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It's nice
It's nicer than this house
It's nicer than this house
I mean I don't even know
This house is fucking
I was
This house is sick
no it is a crib it is amazing wait i was telling i was telling them it's the demelio's old
house huh i was telling them you were flexing on me telling it was the demilio's old house
dude i by the way i was not flexing you were flexing it no he called me and he's like yo
it's the demilio's old house like their netflix is still logged into my account like
he's like i took a photo and dm to dixie they're not going to live in like a shithole
so that was kind of like letting him know like what to expect did you say the thing about
the netflix though it's hilarious uh they're logged in i got all their log in
What are they watching?
I don't know.
I honestly didn't really look at that.
Like what's on there like currently like still watching.
Did you check that out?
You probably clicked all the continue watching and like.
No, I didn't, bro.
Not.
Six month least or like a year?
Four, four.
And also why do, why are you here?
Why did you come back to L.A.?
Why did all?
Dude, I'm here.
Why are you?
Me and Brad have been holding down the shit whole fucking city.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
You're the fucking new.
We'll get to you.
You know how much love I've, I love it.
Real quick.
But just you just got one of each other stories and we're all like supporting each other.
Oh my fucking God, dude.
This motherfucker.
You know, this is such a treat.
Get this guy a lab mic.
This is a treat.
Fucking way.
Get men or you a lab mic.
Bob, I love you.
Yeah, yo, can he?
Oh, this just got fucking crazy.
It's going on.
It's got any minute.
It's because you gave back your peak up?
You're going to go get miced up over there.
Oh, this is getting good.
All right.
Well, as you guys could see, we got a crazy episode.
today we got Mike on
Steinie me we got Nick
and we got Brad on obviously
Is that really is he is that him
Yeah that really Bob Manor? Yeah that's not a clone
We just thought we'd go for a complete shit show episode
Just get a bunch of the boys I mean we wanted to do this for a while
Like a round table type episode
Yeah which I think we should do more so I love this
You guys should do you Bob and Brad should do a pod
I think
Who's the who's the who's the
Are you the oldest out of you three? I would assume I'm older than everyone
But Bob's 37
Yeah, I'm 39
Yeah, he's the oldest
I'm literally
Bob 35
You guys are kind of like the old heads
I old head pod
Bob is like
When I see Bob
It's like seeing myself in 2004
Okay so we know where you were at it
2004
Yeah exactly
Dude I'm not
Mike 2
You are you're like Mike 2.0
This is gonna be too fun
Huh?
Yeah you are
I
That to me is a compliment
No no no no no I know that
I love his content
I love his content
I told him this
in Vegas
when you told me the number to bet on
and it hit for like 4K
Right and some of it went back to your audience
But I told them that I said dude
You're a giveaway for us
Nick's content is very
It's very good
It's very fast-paced
It's exactly within the vein
It's what YouTube is missing
And I think to tell me that
The baton potentially was passed
To him would be a compliment
Nick's killing him
I think he's an incredible creator
You obviously have a good team too right
Like you're always posting Alex
Like he's doing fucking all-nighters to
Yeah
Honestly, it is a team.
I definitely cannot do it on my own.
Alex grinds 24-7.
I don't think he's had a break in a year in a couple months.
James, my producer.
I mean, everything we just post every Sunday.
Like, we have some weeks there, you know, aren't as good.
Yeah, I think you could see the grind from the outside, too.
You've got to miss one week of, right?
I think that's the biggest thing.
We knew once it started going that we just couldn't miss a week.
No, we've not missed a week.
Yeah, that's impressive.
I appreciate it, man.
So, by the way, dude, honestly.
Are you going to get in trouble?
being on this or no?
Absolutely not.
Because we used to have a little more impulsive
send back and forth.
Oh, this is going to get good.
Oh, my God.
No, I mean, I think, listen,
like, we both came up
on YouTube around the same time, and I think
it's always been healthy competition.
I mean, it...
We dropped Trump.
That was like our not like us by Kendrick Lamont.
It was back and forth, and then we just
dropped Trump.
No, I think you mean...
In a way.
In a way, but like...
I don't know. Trump was Meet the Grams and then Elon.
Elon was not like us.
We've had some legendary, legendary episode.
Tyson was all time.
I mean, listen, like, I think, I think from a guest standpoint,
you guys have always had really top-tiered guests.
Oh, really.
You guys have always had really top-tiered guests.
You know where they had top-tier guests?
Hate to sell.
This is crazy.
You weren't on for Elon.
You see what I'm saying?
No, I mean that.
What do you fail by?
In what way?
Dude, you got to follow this guy on Twitter.
It's like the most capital obvious shit.
How is I, how is me giving Koolan?
and flowers to somebody that are to someone whose product I respect how is that a
politically correct answer you don't know what do you want me to say to him Stiney
like like Nick you're off your show are you want to be honest just like that Nick
you're killing it we don't need like a five minute he didn't sleep last night by
listen let me let me let me let me tell you something that is Stiney let me tell you
something really you haven't slept by the way this guy this guy went to Barney's at
like you shut me with the fucking group which by the way great fucking good guys just
Next time.
You have the most random guy of ever team.
Explain the situation.
No, I'm not going to get into things.
No, he's a fucking.
What did you guys do last night, Stiney?
Oh, boy.
All night.
Because I was walking into the gym at 7 a.m. today, and I got a face time from Bob.
And him and Stiney were still up.
Oh, okay.
We were playing poker all night.
We were just, we got in, like, we were supposed to be an instant night,
but then we decided all of us get together and play poker game.
They got a little out of control.
A lot of action.
You two got to stop hanging out, like, all the time.
You guys are bad together.
Oh, yeah.
No, I've already know this.
I got the guy.
I was the only guy who fucking showed up for his 30th birthday
that didn't even exist party and he gave away by the way peta cancel him
he gave away the fucking bird that I gave him God knows where that fucking thing is
he gave away the bird and I gave a donate you actually cost me money no you're
trying to protect yourself you fucking probably I swear to God you could have been a father
that's like how crazy of a gift is that it's it was insane like to give someone a
to assume that someone wants a but but it's also what I would expect men or he to give someone as a gift
But that's also what you needed, bro.
You're out all the time and doing your shit.
Dude, a bird is a facility.
You couldn't last 14 hours taking care of a bird?
I mean, it did live for 30 years, I found out.
It's every 15 minutes on Google, if you Google it.
It's shits every 15 minutes.
My house smelled like shit.
I actually felt Loki bad because I slept to Stonnie's that night.
And they lived for 35 years.
Yeah, you bought you a gift that will last a lifetime.
Thank you, Mike.
I thought it was very nice.
Thanks, Mike.
Steinie got a brand new crib.
And actually, you know what's funny about it?
I think you fucking killed the bird.
Is that true?
I haven't been invited to Steinbe.
He doesn't even come by yet.
I've asked to come.
I just showed up.
Stine always starts with like,
yo, you can come stay at my crib.
I have three extra rooms.
Then when you actually ask him to stay,
he doesn't let you.
He's like,
he's the worst.
He always does that.
And then he'll flip it on me and be like,
yo, you haven't come to my crib.
Stiney is the,
I love Stiney.
I think he's hilarious,
funny guy.
He is the worst.
Well, then why do you?
I'm so fucking mad at you.
I'm so fucking mad at you.
I'm going to show you guys something.
I'm gonna go get Bob's suitcase right now
I want to show you what he shows up to my house
Get the suitcase get it
That's fine
Get the suitcase
But here's a deal
You're fucking a dead man
He's a lot
He's a dead man
I'm so mad at what's going on
I can't talk about it
He's just like he's a fucking idiot
I'm sorry full said people
Who wanted information
He's a fucking cock something last night
That happened?
It's a buildup
Okay
Sounds like a lot
So anyway
Let's we got a lot of mics
Who are you fucking nowadays?
Who are you fucking nowadays?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wow.
this room is open anything what no no no i can't say that i can't say who's he
what is this turn into fucking the view i thought there's the fold that back out two mics you have
two mics you have the lab mic on oh i didn't know that's my pop pop pop i'm sorry why am i the only
what the fuck you better fuck don't talk to my house with this nothing else yeah you know why
you're like yeah so so he's got the fucking mouthwash on the bottom of shit too so so
So here's the deal, this is the situation by this.
I, uh, we did, this was no fault.
This guy's gonna insult me.
What the fuck is my shit doing in here?
Bro, this is, I brought it.
Is this, is this, is this, is this re, is that actually real?
Yes, he's, I said, oh, I'm coming up with myself.
We'll tell what I'm Mike?
Wait, was he moving here?
Here, get this shit out of here.
I got you, I got you.
This is not a, I am not in a good mood today.
I swear to God, I love everybody.
I am not in a good mood, so everybody can fucking come at me all they want.
Bob, can I ask you, can I ask you a legitimate question with all,
all jokes aside.
Yes, Michael, you can.
Go ahead. You have the floor.
It's not a question. It's actually a statement.
Okay. Make your, make your fucking statement.
So the reason we all brought you here today.
Oh, God.
It's because we wanted to sit you down and talk.
This is an intervention.
It actually is.
I love that.
Well, that's great. I really appreciate the concern.
Bob's mother.
Bob.
Bob's mom.
Don't do that to be really.
I can do imagine.
She's a little late.
It's been a heartfelt moment.
You know, obviously what I do is this.
Like, some people can say, like, Bob, you get a little out of control.
I do.
I'm a little reckless sometimes.
but uh are you doing are you doing drugs i know i actually don't touch anything
are you sure bob are you sure why is there me why i can't you laughing at that because bob look
at me yeah mike he doesn't touch it with his fingers i like i read your fucking book all right i got it
but i'm just saying i used to smoke crack oh no like like no no you know what i didn't
go back we can talk about no i do no i do no other drugs but i do have a tendency sometimes
if i really need a hyperfocus to take a little bit more prescription but i should
So we'll work on that, okay, guys?
I mean, I'm not judging you.
I was just curious as, because I went on Bradley's show six months ago,
and I made a statement there that you may be one of my favorite people to watch on the internet.
I don't think that there's anyone currently, besides people will probably talk about today, like Ryan Garcia,
who is more unhinged, more just lost as a human than you, and I don't mean that in a bad.
And I don't mean that a bad way.
I just mean it is in the shit you do is fucking insane.
There are a lot of people who show concern.
I get that.
I agree.
I mean,
I agree that our tendencies where we got a little while.
I went to a lot of the past couple years.
So I had to,
you know,
have you ever thought about like a like a retreat?
Like a five or seven day like you put your phone down.
You fucking just go and like actually like turn off.
I just bet him for golf.
If I won,
he had to go to rehab.
Yeah.
Well,
we have a retreat coming up actually.
Didn't you win?
We have a retreat.
We lost the second match.
Yeah.
Exactly. Amy Winehouse, the finest.
Anyways, no, Mike, Mike, Mike, I'm not being like in hyperdenial.
I'll be the first one to admit, like, yes, I'm a fucking wild man.
But at the end of the day, we do have a retreat coming.
We will be in Canada, and everybody shall tune in to the stream
because you want to see real fucking high-state gamblers play.
I will not drop the site, but go now because we need the fucking money.
So sign up and do all that.
You know, actually, now that I think of it, some degenerate gambling is exactly what you do.
I'm going on a gambling retreat.
That's his birthday, dude.
Anyways, Brad.
Yeah.
Good to see you, buddy.
I'm just enjoying the show, man.
Six mics might have been a bit of a bit much, right?
I'm trying to be calm.
Trying to do it, right?
Honestly, this kind of goes back to the Ryan Garcia and the Logan Paul thing.
I had a crazy idea, okay?
So they've been beefing.
There's, like, there's lawsuits.
You probably know more about than I do.
I was.
I think that this could be the greatest play ever in WWE.
I think they just need to settle it.
I think they need to settle it either
Did you see the video that Logan made today
Where he said Texas has mutual combat law where
If they were to fight outside the courthouse
If it's an agreed upon mutually consent to two combat
They can just fight in the fucking street there and it's legal
I'll take the winner
Yeah I'll take the winner
No one even reacted to that Brad Brad
I want to stick on this is that real
I'm too much about fighting and not fall
No yeah I agree
I agree with you really are yeah I agree
You talk about fighting
Every podcast. This is a real exclusive. I'm not kidding. I just not. Like, this could be the craziest playing WWE. Like, they could do some crazy shit. You do. You asked how many fucking people do you ask if they could beat you in a street fight? I mean, 100 people. I mean, yeah. But you've never been in one. He's got a week fight. Okay. Well, not since you asked 100 people. I can already get mad. I can already get mad. I can already get kind of red. No, no. He's, he's on his ayahuasca bullshit. Are you, are you, are you cool with Ryan and Logan? Are you guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I saw you and Logan had beef for a little bit. Who hasn't Logan going back and forward? Like, like,
Like, at the end of the day, let's be honest.
Like, he's, he's, he's been at it with every person.
I have a real.
He always takes shots.
He takes little shots.
He was taking shots at us a lot, too.
He takes shots.
He also has to defend against a lot.
Yeah.
He's under fucking, he's under the gun constantly.
He's like, one of the most hated fucking people in the world.
You know what I just figured like it could be like, you know, the KSI thing.
They made prime after, you know, the beef, they hate each other.
You want to fight Logan and then start her hydration back.
No, I thought him and Ryan could do something.
What do you guys think about what Garcia is, like, his mental state?
Oh, it's so entertaining.
He's very
That's not what he's asking
He's, I think he's fine
He's fine, you're fucking stupid
Wow, I was with him two weeks ago
Did he call this dude?
Listen, yes, I'll tell you
I think that he embellishes it on the internet
Yeah, I think so
No, he doesn't
No, he doesn't
When we were with him, Kyle, he was fine
Bradley, we talked about this before
I think he's playing the game
So, yeah, he's promoting fights
You're getting numbers
Dude, we had him on the pod
And he was
After the pod, he was completely chill
Is Bob playing the game?
He went to a hockey game?
No, absolutely not
Yes he is
Guys
Guys, first one, and I hope you all knows the room, I don't give two fucks.
That's such a lot.
Yeah.
I don't give two fucks about the fame shit, the clout shit.
You do, you're such a liar, bro.
You literally text when you said everything I do was viral yesterday, bro.
No, no, I think that, I think that, but did I say that exact words?
Yeah, I can show you the text.
Okay, well, how did these through staying each other?
No, dude.
Bob, that you do care about it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's my question.
Where do you draw the line?
on when someone
proposes to be
or is supposed to be a
ultra-Christian
proponent, someone
that, you know, believes in doing X, Y, and Z
and then is a complete
and utter walking contradiction of that.
I love that. You said that. I love that. You know what I'm
saying? Like, you don't have to ask, like,
is it all fake or whatever?
But if he's after, if he's after
some semblance of
creating a, uh,
an image of himself
then when he posts about Christ
he posts about religion
he posts about how Christ will save you
but then literally in the next tweet
it's I'm marrying this porn star
I'm fucking this porn star tonight
it's all for clicks so that's fine if it's all for clicks
a lot of a lot of creators do that
I don't think he gives a fuck
that's what I that's what I think too right
you start to decide with like thinking Ryan
Ryan Ryan's a good friend of mine whatever
but when you start to like fire shots
like he's just like reckless
like McGregor Mike what are you saying
A lot of...
No, McGregor took shots
at him first.
This is very...
You're right.
You're right.
Apologies.
That's fair, right?
You agree.
I think it's great.
He's fucking...
He's now, like,
one of the biggest...
He always was,
but he's one of the biggest names
in boxing now, too.
Well, like, everyone's going to...
But do you not, like...
I don't know.
To me, to me and this has nothing to do with LP
or anything,
because I've gotten into it with Ryan before, too.
I just, it just seems corny to me.
It seems corny to me.
Like, it's just so like, it's so like...
It's like, it's like, it's like this unending flow of tweets about, about, started with Bohemian Grove, then went to porn stars, then Jesus, then if, if, if, if you like that low hanging, just stupid fucking fruit, then he should pause now.
I feel like he's trolling similar to how like Andrew Tate.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
And also he should pause a little bit.
Yeah, but Andrew Tate's stuff is intelligent.
Yeah, but lately have you seen it?
He says, wasn't with the girl shit.
Like when you, when you, when Tate was talking about chicks and stuff, like saying like, I'm, if I have an only fan's girl, I'm going to take 100% of her earnings. Like, he's obviously not doing that. But he gets people talking. I didn't know if he was or not. I don't think he was.
Bro, I've been paying attention to shit and that shit has me tuned in. Okay. All right. So let's talk specifically about Ryan and. Are those tweets because, excuse me, he's tweeting like a conversation between him and Logan, which is crazy as shit. If what Logan is. See, maybe this is. Maybe I should, maybe I should, maybe I should preface this. Maybe that's why I get a little bit more fired up about it.
because we've been on the receiving end of it.
Like he, he fabricates and Photoshop shit comes at us,
comes at Logan.
I've been nothing but nice to Ryan Garcia.
I've reached out to him in, on camera,
you're a nice guy, Mike.
I want to say that.
I appreciate it.
You actually are.
I want to be honest to you.
You're nice guy.
Go ahead.
But I've reached out to him multiple times and ask him,
yo, like, are you good?
We've talked on live.
We talked off live.
I've had mental health conversations with him a million times.
He has that with me.
He calls out front of him.
having a lot that's entertaining like it's crazy but it's but it's a little too much though but
but you don't own a share of a multi-billion dollar corporation that is being affected by the lunacy
that's coming out of this kid's fucking mouth but i saw what logan said today too he said i mean
prime's a target and that's what's going to happen it is it is happy daddy and it's fine and it's
fine when you're happy dad dick you already tried that but yeah oh we're actually nice char see is a
Garcia's a little better than you.
Well, here's it.
We get, like again, don't break Dane in the room.
We let you out the hook.
I'll tell you that, buddy.
Oh, my God.
We let you have been like a,
whew, goodbye, happy.
Those text messages,
it is crazy to say the stuff that is said
and to post it.
Brad.
Like, he photoshopped a text message that Logan said,
like, what was it?
You're going to end up, like, the kids in Gaza or something like that.
Yeah, that is a little crazy.
People can tell that's fake, though.
It doesn't matter.
No, I know.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
But do you just.
You just go to a part of the world.
Like, this is a conversation that we've had on your show a million times.
Unfortunately, the line between reality and fiction is so blurred nowadays.
Especially now.
Especially when you unfortunately deal with the average IQ of the internet consumer,
where there's a lot of people who read that and thought Logan Paul was saying,
you're going to end up like the kids in Gaza or whatever it was.
Insane.
That's fun.
That's casual.
That's not cool.
Like that went through Ryan's mind
He had a Photoshop text message made
And then he was he had the wherewithal
Or lack thereof to post it on fucking Twitter
So like so like you can call anything entertaining nowadays
I don't agree with that
There has to be a line
There has to be a line you know what I'm saying
Yeah because then it's like what are we doing
For like self enrichment is it just about self enrichment
Or is it actually about like helping kids
Or helping people who are like hurt by this fucking war
and like it just becomes weird
that's when it became weird for me
I'm gonna roll I'm gonna roll back on all this
if you find it entertaining
if the people watching it find it entertaining
and they look at me and they're like
he's being a fucking Karen
he's being a fucking four year old Karen
whatever the fuck watch it laugh at it
it's not my place to call it
no I think when he's making up fake text and shit
that's too cool but as far as prime's concerned
yeah if you take if you take shots
at a at a brand
a conglomerate and say that there are
deadly chemicals in it and that
people are getting whatever diseases from it, dude, you're going to get fucking served,
especially anybody in the streets can say it.
But if you have a platform, someone else who said that?
No, Ryan.
Ryan, and then he just adds, like, allegedly.
Like, he'll just tweet allegedly, like, three tweets after it and think it's going to cover
him.
He's going to get fucking sued into the ground.
If you're a normal person, but when you have a platform of 20, 30 million and you're
taking these shots at a brand, you're going to get smoke for it.
You know, does he lose his loss if he gets with the PDs?
I was wondering that, too, like if he loses his win.
Because his test came back again and he said he still...
How does it work with the money?
Do we really care?
It's just crazy how you can't even believe anything on the internet anymore.
See, his bias is I'll sound, I actually don't, I'm not going to speak on the test.
I don't know if, I don't know if that's true.
I'll, I'll, I'll wait until there's more conclusive evidence.
Two tests came back that said he had a low level of, um, a strain.
Yeah, yeah, in his system and they're going to go to hair test now.
By the way, this is like, this is so hard.
and nuance for like an audience to understand
but I can speak against Ryan on one topic
and then be on his side on another topic
that's called life there's gray fucking areas
in this world bro like he's fucking up in some places
and I don't believe he should be indicted on
on stuff until we know for sure that he
that he took those drugs how big of the impact
does that change his fight like is it some huge deal
they don't know
I don't know what I went to the fight with you
and you left after the first round
took me to the fight and then you like
just said I'm gonna go to the bathroom and you left
That's classic menry
Yeah
I mean it was just a little
Wait you fought mennery
No no no he talked
He promised the Ryan Garcia
Oh yeah he tried to get me dude
He tried to do a fucking vlog with me
Nick
And fucking like trying to act like
I like can't get pussy and shit
Like that's not true at all
No like I love you
You're doing a great job
You're doing a great job
I'm saying like you know
So what I did is when he came to fucking do the video
I was like bro like I'm good
I don't need your help
And like I didn't
He switched the whole plan
I had a whole plan
I didn't show up for his yacht party
Where the fuck he planned
And I just took him to fight
You did an amazing job
We don't have a baby
Nick, I know the answer's you
But out of these two
Who closes me?
Bro, are you out of your fuck?
I hope you're worse
No, no girls love this guy right here
He talks and they somehow fall in love
With everything he says
Yeah, I have the way of words
No, dude, you fucking
Here we go
Dude, okay, I told him the chick that fake this dude
There's this account DMing him
Biggest smoke show I've ever seen
Not even a thousand followers
The defense is not rest your name is like
Ashley loves girls underscores
And he's DMing some guys
The fake is the fake is the kind of ever seen
He's like dude do you think this is real
And she literally messaged him and she goes
I need to get my followers up
Like I think you'd be really good for that
What were the demands
Do you mind if I bring in my
You know the guy that would be every single day
My assistant Noah
And he can tell you the honest truth
Of how many chicks
And it's something like Rachel said
I think I think we're gonna know
Okay well I'd also believe it Bob
I just like for me like
I would never say something like that
But like more than
everything, Mike. I'm running through everything.
No, he gets laid a lot, for sure, bro.
Yeah, no shit. A lot of pros, though.
Yeah, nothing. A lot of pros.
Zero. I had an addiction.
And you have to have two weeks. That was it.
But, like, who are these? I see them. You're at Barney's Beanery a lot.
Yeah, that was a pro. I love that bars.
Yeah. No, but we went out. All the girls loved you. You were, I don't know what you say.
Bro, I shoot game like low key. I don't like to like.
You put every girl you wheel on your story. What do you mean?
You also just in. How is that low key?
Amazing. Cool.
I don't give a fuck. Here's a story. Oh, it's great. I was. Craig.
Craig, whatever.
That's fine, but it's not low-key.
You can't say you're low-key.
You are the opposite of low-key.
Everyone knows every chick you're ever wins.
No, they don't.
Well, no.
Wait, Bob, I'll bet.
I did it for a long time.
I did it for a very long time.
Mike was a huge tagger on the IG.
Here's the deal.
It's a smart play, though.
No, no, well, it is.
It is.
It is.
Steinie picked up on that one, too.
Has anybody ever had a traumatic?
Stine would be like, yo, Mike's, he just tags them
and like, they love it.
Like, we got to start doing that.
But it's not, no, so you're missing it.
It wasn't about, it wasn't about what it was for them.
It was always just a good play for the content.
And the other, the other chicks see it though, too.
And they're like, yo.
Bro, it was a thing for a long time.
I don't like actually going to tag chicks, bro.
Like, you're an idiot.
I don't do that, bro.
I literally just low-key snipe everything.
I don't know why.
I'm good at what I do.
Remember the chick in Vegas, bro, when we were screaming?
Which one?
That was a guy, bro.
100%.
Oh, my God.
Again, here he goes.
This is funny thing about Stani, first and foremost, okay?
Where I come from, nothing against gay people or anything like that,
do not fucking ever say that again, because we don't...
Brad's told me, you pointed to that.
You could have a billion dollars in a fucking basket right now, a billion.
A billion dollars in a basket, be a big basket.
And the hottest chick of the world is fucking right there, fucking ready to go.
And my boy walks in, and he's like, yo, let's double team this bitch.
Okay, keep going.
And I don't mean to say that about women, but like, you know.
What are you saying?
For a billion?
I would not ever
be in the same room as a cock
Oh, I'm double teaming with my boy
For a billion
Fast if it's a dude
What the fuck?
No, no, like, wait on a dude
They said it was a dude, it was a dude?
Two dudes one chick
I'm a fuck for a bill?
Are you fucking serious?
You've never, you've never run
You've never, never run up training
I never have either
I never have either
40 fucking years old
You come from a
No, no stop why does it be
You're rounding up.
Actually, you know what's fucked up?
He's older than you.
That's fine.
He is right.
I hate what people do that to me.
Guys, you come from a...
Guys, real quick.
Pull the room.
Wait.
Yes or no, Brad.
Two dicks in the room.
Are you doing it?
Everybody's done that.
Yo, no, I haven't done that.
What's up?
Wait, Mike.
I think for some people...
Some people out there watching that haven't done that.
What is that?
Well, no, not even necessarily...
Okay, let me ask you this question.
Because here's a scenario that...
Nice pivot off your little dick session.
Is it just to be homies or what's the point of doing that?
No.
Oh, man, we're bros.
Oh, so you're on my side.
I've never done that.
Boom.
No, but here's this scenario.
But for a billion, though?
I swear, bro.
Because, no, for a billion's a different, my buddy.
I would literally.
I would literally.
I would have to touch the cock.
You just like, no, because, like, it would be there.
It would just be, like, weird.
Do you watch porn, Bob?
Do I watch porn?
No, I don't really have to.
You never watch porn.
Never jerked off the porn.
Of course, I've jerked off the porn.
I'm that fired.
Dick pics is fucking, I don't give a fuck way.
Wait, where you're going with this?
Yeah, bro.
I'm just saying he's watched.
I've said about probably like three in my life,
but it was never like unsolicited.
It was always like, we're talking dirty, we're fucking, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't get them.
Do you feel good about your, your, this bone?
Oh, my God.
Bob, let me ask you this question.
Dude, no one talks about their dick one than this guy.
Really?
No, I'm not talking about, by the way, first of all,
way too much dick talking this room.
But I'm saying we're getting really defensive.
Bob, can I ask you, Bob, can I ask you one question?
Go call the last 10 girls on the phone.
Go ask him.
Bob, what if it was.
I know, we'll stop asking him.
fucking dick then go ahead what if it was more than one girl what you mean like
what if it was more like okay so some me no no no what if there was like three
girls and like two guys and it was kind of like everybody was just having a
black no man what's your what's your what's your deal with that by the way by the way
you weren't by the way if you were coming from a place of like supreme
morality and religious reasoning I would I would have already backed off
but you're a fucking lunatic so I'm curious why that is where you draw the line
would do it for sure dude that's fine anyways I
I feel like Bob's the one-on-one connection guy.
Like, you like having that one-on-one.
Great missionary.
Yeah, I know.
There's a very infamous story.
Stare you down the whole time.
But that was back in my old days.
Let's Danny watch.
Let the boy watch.
This is crazy, man.
You're the cuck for us.
Yeah, I love that word.
What does that even mean?
Because if people talk, your little fucking 14-year-old friends.
A cuck is when you like to watch your girl got fucked by another guy.
No, what happens when my girl gets,
besides, like, all my buddies, and they pull up.
about a house and pit him in a fucking van and tie him up and sorry what we're talking about crimes
he thinks he has like shooters bro he hasn't he has nobody bro bob can i no you do think that
that's why he left that's the boxing thing no you are gonna think this is bro it was round one
and you left the boxing match and you thought someone was going to shoot you no i'm saying he thinks he
has guys like that out there that will it's tie somebody let me just ask this let me just have that
bro let me just guys this you hang out with me every day who was at that car game i do not mention
names but you had to say that we one man sent by me it was pretty dangerous oh yeah who was that
i was gonna say um garcia so do you think let's get let's get back out of jack i agree now i love
i said 40 minutes ago now who do you want to fuck more than anybody in the world right now that you
haven't bob you are fucking horny i know it's weird you don't have any fucking words of advice
or something you could tell this guy i mean i need more time with them there's a reason why i keep
aiming everything i have back at him bro i cannot i said i said earlier selim may be the hardest
person in the world to figure out but Bob might have a beat bro for what you Bob you
bro I'm like just a low-key really really nice person and I just sometimes fuck up a lot
so that's it is that so if you if your tombstone got printed today god forbid would you
say that that would be the script that was on it really nice guy who happens to just
fuck up a lot is that what you know probably yeah you are you are you are you are not a bad
guy and have a wait don't not that is a horrible thing because that's kind of pivoting way
Love's a good guy
No, but some people think he's a bad guy
He's not a bad guy
I don't know how you say it's bad
I don't know how you say bad bad guy
You're not a bad guy, I'm not a bad guy
You're a good guy dude for real
Yeah, he has a good heart
But sometimes he just
It's blinding
He kind of reminds me of Chris Farley and Tommy boy
Have you guys seen
Do you see that a little bit?
Great movie
Great movie but that's not a good comparison
I don't think
Not from a weight standpoint
But just his his like demeanor
No he's Billy Madison bro
I want to that's what I think he's got to do
All right, back to Garcia, go, go.
Not Garcia, creep it off.
No, no, no, because what is this?
We're just going to talk about Bob, the whole fucking...
No, no, we're talking about this.
I think we've got to talk about this, honestly, because I really want to know.
Who's one girl, I really want to know, and this is the last horny fucking thing I'll talk about.
Who's one girl right now, snap?
I have a Cuban girlfriend.
It doesn't matter.
Who does not allow me haul passes.
If I even answer this question, there will be a bullet will come through that window and three fucking...
Brad knows.
Yeah, it's not good.
Yo, why don't you just answer if you want to fucking know that?
I don't know.
Nick, how's your situation, like, like, is there any, like, jealousy or any, how, are you guys dating still?
Yeah, also, you're back together, apparently.
Sorry, sorry, whatever you're comfortable talking about.
Yeah, yeah, um, man, I don't know what we would call it.
We're, like, together, but, uh, you live together, right?
Oh, man, we're like, together, but not, like, but, uh, is it, is it, is it, is it chill?
Like, is there any animosity or is it all very positive?
It's, it's positive, but yes, if I talk to any girl or I comment on something, I'm here
about it. And, you know, I'm very protective of her too.
Yep. If I go do something, she does it 10 times bigger. Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, by the way, girls like that are a lot of times are like that in
general. By the way, I had no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea of my life. I don't pay attention
to the internet. I don't watch shit. So I, Nick calls me in the plane where we're flying to the
fight. And Nick's like, dude, no, we're not flying to a fight. You told me on the podcast.
I already knew about it, but. Oh, I had, dude, I'm a mother's life. Like, by the way,
like, I just DM everything. So I wasn't offended. Bob, do you wonder why you don't
have a girl you can't make it not yet not yet i gotta get through a little
bro i've known you for no but you have to start that was
i was never fucking move that was a plan move i you live in a content world now you're not
know because dude i yeah she said the same thing how could you not know bro i had no
this was a planned attack i actually believe him that he didn't know yeah i actually
bro i never move on my fucking dude's chicks ever i would never i would never
i would never fucking move on any of my i will never fuck or hook up with a fucking girl that has a
fucking husband or a boyfriend never ever touch him because you're just a
fucking hope I didn't take it I didn't take it you fucking do that shit and I don't want
to be a part of it agreed sounds like you've dealt with a little bit of that we have
had some problems in the past but we are we have that's why we're going running it
through a cycle is she out the game what does that mean like is she still oh just
doing porn no that's not that's what I want to talk to you about outcome out completely
with no disrespect I got this one you got I know a thing or two about what he's
Oh shit. You have one too. I'm not going to be real. I can speak on this for sure or at least ask the questions.
Well, when we started dating, I mean, I was, I can never date someone. I don't support porn. I can
ever date someone who's doing that. Sure. And I think she was at a point of her life of going
through a very tough time and she wanted out already. Do the violence. And we kind of went through
all that shit together. Like, I don't know. Did you, did you ever have a problem with the audience
feedback or any of the stuff that was said? Girl, that's, that was something I've never experienced
before it was crazy and I promise you
my I promise you mine was probably
5 to 10x bro like it was
yo I'm sorry
in fucking same who was yours
who did you date
I don't fucking know dude I swear my life
I don't want you even do I have to say Nate like
bro I've had people sorry guys
you know this guy for 10 she's done to your house
I love Mike like a brother I don't pay attention to his
fucking love life I'm sorry I don't know if you went through this
sorry I interrupted you one thing but like
the online stuff was one thing but bro
like I've had shit happen in public
100% I've had people waiting outside
Well because she probably has like
She probably has like stalkers
Bro, I had five guys waiting to fight me outside towel once
I remember that
Why? Why? You know, we were at dinner
And these guys came up and like, yo can we get a picture
And she's like, I'm with my boyfriend right now
We're out of eating
And like oh come on please
And she's like no I don't want to do a picture right now
They go back
They leave and they yell in front of the whole restaurant
Sky brew your boyfriend's a pussy
And I'm like Jesus Christ
30 minutes later we leave and five guys
are outside waiting for me ready to like press me
and I got I had to get in his face
I'm like what do you want to do right now what do you want to do
all his friends backed up except him and he's like
just talking to I don't know it's crazy like that those are things
I'm like damn like you really have to man up
and like that situation for you bro yeah I mean bro
when you look at any of these people that are saying
did you ever have a situation like that
I've been through every fucking situation
yeah any stalker I will say this I will say this
people that would show up at the house and throw
videos of them masturbating over the fence at Logans
like when when Lana was there
like it was we went through bro they went to fuck with you or no because people
they're in the porn game yeah do when you're when you're like probably like a people
person that watched porn like obsessively like there is no there is no audience you know
and this was a different time I mean like things have changed a lot too like we've entered a new
era like at the time that me and my extradating like it was still like adult content was still
cool and accepted and now like because of and by the way like I'll say it here like you know
in a good way, it's become kind of not acceptable anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
I think people are pushing young men to give it up to stop washing it, to stop ruining there.
I think that's a huge thing between me and her that kind of made us, you know, whatever,
is I don't support it.
Honestly, but I'm not a porn watcher.
That was never something I supported or into.
And a lot of, you know, she still does OF and, you know, the solo, she's like,
there's just things that we don't agree on there.
But the whole time we were completely loyal.
Like, she support me.
I still support her.
She helps me still.
I help her, but.
I mean,
I mean,
the funny thing about it is I bet you,
like,
and I don't know you that well,
but I bet you like me,
I bet you she's,
I bet you she fucking is obsessed with you, bro.
She's amazing.
And I mean that not in a bad way,
but I bet you she just loves you so much.
A lot of times, bro,
a lot of times, bro,
those girls like that,
they need someone to like show up.
You know what I'm saying?
And not be a piece of shit,
not be an asshole,
not be a scumbag.
And,
and, you know,
like,
be willing to empathize with the darkness of their past
and why they did some of the things.
Oh, you're getting a little too much now, though.
You know, she's a one of a kind girl.
I've never met anyone like.
She doesn't need anybody.
She doesn't, she's not like that.
But I think when her and I came in each other's life
at the perfect time or both of us were kind of going through shit,
it was just like a bond that I couldn't even explain to you.
Like it's real.
The porn star thing is actually though,
you get a little addiction to it.
Like you get like, if you get, like I've had recently,
like I did hang out with a porn star one night
And then what happened was, I had a great night with her.
Dude, I got addicted.
That's your dated the host of spicy hot.
Well, I guess you, relax, dude.
Bro, I'm not, I'm not going to lie to you.
No, you know the wing show?
Bro, shut the fuck up.
I know, I know you're talking about, but I know, I have to watch all this from the sidelines now.
You got the hot one guy's sloppies.
Yeah, actually, I'll give him this.
He was getting a beef in the backseat of the Esloid.
Bro, what are you talking about?
No, stop.
I have my fault.
Starting to gas you up.
Maybe you don't have to gas me.
Your girl got robbed by the hot ones guy.
Yeah.
Damn.
No, stop.
That's crazy.
Somehow it's like tied to beat up.
That one's guy was first.
No, but the crazy thing about hanging out now?
Who would be the worst guys to get out your girl?
That guy's got a pre-like the one of the guys too.
Right here.
Like your girl comes home?
She's like, I fuck the guy from Hot Wins.
No, it hasn't.
Jason Love.
It has happened.
Bradley Martin.
No, Brad wouldn't be that bad.
He's a big dude.
Yeah, yeah, I'd be fine.
He's a big gorilla.
Can't say anything.
No, but Brad would never do that either.
I would never fuck any of my friend.
Probably Dana Way.
You have very respectful.
Fuck, no.
No, I do.
But I do.
Dana White tag by girl, we'd have issues.
You guys have issues anyways.
That would be amazing.
No, no, no.
Dana and I was good.
He just knows I'm a little bit certifiably insane.
I FaceTime and 40 times a night.
Like, I fucking don't understand how he hasn't blocked me yet.
I do it just for like, because every time I always tell Dana, I text him, I'm like, dude, I'm with Tom Hanks and Barack Obama pick up.
And I'll just be with like 20 mega UFC fans.
Well, wouldn't he not pick up if you said your word, Tom?
No.
Aren't those like the two biggest conservative enemies?
He'll just pick up when he's bored.
He doesn't, he doesn't really pick up anymore.
I'm like, bro, I let him know.
I'm like, bro, you got to, like, don't do that.
Steve told me you guys, he called me one time, and he was, like, so sad and he was so scared.
He's like, me and Pop FaceTime Day and him 47 times.
No, that was the day that we had Trump.
I don't go back to him.
We got Trump.
Me and him face it, 47 times ago.
Well, no answer, though.
That's a little excessive.
48 picked up.
And guess what?
Donald, their platform, Mentory.
Yeah, listen, bro.
you've had more, you've had more, you've had more, I'll say it, Kyle, is that what you want
to say? No, no. You've had more, you've certainly had more ultra guests for sure. I mean,
I mean, I'm not talking about wrestlers now. No, no, well, I'm not talking about nowadays. I mean,
listen, we've had Schwartz and Hager, we've had Kevin Hart, we've had, you know, massive, you know,
A-list celebrities as well, um, as well as athletes, you know, like we did a show with Duran.
We've got, you know, uh, we just did patchma homes. Like, we've done a lot of really good shows.
But you, you've had some real, like, moments.
Yeah, we have really big ones.
You know, obviously, as creator of the full set podcast,
I want to say that obviously we've done extraordinary work.
Mike, I'll take it from here, Kyle.
This guy still has that in his IG bio.
Hey, if you check his IG bio, it's creating a full set podcast.
No way.
No way.
Who got this, who got those big guests?
Which ones?
Bob got Trump.
Which one?
Bob got Trump.
Who got Trump?
Trump was all Dana and no one else.
Bob.
Stop it right now.
You are.
Insane if you think you had any
I've got Trump
I've got Trump thank you
You're there
What was the route to Trump
I'll tell you about to Trump
Sit down sit down
I've not sit down I
This is delusion at its finest
We got to hit
The president of the United States
One at a time
One of time
Hold on one of time
Thinks that he had any
You didn't have one percent
You didn't have one percent influence on Trump
That's disrespectful
Do you want the real
E True Hollywood story right now
So me and Steve will do it
Or in a hotel room
Okay I have the second
Because I'm convincing Kyle that, hey, Kyle.
Dude, the Secretary of Defense had nothing to do with it.
He doesn't let me talk.
He doesn't let me talk.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Thank you for the floor.
Your honor.
Let's hear this.
Steve will do it and I are sitting in a hotel room.
It's three in the morning.
We are fucking lit.
There is five females in the room with us.
We're chilling.
I obviously, once again, back to the addiction problem,
popped a fucking orange salmon bomber, which is a, which I did.
Okay?
So three in the morning.
I always wanted to convince Kyle, let's stop doing these little TikTok guys.
Like, let's hit mainstream.
Russia just invaded Ukraine.
Hold on.
Russia just invaded Ukraine.
Let's make some relevant shit about that.
So I said, let's get a very cool guy that I know in the CIA and another guy that,
the secretary of defense who I had coming in pretty much.
Okay, right there.
Just stop there.
I'm letting him speak too.
Why did you have the Secretary of Defense coming in?
Because, like, like, let's stop talking about fucking Ryan Garcia, whatever.
Let's talk about real shit.
Okay, so tell us I got Trump.
No, no, no, no, I don't care about Trump as much.
Now, I want to know how you got.
So he thought of the idea.
No, no, no, listen.
So, so far, you said it would be sick to have Trump on the pod, obviously.
Okay.
My God, I don't.
Hold on.
Just say, tell us how you got Trump.
So then we go to this.
I after, I took that stupid fucking thing.
My brain goes crazy and I get crazy.
Which it does have its benefits.
Okay, bro.
I tell my stories of my pace.
I'm an old man.
I've been doing this for a long time.
You will respect the Godfather.
Go ahead.
I said Steve
Get these girls out of here
Close the blinds
Put on rap music
I'm gonna get the president of United States
And I swear my mother's life
May she die of fucking cancer
Okay
And Steve will attest this
Get Steve will do it in here
I'll call it okay
What that you FaceTime Dana 40 times
But wait
But wait no
The idea
I believe that you guys
Would have got Trump
At any time you want
Dude it's not us guys
It was literally Dana White
And no one else
Like there's no one else
That was in
Where did this
Dana called him
Here we go
Here we go with him personally.
Hold on, hold on.
Let him talk.
Dana just called you out of the blue.
He proposed the idea and possibility of Trump.
Bob, what Bob did was said this would be a good time to have him on.
That's all he did.
Oh my Lord.
He did not in any way get Trump.
Who, who brought the idea to Dana?
Who brought the idea to Trump?
But you did you?
But what I said is let's get Trump.
All right.
He starts testing.
He gets five percent.
No, he gets five percent.
No, you get five percent.
Sure.
He gave him five.
He was only had the idea.
So stop.
That's the idea, dude.
There was an execution.
Well, we always wanted to do Trump.
I hit Trump from every area I had Donald Trump.
Don't forget, we had already been on Air Force One and met him a year before with Dana.
And we were supposed to do the pot at that time.
Wait, Air Force One came before that?
Yeah.
Way before that.
Air Force One came after I took you boys on their plane.
You weren't there.
Yeah, you weren't there.
You were on the plane.
You were on the plane.
So we drop you off on a field trip to Abu Dhabi.
And I leave because I'm paranoid because obviously I don't fucking know it.
Dana and Trump have been friends.
Obviously, we know for 30 years.
Dana called him personally.
Dana has told me,
I'm not trying to be a dick.
I'm not trying to be cocky.
But Dana has told me personally that like you had nothing to do with it.
And that's his words.
So great.
So let me ask this, Kyle.
He said he did that for us and he'd never do it for you.
That's what he told me.
Mr.
White needs to be.
I'm sorry.
That's just.
I'm not going to.
I don't want to keep talking about this shit because I don't care.
No, but Bob,
I give you a mistake.
And hold my.
What Bob was good at was, uh, was timing.
Yeah.
So, so he saw the Russia, the Russia stuff was going down.
And Bob said this would be a good time to get Trump.
Two, to Bob's point.
Wait, I was the one.
If you pull Bob out of the equation,
well, I'm going to fall.
Technically, maybe no one thinks of it, possibly, you know what I mean?
I texted Dana and said, Dana, do you think Trump would do the pot?
And he responded to me and said, let me ask it.
Wow.
Okay.
This is false.
Okay, go to go to, go to Tate.
That's true.
Who made Tate F?
All him.
I don't give about that.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to take one more statement.
No, I'm fine.
I'm finishing this.
He's not going to beat me in this.
So anyways, I hit up everyone.
By the way, Tate was our biggest episode.
I know that.
Before Elon.
Okay, great.
Final point, guys.
Very frustrating.
So you're telling me that Mr. White just picked out the call out of the blue and said, let's get...
I texted him.
Oof, man.
See, I never...
I texted Dana and said, do you think Trump would do the pot?
You guys are arguing two different things.
He's saying you didn't directly get Trump on the pod.
You proposed the idea, me.
Steve got on the FaceTime and we're joking Trump Trump Trump
dude no one's denying that but he's saying Dana made it happen Dana made it happen
Paul Steve we know that you face-time Dana 40 times at night we're not the night
what did I say what did I say I said we want Trump now but I'm not trying to be a dick
Dana would not do that for you I agree that's why we passed on to you we were the middle
man I text okay okay here's Steve here Steve this is a real fucking thing do not fuck with me
Steve's gonna give Steve
Hold on.
Is Bob the reason why Donald Trump did the full send podcast?
Yes.
No.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Whoa, that changes things.
Explain to me why you think that.
I'm doing a hydrogen mask.
I got to go, but yeah, I believe Bob.
No, but tell me why.
You're trolling.
He's trolling.
He's strolling.
No, that's not fair.
He's strolling, bro.
Okay, anyways.
We know that.
Brad, terrible, you should ask him, the hotel room.
No, Bob, genuinely, look at me, look at me, genuinely.
No, no disrespect.
He asked exactly what you said you did.
No, but listen to what I'm saying.
Yes.
I understand.
I don't care anymore.
You just got your proof thing.
You know, but I'm asking you a question though, genuinely.
Go.
I understand that like, maybe you were the guy who was like,
yo, we should get him, let's blow him up.
The catalyst.
Yeah.
For sure.
That's why the question was wrong.
That's not the wrong.
They could have got Dana at any time because of Dana
because where they were moving towards, right?
But it was the perfect time because it was Trump's first interview.
That's what I said.
Russian Ukraine, we need to go now, Kyle.
Yeah, you said the timing.
We had President Trump's first fucking interview.
But you still got to get credit.
You got to give a hundred percent credit to Dana White, and I think it's disrespectful that you don't.
I think I'd give Dana.
That's such a big guess.
Dana got it done.
Like, I'm not taking credit for it.
No, Dana killed that for me.
Dana made no, Dana did it just him, bro.
You have no piece of that.
Let me ask you this.
I'm still concerned with Trump.
This is where the delusion.
This is the delusion.
This is the delusion.
This is funny though.
I still want to know why he was inviting the second.
your defense to his hotel room
to hang out with horrors
what Steve will do it?
Like how do you have that line
to the Senate?
Steve is trolling.
We all know that.
Anyways.
Seems like everybody.
Bob contributed to the timing.
I'll call Dana right now.
Antigues and to guess in general.
I'm going to call Dana right now
and ask him if I was the reason.
But one time or 40 times.
Please.
To me,
it sounds like Dana White
was the reason why he did the podcast.
That's what I asked.
Oh, Arkin, R-HL.
He's an elusible,
whatever.
I need to see Dana on this one
Yeah
We're doing a podcast
We're having a debate
Bob is still trying to say
That he was the reason that we got Trump
We're trying to tell him that was all you
That was a little bit
He's trying to take credit for getting Trump
Can you clarify?
Incorrect
Go ahead
That before, Whitey
He can't be serious
Is he having another mental breakdown?
All right listen, Dana
Here's you
You were very, you got it done.
You got it done.
But guess what?
It's about the timing.
Dana, did the 40 facetimes he gave you that night?
Did that contribute to getting Trump in any way?
Did the what?
Did the 40 facetimes that he gave you that night, how he facetimes you all the time?
He's trying to say that's the reason that you did it.
Did he get you guys on Air Force one, too?
Did he do that?
Nope.
Nope.
But we got up.
Hey, nope, but go back, sir.
Your timelines.
We got up at Abu Dhabi.
And if you look at the timeline of events, sir.
Abu Dhabi, Air Force One, Trump, all menority.
Thank you.
No for the question.
So, Kyle, let me ask you a question, right?
So, he did the Trump deal.
What other Trump deals has he done?
We can't talk about it, classified information.
Yeah.
Okay, thanks.
Well, wait, what are we doing part two of the thing?
I want to run you through the mud again.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you know you're mentally ill, right?
yeah thank you thank you thank you okay thank you
hey listen couple face signs coming tonight
we'll see you soon bro i love dana all right moving on what a guy huh well we settled that
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Let's get back into the pod.
Can we go back to Garcia first?
Okay, go ahead.
The whole pod just goes back to Garcia.
You brought up, you brought up the mutual combat.
If there's a lawsuit in Texas and Logan him fight, right, that you would take the winner.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay, sit up because I'm going to launch something at you right.
Okay.
On July 6 of this year, okay, Jorge Mosvidal is boxing Nadeghs in Los Angeles.
No, no, listen to me.
Go ahead.
Listen to me.
Forget all that stuff, Bob.
This isn't about you for one fucking second.
I don't care about me.
I'm just saying you keep trigger words.
Stop.
Yeah, just shut up.
All right, fine.
July 6, Jorge Mazzvedal, Nate Diaz.
Okay, here in Los Angeles, a boxing match.
Very interesting fight.
They've obviously fought before in UFC, BMF, like a big thing.
Anytime Nate shows up and does anything, it's a big deal.
Massive, yeah.
I got an offer today for you to fight on the co-main event for a half a million dollars.
It's not enough money.
Okay, okay, we can talk about the money.
But for two years now, you have claimed 260.
And 260 has become a metaphor for alpha-man.
Okay, at 260.
People are rock and run
260, 260.
Yeah.
You can get a co-main fight
for somewhere between
a half a million and a million dollars.
Now, not only you get paid,
but you can finally show
Bumstead,
all these guys
who the fucking alpha gorilla is in the space.
I'll tell you,
and I'll tell you who your opponent is.
This would be the biggest thing
you ever do in your life.
The problem is I don't think
Brad's gonna fight anyone his size,
but they gotta be swimming.
We can talk about that down the line.
Mike are you open to fighting someone your size no way you won't do it I want Logan that's that's
been my plan okay okay assuming that you can't get Logan but you get a fight that will set you
in stone you gotta for the rest of your life who is Mike you're you gotta be a sick
who's the fight Anthony Ruiz who the fuck is a heavyweight boxer yeah correct but it's a
heavyweight boxer okay so but but you could walk in there you could earn money and
500,000 maybe more what if you land that
one punch. No, that's not smart.
Like, you're talking about a heavyweight boxer.
Yeah. That's not even an M.MA guy.
That's a boxer. He's only getting 500K
to probably lose. You're talking about
Andy Ruiz, right? The heavyweight boxer.
Andy Ruiz, not Anthony Ruiz.
My bad. Yeah. The heavyweight boxer.
Correct. Yeah. Why the fuck would he take
his first fight against a professional boxer?
Logan's a professional boxer.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
A little bit different.
It's different. And Logan's like
a bigger name. And Logan's
Logan ran his mouth about me.
I thought you guys squashed it.
Yeah, but still.
It would be a step up.
Like it would be a step up.
Tyson Fury.
Tyson Fury.
He would fucking.
I guess technically they're like the same.
So you don't want to do that.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Is there anyone else that you would fight on a call me besides Logan?
I don't know.
I haven't thought of it.
I haven't thought like that far, to be honest.
Like in the influencer space.
I want to do the MMA fight with Logan.
That's what I want to do.
Because I know they're going to eventually do the UFC thing.
Do you think that you could be Logan and MMA fight?
You actually believe that.
Wait, how much does Logan weigh?
Have you been training a lot, Brad?
I don't, yeah, I mean, training.
Yeah, you got a lot of weight in a fucking minute.
You don't think you'd be better off boxing?
No.
No.
Well, you have a lot of weight on him, too, though.
He does have 40, probably 40 pounds.
If it's all about it, I mean, listen, like, listen, at the end of the day.
Brad would strap in and train.
Yeah, you wouldn't, you wouldn't have failure to be an option.
If you don't have hands, you're fucked.
Yeah.
If you don't have hands, and if you have a weak chin, we don't know Brad's chin.
You can get hit and fucking jaw.
I bet you Brad's chin.
is pretty strong. Not to mention he has one of those neck machine. I know he has one of those neck
machine machine in the gym. Where you go like this? Like for ages. Do you just go off steroids?
What motion is that? You just get in a fight? No, seriously. Or probably riled up today.
Getting a street fight just random someone ran him. Some parking lot somewhere. Parking lot.
Yeah. Well, that's what. Well, that's what. Well, that's what. Well, that's what Logan would say.
That would be his rebuttal. He'd be like, if you want to meet me in the in a parking lot,
like, let's do it. Would you do it? Let's do it. Oh my God. Yeah, I think both more about it.
Logan would probably fly him to Puerto Rico to spot it's not Puerto Rico it would probably happen in Texas
yeah but there's no upside for Logan really well not until he doesn't there's no upside but but
knowing Logan him getting called out on a public platform like he has to answer it call him out call him out
no he already has yeah he has multiple times I've already said this though I've already said this multiple
times remember like the gladiator days when like there's no rules you could fight to the death that's
yeah well that can't happen we're not going to fight to the death I know what if we create a platform
that you fight with death okay that's
So are you going to how much it's like because you always get group with Logan too.
Are you ever going to like you think you'll ever do like your own show or like pod?
I'm working on it right now.
I feel like you'd crush that too.
I have a question for you on that.
You've been talking about that for a while.
I know now you're going to call mad me because.
No, I'm not, no, no, not at all.
Not at all.
But I do have one more one other note before I move on to this.
Would you have, would you do a Diaz-Maz-Vidal face-to-face show on full send?
What does that mean?
We actually are talking about that too.
I know because they said they were talking to John.
we can't do it
Nate not that we had even had a chance to
but Nate will not do anything with Logan
And I think I think if you put them
You would need a shit ton of security
But I think if you put the two of them
Our room together and maybe even bring him
You'll get a viral moment
Yeah let's do it
Let's do it bro I need to do it
Like I need to do it like there's nothing else to it
I've been I've been slacking bro
Why though I don't get that
I don't know how to fucking say it bro
It's all too
This is me and you
This is me and you on your show
Like to talk about it in this setting is like, it's too, it's too intricate and I'm just, it's, it's, it's, I need to, I need to do it. And I'm scared to do it, maybe. Yeah. Like, I'll just say it like flat out. Like scared of, scared of failure. Yeah, yeah. I have that problem in my life, dude. I, I, I, there's been a lot of opportunities. I've had people be like, yo, pop on fucking stand up for a night. Like, you're hilarious, right? Like, at least try it. Come write a thing. Go under Bobby Lee or, or one of these guys. They all love you. Like, go do it. And I just don't do it.
Does that mean the end for impulsive if you did that?
No.
You can do both.
By the way, this is happening.
This is happening.
Like, we're locations locked.
It's happening.
The reason it's taken me so long is because it's been a, it's been a fear of mine to.
That makes sense.
To venture out and to, and, and like, the other thing about it is, like, people forget is I still have a very successful YouTube channel that I do every week or every, you know, it's eight to 10 days, whatever, right?
That, that is earning me 20 times more than what I make on impulsive.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, legitimately.
Like, it's my main income source.
main channel and so by doing my own show not only am i doing something new but i'm also
potentially deviating from a path that makes me a lot of money because i don't think i'll do
both i think i'm about to be 40 i'm probably going to have to give up vlogging and and give
it to the to the pros you guys think you'll continue with impulsive for like a long time i think
so yeah i think so i think uh as long as he's able to make time in his schedule we've got
some we've got it almost seems like logan doesn't really need it anymore obviously right like
he's W.W.E. Superstar now.
Yeah. Yeah. He,
I mean, that's his platform
to push, like, crime and shit.
Yeah, it's, listen, like,
unless he really enjoys it, obviously,
but it's almost like,
he's definitely, like, almost graduated
from it, right?
Yeah, I think, I think his,
his, like, fervor for it
has definitely slowed down a lot,
you know, and I sometimes, I, I can,
I can sense that, and we've also,
we've also, I mean, listen, like, that show
similarly to NELC, like,
in general, and, like, you know, like,
maybe we talk about this a little bit,
was built on friendship, you know what I'm saying?
And like built on a unbreakable bond
between the people that sat on that show together, you know?
And when Logan moved to PR, you can't replicate that shit.
You can't replicate it.
And by the way, the audience will sniff it out.
Like, the audience will sniff it out.
Like, we used to sit there and we used to tell these stories
about the nights before and the shit that you guys were just talking about.
Well, that's when you guys were more like partying and shit.
I guess Logan was probably single, right?
Yeah, for sure.
Was the show doing better than me?
I mean, he grew up.
Yeah, yeah.
He grew up.
That's a whole part of it sells though
And it's like you know
That's why it's always being brutally honest
It's always fun
To be to be hot
Or even somewhat relevant
In this space
For the amount of time
That everyone in this room has
You'll be there soon Nick
Is it is a testament
Bro
Like to something
Like you watch these people
Every single week
Have a come up
And then a month later
You're never hearing about it again
The streamers
They're number one streamer in the world
is going on every show gone
TikTokers
like this person
where are they
you know what I'm saying
like the
the testament is the fact
that people still watch all of us
bro
like that's cool I fell off a little bit
Mike that's the thing
I don't understand about you though
if you know that to be true
and like your time span
in this whole space
why are you so afraid
of doing your own thing
Brad I honestly it's it's
deeper than
it's a deep rooted issue
that I have with my
myself that I'm that I'm working on I really am and I've made I believe the thing that
woke me up to the potential of the show is when by way of multiple conversations including
the one that I just had on George Anko show yeah I was woken up to the impact that I could have
on people that suffer from the shit that I do you know what I'm saying and like now when you
put something like that in somebody's life if I turn it down now I'm a bad person now I'm not
doing the work that I should be doing for the community you know what I'm saying so I think
my show is going to have a lot of a lot of impact speaking of
the community great i just want to say speaking of the community i just want to say hats off to kyle for uh going to
tornado relief with me did you get uh bullied out of that by by nine oh the video oh no i'm i'm
i'm friends at nano now no that was a scapegoat to get out no i'll tell you i did nine oh and i have
a good relationship now how the fuck you right as we were getting deep eh here's no dude i don't
also do one dude have you ever had a fucking f4 tornado come at you that's why i'm not
the jimmy we're about the biggest real talks and men are he just yeah but i also don't i also don't
We've also talked about
cognizant of the show
in like this format
Like I don't know like how much
Dude we've talked about tornado
I don't know
I'm sorry I mean
Yeah
It's gotta get deep eventually right
I think I think the impulsive stuff
Was is interesting but
I mean
But bro how's your relationship
I mean the guy's married now
Doesn't even live here
Yeah I mean it's definitely
Not what it was
You know
I mean he lives in PR
And he's certainly
He's certainly
A lot more closed off
Now that he's he's entered
a bit of a I can't believe he's still
A list you know status but but listen
Like at the end of the day like that's my brother
That's a dude that that that that
That that I would have never
I wouldn't be in this room
I wouldn't have put out a book that saved lives
I wouldn't have made the money I've made
That dude put me on you know what I'm saying
Like I'll be I'll be loyal to him for the rest of my life
And honestly like I get all kinds of shit like dick rider
And all this stuff all the time but like bro
Like a lot of people don't know what loyalty is bro
There's no denial you've been extremely loyal to him
I mean, bro, like, bro, like, you go, somebody puts you on like that.
You go to fucking war with that person, bro.
Say that one more time, please, and direct it this way?
I would.
I would.
I would.
I would say it.
I mean, I honestly.
And like, yeah, it's not always pretty, but like, but like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of shit, bro.
Listen, Logan's fucked up a lot.
He's made mistakes.
We've all made mistakes.
You know what I'm saying?
And there's also been a lot of internet created mistakes on his behalf.
too you know what I'm saying like like if he didn't correct if he didn't correct
what happened a month ago the world would think he put out a drink that has
deadly chemicals in what was the whole thing with with George saying he didn't get
paid but he actually got paid um because I saw he made that rebuttal like sort of
TikTok George said come on the pod we could talk about it but like when I saw it I
just saw him say I didn't get paid and then Logan broke down how much he got paid
and it's it's kind of like I think I think like yeah like George
George is obviously super passionate
and a lot of stuff happened that has upset George
and by the way I've been there myself
like you you try to talk about a topic
that happened like two years earlier
and maybe you misspeak on this thing or that thing
but yeah George worked for a little while
and didn't get paid I worked for a little while
and didn't get a percentage of the show
until we did and then we started making great money
you know what I'm saying and not only making great money
but also as you know it's a it's a spark for your career
Like I'm not Mike from the night shift
Sometimes I am
But for the most part
I'm Mike Maylach the co-osive impulsive
You know what I'm saying
And like bro that sets you up for life
Like like I mean dude like I'm not
Listen
If if somebody does some shit that's
That's if my partner was ditty
I wouldn't be here
You know what I'm saying
I'd be gone I'd be fucking gone
There's an end to loyalty
But he's been he's been
He's made some mistakes
But he's also been railroaded
By people that hate
For sure
And that's obvious
He's one of the most
He's one of the most hated fucking people
on the planet.
He's the epitome of an all-American douchebag
that people do not like.
Would you say the greatest thing you ever learned
from working for Logan Paul's?
And also the worst trait you've learned
for working for Logan Paul.
Damn, Bob, that's a fucking question.
Let's repeat that one more time.
That's a loaded question.
What do you think the best trait that you...
I mean, one of the best things he...
I've learned so much working alongside him,
but one of the best things was a big thing
was to avoid
to avoid speaking in absolutes
like bro absolutes are rare
people it means like
to say something's just simply black
or all Democrats are idiots
all Republicans are idiot like
to speak in absolutes
a lot of times
ends up making you look like a fool
so he
and that gets me in trouble sometimes
because I'm offensive
or whatever but there's a lot of nuance
in the world so he plays neutral a lot
so he doesn't get
you know he doesn't lose the audience
I don't think that's why
I think what happens is, I think what happens is you'll find if you speak in absolutes,
you'll find yourself being proven wrong quite a bit because absolutes are rare.
They're not as, they're not as significantly abundant as people believe they are.
So when somebody comes with real proof, you can say anything you want in the show.
You can make an absolute statement right now,
but someone out there has proof that what you're saying is not true.
You know what I'm saying?
So that was one of the things I learned was to be cautious of speaking in absolutes.
I wish you did take an opinion more.
We've talked about that.
Yeah, you've talked to you about it.
But what do you want?
But what do you want me to say?
Not always play the middle ground.
Yeah.
I say exactly.
He's calling you a pussy.
They need to say it.
Ask me a question you want.
A crazy wild,
cancelable question.
Ask him.
And the reason I say that is just because when I like read your tweets,
you say you're a smart guy,
but you never have an opinion.
Ask me a question you want to hear a fiery opinion about.
I'd have to think about that.
Brad,
you got something.
Do you generally love Andrew Taked?
I think, I think, I think, I think he's super smart.
No, okay.
What do you want, what do you, what, so, so, so Liam, Salim, Salim, I'm going to just say this.
Unfortunately, when you, unfortunately when you ask a question and want to say yes or no.
Come here, buddy.
Is that what you want?
Would you generally, would you generally have a beer with Andrew Taylor?
Well, I probably wouldn't have a beer with him, but I would.
No, but like just like, would you ask.
Smoke a cigar.
Smoke a cigar.
Absolutely.
100%.
Like, would you actually like have a good time with him?
Probably yes.
Why?
because he seems like he's an effervescent, upbeat enough individual that if we were to sit down, we probably would make jokes, we probably would talk about life, which we both have an abundant experience in, and we probably would have a good time together.
Yeah, absolutely.
Do you think that, like, most of the things that, like, you know, people ask you and everything, I don't know, do you think that you may be given off the politically correct answer sometimes?
I'm generally asking.
Sure, but I think people have become used to.
Like, I just want to know from you.
Yeah, I, I, like, for you.
Well, you just ask me what people.
No, I know, no.
I'm saying that whenever you do get questions from people or just any podcast that you'd be on,
do you think that most of the answers that you do, like, answer,
like, do you think that you're actually giving your honest opinion?
I think that you're not.
I want to know.
This is Ace talking.
I think that any time you ask someone a question and they give a nuanced, long-winded answer,
like the one I'm giving to you right now.
I don't give a lot of winded.
Correct.
Yeah, yeah.
And maybe that's part of the problem.
All right.
Let's talk about that.
I just want to know.
I know.
I appreciate this conversation.
I want to be honest, I don't, I don't know you obviously like that much, but like I really actually want to ask that.
Like I feel like a lot of the times when someone asks you a question like you, sorry, Mike, we all high.
Like I, I, I could tell you talking paragraphs.
Like a lot. You talk about paragraphs a lot so I'm like so I'm on a podcast like it's like we're so redundant it's like it might can you like this guy from talking well it's so it might so it might seem I really want to ask them so it might seem redundant to you so I produce answers that are like that are for like that are people that are above a certain IQ level and that's not to say that you're not but it's shade but it's shade but I'm just saying but I'm just saying if the answer if the answer goes off if the answer goes over your head
You may have to stand a little bit taller.
I'm giving nuanced answers.
You asked me a question about what I would do with Andy.
It is.
It is not, but you're saying that it's speaking in redundant paragraphs.
But if you actually break down what I'm saying, like Bradley does, for example.
Just get to the point.
Okay.
So when you ask me, ask me another question.
That's like me saying, like, if you were to ask me, you like this hot dog, right?
If I were to just be like, you know what, there's a lot of great odd dogs out there.
Like, you know, they're at New York.
So like a, so like a pod.
So like, no, I'm serious.
No, it is.
It is.
And I would say, you do that, that's funny.
No, no, no, no, no, that would be sick.
That's what I see.
That would be sick.
And then I would have so much to chew off of for a podcast.
We could go back and forth.
No, no, no.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Ready, do a pot, do a real life answer.
And let's see how it applies to the podcast.
All right.
Yo, Salim, how do you like that hot dog?
All right, if I were to talk in the mic may like that.
No, no, no.
Slim, answer it the way you would like to take it.
Do I like a hot dog?
Yes or no.
But the way you answer it.
No, no, no, no.
The one, imagine you're eating a hot dog.
Hey, man.
Hey, this hot dog looks like it's burnt.
This one doesn't.
So I like the ones.
They're speaking in paragraphs now.
But no, but no, but the way.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm serious.
I'll get off.
I really want to go out for a bro dog.
Selim, me and you have always had it.
I'm taking no offense from your, right.
I promise you, bro, like, all right, like, listen.
You've probably watched a lot of videos on how big of a doucheback Lovin Paul is.
Like, I've seen them all.
Okay, I watched a lot of those things, man.
And I, like some of those videos, bro, it's fucked, bro.
Like, I mean, Georgenko, dude, that's crazy to me, man.
Like, the religion shit is nuts.
It was not a shining moment.
No, but that's crazy to me.
And then seeing how, you know, you want an opinion.
I know you want an opinion.
like you you you want to say what you want to say like even an impulsive no yeah but there's some things that you do actually want to say an impulsive but like i feel like you're holding back does anyone want to ask me a question right now i do yes yeah i get away no no no no no salim to by the way and by the way by the way selim that was that i want to i want to apologize because because you did you threw said it is like you well because he's coming at me about how i do he's just saying you should get to the point go about my career
Right?
I agree.
Sometimes you could just be like a one letter, or I mean one word answer.
I'm paid to be on a podcast.
On podcast, you're great at talking, bro.
You have long-winded conversations about very nuanced, complex topics.
Okay, can we disagree on this?
That's not the type of content I make.
You know when you had to, like when you were, you'd have to write papers in school,
like you had to get a certain amount of words in?
Like you would never have that problem.
So what do you want me to do?
Do you want me to become a more succinct speaker?
I didn't say that.
He said that, but I do, no, I think you should sometimes just like,
just be like, yeah, dude, yes or no or like get to the point quicker.
Ask me a question.
I'll let you practice.
Your thoughts on, your thoughts on abortion.
Yes.
Wait, excuse me, stop.
Hold on.
I want to know everybody's fucking stance on this as men in this room.
Ask him a straight question.
Mike, what are your thoughts on abortion?
No, no, but that's cool.
Fire.
No, just have like a 30-second answer, not like a four-minute one.
Yeah, abortions are cool if you want to have one and you're a woman.
Ask him about Trump or her.
I agree.
He won't answer that.
He won't answer it.
I will.
What do you want to ask me?
Ask me a fiery question.
Who would you vote for in the next election?
Who would you vote for in the next election?
Do you want?
No, because you're going to hate the answer.
No, I'm not.
I actually wasn't planning on voting because I hate the fact that I hate the fact, but I'm probably
I'm probably, that's your problem.
I probably am going to vote.
I probably am going to vote.
You're saying you would reelect Mr. Bayla.
I probably going to vote for Trump.
You would reelect President.
I'm probably going to vote for Trump.
I'm answering the question.
You're just asking.
path.
He just said he would vote for Trump.
Sorry, sorry.
I probably will vote for Trump.
Yeah.
I probably will vote for Trump.
Okay.
If I vote.
But I would assume that I vote for Trump because there are a lot of things that are going
wrong right now.
I think Mike's you're good at not playing both sides, but you're, I feel like a lot
of people nowadays will just make an opinion just to get like engagement as well.
No, that's all it is.
Mike, you have to.
No, that's all it is.
But Mike, that's all it is.
Yeah.
I notice when you, I notice when you make a point, you always see both sides, which I think
is like that's why everyone's like fighting on the internet now too because like most people
aren't even try to prove their opinion they're just trying to like own the other person
that's why I want to see you do have more of an affinity because people come at you and
you're a smart ass dude and you could actually I feel like take down all of these people that
talk shit to you that you choose not to the other real answer stony yeah I genuinely don't
give enough of a fuck to like to like go into like a battle against someone to try to prove
them right or wrong you see what I'm saying though yeah well now it gets complicated because
then, and I'm not at all trying to be mean,
but then you'll, but you do play the Twitter game
where you go back and forth and you like say.
Why are we fucking attacking Mike?
No, not not.
No, not at all.
Mike does a very good job.
No, I think Mike's fucking amazing.
Mike's one of my fucking.
Why you don't respect our commander in chief.
Listen, Mike's probably one of my good friends.
I'm like, I don't know what the fall.
I respect.
No, 100%.
It's at all, not at all.
But when I say that, I want you know that.
No, I know that.
You're a smart dude.
Like it's, it's also like, it's also something worth thinking about for me too.
Like, like, whether it's Salim,
whether it's Salim bringing it up and it's either long-winded or redundant or it's or it's
lack of opinion i just i don't know to your point i'm very empathetic to people if you ask
if you ask me a question if you ask me a question about genders gender neutrality right i i don't
i there's no reason for me at this juncture my pro just let him answer come on
saline there's no there's no reason for me of this juncture in my life to stand up and
and be like, yo, you're a mentally ill person
because you decided to change genders
and you should be, what you're doing should be abolished.
Yes, sir.
Can I ask you ask you.
Come on, Ace.
If you're a nine-year-old kid says,
hey, I wanna like, I wanna, dude,
I wanna cut my deck off.
Yeah.
I think I'm, I think I'm a woman.
What would you do in that situation?
Absolutely not.
No, we, we, let's talk about this further.
Let's see if we can, you're nine years old.
When I was nine years old, I thought I was going to go to the moon the next day.
And guess what?
I wasn't.
So no, I'm not open to a conversation.
Still can, Mike.
You still can.
What?
You still go to the moon.
No, it's a great question.
And I'm giving you a real fiery straight answer.
I'm not willing to discuss sex change with a nine year old.
It should not be a part of the conversation.
Is that a direct enough answer for you?
That's very direct.
Okay.
So thank you.
So when you ask me questions that have potential news,
I'll give it to you ask me a question about if females that or men that want to play in female sports
well that's a question easy answer no easy answer I don't want to see that very easy yeah
it's a very easy but that might ruffle someone's feathers out there I'm like I know Mike the only
just try and cancel Mike for the next 10 minutes you see no no listen this is for fun can I say this
the only reason that I like bring up these things is I like I feel as if bro like you could
have had more of George's back and I I felt like what you what you guys did was very wrong
when you said what you guys did what do you mean by that I just like when I what I see no
no when I seen like like that whole like you know religion stuff yeah um I feel as if man
you do love George that much to like where you could have had it's back in that pot did you
but I think that you held back because Logan obviously is your boy and that's somebody you look
well George is my boy too I know
And if you really watch the pie back,
we'll see a number of times where I told Logan
that he was out of line.
I didn't respect that at all.
And that's the reason why I say that.
And I know I'm not,
I'm generally not saying this because like obviously it's going to get clipped.
We already know, no, no, it's fine.
It's going to get clip.
But like, as for sure.
When I like actually watch that, bro, like to go after somebody,
that's like a literally a host on the fucking page.
Salim, I have a question for you.
Did you watch the whole podcast?
Can we rearrange seats?
Like genuinely, like I'm not, I'm not, it's not loaded.
Did you watch the entire podcast?
whole like to remember but I just don't this is the part of the problem part of the problem
on the internet nowadays and what he was talking about early about the nuances of questions and
things and answering and having opinions a lot of people don't see the whole thing they see the
picture you see the picture of the clip where this is happening and you don't see all the reaction
that led to it or that was a part of it so the point is when you answer questions like he answered
questions it's in a way where he's cognizant of the entire conversation yeah yeah so it's
unfair like I agree there are certain things you could say yeah he could have done better
or Logan could have done better but if you watch the whole piece of content you would realize it wasn't that simple as to like because what you're seeing is like probably the 10 videos that people made about oh Mike's Logan's bitch and Logan's this you also just submitted that you didn't watch the whole podcast so it is true what I'm saying what I'm saying what I'm saying what I'm saying what I'm saying what I'm saying what I'm saying it's true no no no I'm just being on here no no I'm just being on it's all headline shit exactly so it's like people are
are so much more rallied in like certain heated topics
without really seeing the whole thing
or understanding the dynamics of the whole situation
or conversation.
And I'm not and I'm not saying that like George is like a person
that like okay he was right about everything
but in a way bro like that was that was a low moment for the show
it was a very low moment for the show but like seeing the Bobby Lee shit
and stuff like that I don't know you were saying
I'm just curious to what I could have done different
I mean it's not that situation like that I'm trying to like harp on
but it was just like I don't know if I brought up something that that happened with
nilk that they got negative press for right that you had nothing to do with and I said to you
I think you could have done a better job controlling how this situation went down would you
feel a little bit slighted by that yeah in a way and I'm not saying you controlling it
or trying to control it or whatever but it's just I can only speak for myself Celine I can't
speak for I can't speak for Logan he is his own man and and he has made mistakes and I've called
them out on them. I've called them out on them publicly, privately,
numerous times and, and continue to. It's, it, there's, there's, there's, there's
due criticism. And I've, trust me, and to Bradley's point, if you watch the episode,
you'll see me say, yo, what you're doing right now is not. So what's the biggest,
what's the biggest mistake, Logan Paul made? What? Oh, yeah. No, let's not make this
about Logan. Uh, uh, why, but these are, no, but also, Salim, please stay. These are,
these are all valid questions. And I do, and I do appreciate being, you can put the
lots like it's fine it's it's good it's good and it's good content but but to brad's point
man we live in a fucking clip world and even and even the way that you started the
conversation with me which was like redundancy and and it's because do you do talk
no it's because you can't lie come on but but but but but selim so let me but let me but let me
but let me speak how old you I'm 22 okay no no it's just gonna make that
a factor in the the the the landscape is vastly different
different when I say vastly does that offend you a little bit if or I say a
bond or if I say a bond in when you get when you get to when you see with the
big word we we sometimes have conversations that to Bradley's point that
got your back yes or no answers you have to sometimes paint a background
picture well you have to give some blackball
I'm not going to go no no I'm not and I'm also not coming back to you
We're going on.
I'm completely fine with it.
I'm just saying sometimes.
All right, let's get back to fun talks.
This jerky is amazing, though.
I'll tell you that.
What do you want to hear?
I love you.
I love you too, man.
It's great to be here with you.
Just bros being bros, man.
It's just bro's being bro.
Yeah, no, but I kind of see what he said.
We all take a shot together.
I'm going to be honest.
So a great shot.
I'll take a shot with you.
No, me and just so you know,
me and Salim.
The full cent podcast, I'm going to be very honest to you guys.
I have been hammered.
Yeah.
That's, uh, fair.
And have is like the key word I have.
And he smoked a shit ton of weed.
Yeah, I'm very hammered.
And I can see why I came aggressive, but I don't think I'm wrong.
I don't think I'm wrong at all.
No, it's valid.
It's valid. I don't think you are wrong at all.
I don't think you are either, Shalim.
It's valid.
It's very valid.
I think you're a great podcast.
Silliam, let me tell you something.
What do you want to tell me?
I'm going to leave this room tonight.
If he runs his belt on you, I put his back on the ground.
I'm going to leave this night, this room tonight.
What?
Change slightly by what?
said to be in a good way I'm not I'm not gonna no I really am I'm going to I'm
going to aim maybe he's been right but at the same time you do got to stop
talking a paragraph why don't you just not what I would do if I was
if I was you right now I would fucking because it's like you know live on the
ear can I tell you guys something the fuck I can I really talk talk about
yeah and you you know hearing listen like that ever fucking insults it can I be
honest we'll throw you right back to where you were with the can I be honest
Mike, Mike, can I be honest. I'm gonna be so honest.
When I'll beat the shit up before if you want. Whenever, buddy, I'll fuck you really, buddy, you're all in one. Go look at the internet.
Everybody, I'll go out here goes fucking shit out. So don't run you about this. Mike, I'm gonna be honest hearing you talk is like an unskippable ad. So why do you know on YouTube? Why do you watch? Come on, come on, come on.
I don't agree with that.
Salim,
just don't watch it.
It's that easy.
It's no,
you're fine.
They're all,
it's all valid,
but just don't.
I think Mike's great on pods.
Yeah,
it's,
it's,
it's just calling you a yapper.
It's fucked up.
I am a,
bro,
there's a reason why I'm on a podcast.
What else?
Well,
I'll actually know about this.
This pod's just been all over the place.
It's kind of like we have to expect it though.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this pod good or no?
Is this pod good or no.
It's good.
I leave in five minutes.
just want to say thank you so much for having oh sorry they're seen it now the hot thing in the internet
has to leave in front of us sir no i ain't i don't go over yeah i got i got to say something i got to say
i got to the godfather no i appreciate something to say i have something to say that's
shut the fuck up man no one second yeah kill me buddy i just want to say something so fast i want to say
something man nick i'm so glad you're doing your channel man i'm very very very
glad they're not doing it um this fight nobody fucking probably cares but me and that kind of like
kind of falling out whatever it was stupid but shut the dude yeah go go let's go any fucking time
you want buddy i promise you now ready i'll break your fucking go now and timid do it do it do it right
let's go bring the block cameras buddy i mean bro i literally will i don't want i don't have a lot of
anger no now like i have a lot of bills up bang bro don't sit the fuck down trust me
Bro, sit and fuck down.
I promise I love you.
I promise you.
Well, you were just talking a lot of shit.
Yeah, that's great.
That's awesome.
Well, then let them fucking...
Let them fucking do something.
I just wanted to give...
You won't do nothing.
Let them give me a little tap in the face or something, you know?
And then you'll see what you're at.
You'd be like fucking an elk thing shot in the woods and I would just eat you up like a fucking dinosaur.
Oh my God.
This is so fucking crazy.
Where do I go?
It'd be like shooting a fucking duck ten times and having them awe as a beast.
I would fucking absolutely.
What did I fucking walk into?
Bro, this is fucking insane.
Yeah, those are fighting words.
Those are fighting words, bro.
It's been amazing being here.
It's been amazing.
Yeah.
I would, like, just, man, you know how a polar bear looks at a fucking seal down in the fuck?
I would absolutely ragged all you.
Okay.
And I would fucking make me your words and I'd make you fuck.
Yeah, kind of fucking that.
You can't have no choice, Bob.
Good, good, good.
I'd make your nose bleed.
Oh, my.
This is how you can not breathe ever in your life.
So just know that.
You know, sleep.
You really actually want to try me?
No, seriously, if you want to try me out of the main card,
if you ever touch, yeah, if you ever, if you ever even try to throw a punch on me.
I'm not going to try shit unless you do it.
And then that's when I'm going to ask.
That's a murder scene.
Noah, Noah, you could call the cops, self-defense.
I'd make this guy a murder scene.
I'm making me.
Oh, we always fight to kill.
We always fight to kill.
I'd eat them.
I'd eat them.
I mean, and I'd make him apologize to me with his nose, fucking bleeding.
All right, time out, fuck it.
Here's a deal.
No gloves.
We go a boxing.
Now?
Nope.
Wait a second.
Let's do this.
I'll set this up.
We'll go in a fucking.
Why don't we set it up now?
Kyle.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Because I want to actually, you know what?
You want me to get fucking sober for two weeks?
Of two weeks, Kyle, you put a hoonoooo.
This isn't going to happen.
In the fucking grass.
Okay.
me and Salim, you're not allowed to leave the fucking
hula hoop
and we'll go ahead.
I look forward to it.
Dude, it's got to happen now or not, I think.
I'd love to.
I'd love to.
I mean, I mean, just a little wrestling match in the yard, bro.
I mean, bro, like, I literally,
no, bro, I am not in the rules.
I'm not in the mood to wrestle after he runs this moment.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to do that at this point.
I'm going to be honest.
If I'm on mount, I'm going to elbow.
You're all good.
We don't have done with you, I love you, buddy.
I love you, buddy.
Crush's face.
You're a good man.
I love that.
I love that.
I know you got to be careful man could you imagine
Nick I want to ask you one question
I want to ask you one question
Nick Narasina
how much do you contribute your success of your career
to Mr. Kyle Fordrick?
No much. I didn't ask you
I learned a lot from Kyle. I didn't I don't
I don't take any credit for Nick's channel at all
I appreciate that I learned I learned a lot
Where you going Bob? Where you going with it?
Let it live Mike
I think Salaim helped for sure
I think I will give a lot of credit to Salaim and you know
I know what he was a lot of talk about.
You know, he knew for a long time that I was going to try to do content and all that.
And two years before I ever started my channel, I still remember we were in Tallahassee,
and he sat me down.
He was like, bro, you're going to be something one day, and I know it, and I believe it.
And he started, Slim started his channel, and he asked me to come on.
And to be honest, like that, that's what stemmed it.
I don't know if I ever went on his platform that I would be where I am today.
you know we did have a fallout and you know i you two had a fallout yeah we actually heard
about that what happened between you know we haven't get everything off the year you know you know i'll
tell you what happened we haven't talked in a year nothing happened so when you were doing your
channel and stuff you know i agreed on being in a video and stuff i don't know i just got to that beef point
where like why did you like post this why'd you whatever like but i knew i was wrong at the end of the day
um and yeah
It's good to hit you up.
It's really good.
I'm very glad to see you.
I'll say this.
I know,
the friendship and, you know,
no one saw this because I was an editor for Nielk.
And, uh,
for three years straight,
me and this guy traveled the world.
We were best friends.
We experienced everything growing up together.
And, you know,
I know Kyle saw it.
Brad saw you guys were there.
Um, you gave me an opportunity of a lifetime.
And that's the truth.
And, you know, everyone in the world,
every podcast I've done is asked about you.
I don't really say much,
But, you know, the most amazing thing is, I know you just loved me, and I just loved you, and we were best friends.
And it's like, you know, it's the same thing with you and Logan.
And, you know, everyone here has that person, you and Steve.
Yeah.
You know, Kyle and Steve, Kyle and Jesse.
Like, you know, we were a team, and I think we always were, and we've never lost that love.
And, you know, I talk about you every day still.
Like, even when we were this whole year of not talking.
I've told you this last week, bro, but, like, seriously, man, I'm very happy for you, man.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that.
it's great that uh well i'm glad you guys became boys again yeah and it was tough you know
kiles texted me three times probably about our relationship and i'm stubborn i'm competitive i'm
you know i'm so emotional about us and i'm just happy that those stressful times that we were
talking about man it's not happening no more of me yeah well that's good you guys yeah yeah
back to canceling nalck i'm just kidding that way yeah no i think i think it's important i think like
it's tough right it's just everyone has the ego like myself
self-included and I think that's why it takes sometimes so long right but it is just it's never
really much at the end of the day right yeah and at the end of the day you can't do this alone
when we saw each other today it was like the biggest hug when he called me last week I'm tearing
up he's tearing up like yeah so what made what made it like now like that it was all cool
you you randomly hit me up a week ago and how much time had gone by since you guys had a
that was our first time and like probably you're talking it's all time isn't that crazy bro
A lot of times you always
You always want a solution
So many people out there
Getting to beefs
Or drama in the relationship or whatever
Sorry if I'm going on too long
So I'm sorry if I'm going on too long
People have issues
And they want solutions now
I want a solution now
I want to fix this now now now now now
Now a lot of times
The only thing that can fix something is time bro
Sometimes you just need a little bit of time
Away from the person
To realize how great of the person they were
You know there's very few people in the world
That I feel like that I've met
Through life
That will make you just
Like really experienced life
And laugh
and feel life and this is this is someone
that like I feel like who made me so happy
and we just had the best time
oh my god
really it's true I think anyone around us
I've seen him out
he's a bundle he's a ball of fun
bro I know it was slim stuff
no man like it was for both
it was like we made each other
so happy in that channel
like that we were both so passionate
so he was an amazing channel
amazing crew it had it was going to be
incredible like we both loved it so much
it was a hard it was like I left and took a wrist
to give up everything to be with this and uh it was both okay bro what the fuck i'm i'm saying
it's great i love to have one moment on the pod bro i'm sorry i'm not being a dick it's just like
honestly like okay great their buddies again like he's out on that note don't go don't go wait
it's fine i had a real question i really did and this is a real one i think this what people say
he always has to make it about him is Kyle thank you for having me on i i love it honestly adore every
single person in this room for various reasons i mean me and kai and brad go back fucking years and
years now and to to see everybody still through all the bullshit through all the commentary all the
audience reaction all that shit still showing up every day still putting shit out and still you know
being being nice to me i mean honestly like there's no one no one in this room including selim has
ever has ever done anything you know wrong i love you guys and you love you're a good dude you know i
The man, Mike.
Salim, you're welcome,
or Stein, you're welcome to sleep in my house.
Yeah, I appreciate you, bro.
You're real one.
You're always said that.
You're real one.
And I don't know, listen, we'll see.
I don't know if the audience would like the app or not.
It was pretty chaos.
Let us know what you guys think.
If you guys want us to do this more, we'll do it.
No, we got to talk.
Bro, we've been going for two hours.
Fuck, dude.
All right.
I want to, I just like, I love me.
We'll talk after.
Get to Z backyard, the wrestling match.
Just going down.
Oh, shit.
Is it happening?
I'm going to put it like.
All right.
No, no, no.
No, no.