FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Expose Lamine Yamal’s Girlfriend and Talk LeBron James Leak!

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

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Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah? That's going to be. jokes 3 v 3. So Chetty, you are you're locked in like I've never seen you before. I love seeing when Chetty gets passionate about something and he actually, like, you
Starting point is 00:03:10 lock in and you like stick with it. Dude, I'm playing 36 holes today. Yeah, the thing is, I got Brad Crout on my ass because the gym shit is just not happening, right? Yeah. I don't give a fuck honestly about the gym. I mean, I'm the lightest I'm better. Brad Crow can wait, right?
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yeah. He wrote this paragraph. He's like, bro, you can't tell the internet and just not do shit. I'm like, dude, brother, I'm golfing right now, man. Golf is a big commitment. Wait, Chetty, what did you say you were doing? I didn't really say shit, bro. I just said I'm like trying to get healthier. And I mean, that's not changing.
Starting point is 00:03:42 But like I have 15 days of this internet invite and I want to fucking do golf content all year. So this is, I got to pull up. Definitely before internet invite, I would go. I'm headed to the course right after this too. Yo, I clicked on some link just to see what that was. it's the bar stool invitational, but it says someone wins a million dollars. Is that right? All four people on the team.
Starting point is 00:04:07 So four mil to the winning team. I heard it was four million this year. No, four millions announced the public, but I mean, they told me not to say when it is and shit. She told text me reminders every day because they're worried because I'm spamming content. Oh, I've been spamming it already. Yeah, I did a whole few posts about it. Like we had to sign NDAs and shit.
Starting point is 00:04:27 You can't afford it. in NDA. Well, dude, what I'm saying is, if we say you win that $4 million, so whatever day, we don't know yet. They pick. We don't know. We don't know. Like, Bob does Sports and Riggs from Barstool. And they pick. How do they make sure you're not a sandbagger, though? Like, you have to play around. That's why I keep saying I'm a 20 cap. I want to get picked fucking last. Oh, it's a picking system. Yeah. And half the field, if you lose day one, half of the people get eliminated day one. So you could get your ass on a flight day one.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Wow. How many teams are? are there. It starts with two. Last year it started with two. And then eventually the one team gets eliminated and then that team splits up and they go against each other. And then it just keeps dwindling down. But yeah, no, last year I got invited. And I think we were going to like, we were going to Egypt. Remember Stoney? And then, uh, fucking, uh, I think a war broke out. So we didn't go. Oh, yeah. And, uh, then I saw the content and I was fucking blown away. They did such a good job with the content. I didn't watch them, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Have you watched them? They're like three hours long. I probably should watch it. I definitely watched the first like two. And then I watched the last one. But they did a really good job with the content. Is there like a live stream? No, it's episodes.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Bro, the views on this golf event get more than like any PGA tour event. I'm pretty sure I saw some crazy stat. Like it's fuck, YouTube golf is fucking massive. Who do you think is going to be there, freezer? Do you think LeBron's going to be there? Low key. No, he won't be. You know?
Starting point is 00:06:01 Dude, Portnoy has been trashing him for like 10 years. That's right. Yeah, no, that's right. Yeah, that's right. There's no shot. There's no shot. How about Brony? Is he going?
Starting point is 00:06:10 I don't think so. Oh. That's what do you mean? That's fucking family loyalty. He's not going to slide without Portland has been, because Boston and I guess LeBron's in the East, like the Cavs used to play the Celtics and the Cavs would win. So Portnoyneux just hated on him. I mean, a lot of basketball guys like, hated on for lebron forever i thought this was more of like a bob does i guess it's both barstole
Starting point is 00:06:34 and bob does sports i could see me in pornoi beefing wait i don't know if you guys saw this but we might as well just go like the miami heat youtube apparently leaks that lebron is going to the heat yesterday so everyone was going yeah like and they you could sell that it no like he they leaked the link like uh lebron press conference i don't know if they premiered it early but his press conference for coming to Miami, which like shook the entire polymarket and prediction markets. So people went crazy yesterday. So I guess he's going to Miami, which is insane. You think that's accurate? Yeah, because they fired like, I mean, I look into this shit deeply and they fired the YouTube strategy kid. LeBron got bored of the LA hose and he missed the Miami hose or what? Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I think it's just the storyline of like going back to the team to prove you could do it again. I don't know. It's like a legacy thing, but Andy Anas is there, so there's a reason to go. Pat Riley is Airs. I mean, that's Miami's gonna be fucking sick.
Starting point is 00:07:35 If the Bron's there again, and that teams with Bam, Janus, and LeBron's pretty good. It'll be fucking sick year. Six season for basketball for sure. What did they leak? Like,
Starting point is 00:07:46 how do you leak that? I don't know. I think they... Especially on YouTube. It's like kind of tough to upload like a YouTube video. Can you premiere something like a week in advance? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:55 I guess you could schedule it. I think they scheduled it. Do you guys make me want to get into basketball? You should. I didn't even watch soccer. In FIFA, I watched a lot of, and I was like, look, it's actually, it wasn't a lot of fun to watch all that. Be a T-wolves fan this year, bro. What's a good entry point?
Starting point is 00:08:14 Dude, you got a gamble. You have to. You got to gamble. If you start betting on sports, you'll like every single sport you will become a fan of. We're baseball fans over here. We're WMBA fans over here. Yeah, we're at a chat. Yeah, we're at a chat and every morning.
Starting point is 00:08:28 It's the first thing I read. Just like, we wake up later than those guys and they're already fucking betting on tennis for you at 7 a.m. Stady. Yeah. Like my brother's in there. My brother's in there at 6.30 a.m. like screaming in the chat. Like, who are we hammering?
Starting point is 00:08:42 Chetty, I'm asking you for an entry point. You're like, you got to gamble. No. That's a crazy. Minnesota Timberwell's most fun team to watch next year. I'm telling you there were times. Jesse, I would be in this group chat and this guy would be like, or Chetty. would actually fire, he's like, this is my lock, guys, like, I'm chasing, and we'd be firing
Starting point is 00:08:57 Korean baseball, like, heavily. All night. Yeah, Korean baseball starts at, like, 4 a.m. And it's, if the time change is fucked, so you're sweating it at, like, 4 a.m. I mean, this is, like, real degenerate shit, but. It makes every sport better. I was, like, betting on curling and shit. I was like, buddy, like, I can't get back into that.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Like, I can't have it on my phone. Any nope, fans are MLB, guys, because that's the only news I got for MLB for the whole year, fucking Red Sox. What are they on a 15 win streak? Are we taking them in 30 minutes? Oh, they start in five minutes. I hammered them. I went to an O yesterday.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I'm going to wait for that. No way. So if they win this game today, it's the most in franchise history, 16 wins in a moment, which is insane. Yeah, they're on a 15 game win streak.
Starting point is 00:09:41 In any sport, that's just insane. But like, yeah, I'm riding it. I'm keeping it going. Should we take them right now? Yeah, take them right now, bro. It's actually for the,
Starting point is 00:09:52 just, just dude. I mean, the odds are kind of crazy. Are you going minus one and a half? I'm going first five innings and full game Red Sox. You know they want to win that for franchise history. No way they lose that. For franchise history today? So they tied the current record, which is 15 wins in a row.
Starting point is 00:10:09 And today will be for 16 wins in a row. What is it? They lose that shit at home. You know that stadium's going to be fucking insane. I should have fucking drove down there. It's only like two hours away. Red Sox to win? I'm going to go right now.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I'm going to go minus one and a half. If you're not betting on a baseball game, can you enjoy a baseball game? No. No way. Oh my God. That's great. Regular season baseball just on the TV at home? Holy fuck.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Obviously going to a game is sick. And like cranking beers and stuff. But oh my God, just regular season baseball. The ballpark vibes in the summer is good vibes. You better be getting a header or something. I'm not watching that. Dude, my favorite thing is sitting behind home plate at a game first row
Starting point is 00:11:00 and just chirp it. They hear everything. Just chirping and then you got a server. He gets so rattled, bro. Many players. Yeah, I got a pitcher fucking pulled last year or not because the rays were playing in a junior park so it's tiny.
Starting point is 00:11:13 They could hear everything I was fucking saying. And I'm just screaming meatball every time this guy bitched. And my boy was so blacked out just screaming, you fucking pussy. And they pulled them off the fucking mountains. Zach Flin, bro. And the Orioles guys DMed me after the game, and they're like, dude, that was the funniest shit we've ever heard. The race guys all hit me up.
Starting point is 00:11:31 They're like, dude, that was out of pocket. We got a fact check. How many people hit, how many team players actually message you, bro? Dude, I'm talking out of these 15. I love how you always throw in there, like some. You got a jock yourself. Bro, I'm big in the sports world. I know you are.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Athletes love me, bro. Wait, wait, wait, we actually should cover this because back to the golf thing. I have to get your guys this tape. He's jumps that. No, wait. I have to get your guys' takes on Bryson to Shambo. The OV story. Get this ripped in the comments.
Starting point is 00:11:59 I'm like, well, I did it. Did you guys see that? What? So Bryson DeCambo, he was playing in the tournament over the weekend. And he got like a two-stroke penalty, I think. And apparently you have two of the like, what are they called the guys on the course? Like the judges, I don't know what the correct terminology for golfers. Yeah, the officials are there.
Starting point is 00:12:23 And Bryson de Chambon makes a comment like, hold on, I'm going to call Trump to get out of this ruling. Is that a fact? I got to see that. Well, yeah, Rory talked about it, like a lot of players. Dude, that's fucking insane. People are doing this, which I'm going to call President Trump. Like, listen, I've dropped that too, but not in a circumstance like that. When have you dropped that?
Starting point is 00:12:44 I know you dropped that before. I was dropping it all of Asia, bro. All of Asia, I was just dropping Trump in front of the birds. They were loving it. Polymarket says right here, pro golfer Bryson DeCambo reportedly threatened to call President Trump during his dispute over a two-shot penalty at the open. It's a crazy spew, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:03 In a golf tourney, it's like, relax, buddy. I think he's a fucking pigeon, and I say it every day. Who, Deschambo? Yeah, bro. He's got to be one of the least, like, tour players I've ever seen. Like, I like people hit on Rory. He's just such a hard, dude. People hit on Rory.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I fuck with Rory, and Roy's also been at the top for, like, the longest. time because he like fans chirp him i hate on him just to hate on him you know i don't really have anything against him it's just i think that's just what happens no but when it comes to these golfers like dude it seems like even now like these days like no one talks about speed speed so was one of the potential goats uh where's dj like where's justin thomas and rory's always been one of those guys who's a threat to win like no matter what the tournament is you know what i'm saying sheffler like that's pretty rare do the people like him or not I heard it's just so hard for those golfers now because betting's just way too big.
Starting point is 00:13:57 And it's supposed to be like a calm sport. But people are just blacked at the tourneys now with all their money on them. They're just chirping the shit out of the players these days. And you're not supposed to be spewing at a golf tournament like that. But nowadays it's like, holy, like I would be fucking rattled, bro. I wonder if we're getting closer to like a hunger games type thing in like five years. Yeah. Like we're like some gladiated shit.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, squid games could have. happen like dude people there's serious degenerates out there that are probably going to like bro there would be real there's a line of people out the door to line up for squid games real life dude imagine like a fight a fight to the death type shit like probably gonna start in like russia but like i'm not like i feel like it's probably going to happen our lifetime if i was super tilted and had a bad run like and i was in that mindset i would go to swid games to chase and
Starting point is 00:14:48 get it back like if you're on like a four game cold streak and you're really down. Like, I was maybe debated. Tweaking, you should make a clarity on that. You're not the right person. You're going to like, you're going to like drop your marbles or whatever the fuck you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I would fucking make allies in there and just be out there for myself. The odds for that is way too bogus. There's like, what, a hundred people and one person wins like that's fuck. But maybe give me like a one and four chance. It's actually so funny because it's so true. It's like you watch five people die and then you go to the back room and then you
Starting point is 00:15:19 see the cash and you're like, shit. Like, fuck it. Dude, I like the idea. the real, you sign up for the Hunger Games if you want to do it. You can't do it the way they did it where it's like the poor gets picked. It's like, bro. That's just
Starting point is 00:15:34 not going to fly. Maybe it could start with like prisoners, like pedophiles or fucking like the worst people ever, just like, people on yeah, they have to do it. Dude, if there was squid games and we could actually watch it, we would all have action on player zero zero four. Like imagine.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah. It's actually Dude, it's true. It's insane to think about. Hunger games would be crazy. Dude, I'd be throwing cheddar. It's kind of sick, too, if, like, there's a person from each country. You're, like, rooting for this dude. He's going to either die or win, and he's for America or he's for Canada.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Oh, dude, that would be selling so fucked. And he, like, he, like, YouTube's his, like, his fight camp or he's, like, training camp. Like, it's kind of crazy. That'd be the biggest thing ever. Oh, my God. We got to hit up fucking Mr. Beas. Get him going. You know, Santa Cruz isn't on the pod.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Should we just get bundled today? Jesse's killing me with 11 o'clock stews and Kelly. Bro, it's 9 o'clock here, but I know he hates seeing those in the chat. Yeah, but I mean, you got to take, like, I love Santa Cruz, but take it with a grain of salt, you know, you got to have some balance. Oh, you got, you got to. I love them. I love them. I'm not a shot on them, just like, you know what I mean? What, you think he's too much of a heart out?
Starting point is 00:16:51 Sergeant Santa Cruz? Yeah, a little bit. For sure. He makes coin doing it, though. He knows what he's doing, so, you know? Let me drink my beers. I'll let you do your thing, right? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:06 He's got an identity. He's got to hold up, and I got a... He's not against the drinking, though, is he? For sure. I see videos every day. But I think... I mean, does he ever drink? Like, have a beer?
Starting point is 00:17:16 No, no, no. Really? Yeah. Well, I get it. Because when I'm hungover, it's the worst fucking thing on earth. and I slowed down a lot on drinking. Last week I did this a little yay concert in my backyard. I don't know if you guys saw that.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I saw that. I went crazy. Yeah, it was pretty epic. I have a whole thing. I'm going to drop about it. But, dude, I just saw him perform. There's this guy that hosts these parties, and it's like mini conia,
Starting point is 00:17:41 and he's a cute, like, a little mini globe that he stands on. And he looks exactly like him, and he can kind of sing it. And I tried to play it off like, yo, yay, he's coming to my house. to have all these girls come because it's like the LA cloud bullshit. Did you tell the girls actually Yay was coming? Yeah, because there's like a small chance. Oh, did you tell them that was a skit? I played it off really well.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I was like, yo, don't tell too many people, but like yay is going to pull off if you guys want to slide. And there's like a small chance. There's a small chance that like that could be possible. You know what I'm saying? In L.A.? Yeah, people hear that. There's that small chance. And so like we had, I put a curtain.
Starting point is 00:18:21 in front of him and I was like got on the mic and I was like I'm so excited like there was like 30 girls in my backyard how long is this video signing I need to see this shit it's on my feed but um yeah no he performed and uh I mean they were all laughing it was like fucking hilarious and it was sick I had like a whole production most expensive fucking thing I've ever done but uh yeah you got a stage and shit like that was pretty crazy did do well for you that video must have went off my god this is jokes Jesus dude maybe not that photo What do you mean? You look good.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Are you wrapped in that? You know, you know. It was pretty hilarious. You look like you're ready to drop the N-Bomb in that fucking phone, bro. Absolutely not. You look like an L.A. I had a cabby. I had an open bar.
Starting point is 00:19:12 It was actually really fun, dude. Like, I really enjoyed hosting, but yeah, he came. Have you ever said the N-word, Stani? No. Said it by yourself? Dude, fuck off. you've never said the N word come on
Starting point is 00:19:24 I mean we in this household the end word is never say never I don't know what else you're referring to I don't know never said that I don't trust any
Starting point is 00:19:32 motherfucker that says he's never said it like fuck off this is where Cruz is popping and golf courts that's not my
Starting point is 00:19:40 100% that's not my thing that's not my thing Cruz would get into a biggie. If you have said that, you're lying. You are. I mean, if you're a white dude and you've never fucking said the word like drunk to make yourself giggle, like you're fucking idiot. Just a casual, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:20:05 If you don't back that, you're a weirdo, you know? I'm not even going to spew because I'm going to get clip farmed. No one's watching the full context on that clip, right? Yeah, no, yeah. There's going to be violins and shit over my clip, whatever I say. He said violins. Yeah, they play like sad music, like Chetty's done and cancel. Speaking of that, apparently our boy Charleston got shot at.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Yeah, what the fuck was that? I don't know. Did you see what happens, Steady? Yeah, I messaged him. He said he's fine. That's not, honestly, it's not really surprising, bro. He was in Houston, and I think it was Jay Prince. People approached him and asked him to apologize.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And Charleston, like, crashes out, bro. Like, he has these moments where he just, like, kind of goes crazy. Well, yeah, he bearsprayed someone on our show. Yeah, as you know. So he did that. He wasn't shot, though, right? He just shot out. No, he was fine.
Starting point is 00:21:04 But, I mean, dude, Charleston goes out a lot of people, and he disses a lot of people. So, you know, he knows you got to move kind of smart when you do that shit. But, uh, there's no shortcut for saving time, but saving money is simple. Just combine your car and home insurance
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Starting point is 00:21:33 He's a professional. That guy's a fucking great entertainer, too, but he does say some crazy shit sometimes. Loves to, I never met him, but he's fucking, he's so hilarious. He's a fun. guy's video and shit. I didn't know what to think of when I first met him. I was like,
Starting point is 00:21:46 is this guy fucked? But he's a total fucking rock star. He's a, he's a beauty off camera. Shows up on time. Actually, shows up early. Like, he's fucking, yeah, he's professional. I fucked with him. We really got along. What's the, do you want to talk about no love too? Um, yeah, I think we're gonna, yeah, we're gonna start, we're gonna, we're gonna launch. We're gonna start working on no love in Miami season two. Can we cast, Chetty for the? this. Chetty's locked up.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Yeah. Give me a roll, bro. Like, let me be the fucking butler or something. Let me be the odd d'oeuvres guy or something. Yeah, we'll think of a role. Sure. I've been locked in for, I've been locked up for the past two dating shows, bro.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, bro, but like, it's different for me, bro. Your birds, no, dude. Your birds do only fans, bro. My birds are fucking attorneys. What the fuck kind of dis is that? That's not even true. And what kind of attorney is your chick? She's probably a paralegal, dude.
Starting point is 00:22:42 She's not a fuck. She doesn't. not have, she's past the bar, she's dating your ass. You think I know. I don't think I don't even know what paralegal is that for and then she's going to Chetty's house. Bro, you're like a lot, maybe unless she knows I'm a coin dispenser, bro.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Do you have her on retainer or no? You got to have her on retainer. She's pulling you for at least. Have her on retainer for the internet invitational for sure. My lawyer's big, big time. You take the lawyer out and she sees the kind of moods you get in and the fights you get into? Lawyers coming up tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:23:13 This guy's a fucking, huh? Lawyers coming up tomorrow, Mountain Cribb solo. It's my mom fucking baked cookies. My parents haven't met her yet either. Oh, wow. What kind of law does she practice? Dude, I don't fucking know, man. Give us an update.
Starting point is 00:23:30 She passed up. She passed the bar. I'll give you an update. Yeah, next pod, we're filming Brazzers episode one, 220 this weekend. Bringing, going with a chick to like some sort of like nature environment. Yeah. Just like is probably the best thing.
Starting point is 00:23:45 What does that mean? Like not this like yeah, not the city. What the? Why the fuck would you? Kyle, I missed it earlier. You said, are you guys doing another like Love Island thing? Yeah. I think we're gonna, we're gonna start talking about it today.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I think you bring me and Jesse in as Butler's or something, man. Come on. Dude. There's got to be something funny we could do. Like some characters. Toxitos would be jokes me and Jesse. It is not is nine. still in a relationship?
Starting point is 00:24:14 I mean, it's going to be pretty hard to cast that fucking crew. That's a funny episode though. Fuck. Jesse, let's start thinking about plans we can pitch to Kyle. I'm picturing us in matching tuxedos in some format. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to think of what like,
Starting point is 00:24:31 just keep in mind, it's going to be like six days straight. Yeah. Yeah. We got addubs just all day. I'm guessing in Florida, right? Like in Miami? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:25:48 Let's get back in the podcast. Please, Kyle, get on the Red Sox, man. This would be fun with the boys. I did. I did it. I did it. I did it a lot. Let's make it a rule.
Starting point is 00:25:57 We always got to do one live lock during every pot. I love that. Let's get a streak going. Let's try it going like 70%. Chetty was on fire. Stiney low key last night. Stiney, I faded you. I didn't want to say anything.
Starting point is 00:26:11 I get really hot on baseball. No, I know when you're hot, signing it's right now, I think. I think Nationals is a bomb today. Yeah, I can turn it up. Dude, Joey Cold Cuts might be one of the funniest guys to spiel about betting with. He's a lunatic. He's got a kid.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Dude, he'll stay up all night with a one-year-old kid betting on Korean baseball does, and he's like, fuck it, I'm not sleeping. He's like, I have to fly to Philly to go film an Arby's commercial for 50K today. No, this group chat is. It's some serious dogs, bro. It's like the biggest chasers and degenerates I've ever seen. scene.
Starting point is 00:26:42 My brother's got to chill out, dude. The guy's gonna be hitting me for Venmo. Let's just make this really clear. And I just want to make this to the gambling community out there. Like, yo, never fucking say like, yo, we're good or, yo, this was a lock. That pissed me out. Into the game.
Starting point is 00:26:55 That's like the number one rule. That's the Jimmy gambles, bro. Yeah. Oh, bro. I've told Jimmy, like, actually beat his ass. His gambles in there, or is he banned from that chat? No, no. No, we would not.
Starting point is 00:27:06 His, we can't have that in there. And he'll, yeah. But this guy yesterday. said yesterday, Joey Cole cuts from Bob to Sport. It's the second inning and he's like, dude, we're good. And then they just fucking get next inning, they fucking tie it up. We go down one. It happens in baseball every time someone says that shit.
Starting point is 00:27:23 It's fucking annoying. That's like my pet peeve is when someone says, yo, we're good. Jimmy does it all the time. It's like, dude, it's the fucking first quarter. Jimmy's the worst for that, bro. He's like, I told you, man. I told you. And then you just see him get tilted because you lose.
Starting point is 00:27:36 And it's just like, bro, this is the unwritten rule. Like, you're a fucking jinx. Did you guys bet on Connor McGregor? I did. Yeah, I did. Which was just, we talked about that. It was just emotional shit. Drake had a million on him, so I was like, I got to bet a little bit on him.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Why would Drake's betting have to influence you? Well, we're all watching together. You got to ride for your dog, right? No, we're all watching it together. So I was like, hey, I want to like, let's all squad ride McGregor. That was the night he gave you the watch? Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know that.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Yeah. What'd you tell him when he was he tilted when he lost him a mill or he was just like whatever It was so fast that we were like what the fuck like You're like Tracy else I'll split it with you everyone else's reaction let me get half your debt Dude that's how you would talk to him That's not It's not any any you guys been chopping it up since the watcher What is Drake betting a million feel like to an average dude? It's probably like a hundred bucks
Starting point is 00:28:37 probably 10K for me I made a million's still a million he hit that $40 million slot I just don't know about this casino shit man I don't know how that money works you know I think his deals like every other every other gambling deal where
Starting point is 00:28:52 you get the money and then you can gamble with whatever you want yeah that's fucking nuts you only see like the only person that actually bets low is like when like Corinna Komp had a gambling deal or something
Starting point is 00:29:06 I was here playing like $100 hands. She was streaming casino? I don't know. Whenever I had a deal, like we were firing big. They were fucking like 100 K blackjack hands. And like, yeah. So I mean, picture like if you were, imagine you had a $40 million slot and you have $40 million in your gambling account.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Like you're probably throwing a million on McGregor, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, he also had $1.5 million on Argentina and they lost. Yeah. A lot of people are now saying there's, A lot of people are now saying there's like a, like fade Drake. Borgie's getting peppered by Uncle Chance in the chat already.
Starting point is 00:29:43 By who? Oh, Chance is in there? Yeah, Chance gives us our WMBA picks. I don't even see the chat. Is it on WhatsApp? You don't want to be in there, bro. I'm not in there. I didn't get the message.
Starting point is 00:29:53 He's in there for until this Red Sox bet hits and then we're going nationals next. I don't see the messages, Chetty. I don't think you added me. Did I add your old number? Probably. Bro, having $100,000 in the bank is. like probably still only like a small percentage of people like no but that's that's also $250 if you have a hundred grand like you're not tripping that hard do you know me do many people in
Starting point is 00:30:15 america have a hundred grand in their bank count like probably like slow what's your biggest loss in one day chetti like your worst session uh i had to pay like 25k last week but i'm up 20 this week so it's like fuck we're good but it could get bad but like you know today we need a big day I bet a lot of fucking picks a lot of fucking picks they like six or seven for like 3K each show those all lose like fuck
Starting point is 00:30:41 we're back right there down it sucks we need a win today we need a win today it swings quick do you think you're overall from betting your whole life this year yes yes this year
Starting point is 00:30:54 I'm up fat like my tech is I go on runs and then I know how to quit so like I'll go on like a 50K run buy like a Daytona fucking just lock that up so it's proper it and then I'll reset the units.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Yeah. That's the only way to do it, bro. You know, buy something with it. 100%. That's what I do. I buy a watch. Gambling money is just, it's just like bonus money to spend.
Starting point is 00:31:15 And then it's like, yeah, then it's like reset, you know, lower the units back to like a thousand bucks. Not fucking 10K plays. I'd say that's the only way. Yeah. So you're saying like get up, make some money, buy a vacuum. And then like. Yeah. 4G bought me a BMW this year, seven series.
Starting point is 00:31:35 bro, I was so rattled when you said that. Freezer connects me with his book. He's like, yo, I got this book for you, bro. I fucking lost like. What were you betting on? I was betting on everything. I was just on a bad streak. And then, uh, but I'm,
Starting point is 00:31:52 oh, yeah, that's another, that's another rule. When you're on a bad streak, get out. Just go take a walk for a few days. Yeah. That's what Jimmy can't do. Oh, I didn't want to pay the guys too. So I was trying to win it back. Yeah, no, exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:03 That's what Jimmy's the, whoa. at that when he gets cold he's he needs it back he'll double down and that's how you actually dig a scary hole it's like a daily slate so you take games and then if you're in that mentality where it's like like we'll take football for example like there's a sunday night game and you're like all right i got to get it back when you're like forced to bet on the last game of the day to try and get even that's when shit's really bad i'm piss forge you can't see this chat well i mean the socks have the base is loaded right now. Red Sox base is loaded.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Yeah. Who do we got in here? I want Jesse to get into this shit. I need Jesse and more American sports. Dude, I don't know even know how, man. Who's all these other numbers, Chetty? Gambling company. I don't know how to use it. I don't know who anyone is in there besides it's like it's either my roommates or my brother and then fucking just like two
Starting point is 00:32:54 sharps chants and Joey cold cuts. Everyone's chill though. No fucking, no fucking clowns in there. other than my brother that might spew something. He always chirped Steine. I forgot what he said yesterday. He goes, Stani, you have 45 handicaps?
Starting point is 00:33:09 Stani's like, what the fuck? I don't know why my brother pissed me off. I was like, who the fuck is this number? Just out of nowhere. No, my brother. He's identical to me with the spews. He's identical to Akron,
Starting point is 00:33:24 just like chirps all day. Betting is just like a bad relationship, man. It's just like it's toxic. It's fun. It's fun, but you're like, you're just, you're digging a grave. Like, you got to just, you got to get out at some point, you know? Yeah. Or you got to take your profits and fucking dip, you know?
Starting point is 00:33:42 Dude, when you're hot, when you're hot and gambling, like, though, it's a real thing. There's no better feeling than when you're like on fire. Dude, I love it for just like the nighttime entertainment when you're done with everything for the day. And it's like, all right. And everyone's in the chat. We're like, who we on tonight. Well, no, but if it, if things are going bad, it can also really. fuck up like i'll be like yelling at my girl like yo you don't do enough shit around the house
Starting point is 00:34:05 like just tilted i can see chetti like yo i need this yeah so is that your play today we're announcing that on the pot as a pick nationals yeah nationals and giants the rockies are just terrible and then i don't like when like the giants are on the road they played the royals twice lost twice so this is their third game and i think it's hard to beat the same team three times in a row. Wait, so nationals and who? Giants? Yeah. All right. I feel like I hate that in the Giants. I do, but it's a smart play.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Okay, so you mean LaMalle's girlfriend, she was dating another guy for five years, and she broke up with him three weeks ago? Because he won. I mean, I mean, that's classic. I love you, babe. Three weeks ago? No way. That has 14 million, that has 14 million views. that has to be real.
Starting point is 00:35:01 She's been spewing it fucking you mean fucking for months behind the door. That's fucking fucked up, bro. Yeah. That's actually like terrifying, dude. He was with her for five years.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Bro, that's brutal. Let's start a go fund me for there's got to be a time where he should have been able to do like a phone check because this chick's been scheming clearly to try and social time. That didn't start.
Starting point is 00:35:29 It means probably been scheming on her though too right oh dialing her yeah telling her giving her the world oh here's the breakdown wait let's get the expert analysis here you have 1500 followers you've locked down your girl five years together the soccer star with 50 million followers wants your girl she dumps you in two weeks and then he wins the world cup you can't that's true i mean that's really i've been saying this every pod but it's just like yo this is just the way the world works man unfortunately it is Unfortunately, but like... This is like, I get a lot of flack from some chicks about being like too aggressive or mean about this.
Starting point is 00:36:08 But it's like, is this the woman's fault or is this the boyfriend's fault who was with her for five years for not having his chick on lock? That's why you don't want a 10 out of 10 straight up. I hate to be the Santa Cruz of the conversation today again. But like, it should not be heartbreaking because you're just like, oh, she's clearly not the one if she just dips. Yeah, true. That's like five years, bro. like you should just be like oh well like but that's hard to say it's easy to say for us but it's like wow five years is dude my longest relationship was fucking six weeks you know what I mean like I don't know
Starting point is 00:36:39 five years feels like probably fucking that's just the stress if you're gonna date or marry like a 10 yeah it is always got to just they're always going to have NBA guys in their DMs like dude if you just marry an ugly chick like you're probably happier for real I think it's 7.8's the key and have goaded like in a world in a world in a world where all these girls are accessible to anybody, right? Yeah, you can get peppered by fucking Drake. You could get big John.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I'm telling you, bro, any girl with I would say over, dude, it doesn't matter. Any girl with over what, 10K probably? Like if you're, it doesn't even matter. Yeah, I don't even think it matters about followers now. Because now that the algorithm is just whatever, every girl almost, like
Starting point is 00:37:23 if you're just somewhat in the industry has been DMed by either a rapper, an NBA player or like a fucking or a fucking NHL. But I guess it's like that she's either that girl or she's not. You know what I mean? Like whether she has a million followers or she has a hundred, everyone can be DM'd.
Starting point is 00:37:42 But like that's what I kind of mean by like, I'm speaking from like experience to where it's 100% this. It was like at the end of the day like I've like had to tell myself like, you literally can't be sad if that happens. You just got to trust it. And then if it happens and you go, oh, it's clearly. why would I be heartbroken over a bitch that fucking
Starting point is 00:38:00 wait here let me let me give an expert analysis here because I was just thinking about this this is why this is actually so great is because right now this chick's probably on top of the world she feels so good she leaves this guy who's probably a good guy was with her for five years so maybe he was going to propose she just did him the biggest favor of his life
Starting point is 00:38:19 and the funniest thing about this is this what's his name um the soccer player yamal zero chance he's going to to stay with this chick. So she's going to be back to square one in like what a month. She comes running back. She just tarnished a five-year relationship with probably a guy who actually cared about her to go chase. Red Sox four-zero fellas first inning. Dude, Jetty. No, no, I actually, that's good for me. But it is funny to think about
Starting point is 00:38:47 like, this guy's not going to stick around with this chick. So she just jeopardizes a five-year relationship to ride this wave for like a month or two, just to be back to probably single very soon. Yeah, but she's going to get a big following off this and then she's going to do only fans and then she's going to move to Dubai. It's like She can be fine too. Dude, it's really dark. Oh, it's dark. It's dark as fuck.
Starting point is 00:39:08 But she's going to be blown some dude named Sean and fucking make a bunch of money. Maybe you've got to put a new, there should be make a policy like maybe no social media for you're a girl. If you've been with her for two or three years if you get her off social media,
Starting point is 00:39:24 she's not going to meet someone in person these days. Right? Yeah. I think we're kind of cooked as a society right now, man. It's pretty brutal. No, I agree with what Jesse said, though. There's nothing you can do. It's just it's girl to girl.
Starting point is 00:39:37 And like, if your girl's going to do that, then there's nothing you could do. Yeah. It's honestly not sad. They're saving you. They're saving you the time, yeah. But five years is a long time to be fucking. To invest and waste. Bro, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:50 But we're also not females. Like, females have like more of a clock than we do. It's just like the truth. Like they do. like you got more of a clock i mean like like a a girl like say i say you were like just like oh i'm just banging this chick and she thinks we're in love and you're like an asshole about it and it's like she's now in our 30s it's like you're kind of fucking that girl over but like if you're like our age and you go through a breakup like that we can still meet someone
Starting point is 00:40:17 you know we're chilling we're fine like yeah it is different from male to female in my opinion like that's a fucking snipe though who no that actually This is fucking scary, dude. That's a snipe. It's really terrifying. I'm seriously going to go do a phone check after this. Yeah. Stop complaining that your girl's complaining about the UV, bud.
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Starting point is 00:41:02 because there's no better time than now. Gregus, make time wait. Sip responsibly. You know? No, I'm doing a, we're going through a social media check. Yeah, but Stine, what's what I'm saying? It's like, you can't be, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't bat over your fucking, I need those girls phone.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Like, you can't flex. on a bitch to get a bitch. You got to like just get a bitch because she's with you. That shit matters, dude. You can't. I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying like, I know, this just feels very like specific towards me. Like, I don't know why I'm not addressing anybody else. But coming from the guy that has a timepiece LED sign in his background, don't flex on your bitch. And a shirt and hat. And a shirt and a hat. That's actually the triple timepiece Trinity. Don't flex on your girl. I'm saying you said I got to go check my girl's phone.
Starting point is 00:41:57 It's like that's like, if you have that feeling at all, it's like. The only reason I have that feeling is because what I just saw. If you got her for no other reason than just getting her, you wouldn't have that feeling. That woman's evil. Five years and then three weeks later you're doing that shit. And then he's got a, he's probably, I would assume she's from Spain. So he's probably a, imagine how much that, that guy probably grew up watching Spain and was so happy to see him win. And he can't even celebrate that because he knows his girl's off with the super.
Starting point is 00:42:25 star. I know. Imagine all his boys cheering Spain won. They're like, they're probably rocking the guy's jersey. He's probably having, they're celebrating and he's got to look at 15 guys that are rocking that jersey. He's a mall jerseys. That's actually brutal. There is some guys that are kind of like not cuck, but maybe the boyfriend, I don't mean, maybe the boyfriend's not even upset. I don't know. He finds it kind of hot. That could be a confidence booster like, yo, my girl sleeping with the fucking World Cup That's fucking gross. That's like some, that's like some stiny shit too. No, that's not.
Starting point is 00:42:58 You brought that up. Don't try and put that back on me. I was trying to agree with you. Like if you were wheeling a girl that like ended up hooking with Shador, you'd be like, oh, like we're in the same. We're in the same league. Nah. Right. Crazy shit, whatever.
Starting point is 00:43:12 No. Head up, chin up. She wasn't the one. A new bird. Stop watching soccer and start watching puck. Yep. And then Trevor Zegers is going to DM his next bird. And maybe like go find that girl that like fucking, what's it called?
Starting point is 00:43:30 Like rock climbs. Rock climbs doesn't have Instagram. Like go find that girl and fucking marry her. That guy's gross is going to be screwed forever, man. No, actually, real advice. Go find a 6.8. Good girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:41 That's your shit. Your number keeps going down. No, that's really what I come down to. This guy can't handle that 70. Yeah, but you can't. You're not going to get over her if you go to a 6.8. That's true. too. You know what's probably funny too?
Starting point is 00:43:56 Is there's so many girls that are probably so supportive of her? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like in the comments. That's where I go crazy on the internet. Yeah, but what's their argument? What's their argument? Like any girl, like any girl that like put like think that's fucking dope, it's like. They'd probably
Starting point is 00:44:12 spinning on you and be like, you do the same thing. They're sitting there. This girl just ruined this guy's life and they're sitting there like clock it. Like, what the fuck? The true detective season one? Oh, I saw this video. Joe, Judd actually pointed out, he said that the student kind of looks like Daddy Steve.
Starting point is 00:44:32 With like a wig. If you look at it, he actually does. Oh, my God. Is it? Is it a skit? I hate to say it. No, no. I saw this video and I was like,
Starting point is 00:44:43 this guy's obviously fucked, but I was also like, I blame the fucking internet and all this fucking woke shit, dude, where this guy thinks that this is real. Dude, it's fucked. Let me see this. He's yelling at a cop. Say!
Starting point is 00:44:56 Say! Say! Say! That's a prank. Come on. No, this is a police cam. Why do you let those kids get away with this? If you don't lower your voice, I am going to put handcuffs on you,
Starting point is 00:45:15 and I'm going to take you to a Baker Act facility. Lower your voice. Try it. Are you threatening me? Can we get another unit to deal with? Jay Lee here he is having a breakdown Oh my
Starting point is 00:45:33 God, bro. This is like an OG YouTube break. That's a mental illness, obviously. That's a mental illness for sure. Bring her to a facility. No, that's like actually a mental illness.
Starting point is 00:45:50 It kind of sounds like Patrick Baddh. I mean, do you guys not remember like the GameStop? It's ma'am! It's ma'am. I remember that? Yeah, I remember that. I got to go to the course. All right, yeah, wait, let's just real quick.
Starting point is 00:46:07 We have Giants, Nationals, and Red Sox. So if we go three, let's just announce picks and we sweat it every time. That's actually good. Keep us accountable. Yep. Yep. All right, boys. We'll see you next week.
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