FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Go Crazy for the World Cup and Kyle Reveals Nelk’s First Movie!

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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For help, call 1-800-426-2537 or visit NCP gambling.org. Chicks in my kitchen screaming because Japan's winning. They're crazy. Really? Oh my God. We should live bet Brazil then. They look like shit. I'm not going to lie. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Brazil is disorganized and exciting, just like they're fucking cold. Half time? I'm live betting Brazil right now on price pick straight up. How do you lose to Japan? I don't know. It's crazy. But their chicks are going wild. Dude, that's a live bet in a half. I already bet on Brazil big, so I'm like, fuck. Do you think this hat's lame?

this hat's too much right um i mean it's pretty flamboyant yeah but i mean it's it's world cup world cup you can get away with being gay you can do whatever you want as long as you're celebrating your country you could be gay you could do whatever you can do whatever you can do whatever you see michael morales and ecuador ever wait it's still minus 160 oh second half i don't think you can bet yeah you can live bet you if wait till the games in playing though to get live bet it or you can only bet second half at half time you down to do that or did you already bet dude are you down to change your name to janis so you can go to drake's party another second gay

second gay thing from steiny today I thought that'd be good I mean I've been that's something you would do it's actually a pretty good idea by him that's pretty funny you're in a zesty mood today yeah I went I went to Drewski's after party last night

oh really how is that dude holy shit how was that I mean dude that guy is just like he's a superstar like how long do you have to wait in line only like 15 minutes really he didn't have you get in did he hit you back or no no solo in uh the squad came he got me but i set it up to drew real quick he uh dude i mean the guy can't even walk like two feet without people stopping and talking to him he just hosted like the beat t awards hosted the

after party but uh yeah it was really fun it seemed like they gave him like obviously he's the host but it seemed like they gave him the fucking ease to like do whatever the fuck he wants I thought it was interesting they let him host. They let him host it could have been like show during the BET Awards. Did you see that? Like he hosted the auditions. Like what better promo than BET allowing him to do that? Like he ran the show.

It was pretty sick. And then he dropped that, uh, that Michael Jackson skit where he's playing Michael Jackson's dad's fucking hilarious. Did you guys watch it live, the BETT thing? No. No. Fuck, no. Did you?

No, I haven't seen it yet. I don't, never watch it. BET Award show and I probably never will for obvious reasons. Yeah, yeah. I was never allowed to in my household. I'm surprised Thiney didn't watch it live, but... Yeah, no, I did this thing last night. That'd be your dream

watching that live with Shudor, eh? Yeah, that'd be cool. I would definitely do that. No, dude, I found the most savage thing Drusky did was the JZ thing. What was that? There's no chance he didn't get. He got a permission slip, bro. He basically walked out as like JZ and, I don't know, he just did like the fucking free mason symbol

and it was just like I don't know no one really goes at Jay Z in those industry settings right so it was like fucking savage I feel like everyone in the room was like probably secretly dying yeah but um yeah that was I thought he fucking killed it bro

it's pretty cool that they let him do whatever the fuck he wanted to right? Yeah free reign and then after party I swear I mean I was the only white boy I feel like that was pretty cool the industry's changing a lot Aka? Like, it's like, of course they give him full power. Like, the guy is a powerhouse to like make everyone tune in. Like, it's, there's no more playing games of like, we're, we're actually like the industry and you're just a little influencer. It's like, no,

like, no, like. No, it's flipped. You're going to get no fucking views. He's actually, if you think about it, like in most of these shows, there's probably a script, there's probably a whole structure. But he's the content. He's the creative. That they're probably like, yo, you're, you can come up with better stuff than we probably can. So you just do your thing. Yeah. Which is like not how it used to be traditionally forever. You know what I think is going to be the next big change? Honestly, Kyle, you brought this up a couple days ago.

It's like the whole, if we do YouTube, we do social media, we can have an idea and put it out in a week or a day. This whole like, let's wait a fucking year and a half or two years to find out if this gets green lit to start. Like I think that the industry is going to start being a lot faster and being like, yo, like if there's an idea, green light it, fuck yeah. and people are seeing it in like three to six months, like max. A hundred percent. I think obsession started a new phase too.

Yeah, absolutely. I want to do that. I'll send you the idea too, Steining, if you want. But I send it to Jesse. I got a pretty good idea for... Like a short film or an actual movie? A movie. A scripted comedy movie.

Obsession style. I'm saying format where we raise the money ourselves. Yeah. And we shoot a Nelk full send version. of a super bad or like, I call it super bad meets the social network. That's the idea I have for. What is this?

A autobiography? No. No, it's something trendy. It's about your life. Didn't get laid in high school. Then you fucking made it. Got paid. I don't know.

Go ahead. But yeah, no, that's a good idea. No, the guy is sick. You can do it for, like, I know it's, dude, you can do it for less than a million bucks. Like, it's crazy to think you can shoot a movie for that. It's all about locations and what you want to do for the scenes. Are you going to play the lead?

No, no. I don't even care to be in it at all. I'll be in it if there's a role that like fits it. But I'm not looking to be in it. I'm looking to more just be a pilot of the writing team and produce it and like make sure it's a fucking hit. I'd rather cast, cast people. Why don't we do it? Why don't we just start putting it out there and let's just fucking run it?

I'm down. I didn't chop it. Like, it's like, for, dude, the way that I looked at it is like, Nah, it's not a chop, bro. What do you mean? You can't chop this. It's, it's going to be more expensive than obsession. Oh.

Yeah. It hasn't been done with a comedy, to be honest. Like, I think it's been done. Like, I guess, like, Theo and Theo Vaughn and them, they finance their own movie. But it didn't really. I'm saying like a, like. Successfully. It'd be cool to be the, successfully.

Yeah. Like, did you guys. No shade. No, I didn't watch it. Well, it was hard to fucking watch, dude. This, like, old school distribution network needs to be. broken up, this thing of, oh, you're going to take it to movie festivals and show it at these various festivals and then a studio is going to see it and bid on it. It's like, all right,

that's a way to go about it. But I mean, like you're saying, bro, if somebody puts out something good, people will fucking watch it. And people want longer form shit now. It's swinging back around. It was six-second fucking TikToks. It's going back around. Now that we're kind of doing this NELC prank show, I've kind of learned about how the whole pitching and selling process works and that's like its own process that's separate from like you know just creating like selling it um so showing up with a final product like we could go to the networks right now and be like we have this idea we have this script but then we're kind of putting the power to them we're like all right like because we're trying to go to you're only going to them for money right you're basically asking them

for money to shoot the movie um so if we just get the money ourselves shoot it ourselves then we go to the networks and say, hey, here's the fucking file. Like, who wants it? Paramount, you want it, Netflix, you want it. Hulu, you like, who fucking wants it? That's the way to do it. And then you just get a bidding war over it. And then you choose the network that we think it's going to be the most successful on.

That's why this thing fucks you up is because you see the success that's obsession had, which I thought was overrated. But like, then you just think it's that easy and you can go do it. It messes with your mind a little bit. It's definitely not easy. But like, there's no guarantee. Like that's why it's like if we self-funded it and like it wasn't that expensive. This is something in 10 years, even if it sucks.

Like you could laugh about it and it's just something to talk about. Nah, hell not. We don't think like that. We're not, we would never miss with something like this. You know what just came out? I watched last night, which was like one of the,

it was like a good comedy was a little brother with Eric Andre and John Cena. I haven't seen it. I would check it out. It's a little slapstick, but it's, I was like, fuck, it's funny. Like,

it's hard. Like, that's why I'm like, I'm kind of scared to do a comedy, like a straight, scripted comedy is like, I saw this video if someone broke it down was like, maybe it's just because cameras are so good now that it's go look at every classic comedy.

They just have this grainy, like something about it is makes it iconic. There was a golden era, Jonah Hill, all that shit was a golden era, bro. They were putting out fire. That's something we can implement, Jesse, too, right?

That's something that these industry people are, like, you know, we want to bring a fresh look to this shit. Yeah. Even if you got to shoot it like that, you know 100%. I totally agree with that. I actually thought of that as well. Do you guys hear this?

Oh, shit, did Brazil score? How many Brazilian chicks do you about in your house right now? I'm going to go see. I'll just going to see, maybe I'll just bring them in here. We can do like a one by one. Dude, I need to lie Brett Brazil right now. Dude, Brazilian chicks are so hot. Might be one of the hottest.

Yeah, like Latin, you know, overall. Brazilian chicks be crazy, bro. Is your wife Latin? Yeah, she was born in Mexico Oh, cool, nice Yeah, I thought Brazil was just gonna win this bro But it was pretty close odds, you know Odds makers are never

They're never wrong, you know, like In terms of like how the game's gonna go It's like yeah, Japan could fucking Get up in this game This shit is so big Like my brother's watching FIFA Like it's like he doesn't fucking watch anything Bro, the World Cup's bringing people together

It's posted a video this morning It's a bunch of like, you know Countries that have beef, their fans are dancing with each other and shit Yeah, oh yeah, he saw that shit It is fucking way. I just commented on it, dude. That video made me happy.

I love that. Yeah, made me happy too, bro. It's literally fucking politicians cause issues. People around the world like each other. And then somebody in the comments is like, no, you'll never see India and Pakistan doing this. And then there's literally like examples just over cricket because they both fucking are ass at soccer. So yeah, no shit. So yeah, it's like, bro.

That doesn't exist. I want that to be the next like trend. Like fuck this divide shit. Like us against them just like people just all like the trend is just. like fucking, let's all just fucking, it's so, like, kind of gay, but like, we should all just, like, love each other, you know, it's like, dude, I think people do, like, you all have traveled a good amount. Like, people do like each other. It, it, so, yeah, it literally is just, like, kind of fake that, like, human beings don't like each other, dude. Like, look at

Stein. He has, like, a multicultural fucking event. Dude, this is crazy. I got to grab, I'm gonna grab Ben. Yeah. Yeah, grab him. I knew it. Fuck, I couldn't get in. let's fucking go I knew that oh that would have been the juiciest live bet man dude they got that momentum now 55 minutes yeah

they're yeah you should still fucking live bet I don't have prize picks I don't have prize picks here in Canada I was trying to fucking get it in that was such an obvious live bet you're bringing these chicks in

are all them coming bolsharing oh I'm not so sorry yesme yes mean yes mean yes me My buddy's here.

Where's everybody else? She's been screaming like crazy. We're battling out there. We're battling. Anna, grab everybody. Again. I know. I know, I know.

I know. I know. Stein, you learning some Portuguese or what? They're all fired up. Uh, honor. Or, where you said? Rapido. You guys just want to say hello here.

Yeah, this is how we do it at the Steinberg household over here. Oh, briega-o. Come on. Just for some of my friends, but, uh, Hi. Hello. Hi, Brazil. They don't have any audio.

Oh, yeah. Stani, say, I speak some Portuguese. Say, do you do, Portuguese. Ory. Hey, Oi.

Do do you be? To do be. Yeah. Well, they know I'm obviously the biggest Brazil fan. Stiney said that if, Stiney said if Brazil wins the World Cup, he's flying everyone private to Rio. He said if,

I did say, if we win the World Cup, I'm flying all of us private to Rio. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit, baby. I'm down. I'm down. Give me two minutes. Wait, Stine, can they hear you? We all got to do some real quick. All right.

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You see people rally around Dustin. I mean, I think that's the big thing. Like, people want to see people win, even if they fuck up. I think it's a pretty relatable experience to be, you know, hammered, kind of yelling at people. I think most people have been there in their life. So I think a lot of people relate to it. Was there any info that came out as to like what was the reasoning behind why he got so

hammered? Like, was it just like maybe. Dude, he drinks, bro. He's been on so many podcasts being like if I had a fight. He's coming off a plane, right? Yeah. I think he, dude, he just has. a drinking prom. Oh, really? I was going to say maybe the pilot took the plane a little too high or something,

more than usual, and he just, maybe just slipped away from him a little bit. Hey, I'm all for blaming the pilot. Yeah, blame the pilot. Getting trashed on a plane, too, is just fucking hilarious. That is, it's probably the worst place to get fucking drunk, dude. I mean, I know, I know people love drinking on planes and shit, but like, when you really think about it, it's like, you're getting drunk in a place where if you even go a little bit off to a flight attendant, you're cooked. Everybody is going to start filming you. You're going to get the plane turned around. It's like a, it's a capsule for a viral fucking drunk moment. And you're like, I'm going to send it and get drunk. I think he is just above a buzz. Because I recently have tried it. And it's like having an airport

beer and then like having a couple of drinks on the plane is actually so enjoyable. You know the flight attendants track how much you drink. Like they're really like detailed. Oh, I know. So now you have somebody tracking how much you drink. You're locked into it. Dude, it seems There's nothing worse than a flight attendant that fucking cuts you off early for no reason. Oh, and you can't say shit. You can't even give them any attitude because it'll be. Yeah, because then you're drunk. I've only got really cool ones.

Like, I'll be like, oh, can I have a tequila and soda? And they'll, like, slip me like two bottles trying to be cool. Yeah, yeah. But I did think that. I was, like, writing on a plane like a couple days ago. And I was just like, oh, I'm going to have beers and just have fun. And I asked for like a third bud light. And I was like, oh, they're going to fucking be like, bro, you're good.

But they didn't care. I think if you're like being obnoxious, like I didn't look like I was heading to a fucking strip club or something. Did Porriette come out and make a statement at all or no? Yeah, I think he was just like, hey, like I'm going through some stuff. You know, like I'm going to work on myself type shit, which is good. I think he needs to get into coaching. He needs to get into something. If you're a man, you don't have anything to, like, be working towards, it puts people in a dangerous spot.

so I mean dude it kind of it has me worried about like this AI like oh universal basic income and everything will just be taken care of and people won't have to work it's like wait do we know what that does to a society like we're gonna be fucked bro like this socialism idea of oh no everything's just going to be provided it's a good thing we're gonna have AI take care of fucking everything you will have universal basic income if you don't have a goal as a man we had a doctor in here yesterday and he was talking about a like goal setting and achieving stuff influences your hormones as a man, like greatly. Competition influences your hormones greatly. So it's like one of the biggest things. It has like anabolic effects on

men and effects on your DHD levels. So now we're like, okay, we're going to take that away slowly from society. Like what does that do? I think it feminizes our society. I think it weakens it. I think it's going to raise depression and anxiety. So it's fucked. I think you're going to see an insane amount of substance issues. Like, you take away purpose, you take away, like, look at everyone that's like, doesn't have to worry about money, doesn't have to worry about all these things. They have no stress. What do they do?

They, like, fill the void with some other substance to get addicted to. And it's like, I think you're going to see, like, dude, you can't have an entire population with that much free time. It's like, we're all just going to be like, yeah, fucking do whatever the fuck we want. And we're all like endorphine hunting. like it's going to be kind of gross. Endorphine hunting in the fucking wrong places. It's going to be very interesting to see what happens with that, dude.

I mean, it kind of already happened during the fucking, you know, pandemic. And yeah, you saw like drug use spike up, depression. Like you need, as a man, you need to be working towards something. Like little goals daily, then big goals, fucking whatever, quarterly, yearly. Even back at the beginning, like, what every day someone got up and you either hunted or you gathered or you fucking, like you did something every day. You guys good? Sorry about that. Yeah, I'm really sorry about that guys.

Yo, Stiney, give your hat a little jingle. There we go. I'm telling you, like, we should all pull up. Is there a chance that USA plays Canada? No. Oh, fuck. Dude, yeah, okay, well, then it'd be sick to whoop your ass in hockey and then soccer. By the way, I started my 90-day transformation.

Fuck yeah. You look good, man. Sober. I've actually lost a lot of weight, and I've put on a lot of. a lot of muscle. I'm taking a Tessa is a peptide for muscle growth I'm taking and then I'm on RETA as well. And I mean, dude, peptide. How many milligrams are you doing? Not a lot, small, one milligram. Yeah. I'll probably use of TESA. Are you hitting like a body part of day? Heavy? Yeah. I'm going. I brought it. I have a treadmill in the back, uh, which is a game

changer, bro. Like I swear to God, I get cardio in every day because I have a treadmill. If you have in the backyard, it's nice out. You're guaranteed an hour. How about your diet? No more fucking Caesar salads and shit. Yeah, Caesar salad is the biggest joke. Don't be the Caesar. Don't be the Caesar salad guy on a shred.

No, I've seen you eat. A good Caesar's hard to beat that. What? No, you got to cut up the Caesar salad dressing, bud. No, I know. The dressing's bad. It's the same calories as a cheeseburger and fries. Yeah.

I actually got this from Kyle. It's a cheat code. Sugar-free barbecue sauce. Because then you can literally, if you get good sugar-free barbecue sauce, you can put that shit on anything. and it's good. But just go to hot sauce or mustard. Sugar-free hot,

sugar-free bread sauce is so gross. I go trough hot sauce. Yeah, good hot sauce. That's got a lot of calories, I think. No. No, it's really good. It's good macros.

That shit's like $30 a bottle. It's like so fuck. Yeah, it's fuck. But it's fucking delicious and it's good macros. And it keeps me like, I put it on my dry-ass chicken breast and I put it on my ground beef. What are you going to eat today? You're going to eat some assayi or some fesuada?

Because you got all the Brazilian chicks over. meal preps. I've got salmon, rice, and asparagus. Nice. So when's the end date? I don't know the exact date, but it will be in early August. Well, you got to choose a date. I'm waiting on them.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, early September. No, I know. I don't know the exact day, but that's 90 days. That's dope. Yeah. And I mean, like, you have an impressive transformation, but I'm going to look like a fucking, damn. You should walk in New York Fashion Week, September 9th through 13th.

I'll be out there. You should hit a runway. Walking Fashion Week? Yeah, dude, because you can. be fucking so shredded dude they have influencers walk now dude i can i'm finishing i'm finishing mine july 5th on the whole of one stream so you'll see me types off on the course yeah you know probably look pretty good yeah what i just hit my goal on my birthday the i did 22 weeks to hit uh uh 150 and i was like 151 on my birthday but it's close you're 150 pounds right now yeah like 150

152. What was your peak weight when you were like peak out of shape? 2.15. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah. But, that's crazy.

Jesse's transformation's crazy. Bro, I didn't realize like this is when it hits you when you go back and look at old photos and you're like, oh my God, dude. You don't even recognize it? It's just like, how did I let myself look like that?

How did you get fat and gross? I don't know. I don't know. I think about the chicks. Go back and apologize. to all the old kills. Dude, seriously. Seriously, I don't know how I did it.

It's like, we still did it though. Yeah. Like looking at old photos, go look at some old photos of Gabe, bro. Gabe was so fat. He's here. Gabe transformation's crazy too. I'm not chirping because Gabe looks great now so I can say this.

But if you look at old photos of Gabe, it looks like he had Big Mac, Big Mac sauce under his fucking chin. Like, put them side by side right now, old ones it looks like there's big mac sauce just like something what do you mean he he's something he'd keep it there to hit it later that was like a little afternoon or like you meet mac sauce Starbucks frappuccinos now look at his jawline oh now look at his job like like i still like i said before right now he looks sexy now everywhere gave goes everyone's like

you look good you look good you look good part of the reason i wanted to like really actually pursue like success and like really taking things to the next level was when i flew to uh i flew to uh I flew to Asia and and we were in economy and Gabe was next to me and this was the first time I've ever seen a person after do two seat belts where you have to double buckle because you're so big and then I had a guy next to me

he wasn't that big was he was he was dude I'll never forget that I said why he's double seat belts and then I had to sit imagine sitting next to that for 17 hours 17 hours he had to request the extender from the flight attendant that's a nice like wake up call like bro dude exactly I had to ask for a fucking extra belt yeah you should know at that moment I gotta make some life changes

well that's why that fat positivity shit sucks because people just fucking celebrate that shit they go this is great I know I need I want to get to three sick or in his case a good looking guy next to you and you gotta ask for the double buckle yeah that's not gonna that's not gonna help yourself to steam at all

no I'm with the DB terrible yeah oh I took this video I think Jim Rome takes on sports I will always have a complicated relationship with this game. But people evolve. So do sport.

Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve. Back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now, I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight. And you got a real problem.

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Yeah. Where is Gabe? Is Gabe here? Yeah. Is he still here? I will tell you, Gabe, even though for how fat you were, you're always been, you've always been quick. Like, you were quick. You could move, bro.

Yeah, he was the most mobile fat guy. And his, for some reason, his speed increases in airports. Like, the second he steps into an airport, like, the guy's quick. I think that's a gay thing. He knows how to move his body. That's a gay thing. Yeah, they're fucking fast, man. They're determined.

The gays are quick. They're fucking fast, man. Oh, yeah. Speaking of gay, Clav made out with a trans on stream. What do we think about this? No, that sucks. What did he look like? It's fake?

Oh, thank God, bro. So I text him, and then he facetimes me when he's on stream, but I didn't get it. And he's, like, talking to these French chicks about, like, getting them hydrated with Santa Cruz electrolytes. And then I wake up the next day, and I see him making out with a very, like a pretty square jawline kind of woman I guess

so that was fake Judd right that's he he didn't make out with the trans is it kind of funny to laugh at well can we pull up dude if you make out with a chick on a live stream and like she's trans you can't you can't like you got caught right handed there's no getting yourself

out of that someone needs to do a dick check on her someone go to a pat down he like makes out with like 10 chicks like a night on stream so it's like the odds of him Odds are, yeah, you're going to run into a tranny. I don't give a fuck. Lab is fucking funny. Can we judge the clip?

Oh yeah, it's not his fault. Like, she didn't... That's the thing about the trans people, right? Is like, that girl put in work to actually make her trans transformation, like... Successful. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, she killed it.

I don't know. Aren't you guys kind of pissed if a girl, a guy lies saying she's... He's, whatever, he's a girl? Of course. I mean, he's not probably illegal. I fucking punch them in the face. Yeah, I'm like a dude just fucking made me kissing. See, this is where it's fucked up.

Like, imagine you were 10 drinks deep and you saw that chick in the bar. That's what you don't want. That's what you don't want. And it's 5 a.m. It's 5 a.m. and it's just a B. Yeah. And you know they're trans or you don't. I don't know.

Man. All right. Well, you just admitted some shit. I don't know. Stine, you're just asking yourself. Yeah. Stani just thought about that. Yeah.

So we know his answer. I would say absolutely not. If you know they have a cock, I'm not doing anything sexual with them. Yeah, that's a pretty... If you don't know, if you don't know, they can obviously fool you. And that's what you got to be very careful of, right? Like, I'll toss the football around, but I'm not like, you know what I mean? Dude, that's a good check.

You throw a chick of football. Dude, if she fucking one hands that shit and fucking rips it back to you, you're like, all right, that's not a good sign. Negative ones. She throws a football, you said? No, you just, if you think a chick's a dude, be like, hey, catch. and you fucking rock at a football at her. If she's fucking OBJs that shit and fucking po-

sketch. That's a good test. You know, Stani, there's a lot of trans in Brazil. You might want to check all those. If you have eight chicks at your house, odds are. Trust me, they're legit women. Okay, you know.

They're verified, dude. And then those six are hot. Stiney, send me your address. I'm going to come by and have a couple drinks. You can if you want. I mean, I'm trying not to drink. It's really hard not to. You're not drinking it.

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Let's get back in the podcast. Apparently the World Cup caused a 60% surge in Tinder matches in host cities. Wow. Oh. That makes sense. So I guess everyone that's in town, like everyone that's like in town for the World Cup, they're downloading Tindy and they're fucking swiping. That kind of sounds like a lot of people cheating though.

A lot of people are like traveling to a game and then going. People are fucking during the World Cup. Yeah. There's World Cup babies for sure. I like just all the pro-USA shit, bro. Like these are people coming to the USA a lot of times. And like there's a whole mashup of other cultures like telling Americans like, hey, like what the fuck?

Like your country is awesome. I seen that. I mean, after our last probably talked about the location thing, Santa Cruz, your fans are just like so ruthless. It's fucking crazy, bro. Dude, I have a matchup of fans. Anytime you post with me, I catch so many strays. I'm just like, dude, like, no offense, but like, what are these guys so pissed about?

I don't know what they're so mad about. I thought your fans would be like the most fucking down-earth. On political stuff, on political stuff, I get clashes because I, they don't know whether I'm right or left. People can't figure it out. Like, I'll post like an anti-ice thing. I did like an ICE protest where I handed, you know, immigrant some money. And then I'll also post something like supporting something. something more kind of right wing or just like nationalism like oh like i think the

usa is great and people they don't know what to do they can't put me in a box so they freak i'm in the same boat right now i had to make a story about it last night to like shut people up because people are like are you a liberal now are you this and i'm like bro it's so fucking annoying like you can't just do something without it being like not people don't want to have opinions now they want to be one box or the other box and if you don't fit in that box they freak the fuck out they go i don't well people are going off in santa cruz's comments Stiney because they have lives. Like you chirped Santa Cruz for sharing his

location with his wife. I forgot I didn't know you were fucking married. I forgot you were married. I apologize. That was a fire. I love Stein is just covered in pain with a bunch of Brazilians. Yeah. Meanwhile, they're all out there. You have all their locations, though.

Yeah, he wonders why he's getting chirped. He's shirtless with Brazil paint on with fucking... Dude, you know how much fun this is, though? You're in a fucking RV on Calgary. playing, by the way, praying the impossible. Like, I'm not a hater. I'm rooting for you.

You're not going to get to scratch, bro. I'm sorry. Let's make a side bet. Yeah, make a side bet. Yeah, make a side bed, man. You can actually, why don't you bet against me on prize picks, Tiny? Okay, I will. $10,000, whatever.

Okay. Go lock it. It's on prize picks right now. You're just going to give him extra drive. He's just going to fucking. That's fine. And I'm glad. I hope I do.

But what's the thing? Is it tend, like, just to hit the hole in one? Is that it? No, it's not hole in one. You can wager on if you're going to be scratch? Yeah. Oh my God. That is an auto lock.

Anybody watching, go fucking. What do you take? It's hard to define it on prize picks. So the way it's defined is I will shoot a round of even par from the blues at an 18-hole championship course on a live stream. On what date? By, I think it's August 14th. Dude, that is the biggest lock ever. I'm sorry.

Lock it. Lock it. I'm trying to be like negative. but that is the biggest. No, it is, it's the most, it's the most impossible goal. It's the most impossible goal. But that's also saying that day, you got to play your best game. So, no, I'm not, I'm not just streaming once.

I'm not streaming once. I just have to do it before. Oh, I see. Yeah. So I'm going to stream multiple days. Yeah. And then what do you do? Are you going to become like, take golf pretty serious or just have that as a good

skill set? No. I'm doing the Great World race in November. So right after this, I got to start running again. I think it's funny. I just sit here and try to flex all of your accomplishments. in like all your goals. It's like what Santa Cruz and Jesse were saying.

Personally, for me, I like having goals that, like, keep me just doing something. Yeah. Because otherwise I like, I stray away. Finding a wife and starting a family. I mean, that's not really something that you rep publicly. Yeah, but that you can't set like a timeline on that. I agree. I made the mistake of making that a goal.

Yeah, you don't want to set a deadline. It's like, all right, I'm finding a wife. by fucking December 1st. Jesse, what was your goal? Who, me? Yeah, you said you set that goal of trying to find a wife. He was like 20. You just said that.

No, he said you can't. No, you can't. I'm saying like, you made that mistake of doing that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I made the mistake of being in the mindset of that. And honestly, I like, I like went through like a really bad relationship because I was like kind of forcing like, oh, like she's the one and this is this.

And then that. It's like you got to just go at it like you're open to it so it can happen. So you're not like a douchebag. You just run around fucking chicks and stuff. It's like, but then it let it just. It's got to happen naturally, man. Do you think it just happens naturally? I do think about I actually, I'm not going to lie, Stani.

I do think about that though. Like am I like actively trying to like meet like a good girl? Like do you have to? Do you think you have to like put your positions in like start ripping church? Like start going back to church. you do. Start going to more workout classes where you're going to meet

like a wholesome girl. Do you think you've got to do that type of shit? Or do you think you just love your life and it happens naturally? If you live a fake life and then you meet your wife, now your wife married the man that lived a fake life.

Like I'd rip some workout classes. Let me tell you this. Let me tell you guys this. I'm going to make this to the point. Cruz, you can back me on this. Dude, you have face pain. I already committed enough time to the chick that I'm with now to like I can't go through that again with another human like I've

I'm pot committed to this chick you know what I'm saying like I can't imagine that's not the reason you marry you process don't want to redo it I'm not going through that shit again no way which is what process like you just don't you don't want to break up first date again and then having to go through all this shit again like dude no way you're like fuck I got to spend 20 grand on the first date again yeah like imagine just going to the whole like months of that i i don't know if i could do it yeah kyle take dating advice from a guy in brazilian chick for his house hung over with it with a with a timepiece training light-up side yeah i got prospects too there's some happy dads back there i think one of the reasons i love my

girl so much is i did meet her when i had none of this i didn't have the company i didn't have anything and now like you're in this place kyle where you do have to watch out for these like demons out there because you have so much cloud because you have money you got to just Yeah, you're going to have to find a good one. And I do think people don't date long enough before they get married. Like, if you see some dude, they're like, oh, yeah, I've dated this chick for a year. It's like, you don't know where yet. You haven't been through some shit.

Like, what if one of, you know, like, you get to cease. And friends and friends long enough until they date. Does that make sense? Yeah, you just got to like know somebody. I really know somebody. You got to know them go through some shit. Dude, you know what, Senators, you probably relate to this. The, what I've come to terms with is when you do, once enough times past,

this is the difference of like, oh, like, the guy who never gets married or never makes a family. I think it's like when enough times pass and you make the decision, whether you call it marriage or you call it just like commitment. But like once you commit to someone, I think you have to like set that in stone. You have to be like, we're going to have like bumpy roads. We're going to like have times where I'm not like interested in you. You're not interested in me. But like we're going to work past.

It's the only way you can actually like have a successful family and all that shit. You know, I was listening to this guy breaking down this stat of everybody hears the stat of about 50% of people get divorced. And he was like, when you actually remove the outliers of people who get married more than one time. So, dude, that's a huge portion of that divorce stat. So, like, people get married three or four times. And they really skew the stats. So when you remove that, it's actually less people get divorced. And so I think that's like a common delusion.

People are like, oh, I don't want to get married. there's a half chance that I'm going to end up in divorce, and it's actually less than that. So I don't know the exact stat, but people that get married again and again and again, fuck up that stat. Dude, there's a comfort. You know what I'm talking about probably

because you're living at Santa Cruz, but when you actually commit to someone, like, fully, there's a security and a comparability there that's probably riddens you of anxiety and all this pressure that's just like, oh, like through thick and thin, through fucking, all the bullshit they did with marriage. like it actually makes sense to me now.

I'm like, yeah, I'm so down to find a wife. I can't lie. Should we start road to a wife? There you go. I was thinking to do a series. Road to a game show.

Road to wifey. Dude, that is the move. January 1st, 2027. I wanted to do a series where I took out eight girls. The content would be jokes though.

It's like, all right, today I'm going to a fucking church. Dude, I'm joining, I'm joining a church group. You should do that. That's jokes.

I'm going to do that. I think that's good. content you do eight different dates. I'll do that. Stani, why don't we, that'll be one goal we can do together. Stani, that's a goal we could do together. Make your transformation, get it done, and then we'll do road to a wifie after I run across the world. Stiney covered in pay being like road to marriage. Imagine you do eight videos and you just, you do each date, they're all different and you show it. And then by the eight videos, you have to pick one to take seriously. Is the girl signing up to get on your show or is she signing up because,

she likes you. Like that it causes too many. Well, you can feel that out easily, dude. I can fucking sniff that shit out in like 30 seconds now. The right one will never sign up for that show. Santa Cruz, what was your opinion on, do you live your life normally or do you put yourself in different positions? I would live your life normally.

Yeah. If you do like a show like that, now you're excluding any shape. No, not a show. Just like, do you put yourself in positions where you're going to meet maybe more of a wholesome chick? Oh, yeah, you have to. Like you're saying, like, oh, like, starting to go to church, like going places where you would meet a woman that,

is not like a fucking demon bro like again it's like you yeah but should you do that for you yeah a hundred church is boring i find i like i think you could pray it i think you could pray anywhere but i agree with that yeah and talk to brys crawford he's like yeah but i've never i've never gone to a sick church i've only gone to like my old school catholic church when i was growing up a bunch of surfers and stuff and synodas over it's great like good tunes and shit oh yeah yeah they're jamming out people i'm not completely against religion at this age It's weird. I've always been kind of.

I'm not at all. I've always believed to it. Yeah, you're more religious probably than me, I would say, even in the past. It kind of makes more sense. Like, it's just the,

it's almost like, I think. Well, you just like the, you look at like the, what's it? Like the breakdown of like your values. And that's what I see I do.

Same way someone who like eats healthy, works out, does these things. I'm like, oh, that's cool. I fuck with those values. Religion has a lot of things that I'm like, yeah,

that all makes sense. to just be the person you want to be. It really does make sense. I mean, it's been around, you know, like, it's a guidebook for life. That's what the Bible is. And, like, dude, if you have no morals and values, if you don't believe and, like,

do one to others as you would want done to yourself, like, that's cooked. You don't want to go into business with those type of people, bro. And it's like, whatever. Like, I have one of my businesses I own with, like, two dudes who are Muslim and, like, I'm Christian. But it's like, we still have that, like, belief that, like, if they go and they fucking just steal a bunch of money from the bank on,

I know that they would think that, like, God would smite them. It's also fearing. That's one big thing for me, mostly, I would say, is like, like, yeah, fearing, like, what you do in this life is going to affect you in the next, you know? Yeah. Like, that's why sometimes, like, you know, like, shit that happens to me where it's like, you know, you want to kind of act a certain way.

And it's like, fuck. Like, I rather just be who I want to be in this life, too, and, like, act the way that I know I'm supposed to act, you know. Be the person that you're supposed to be because, you know, Does that not make you call bullshit on religion a little bit? That's what always bug me with it, was the, like, it makes perfect sense that why? I'm always like, hey, why is, you know, this many people religious? Not to be, like, controversial, but, like, I'm like, the idea that, like, if you do bad things, you won't get to go to heaven makes me think, like, it's like a...

It sounds bad to say scam. But, like, it's like, that's a perfect trick to make people, like, believe in it and go, because you get something out of it. Like my brain calls bullshit. Okay, but, okay, so why would you not do something evil, like, hit a baby? I think because I'm just not evil. Like, isn't that okay? What is good and what is evil? There's some universal law.

This gets deeper. He's saying, Santa Cruz is saying that fucking demons exist. And in the afterlife, there's fucking demons and angels. There's good and evil in the world. I think that's what I don't believe. That's what's hard. Sorry, I'm not thinking it's. No, no, but.

Then to his point, what would make someone hit a baby? Like, are you just... Why wouldn't you? Because you would think it was evil. So then we get into that... So what sells me on Christianity and Jesus is the actual history of it. I went... I grew up going to church and I sort of like rebelled against it when I was a teenager.

I'm like, oh, like, no, like, I don't know. And then when you actually start to look at the history of the Bible... Why did you rebel? Was it a similar... A similar reason? Close that door, Stine. These chicks are going crazy, dude. Yeah, close the door.

Dude. They're like fighting shit. Take a shower, dude. Huh? I love it. Why did I rebel against it? Just, you know, I mean, shit, dude, you listen to, like, fucking music and you see, like, pop culture and you think, like, oh, like, nothing really exists.

But when you actually look into the history of it, it makes too much sense. Like, there isn't, there is no anthropologist or historian who disagrees with there is a man named Jesus of Nazareth that, like, wandered the earth. There's too many historical records. records that line up with each other that were written hundreds of years apart, there's no way historically that if you listen to this guy named Wesley Huff, he breaks all this stuff down. There's no way that it wasn't like a real thing. And now when we get into like what you were saying, like, why wouldn't you hit a baby or like hit a puppy? You're like, well, that's evil. So what is this universal law of good and evil that I mean, shit, everybody understands? Like it exists. It exists. It exists. It really, in my opinion, it totally does. Wait, you're saying good and evil? Yes.

I think good and evil is a... Mike Tyson always talks about this. He makes a quote all the time about like if things are going really good, then Satan's going to be right there to try and like take everything away from you. You know what I'm saying? There's something... I got to look it up right now because I want to be right on it and it is like one of the most true things. But is it a human thing?

Like let's say an animal. Like isn't there like a bear? will like kill its own cub if it like someone touches it or something. People always bring those kind of references up but it's like we're homo sapiens. Yeah. We are different.

We are. Yeah, this is amazing. You're also favored by the devil. He's coming for you too. That's fascinating. That's crazy. Does all the mushrooms and because it's like I look at it like like this. If things are going really well

in your life, the partying can come in. like the chicks can come in, the dark side comes in when things are going really well. So if you can't control that and be on top of it, I know that's like a poor example, but saying that in fucking Brazil body paint with fucking eight Brazilians. Yeah, exactly. Like things are going well and it's probably going to get really bad. Probably go watch, go watch that full Mike Tyson podcast, but.

I need to for sure. But yeah, he, he's great. Mike Tyson's great. Mike Tyson is one of the best people to listen to for motivation. stuff and just facts on life. Yeah, he's lived through it. We'll tell you something I've actually appreciated more is like, just walking outside and like, like, I don't want to be like,

I know people can't take me serious right now, but like walking outside and just seeing how beautiful the world is, just it is insane. Like I was walking on the beach of the day and I was like, people that don't believe in God, I'm like, how perfect is the world, bro? I agree. I agree with that. It's so beautiful. When you look at nature, well, isn't that one of those two ways,

Isn't that one of the ways of praying Santa Cruz? Absolutely. What's it called? There's a beautiful Forrest Frank song. He's a Christian musician and he does these videos to this song where he has the song where he's like, people are saying like, why do you believe in God? And he has like a line. Like it's so obvious. And it's all these scenes of nature.

It's like if you can't see that, then like, you know, that there's something more here. Look at the stars. Like there's something. That's when I feel closest to God honestly is when I'm in like crazy nature setting. whether it's like a sunrise on the beach or just like mountains like you're just like it has you thinking you're like damn like you know it's it's too it's crazy bro and everything like the beach the palm trees the sand the water it's perfect go to the rocky mountains in colorado the mountains the snow like it's just the rivers it's like it's too perfect that's that's why i'm always like

there's got to be something because it is it is crazy yeah and it hits me every time i'm like walking on the beach or something, it just hits me. And I'm like, this is fucking amazing. It is. I've become a big beach guy, dude. Walking on the beach brings so much for you, therapeutic-wise, like, clears your mind. I'm going to fishing Wednesday. I'm going to go out on a boat with a shy-on, Aden's manager.

And, like, it's beautiful out there, bro. How's living in the trailer? Oh, it's interesting. Are you actually sleeping in there? Yeah. We got two trailers. Hmm. Do you have your own, is it one bedroom or?

No. We keep being close. Me and Gabe are in one. There's a door and shit. Yeah. Sounds like a fucking blast. Yeah. I think we're going to get one.

We might get right on the golf course here. Is it like a cool view and shit? No, it's not a cool view. But we're just right beside the putting green. Oh, that's sick. So just a place. We're like in the parking lot. I don't know if I could turn it around.

Not really right. Yeah. Just right there. Oh, sick. That's pretty dope. but yeah it's pretty much my only chance of getting this challenge done Brett you know to set this up and you're like Alberta like out west right yeah we're in Calgary right now shit a little down oh sick yeah so I don't know what our plan is we're here we're doing the

whole on one thing uh seven days from now and then we might road trip around to like bc in the RV and maybe like maybe up in the mountains we'll go to bam blah blah maybe Whistler and then yeah golf and fucking live in the RV. That's so dope. I need to make a fair, bro. Brazil's one.

Yeah, I saw that fucking I knew that was a lot. Fuck yeah. Eight chicks fired up. Oh, what's good? We stopped talking about the heavy religious stuff.

Now we moved on. I love what this pot is. It's like a one week. We all just like do a therapy session with each other and fucking for real. Goes from Clavtrans. Hence the fucking, am I religious or not?

Amen. Find Jesus. That's the way. All right, fellas. All right. We'll see you boys next week. Have a beautiful day. I see you guys.

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