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All right, boys, how are we doing? How are we doing? Oh, Chetty with a fresh cut? Fresh cut. Fucking, look at the line in there. It's kind of a nasty cut. Dude, that's a sexy cut. Because it's just, like, who else is throwing that line in there?

Yeah. It looks sauce with the hat on, too. I went to the Dominican barber. Oh, yeah, I saw that. Bro, freestyle like juice rolled. I literally said that he goes, you know I got an eye for this shit. I was like, I did not know what he was going to give me, bro. That and what?

He just, he'd lined up your beard just a little too sharp. Every time, bro. Yeah. I know, I always got to tell them, too,

because, like, you don't want to look like too fucking, especially me. I don't want to look like too, like fucking, like bad bunny or something. Like,

they, sometimes they fucking line it up so sharp. I'm like, dude, blend it in a little bit, you know? It's, uh,

Stiney up to. I, he's, I, he's, probably getting his shirt, getting his, getting his time piece shirt out of the dry hair.

He's got a, he's got, It's got to be in debt to these guys, man. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Anytime I mentioned buying a watch, too, he starts, like, selling me on it right away. You know, he's getting commission off everything. Oh, my God, yeah.

How was your guys weekend? You do anything? I guess it's a long weekend still, right? Yeah, fucking feeling slow today. I got ripped up. But what's new there? What did you do? Dude, my new tech now is just, I got us.

No more pre-games and shit. It's just going out with the boys. of that dinner, you know, and then it's like, we're going to go out from there. That's, I'm done with like, all right, everyone meet at my house before, because then you take 10 shots and you're fucking folded. Like, I'm just sick of the pregame shit.

And then post games are just a trap. I mean, there's no way around it. Birds come back. You're not going to bed until 8 a.m. Yeah, I saw it 8 a.m. morning. That's been a while for that. Ooh. Hate them, bro. I hate them. Yeah, that's fucked.

You, you've partied until 8 a.m.? Yep. once I see that light coming in the kitchen, I'm like, I don't think I've done that in like a decade. It's the worst feeling. You're not missing much. You're not missing anything. Like seeing the sun come up with like fucking Clay O'Neill or something shit.

I had no idea too. I was just viving that hard that he came up. You could have told me it was midnight. Yeah. That's brutal. And you're never wheeling with those. No, there's no reason you're up to late a. Yeah. How was your weekend go?

Good. I went to, we had a little boys, boys golf tourney back home. A little two-day, two-day little tourney. Nice. It was fun. A couple. Actually, I won too many beers for sure. How do you play? My game's in a good spot.

Road to Scratch. Yeah. For anyone wondering, I completely, I failed. That was the funniest shit ever. I failed. I failed Road to Scratch. That was way too fucking overzealous, ambitious. but you know what I failed it completely but I think it's good because I shot

I shot for the stars and I feel like I landed yeah probably not even on the moon maybe in just like the atmosphere or something but um but no I feel like I'm like I'm like be like a 10 cap yeah 100% I played with a fucking 12 cap this week that you would kill so dude it's so weird like I shot a real 79 because we played uh the turn the matches were one v one this weekend and it was play the play the ball as the lies no gimmies so it was like a real nice birdie for 79 it was dope dude that's when the 79 feels like you're like wow my short games just is good yes my tea game needs work and then obviously putting could always be better but my wedges um are decent we got to get a match going soon bro i know i'm so down i uh i played a match

a shot of 36 first time at the hardest course around here and I was fucking stoned. Stiney's out here this week too. Really? Yeah, because we're shooting No Love Season 2. No fucking way. Yeah. So that's going to be a grind. Is that going to be a bender? I feel like there's nothing wrong with that though. Like shoot for something that's like almost impossible

to just get you to drive to fucking Yeah, you get better. Yeah. I just claim that on my Instagram saying Day 100 of that state series. I'm going to front board Hollywood 16 and I'm like fuck it's probably your like road to scratch in a way what the fuck is that it's like a famous spot in LA called the Hollywood's it's 16 stairs

oh shit okay I think we pass that many times right yeah it's like right right off Hollywood Boulevard pretty much like yeah I know your time but so I want to go front board it but like I haven't even front boarded at a fucking so that means you're grinding down the whole rail yeah that's fucking insane wait like your chest just face forward down the rail. If you know, I'm, I would go backside. So my back would be down the rail. Jesus Christ. I feel more confident that way. Honestly, as like, as much as sketchy as that is.

It's like, it's kind of easier to bail, I think. I don't know. Did you guys ever skateboard, Chetty or Stani? Yeah, I did. You did? Growing up, I grew up in Colorado. Fucking a, uh, no, I'm, that's one of the things I say I'm the worst dad ever. I don't know why I've never been able to skateboard. No, I'm brutal at skateboarding. I fucking was a longboarder. until I got the speed waffles the first day I bought my board. Then you lost your V-card. There's nothing worse than the fucking speedwobbles.

I'm filming myself like this. And like before my eighth grade graduation day, I'll fucking go on probably 30 miles per hour. I just got the wobbles boys. Just bailed out of the concrete. What did you do, Stiney this weekend? Anything?

Any L.A. Labor Day festivities? I went to Vegas for a night and Friday. Did that like poker tournament thing. Oh, shit. really fast. Are those chill? Yeah, they're fun. Dude, can you, like, how do you not win a tournament by now? It's hard to win the tournaments, like, really hard.

That's all luck. Like, I'm not trying to talk shit, but, like, I'd love to see you place, like, decently in a poker tournament. I have a, I haven't you talked about poker. Have you? Yeah. I've got a second. A new one?

Yeah, but it's all luck, like, in the tournaments, because you're on a timer. So you have to play certain hands that you wouldn't normally play. And how much did neon win? Like, $15,000? I think you won like 50,000. I thought it was more than that. What's the buy-in? Man, it's a free roll.

Yeah, what's that mean? Like, you don't get a page. Yeah, you just play, and then you get a chance to win. I want to jump in for a next one. I think I'm going to jump in soon. Do you know when the next one is? I'm going to Vegas. This one was really fun.

Honestly, I sat with neon and India Love. Indie Love was giving me a lot of attitude right in the beginning. Why? I don't know. Just a little fiery. Meher and Terrell Owens. Like, were you talking shit? Yeah, a little bit.

Who else was there? Neon, Camilla, Tanna, TDG, Bryce Hall was there, hammered. He's always there and hammered. Yeah, I think he just went through a breakup. Yeah, he did. I think he's like, seriously, like a long bender right now.

Yeah, I don't know. Happens to the best of us after a breakup. Oh, C.J. was there. Talked to her for a while. Oh, C.J. Yeah. She chopped it up, told her I missed her course, because she didn't remember her club, it was really nice. She looks like the character from ants, the animated film from her kids, like the buff dude that Sylvester Sloan played.

Look at her face. She's kind of a beauty, but I'm just saying, like, she's look. She is a beauty. I will say, I've said this before, though. I think Caitlin Jenner is a really cool person. Like, we had her on the pod once. I agreed. Golf with her or him.

did try to sneak and play the reds on us though. That's crazy. I will say, yes. Remember, were you there, Sonny? Yeah. Yeah. So we go to, we go to golf after. There's got to be a rule check on this.

By the way, she's like fucking six, what? Six. She's fucking tall. She, Hondo can bench more than me too. And she fucking, we get to the course. She's definitely a stick too. Like, she's like, definitely like a fucking five cap. We pull up to the T-box and she doesn't get out at the blues.

And I'm like, wait what like what's she doing and then she tries to drive up to the reds i was like no no no no no no get the fuck back to the blues and then yeah obviously she's still out driving me from the blues dude that's crazy she was actually ripping red tea yeah bro no that's yeah that's a scenario man yeah it was i was not i was not allowing it though because she pipes the ball too yeah she's good too 80 it's hilarious bro good golfer though stick she remembered everything we talked for like 20 minutes yeah yeah that's dope I do she's a nice person though so it was a it was a good time uh I'm probably done

Vegas is just like bro it's just Vegas fucking sucks now I don't care anyone says that place sucks I have to go for next month well it's actually this is probably the only time it's gonna be fun is when the NFL season's back and like at least the Raiders are playing but that place is a ghost town like the night let's you don't do that the gambling thing to together. That'd be fun. I'd come out for that. Yeah. Next, next poker tourney. Yeah. That'd be sick. Let's do it. Where is it? At the

win or no? At the aria, the poker room. Yeah, Vegas is kind of like, once you've done it, once or twice. You kind of done it, right? Yeah. There's nothing like waking up hung on the fucking strip and being like, fuck this place, dude. Yeah. I hate it, man. Do you guys

hit the pool in the morning? Go like tan and shit? I always do that when I'm there. I should probably. It's fucking hot though in the summer. Yeah, probably people do Vegas a little differently than we do it as well. You guys are like Red Rock. People probably do do that like Stani. Like they go to the pool, they fucking like chill like normal people. Yeah.

If you do it like that and don't go full D-Gen, it's probably nice as well. Yeah. I don't think I've ever lied out at the pool in Vegas. No, I have, but not much. I feel like in the last year or two I've been doing that. I'll go there, enjoy like UFC and then like, work out, tan. But then like get the fuck out of there. It's like you're in the desert, dude.

I don't want to be here. What's coming up for, is there, is, when's the Armand fight? Armand's on that card? Yeah. Oh,

who's the main event? Like the, the light, but the light guys? Yeah. Josh fan. Yeah. Yeah,

he's a beast. Oh, yeah, I saw that. That'd be a good fight. Oh, so Armand's the Co-Main. Co-Maine.

I still think Armand's going to lose that fight. Really? Yeah. Rufie's fucking just, I've never really seen Ruffy fight that much. He's sick. I mean, you just go watch a highlight reel.

Like, he's got, like what he did what's his name Bobby King that's a fucking name he like a wheelhouse kicked him

fucking did he has so many like highlight like I don't he reminds me of I was just watching the fights last the Saturday and like I don't if you guys saw them at all like page fought and it was fucking pretty same shit like he's just been like great to distance and he does like a boring

fight and like barely wins with points like kind of thing. I feel like the UFC is going to just like fucking be like, all right, bro. Like, or do you guys not watch any of those? I didn't watch. I didn't watch this weekend. I've watched shit with UFC.

What is the next late UFC fight? Armand's fights in two weeks, I guess. 12 days from today. L.A. Stein, are you going there? Yeah, I'm going. And I'm pretty sure that Joshua van for some, what is he says his name?

Intosia. Yeah, Pantosia. That's the main event. Endorgia? Like that, the last time they fought, He like, it was like a weird first minute in. He just broke his arm. Yeah, and they're talking shit. Are there?

Last press conference was heated. Pantoja was heated. Van was talking shit too. I love that. I love when the press conference is heated. Yeah. Yeah, way better. I guess Deporia made his first post back too.

Yeah, people are like saying his face is never going to recover. I saw this photo of like all the people Gaichi's fought, like six people. And it's like Gaichi in the middle with like three people on each side and their face. are all just like fucked up bro. So bad man. And bro, Gachie at the, I mean when we were golfing with him recently, he's like, I was thinking I was true.

He is in full fucking beauty mode. He's fucking drinking. He's fucking smoking. He's fucking. We can't say anything yet. Honestly, we own some golf chicks too. Fucking, he's just, he's in full beauty mode too. So it's like, guys the man right now.

Don't you think you could argue that Gachie could just literally retire and be like, almost like a Khabib right now. Like, just like, he's at the White House doing that. And then just, like, having the bell. It's like, I don't know. He would just go full golf. I mean, he already has full fucking golf mode.

He told me he played 300. That guy's addicted to golf, bro. He fucking golfed on Fight Week of the UFC. That's how you know you have the golf bug, bro. 300 rounds is out of wine. Like, dude, I'd probably, if I was fighting at the White House, I'd probably, like, rest my back a little bit and shit. Like, playing golf on Fight Week.

That's, that's hilarious. Yeah, I don't think he's going to retire, though. No, just to keep on. It doesn't seem like he's done, right? Personally, himself? I would hate to see, like, a Tony Ferguson exit where it's like he goes on a losing streak and fucking keeps fighting. Like, and not saying he would. I mean, he's a beast, but the-

I mean, dude, you could say he's in his prime right now. I get he's old, but, like, he just won as big as fight of his life. You're like these guys don't want to quit all their animals. Well, yeah, and they're also, yeah, It's all up to him, right? No one knows how he feels. He could have two more big fights in him. And think about this, too.

Like we said, like, obviously everyone thinks Armand's going to win. But, like, Jesse just said, like, Rufi could win. And then I don't know if that makes Rufi the number one contender. Yeah, and I don't like that matchup. If Rufi wins, I don't think he's getting an auto title shot. So then that's also going to bring in the mix, like all the other lightweight fights.

Like, what if Patty beats Ilya decisively? I feel like he may get a title shot. shot, right? Yeah. Like, there's a lot that could happen, too. So I don't think, I don't think Gitchie's going to retire. Yeah. Patty versus G. again would be sick. Who do you guys got? Patty or Ilya?

Because I was talking to OG from full send, MMA, and he's saying, Patty. I'm team Patty these days. I'm never fading that guy again. I did last time, and I learned my lesson. I'm never doing it again. I love Patty, but I think Ilya would take that. Yeah, I agree. I do love Patty. When they're at that level and they take their first big loss like that, I think they always come back. His training right now has got to be dead. Yeah. Like he only just got better right now, the fact that he just got.

You think he's going to throw a real fucking pre-fight party again? Or is he learning not to do that holding a few of them? I think he's probably obsessed to get back to his peak. Like, I think. I think he's going to make a statement when he comes back. Oh my God. Patty's going to be chirping the fuck out of it. That is, I've been saying this for a long time.

that is the biggest fight to fucking make by far, bro. Patty and I think, yeah, biggest fight since Kabib Khanor, biggest fight since Khabib and Connor. I think that fight is going to go nuclear. Yeah. Like, that's a fight. Zero percent chance I am not going to that fight.

Like, I will... Who do you think is the favorite? I think Ilya will definitely be favored on the lines. Yeah. But yeah, now, like, isn't it crazy? The UFC is so crazy because it's like one loss from Ilya. And now it's like shit.

It's a lot. people don't know who's going to win now. So I feel like the fight's even bigger now. Paddy keeps that chin up in the air, though. Like he, like, I mean, he's nasty though, too. I think because he's not afraid to, like, get the fuck in there and, like, dog it out, too. If you guys are into crypto, you heard me talk about the Moon Pay app before. Moon Pay is the best crypto app in the game.

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He basically said it's all bullshit that chimps are six times stronger than humans. He's like they're two times strong. He's like, and I'm two times stronger than the average human too. And I saw videos of this kid's Insta. He's so fucking nuts, bro. Like back flips off the wall. He's like a chimp. But are you allowed to just beat the shit out of a chimp?

Like, how does this working with animal rights and shit? Like, apparently it's all marketing for some coin or some shit. I don't think it's actually going to go down personally. Like, I saw it and was like... Yeah, because, like, you can't just grab a chimp and just fucking kill it. You can definitely do it in a certain country, for sure. But, like, you're not going to be allowed to live stream it. I'm telling you, that chimp's going to, like, literally eat if they remove his fang.

It's going to, like, rip his face off and, like, it's not going to be allowed on the internet. Like, it's going to be like, there's no way someone's going to, like, okay this. Yeah, you start actually... Dude, it might just like... Yeah, you heard a chimp. Yeah. He's like, God. You think?

I think there's a specific type of trained fighter could. Let me see what a chimp looks like, Judd. Okay, wait, Kyle, before this, I think a chimp could understand rules at all and was like, I'm not allowed to, like, bite his face off. Like, I think it's the fact that the chimp doesn't understand is what makes it dangerous. It's going to just, like, white as dick. But people have, like, like, people have, like, fought off, like, fucking cougars and shit. I still think that's a walk in the park to a chimp.

Oh, compared to a chimp. Yeah, I don't know. I think he's fucked. Dude, imagine fighting a fucking cougar, though? Dude, look at those teeth. Oh, they're huge. Wait, who's the guy that said he would do this? Because, wait, what's the difference between, you know, like, the little cute chimps you always see that people have, like, as like, not pet, pets, kind of, you know?

Like monkeys. Okay, so those are monkeys. So, when we're talking about chimps, we're talking about, like, Planet of the Eighths type chimps. Oh, Caesar. Caesar, okay. Oh, no, not the little. cute ones. Like, you can drop an elbow on one of those. Yeah, where's the guy that said he could win?

Dude, pull up his in-so, please. Some of these clips he posts get, bro. I saw a montage who's just fucking... He just runs that shit 25 miles per hour and decks. He's like, I'll, he's like, I'm a sick fuck. I'll bite the fucking chimp. I'm like,

all right, buddy. I actually think there's a better chance to be fought like a smaller bear. Like, the chimp thing is like, they're almost a little bit too human. They like, no. though. At least it won't fucking butt your dick or something. Like the chimp is weird, dude. Look

up the story of the old man that brought a birthday cake to his like chimpanzee that was in a zoo and they all got like fucking jealous and they like ripped his face off, ripped his dick off, bit his fingers off, all happened in like 30 seconds. It was like they're fucking weird dude.

I'm also terrified of chimps so I don't know. Wait, I want to see the guy that claimed that and he needs to also do it. It seems wavy. Okay. Well, like, we got to make a new rule in place. If you're going to call, like, an animal out to fight like that and claim that you can beat it, it has to happen. Well, what's crazy is that would break pay-per-view.

Like, would you guys not, if you're like, hey, tonight at eight, this guy's going to fight a chimpanzee. Like, we don't tune it. Of course you're watching that. Yeah. And if he dies, he dies. Wait, can you, even if it's in another country, can you even host that on the internet? If there's a chance, someone just dies. on live,

tell the fuck no. If he dies, he dies. That's like us in the hunger game. We're doing it into that. Oh, yeah. Oh,

Stiney, while we're waiting for that, we got football. So this is going to drop tomorrow on Tuesday. First game, I went back on my word. Seahawks first Patriots,

the Super Bowl from last year. When's first game? Wednesday. So, wow, let's go. This is Super Bowl teams. Chetty,

I want picks all fucking season. And Stiney. I'm not, I'm fucking not as. good with NFL. So who are we taking this Wednesday then? I'm leaning. I don't see how you can't take Seattle. I'm looking where the money's at.

It's on the Patriots. Oh shit. One in O's is record? It's also like, man. How do you go from one and no? Go for like 20 more humans. That's crazy confidence just after a 1-0 win.

Okay, thank you. Yeah, no, I think Seattle, you got to fire Seattle at home. Seahawks spread or money line? Three and a half sucks, but... Socks. That's why I was thinking Patriots spread with that money line, like, it's juice. I don't really see how Seattle can lose this game.

Okay, well, why don't we do, why don't we get picks for the, uh, let's get picks for all the games. Yeah, I started looking at them. 49 or so we're taking CHawks. I'll just give you guys two locks on Sunday. Yeah, Seattle. Yeah, I don't want to go through the whole thing right now. because shit changes.

Thursday there's a game, 49ers Rams. I'll go Niners plus three and a half there. You got to take the Rams. Dude, I think the Niners are so good. Like, I think McCaffrey's going to have a breakout year again. I think the Rams, honestly, might go undefeated this season. I know people are saying that just because Miles, Gary, and Aaron Donald, but, like, bro, they're so fucking staff.

That is fucking insane. And, like, people forget that Stafford, the former MVP's, still their quarterback. Dude, these first two games are so lit. Dude, look at the fucking RAMs schedule. They could legit win every game. Their toughest game is probably the Broncos at Denver. Fuck it.

I'm taking Seahawks. They're two to one odds to what? Seahawks, Money Line. 49er spread. Locking in it. Love it. All right. I'm taking that too.

I saw this, the taped up guy. Bro. I cannot believe this. What is this? I can't see this. It's so small. This is fucking Chetty leaving bag, I said. If they did that to me, bro.

Wait, what is this? Imagine waking up to that. You're like, fuck. I think he started, like, trying to fight people. He's all drunk and shit. You get a little too barred out before you're, you didn't have a whiskey Coke and you had no duct tape. Like, who?

He was making racist remarks. He started trying to fight people. So they, like, he was drunk. And they, like, taped him to the chair. And then they had to park in, uh, Bro, look. They had to, like, land early, and then the cops came and took him off or something. He's bleeding.

Look at him. They taped his ass to the fucking chair. What are those on his? Yeah. He's in first class, it looks like, too. He was probably bundled, bro. And then some big house on the plane probably came and just beat up. Just started taping him up.

What airline was this? This guy fight the chimp, huh? I mean, this is so pathetic, bro. Imagine trying to do that. Chetty next time. Oh my God. No, my fucking.

I'd be like, all right, I can fly. Just don't fucking do. You know what's kind of funny is like the incidents that occur on planes goes so fucking viral. Like, do you remember the Burger King Hat guy?

Yeah. If you're on that plane, is that something where you're just like, God damn it, this fucking idiot? Or do you kind of like, do you try and enjoy a moment like this because it's so crazy? You're hung from Vegas and have to emergency land because this guy.

You're hung from Vegas and you sit down And the guy in the bird I'd be pissed, yeah Yeah, you just also become the biggest loser Everyone sees what you did That shit goes so viral Yeah, I uh Thankfully I've never had to see some shit like that

But this is bizarre I can't believe that that was their solution Bro, I almost got in a scrap Today at the gym this morning Oh please tell us Wow This old dude Fucking

Why don't you tell us a story And then we'll tell you who was out of line Okay, yeah. I go to my gym. It's like, dude, it's like so early. There's three people in the whole fucking gym. So everything's open. What gym?

It's just a one down here, kind of like old person, gym. I probably shouldn't say where. Okay. But the, and I sit down at a back machine. I like just sat down a minute ago. And this old guy, like big old barrel, like the guy's not even doing anything of this gym anyways. He comes over to me.

I'm like, I literally sat down. I did one rep, like one set. and then he comes over and he's like he's like how long you're gonna be i'm like oh i just sat down like i got i gave him like three i'm like i got three more sets he rolls his eyes and he's like well hurry up and he like walks away and it just fucking cheese me like i like i was like what like gets you so mad in the morning monday morning yeah and then so it honestly got got me a good pump though because i got kind of pissed and then but i and then it bothered me and he's like talking shit about me to like the two other guys there, old guys.

So then I walk over and I go, I go, is that all right with you? And he's like, he's like, well, fuck, man. If you're just going to sit on the machine and like, you start doing this whole fucking thing. And I'm like, dude, I just sat down. What's your deal? Like, it was the weirdest fucking thing, dude.

And then I was like, because you were so old. I was like, well, I mean, let's be, let's be real. How long were you sitting there between sets? Are you looking at your phone and shit? Dude, I don't even bring my phone in. I'm not that guy. That's what I mean, I would have totally got it. I'm like a young kid like playing fucking candy crush or some shit.

Are you no headphones in there? Sometimes. Yeah. If it's early, if it's early, I'll do that. I wouldn't take that shit lightly if I were you. Like that I had something happen to me at Gold's gym in Venice,

which is like the gym. Hardos. Yeah. Yeah. And this guy said something to me and I just fucking snapped on him. Yeah. Like he wasn't even moving that much weight. And he was like,

yo, buddy, don't do that or you're going to mess me up. This asshole just sits on the incline bench for like two hours. I was like, dude, I don't give a fuck. You're taking forever. Limp biscuits in my headphones. I was like ready to kick his ass. Yeah.

Don't call me fucking buddy when I'm moving more weight than you, bro. Like, I said that to him. I was like, yo, I'm not your buddy, pal. Like, what the fuck? If this guy was younger, if he was like my age or like some young fucker. I mean, it sounds like respectfully, he completely sunned your ass. I think next time you go back, you got to call him daddy. Because like, I'm not going to go fucking hit this guy, but I'm literally like,

you should have did he look like he had dad checked like was this guy a unit back in the day and he used the bench drink dude he had like he had a bathing suit on like I was like dude like fucking I think you got to switch shams I'm picturing an old guy with like

super high fucking shorts like his balls are hanging out he's just old as shit and you're uh you're starting fights with that guy I'm picturing swimsuit down to the shins he's like the kind of guy who sits down it I don't even see this they sit down at every machine. They don't even look at what weight it's at

and they just like kind of like move it a couple times. They'd get up and they go to another machine and they move it a couple times. That guy would just look at no plan. You didn't even have that on the lifting agenda. No, yeah, he was just literally like you're in one spot I want to fuck with you. You want to Monday scrap. Jim culture is such a

is such an important piece of where you go. It really is. Like I totally. I can only lift it gold. I only join. Join, like, old people gyms. I like, like, a, I can't, I tried going to do in a B2Nox. How are you supposed to go get a good comp in an old person gym, bro? I love the vibes at mine, bro.

It's like. Stani, you're playing a fitness guy, no? I, no, I don't go there. The fucking punk alarm? I don't go. Like to know yelling and, like, be respectful. I mean, I definitely support, I support that policy. You should definitely be respectful.

If you're that, ask, if you're that guy yelling, just asking everybody to see you. I don't yell, bro, but I do grunt every fucking. Yeah, I grunt. Grunt's pretty fucking hard. I have my shit on full volume and I'm like wow I actually am probably pretty fucking laughing I think do what you gotta do

but if it's performative I fucking do hate it when someone's being like oh yeah I'm fucking throwing weight and it's like I do like like

like the screaming we used to do literally yeah yeah literally like we can't say shit dude that shit we used to literally piss people off

like for a living two pound dumbbells boys yeah no it's like a five and one one hand of a 10 and the other. We should run that one back just for fun. The only thing is you can't, bro, you can't even,

there's no chance you're doing any type of prank in a gym anymore. They just know. They just know, bro. Me and Salim of tried, like, it's, dude, it's near impossible. What are they like, get the fuck out of here? No, we just get recognized. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, we'd have to go to, like, Europe or something or, like, go to, like, fucking Spain or some shit, which could be funny. That would be hilarious. It's like a great gym. Yeah. Where are you going, Kyle? Anthera. What is it called? Anatomy? Omega. Nice. It's good culture there.

I like it. Yeah, everyone's, it's, everyone, it's like the same people every day. Are you drinking? Do you drink macha? No. No? Okay. I don't know. No, I wasn't chirping. I was just curious. It's really like in. I think if you're a guy and you drink macho, you're a fucking flamer. Yeah, I don't get the macho. That's just fucking gay. You drink matra stony?

Oh, no, dude. You definitely have, you're starting to order. or strawberry macha, I bet you. No, I haven't. You just said it's kind of in. It is kind of in. I don't know. I mean, you guys did drop

matcha pouches, Kyle. They're in. You dropped the matcha pouches. Yeah, no, a matcha pouch is fine, but if you're, I promise you, your girl does not want to see you drinking matcha. No, that's hot.

Stick to the black oil. Yeah. Call it African salt water. I don't know. Maybe I'm being, I don't know, but I just think. I don't even, I don't, yeah, I'm not a match guy.

Dude, I kind of want to go to the gym today and just getting a fight. I'm going right after this and I'm going to... I'm fighting at the gym today. If I give my ass, I don't give a shit. You know who's blowing up like a house? Lami. Lami, yeah.

Lami's, uh, I think he's 25 days sober. I was just lifting with him. Dude, he's fucking getting big, bro. Yeah, he's, dude, that guy's gonna be jacked. Yeah. He's looking big already, bro. When he doesn't drink, bro, he fucking puts on weight like a fucking balloon. He just blows up.

I wonder if that's to do with like, we got no love. We got no love coming up this week. So that's going to be a big. Oh my God. He's called. Big hurdle for him. No, no, he's got it. He's got it. I'm going to make sure he's good. But. Oh, I saw that. That is insane. I can't see the shit, bro. Lulu Lemon. Yeah. Lulu Lemon CEO. Divorce his wife and there's no pre-nup and he's worth 6.1 bill. It's so good to walk guy. That's so brutal. Well, I guess he's worth 3.0.05, uh?

The Lulu Lemon CEO? Yeah. Yeah. He's worth 6.5 billion? That's almost got to be jokes for the wife at this point. She's like, wow. Dude, she's probably fucking planning crazy vacations. He probably got caught dogging.

Of course. I would assume. If you're the CEO of Lulu Lemon, you're probably running into some tail. Yeah, CEO's got to move smarter. You're fucking, you're probably getting hit. on you're probably getting hit on just a little bit you know he's just sending every broad free lulu yeah he's probably he's passing up so much shit that he's probably like you know what I'm out just take half I'm doing this he probably keeps like gift cards in his back pocket when

you go yeah for a thousand you ever sell five sets like blue ones dude it's not even talked about enough but the guy that got caught the CEO that got caught at the cold play concert with his sidepiece was the his thing ever crazy who was he the CEO of I saw that Some smaller company, but it's just so funny to get caught that way. Just on the big screen, man. I really don't get, I really don't get these guys that just don't get pre-nups signed. Like, if you're afraid to ask or you don't think it's important, like, and your wife doesn't work, I don't get that. I guess you just, you kind of just get swindled, right?

Is that kind of a shot at your bird early on that Congo or no? Is that that the car? I don't think that's a shot. You're just like, hey. Dude, it's not like you don't. If that guy had $6 billion and they had a pre-in-up, it's not like she gets nothing. She's just not going to get $3 billion,

which she's probably not entitled to $3 billion. She'd probably get like $50 million, which is still plenty of money for her. She should get $10 million call it a day. She didn't do shit. Dude, if you actually paint in a different way, it's looked as like a very nice thing. Like if you're like,

hey, like, let's actually figure out if we don't work out what you're going to like have and like how your life's going to be taken care of. Like, it's like, it's definitely a tough combo though. Dude, that needs to be like some sort of like conversation early on. That needs to be some sort of content is like asking, seeing your girl's reaction when you bring up the pre-up, like when you actually have the documents. Yeah, no. I'd go in with this show like.

You should run that, Stiney. Yeah, that's a good skit. I will. I swear to God, when I do it. That's a good skit for you. Yeah. Well, I'll do with skip, but when I actually do it too, I will film it. We'll get a live reaction.

It's just coming up sooner than expected. It's not. No, hell no. That's a really good man in the street video, just asking girls, would you sign a pre-up? I feel like I would watch that. All right, guys, if you guys want to start a business, I got to tell you guys about Shopify.

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I feel like Drake takes another seagull. What does it say? I can't read it. Adam 22 announces that he separates from wife, Lena, the plug. This comes week after he met up with Jerry. I think a lot of that shit is probably more real than, I think everyone thinks they're trolling,

but I think it's actually like pretty real. Really? Yeah. I mean, you know more than me on that. Yeah. I think it's more real maybe than people think. I don't know.

I mean, that's not sustainable, right? No. If you're like fucking other people. They're both loaded. They both have money. Like, why you still fucking, like,

I don't know. Like, maybe do it for a moment. I don't know. Yeah, I know. They caught the bug. Yeah. I mean, how much money does Lena make? Like, it's got to be a while.

It must be insane, bro. Yeah. It's fucking crazy, bro. Yes, he just said this, too, on his pod. But it's, like, about the kids. So that I don't think he'd lie about that. It's kind of whack, though. Like, they have a kid, dude.

Like, why are they, like, what are they doing? Like, just worry about your, like, I love Adam. I love those guys. but it's like, I don't know, stop fucking random things for more money and like just worry about your kid. When Leno was talking about how she threw her wedding ring

on the Drake stream, like that wasn't like, like I don't think Adam knew about that. Like, yeah, I think it's just like, I think it starts as like trolling and then it's like there's no boundary, right? So it's like,

that's pretty fuck. Like that's fuck, bro. I try not to judge people, but I, Yeah, me either. I'm like a little like, the whole time my brain would be like, well, your kid's going to grow up and see all this shit too. Like you got to think about that.

Like, I don't know. Yeah. It's, I mean, that whole thing is, I mean, that's obviously bound to happen. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know. And I fuck with Adam too, obviously. And Lena is super nice person, honestly.

But yeah, I mean, Len is getting plowed by fucking Dr. Love, Dr. Gerthmaster. Fucking like, it's just, I don't know. You can't do. Girtmaster comes in. Yeah. What's Gers Masters in the picture? It's like, all right, man.

Like, fuck. Yeah, I don't want to know about any man named Girtmaster. No. No. Stine, you ever had a girl call you Gorthmaster? No. I mean, I'm not saying that. It's my goal.

Yeah, that is pretty, that's about, like, be a sick compliment. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm catching that one anytime soon, realistically. What the fuck? What is that?

What does it say? That's so dust. What is it saying? Doesn't they always tired? I read it. It says saints and sinners. There's some shit. Saints and sinners.

She missed with that one, eh? Holy shit, dude. Red ink is a bad choice because it looks like, it looks ratchet, like a scar. That's the most ratchet. tattoo of all time. I mean, probably the guys that Ice Spice is chasing, it probably works. That probably hits for them. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah, it's probably fire. Like, realistically, like, none of us, I don't even know if we want to, but realistically, none of us have a chance with Ice Spice. Like, she's not looking, I don't, I don't think we're quite her type. No. Might be a few features off. I think I'd have to serve, like, 10 years in prison before.

Yeah. You got to get a couple more Dominican haircuts. Yeah. I got to get one more line in here. Notching my background. Maybe I'll be all fucking ice spice. Yeah. I don't think Ice Spice is looking at us twice.

Chetty, when was the last time you buzzed it, like fully? Dude. Oh, like the Boz Cut? Oh, my God. Yeah. Growing up, like, sports with the team. Oh, really? Yeah, so fuck.

I mean, I'm only doing that if I get to 180. Yeah. And then I'll hit a turkey. trip like Shanzi. All right, boys, who do we think are the biggest stop pigeon fans? Tennis fans or golf fans in the crowd? Actually, no. No, it's which players are the bigger pigeons?

Golfers are tennis players. Like, with the proud of tennis. For sure. Yeah, it's got to be. But then you got Roy McElroy, who's actually dust. No, I think the golfers are pretty bad. Some of them. Tennis people don't really get that mad, do they?

I guess I haven't watched a lot, but I feel like they're, Like, they want everything to be, like, perfect. I mean, dude, like, the guys, have you ever stood at a golf event? Some of the guys that are not watching the players, like, it's definitely golf. Dude, they're such fucking tryhards. Yeah, and they need it to be dead silent. No, I'm not saying the golfers.

I'm saying the fans that go there that, like, take it so serious, like, they're part of the game. Yeah, no, I've, like, heckled before and, like, you heckle out of golfing. Everyone looks at you, and they're like, fuck this guy. It sucks, honestly. Would you say soccer has the most rowdy fans? Just because those guys are well-off-nosed nachos overseas. Yeah, like the England guys over there are the most racked-out fools of all time. I think the overseas soccer fans are fucked too.

Yeah. The England ones. Those guys like to pound beers. The England ones just openly ripped bag, like off each other's bald heads. I've seen it. Dude, there, there's a lot of bag exposure at the NFL games. Like, at Philly? Yeah, yeah.

Well, how about this? What, how about this? What fan base of a league does the most cocaine? soccer. No. Dude, I think for sure. I think football. I don't know what it is, but I'm going to Philadelphia Eagles.

I feel like the Philly fans. No, I'm saying league, though. I think you guys are tripping. There's like, like the Argentina soccer players and stuff, they rip bag. Are we talking about the players or the fans? I'm saying like the fans are even crazier. How would you know that? Because there's videos of fucking, uh, what's his name?

Why can't I think of it? I just said it. What's his fucking name? Did I say, Maradonna. Ripping bumps after he genomes. What sport do the athletes do the most cocaine in? What league? Shell.

I'd say hockey. Yeah, for sure. Probably hockey or golf. There's definitely some PGA players as we have. Yeah, but I would say chel is not, it's probably not even close in the U.S. It's got to be the NHL. They're just fucking rip. They rip so much.

Oh, NBA has zero. Yeah. They just hammered. Who's the one Coke had in the NBA, eh? Um, fuck. Probably, uh, what's his name? Fuck, what's the name with the green hair?

Like the old. Rodman. Rodman. Rodman. Rodman, definitely. Robman's not his fair share of sniffs. Oh, yeah. Rodman's done a lot more than fucking nos and audios.

Yeah. Guys been to North Korea. He's definitely done sniffs. Who does notros in the league? How did he go to North Korea? What a fucking lucky guy, bro. I want to go to North Korea so bad. try to think of someone hilarious in the lead that might do not

someone kind of reckless it's hard dude I just don't I think they're too good at what they do they can't even fuck around like that A B dropped the fucking only fans That's insane You call out you subscribe Stani or no What the fuck is going on Internet's just retarded now

Why? It's getting a little I'm getting kind of sick of it, man. So what's he doing on his only fans? Is he doing like naked shit? I have no idea. I can fucking care less too. It's like Yeah. Why is that even a fucking headline? It's insane that that's what you're fucking consuming. I need to make my

coin and hit an island and disappear. Yeah. I run a pot like once a month. Well, that's the thing with the algorithm now is you're just seeing everything, right? You're not seeing the shit that you want to see. Exactly. Everyone's fucking a day in the life. The crazy you are.

the more viral you go. The stupider you are. You have to act so dumb. Some of these guys just act so stupid. Like, they can't even talk. And I'm like, bro, what is going on? But it does make me appreciate, like, when people actually put a lot of effort or do something for, like, their content or whatever they're posting. Like, even, like, when you, I see Drew, like, Drewske releases a skit every time you just know there's going to be high production, a lot of effort, a lot of jokes.

like it's too bad that I think just the new wave is just be as fucking stupid as you can and just do dumb shit. Yeah, I agree. And quantity. Like everyone just spits out everything. Everything seems kind of like fabricated and just like disingenuous. And I actually talked to Neon about this recently because I do feel like he's on fire, right? He's crushing

goes from a Mark Wahlberg stream into being in GTA 6. Like that's fucking sick. And I was like literally just talking about. I was like, bro, do you even have... Was that actually him in GTA? I mean, he can't really talk on it, but that was... Oh, right. That's sick. I mean, you know, on Neon's, he's a fucking...

He's a hard worker, too, right? He's the hardest working kid I've ever seen. Yeah, he doesn't stop. Even, um, I was trying to help him get into India. Yeah, he told me about that, actually. Yeah. He said you had it all set up for him. Uh, yeah, I did.

He was in a clip that, uh, they weren't too fond of... I tried my best, though. Maybe it'll happen one day. Yeah. It sat kind of out of my control. I'm not the president of, India, but anyway, people still hate on him. I'm like, dude, how is that possible? But then I was also kind of like, dude, like he doesn't have, he doesn't have a real life at all. Like, his entire

life is just devoted to being on stream. I mean, that's what it takes to be a number one streamer for sure. That's what it takes, but that's also, it's a little scary. It's scary, but I mean, I mean, well, how old is Neon? He's 22, so it's different. Oh, my God. He's 22? That's fucking, he's crushing. Jesus. Oh my God, he's so young. Yeah, I mean, that's what you got to do when you're that age, bro. You got to go all in. No, I don't disagree with that.

You're not supposed to have a life when we get crazy. Yeah, but that's what you got to do. I was thinking, like, you know, these guys that get big, this, like, you know, there's always a guy that gets huge for a year. And then it's like, what's, what's his tech after that? Like, you know, we've been in the space for a minute now. It's like, what the fuck can he keep running this stream tech for five? I think it's going to get bigger because, like, I was watching when he does that stream with Mark Wahlberg, that's kind of like old school Hollywood. Are you talking about neon or clav?

I'm talking about neon. I'm talking about neon. But I'm saying like just the clav thing with these birds, like this whole bit is just crazy. Well, that's the problem is like the partying. It's going to last a long time. Yeah. And the girl stuff, it will last for as long as you're not getting old. You're chilling.

Why has the whole clav thing like died down though? Like, do people still care? I'm saying it used to be everything. I saw on the internet, you know, like for what, last winter or whatever, or this winter, it was fucking crazy. He's funny to me. Oh, no. The shit I see that he is saying to these girls and they're just accepting it is fucking, like,

it's honestly impressive, bro. It's fucking hilarious. This clip right here where he tells the girls, all right, each of you tell me why you should come home with me. And they actually all do it and shit. It's like, it's fucking hilarious, man. I don't know who to fuck. I don't know what to fuck.

No, listen, ladies. How about you guys all go one and a time? Why I should fuck you? You go first. What's good about you? What's good about you? What's good about you? I'm not going to have.

Every thing. That's crazy fuck. Dude. What about you got? O.D. Birds, girl. I'm sick of birds. I might need a bird hiatus, man.

I'm getting real sick and tired. I mean, you got to know when that guy's at the bar. You're going to be on camera and he's going to say some crazy shit. I might hit a Lami lock in for seven days. I don't need 90, but. For seven days? Yeah. You should try and.

do two weeks. Two weeks is a test. Yeah. One week is easy. Yeah. Once you get over one week, it's really easy. You know, once you get over two weeks, it's actually like you don't even really care. Yeah. Do you guys got any, like, fitness or anything, like type of goals right now? You guys are trying to hit? Just trying to be in shape and look for the best of votes. Yes. Maintain.

Yeah. Discipline shit, yeah. It's more that and then just being healthier. in general. I got fucking legs today. I just scoped. I'm fucking livid. That makes me not want to go at all, man. But I will say weights has changed my whole thought on the whole thing.

I was such a cardio head and then now I'm like been lifting religiously. Dude, it like you can eat more. You can like you just you don't really get fat. The cardio thing for me so me going to hit the gym. It's like I can bang this lift out in 45 minutes and like I enjoy

it. And then, but if you have to do like 40 minutes of cardio on top of that just seems like a fucking feels like a soccer practice back in the day it's like all yeah i know 40 40 cardio is it's a grind yeah like you're you're just you're you're you're there for 40 doing jack chance yeah it's a lot it's boring right it could be boring it's the only thing that actually makes the results pop though like i feel like it's lifting and caring about your lift almost like it's serious like even if it is 45 minutes but like the slack lift where you kind of check your phone or like whatever like if I just go there and I'm like go fucking hard for 45 minutes kind of like you're doing a sprint yeah I've

like even core in between my like lift sets that's the yeah shit super set everything like lifting is lifting is the easiest part for me 100% like you're rarely like even if you have like a seven out of 10 lift like it's still good yeah like it's hard not like a bad lift kind but yeah for me it's just obviously drinking is just throws everything off oh no it's really all drinking that's all really fucking that's that's that's it if you ever want to i've been doing this for six yeah yeah you know the answers that's not don't don't drink for 60 days and you'll be shredded like for chetty or me or like stony anyone but fuck a cold light beer it's just fucking night man yeah well you took five years off so you're good i guess like i don't i'm

I now I'm like, I fucking like it. It's just like a nice light beer at the end of the day. Do you have a beer every day now? Not every day, no. Jesse's got one right now for you. No, honestly,

I time, uh, my only thing I really have drinks for is, um, the skate series and sometimes with the pod. So like I'll do it the same day. Like, I'm gonna go skate today.

And so today is, it's like almost like a vacation day. I'm like, oh, like, is there something I'll admit about beer than like skating shit. You're kind of scared to skate. like it like loosens you up a bit.

You're like, it's probably not good to use it as a crutch, but like, I mean, it just makes the day funner. You like want to go skate all there. It's all about balance. Yeah.

I drank a fucking zillion beers this weekend. Oh yeah. For sure. I mean, that's like, because it's also like, that's when you, like I'm back home with all my boys.

It's like, yeah, obviously I'm going to fucking drink for two days, you know, drink on the golf course. Fucking we went to the bar after blah, blah, blah. See,

is golf like that? though? I mean, in that type, like, like, golf or you have a beer? No, no, I don't drink

every time I golf. If I'm just like playing here in Miami, like I rarely drink. If it's like a Saturday and then we're doing something after, then yeah, I'll probably drink on the course, you know?

Or if I'm in town, we're pummeling. Yeah, like if we're doing something after. But no, if I'm just playing, I actually prefer to just play. Those days are hard.

Those sets are hard. We rip it on the course in Miami. Oh, yeah. God, it's a fucking long day. Today's going to be a hood up in the, Jim fucking not looking at anyone

pissed off. I'm going to get the cardio out of the way first. All right, boys. I think we got it all, right? Yeah. All right, fellas. Okay. Stani, what day? What day? You coming out here? Tomorrow. Wednesday. Okay. All right. See you soon. All right, boys.

All right, boys. Have good day.