FULL SEND PODCAST - Logan Paul x Nelk Boys | Ep. 47

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

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We want out. We want out. We want out. We got a special edition of the pod right now. The boys are absolutely fucked up. We're at John's wedding. Live from the wedding. If you guys don't know John, he's the president of Fulcend. President of Happy Dad. And the boys are just very zapped right now. So we got Bob coming in. We got Stiney. Logan Paul's here. Mike Tyson's here. We've got a bunch of characters here, so honestly, we just set up the pod at the wedding, and we're just going to go for it. We're going to have characters flying in and out, live from the wedding. We'll see what happens, boys. I don't know. Get that guy. Get that guy. Sir.

No, no, no. The kid on the left with the earpiece. Him, him. Get him in first. Get him. Yo, get him in. Get him in. Sit down.

This may be the greatest setup we ever did. Yeah, that's sick Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, Oh, Gabe's piss No, not you, no, you're out Holy fuck So hold on What the fuck are we doing right now

I mean, I think we got a live pod from the wedding Wait, are we live? We're live on Twitch That has? Yeah You want to see the comments? Yeah, let me see him What's your name?

Frank. All right, we got Frank in the house Yeah, I got the Twitch, I got the Twitch Live comments pulled up Wait, it's not live on Twitch, is it? yeah this feels like a pretty professional setup by the way

everybody looks they're just live streaming on Twitch if you want to watch where's your fucking time all right yo what do you guys think of Frank on the pod

I got the comments right here oh shit I got you I got you wait what are they saying Franks Frank's a pussy Franks a bitch

Franks Frank has no sauce Kyle pulled Frank's bird last night shit do you have a bird that's what they call it do you have a bird

Frank? I have multiple birds. So do you work at the wedding menu? Yeah. What's your role tonight? Wait, what's your job tonight? So I'm basically like, I'm not a server, but I'm on set up. So it's like I have to set up all like the cocktail room.

Yo, Frank, I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of nervous to ask you this question. But like, how did you kind of like start like working here? What do you mean? Like it's something I've always wondered. Like I've always like looked up to you and shit. Like how did you start doing all this? I just needed a job in the summer.

So I just picked it up. My boy already worked here. and then I just started grinding it. You need money. So I was just here the whole time. That's lit, bro. It's inspiring. Low key.

How old are you, Frank? About to be 20. Oh, okay. Yeah, my birthday's next Saturday. Nice. That's amazing. Wait, so where's... How old?

He's going to be 20. Frank. How old are you going to be? 20. 20 years old. You know, the pod's lit right now. What's up? What'd you say?

Should we get Douglas in here? Frank, you can be ready. Frank, you can be ready to live with people. Like, you can't be doing that while you're on the fucking podcast. You can't radio into your other people who are talking to your ear. Yo, wait, so how does that earpiece work? I've always wondered. So you just hold this, like, little button.

Can you turn it to the camera? Yeah. That shit's cool. I think it's cool. Well, yeah, who are you talking to? The manager? Other people? They piss at you right now for doing this?

They're telling me if there's any questions, make sure it's a good answer. Oh, okay. I guess a bank time. So what's your job, title then? Let's ask smart questions. We already did ask that, you idiot. No, but I'll hit him harder. Okay.

I'm hard. Bob's going to go deep dive. What's the worst part about working this is down? No, something I've always wanted to ask Frank too. Like, I've been wondering. He's like, no, what's your, like, typical, like, day and, like, day at the job? So, I've been wondering that. Like, I woke up this morning wondering that.

So I clock in and then I basically just. How do you clock in? Do you tap a card? Do you swipe? There's a little machine. You just type in your code. It, like, has, like, your fingerprint. You just clock in.

You guys have the fingerprints here? Yeah. Damn. I had different questions for Frank that you guys didn't let me get to. Well, what are yours? Where do you work? You work at this place. What's the place called?

Dude, we just covered all of that. That's what we've been talking about for the last five minutes. Are we not? I ate those gummy bears. The fucking Tyson has, by the way. What happened to your time? Oh, I saw that. I got so high.

You saw the transaction when he gave me the fucking gummies? I'm high as fuck. You actually look pretty good. I do? Yeah. Where's your tie at? I don't know, but should we bring somebody else in now, Frank? Good to see you.

Alright, Frank. Here's a nice appearance fee. Why? Appreciate you. Appreciate you guys. That's a quick. That's a quick $1,000 for you. Thanks for popping in.

Frank, can you spend that at the strip club though? That's a quick 1,000. Oh, nice, bro. Congrats. Dude, shut the fuck up about Logan Paul, bro. Why are you so obsessed with Logan Paul? What is wrong with you? You are literally want to suck Logan Paul?

Yeah, you do. You do. You came up to me earlier and told me that. Sit down, Gabe. Logan said he was down. Why are you so like... Say he's down. No, we gotta go get the guy.

The whole point of this part... Why don't you get him then, Gabe? Well, I can go to vlog, but the guy was like, what the fuck of this... Zach, where are you going? Yo, come back. No, no, come back, come back. Cheeks has to sit down tonight. Sheeks has to sit down tonight.

All right, fine. Yes. Go grab her. Is he on the mic? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Cheeks has to sit. All right, I'm getting Lele Pons.

I'm getting Hannah here too. Hey, no, no. Boy, boys, by the way, I do not approve any of this fucking shit at this. We'll talk later. She will sit down. All right, Bob, let's go. All right, get her. Get her fucking sweet ass.

The whole point of this pod is that we're having fun with it. We're chilling. Yes, we are. I don't know why, but you're like, you're just dick riding Logan Paul. Yeah, you are. You're like, go, go get him right now. When he was in the buffet line, you came up to and you go, he is so handsome. Well, the guy is pretty.

pretty good looking. Yeah, but you got to keep a professional, Gabe. I am keeping professional. I have not touched the guy yet. Every time Gabe wears a suit. He looks like he's on Judge Judy, like a contestant. You know what I'm saying? Well, I wasn't Judge Judy.

I wasn't Judge Judy four years ago for a lot of episodes. So, yeah. Go watch me and Judge Judy. How is that? You were on Judge Judy. Yeah, I wasn't Judge Judy for like a lot. When they ask, yeah. Do you tell guys that?

No. Yeah, you do. I would. So if you guys didn't know when I, like, four years ago, I did like clapping audience shit. And I like I did a couple of TV shows. Oh, Mr. Shikster here.

Shakes the room. Shakes the fucking room. Summer coming in. Here, my seat. Oh, Summer's excited to get on here. Oh. Oh my God. Sheiks is ready.

I can sit beside sheiks. Whoa. Let's switch seats. Oh, my God. God. Let's switch. What a pod. This might be the best or the worst pot of all time.

Probably the best. Probably the best. We have the best guest. We have the best guest. We have a summer shiki, Bob's girl. Cheers, summer. Cheers. On the pod.

Yeah. It's been, it's been, I don't know what it's much requested, but. I'm laughing because this may be the most zinging pod we've ever done. Low key, it's going to be the best pod we've ever.

Yeah, I like this. I agree. After this pod, you're going to see how much of like people just want to see us. Bro, I'm all in because here's a deal. This is my future wife.

So here's a deal. Everybody have talked about whatever on the podcast, whatever. This is Summer Shiki. She's my future wife. I love her to death. And she's the best girl on the planet. Any other fucking questions?

You look incredible. Summer. Thank you. You look great. Thanks. This is last minute. How's the relationship lately? It's good.

Last night's summer got really. You guys got in a fight. Let's get into that. No, we didn't get into fight. I was just like. No, no fight last night. I took 10 to kill shots with you guys last night. Yeah.

Yeah. So, chill, chill, so everyone wants to know. Summer, what's, what's it like dating, Bob? Book Club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday. Out on the town on Thursday. Quiet night in on Friday.

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It's hard. Yeah, Bob. Oh, yeah. UFC front row sheets. Fucking Dior bags. All of that doesn't matter. She's not that expensive. It doesn't matter.

Summer, you're not that expensive. Bob, you've never seen you buy or anything. Dude, and I'm the last person that actually cares about, like, designer thing. She doesn't. We're 50-50. partners was amazing. I don't care. No, but he, he, uh, sometimes he zaps and that's...

What's it like, wait, what's it like going through when Bob takes a zap, like, walk us through that? I mean, he turns into a zombie and right away I'm like, dude, this dude is on something. What does he do that bugs you? Like, anything specific or you just... No, like, right away, I know exactly... Bro! What the fuck he's doing? This is exactly why.

Exactly why. It's crazy. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't zap tonight. Wait, is this why it's hard? You broke the mic stand. Bro, you literally broke the mic stand.

Bro. Steve, come here. I got another one. Can we get a chair for Steve, too? Get a chair for Steve, Gabe. What up, Stevie? Steve, sit down. Gabe, get a chair for Steve.

Gabe, you're not able to fix this shit. You don't know how to do this. So why you try? I'm leaving this mic on the ground, bro. I think this might be the best part. Comment. Guys, comment. Do you guys want us to do more pods like this?

Listen, here's the... We're all fucked up. We're super fucked. Oh, shit. No, no. That's great. That's great. That's great.

That's Steve's Mike. No, you're in. Steve, how are you feeling? Steve, how you feeling? Good. Good? Yeah, it was a good wedding. Yeah, it was a fantastic wedding.

You guys were groomsmen. How was that? Is there pressure with that? You never did do much. Not really, no. You just stand there with him and shit. Honestly, I went out last night with Stiney. And every time I hang out with Stiney, it's like, Steinie's a bad influence, bro. No offense.

You do like, yeah, you're... Stiney's a bad influence. I like to have a good time. Did you guys go to New York? Went to New York, yeah. Where were you last? You were going to come, Summer. I was going to go.

Summer, you should have come. Bob almost let you come up us. Then he's, like, convincing me not to. Why? Because I'm a gentleman. And I know the things we were going to go on in New York weren't something that me and my lady and my future wife want to be involved in.

What was going to go on in New York? What are you so afraid of? Drinking party until 3 a.m. And we want to be dialed for John's wedding. Play it simple, dude. You still did drink till 3 a.m. You just didn't come to New York, bro. But no, I felt like you were going to kind of like

lend us summer for the night, me and Stanley, for a sec. That's what it felt. Like, did it not? Yeah, I did. No. Not let, but like you were going to let Summer come out with us. This is my baby girl. It's actually a respectful woman.

She's a... No, like, I hang out with you guys all the time. Yeah, all the time. And so I feel like, I don't know. Like, we should be able to hang out, right? Yeah, why can't we hang out when you're not around? Do you know what they're insinuating at? Do you know what they're trying to get to, Summer?

No. That's not it. Yeah, they're trying to get to try and fuck you, Summer. Those are your words. No one said that. That's so weird, bro. Yeah, that is fucking fucked up, bro. Listen, I don't trust anybody in any fucking fucking.

room. It's fucked up bro. That you would even put summer to do something like that. I would never do that. Yeah. What's your guy? Do you guys fight a lot? No. We have the most loving relationship on planet Earth. We do sometimes. But I feel like it's mostly because who's never lost?

We're together. This guy. Okay, dude. This is not happening by the way. We're going to cut this shit. Real fast. Hill that. No. No, no. Real fast. This fucking gets cut. All right. Unless we have three steak ads running in this fucking thing. I'm all in

Okay I'll take a fucking There was the steak at Don't you worry Yeah But no Do you guys fight a lot or no Like everyone wants to know

It seems like it's a healthy relationship How do you break This is the worst pod Oh it's lit Boys Dude I get fed

You can't I think this is just smart We need Did she heat Thani think this is good Yeah Yeah

No it's just Yeah I did everyone No, let us, leave us with Sheiks for a bit Kyle, yeah, shit. Summer, stay for a second. Yes. Bob, you're being a fucking diva, bro. Go, go. Go get a shoot. Let me go get she. No, Bob, you go.

Steve, thank you. That's a good gentleman right there. I love Steve. We'll do it, Bluitt, by the way. Great fucking man. Thank you. I'm not doing that shit. Well, she needs a mic. Summer needs a mic. She doesn't have a mic. Summer, do you want to sit there for a second? Yeah. Bro, look at the audience.

Hey, she's like it at first. It was a change. I can't. I'll get too nervous. everyone's like yeah we fuck yeah they're staring at summer everyone's lined up it's all guys no no no no Jesus that chick that burn I see Phil Fon and Cado and all the fucking Hussein us just way to like

Summy Summy I feel like we have a little connection do we or no yeah in like a friendly way no other way no that's all I'm talking about what other way would I be talking about

what other way would I be talking about you better be real careful this podcast you understand you know what I'm gonna end up in a fucking major lawsuit against these guys over there. That's not happening. Nothing wrong is going. What are you so pissed about?

I don't want any fucking shit with this pod being fucking. I'm lenient but just be real careful before you reveal all our fucking no, that's just to benefit the relationship.

I feel like I've been around you guys a lot so I feel like. No, we're trying to benefit the relationship right now. We're all cool, yeah. I feel like we're all family.

We're all family. We get fucked up on time and something. Cheers to family. Yeah, get one of those, yeah. You guys think like for a couple you guys drink a lot.

Where's Tyson? Where's fucking John's dad? Where's, L.P. Where's everybody? We're good with some. Gabe. No, no, no. We're not going to run something with this, Kyle. Huh? We're going to talk and getting summer in here.

Summer is way a separate entity of this project. Summer something. Summer is our... How am I? Summer. Summer. Summer. What's the... What's the best and worst thing about Bob? The best thing is that he's fucking hilarious. Agreed. Yeah, he's the funniest guy in the world.

In the world. Ever. So, like, every day he makes me laugh. And then the worst thing is... Careful on the other side. That's the worst thing. Yeah, you know, we're zabs. Sorry. All right.

Yeah, I'll give you that. All right. So the zabs are an issue sometimes. No, it is. It is, though. It is. Wait, wait. What's the best and worst thing about summer?

The best thing about summer is she's... She's good. She fucking gets it. There is no bad thing that summer. That's the best thing you can say about her. She's amazing. She's just great. She's great.

We have a great relationship, Erin. I don't need this. That's it. I could say her 10 good things about her. fucking zaps. Bob, that's all your... That's all you're going to say about me.

Like, literally. No, I agree. That's pathetic, bro. Don't worry. I got you protected this episode. I'll make sure nothing there is. Nothing bad has been said. I'm not doing it.

Where's Tyson? Sammy, come sit down. Did you propose yet? Sit right there. No, no, we're not going to do that here. No, no, we do that here. All right, we got Sammy Shihiti in here. Where is Mike Tyson?

Oh, Lord. Summer, you got to pop out for a minute. I got it. Yeah, Summer's out for a minute. Please, sir. Hey, if you don't mind. It's too, it's just, let me, let me control. Oh, please, please.

Masood, sit down. All right, so this is, uh, Sammy's father, John's father. Sit down. Masood, sit down. You want to pop in? What's, what that's? We're talking about Trump. Huh?

We're talking about Trump. So, sit down for a minute. So, Massude, we're all trying to brainstorm. What do we have to? do in 2024 to get Trump to win? What you want to have to do? What do we have to do it? You should be started right?

No, you know? Everybody, they should be starved. You should be saying we wanted that good country. Why the gas goes up? What happened? Yeah? They should be answered. President Biden, they should be answered.

Why? I don't know, I'm not sure. Yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty powerful. Thank you. What did you think about Biden falling off the bike? Did you see that? I don't know, what I said. Don't talk about Trump, no Biden, okay?

Okay, no. What's your favorite, what's your, what's your favorite thing about President Trump? Okay. Why we like Trump? Guys, listen to me, why we like the Trump, so. In the Middle East, almost 60 years, they had the war. Terrorists, they kill American people, Europe people, all people in the world. President Trump came.

After six months, they change all political. They say, you should be the peace with Israel. Right now, you see. it. They make business. Everybody happy. Do you know? Okay. Listen to me. The gas goes price up. President Biden called that Arabian country. Please help. Come down. They don't answer. Yeah. You can, they don't answer. There's a lot of fucked up things going on the world. I think Ms. Sue just said what everyone was thinking in their mind yeah yeah everyone watching too have you ever thought about running for office okay because i think i think you're a guy we might need hold us okay yeah i guess right

now each guy they should be helped or everybody they should be helped you know president trump comes eight year after eight year you should be helped president daughter, the pretty girl, pretty girl, political girl, really, really good girl. Eight year, eight years, 60 years. We are happy. The country goes really, really beautiful, huh? Where's Gabe? Gabe, the mics.

Who set us up, boys? Holy fuck. Where's Jimmy? It's exactly what we want. I'm sorry. Good job, Neal. He's a day off today. All right.

Great job. No more. Great job. Thank you. No. No water? Very good. All right.

All the table here. All right. All right. We got Dr. Channing sitting down. If you guys have been watching the pivot, he's on the pivot podcast, they've been absolutely crushing it. Congratulations. Appreciate you, bro.

All love, man. Thank you. You guys do a great job. Yeah. Pivot crushes. How's the wedding going for you, good? It's cool, man. This, it's stupid.

John and Renee, they did their thing, so I've enjoyed it. It's one of the nicest words I've been to, and we're having a good time. You eyeing any braids out there or no? What's that? I said, are you eyeing any girls out there? No, my wife's here. Oh, my bad. No, come on.

Jesus, Kyle. Hey, bro, don't act crazy now. Don't that crazy. My bad. My bad. My bad, my bad, chenning. No, no, no. But it's some things out there.

There's some things out there. What do you mean? There's some things out there. You appreciate it. see dibbles and dabbles. Even, you know, a good woman can appreciate if you see dibs and dabbles and I hit my wife and be like, hey, and she's like, oh, so you guys actually do that. So, like, you know, you will tell her, you'll be like, Matt, my God, that girl is ridiculous.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we go to nudist resorts and stuff. What? Me and my wife go to nudist stuff. We went recently. What was that? In Mexico recently. In Cancun?

And Hidden Beach. Oh. What is that? And everybody is that naked. You walk around. shit out, parts out. What's that like? Aaron's not going to be around this part story.

He's not too much. It's fun because everybody just accepts themselves and they just hang out and yo dick hanging, my dick hanging and we just sit here naked talking about Boston self-dix and heat. Damn, that's pretty free. You'll be sitting at a bar having like a cocktail,

like a beer on the chair and both talking to another dude and next to you is a naked dude. Yeah. That's fucked up. Any guy rocking like a Woody or no? Oh, you could tell us a little more They'll have a little more blood than they should

Does that freak you out? Wait, if a dude says a bar on nowhere The bar is a huge erection, bro. Yeah, I'd be out. Nothing against it, but I'd be out. You're going to hit it. I think you would send me. Everybody has a stick and some berries

And berries and sticks are different sizes. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, man, you just sit there too. But it's fun. Are you like sober doing that? And it's like a... Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you want that's sober and just hang out. What made you decide, yo, we got to try a nude beach or like a nude thing? It's just like as you get a long-year relationship, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you got to get spiced up a little bit. And you just find different things they can do it. And my wife, she's very adventurous and I just ride the wave. And yeah, man, y'all going to learn y'all young men. I'm an old man.

That's pretty dope. It's actually a cool way to be. You guys should try that ball. It's a cool way being an old man. Yeah, no, man. for real. That makes you know. It's the same thing that you got that we got.

All of us got the same shit, right? What if there's a guy there that has a tiny weener? But then, okay, it's just little. Yeah. It don't matter. You hit that guy, no one's going to do that if like. No, no, like the tiny, tiny, tiny peekaboo ones that don't even come out. No one's going to do that.

Too much TikTok. Too much TikTok. Yeah. Way too much TikTok. Let me move on, Aaron. So the pivot's going great. Having a good time. You guys are killing it.

Appreciate you. last guest. Was it Cam? Well, yeah, Cam, we're just going to air. Tomlin, just going to after Tomlin. We said Tomlin. Um, Tyson, we're getting Tyson. We don't know. Cam Newton was good. Who's your favorite guy you've had? Who? Shack was fun. I like the dudes that walk in and just start fucking making fun of each other and having a good time and like a locker room environment. So Shack was fun. Omari was the, uh, Caitlin Jenner was, awkward, a little, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, she was Caitlin. Did you like her?

Man, he, she's, it's, it's, the dynamic is weird, but it's so like, she's so cool, like, she's so cool, like, and that's the thing that's weird is like, you know, she's just cool when we sit and talk. I think Kaylon Jenner's really cool. But it was fun, you know, she went up there with her whole team, went to her house and, uh, Hollywood, Malibu Hills, Malibu Hills or something. She can fucking golf too. I mean, she's, Yeah, she kicked the shit out of us. Yeah. When we played with her, she fucking rinsed us. Yeah. Bob, she fucked you up, too. Yep, she beat us.

She can play, play. Fair as great. Like double-ditchie. Well, I mean, look what she was before. She was one of the best male at a house. So I was, like, too rattled about it. Yeah. And it was funny.

Bob, you went and linked with her the next night, didn't you? Oh, I was on a plane. And then I committed to the party to her son's, like, rock party? The night before, I guess, hammered. And, uh, yeah, I was on a plane. Like, literally the plane was about to take off. and I got the text from Jenner.

He was like, you're coming tonight? I'm like, fuck. I'm a man of my word. I got to go. So we hopped off the plane and went to the party. Nice. I got a massive fight with the waiter

and the waitress or something. What was that? What was that about? They just were assholes. We went and sat down and listened to, you know, Jenner's kids show. Yeah. Oh, they were being rude

and you were trying to stand up for her? Yeah, there was some shit going on. Oh, my God. I never had that happen, really. It was just told you, dude. You got into a fight with a fucking flight attendant on United Airlines.

Why you fight people so much? I don't fight anybody. No, very peaceful. No, you can't be because I had heard two stories. Hey, by the way, you know what the sources are from? That's a good source, man. No, very bad source. Spets a lot of time with this guy, Cheney.

He trusts me. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, Cheney. We've been, we're good. Who's going to go kidnap Logan Paul? Uh, Steinie. No, I'm not doing that. Logan Paul is big.

He's a big dude. Get him on. Everybody's big on our shit. Logan's after wedding right now. He's physically a big. He's physically a big dude. He surprised me. Could I grab him and do what with him?

I feel like you could get Logan right there. Drag him in. Who should we put to the tag? I need something with some rubber on salt. There's one guy, one guy only. You're going to do it? Z, go. If Z gets done.

Go grab him, come to come sit down. I asked him before. He seemed a little nervous though. I'm living in Miami full time. You're living in Miami full time? Full time. I just made the decision yesterday. So my full-time residency would be in Miami, which I fucking hate.

What do you got going on? I got a little business that I'm doing on the side in the cannabis space. I don't know if you're a lot of hemp space, I think, hemp space. Him. Miami, full time. You hate Miami? I hate Miami.

But we got a good spot. You don't like Miami? I like it. It's just too fast. It's not, I mean, it's just fast. Miami's very fast. I'm more of like a slower, believe it or not. What, like, you could live in Miami?

Ashville, North Carolina, like, a little bitty town. I wouldn't mind, like, just having a farm in Alabama and just like. A farm. Yeah. But is that practical at this point of your life right now? No, it's fucking not obviously practical. That's why I'm going to fucking Miami. You know, so it sucks.

But, you know, it takes, you're surprised. I think it'd be like three or four more years. We're good. You were so anti- Miami. I was. I was anti-Mamaic. But we're going to have excited. We've got a great place that we're chilling out there.

And we're going to be building this business I'm doing. It's my big baby coming up. So. That's that. And no more of the summer cheeky shit. What do you mean? Like, Summer can't, Summer can't be a part of this shit.

Well, fans can comment. Should Summer be a permanent host on the pod? She should, well, or like a popping in and out. Summer could be character. It depends.

You know, how we, you know, that's, that's, yeah. We good? Yeah.

Talk to him. Come right now? I don't know if it's like a flex or ego thing, but he said I want Kyle to come out here and I want him to ask me to come on and I'll do it right now. That's a lie.

I swear my life. Oh, he asked him. But he's like, dude, I'm having my dinner with my beautiful girl right now. You're interrupting. Exactly. See? Now we're the back. No, Kyle, grab her or grab him. Bro, I already. I will. That's what he said. No, he said he's coming on right now. He said, but he wants you to grab him. I already asked him. Bro, I'm telling you, that's what he said. Just go do it. Are you being serious? I swear my life. Okay, I will. But yeah. Let's get John first.

Oh, here we go. See, it's a power trip. It's not. Now he's like, oh, he wants me to go get him. You know what I mean? And Logan's like, Kyle will never do that. So no, I don't have to do the podcast. He's not going to do it. Oh, that's cute. Come on, bro. Yes, we'll do it. Go grab him. Don't grab him.

Show him your shot. I want to get him right now or you want to go grab him. No, no, no, go grab him. No, go grab him. No, no, no. It's a weak move. Make him come to us. No, he's not going to.

Make him come to us. Fuck. It's not like that, but make him come to us. We love Logan, but make him come to us. No, let's get Logan, bro. It'll be late. I think he's too zapped to come on. I don't know if this episode will even take a 1% chance of that.

He's down. He's down, bro. Just do it. I will. I just don't know if Steinie's like Zad. I don't know if he's fucking... That's confirmed. Bro.

No, he's not a ego thing, dude. You got to remember, I prank Stiney, so he was trying to get me back. This isn't even a good prank, bro. It's not good. It's an ego thing, Chaining. You know, you played in the league. No, no, no. It's either I'm going to do this with this or... But it seems like, yeah, you can drop your nuts and be a man.

Okay, let's go. No, no, no, no. If you drop your nuts, your nuts are already hanging. What a fucking pussy. What a pussy. pussy. Whoa. Wow. Wow. I can't believe he did that. Logan didn't say that. He said he's going to come in in two minutes. He said he was coming in two minutes. Oh, so she's not coming? No, he, Logan just said, yeah, he didn't even say that. Is that fucked?

Man, that's fun. No, he said that. He said that. He said that. Oh, our, where are you been? Where have you been as a question? I'm very disappointed. You, man, you look, you look, you look. Where have you been? You know what does that mean? Okay. Phileem. Where are you Ben. Chillin. Can you make your own videos now? Yeah. We miss you, dude.

Come on. What's up, man? You got to see that who's fucking sitting in for you. We gotta, we gotta have this battle go. You can't trust this guy, though. You can't trust this guy, dude. I got your back. What do you mean?

No. Can't trust this guy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You did it. All right, this is what happens at the wedding. Oh, we got Channing, we got Bob, we got Logan. We got Logan.

Oh, great group. What's up? That's actually a good group. Shades on? Wow, it's that kind of night. A long one. You know what I'm saying? Yo, I think it's like 9 p.m.

dude, if I'm being honest. Like, what time is it? It's early. You may have one of the best looking girls here as a date, by the way. I'll tell you this. I pride myself of my girl's hot as fuck. The girl you got now is hot. What's her name?

No, what's your girl's name? She's right here. Summer. No, what's her name? She's here. Wait, wait. No, you know what you said. me tonight you said summer come back summer you said what her name is what i don't

fucking know what was who my my girl your girl's name yes summer summer summer what shiki you definitely said summer you definitely said summer hey you definitely said summer hey i actually don't even know summer ray you said this is my girl summer ray no that's sorry but we're not doing none of this none of this right now you want to bring you what's the latest on mayweather not paying your money true no i can't i can't i mean what's up we can't we can't we can't Can't talk to that? I mean, Bob, come on. I didn't know.

I couldn't say, no, my bad. I had no idea that was a hard question to ask. My bad. Apologies. I didn't know. That's what the last thing. I was like, Logan Paul.

The last thing interested me was I was like, fuck. If he fucked you overall. Can I ask you, I got a question for Kyle? That's not a hammered wedding question you asked Logan. Like, if you want,

you know, you should dig right now. You're not taking the opportunity to really dive in. You're talking about some superficial shit that everyone already asks. Bob, this is your time. Like, I'm going to ask Kyle right now. bro. I've seen your Instagram photo. You and Steve looking good outside in the garden just earlier

today. And the caption says something like bridesmaid killers. How many bridesmaids you kill? Zero. Zero right now. But I think after this pod, I think we go back out. We fire. I think we could pull one. Here's my here's the real what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Do you actually slay, bro? I will. I mean, maybe not like you, but. No, but are you actually about it? What do you mean? am I about it? Because I see the captions. Do you hit the women? Like is it for real,

do the knell boys fuck? Is what I'm trying to say. Do the knell boys fuck for real? I mean, I fuck the same girl. I'm not an Nogboy, but I fuck the same girl every time.

Consistently missionary. Are you not enough boy? You're a man. I'm my own entity. But at the end of the day, I'm a podcast host talent here. I think we do. I don't think we put my girl.

Wait, I don't think we pull the hot. Does it seem like they don't? Does it seem like it's cap? Um, no, no. No. I don't think it's cap. But I'm just curious because I know how it works.

Like, there's a certain, like, thing online, you know. I feel like you guys fuck. But, like, I'm not sure if you do. I think we do okay. I mean, I think we pull, like, decent chicks. Maybe not the hardest chicks. Not like Logan Paul. Is it because you're humble?

I mean, you got it all. You got it all. No, no, no, no. You don't slay the highest. I do. I'm sure what I did. The highest girl in the world. Tell me what's up with you and Sophia.

Huh? Tell me what's up with you and Sophia. Nothing. Nothing. I'll be honest. Yeah. unfortunately. I wish I could tell you differently. I faded her.

You what? Fated her. She was about it and I was like, fuck this. I didn't fuck with her, bro. You know how it goes? You know how that goes? You know how that goes? Logan, you could do better than that. No, she's cool.

Did she hit you up? I thought you banged the Alice Cooper. First off, how dare you? You said that publicly, bro. Yes, you did. Why would I say something that's so preposterous? You said it on your show too. Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be ridiculous. I think you said some. A little chick subject. How many chicks hit you up after the Mayweather fight? Bro, can I be honest with you? Something changed that night. I know. Really?

No offense, but I saw you up like after you were like flexing after you didn't get knocked out and I was like, this guy's going to fuck so many chicks. That's literally what I thought. I was so, not going to lie, I was a bit jealous. Like this guy didn't get knocked out. He was flexing and I was like, this guy's going to pull so many fucking chicks. He can fuck anybody he wants. He comes up to him that night.

Logan Paul will fuck him. anybody wants that night. No, it's, it's, uh... So I'll reverse on on you. What's your, what's your game like? Are you fucking? Are you wheeling? Like, uh, you and Mike, you're traveling Europe all the time and shit. Man, I'm a simple man, you know?

I just, I just want, I just want what's right for me. What's going to make me happy, you know? What does that mean, though? You'd be hitting, do you hit, do you hit multiple people whenever you want to? No, no, no. Because y'all be dancing around the question. You know, look, look. Can you hit?

Multiple people of the other sex. I'm pretty trash. I'm glad you said that, dude, same. The answer is no. When I lock in, I lock in, dude, talker to choir type shit. All right? And I ain't going to stop.

But wait, Logan, what's your style, though? Like, do you flex on them, like, buy them shit, take care of them, or how do you do it? Nah. You got to play a G. You got to play a G. You can't buy too much shit. Nah, no, no.

Man, to be honest. I don't really have a tolerance for bullshit, you know? I don't know if I'm worried about proving myself to be a worthy partner as much as I am, like, are you a worthy partner? Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. If I'm with a girl, it's not me trying to, like, get her attention. It's more just like, oh, she's lucky to be with you?

And exchange of energy, does it work? What's up, dude? What's going on back there? Dude, you got some real hooligans in your crew. I'll be honest. No, this is very, the second. No, I mean, what's going on? I don't know.

We haven't planned much. We're just having some fun. We decided fucking... Who's having fun, Bob? I say we just get trashed, bro. Yeah, we are as high as shit. I ate a fucking weed gummy from some fucking random guy ever had. I saw you do it.

How are you feeling up? I'm high as shit. I'm highest shit. That's it. That's great. Listen, listen. Yeah. There's two things to know, dude.

Drink happy dad. Okay. That's the first thing, all right? And after you've drank so much happy dad that the next morning, you're not feeling 100%? Drink fucking prime. That's right. Stay on. Logan, how is it?

That's the new drink. You got prime. There you go. Logan, I saw you guys signed a, or JD on. Jadion. You guys signed Gideon? Dude, Jidion's on the fucking prime school. Wow.

I saw you guys at a meetup yesterday, right? That's a big sign. Where was that at? Dude, I want to hear. Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude. He's popping, right? It was, he's, you know, he's top notch.

How did that go down? Why did you want to bring him on the prime team? we saw the effect that he was having on on young people and his demographic he's really big it was very similar to your guys come up actually yeah 100% and even the way he creates is very similar he's like pop

yeah yeah yeah yeah well well here's the difference I actually I mean dude we gotta do like a proper podcast we're not fucked up their wedding this may be the greatest of the worst one we've ever done our life this is cool it's cool but like I like it damn bro like I wish I didn't have to have sunglasses on. Like, I have to. You know why? Because I'm not one of those people who, like, can

I can function normal when I'm high but I look. I'm fucking high, dude. I'm realizing. Yo, I was thinking about it today, I was like, there's two people that wear sunglasses and the ones that try and flex, like that we're in the day. It's kind of a douche, like, inside. But if you're hiding your eyes, you know, this is for my own protection. Yeah, see, that's different. I fuck with that. You understand what I'm saying?

Yeah. Like, if I take these fucking sunglasses off? Yeah, your eyes are a kid. No, it's bad. Yeah. Bro, when you put on shades when you're like protected or hammered, you feel invisible. Yeah, it's crazy. You're just invisible. I feel comfortable.

It's like Harry Potter. I want to debate between the two of you. What? On who you think has the best podcast in the world on YouTube. I mean, I think, I think, this is a good time to ask that fucking question. I think, Bob, you know what? You're a great fucking addition to this podcast because you asked a tough, good, relevant questions. Bob, I love you on this podcast.

Logan, you're a great man. Thank you, Bob. You're a great man. I'm sure you have an answer. So I want to know this I mean I think we said it I think Logan and Mike came up with the fucking whole

concept of the podcast and they like You guys paved the way like you guys invented it Like you guys I think we would have been doing it Without you guys for sure much I think transitioning from the vlog I've watched so many impulsive episodes like you guys That's sick you guys literally

How many episodes you guys on? 300 something right yeah Probably at like 320 plus We're hot early a lot To hold that momentum for that long is up So on our side, that's what we're watching for, right? Like, our slogan for 250 plus episodes was the number one podcast in the world. And at least on YouTube, that was 100% true.

No competition. On Spotify, it's a little bit different. We cannibalize our audience a bit because we're a show. Because we're on YouTube, too. Yeah, we're a show, right? We're not solely just for listening, especially us, dude. We are like performers with the way we tell stories and whatnot. but when you guys first came on the scene

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former president and probably going to be the next president. Anyway, and I think everyone took you really seriously right off the bat. Did we fire you guys up a bit? Yeah, it's your motivation. Yeah, you fire us up for sure, dude. Like, like really healthy competition because I want you guys to do so well. I even tell my whole squad because they're like, dude, they've got this, this guy this week, this guy this week, whatever. And I'm like, okay, first I'm like, good for fucking them.

100%. I'm so happy to watch you guys just fucking kill it. I don't, I think you're doing something we are just simply are not. And so like someone's got to do it. Might as well be all. I think the best thing too for me is like healthy competition. Yeah. Like even bro, what I see with like you doing with prime and shit too, I think that makes us like do how.

Like, I'll see something you do and I'll be like, what the fuck? All right, we gotta do this for a happy day. I swear to God. It's like, no, you need that healthy competition where it's like, you got to be going back and forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It drives you to be better, though.

What's healthy and unhealthy competition, though? I don't think about competition. I don't know. I just, I don't know if I just go. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. You're chasing somebody? I don't think it could be unhealthy unless it's, I don't know.

But, I mean, anything that just pushes. you to like be better and better is like I don't know how it could be unhealthy what about real quickly I want to change subjects because I'm curious what about that crypto you're big into crypto no bro everything's crash no one's making crypto anymore let's go back

to the subject before that yeah that's a worst set that subject no that's no I don't give a fuck why is that a bad subject because everybody's broke now so what fucking tell us he was a big yo yo I made a joke I made a joke I won a podcast about Jake being broke

yeah I talked about him he made like 40 million last or whatever, which, by the way, is like, fact. I thought it wasn't. It's a fucking fact. That's odd. It's a lot of money. You know who's Jake's fighting?

Wait, wait, listen. I made a joke on my podcast that he lost it all because he invested it in crypto. And, like, fucking traditional media ran with it. These fuckers are like, Jake Paul's broke because crypto crash. No, there's a lot of people lost little money, though. Yeah, but Jake didn't invests his money into crypto.

Wait, Jake didn't? No, no. I'm sure he invested some, but he's not going to invests his too much in that shit. Yeah. Yeah. But Ethereum. What was the Ethereum?

Just dropped like 800? Something like that. Yeah, bro, we're cooked. So what do we do? It's back up right now. You think it's coming back up or what? Yeah, for sure, bro. Zoom out.

All right. Don't panic, bro. Just chill. Just keep it in there. We're hanging out, dog. We're going to say. We're sailing. All right.

What's up, Kyle? I was going to say, uh, Jake's fighting again. That's the way it is. You don't know. Do you know who the opponent is or no? You don't have to say it, but do you know who it is this out? I saw on his IG. Oh, when is this episode?

If we wear it. Probably ASAP. Wednesday, right? I can't say yet. Yeah, don't. You know who it is, though. I do know who it is. You don't got to say who it is.

I can't say it's not my business. You know, but. But you know who it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Madison Square Garden, August 6th. That's crazy. I'm jealous. I'll be honest.

Are you? You're jealous of the opponent? I am jealous. I am jealous. With jealous in what aspect, though? Like who he's fighting is? Just like, man, me and my brother who talked since we were young about selling out Madison Square Garden. Oh, MSG.

Not knowing what the fuck it was. Yeah, that's crazy. Like, damn, he gets to do it first. Jake's an entertaining motherfucker. Wait, but did it. He's so good. He's the biggest troll in the world. I think, he's the best role.

I'm his brother. I see him, like, even not on camera. Yeah. I would say, I would argue that Jake Paul is one of the most entertaining people on the planet. For sure, bro. Yo, he would just like resting state that guy. I want to see Jake win. I think Jake's like, do they fix any of that?

No, nothing. There's no, like that knockout they got. It looked fixed. What? The whole knockout. I know it's probably old news. Yo, Bob was saying a lot of shit before you came on. No, it just look.

No, Tyrone Woodley is pretty talking about. It looked fixed. I thought it was fixed too. When I saw it, what do you think what people say that, Logan? That piss you off? I don't be a dick. I just, I'm just, I'm just being honest.

I was fucking fixed. I try to consider the opinion. Yeah, I think, okay. Is there a part of you that's like maybe it was? No. No, I mean, yeah, for sure. I mean, I can't, I don't have an explanation for anything like ever on this planet.

If you think you know something like, no, you fucking don't. You're a human floating on a rock in the middle of an infinite universe. Nothing fucking makes sense. We're just pretending like we understand things. So, like, no, I always leave room for an opposing opinion. However, in this certain circumstance,

I can't see why you would fucking think that is fixed. I just can't understand the perspective. He's just drop weird. What do you mean? No, it's a timing thing. It's round six. You see a highlight reel. You see the highlight reel of the knockout.

You don't know that Jake's been timing his body for the first six rounds, 18 minutes of going for the left side of his body. Right. Right. And so when he fakes that way in round six, and Tyrant thinks he's doing it again, and he puts all his power into one punch that may or may or may not land depending how he's going to react and it lands he's the hero right so that night it

works like i just like it's such high stakes for him to keep winning for the business to keep evolving i think that it's like there's so much business and money behind jake i i bet i bet you i think there are ways that there are people that are you know let's be honest i sound like somebody who thinks to this fucking flat bro that's what you sound like somebody who thinks to earth is flat yeah no i think yours is round are you sure though are you positive no but i think the earth is round if i had to just say, like, if I had a final, like, stamp, like, flat or round, I'd fucking stamp round. A coin wouldn't spin in space.

Think about that. Yeah, it's round. Think about that. Are you going to pull something off in the UFC? When do you fight? You know what I want to do a UFC fight with? Who? I saw Patty.

Patty fucking Pimblett. But people were saying he's not yours for him. Why Patty? He's not my... Have you seen him? That's what I saw. That's what I saw. That's what I saw.

He's my side. Is he? No way. You're a big motherfucker. He's your size? In the off season. Let's put it that way. Yeah.

But wait, you want to fight him because you think you could win or because it'd just be like, make a lot of noise? Both. You think you could beat him, though? Yeah. Is that the confidence thing or you're actually that good? I don't fucking know. I would like to see one of the Pauls in the UFC. That's pretty nuts, though.

UFC's way different, bro. How much of his different game is it, wrestling and all that shit? It's way different. It's a different sport, bro. That's why Jake. and even myself, like, you know, it's not, it's good, it's healthy to target MMA fighters. You're an MMA fighter. Make no mistake, you're not a fucking boxer. It's a different sport. Like, I'll take on any MMA fighter and probably beat them unless they trained boxing specifically in boxing.

And vice versa, if I were to hop in the cage with minimal experience, like I have, it probably fucking best me. You know, you just got to choose your battles. However, I have a lot of wrestling experience. I was a very good wrestler in Ohio. He's a striker, though, no, Patty? He is a striker, but like, you know, let's stand, let's... Good to have more. Yeah. Have you talked to Dana about it at all?

A little bit. Why don't you talk to him about it, bro? Should we set it up? Dude, Dana's, Dana's... Dena loves you guys, dude. That's Uncle Dana, dude. Hey, bro, I gotta go back. I gotta go back.

Yeah, you're good. I'm not bad. This is the wedding pod. I appreciate you coming on. Love. Oh, he walks in with two balls of tequila. Two bottles of tequila with his tequila. You know what's going on.

Give me a shot. Come on. Oh, my God. We're getting fucking clip tonight, boys. Guys, only one guy. We'll have a podcast at the wedding. We'll have a what? Only one guy will have a podcast at the wedding.

Only one guy. We'll have a what? A fucking podcast at the wedding. You know, we're sick individuals. Yeah, bro. I've never seen this before, but I like it. Oh, how did you think our episode went? We all, we had a good time.

Oh, our episode was legendary. It was fine. Legendary. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, when's Bob getting that ass tagger? Yo, yo, I'm waiting. Yo, Bob. I'm something I've...

You know, he's trying to squeeze out of it. Post said he has to witness it. No, he's serious. No, I thought Post said it asked to be a tram stamp. Yeah. No, that's... See, that's where it's just like, stop, waste my time. Look, guys, guys.

You lost the bet. You lost the bet. Pay your net. It was a tram stamp. Right above. A tramp stamp. Mosty said he wants him right above. Yeah, that's never happened.

It was a tramp stamp. I swear to God. It was a trip. I remember, bro. I remember like it was yesterday. You can't let him get out of that, Dre. All I know is, guys, I'm not going to be here for a long time, but I'm going to be here for a good time. No, we have one shot.

That's it. Let's get the tequila promo right now. Don Laundres. Don Laundre. Let's go. I even like a quick chain line like popping like that. And that's it. Yeah.

I just keep it real. I'm here. Congratulations. John, Reney. Also, of course, John, you have this sell up at your wedding. And the best way I can tell you congratulations is like this. Love you both. Beautiful is energy.

Loyalty, like Sammy was trying to say, is everything that you guys have. Love it. My guys. The boys are sad. I love it. All right. We're zinged.