FULL SEND PODCAST - Mike Tyson x Nelk Boys | Ep. 12
Episode Date: October 13, 2021Mike Tyson Smokes DMT and Talks About Life Presented by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. Find Happy Dad near you http://happydad.com/find (21+ only). Video is available on http://youtube.com/fullsendpodca...st/videos. Follow Nelk Boys on Instagram http://instagram.com/nelkboys. Part of the Shots Podcast Network (shots.com). You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & anywhere you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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He leaked your number?
Wait a second.
Last Christmas.
I see no better way to open than just beating the fuck out of Kyle here.
No, we went home.
We were doing the Twitch.
We were doing the Twitch stream with the gambling.
And we had Mike on.
And to call them, you had to like FaceTime them to bring them on the screen.
Yeah.
So I fucked up.
I wasn't even thinking.
And I called, like I pulled up the contacts and it said Mike Tyson and it showed his number.
Oh, no.
And right after I did it, he started getting blown up and it kept.
freezing.
Wait a second.
Are we rolling on this here?
This is prime material.
Mike's like,
yo, hold up.
Like, people are calling me
and it just kept like freezing.
And they get my phone away
to my assistant.
Yeah.
Do they still call you?
Fuck that.
You're an asshole.
If they call,
we should answer one.
Um,
no,
let's ain't answer one guy.
Maybe we should call one back.
Fucking asshole.
You're an asshole.
That's evil mean,
motherfucker.
That's why I don't.
That mean.
Wait, so,
so that was your personal cell phone.
Yeah.
And was it just ringing off the hook?
Yeah, how many you got in one day?
I think it was like 8,000.
Asshole.
So disabled, you were just done.
You had to change your shit.
I gave it away.
There's nothing worse since having to change your number.
8,000.
That's not good.
That's fucked up.
What's your fucking problem?
I just wasn't thinking, Mike.
What's good with Tyson 2.0?
Tyson 2.0 is a new project that we settled on
because Tyson Ranch didn't stand a chance.
And so Tyson 2.0 is the state of the art
developing weed developer in the world.
Is this like strong shit?
Because last time I smoked with you in the office,
I got pretty, I don't really smoke that much no more,
but I'm starting to get back into it now.
I think we have to.
I think Mike brought his shit here out of respect.
I think we have to smoke again.
Because what I possess now, this is the food of the gods.
I just usually get apparently.
Well, that's okay.
But we're all just.
chilling. It will embrace your brain.
I did say too, anyone watching, I think
has to smoke as well. Anybody got any shrooms
around here? I wish I had some shrooms.
Wait, well, what shrooms, though, are dangerous here. I've never
taken it. No, dang. No, I think
don't people, like, see devils and shit?
Well, we see good devils. Really?
Devil's going to put money in our pockets.
What does it like taking shrooms? How often do you do shrooms?
Listen, I'm being, listen, I'm being
realistic, right?
I've never
been as, um,
I'm grateful, but I've never been as, um,
Lucky and shit going so well when I'm on my shrooms.
No one can get me angry.
I love everybody.
The world is beautiful.
Oof.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
My God.
That's pretty powerful stuff.
It's good stuff, man.
It's Tyson 2.40.
Wait, so have you ever had any bad tripping experiences, though, with shrooms?
Never had any bad ones?
No, never, never, never.
It was just, it was just, this is who I am.
It's who I am.
My wife says I take too much.
But it's just who I am.
Who's Shrooms?
For me, for me, it opens a lot of doors in my mind.
What does that mean?
Like, what do you mean it opens up a lot of doors in your mind?
I see people for what they really are.
My wife or all that shit.
You see people, what you say?
No, he sees people for what they are.
I see them for the essence that they are.
And sometimes I can see that bullshit
and my wife is trying to tell me
because you want me to do something her way.
I see it.
Doesn't get me mad anymore.
If I'm not on shrooms and she talked about doing that shit,
shrooms change the channel.
How often do you do shrooms like a week?
Do you do like microdose and take it every day?
Every day, yeah.
Every day, yeah.
I've never tried that.
I only got to take it more than night time is useless.
I hear people talk a lot about microdosing and like the benefits that that has.
Yeah, it keeps you mellow the whole day.
There's no conflict itself.
Does it make you like more creative and stuff too?
Being creative is not having a conflict with yourself.
That's the most creation that you could do,
and it's very hard.
What if you have a conflict with yourself, though?
You shouldn't take shrooms, though, right?
No, no, no.
Okay.
Shrooms opened up that conflict.
It builds you up to be great and great.
Remember the time you told that person
you was gonna do something for him and didn't do it?
It just fucks it. It's weird.
It makes you, like, realize shit?
Huh?
It makes you, like, realize shit about yourself?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's actually great.
Yeah.
What is the shirt?
Is that the collab that you guys did together?
Because you guys have done some together, right?
Mike?
You and Kyle?
Yeah, yeah, that's the Mike Tyson full send collab.
Tell me about this shit, man.
Listen, I'm seeing at the tennis camp with my daughter, I'm seeing a couple of kids
to send.
They only had sending my picture on it.
What's the deal, man?
Tell me about this shit, man.
It's our clothing brand.
So we just started saying it full send.
It means like go hard or like party hard.
And then it grew to be like this viral term that just like kind of grew to be bigger than us.
So we started putting in on clothing and doing the drops.
And now it's just...
Hey, listen.
It's a huge thing.
Listen.
I'm going to put them on my shorts.
When we, if I put that thin shit, look.
They got my shorts.
We got full sun shorts.
So we're all the same team, right?
100%.
By the way, I don't mean whatever, but do we have any more weed here?
Yeah, I think I love this guy.
Why are we smoking, Mike?
Yeah, listen, working already, he smoked in resistance.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if I can have my own.
I'll be honest.
Ever since I took a hit of this shit, I'm a fucking brand new.
Mike, I'm going to take shrooms tomorrow too.
Real shrooms things like ass.
It's like dirt.
Shit.
Have you ever done shrooms?
I accidentally ate them once.
I was given,
Luke Rockhold actually,
gave me some shrooms.
I ate them and I had to puke them up
because I started to have anxiety
because I don't think I'm built for it
because I think if you have a mind
where you like kind of a little paranoid once in a while,
is there a time when to like...
Daytime.
No, I mean, like,
if you're not like,
if we're like debating doing shrooms,
is that not the,
the time in your life when you're like ready to do it i've heard people say that too this what i said
you have to be willing so you gotta want to do it like if you're scared to trip you're gonna trip
you might yeah but that's my experience you have to be wanting to do it and the light above
beautiful like that thing up mike i want to tell you guys when you came to the office you're just
like you're full of so much like wisdom obviously and just like knowledge and stuff and you're
just like there's so many quotes i remember one thing you said to me at the office you said i'd never
forget it.
It's so weird the way you said it.
You're like humans are just, we're animals that are just trained to act like humans.
Yeah, we're taught to be humans.
What do you mean by that?
I'm telling you, from the first existence of human beings, we didn't conduct ourselves like the way we did now.
I would get me scared.
You'd be big.
You might want to fuck me, take me.
So I have to learn, I can't beat this guy.
So how do I have, I get a crew.
I get more of us than we fight him, you know?
I get a posse, and then I make weapons of rock.
I take my rock and my stick, and I tie them together.
Now I've got a mallet.
That's just one of the first people.
What happened?
What happened when they first caught here and they saw somebody die?
Yeah, like not knowing that they died before.
The first people that ever landed in the lids,
they probably didn't even know they were alive
because there was nothing here but trees and plants
and whatever it may have been, right?
And all of it
You know
Some of those
Was his medicine
So he had to take chances
Which one was which
Maybe he'd die
He'd get a poison one
But that's what it was
Trial and error
The human beings
So how do you think
We like got trained
To act like humans
From punishment
Punishment
Awards
You know
But mostly punishment
You do this
I'm gonna break your fucking neck
You do this
I'm a hang
You do this
I'll tear you
Them from them
And it doesn't scare all of us, but it scares most of us, you know.
Sometimes accidentally not even meaning the good guys get in that situation.
It's just like time, we're those people in funny clothes.
That's all.
Us, we are those people in funny fucking clothes, cave mans and that shit.
Same mind thinking.
When did you start reading up on like stuff like this or D just?
We'll send the stuff.
Well, the stuff that you're saying right now, like,
Because, like, to say that we're trained to be humans and all these things that you're saying.
That's normal. Let's just checking out.
Yeah, from this perspective, if you didn't know what you knew now, it's from the baby, everything you learned from a baby, and you're 30 now, and you didn't have the information you had now, who would you think you were?
Yeah, you only know what you're taught, right?
No, but you're bliss to be in twilight anything, but who would you think you are?
If what?
if you had no information
I wouldn't fucking know
yeah I would not know
I would just tweak the fuck out
I would not know at all
listen
and all the information that you did
get with a lie
you know that's what
that's what I'm DMT is about
that's what the toad is the guard molecule
it tells you life
what it really is
have you done DMT
done it around 50 times
no way that was the thing Rogan was talking about
yeah but it's the toad
it's the toad's plus
and he puts it to the window, it hardens,
then you make it to find dust and you smoke it.
What do you see when you do DMT?
Ooh.
I want to know.
Huh?
The what?
What you say?
The toad is the DMT, the toad.
The God molecule.
Your ego dies.
You're afraid to death.
You feel the presence of something
that's so much bigger than you.
You can't even conceive it.
And the only thing you can say is that is God
because your mind can't even conceive.
with this trip that I'm going on.
And you see, you might see your 10th,
they may see your thousands of grandfathers or grandmothers.
You know, we get, they goes in the family,
goes in the past too.
You see a whole bunch of shit's going on.
You might see some shit from the Antech.
Ad tech.
You may be at some fucking Mexican,
and you don't even fucking know it in your blood,
and that's just what it is that tells you the truth.
Don't you have to be uncertain?
When you take that shit,
aren't you supposed to be like in a,
in like a tribe in the middle of nowhere or something?
Yeah, nigga, I ain't gonna try.
But dude, we're in fucking Tyson 2.0.
That's our tribe.
All right.
What do you think DMT is then?
Like, what do you think it's like, is it like a pathway to something?
Is it?
I think DMT is who we are.
We called DMT when we die and when we first gave birth to this planet.
Yeah, don't when you die, you like let out like DMT?
Absolutely.
It's just, um.
You like release it when you die, right?
That's what I was told.
It's just, um.
That's crazy
Just I don't know
Food of the gods
What was your first experience then like
Taking DMT
Where were you?
I was here
In my office
In my office
Five years ago
And what made you
Like want to take it for the first time
Because I was a junkie
I was a cocaine addict
I was on cocaine
What I did the Toad
And I used to drink a lot
I used to drink a lot
He used to be a meth
And I was 100 pounds overweight
And so I did this toad
Now this is man listen
You listen to this
I did this toad
You're listening
He stripped me of my ego
And I'm scared to death
You know
When he strips you of your eagle
You don't know who you're scared to death
And
You see things
You see things
You see yourself
You see your great great
You see experiences
That you would never believe
You may start to find
That you're so happy
And then going through that emotion
Once you go to that frightening period
Then they take you to
I don't know what to call it.
It's just an everlasting experience.
There's no space.
There's no time.
There's nothing.
There's nothing that you love.
You remember.
You don't remember your family, your kids,
or nothing,
but you still have to love that you dominate the world.
And it tells you, man, it's just,
I can't articulate it.
Would you accredit to, like, DMT
to, like, making those changes in your life?
Listen, I did it.
It told me to lose weight.
I lost 100 pounds and 4.
months right after you did it yeah yeah so what was like it right after you did it what did you like
take from the experience that um this is the first one was just a warning to um to command to be the best
you can be at just getting the best physical shape you can possible now getting the best physical
shape you can now lose that fucking fat you fat fuck and that's what it is because i you can't
I'm just, I don't know, people don't like people.
You can't mold it to fade me unless you say, you're a fat, nasty black boy.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm, I'm just a, ooh, I'm just a hard man.
I can't say, hey, guys, let's go work out.
Man, it's time to work out.
Come on.
Let's do this fucking shit.
A dude, ooh.
Where do you think that passion comes from, that fire?
God.
I'm so high and I'm so into shit.
It's the coolest moment of my fucking life, bro.
I'm sorry.
It's just freedom of my mom.
mind and knowing that
life prepares you for death
you know
we laugh at a time but all this laughing
and experiences preparedness
to death
you got the joint
it's on the floor yeah
100%
why do you think
why do you think all those drugs are not
like I don't want to say encouraged
I mean but why do you think they're like illegal
like all like the psychedelic drugs
and all the alcohol is like legal
now you're going to do this shit right
we're going to do this DMT shit right
This is DMT
We're smoking?
No, no, no, I'm telling you this.
He said why wouldn't the government
Give us a shit.
DMT is going to stop you smoking liquor.
It's going to stop you
that fucking opiates.
That's why, because it's going to enlighten you.
And then once it's enlighten you
all the bright lights
and all the, whatever they do,
promotion and, you know,
you know, it's pollute your mind.
know, subliminal messages in Broadway or else and Beverly Hills on Reda and all that stuff,
that shit won't even faze you.
Imagine walking around that, remember back in the day walking that street,
you didn't get the most expensive shirt, you would think you're a bitch.
That's how much control they had over our mind.
When did you start realizing?
Five years ago, the toad.
Yeah, it's crazy how all those certain drugs are like, you know, prescribed and they're illegal and shit.
but the psychedelics are so discouraged it's not it's not no bullshit it opens your eyes on your family
your wife you're looking motherfuckers different you just look at it's just it gives you a self
I don't know if you for you to reach your highest level ain't going to let you hurt yourself
won't let you associate with anybody that's negative and um this thing gave me some kind of
belief for me to reach my highest
potential. I always want to do something
stupid. You know, I want to do a line
or something to... I can't do
that. I have to... I'm on this mission.
I know this shit sounds so fucking stupid.
But it's real. No, it doesn't sound stupid at all. It's actually
really interesting and really interesting. High
if you want to try it. I want to get... I want
to party, but I'm on this fucking... I want to
try it one day. I think when I'm a little older.
That'd be interesting to see.
No, John, we can't do D&T. I feel like doing it with
Do you ever think it, like, makes you, like,
because we're young, we've got a business to build.
You have to have a charm in the door.
I'm so high right now.
Oh, really?
This is the fucking craziest thing ever.
If you go by yourself, he might fall in the water drowned,
but you always have to have a charm because he don't know how you're going to react.
Some people are you start screaming at the top of their lungs and talking.
And some people start his crying.
When was the last time you did it in my heart?
Well, how was the last time we did it, the to toe?
Yeah.
Are you being serious?
Yeah, Nick, I'm ready to do it again.
Why is it called Toad?
Imagine doing DMT with Mike?
That would be interesting.
I don't know.
Drop a like on this video.
How many likes do we need?
I don't even think we can film that, though.
Listen, this thing is, right?
This thing is a ritual.
It's a ritual I can't pay the guy for it.
This is nothing.
Money can't be involved.
If I give him money, that's money to go to charity.
I can't pay for it.
It's free, but it's so spiritual.
If you pay for it, you're going to have bad luck.
Really?
Yeah, if anybody gets money from the DMT,
then they'll have bad luck.
And it's really true.
Trust me, this shit is fool.
I'm not talking like I'm some fucking car salesman,
but this is real stuff, man.
I'm buying it.
Psychedelics are so interesting.
Yeah.
Have you ever taken, like, LSD?
Yeah, I took that stuff, but that's not the real thing.
That's an ego enhancer.
You know?
This is an ego debilitating.
Kills your ego.
Dimpoon.
Once your eagle goes
Holy shit
Scared of a bug
Really?
My goodness
Fuck yeah
So you get you get scared of bugs now
No I know
I just don't kill bugs now
So you find an ant right now
On the floor
You're going to pick him up on a napkin
You're going to bring him
Oh I'm not going to do that
But I'm not going to step on him
What
I'm not going to pick him up
I'm not going to be his life safe
But I'm not going to step on him
Maybe you're going to leave the aunt
Then in the room just crawl around
Well he'll get it by
God loves him too
So what if there's an ant problem, though?
Well, I'm sure God can figure that out.
All right.
Listen, let me explain something to you, brother, Bob.
Yeah.
If all those fucking ants died, you know, the world will come to an end?
If all the ants died, would the world come to an end?
No, it will.
Oh, shit.
So you've got to protect the ants.
No, we have to protect everyone.
That's why if there's no butterfly, there's no bees, the world comes to an end.
If there's no human beings, the world flourish.
What if it after it stings you, though?
What if the bee stings you?
and you're pissed off and he's still alive.
You're like, fuck this motherfucker.
Like what if there's, Mike,
what if there's like a really bad bee problem in the back area?
Like you're trying to swim and there's just like a huge beehive.
I can respect that too.
But if you allow those bees to get you angry,
then those bees own you.
Okay.
Because I know if I get stung,
I'm just saying like,
I don't like to kill bugs either.
I'm not saying I haven't killed.
I've killed a bug before my life.
But I'm like you,
sometimes across my mind.
I'm like, you know what?
Fuck it.
I don't want anything to die right now.
I'm going to save it and I'll bring in a napkin.
I'll bring it outside.
but I forgot my point totally
You being stuck by a bee should be
the most biggest pleasure of your life
But it hurts though
You're like fuck
So you have to like
Then you want to like kill it so it's a reaction
No no no love hurts
Okay
Because something
Everything hurts
But you know you want to escape pain
You think you'll get out of this fucking
Planet without testing pain nigga
Well it hurt it hurt it hurts
It sounds like a fucking hoe
Nigg Oh it hurt it hurt
Right right right
That's fucking loyalty
A fucking beast don't you
Right
You should get on your knees and bless the fucking being.
Well, you're changing my, you're changing my thought process here.
Look, you're over here.
I know what he means, yeah.
No, we over here, we're many, you know, over here.
When that hurts, I want to kill me because these things.
Come on, nigga, he gave you life.
Shit, Mike Tyson just put me in my place.
No, I didn't put in your place.
I just really is.
Explain to you what it really was.
Yeah, no, I'm getting it.
I understand it.
You're making sense.
I don't really look, I don't think that deep, you know that times.
A lot of times because my life.
No, you do.
Yes, don't know it.
Only thing to blocks you from thinking deep.
is your selfishness.
Me too.
I'm more selfish than you ever think
but I'm trying not to be.
You know, listen,
desire, the reason that we have self
of Buddhists is because desire,
but I'm going to use my desire
to stop doing my fucked up shit,
so how do you do?
How do I use desire to stop desire?
I can't.
I need this desire
to get rid of these bad habits I have.
So desire and make me suffer,
I'm going to be suffering for the rest of my life.
All of us, because we all have desire, right?
Are you religious, Tyson?
Well, check this out.
Fuck a guy.
Because I read that you were a Muslim at one point in your life.
You know, I have the characteristics of many religions, but I'm a Muslim.
So somebody might think if I speak, I'm fucking Yiddish might speak,
or Eric might think I'm either one or something.
But I love God.
Do you pray like five times a day and do
dua and everything?
Because I was a past Muslim too.
Yeah, I do more praying than I can do.
You know, my faith is to God.
And when I die, I'm a dying Muslim.
It's just who I am as a person.
I use God in all aspects, all aspects to protect me,
to love me, to allow me to love and have compassion.
And without me giving respect to God,
existence, then I'm a fool.
So do you practice like the Muslim traditions?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm one of those lazy-ass Muslims and stuff.
So I get it in, I get most of my stuff in late because I'm scared.
I want my family to have whatever they want before I go.
I just don't work for money.
I'm just, I'm just one of those bees that can't stop.
You know, I'm just, I don't know.
I don't look at it.
It looks like this is life and I ain't going to be here much longer.
And that's it.
And whatever happens in life, it happens.
You know, then the generation goes on.
I become one of the pictures at my house.
We see some of the grandparents and I hear no more.
I become a picture now once I leave.
I would think about some great spiritual stuff.
I'm going to go see God.
No, when I die, I become a picture on the fucking wall.
So you don't think anything happens, no life after death?
That's it?
Well, listen, they had this something about death of television, the science of death or something.
So they noticed when they were alive, they put them on a scale and waited until they died.
And when they died, they were like 21 grams lighter.
So what, did the soul weigh 21 grand or 2.1 gram, whatever it was, do the soul is that light?
How much the soul weighed again?
21 grams
How about they have a weight on the soul?
No, but please let me allow to tell you this one more time
The person who's dying
Allowed them to do this test
And so they put them on a scale
And they weighed him
And once the man deceased
21 grams were missing from his weight on the scale
And it happened to everyone, same thing
So it was 21 gram
So how did a 21 gram spirit do all this shit?
Explain that to me
It's only 21 grand
That's not enough to get fucking high on, is it?
Yo, Mike
Mike, I gotta taste it real quick
Your weed is really good by the way
Thank you my brother
You did a really good fucking job with it
Thank you
This shit's fucking good
It doesn't trip you out
It just feels like nice
I don't even smoke that much no more
And this is not like
Yeah look at the conversation in this fucking room
It's fucking nuts
You got good shit
I appreciate that thank you
You know why?
Why is that?
We didn't tell you
No, fuck you
We wanted this to be like
experiment and me and mike gave you the one with dm t i'll fucking kill you that's it
no mike wouldn't do that to me i would not fucking do that i would not do that i don't know you that
well it was me and his assistant that planned it see that would have been like knelt boys to a
like you that's what we did but don't get any i fucking dears do not listen man no we already did it
listen this milk boy shit is so fucking fly i thought your niggins would just start now you're all loo
for the place i met my daughter's tennis camp i got a blake two or three these little white
I put that me and the grenades in my hand and shit.
You've seen them with the grenade T-shirt?
Yeah.
That's dope.
Yeah, you had to go over there and kiss a lot of ass, man.
You got to give a bad, me want autographs, do you want to pitch it?
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You like the DMT, though?
Fuck you, Kyle.
No, Mike, Mike, no, no.
Oh, no, I spoke bad.
No, I'm not spoken to.
No.
You know what actually, as a matter of fact, I am going to turn down
the joint just for this
I want to go into DMT
We don't have a shaman present
And it's the fence
I got my girl coming over an hour
I'm gonna be on fucking DMT
I gotta ask you something Mike
Do you like the attention
Like did you like the attention
Throughout your career like you know
Everywhere you went
Somebody came up to you knew who you were
I know I asked this question a lot
But I'm interested the way
Well listen to a degree
I always wanted that my whole life
The whole world to know my name
But I didn't know it comes with a course
and all those people that come to my fight
I owe them the right to shake the hand
and look in their eyes
but you know that's just what it is
and this is also I picked up in life
as part of the job
and that made it real to me
that made it where I understood
and that made me compassionate and humble
it's just part of the job of who you are
yeah but you must have moments
where you're just like, fuck you.
No, not no more I used to.
Yeah.
But now I know it's part of the job.
Awesome.
I don't take it, I took it personal.
Leave me a lone dick.
Give me some fucking timer, right?
Motherful, you don't know if my mother died.
I got to do, you know nothing about me, man.
Give me a man.
I'm a human being.
And then I realized, oh, no, you're not.
That man paid for your ticket.
It's part of the job.
Didn't you bust somebody up at that Brooklyn Hotel or something like that?
Yes, I did that too.
I'm ashamed of that.
But yes, that happened.
But it's part of the job.
Yeah.
I'm really, I never get mad.
It's part of the fucking job.
As soon as you quit the job,
as soon as you want to quit saying,
just quit the fucking job.
When did that kind of change for you?
Huh?
When did you, like, realize that?
I heard fucking, I don't know.
I think it was Herman Monkville.
He was saying, you know, some shit,
he wasn't Herman Monson, but it was himself.
And it's part of the job.
That put in my perspective, that humbled me.
What about when someone comes up to you, like, really rude?
Or, like, while you're eating,
like, they come up very rude.
Does that, you still?
It's part of the job.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's part of the job.
It's a good way to look at it.
That is a 100% good way to look at it.
Part of the fucking job.
Listen, the people around me get more stuff than I do.
They think that my body, they can't take this.
Godwin gives them that.
They're suicidal.
They couldn't take this.
My friends, my children, they can't take this.
So that's why it's tough for me to hang out with my children in public.
Because I don't got the children.
Hey, man, come on, Dad.
I want to be famous.
Some of them think that, then they see when that crowd,
that crowd comes around them, they just fly away from me.
It's scary, you know?
You're outside.
100,000 people all of a sudden.
Just come out and corner you.
You know, they don't want that shit.
What makes you the happiest right now?
What makes you like the happiest in your life right now?
No, you're just watching my daughter play tennis.
Did she get?
She's very good.
She has a great potential.
She's a prodigy.
She's only 12 now.
She plays with anybody, men, women, everything.
And she's really having good stuff.
I'm really proud of her.
Her accomplishments.
And I just think she has a lot more to give to,
and I discussed that with her.
You know, sometimes mothers,
mothers don't know sometimes they damage their children
because they live through them.
And I always keep the perspective out there,
you're with your coach, and here you're with your family.
You know, your coaches, when you're out there with your coach,
you have a bad day, they console you, they hold you,
they rep a man, you, whatever.
But when you come home, you're a regular kid and your mother,
and your mother and your father, we love you.
You know, we're not talking about tennis today.
Tomorrow's over.
The day starts, you work out, you're back in tennis.
You make tomorrow a better day than yesterday.
You have to do, my whole objective in life
is always being doing self-inventory.
That's been my perspective.
What does that mean?
Like after today is over, I met myself in a room and I go over my deck.
Reflect, kind of?
Yeah, that I hurt that person's feeling.
That look at that woman with a lascivious conscious, you know, I give these people, it's just who I am.
Because I don't want to do it again.
I don't want to be nasty to the people, you know.
It hurts my wife's feelings when I'm nasty to people.
I'm trying to keep it.
My wife doesn't like that.
You know, she rather maybe be.
you'd rather me be nasty to hut than people in the outside.
Okay.
Love that.
Love that.
Love that. Let's love that.
So, um, like, let's go to a little bit business side of things, too.
With like, you know, different things that you're doing your business.
Um, what kind of ventures you in right now besides we?
This guy's fucking stoned.
Listen, we're doing everything. Um, I can't even, some of the stuff I can't even say what we're doing.
But we're doing some amazing stuff, especially in the real, my wife alone in the
real estate business in Orlando, Florida, and Tennessee.
And I don't understand what she's doing,
but she's buying these houses and properties.
The people, she got people moved in already.
And this is one of the, I guess,
the inventions that we're in.
And we have other landmines.
We have landfills and everything.
We just prepare ourselves for the future.
And the future is the children.
And that's all we have to think about the future of our children.
What about all the boxing shit going on right now as far as like, you know,
Jake Paul is obviously, you know, big beautiful.
My family loves Jake's Paul.
He's cool.
He's special.
Could you fuck him?
Could you fuck him up?
Huh?
Could you fuck him up?
You think?
Yeah, but I would love him.
I would love him.
I would never.
I believe it's my own fucking family.
Anyway, loves this little white motherfucker.
You know what I mean?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You know, wait, wait
He got balls
He got the fucking balls
When you see a white boy with balls
You know, fuck
I'm talking about from real ball
Like fuck you
Yeah
But you were, yo
But time out
Wait, would you pop
Would you knock him out?
How fast would you know
Would it be like Tyson
When you were 19, 19 seconds?
Yeah, but no man
He doesn't have his fucking rain
Man doesn't have his fucking line
Yeah, but what if you stepped up
And he's like
Yo Tyson you're fucking pussy, let's go
And he's not gonna say that
He'd be like,
Maybe that's one fight Dana would get behind
Yeah
Tyson versus Jake Ball
That might be the best fight
fucking ever
Jake Paul's only white boy
I know that the white boys hate
Why everybody don't like her man
I actually gained a lot of respect
When we sat down with Jake
I respect him
I didn't know it all before
He was a nice kid
He was respectful
I respect you
But when he's doing his job
He's putting on his shine
This is act
He's trolling people
His job is to piss people off
Right
Half the people want to watch him
Fight because they want to see him
Get knocked the fuck out
I know that
I'm one of them
I'm one of them
I'm gonna knock him the fuck out
Right
You would knock, Jake Paul the fuck out?
Listen, they're not real fighters.
They're not real fighters.
So he would never take the fight with you?
I don't want to fight them, man.
Okay.
It would be a big knockout, though.
I don't know, but I fight real fighters.
I fight a fighter that hurt big, strong, scary men.
Those are the fighters I fight.
Who was the toughest one for you to fight ever?
Everyone.
Yeah, but like Holyfield in his prime.
He's beautiful.
He's beautiful in this prime also.
Yeah.
a great era with great fighters.
You ever thought about going
into UFC, not now, but back
back then? Well, USC wasn't it? Or MMA?
Yeah, you ever thought about that, like?
Listen, I never really thought about that
stuff, but...
It would be no need to. There was nothing really around it was...
No, no, but like maybe now. I would...
I would train and
learn that style, though.
But listen, I'm just the kind of guy.
If I know some shit like this, I'm going to hit somebody in the
fucking street or some shit.
Right. Some stupid shit. I'm one of those
guys, it's ridiculous.
Next thing you know, I'm giving somebody
40 fucking million dollars
I met fucking 10 seconds ago.
That's the kind of
idiotity I'm talking about.
What do you think about the
what do you think about the UFC in general
and like what Dana's doing with it and stuff?
What Dana's doing what he believes
is right with the situation.
You have to understand.
That's his show. He's a one-man
army. So what he says
gold, it doesn't matter if
Me, you, if anybody like it, it's going to go.
It's going to happen.
It's going down.
We're rushing, niggins going down.
We just had lunch with Dana yesterday.
He's been, like, he's been, like, become, like, a really good friend of ours, too.
Because his son was actually a fan.
So that's how he got hooked on us.
And then Bob actually, we met him and stuff.
And he took us on Air Force One with Trump.
That's when we met Trump.
Yo, no lie.
I'm not going to find you off here, but, like, did you guys really make me smoke DMT?
Yeah.
No way.
I thought I fucking saw something.
I did it.
Do you saw the toe?
No, I thought Mike snuck DMT in my ship and he didn't.
I didn't, or you did, one of you guys.
We got to toss the ant on the table and see if you kill it.
I wouldn't kill that aunt after Mike speech to me.
I ain't fucking killing none another bug.
Have you one, brother?
Do you want to rip another one?
No, I'm not touching another joint in this house.
I'm never smoking again with you guys for the rest of my life.
No, you're good, bro.
No.
I know you're going to, Mike, they do sneaky shit to me.
They fuck with me.
How should I handle it?
listen
just taking this perspective
I rather than fucking with me
because if they don't fuck with me
I mean maybe in trouble
that means they don't like me
damn straight Mike 100%
it's not a lot
I love
just madden you around here
and a whole bunch of just chilling
talking to each other
and you know yeah okay cool
really what do you think about
you know yesterday when you saw those bitch
you should have been there
a nigga you should have been to
you know we'd be doing that shit
another thing i remember you telling me mike in the office that day was uh i want to yeah i want to know
this type of shit from you like you were talking about like a civilization of like giants in china
yeah what's up with that i don't know you tell me look you go to your um i probably look it up
giant Caucasian oh so they're white in china yeah okay that's crazy so what's the what's the
theory behind it like what's what's like the theory on
that or like the background.
It's like maybe
Afghanistan is not too far
from China here, right?
So Alexander the Great and his men
have conquered there
and maybe something happened
and they had a win
and some of the men went to
they flew over to China.
They're not fly but they got drifted
to China or something.
How big does it say they were?
No.
Look how big they said.
Look at them.
What is the story about?
What are the giants in China?
I just can't read it.
I can't see the exact.
What is the giants in China?
Hold on, all right
China have made a stunning discovery
finding graves bearing the ancient remains
of a giant people buried approximately
5,000 years ago.
Do I keep reading?
No white Caucasian.
Well, that's not in there, Mike.
You said white Caucasian mummies in China.
The bones uncovered during an evacuation of Shangdong province
in Southeast China reveal at least one male individual
who would have reached 1.9 meters,
six foot three in height.
That's a giant, six foot three?
No, that's not that big.
Those are not the giants, I know.
The other mother, the women were that tall.
So this is a fucking misleading article.
The giants are being six three.
Maybe they're all, but this is the misleading one.
The women was six, six, seven, six eight.
The fucking shit.
The women giant.
Where are they, so they're in, they're in,
I'm just trying to figure out of the story.
In the desert in China, they're Caucasian giants.
Put that in.
Is it like a tribe?
Yeah, the tattoo of a scorpion on his face.
Really?
That shit crush me out.
You're taught, like, one lane of history in school.
But I wonder how many other, like, narratives of history there are.
When you do other narratives, it tells you, and all that's bad.
Actuality, we've been there right there.
5,000 years ago, we all been there.
We're just those people in funny clothes or no clothes.
I know another one, you know.
All right, you were telling us about the, sorry to pick you on all these.
conspiracies, but I just find it interesting.
The labs in New York, like testing on homeless people?
Definitely, yeah, no doubt about it.
At one time, I used to always go up state from the Amtrak station.
And it was this guy.
It was a cool guy.
We used to hustle when we're, well, I'm 20.
When we were like 16, 15, we used to hustle together, Rob, stuff.
But now he's working for the train station.
And his job is to round up all the homeless people.
Hey, go right here, come on.
I got a warm spot for you.
Come over here and warm them up.
And then at some late time of night, the people from Bellevue or whatever the hospital, they come in, they retrieved them.
And they kidnap homeless people?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
They kid them.
I don't know they took them somewhere.
They take them.
Maybe took them somewhere to feed them.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But his job was to round them up at the end of the night.
I said, are you seriously?
I don't know where they take them to stand.
hospital you don't know what they're doing to them i'm saying i don't know that'd be so wow right man you
you homeless no one cares about you have no no no faith in life and someone takes you and experiment
on you take your dname take your dnaid and put it in a put it by the way mike you're talking
all this shit about giants and fucking shit like i love it i respect it we're all so selim is so
high and this is like the most interesting stuff i've ever heard now i don't know if it's because
i'm high or if this is a real thing are there giants in china no no no no it's a hundred
the Giants.
Okay.
So the labs.
So your friend, they take them to a place to eat and then...
Listen, I don't know.
Once the guys get them, I have no idea what they do.
I'm just telling you what he told me.
Oh, word.
And then what?
You think they, like, experiment with them and shit?
Well, I'm the kind of guy I think they would.
Because, you know, look at some...
There's some strange animals that we can't explain that that washed up on the boot.
It looks like a dog and a goddamn leopard or some shit.
And I don't know.
Where?
I don't look it up here.
Strange animals turn up on New York shore.
You would have been a good teacher, Mike.
My voice crack, sorry.
You would have been a good teacher.
He is a good teacher right now.
I know you're a teacher, but I'm saying like a teacher to school that would do something like this.
It's like a project.
Looking into it here.
What other weird science shit you think goes on in this world?
Do you think they can clone humans?
Absolutely, yeah.
You think there's been a clone of a human?
Hey, it's possible.
I don't know if they've cloned a sheep
So why can't they clone humans
Really? Yeah, they've cloned sheep
Maybe somebody needs them
Motherfuck of the clone
And whatever
Wait explain that what's cloning Mike Tyson
They've taken like the
They'd be pretty fucking badass
The cells of a sheep
And they've cloned a sheep
Like it wasn't born, it was cloned
They can clone you but they can't clone your spirit
No, but they can like
They've cloned sheep like they've admitted it
So I'm thinking they could clone humans for sure
In the realm of God
In the realm of God, this body of all just in our way.
It's in our way.
It's easy to be controlled.
It's lascivious and all that shit.
We would do better without it.
You know?
Clown, who cares?
Like I was saying, you can clone a person.
You can clone a dog, but you can't clone that spirit.
There'll just be nothing.
There'd just be a show, but there'd be nothing.
So when a sheep clones another sheep, like, what does it mean?
you're saying he's saying it has no soul
it has no feeling
I don't know I don't know
but the soul's in the sheep
but I don't know
but it's like a clone
it's a sheep that's like not boring
I've been around a machine
does it take time?
I've been around a clone
I don't know the science of cloning but
what is it
A clone dormant pincher
and he watched the other dog
and that's how he gets the characteristic
he was um
a dormant picture
but it's just cloned
I'm gonna see him tomorrow
like a dog
yeah
there you go
oh worse that's fucking crazy
yeah
so I wonder when this is gonna be at the point
Well, how long do you think in the future it'll be then until we're at the point
we're just like step in a machine and you can clone somebody else?
No, that's only going to happen when they control all of us to do it.
I know what else is a conspiracy?
Like when you go to, like, what, Fifth Avenue?
You see the Hercules, Adam Carrey in the point of the world.
You never saw that.
Hollywood?
No, Hollywood.
Nigger in New York City.
I'm just sad for a second.
Okay.
In New York.
I know what you're talking about, I think.
Adam and New York's carrying the world
Atlas carrying the world
in New York
Oh there it is right there bang
Is that it?
Yes I know exactly we're talking about yes
What churches are across the street from
Church is God right
That's it right
It's a pretty dope church
You see it um you see Atlas very close the street from it right
It means fuck God
One world order
Oh shit
You don't want that
Wait that's one man carrying the world
One world order
That's what the statue means
It means fuck God
One world order
I don't even know where we were
But we got
So what is the point
The Atlas you were saying
So it was the famous church
And right across the street from the church
They built the statue that
One man carrying the world
Like fuck God
He's talking about cloning
And that's what it means
One man order
What does that mean?
The conspiracy theory says that
I'm sorry
I'm idiot
I didn't go to school anything for it
No neither we
None of us
I have a high school education
I'm like I'm street smart
Well, I don't know, but maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
No, I like it.
They're all good.
This is a deep conversation.
You see that?
You see the church?
One world or the baby.
So they built that statue obviously after the church?
No, listen.
The church is old, right?
That was the thousands of years before we were born in different countries.
That's been the existence.
That's good, bad, and evil.
The symbol, but I'm saying actually when they put the statue there, like they put
it as a symbol to say fuck you to the church right they put that as a symbol in new york they
probably had it in greece in italy and you beckistan they had it all over this is not the first
time it's been used they're trying to get world all since the beginning of time of of conception
so when you say they like what do you mean human beings before us like no when you say like
they're trying to control us like who's like government yeah they do control us more than we
think because listen where's your phone it's right here right here how would you feel
if it wasn't there.
How would I, what?
How would you feel if your phone wasn't there?
I'd have anxiety and I'd be like freaking the fuck out.
Exactly.
So suppose they all of a sudden, you'd say, boom, no more cell phones, we'll stop.
Give us a year, we work back up, the lighter get back up, the energy income.
So for one year, no, no phone.
How would you, how would you act to that?
But why would they do that?
How would your children act to that?
That'd be fucking case.
Well, it depends if they were developed in the system of cell phones.
Maybe, maybe they'd say, hey, if we raise the tax, is your phone to come on and work again.
How would that feel?
How would you feel about that?
I don't know.
I'm way too high for this conversation,
but they can get away with anything now.
Yeah, but no.
They can get away with anything.
They turn your phone.
You know what your phone is, brother?
What's that?
My bad, my bad.
Your phone is your will.
Now, remember before we used to write papers,
our will is our phone?
Everything, our whole life is in there.
So you think put it down more once in.
Everybody we love and hate and care about is in that phone.
100%.
I agree with you.
So what should I do?
Use the phone less?
I don't have a phone.
Because my phone, my phone is my lower self.
Oh, shit.
I might look at porn.
So I'm conscious from my lower self, so I know I don't need a phone.
So you're like, fuck the phone.
Yeah.
All right.
I want to conquer the world.
And I know I can't conquer the world if I conquer myself.
Yeah.
I think it's how you interpret it and how you interpret change and how you're too good, yeah.
These quotes just, they just melt in your fucking soul.
I got to change.
God gives me that because I don't live my life right all the time.
But when I have something that, a desire or something, I have to clean my life up.
God won't bless me if I'm dirty.
If I'm cheating on my wife, if I'm doing something disrespectful to my family, he won't bless me.
He knows I'm a selfish piece of shit.
And I think the world revolves around me.
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What do you think about this whole?
I don't even want to say the word because the second you say, I don't even know if we'll be able to put this in, but the virus, the pandemic.
You can't even use the word because YouTube has audio detection, so I don't want to say.
Do you think this has been like a form of like control a little bit?
I don't know.
I just know they make a big thing.
thing out of it and we can't travel unless we take
it. And if that's not communism,
I don't know what the fuck it is.
It seems like the U.S. is turning
like communists right in front of our eyes.
No, no, no, no.
The world's, no, no, no.
They've been living, they've been doing
communists since the day. They
met each other. We live in a communist state now.
We live it. If you don't listen to me,
if you know, communist state is this.
Bob is a fucked up guy. He'd be abused women.
His personal life is shitty. But you're
nice guy but Bob's you and Bob
are great though you and Bob is great
but you're hanging out with Bob
hey you had dinner with Bob
you're fucking pissy motherfucker
we don't like you no more
we gotta take all our shit
Mike you're another guy's an example here
no but Bob you know what I'm saying
So you're saying like socially
as society
Like we act like communists
I forgot what you did
what do they call it when the government
and
the government
the government
the government and the
government and business
They get together.
It's something like in China, right?
No, Japan.
In Japan, they go like this.
My students, to a big business, they say,
give me a Japanese company.
Mazda.
Sony, so they make a contract with the government and the school.
You give me 30,000 greats, your best students,
I guarantee them jobs.
They don't do that here.
You're on your own.
You went to school, you passed everything.
Now let's see what you do.
You're on your own.
They don't work that way.
They work in the system.
In Germany, they work in the system.
I don't want to go to school.
All right, cool.
We're going to teach you how to fix BMWs.
We're going to give you a job and you go to school three hours a day.
Three hours a day.
You do school.
So the guy graduates and now this little 16-year-old boy is programming your beautiful Mercedes-Benz,
your BMW, your Jaguar, your Range Rover.
He's only 16 fucking years old.
they were going to be a bum no no we could use you for something over here they can't use this for nothing unless it's for free so you're saying communists like benefits like a society um i think this i think a piece of everything put together we're in society a little bit of everything everything the communists is not totally bad um what do we do diplomacy
I don't know. It's not normally bad.
Everything's not bad.
Everything's not good.
Because if it wasn't bad, it wouldn't be good.
You know what Tyson, you look in people's like souls, I've realized.
Like, when you've been staring at me, talking to me, you like, it's like, do you notice that?
Like, he's got the most.
Mike knows how to read someone.
Oh, Gabe gets his spotlight.
Oh, Gabey.
Gabe's been itching back there.
I'm not trying to be a dick, but if you sit on the couch, you got to smoke Tyson 2.0.
You smoke a joint?
Thousand percent, yes.
Especially since you sat right beside Mike.
I hate them.
How you do Mike?
I love you, man.
Can you please pass him that, Mike?
Thank you.
Get right, baby.
Get right, motherfucker.
I'm not smoking, man.
You smoke this shit, man.
Why would you sit down beside Mike then?
No.
It's fine like this.
No, I never smoked me before.
Gabe?
No, I'm not doing this.
Oh, no.
Holy fuck.
I can't say not your mic, but like...
Get a mic.
Gabe, accept it.
Hey, go.
Mike.
You're the fucking man.
Hang on.
This guy is fucking strong.
I can't do this shit.
Mike, no, I can't smoke this shit.
I'm out of respect.
You know what?
I got to be sober.
I cannot be high.
Gabe, you have a day off.
You have a day off.
I already told you.
I got to take care of time.
I told you didn't even have to come here today.
I said,
Go the fuck home and sleep.
And you wanted to come.
You sat down on the couch beside Mike.
So try the 2.0 and stop being fucking disrespectful.
Mike's our guest.
I never smoke before.
No.
Mike, Gabe,
Gabe, look it.
This is going to put you on another fucking level.
Let's go.
Shit.
One more hit.
Mike,
no,
it's Tyson 2.
Yeah.
There I go.
You do this.
You do this.
Gabe, I know I do this, but I'm saying...
All right.
Bob doesn't really smoke.
I don't even smoke like that, bro.
Gabe, you ever see me smoking weed?
Gabe, I'm going to tell you what.
I'm not looking at you the same way Tyson did,
but you've got to do this for the fucking people
who've had your back and all this in the podcast.
You've got to do this, man.
Come on, Gabe.
Get high for the first time ever on the full set podcast.
First time ever.
Thank you, Gabe.
Wait, guys.
I stick the shit up.
Here you go.
Here I'll take on before.
Gabe.
Blaze, Gabe.
Gabe, Blade.
Blaze in half.
Deep, deep, deep.
You guys are not putting this in a podcast.
I teach him. He's never smoked.
Don't be afraid.
You never go down your throat, please.
Sam Shaheed is going to fire me right away after this.
Sammy's, if you don't smoke, the Sammy's going to be pissed.
I didn't even, it didn't even, it didn't even cherry.
One more.
No, Gabe, you didn't even keep going.
It's got to turn red.
It's got to turn red.
Keep going.
No, you didn't get shit, bro.
Guys, it's fine.
All right.
Gabe, smoke the joint.
I don't want it.
All right, listen, guys.
He doesn't want it.
Let's respect that, right?
At one point, you got to back off.
profit say, what the fuck?
Mike, it's fine.
I respect to a lot, but like...
Not a lot of people have said no to Mike Tyson, Gabe.
I know it's hard, it's hard, but...
Okay, Gabe.
You're fucking shit out.
Oh, it's okay, Dave.
He is. Look at that, though. Mike, you got to respect that.
He's professional. He's working hard. He wants to stay focused.
I love game. You know?
You know, the reason shit for us, Gabe.
All right.
Like, Kyle?
Yeah, Mike, I don't know if you know, but these two kind of, like,
when we brought him on for the first time,
people wanted to start kicking Bob off
so there's like a whole dispute
some people love Gabe some people love
Bob you gotta love both of them
I love both of them too
I love you both of them man
listen man like you know it's part of the job
it's part of the job be fucking looking at
Bob yeah but some people
don't like looking at me no compliment to that Jesus
it's not a lot of people that don't like to do in that
I would expect you to have my fucking back there it was kind of like a subtle
jab almost no Bob
yeah yeah they gotta watch you
nigga can you the fucking show that's what I said
That's right. That's what I meant. There you go.
That sounds better.
Yeah. It just came out a different way.
But now you just said it that way. It counts. Good shit, Mike. Appreciate you.
How much you read is this book a day?
Gabe, hit the fucking joint.
Gabe.
I'll tell you what, Gabe.
Gabe, you hit that joint.
You don't even smoking. So you shut up.
You can have my chair for two episodes of choosing.
No.
See?
Not joking.
Five.
It's Bob's offer.
It's Bob's chair.
Five episodes.
Five episodes.
No, no, two episodes of choosing
If you smoke that joint
You got Tyson on your left or you're right
Telling you to fucking do it
I don't like to peer pressure
No, Bobby
I don't encourage peer pressure
I'm dying
We're Celine then
We're Celine then we're Celine
We'll have second hand
Touch that Mike
Thank you
And he doesn't feel comfortable
We're staying here anymore
So yeah
Mike
What do to the motherfucker
You don't come in there more
Yo Mike
listen oh wait bring that i actually have a real question
mike i don't want to come here no more you i haven't been
mike he's on second hand's vote i have a question
for you you are
stung because i'm high as shit dude
yeah you're zapped you are getting into comedy movies
again i heard
are you getting into comedy movies
i don't know what fuck i know you have a movie coming up like
i read about it an hour ago
and bollywood movie
tell me about to read it back to me
no i don't know i've read
i googled mike tyson and fucking bollywood
i think let's do that again
i'm not aware can we pull it up
I'm in Bollywood, baby.
What they're saying about me?
I can't read word for shit from my dad.
I can't see.
Boxing legend Mike Tyson to appear in a Bollywood action movie.
Dang, there it is.
All right.
Talk about it.
Legendary boxer Mike Tyson is making his debut in Bollywood
featuring an upcoming Indian sports action film Liger.
Oh, shit.
Is that about like a crossbeater?
Liger of the Tiger and a line mix.
Did you see one in real life?
Yeah.
How was it?
Big.
Really?
They're like a thousand pounds
The lion?
No, it's a liger
Like you've seen Napoleon Dynamite?
Well, it's a liger
Oh, it's a fake animal though?
No, they bred a tiger and a lion
It's the bigger cat in the world
Could you fuck it up?
No way
You love predator videos
I love it bro
I get a little shit
You can take that thing
Two seconds to kill you
Imagine dying that fast
Bro, Ligers are off
That's beautiful
You can take a liger
No, it's a beautiful animal
Yeah, but if we wanted to fuck you up
And it looked you in the eyes
Did you like, how trained was
So quick, I wouldn't think about fighting.
Oh, so you're going to do it.
Before I thought about throwing a pun, I'd be dead, huh?
How, like, well-trained was the Liger?
Like, what environment was it in?
Was it completely chained up the whole time?
Okay.
In the cage.
And when they keep in the, when the captain in a cage, when you got company,
that means he doesn't like people that much.
Yeah.
If you had a captain, you can't play with everybody.
Everybody played with them and stuff.
I'm lying.
Everybody's- Can we put the Liger thing back on again?
I really want to talk about the movie, though.
What is it?
Are you in it?
the movie name is
like I don't know
let's do some trailer
shit
look at the trailer
yeah let's watch the trailer
let's watch the trailer
I never trailed for you
I never did this shit
no
no
do you see the trailer
all your niggas
surprising me
dad
all these niggas
surprised me
I don't know about the
Mike shredded
fucking five pounds
of DMT
and took a flight
to India
and just fucking
knock it out
it came back
it's my trailer
right here man
that's your own
came back
and fucking
I can't be my trailer
oh man
man.
You want a little...
This is fucking incredible.
It's going to be like a two-hour one.
This is the trailer for Lager?
Oh, we can't get the lights.
Concept trailer.
It's not the actual trailer.
This is supposed to be me, right?
They're looking nice, Mike.
I think this is some phony shit, no?
Watch the trailer, Kyle.
This is fucking nuts.
So, Mike, is this your movie?
I don't know this shit.
No, this is a concept trailer.
We shouldn't even watch this.
It's fake.
Yeah, it's like if they do the movie about you,
they're going to be like this.
I just hit it, bro.
Bro, I just ripped it.
I just do it real quick.
Want to make sure there's no DMT in it, Mike.
That's this shit, man.
I don't know what I just said.
That's the way I jump, bro.
talking about talking about
talking about
the tiger thing
or the lion thing
like we heard about that you like
animals and you want to fight a tiger
I think or like
sorry do you want to fight a gorilla
and he offered $10,000
to do that
is that true?
I was young then
I was young
why come in your mind want to fight a gorilla
God
no you pay 10,000
Hell no, I would be dead
Well, of course you'd be there
Because you're not willing to try to be God
It's actually a true story though, Mike
Like you went to a zoo and you
You want to talk about this game shit
All right
No, see what I'm not real shit guys
We're talking about fucking this shit
So everybody focused back again Mike
Where you were at with the last statement
Great job
Where did you get the tigers from?
Black market
Really
That's the tiger that you
that you should feed like horse meat before
and I heard that you like
you eat with them
that's true?
In my catch yeah
holy flee with me
Mike how do you
how does one going about like
go about buying a tiger on the black market
number one you have to know someone
so you know someone okay
I have no this is interesting
this is so interesting I mean black market shopping
no no no all right this is very interesting
I want to cop something off the black market
that's a great question I will say like a plus
This is my car deal.
This Italian guy, he's my car dealer.
He gets me my Ferrari, drools, voices.
He gets me great cars.
And I'm in prison and we're talking.
And I'm talking about the next new car that's coming out of whatever.
The F-50 was a new car on Ferrari, 1995.
The F-50 was the car.
So one of my other friends had older money.
He said, if he don't pay me my money, I'm going to sell some of these cars and get some animals.
I said, what do you mean, he gets them at?
I'm like horses and stuff.
I said, man, you can get horses,
but that's kind of, you need to get tigers, flying.
He said, you know you look bad in that fucking Ferrari
with a tiger Mike.
And I said, yeah, you're right.
Get me two of them.
So as soon as I came home, I saw the tiger.
The baby, there are little cubs.
That rain stuff.
Two little cubs.
Wow.
Do you get DMT off the black market, too?
Excuse me?
Do you get the DMT off the black market?
I don't know anything with that shit comes on.
So interesting.
So interesting.
I don't know when I go home, my assistant, Troy, has a DMT joint, and I'm going to hear.
Troy's just always got shit on lock, eh?
You got a good right-hand man.
It's important to have a right-hand man, right-hand man, right?
Who's your right-hand man right now?
Troy, they don't call them right-hand man's no more.
They call them wing man.
Okay.
So who's your wingman?
Troy's my wing man.
Who's Troy?
Troy, look at this nigger, man.
I know Troy, I'm seeing him there, but what is Troy in value to your life?
Excuse me?
What does Troy add in value to your life?
Troy, come sit.
You want to say it?
No, I want you to give Troy.
Sit in.
Let's get Troy.
Troy, get in here.
Troy, come on in for a minute.
Come in for a minute.
Right?
Is that cool?
Yeah.
I love for him to come in.
That would be.
Gabe, I got to give up the mic.
Gabe, stop out for a minute.
Let's get Troy in here for 10 seconds.
I had one more question.
I can even ask the question.
Okay.
Shit, there's John on the podcast.
No, I don't know.
I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to have.
Because it's always important, right?
Because my thing is this.
You got, it's important to have a right-hand man, right?
Wingman.
Wingman.
So you two, this is your fucking wingman.
Yes.
Why is he good?
Why is he Mike Tyson's wingman?
Because he knows Mike Tyson.
He works for the best interest of Mike Tyson.
He works to me to be a better person.
That's his job to allow me to be a better person.
That's dope.
How did you guys meet?
Yeah.
Not too much.
I got in here pretty lucky.
one of my buddies from high school growing up
his dad
like is a movie producer
had Mike in a couple movies
and then Mike needed an assistant
so here I am
he's your fucking guy I love that
how long you guys been working together
about three years
going on four years
that's dope
time goes so fast
Gabe's fucking good too
this guy's good
I feel bad it took Gabe spot
no you can take you back though
we wanted to like just keep the floor here
why it's how good is it Mike
and listen check this out
This is why Troy, you need to talk to me and talk to Troy.
Troy would get you in touch with me.
You need anything for me, you talk to Troy.
Troy talks to me.
You get what you need for me.
Yep, so I'm the closest point of contact for Mike.
That's a lot of trust.
So it's like, so how long does it take you to develop trust in someone?
No, it has nothing to do with trust.
You know what I mean, the only person that could hurt me is a friend,
and he was just working with me.
He'd become my friend, but, you know, anybody,
could hurt you but a friend you have to be careful of your friend more so the people that you may
think is your enemy who you never had conflict with you have to understand these things you know
if you know your friend your friend is not going to always help you and sometimes your enemy's
gonna help you you know and that's just how the world go world is tricky we don't understand that
wow that's that's crazy 100% sometimes your enemies will help you no everybody you fight is
not your enemy and everybody that helps you is not your friend and everybody that helps you is not your
friend.
A guy may help you
to get a billion dollars just to steal it.
Right, but then exactly.
Right.
That's fucking nuts.
So do you have you, are you somebody that like,
Britney Spears, something in that.
Yeah.
What's,
what's happened with her?
Well, I'm glad that she's getting her life back.
She's just an awesome girl.
I used to hate that white pop shit too,
but as a person, she's a tiger, man.
I have so much respect for her as a person.
Some Britney song slap.
I don't even care about no song.
Oops, I did it again.
I'm talking my hud's a person.
Fuck him song.
What do you think drove her to all that stuff?
Brittany went,
Brittany went off the rails or was it just like?
Yeah, but listen, dig this.
How many motherfuckers you know that can lose that mind and get it back?
No, I love that.
I respect that.
No, no, no, no, I respect that.
That's what I respect.
So do I do 100%.
I respect that too.
But I'm saying, like, what do you think led her to that point?
Like, she went off.
Is that just like a consequence, an ultimate consequence of being like a
child star like that and being that famous?
No.
In this situation, it was just somebody confronting herself and wanted to be her own fucking boss.
No, did she confronting herself, dealing with herself, and say, why you're not the boss of your
fucking life?
Why do you need these people to dictate your life?
And then sometimes they dictate in the wrong direction.
Maybe he's getting money behind the table that you could have added to your part.
You know, that's what happened.
These managers, they do deals behind the table with money you'll never see.
And unfortunately, that's a family.
But, you know, I read this.
No, it's like a video I see, and the video say the dark evil energy
would use anything to take away your spirit.
Use your mother, your father, your friends, family.
You know, they don't care.
You know, it's a battle between.
good and evil you know once god put his hands on you and say you're the one the devil noticed
you too that's just the world we live in that's a great quote or the best we'll ever see
there's nothing in the planet better than this very interesting fucking toast i'm toast as well
i mean what are we uh Tyson 2.0 fucking slack is you guys sell it online we'll be like closing on
everything next so it's live right now next week it'll be live so yeah so what
What kind of products are you guys launching?
What's like the best?
What are we smoking right now?
Toad.
I was just Toad.
Yeah, this is some Toad.
This is Toad.
Yeah.
The shit's dope.
How are you going to be able to get this when it's out?
We'll be in about like 400 dispensaries nationwide.
So it should be fairly easy.
The link's in the description they could buy it right now, probably, if it's live.
You can't buy cannabis online.
Oh, you can't?
Because it's not federally legal.
Oh, I thought you could ship within the state.
No.
Really?
Just rolled around.
Oh, that's how it is.
I'm from Canada.
And they can, I'm pretty sure they could ship it across.
So when do you guys...
Canadian people are the politest people in the world.
You fucking kick their door.
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I apologize for every fucking day.
Me?
In Canada.
Oh, in Canada.
Yeah.
I step on your shit.
Oh, excuse me.
I kick you the hole on my side, me.
Right?
Why you get this foot wet?
Yeah.
People just say we're polite, yeah.
Yeah, very polite.
You guys are very polite.
I mean, Vancouver was fun, too.
Clean, too.
Vancouver's clean as fucking.
You know, the Chinese own all the...
I don't actually anyone who can dive into it because I'm so fucking clean in Vancouver.
It's so fucking clean in Vancouver.
It's beautiful there.
The air is fucking awesome.
I played golf up there.
No, I'm not losing my...
Isn't that fucking place clean?
Like for my fucking...
Oh, my God.
Everything is so perfect.
Canada is so nice.
Yeah, Vancouver, Alberta.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That shit's beautiful.
I've been to Toronto and Montreal, fucking Vancouver.
The best.
I love...
Vancouver's actually probably my favorite city that I've been to.
I think Toronto's the most lit, though.
No, Toronto's too crazy.
Vancouver's is just clean and, like, perfect.
Vancouver.
I like clean.
I'm a clean.
motherfucker. I like cleaning shit.
100%.
Whistler, you've been to Whistler?
Whistler is beautiful. The difference is in
Whistler, the air quality difference, Mike,
it's fucking insanity, you know.
Like, up in Canada, you don't as well.
Yeah, of course. I'm just used to that.
I don't know what I love. I love the cold weather.
I'm going to have a heavy cold on shit.
Ski sometimes.
You ever skated on a pond in Canada?
Like, you ever played pond hockey?
No, my brother into that crap.
My older brother used to play at the
by ice hockey some scary shit.
You should go and play hockey in Canada.
people fall in the ice
trying to walk across.
What do you mean?
You somebody saw he drowned?
No.
It's crack.
He kept walking.
It was a little weak spot.
It almost went down.
His foot went in.
But the rest of it was solid.
No, that's not that great of a story.
That's not a great story.
I thought somebody went down.
Yeah, I had to remember it,
but he didn't really go dad
the fucking foot went down.
But everyone in Canada grows up playing pond hockey
when it's winter.
I mean, I'm drowned.
What is, hold on.
I'm seeing two.
Not many.
Not many.
Not many, but like, it's just a risk you got it.
You know when it's frozen, like you can check.
You drill it and see if it's thick enough.
It was a chunga, man.
John's got a little bit of changa.
No, no, no changa in the fourthsend podcast.
No chunga.
What's transition?
What's changa?
We got toad chonga.
Chonga is like five different types of DMT.
Shut the fuck out.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You don't get half of the smoke of this shit, nigga.
Mike, that's, never mind.
They can't talk about that.
Ooh, motherfucker.
What is that?
Changa?
Wait, you're smoking DMT?
Are you trolling?
No, I swear.
That's DMT.
Yeah.
You smell it?
No, get that fucking shit away from me.
I can't do, not today.
Although there would be one time to do it.
That would be Mike Tyson.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I feel, I mean, we do need a shaman present, though.
said the rule is you need a shaman.
We don't have a shaman.
This kind of stuff we can sneak around.
It's not going to make you pass out.
Other shit that whoa.
If your body goes here, you're so good there.
You're like, fuck.
Really?
20 minutes you're going to get 10,000 years of experience in 20 fucking minute.
Can you get like a contact DMT?
Can you get like a contact?
The smoke started blowing me nervous.
I believe you could, yeah.
Can you?
All right, well, fuck that shit then.
Like put that fucking DMT out here?
I ain't touching that, Mike.
I don't even smoke.
I'm fucking blitzed.
I like it, though.
I got to start smoking again.
Put on a fucking oxygen mask.
I'm like, I can't take a nap,
and now where my soul's like fucking sucked into space?
I'm like, where the fuck am I?
It was Tyson's DMT.
We're weighing you out on the scale right there
if your soul's left.
We're like, he's 21 pounds less.
Fuck.
Fuck.
What's some other cool stories, Mike?
No, no, no, no other story, though.
Another compliment to the weed, Mike.
this weed for anybody that's fucking watching
I'm not doing this as an ad plug or anything
because Mike's got a shit but this fucking weed
is great it beats black leprechaun
it beats that shit that we smoked
with Tori Lanes we smoked with Tori Lanes and we liked
his weed but yeah this is a little
stronger but it's still not that point we're like
dude I used to smoke all the time and then I stopped
and then when I started again
I just started like getting so paranoid
and shit but now this shit's like Tori's shit
is great but your shit is fucking
it's prime yeah it's
I mean he's good tory shit it's
what how many stores curry shit out i don't know any of the details of black leprechawn or however that
fucking thing's run i've smoked it once but boys try toad let us know what you think
what's going on with the milk boys collab you can't keep oh you can't keep the toad in the
fucking store yeah no in Vegas it just flies yeah same day that's dope
flying toad what's the name of that place again planet 13 yeah planet 13 the biggest
dispensary in the world sorry say that again it's what
Planet 13, Las Vegas, Nevada is the biggest spencery in the world.
And my product sells out.
Wow.
Yeah.
And you all praise me to God.
God is great.
What states?
Is it Justin Callie available?
Hey, Troy?
Is it Justin Callie it's available?
Mike, by the way, no, it's in a few different states.
I have one.
Thank you.
You have a drink?
You good?
Thank you.
You want to drink, brother?
I'm good.
I really like you.
They told me you as an asshole, everybody.
Really?
Everybody told Bob was the asshole.
Bob's a great guy
I try our I mean you know
I think you beautiful man
You're a good man thank you Michael
I appreciate that
But everybody said I was an asshole
Yeah he tried to sell me
Sell me a dude yeah no
Because there one thing I'll say about shit out there
One thing I'll say about Bob is
He never asks for much
And he always he's always trying to help us
He always cares about
You know it's not your brand
You wanted a boy
You treat it's like full sudden like it's his
He's done so much of us dude
Connecting us with Dana
Appreciate that
Well don't let's stay by day
let's keep this podcast fucking going. Mike, I appreciate the
Bob is the go. Thank you. I appreciate the compliment.
That's a very nice view. All.
Well, there's somebody.
A little slow clap for Bob. So many people I would like to thank during this moment here.
The fans are fucking punching their TVs right now, but we're clapping.
No, we can't. Now, listen, here's a deal.
And this is the good thing about podcast.
And I think our podcast show, Mike, is like Kyle's cutthroat.
And so like, Kyle will be like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's go. Bob, you're out one.
Gabe, you're in one. Like, you don't know.
That's the cool thing about this podcast.
We don't have three set hosts.
We just keep.
fun with it. I mean,
we don't want to follow that typical podcast
format. Everyone's like, you need a set.
Like, you got to like, but we just didn't
just talking. He gets comfortable.
Yeah.
Don't ask me a hard question. You just talk
about life. What's the shit?
You got to go through. We all go through
so he can't avoid it. You know?
Yo, Mike, that was the funniest thing ever, bro.
Your mic was right here.
You were talking?
Yo, tell them the story. We never talked, Bob.
You never talked about it yet. But, uh, I'm fucking
listen to them, Kyle.
So, Mike, there was a
I don't know if you know the NFL player, Josh
Gordon. He got banned
from the NFL because he failed
his drug test because of marijuana.
And Bob, you continue it?
No, I don't want to even get into Josh Gordon. I'll tell you why.
Because I want to get to Josh Gordon.
Trust me. Talk about it now. I've done a lot for Josh.
Josh is a
Josh. What happened to Josh? Tell the fucking story to Mike.
Look, do you know what Josh Gordon is? You're a football fan,
right?
NFL. I don't know. Talk me
about Josh.
No, no, no, no. This is a cool story.
It's a marijuana story. I helped get this guy
back in the NFL.
How do you do that?
It just worked hard for it
But he also did his shit
And I put together a good team for him
Talk about the story of how you did it
It's a cool story bro
I don't know you're humble
Come on man tell it
I mean
He's cool he got a
The player was banned from the NFL
Cause of Marijuana
They kicked him out of the league
He was on his couch
Bob said he was about to start
Another job like a real job
And Bob went over there
And told him get the fuck off your ass
And he used his connections
To like literally get him back in the NFL
On the fucking ears
I had to read a football team
I'll tell you that's how, you know, that's how I get more.
Bro, we worked really well together.
Like Josh was a guy who, you know, he didn't have a lot of people helping him out.
He was done, you know?
He'd been spent it eight times.
Did you hook him up with Hiller?
We all worked together as a team perfectly, executed perfectly.
We're patient and just played it perfect.
Now he has a chance with the Super Bowl with the Kansas City Chiefs.
When he could have probably with the lack of the right team, Ben in the spot he's in right now.
He's done a great job.
And hopefully this podcast is airing a little later.
How do you feel about that?
I feel about that.
I feel great, but it's moving.
on. I just got my job done. That was it.
Is he officially reinstated? He's reinstated. He's
signed. He's for the Kansas City Chiefs and he's
playing with a Super Bowl fucking team right now. He just practiced
today. Or excuse me, this is obviously
a couple weeks ago. So Troy, how did it
go down on your end? Like,
what was like your, how we did the Tyson
full sign collab?
Like, what do you mean? Like,
was it, I know John,
you guys have been friends for a long time,
but how was it on like your end? Like,
what did you think of the collab and stuff? Oh, I think
it's awesome. That's amazing. How much
you guys so.
I'm excited about it.
I mean, yeah.
Troy's really excited about the collaboration.
He just thought that was the future.
This might have been my funest.
I'd say my most fun hour and a half
I've ever had my life.
I'll just say that.
We're not done, bro.
Yeah, I hear the note.
I'm not trying to close it.
Bob just needs another joint.
Want to smoke some more, Bobby?
You know what's good?
I got some for later that I was stock up.
I got some, Mikey.
Don't even fucking think about it.
Let's change subjects for Liger on TV.
Where is it?
Pull that fucking thing up again.
What's going on with the Nelk boys
collaborating with Tyson 2.0?
You got to talk to Kyle about that.
Kyle's that's Kyle's baby.
What do you want to do?
What should we do?
Should we do like a full sense train or something?
I think we should get together and conquer the fucking world.
I'm down.
Why don't we start with that?
What if we all got together and now that we smoked once?
Why don't we like do a full sense strain of?
Let's do.
like Tyson's weed right
see how it does and go from there
could be cool
so what how do you guys like test the new strain
just people
there's obviously labs like actually testing
it's not my son that's not my son
Brett he's a good kid works for me
he's a good guy good kid
I'm all good man I smoked enough weed
I'm high I'm good
I say no thank you
I'll appreciate it man
Mike, you're doing
but you had
what you should do
you should start a stand-up tour
like you should do a stand-up comedy tour
you're funny as fuck
he does his one-man show already
oh he does well like I
like you know like Mike fucking
center stage
Mike's in a fucking Bollywood film
he doesn't need to do stand-up no more
not even Hollywood
film that I don't even know what I'm in
yeah he literally
doesn't know what the fucking movie
that's when you're Mike Tyson
that's fucking awesome
that's
Imagine if you were in a Bollywood movie, it'd be fucking...
I'm going to be a Bollywood.
Mike, do you have any connections in Bollywood?
I kind of want to be an actor again.
I've never Bolly did anyone.
Do you still kick people's asses sometimes, like ever?
No, only in my mind.
Me and my mind.
Have you ever once been honest today?
Have you ever kicked my ass in your mind?
You, Bob?
Yeah.
Bob, man, I love you.
I love you, too, man.
I love you, too, man.
Good shit.
Fucking straight of respect.
Love that.
because it was the other side of things,
I'd be worried, but we're good.
Love that.
You know, you're part of the family.
They take you in, I'm taking you in too.
David Blaine is the greatest
magician people are talking about.
What do you think?
I don't watch him much.
What happened to Chris Angel?
I said out, that's my man, Christine.
But everybody's talking about David Blaine making this comeback.
What was he most known for?
He was known for the frozen...
He's known for everything that can't be done by a human being.
He held his breath underwater.
for like five minutes.
He did like the underwater ice thing.
I saw him when he was just doing like simple card tricks,
like a long time ago.
One Chris Angel had that show too.
That was probably,
but not he was suspended in air.
You ever met David Blaine?
Yeah, for my close friend.
Oh, well, yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't, by bad.
I missed the research there.
When you're chilling with David Blaine,
like, does he just always have like a deck of cards
in his pocket and shit?
Like he's all just shuffling decks and shit.
This is how we have to do.
He comes in.
We all introduce.
He'll all introduce.
He's just, hey, how you do?
And I said, everybody,
He's introducing, everybody's name, you know, hey, let me show you sign.
He's a good thing.
Let me show you sign.
He's always just doing magic.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Yeah, Mike and I were eating dinner over at Ketch in L.A.
And David Blaine comes in, walking in, and he just whips out a deck of cards and just starts doing magic.
Yo, when we're testing our weed strain, we should have like a break.
And David Blaine, we should just get ripped.
And, like, if he would, like, do magic for us for, like, 25 minutes.
Can you imagine that?
Why do we do this?
Why don't we put him up against Chris Angel and say, who's the greatest magician?
Who's, you do your shit?
And we just get stoned and watch?
Yeah, two guys, they get the shit, but, you know.
Like who can stay underwater longer?
No, that'd be like a crazy, whatever they do.
Like a magic off.
They have like, yeah.
Wouldn't that be good, the two of them go against each other?
Yeah.
And who's the best trick?
Yeah, well, what kind of competition would they do, though?
No, it's just like, like, Bob, like, Chris Angel does a trick.
Yeah.
Chris Angel's like, or no, then Dave went, it's like, okay, okay.
You use that one, and then David Blaine does a trick.
Yes.
And then Chris.
Angeles like oh you pulled that one up okay did you have a judge and then
Chris Angel fucking levitates and shit yes so you can't be on the judges table though
because you're biased towards playing people are just flying put up bunnies and shit everything
all right so let's set this up right now so it's angel and David Blaine yeah where do you see
this happening Mike listen uh Florida um hard rock casino but Vegas is Vegas the place
so that those guys Vegas love those guys all right so it'd be like three judges maybe they
They each do a trick for trick or something?
Yes.
So, like, I got my trick.
It's like, they draw a card.
Who's going first?
It's like David Blaine's going first.
Yes.
And then it's like...
They don't know how they go first.
They tip, they flip a coin.
Okay.
They meet in the middle, flip a coin.
I would fucking pay a lot to watch that.
Then you have to choose your best trick.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, and it's like, but are you one up in each other?
Is there like a strategy?
No, it goes up to 10 tricks right there.
10 tricks.
They're just firing back and forth through a magic trick, magic trick, magic trick.
Love to take bunny fucking dove out of my ass.
Like everything.
It's just like back.
Yeah, but I don't think they would have the capability
because I think there's a lot of setup and magic.
They can figure out what to do this.
That sounds, I want to get involved in that.
If you want to, anything's impossible.
There's nothing that's impossible.
Do you want me to put me on a challenge?
I'll make this happen for you, Mike, I swear.
I'll make it David Blaine versus Crue.
Let's do it.
No, I'll take care of it.
I'll do this in like two weeks.
That would be so magnificent.
All right.
So, Mikey, I'm telling you, you know, my Josh Gordon project?
I'd love to see that.
I'm making this.
Comment what you guys think of that.
I fucking got this.
David Blaine versus Chris Angel.
Mike Tyson program infrastructure of the pay
I get it I get it Mike let's just
figure out the general concept first
that'd be a lot like negotiating a fight right I got
this so Blaine and Angel
I got this could be a whole thing
yes like David Blaine's gonna go on Instagram be like
Chris Angel's a pussy like he won't sign a fucking contract
they respect each other yeah yeah I have
I have no tell you Mike I have a two gentlemen
I have a no failure brain my brain will not allow me to
fail I'm OCD about it I like I got this
I'm gonna set this up
and then just shake my hand
and remember this moment.
I'm serious,
maybe we're going to put up the money?
No, I don't know.
Maybe we'll come.
Of course,
it makes sense if your money's involved.
They'd have to shit talk each other, though.
Like, it'd have to be like a bill.
Like, David Blaine and Chris Angel are fucking beefing.
Who's your favorite stand-up comedian right now?
Right now?
God damn.
I like Tim Dillon.
I like,
I like, fuck.
He's savage as fuck.
So funny.
I like,
Like, Mike.
Salim just has left.
Salim's, we'll check.
We got to check in on.
Stayed at the end of the episode.
We'll go check on Saleem.
What's that nigga name, Mike, friend?
The comedian.
That's my nigga, yeah.
I love that we get to, like, have people like you on, like, literally, like, a fucking living legend.
You get to learn so much.
Insanity.
When he says shit, it just, like, it hits.
Bro, you were the most passionate motherfucker I've ever met in my life.
Like, your eyes, when you look at somebody, you fucking just take yourself.
Like, I'm, like, literally like, fuck, I got to fix this.
I got to fix this.
I know.
Like, you're an inspirational guy.
and you're fucking hats off to everything you've done literally in your fucking career you're
one of a legend you know that already so i'm not going to fucking tweet your horn but at the other day
and you're still in the game fucking rock and roll mike's just so insightful about shit but if you
still you know i've met a lot of great people you know i met a lot of people with the title great
but most of them wasn't good people so what am i going to be a great person that's miserable
and bad or a person who's just good good is better than good
great by far.
Great is overwhelming.
Great as, um,
ego eclipsing
their word.
And sometimes my eagle, once it's
the eclipse, it's out of whack.
You know, once something
eclipse your ego, your eagle corn
all over the place.
I mean, do we just drop the mic right there, the end of the
pocket? Yeah.
That's it. That's awesome.
You finish this with us?
All right.
Go ahead, milk boys.
You got a.
We wrap it up.
We're absolutely cooked.
Mike, seriously, like we just, Bob just said,
thank you, like, it really means a lot
that you're coming through.
It's an honor to just, you know,
have your time and speak with you.
Learned a lot.
What's next?
We've got to figure out our next move before,
what should we do next?
Should we, we got to work on something together, Troy.
What do you think?
Before we sign off, I think we should keep the fans posted.
Yeah, I think we should work on some collab with some,
get you guys your own strain or something.
So next step, we got to test the strain.
I agree.
And then we can put you a guy in the cannabis.
cup let's do it we gotta see what you guys really like sativa indicate i'm a sativa guy so we'll test the
weed are we getting david blaine to to like do magic while we test the weed or
listen i'm sure um i would that'd be i'm sure he had the price for everything right then you pitch
him the idea i can i can take care of the blaine nothing i got i got that stuff and i'm sure
michael you'd understand yours good buddy you may it happen i'm saying i'm gonna make it real
got me churley you make sure i'll make it real yeah make sure he he he can pay
what is worse.
I'll just set it up
and I'll pass on
to smarter people
who can do it.
Thank you. I'll get to the next stage.
All right.
Well, we'll talk.
We'll figure that out.
But thanks for watching,
guys.
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