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What's good, how? Wait, so who won the match?
I just fucking...
Because tempers are flying right now.
I just cooked Bob's ass on the course.
For how much?
10K.
And how did you guys play?
At first it was me and Menry.
Okay.
Which we never teamed together.
Let me just say this.
Then we switch teams.
I was carrying Bob the whole way too.
Yes.
Then we switched teams and then it was me and Freezer.
Freezer is actually we were going to let him sit in on this pod, but he was absolutely
nuked, which is a whole other topic.
He's too much.
um so and then i won 5k out bob and then at the end he said he like tried to big dick me he's like
one v one me double or nothing i said instantly i said yes i said yes right away let's go back to the t
box we went back to the t box he hit it in the fucking woods i piped it down the middle
you know what though you almost made that put you know this is out of love i mean this
you've you've definitely made like a like a you've made a few million in your career but you've
definitely lost like 90% of what you made gambling. I just did. I just did my overalls and all my
gambling establishments. Okay. What's true of this lie? The overalls are at Aria. I'm up $32,000. At Red Rock,
I'm down $160,000. Online, I'm down $9.7 million. No, seriously. What are you on
online? No, online? It's definitely seven figures 100%. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you the God
that's truth. I was playing online for a while and I was torched, but I had a comeback of the century last
end with Steve and it was crazy because we've been in we've been in Vegas at red rock and it has
been how do you stay there and just sit on the slots for like four days yeah you're a big slot
player i like slots i do well how do you like because nobody bothers i've been with you and you
in person slots like is he hits jackpots dude i've i feel that's for like old asian people just
when they want to just smoke darts and fucking no this is why it's because it's a dd and you
just slap that button he just fucking rapids that button what is the longest time you've been
on a slot machine. Oh my God. Honestly? Yeah. It was last weekend. I, I, on the lightning machine
in high-limited Red Rock, I sat down there. I was with my buddy Phil, Hamlet, and whatever, I sat at that
same machine for 11 hours and did knock it up. 11 hours. Not even to piss? I, I swear to
I got up at one point in my head being like, this might be a problem because I have to pee
and I didn't fucking pee. But I was battling it, dude. And I don't like, I, like, I start with a
$5,000 buy-in. And then once I go down in like 2000, I actually am not that. Wait, no, but wait,
what about like in in person like friendly bets how much are you down because you've donated a lot no
I mean overall I'm down gambling probably golf bets he's up because you never pay when no I'll
tell you what besides me Bob always pays me I paid you 10,000 I'm owed money right now overall
from overall from all the people in the world I had I had a I had a I had a I had a rally come back
the past couple of months wait you're saying overall in the world with all the people everybody
your own money way up a thousand percent I just I just can't believe that no I am now I
totally the text I got two nights ago I wasn't
I wasn't before at all.
I actually had a business call with my business manager, I think, like three days ago.
He actually complimented me on my gambling.
Really?
Well, what's your, what was your winnings this year?
I don't know what my winnings were.
I think I might be positive, like, 300K.
I had to just say this.
I had to see this.
But he actually, like, he said it himself.
Like, I was worried he was going to be like, yeah, you got to like chill.
But he was like, you're up.
That's fucking sick.
He's like, we need to find some more losses because there's too many winnings.
He's like, is there any more losses that we don't have?
I'm like, no.
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boys let's get in the video so dana white story we were down there and dana was playing by the way
dana is the most insane savage of all time when it comes to gambling as everybody knows dude we were
playing he was in the back room and he was down he was stuck four million dollars at red rock
down i guess four million so he's back there battling for like 13 hours okay like literally like playing
forever gets back to even okay walks outside after like literally grinding for hours and
hour and hours walks outside i'm sitting there playing blackjack i have 10 000 in front of me
dana comes up to me dana grabs the 10 000 and just bets it and obviously it'd be like a nice
guy if he wins obviously he's gonna double me up and give me 20 grand loses okay so he just came
back for four million dollars loses the 10 000 dollars then he goes all right give me a 20 000
marker yeah yeah right loses yeah give me another 20 000 loses now all of a sudden what does he do
parades back in the back room
to try and get it back.
And then he's in there for like an hour, two hours.
I'm like, fuck.
He got stuck another $1.9 million
and battled all the way back to even
and ended up giving me, I mean, Dana's always
a fucking man. End up giving me $30 grand.
I mean, you're lucky as fuck that he did that
for you, but also
$10 grand.
We're so lucky that we have the Red Rock too
to play at. I like playing at the Red Rock.
I mean, Red Rock's just amazing.
I love Red Rock. The way that they take care of us
is fucking.
Unbelievable.
Shout out the Red Rock.
I like the Red Rock a lot.
I do, but I did leave to go to Aria.
That's to go play there for a little bit because I was pissed.
Because I did have like our,
my play at,
I bet you I'm in the top 1%
At where?
Of slot players at Red Rock.
No, no.
It's all old Asian people.
It's all old locals, bro.
They're paying penny slots.
Listen, I am the top one percent at Red Rock.
They're just chain smoking darts.
They're literally on the one cent machines.
You know the ones that say one cent?
Those are the ones that they play there.
Drinking Japanese beers.
So, but anyways, listen, why I was upset is because what people don't realize is casinos you can have.
Listen.
All I'm picturing are you getting in an argument with one of the hosts screaming at them about how big of a slot player you are at the Red Rock.
Dude, I'm, no, no, I'm a massive player.
No, no, I'm just picturing you young at the host.
I love the football jersey.
I am a massive slot player.
It's not anything to be proud of.
Yeah, I think this is your jersey too.
They're both, it's all my clothes.
What people don't realize at casinos is this.
At casinos, you can negotiate for obviously loss back.
so if you're playing and you lose a quarter million dollars you hypothetically they're going to
give you 15% they should be giving you about 15 20% is 20% high back so I had all these losses at this
fucking casino and I went to them and I went to red rock and I said red rock can I get my fucking
percentage of losses back and they fucking didn't do shit for me and so basically the end
today I was just like I don't I mean I don't want to play here right now you got no free plays
what you're saying? I mean dude overall
I like I said my losses
were my first of my overall wages
in the millions like overall
sure yeah yeah you know
which is crazy I was getting a haircut from this guy
first time I've ever gotten a cut from him and he goes
what's good with your boy Bob bro
and uh said we time money he goes
go look at his story and he goes
he's still posting about this summer chick hasn't it been like
three years that's literally what he said to me
dude you look stupidest fun you got to let that go
the thing is this with Slim
it's three years bro
Salim,
Sleem,
Sleem, here's a deal.
I don't give a fuck
about what anybody thinks
I know,
but for you to post
it seems like
there's always,
that's the thing.
You're publicly,
you're publicly stating
this chick owns
real estate in my head.
Like it's,
no,
I'm basically,
she's out at fucking
floor room with me
and my boy's having a good time
meanwhile you're posting
about her like,
you posted her,
like,
where's my guy with the,
you posted a photo
of her and the paragraph
is so long
that I didn't want to read it.
No.
That's how long it was.
I'm not,
I'm not talking.
Listen,
listen,
I wouldn't do that, bitch.
Yeah, you got a live live poster.
No, but I've been on a tear lately.
Ah, here we go.
By the way, I watched your interview with Candace Owens
and the girl that fucked a thousand girls.
Yeah.
Let's flip the switch.
I mean, I'll fuck a thousand girls.
And I'll fuck a thousand girls in one day.
Jesus Christ.
If you want me to do that for me.
Jesus Christ.
You're, that's impossible to do.
I'm like, we never talk.
Oh, shit.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You would need a lot of Viagra.
Yeah, I can't do that.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
Yeah.
I can't even fucking a lot.
guy said it like it was a favor he's like i'll fuck a thousand girls for nilk if i have to yeah yeah but wait i want
to tell you guys you know i'm getting i'm getting uh back backlash on that interview because
are you why because everyone's getting mad at me and brad because we were kind of taking it like
it's kind of funny like putting kandis owens and a chick that fucks she fucked a hundred she's doing
a thousand in the same room and me and brad were like kind of joking that's like a dream face off
yeah it was a dream face off wait wait bro so kandis is she the same as the bony blue girl or is that
someone different. Too different, but like do similar content. But anyway, Candace is sitting there,
telling her like, you're completely messed up. Your mom didn't raise you right. And they're
getting mad because me and Brad, like, they really thought that Candace was going to sit there
with her for 20 minutes and change who she was as a person. And meanwhile, I'm talking to Lily
on the phone. Like, yeah, I just want to make sure like you're all good with this. She's like,
yeah, I'm doing a thousand guys next week. Like so putting Candace Owens, if she's doing another 1,000.
No, she's only, she did 100. She's going to go for a thousand. Truthfully. Like, is your vagina just
A thousand in what?
In one day.
That's fucking crazy.
So I'm laughing about it and shit.
I'd be down.
And it is kind of fun.
She's gonna fuck a thousand guys in one day?
Okay, so she said this.
She's doing 300 in like a week or two
and then she's going for the thousand.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
That's where we are as a society.
There's not even enough time for that in a day though.
I don't know how.
That's got to just be just like quick sliding in and quick.
It's got to be a minute.
It's got to be like one pump next.
One pump next.
Next.
A minute.
Probably 30.
No.
No.
No, not everyone can bust.
You gotta...
What do you mean?
No, but there's no time for that.
No, but you're missing the major point.
You're missing the major point.
The majority of people that are going to go do this thing
probably don't have a lot of experience.
What if she gets triple team during one session, though?
That counts, right?
That counts, right?
Because you're getting fucked in the ass.
No, I'm sorry, fucking the ass and in the vagina.
Well, that doesn't count really as a whole.
It has to go in the pussy?
I don't know.
Let me hit her up and I'm going to ask her for the breakdown.
I'll get her.
I'll get to, I'll get the break down.
I think we, I could probably get you.
I could probably get you in the top 100
As a friend
I'll ask her
I would do that for you
For her to fuck me
Because it would make sense
Because obviously I have a little fucking
Fogin' fault
Does that girl have a fucking
Condom deal or what
I want to be the last one
She's just making millions of people
Buying this video
I mean imagine
That honestly that might not be a bad
Like you would want to watch
Not a hundred go
But maybe just like
See a little bit of that
I want to be the last one
Like how does it work
How many people are in line
You know what I mean
Dude I was so fascinated by that
That's fucking absurd
I've never watched any of your shit
Because I don't find you talented
or entertaining at all
but I'm just kidding
I'm gonna fucking like
I only watched that
I really watch that episode
I watched that episode
I got a house in the hills
that you stay at when you come out
Is that a big accomplishment
for her though like
I mean does she look at it that way
but she made money off that
That's crazy
I don't know
If you're gonna go to that extent
I don't even know how that's possible
It gets to a point where money is not
Come on bro
Her clam must just be fucking
Very very wide open
That thing definitely does not smell good
We could all agree
It does not smell good in there
That clamus.
Honestly, that should be illegal.
No, I think what should be illegal, and this is the one thing I do.
No, that should be illegal in the United States.
Okay, but wait, in Canada.
Here's what should be illegal.
And any country that's in NATO.
And this is where I agree with Candice.
And I'm sorry if I wasn't sensitive at that time, but she probably shouldn't be allowed to have children.
What do you mean?
Where is this taking place?
Like what hotel and what?
No, like what country.
Oh, she's doing it in the States in January 26.
I mean, I'm on the cops.
I'm going to pull up just to see what it looks like.
No, I'm actually calling the cops.
You wouldn't pull to me just to see what it looks like.
Yeah, and I'm going to call the cops.
Yeah, I'm actually dead serious.
I'm calling the cops.
If you could handle with your people, maybe we'd deport her out of the States because
we might have to get Lily Phillips out here before.
She can stay.
I actually might, like, call the cops.
We should just play a golf match.
Okay, but wait, here's the...
I don't think that should take place.
Golf match has something to do that.
There's got to be some sort of law.
Here's what we should...
Here's what we should debate.
If you got to do it, I don't think it's like a 911, but it's just like, it's like when
you call the police, you know, it might take them 30 minutes to call back.
And it's just like, yo, I'm just letting you know.
this girl's about to bang
a thousand guys in one day
I really don't think this is good for the neighborhood
I don't think it's good for the fucking county
it's definitely not good for the state
and it's not good for the country
damn just for 10,000 fuck yeah
go ahead
yeah no I'm just we're good
yeah alright wait but
what about on the flip side what if a guy did
a hundred chicks then he's super
yeah we celebrate them man
yeah that's just the way it is
that's just the way it is unfortunately
100 chicks
in a day is a lot of people man dude i think 20 is good all right 20 in a day all right
that's fine like 20 no but for her to flex 100 like dude that's a lot of you know this is this is kind
of crazy that's just too much that's too much i admire people one thing i always thought about is a you know
how you see when like there's like that that kid in high school that's like 17 and he's banging
his teacher oh my god it's completely fucked up but that guy's the man at high school if he's
doing that right that's like a long time fantasy yeah but it's like reverse psychology
Reverse, that guy should have the death penalty.
Well, there is double standards in society.
Yeah.
There's double standards.
I mean, there's stuff men can get away with and there's stuff women can get away with.
So I really picture.
What's the plans of the podcast as far as you guys uploading every week or just take time off?
And by the way, I'm trying to do three to four marks in this question.
I just got to be honest, Bob.
Like, you called me untalented and you said something else, but it is like, I'm doing way better in life than you.
I'm openly fucking with you.
I just asking.
You're still posting your ex-girlfriend from three years ago, bro.
You know what's funny about you, Bob?
you you start to talk about what's next let's go no i'm being honest like you start to talk like today
you were like all right so what's the future with full sun golf what's the future of fullscent
podcast look zappy zap and then it's like you don't even have any direction you don't know what you're
doing tomorrow fool how could you question somebody else you're not going to be sleeping in 20 minutes
this is literally he got a call today on the golf course he picks it up he goes who the hell's this
he's like it's your brother-in-law no i fucking he's like when are you coming home for
Christmas. He's like, I'll be there tomorrow.
No, I'll tell you what, I will openly admit
yes, that we are, we are misguided
in certain ways. I'm not talking
about me, I'm talking about you guys. Again, this is
a, just a chicken. You say it in a condescending
way. Castles questions. You say it in a condescending
way. I'll change my tone of voice.
What the fuck is going on with this podcast in full single
Golf Channel? That's all I want to know. We're continuing to do it
because I will be willing if you want.
This is Bob. This is Bob. This is Bob's
like, Stonykin. I will say
this. We had a recent person who I talked
to who wants to come on. You got to get him out of
podcast. And I mean, Kyle would obviously want to do it, but Gavin Newsom hit us up and wants to do
the podcast. You know him? Yeah, I mean, I think that like politics is done. I think that you guys like
politics is over. Trump won. Let's move out politics if I was the director of the podcast.
What, what direction would you go in then? I mean, please. If I find out of, if I found out of,
if a random guy said, hey, if you could get me on the podcast for five grand, and you would have
some random guy being here. I got two guys pulling up right now. Yeah. I mean, no, I think that,
I don't know. I think Kyle. I gave Bob a deal. We both agreed on to get guests and he couldn't
do it he didn't know i couldn't do it i just didn't care enough i don't care enough you know at all okay
what do you care about what does matter to you where i'm firing like crazy like we're just like i'm
just firing gambling right now and uh but i'm what's your what's your biggest goal for
2025 i don't know maybe maybe i don't know shoot two more movies business wise and personal
i mean make make 10 million that's the way he says how about personally personally none uh
none no no no no i mean i don't know i'll figure it out bro you know
You should probably have some personal goals.
Wait, yo, you're missing the whole thing that he just said.
And you notice how he says, shoot two more movies, like flexing as in two more as if, you know, I've already done one.
We just wrapped. We just wrapped Happy Gilmore two.
You did not have a part of that.
You did not have a part and had to get more two.
You did not have a part and had to get more two.
Yeah, you don't have a part and happy Gilmore too.
Hopefully, we have actually a big part.
The thing is the only problem was the cameras, there was the operator, truthfully, on the day that we shot.
There was some technical things.
What was your role in that one?
I have a sign of NDA.
I can't talk about it.
Oh, yeah.
Unfortunately.
But yeah, no, we have some, you know, we have some big stuff coming up, hopefully.
So, you know.
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you know all the shit but steve really is he's a steve is so fucking crazy when it comes to the
fucking red rock like dude steve is insane i've never seen a gambler like steve in my life no he's the biggest
to Genoa. He's, but he's like,
he fires, dude.
Steve fires huge. I lost, uh,
there is no limit. I lost two grand and I was so depressed.
He's like, I'm going to get this back for you and the same thing happens.
He went in and I was like, yeah, it's whatever, but I was pissed at the time.
This was like six months ago, you're going. And he's like, I'll get it back.
And then he's sitting there down 300K. And he's looking at me. He's like,
yo, I fucking hate you, bro. Like all this shit.
Bro, he was, he was, he was, a 300,000 gives me my two and walked out of there.
He was down a million dollars a week and a half ago. And I fucking.
blew down a guy who I convinced.
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To bring them back
and that was ready to bet
for him a free bet
a million dollars on Sunday Night Football
but Steve had a $5,000 chip left
at Red Rock
$5,000 he was down $900,000
he had a $5,000 chip left
and brought it all the way back
from that $5,000 chip
to $900,000
that's the thing
the way Steve and like even Dana play
I like gambling too much
I like gambling too
I just can't play the stakes that they play
well no that's what I'm saying like
if I lost a million dollars
like I think I would
I don't know what I would do bro
I would fuck I would kill myself
I'm gonna be honest like for me like I would
like no I don't know how they stomach that
that's fuck that's what I'm saying is
they're good at everybody's good in that
the good thing I like about Red Rock is too
wait the reason they can stomach that is because
Dana and Steve both know in their head like
I'm gonna get that back in a few days I admire it
I'm just I'm not let's they don't give up
is what they don't do because they're well I don't know what they
it's because they're psychotic gambling
they're psycho yeah
It's a kind of like kind of gambling addicts.
But at the day,
Dana can do it based in a situation.
But Dana is a,
like Dana will not stop either really, I don't think.
Like he goes crazy, bro.
I don't even go back there anymore.
Like I don't know.
My biggest pet pee with gambling and whether it be,
I will not go near him.
Like the people of the railbirds that just sit around and watch like,
it's like, bro,
get the fuck away from him.
Like he's firing.
Like get away.
Don't talk to anybody.
Like if I'm gambling,
I will not talk to anybody from gambling.
I want to be by myself.
I don't want to be around anybody.
I don't know.
If I'm tilted,
I don't know.
I hate when people come up to me to casino and say hello or whatever the fuck it is.
Or it's my biggest pepive.
I tell them the fuck off immediately.
For the rest of the time, it is what it is.
But yeah, no, I think the full cent podcast, I think that you guys need to get back on the, on the train again.
You know, obviously, if I was you, Kyle, I would just clean house.
Just start over.
Me and you just take this thing over again from the beginning because I tell you what, I'm seeing a singing ship.
Yo, I don't think you were like, we've been doing great since, no offense, since you've been gone.
I don't know who's been doing better.
You're wearing, Kyle, you're wearing one of Kyle's jersey, he's a happy-dud jersey, those sweats,
you pulled out of his roommate's room, like, sleeping on his couch.
Like he said, Trump Force won a week ago.
I don't know what you were doing a week ago, but things have been pretty good, bro.
He'll be attending the inauguration.
Good, good.
Yeah, guys, you know, see, the difference is like, it's not a, it's not a competition.
We have to realize in life, guys.
It's a team effort.
I'm not a common.
I'm just saying.
No, you're making a fuck face in the beginning here over here.
Talk of this fuck face right here.
It's not like a competition.
Remember when I worked for you, bro?
I miss, I actually missed those days, bro, when I was fucking making a thousand a week.
I actually just like Stiney that he's leveled up a little bit more than you.
Not at all. Not all.
Not a lot.
I feel like you are upset.
No.
No.
No.
I don't think.
I mean,
I don't think.
I don't want to throw shade because I'm here for you.
Anytime you need a place to stay.
You got my crib.
You got my whip.
You got one of my wits.
You have some sort of like animosity with this guy.
I have actually,
I would lend you money any of the week, but you know, I'll give you money.
We're good.
We're good.
No, you know, actually,
we brought,
I think I brought Steinie a couple hundred thousand dollars recently put in his pocket.
You're welcome.
um always i heard of brett stat too 20% or no i didn't
when are you got to pay when are you gonna pay i didn't take anything off you
bob's good guy i'd six six five thousand i don't know brett the other night got
taken care of last night very well so he's not told someone yeah you guys did a lot
but this is the thing about this is the thing about this is the thing about this is on record he
owes his assistant i don't know by the way i was you know don't even make you know things are
going well now don't even make me that six he's coming back first he's coming back
First and foremost, first and foremost, first and foremost, you know.
Might be back by tonight.
Let me tell you this.
I think that Brett Sadad, who you were referencing at 22 years old when I found him in a dumpster in Fall River, when he first started coming to work for me, to make $145,000 in year one and get the opportunity that you gave.
Wasn't that now.
What did I give you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I said, I'm going to make a reference.
I said, I said, Brett, if you work for me.
me for one year I'm not paying you until day 365 that's true and on day 365 what
did I do you send me a wire for 100 K hey wait that's also crazy you agree to
those terms no that's how you get in your foot in the door time out I can get something
let me work for Bob for a year for free and then hope that he pays me the last day Bob gives
the best entry level deals in social media business yes 100% and then here's a deal too though
not only that let's talk about the fucking necklace with charlie Jordan this is the
greatest thing ever. So in my camp, campmentary
when I was running it, which is a very small camp, but
so, so. It's a tight camp, though.
So Brett fucking, Brett comes in. So Brett, you know how these, okay, this is a deal.
You come and work for Nellke can work for anybody that has a little bit of
notoriety or whatever. You start to get a little confident along. That's why you can
only have like an assistant really for like a year. I do. I do get the
comfortability. Right. So listen. I do get no, no, no. I'm not saying with
Brett specifically, but when there is newcomers, there is comfort. Listen, listen. Listen,
listen. Listen to me, it's real quickly. So to explain to you. So they'll come in and then
they'll start to realize this you're by my side people are coming to you to talk to me like you
start to get a little bucking ego right my goal was if anybody the doors me was we take that ego
and we shrink it right back down to where the dumpster and fall river you came from and i remind
him that every fucking day so it's actually it's very it hurts a lot but it's a good tactic it's a
good thing so anyway brett along the way see when i do that to gabe i get called an asshole
this is how good of a guy that's how you that's how everyone sees gabe and gabe's amazing he's the best
Yeah, guys suck.
I have a great story
involving.
That's how Bob keeps his people soldiers
is he reminds you every day.
Yo, motherfucker, you could be gone tomorrow.
We got soldiers too.
You can be gone tomorrow.
But I want to tell you this story
about Charlie Jordan
in the gold chain that Brett bought.
You bought Brett a chain.
It's a great story.
It's a great story.
It really is.
It's $100,000 he gets paid.
Brett then goes to,
and he's already been now
going to clubs and Scottsdale
and like thinking he's the fucking man
and everything like that or whatever.
So I'm like,
this kid is fucking.
losing it he buys this all of a sudden I see this gold diamond necklace around his neck
and I'm like bro what the fuck is this necklace around your fucking neck he's like yeah I bought
it I'm like how much was that he's like 25 grand I'm like what the fuck now here I am betting
a hundred thousand dollars on a fucking whatever long story short it just also every time every
time every time every time I look at him it's just driving me nuts like it's pissing me off
like I'm like why is this kid wearing a fucking diamond fucking necklace every fucking time
feeling himself that's how many months in is this into the job is that
at the one-year mark, but still from six months to one-year mark, he was starting to like...
It was like...
It was a game.
Right.
Wait, let me be honest with you.
It's a problem, and since I had the same come up, you do.
And Gabe, it gets to your head.
And if you don't get humbled, you get a fuck and chain that day.
We have a sit-down interview with Charlie Jordan.
So we sit down, me and Charlie.
And Brett, I invite to be on the show.
And I say, Brett, come on in.
Join the show.
I want you to co-host this one for me, okay?
So Charlie Jordan sits down.
Brett sits down and we're sitting around
I said we're talking about a little fucking podcast
I said hey Charlie by the way
I said Brett let me see that chain for a minute
take the chain off his neck
here's a gift to you Charlie
$25,000 chain
give it to her
and she's like I can't take this
I'm not going to test it take the fucking chain
I sent Brett $25,000
because it was his birthday
and I said don't fucking
don't wear a fucking chain
again so I bought the chain I gave it to Charlie
Jordan she leaves
next thing you know
this is the greatest Brett
the hunt for the chain back from Charlie
Jordan so Charlie Jordan's
fucking team calls me
and says hey by the way we can't air that
episode we just filmed
we just didn't like it was sloppy I wonder why
I was fucked up in the four seasons hotel room
it was probably the worst look of her life
messy sloppy worst look at your life
sitting down in menorraine
makes total sense whatever so it makes sense to do
I said
all right cool well where the fuck is a diamond necklace
or whatever the fuck it is send it back and we're good
I'm not gonna let you fucking just walk away with the necklace
we can't air the episode and we went back and forth
with Charlie Jordan's team
six months for six months back and forth and charlie was she was cool about it she was just kind of like
well you know like she was cool about it though she wasn't bad it was her team i think she must
not care how was i an asshole though i was talking about something yeah i want to talk yeah there's probably
a whole other version to that story i'd love charlie jordan's team i love charlie i love charlie you
you're awesome it was our fault brett's an idiot yo i want to know when you see yourself getting married bob
seriously i had plans to do with that girl
That's why I had plans.
We had kids.
Like, honestly speaking, like, when do you see yourself having a child?
I mean, that could kind of sound vague.
I mean, I was ready when we had our situation with that little shit going on.
I was ready to drop everything.
I would have dropped everything.
I wouldn't have done drinking.
What about you?
Like baby mama or like a relationship?
No, I don't like fully fully where you're like, you know, I want this woman to be the mother of my children.
Probably like.
35?
Yeah?
Five years.
Does it make you fucking out a lot?
No, but like, just the chick's, you know, it's fun.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
I try and fucking downplay this.
And a lot of the times because I'm not throwing him shade,
but when Gabe's around,
he gives me shit,
but bro,
I go out a lot.
Yeah.
Of course.
I mean,
and, uh,
I mean,
what,
like,
you're saying that like,
that's a surprise.
Yeah,
yeah,
but like,
does it?
Not necessarily.
Guy did a 30 second setup to tell us that he goes out a lot.
Yeah,
it was a big setup.
You said it like we like,
don't know.
You guys like,
you guys fucking judge me because you're on your gym grind and I like that.
I'm on my gym grind too,
Oh, so you're saying you like going out.
I like going out, but I also, it's like,
it just doesn't make you feel good about yourself.
Going out's the worst thing you possibly do.
I don't go out.
I hate going to.
You fucking party like a fucking gorilla.
No, but I have people in my hotel room and just chill and fucking...
And drink and clear the mini bar.
It's the same shit. You're just not out.
You're killing bottles every night.
Yeah, of course I am.
I'm starting off the year with the cleanse.
Yeah, we're not.
I'm doing a marathon March 9th.
Or sorry, February 9th.
So I'm going...
Dry January?
I'll do that.
I'm going dry till February 9th.
I'm gonna try but we have UFC LA Steini yeah I'm gonna do dry till February 9th till my marathon
I fully plan to continue drinking and at this rate until I die I will not quit and I will
tell you to God's honest truth I like it I like I like commitment no and I'm being honest to be
committed to something I fucking I love to be honest to you I will openly admit it is it the best thing
in the world should people do the same thing I'm doing or not I fucking love getting fucked up
don't know really I so thoroughly enjoy it it's not I well wait Bob I like the
thought of it but because I don't want you I'm not a bad I'm not a bad like I'm
probably gonna die early I'm probably gonna like fucking die like it shit I don't know
I love Bob Bob wait you are I will not stop wait I will continue to fucking get
fucked up forever dude don't drink that from the bottle Jimmy can you give him a glass
this guy really fucking tell me to do yeah I love you sleep but I'd be a really nice
shit I love the thought of like yo that was hilarious that was hilarious
Contrast you know I love the fact that I love the thought that we when we do go out and we're like oh
Have a night I'm going on a champ dude like oh I think I've been dying Bob you're a full-blown alcoholic
Oh a thousand percent bro bro everything's just about balance bro it's anyone that says going out dude going out still once in a while is a fucking it's a fucking great time what are the goals of going out
Get pussy maybe socialize whatever at the end of day just if you're a straight male the only reason you go to the club is to get pussy correct guess what slim guess what you don't have to go out with what you have
No, I can get pussy and you can save money.
So when you go and spin all this, I've never, ever bought a bottle of my life.
Yeah, but see, your tactic's different, pro.
You would rather put these chicks all over your gram, make them promises and shit.
I'd rather go get drinks with them.
But I don't, but you're wrong with that too.
It's funny as it is.
As funny as it is, no, as funny as it is, is this.
I don't make promises ever on my gram and shit like that.
No, but that's your way of pulling.
I mean, bro, I got, like, I got, I don't know, like, I got, we're good than that category.
I like going out when there's, like, a dope occasion.
I hate it.
I just like keeping it low key and just like iceland.
Because the goal of the end of the day is this.
It's time management, right?
I mean, I'm not saying.
Okay, so you're not coming to the club tonight or what?
Fuck, no.
You couldn't pay me a fucking $100,000.
You're going to be there.
No, I wouldn't go for, I swear on my life, I will not fucking be.
We love him, Kyle and Steady Night.
I have a bunch of girls.
I know, but why don't just have fucking chicks here and just chill?
I don't take it.
Like, why go and spend money at the fucking club?
It's free always for you guys.
I'm sitting on the couch.
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All right, freezer, what up, baby?
How are you feeling up to the match?
Feel it good, you know?
I'm honestly stulked me and Bob don't owe each other anything
I did
I give you good break, you luck
Yo, I'm not gonna lie
I played lights
No, Kyle was dumb
I felt so bad Kyle
I think I made like
Drives were there.
I think I made like seven bucks today.
Kyle, I felt so bad.
I'm like trying so hard to like hit something.
I couldn't.
You played bad.
Yeah, but bro, he's on.
He has,
that's what I'm saying.
He has an advantage on the back nine
because all the rest of the boys drink hard
on the front nine.
He stays pretty sober.
I told everyone I pulled up today, Sonny.
I was like,
no, I could tell.
Yeah.
I was like boys.
When I play for money, I play to win.
No, I told Gunner, I go,
call me out of the match today.
I go, I'm not, I'm not going.
I woke up on a twin bed in the East Hotel
in the living room on the floor.
I go, what the fuck?
Yeah, you were banged up today.
But you rallied, but hats off to you.
You had to you.
Yeah, I survived.
Haven't slept.
I mean, dude, the last three weeks, Jesus Christ, Bender City.
I had a Benner to finish.
The low-key one.
Good.
You guys ready to pop out tonight?
Who's popping out?
I am.
I'm going to stay back.
Yo, wait.
I want to address this right now, bro.
Like, what's, are you and Mike, cool?
Because Mike's a good guy, and he's ever had beef with anybody.
I know he came at you a little bit.
Wow, Steinie clip hunting right away.
No, not clip hunting at all.
I just, I'm curious, what's going on.
I like, like, here you go.
Been waiting for this big moment, eh?
Mike, the guy.
Who wins in a fight?
I mean, I, uh, fuck.
I thought we were chilling.
We were chilling, for sure.
Guy came up to me, good guy, when we were at the bar before.
I was like, he's like, what you're doing?
Tell your side of the story.
I'll tell what I hear.
He's like, how his upper deck he's going all this shit.
I'm like, great, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Good guy.
Oh, my God.
We're on the bus.
obviously banged up.
It was like a fucking 15 hour
day of stewing.
Next thing I know
fucking buddies with this girl.
I think you said I touched her.
Not a shot.
Let's clear that up.
Not a fucking chance.
I touched her.
I didn't touch anyone.
I didn't even know my middle name.
Yeah,
I was banged up for sure.
You wouldn't touch somebody way.
I know you.
You wouldn't do that way.
Yeah.
I'm not a fucking weirdo with birds.
And he just stands up,
starts screaming.
Talk to the boys after on the bus.
Talk to Shuga.
I was like, what was good with that?
Buddy freaked out, yeah?
Might have been in the wrong spot, wrong time.
I don't know, though.
I think it was a little out of pocket on his end.
Shugga's not the best witness, too, when he's hammered, though.
Yeah, I know.
I'm saying, we're all hammered.
Yeah, Shugga's testimony at a send doesn't mean too much.
All I remember him just standing up going, chill.
Oh, and Gunner stands up and goes, don't do this right now.
No, but Ched, you're a scrapper, so that's why it's hard to believe that you may,
you maybe weren't the enforcer in this one.
Dude, I probably was, yeah, after I'm getting screened, after I'm getting screamed at.
You probably were.
Like, probably dishing the lightest of turks being like, yo, buddy, easy.
Guy stands up and starts screaming at me.
I mean, you be getting angry, though, like when you drink a little bit.
Sleen, yeah, buddy.
You guys are about to fight.
Yeah, you wanted to fight me today, bro.
You were fighting.
What do you mean?
Coming from Celine.
Actually, we just got R-K-Oed by Bob Mennery today.
Honestly, Freezer was probably a bit hammered and it was probably a misunderstanding.
You guys, you guys should patch it up.
Oh, dude, me and Mike, so the only thing that...
Because I'll be honest, Mike, he's, I love you both.
I love, I love you, too.
And Mike's a good guy.
Yeah, Mike's a solid guy.
It wasn't misunderstanding, but I want to clear up that, like he said, I might have touched
this girl.
There's absolutely no chance I even got within a five-foot radius of that chick.
Are you saying that?
You don't think she's attractive?
No, she's definitely attractive.
No, no.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
I don't even know her.
I don't even know what she looks like.
You were the one getting previews this girl.
Maybe say, maybe you could.
I mean, yeah, whatever.
Stiny,
no,
Stiney was the one getting creepy with Mike's girl.
It wasn't getting creepy,
bro.
No,
but like you don't even know her like that.
Like you were acting like you knew her like that
and you're just like,
I know her like,
you'd like go put her arm around her and she'd be like,
who?
Mike's girl like Stine,
like she was trying to like,
she was feeling me and I was like,
no, she was absolutely not.
I know what you're saying now because I don't,
Steinie's good at like,
you know what Stein is?
What was I doing at the prize fix event?
I was pitching this guy my fucking discord.
Yeah.
And it was like,
yeah, dude,
We run poker events.
We're doing six figures a month.
Like, let's get Stining involved.
I had to sit down with you.
You and Michael patch it up.
We got to patch that out.
No, we will, for sure.
And he hit me up, or I hit him up.
And I was like, you know what I hit him up with?
I DMed him.
I see this clip.
I'm like, I go, bro.
Podcast clip was a little out of pocket.
Oh, he talks shit of you in the podcast?
Bro, for three minutes straight.
Oh, bro, fuck that shit.
I hear it.
And I have to address it.
So I hit him up.
And I'm like, yeah, that was a little.
out of pocket I go I thought we were chilling bro
and he writes back and said
pretty much straight up
Mike's gonna be watching this he goes yeah dude we just need
content you know we gotta talk about everything
I'm like yeah I don't believe he said that
guys guys real quickly I have the fucking DMs
what the fuck you mean but Mike's a good guy
they need a content to talk about he said that
yeah true
I go yeah no straight up I mean yeah
you need content to talk about I go yeah
but don't over exaggerate that I
grabbed your bird or made her uncomfortable
What the fuck you mean?
Me and sugar
literally look like
nose nachos in the club.
We're on a sprinter
getting zooted
after a fucking
10 hour day of drinking.
Like, dude,
easy.
Just calm the Jets guy.
I have a trial.
I have a trial coming up.
I'm going to trial.
For what?
For nothing.
But I just want to let
I'll leave that out there.
We don't have to go into discussion
with it.
I just want everybody to be ready for it.
I have a trial for a case.
I have a trial.
When?
Well,
I know what it is.
Bob getting his ass cooked in Encore Casino.
Yeah, well, guess what?
You know what's funny about that?
I don't even know if a lot of talk about it.
But at the end of time, you got your ass, you got your ass to Boston.
I'm just saying this.
Let's just say this.
I had a chance for $40 to drop it and it all goes away.
Or spend $30,000 and go to trial.
And I chose trial.
And there's a reason why.
I'm not going to talk about it, but there's a reason why I'm going to trial.
You guys are welcome to.
Yeah, I feel you probably go the hard way.
You would have got a minor charge though still.
Just I want to put it out there, guys.
Stay tuned.
When is the trial?
Because I want to be there to support.
I don't got to hold this in.
Oh, it's coming up, I think.
Let me call the lawyer.
Wait, no, don't.
I don't know if you want to go.
I'd like to be in the front row.
I'm going to trial.
Bob, save me a seat in the front row, please.
I will be attending.
I'm going to trial.
Bob, I will be attending your trial.
No, I'm serious.
And you know what's funny?
I have really, really good lawyers.
Yeah, you know what we need?
Just full send coverage of Bob's trial.
No, dude, you know, what are the thing is this?
One of the things is this that we talked about on.
I think you should self-represent yourself.
You look like an owl right now.
I'm playing a game on gambling.
But listen, I fucking...
Guy gave me an orange guy today.
I helped a little.
I ended up, I ended up...
I asked, that was the first day I asked the lawyer.
I said, well, can it be live streamed and can be whatever.
He said, yeah, I mean, yeah, I can.
So I said, let's go to trial.
No, okay.
I got arrested for absolutely when I tell you.
You sound like Billy Tibbets.
Let's make this bigger than fucking...
No, no, I agree.
But I'm arrested for absolutely nothing.
And it was so bad.
Bob.
That's like me telling my mother.
Bob's the only guy who would show up.
He did something, boys.
He did something.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Bob would show up to trial with a literally if it was full coverage.
The fuck you could arrest it for?
Was this Encore Boston?
I got arrest for nothing.
I was right.
I was right. I fucking called it.
You know what's great?
Encore casino, I called it.
You know what's great?
I'm on trial.
I go, Encore Boston.
And you know what's great?
I heard Bob got laid out in the fucking casino lobby.
Yeah, you know what's funny?
You know what's funny?
Why else would the state of mass?
Massachusetts asked to suppress the tapes.
We'll follow the trial.
Stiney, listen, I want to tell this story.
Yeah, yeah, go.
Stiney was, I brought Stiney in the studio with Lil Dirk and I, and, I, and, I actually
want to hear more about this.
So I'll let Stiney tell the stories and I get pissed.
And Stani, you're going to tell the story.
But he had two dicks.
He wants to be a rapper.
No, I pissed me out.
He wants to be a rapper.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Stine's top clip farmer.
That's a great story.
How?
Stine wants to be a rapper, but like still a lawyer.
What's wrong with that?
You still wants to have that.
But wait, how much?
How much did they fuck with me?
That was one of the weirdest calls I've ever got from Stiney.
I mean, me and Stiney now, we're fucking boys.
So we're always there for each other.
Stiney's always there for me too.
I'm always there for Stiney.
So one day I got a call from him and he facetimes me.
And he's pretty much just having a meltdown.
Freaking out, almost crying pretty much.
I know when Stine is freaking out.
I swear to God, almost crying.
I'm like, dude, like what's wrong?
He's like, he's like, dude.
He's like, I have dicks in my teeth
He's like, I got two jewel dicks in my teeth
I'm like, I swear I was like hung over or something too
I was just like really tired and I was like
Dude, what?
I'll tell you what Banks sent me to a dentist in LA
To get a filling for my tooth
And I woke up and they had two black dick jewels
On my first two teeth
That's like a federal crime
Like I don't know what I had exactly
But I thought I was just getting a filling
And then I woke up and he showed me
and I had two black dick jewels on each of my front teeth.
And that night I'm going to see a little dirt.
The first night I bring him in to fucking Dirk in the studio.
Yeah.
With fucking those guys.
Bro, I had to dab him up and explain it.
Yes.
Were they clear?
No, they were black.
They knew it was good.
No, I'm saying like it's a clear.
And I told Stani, I said,
Stani, I said, listen, I said,
you've done the studio stuff of certain people and shit?
I said, you understand this?
Like, Dirk and those guys, they don't play around.
It's like a real setting.
So my favorite Bob's story every time.
It's a real setting.
So what?
They're homophobic.
Yeah.
No, it's just they're fucking, I'm assuming that it's like, it's just everybody's like, whatever.
I don't know, but I'm just saying, like, don't show up a two dicks here, Keith.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Those guys are great guys.
So, Bob, got a question.
When they're in the studio.
Doesn't make them out a great guy.
When they're in the studio, what's going on?
What are you doing?
You hyping them up?
No, Bob is in their hood on pacing around.
I get you that deal.
He just goes, I can get you that deal.
My voice freaked out on Bob in Arizona last week.
You what?
They go, guys got to go.
Bob was literally running
a fucking indie 500 around our house
I'm sleeping after the match
And he's coming here
He goes
Freezer, freezer, freezer
Zippy Zippy
I'm waking up
I'm like Bob hitting up
Everyone in their mother
He goes
I can get you in any club in Arizona
Don't worry
You guys I'm the best agent
He goes
You know why the elk boys have me around
I save him money
And it
You know he's right
And he goes
You are using our name
For some negotiations
I just hit something big
And then Bob goes, listen, he goes.
I just hit something big.
Boom!
Listen, he goes.
I don't know where Bob goes.
All right, I got to get out of here.
I got to go watch Harry Potter with the chick.
I'm like, that's goaded.
No, we ended up watching the Red Sox documentary on Netflix.
I like that.
That's actually fire.
It's actually funny.
Yeah, boom, it's right.
But I'm big on Potter.
Big time, Potter.
You fuck with Potter?
Who, another one?
No.
Heavyest.
Oh, yeah.
You do fuck with Potter.
I've seen Ascaband like probably 12 times in the last two weeks,
tongue. Harry Potter's the best, bro.
Like every day and when I'm hung. I'm not a huge fan
of Ascaban. I'd be honest. Just zip it
on and I'm like, fuck. I don't
even watch. I just hear it. Crazy thing
just happened in Florida.
Pornhub no longer available.
I'm going to test that right now because I don't buy that.
I'll try it right now. I've never watched porn.
I think it's 2025 going into effect.
Pornhub is no longer.
Right now, right now.
Pornhub is gone? No.
You will lose access to Pornhub
in nine days.
In nine days. It's banned in Florida.
That came up?
Yeah.
Yeah, what about TikTok?
Is TikTok on?
What's your...
No, I threw it.
I threw a 30K bet.
TikTok does not get disappeared by.
On what, Polymarket?
Yeah.
Damn, Bonnie Blue, first thing that pulls up.
What's your opinion on the porn hub thing?
I'll be honest.
I mean, there's a lot of other sites up there.
Are you a big P-Hub guy?
I like the format.
I like the layout.
I like the colors.
No, I love everything about porn up.
I like the logo.
I like, I'm just used to it.
No, I'm a simpler guy.
Like, it's like a gym routine.
Like, you know what your search is.
I'm not going to like.
I know that's a little derogatory, but what is your search?
I like that secretary shit.
You know when you don't, when you got to go to a new gym, though?
It's a new routine.
Plain format.
It's like I'm fucking plain.
And what do you look for?
Are you just a four you page guy or do you search certain?
Oh, no.
Miltf.
I don't know.
I haven't jerked off in a year.
I like porn stars.
Yeah, me too.
I'm dead ass.
Miltre right away.
Fuck.
I'm back and forth.
Bob, what are you on there usually?
I swear to God, I'll just be honest.
I don't beat off.
Like, I just don't beat off.
All right, guy.
You sound like my buddy in fifth grade
Try to be cool
Sometimes occasionally
Like I'll fuck my bed
And that's it
What?
Yo, can you get up
The gambling, bro?
Huh?
Stop gambling
That's good
I'm killing it right now
No, I'm just kidding
I don't jerk off
I really don't
I swear to God
I'm on a run bro
Pops of maniac bro
I know dude
I'm on a flip
People always make mentions
About the fact that you always
Have to talk
About how you get pussy
Because you're insecure
That you might not get any
A shit ton of pussy
As I should
Like I got a lot of people
Who follow me
I got like a fucking
personality
I can fucking talk
I mean come on
Guys, I'm nasty at it
But I treat women with respect
That's the difference
You know, I don't try and fuck people
I just have over we chill
And if we fuck we fuck
Do you guys see the Logan Paul
Connor Connor McGregor shit?
That's not gonna happen
I think it could happen
I think it I don't see it
I don't I wonder what change to why Connor can
Do that without the USC now
But that a knobby family's behind it
We're saying a Logan Paul
That's like the family that got Bieber
To perform at their wedding and shit
And like I wish Connor was
at the same
who wins in that fight
I think Logan Paul
boxing
yes who knows
I mean that that's what makes the fight great
I mean we haven't seen Connor fight in a while
and we know how Logan
I feel like Logan I feel like Logan Paul
at his size
with his with when he flop Floyd too
that was that was years ago
well that's a great matchup
he's he's like been training
he's been he's in fucking insane shape
fuck man I wish Connor wasn't
earn these tyson fuck bro that that bang is probably insane with that with that family
with that family involved bro that's like god what a clown by me bet fucking
tyson for the house you bet tyson you bet tyson it's crazy that was the dumbest bed ever
fight against paul yeah well that's stupid he's fighting he's funny don't bet it wasn't
it wasn't bad against all their incentives you know the clips they had of tyson fighting
like made him of course look like creed no shit bro how do you think ben simmons got his
hundred 30 million that guy hit one three
and one IG video.
I mean, he's so wet, for sure.
You know, oh, you know how bad I want them
on the Timberwolves, Ben Simmons?
I don't think you want them.
Why on the Timberwolves?
Because we got Ant shooting three.
Yo, and by the way, this isn't shade,
but since you guys should have never got rid of a cat.
You got rid of a cat.
You get rid of a cat.
I know.
I love, I love Anthony Edwards with my life.
He's a Nuggets guy.
I'm just saying this is how you know, bro.
Cats, like Anthony Edwards is a little cocky.
Love the guy.
He's great.
but when you lose cat and your team's not playing like he used to you.
You know what Tyson didn't unload on him on those punches
is because all the fight money that they were making
was all unleashed on the later the fight went.
So all their money, like if it had gone first round,
they wouldn't have made anything, both of them.
Jake literally said in the fight, he literally goes,
I wanted to hit him and someone was like,
why don't you just crack him?
He's like, I felt bad.
Nah, because he did all the money.
No, what he's saying is Tyson had a couple chances where he could hit him.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
If they went eight rounds,
No, I'll be honest, bro.
I don't like these box.
Like, that's just my opinion.
I don't like these boxing gimmick.
I mean, I'm going to watch it.
Can't hate on it business-wise, but...
You can't hate on it.
But when it comes to, like...
I mean, I would be fired up for Logan Paul Connor McGregor.
He's done.
Kyle, we might need to get you in a celebrity boxing match.
No, fuck that.
Come on.
I got too much respect for that shit that, like, if I did it, I would want to, like, do it properly.
You could bang someone for real.
I'm not saying, I don't need that.
It's like, it's not like a real fight.
You might, like, I like, that's why I like,
Logan Paul Connor McGregor would be like that that's like at least more interesting
because of Connor's skill and his experience but Logan has a huge size of those
Paul boys I feel like that's what makes that you could have said the same thing for Floyd
Mayweather it was that's what I mean I'm pretty sure that was pretty big I mean we got
how do you okay but wait wait this is closer than Logan Paul Floyd I expect the I yeah yeah
this is closer that's true but Logan Paul's more athletic he's more in shape he's more
I'm changing this scenario.
A lot more size.
A lot more size.
I swear to God,
no one's getting knocked down
that fight,
Logan, Connor,
and it's just going to go
to a decision where everyone's happy.
Like,
it just is what it is.
What happens every fucking time,
bro.
That's just how it's going to happen.
Yeah.
Like, I can't see a world
where like Logan's like,
listen,
Logan,
he may be a great boxer,
but like,
I can't see a world
where he will let his ego
down that much.
And I can't see a world
where Connor would like
feel that.
It wouldn't.
I just don't see it happening.
I always take the,
opposite I might take Connor in this one again it'll be like a 12 round what eight rounds what do
might take Connor in this one too eight to 12 rounds they'll do eight to 12 rounds they'll do
eight to 12 rounds and in my opinion I mean like we're gonna see yo I got a like a semi
good I got a spiel good guy I like right respect in this influencer boxing Bob
yeah Bryce Hall if you if you pop in bare knuckle that's that's crazy stop playing
I respect Bryce Hall a lot bro yeah like bro we're fighting at the bar type shit like that is
there, bro.
Bryce is,
I respect Bryce.
Isn't he fighting?
Kimmel Slice Jr.
Gambles.
You don't know,
that's what I want to say.
No,
I'm low-key.
People that don't respect him.
He literally looks like Mr.
T.
Bro, he told me,
that shit's scary.
He was like, bro,
it's, when you go in there,
bare-fist fight.
He was like,
I'm a little scared.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah,
that shit scary.
I'm gonna be honest.
I respect.
I respect Bryce for what he's done
way more than what Jake's done.
Yeah.
In my opinion,
like,
because dude,
like,
if you really look at it,
In which way, though, because Jake's made a lot of money.
I'm not hating on Jake, but like...
You're an OG Jake hater, though.
Yeah, you are.
It's good.
Keep it going.
I like it.
Stand on it.
No, be honest.
It's good.
Okay.
I like it.
Jake Paul likes when you hate on him, too.
It's set up for him, bro.
Like, he understands it.
Obviously, every other fighter is going to do that in a way, right?
But like...
I don't think it's set up for Jake Paul.
Dude, come on, bro.
Mike Tyson was.
How about Mike Perry?
Listen.
That guy's a bare-knuckle fighter.
No, no, no, but the terms...
He loves fighting.
the terms that Jake has put it on right like obviously he's going to set it up for him to win obviously
every box who does that Tommy Fury fight was the like that's who he should be fighting continuously
he should be fighting those types of fighters and then I like he's fought a few uh boxers though that are
just like nobody's and no one cares right Tommy Fury has only been the fighter that has been like okay
I respect listen even though he's lost even though he's lost Tom of Furrier I respect the fact that
man he went in there and he actually like that's an actual boxer at his age around like
That is the exact same type of fighter that you should be fighting.
But it's like I said, Logan, Tyson, or Logan and Connor, bro, there's no way none of those motherfuckers are going to get knocked out.
I'm telling you guys this first.
Like, I'm not trying to say that.
I don't disagree with that.
That's what I mean.
It's like, it's going to become less and less intriguing as it keeps going on unless Drake really takes a big risk.
And I'm not really counting low.
What's up with him calling out, Nate?
He has an M&M.
I think Jake's done a lot, bro.
I don't think he takes the biggest risk.
Wait, real talk.
I don't even know if I mean dude any any boxer too like like okay but but the way he's claiming himself as a fighter right like he's not taking the risk of like how could he fought Connor or when like these I think I think his career's just gone like this so fast that if you compared that he's trying to like he's been boxing for four years yeah sure so for a real boxer that's boxing for four years I think he's taken a lot more risk than the average boxer that's been here you're also missing and but we're judging him on a super stardom level well that's
Which is not really fair.
You're missing the biggest point, bro.
Besides Tank Davis and Canelo Alvarez, Jake Paul is probably the third biggest name in that sport.
And Garcia.
I fucking love Garcia.
Garcia's last win.
Radical, bro.
PDs are not.
And I can confirm Garcia was fucking sending all the way up until that Devin Haney fight.
I saw it with my own eyes.
He walked into the room and fucking pounded a big fucking Papa.
Garcia, go, baby.
had hard tea. I'm a fan of Garcia for life.
You knocked hanging down three times, didn't he?
Who wins actually? Jake Paul or fucking Logan in a boxing match? I don't know. I don't
really care. Yeah. I don't want to see that one ever. I don't want to see that one ever.
No, I'm just wondering. I don't know. I thought you guys were to be like, I don't, I don't want
to do that. Logan and Jake should not do that because no, I'm like, then they're going to
have one, they'll try to do some fake beef thing or something and just, he does win that.
I have no idea. I will say, I will say this. Logan's got to be taller. I got to say this to the camera.
Continue watching MMA, UFC
That's the best fucking sport
Like if you talk about fighting
No, but if you talk about fighting
Save your money for you
I'm not even doing this as a promo
Bro like dude MMA is the best thing ever
That's a real fight let's show so love to USC
Fight dog
That's a real fight
January 18th
There is nothing yeah
If we were talking about fighting
I just
UFC is just on another
fucking level in terms of branding
Fucking buildup
Character production
Character
Like, just everything.
I fucking love the UFC so much.
Are you guys the best?
Are you guys excited?
January 18th, I'm so pumped for this card.
You got Islam.
Armand, Islam, Armand, Omar versus Mara.
Man, this is going to be nuts, bro.
It's going to be crazy.
He loves it more than anyone.
Khabib's coaching three different fighters in one night.
Tagir, Omar, and Islam.
And this is going to be nuts.
Big Hasbullah is coming back to town.
We're playing for 10K yesterday.
And Sleem goes, I have a question, freezer.
UFC I go
Shut the fuck up bro
I'm like
We have two holes for 10
I don't know who's gonna win this fight
Oh I hate that
Bro this flight
This fight I fucking freaked out on him
On camera
I mean
If you really think about it
Yeah I know that you didn't
lock in when there's 10k
I don't give a shit
Dude listen
Oh yeah you did
You looked shit
When we lost 5K
You looked shit
All right whatever
I go y'all take
I go y'all take crypto
No no no no
Hold on on
I'm being honest man
And this fight
He walked up and hit the fucking
Putt
So thank you for that
But, dude, I got, we got to talk about Generate team.
I gave it to you, too.
I know, and I hit it.
Dude, no one knows about that video.
Crazy.
Fucking.
Islam, Armon.
Omar and Rob is, this is a fucking bang-up.
That's one of the most excited cards I've been for.
I just love the Dagestanis.
I love those guys.
Now, Umar and Murmada made off is fighting Marab.
I want to see how Mara fights.
But the Dagestanis are just, they're just another fucking breed, bro.
Sugar's the go.
Sugar's going to.
Sugar is going to probably
hopefully fight the winner
of that fight again.
He's coming in tight.
See what he put it on his story yesterday?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Did you guys see that,
Stani?
2025.
Sugar goes,
no more social media.
My team will post.
I'm like,
bet.
You know,
like game time,
baby.
Let's go.
That's good.
Yeah,
I like that.
I like that.
I want to see,
I want to see Sugar just totally
dedicate himself 100%
sugar versus Omar.
Not that he doesn't already.
but dude what do you
Sugar versus Umar is
I feel like that'd be a massive fight
I hope I hope Omar wins because I would love to see
that five stylistically got me crying
that striking match is gonna be nuts
yeah sugar sugar versus Umar would be crazy
Omar's a first striking guy
he's not a wrestler like who's somebody who's somebody that you haven't met
yet because we meet a lot of cool people who's somebody you haven't met
that you'd be star struck for I would be very starstruck if I met Michael Jordan
Tiger Woods
Tiger would be nuts if I could play yeah if I'd say Tiger one
Michael Jordan 2
three, LeBron.
LeBron, that would be nuts.
How many strokes do you think Michael Jordan
would give you on the golf course?
Probably 30.
I probably smoke a cigar with him.
I wouldn't really care to like, I mean,
I don't really care.
But, I mean, I was supposed to play golf of them.
Probably Kim Jong-un, too.
I want to meet that guy.
Oh, that's still happening.
I literally felt like you met him.
I literally thought you did meet him.
I wanted to get Kim Jong-un on the pod.
Oh, my God.
Dude, come on.
Let me in for literally five minutes.
Got a pepper him for five.
We'll see if we can get it done.
That's got it.
Like, I'll pepper him for five.
I'll get the questions people want to hear.
Like,
You don't want to do that.
You signed Bob, right, recently?
Huh?
You re-signed.
No, we just brothers.
Is Bob resigned?
No.
Bob's impossible to make a deal with.
Yeah.
Listen, he's a deal.
We don't need a deal.
The second you pay Bob in a week, he wants more.
And then the week after he wants more.
And then the week after he wants more.
And then more.
And then more.
And then more.
And it never stops.
Wait, I'd say, though.
You know what I do with Chaffee?
I go, yo, choppy.
He got a little ripper coming up.
But listen, Bob's business model is this.
Bob takes advantage of rich people for a living.
And in order to do that, he needs to stay relevant.
And he gets away with it.
I'll give you that.
And that's why.
That's why he's with us.
Because every time he's with us, people hit him up.
And it's easier for him to close a deal.
That's incorrect.
We have our own name, by the way.
He comes out here for, we've had our own name for a long time.
He comes out.
No, no.
Bob is a big name.
But I will leverage.
I will always.
Me and Bob was at a sick side.
I want you to.
I want you to.
want my hands. I don't want my hands.
I don't want my hands.
Me and Kyle's agreement as simple as this, I don't really, you know, when we were
running the way we were running our podcast early on, and it was really good when this
podcast show was really fucking good.
And where it's at now is not even close to where it was prior.
There was when we did it, there was only two podcasts on YouTube in our era.
Impulsive and us.
Exactly.
And now there's fucking, but all, hot to, after the live Sunday night.
But let me ask this.
Let me ask this.
who pushed you to do a podcast.
Okay, but yeah, you can have that.
Menry can't take it consistently, but I definitely.
What do you think we would do, Kyle?
Me and Menary.
Menary, Chetty, pod.
I'm done with podcasts.
I don't really give a fuck about a podcast.
I like the live streaming though.
20.
I like the live stream.
20 what?
How many episodes you guys would do?
I mean, who gives you fuck?
It's not happening.
You guys will never do a podcast together ever, bro.
I just not do a podcast.
I do real streaming shit.
This will never happen.
This guy's fucked.
This guy's hilarious.
No, what I'll do is this.
I'll do it.
Teddy, you don't need Bob.
Go to the driving range.
You're so shitty.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Sorry. Fighting words.
You should have seen it today.
It was like, it was like beef.
You're blind.
You're blind to them too.
You know what's fucked?
You know what's fucked?
Is like regardless of any team I'm with, I will always be blamed for any.
No, Sleem said bad.
This guy hit, this guy's fucking eyes.
Salim was,
Selim was hitting.
Selim was hitting great shots today.
No, what I go.
My eyes were crossed.
Trying to fight everybody.
Your eyes are bloodshot red.
Looking like a fucking.
No, it's just, Slim is this.
What happened yesterday?
Guys are like, check it to you.
That's how your eyes always look.
I'll fucking steal you one, buddy.
Put a fop.
I don't know what you're saying, bro.
Like, like, you see a lot of these.
You literally.
But, like, you can't blame somebody else.
Like, when you're going to get fakes right now.
You saw one TikTok.
Yeah.
You got to go to the casino.
And you imitated it.
Good one, guy.
When are you going to stop heading up?
Wait, but so you did.
You're never getting that, bud.
I'm not going to get Becky Hill.
I'll guarantee I'll fucking bone that show.
Who's Gregie Hill?
Also, buddy, yeah, pop your eyes out more
They're already fucking deep
Buddy
Guys, I'm gonna fucking dinosaur, bud
I won the fucking golf match
For us yesterday
I hit two birdies
What's just a team after?
I want to keep us going for a minute
But then
No, I hit two birdies back to back
He's like Lebron
He's like Lebron when they win
You gotta praise him
But when he lose
No, no no no
No, I'm out
All right
We'll wrap up
No, we can wrap it up anyway, right?
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