FULL SEND PODCAST - Mike Tyson x Nelk Boys | Ep. 12

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

Mike Tyson Smokes DMT and Talks About Life Presented by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. Find Happy Dad near you http://happydad.com/find (21+ only). Video is available on http://youtube.com/fullsendpodca...st/videos. Follow Nelk Boys on Instagram http://instagram.com/nelkboys. Part of the Shots Podcast Network (shots.com). You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & anywhere you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He leaked your number? Wait a second. Last Christmas. I see no better way to open than just beating the fuck out of Kyle here. No, we went home. We were doing the Twitch. We were doing the Twitch stream with the gambling. And we had Mike on.
Starting point is 00:00:13 And to call them, you had to like FaceTime them to bring them on the screen. Yeah. So I fucked up. I wasn't even thinking. And I called, like I pulled up the contacts and it said Mike Tyson and it showed his number. Oh, no. And right after I did it, he started getting blown up and it kept. freezing.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Wait a second. Are we rolling on this here? This is prime material. Mike's like, yo, hold up. Like, people are calling me and it just kept like freezing. And they get my phone away
Starting point is 00:00:39 to my assistant. Yeah. Do they still call you? Fuck that. You're an asshole. If they call, we should answer one. Um,
Starting point is 00:00:49 no, let's ain't answer one guy. Maybe we should call one back. Fucking asshole. You're an asshole. That's evil mean, motherfucker. That's why I don't.
Starting point is 00:00:56 That mean. Wait, so, so that was your personal cell phone. Yeah. And was it just ringing off the hook? Yeah, how many you got in one day? I think it was like 8,000. Asshole.
Starting point is 00:01:09 So disabled, you were just done. You had to change your shit. I gave it away. There's nothing worse since having to change your number. 8,000. That's not good. That's fucked up. What's your fucking problem?
Starting point is 00:01:22 I just wasn't thinking, Mike. What's good with Tyson 2.0? Tyson 2.0 is a new project that we settled on because Tyson Ranch didn't stand a chance. And so Tyson 2.0 is the state of the art developing weed developer in the world. Is this like strong shit? Because last time I smoked with you in the office,
Starting point is 00:01:43 I got pretty, I don't really smoke that much no more, but I'm starting to get back into it now. I think we have to. I think Mike brought his shit here out of respect. I think we have to smoke again. Because what I possess now, this is the food of the gods. I just usually get apparently. Well, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:01:57 But we're all just. chilling. It will embrace your brain. I did say too, anyone watching, I think has to smoke as well. Anybody got any shrooms around here? I wish I had some shrooms. Wait, well, what shrooms, though, are dangerous here. I've never taken it. No, dang. No, I think don't people, like, see devils and shit?
Starting point is 00:02:12 Well, we see good devils. Really? Devil's going to put money in our pockets. What does it like taking shrooms? How often do you do shrooms? Listen, I'm being, listen, I'm being realistic, right? I've never been as, um, I'm grateful, but I've never been as, um,
Starting point is 00:02:28 Lucky and shit going so well when I'm on my shrooms. No one can get me angry. I love everybody. The world is beautiful. Oof. Excuse me. Excuse me. My God.
Starting point is 00:02:41 That's pretty powerful stuff. It's good stuff, man. It's Tyson 2.40. Wait, so have you ever had any bad tripping experiences, though, with shrooms? Never had any bad ones? No, never, never, never. It was just, it was just, this is who I am. It's who I am.
Starting point is 00:02:56 My wife says I take too much. But it's just who I am. Who's Shrooms? For me, for me, it opens a lot of doors in my mind. What does that mean? Like, what do you mean it opens up a lot of doors in your mind? I see people for what they really are. My wife or all that shit.
Starting point is 00:03:13 You see people, what you say? No, he sees people for what they are. I see them for the essence that they are. And sometimes I can see that bullshit and my wife is trying to tell me because you want me to do something her way. I see it. Doesn't get me mad anymore.
Starting point is 00:03:29 If I'm not on shrooms and she talked about doing that shit, shrooms change the channel. How often do you do shrooms like a week? Do you do like microdose and take it every day? Every day, yeah. Every day, yeah. I've never tried that. I only got to take it more than night time is useless.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I hear people talk a lot about microdosing and like the benefits that that has. Yeah, it keeps you mellow the whole day. There's no conflict itself. Does it make you like more creative and stuff too? Being creative is not having a conflict with yourself. That's the most creation that you could do, and it's very hard. What if you have a conflict with yourself, though?
Starting point is 00:04:04 You shouldn't take shrooms, though, right? No, no, no. Okay. Shrooms opened up that conflict. It builds you up to be great and great. Remember the time you told that person you was gonna do something for him and didn't do it? It just fucks it. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:04:18 It makes you, like, realize shit? Huh? It makes you, like, realize shit about yourself? Yeah. Yeah. That's actually great. Yeah. What is the shirt?
Starting point is 00:04:26 Is that the collab that you guys did together? Because you guys have done some together, right? Mike? You and Kyle? Yeah, yeah, that's the Mike Tyson full send collab. Tell me about this shit, man. Listen, I'm seeing at the tennis camp with my daughter, I'm seeing a couple of kids to send.
Starting point is 00:04:39 They only had sending my picture on it. What's the deal, man? Tell me about this shit, man. It's our clothing brand. So we just started saying it full send. It means like go hard or like party hard. And then it grew to be like this viral term that just like kind of grew to be bigger than us. So we started putting in on clothing and doing the drops.
Starting point is 00:04:58 And now it's just... Hey, listen. It's a huge thing. Listen. I'm going to put them on my shorts. When we, if I put that thin shit, look. They got my shorts. We got full sun shorts.
Starting point is 00:05:09 So we're all the same team, right? 100%. By the way, I don't mean whatever, but do we have any more weed here? Yeah, I think I love this guy. Why are we smoking, Mike? Yeah, listen, working already, he smoked in resistance. Oh, yeah. I don't know if I can have my own.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I'll be honest. Ever since I took a hit of this shit, I'm a fucking brand new. Mike, I'm going to take shrooms tomorrow too. Real shrooms things like ass. It's like dirt. Shit. Have you ever done shrooms? I accidentally ate them once.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I was given, Luke Rockhold actually, gave me some shrooms. I ate them and I had to puke them up because I started to have anxiety because I don't think I'm built for it because I think if you have a mind where you like kind of a little paranoid once in a while,
Starting point is 00:05:48 is there a time when to like... Daytime. No, I mean, like, if you're not like, if we're like debating doing shrooms, is that not the, the time in your life when you're like ready to do it i've heard people say that too this what i said you have to be willing so you gotta want to do it like if you're scared to trip you're gonna trip
Starting point is 00:06:03 you might yeah but that's my experience you have to be wanting to do it and the light above beautiful like that thing up mike i want to tell you guys when you came to the office you're just like you're full of so much like wisdom obviously and just like knowledge and stuff and you're just like there's so many quotes i remember one thing you said to me at the office you said i'd never forget it. It's so weird the way you said it. You're like humans are just, we're animals that are just trained to act like humans. Yeah, we're taught to be humans.
Starting point is 00:06:31 What do you mean by that? I'm telling you, from the first existence of human beings, we didn't conduct ourselves like the way we did now. I would get me scared. You'd be big. You might want to fuck me, take me. So I have to learn, I can't beat this guy. So how do I have, I get a crew. I get more of us than we fight him, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:54 I get a posse, and then I make weapons of rock. I take my rock and my stick, and I tie them together. Now I've got a mallet. That's just one of the first people. What happened? What happened when they first caught here and they saw somebody die? Yeah, like not knowing that they died before. The first people that ever landed in the lids,
Starting point is 00:07:15 they probably didn't even know they were alive because there was nothing here but trees and plants and whatever it may have been, right? And all of it You know Some of those Was his medicine So he had to take chances
Starting point is 00:07:26 Which one was which Maybe he'd die He'd get a poison one But that's what it was Trial and error The human beings So how do you think We like got trained
Starting point is 00:07:34 To act like humans From punishment Punishment Awards You know But mostly punishment You do this I'm gonna break your fucking neck
Starting point is 00:07:48 You do this I'm a hang You do this I'll tear you Them from them And it doesn't scare all of us, but it scares most of us, you know. Sometimes accidentally not even meaning the good guys get in that situation. It's just like time, we're those people in funny clothes.
Starting point is 00:08:07 That's all. Us, we are those people in funny fucking clothes, cave mans and that shit. Same mind thinking. When did you start reading up on like stuff like this or D just? We'll send the stuff. Well, the stuff that you're saying right now, like, Because, like, to say that we're trained to be humans and all these things that you're saying. That's normal. Let's just checking out.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Yeah, from this perspective, if you didn't know what you knew now, it's from the baby, everything you learned from a baby, and you're 30 now, and you didn't have the information you had now, who would you think you were? Yeah, you only know what you're taught, right? No, but you're bliss to be in twilight anything, but who would you think you are? If what? if you had no information I wouldn't fucking know yeah I would not know I would just tweak the fuck out
Starting point is 00:08:55 I would not know at all listen and all the information that you did get with a lie you know that's what that's what I'm DMT is about that's what the toad is the guard molecule it tells you life
Starting point is 00:09:09 what it really is have you done DMT done it around 50 times no way that was the thing Rogan was talking about yeah but it's the toad it's the toad's plus and he puts it to the window, it hardens, then you make it to find dust and you smoke it.
Starting point is 00:09:23 What do you see when you do DMT? Ooh. I want to know. Huh? The what? What you say? The toad is the DMT, the toad. The God molecule.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Your ego dies. You're afraid to death. You feel the presence of something that's so much bigger than you. You can't even conceive it. And the only thing you can say is that is God because your mind can't even conceive. with this trip that I'm going on.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And you see, you might see your 10th, they may see your thousands of grandfathers or grandmothers. You know, we get, they goes in the family, goes in the past too. You see a whole bunch of shit's going on. You might see some shit from the Antech. Ad tech. You may be at some fucking Mexican,
Starting point is 00:10:08 and you don't even fucking know it in your blood, and that's just what it is that tells you the truth. Don't you have to be uncertain? When you take that shit, aren't you supposed to be like in a, in like a tribe in the middle of nowhere or something? Yeah, nigga, I ain't gonna try. But dude, we're in fucking Tyson 2.0.
Starting point is 00:10:22 That's our tribe. All right. What do you think DMT is then? Like, what do you think it's like, is it like a pathway to something? Is it? I think DMT is who we are. We called DMT when we die and when we first gave birth to this planet. Yeah, don't when you die, you like let out like DMT?
Starting point is 00:10:41 Absolutely. It's just, um. You like release it when you die, right? That's what I was told. It's just, um. That's crazy Just I don't know Food of the gods
Starting point is 00:10:52 What was your first experience then like Taking DMT Where were you? I was here In my office In my office Five years ago And what made you
Starting point is 00:11:01 Like want to take it for the first time Because I was a junkie I was a cocaine addict I was on cocaine What I did the Toad And I used to drink a lot I used to drink a lot He used to be a meth
Starting point is 00:11:10 And I was 100 pounds overweight And so I did this toad Now this is man listen You listen to this I did this toad You're listening He stripped me of my ego And I'm scared to death
Starting point is 00:11:21 You know When he strips you of your eagle You don't know who you're scared to death And You see things You see things You see yourself You see your great great
Starting point is 00:11:33 You see experiences That you would never believe You may start to find That you're so happy And then going through that emotion Once you go to that frightening period Then they take you to I don't know what to call it.
Starting point is 00:11:48 It's just an everlasting experience. There's no space. There's no time. There's nothing. There's nothing that you love. You remember. You don't remember your family, your kids, or nothing,
Starting point is 00:11:58 but you still have to love that you dominate the world. And it tells you, man, it's just, I can't articulate it. Would you accredit to, like, DMT to, like, making those changes in your life? Listen, I did it. It told me to lose weight. I lost 100 pounds and 4.
Starting point is 00:12:15 months right after you did it yeah yeah so what was like it right after you did it what did you like take from the experience that um this is the first one was just a warning to um to command to be the best you can be at just getting the best physical shape you can possible now getting the best physical shape you can now lose that fucking fat you fat fuck and that's what it is because i you can't I'm just, I don't know, people don't like people. You can't mold it to fade me unless you say, you're a fat, nasty black boy. Get the fuck out of here. I'm, I'm just a, ooh, I'm just a hard man.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I can't say, hey, guys, let's go work out. Man, it's time to work out. Come on. Let's do this fucking shit. A dude, ooh. Where do you think that passion comes from, that fire? God. I'm so high and I'm so into shit.
Starting point is 00:13:08 It's the coolest moment of my fucking life, bro. I'm sorry. It's just freedom of my mom. mind and knowing that life prepares you for death you know we laugh at a time but all this laughing and experiences preparedness
Starting point is 00:13:23 to death you got the joint it's on the floor yeah 100% why do you think why do you think all those drugs are not like I don't want to say encouraged I mean but why do you think they're like illegal
Starting point is 00:13:32 like all like the psychedelic drugs and all the alcohol is like legal now you're going to do this shit right we're going to do this DMT shit right This is DMT We're smoking? No, no, no, I'm telling you this. He said why wouldn't the government
Starting point is 00:13:48 Give us a shit. DMT is going to stop you smoking liquor. It's going to stop you that fucking opiates. That's why, because it's going to enlighten you. And then once it's enlighten you all the bright lights and all the, whatever they do,
Starting point is 00:14:08 promotion and, you know, you know, it's pollute your mind. know, subliminal messages in Broadway or else and Beverly Hills on Reda and all that stuff, that shit won't even faze you. Imagine walking around that, remember back in the day walking that street, you didn't get the most expensive shirt, you would think you're a bitch. That's how much control they had over our mind. When did you start realizing?
Starting point is 00:14:32 Five years ago, the toad. Yeah, it's crazy how all those certain drugs are like, you know, prescribed and they're illegal and shit. but the psychedelics are so discouraged it's not it's not no bullshit it opens your eyes on your family your wife you're looking motherfuckers different you just look at it's just it gives you a self I don't know if you for you to reach your highest level ain't going to let you hurt yourself won't let you associate with anybody that's negative and um this thing gave me some kind of belief for me to reach my highest potential. I always want to do something
Starting point is 00:15:12 stupid. You know, I want to do a line or something to... I can't do that. I have to... I'm on this mission. I know this shit sounds so fucking stupid. But it's real. No, it doesn't sound stupid at all. It's actually really interesting and really interesting. High if you want to try it. I want to get... I want to party, but I'm on this fucking... I want to
Starting point is 00:15:30 try it one day. I think when I'm a little older. That'd be interesting to see. No, John, we can't do D&T. I feel like doing it with Do you ever think it, like, makes you, like, because we're young, we've got a business to build. You have to have a charm in the door. I'm so high right now. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:15:45 This is the fucking craziest thing ever. If you go by yourself, he might fall in the water drowned, but you always have to have a charm because he don't know how you're going to react. Some people are you start screaming at the top of their lungs and talking. And some people start his crying. When was the last time you did it in my heart? Well, how was the last time we did it, the to toe? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Are you being serious? Yeah, Nick, I'm ready to do it again. Why is it called Toad? Imagine doing DMT with Mike? That would be interesting. I don't know. Drop a like on this video. How many likes do we need?
Starting point is 00:16:17 I don't even think we can film that, though. Listen, this thing is, right? This thing is a ritual. It's a ritual I can't pay the guy for it. This is nothing. Money can't be involved. If I give him money, that's money to go to charity. I can't pay for it.
Starting point is 00:16:31 It's free, but it's so spiritual. If you pay for it, you're going to have bad luck. Really? Yeah, if anybody gets money from the DMT, then they'll have bad luck. And it's really true. Trust me, this shit is fool. I'm not talking like I'm some fucking car salesman,
Starting point is 00:16:50 but this is real stuff, man. I'm buying it. Psychedelics are so interesting. Yeah. Have you ever taken, like, LSD? Yeah, I took that stuff, but that's not the real thing. That's an ego enhancer. You know?
Starting point is 00:17:02 This is an ego debilitating. Kills your ego. Dimpoon. Once your eagle goes Holy shit Scared of a bug Really? My goodness
Starting point is 00:17:15 Fuck yeah So you get you get scared of bugs now No I know I just don't kill bugs now So you find an ant right now On the floor You're going to pick him up on a napkin You're going to bring him
Starting point is 00:17:26 Oh I'm not going to do that But I'm not going to step on him What I'm not going to pick him up I'm not going to be his life safe But I'm not going to step on him Maybe you're going to leave the aunt Then in the room just crawl around
Starting point is 00:17:35 Well he'll get it by God loves him too So what if there's an ant problem, though? Well, I'm sure God can figure that out. All right. Listen, let me explain something to you, brother, Bob. Yeah. If all those fucking ants died, you know, the world will come to an end?
Starting point is 00:17:50 If all the ants died, would the world come to an end? No, it will. Oh, shit. So you've got to protect the ants. No, we have to protect everyone. That's why if there's no butterfly, there's no bees, the world comes to an end. If there's no human beings, the world flourish. What if it after it stings you, though?
Starting point is 00:18:06 What if the bee stings you? and you're pissed off and he's still alive. You're like, fuck this motherfucker. Like what if there's, Mike, what if there's like a really bad bee problem in the back area? Like you're trying to swim and there's just like a huge beehive. I can respect that too. But if you allow those bees to get you angry,
Starting point is 00:18:20 then those bees own you. Okay. Because I know if I get stung, I'm just saying like, I don't like to kill bugs either. I'm not saying I haven't killed. I've killed a bug before my life. But I'm like you,
Starting point is 00:18:29 sometimes across my mind. I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. I don't want anything to die right now. I'm going to save it and I'll bring in a napkin. I'll bring it outside. but I forgot my point totally You being stuck by a bee should be
Starting point is 00:18:37 the most biggest pleasure of your life But it hurts though You're like fuck So you have to like Then you want to like kill it so it's a reaction No no no love hurts Okay Because something
Starting point is 00:18:49 Everything hurts But you know you want to escape pain You think you'll get out of this fucking Planet without testing pain nigga Well it hurt it hurt it hurts It sounds like a fucking hoe Nigg Oh it hurt it hurt Right right right
Starting point is 00:18:59 That's fucking loyalty A fucking beast don't you Right You should get on your knees and bless the fucking being. Well, you're changing my, you're changing my thought process here. Look, you're over here. I know what he means, yeah. No, we over here, we're many, you know, over here.
Starting point is 00:19:11 When that hurts, I want to kill me because these things. Come on, nigga, he gave you life. Shit, Mike Tyson just put me in my place. No, I didn't put in your place. I just really is. Explain to you what it really was. Yeah, no, I'm getting it. I understand it.
Starting point is 00:19:24 You're making sense. I don't really look, I don't think that deep, you know that times. A lot of times because my life. No, you do. Yes, don't know it. Only thing to blocks you from thinking deep. is your selfishness. Me too.
Starting point is 00:19:36 I'm more selfish than you ever think but I'm trying not to be. You know, listen, desire, the reason that we have self of Buddhists is because desire, but I'm going to use my desire to stop doing my fucked up shit, so how do you do?
Starting point is 00:19:50 How do I use desire to stop desire? I can't. I need this desire to get rid of these bad habits I have. So desire and make me suffer, I'm going to be suffering for the rest of my life. All of us, because we all have desire, right? Are you religious, Tyson?
Starting point is 00:20:11 Well, check this out. Fuck a guy. Because I read that you were a Muslim at one point in your life. You know, I have the characteristics of many religions, but I'm a Muslim. So somebody might think if I speak, I'm fucking Yiddish might speak, or Eric might think I'm either one or something. But I love God. Do you pray like five times a day and do
Starting point is 00:20:37 dua and everything? Because I was a past Muslim too. Yeah, I do more praying than I can do. You know, my faith is to God. And when I die, I'm a dying Muslim. It's just who I am as a person. I use God in all aspects, all aspects to protect me, to love me, to allow me to love and have compassion.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And without me giving respect to God, existence, then I'm a fool. So do you practice like the Muslim traditions? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm one of those lazy-ass Muslims and stuff. So I get it in, I get most of my stuff in late because I'm scared. I want my family to have whatever they want before I go. I just don't work for money.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I'm just, I'm just one of those bees that can't stop. You know, I'm just, I don't know. I don't look at it. It looks like this is life and I ain't going to be here much longer. And that's it. And whatever happens in life, it happens. You know, then the generation goes on. I become one of the pictures at my house.
Starting point is 00:21:47 We see some of the grandparents and I hear no more. I become a picture now once I leave. I would think about some great spiritual stuff. I'm going to go see God. No, when I die, I become a picture on the fucking wall. So you don't think anything happens, no life after death? That's it? Well, listen, they had this something about death of television, the science of death or something.
Starting point is 00:22:09 So they noticed when they were alive, they put them on a scale and waited until they died. And when they died, they were like 21 grams lighter. So what, did the soul weigh 21 grand or 2.1 gram, whatever it was, do the soul is that light? How much the soul weighed again? 21 grams How about they have a weight on the soul? No, but please let me allow to tell you this one more time The person who's dying
Starting point is 00:22:39 Allowed them to do this test And so they put them on a scale And they weighed him And once the man deceased 21 grams were missing from his weight on the scale And it happened to everyone, same thing So it was 21 gram So how did a 21 gram spirit do all this shit?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Explain that to me It's only 21 grand That's not enough to get fucking high on, is it? Yo, Mike Mike, I gotta taste it real quick Your weed is really good by the way Thank you my brother You did a really good fucking job with it
Starting point is 00:23:13 Thank you This shit's fucking good It doesn't trip you out It just feels like nice I don't even smoke that much no more And this is not like Yeah look at the conversation in this fucking room It's fucking nuts
Starting point is 00:23:21 You got good shit I appreciate that thank you You know why? Why is that? We didn't tell you No, fuck you We wanted this to be like experiment and me and mike gave you the one with dm t i'll fucking kill you that's it
Starting point is 00:23:33 no mike wouldn't do that to me i would not fucking do that i would not do that i don't know you that well it was me and his assistant that planned it see that would have been like knelt boys to a like you that's what we did but don't get any i fucking dears do not listen man no we already did it listen this milk boy shit is so fucking fly i thought your niggins would just start now you're all loo for the place i met my daughter's tennis camp i got a blake two or three these little white I put that me and the grenades in my hand and shit. You've seen them with the grenade T-shirt? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:24:49 No, I'm not spoken to. No. You know what actually, as a matter of fact, I am going to turn down the joint just for this I want to go into DMT We don't have a shaman present And it's the fence I got my girl coming over an hour
Starting point is 00:25:04 I'm gonna be on fucking DMT I gotta ask you something Mike Do you like the attention Like did you like the attention Throughout your career like you know Everywhere you went Somebody came up to you knew who you were I know I asked this question a lot
Starting point is 00:25:16 But I'm interested the way Well listen to a degree I always wanted that my whole life The whole world to know my name But I didn't know it comes with a course and all those people that come to my fight I owe them the right to shake the hand and look in their eyes
Starting point is 00:25:31 but you know that's just what it is and this is also I picked up in life as part of the job and that made it real to me that made it where I understood and that made me compassionate and humble it's just part of the job of who you are yeah but you must have moments
Starting point is 00:25:52 where you're just like, fuck you. No, not no more I used to. Yeah. But now I know it's part of the job. Awesome. I don't take it, I took it personal. Leave me a lone dick. Give me some fucking timer, right?
Starting point is 00:26:03 Motherful, you don't know if my mother died. I got to do, you know nothing about me, man. Give me a man. I'm a human being. And then I realized, oh, no, you're not. That man paid for your ticket. It's part of the job. Didn't you bust somebody up at that Brooklyn Hotel or something like that?
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yes, I did that too. I'm ashamed of that. But yes, that happened. But it's part of the job. Yeah. I'm really, I never get mad. It's part of the fucking job. As soon as you quit the job,
Starting point is 00:26:23 as soon as you want to quit saying, just quit the fucking job. When did that kind of change for you? Huh? When did you, like, realize that? I heard fucking, I don't know. I think it was Herman Monkville. He was saying, you know, some shit,
Starting point is 00:26:33 he wasn't Herman Monson, but it was himself. And it's part of the job. That put in my perspective, that humbled me. What about when someone comes up to you, like, really rude? Or, like, while you're eating, like, they come up very rude. Does that, you still? It's part of the job.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Yeah. Yeah, it's part of the job. It's a good way to look at it. That is a 100% good way to look at it. Part of the fucking job. Listen, the people around me get more stuff than I do. They think that my body, they can't take this. Godwin gives them that.
Starting point is 00:27:01 They're suicidal. They couldn't take this. My friends, my children, they can't take this. So that's why it's tough for me to hang out with my children in public. Because I don't got the children. Hey, man, come on, Dad. I want to be famous. Some of them think that, then they see when that crowd,
Starting point is 00:27:16 that crowd comes around them, they just fly away from me. It's scary, you know? You're outside. 100,000 people all of a sudden. Just come out and corner you. You know, they don't want that shit. What makes you the happiest right now? What makes you like the happiest in your life right now?
Starting point is 00:27:31 No, you're just watching my daughter play tennis. Did she get? She's very good. She has a great potential. She's a prodigy. She's only 12 now. She plays with anybody, men, women, everything. And she's really having good stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I'm really proud of her. Her accomplishments. And I just think she has a lot more to give to, and I discussed that with her. You know, sometimes mothers, mothers don't know sometimes they damage their children because they live through them. And I always keep the perspective out there,
Starting point is 00:28:08 you're with your coach, and here you're with your family. You know, your coaches, when you're out there with your coach, you have a bad day, they console you, they hold you, they rep a man, you, whatever. But when you come home, you're a regular kid and your mother, and your mother and your father, we love you. You know, we're not talking about tennis today. Tomorrow's over.
Starting point is 00:28:27 The day starts, you work out, you're back in tennis. You make tomorrow a better day than yesterday. You have to do, my whole objective in life is always being doing self-inventory. That's been my perspective. What does that mean? Like after today is over, I met myself in a room and I go over my deck. Reflect, kind of?
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah, that I hurt that person's feeling. That look at that woman with a lascivious conscious, you know, I give these people, it's just who I am. Because I don't want to do it again. I don't want to be nasty to the people, you know. It hurts my wife's feelings when I'm nasty to people. I'm trying to keep it. My wife doesn't like that. You know, she rather maybe be.
Starting point is 00:29:19 you'd rather me be nasty to hut than people in the outside. Okay. Love that. Love that. Love that. Let's love that. So, um, like, let's go to a little bit business side of things, too. With like, you know, different things that you're doing your business. Um, what kind of ventures you in right now besides we?
Starting point is 00:29:36 This guy's fucking stoned. Listen, we're doing everything. Um, I can't even, some of the stuff I can't even say what we're doing. But we're doing some amazing stuff, especially in the real, my wife alone in the real estate business in Orlando, Florida, and Tennessee. And I don't understand what she's doing, but she's buying these houses and properties. The people, she got people moved in already. And this is one of the, I guess,
Starting point is 00:30:06 the inventions that we're in. And we have other landmines. We have landfills and everything. We just prepare ourselves for the future. And the future is the children. And that's all we have to think about the future of our children. What about all the boxing shit going on right now as far as like, you know, Jake Paul is obviously, you know, big beautiful.
Starting point is 00:30:29 My family loves Jake's Paul. He's cool. He's special. Could you fuck him? Could you fuck him up? Huh? Could you fuck him up? You think?
Starting point is 00:30:38 Yeah, but I would love him. I would love him. I would never. I believe it's my own fucking family. Anyway, loves this little white motherfucker. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:30:47 You know, wait, wait He got balls He got the fucking balls When you see a white boy with balls You know, fuck I'm talking about from real ball Like fuck you Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:56 But you were, yo But time out Wait, would you pop Would you knock him out? How fast would you know Would it be like Tyson When you were 19, 19 seconds? Yeah, but no man
Starting point is 00:31:04 He doesn't have his fucking rain Man doesn't have his fucking line Yeah, but what if you stepped up And he's like Yo Tyson you're fucking pussy, let's go And he's not gonna say that He'd be like, Maybe that's one fight Dana would get behind
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yeah Tyson versus Jake Ball That might be the best fight fucking ever Jake Paul's only white boy I know that the white boys hate Why everybody don't like her man I actually gained a lot of respect
Starting point is 00:31:25 When we sat down with Jake I respect him I didn't know it all before He was a nice kid He was respectful I respect you But when he's doing his job He's putting on his shine
Starting point is 00:31:35 This is act He's trolling people His job is to piss people off Right Half the people want to watch him Fight because they want to see him Get knocked the fuck out I know that
Starting point is 00:31:42 I'm one of them I'm one of them I'm gonna knock him the fuck out Right You would knock, Jake Paul the fuck out? Listen, they're not real fighters. They're not real fighters. So he would never take the fight with you?
Starting point is 00:31:53 I don't want to fight them, man. Okay. It would be a big knockout, though. I don't know, but I fight real fighters. I fight a fighter that hurt big, strong, scary men. Those are the fighters I fight. Who was the toughest one for you to fight ever? Everyone.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah, but like Holyfield in his prime. He's beautiful. He's beautiful in this prime also. Yeah. a great era with great fighters. You ever thought about going into UFC, not now, but back back then? Well, USC wasn't it? Or MMA?
Starting point is 00:32:25 Yeah, you ever thought about that, like? Listen, I never really thought about that stuff, but... It would be no need to. There was nothing really around it was... No, no, but like maybe now. I would... I would train and learn that style, though. But listen, I'm just the kind of guy.
Starting point is 00:32:40 If I know some shit like this, I'm going to hit somebody in the fucking street or some shit. Right. Some stupid shit. I'm one of those guys, it's ridiculous. Next thing you know, I'm giving somebody 40 fucking million dollars I met fucking 10 seconds ago. That's the kind of
Starting point is 00:32:57 idiotity I'm talking about. What do you think about the what do you think about the UFC in general and like what Dana's doing with it and stuff? What Dana's doing what he believes is right with the situation. You have to understand. That's his show. He's a one-man
Starting point is 00:33:13 army. So what he says gold, it doesn't matter if Me, you, if anybody like it, it's going to go. It's going to happen. It's going down. We're rushing, niggins going down. We just had lunch with Dana yesterday. He's been, like, he's been, like, become, like, a really good friend of ours, too.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Because his son was actually a fan. So that's how he got hooked on us. And then Bob actually, we met him and stuff. And he took us on Air Force One with Trump. That's when we met Trump. Yo, no lie. I'm not going to find you off here, but, like, did you guys really make me smoke DMT? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:46 No way. I thought I fucking saw something. I did it. Do you saw the toe? No, I thought Mike snuck DMT in my ship and he didn't. I didn't, or you did, one of you guys. We got to toss the ant on the table and see if you kill it. I wouldn't kill that aunt after Mike speech to me.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I ain't fucking killing none another bug. Have you one, brother? Do you want to rip another one? No, I'm not touching another joint in this house. I'm never smoking again with you guys for the rest of my life. No, you're good, bro. No. I know you're going to, Mike, they do sneaky shit to me.
Starting point is 00:34:12 They fuck with me. How should I handle it? listen just taking this perspective I rather than fucking with me because if they don't fuck with me I mean maybe in trouble that means they don't like me
Starting point is 00:34:25 damn straight Mike 100% it's not a lot I love just madden you around here and a whole bunch of just chilling talking to each other and you know yeah okay cool really what do you think about
Starting point is 00:34:35 you know yesterday when you saw those bitch you should have been there a nigga you should have been to you know we'd be doing that shit another thing i remember you telling me mike in the office that day was uh i want to yeah i want to know this type of shit from you like you were talking about like a civilization of like giants in china yeah what's up with that i don't know you tell me look you go to your um i probably look it up giant Caucasian oh so they're white in china yeah okay that's crazy so what's the what's the
Starting point is 00:35:09 theory behind it like what's what's like the theory on that or like the background. It's like maybe Afghanistan is not too far from China here, right? So Alexander the Great and his men have conquered there and maybe something happened
Starting point is 00:35:24 and they had a win and some of the men went to they flew over to China. They're not fly but they got drifted to China or something. How big does it say they were? No. Look how big they said.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Look at them. What is the story about? What are the giants in China? I just can't read it. I can't see the exact. What is the giants in China? Hold on, all right China have made a stunning discovery
Starting point is 00:35:46 finding graves bearing the ancient remains of a giant people buried approximately 5,000 years ago. Do I keep reading? No white Caucasian. Well, that's not in there, Mike. You said white Caucasian mummies in China. The bones uncovered during an evacuation of Shangdong province
Starting point is 00:36:05 in Southeast China reveal at least one male individual who would have reached 1.9 meters, six foot three in height. That's a giant, six foot three? No, that's not that big. Those are not the giants, I know. The other mother, the women were that tall. So this is a fucking misleading article.
Starting point is 00:36:22 The giants are being six three. Maybe they're all, but this is the misleading one. The women was six, six, seven, six eight. The fucking shit. The women giant. Where are they, so they're in, they're in, I'm just trying to figure out of the story. In the desert in China, they're Caucasian giants.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Put that in. Is it like a tribe? Yeah, the tattoo of a scorpion on his face. Really? That shit crush me out. You're taught, like, one lane of history in school. But I wonder how many other, like, narratives of history there are. When you do other narratives, it tells you, and all that's bad.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Actuality, we've been there right there. 5,000 years ago, we all been there. We're just those people in funny clothes or no clothes. I know another one, you know. All right, you were telling us about the, sorry to pick you on all these. conspiracies, but I just find it interesting. The labs in New York, like testing on homeless people? Definitely, yeah, no doubt about it.
Starting point is 00:37:19 At one time, I used to always go up state from the Amtrak station. And it was this guy. It was a cool guy. We used to hustle when we're, well, I'm 20. When we were like 16, 15, we used to hustle together, Rob, stuff. But now he's working for the train station. And his job is to round up all the homeless people. Hey, go right here, come on.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I got a warm spot for you. Come over here and warm them up. And then at some late time of night, the people from Bellevue or whatever the hospital, they come in, they retrieved them. And they kidnap homeless people? Well, I don't know. I don't know. They kid them. I don't know they took them somewhere.
Starting point is 00:37:59 They take them. Maybe took them somewhere to feed them. I don't know. Yeah. But his job was to round them up at the end of the night. I said, are you seriously? I don't know where they take them to stand. hospital you don't know what they're doing to them i'm saying i don't know that'd be so wow right man you
Starting point is 00:38:15 you homeless no one cares about you have no no no faith in life and someone takes you and experiment on you take your dname take your dnaid and put it in a put it by the way mike you're talking all this shit about giants and fucking shit like i love it i respect it we're all so selim is so high and this is like the most interesting stuff i've ever heard now i don't know if it's because i'm high or if this is a real thing are there giants in china no no no no it's a hundred the Giants. Okay. So the labs.
Starting point is 00:38:41 So your friend, they take them to a place to eat and then... Listen, I don't know. Once the guys get them, I have no idea what they do. I'm just telling you what he told me. Oh, word. And then what? You think they, like, experiment with them and shit? Well, I'm the kind of guy I think they would.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Because, you know, look at some... There's some strange animals that we can't explain that that washed up on the boot. It looks like a dog and a goddamn leopard or some shit. And I don't know. Where? I don't look it up here. Strange animals turn up on New York shore. You would have been a good teacher, Mike.
Starting point is 00:39:19 My voice crack, sorry. You would have been a good teacher. He is a good teacher right now. I know you're a teacher, but I'm saying like a teacher to school that would do something like this. It's like a project. Looking into it here. What other weird science shit you think goes on in this world? Do you think they can clone humans?
Starting point is 00:39:34 Absolutely, yeah. You think there's been a clone of a human? Hey, it's possible. I don't know if they've cloned a sheep So why can't they clone humans Really? Yeah, they've cloned sheep Maybe somebody needs them Motherfuck of the clone
Starting point is 00:39:48 And whatever Wait explain that what's cloning Mike Tyson They've taken like the They'd be pretty fucking badass The cells of a sheep And they've cloned a sheep Like it wasn't born, it was cloned They can clone you but they can't clone your spirit
Starting point is 00:40:01 No, but they can like They've cloned sheep like they've admitted it So I'm thinking they could clone humans for sure In the realm of God In the realm of God, this body of all just in our way. It's in our way. It's easy to be controlled. It's lascivious and all that shit.
Starting point is 00:40:19 We would do better without it. You know? Clown, who cares? Like I was saying, you can clone a person. You can clone a dog, but you can't clone that spirit. There'll just be nothing. There'd just be a show, but there'd be nothing. So when a sheep clones another sheep, like, what does it mean?
Starting point is 00:40:38 you're saying he's saying it has no soul it has no feeling I don't know I don't know but the soul's in the sheep but I don't know but it's like a clone it's a sheep that's like not boring I've been around a machine
Starting point is 00:40:48 does it take time? I've been around a clone I don't know the science of cloning but what is it A clone dormant pincher and he watched the other dog and that's how he gets the characteristic he was um
Starting point is 00:40:57 a dormant picture but it's just cloned I'm gonna see him tomorrow like a dog yeah there you go oh worse that's fucking crazy yeah
Starting point is 00:41:06 so I wonder when this is gonna be at the point Well, how long do you think in the future it'll be then until we're at the point we're just like step in a machine and you can clone somebody else? No, that's only going to happen when they control all of us to do it. I know what else is a conspiracy? Like when you go to, like, what, Fifth Avenue? You see the Hercules, Adam Carrey in the point of the world. You never saw that.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Hollywood? No, Hollywood. Nigger in New York City. I'm just sad for a second. Okay. In New York. I know what you're talking about, I think. Adam and New York's carrying the world
Starting point is 00:41:39 Atlas carrying the world in New York Oh there it is right there bang Is that it? Yes I know exactly we're talking about yes What churches are across the street from Church is God right That's it right
Starting point is 00:41:50 It's a pretty dope church You see it um you see Atlas very close the street from it right It means fuck God One world order Oh shit You don't want that Wait that's one man carrying the world One world order
Starting point is 00:42:03 That's what the statue means It means fuck God One world order I don't even know where we were But we got So what is the point The Atlas you were saying So it was the famous church
Starting point is 00:42:15 And right across the street from the church They built the statue that One man carrying the world Like fuck God He's talking about cloning And that's what it means One man order What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:42:27 The conspiracy theory says that I'm sorry I'm idiot I didn't go to school anything for it No neither we None of us I have a high school education I'm like I'm street smart
Starting point is 00:42:36 Well, I don't know, but maybe I don't know what I'm talking about. No, I like it. They're all good. This is a deep conversation. You see that? You see the church? One world or the baby. So they built that statue obviously after the church?
Starting point is 00:42:50 No, listen. The church is old, right? That was the thousands of years before we were born in different countries. That's been the existence. That's good, bad, and evil. The symbol, but I'm saying actually when they put the statue there, like they put it as a symbol to say fuck you to the church right they put that as a symbol in new york they probably had it in greece in italy and you beckistan they had it all over this is not the first
Starting point is 00:43:14 time it's been used they're trying to get world all since the beginning of time of of conception so when you say they like what do you mean human beings before us like no when you say like they're trying to control us like who's like government yeah they do control us more than we think because listen where's your phone it's right here right here how would you feel if it wasn't there. How would I, what? How would you feel if your phone wasn't there? I'd have anxiety and I'd be like freaking the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Exactly. So suppose they all of a sudden, you'd say, boom, no more cell phones, we'll stop. Give us a year, we work back up, the lighter get back up, the energy income. So for one year, no, no phone. How would you, how would you act to that? But why would they do that? How would your children act to that? That'd be fucking case.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Well, it depends if they were developed in the system of cell phones. Maybe, maybe they'd say, hey, if we raise the tax, is your phone to come on and work again. How would that feel? How would you feel about that? I don't know. I'm way too high for this conversation, but they can get away with anything now. Yeah, but no.
Starting point is 00:44:14 They can get away with anything. They turn your phone. You know what your phone is, brother? What's that? My bad, my bad. Your phone is your will. Now, remember before we used to write papers, our will is our phone?
Starting point is 00:44:24 Everything, our whole life is in there. So you think put it down more once in. Everybody we love and hate and care about is in that phone. 100%. I agree with you. So what should I do? Use the phone less? I don't have a phone.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Because my phone, my phone is my lower self. Oh, shit. I might look at porn. So I'm conscious from my lower self, so I know I don't need a phone. So you're like, fuck the phone. Yeah. All right. I want to conquer the world.
Starting point is 00:44:50 And I know I can't conquer the world if I conquer myself. Yeah. I think it's how you interpret it and how you interpret change and how you're too good, yeah. These quotes just, they just melt in your fucking soul. I got to change. God gives me that because I don't live my life right all the time. But when I have something that, a desire or something, I have to clean my life up. God won't bless me if I'm dirty.
Starting point is 00:45:13 If I'm cheating on my wife, if I'm doing something disrespectful to my family, he won't bless me. He knows I'm a selfish piece of shit. And I think the world revolves around me. Why just survive back to school when you can thrive by creating a space that does it all for you, no matter the size? Whether you're taking over your parents' basement or moving to campus, IKEA has hundreds of design ideas and affordable options to complement any budget. After all, you're in your small space era. It's time to own it.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Shop now at IKEA.ca. What do you think about this whole? I don't even want to say the word because the second you say, I don't even know if we'll be able to put this in, but the virus, the pandemic. You can't even use the word because YouTube has audio detection, so I don't want to say. Do you think this has been like a form of like control a little bit? I don't know. I just know they make a big thing. thing out of it and we can't travel unless we take
Starting point is 00:46:07 it. And if that's not communism, I don't know what the fuck it is. It seems like the U.S. is turning like communists right in front of our eyes. No, no, no, no. The world's, no, no, no. They've been living, they've been doing communists since the day. They
Starting point is 00:46:22 met each other. We live in a communist state now. We live it. If you don't listen to me, if you know, communist state is this. Bob is a fucked up guy. He'd be abused women. His personal life is shitty. But you're nice guy but Bob's you and Bob are great though you and Bob is great but you're hanging out with Bob
Starting point is 00:46:40 hey you had dinner with Bob you're fucking pissy motherfucker we don't like you no more we gotta take all our shit Mike you're another guy's an example here no but Bob you know what I'm saying So you're saying like socially as society
Starting point is 00:46:50 Like we act like communists I forgot what you did what do they call it when the government and the government the government the government and the government and business
Starting point is 00:47:05 They get together. It's something like in China, right? No, Japan. In Japan, they go like this. My students, to a big business, they say, give me a Japanese company. Mazda. Sony, so they make a contract with the government and the school.
Starting point is 00:47:23 You give me 30,000 greats, your best students, I guarantee them jobs. They don't do that here. You're on your own. You went to school, you passed everything. Now let's see what you do. You're on your own. They don't work that way.
Starting point is 00:47:35 They work in the system. In Germany, they work in the system. I don't want to go to school. All right, cool. We're going to teach you how to fix BMWs. We're going to give you a job and you go to school three hours a day. Three hours a day. You do school.
Starting point is 00:47:48 So the guy graduates and now this little 16-year-old boy is programming your beautiful Mercedes-Benz, your BMW, your Jaguar, your Range Rover. He's only 16 fucking years old. they were going to be a bum no no we could use you for something over here they can't use this for nothing unless it's for free so you're saying communists like benefits like a society um i think this i think a piece of everything put together we're in society a little bit of everything everything the communists is not totally bad um what do we do diplomacy I don't know. It's not normally bad. Everything's not bad. Everything's not good. Because if it wasn't bad, it wouldn't be good.
Starting point is 00:48:37 You know what Tyson, you look in people's like souls, I've realized. Like, when you've been staring at me, talking to me, you like, it's like, do you notice that? Like, he's got the most. Mike knows how to read someone. Oh, Gabe gets his spotlight. Oh, Gabey. Gabe's been itching back there. I'm not trying to be a dick, but if you sit on the couch, you got to smoke Tyson 2.0.
Starting point is 00:48:55 You smoke a joint? Thousand percent, yes. Especially since you sat right beside Mike. I hate them. How you do Mike? I love you, man. Can you please pass him that, Mike? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Get right, baby. Get right, motherfucker. I'm not smoking, man. You smoke this shit, man. Why would you sit down beside Mike then? No. It's fine like this. No, I never smoked me before.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Gabe? No, I'm not doing this. Oh, no. Holy fuck. I can't say not your mic, but like... Get a mic. Gabe, accept it. Hey, go.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Mike. You're the fucking man. Hang on. This guy is fucking strong. I can't do this shit. Mike, no, I can't smoke this shit. I'm out of respect. You know what?
Starting point is 00:49:41 I got to be sober. I cannot be high. Gabe, you have a day off. You have a day off. I already told you. I got to take care of time. I told you didn't even have to come here today. I said,
Starting point is 00:49:49 Go the fuck home and sleep. And you wanted to come. You sat down on the couch beside Mike. So try the 2.0 and stop being fucking disrespectful. Mike's our guest. I never smoke before. No. Mike, Gabe,
Starting point is 00:50:01 Gabe, look it. This is going to put you on another fucking level. Let's go. Shit. One more hit. Mike, no, it's Tyson 2.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Yeah. There I go. You do this. You do this. Gabe, I know I do this, but I'm saying... All right. Bob doesn't really smoke. I don't even smoke like that, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Gabe, you ever see me smoking weed? Gabe, I'm going to tell you what. I'm not looking at you the same way Tyson did, but you've got to do this for the fucking people who've had your back and all this in the podcast. You've got to do this, man. Come on, Gabe. Get high for the first time ever on the full set podcast.
Starting point is 00:50:43 First time ever. Thank you, Gabe. Wait, guys. I stick the shit up. Here you go. Here I'll take on before. Gabe. Blaze, Gabe.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Gabe, Blade. Blaze in half. Deep, deep, deep. You guys are not putting this in a podcast. I teach him. He's never smoked. Don't be afraid. You never go down your throat, please. Sam Shaheed is going to fire me right away after this.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Sammy's, if you don't smoke, the Sammy's going to be pissed. I didn't even, it didn't even, it didn't even cherry. One more. No, Gabe, you didn't even keep going. It's got to turn red. It's got to turn red. Keep going. No, you didn't get shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Guys, it's fine. All right. Gabe, smoke the joint. I don't want it. All right, listen, guys. He doesn't want it. Let's respect that, right? At one point, you got to back off.
Starting point is 00:51:29 profit say, what the fuck? Mike, it's fine. I respect to a lot, but like... Not a lot of people have said no to Mike Tyson, Gabe. I know it's hard, it's hard, but... Okay, Gabe. You're fucking shit out. Oh, it's okay, Dave.
Starting point is 00:51:41 He is. Look at that, though. Mike, you got to respect that. He's professional. He's working hard. He wants to stay focused. I love game. You know? You know, the reason shit for us, Gabe. All right. Like, Kyle? Yeah, Mike, I don't know if you know, but these two kind of, like, when we brought him on for the first time,
Starting point is 00:51:59 people wanted to start kicking Bob off so there's like a whole dispute some people love Gabe some people love Bob you gotta love both of them I love both of them too I love you both of them man listen man like you know it's part of the job it's part of the job be fucking looking at
Starting point is 00:52:15 Bob yeah but some people don't like looking at me no compliment to that Jesus it's not a lot of people that don't like to do in that I would expect you to have my fucking back there it was kind of like a subtle jab almost no Bob yeah yeah they gotta watch you nigga can you the fucking show that's what I said That's right. That's what I meant. There you go.
Starting point is 00:52:31 That sounds better. Yeah. It just came out a different way. But now you just said it that way. It counts. Good shit, Mike. Appreciate you. How much you read is this book a day? Gabe, hit the fucking joint. Gabe. I'll tell you what, Gabe. Gabe, you hit that joint.
Starting point is 00:52:48 You don't even smoking. So you shut up. You can have my chair for two episodes of choosing. No. See? Not joking. Five. It's Bob's offer. It's Bob's chair.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Five episodes. Five episodes. No, no, two episodes of choosing If you smoke that joint You got Tyson on your left or you're right Telling you to fucking do it I don't like to peer pressure No, Bobby
Starting point is 00:53:09 I don't encourage peer pressure I'm dying We're Celine then We're Celine then we're Celine We'll have second hand Touch that Mike Thank you And he doesn't feel comfortable
Starting point is 00:53:20 We're staying here anymore So yeah Mike What do to the motherfucker You don't come in there more Yo Mike listen oh wait bring that i actually have a real question mike i don't want to come here no more you i haven't been
Starting point is 00:53:33 mike he's on second hand's vote i have a question for you you are stung because i'm high as shit dude yeah you're zapped you are getting into comedy movies again i heard are you getting into comedy movies i don't know what fuck i know you have a movie coming up like i read about it an hour ago
Starting point is 00:53:48 and bollywood movie tell me about to read it back to me no i don't know i've read i googled mike tyson and fucking bollywood i think let's do that again i'm not aware can we pull it up I'm in Bollywood, baby. What they're saying about me?
Starting point is 00:54:01 I can't read word for shit from my dad. I can't see. Boxing legend Mike Tyson to appear in a Bollywood action movie. Dang, there it is. All right. Talk about it. Legendary boxer Mike Tyson is making his debut in Bollywood featuring an upcoming Indian sports action film Liger.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Oh, shit. Is that about like a crossbeater? Liger of the Tiger and a line mix. Did you see one in real life? Yeah. How was it? Big. Really?
Starting point is 00:54:28 They're like a thousand pounds The lion? No, it's a liger Like you've seen Napoleon Dynamite? Well, it's a liger Oh, it's a fake animal though? No, they bred a tiger and a lion It's the bigger cat in the world
Starting point is 00:54:38 Could you fuck it up? No way You love predator videos I love it bro I get a little shit You can take that thing Two seconds to kill you Imagine dying that fast
Starting point is 00:54:48 Bro, Ligers are off That's beautiful You can take a liger No, it's a beautiful animal Yeah, but if we wanted to fuck you up And it looked you in the eyes Did you like, how trained was So quick, I wouldn't think about fighting.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Oh, so you're going to do it. Before I thought about throwing a pun, I'd be dead, huh? How, like, well-trained was the Liger? Like, what environment was it in? Was it completely chained up the whole time? Okay. In the cage. And when they keep in the, when the captain in a cage, when you got company,
Starting point is 00:55:15 that means he doesn't like people that much. Yeah. If you had a captain, you can't play with everybody. Everybody played with them and stuff. I'm lying. Everybody's- Can we put the Liger thing back on again? I really want to talk about the movie, though. What is it?
Starting point is 00:55:27 Are you in it? the movie name is like I don't know let's do some trailer shit look at the trailer yeah let's watch the trailer let's watch the trailer
Starting point is 00:55:35 I never trailed for you I never did this shit no no do you see the trailer all your niggas surprising me dad
Starting point is 00:55:43 all these niggas surprised me I don't know about the Mike shredded fucking five pounds of DMT and took a flight to India
Starting point is 00:55:49 and just fucking knock it out it came back it's my trailer right here man that's your own came back and fucking
Starting point is 00:55:56 I can't be my trailer oh man man. You want a little... This is fucking incredible. It's going to be like a two-hour one. This is the trailer for Lager? Oh, we can't get the lights.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Concept trailer. It's not the actual trailer. This is supposed to be me, right? They're looking nice, Mike. I think this is some phony shit, no? Watch the trailer, Kyle. This is fucking nuts. So, Mike, is this your movie?
Starting point is 00:56:33 I don't know this shit. No, this is a concept trailer. We shouldn't even watch this. It's fake. Yeah, it's like if they do the movie about you, they're going to be like this. I just hit it, bro. Bro, I just ripped it.
Starting point is 00:56:45 I just do it real quick. Want to make sure there's no DMT in it, Mike. That's this shit, man. I don't know what I just said. That's the way I jump, bro. talking about talking about talking about the tiger thing
Starting point is 00:57:02 or the lion thing like we heard about that you like animals and you want to fight a tiger I think or like sorry do you want to fight a gorilla and he offered $10,000 to do that is that true?
Starting point is 00:57:18 I was young then I was young why come in your mind want to fight a gorilla God no you pay 10,000 Hell no, I would be dead Well, of course you'd be there Because you're not willing to try to be God
Starting point is 00:57:34 It's actually a true story though, Mike Like you went to a zoo and you You want to talk about this game shit All right No, see what I'm not real shit guys We're talking about fucking this shit So everybody focused back again Mike Where you were at with the last statement
Starting point is 00:57:48 Great job Where did you get the tigers from? Black market Really That's the tiger that you that you should feed like horse meat before and I heard that you like you eat with them
Starting point is 00:58:01 that's true? In my catch yeah holy flee with me Mike how do you how does one going about like go about buying a tiger on the black market number one you have to know someone so you know someone okay
Starting point is 00:58:15 I have no this is interesting this is so interesting I mean black market shopping no no no all right this is very interesting I want to cop something off the black market that's a great question I will say like a plus This is my car deal. This Italian guy, he's my car dealer. He gets me my Ferrari, drools, voices.
Starting point is 00:58:32 He gets me great cars. And I'm in prison and we're talking. And I'm talking about the next new car that's coming out of whatever. The F-50 was a new car on Ferrari, 1995. The F-50 was the car. So one of my other friends had older money. He said, if he don't pay me my money, I'm going to sell some of these cars and get some animals. I said, what do you mean, he gets them at?
Starting point is 00:58:56 I'm like horses and stuff. I said, man, you can get horses, but that's kind of, you need to get tigers, flying. He said, you know you look bad in that fucking Ferrari with a tiger Mike. And I said, yeah, you're right. Get me two of them. So as soon as I came home, I saw the tiger.
Starting point is 00:59:09 The baby, there are little cubs. That rain stuff. Two little cubs. Wow. Do you get DMT off the black market, too? Excuse me? Do you get the DMT off the black market? I don't know anything with that shit comes on.
Starting point is 00:59:23 So interesting. So interesting. I don't know when I go home, my assistant, Troy, has a DMT joint, and I'm going to hear. Troy's just always got shit on lock, eh? You got a good right-hand man. It's important to have a right-hand man, right-hand man, right? Who's your right-hand man right now? Troy, they don't call them right-hand man's no more.
Starting point is 00:59:42 They call them wing man. Okay. So who's your wingman? Troy's my wing man. Who's Troy? Troy, look at this nigger, man. I know Troy, I'm seeing him there, but what is Troy in value to your life? Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:59:54 What does Troy add in value to your life? Troy, come sit. You want to say it? No, I want you to give Troy. Sit in. Let's get Troy. Troy, get in here. Troy, come on in for a minute.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Come in for a minute. Right? Is that cool? Yeah. I love for him to come in. That would be. Gabe, I got to give up the mic. Gabe, stop out for a minute.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Let's get Troy in here for 10 seconds. I had one more question. I can even ask the question. Okay. Shit, there's John on the podcast. No, I don't know. I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to have. Because it's always important, right?
Starting point is 01:00:22 Because my thing is this. You got, it's important to have a right-hand man, right? Wingman. Wingman. So you two, this is your fucking wingman. Yes. Why is he good? Why is he Mike Tyson's wingman?
Starting point is 01:00:33 Because he knows Mike Tyson. He works for the best interest of Mike Tyson. He works to me to be a better person. That's his job to allow me to be a better person. That's dope. How did you guys meet? Yeah. Not too much.
Starting point is 01:00:50 I got in here pretty lucky. one of my buddies from high school growing up his dad like is a movie producer had Mike in a couple movies and then Mike needed an assistant so here I am he's your fucking guy I love that
Starting point is 01:01:03 how long you guys been working together about three years going on four years that's dope time goes so fast Gabe's fucking good too this guy's good I feel bad it took Gabe spot
Starting point is 01:01:15 no you can take you back though we wanted to like just keep the floor here why it's how good is it Mike and listen check this out This is why Troy, you need to talk to me and talk to Troy. Troy would get you in touch with me. You need anything for me, you talk to Troy. Troy talks to me.
Starting point is 01:01:31 You get what you need for me. Yep, so I'm the closest point of contact for Mike. That's a lot of trust. So it's like, so how long does it take you to develop trust in someone? No, it has nothing to do with trust. You know what I mean, the only person that could hurt me is a friend, and he was just working with me. He'd become my friend, but, you know, anybody,
Starting point is 01:01:50 could hurt you but a friend you have to be careful of your friend more so the people that you may think is your enemy who you never had conflict with you have to understand these things you know if you know your friend your friend is not going to always help you and sometimes your enemy's gonna help you you know and that's just how the world go world is tricky we don't understand that wow that's that's crazy 100% sometimes your enemies will help you no everybody you fight is not your enemy and everybody that helps you is not your friend and everybody that helps you is not your friend. A guy may help you
Starting point is 01:02:25 to get a billion dollars just to steal it. Right, but then exactly. Right. That's fucking nuts. So do you have you, are you somebody that like, Britney Spears, something in that. Yeah. What's,
Starting point is 01:02:37 what's happened with her? Well, I'm glad that she's getting her life back. She's just an awesome girl. I used to hate that white pop shit too, but as a person, she's a tiger, man. I have so much respect for her as a person. Some Britney song slap. I don't even care about no song.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Oops, I did it again. I'm talking my hud's a person. Fuck him song. What do you think drove her to all that stuff? Brittany went, Brittany went off the rails or was it just like? Yeah, but listen, dig this. How many motherfuckers you know that can lose that mind and get it back?
Starting point is 01:03:06 No, I love that. I respect that. No, no, no, no, I respect that. That's what I respect. So do I do 100%. I respect that too. But I'm saying, like, what do you think led her to that point? Like, she went off.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Is that just like a consequence, an ultimate consequence of being like a child star like that and being that famous? No. In this situation, it was just somebody confronting herself and wanted to be her own fucking boss. No, did she confronting herself, dealing with herself, and say, why you're not the boss of your fucking life? Why do you need these people to dictate your life? And then sometimes they dictate in the wrong direction.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Maybe he's getting money behind the table that you could have added to your part. You know, that's what happened. These managers, they do deals behind the table with money you'll never see. And unfortunately, that's a family. But, you know, I read this. No, it's like a video I see, and the video say the dark evil energy would use anything to take away your spirit. Use your mother, your father, your friends, family.
Starting point is 01:04:17 You know, they don't care. You know, it's a battle between. good and evil you know once god put his hands on you and say you're the one the devil noticed you too that's just the world we live in that's a great quote or the best we'll ever see there's nothing in the planet better than this very interesting fucking toast i'm toast as well i mean what are we uh Tyson 2.0 fucking slack is you guys sell it online we'll be like closing on everything next so it's live right now next week it'll be live so yeah so what What kind of products are you guys launching?
Starting point is 01:04:52 What's like the best? What are we smoking right now? Toad. I was just Toad. Yeah, this is some Toad. This is Toad. Yeah. The shit's dope.
Starting point is 01:04:59 How are you going to be able to get this when it's out? We'll be in about like 400 dispensaries nationwide. So it should be fairly easy. The link's in the description they could buy it right now, probably, if it's live. You can't buy cannabis online. Oh, you can't? Because it's not federally legal. Oh, I thought you could ship within the state.
Starting point is 01:05:14 No. Really? Just rolled around. Oh, that's how it is. I'm from Canada. And they can, I'm pretty sure they could ship it across. So when do you guys... Canadian people are the politest people in the world.
Starting point is 01:05:24 You fucking kick their door. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I apologize for every fucking day. Me? In Canada.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Oh, in Canada. Yeah. I step on your shit. Oh, excuse me. I kick you the hole on my side, me. Right? Why you get this foot wet? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:38 People just say we're polite, yeah. Yeah, very polite. You guys are very polite. I mean, Vancouver was fun, too. Clean, too. Vancouver's clean as fucking. You know, the Chinese own all the... I don't actually anyone who can dive into it because I'm so fucking clean in Vancouver.
Starting point is 01:05:49 It's so fucking clean in Vancouver. It's beautiful there. The air is fucking awesome. I played golf up there. No, I'm not losing my... Isn't that fucking place clean? Like for my fucking... Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Everything is so perfect. Canada is so nice. Yeah, Vancouver, Alberta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit's beautiful. I've been to Toronto and Montreal, fucking Vancouver. The best. I love...
Starting point is 01:06:09 Vancouver's actually probably my favorite city that I've been to. I think Toronto's the most lit, though. No, Toronto's too crazy. Vancouver's is just clean and, like, perfect. Vancouver. I like clean. I'm a clean. motherfucker. I like cleaning shit.
Starting point is 01:06:20 100%. Whistler, you've been to Whistler? Whistler is beautiful. The difference is in Whistler, the air quality difference, Mike, it's fucking insanity, you know. Like, up in Canada, you don't as well. Yeah, of course. I'm just used to that. I don't know what I love. I love the cold weather.
Starting point is 01:06:34 I'm going to have a heavy cold on shit. Ski sometimes. You ever skated on a pond in Canada? Like, you ever played pond hockey? No, my brother into that crap. My older brother used to play at the by ice hockey some scary shit. You should go and play hockey in Canada.
Starting point is 01:06:48 people fall in the ice trying to walk across. What do you mean? You somebody saw he drowned? No. It's crack. He kept walking. It was a little weak spot.
Starting point is 01:06:58 It almost went down. His foot went in. But the rest of it was solid. No, that's not that great of a story. That's not a great story. I thought somebody went down. Yeah, I had to remember it, but he didn't really go dad
Starting point is 01:07:08 the fucking foot went down. But everyone in Canada grows up playing pond hockey when it's winter. I mean, I'm drowned. What is, hold on. I'm seeing two. Not many. Not many.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Not many, but like, it's just a risk you got it. You know when it's frozen, like you can check. You drill it and see if it's thick enough. It was a chunga, man. John's got a little bit of changa. No, no, no changa in the fourthsend podcast. No chunga. What's transition?
Starting point is 01:07:36 What's changa? We got toad chonga. Chonga is like five different types of DMT. Shut the fuck out. Yeah. Oh, shit. You don't get half of the smoke of this shit, nigga. Mike, that's, never mind.
Starting point is 01:07:52 They can't talk about that. Ooh, motherfucker. What is that? Changa? Wait, you're smoking DMT? Are you trolling? No, I swear. That's DMT.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Yeah. You smell it? No, get that fucking shit away from me. I can't do, not today. Although there would be one time to do it. That would be Mike Tyson. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I feel, I mean, we do need a shaman present, though. said the rule is you need a shaman.
Starting point is 01:08:18 We don't have a shaman. This kind of stuff we can sneak around. It's not going to make you pass out. Other shit that whoa. If your body goes here, you're so good there. You're like, fuck. Really? 20 minutes you're going to get 10,000 years of experience in 20 fucking minute.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Can you get like a contact DMT? Can you get like a contact? The smoke started blowing me nervous. I believe you could, yeah. Can you? All right, well, fuck that shit then. Like put that fucking DMT out here? I ain't touching that, Mike.
Starting point is 01:08:44 I don't even smoke. I'm fucking blitzed. I like it, though. I got to start smoking again. Put on a fucking oxygen mask. I'm like, I can't take a nap, and now where my soul's like fucking sucked into space? I'm like, where the fuck am I?
Starting point is 01:08:58 It was Tyson's DMT. We're weighing you out on the scale right there if your soul's left. We're like, he's 21 pounds less. Fuck. Fuck. What's some other cool stories, Mike? No, no, no, no other story, though.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Another compliment to the weed, Mike. this weed for anybody that's fucking watching I'm not doing this as an ad plug or anything because Mike's got a shit but this fucking weed is great it beats black leprechaun it beats that shit that we smoked with Tori Lanes we smoked with Tori Lanes and we liked his weed but yeah this is a little
Starting point is 01:09:29 stronger but it's still not that point we're like dude I used to smoke all the time and then I stopped and then when I started again I just started like getting so paranoid and shit but now this shit's like Tori's shit is great but your shit is fucking it's prime yeah it's I mean he's good tory shit it's
Starting point is 01:09:44 what how many stores curry shit out i don't know any of the details of black leprechawn or however that fucking thing's run i've smoked it once but boys try toad let us know what you think what's going on with the milk boys collab you can't keep oh you can't keep the toad in the fucking store yeah no in Vegas it just flies yeah same day that's dope flying toad what's the name of that place again planet 13 yeah planet 13 the biggest dispensary in the world sorry say that again it's what Planet 13, Las Vegas, Nevada is the biggest spencery in the world. And my product sells out.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Wow. Yeah. And you all praise me to God. God is great. What states? Is it Justin Callie available? Hey, Troy? Is it Justin Callie it's available?
Starting point is 01:10:32 Mike, by the way, no, it's in a few different states. I have one. Thank you. You have a drink? You good? Thank you. You want to drink, brother? I'm good.
Starting point is 01:10:38 I really like you. They told me you as an asshole, everybody. Really? Everybody told Bob was the asshole. Bob's a great guy I try our I mean you know I think you beautiful man You're a good man thank you Michael
Starting point is 01:10:51 I appreciate that But everybody said I was an asshole Yeah he tried to sell me Sell me a dude yeah no Because there one thing I'll say about shit out there One thing I'll say about Bob is He never asks for much And he always he's always trying to help us
Starting point is 01:11:04 He always cares about You know it's not your brand You wanted a boy You treat it's like full sudden like it's his He's done so much of us dude Connecting us with Dana Appreciate that Well don't let's stay by day
Starting point is 01:11:13 let's keep this podcast fucking going. Mike, I appreciate the Bob is the go. Thank you. I appreciate the compliment. That's a very nice view. All. Well, there's somebody. A little slow clap for Bob. So many people I would like to thank during this moment here. The fans are fucking punching their TVs right now, but we're clapping. No, we can't. Now, listen, here's a deal. And this is the good thing about podcast.
Starting point is 01:11:32 And I think our podcast show, Mike, is like Kyle's cutthroat. And so like, Kyle will be like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's go. Bob, you're out one. Gabe, you're in one. Like, you don't know. That's the cool thing about this podcast. We don't have three set hosts. We just keep. fun with it. I mean, we don't want to follow that typical podcast
Starting point is 01:11:47 format. Everyone's like, you need a set. Like, you got to like, but we just didn't just talking. He gets comfortable. Yeah. Don't ask me a hard question. You just talk about life. What's the shit? You got to go through. We all go through so he can't avoid it. You know?
Starting point is 01:12:01 Yo, Mike, that was the funniest thing ever, bro. Your mic was right here. You were talking? Yo, tell them the story. We never talked, Bob. You never talked about it yet. But, uh, I'm fucking listen to them, Kyle. So, Mike, there was a I don't know if you know the NFL player, Josh
Starting point is 01:12:13 Gordon. He got banned from the NFL because he failed his drug test because of marijuana. And Bob, you continue it? No, I don't want to even get into Josh Gordon. I'll tell you why. Because I want to get to Josh Gordon. Trust me. Talk about it now. I've done a lot for Josh. Josh is a
Starting point is 01:12:27 Josh. What happened to Josh? Tell the fucking story to Mike. Look, do you know what Josh Gordon is? You're a football fan, right? NFL. I don't know. Talk me about Josh. No, no, no, no. This is a cool story. It's a marijuana story. I helped get this guy back in the NFL.
Starting point is 01:12:42 How do you do that? It just worked hard for it But he also did his shit And I put together a good team for him Talk about the story of how you did it It's a cool story bro I don't know you're humble Come on man tell it
Starting point is 01:12:53 I mean He's cool he got a The player was banned from the NFL Cause of Marijuana They kicked him out of the league He was on his couch Bob said he was about to start Another job like a real job
Starting point is 01:13:03 And Bob went over there And told him get the fuck off your ass And he used his connections To like literally get him back in the NFL On the fucking ears I had to read a football team I'll tell you that's how, you know, that's how I get more. Bro, we worked really well together.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Like Josh was a guy who, you know, he didn't have a lot of people helping him out. He was done, you know? He'd been spent it eight times. Did you hook him up with Hiller? We all worked together as a team perfectly, executed perfectly. We're patient and just played it perfect. Now he has a chance with the Super Bowl with the Kansas City Chiefs. When he could have probably with the lack of the right team, Ben in the spot he's in right now.
Starting point is 01:13:36 He's done a great job. And hopefully this podcast is airing a little later. How do you feel about that? I feel about that. I feel great, but it's moving. on. I just got my job done. That was it. Is he officially reinstated? He's reinstated. He's signed. He's for the Kansas City Chiefs and he's
Starting point is 01:13:48 playing with a Super Bowl fucking team right now. He just practiced today. Or excuse me, this is obviously a couple weeks ago. So Troy, how did it go down on your end? Like, what was like your, how we did the Tyson full sign collab? Like, what do you mean? Like, was it, I know John,
Starting point is 01:14:04 you guys have been friends for a long time, but how was it on like your end? Like, what did you think of the collab and stuff? Oh, I think it's awesome. That's amazing. How much you guys so. I'm excited about it. I mean, yeah. Troy's really excited about the collaboration.
Starting point is 01:14:19 He just thought that was the future. This might have been my funest. I'd say my most fun hour and a half I've ever had my life. I'll just say that. We're not done, bro. Yeah, I hear the note. I'm not trying to close it.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Bob just needs another joint. Want to smoke some more, Bobby? You know what's good? I got some for later that I was stock up. I got some, Mikey. Don't even fucking think about it. Let's change subjects for Liger on TV. Where is it?
Starting point is 01:14:46 Pull that fucking thing up again. What's going on with the Nelk boys collaborating with Tyson 2.0? You got to talk to Kyle about that. Kyle's that's Kyle's baby. What do you want to do? What should we do? Should we do like a full sense train or something?
Starting point is 01:15:00 I think we should get together and conquer the fucking world. I'm down. Why don't we start with that? What if we all got together and now that we smoked once? Why don't we like do a full sense strain of? Let's do. like Tyson's weed right see how it does and go from there
Starting point is 01:15:15 could be cool so what how do you guys like test the new strain just people there's obviously labs like actually testing it's not my son that's not my son Brett he's a good kid works for me he's a good guy good kid I'm all good man I smoked enough weed
Starting point is 01:15:36 I'm high I'm good I say no thank you I'll appreciate it man Mike, you're doing but you had what you should do you should start a stand-up tour like you should do a stand-up comedy tour
Starting point is 01:15:49 you're funny as fuck he does his one-man show already oh he does well like I like you know like Mike fucking center stage Mike's in a fucking Bollywood film he doesn't need to do stand-up no more not even Hollywood
Starting point is 01:16:02 film that I don't even know what I'm in yeah he literally doesn't know what the fucking movie that's when you're Mike Tyson that's fucking awesome that's Imagine if you were in a Bollywood movie, it'd be fucking... I'm going to be a Bollywood.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Mike, do you have any connections in Bollywood? I kind of want to be an actor again. I've never Bolly did anyone. Do you still kick people's asses sometimes, like ever? No, only in my mind. Me and my mind. Have you ever once been honest today? Have you ever kicked my ass in your mind?
Starting point is 01:16:35 You, Bob? Yeah. Bob, man, I love you. I love you, too, man. I love you, too, man. Good shit. Fucking straight of respect. Love that.
Starting point is 01:16:41 because it was the other side of things, I'd be worried, but we're good. Love that. You know, you're part of the family. They take you in, I'm taking you in too. David Blaine is the greatest magician people are talking about. What do you think?
Starting point is 01:16:56 I don't watch him much. What happened to Chris Angel? I said out, that's my man, Christine. But everybody's talking about David Blaine making this comeback. What was he most known for? He was known for the frozen... He's known for everything that can't be done by a human being. He held his breath underwater.
Starting point is 01:17:11 for like five minutes. He did like the underwater ice thing. I saw him when he was just doing like simple card tricks, like a long time ago. One Chris Angel had that show too. That was probably, but not he was suspended in air. You ever met David Blaine?
Starting point is 01:17:25 Yeah, for my close friend. Oh, well, yeah, I didn't know. I didn't, by bad. I missed the research there. When you're chilling with David Blaine, like, does he just always have like a deck of cards in his pocket and shit? Like he's all just shuffling decks and shit.
Starting point is 01:17:36 This is how we have to do. He comes in. We all introduce. He'll all introduce. He's just, hey, how you do? And I said, everybody, He's introducing, everybody's name, you know, hey, let me show you sign. He's a good thing.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Let me show you sign. He's always just doing magic. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, Mike and I were eating dinner over at Ketch in L.A. And David Blaine comes in, walking in, and he just whips out a deck of cards and just starts doing magic. Yo, when we're testing our weed strain, we should have like a break. And David Blaine, we should just get ripped. And, like, if he would, like, do magic for us for, like, 25 minutes.
Starting point is 01:18:09 Can you imagine that? Why do we do this? Why don't we put him up against Chris Angel and say, who's the greatest magician? Who's, you do your shit? And we just get stoned and watch? Yeah, two guys, they get the shit, but, you know. Like who can stay underwater longer? No, that'd be like a crazy, whatever they do.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Like a magic off. They have like, yeah. Wouldn't that be good, the two of them go against each other? Yeah. And who's the best trick? Yeah, well, what kind of competition would they do, though? No, it's just like, like, Bob, like, Chris Angel does a trick. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Chris Angel's like, or no, then Dave went, it's like, okay, okay. You use that one, and then David Blaine does a trick. Yes. And then Chris. Angeles like oh you pulled that one up okay did you have a judge and then Chris Angel fucking levitates and shit yes so you can't be on the judges table though because you're biased towards playing people are just flying put up bunnies and shit everything all right so let's set this up right now so it's angel and David Blaine yeah where do you see
Starting point is 01:18:57 this happening Mike listen uh Florida um hard rock casino but Vegas is Vegas the place so that those guys Vegas love those guys all right so it'd be like three judges maybe they They each do a trick for trick or something? Yes. So, like, I got my trick. It's like, they draw a card. Who's going first? It's like David Blaine's going first.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Yes. And then it's like... They don't know how they go first. They tip, they flip a coin. Okay. They meet in the middle, flip a coin. I would fucking pay a lot to watch that. Then you have to choose your best trick.
Starting point is 01:19:26 Mm-hmm. Oh, and it's like, but are you one up in each other? Is there like a strategy? No, it goes up to 10 tricks right there. 10 tricks. They're just firing back and forth through a magic trick, magic trick, magic trick. Love to take bunny fucking dove out of my ass. Like everything.
Starting point is 01:19:39 It's just like back. Yeah, but I don't think they would have the capability because I think there's a lot of setup and magic. They can figure out what to do this. That sounds, I want to get involved in that. If you want to, anything's impossible. There's nothing that's impossible. Do you want me to put me on a challenge?
Starting point is 01:19:54 I'll make this happen for you, Mike, I swear. I'll make it David Blaine versus Crue. Let's do it. No, I'll take care of it. I'll do this in like two weeks. That would be so magnificent. All right. So, Mikey, I'm telling you, you know, my Josh Gordon project?
Starting point is 01:20:04 I'd love to see that. I'm making this. Comment what you guys think of that. I fucking got this. David Blaine versus Chris Angel. Mike Tyson program infrastructure of the pay I get it I get it Mike let's just figure out the general concept first
Starting point is 01:20:15 that'd be a lot like negotiating a fight right I got this so Blaine and Angel I got this could be a whole thing yes like David Blaine's gonna go on Instagram be like Chris Angel's a pussy like he won't sign a fucking contract they respect each other yeah yeah I have I have no tell you Mike I have a two gentlemen I have a no failure brain my brain will not allow me to
Starting point is 01:20:35 fail I'm OCD about it I like I got this I'm gonna set this up and then just shake my hand and remember this moment. I'm serious, maybe we're going to put up the money? No, I don't know. Maybe we'll come.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Of course, it makes sense if your money's involved. They'd have to shit talk each other, though. Like, it'd have to be like a bill. Like, David Blaine and Chris Angel are fucking beefing. Who's your favorite stand-up comedian right now? Right now? God damn.
Starting point is 01:21:01 I like Tim Dillon. I like, I like, fuck. He's savage as fuck. So funny. I like, Like, Mike. Salim just has left.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Salim's, we'll check. We got to check in on. Stayed at the end of the episode. We'll go check on Saleem. What's that nigga name, Mike, friend? The comedian. That's my nigga, yeah. I love that we get to, like, have people like you on, like, literally, like, a fucking living legend.
Starting point is 01:21:26 You get to learn so much. Insanity. When he says shit, it just, like, it hits. Bro, you were the most passionate motherfucker I've ever met in my life. Like, your eyes, when you look at somebody, you fucking just take yourself. Like, I'm, like, literally like, fuck, I got to fix this. I got to fix this. I know.
Starting point is 01:21:36 Like, you're an inspirational guy. and you're fucking hats off to everything you've done literally in your fucking career you're one of a legend you know that already so i'm not going to fucking tweet your horn but at the other day and you're still in the game fucking rock and roll mike's just so insightful about shit but if you still you know i've met a lot of great people you know i met a lot of people with the title great but most of them wasn't good people so what am i going to be a great person that's miserable and bad or a person who's just good good is better than good great by far.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Great is overwhelming. Great as, um, ego eclipsing their word. And sometimes my eagle, once it's the eclipse, it's out of whack. You know, once something eclipse your ego, your eagle corn
Starting point is 01:22:26 all over the place. I mean, do we just drop the mic right there, the end of the pocket? Yeah. That's it. That's awesome. You finish this with us? All right. Go ahead, milk boys. You got a.
Starting point is 01:22:38 We wrap it up. We're absolutely cooked. Mike, seriously, like we just, Bob just said, thank you, like, it really means a lot that you're coming through. It's an honor to just, you know, have your time and speak with you. Learned a lot.
Starting point is 01:22:49 What's next? We've got to figure out our next move before, what should we do next? Should we, we got to work on something together, Troy. What do you think? Before we sign off, I think we should keep the fans posted. Yeah, I think we should work on some collab with some, get you guys your own strain or something.
Starting point is 01:23:03 So next step, we got to test the strain. I agree. And then we can put you a guy in the cannabis. cup let's do it we gotta see what you guys really like sativa indicate i'm a sativa guy so we'll test the weed are we getting david blaine to to like do magic while we test the weed or listen i'm sure um i would that'd be i'm sure he had the price for everything right then you pitch him the idea i can i can take care of the blaine nothing i got i got that stuff and i'm sure michael you'd understand yours good buddy you may it happen i'm saying i'm gonna make it real
Starting point is 01:23:33 got me churley you make sure i'll make it real yeah make sure he he he can pay what is worse. I'll just set it up and I'll pass on to smarter people who can do it. Thank you. I'll get to the next stage. All right.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Well, we'll talk. We'll figure that out. But thanks for watching, guys. New episodes every single Wednesday. Show's killing it. Thanks for all the support. Comment who you guys want to see us have on.
Starting point is 01:23:54 We're having fun with this. It's fucking dope to do this. We're really having fun. We're enjoying it. We'll see you guys next Wednesday.

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