FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Break Silence Over BUYOUT Rumors & Exposes What Coachella Is Really Like!
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Rooms are great
you hooked me up with.
I got fried the other day.
I got way too reefed off them.
Dude, I hit them up.
They send me a box in two days.
I'd do them.
Fucked.
Really?
The microdose too far, bro.
No way.
Yeah.
You were playing zombies
tripping on shrooms,
and you had to stop playing zombies.
I was not hitting.
Yeah, that doesn't sound great at all.
My boys like had.
up.
Yeah.
Their regular jobs, like, nine to fives and they're like, we got to go to bedshed.
And I'm solo ripping.
And I'm like, this is fuck.
What's your like sleep schedule?
I feel like you are a night owl.
Dude, lately it's been good.
But fucking, I'm always trying to fucking start some new gig or business.
Like, what's your fucking circadian rhythm like these days?
Like, dude, yesterday woke up at eight, went right to the gym.
That was like world record shit.
Today, today was like wake up at 10, which was pretty good.
I think that's all I need.
Dude, the earlier I get up, I don't even need to.
because like, like, just like when I get all my shit done, I'm just sitting around like,
fuck, now what?
Dude, you text me business ideas like where I'm about to go to bed and you're on the East Coast.
So I'm like, oh, shit, this dude whipped up a fucking billion dollar business idea.
Like, my friends of people are insane.
I shoot every shot.
I like it.
That was good.
That's the Adderall, though.
No, I don't take Adi.
You don't do Addis?
Oh, fuck.
I got off that shit in college and, uh, yeah.
He's just five zins deep.
That shit'll make you text your bro at 2 a.m.
Breezer, weren't you on a 12-day sober grind?
Yeah, we made it to 8.
That's pretty good.
At least you made a weekend.
Yeah, no, for real.
And I realize, like, me drinking when I golf is way the move than me going out.
Because, like, the next day, I'm not hung.
Like, I can drink with the boys during the day and feel great the next day.
But, like, when I go out and then we come back to mine after, it's like 3 a.m. post game,
that's when you get, 100%.
You crack beers after the bar.
your whole day's down.
Yeah.
Kyle,
how are you feeling
after Coachella?
I was,
I was hurting,
boys.
It was,
it was a rip show for sure.
I mean,
one day of partying is one thing,
but then when you're doing
multiple days,
now it,
it just fucking hits different,
bro.
And it's,
it was,
Coachella is a late night scene.
Because people show up to the festival
at like six or seven.
Was it,
and the,
the parties,
like,
it was six a.m.
bedtime.
every night.
Who's throwing these parties?
No fucking idea.
There's kind of two different scenes at Coachella.
There's like a hardcore like the music ed.
Yeah, the music EDM, like dance heads, like two C's flying around like crazy.
Molly's flying around like crazy.
And then there's like the A-list kind of celebrity scene.
And you kind of see everyone there.
Big John and Josh Richards.
I didn't see Big John the whole time.
He's here right now or is at this hotel right near.
me, dude. I went on a run with him and daddy wellness
this morning. They were hurting, bro.
Yeah, I didn't see Big John. I didn't
see wellness. I saw Sush.
Oh, oh, you saw Sush. You probably
had some of that Tusi. He gave me like a pair
of shades at 530 a.m.
Oh, just a pair of shades. That's all he gave
you? No bag work.
That's it. No bad work.
Dude, I think he used my electrolytes to
smuggle in some bag. That's allegedly what people
are saying because he was like on a private jet. He's like, I got
the electrolytes, bro, but like, I don't
know necessarily what was in there. I guess it could be
a smart way to smuggle stuff in.
No, Coachella's, I mean, it's cool.
I was, I've always been a Bieber supporter, like just we're the same age growing up in the same city.
So I've always, I mean, his story's fucking, his story's always been like inspiring to me.
So.
Yeah, he's a man.
And his music fucking slaps, especially the old fruity tunes.
So he went hard Friday and Saturday night?
Friday night, yeah.
And then Saturday we went to this pretty cool brunch.
It was Michael Ratner.
He's the CEO of Haley Bieber's Roe.
So I went there with John and met a lot of cool people.
And it's cool to hear his story because Road exited too, right?
Yeah.
So he's a legend in the CPG space.
And then, yeah, it was just a lot of cool people there.
Dinah, you didn't go to Coachella?
No, I did not.
You didn't go either?
I did not go, no.
Why?
Did you have any FOMO, Stine's seeing all the stuff?
No.
Hard core he did.
No, I would have been there.
That's not really my thing, dude.
Don't count me out.
Don't call me out for to make a fucking flight there this weekend.
That's all I'm saying.
It could be a last minute pull if I get in text.
Oh yeah.
It's fucking two weekends.
You kind of had to be there to see it, but the crowd was fucking huge.
I mean, I guess you kind of forget how big of a star Justin Bieber is.
Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.
Dumb to say it, but he obviously hasn't performed in so long.
So I think he broke every single record.
highest paid artist in history, highest ticket demand,
most Googled performance, most viewed performance,
most expensive tickets ever sold.
Like people were buying tickets for like 10K, bro.
Coachella made a fucking bag off this.
Yeah, I wonder, like, how much do they pay Beaver to do?
Because like, I know, I wonder what Beaver got.
He was Coachella, bro.
He was Coachella.
I think he got like 10 mil.
That's not even enough.
That it should be more.
He should have got more.
I don't think he cares.
I don't think he could.
I bet you he made, he had to have made money on like the merch sales.
or something else too.
I saw those resale fucking.
I saw Kylie Jenner was rocking a Bieber.
So was Kyle.
It was rocking a Bieber jersey.
I did grab some Skylark shit though.
I was big Corey in the house.
Just Kyle Massey was rocked.
I think he got, I think, don't quote me on it,
but I think he got banned from the after party.
Surprise I didn't last time we went to the fucking listening party.
Yeah, I know.
Zinged.
Yeah.
But no, it was cool.
But back to Road to Scratch now for me.
I've been fucking grinding it, dude.
I'm six days in a row at the range like two to three hours a day.
I'm feeling fucking.
How far are you off from scratch, though?
Like, how many strokes do you need to shave off your game?
I think it's going to happen quicker.
People are going to chirp me so hard in here just because that's what golfers do.
But I'm thinking it's going to happen by then.
Like, what's your handicap right now?
I'd say six to seven.
Like, actually, you know?
So are you consistently breaking 80, like almost every round?
Yeah, I would say if I,
I played now, I'd be probably 77 to 80 right there.
It's a big jump to get to that though.
It is. It is. It is. But like, it's, uh, also like, that's me like with no like course management or
anything. Just like a lot of fuck up holes because I'm rusty still. So are we ripping,
are we ripping Jupiter next week? Yeah. So what? We're just going to stay there for a week's over.
There's not a chance. I do that. I mean, you can, you could drink. You didn't eight days before.
I, I, I, I really need to lock in because freezer. I'm way, you know, you're better than me. I've literally
I need to come out, dude.
This guy's texting me from my fucking I-Cloud number or some shit, and he's like,
yo, I'm coming out this.
I'm not trying to be a hater, but you're texting me.
I'm coming out this weekend, bro.
Like Christian McCaffrey wants me to come out.
Dude, sure off.
He doesn't care if you come out.
That guy has like a wife and a kid, bro.
He's not waiting for you to get there.
You're so dumb.
I'll show you street shots.
This guy tries to make you sound like such an idiot when he's views.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm just like, you're like, dude, C. Mack really wants me out there.
Can I stay at your crib?
Well, that wasn't the main thing.
I said, maybe we could take sticks and rip Hobbit.
I said, you fucking pussy.
You're welcome whenever.
It's just your approach is hilarious.
All right, dude.
I was texting you on my iPad fired up.
You fucking pussy.
You try to make me sound like the biggest squid.
Did you guys see Trudeau?
Was that Coachella too?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's really dating Katie Perry, huh?
He's really banging that.
Did you see her?
I did not.
No.
I wonder how she looks now.
I'd have to chirp Trudeau if I saw him, though.
Of course.
100%.
He hates you, right, 4G?
He hates me?
I don't know if he hates me.
Well, I didn't know. You've called him out like publicly, right?
A few times.
I mean, I can't get away with shit now, though.
I guess he was getting chirped for, like, having a plastic cup, and he was trying to ban
plastic cups in Canada or something.
It's a valid chirp, dude.
Dude, he probably just gets told to do all this bullshit.
A guy dressed like that at the bar usually has a bag on it.
Fair to God.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Do we think him and Katie Perry are like ripping any drugs at Coachella?
Like Stamps, Molly.
Like very tested gas, Molly's straight rock tech.
They probably the best shit because it's probably tested.
He zinks it off her tits like fireworks music video.
She's a fucking rocket.
I mean, it's a big W for him.
Yeah.
I would bet they're not doing drugs.
It's so risky.
Like they're in such a public area.
Fuck.
Like imagine you just get too fucked up.
Maybe a couple beers.
They're probably in the Port of Potties, who cares?
I need to know how they met.
Did he slide in there?
What?
I mean, you got to think, yeah, Trudeau is a powerful guy, bro.
Is she Canadian?
Katie Perry?
I don't think so.
He's from, fried from California, right?
All right, should talk about Euphoria?
Because I saw the billboard a second ago.
Go for it.
Teed up.
Well, you asked if any of us would watch it.
I don't want to be the guy that's claimed to be the Euphoria fan.
I got home on a Sunday, or I got home yesterday.
I was just like fucking melting.
I just, I made mac and cheese.
My mom made me mac and cheese.
I was cold.
And then I,
you know,
I was fired up because the first two seasons of euphoria,
like I don't know if it's considered a chick show,
but I think like the directing and the writing,
everything about euphoria,
I thought was fire.
So I was pumped for the new season.
Yeah, I don't know.
I turn it on and it's just fucking weird and trash, bro.
Dude,
just look at it different.
It's weird.
Like the writing is just different.
Like,
they're like shitting on Christian.
Christianity or not shitting on it, but they go into this whole thing about Christianity and it's just like, okay, what's going on here? And then they like, they're doing this whole only fans bit with Sidney Sweeney. And it's like, yeah, it's kind of hot. Like I got a half job watching it. But it's also just like weird a little bit too. I don't know. It seems like, it seems like forced, bro. Like she's just like, how can we show her naked and like get views? The cartel stuff or like them trapping drugs like,
kind of interesting. I mean, like, that shit was stupid as fuck, too. Yeah, it's just not realistic.
They're just bad with timing. Like, if Sidney Suenis was the only fan's girl in the season fucking two years ago, then it makes sense.
Now it's like, dude, what is this? Maybe it's because Trump's in office some shit, but when I watched that last night,
or whatever, I was like legit pissed. Like, why am I wasting my time with this shit?
I turned it off. I couldn't, my girl wouldn't let me turn it off. We got to fight about it. I was like,
I can't watch. I'd rather fucking buy an online course from one of these retards in Miami than watch that shit.
It is it was so bad.
I didn't think it was that bad.
I didn't have to like turn it off.
I'll never watch that shit again.
When shows get like that popping and then they take like a huge break,
like how long was that, bro?
It was like,
you know, the first two seasons like you were saying,
it was kind of like,
I don't know,
it was very like Bay Area coded in terms of like how a lot of the high schools are there.
So I'm like,
oh, like this was like high school.
Like a lot of drugs,
like craziness.
You know, shit.
I mean,
some of the actors are from Oakland.
So like maybe that's why it was like felt like the Bay Area.
But then there's,
this huge break and now they're back with all this shit, it seems a little forced.
It's tough to do for them.
It does, yeah.
And I mean, can you imagine the negotiations behind the scenes to get all those actors?
Yeah, I wonder what they signed.
Sweeney, Allorty, Zendaya.
How does that work?
They signed a one year for season one?
This is where they made their money.
Probably the first two seasons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is where they wanted that bag.
It's probably half the budgets going to the cast for sure.
And so they're like, listen, Sydney, you're going to get your tits out for this season.
We need a make our money back.
I'm surprised you watch this, Santa Cruz.
Dude, my girl likes watching Euphoria.
I'm not going to, like, be like, no.
It's kind of a beta-mole.
So did your guys' girls like it?
Honestly, I'd love to watch Euphoria with a girl.
But did your girls like it or no?
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
My girl thought it was pretty good, but she was kind of like, what is going on in this season?
Like, it's not as cohesive as the last seasons, for sure.
Embarrassing I watched it.
Maybe they'll tie it together.
We'll see.
Well, I guess, Danny won't see you, but.
Did you guys see our boy Battali got fucked again?
No, he accused the wrong person of being a pedophile on one of his pedophile hunting streams.
That's crazy.
I've never thought about that attack happening.
You can't do that.
Yeah, I mean, that's what you get, though.
When you're doing this, I think he does it every night.
Like, bro, you better be right.
But you're on live stream.
So what?
Is he getting hit with defamation now or something?
I think from what I saw, like, the guy, they never even proved or said, like, who he was speaking to was a minor.
So the guy was just confused.
But I mean, they're like yelling like he was an Indian guy and they're like yelling kind of like slurs at him and like fucking with him and the guy didn't do anything wrong.
I mean, look at that last name though.
Oh, so he's apologizing now.
How the hell do you say that guy's last name?
Singin a sing in a size.
I'm happy and I got this.
Shinga.
Singina.
Anyway.
That's tough.
That's a tough one.
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Yo, pull up Sneiko, 40 minutes ago, just got sucker punch in New York City.
What?
That shit is not staged.
I just, that's what I was silent during that euphoria is if you watching and reading the comments.
Dude, you need security, bro.
If you're, if you're like a stiny, need security.
In New York City?
Yeah.
No security.
You're saying staged.
Oh my God.
Into the chokehold.
Punch into the chokehold.
What the fuck?
I mean, he's got to have fucking new security guards that are fucking huge, no.
No, I don't think he has security like that.
Does Sneco not train though?
He trains a little jiu-situ, but it's not really going to help you in that situation.
I don't know.
That guy grabs your neck.
If you know what you're doing.
No, for sure.
Maybe after he grabs your neck, but like that is, you know, you don't.
He doesn't look at shiminating.
Yeah, that's like I whiffed.
But like you're just walking, streaming.
You don't expect to just get clubbed.
Dude, I don't know how he doesn't have security.
He's such a political guy.
Bro, when I did a New York meetup, I hired security.
Dude, not going to lie.
It's getting scarier and scarier.
Like, people are so.
fucking brainwashed by like
social media like
they actually like think they're doing
the right thing by like attacking people
and fucking like it's like
these people see anything and they don't
look any further they just believe it right away
I've been I've done it too
yeah it's like me at the hole in one stream with the clips
I look like fuck it
you just see one thing and you assume it's true
you you probably were a bit of a retard
during that stream too but
I know Honda O'P
hand in the air I take it
But what? You've never got blocked out with your buddies.
Oh, buddy.
Camping in a tent with Lombie.
What are you?
100%.
Dude, no, out of context clips are really warping the world.
I feel like a lot of young people can understand the clips.
But like, dude, like when I'll do like a jih Tzu thing with somebody, then someone will make
a clip that will say 10 time world champion Santa Cruz, like.
You get cooked by him, Cruz.
I'm like, bro, what is this?
Dude, a 10 time world champion.
Then people will get DMs, like 100 DMs.
like I can't believe you're a world champion and this is like I'm like bro what you know just a clipper
they put like the sad violin music over make me look like a fucking idiot getting arm locked by
four G yeah but young people get uh I feel like or G's kicking shetty off the comments are bad the
comments are bad now I feel like people are also saying shit that they don't even mean to right
they're saying shit just to get a top comment because like it's rage I know I know even us like
I don't think I've ever got something negative in real life.
No.
If someone's ever said something to me in real life, they've actually genuinely asked about it.
They don't handle it the way that someone would comment online.
They're just looking for a reaction.
Yeah, and then you reply to someone and they obviously switch up really fast.
You want to chirp.
I chirp back everyone, which is my problem.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, no.
I just don't even care about policing everyone now.
But dude, I have to do these little meetups.
So now I have like a big security team for no reason.
Like it's just like you just wonder if somebody's going to be so crazy.
So I'll just hire like fucking 15 of my jih Tzu buddies to just be there.
I'm not saying this because I really do think that that actually that looks real.
But being sneako and walking that openly on the streets of New York like with a cameraman,
because a cameraman draws a lot of attention to you.
He does it at night a lot.
And I've linked up with him in New York and he moves like smart.
I'm actually shocked that he.
he, like, exposed himself that much.
You'd almost think the live camera, though, is his, like, protection because it's like,
no, but you're now-
If you do something, it's on camera.
But they almost want that, too.
Maybe people just don't know the repercussions of it.
Like, because that guy's going to be crying when he's in court, just like, oh, looking
at three years for fucking assault.
And it's like, he's going to really think, like, oh, like, this actually has consequences.
Well, I think people are getting kind of sick of this and noticing it.
There's a gym here that I just went to in L.A.
and like the first thing they said with their policy is we don't allow live streaming or tripods
and I was like dude this is the best fucking gym ever but when you notice a camera like that
people are going to look and see who's filming and if you notice sneco if you're controversial
then it's like that's why I'm surprised he wasn't rolling with like a security guard or anything
dude live streaming kind of ruined shit like even this Friday I'm going to power slap
and I've been there a few times I'm sure you guys have it's like you can't just like have
some drinks and like have fun it's like all of a sudden you wake up tomorrow and you're on like
five different fucking rants drunk like it's like what happened to just like having a fucking party
and then it's like you had the party i got you in my video spewing i always do like then you're like
because i'm like i'm always like a pleaser i'm like oh i'll fucking talk on your thing and
the best is when they've been talking to somebody for like two or three minutes and they go oh yeah
we're live by the way like yeah that needs to be made known right away
Like, hey, bro, this is live.
Bro, it's just more chill when you're filming for YouTube.
Like, we've all done this.
We're filming for a YouTube video and, like, we're like, oh, like, we want to talk
about something like business related now or personal.
And then so it's like, you're like, you're like, you know, don't put this in, but like,
this story about whatever, somebody in your family, whatever it is.
And with live streaming, that doesn't even exist.
So you're just there.
I'm never going to talk about something like actually personal on a live stream.
So then if I'm only spending time with a live stream or on live stream, they're not really
getting to know me.
Whereas if you film a YouTube video in me, like, I'm going to tell you, hey, don't put
this in, but like this happened with my family, whatever it is. And it's just a deeper level of
connection. So, yeah, it is a weird medium. I don't think I would ever do a live stream,
like doing a live stream without meeting somebody beforehand and just going straight into it.
I feel like it's just crazy work. We've done that. That's what I do with cloud. But with,
not with like a streamer. I think it's different with like guys who stream every day.
You're just kind of put on and it's like, right? I pull up and guy goes, who are you?
Clav.
Oh, and if you return, you didn't like that.
I was fucking turned.
I drink all his drinks because he pins 15 milligrams of red off.
And I was like, yeah, I don't think those.
Yeah.
Luckily, I knew Clav before I streamed to them.
I knew exactly what I was getting into.
What do you guys think the next wave's going to be?
Like after, maybe live stream stays, but like how that was like the next wave.
What do you think it's like the next?
Bro, people are going back, I think to like in-person experiences, bro.
I think they're going back.
think high production stuff is going to come back or like more production more planned shit i think
people are going to be over this brain rot well thought out ideas i think the well thought out ideas
is going to come back on streaming youtube everything yeah there seems like better shows there needs to be
like better the old MTV shit was gas hash point oh so there's a show called um or that i watch that's
like jury duty where this guy goes to a retreat for a job and it's all a set up and he's the only one
nod in on it. I don't know if you guys have seen it. Yeah, I watched it. It's good. Jesse,
you know what it's called? I don't know what his new one is. It's like from the same people from
dude did jury duty, but yeah, it's all like a work retreat on one guy. Company retreat.
They just convince one guy. Like, yo, this is a temporary job. We're in a company retreat and it's
crazy for him. Bro, TV just used to be better, though. I mean, you guys remember jackass dude?
Like, shit was so far. The company retreat shit or the jury duty came out. I kind of had to
empathy for that guy.
Because I was like, bro, I know what that feels like when you don't know that.
How long did they drag that on?
For like two weeks, dude.
See, like, bro, even for me, like, Jesse,
no, you guys fucking did that shit to me.
Bro, we did it for fucking four hours.
No, I talked to her for like a week and a half before she came out.
And I really had trust in all of you guys.
You were trying to, no, you were trying to pipe her for like a month.
I had nothing to do that.
That wasn't part of the setup, bro.
That was, that was over the day.
going on a side.
That was you teeing yourself up.
And bro, no offense.
You had no sauce back then.
The fact that you thought you could pull her back then.
I went into the kitchen.
I said, Kyle, I want to know right now is this, is this, are you guys fucking with me or not?
Like you have to tell me and you, you said, no or not.
Which I respect now.
But I really lost trust that day.
I don't recall that.
I got so fucking blacked out.
Listen, we had to get you once.
That's kind of part of the initiation.
And let me say, we've had to.
several opportunities to get you again.
Lots of people want to get you.
The whole team wants to get you consistently.
But I said no, once is enough.
He had his initiation.
That's it.
You know, because I don't want you to be in fear for your life.
That shit mentally fucks you up.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm obviously over it now,
but the first time,
it can fuck you up.
Like, I don't know, Santa Cruz,
if you've had an experience like that.
Well, I want to tell you, though,
if we do, you guys know we've been pitching,
you know what we're working on Steiny.
If we do land that, I would like to reinitiate you into that show.
So we may have to get you one more time.
And you can be on guard for it.
You can be on guard.
I'm giving you kind of a heads up.
It's pretty easy.
Yeah.
I had a couple great ideas for you, but I just knew you, I don't think you could mentally,
like, your ego would get in the way.
And you'd be like, fuck you.
And it'd be like, I'd be a dead man.
Like, I had an opportunity to get you a couple times.
It'd be hard to get everyone to turn on me, though.
No, that's the other thing is everyone's such a pussy.
They're, like, worried about job security, which is fair.
But I'm like, dude, this is the game we're playing.
Like, I can catch on really well, though.
Fucking gambles, how easy he's not got to prank.
Oh, Gambles is very easy to prank, too.
What's your guys take on, I guess, Alex Earl and Alex Cooper?
Team Coop.
Yep.
Team Coop. She's standing on business, bro.
Standing on business.
The way I see it, bro, she's like, she's like, listen, you're being passive-aggressive,
say it with your chest, and say what you got to say.
I like that.
Love that.
Yeah.
I was going to come in here with like a really hot take, but then I thought about it and I really,
like, I don't give a fuck about that.
What's going on with their situation at all?
Like, I thought I had a whole hot take and I just don't care.
Yeah.
What was this shit?
about. Because this is also probably PR.
Dude, I hate chicks
that fucking spew like that.
I think it's probably like when Alex
Earl teamed up with Alex Cooper,
she was already
big. I was even surprised that she
signed with Alex Cooper. I was always like
you don't really need her
at that point, you know?
So obviously you knew it was going to fall
out because if Alex
Cooper, if Alex Earl is giving Alex
Cooper a percentage of her shit,
there's going to come a time when
she's like, yeah, I don't need you.
Like, I don't, I'm not giving you a percentage.
So that was like, for me, it was like bound to happen.
But yeah, I'm wondering why Alex Earle is like, it seems like she got let out of her deal by Cooper, no problem.
So I'm wondering why it'll be interesting to see what Alex Earl says because she commented.
You don't think this is PR?
Maybe they could be launching something together.
Yeah, I guarantee you.
Alex Earl just launched a brand and Alex Cooper is going to get a small piece of it.
Yeah, just little petty shit, bro.
There's fucking blonde girls who have zero followers that are beefing.
with each other right now. I think it's just the same shit.
Just what some girls do.
It's not a bad idea, Kyle.
You and me could do it for the show?
I know. I was thinking that. I was thinking that.
Fuck, I don't think it would do good.
I don't. I find that shit, like, kind of corny, though, like the fake beef to like launch
something. It's not my thing. Unless it's like a fight.
It would go non-stall. Yeah, it's just kind of corny, I think, in my opinion.
It would have to be, like, really cleverly done, like something that ends up the jokes on the
people that thought it was real. Like, you know what I mean? Like something.
Yeah. I think there's always better ways to market something than doing that.
Yeah.
No, me and Jesse had some pretty big, pretty cool meetings this week.
We've been telling you guys, but, uh...
Yeah, how'd they go?
Boys are getting bought out by Paramount word on the street?
No, yeah, I saw that tweet.
I was like, that's another example, too, of, like, the internet.
Yeah.
Like, where do they get that from?
Like, they just collectively make it up.
So one fired that and hit a home run.
It was fun.
Yeah.
They just literally think of something.
And then they go, this is what...
And then they go like, this is what I've heard.
It's like, no, you didn't.
You just fucking thought it in your own mind.
Yeah.
Do these older execs kind of get what you're pitching them?
Or is there like a, you know, some of them are kind of just don't know what's going on?
I would say 100%.
They're not selling the rights to milk at all.
But we've been, I mean, truth be told,
the first reason me and Jesse actually ever went to L.A. in 2014 was to actually pitch a high-per-
production prank show.
Yeah, who was that guy?
He was like from Jackass or something.
Right.
We were talking to a few different people,
but we're actually with Post Malone's manager at first,
Ray London.
Oh,
you're right.
Who was helping us and he was packaging it.
And we almost got to the stage,
but it's kind of just like our,
if,
you know,
our dream list of pranks now that we've always wanted to pull.
And just doing it on the biggest stage.
Like YouTube's sick,
but,
you know,
bringing our audience.
onto one of these big providers,
like a Netflix,
a Paramount Plus,
a Hulu,
an Amazon,
a Fox,
USA Today.
There's a bunch of them,
but that's kind of like
always been my dream.
And I know that's always been
kind of Jesse's dream too.
Bro,
give us something good to watch
on one of those networks,
dude,
because I'm telling you,
bro,
there's not like,
there's not too much good stuff.
It's few and far between.
And then now that we have
the Celebrity Network,
we want to bring our celebrity network in on the prank.
So celebrity on celebrity pranks and then celebrity on unsuspecting marks where kind of like
our big foot prank, think about that one.
But, you know, maybe there's a celebrity being a bigfoot hunter with us while we fuck with
someone and we just go to we take it to the next level.
Like picture jury duty, but in one episode.
Like obviously we don't shoot for two weeks or whatever it was, but like that level.
but also insane
all in like
fucking 22 minutes, 30 minutes,
whatever it is, but like...
And this is where we call on the big favors too.
Can you still upload on YouTube?
Oh, yeah, we'll still upload on YouTube.
We could still do everything social...
You could still upload on the NELC YouTube channel?
Yeah, of course.
They would want us to upload on the NELC YouTube channel.
I mean, where the content
we're shooting specifically for the show,
where that's allowed to go is going to be part of the negotiation.
But, bro, some of these executives,
like, I'm not going to say which one, but he's actually, they're actually really smart and they're
tapped in now. And like, the guy was like a 50 plus year old British guy. And he literally asked us,
he's like, so do you guys clip farm? Because we were talking to it, we were talking to him about clips
and how, you know, we need this to go viral on the internet, the show so we can drive traffic back
to your platform. And he's like, oh, like, oh, like, clip farming. So we're like, oh, damn, like,
you know, these guys, these executives now, the ones that are winning are,
it's not five years ago where they don't believe in social media or anything like that.
Like they know that big social media influencers are powerful.
They've seen success with some shows.
Like, you know, even the sidemen show was brought up a lot in our meetings by executives.
Like, congrats to them.
I think that was like a huge success.
Well, it's not just even them.
So now they're physically seeing data from social media.
Like, you know, influencers with shows.
So they're like, oh shit.
I'm sure Mr. B's show was a success too.
Yeah, you don't have to pitch the marketing power anymore.
Like, they actually get it.
We're past that point.
They're like...
The NFL and NBA are quoting clavicleer and shit.
Yeah, 100%.
They're gonna see with Theo Vaughn's movie.
When Theo Vaughn's movie hits theaters, dude,
I've been hearing a lot of people talk about going.
My buddy just bought like eight tickets,
like pre-bought them just because he's like,
well, we're going to go see this.
And I think once that hits,
that should be another wave of some of these kind of older
school studios being like,
okay, like,
She can get out there on social media.
Tribusass has a part in there.
Oh yeah, I saw that.
Who does?
Yeah.
This girl that we know has a part in it.
Might have to get her in our show, too.
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But yeah, we actually, one, we were in a big meeting, and I'm not going to say which one,
but they actually stopped us and said like, yo, say less.
That's pretty well.
We totally get it.
Like, this is right up our alley.
And I actually had a call today and we got our first, like, we're going to get our first offer from one of the networks.
It's so lit.
It's pretty cool.
So now the next step would be we're going to get an offer and then we'll see if we get an offer from any other networks.
I think we're going to get offers from a few different ones,
and it's actually going to be up to us
to choose which network that we want based on
which one's going to let us do whatever the fuck we want
because we need creative freedom on a show like this.
Number two, what's the budget per episode?
Because if we're doing Bigfoot elevated,
we need to fucking go crazy.
We need to build a whole fucking Bigfoot lab
with multiple bigfoots in cages
and fucking scientists running around shit.
Rock in there.
Yeah, exactly.
And then, yeah, which one's just going to be the best partner?
Because I could see this being like a multiple season show.
Get the boys in some episodes too.
Fuck, I was going to say, it'd be sick to tell one of the episode ideas,
but then you can't do it.
So we can't.
Yeah.
I know, like, I've got some ideas in my head, but I'll just text you after.
Dude, the writing sessions of that are going to be so much fun.
I can't wait to be in like a legit writing room with like, I don't know.
That's like, I think the process is all, when you said like this is what we've always wanted, I think part of the process of shooting a show at that level is like also what I want.
It's going to be the funnest thing ever, right?
Yeah.
Like, I'm so excited.
Did Dana make a call on behalf?
I'm not going to say, I'm not going to comment on that.
So he did.
No, I mean, I'm not going to.
Sorry.
That sounds like he didn't.
The UFC on Paramount this week was great.
We'll say that.
And then after that, we're working on the animated series too that me, Freezer and Jesse have been working on.
on a little bit too. So I feel like this
That's a banger. The Nelk
Prank Show is our way in the door and then
once you kill that and you kill a couple seasons,
it's like, hey, here's our animated series.
Here's our
here's our like Pineapple Express
movie script that rewrote that we think our demographic would also
like. So I feel like the sky's
the sky's the limit after that. It looks
crazy. The art, the characters. It's fucking...
You thank God if you give people creative
freedom, they can create good stuff and they're
was an era with it. There was an era with Seth
Rogan, James Franco and them. Like, there was
an era, then it really hasn't
been around. So I'm hoping. That was the go
back around. It really was, bro.
And it's just like, how many fucking times can you watch Pineball
Express though? It's, it's like, there was an
era there. You know? I think we're
getting into like a perfect
era again. It's like perfect timing.
Like, they're starting, like,
especially you said Theo Vaughn's movie does well.
And like, I heard the,
what's his name from Kill Tony?
Tony Hinchcliff. Like, they're working on
something right now, R-rated, bringing back comedy.
Like, I think we're about to jump into, like, the next five, 10 year that is going
to be like the 2000s.
It's going to be like the 90s where it's like everything comes back.
We're like good TV, good comedy films.
Like, dude, that woke shit killed a comedy, bro.
You would fire up a movie on Netflix that looked good and it had some actors in it.
You'd be like, oh, this should be funny.
And it'd be like, oh, there's two trans lovers in this.
And you're just like, what's the fuck is?
Why are you forcing this shit in?
just like they would just ruin shit with the woke stuff so hopefully that's that's out
wait oh my god this guy this guy's fucking scary bro is that lacey no he made it happen that was
like on point because when i was watching the first that kind of looks like fucking lacy well he
he looks he's locked in he's well lacy's lost some weight and he's locked in no they got like
a i mean it was his his remake was funny his remake was actually hilarious
I'd rather watch his parody.
He would die.
Santa Cruz, how bad do you wish that guy pulled up to your crib and he'd just go out there and beat his ass?
I have like an artillery session here, bro.
The dude would be in a hundred pieces.
Because he came in the house.
No, he didn't get in the house?
No, didn't he get in the house, Judd?
Like, wait, the guy got into the house?
I didn't see.
There's a video.
There's a video of him inside the house.
And it's like, you start to kind of feel bad for him because he's like, you're, are you ex-military?
Yeah, you could tell the owner of the house was like, oh, this guy's like going through like a psychosis.
Yeah, but it's like, bro, you can't go through.
I know, I know.
Damn, man.
You're going to get shot.
But, yeah, yeah, he's in the house, brother.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck, bro.
I don't know how we got in.
How the hell's that guy?
Okay.
Kyle, this was me at the cloud house neighbor.
He's running through the house.
100%.
Dude, if he was in the wrong house, he would be like dead right now, 100%.
You cannot do this.
Oh, is this the parody?
I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
There seems to be something going on.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
How did he get the shirt, bro?
How did he get the shirt?
I don't know what you want.
Get out of my house.
Open this fucking door.
Where's your daughter, man?
Where's your daughter, man?
What are you talking about?
Where's your daughter?
Who's in there with you?
Bro, bro, if you don't leave.
Open this fucking door.
Open this door.
Where's your daughter?
So wild.
You understand me?
Leave my house.
You don't.
Are you okay?
Is everyone in this house okay?
Everyone's okay.
What do you want?
You fucking knocks.
It is like 95% accuracy, bro.
Yeah.
It's crazy, dude.
That was good.
That was smart.
Yeah, that guy's getting capped in my house.
You got to be careful with California laws,
but I know when you can.
What?
What are the laws, Santa Cruz?
Like, it's like someone.
Weird ass laws, bro.
So basically, like, in California, you literally, like, somebody, you're allowed to, like,
break into somebody's house.
And if you are not threatened, if my life is not threatened, I cannot kill them.
But if he says, like, I'm going to kill you.
Second, he says that, you can do whatever you want.
So kind of, I met with a lawyer who was like, yeah.
So, like, you know, if you have a knife in your house and they said,
I'm going to kill you and started walking to that knife.
that's a great time legally to shoot them, right?
I heard you had to match their force.
Like, if he has a knife, you can only use a knife.
If he has a gun, you can use a...
I don't think, no, I don't...
Because that's silly.
You can be fearful for your life, like a reasonable fear for your life.
That's the fair fight clause.
Yeah.
Dude, the problem is people, the cops get there.
They've capped somebody and they go, I don't know what happened.
He was stealing a TV and running away, and I fucking capped him.
It's like, ooh, you're going to get...
You might get manslaughter.
Yeah, if you shoot someone in the back.
Not in Florida, though.
Crazy shit happened today, and I don't know what to do.
Dude, my girl's got this fucking dude that lives down the street with his grandma,
goes and knocks on her door, like around 5 p.m. every day when she gets off work,
she works from home.
And I'm on the treadmill, and she's here again.
So I fucking get off the treadmill, fucking Zoom home.
And she tells him that she has a boyfriend and he's here.
And he's just like, and he'll just scurry away.
And it's so sus.
He goes and gets a beer at the gas station every day.
And I'm like, what do we do about this now?
She's got a gun too.
Buy a rattlesnake and like, I don't know, throw it at that guy.
I don't know.
that might be legal in Florida.
See, what happened in the old days are just like,
give the guy a nice shit kick in and be like, bro,
don't come around this home.
That's what we were going to do today.
Me and Big Gunner,
I was like,
meet you at fucking Madison's.
Why should that even like include lawyers and fucking,
just like sometimes you got to scare someone and be like,
bro,
if you do this again,
you're going to get hurt.
Like stop.
Canada is even worse.
This guy's got nothing to lose though,
you know,
so it's not like a regular guy.
So it's like,
it's scary because I don't want to go confront a guy like this.
that's fucking.
Those are the scariest people.
Yeah.
If they're like, oh, prison and jail is like a nice bed in some food.
That's what I'm thinking, dude.
Yeah.
How the fuck did that guy get in the house?
The guy was talking to him on the other side of the ring camera for like two minutes.
I don't know if the guy was like here.
You know, you can talk in your room camera.
He probably just folded.
Not there.
I don't think he was there.
No, he got in the house.
He got knocked out by a shovel.
I saw the video.
That's crazy if he got in when he's not there.
The owner, like, knocks him out with a shovel and then is like, are you ex-military?
Like, he's talking to him.
And then the cops come and they almost arrest the owner with the shovel because he has a weapon on him.
And he's like, I did not see the whole thing.
He got to buy a shovel.
Same, dude.
That's the extended.
You got to send that to all of us because I didn't see him eating in the house.
That's fucking insane.
Dude, I was like subscribed to some like, it kept updating me.
I was getting notifications.
I'm like, fucking.
Yeah, in Canada, you got to invite them in, have dinner with them.
That's the law.
Yeah.
It's like vampire law.
That's right.
In Toronto, people are just getting home invaded, like crazy, cars stolen.
Bad.
Yeah, but there's no consequences.
You could just, yeah, you could break in with no consequences.
Bro, Florida, they'll give you a pat on the back if you shoot somebody.
I even know from like, yeah, like when we used to do pranks and stuff, like you're kind of like, when we used to do the knocking on the door pranks, like we're like, yo, hell no, we're not doing this in Texas.
No.
Like, hell no, we're not doing this in Florida and shit.
Yeah.
You go to like California.
The Bay Area California, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, Canada kind of sucks.
It doesn't fucking, like when it comes to that shit.
No, sorry, I love Canada.
It makes me sound like I'm hating on Canada, but that shit's a little whack.
You only think of Canada sometimes is Ontario.
And then when you go out West, you're kind of like, oh, shit, you know.
Alberta.
I remember when I was a kid, I got fucking, I was, I was walking for lunch from high school.
And me and my friend got jumped by like five dudes that weren't even in high school.
like older dudes
and then I ran to the police
station because it was like right next
to the skate shop
and because I went to the police station
I was like a rat
and then on Facebook
the guys who jumped me
they were like threading me
like they were gonna fucking stab me and shit
and I was like
and I remember just like
they never got arrested
cops didn't give a fuck like
I was like
what am I supposed to do
like so you just like
and then if I fucking
and then if you fight them
or you do anything back.
Like, I don't know.
It's just so fucking weird.
That's the worst situation, Jesse.
You're probably sick to your fucking stomach for weeks.
Dude, it sucked.
I had to watch my friend.
Do anything about it?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I got like threats.
And I, like, had to like,
make sure I was always with homies,
like walking around, like, at lunch and shit.
Like, but no, you kind of,
but it was like the country.
So you kind of have to handle shit on your own a bit, you know?
Like, you don't, you can't like,
I don't know.
It was the first time I really realized that, like, the legal system and cops aren't always there to, like, just make, you know what I mean?
Like, just fuck with you.
But, or again, it's like the people that don't, they have nothing to lose are like the scariest people.
That's like where I learned as a young age.
It's like, oh, you don't fuck with people that they don't give a fuck if they go to jail for a night.
Do you guys want to hit on any of these sports topics?
We got show playoffs coming up, which is going to be Diana Rusini's resigns.
Who's that?
after Vrable Affair Scander
Oh yeah
That's uh
That was crazy
The reporter for the NFL
Got with the rabel
She got rinsed by Rabel
And we know this is confirmed
I'm pretty sure
And uh
Yeah I don't know
I don't know what else we got to say about it
Steiny you got anything on this
There's been so many conspiracies with the reporter
The like female reporters being with
What was the ones that was with the NBA dudes
Rachel McNichols or some shit
This is like historically been
like a conspiracy for every reporter.
It doesn't blow my mind at all, dude.
It's like,
God.
Not, but if you're a player in the NBA in this,
like,
I don't know,
the female reporters,
like,
you see her all,
you know,
10 games a year.
That's just going to happen.
Apparently,
she was,
giving them helmet so she could get
insider information
and good news stories to cover.
That's what they're saying.
That's what they're saying.
Or I might have just made that up.
I don't really know.
I did hear.
What does she look like,
Can you pull up? I don't even know.
Yeah.
So this lady's an NFL reporter.
Really big one.
And Rabel's the Patriots coach.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're seeing fucking doing something in a kissing or something in a hotel, I believe.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know any of these people.
She also said at one point that, like, her husband wasn't enough or something.
She chirped her husband.
So fucking RIP to her husband.
Fucking, RIP to her husband.
Fucking feel bad for that guy.
It's fucking disgusting what these guys do.
Yeah, a woman just traveling around with, like, NFL guys.
It's just not, you know.
I don't think Brable's in the wrong.
I mean, like, he doesn't even probably fucking know, man.
It's her.
This game is fucked up.
Like, it just is, dude.
I can't even tell you how many homies I have, like, that it played in the league that, like,
all I'd be like, you know this girl, like four or five thousand followers in the gram,
small city.
Yep, I know her.
Like, it's fucking ridiculous.
They're looking at the same chicks, bro.
These athletes, so they're on these chicks, like fucking tics.
They're in hotel rooms all night.
They're fucking doom scrolling harder than anyone.
And they go to a city and they're spending.
They're peppering DMs.
I mean, they're always on planes, buses, hotels.
They're bored.
And they're in every city.
So that's just going to, they're getting like the hottest girls in every city.
They're building their rocks.
It makes sense.
In every city.
Yeah, like you know, it's like, oh, shit, I play in fucking Tampa all the time.
Like, yep.
Why not have, why not have a go to check?
chick in Tampa. I wonder if they scale their chicks to like, you know, let some
uglier ones and like Coachella this weekend again, bro.
What'd you see, dude? Tell us what you saw. I can't. I can't, I can't air it out online,
but just know, like, listen, like, if your girl, if you have a girl and she's going to Coachella,
I made a story about that. I storied that. It's, it shouldn't be allowed. I don't care if you
Like, if your girl asks you to go to Coachella without you, leave her immediately.
Take it from me.
I've seen it all.
It's, it's, don't do it.
Just leave her right away.
If she asks you, can I go to Coachella without you?
It's, it's an absolute no-go.
I don't care if you trust her.
Don't even say, no, just dip.
If she says, oh, I'm just going for the music and shit, that's even more of a red flag.
What are you, an EDM head?
Don't trust her.
I got a hard.
argument with a rant with a kid that followed me and then I got in an argument with my friend who
actually allowed this. And I was like, dude, you're a fucking idiot. Like, you got to understand
that she's going to all these exclusive parties because she's good looking. And all the guys
that are in the exclusive parties are probably either super studs or really rich. So that's who
you just open the door to for your girl without you being there. Even if you trust her, it's fine.
It's fine. It's also like, you know, there's other music festivals. Unless she specifically
there for like J.B.
And we're lucky J.B.'s off the market now.
But it's fine because J.B.'s
married. That's a good point. There's certain
festivals where it's allowed. She can be
obsessed with J.B. Because J.B.'s locked.
He's, he's happily married, you know.
He's, but
you know, going to see the DJs and shit.
It's like, bro. No, Coachella is
like, you can't allow it. There's other
festivals. I can't even think
there's got to be something in Canada.
Yeah, go to fucking
Puertoca. Go to fucking.
Go to Fugia this weekend while Coachella's going on is crazy.
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concert you think like edc los vegas edc or landl what how do we feel about stage coach i heard that rips
hard that's a that's a festival you go to with your girl though like you don't send your girl
to that one. Would you rather your girl go to Coachella or stagecoach?
Like Santa Cruz, you'll probably be a stage coach with your wife.
I don't think I'm not going to be a stage coach. Dude, I think the, I think the worst possible
thing is when your girl is backstage at like one of those like disco lines, DJ.
Yeah. Shut out disco lines. He's the homie. He's the homie, but that is like bad.
Santa Cruz, what genre of music is the worst for that?
Yeah. If your girl is in the back of a disco lines video, you're cooked.
No, I've said this really quick. Let's just make this very clear. If you're a girl,
there and you post yourself behind the DJ booth, every guy that follows you is going to be
unattracted to you. If you post yourself on the floor at the NBA game, every guy that follows
you, besides the guy that invited you is not going to be attracted. Yeah, we all know,
we all know what that fucking means. You're, you're behind the, you're literally hanging out
with the DJ. Yeah, you're flexing to the chicks that you're with the DJ. So every guy that
follows who is not going to be attracted to that. Stiney, you would, you would wipe up a courtside
chicks so fast. I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. I think,
being behind the DJ booth.
Yeah, being behind the DJ booth is a little more
trashy.
Portside, it's kind of like,
that's a harder thing to obtain.
So it's more like,
okay,
you know,
the DJ ships like your classic college girl,
like got VIP stage access and she fucking weasel to the front.
It's like,
everyone look.
How about like backstage at like a two chains concert?
That is horrible, bro.
I know a chick that guy,
I know a chick that got reefed by a soldier boy,
soldier boy,
Soldier boy, bro.
What about backstage at Jelly Roll?
Callie Roll is fine.
Jelly roll kind of sketches me sometimes.
I've been seeing some conspiracies and shit.
Kind of the boy, though.
It's Gabe is the only guy I've ever seen do it, and then just thoughts, just like flexing the DJ.
And it's like, who do you think that, who do you think of that appeals to?
It's like, God, they're not like influencers.
It's like chicks, like thinking it's clout, like college sorority girls.
You know, that's what it is?
It's like.
You know when, like, John Summit and disco lines will be, like, jumping and they'll turn
around and they just have all these chicks behind them. I wonder if like they're actually just
scoping if that's like, because they'd always have 30 chicks behind them.
And they turn around to the girls. I just went to, uh, disco lines and was like,
fucking where those birds are standing and they're fucking on me like literally Alabama
ticks on my neck. I'm like, I'm good with the front row, man. Like this was dope for a second.
But he, oh yeah, he, he's got his eyes on a few of them. Of course. I mean, he's not,
he's not gay, right? He's the chillest motherfucker. Yeah, I'm saying he's not
gay like why would he not be scoping oh no that guy might have a thousand body count no it's just
funny how in like their tic-tok videos it'll show them turning around and like it's hilarious
guy dishes out follows like crazy eh this col lines he he's crazy i know it every every bird i see is
just like followed by disco lines yeah he's a sniper i've had birds tell me they go uh can you
get me because like they know i'm friends with them on snap and like can you give me a snap so i can
send them nudes i'm like all right you don't have to say that's not a bad problem to have
Yeah, not for him, eh?
No, not a bad problem to have for disco at all.
Yeah, no, but I'm sitting here like, well, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's an insane thing to say to you.
That's just like, yeah.
Chetty, all I heard is your middlemanning nudes.
Yeah, on Telegram with fucking Patel in India.
Freezer Tarp's good drinking buddy, probably retiring.
Alex Ovechkin, rumors is go back to Russia.
Dude, the comments on that post got me so tight.
I almost made a video.
Wait, what were the, freezer, what were the comments?
That I didn't do it.
I'm like, what do you want to say you recards?
Freezers.
The question in the comments were hilarious.
Everyone's like, that just did not happen.
Yeah, and I'm like, no way the Tampa Bay Lightning was like, yo, Chetty, you got to come.
I'm so rattled that I want to just throw up screenshots over fucking jets.
I felt like Steady, man.
No, you definitely partied with the lightning.
But you claimed you parted with OVie?
I swear on my mother's fucking life that I ripped with him for three hours straight.
I'm talking within a five-foot radius, you pussies on the podcast.
You're fucking digging holes like Stanley Yelnets right now on your fucking 9 to 5 guy.
You're pissed I stood with Ovechkin, buddy, and we got after it, all right?
Did he know who you were?
No.
Or did you think you were on the team?
No, he just knew that other.
Yeah, dude, he thought I was the 10.
under the back of the right that guy doesn't know anyone or give a fuck about it he didn't give
i swear to god he bar mited me and he's like hey we don't know you man it's the rookie party you got
to get the fuck out of here i'm like that guy's that guy's ready to just cash in on his gift from
puttin eh yeah for sure who's a bigger russian legend ovechkin or kabib a vetchkin i think
i would kind of agree and dana said that i don't know numbers wise though ufc to chel is
Followers, I think Khabib has more because he has the Muslim world kind of.
I'm just saying like viewership though.
Like how big is UFC viewership compared to Chow?
I just, I just choose a veteran because like Islam's also a legend.
And so it's like, I don't really, I couldn't tell you another like Russian hockey player,
even near Ovech's level.
My point with that being, though, is like we saw Dana say Kabeb got gifted like.
Yeah, $20 million in real estate.
Yeah, $20 million in real estate.
No way.
It's wrong to government.
From Putin himself.
Dude.
What do you think?
Like, what's Ovi going to get blessed with, bro?
Holy fuck.
Did you guys watch any UFC this weekend, Santa Cruz?
Yeah, I watched the whole card, though.
I did not watch it.
Dude, I mean, the card was like amazing first fight.
Cubbs Swanson retires.
What a legend.
He pieced up Nate Landware.
And then there was the next fight, right?
It was so boring, bro.
It was Reyes versus Johnny Walker.
It was such a horrible fight.
Neither of them, they didn't want to trade.
It looked like a sparring match.
It was one of those frustrating ones.
They should have a rule in place for like where they can take half their purse.
Like something like, yo, you fucking sparred.
Like, bro, I know.
It was a tough one.
And then Josh Hokit comes out.
And that fight versus Curtis Blades was one of the most exciting fights.
It was probably top five heavyweight fights of all time at this point.
So, I mean, there's like legendary ones like, you know, Don Fry's and there and everything.
But I'm just saying like,
At least recently, it's one of the top heavyweight fights, and it was just a war, bro.
And Hokka, like I said, bro, if he wins, he's going to get on the mic and just do his act, you know,
it's WWE-style act, and that dude's a star.
He's in a fight on the White House now.
Well, everyone wanted him to get knocked out, but I think the fact that he put on a war and talks all that shit for marketing,
it does make him a star.
Like, he is the shit.
Like, he can talk the walk.
Like, he's going to be huge.
but this fight was insane too
guy blows his fucking Neo
yeah so
what did you guys think about this because
Oldberg blows out his knee
you know like full on looks like an ACL tear
wow
God this was crazy
bro Yuri it looks like he literally just
I mean multiple times he points down to the mat
and he's like let's just trade right here
it looks like he made an agreement with him
like I know your knees fucked up
I'm not gonna leg kick you and use movement
because you can't move
move. He felt bad. And he paid the price. He got chinned. The only way Oldberg could win is back
against the cage and just like little counter strikes, like hard left hooks. And Uri like gave that
to him those frustrating. I feel like what do you think that is? You think that's just like the
adrenaline getting to him in the moment and like not mentally staying in the fight? Like you can't,
you can't you can't do that during the middle of the fight when it's not over yet.
Yuri is like a really good person. He goes to like the woods and meditates for days. And I think he's
such like a warrior-style guy that like he saw this and he's like no i want a fair fight i want
to win fairly you know and so he wasn't leg kicking him he wasn't using movement he was just like
right here we can just stay right here and do it maybe he wanted to give the fan something and
he gave the fan something bro fuck you got i don't know if that warrior spirit shit works if you want
to be champ for a long time well he said after two he's like i learned i learned the biggest lesson ever
he's like you could tell he's like he knew if he just had a
like danced around the octagon like dude they probably wouldn't have let it go to the next round
like it no no it's probably what I call it couldn't stand on his fucking leg like he blew his like
his leg was cooked bro they wouldn't have let it go and Yuri would have the belt but you know I don't
know I kind of felt like some empathy for that though because like I don't know bro like if I was in like
a little jiu jitsu tournament and someone like broke their finger or something they wouldn't
even let it go still but like I would be like all right like let me try to like go for the other arm
type shit. Like, you know, but like, that is why I will never be able to fight in the UFC.
You know what I mean? Like, I feel like if you're in the UFC, you have to be like a killer, bro.
Like, oh, you fucked up your knee? Like, watch me leg kick. You right in that leg right now.
Insane. And like, dude, but now they're in a unique place because this card was something a lot of
people looked over and like, ah, this card's kind of ass. And then it ended up being something
a lot of people are like, oh, that was one of the best. It's always like that though, right?
It's always the ones people overlook and they're fucking, it happened to like couple weekends ago.
It was like, no one cared about it and it was like,
well, that's the problem.
I think they care more about viewership than a good card.
Because like the guys like you guys are going to tune in no matter who's fighting or us probably, right?
I wonder what the gate was compared to just like other gates in Miami, not UFC, though.
I bet you it was still a huge gate.
They do need stars, but I feel like they have them.
They just, they're kind of building up.
They're building up the White House.
They're building up the White House.
Yeah.
And I think we're comparing it to last year too, because last year, the first,
quarter of the year
started off so strong. It was Islam
versus Armand was the first fight
announced and then Comain was
Marob and Umar.
That's like announcing that was
is one of the best main and
co-mains ever.
Like that Marab Umar fight
was I was just as hype for that
as the main event. So they're in a little bit of
a down swing but it's going to come up because you have
Gable Steven they sign Gable Stevenson.
You got Strickland Hamzaat
next month now in Jersey.
that's going to be a massive
fight. The build
up to that, the trash talk, that's going to be
a massive fight. And then
there's talks. Then you got the White House.
Toporia is going to be
He's a superstar. He's going to be,
I think, the closest thing to McGregor
like
since McGregor.
That guy has it all. He's a fucking stud.
He's a knockout master.
He's smart. Like, you know, just
hanging with him personally. He's a businessman.
He is going to be a
massive star. And then there's Toxa McGregor coming back in July. Then you got Islam in August.
So I think the rest of the year for the UFC is going to be fucking huge. I agree. And if you saw they
signed Gable Stevenson, who's a tremendous prospect in the heavyweight division.
You know, that's my boy from high school. No way. Same city.
Let's go. Freezer. Fuck you, Stani.
Yeah, man. You're hilarious, bro. Even as a fan, too, like these first few fights of the year,
like, I wasn't, I'm not super hyped for as a fan. But I
think starting now, starting May to the end of summer, it's about to get fucking...
Yeah, they have, they have momentum.
Pipe fights.
I asked this, Senkers, you probably know best, but I thought the moment I saw Paramount
deal go through, I was like, I'm really curious what's going to happen to these press
conferences now and like the buildup, because you don't have to sell pay-per-view.
You hear about the Sean Strickland-Hamsat thing that Dana's like, yo, we're, they literally
hate each other so much.
He's going to separate.
He's going to separate Sean Strickland and Homson.
Yeah, they can't even do a face-off.
they don't play that that homza team they don't play bro it's not gonna be like sean's talking shit
and they're bantering back and forth it's like we will we will jump you we will physically
harm you before wait it's a fact they're not going to do the press conference the same way they do it
yeah look at this bro they can't dana white's smart for this honestly bro yeah they're gonna
beef up security yeah this also could be marketing though like this makes you want to tune in no no
no dude the chimaev camp from what i've heard like they're respectful
dudes and everything, but that's what I'm saying.
Like, they don't fuck around.
I know, but from a business standpoint, like, look at, like, what happened with Connor
and Khabib, like, at the end of the day, they want it.
They would never admit that, but yeah, why not?
They would never admit it, but, like, they want, like, oh, my God, their team jumped
this person of, and it.
How do this?
Let that happen, bro.
They've let the Nadea's thing happen.
McGregor throwing the thing.
Dude, what they don't want is, Armand headbutted Dan Hooker and broke his nose
allegedly. And they kept the fight. But like that was something that Dana White allegedly is like,
I can't have that happening. He wants the fights to happen. And with Hamzat's team, they're literally
saying like, this would be a situation. Fans could get hurt. They're like, bro, you don't want to
fuck with those dudes. It's a different level. They talk about UFC having a star issue and then you
got a fight like this coming up next month. It's like, I just don't see it. I just think that, yeah,
maybe there's not a huge fight every single month. But I think it's, dude, I'm, I'm
Ricklin good value.
Didn't hammer?
No, I think he needs to go a little bit, like plus 480.
I like him, you know, plus, plus, you know, 500.
I like that.
But I think the way the fight goes is Hamzot out grapples him.
I'll be honest, I think Hamzaat's going to fucking climb on him like a jungle gym again.
It's just going to be, it's the same shit he did do DePlessy, bro.
Sean has great defensive grappling and stuff.
I know, but they say this every fucking time with Hamza.
Like, I go to the gym and shit, and everyone's like, but DePlessy,
like his wrestling and then it's like, bro,
Homsot is fucking different.
I would not bet against Homsot, bro.
There's a different type of grappling with those
Dagestani style grapplers.
He climbs on them.
Yeah, it's this fucking climbs on them.
It's this risk control, bro.
It's like, it's D1 wrestling, like Gable Stevenson stuff.
That's great, but it hasn't served people as well in the UFC as this style of
grappling.
That's sombo shit.
It's brutal.
I mean, at the end of the day, it's a fight you never know.
but I mean, I would not bet against Homsa.
I mean, if you want, it's a great odds.
Sprinkle, sprinkle a little sprinkle on Strickland, but...
Yeah, if it goes above plus 480, I'll throw some money on Strickland.
Santa Cruz, who's the guy that Leon Edwards head kicked?
Usmar.
Usman, yeah.
Oosman, when he went against him, last second, like, I remember being like,
fuck, like, Usman's got crazy power.
He can wrestle, like, all this shit, like, and then he still just gets like,
like, dude, Usman's like a fucking beast.
Like, people forget how much of a beast.
Like, no one could beat them.
That's right there is why the UFC is the shit.
And honestly, of course, they don't have as many stars right now.
But, bro, it takes one moment like that to make a star.
And obviously, Leon's star faded out a little bit.
But after that, knockout, he was huge.
You get a huge gate with him.
And you can't have moments like that in other sports.
Like, when it's a football game and a team is plus 500,
brother, so much shit has to go wrong for the favorites to lose.
In fighting, not that much stuff has to go wrong for 100.
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I think Tuporia is just going to be.
massive after this White House fight, bro. I mean, they put him on there for a reason. Like,
this guy's going to be fucking massive, bro. And now every man out there identifies with this
story. If you're a dude and you haven't gotten your heart broke by a chick and some chick doing
you're dirty, then you're not living life. So every guy resonates with his story a bit. So now it's
like, it's like going to cross over into this like deeper emotional. And he's also, like I said,
he's a smart guy. He handled it. He handled it like a gentleman. He kept it, you know. He just
handled it properly, too, which I think was great.
For sure.
Who's the co-main on that?
It's gone in, uh, in Pereira.
Wow.
Toporia docu-series on HBO Max.
Oh, damn.
I fucking, I love watching shit like this, bro.
Me too.
About, like, athletes and shit.
24-7 used to do a great HBO with like Mayweather, and they used to do a hockey one,
too, actually.
Dude, I heard Tuporia move to Miami.
Just curious, because people like this, who do you think the, who is the projected
to be the biggest star?
You think that was kind of a letdown?
it seems like it's happening in the UFC a lot.
Bo Neckle?
I mean, it's kind of Boe Nickel.
He could work his way back, you know, into that with a few wins.
But Bo Neckle was like a blue chip prospect, you know,
and he just, it's been a little tough at certain points from him.
Speaking, like I remember when Bo Neckle first came up,
everyone was saying he's the one that would take out.
And then kind of like someone else who's like not even a top 10 takes him out.
So like he lost his team.
It's probably just throwing.
too much like when someone comes in and they just put too much hype on them you got to let them
grow in the fucking game a bit yeah and i think they're smart to handle it different for different
weight classes so in heavyweight they're throwing people to the wolves josh hoakett oh you have a name
you can talk cool we're gonna have you fight curtis blades and if you win that you're fighting on
the white house card versus derrick lewis heavyweight's more intelligent to do that with because brother
it's a coin is so hard to string together three heavyweight wins in a row four heavyweight win those
dudes throw heat you're done with one punch lighter weights you can make a few mistakes in a fight and
still win yeah it's weird like a brain's a brain like when you're at that weight and you're getting
like blades throwing a fucking haymaker at you like you still have the same brain as a fucking
middleweight or you know i mean like it's like you can get knocked out just there's so much more
power coming at you it's fuck sparring with sugar sean this weekend on saturday or going to their
mma sparring at their gym i'm a little nervous in where arizona yeah in a
Arizona. Did they rope you into striking or no? No, for sure. And I'm, I'm going to tell those boys,
bro. I do not. I'm not here to ego. I have no striking. I'll grapple with you all. It'll be fun.
I'll just get cooked. I tried to have that guy teach me how to, uh, fucking strike racked out with
the house on the prize picks event in my. Bro, when you, when you train with those guys,
you'll get a, a whole other respect for their conditioning. Like, I did, I did a fight simulation with
them where it's like five rounds and it's like conditioning. And then you're striking.
and grappling.
Bro.
So one of the stations
I was grappling
with his grappling
partner
after doing like
fucking assault bike
striking like
fucking weight slams and shit
and this guy
didn't go easy on me
at all.
Well,
he probably did
but he didn't let me
he had to start
on me and mount.
Yeah,
he put it on you.
Dude.
Like it's like,
it's like you start,
I start and bottom mount
and they're like,
okay, try to stand up
and I'm like,
bro, like I didn't get up,
I didn't even get
close to getting up
once.
It's so tiring, bro.
And I don't...
It was degrading.
Like, it was just a guy
just fucking me up, bro.
That's terrible.
Good luck.
It's about to be me this weekend, bro.
I'm going to train with the Tommy guns out there.
I'm going to train with Sugar Sean.
Tim Welch.
I'm going to get cooked, but it'll be fun.
Tim Welch is the fucking man.
Yeah, they're great, great guys.
You did well, though, Kyle.
I saw that.
You fucking did all the rack of, like, a fight simulator.
Conditioning-wise, but the grappling is just,
bro, when you're gassed and you have to, like, strike and then grapple,
Oh yeah
Your arms are like fucking noodles
Bro, like I couldn't do shit
Fuck, I'm jealous Santa Cruz
I want to come with you
Slide on out
I'll be down there
I gotta go to Vegas
You said this weekend
Are you going to
What's in Vegas this weekend is it
Power slap
Yeah big John's going to that
Then I think he is going to come
To Arizona for a day
Oh like after
Yeah
Fuck maybe I will
I'm just going Friday night
I'm gonna do for a Vegas rip man
I didn't come out
My birthday's next week
I went anywhere in a while then
I fuck
Your birthday's next week?
Yeah.
Big 26 for the kid.
You got to go to cello, bud.
Fuck.
You know,
I'm fucking pepper and everyone in the Bieber corner.
I'm even tempted.
That's why I had to evacuate Callie, bro.
I was like, if I stay here, I'm going to go again.
Run it back with me, dude.
No, I can't.
I can't.
I know it would.
It is fun.
But no, I got to get to this scratch, bro.
Yeah, I haven't been anywhere this year traveled.
I don't really give a fuck right now.
I don't really want to.
I'm about to go golf soon, dude.
I'm ass at golf.
Hopefully Big John can give me some fucking pointers.
But I think those boys are going to try to.
Yeah, he's good.
Those boys are, I think, trying to play Torrey Pines.
That's right near me.
Oh, dude.
I'm jealous.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, Kyle, this summer you should do.
Oh, so that's where your neck of the woods is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kyle, you should do like a, no, not pebble.
Pebble.
No, no.
Tori Pines of San Diego.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, Kyle, you should do a week here and just golf Tori Pines a bunch.
I've heard it's one of the best courses ever.
We're looking for a spot to go rip for, like, gym for a week in golf, so.
Jupiter, Jupiter.
Yeah, I've heard Jupiter's the shit for that.
All right, boys.
Well, I think we've fucking covered everything.
Fuck, yeah.
Much of love.
All right, fellas.
Catch you boys next week?
Yes, sir.
I'll send through some golf clips.
Yes, I was just going to say, send us a video cruise with Big Jay.
We'll see how it goes.
Wait, wait, let's get your handicap every time we do this.
So what are you at right now?
The same.
What's like what?
15?
I'll play a couple rounds this week and I'll let you know what I should.
Yo, Kyle.
actually get the gin app, you know, I'm going to get it too. I just got it so we can
send it to me track it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. We should send Kyle some like Russian neutropics
and see like, send me anything, bro, because this is, this is, this is fuck. Well, you set a really
tough goal. Really tough. You got it. You got it. Russian neutropics, a lot of golf.
Easy. All right, boys.
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