FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Internal | Ep, 119

Episode Date: March 17, 2024

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The girl from, uh, date number one, FaceTime me. Which date number one? The chick with the fat ass? Yeah, the one with the orange dress. Did you see her or no? I think I saw her on the way in. She had a fucking shelf on her, bro. She was hitting me up to pay for her.

Her shit was like, they went to dinner and they wanted me to pay for all of it for all three of them. Because I came into this little late. Was that what you requested? Is that like what you're into? They just kind of showed up. Like the fat dumper. So basically, yeah, if you guys have seen our social media, we have dates. Dave, we don't like to use the V word, but...

Why not? He's a 40-year-old V. I don't know. It's like saying Voldemort and Harry Potter. I don't know if you've seen Harry Potter. You know what I mean? But yeah, he's a 40-year-old V, and we're about to change that tomorrow. Are you actually a virgin, though?

I always have to be the scout. I'm like, yeah, 40 years old. Can you explain the story of how you know Dave, Stiney? So to people know? Yeah, so at a podcast studio in L.A., I record out of Dave, you're like an editor there. Yeah. and always kind of saw you there. You're very quiet.

Always bring your dog to work with you. Yeah. Shout out the, and then people just kind of talk. Like, I was like, yo, so, you know, what's this guy's deal? And then they were like, you can, you can, he just has tendencies where you kind of catch on. Yeah. And then I just asked like, yo, has he gotten late?

And they're like, no. Was that like him hitting on you? Was he ever? No. No. Oh. Yeah, no. Then I was like, yo, I have a good idea for an elk video where you'll obviously take a huge dub and this will help accomplish.

It hasn't happened for 40 years, right? Do you want to, like, tell them about yourself or what you do? So I was a video editor. I was on podcast, kind of like a side character. Like, you know, Howard Stern has his list of side characters. I was doing that for other podcasts as well. I, you know, worked in the NBA and NHL doing sales and marketing for a long time. Actually, you know, the trip to the Miami Heat was the first time I've been there since I quit working there.

And so that was kind of a full circle moment. It's pretty cool. I go back there in a whole different light. How has this been so far? You've gotten a roly. You've driven a cyber truck. You've met a lot of chicks. So it's been awesome.

You know, I got the Rolex, got to meet Dana White, got to drive a cyber truck, which is amazing. It doesn't even feel like a truck. It's like driving a golf cart. It reminds me of Halo. Halo? Yeah, it reminds you like a warthog. I don't know. Halo days.

I know what it is. The steering wheel is just like crazy. It's like I literally thought I was driving a golf cart the entire time. He picked two girls up in it. Oh, yeah. But tell them what the problem was with that. Oh, so the problem was, so there's two problems. So they were watching us park, and they were, at first they were just like, you know, they were laughing at the fact that it took 20 tries to get the parallel parking.

And they were just making their own side jokes about, you know, whoever's parking the car. And then I kind of chimed in. And then I got them and was like, hey, you want to go for a ride in the car? And they both stepped into the back seat of the car like I was their Uber, giving them a ride somewhere. I was like, are you kidding me? Do you these got a tip though? No. I didn't get anything.

And they refused it. I literally, I was like, what do you want to sit in their front? They're like, no, I'm good. Why do you think you have such a hard time, like, kidding it off with women? I guess because I'm so nice that I get, like, friend zone really fast. You are a really nice guy. You just wants to sit in the front. I mean, I honestly thought I should have a tattoo in my forehead that says friend zone.

So you've been friend zoned a lot? Oh, God, yeah. How many girl friends do you have, you think? I may have a good amount. Like, even when I went to college, you know, my brother was there. So, like, I did nickname in college. Everybody called me a little brother. So I reminded everybody their little brother.

So it was, like, right off the bad, I was, like, you know. Do you know you're in the friend zone? Well, when they start talking about other dudes, I'm like, yeah, I already know. I'm like, shit. Because usually sometimes I'm used as a matchmaker or to meet someone else. And, like, sometimes when they want to talk to me, they have other intentions. And I'm just, like, the easy person to talk to so they can get to somebody else. Do you, like, mind being in the friends?

Like, do you like being friends with them at that point? Are you, like, you're like, one of those guys that's waiting for that one percent chance that it might happen. I mean, I'm guilty of that, of course. Like, for sure. Because, you know, there's a lot of good looking girls in L.A., a lot of them are gorgeous. And half of them are, like, out of my league. So I'm like, you know, I always have that little bit of hope that maybe it's my day. Maybe.

See, I find that interesting because if I knew I was in the friend zone, like the second you know you're in the friend zone, like I'd be out. Yeah, you got out of it. So I'm curious why do you like, what do you get out of that? I don't like cutting anybody off. I just like I always, I always like to talk to somebody or have friends around. What is it because you think like maybe you can get some fucking. Yeah, I mean, not all the time. Some people establish the boundaries pretty fast.

Other people like, you know, kind of lead you on. mess with your feelings and like always make you think that you have a hope so they can get you to do stuff for them yeah that's fucked up if they establish if you're in the friend zone then it's like kind of stay friends but move on yeah see like now you don't accept the friend zone no yeah yeah yeah no can't give advice on the friends zone yeah yeah yeah i've been i know clueless when he's in the friend too i think what another thing you got to think about is like dude you you got to know your standards so if you're studying your standards too high because you your friends are like they're hot girls i mean it's not that me it's not me

setting my standards too high. It's just that like, and I talk to who I know, like, I have trouble talking people I don't know. If they're good looking, you know, obviously, you know, someone we're good looking, but it's like I talk to anybody. And I've been told that as well, but then, you know, when I try to talk to girls that, you know, you would think we're more, you know, on my level, they're looking for someone above me that's better than me. So they won't even be your friends. Yeah. So like, like, like, because, you know, a nice guy. So pretty much when I talk to a girl, they automatically think I like them without me doing anything. Is, is there a way, Brad to get out of the friend zone?

You're not used to the friends zone, are you? You've never been friends on actually. I don't have girlfriends that are friends. Yeah, I know. But Brad knows. You would cut them off. If they're not interested, they're out. Yeah, like, not that you have to be a dick about cutting them off either.

It's more just like, all right. Yeah, it depends. Like there are certain situations where, like, you know, if it's here in business, you could be friends, right? Yeah. But if you're not doing anything directly like that, then it's like, if your goal was to, like, be more intimate or romantic with someone and then you just, like, sit around and, like, kind of wait.

Yeah. Your chances are, like, not. Yeah, no, I'm guilty of that with one girl. So, like, to answer your question, like, how do you get out of it? You just say, like, hey, like, I appreciate, like, getting to know you and, you know, I hope your life's great, whatever. Like, I'm just moving on. Yeah.

Like, don't, don't have, I mean, obviously, like, you have to have that conversation started somehow, but, like, I think if you put your foot down and be like, hey, I really appreciate this, but, like, this is not what I'm looking for. Yeah. I think we're just more straightforward. Yeah. Absolutely. Don't drag it on either.

Your best chance is dipping and just, like, not caring. Yeah, like, hey, like, I think you're great. I wasn't really looking for necessarily a friendship. I wanted to get to know you a little bit more, a little bit more intimately. And then just if she says no, it would be like, just fucking ghost her. Say bye. Like, I've done the dating sites. Like, I'm the type of person that's a girl on somebody, so I might not make the greatest first impression because, you know, it's like a job interview.

Like, I went on a date in New York and the girl asked me if I had seen any Harry Potter movies. And the fact that I hadn't seen any of them, she was like at a loss for words. And it almost ended the date because I hadn't seen a Harry Potter movie. It's got a red flag, I think. I personally love Harry Potter. Yeah, me too. How have you not seen one Harry Potter movie? Well, now I've seen a couple, but back then I hadn't seen it.

You went home and fucking just had a marathon. He binged it for sure. What's your favorite movie so far? I mean, I'm a big fan of Catch Me If You Can. Okay. Shout out Leo. Yeah, that was one of my favorite movies. That is a raw movie.

I do have kind of an ultimate close call that I haven't really told too many people about. So you've almost gotten late. Yeah, well, this was ridiculous. And when was this? This was when I was living in Georgia, working for the Atlanta Hawks. Which was when? Like 2007, 2008. So that was your last...

No, that wasn't my last close call. But it was the most memorable story, I'd have to say. Okay. Have you ever gotten a blowjob before? I know. Yeah, have you gotten a blowjob? I just don't know these details. Be honest.

What's that? Have you gotten a blow job? Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. But you have to also think, it's not the easiest thing to sit here in front of people and admit that, too, right?

Well, I mean, he's admitting that he's a fucking version. Yeah, you got nothing to lose, too. Like, people ask me questions, and I just, like, will shy away and not answer because, like, I've never been, like, someone to give public answers on this topic. So that's why this whole topic is like... It's not easy. I admire the, like, courage to come out and, like... I think, I think this was the best decision you've ever made, bro.

I mean, so far it's been a last day. So tell us, what happened in Georgia in 2007? Okay, so it was St. Patty's Day. This is how... I've got this ingrained in my head. It was St. Patty's Day. I was hanging out with a girl I went to college with, and she brought one to Brent. She's from Georgia.

And we were hanging out early in the day, and, you know, I dispersed. I left, I did whatever, and went back to my condo. were you wearing a green fit or no um i honestly i don't remember anything to do with clothes but you know one of the girls and i had a crush on her that day because she was cute she's like five eight she was blonde blue blue eyes like anybody would like her and you know i left it my own thing they call me at like 10 p.m. 10 30 they're like they're like hey we're coming back from the bars the clubs or whatever they're like is it cool if you stop by i'm like sure absolutely and so So they come over.

My friend brings her friend, the girl that I liked, she comes in a house. Granted, I didn't know how much they drank that day. I had no clue how drunk they were. And this girl, like I said, I'm 5'4. I'm 125 pounds. The girl that I liked was 5'8. I don't know her weight. I never asked.

But she gets an house. I lived in a two-story townhouse with two bedrooms. And she looks at me. She goes, hey, carry me upstairs. Give me a piggyback ride. And I was like, I don't know if I'll be able to. And she Two flights

Yeah And if she jumps on my back I literally Couldn't do it And she goes She goes All right Let me give you a piggyback ride

So this girl Carries me up the stairs Why did you accept that What the fuck are you doing It's not even the easiest Play for Bradd Yeah yeah She asserted

Her dominance at that point Why did her No that's Steady would have been sweating On this I would have gotten her up there Honestly not gonna lie I would have sweat it

On that one a little bit Yeah yeah Give it a good stretch you know It was fine. I didn't mind. So you got on her back? Yeah. So what happened though? Well, it gets better.

So she gives me a piggy back right up to my bedroom. And I get all, you know, she puts me down. And then I bench her off wherever the fuck I go. I grab a glass of water from the, because my room's attached to the bathroom. I grab a glass of water to bring it back in my bedroom. And I get back in my room. At this point, she had taken all of her clothes off. I have a pull-up bar on the door frame.

And so she starts doing pull-ups naked in my bedroom. And I'm like, holy shit. How did you not close this? I hear what gets better and I'm finished and I literally I was like okay it's finally going to happen

it's finally going to happen and so the water that I put next to my bed on the table she jumps into my bed she grabs the glass of water and she pours it all over herself on my bed and I'm like oh shit

my head I'm like great now my bed's going to be wet it was like my first that's your first thought that's your first thought yeah and I don't know what else wrong with me but then

And then, and then she's like, she's like, all right, come, come, come into bed. And I'm like, sweet. And then I jump in the bed and she like passed out two seconds later. Wow. So it's easy. I thought, I thought this was going to be easy. I mean, pass out.

That's, I mean, that is what it is. Because she, like, right before you. Yeah, well, she's, you're letting her do 30 pull-ups when she's drinking, bro. When she gave me a kiss, I, kid you know, I tasted straight tequila. That's an ultimate. There's nothing you can do about that. Yeah. Yeah.

Pass-up will make you tired and definitely pass out. Has there ever been a call that's like, you just, like, that's, I mean, you can't do nothing about a chick being too fucked up. Yeah, that's, that's fair. You made the right call, you know? Yeah. I mean, I had another friend. She was in between apartments, and, you know, she needed a place to stay. You know, I had a crush on her.

And she knew I liked her. And then she stayed at my place in between her apartment. And, you know, she's one of those girls that, like, lead you on, just to kind of, she was very nice. You're great friends. We had a lot of fun. But she definitely led me on. And she actually stayed in my house, stayed in my, you know, stayed in my, you know, stayed in the bed with me. There'd be a few nights she'd, you know, sleep topless or whatever,

and she'd come back, like, you know, come back sleep-tpless. Get me all hot and bothered, and then all of a sudden she'd be like, okay, that's enough. She was using you to sleep there. Yeah, she needed a bed to crash whenever she'd go without that. That's crazy. That's fucked up. Girls are fucked, dude. Yeah, but, so those are the two closest calls.

I can't believe we're going back to 2007, bro. Yeah, that was one of the stories. Guy drops the most seven, bro. Yeah, just 17 years ago. Just tell people it was 2017. Well, that wasn't the latest story. Oh, that was the closest call, though. Yeah.

What's the most recent closest call? Well, the one I just kind of told you about. Yo, he got a kiss it. I lived the other night. No, yeah. Why do you think you're a virgin? Confidence, like, approaching. Like, I guess I'm talkative, but kind of closing the deal.

But that's what I'm wondering. It's clearly it's not about getting chicks back to your room. It's when they're in the room that you're, it's that final last step that you're not. I guess I'm just not aggressive enough because I'm, like, trying to, like, not trying to overstep any boundaries. But it's always good when the woman, like, makes, lets you make the first move, right? Like, women never make the first move unless it's like... Wow. This is a learning moment for you. Me?

Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. Wow. No, I'm so sorry. I didn't need to do that. This guy always does this to me every time. This guy, every time.

Dude, this is a big moment. Keep going. No, you're going. No, but, like, she's sitting in your room topless to make the first move. And then if she accepts it, then you're in. Well, that also, that's the thing is that's the first move. She's in your room, topless. If she's in your room, I think you, like, you just, you, you got to know she's there for a reason.

Then you kiss her. She's feeling it. Yeah. And then pretty much, like I said, we had some fun and then, and then, and then, so out of nowhere, like, she's like, she's like, okay, that's enough. Say something weird. Did you say something weird? No, no. Dude, it was a fucking trade.

Tradeoff. You're used to that. You know about that kind of stuff? Yeah, but, but I'll get it done. Okay. Signing will, sign him will make it the, you don't talk to that chick ever? No, no. Good, good.

We grew apart. Has she hit you up yet? Not recently, no. We kept it a secret all week, but we just put it on social media now. Yeah. Oh, oh. I want to see what girls come back. Yeah, so basically what he's saying is like, there will be probably like women like in the past.

Even the woman from Atlanta probably hit you up. You're like, oh, hey, Dave, how are you doing? Kind of speeding you up to kind of like tease you a bit and then give you a second chance. Does that happen to you, I know a lot? That's happened to me. um i had to check that that's happened to you for real yeah check that used to fade me and then hit me up and then i banger dude that's happened to me so i mean i mean like a lot i mean like it's fucked up but it's like it's kind of it kind of is a good feeling to be like damn i must

have done something right you got to do it and then just dash them 100% wait to answer your question um yeah there have been women that i've talked to in the past and then they hit me up later on like oh like i see you doing really well with nilk and everything i see you back with them like recently and I was like oh thanks you know and just move on but like it's so funny that as soon as you reach a tipping point like even for you Dave as soon as you hit that tipping

point of like okay you're on the Nalk feed all of a sudden people are going to come back to you like oh Dave like you want to chill when you come back to I don't know Orlando or something you know like same thing for you like if me I go back home and people like oh when you're in Toronto again when you're in this place this place it's like

Wait so have you ever fucked a hooker no because here's a funny sir i was in new york i mean we're in 11 i was in the york of my friend and you know we were both hammered and you know we went on craigslist and you know you're full send podcast expense nine are you down dude that's hilarious uh that's a yes what it's 100 we could go get some lapis right now we're in 11 it's not back like you don't want it because you're on camera dude yeah we know everyone out there knows all right all right day we're back Wait, wait, I think the main thing is, is Dave, do you even care at this point, bro? Yeah, what's going on?

Like, it's been a long time, like, is it even, do you even think about it? Be honest, too. Are you thrown in the towel? No, I'm not throwing in the towel. You never quit. But is it on your mind, like, you want to need to get this done? Yeah, of course. Do you get pressured, though, by, like, anyone around you to say, like, hey, like, I have a

girlfriend for you. Like, do you want to, like, give her a date or, like, see if she's into you, type of thing? I don't really get pressured. I mean, like, the last kind of blind date I went on was, like, in July. Okay. And then that wasn't a fucking disaster if I've ever seen when I'm going to tell us what happened if you don't mind Wait, you said went on a blind date? Yeah, it was the worst thing ever

Who set you up? Yeah So one of my friends in L.A. set me up with this girl. She was from, I want to say Columbia. We went to a Korean barbecue. I had socky shot after socky shot. And then I took him to a bar called Mr. Furleys in West Hollywood to meet some of my friends. They all met her and they all liked her.

And then. I actually know the story. And then we drive, she's from Curytown, she lives there, and we go to this club. I don't know what club it was. We continue to drink. We continue to drink. It's like 1.45 in the morning. I am beyond drunk, and we're in there.

I think I just kissed her. We made out in the bar. And then of a sudden she's like, she's like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. And I'm like, okay. And then when she goes to the bathroom, I'm like, all right, I guess it's a good enough time for me to go. So I go to the bathroom I come back and I'm so drunk I can't find this girl in the bar

I have no idea And at this time my phone had died So A, my phone had died I couldn't remember where my car was Car was so basically I was walking around Karatum for two hours lost I never saw I couldn't find the girl Yet she still picked me up at 8.30 in the morning

To drive me into my car the next day What the fall? Maybe she honestly Maybe she found somebody else in there That's what it sounds like Or she made the excuse to go to the bathroom And then just dipped No, no, she was looking for me.

I got all these text messages. She's like, she's like, where are you? My phone died. Oh, yeah. My phone died. I was hammered. I lost my car. I was, like, in a sheer panic walking around.

I mean, I probably could have gotten laid that night, but I absolutely ruined it. But hey, now is your chance. 20-24 is your year. Do you just like jerk off a lot or like what's going on? Like, is that a... Yeah, you're a big jerker or no. Because I used to hit numbers. I stopped.

Yeah. Yeah. We all know about that. Yeah, I stopped. See, that's a never, that's a question I've never really truly answered. You've never had the opportunity Well, I mean, I just never fucking How many people ask you, that one?

I mean, I've got, I get asked it a fair amount I've just never, like, wanted to answer it because I didn't want to be, like, embarrassed or made fun of. How many, like, jerks per week would you say? I don't know. Enough. I used to do it tonight.

Over under seven. What was your record in a day, Brad? Be honest. Oh, man. Yeah, I mean, did you have you. In that day? Man, I feel at one point, I don't know. I almost feel like a little helpful answering this, too.

12? No, no, no. That's a bit too much. Over on six? Over. Over seven in a day? Nine? We're going to leave it there.

Over seven jerks. Wait, in a day? Bro, easy. What the fuck were you going through that day? Bro. Jesus Christ, something happened that day. Testosterone, I don't know, dude. A lot.

Stocks could be putting up numbers like that? Probably not. Like, not seven in a day now. Seven in a week. Three, four? I'm not going to answer, but, you know, A healthy amount. I answered.

I thought you would have answered it. I got to get that confidence up. Fuck it. What are you saying? Most in the day. I think like four. I'd think three, bro. Three.

Three. Ever, yeah. You're pushing the limits if you go past three. That's impressive, though. Over seven? Cheese. How fucking, like, guilty do you feel after that? Terrible.

You feel like a psycho? Terrible. Yeah, that's not a good feeling after that. After number seven, you're like, yo, I don't know he's so confused after jerk number nine? You're like, you're like, Yo, what the fuck? What the fuck am I doing?

Your brain's all fuzzy? Well, that's how I started to feel just jerking in general. That's why I was like, you don't have carpal tunnel syndrome? No, no, no, no. No, great, great with the hands. Do you want to get married? Absolutely. I want to have like three kids.

Jesus Christ. When do you want to be married by? I mean, hopefully before I'm dead. Oh, shit. I think that's the only time it's possible. I mean, yeah. Fuck. Married, Brad, eventually?

Oh, of course. Yeah, absolutely. I'd love to be married. Tipy, would you rather get late? get into a relationship right now. I mean, I'd like that a relationship, but I just, you know, if I get laid, that's cool. But, you know, if it doesn't mean anything, then. Stocktiff's going to catch heavy feelings.

Yeah. Jesus, dude. No matter who it is, bro. Better be careful. This guy's going to fall in love with the bus so bad. Yeah, like, there's been some times I've been at a bar in L.A. And, you know, they're looking to, you know, they're looking to match people and they're like, they're like, no, Dave will get too attached.

He's not a good candidate. Do you like, do you, by the way, did you, did you go in, like, dating house before? Like, Tinder or. Yeah, I've been on Bumble. I've been on J-Date, I've been on Hinge, all of them. Is this week, you said you're out of your comfort zone? Yeah. Has, like, doing all the shit we did this week, like, do you feel, like, more confident now or no?

I think so. And actually, one of the things is easier, like, like, when you guys were, like, feeding me lines and shit. Like, I'm good at that stuff. Like, usually I'm kind of slow to come up with, like, comments, but if someone's, like, telling me to say something, I'll be, like, good at it. You know what just reminds you about? It reminds me of, have you ever seen that show Keys to the VIP? No. Keys in a good.

So basically there's like In Toronto. They have a show where they have four guys as judges and then they have like two guys go into like a club and they give them like lines or like scenarios with women and then they try to like pull the girl and her number and like go with her and all that. And like they critique them.

Yo, yo. Anyway, Tippy. All right. Tipy, I think to, bro, I think. Dude, that was hilarious. What the fuck I'm we talking about? I think, um, I think what's going to happen, bro?

And, like, this is something that we've all gone through and people are afraid to admit it. But, like, now that you're kind of in the spotlight, you're going to see, like, a lot more girls are coming at you. Yeah. So they're going to want to maybe sleep with you for, you know, who you are right now? Yeah.

You're cool with all that, right? Yeah, I'm fine. And just, you know, not going to be good. And that's not a bad thing, bro, either. You agree? That's basically how Sonny gets always close. That's what you tell yourself every night or what? Yeah.

He's trying to, like, just watch him for the clock chases. Yeah. Dude, same thing happened to me, but you just fuck it. It's definitely welcome, but you know, you've got to choose the right one. Yeah. You got to start slaying it all during the menry days or no? Yeah. Not like this, but here and there.

Yeah, a big upgrade. Like, yeah, like probably five or five a year maybe. Five a year. To what? Shit, 30. Damn. That's a massive upgrade. Yeah.

Do you have a Hugh Hefter robe? No. No. No. Stine was hot for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. You got a little wild there.

You cooled off a little bit. Yeah, well, you've to slow down a little bit. But I think you've got to change your tendency. too, bro. Yeah. I heard that you like to pick people up from the airport just for free. Oh my god. That's a V move, bro. That's a V move to just do that for people. Stop with the friends on shit.

Well, if someone hits you up for a ride for the airport, some random girl, you don't say yes. Send her the Uber out down. I mean, usually anybody who ask me, I usually say okay. Like, I've done it for everybody. That's a V move, bro. Unless it's your family member, then yeah. Like they're using you, dude. That's a reality. They're trying to get themselves out at Uber ride.

Because you're nice. Yeah. And I'm not trying to be either. Like, you're not being rude rude but bro like I when I saw your place and the first thing you see is like the pet goldfish like no chick's going to get turned on by that bro I mean that was a birthday present that happened to live longer than I ever expected and ever I thought I was going to die after two weeks you can't just murder the goldfish put like a shark in there no no maybe put a fucking exotic shark in there I mean so basically when I went to like something called roku on sunset it's like a hibachi table and these girls won the fish at the orange

county carnival they brought it to the birthday party they end up dropping the fish on the on the hibachi table after they done cook after they cooked all the food that is literally out of the movie bro yeah that is literally out of the 40 over two movie bro he does the same thing right i mean this is true and literally when they's pretty similar to the steve Wait, is that, does that not happen where he's like, oh, I can't see that happen? And he saves the fish. No, but I didn't spill the fish. They spilled the fish onto the hibachi table, so it's flapping around. And then they went, don't tell him I didn't feel the best fucking candidate ever, bro.

That's crazy. No, Steinie killed, Steinie did. Because you could, we could have had someone that was way harder to work with. Like, Dave doesn't look like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't get it, dude. Confidence in being too, too shy. So, Brad, once he gets a girl in a room, like what, I feel like some other people might struggle with that. Like, what do you? Advice.

Well, okay, so, I mean, the easiest one is like, okay, what do you, they know they're in the room for a reason. I think, I think you get a few, you get a few kisses in before you get into the room, right? Dim the lights and Jack Losey. Yeah, yeah, or you could be really simple. It's a little different. When they walk in your room, they know what, they know what's business. Yeah, I'm just sit right down.

You know what it is. Anyways, listen. They know why they're there. I think it's simple. If you're a room, right, you probably have a TV. The easiest one is this classic Netflix and show. You can just lay down or sit on a couch, whatever you have their setup is. Watch a movie.

I got a movie on. But first of all, if you have it, like, if you're getting them to your room, if you've already been making out with them, you've got to be like, do you want to come to my room? But here's the story where I... If they want to come and they're like, let's go, dude. Say yes. Absolutely. Turn it on, you know. But once you get them in the room, watch.

He just flashed me back to another story. I went on a date with this girl. She's a comedian. I met her at on Bacari West 3rd on sunset. And she came back to my apartment because she were going to like, you know, smoke weed or do something. And then all of a sudden, I was like, hey, you want you want to watch a movie or something? She was standing in my couch, this big massive couch, she's like standing. And I'm like, you want to sit down and watch a movie or something?

And she's like, she thought it was like, she's like, was that your Netflix and chill move? I'm not down for that. She like started freaking out because I just asked her to like watch a movie and sit on the couch. Well, you know, this is the thing. You don't just, you don't ask. You just do it. You don't get to go. You want to do this.

You got to stop with the whole like, it's almost too polite. Yeah. Like you just have to go, be like, hey, come here. And you walk to the room. You go, you sit down. You want water or something. something bring her water then you're in your room you turn it on you sit next to wherever she sits let her sit first and then sit next to her you don't ask girl oh are we okay

is it okay with this movie is it okay with you don't ask none of that she basically just be confident Dave where have you been looking previously like how do you meet any Dave hangs with a lot of chicks though that's what I'm saying like why this is so we go back to your house they think they're just smoking weed with you and you're just like yeah I've got some weed I think they're like yo you're so harmless you're such a nice guy like yeah he just wants to hang out like finally a guy that's just work out for you because like I have ever friends staying in my house right now

take care of my I know but like what the fuck why is it so surprising you I'm just trolling you okay well chill out with that oh geez are you okay you get a little sensitive no I'm not

how to work out for you bro I mean come on well you think you're the most handsome guy you're fucking asshole I just maybe that's what you need maybe that's what we're telling me he needs a little bit of that and I'm a nice guy when I do it too

maybe he needs a little asshole think about it needs to be a little bit of an asshole think about what we just said don't ask hey hey a dick a bit yeah not like Brad has fucking eight locks on his door when you walk in there it's fucking eight locks fucking like like like

like like like people introduce me as like a billionaire or something they created some story and then as soon as they put me on the spot with like the fake story i like didn't know how to follow through with their lie right you want to know what else i've learned too is and people say this is fucked up but if you have to like lie a couple times let's just say you do tell them you're a billionaire just pretend like your watch is your no but that's that's not shady for you that's shady for them because that means they only wanted to sleep with you for billions so the Jokes on them kind of for being a bad person. And one person thought I was the owner of the bar that I was, that they met me at.

That's funny. It's true. I've thought about a lot of this. Like you know you have. We know you have. You're right. Like this. I've woken up with Flights book to on Expedia, like, what the fuck's going on?

What am I doing? Yeah. Like this one girl actually legitimately thought I was the owner of this bar that, you know, I would go to a lot. And obviously I was, you know, too honest. I was like, no, I'm not an owner. And my other friend's like, it's like, why would you do that? You should have just lied and said you were the owner of the bar and see if you could have taken her home. What happened when you told her you weren't?

I mean, I don't think she ever talked to me again. Yeah, because it's a cold world, bro. Because most women, those are the women, too, that's like, if you got money, like, make it rain on them, you know, a bit. I feel you, though. If you get friends on a few times, it starts to fuck with your head, right? Mentally, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you get self-conscious about, like, I mean, you should see the women in L.A. Like, I think L.A. in Miami are the same city.

What about, what about? No. No, no, no, no. This is way easy here. L.A., there's a lot talk cases. Trust me, that's what I told you, bro. L.A., it's a different type of girl. They're looking for a different type of thing, I think.

Use and abuse. What do you think they're looking for? Using abusers. I don't know. They want like a long-term status play. Here that's for the night they could tell their friends in L.A., they want that long-term, like, cloud money for a while. They want to be stable.

They want to take you for everything you fucking have there. Like Noel, yeah. Yeah. Fuck you over, dude. Screw you over. Just have I got you to do enough for it. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.

Do you ever, like, just tell them like, hey, I like you or are our feelings for you? I have. And I've always been very. it to do that because I'm always like the second I express any feelings they're going to go they're going to like spiral and run away that's like a light way to say like hey I'm about this like this is what I'm thinking of right yeah yeah we talked about on the balcony like you got to be more confident and approaching women and you can't be you can't be scared of rejection yeah yeah wait when did all people are going to be like nine oh and fucking me giving giving nine oh

no strikes out nine out of ten times I'm sorry when did all these things start like because it sounds like all these instances with these women are like you're pretending to have this or someone's saying this lie like why did that stuff start happening oh i mean i never preting like i you know i was in a social setting where someone was just trying to be a good friend and you know get you late yeah they were trying to be a good friend like team me up so i can just you know run with it but like you know i froze like during the headlights happy dad hats helps help me it does i got to start wearing it again yeah why not we get your happy dad hat i know i said i got to start wearing it again tippy i think you just got to get your confidence up

and bro and just just go for it a little bit yeah And dude, I mean, you already have two chicks I want to fuck right now, right? Yeah, hopefully. Well, they have bad intentions, but whatever. But also, dude, you got to just, he's got to make a two-pointer. Don't be shooting threes right now. Don't be shooting threes. The other thing is, the other thing is, you got to get one off.

Don't fear rejection. Rejections. Just on to the next. I get rejected all the time. Everyone does. Yeah. That's the, that's the thing that stops me is I'm just sorry about getting rejected that I never take a chance. Yeah, he did mention the worst.

He was comparing, like, doing sales and, like, talking to people and then getting used to rejection, but then he doesn't translate that when he approaches women. So it's like you gotta have the same mentality when you're doing sales with women. Yeah, you have to close. What should our strategy be tomorrow? Do you think we should try?

I think we should try to acquire even a day kill. Because we have a day party at Strawberry Moon. Kill count. And then we have a huge break. The fight's not till 10. Oh shit. So there's a lot of chicks at the day party. I think...

Is there like a kill? I don't our first kill was a day kill. That's fucking beauty, bro. Also, be careful with the shots. Like, they will get you with the shots. Like, if they all feel like, want to take a shot, like that's when like it kind of goes downhill a little bit you know you get too drunk i mean i'm actually stunned like you know we took some shots earlier and and i'm completely sober from the shots earlier

i think the strategy is sugar shan wins tomorrow he's going to be here yeah it's going to be late by then you make sure you're by his side like you're his best fucking that's one thing we got to be cautious of though late it's going to be extremely late the fight's going to end at one sugar's going to pull up here like three three 30 wow yeah dude it's going to be it's going to be You don't want to wait till that. And I was struggling at a live at. Well, you don't think sometimes the end of the night's a good thing because then everyone's like, no. End of the night is usually three.

Like, that's when our night's going to start tomorrow. Yeah, I was struggling at live because you saw what happened. It's going to be like a 7, 8 a.m. 10 a.m. You don't have like any like roster layups that you could toss. Roster layups? Yeah. Like you saw that. Do you wing man them tomorrow, Brad?

I would. I'll do it. Yeah. Day time. Yeah, I'll do it. I think you can get it done. Put mics on? Yeah.

What mics? Yeah, we can do that. We can mic up. Yeah. I'll do it. Strawberry moon is going to be crazy to me. You should see what happened at Live. What happened to live?

I was telling him because we were behind Polly Dee at the DJ booth. We went to like a table on the other side. A bunch of girls everywhere. And I stand up on the back area, like the back seat. And this girl like approaches me. And she like at first I thought she was going to like, you know, kiss my cheek. I didn't think anything. She kisses me on the cheek.

And then all of a sudden she French kisses me, which was great. And then but the second she finished this kissing me. the guy standing next to her all I'm looking is look to my right and I see her like this and the guy like spits into her mouth and I was just completely stunned it was banks and I was like

this makes it so much more fucking hilarious when I saw this girl get spit in the mouth I was just like are you kidding me and I like I think I scurried away and ran so she French kiss you then immediately got spit in her mouth from banks yes but you said the first time you met him right so you didn't know like

I don't see if If he was in this room right now, I probably would have a hard time remembering him. Just to be honest. Wow. Shout out banks. Damn, you know, he's too funny. I'm trying to think of any other tendencies you might have to change. I mean, I can't be socially awkward if I don't know people.

Probably absolutely change that fit. Yeah. You need a, we'll get you a fit for tomorrow. Wardrobe. Yeah. Yeah. You got the roly now. Oh, yeah.

That thing is awesome. I love it. Yeah. And then Rock, I was walking the dog the other day. And I saw someone just stare at there, they were petting the dog. and staring at my watch. Yes, sir. That's fire.

It's a nice one. Do you think girls care about money or fame more? Nowadays? Fame. Well, because money comes from it. Yeah, but I also think, like, they're going to identify you by fame before having money. It's easier. I think fame for sure.

Yeah, yeah. But I think the idea of the fame around a person, they kind of think that, oh, if I'm around, I can have some of that for myself. Yeah, dude, your fucking stock tip Dave, bro. Put that in your head. Honestly, maybe you deny a couple chicks tomorrow. If you're really feeling it. Hopefully I'm in position to do that. That was funny.

Imagine that chick's confidence. Oh, yeah, she's going to go way down when she gets rejected by a guy, you know? What are you going to say? Yeah, yeah. When, no, no, when like a woman who's, like, expecting to get a bunch of guys to like... No, dude, I'm joking. Don't reject anything, bro. Take whatever you can get.

I'm serious. And I'm not saying that negatively. I mean, okay. In his case, yes. You don't care who it is, right? Like, you can't care about your virginity at this point. No, yeah, yeah. Some people care who they lose it to you?

Yeah, that's a good question. Do you care who you lose it to at this point? I mean, not to sound rude, but I don't want someone that's, like, completely gross. Of course. Fair enough. So, like, a four or five. What's your type? So when I know when we go tomorrow.

Description, blonde, you said? Yeah, like, I kind of like everybody, like, you know, blonde hair, red hair, brown hair, brunette, black hair. You don't prefer? There's not one you prefer? Not really, but I mean, I kind of, I guess you could say I kind of gravitate towards, like, like, light brown hair and, like, blondeish. No gym bro. See, I was worried about when we had this challenge because I was like, there's got to be something up.

Like, does he not like chicks? But you love chicks. Yeah, yeah. I'm just incredibly. I'm like, Lydia, I'm painfully shy. Some people don't have a bird radar at all. Like, I'll be at the gym and I'll be with the trainer. And like me and the trainer will notice a girl right away.

And like gambles will have no clue. Like, some guys don't look. You're like a looker. Yeah. I mean, you have a good bird radar. Like, if there's a bird over there, it's hot, like you know. And then you set your eyes on them. Brad's probably like that too.

You got a radar. You have a radar. Yeah, self-awareness, you know. You've got to be the room. It's all over Miami. Girls are everywhere. Didn't you, didn't you sort of go through the whole gay phase? And then you weren't, you realized you were.

It was not to do with anything. And no, I did not. Oh, I don't know. I was just curious. I was like maybe, maybe that was never a thing for you? You never thought of, okay. About what? Have you ever questioned it?

No. No. It's just me, just not knowing what to say at the right time. Because I have it, because one of the tendencies that I'm sure Stani was told is that I have a knack for saying shit at the wrong time or I say something that has nothing to do with anything anybody's talking about. That's why on my Instagram I put the king of random information because I know a bunch

of things that nobody cares about. I feel like that can work though. It works. I feel like that can work. No, that's not going to work, bro. You can't drop stupid-ass fun facts that like no, you know what I mean? It's like telling that... There's a chick out there that 100% works on. Yes, yes. But not at Strawberry Moon tomorrow. No, it depends on the situation

and scenarios. Okay, so you like taller girls, shorter girls? I mean, I would love taller girls. I don't know if they're interested in me. that's why i like yeah it can't be taller than you are you like a tits guy or a butt guy uh well at first i like tits and then and then you know as i got older kind of both that's what you learn gravitate more towards you know yes but like you towards the honey yeah but also oh nice shitter i feel like brass gonna set you up with a chick and then his in jimbro instincts are gonna kick in and then you're gonna fuck her then you're gonna be full savage

promise him right now you don't do that no i would never do that to you good no i would you do that would you do that to me or him no never never yeah i'm not even i'm not i'm not Is that off-limits? What? Like someone's a friend's ex? I would feel horrible. Like, if, well, here's the thing. If I knew who they dated previously, I would not do it because I'd have too much of a

conscience. Like, if it was your ex-girlfriend, I don't think there's a chance in hell I would do it. It's a good guy. But if I knew the girl and didn't know you or didn't know you existed. Oh, of course. You don't know the guy. Yeah. That's a good part.

That's good. Keep that. How about girls at work in the workplace? That's how drunk I am and how good-looking they are. how about you girls in a workplace no oh wait oh i'm sorry i thought you meant strippers sorry huh i thought you're talking about we said work like if you work with a girl oh yeah i mean you're on a podcast of a girl or something i mean i've i've had tons of

crushes on girls that i work with but there's always the policy that you don't you know you shit where you sleep shit where you eat it's true shit where you eat yeah you could shit where you eat as long as you just clean it up right no just get a bad in there clean it up wait where you eat it's bad you quit the job and then go after them after no absolutely okay I have one girl at work she's like she's like Dave I would ruin you oh it said try me she's like she's like I would be bad for you I would ruin you know what honestly in like a sick way bro I'm honestly kind of jealous of your situation bro because like go ahead explain because I don't know about you guys but

women have drove me crazy bro right yeah is that the hottest take of all time stupid take let's just take out maybe no we'll leave that take in I get it I see just saying but like at the same time i mean you can find good you can find good in any situation even a situation as interesting as this one yeah there's there's definitely there's got to be some good from it right oh yeah have you ever met like another guy in your situation what have you ever met like another dude like no okay i'm one of a kind okay well we gonna get this done Saturday i think we will how you feeling dave okay good wait wait wait wait i just i've i was scared going into this like i said but now that i've seen you and i've seen you you know in the zone and in an atmosphere like

I'm not, I'm not worried, bro. Yeah. Yo, I don't sabotage myself. Another really important thing. Oh, you can't, though. Why would you? I don't know. You're good.

Like, you're literally good. Yeah, I'm telling you you're good. Dude, this is the most important thing I've learned is make sure you're not wasting time either with the wrong one. So if there's a chick that you're all going to be fucking watching. Yeah. You can't get too sauce tiny too. Like, no offense.

We're partying all day. I mean, I can't guarantee you that. You got to maintain yourself. We got to be a bit. I'll do my best. We got to be a bit unselfish. We can't just be getting absolutely blacked out. But so this is a good thing to talk about.

Yeah, wingman. Yeah, no, I'm going to wing man, but that's a good thing you've mentioned. Like, in your perspective, then, when do you think is the right time to pull out? I guess we could all kind of answer this. Because, like, how do you know that she's like, I'm good? There's a time, too, when you're just like,

yeah, what are you doing after this? And they're like, oh, I'm going to hang out. I'm going to stay my friends? Yeah, Ben Haxed. Yeah. Got it. It was nice talking to you. Don't waste time.

So what's your move to get a girl from the club to your apartment? I say, yo, you want to go to my place? You should have be straight up, straight up with them. Like, what's the plan? Straight forward. Straight up, yeah. What do you say? Yo, you want a fucking absolute beast?

Dude, what the fuck? Well, no, I don't know what he says. He's like that. That was, whoa. I feel like, bro. Well, what, bro? You're like the, I don't know. You want to have the time of your life?

Like, you definitely say something like. No, you don't say that in probably. That was weird, dude. How's that weird? That's like when you said in the other pod, you're like, you definitely spit on your dick. At the beginning of the pod, yeah It's like you've like imagined some shit That's low-key funny though

That's funny, bro Like, if you're that, like if you jack off That much, I'm sure you've done some crazy shit That's why I said it Okay Yeah, whatever, it's all good Where's the craziest place you fucked? Oh shit, movie theater probably

Really? How did you make that possible? Back, way back Yeah, but no one, no one heard you? What the heck? We were quiet. Okay, you know? We were like, we knew what it was. What about you?

I don't know. I haven't done movie theater. Oh, airplane. I probably got a little like half handy in a movie theater that's about it. You know one of the girls? Is it actually fucking in a theater? That's insane. That's actually wild.

Is it airplane illegal? Commercial airplane? You fucked on a commercial airline? Can you explain to us how you pull that off? Please. I'm curious. In the bathroom? Yeah, so we were, I was going to Brazil.

Were you flying first class? Yes. Okay. But so this plane is like super big. So they have like a whole section in the middle of like bathrooms. Oh, it's one of those Exactly So there's like bigger bathrooms

In the middle of the plane Okay So you have no one's looking Yeah, so it was like Well, it was like We flew like a nighttime flight So everyone goes to sleep at some point And at some point everyone's asleep

And like people aren't just like walking around Like yeah And we kind of just She went in and then I went in Oh okay You were traveling with this person This wasn't a Randall right If it was

Okay Randolph ball in a place That'd be insane Probably the golf course One of the girls One of the girls from the speed date Whoa that's dope Wait, hold on. Wait, like, in a golf cart or like...

Golf cart. Like a back seat? Bathroom, outdoor bathroom. Whoa, dude. That's crazy. It's pretty dope. It's pretty dope. Yeah. I don't have anything that crazy.

Your house once. Shot like fucking five over two. You fuck at my house? No way. I swear I did. No way. I swear. Broke 80 that day. I did.

I stayed there when I had an early flight. This was back when you had your roommate and shit. He didn't tell you about that? No. Wait, what did you say? He fucked at my house. But yeah. What the hell?

I mean, I don't think you'd care, bro. No, I don't care. I didn't know or some shit. No, I mean, I haven't really had anything that crazy. Nah, not that wild neither. You haven't done a lot of shit yet, eh? You haven't done anal, you said, right? Not a huge.

Really? Would you eat the booty? You're about to turn 30, bro? You're almost on stock tips level? Wait, wait, wait. You've never done anal? I guess, no. So maybe I try.

How have you never done anal? Dude, it just doesn't really cross my mind. I don't know. There's some girls. You should probably try before you die, at least. I will before I don't do it all. I don't do it very often at all in any way, but like... Yeah.

What about Ian Booty? Yeah, I've done that once hammered. Oh, yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah. I mean, on the right chick, yeah. You do that a lot. Not random. No, no, no, no.

That's like some whitey shit, no, no, no. That's like some whitey shit only. Yeah, yeah. One of the girls from the speed date, she was asking you about having sex on a basketball court. Oh, yeah. There you go. You should do that. What did you say?

I literally was like, I don't know how you'd get away with it. You'd have to find a good hiding spot. It doesn't have to be at the arena, bro. fucking just beat a, like a random court. True. Yeah, like outdoor basketball court or something. Dave, let that inner fucking freak out, bro. Come on.

Yeah. And, oh, and don't forget to make them laugh. Women love when you make them laugh. Fucking, I know, hey. Yeah. Women love comedy. They just laugh. I mean, especially if they laugh at your bullshit, yeah.

God, I have so many jokes for you. I just can't say them, man. Just fire me. Right, right, just say it. No, is that why you send the dick picked out? You're just trying to. Is that why? You're trying to make a laugh?

Of course, Bradman. say that it would every time people are eating that up and I know giving girl advice every time Brad would every time Brad wants to say something by me guys batting average is fucking so low yeah I know under 100 for sure oh yeah I'm on the bench but you you are saying the right things

100% I'm just trolling you you are saying the right things you are right I'm just giving you shit man all right so we got Ryan Garcia who's going through it right now you he's your boy kind of he's at I see him at zoo I saw you actually tweeted like the nice guy you are you said you'll reach out to me

I'm pumped for his fight, but I want to party with him. It seems like he actually might need him tomorrow. Based on all I've heard, I've heard great things. I want to party with Garcia. You think he's actually messed up, or is it like a sales, sell more pay-per-views, get the attention? I genuinely, I don't know. I mean, obviously I watched, he did like a Twitter space with Tate where they were talking about it. Yeah, so what was up with that?

Yeah, I don't know. Did you listen to it? I did, I did. Do you believe what he said? I don't know. What did he say? I mean, it's not. I just saw the clips.

So I'm not too informed on it. But he said, but, like, he just said when he was two, people made him, whatever, just some weird shit. And then, like, Bohemian Grove is real. Yeah. But I have no idea. What do you guys think when you hear about all this Illuminati fucking Bohemian Grove's elitist stuff? Like, what do you actually think? I mean, I believe it.

I think there's definitely, I mean, if you consider. But, yeah, define the Illuminati. Like, what? Yeah. Well, so, so look at this, right? Like, we made YouTube videos, made content. wouldn't necessarily some people come we're in the Illuminati like yo you moved to Hollywood

you sold out you're in the Illuminati No that's but but use that as an example right Like you wouldn't necessarily just let anyone in like As a creator and like join your team and like get cloud and get views right So there's like that barrier of entry there So I just imagine whatever this group is You call it Illuminati it's it's people who have the highest barrier of entry It's like just people who are just billionaires

They move money around the world Trillionaires like all the money in the world of control. I'm assuming there's probably those people in the world who've probably talked to each other. Of course. We talk to each other. Of course. Yeah. It's silly to think it's like some... I mean, yeah, money. Money rules the world. Right. And like...

The richest people. If you don't get that, then you're a fucking idiot. Like, money rules the world. Then there's a group of people that have money. Yeah. And of course, they have influence. Exactly. So what about like P. Diddy? Oh. He's not on an Illuminae level. That's the one thing that annoys me. When people say like Illuminati, they're like, this rapper's in the Illuminati

I'm like dude this rapper's not in the those rappers are like flex that they're I know but I think that that rapper is so not even on that level like you said like that guy's work I don't know I mean I'm not saying you know I just think people boosted a little too hard

I think the Illuminati is the people that you don't know about yeah I don't know that shit's scary people who control most of the money in the world but nobody knows who they are that's the best well a lot of people know who they are but we don't really But it's always like the Ryan Garcia, like our Ice Spice that talks about it and you're just like...

Because that shit does sell now too. Yeah. Like when Lil Nas X does some like devil shit, I mean... Yeah, you get all the people loud up. It fucking, it got me mad, to be honest. Like when I saw his fucking video where he was like humping the devil and shit. Yeah. Like industry baby with Jack Harlow slaps, but that music video, the other one pissed me to fuck off.

When he was humping the devil, like I was actually angry. Yeah. Like I was just like... It's disrespectful for sure. It's just weird. And then like the blood in the shoe, do you remember that? Yeah, but it does, it does get traction. Yeah, because everyone finds out about it.

How about that other chick that did that recently, right? That girl, Doja Cat or something shit? Did she do some satanic shit? A bunch of tattoos and shit? Yeah. She had like a satanic, like, music video or something. I don't know, Doja Cat, she looked better when she had long hair. Like, the whole blonde.

Yeah. Doja Cat's a two. Shaved head. It looks like a... It just feels like people are doing like MGK getting that tattoo, too. It's just like, why do people do this shit, bro? It gets attention. Wait, wait, wait, what did MGK tattooed?

His whole body. It's like black, but he has like some lines in it. But do you, so when people say the Illuminati, they think that they're satanic. Do you believe in that? Fuck, man. I don't know. I wouldn't, I don't rule anything out on this. Yeah, at this point, like, what everything that I've seen in the way that the world's gone and the way that it seems to be going, I don't know about satanic.

There's definitely evil. It's definitely evil. Like, I definitely don't think everyone's just like in the, for the good of all people. You know what I'm saying? I don't think everyone's on that page, even though you wish it would be that simple. I don't know the details. of it you know it's definitely fucking weird man i love thinking about that though it's such an interesting thing like the people that yeah but it's weird in this situation with like the whole

ryan thing is like in my mind is like why would he joke or like joke about that or talk about that in a way to like promote just promote a fight yeah it's a bit weird i think there's obviously some truth to like what he's saying in general but i i do think a lot of people just say it for attention at the same time. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Because every time someone talks about that, it does get attention. Right. So, like, I don't really know. I mean, how would I possibly

know if he's lying or not? Yeah, obviously, I don't know the details, but yeah, it definitely gathers attention. Those, like, sort of really dividing topics. Dave, do you believe in, like, the Illuminati stuff? I'm going to say, not really, because I need to learn more about it.

Wait, are you in the Illuminati, Dave? Like, he's the one, right? He's the one. You're in L.A. a lot. When he said Illamini, the first thing I thought of was the Tom Cruise movie. Not Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks movie. He did a movie about the Illuminati. Tipi's a huge movie guy.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. You've seen every movie, haven't you? Yeah, that's a DaVinci Code. That's like the first thought that came to my head. Do you think that those people, like, created, like, the system that we're in, like, now? Like, the concept of money. Well, yes, bro. So this is the thing, like, there is actually no denying the fact that, like...

We're mentally enslaved? Yes. And also, money is, it's all a construct. It's because at one point, everything was, like, at the barter system. And you had this, so you had this. So, you had this. You gave this to that person, they gave you this. And then we created the currency system.

And that's when everything changed. And the people who owned the banks and everything. It's like a way to enslave the human race pretty much. I mean, yeah. Social security numbers, all that kind of stuff. So my thing that really gets me fucked up when I think about that is if you are admitting that, that the concept of the money and the banking system we have is a way to enslave the human population. Like, who was like the smart person that, like, thought of that.

The people at the beginning who were developing fucking these countries, basically. It's just like a next level. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's not kind of scare you that there's, are these people like more intelligent than the average person for, yeah. Well, then we started talking about like aliens and shit. And I start thinking about that.

I think Illuminati is aliens. Well, I think it's just humans advance to some crazy level. That's my theory on the world. Yeah. It's very deep. This is a very interesting conversation. But there is definitely no denying the fact that like at one point, this inventive like currency and like moving and owning banks and countries.

Because at one point it wasn't, it was just, it was just, it was just, native tribes that were like in power because of they had certain resources now it's like oh we have this these weapons and now we're in control and we're the government and we're this structure so that shit's deep it's got it has to be deep so I don't know damn this is a full seven podcast right we've really really yeah touch on all topics here I mean imagine if it was like like just the human race that was it just already so advanced and that they kind of like I don't want to say came back but like you know continue to like like that's what aliens are. It's just like humans that have so

fully evolved into this like. I think it's aliens. Yeah. But aren't aliens just humans? I think they maybe they needed a new planet to live on and they came here and they saw this planet. We're still waiting for them. There's a bunch of dumb ass animals here. But like these animals are the smartest ones. Yeah, with the consciousness. We got to enslave them and make them do everything and then they'll build everything. They'll do all this and we'll just sit back and check. So then what do you think the purpose of that would be then for them? I don't know. Maybe they needed a new planet. No, either planet was dust and they came

across Earth, they're like, damn, this shit's 70% water. They're like, this shit's lit. God did a good job here. He fucked us on our planet. They took over Earth. Are we in the fucking Truman show? Because you look at the stars and you're just like, dude, the world's so beautiful. Yeah. Are you religious tippy? No, no. I had a bar mitzvah.

You're an atheist? No, I had a bar mitzvah and then I kind of called it quits. But do you believe in God or no? I mean, not really, not in my situation. True. Nah, not in your situation. Maybe after Saturday you will. Damn, that's crazy. After you get some pussy's like, I believe you God. Thank the Lord. Do you believe in God, Brad?

Yeah. I do, too. Yeah, too. That's what I think, too. I think the earth is so beautiful and everything's like... It's too perfect. It's too perfect to be by accident, in my opinion. Do you believe in God?

Yeah, I do. Okay. You're Catholic, right? I grew up in the Catholic church, yeah? I wasn't so much of a fan of, like, the structure religion, but I definitely believe in God. That could be jokes. You could tell birds that you were like a priest, and you just stopped becoming a priest, maybe and that's why you have oh that's a crazy story maybe we could work okay if that's

going to work with miami change this doesn't work if this doesn't work next time we'll dress you up as a priest and we'll go to the club with you dress as a priest and we'll be like yo this was this was your final day like he hasn't fucked in 40 years because he's been a man of god here's funny that's insane Kyle one one year in Halloween uh in Atlanta I you know I dressed up as a blind referee and nobody oh how are you a blind referee because I I walked around with a cane I had it and had glasses and you know the whole thing looked like a priest and nobody got the joke and they thought i was just being a blind person and they're and i was walking around they're like to like dude your costume's fucked up that's a brutal costume yeah i think i got so frustrated i ended up like trashing it and walking around in my t-shirt yeah who gave you that idea are you just coming over yourself blind referee i thought it would be funny and it backfired horribly just like cosplayed a blind person i know i got some a lot of shit Do you just wrote a referee shirt?

Come on, like, you got to wear the referee shirt. What do you guys think about the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight? Interesting. Script. How so? What do you mean by script? It's just weird. Like scripted in what way? No, I don't know.

I actually really like Jake Paul. It just seems so, it's odd. The timing. It's a timing. I mean, it's obviously odd. No, he fights two, no names, beats him both. Well, the whole Jake Paul thing is like, you know, he's fighting big money fights and fights. It almost seems like that he's, like, for sure, going to win.

to keep his record nice which is like this last guy was apparently an Uber driver I don't know if that's true or not you see it on the internet but you said you said that if Mike Tyson I think even if he loses

it's like it affects his legacy but at the same time the money's so good it's like yeah but do you think if Mike Tyson got knocked out by Jake Paul people wouldn't be like

what the fuck I don't think he can though he would but like so then you think that goes both ways the whole like if Jake loses it's like well it's Mike Tyson

because I always figure Jake's goal was like It's not that big of a, yeah, it's a huge win-win for Jake Paul in this situation, yeah. No, 100%. I know that, because I always consider- This is a nice one for him. Yeah, I was considered it was this, not not necessarily Mike Tyson, but it was something like this, like he'd actually get a fight with, like, Canello and just get mobbed and be like, well, of course you lost a Canello, but get a massive payday. But now it seems like it's this. Well, this one was really random to me, I'll be honest.

When I saw it, I was just like, what the fuck? What's what's posting the old footage of this guy being like, he's, you know, when he promotes it? Well, huh? It's just to compare. He posted, but he posted like a four-year-old video to compare. And he's like, my guy, his training guy sent this last week or something. Oh, like, what's with that? Because, like, he was still in, like, he was like, 53 at the time.

And he's still that fast, that quick, that show. How old is, Mike? Is he 50? 57. He's going to be 58 at the fight. At the fight. I still think he wins. And that's old as fuck.

He's almost 60. Yeah, but he's still like four years ago. You're still like. But do you see the clip of him talking to Joe Rogan about that clip, which was four years ago? After he did that, like, that clip, he said he was in bed for, like, like just, I don't know, a day is just recovering. Tyson? Yes.

So I'm just, the question is like, what's that going to be? Is that a real boxing fight? Is it an exhibition? Well, yeah, here's the thing is,

how motivated do you think Mike is to, like get in shape and have a training camp? Like, you think he's going to do that? Probably not, right? So what does it look like? Does Jake just mop him up?

Mike definitely stays in shape. Yeah. I just don't know how serious. But it's like the Mayweather fight with Logan and Paul. Like you think it's an exhibition. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

It's the same thing as like the Logan Floyd fight. I look at it. But Floyd was trying to finish Logan. Yeah. It wasn't. He was landing shots on him, bro. Towards the end of the fight. I guess Logan's also a big boy, so it's quite hard to knock him out.

Yeah, I don't know. It's interesting. I mean, why would Floyd not try to knock Logan out? Because why does he give a fuck? I mean, he just wants to knock him out, bro. Yeah. But I don't think he cares, bro. That's what I'm saying is I think these guys are just like, dude, easy money bag.

Yeah, they do think that, too. But I'm sure Floyd was trying to knock Logan out. I think he was landing a lot of shots on him. A most reasonable exhibition fight right now, I think is the Pacio and maybe. and Mayweather rematch. I think that's happening in May. That's more realistic. Like, they're both out of sort of like.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'd love to see that. Like, they're both older and both in the same eras. That's like, I don't know, in wrestling, like, Hulk Hogan facing like Logan Paul right now. That's like, it doesn't make sense. I wonder how much Netflix is paying them. A lot.

A lot. Because that's like their first streaming thing that they've ever really done. That's like live streaming. Yeah. Must be insane. Because like, um, even... It's a huge W for Jake. Because even Netflix.

Crazy. Crazy. Massive W for Jay Goggison. Even Netflix is signing with WWE to stream Monday Night Raw. Holy shit. So it's like if they're able to stream this boxing fight and then obviously WWE coming in next year, it's like Netflix is just going to take over with the streaming. It's just starting to feel like just celebrity death match, like the clay thing.

You remember that? Oh, that was the best shit ever. This is what it feels like to me. Yeah. What was your favorite cartoon growing up, honestly? Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. Goku?

That guy just, do you think I'm like Goku right now? Not at all. Okay. So what's your, what's your prediction for that fight? I would say Jake by... Fuck, man. Goes the distance and Jake wins. Jake, by decision, if it's under decision, probably Mike would win if, hopefully, a knockout.

If, if he does, right? But decision is Jake. I don't even want to call these fights because it's like, I don't know what the fuck it really is. But I feel like there's more money in the future for Jake to continue fighting. So it makes sense that Jake would win to continue to get, like, bags. I mean, Jake clearly has fucking knockout power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is, like, Jake is...

That's the thing. Yeah. How heavy is Mike? 200 like tyrant woodley weighed like what 170 maybe how much he's 2 30 yeah Tyson's big yeah yeah yeah like boxing heavyweights the thing is like 200 something i mean he's almost 60 though I don't know this whole thing's just weird yeah so but I think the like the like the money for them to continue not necessarily like is there's more money and jake continuing to keep the w to keep going so what you think Jake I mean I think Tyson should be able to knock it I think Tyson's

got enough skill to get him with one punch, whether it's an uppercut or something when he's not paying attention. But yeah, I know, like, Jake is 100% going to want to knockout Tyson. For sure. I don't think it's going to be a knockout. I think it's just going to go a decision. That's a goal. But, like, realistically, like, Tyson's going to expect that.

So it probably goes to distance. To me, it almost feels like it's going to be like a more aggressive spar. Yeah. I'll be honest. In my opinion, if I was like, hey, we're going to do this. Because, like, both professional fighters are fighting enough to know, like, hey, this is what sparring is like, to go in and do that without headgear and you know so what you think that they just both agree on that

my personal opinion yeah yeah i don't think they're going in there to kill each other fun yeah they're both going in to make a fuck ton of money and like i think someone can get the w it doesn't really matter might be happy but i don't think they're going to go into to kill each other which you'll be able to see i think like if i'm wrong you'll go watch it and if he's really going for them knockouts and when is it by the way i think july all right saturday let's let's fucking get this shit down yeah we'll lock it absolutely ready yeah I'm ready. If you guys are watching, we're going to be posting the NELC video next Monday.

So this Monday, what is it? March 18th, yeah, right? March 18th, it's going to be up on NELC. We haven't uploaded it in like four months. People are going to love you on YouTube. Yeah, get ready, Dave. Any last words, stock tip? Hopefully it's a successful weekend.

It will be. Make sure you're watching our Snapchat and shit. If you guys want to see it go down live. Or no, it's already happened. Never mind. All right, boys. Easy. Sweet.

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