FULL SEND PODCAST - John Daly x Nelk Boys | Ep. 22
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All right, we're at Hooters.
This is the...
We got John Daly, the man, right after the win, too.
Yo, could we honestly please give a round of applause?
Because John Daly here, please, like...
This is like actually...
No, you gotta get my son.
It's fucking John Daly, man.
This is amazing.
And we got Liljohn.
We got Liljohn.
We got a little John, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Little John.
By the way...
Little John seems like he's like...
Hell yeah.
It's going to be the future of golf, I think.
was the saddle he was the horse okay you were he was amazing wait temo but you're you're a gambling
guy you must have been you and john must could you bet on the the golf match that you just had
that you beat tiger could you bet were you guys massive underdogs i don't know if we were too much
underdogs but we can't bet it's against us but there's betting going on in golf i'm sure of course
yeah do you like to play high stakes golf uh recreationally outside of professional of course me
mirror I took 120 grand out for you not long
ago. No you did. No, you did
motherfucker and you never will. And you never
will. You have 120 racks to give up?
I mean, right here, I guess the chain.
He won't. He won't play me. John, you see
John, I'll play you any day of the week and I will fuck you up
as long as the game is structured right and the strokes are put. I love the
chain, but his neck's turning green. Can we get him a real
necklace? Oh my God. What is with the chain? Can you tell
the viewers like, is that like a new look? No, it's the rat.
Stiney. This is the kid that used to
work with me. This is now how
he's rocking now working with Steve.
He's got this new chain, so I just snatched it up.
I'm not giving it back to him.
Wow, that thing is when you put this fucking thing on,
the confidence is, like, on another level.
Yeah.
I feel like, like, I mean, there's a lot of Hooters' wages in here,
and I think they were looking at me.
You definitely feel times two confidence level right now.
You're like all over the Hooters check tonight, too, the one.
Well, I'll tell you what I am a massive fan of Hooters.
Like, I literally will say this about Hooters.
Oh, here we go.
After all the crap we went through, you Buffalo Wild Wings crap.
Oh, let me tell you what.
I told you, Hooters' wings are better.
You know what you listen to me.
John, you know what's funny?
Yeah.
I think...
You finally listen to me.
I'll tell you what.
I work for Buffalo Wildings for three years.
You know, as you know,
as you know, never really like their food.
The service, by the way, the wait staff here.
How much I told you.
You were right, John.
You were right, 100%.
As a matter of fact, I'm a big, massive, massive Hooters fans.
So...
We're at the first ever Hooters, he said, John?
This is the original.
The original.
This is my first Hooters, too.
You're like your golf game.
He sucks at golf.
You've never seen me play golf.
Stop acting like you know my fucking golf game.
I'm going to back you up.
Just because your fucking head is bigger than ever right now
because you and your son beat Tiger Woods.
Here's his.
Not my name because I was just a saddle.
One would you.
Now I'm addicted.
You mean fucking addicted to cigarettes, John.
Here, toss me a dart too.
Do you want one too?
See, this is what happens.
I mean, I'm not going to not smoke.
No, but I mean, like, I feel like at the end of the day, people are human.
You know what I mean?
People are human.
You know what?
There's things that are not as great to say.
Yeah, definitely.
You know what I mean?
But like, it's like, I mean, what is cancellation at the, you know?
All right.
So let's change subjects here real quick
because I have no fucking I hear what you're talking about.
Bob's getting scared.
You, by the way, just got me canceled from that Rittenhouse post.
Yeah.
You just posted something about Kyle and he was like, what did you say?
What was your post caption on there?
Well, he tried to buy my handle.
Kyle, at Kyle.
So Rittenhouse wanted to buy at Kyle?
No, it's just a troll.
Oh, okay, I thought I didn't know that.
But anyways, real quickly.
Tiger Woods.
John.
Can we get another ass tray before we burn down this table over here, anybody?
We don't want to burn down the original hooters?
We got some pitchers coming in, Bob.
Well, well, well, it's time to meet the waitstaff and Hooters here, folks.
You won't find them in Buffalo Wild Wings, I'll tell you that much.
This is Riley.
I actually became great friends with Riley recently.
She's an amazing, amazing, amazing girl, hard worker here at Hooters.
You're welcome.
I'm nervous now.
Why?
She's so, Riley's very beautiful.
Yeah, we have better looking women at Hooters.
we do it, Buffalo Wildlings is the worst shit.
I'll be honest to you, Buffalo Wild Wings sucks.
Their boneless wings are pretty fire.
Are they?
Stop.
No, they're fired.
You're not all.
All right.
So, let's go to golf real quick.
Golf shit.
Were you playing with Tiger in the final day when you won that little thing?
No, we were in the last group.
Okay.
You were behind them or in front of them?
We were in the last group.
Because they were ahead.
With the sinks.
Okay.
Is it intimidating playing around Tiger?
We're not in that event.
that event's not it couldn't have been intimidating for john daly man i don't think so at all i mean
you can answer i love tiger woods but no he doesn't intimidate me i just love the kid i loved
him he did make a comment at you though he busted your balls once he said to you he said fucking
basically i'll just when you took a cart he gave you shit he said i would walk around
with a broken leg or something like that yeah but he didn't know the facts because the media
the media didn't tell him i had diabetes and i had a bad two knees and my hips
out and all this stuff he apologized to me at the dinner the other night and he's fine i love tiger i mean
he apologized just now at the dinner well no for that he apologized a little bit but uh about two years
ago but look i was the only guy that texted him going through all this he said besides jt
and a couple of other players when he had that wreck i was the first one to say hey man get better
and do good and at the dinner when i was santa claus the p and c he said he's
He says, man, thank you so much for the text.
It means a lot to me.
And that meant a lot.
That's amazing.
Are you sharing your beer?
Yeah, I just don't want to spill it.
I'm not really that.
I'm clumsy.
Are you going to pour it?
No, I got you.
I got you.
Salim, why don't you handle this?
Talk about cancel culture or something.
No, I...
How was the weekend, though, John?
I know you don't...
Like, how was it?
It must have been pretty cool.
It was awesome.
I mean, like, Little John said it best.
I said, son, all we got to do is play loose and have fun.
And that's what we did.
I mean, there's, the talent was there for, for every team.
I mean, the T-boxes show that.
You know, you got Gary Player great, Leacherevino great, Charlie's great.
I mean, all these great legends that played.
I think there was over, little John, my 60, 78 majors or whatever played over the weekend of their dads.
I mean, that's pretty, pretty cool.
Honestly, from a viewer, like, even just seeing the stuff on, like,
like watching it and then seeing it on Instagram too that was like the most engaging like
entertaining very engaged shit I feel like the PGA tour's got to do more appealing stuff like
that like that was just it was so cool to watch well that's why you got um you got Louisiana now
they got you know two guys you know two pros playing together um they're changing up we have
the stableford system tournament on the on the champions tour now but it used to be in castle pines
you know where the stableford changing kind of like the more birdies you make you get the pluses
instead of minuses.
But I tell you what, the tour is so good right now.
Jay Monaghan is doing a great job.
I mean, the players are so good.
And that's what I tell Littlejohn, I said,
you just keep doing what you're doing, man.
But chipping and putting is the bottom line in golf.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I don't care.
Aren't there a lot of players, though, they complain now?
There's a lot of shit going on now,
so Mickelson complain about it,
about how the PGA just kind of controls all their shit,
and they're not allowed to make as much money in certain areas?
I don't know.
I love Miller Brady and our champion's tour.
We can do whatever we want.
I mean, we can listen to music and have a couple of cocktails in the pro-ams.
I don't play the PJ tour anymore, so I don't know.
You're in the senior tour now?
I know I look sexy to you, Bob.
You do.
But I am 55.
Listen, I got a bunch of balls a little bit.
I never been this close to you.
I'm on the sixth year of my senior tour already.
And what do you think about Phil Mickelson coming in there and fucking shit up, though?
He's killing us.
He's so good.
He's too good.
You've got to take him out.
No, he's not too good.
He's just good.
He's just good.
Do you play?
Do you, because there's a lot of stories about you playing hammered.
Like, John, your brand is known, which you've done a great job at.
There's nobody who's done better creating a brand than John Daly.
Your brand is known for being wild, animal crazy, fucking do whatever the fuck I want, blah, blah, blah.
What is the most fucked up you've ever been during one single round of a professional event where you shouldn't have been fucked up?
It's very good question.
Very good question.
Well, that is an honest question.
In 92, when I was defending the PGA championship,
I went out with a couple of buddies from the Cardinals baseball team.
Was it like, hey, were they like, John, you shouldn't be going out?
Pedro Guerrero was one of my best friends that night.
A gold glove winner, first baseman for the Cardinals for all these years.
And we went out.
What is going out mean, though, with Pedro Guerrero?
Well, we would have probably not gone out as long until I found out that my boy, Kurt Loggy,
okay.
Own the bar downtown, one of the bars downtown.
And that's when Ken Griffey, senior and junior was coming up and all that.
And Kurt comes up and says, hey, the bar is yours.
And I almost that morning at 7.30, almost got to the clubhouse.
I pulled the car over and fell asleep.
Wait a second.
So you went out all night long.
Your tea time is when?
7.32 or something.
And what time do you show up at the golf course?
7.30.
Are you supposed to be hitting balls and preparing for your thing?
What are you supposed to practice before tournament?
You're supposed to be ready before a tournament.
Okay, so you show up at 7.30.
That is a very good.
No, I'm ready to be by 2nd.
Okay.
How was your performance that day?
It wasn't very good, but the second hole that you're playing with Hubert Green
and I can't, sorry, I can't remember the other guy.
Yeah.
I already the first hole.
The second hole was a par five.
Yeah.
I hit this drive as solid as I,
probably hit a drive and a cardinal a bird I hit a bird no way what hit a bird I killed this
drive okay hits the bird goes in the hazard I make seven the bird win the hazard the ball
the bird's dead oh no way you killed the bird I killed a cardinal bird not over it did you give
it its respect as you walk up as a cardinal or were you just like he was so small but I killed this
drive and I hit a bird and win the hazard you know it was a par of five that's probably a driver
or six iron for me back then
I make like nine or ten
I'm done I mean it's over right
so you're gonna like you know how like I go
I'm not your level so I go out I get fucked up
I gotta recover if I go like
you know I play amateur golf once around
I gotta have some like bloody marries keep me going
did you need to drink during the round
the next day to like recover
because you were sung over golf drunk golf is
is one thing but when you're just hungover
is that I feel like that's for me
that's the worst worst
like you got to be like me you really don't get hungover
You drink everything straight
You don't get hung over
You wake up, take a shot and go
Oh
What the fuck?
So you keep it going the next day?
The amateur is drinkers
In this damn world
They drink beer
And then they drink
Some other drink
And then they drink another drink
If you stay consistent
In what you're drinking
You don't get hung
I haven't been hung over
And I don't know how many
That is absolutely right
So wait wait
So what is your like drinking regimen
Then what do you what are you got going on?
Well normally it's Belvedere or Fuzzies vodka
and a little chase of diet, Pepsi or Diet Coke.
So do you play the best when you do, I really want to know this.
I do want to the process.
I do want to the process. Take this Kyle.
Straight vodka.
This is kettle right now because that's all we got here.
So that's all you'll drink like all night long.
Yeah.
So you stick with the same thing.
Well, this is Arkansas Minot water.
Right.
It's clear. It's got ice and it tastes good.
But what's like a hard night of drinking for John Daly?
Like you start off, say, 6 o'clock, you go to a bar.
how many of these fucking things can you handle?
I think you'd have to ask that question to people that try and drink with me.
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This is absolutely amazing.
Clip that.
Oh my God.
Should we take a shot or some shit?
I mean, yeah, I mean, it's the best service around here at Hooters.
Bob, call your girl back, right?
Yeah, it's not my girl, by the way, Kyle.
Yeah, John, I mean...
Buddy, you just got her gram and shit.
I got her gram for professional reasons only.
I was trying to promote the bar.
That's why I got her Instagram.
Bob, you're not going to hit her.
No, I think Bob could pull her.
I don't think so.
I think you can.
Bob, you got...
Sorry, John.
We're having an interview with you.
Bob, I mean...
Side track here, but he's fucked.
I mean, no, no, no, with the chain.
With the chain, yeah.
With the chain, yeah.
Let's get it to order of shots in.
I'll tell you what, this chain actually...
Like, did you ever rock jewelry or anything like that?
No offense.
She was just staring at the chain, though.
I know she was.
She was, I mean, you have nice blue eyes, but...
What do you got?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck is that?
Is that a lion?
The lion.
Wow.
What is that thing?
That's my baby.
Honor gave this to me.
me for my 50th birthday i love this you you know what's funny about john john i actually when i first
met you i actually did a clip on you remember the clip you you actually didn't like me at first didn't you
i hated you really oh i hated you in the beginning right yeah and we you sort of that out you
apologize and our best friends tell the story john i love you john tell the story john told me off camera
so whistling straits it wasn't a good week for me and i don't know it was a some part three there
and ate a four and hit the rock went in the water so i'd take a
drop go up hit a six iron and the six iron at that time was the best club in my bag but i hit
it in the water i threw that in the lake and some kid got it on a boat on the michigan whatever
he called yeah he like peddled out and got the club what's a beautiful river there the lake
geography's not michigan lake michigan yeah and um i threw the six iron in when i sure it threw
the forehand but he does a whole spew on it you know i haven't seen that of course i didn't see
that one specifically well by the way none of it when i said in the clip was true and i i i
kind of the over...
How long was the part three?
Was it the tranny comment that...
It was probably 2.30 or something?
How long was the part three?
Four and three?
It's a funny guy.
That's absolutely amazing.
That's a six iron from my son now, so...
Here we go, 45 minutes.
This is lean, talking about golf now.
I'm just fascinated.
I mean, like...
Why do you love golf so much, man?
I just love how technical it is.
I mean, like, it's just like...
You have to multitask in a way.
You know what I mean?
You have to have the mess.
mental game and obviously you have to have the skill game you know what i mean it's not it's not all
mental but um so you just missed the whole boat and playing golf i wish i started when i was like
no no no in golf you got to have imagination oh yeah man it's kind of like the first girl you were
ever with slim look at me you got at i'm looking at you're in love with her you wanted to make her
happy no matter what buy her drinks buy her dinner whatever you got to do right and it feelings good right
that's golf in my opinion that's amazing take the mental shit out of it dude you know driving ranges
like i told you earlier driving ranges they should just put condos on all driving ranges and
there would not be one golf course in this country that has a driving range would be bankrupt
you're selling a $7 bucket for balls for people to hit you're tearing up grass
bill condos sell for $500,000 or $10 million in
California, of course, because of taxes, it's perfect.
Have the golf course go around it.
A course would never lose money.
That is...
And my point is, chip and putt.
For all you beginners out there, chip and putt.
Well, isn't that what they said about Tiger?
Didn't Tiger's dad teach him backwards?
They taught him while he was putting, started putting, and then whatever?
Started putting when he was very young.
Then he went to chipping, then he went to 100 yards or 20, 50 yards, or whatever.
the drivers everybody in golf that plays on a professional level can hit a driver they can hit a five iron they can hit a six iron but it's 125 150 yards in that means a lot oh my god this feels so good by the way nobody ever talks about it no no guy that wins a golf tournament ever talks about well you know i hit that wedge from you know from out of the ruff from a hundred and 222 yards and knock it like this got a gimmie they talk about the either the drive they hit
hit to get him there or whatever but golf is all about 150 yards i have a serious question i love
long irons i really love long iron like four iron three iron five iron what was the best three iron four
iron shot you ever hit in professional golf well i used to carry a one iron really i've never heard of
that yeah that's amazing so i'd have to say the best one iron i ever hit was balthus raw at 17 when
nobody said nobody
nobody got there that week
I think it was 92
played at Baltus Raw
I mean I think that's close to the date
or 93-94 somewhere in there
but
nobody had ever hit in the 17th green
at Baltis Raw in two
I hit a one iron on it
and the only thing I ever thought about
was please don't three put this
it'll just ruin the whole moment
so I two putted it made birdie
then we went back there
and it went back
They added a T-box
Probably 50 yards
Everybody in the field
Was getting home in two
Probably 10 years ago
I hit 4 in there
And I was
You know
45, 44
Last U.S. Open
Maybe one of the last year's opens
I played
What do you think you get all your power from?
Yeah, what that
Yeah
Because you hit the ball fucking
Like where do you get all your power from?
yeah look at this
I know I'm looking at that's what I thought it was
I thought that was the answer
a big belly
a big turn
and just come down hard
yeah we gotta get some mashed potatoes
and you do
yeah I mean
I mean I'm working on it right now
skin in the gym
because man
now here's the problem
you gotta
you gotta get with a John Daily gym
lazeum
there's a bar stool on
Every treadmill, an as tray right there for you, a cup holder for your vodka.
You got porn on TV and topless weights is just serving you.
And we're going to put them all by fitness 24.
Come out with a smile instead of come out puking, baby.
Yeah, this is so funny.
Well said by the Godfather.
Well said.
This is so funny.
Do you like titty bars?
I used to.
Yeah.
I got tired of hearing the women stories.
I'm going to college.
I got a baby.
It gets old, right? It gets old.
Set up.
Whoa, what?
Big setup.
What do you mean big setup?
Because they're beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You think you're going to take them home and you're going to marry him and all that?
And then there's nothing that happens.
There's nothing happens and your dick's all ready to go.
10 grand's gone out your pocket and you never hear from her again.
I mean, it's a good 10 grand?
What's the most you ever spent in the strip club?
I don't want to go there.
We got it.
It's a full-send podcast.
You got to fuck it.
I actually didn't spend it.
Well, I know you're, listen.
Is your wife still here?
Does she get mad at these time?
No, she knows about.
He knows.
It's part of the thing.
Augusta when I missed the cut.
Good time to go.
I was very mad.
I should have made the cut, but we go to the...
And that's Atlanta, right?
Yeah, there's not my...
No, this is in Augusta.
Oh, where's Augusta?
Which seems like there's not a lot of titty bars there, is it?
About a hundred and twenty-eighthires from Atlanta, but they brought all the girls from
Georgia, those are the greatest titty bars of the world by Augusta, I tell you.
Those are the dirtiest nastiest titty bars, the daily spent...
That's your most money you've ever spent?
Is that titty bar?
No, hang on.
I'm getting there.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
I took an Adderal again.
So I had a girlfriend, Cheney.
She was beautiful.
I loved her.
And she goes, I'm going to take you to the titty bar.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure that's how it went down, John.
Well, we went straight to the dungeon, downtown Augusta,
troth of crown and Miller Light and all sorts of booze.
And we get down there, they had two stripper poles.
Sheenae's the first one on the stripper pole.
I'll make it real.
short because I don't want to get into it because I want the PJ
tour to get mad at me. They're not going to get mad at you.
When I paid my tab of $27,000,
there was a drunk sitting behind me.
John Deh, how are you doing, man? I got your tab.
Don't worry about it. I said, you do not want this tab, dude.
No way. Let me see it.
Looks at $27,000.
He looked back. He goes, I got you.
Oh, what an awesome.
moment that is, not for you?
You're like home because you're never expecting that.
That's a 0.001% chance they're never.
Never expected that because you probably have so many people come up to you all the time.
It's like, you know, like we have a crazy.
You have people come up to me and say, hey, will you pay my tab?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that's not cool.
That's fucked.
No, no, no.
But everybody's buying you a drink.
You're not going to go anywhere and not have to, you don't obviously want to pay for it,
but I'm saying everybody's coming up to you and wanted to buy you a drink, right?
Do you get that?
Yeah.
But I get more cocaine.
Like, they come up to me and they ask me if I would go to cocaine.
I don't do cocaine.
I don't do cocaine.
No, I know, but I'm saying, like,
because I had Ripper Magoos when I built that little thing,
and Ripper Mgoos meant cocaine,
so everybody thought, like, I did a lot of cocaine.
I wouldn't be alive if I did cocaine.
Yeah, no.
And I'd be very skinny right now, like you.
You're not doing cocaine, are you?
No, nobody does.
Cocaine is not good, but I'm just saying I've got a lot of opportunities
to do cocaine and not a fan of that.
No, no, no.
Sleep looks like he's going to sleep over there.
No, I'm chilling.
This is very fascinating to me.
He star-struck John.
He was, like, so excited.
He had, like, a little,
I was so excited, man.
Yeah, he was so excited to see you.
I just love everything about golf and, like, it's just so legendary seeing you, like,
with a cigarette.
Let's have one.
Teeing up a fucking a week.
I got to ask, because I like to gamble.
What the hell, man?
You know, like, as well, but do you guys ever, do you guys, where's John's cigarettes?
We got them.
Do you guys ever, like, if JT's paired with Dustin and Brooks or something, and they like,
is there ever gambling involved during a, like a pro event?
Like, the guys ever gamble?
internally when there's an event going on me i'll go back to me in fuzzy zeller i mean we used to
play everybody but it was always practice rounds we wouldn't do it in the tournament or whatever
i mean but practice rounds i mean before when i first came out in 89 i got some exemptions
into some golf tournaments and i met fuzzy in 89 in memphis yeah at uh southwind and um he says
hey kid you want to go play me and the old man at that time i didn't hear the old man huber green shows
who's that who's that who's that huber green one major's great to our audience it doesn't know that's
why i don't know well huber green was a very short hitter a great friend of mine that won a couple
majors just he's kind of like the corey paving one of the greatest ball strikers that ever lived
that just didn't hit it for but they could chip and they could put but i think i probably took over
200 cases of miller light off for those guys so there's no money exchange it was no money exchange
was just you were playing for beer we played for beer at first but when i got my card fuzzy i'm on
your team jd okay i'm on your team and and on your show by the way we lost diane zeller
fuzzies wife and uh i just want to say fuzzy i love you and i'm so sorry but um but we
me and fuzzie took on everybody and we loved it a hundred dollars a hole
paid for my hotel room paid for my drinks yeah yeah for everything but you're you're a big you
You're a big gambler.
You know, all that you've been open about it and all that stuff,
is what's the biggest game that you've ever played?
Have you ever, like, walked into a couple whales that have a lot of money
and just want to play with John Daly?
But you organize it where?
Because, like, what Phil does.
Phil, I think Mickelson goes in and he makes a lot of side cash, right,
playing these side money games against guys who just have a lot of money
that they don't mind losing to them.
So do you play those kind of games or no?
Yes, plenty of them.
And Phil gets it.
I mean, these guys, look, if I can have a chance to team up with my buddies
and beat Phil, I don't have to pay him
for an outing. They look
it as outings, but
have you ever played Mickelson?
No, he won't play me.
Why? What do you mean, Phil?
What do you mean? He won't play me. Why? No.
I don't know. I'm never asking, but I don't think.
Well, they have the match going on right now, too, that he
owns a piece of that match thing. They should get you
involved. He's never invited me. Why?
Phil, are you scared? No, he isn't scared of me.
Well, right now you're fucking trending hot. That kid's so good.
He was still a kid, by the way.
Yeah, I played against him once,
and I put some money up and not a smart move.
I played him in his home course.
You guys would know this.
So when they did the match that Phil, what was it?
Tiger Phil.
He put $9 million to lose so he can make money.
You never know how that's structured, how like the sponsors.
I mean, there was $9 million to win.
So it was Tiger versus Phil and whoever won the fucking thing,
won $9 million.
I actually haven't talked to Phil about it because the senior tour,
he just kicks everybody.
But he's ass right now when he plays.
I'm always teeing off early on Saturday.
Right.
He's won four out of five tournaments on the senior tour, whatever it is.
I never got a chance to ask him.
Yeah.
You play, what's your favorite gambling game?
You play blackjack?
You play, what's your game?
I like slots.
You like, same.
So do I.
I love slots.
I fucking love them.
What's your favorite one?
I like the fire.
What do you ever play those fire?
Triple cash.
Fucking bomb.
Double goals.
Yeah.
Sevens.
Oh, there's nothing better.
The new machines.
nothing better than just sitting there with a fucking, I hate to say it.
Like, sometimes you go full D-Gen mode.
It's okay.
You know, you're a successful guy.
You know, I have success, whatever.
It's okay once in a while, say, fuck it.
Go to the casino and be a D-Gen for fucking 10 hours and sit there.
There's nothing more than I'd rather have a machine paying me than trying to get a guy or a girl playing blackjack paying me.
Right.
You know?
And I've come up with a new deal on slot machines.
They haven't done it yet.
I'm going to announce it right now.
What do you got?
And we're going to own the patent on this.
What do you got?
So if you're playing high.
them in slots.
When you hit a jackpot, they should be playing
your favorite song. Knock this ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding crap, right? I fucking love that.
They can do it because it's all computer generated.
And iTunes, I mean, you can do it on BMI and ASCAP.
This is where BMI and ASCAP.
So you're saying you hit the jackpot, it's not the ding, ding, ding,
what song is playing then for you?
And here's a deal. Here's my point.
Here's my point.
They've got to pay that jackpot in less than eight bars.
Yeah.
Because if they don't, ASCAP, BMI, and,
and all that, they're getting their money.
Yeah.
So if you got your favorite song,
they should be able to type it in the, in the, in the, in the, in a little slot machine.
So like, plug the song in before you start playing.
Before you start playing.
You hit a jackpot.
Like pot.
They play your favorite song.
That's dope.
But this is a way casinos could play your jackpot quicker.
And then people.
Now, there is a lot of,
a lot of casinos that you can type your code in.
What would be your go-to, like, celebration track?
You've got to keep it internal.
You got, you got, John Daly by the way, is one of the most talented musicians.
This is what people don't.
Oh, no, I suck.
I suck in music.
Really?
Hit it hard?
I swear to God, I fuck with that.
Pretty, hit him hard.
I'll sing you the whiskey and water out.
It's better.
Is that new?
Yeah, it's coming out in two weeks.
How do you hear it right now?
Can't.
It's coming out in two weeks.
Well, this show comes out Wednesday.
So what's that in two days?
So it comes on about a week and a half.
I'll sing you all the songs.
Well, I mean, don't worry about me.
We worry about the fucking five million people watching this fucking thing.
I'm a golfer.
I'm not a music.
I beg to differ.
John is.
You don't switch seats?
Yeah.
Yeah, because he, we both had to piss.
snuck in some piss breaks.
No, but John, I really want to know about your, like, gambling story
because, like, I heard you shut down a casino.
Is that true?
Well, I didn't shut down a casino.
What happened?
A friend of mine did.
How does one shut down a casino?
Should we take those shots, by the way?
They got a lot of money.
What are these?
These are, they're pussy shots.
They're called their green tea.
Oh, what is this?
This is like North Washington, Arkansas.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
Get back there.
Thank you.
But wait.
I'm going to change.
I have to change.
I want to ask this question.
Back to slot machines, real quick.
Can you pass that to, Kyle?
So slot machines, you go in,
you're in a dangerous mindset.
John Daly's feeling fucking good.
How much cash you bring it in there,
whatever the marker is, whatever,
and what is your bet on per pull on a slot machine
when you're playing dangerous?
Well, I mean, I used to play the, you know,
in Vegas, I'd play the $5,000 slot machine to win,
but I got smart.
So the $5,000 slot machine means what?
You're putting in what?
Every time you pull it, how much is that?
5,000.
Oh, my God.
It's one pool.
$5,000 spends?
It was a double diamond machine.
And when it came out of this, probably don't hold me to this, but I think it might have been the first $5,000 slot machine.
But I played $200, $300 a pool.
Yeah, but back to the $5,000 slot machine.
If you hit the fucking mega boomer, what is that paying off?
A fucking trillion dollars?
$2.8 million.
What's the biggest hit you ever had in that $5,000 pull?
$2.8 million.
whoa baby
but I probably put seven in it
to win it you can't beat the house
you can't beat the house you can't be the house you can never beat the house
you can't what
now you can never beat the house
well I mean it's process for you to lose
I'm full send dot com question
kind of back with Sleem's question about
Kerry Packard closed the
the desert end down
and that's why it became the win
I mean
so Carrie Packard shut down the win
Meaning what?
He wants so much money?
Remember the Desert Inn?
No.
The Desert Inn is where the win is now.
Okay.
We used to play Las Vegas Country Club there,
and I wasn't going to tell the story,
but I witnessed it,
and Greg Norman will back it.
Going there, I was going to go,
you know, and the Desert Inn was great
because you could pull your car around
and go right to the BIP room
and right to your room.
They give you the key right out of the door,
and Carrie Pack came in there,
playing the pro-am with...
Greg Norman I was in there that morning I pulled in and want me about 150 ground the
slots I'm gonna put my stuff up maybe play nine holes whatever we'll carry and
Norman walk in and hey Kay wants to meet you hello mate whatever and he goes hey come
watch come watch his gamble a little bit I watch him lose 8.2 million in less than
three hours and goes to the cage I got my little
you know back then you got the coins and crap and you got a little cash or whatever but what i
wanted but he goes in and um uh he always had guys that had cash on him right briefcases
so the lady at the thing goes uh uh carry says let me let me write you a check i'm gonna play golf
tomorrow or play this play gamble again tomorrow we prefer cash as guys fork out a little bit
a lot of money i'll see you tomorrow jd come back
Make a long story short
He hit him for $52 million the next day
What the fuck?
We'll write you a check
Oh no, no, no, no, no, baby
They had to borrow money to pay him
And Steve Wynn popped in there
And build the win
No way
Holy shit
Damn
Yeah, I mean with the gambling stuff
Like what was the biggest
Like bet you ever had
Like golfing with someone
Like the biggest you ever bet
Prop bet
There's got to be a couple prop bets you made
Like $35,000 a hole
Mm-hmm
A hole
Wow.
Oh, and what was the most you've ever won?
Oh, about six, seven hundred grand.
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Wow.
So when you were at your peak of, for those who can't experience the high-stakes treatment that these casinos would give you,
were you one of those guys that when you came in playing high-stakes, those $5,000 machine,
where they, like, rolling out the red carpet and do whatever the fuck he wanted?
Of course.
Yeah.
And this is probably in a different time.
What was in the 80s, 90s?
oh 90s 90s yeah mid 90s less rules less no i mean i quit playing blackjack because i lost my ass and
and now you can only play three hands back then you used to be able to play seven so you had your
own table you know you could give people money and say hey play when i tell you to play yeah
you know now it's three hands right it's it and and in the long run at seven hands you've got a chance
to win why is that because you're
The odds are kind of against them.
It's an odd number.
Plus, you're playing seven hands.
Four out of three is better than one out of three.
Right.
You know, I mean, it's, and they quit that about probably 15 years ago.
Yeah.
Do you know why did they quit it?
Because a lot of people were kicking their ass.
Right.
Jeff Ma, we had, I had a podcast back on the Jake.
Jeff Ma, they made that movie 21 about him.
Yeah, I watched that movie.
Yeah, so he can't get in.
Great movie.
I was with.
Which character is he in that movie?
I don't know the, I mean, I don't know.
Well, was he the one.
that was going for law
for law and then
who was the main character in their
unbelievable character
I think he was one of the main players
he's the main kid
he was one of the main kid he was one of the main
he was Asian I don't this is why I don't
because he's an Asian guy
I know I know you're talking about him
the main guy was a white American
They made him white instead
They made him white
21 though was
That was probably
Yeah they made him white
The movie 21 was about the
The guy who took down the house
Yeah yeah
the great actor
Kevin Spacey was the
Kevin Spacey that's right
By the way Kevin Spacey got a lot of trouble
though Kevin Spacey's gone now
He's canceled
He's not suspended
Kevin Spacey
You're on my team buddy
I love you
I'll tell you what though
Kevin Spacey I think he did some
I think he did some sketchy ass shit
You might want to track that statement
But at the same time
His acting skills
Was Kevin Spacey and House of Cards
Is a fucking
You seen that show?
Kevin Spacey American Beauty
Was
He played the bat
he played unbelievable acting when he limped
what did he do what was that movie
he touched little boys I think he fuck with little boys
oh he's out yeah that's what I bet John
that's why I'm backing you up
that's just like all right
that's one thing where it's like you're actually
getting cancer I'm out of that
Joe's like no I promise you John
John I promise you no I think he was
you're gone Camas Space if you did that
exactly yeah no but he was I'll tell you what
Kevin Specy was a great
yeah that's how you get canceled when you start
rubbing little dicks and fucking shit
I will give him that but the greatest actor
Unfortunately, he had to go down the road.
Is he worse than the Catholic priest?
I think they're all in the same.
What do you think he's just, like, doing right now?
Right now, Kevin Spacey's probably sitting on his residuals, you know, and he's probably
just chilling, he's probably, he's probably pretty upset that he made the decision
in life, but he's probably, I don't know, don't know.
How can you do that?
I mean, look, everybody has their vices.
It depends on certain areas.
There's vodka in the world, not to even think about that.
Yeah, I know, it's pretty sketchy.
That's fucking weird.
It's like, you actually know, acting wise, my favorite actor of all the time.
Are you a big movie guy?
Love him.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
was the
you don't know
nobody really knows
Philip Seymour Hoffman
that means you're gay
but it's okay
you can say that now
I don't know who the hell
that is the world
you're gay it's okay
who is that
man I'm gonna get
reamed with the comments
here
I get killed in these comments
now now I'm like
I might have
my mom has to be like
Bob why do you have
6,000 comments
on your Instagram page
and you're gay
I'm like mom
it's the internet
that's why
does your mom
it's okay to be gay
though
I'm like please
does your mom see
the comments and shit
I don't think
she just ignore
but you don't
You don't get reamed no more.
Well, until you today I got reamed.
Bro, he used to get reamed a lot.
I got canceled.
I get a lot of cancel talks.
And people don't understand your humor.
I have real companies sometimes that I'm trying to work with.
And then they read all the comments, cancel Bob.
It's not a good look.
So I'm sure I'm just making it worse.
Yeah, he's fucked up.
I told my beautiful woman, Anna, if Angelina Jolie ever fell in love with John Daly, I'm leaving her.
Wow.
Because that's my favorite.
So your top,
your one girl that you would,
is your wife here or no?
Yeah,
yeah.
You think your wife
would give you a hall pass
right now if Angelina walked in?
Yes.
She would?
Yeah.
Would she want to maybe get in the mix?
I feel like she was.
You are a sick,
you know what?
I know.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying,
I'm asking.
Sometimes like you know,
if you,
here's a deal,
at the end of the day,
you fuck the same woman every single day
for the rest of your life,
it gets a little boring.
And so what I'm saying is what I'm trying to do.
I'm like four months in with my girl.
I don't think so either.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Prove me wrong, Salim.
All you got to do is dye her hair.
Dyer hair?
No, but time of that.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Change it up.
Like, hey, that's a legendary.
When I went from a Burnett to a blonde, I go like, hey, I feel like I'm getting strange.
It's beautiful.
Cheers to that.
That's awesome.
I mean, you have to, like, role play a little bit.
Maybe you play, like, massage therapist at times.
No, she's a massage therapist.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's another thing.
You ever do the tuggies?
Do you ever go to the massage store?
I know you are definitely a dog in those things.
Yeah, John, no, John had to have gone.
John still goes to a place 100%.
I generally want to know.
I used to.
Before I met her.
Oh, yeah.
No, of course, of course.
John.
I love honored deaths.
I would never cheat on it.
Shall we bring out all the vices of you?
But I will do.
I will say I've been to some Japanese massage partners.
Oh, so, oh, of course.
I mean, yeah.
I have no idea what any of you were talking about.
The baby oil on the rafts?
Oh, my God.
On the what?
On the, on the, they put.
the rafts down in Japan and they put the baby all over me they give you the crazy you've been to
one in Japan yeah you've been doing I like the ones they're the best and they give the best
massages in the world and probably I hope the PGA shirt don't get mad they give really good
happy endings yeah I mean look at the end of day time out you know it's what they do
were you were you doing a lot of those happy endings back in the day when you were single yeah
I mean yeah I mean how was it how was it with the you know the women obviously
like you had you had the swagger
in the golf game. No, I mean
a guy's going to do what a guy's going to do when he's single.
So you were ripping all everything.
I'm paying $300 for a beautiful massage
and not having to pay $10 million.
I'm happy.
Well, you know what I had?
That and other things as well.
You were gripping and ripping it.
It's not like I got her phone number or anything.
No, no, no, no.
It's strictly just business.
It's just strictly business.
You know, they're making theirs.
John, I wanted to ask you, we talked about it off.
but like what's your like philosophy on marriage yes i found what you said it's a license to hate
somebody wait wow wow wow wow wow wow what it's happening i don't go go yeah can you elaborate
on that elaborate please in this day and age if i would have been if i had gotten married in the
80s that was the best women in the world how so they cook they clean and they were loyal the 90s
when i got married and stuff all they cared about was having kids and dangling them over you for
your divorce how do you think that changed better
I don't know, just time, I guess.
Society, society changed.
Society changed.
Were you frustrated with that?
I mean, back in the 90s,
were you frustrated on how women were changing?
You know what I mean?
Like, it wasn't the same?
You know, I always looked at my mom like she was an angel.
She was like, I always wanted to find a woman
and honors like my mom.
Like your mom.
She cooks, she cleans, she takes care of me,
she takes care of the kids,
best lady I've ever had in my life.
She's one of a kind.
It doesn't happen anymore in this day and age.
And that's the advice.
I said to get to my son, you know, we win the golf tournament.
Now there's going to be probably a few women coming at him for the wrong reasons.
You know, and my son, he's, he's an angel.
He doesn't drink.
He doesn't smoke.
I told my son, little John, you do the opposite of daddy.
You're going to be great.
How many marriages?
Four?
Four?
Yeah.
What were the mistakes?
I mean, obviously now that you have, like, kind of a mindset where, like...
And by the way, your wife is the greatest fucking lady in the world.
She's a vet.
Your wife is, I want to say this real quick, Sleam, the greatest fucking woman in
the world. I will say that
1,000%. She is. What was the problem with
other marriages if you don't like to ask me? But Happy Eddings, once in a while
are still allowed, no?
Make sure you add me at JD Zinks.
J.D. Zinks, add JD Zinks.
Right now you're going to get some dudes slider DMs, you know?
Perfect. I love it.
You know what's funny?
Yeah, I'll answer that, but you know what's funny?
How guys get pissed off when...
That's me. That's me. That's me.
When other guys look at their wives or girlfriends
because they're so hot.
See, that's a compliment
Yeah, but what if they are trying
To fuck them
I mean, if it's a trying
That's her
Exactly, yeah, exactly
But what if she fucks them
Why don't we get jealous of that?
Then that just means it just wasn't meant to be, right?
I don't think you should worry about it
Exactly
So you never get worried about those things
I could give two shits
I could give two shits about it
So I mean, what was it about your other marriages
That didn't, if you don't mind me asking you
That didn't work in your eye
It was them, not me
I didn't change.
Let's not go down that road
I'm going to change subjects
We don't need to talk about it
No, no, I don't change
I generally want to know this
Buddy, tuck your chain into your chair
Have I ever changed?
The chain is changing me a little bit
I do the same thing
I like simple food
I love Hooters
I do love Taco Bell too
I gotta say that but
But I haven't changed
In 55 years of my life
And what men are so stupid at is
A woman falls in love with them
for the way they met them the way they are the way they were
as soon as you sign that license to hate somebody they want to change you
how hard is it though too how i don't i don't buy it i just i say no why do you think
they sign those things to hate them i mean explain that because men are stupid to get
married what are those reasons of why would your advice be to like us to like never get
married well i'm actually honestly asking here's a question so if you find a beautiful
woman that you're going to marry say okay what would what would you want me to do different
and they'll go oh honey nothing don't worry about it you're great but once that's signed
i see what you're saying yeah i mean majority of women yeah so is it like is it is it
committing to them like or is it just making it like legally officially marriage that
we're stupid we commit early no like i'm saying like is it legally committing that
changes everything or is it just committing to them or is it the legal part you're going to ask
them. I'll tell you what a performance with Tiger
last weekend it was. It was such
a great performance with Tiger.
Unless you find a true love that
you know that will you both
a marriage ends because
it's both parties. A marriage begins
because it's both parties.
I think nobody
fucking knows until you just fucking need the right one.
I'm asking like honest advice
while I get the chance. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. I'm getting honest advice
how I get the fucking chance.
Shut up, Bob. All right. I'm sorry.
No, like, no, but like.
Just keep wearing the fake chain.
I know, I mean, what is, John, I mean, what is a cigarette?
What is something, what is something that does change?
Your wife is now straddling some girl.
Well, that's my girlfriend.
See, that's a key thing.
Whoa.
You find somebody you love very much, you, and her best friend's a girlfriend, then you got it made.
It's awesome.
I mean, no, but like, wait, so what?
Yeah, go ahead.
You're too young to understand this conversation.
No, no, no, I want you to explain this because, like, I don't even know where to transition.
I want to know, Bob.
Yeah.
You have your stunts and everything
This just took a turn though
Thank you John
No but like
I want to know
What his wife is just pointing a gun at me right now
So that's why I want to know
I want to know what the things that were changed
Once you got married that you realize
That was like what the fuck
You know what I mean like
They change
Especially when you have kids
They change
They change
So what is that
What is it that they do that changes
They want to change you
They want you to be their puppet
what about if a girl they don't love you anymore for how they met you
fuck it i'm taking over they take control and especially if you have kids
well we'll talk off i have a question to ask you and that's from experience and don't
get me wrong i mean i love women don't get me wrong but there's so many women a lot more women
take advantage of men in a relationship when they marry them do you think that's a subconscious thing
meaning like they just
They want the security
but they still want the freedom
of how they met you
So John would your
Would your advice be to like
If you like a girl
Just kind of commit to her
But don't actually like make it official
Like marriage wise
How so?
I'm asking like
Let her love you
Let her love you
And give it time
Let her love you
He's coming from the heart though
You already love her
Right
He loves you
Well make sure she loves you
Yeah I love my woman
So you think that once a woman cheats
She's completely
Gone
She's gone
So you're able to replace that woman
Without even thinking about her
You know in the future as well
And be a man about it
Just don't show any emotions
Act like you don't care
Just go on with your life
God made so many beautiful women in this world
There's another one waiting for you
So there's only one that exists
Your life and it is your wife
Right yes it took
She's getting closer to you John
And closer and closer
as you talk about this topic.
You should see Catherine get close to me tonight.
Yeah, there's a lot of beautiful women always around you.
So, I mean, what's, John, what's, yeah, what's good tonight?
What's, what's one thing?
Fucked up.
What, what, I mean, what, what's one thing that's in your gut that's like, okay, I think
this is a woman that I would totally trust that I know that's loyal, that I know I could
marry or, I mean, that cannot be married.
I mean, who knows?
I mean, whatever your views are.
like what's one thing about them that's like okay I could kind of figure them out in a way
when I first met on it I developed a cigarettes and what was that meeting I knew we were
gonna be together forever I knew I knew that in my life I was gonna die I'll die in her arms
you back off really yeah and it was none it took a lot it took a lot of relationships and it took
a lot of headaches and all that stuff and we got beautiful kids but I knew when I when I met her
I would probably die in her arms.
Oh, I love that, John.
That's amazing.
I love that.
I love that.
I know it's boring for you because you're a sick man.
No, I'm not a sick man.
No, I'm not a sick man.
Who knew this would turn into fucking relationship advice for that?
Here I was trying to talk about the big victory against Tiger Woods.
And we're talking about fucking hand jobs and fucking whatever it is.
Bob, that's usually.
No, but like, I was talking with John, like, he just had so much good advice that I was like, I don't know.
You guys are young, man.
I mean, I'm the old man here.
shit i got to deliver presents friday night okay wait do you play by the way you do kind of you can pull off
you you look like santa i am santa really but it in about two more leaves i'm gonna be a bad
oh my god i'll tell you what here's a what is that no like kyle was kyle whispered something
to me i didn't whisper shit well bob okay since you want to get off the topic of all the shit
that we're talking about we'll go back to golf all right how was it like playing with your
I mean, that must be a great feeling.
By the way, he's here. We're the fucking, we got to get him in here.
It's the greatest.
How do we get John in here?
I'll step out.
Could John step in with you guys?
It's the greatest.
How was it?
It's the greatest.
Every year, we've done it for six years.
It's the greatest.
He's out?
Like, I mean, I still.
He's actually trying to build a real golf career and not want to talk about hand jobs and all those things.
God, it's smart man over there.
Smart man.
Yeah, no, how was it?
I mean, obviously you beat Tiger, Tiger and Charlie.
How was it, you know, getting that victory, playing with your son, everything like that?
I mean, Clem, it's the greatest.
I mean, me and Little John play a lot of golf,
but when it's competitive like it was,
I mean, you got so many great, like I said,
I don't know how many majors, I'm guessing 78
in that whole field last week.
I might be way above beyond what it really is,
but, and to be able to play amongst people
that you idolize, like a Leachervino, a Gary player,
Jack Nicholas has played it with his son, his grandson,
son. It's just the greatest two days, well, four days because we played two pro-ams,
but just to be able to play with my son in a heat of the battle and to win something like
that is, it's something that's a memory that lasts forever.
Of course.
Every dad in the world would love for their son to be able to do that.
That's the most amazing feeling.
Well, there's basketball or football or anything in the world, but how hard it was, if I didn't get cussie and my son,
he wouldn't be playing golf today
really he would not be playing golf today
what's one thing that like surprised you
in that whole tournament
that John Daly's second did
I mean he carry a show
did he get people were saying he carry the show
did you offer much value in this whole victory or
all right
you're off the show you're off the show
I'm sorry I was being a job
you know hang on I'm over here I was popping your son up
that was it I was hey can little John take your place
yes he can he can come in I try to get him in
I'll tell you this my son
put it so great the first
day and daddy John here
Santa did not show him one
very good line the first day
I hit some good drives
hit some good iron shots for him but the second day
Santa was on
I showed him good lines
I hit some great drives and I
hit some great iron shots
that's amazing but he still
putted better than I did
and that's why he put second
what's the strongest part of his game
everything
his short game is so awesome
and I'm still trying to figure out
where he got his hands from.
Maybe from the Japanese tuggies.
Oh, my God.
You know how to use your hands pretty well,
but different categories,
but his,
mine kind of went off the beaten path a little bit.
His is all golf.
I love it.
I love it.
So you think what is his,
how does he,
what stage is he at right now in his career?
Is he going into the PGA?
What's the deal?
You know,
I love him,
my son,
and we preach it to him.
You go junior golf,
you go college,
and after college,
we'll see what happens.
Because it's hard.
right to get to you have to go to the cue school
and all that shit it's it's so hard that's a hard
yeah man that's hard
you know it's like
I take it as like the music business
I mean it's not it's not what you
it's not who you are what you are it's how good you are right
right but in music
what I've learned and I do it for a hobby
and I ain't worth a crap at singing
I don't karaoke that's bullshit I jammed out
I've actually fucked a girl to your song
but all the men and women I've met in music
I can't tell you that.
Sorry.
All the men and women I'm at music, they're so great,
and they don't have record deals.
They don't have labels.
It's the same thing as the PGA tour,
trying to get on that tour,
especially now because you have a Q school now
that you've got to be on the corn fairy tour
or the PGA to get a card,
and you're not guaranteed to play more than 15 tournaments a year.
It's hard.
Yeah.
It's hard.
Independent contractors, too, as well.
Is that a one thing?
That's what we are,
but when the PGA tournaments.
you sign that deal, which is good.
They protect you and they kind of own you.
But that's a good deal.
What is your, you can look back at your whole entire career,
all the success you've had.
What's the one moment obviously?
You probably could ask us.
The moment that stands out the most,
you're like, fuck, I'm proud of that moment.
Watching my three kids born.
No, but golf only.
I love that, but golf only.
Yeah, I mean, that's the greatest thing.
What was your one golf accomplishment that was like,
that was it?
Well, for me, it was the British Open.
and now I have to say the Open
because that's what they want you to say.
But 95 to see if I could do it again
to win another major.
British Open at 95.
Oh, this is amazing.
At St. Andrews.
That's amazing.
It wasn't our clip that we did on the Internet?
Wasn't that one?
Can we watch that Bob clip?
No, that was a PJ.
It wasn't strange.
Bob.
I didn't know you were mad at that, by the way.
John, I didn't know that you were mad at that.
And by the way, thank John Daly
for being a loyal, fucking, amazing dude.
I FaceTime you hammered last night.
at like, I didn't know you were still playing.
I faced him you on the 17th hole, I think.
Hey, that's okay. Donald Trump called.
Hey, Donald Trump called me when we were getting our trophies.
Yeah, Matt, you took his call.
I'm really mad you took his call over mine.
You got to take that.
You got to take that.
You got to take that.
Are you a big Trump guy?
I love him.
Yeah.
I love him.
You think he's going to run again?
Yes.
You think he's going to win?
Yes.
Why is that?
Because he's the best.
We were on the golf channel on NBC, and Trump, I'm talking to Trump.
I'm talking to Trump.
They said, we got six minutes, so I called him back.
Okay.
And he's saying, oh, man, you and Little John, all about Little John, of course, which I love.
I love him.
He loves my son.
He loves me.
And I call him Daddy Trump.
I've never called him Mr. President.
But he just says, what a great win.
That's awesome.
We love you.
Our family loves you.
Did you know him prior?
I met him in 92.
Where'd you meet him?
In Massachusetts, it was a tour event.
He came in and flew his helicopter and played a pro am with me.
How was that?
It was awesome.
And we went on the back porch for about two or three hours, and he didn't drink.
He doesn't drink at all, yeah.
No, I thought we were going to have drinks together.
So you were just slamming cocktails.
But when we left that balcony, he says, I will be president of the United States one day.
Really?
Yeah.
Just randomly?
That was 92.
92 or 92 or 92?
Just randomly said that, or do you guys talking about politics?
I will be president of the United States one day.
We didn't talk much about that, but.
Yeah, it is crazy how he always said he would do it.
Yeah.
How is he as a golfer?
I got to work on a short game.
His putting's good.
His chippings needs a little work.
Now I'll get a little John to help him.
I need work and chipping.
He needs to work on his team.
Yeah, that's a very...
It's a hard part, man.
It's a hard part.
It's the hardest part of golf.
It's the hardest part.
How is the merch business doing for you?
You were very successful in merch.
You've saw a lot of the John Daly...
What is it?
What is, Ugly Golf or something?
Loudmouth.
Loudmouth.
We've got a loud mouth.
We've got a new owner, Andrew Siebert.
We're thriving.
We're getting our new websites up.
And he's awesome.
Love and Loudmouth.
And we got Chive.
I got Chive now.
Go to John Ely.
Chivalry.com.
I mean,
we're selling T-shirts left and right now.
So where do people go right now?
So how does that,
how does that licensing deal work, John, with Chive?
I give it to them.
They pay me a royalty.
It's awesome.
That's dope.
And where do they go to buy the shirts?
Give Johnny little plug here.
Where do we buy the shit on?
com to get all the,
and we do sell lady stuff.
I think the United States and the world doesn't understand.
We do sell scorch, scourts, short shorts for loudmouth.
We have a new owner.
We're just working on a new product.
And the chivalry is just awesome.
They're so great.
They get 38 million hits a month.
And you guys need to connect with them.
We should do like a full sender, a Happy Dad Loudmouth Collapse.
Yes.
Chive won't allow it, though.
Rezzie won't allow it.
Chive won't allow it.
Well, we got to talk about that.
I know.
Why are you got to cancel everything out, man?
I'm not canceling it out.
I'm just saying, I know John.
How did you become friends with this Bob guy, man?
We're talking about loudmouth.
Listen, I understand that, but I'm saying that John, I don't know if the chives.
John.
Oh, the chive will.
Will they loud will, yes.
Chive's not in charge of loudmouth, are they?
No, no.
Exactly.
So, Bob.
Okay.
I'm going to back off.
If you want to negotiate a Rip Magoo collab separately.
Bob, you're welcome to do that.
Free spirit at Buffalo.
I pitch John, John, a happy dad.
What's wrong with you?
I'm just down and out of you.
I'm just down and out.
since I lost Buffalo Wild Wings. I can't help it.
I'm sorry. No, now, see, now he's with the
Buffalo chicken sandwich at Hooters.
I've never...
John, you think you can close Bob a Hooters deal?
I tried once. I missed the meeting.
This is the thing. I missed the meeting.
That's always the story, bro.
Yo, Bob, you got to get your shit together, right?
We got to name Bob Passwater's. We'll let you talk to him
because everything's about me. You missed them. Wait, who
invited you from Hooters? No, I
self-created it. I got... I got, after our
three-year deal with B-dubs, I think it had something to do
you guys. I think Bdubs cut no okay no because you're a little controversial and they
knew that Bob has said that Buffalo Owlings suck I'm I'll you just commented Kyle
Rittenhouse should give me his game used AR you did say that you did that's
don't blame me because I believe because I like to live a little bit on the edge and not
give a fuck okay and at times don't blame the Nock Boys no I'm not playing I'm just
telling you how did you ask how the story actually went down that I was you know
I was going trending a little towards Bob back to the legend don't John Daley
Edge of your content.
Unfortunately, he was kind of young at what he was doing,
and he took the first offer,
and it was just a bad offer.
Hooters' wings are 10 times better
than anybody's wings in the country.
I will say these are pretty good wings.
Yeah, if you want to try and build your own,
you can go to most grocery stores and buy the wing.
You can buy Hooters' wings sauce.
I don't see Buffalo Wild Wings in Publix or Walmart or Sands.
Buffalo Wild Wings would never let us do this.
Buffalo Wile Wings sucks.
I'm sorry.
Like Hooters?
Shout out to Hooters, honestly, for,
clearing out the whole
I see Hooters sauces in grocery stores
and guess what I see Taco Bell sauces
in grocery stores now
No it's actually very nice to hooters to clear out the whole
Backer
Hooters is the best
I love McDonald's back there's no better place
to watch football
I mean what else could you ask for you
Fucked up
You got racks you got wings
You got the boys you got beers
Oh man
I told you I did you a hooter listen
I'm here baby I'm here
I'm a I always look at
I think that
if truthfully even when I was with B-dubs
if I was standing in the middle of the road
and there was a Hooters on my right
and there was a Buffalo Wild Wings on my left
I am so fast going to the right
to Hooters. Let's let me ask you this question.
And whoever's listening to handles all their
marketing and budgets. That's how I feel.
So I'm going to do an interview on you right now.
Yeah, go ahead John.
So like when you signed the deal with Buffalo Wild Wings,
how much of that food did you eat before you signed the deal?
I have never eaten the food at Buffalo Wild Wings
I ate the food once
You're a cap
cap
I ate
Anybody got a blue cap
What do you mean
He's no
He's asking
For that reason
For me to give that answer
Once
I didn't sign the deal
So I'm gonna back up to my
I'm gonna back up to my future a little bit
So when I won the PGA with PING
Right
Wilson signed me 92
Yeah
Do you know how long it took me
To get the clubs right
That I wanted for Wilson
Yeah but we're different
You already had an established thing
I was like smoking crack
No no no it's not any different
No it's not
his taste and it's talent.
It's tiny different bottom.
Yeah, but you could be more picky.
There's a difference.
No.
No, it was a big deal for Wilson.
Yeah.
But I said, if you can make me a club that can compare to that ping, then I'll play it.
Right.
But you're comparing it to like, hey, I want to experiment the product at Hooters before I jump on board with you.
That's your show.
No, I'm asking you a question.
Did you test the product before you sign with him?
Fuck no.
They offered me a pretty good bag to go in there and say 26 sauces seasonings and roar at the end of a commercial.
And I was like, that's it's it.
I didn't like their food.
Their food is not great.
You like their food.
No, I strictly took it for the bag.
You ever ate there.
I ate there once and I vomited every for four hours after that.
You're just really selling this hooter's deal now.
Try it everything.
You know there's a chance.
It's a slim chance here.
You got John and that's it.
You ate beat-ups every day.
No, I will say, no, honestly, the hooters, I crush like four or five of those things.
Pretty good.
Actually, really good.
Bob has a chance of pulling tonight.
Yeah.
I mean, their weight staff here is amazing.
They do a great job.
Definitely, I mean, if you're...
You actually ate some Hooters food.
Yeah.
I might get another one.
I did.
I told you how good it was.
You didn't believe me.
It's the best.
It's the best.
It's the best 100%.
What is the plan tonight, boys?
I mean, we're in Clearwater, Florida.
We get into some trouble?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We flew all the way out here.
Kyle, Kyle talks a good game.
Kyle doesn't like to get me.
See, John, me and you would be like,
fuck it.
Let's go out.
I'm down to go out.
Let's go out.
I'll be in bed watching fucking whatever it is.
Buddy, you snuck off the whole beginning of the night.
Me and John Revin chats.
You were FaceTiming your girl in there and shit.
So you're saying...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he has a girl?
No, I'm sure.
I don't know what he was doing.
Guys, you know what to do now?
This is the cutting process where we edit all this stuff out here.
I'm going through some...
I'm working.
I'm trying to see if there's a girl out there.
We'll see.
You know, keep it in, Cole.
Yeah.
No, I'm joking.
Honestly, I'm down for whatever.
This whole part gets clipped.
What should we do?
What should we do, John, tonight?
well I'm drinking
should we stay here
should we
is there another local hot spot
because I really got to take a pee
oh you do
well the cool thing about the full set
podcast is there's no fucking rules John
so you get up and you take a pee
John go take a piss if you want
can I take a pee
go
go bring Steinie in
you're normally Anna has a cup
for me
you know Bob
Bobby let's keep it going
yeah Bob
sit down
bro
sit down
of course Stein
I have to take a pee too
uh oh this idiot
yo okay guys so
so he's been waiting on his chance this whole night
we got uh stiny you guys know stony obviously
rats Steve's assistant
what's good terrible what the fuck
I was gonna have your back I think you're like you're doing a good job this episode
I'm honestly impressed with you
impressed with me this is the best you've done yeah
I'm impressed when you're wearing chains that are not yours
that's when I'm impressed oh yeah I know I know Bob's rocking it right now
I'm quote-unquote impressed.
I'm not kidding you, I go to order a drink from the server
and her phone light-ups.
Make sure you clip this so he could post it on his Instagram, quote-unquote.
That's what he wants, so.
Yeah, he went in.
You had a script, eh?
No, her phone lights up, she's right there.
Oh, thank you.
And she'll even tell you, but her phone lights up and it's DM, Bob Menry.
Let's go out tonight.
I just did.
Yeah, see, it's real.
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, my God.
That's fine.
It's whatever.
Should we get Riley on the pod?
Yeah, right, maybe you come in here.
Yeah, sit down, sit down, sit down.
Sit down.
I honestly suggest that you don't.
We're at Hooters, we're at Hooters.
Wait, so what was the draw?
So he put you on the story?
Yeah, he did.
But he didn't tag me.
He didn't tag you?
But is that how you find out, like, who he is and then you see his followers and shit?
He pulled it up and I was already following him, so that was embarrassing?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
How does that happen?
That's rare.
So was that a plus for you right there?
The fact that you already followed him?
No, that was embarrassing.
Did you not know you're already following him?
No.
Did you know who he was when he saw him or no?
Yeah, I knew who he was, but I didn't know I was following him.
Is he an attractive man?
Yeah.
So he has a chance or no?
I thought we were going to go out.
Wait, no, no, but does he have a chance to talk to you?
Yeah, we can hang out.
Do you see his chain?
No.
It's not his.
It's not his, yeah.
Who do you borrow it from?
You?
Yeah.
So maybe we'll go out tonight.
It's not his.
You love calling him out, don't you?
Yeah.
Whatever.
Fuck it.
Stey's.
Do you guys enjoy Hooters?
Yeah.
How about my service?
Did you eat the food?
What's your, uh, what's your favorite item on the menu?
Um, daytime wings.
What's that?
Daytona wings.
You guys ate before this?
I notice you guys don't have any gluten-free shit on the menu.
I think we do.
You do?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Did you guys eat before this?
Like, what's that?
Is you guys eat before this or no?
Yeah.
It's fire.
Way better than B-Dohs.
The wings are really good.
I'm not going to lie.
Bell, those are from fucking firewings.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, I want to eat all of those.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I took your seat.
Here, he keeps there.
What?
No, what?
No, I'm going to chill now.
Come here.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
I'm not going to lie.
No, we need the legend.
You want me off or what?
It's John Daly, man.
Get out of the chair.
He calls the shots.
Yo, get out of the chair, bro.
Stiney said, I didn't forget you.
Does anybody's guess to it, too?
No, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, come in here.
Yo, give me my shit back, though.
Little John.
Give me my shit back.
Stiley's, uh...
I have no confidence.
I was trying to talk to you earlier.
I have no confidence.
That's mine.
Well, he doesn't have confidence because he doesn't have a chain.
That's why.
Yeah, I know.
That's mine.
No, nobody calls me that.
Just him.
But that's mine, by the way.
Hey, shit.
But, uh...
Staniy, you're short as a fucking weasel, man.
Just get out of here.
What are you doing out of here, man?
Are you tripping me like that?
Bro, no, because we want John.
We want John Daly on.
He's coming in here.
Get John Daly on.
This guy's a legend.
We don't need you in here.
This guy was my boy before.
I don't give a fuck.
You've FaceTimed him with you.
Yeah, I FaceTime because.
No.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, we got to give him a little.
No, but John Daly is a legend.
All right, give him a shot.
Give him a shot.
This is my guy.
Yo, this is my guy.
All right, here's what we're going to do.
So, like, you don't need John Daly's songs?
Yeah, we used to, bro, we face timed every day when COVID first hit.
Me and Bob.
We used to just FaceTime.
John, do you know him?
Yeah, it's my guy.
Just make a trick.
You can't give me that?
No, I'm just making sure.
You can't give me that way.
I'll give it to you.
We'll test you.
Follow me on this new song I got, right?
You have a new one?
Yeah.
A whole new album.
I know the old one.
That's the thing about a cold beer.
Yeah.
On a Friday night, when it hits your lips, it'll feel just right.
If you have too many, it can get ugly.
Make you say and do some things that you don't mean
That's the thing
About a guitar
Six rusty strings
O five in a tip jaw
Make you move to Nashville
To chase your dreams
It'll make you pull your heart out
When you sing
That's the thing about the things we love
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
I don't know.
Even if we wanted to, we can't give him.
Are you doing the whole song?
It's anything and everything and every single part of who we are.
Fucking ain't.
Who we want to be.
That's the thing.
Okay, you're out.
You don't know the song.
No, I know the song.
You're in a good family, though.
That's why.
You must be like zero to a hundred.
I want to ask you one thing, though, before I go.
It's crazy.
No, I know.
I don't know, but I have to ask him one question, then I'll go.
Go ask him, get your...
You're being an asshole, bro.
Guys, guys, guys, make sure the cameras are on so that he gets his Instagram clip.
Let's just make sure that's on.
He's even going on the gram.
No, no, it's going to go on the gram for sure with his 74, right?
Or 75?
Are you out of 100?
He's running up on triple digits.
He's kind of running up after that Gabe posts.
I don't even close nothing.
I don't get no tag.
Stine's on the comma.
Well, no, no, he needs no, he needs Gabe to get followers.
I remember going to tag.
Gabe gets tagged on there.
Okay.
Steinie's going to pop off.
Yeah.
He'll pop off.
He'll pop off.
He'll pop off.
The only guy don't get love from is from you, bro.
I'm like,
you're my boy.
I love you, man.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you, but for you to disrespect John Daly and take a seat.
This is my dude.
It doesn't matter.
This is.
This is a,
no, but this is a golf legend.
You can't just take.
No.
I'm fucking wearing my shift.
I like Stiney style.
You took Santa Claus's a seat.
That's what you did.
Hey,
that way you can deliver the president.
I saw the belt, so I want to actually ask you this.
Where is the belt, honey?
I know, I wanted to walk in with that.
Show that.
Little John, we got both of them?
But I want to ask you this, seriously.
Oh, yeah, the bell.
Because I saw, uh, what's his name?
Oh, shit, yeah, can we bring the belts in?
What's, uh, what's Tiger's kid?
I'm just so inspired by John Day.
Yo, what's Tiger's kid?
Hmm?
Tiger's kid.
So, so Charlie, that kid, like, it's weird, but I feel like he has a lot of pressure on him, right?
Because he's Tigerwood's son.
Well, how about Little John having pressure?
That's what I'm saying.
How much pressure?
How much pressure?
People don't give John Daly the respect that he needs, man.
I mean, I feel like he-
How much pressure do you think is on your son right now?
Could I please hold that bell?
Is it fuck with him or no?
Here.
I need that. I need that. I need that. Give me that. No, but seriously, is there pressure on him or what? Is it bad?
Amazing.
And Little John love Charlie Woods.
He's so awesome.
He's young and he's got a hell of a game.
No, that's not paid for yet.
The boys aren't.
The greatest thing about the PNC is family-oriented.
And it's so awesome.
PNC, those guys are so awesome.
Tio McAllister, Alistair that did Bay Hill with Arnold Palmer for all these years.
We love him.
And for them to invite us for one is awesome.
But to be able to play four days ago,
off. We do pro-ams. We do a Thursday, Friday program, and we play Saturday and Sunday together
as a scramble is just for a father, I mean, little John loves it, but he wants to win, but for a
father, not only to have a son that that's good to be able to play in it, or do have a son
period that is playing it. I mean, it's just, it's the most televised event in golf, by the way.
Yeah, I've seen that. Shut the fuck up.
glad but for us as a father it's the greatest event on the planet it beats masters
US opens British opens and PG it's just a great feeling um to be able to spend that
much time with your son or your daughter now daughters can play sometimes but it's just it's
awesome to have all our family there to I wish Sean and Sierra could have been there but
to watch us win, but they got jobs
and they're a little older, but
it's the greatest thing in the world.
Yeah.
And Charlie's got all the tools.
I mean, he's got his dad's hands,
and little John, I don't know where he got his hands from.
Like the expectations are high or what?
Even going to Arkansas.
What I love about little John,
his expectations are himself.
And Charlie's not older enough to know what his are.
Sure.
You know, they say you live in the shadow of your family,
but I don't think in sports you do.
I think every child has a different talent that could rise above the talent of their dad
or they could go below.
We're waiting on Charlie.
I mean, Charlie's amazing.
We love him.
I mean, and my son, the way he works, he's got a great friend in Julian, who's the number
one player for Arkansas.
We've got a great team at Arkansas.
It's very competitive.
And Little John finally found out how good people are at golf.
Yeah.
Arkansas has one of the best teams in the country, and I can't find a better.
a place to have our coach
at Arkansas to have my
son play on probably
I think the Razorbacks are winning the NCAA
I really do. They're that good.
Low John's a beauty.
I just met him. Yeah, man.
I've seen that, I've seen that
on Instagram that bunker shot he hit
like it was like a fairway bunker.
Oh, the four. Two hundred twenty two years.
Amazing. It was just, it was just absolutely
spectacular, man. I like
dude, it was just like
I love sleep.
I just like, amazing.
back in the day
that would have been a little cut
six iron for me
but you know
that at his age
yeah
it's just amazing
and what he told
he told me
I mean he hits his two iron
what 260
he flies his two iron
272
that is
fucking amazing man
I want to do that
like that is like
wow
like especially out of a fucking bunker
oh it's phenomenal
lip outs and like
there's so much shit man
like and like
you want to come back
that's absolutely
Selfies right now.
Sheldry Stony, you're out.
Here.
Thank you for having me.
You got your Instagram clip.
Little John.
Liljohn.
Give me this fucking thing.
John, one minute.
I'll run it like a fucking Barbara Walters.
Don't worry.
No.
Here, this is the episode.
We've got to keep it clean for about five minutes.
No, no, for sure.
Well, I know he won't, but.
Oh, and I will.
That's the thing.
Let's keep it clean.
Let's keep it clean.
All right.
So a new member of the group in here.
By the way, new champion.
John
this man they said
he deserves all the credit
in the recent event
I said it earlier
I was a saddle
he was the horse
that's all I'm gonna say
who carried the fucking load
in the in the victory against
he did
you made your own birdies
first round my putter for sure
okay so your putter was on fire
what does that mean
I made everything
okay
everything I looked at
I didn't show any good lines
the first day I was awful
was it a lot of pressure
no because I've
we've been playing it
for five years so it was our 60 years so it was just you and your dad on the course exactly it wasn't
anyone else that was looking at you i mean what i mean i mean what do you think of when people are
watching you i mean what's the advice that your dad has given you i mean anything you know what i mean
what's the mindset you come into that when people are watching you you know what i mean like
because i mean that's a lot of pressure i mean like people are watching yeah i mean i was always a shy kid
but i mean i got used to it just being on tour with him i was homes school for six years but
The only pressure I fell on the tournament
was on, I think, the 16th hole
when I saw Tiger and Charlie Woods
on the leaderboard in the second place.
Did your asshole?
Sorry, I got to be clean.
Did you tighten up a little bit?
Sorry, John.
Did you tighten up a little bit
because of Tiger being right behind you guys?
After his shot on 16, no.
What did his shot in 16 mean
for the people that didn't watch?
What did he hit on 16?
Well, we have a one shot lead on 16 or two.
I think one shot on 16.
Well, going in 16, we were actually tied.
No, going to 16 had one shot lead,
but the woods were on a run
and we figured they birded 18
luckily they parted
but once you hit it to like a foot on 16
I knew it was over.
Yo, my question
like just...
A little seven iron from 152 into the wind.
You still got it?
Papa still got it.
Yeah, I mean...
Yo, does Charlie hit
like is he, like with his hits, right?
I mean, all the shots that he takes
I mean, is it...
Because I always see shots that are great
on Instagram, you know,
I didn't watch the whole...
Slems new to golf, by the way.
I'm new. I'm new. I'm new.
All I can tell you, Bob, is
if Charlie can hit it as solid as my son
in six years, and God bless him.
What's your end goal? What's your goal? Your goal is to be
PGA tour or everything?
More solid than any human being I've ever seen.
For sure.
What did you, what's the one quality that you learned from your father
in the, in the golf world that's kind of helped you
along the way? Like he said, do the opposite of him.
I'll be good.
perfect
hey at least you're honest
perfect but in all
seriously no no not do the opposite
him what's one thing that you learn from your dad
that growing up
watching his game or being around him
or whatnot what's one thing that you've
you've learned from him
uh short game
short game
all we do is just chipping putt when I was younger
you guys uh practice from the
the back and then all the way to the front
like you start from putting
and then you start chipping and then you start
From 100 yards, same thing.
When I was little, I'd take his driver and put him into my arms,
but we'd figure we'd get the short game down first before moving anything else.
Must have been great ripping that driver on.
Oh, yeah.
Do you hit as far as you dead?
When he was in college, no.
But distance doesn't matter these days.
What do you think about Bryson Deschambeau?
And he's going nuts, right?
He's swing speed and all.
Does he do it?
I feel like Bryson.
I want to ask you, both of you guys.
Bryson, do you think he's losing a little bit by going too fucking crazy with his long drive shit and all that?
I don't think so.
I don't know, but I looked at the monitor, the Masters,
was it last year he was at 200 or something?
Yeah, he was like 202, 205.
And I remember Nick Fowto was watching him,
and I go, Nick, I was at 220, man.
And that's with a ballad ball.
Wait, so you were the same.
No, if you put, I mean, I was carrying the ball like 3.30, 340.
Oh, my God, man.
that's fucking crazy
not even with a driver
I was with a two wood brassy
I love it
So that's where you look at your son
When he talks shit
And thinks he's better than you say
No he is better than I am
But I'm old
But Bryson
What he's doing is phenomenal
But Bryson
You know
Most of golf tournaments that I played
I hardly ever hit a driver
But in your prime
I hit one irons
Oh really
One irons
Yeah you guys used to have that
Back in the day
Damn
Yeah
PING one iron, mad flat thing about 300 yards and hello cut that thing about 280 into par five I don't know I feel as if you never had like a golf swing coach no I don't know you've never had it so it was just like yo I'm gonna figure the shit out myself
I mean what was one thing about your swing that was just working for you like that it was long back swing and it went long and we had 100 yard markers 150s and 200s and that was it because no because
nowadays like with my golf swing and everything it's like keep it short it'll go farther he just
wants a free golf lesson john he wants john i would love that i honestly would love that because i
want to get better i will give you slim i will give you a golf lesson where's kyle well kyle you have
the full sin golf the problem with the amateur golf is they never finish their back swing
they never they always stop at the rip cage or they stop okay now i understand injuries and
everything like but but you should be able to try and turn the club in your hip
as far as you can turn them to get power.
Especially the golf ball is so easy now.
It goes straight.
Try hitting a ballad ball.
I love to put a, and no disrespect to all the guys out there,
Tiger would agree.
Put a ballad ball.
Different technology.
And Bubba Watson, which he could probably still work it.
You put a ballad ball on all these big long hitters now, Bryson.
So you're saying at the prime, if everybody was lined up,
Bryson, you, all these long hitters in their prime,
you hit it further than all of them?
Oh, by far, I would.
That's what I like to fucking hear.
Ask Jason Zubak and Bobby Wilson and all those guys.
All right.
When I came out and they were long drive champions.
So you're the king of the long drive?
No, I'm the straightest long hitter that ever lived.
Amazing.
And the only reason why I say that, I don't brag on myself, but Tom Watson said that.
So I'm going with Tom Watson.
Amazing.
Do you, hey, by the way, wait, how old, wait, I wanted to.
Little John, we got one more.
Little John, I had one question for him, Kyle, real quick.
I had one question for you, little John
because little John, by the way, is the future
of fucking...
This guy gets hit's hard, man.
The future of golf.
Little John, baby, let's go.
What I'm saying is...
I can't ask the question I want to say because we have to be clean.
Fuck, I was going to say, how much
more something did you get
after the victory? But social media
wise, didn't you have a...
After winning with your dad, didn't your shit go crazy?
A little bit. I don't really care about it, though.
I know, but doesn't. Don't act like it.
Didn't it go up a little bit?
You do care.
Come on.
A little bit, yeah.
He knows the exact fucking number.
What did it go from?
He went from what?
Like 62 to 75 or something?
Oh, I thought you didn't fucking know.
I want to see more...
I thought you didn't fucking know.
I generally want to see more two iron ribs, man.
Like off T.
I love...
I love that.
All right, so what's before you step off
and Kyle Hoppeck back in here?
What's next for you?
What are you got going on?
Amateur golf.
I try and play as many as I can.
So you have to go through...
What?
You have to win certain tournament.
I don't know how to get, how do you get to fucking PGA status, where you're at right now?
Just get better.
I don't know.
Get more reps and ever golf.
Yeah.
Win bigger events.
All right.
Thanks, Tom Brady.
Appreciate it.
Thanks.
Bro, it's simple as that.
I didn't know a process of it.
That was kind of a Bill Belichick answer.
Yeah, it was a Bill Belichick answer.
Can you coach your son better than that?
I mean, I would not?
I know.
I told him to do the opposite of me.
He's going to be.
He's killing it.
Oh, wait.
No, this is good.
Have you guys ever duffed a ball in a professional?
Oh, hell yeah.
I have.
I've done for yesterday.
Really?
Yeah.
Number four, the part three.
Oh, is it the part three?
Yeah, eight out of my hand.
I hid it maybe 40 yards.
I know you're trying to act low-key, but your head is
fucking big right now if that win.
What was it right there?
His head is fucking big right.
Wow.
That's so interesting.
Like, Daddy and fucking son won.
It is pretty sick because, like,
you guys are a name above Tiger Woods.
I mean, this weekend, yeah.
Overall, not even close.
Didn't Tiger Woods son get to hit from the weaker T's?
Well, I did two in I was 12 or 13.
I didn't play that I was 13.
Oh, all right, my bad.
Sorry.
I mean, he was too.
Thanks for joining us today.
Perfect.
What an honor and a pleasure it was.
Hop back in, Kyle.
Well, fucking John.
Hey, by the way, I think little John's follower count now just went out.
I don't.
I'm pretty sure he's to be able to track that.
All I know is me and you took once.
He must have taken a two.
For what?
As far as what?
Bathroom.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I would love to...
Hey, that's just props.
You can't eat those.
Can't?
No, they're too good.
Those are wrong in the plus.
I've been destroying the Saturday.
I love it.
I think it's been...
The size are the best.
I think it's been good.
Am I allowed to ask you about our little private conversation that we've had about your health?
Mm-hmm.
Am I allowed to ask?
Yeah.
So what's going on?
Do you have cancer right now?
Yeah.
I'll have it for at least five more years.
So what kind of cancer do you have?
man bladder bladder cancer yeah the problem is the tumor's big so uh honor's been great i mean
i got dr bull here in tampa he's awesome um so i go every six months to get checkups now instead
every three months right do it for five more years and i don't think the tour would get too mad at me
for saying fuck cancer love it 100% so what what is it what is it what stages is that right now
well it's benign right now thank god okay you know the first two i had a little chemo in there and then
the last two have been benign so because you were pretty you were pretty open about that's why i was
like i knew i could ask you because we went to the bathroom together and john was like looked down
and he's like this is what bladder cancer is like and you had pissed all over yourself i dribbled on 18
yesterday right you can't control some you can't control when you got to pee sometimes john do you
think there's a cure to cancer i know there is what is that's separating some people that
can't get that no nobody can it's just like uh it's a government so why well government so
do you think there are certain people that have gotten the cure to cancer no i just think that
our world today is i mean i've talked to so many people from you know like um a lot of different
countries do have cures but are whatever help people in the united states won't let it happen
but I believe that people
doctors and stuff want to make their money
what kind of treatment are you like
undergoing like like kind of typical stuff
well my treatment is is I go in every six months
they put it a catheter in me
right in my you know what
they put a camera in there
and if they need to treat it
they put a jigsaw in there and cut it out
it sucks
and then you when you pee for seven to 14 days
it hurts
it hurts but my cancer i'm lucky that it was it was caught real quick and you know branson you know
about a year and a half ago i was puking blood and peeing blood and um my back was killing me and
thank god for a doctor in arkansas that looked at my uh doctor younger looked at my back he says
oh um well you got to come back he checked it and
I had to go back and they put me under and looked at it and I had bladder cancer.
That's when I knew had bladder cancer.
Cancer is something that affects so many people.
I know I lost two grandparents to cancer.
One of my grandfather has cancer right now.
You think there's actually like a cure or there's like there's?
I think there's a cure in the immediate stages of cancer.
And, you know, I think a child should never be stage four because I think they do have the cure.
I think it's about money more than it is about curing it.
And we give a lot of money.
I help, you know, I'm a St. Jude guy like Darius Rucker.
I want to do our heart of a line, J.D.M.E., John Dannymajor Ed.org, go there and look at us.
We help veterans and we help kids.
And there's a lot of charities out there, but we're real.
And I just think there is a cure.
I think so, too.
I honestly just think that the government should do more and test the products from overseas that people do have cures and let us try them.
I think a family with a stage 4, I'd rather see a kid have 20 days of chemo instead of 40.
And I think THC has a lot that can help that.
We have a John-Dated collection.
I don't do weed, but we do a lot of CBD.
these we do a lot of product that I think the plant of a weed plant can give a lot to help people
because it's natural um you know you look at Indians that have lived chiefs that have lived for
120 to 130 years old smoking a piece pipe well I know it goes in your lungs but it's from a plant
so you want to say eat plants and do this if smoking a plant's okay I know it's not great for your lungs
but if it would keep a child off of 40 days of chemo to 20,
let's give it a shot.
It feels like we're really like close-minded to medicine as North Americans,
not just cancer,
but when it comes to everything.
Yeah.
Like even what they do to like,
you see that CNN shit with Joe Rogan,
how the,
how they like,
how like he had the CNN guy on his podcast and he basically called them out for,
like Joe Rogan's been helping a lot of people like cure themselves of COVID very
quickly with like natural medicines and they kind of like humiliate him for that it's like they're
just like making it's unbelievable it feels like we're so close-minded to like medicine and stuff like that
for i don't and we'll never know the answer no i feel like it's all about money no it's all government
it is money at the end of the day it's like put it this way in the white house right now they're
going to be protective for anybody you know that's the way it is if it's Donald trump's in the
white house everybody's going to be protected i'm sorry but that's just the way i feel
tired of it. I'm sick of it. I know doctors want to make money and all that stuff, but man,
wouldn't you like to have it on your resume that I cured a child that's four years old that's got
87 two. That would be amazing. 87 plugs going in him. Yeah. And I saved him the right way. And
everybody believes healthy plants and all this crap, all these pills you can take and plants you can
eat. Not when it comes to that level of shit. But when it comes to saving people's life with
the plant. They're like, oh no. No, we're not doing that.
but the good news is overall you're on the up and up you're you're no i got five years of this crap
but what so when you said stage four state how many stages i don't no i'm talking about kids in stage
four cancer like when i did make a wish back in the 90s i lost 200 kids with st jude lost them
young kids and lorry laird was my angel child she was a she was my miracle child she was a she was
stage four, she was 16, and in 2007, September 10th of 2007, she was cancer-free,
three kids, and that's the miracle.
Steven Seagaw brought his daughter to me, and her daughter, his daughter had stage
four, and Lori helped her beat it.
So it's mind over matter, but why can't we do medicine over matter and go like,
hey we do have a product that can cure it
and our government's so cruel
they don't they won't let it in
they won't let it in
it's just such a big money industry
everything's just driven by dollars
everything's about money and I don't think it's one person
I think it's just like a group of people so it's not like
one person it's all over the world it's all about money
everything's about money
I feel like people don't realize that about the world right
God said greed would kill the world
we were very oblivious
very naive I know if you ever want to find a problem
just follow the fucking or like follow the money
Well, at the end of the day, I mean...
Follow the money, man.
That's one thing I've learned.
Yeah, what is it that we could change?
Think about it.
People need to read the Bible and get into the...
I'm not saying going to church, but read the Bible.
Ask the Hooter Girl where should we should go out tonight.
Her name is not Hooter Girl, okay?
I don't know her name.
Her name is Riley, and she is right here bringing John another cold cocktail to keep this thing fucking flowing.
Riley, you are amazing, awesome girl.
Anyways, I say that this is the end of the full sent by last.
This is like one of the longest episodes.
This is long.
One hour, 52?
Yeah, there's going to be a whole lot of editing in this thing.
I'll tell you that much.
No, no way.
No way, man.
I love the way we talk today, man.
It was amazing.
John, you got to stop telling Bob to be so scared.
No, I'm not.
Is he scared?
I'm not scared.
You know, it gets into the drinking thing and all the seals are scared to drink with me, by the way.
All the what?
I'm not scared.
I'm just calculated.
Baby seals?
Rob O'Neill, C-Lix, killed Osama bin Laden.
Why are they scared?
Oh, yeah.
Robert came on our show with Doug Trump.
We had him on asking you.
Why are they scared to drink with you?
Just because they ended up passing out in my bus.
Oh, nice.
Do you have a bus here?
Yeah, I heard you live in it now.
Can we sleep in your bus?
Can we bump some of your music and like the bus and shit?
Let's just get fucked up in John's bus tonight.
Well, it's kind of the front tires are off at part of what's Richard's new company.
I'm sorry.
It used to be parliament.
Sorry, Richard, but we're making it.
We're making it look brand.
new. But yes, one day we will do
the whole show from the... Hey, do something tonight or?
April at Augusta
on Tuesday morning, we're doing a podcast.
I would love to go on to that. Thank you.
Let's do it on my bus.
Bob, should we do something tonight?
I'm actually kind of in like a dangerous mood tonight.
I'm not going to like, I happen to do something.
I'm in a dangerous mood.
You don't get to sit down to John Daly often.
We have really crazy...
We're closing in on a two-hour pod.
Yeah, I mean, I'm well aware.
I'm fucking well aware of that.
Bob, if you could cut down on the cussing, you can be present.
I'll be vice president
Secretary of State
Let's just run for Mayor of Clearwater
I'm Canadian so I'll run for Prime Minister
And then you know
Prime Minister where?
I'm Canadian so
Oh yeah you all need help there
Yeah
Big time
Yeah
Let's wrap it up
I can run for Prime Minister
Let's wrap it up
This has been a great show
It's been two hours
It's great
I mean I just
I want to get drinking
I don't get a chance
To party with him often
This has been an amazing show
I just let's wrap it up
What do you think?
I think that's a hour 53 minutes
That is the longest
John Daly, that's a legend.
And I have ADHD.
I swear to God.
John Daly.
Hey, thank you.
John Daly.
John Daly.
Let's go.
Amazing.
Before we end this,
let's see you boys next Wednesday.
Let's have a good night.
Before we end it, I want to thank Hooters.
Original Hooters.
Thank you, Hooters.
We love them.
The best wings in the world, right?
Great wings.
Let's go the merch plug, too.
What do we get the merch?
Yeah, let's get some John Dillie.
Let's get the fucking, let's go.
Go to chivalry.com and look at John Daly's merchandise.
Go to LaMouth.com and look at our new stuff.
And let's get a full send live mouth or a happy-down.
Guys, go to Johndaily.com right now.
Some really cool head covers.
Really cool head covers.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
So much more.
All right, boys, that was fun.
Let's wrap it up.
Amazing.
Good stuff.
John Daily, amazing.