi for that.
But imagine actually getting mauled by a bear.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
It's pretty fucking heavy.
This might be a no stew stream, I'm thinking.
What if you get that same clip of him with the tequila behind the back, but it's a fucking
rifle in his eyes.
the same way.
Yeah, well, we'll have to have strict rules
because that shit's serious, right?
Are we talking hunt and cook?
Like, we're going that heart?
I think so.
I think it's surviving with the expert,
with the expert, too, though.
Obviously, our asses are not going to fucking survive in there.
We shoot an elk and shit on street and then grill it.
Eat the heart, eat the liver.
The guy would, like, skin it with us,
and we'd have to cook it and shit with them.
We're putting blood on our face.
I can already see us doing that shit.
It's tiny starp off, covered in blood.
That'd be fucking sick, bro.
No, that's great.
content. That's fucking... I'm gonna look into that.
You know anyone, Santa Cruz.
Yeah, I know some folks.
Wherever we do that in the world.
Dude, Colorado?
Honestly, for, yeah, like Colorado, Texas.
You want to get somewhere where, yeah.
See if Drake would pull up.
I don't know.
Drake, want to do 72 hours survival in the woods with those?
Amazing.
Theo Vaughn could be funny, too.
Santa Cruz would have to, like, he would have to prove a point.
So he would die on stream if that's what it took to, like, prove that he was like...
some shit. I think Jesse, Jesse could
probably start a fire.
I think Steinie's dying pretty quick.
Steinie's a hundred.
I love you, buddy. But like, what are you doing?
He said he's an outdoorsman. He said he's an outdoorsman
and a hunter. What are you
adding? What value, Steinie, before
we eat you? What is like the
fucking value you're going to add? I mean, my team
will have the most advanced electronics,
whatever we can have out there. There's no
electricity. Don't worry about that. And there will be a hidden.
Night Vision.
snipers there'll be a hidden camp site
i need to be on i need to be on sidney's team for this
yeah trust bro we'll have we'll have some hidden arrangements
too we'll be good
Santa cruz will like actually be camping and we'll have a fucking
RV down the street no i'll keep that
it's like the it's like the
Santa Cruz is like sitting like this over fucking campfire
we'll be good trust me
but like we're face to face with a cougar
chetty I feel if you're like
I take point
I'm a leader if shit it's
a man, I'm screaming.
No, that shit's no joke, bro.
You're out there in the fucking woods.
Oh, my God.
That's, bro.
That's a whole different arrangement.
He had that recital out of him and he looked at me.
He called me when he sees a bear.
What do you guys think?
What's the fights to make now after this last card?
Is it, who's Patty going to fight next?
Is it going to be Ilya when he heals up?
He might fight Olivera.
He might fight Olivera.
very like that's going to happen that's the fight right there patty patty ilia he didn't take any damage like
he can fight right away you know so like ilia is illia might be out for a little bit though yeah i think olivera's
gonna go down man that was so tough to fucking watch then who's gonna be next for gaichy there's a world
where like gaichi fights patty again but i think gachy's taking time off i don't know i'm excited for
the islam ian fight that's gonna be an amazing fight yeah if i feel like if i was gaichi i would
take a break for a little bit yeah he should chill
just let his aura build up more money.
I'm calling it out.
Gary's going to lose.
I am going to bet on Islam as well.
I don't like betting against Islam Makachchev.
I didn't see anything special,
especially after that,
uh,
fuck,
what's his name?
The guy from the UK.
That has like that karate style.
Michael Benham page?
Yeah.
That was a pretty boring fight.
I was like,
uh,
I mean,
yeah,
you would think Islam's going to win,
but the UFC has been just full of fucking upset to the secret,
bro,
I mean, yeah, the logical person looks at this fight and says Islam's going to just fucking crush him.
But it's, I mean, that's what everyone said about Ilya Gaichi.
And that's what everyone said about, um, Hamzot Strickland.
Yeah.
So it's like, UFC this year is, this might be the craziest year of UFC upsets.
It might be.
Yeah.
It's such a fucking crazy sport, bro.
It just is, dude.
It is.
Like the sport itself now is just like, yo, you just can't count anyone out.
I saw a stat too.
There was, I think it was fuck.
how more, I think it was Bleacher Report
maybe posted it, but 92% of
betters were on McGregor. And if you just
like think about how crazy that
is, a guy who hasn't fought all the way of
five years. Yeah, but I just
But a lot of people bet on, they bet with their
heart, like they're like, they're like, don't bet with their knowledge.
They're like, they just want to see it.
I bet on McGregor too. It's just like a heart. It's like,
yeah, it is a heart bet, I guess. But it just shows
you like Vegas fucking crushed. And
they also definitely
crushed yesterday when France beat, or when
France lost two zero to fucking span.
I mean, it definitely lowered his stock.
Like, if they try to market a Connor McGregor fight in the next six months, I, I got watching, obviously, but you're less.
It lowered it, but there's still the spectacle.
It's the crazy thing, bro.
It turns into a spectacle, and people still want to see what the fuck is going to happen.
So it turns less into this thing of, is this guy going to go on a title run and fight fucking Islam and maybe Michael Morales.
and stuff like that, but it still has the spectacle thing.
I rewatched it this morning, and it was, like, at the gym.
Yeah.
And now I'm like, I saw him, like, you know, and they're, like, saying his name and shit,
and he's kind of, like, getting ready for the fight.
You're just like, damn, I can kind of see it.
He's just, like, not the, he's not Connor McGregor.
Like, it's different.
I actually love Dominic Cruz.
Like, he's the man.
And he's a fucking very smart guy.
And he was like, this was a test.
Like, Connor McGregor needed to fight to, to, to,
if he could escape this reality of, or sorry, this lifestyle of materialistic stuff, partying.
He needed an escape from that.
So he had no choice but to fight.
Like God was testing him.
And if you think about it, I think it's kind of true, like, because very true.
Like martial arts and the UFC, it keeps you so locked in on your health, your body, everything.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And it takes you out of that lifestyle.
Yeah.
And I think that like, look at what I think that's like McGregor needed to focus on something to escape all that.
shit he'd been doing for a while.
There's an argument with Dustin Porre.
He like, do you think he can't drink when he's doing a camp?
Like, he needs like a goal.
He needs a thing.
You got you so used to that.
And then he,
then you're like, oh, fuck, I can have drinks.
I can chill.
Yeah.
I think, looking at this clip,
I think McGregor,
McGregor probably had some little injuries before,
but I think he blew his knee out during that kick.
And so every fighter goes in with a little bit of meniscus damage,
maybe slight tears in the outside of the knee,
grade one LCL.
yeah probably went in with some of that but you're still able to throw hard kicks and fight
and I think he just tore it in that yeah in the thing for probably meniscus and acl
which is why he really couldn't weight bear on it because when you just tear your ACL like I did in a
jitza tournament you can still wait bear and so you could like finish the fight much like
carlos olberg did when he knocked out eury with a torn ACL but if you really damage or flip the
meniscus you can't wait bear so it just sucks man people people are obviously going to hit him
It gave out even on the right cross.
He was like, I don't even see it right there.
It's like it kept, it gave out on everything.
He couldn't put weight on it.
It was like, everyone that's trying to say this is some fucking like, he had a plan.
He knew.
Everybody wants everything fucking rigged.
It's so funny.
I know.
Everything's controlled by the Jews and it's like, bro, like, maybe shit just happens too, you know?
Like.
But yeah, it's crazy.
But, you know, he might be back in a year.
It doesn't really matter though.
The UFC has a new star in Patty.
I mean, that was, that's submission.
was fucking beautiful.
And Patty's dangerous, bro.
And now it's like, oh, Patty lost to Gaichi.
Well, now it's looking like that's not that big of a fucking deal because Gaichi is insane.
So, you know, that's their new star right now.
And they have others.
It is what it is.
Patty, I'll book it.
I'm telling you.
That's the funny.
Fucking Gable cook, that guy.
Fucking local hero.
He did.
I'm worried about just that heavyweight division with the bombs they throw.
If Gable really doesn't want to use his wrestling.
I worry about his overall career and like betting on him a lot.
Yeah.
This huge favorite.
He just so goddamn athletic.
Super athletic.
But he gets hit.
We're talking about somebody said action.
There's so much action on these prediction markets of where he's going.
And it's like cut between the Miami Heat, Cavs, and then one more.
Warriors, I hope.
I want him to go to the Warriors.
Whatever happened to that?
I think he's going to go.
I think the T-Wolves are going to give everything up to win a chip this year.
I'm a warrior fan.
So.
I'm the most stout for you.
I'm the most stuff person ever.
Anthony Edwards and La Mello Ball, bro.
And if we get LeBron, I might move back to soda for the fucking season.
You guys don't have McDaniels?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, you guys have a fucking squad.
So the thing would be is we get LeBron just to win the chip this year.
And it's like, all right.
I mean, Minnesota needs a chip in any sports.
Where is LeBron going to go?
Hopefully my team, T-Wolves.
Dude, I was with Bronny last week.
And this is when the news came out, and I'm peppering these guys blacked out.
like Reeves had me walking straight lines and I'm falling over, shrewed out.
And I'm asking them, oh, I'm like, yo, give me the fucking locks boys.
Fucking bundled.
I fought one of their agents in the fucking kitchen and DATD's ass.
Yeah, can you tell us that story?
Are you allowed or is it a court case?
Yeah, no, it is actually allowed.
The guy fucking.
Wait, what did you say?
You said you fought one of the agents?
Freezer got into a scrap with, uh, at the backyard.
And then D, D.
DeBook, they're like, Chetty's band from the NBA fucking cottage.
I'm like, this is bullshit.
I have to go in there the next day.
solo after this blackout to get my golf clubs and everything's just scattered in their house.
And it's all my, I'm like, sorry boys, hung dick, D books in there.
And I'm just like, yeah, boys, my bad about last night.
And they're all like, nah, dude, it was actually the funniest shit ever.
And I think they're putting me on a t-shirt, putting this guy in a guillotine.
He bum rushed my ass down the hallway.
This 50-year-old guy blacked out slugging tequila shots.
First thing I do.
And I have socks on it, it's wood floor.
So I'm flying back.
I slam the wall.
Just guillotine and sit down.
And I don't.
You got a nice guillotine, bro.
That might be your move, bro.
It's been my move since recess.
We should now, now we need to teach you.
We need to teach you the patty, the guillotine.
If they go to the other side to the doors, Chetty, you need to get the sequence going.
He tapped out.
Yeah.
Jetty, I got mad respect for you, bro, because most people would be like, yo, maybe I should behave tonight, but not you, bro.
You're like, it doesn't matter who it is, they can get it.
It doesn't matter if it's fucking.
I don't want to say too much.
Once it can get it, bro.
Oh, dude.
I mean, I'll tell you what, pulling up to the T-box the next day with everyone, that was,
I heard it from every single person.
Oh, heard you had a good night.
I'm like, boy, shut the, like, it's our...
Nothing's more.
Like, that's the worst.
Yeah.
How did that affect your anxiety?
Are you just like, on day?
I had to own it.
You should have been like, yeah, dude, it was really fun.
Watch this drive and then just fucking...
Oh, yeah.
No, I walk upstairs with like, get a beer chatty.
They didn't know.
I'm like, that's exactly what I'm doing right now.
Like, that's the first thing I'm doing.
Dude, that trip was long.
like jade did that trip and then hole in one in toronto that kid's got to be on his last leg i mean
holy fuck yeah i know chate i was gonna give you i was gonna give you round too at the at the hole in one
oh my dude look at me stumbling bro how fucking seagull could it take it yawts the single boom
nice head position there kyle very good not head to the outside head and inside very good
i was straight into full mount i told chattie i'm never rematching him because i know he was so bundled
any other time he would have dusted me
that was a great that was a great business
play by you Kyle
I was fucked up I was
I was fucked up too
I know I was fucked up too
like
the craziest part about that
you got a hammered blacked out haircut
too yeah I woke up and saw that
the next day at the hole and when I go
you guys one other topic about
the honor thing I don't know
Santa Cruz if you saw this people are saying
one of the reasons why it like
he got hurt so easily
it was because of like the steroid
and stuff he was using to rehab.
Did you see that?
I feel like that's like an interesting topic.
Everyone can be even further.
Yes.
So when you take anabolic steroids or anything anabolic,
your muscles grow and your tendons and ligaments take longer to catch up.
And so unless you put in the extremely tedious work of doing stuff like functional range
conditioning, isometrics, Gota style training to have your ligaments and tendons catch up,
you put yourself at a greater risk of injury.
And I've seen it,
I've seen it so much in jit-sue
where people get on a cycle
and they get a brutal injury.
And it's just because they haven't had the time
for their tendons and ligaments to catch up.
Shit happens with contact injuries and contact sports.
Any human being can get injured.
It doesn't matter if you're the strongest person ever in the fucking NFL.
A 400-pound Simone guy tackles you in your knee.
Chicken blow up.
But with non-contact injuries,
you have to be really suspect.
of if he did the
boring, monotonous
stuff to improve
landing mechanics, improved tendon and ligament health.
He's a busy-ass dude,
you know, maybe he was parting a bit.
It's tough.
You got to question it, for sure.
I didn't know that. That's crazy.
I didn't know the ever you're at higher risk.
Yeah, muscle belly grows,
tendons and ligaments that attach the muscle belly
to bones,
take longer to develop,
and when you do roids,
you literally put yourself,
at a greater risk unless you train those.
That's not.
There's really no shortcuts.
You know what I mean?
You got a less shit heal.
You got to let shit grow.
I got a 470 pound homie here doing the health audit show where I get influencers healthy.
I had him do his blood work.
It's concerning, bro.
His testosterone is 64.
What the fuck?
And that's like concerning him.
I'm going to talk with him soon about it.
He's going to be in the studio any second now.
But the more concerning marker is HSCRP.
You all should get this checked.
You want your HSCRP to be below one.
Mine's like a point two.
You guys should all be below one on that.
It's an inflammatory bowel marker.
His was 13.
So I'm like, fuck, bro.
Like this dude, you know, we'll try to help mount.
Oh, he's inflamed.
He's fucking cooking.
Bro, that's like inflammation on another level.
Yeah.
Well, that's the only thing getting a lot of women's sports views, bro.
Wouldn't just be real.
Yeah, WMBA, Sean Brittany Griner's rod.
I back it
Okay hold on
WMBA's been lit this year
Shut out Caitlin Clark
Shut out Sophia Cunningham
Yeah
Yeah man
Can you name five WMBA players
Yeah
I can
I got Caitlin Clark
Yeah Matt McCuster's wife
Sophia Cunningham
Asia Wilson
Um
shit
Give me a second
Fuck
Angel Reese
And what's her name
Brianna Stewart
Five
Honestly
duh bro
You go to the
WNBA games?
Come on now.
That's fucking insane.
Five WNBA players.
I thought I was about to do, name 10 books on you, the fucking Matan method, and
you just named five WMBA players.
I'm not doing that one.
That might be more impressive.
Five NBA players might be harder.
Bro, look, we sexualize all athletes, bro.
We sexualize Tom Brady.
Women love Tom Brady.
This is just something that fucking happens in sports.
Tom Brady made a drink called Good Nut.
I mean, come on.
That's ridiculous by Brady.
Brady can do whatever the fuck you want.
Nothing wrong with a good nut.
It's kind of sick.
I'm going to say that.
I like coconut water.
It's pretty good name.
Good branding.
All right, boys.
I'm about to go fucking golf.
I'm going to go drink by a pool.
Yes, sir.
Send some conti, Jesse.
Send some conti in the chat.
I got you.
All right, boys.
We'll see you next week.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll see you guys soon, dude.
Okay, boys.
Much love.
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