FULL SEND PODCAST - NELK Boys Internal | Ep. 171

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

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All right, guys, welcome to another podcast. We're actually live from China right now. We just got here. So that's why the setup looks a little bit bootleg in this podcast is because we weren't even expecting through a podcast, but there's so much going on we had to. Before we get into it, if you guys have not downloaded the prize picks app,

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download the prize picks app use code nelk let's get into the podcast from china um so what's the deal with stony is he so stony got deported of china he got the nigh entry when he got in tonight today in the morning got a call for him at 8 30m like hey i can't get in they want to take my passport his passport apparently like he has two passports one of the passport he put it on the laundry couple like months ago and three pages got ripped from the back so there's already invalidate your passport right so then like if they want to be a deck that the passport is invalid because it's like because it's informed pages or just any pages it's the end pages like your passport is like

is a important document right if you sign or fuck with it anywhere it's void supposed to right so then the other one he had a second one the last page is bent so they say the passport is damage. I don't know. So he got in, he called me like, Gabe, they can't let me in. I need a fly back. And I can only fly back to the U.S. with no connections. Yeah, so in context, everyone listening and watching.

This was like 10 a.m. We're in China right now. Yes. We're live from China. And we just went to Japan. If you guys have been seeing our social media, we were there for like a whole week. And then, yeah, Stiney missed a Japan trip. We don't know why.

I mean, he was seen partying with Johnny Mansell looking like an owl. 11 and then he was so he missed japan and then he was messaging me like yo can i come to china only for five days i was like dude just come for the whole trip or don't come at all like straight up because like we're paying for your flight and everything it's expensive visa yeah visa everything so then he's like okay i'm going to come he was excited to come and then i guess he got stopped that chinese i just don't understand they stopped them and now he was stuck at the airport for about 10 hours 12 hours he's there until right now now he's 7.12 p.m.

First of all, why does he have two passports? Because he had it every time he was working with Steve before. So every time they would fly out of the time, he would lose it all the time. So Stein made a second passport for Steve. So he made it for himself as well. So he headed it. I don't know. It's just weird how like we all his passport works everywhere else.

I don't know. Something's not adding up now. I probably just didn't want to come. I think it's massage confirmed. What else could it be? There's been mysterious shit happening these last few months. No way. I think it's the only solution.

I don't know, man. I just got kind of like so fucked because... And then we got somebody from here to talk on the phone with them. I got our Chinese friends to talk to the Chinese people at the airport that he's at. He's not even here. He's in a different city. He did a connection from L.A. to a fucking middle of nowhere in China and then to here, right?

So our friend has a lot of pools here in Kumin, but no, at the other place. Oh, he's not here? Where's he at? He's three hours away by fly from here. Oh, shit. I don't know the name of city. He's just alone in some... yeah in china he literally flew 18 hours whatever it is now he got to wait 12 hours and get on a plane

again that sucks the best part the worst part go to san francisco lands at 8 p.m. the next flight leaves at 11 p.m he gets home at 1 a.m. oh it was probably suspicious like aaron steinberg flying to china by himself i think if he came to japan of us first and all came over and then he came with our group of 15 there's no way they would have just sing At the airport, everybody was so simple. They saw 12 of you guys out together, same thing. They were getting you guys digital stamp. That's it.

Right. Dude, where if I was alone? Yeah. Right now. So we haven't experienced too much of China? Holy. We're seeing the most. Japan was sick.

I feel in love of Japan I love it too much in a couple ways in a couple ways no no

we only had a like we are planning I think yeah that was quick that was a quick trip I had like I can't pass on it

though we need a visas I'd call everybody right now let's get this visas we were going to do a hole in one stream and then

that didn't come together and then we obviously wanted to like put a YouTube video out and we were deciding what we want to do we wanted to do something international so yeah we finally uh we're waiting for our connects in Japan to tell us to come so when they did we're just like we never have you had Asia planned we were like we wanted to do China for sure so we wanted to do Japan and China at the same time just to you know if we're flying all the way here we was wanting to do this after the whole one but was kind of the standby because we didn't know how long the whole one was going to be right so then we had this on the back burning like trying to figure out dates and stuff so then was already like was not easy to pull it off but it was easier than from zero right because where would you have the connections we're going to talk to what we're going to do and stuff like that but like whatever i planned when i was back in miami that changed completely when we got here so where we're supposed to go to africa too we're supposed to go to

that's next year now that's looking like next year february africa was crazy because we announced that we were going like in a week from the last pod and all of a sudden we got there's so many trips that flop this year can do it we almost went to egypt yes actually no we almost went to iraq no yeah we were in iraq we were in new york we were in new york city flying the next day and we were supposed to go to iraq we started to see headlines that um iraq shut down their embassy in the U.S., the U.S. embassy. Oh, fuck. Was Iraq? Was Iraq

that did it? I think it was something else. No, the U.S. embassy in Iraq got evacuated. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So everyone sees that headline. Our whole team sees the headline. Yeah, we all got scared. Everyone's sending it in the group chat, and we're like,

what the fuck? So... Was everything paid for already? Yeah. Oh. Everything was paid for. And then we, uh, we made some calls. I made a call. And someone told,

me, don't go to Iraq. Really? Don't go to Iraq right now. And then a few days later, they fucking, I guess Israel bombed Iran. Yeah, really? Oh, Iran, yes. They're like, please don't go. Don't go right now. And imagine we were in Iraq at that time. We would be fucked. We would have been fucked. I would have been fucked. I would have been fucked. We would have had to

like flee the country or going to hiding or something, bro. I don't know how. Yeah, I don't know. Content, though. It would have been good content, yeah. Probably would have died, but clips we had to flee around for so like kai was like should we go or no it was like at p.m and we fly next day we're like should we go or not should we go or not I was like fuck if I go for me like I'll be doing what I like I'll something happen I'll die happy I don't want to die there but yeah like let's go I'm down to go but I don't know it was a good decision take on shelter's and shit I'll send with the bomb shelters for me it's like if you die like

I've been telling everybody, like, how you want to die? Okay, how you want to die? Do you want to tell him, like, how this person died? Oh, he was sitting on the couch and just pass away. Like, boring, right? So you want to die in a rat? Like, how you die? Oh, fuck, he was flying somewhere.

And I don't know. You know what I mean? We do so much cool stuff. It's like, cool. Like, I'll be doing what I like. I think it's because at first, my problem is too. Like, and it's one of my biggest problems is I always underestimate, like, how big we are. Yeah.

Because I'm always just, I mean, yeah. I just don't realize it sometimes. Like, I don't look at it from the outside view. So, like, yeah, I guess if we're in Iraq, we obviously would have been targets because we're, like, publicly friends with Trump and shit. Like, so that wouldn't not have been good. I feel like I see it from that point of view, though. I see how big it is. Yeah, it's like, when I hear you guys are doing shit or see you guys doing shit, I'm like, look, like, it's going to make noise.

Yeah, that's my problem. I got a step. I'm just so in it now that it's like, fuck. Sometimes it's hard to look at it from the outside point of view. Look when we landed here. It's like, a guy was paid to go to our gate to, like, tell us that there's a hard mess. yeah that was crazy but i feel like back in the day our trips were still last minute though too right oh yeah it's just a lifestyle europe like when we went to europe back in the day

we booked the air bambes like only a week in advance i was asking jesse and pat i was before like right because i wasn't more chaotic for sure and he was like fuck it was crazy what's up me and my dad were saying is you guys are like it's crazy seeing you guys work like the whole team moving like fucking 12 people three things vans to, like, train, plane, cars, restaurant, this, shoot. Like, it's, like, well, and it's, like, well, fucking lubricated. Gabe's good at what he does. Yeah.

For sure. But everyone. Yeah, I know, Brett, everyone. Our team is, I'm really glad. You could actually step it up, but anyway. I know, right? There's no more shit. You know, thank God he didn't die in Iraq, eh?

Yeah, I can step it up now. Yeah. I'm just kidding, buddy. You kill it. But Japan was, what's your guys' favorite part? What do you guys like? Like the most? I like the sushi.

A pot take, I didn't fuck with the sushi in Japan. Yeah, I agree. It was too authentic. Yeah. And I think when you're used to like sushi at like catch LA and like Miami and you have the fucking hellfire rolls and the California rolls and like fucking whatever sauce on top. And then here was just, it was just raw fish.

There was raw fish and rice. There was no flavor. Everything was good was like fried, battered, anything. Yeah. It was fire. Skewers were great. Skewers, yeah. Wagu.

The sushi sucked. The sushi sucked. The sushi sucked. I was mostly just snapping it to girls because I knew they would, like, fire them up. One thing about Japan, girls love Japan. Have you noticed that? Yeah. I don't know what it is.

Because they have a lot of, like, the cosmetic for, like, facial and stuff is really good and cheap. So everybody loved it. Or being in Japan. Like, if you really, like, are dating a girl and you want to, like, wife her up, like, invite her to a trip to Japan, like, on a, have you seen a girl when they come to Japan they like to dress up like this Asian style and go to like those cafes

to try the match or like the little like dumplings or whatever dress up yeah they like they dress up like nice to take photos that you go just to that places Asian face or something I don't know what they call but what was your impression going into Japan about

like the local girls there versus like what we saw I had no expectations I didn't think the girls were going to be hot there at all. Well, and then we got there. I didn't have any expectation. I thought Japanese sounds like hot girls. I just never been into Asians. Do you think they hot? There was a lot of hot girls there, bro. Some of them, yeah. There's also a lot of tourists. It wasn't like just Asians. I was very, I was surprised. It was a hit or miss. Somehow nobody pulls. Dude, they remind me of Canada.

It feels like white girls. Like we went on a day. Yeah, I feel like Japanese girl could be like a wifie. Jesse moves to Japan next. Might just go over there after China. Do you feel like the girls in Japan were more, like, more, like, proactive than, like, in the U.S.? No. Wait, what do you mean? So, it's to the same thing. Like, in the West, like, the guy approached the girls and, like, make the stuff. Like, you feel like, no.

In the U.S., they're ready to go. It was tough. Yeah, but, like, the man got to be the one taking the lead, right? It's like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Japan, the girls were, like, so friendly and stuff as well at the same time. So, I don't know. They're friendly, but they're reserved.

Yeah. Yeah, I think they're reserved until you literally just go and say, like, okay, I think you pretty hey like cover your number and they're like i feel like they're cool with like that straight up yeah i think you're pretty first because they're very blunt i like how everybody in japan are really straightforward yeah that's it it's done that's it it's not like oh i don't know no they say what the fuck they think they're so organized yeah still clean and it's so quiet there that's one thing we said too yeah when we're in miami i haven't people touch their fucking horn oh my god for any fucking reason bro like it's like a reflex horn Miami Japan I think we heard one honk or two honks

I don't know they'll stop for you like like if you're walking on the street they won't like rage or anything did they say if you honk it means like you're like you want to fight yeah that's what in Miami they'll hit you like you're in the wrong you're in the wrong like you're j walking but like still like you kind of expect the car to slow down like you look and they're not slow down like they will fucking hit you they'll get up to your foot Japan, I was noticing, like, we're j-walking, and the cars were, like, getting scared of us. They're just so peaceful calm, so... I know.

They don't like you like Florida. Living there. I like South Florida a lot. You'd stay there for everything? I can't imagine where else I would live. I mean, I think, like, Southern California, not L.A. It is very nice. Really?

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It's fitness culture. There's sick. It's crazy. Everyone's running. Yeah. And recovery spots. I can walk right out of my house, run, like, on the fucking bridge over, like, the water. run to the beach

that's what I love about it they still love the gym yeah like for how Miami's got you have expected that like going to party town but like after moving there I don't know because we always

go to the same place it's like any way you'll party as much since we live there I kind of know well dude it's always the same it's anywhere you live too like when we're in Japan for a week we're obviously gonna party

like all the time right but like it's different if you live here it's different when we used to visit Miami every single time we'd go there we're like fuck three day bender apparently though it's a non different if you live here everyone i was talking to cocoa and shit like japan they just like

work in offices and just drink all night yeah they have you drinkers as crazy yeah yeah because once they once five o'clock hits you start seeing all the guys come out oh yeah and they're just they're ready to go in their big clip yeah that's why i love traveling too because i genuinely love it because you get to see and experience the different cultures yeah and yeah i remember it's every country we've been to like even from brazil to when we went got invited to Abu Dhabi every single country they're always like yo like this about this country like don't go to Brazil always inflated you guys can't drink in Abu Dhabi you're going to get arrested and then when you go there it's always the complete opposite of what you think you know what I mean

even India we went there so I think Japan one thing I noticed too but or like they just have a different I don't know there's more like love from like human to human right yeah like strangers like we went to the gym and like we told the guy we're not from here and he's like oh since it's like your first time i'm going to give you 50% off oh really yeah and we're like oh wow that's so nice like at a u.s gym they'd probably even be like you got to pay more yeah they probably i'd be like yeah we only do week passes yeah like pay for the fucking week well you swindled but yeah even on even but you know what i'm saying and then and then after he like like free protein shakes too and just like I was just like I don't know just like

I don't know just little things like that I noticed I don't know if you guys noticed that the tattoo I was weird I got turned down at a gym oh really yeah just having tattoos you can't go oh yeah you know I like that's a bunch of places spa and like all those public spaces they're like showing they're not allowed to so crazy must be an old school rule like it was connected to gangs or something that's what they said like whatever people like they have the tattoos there they like affiliate to the game members to the mafia right yeah Yeah. It's like they represent you, represent something.

Yeah. I don't know what, but... It's interesting country to country how, like, strangers treat other strangers. I feel like in North America, it's become more of, like, a free-for-all. Yeah. Well, standoffish. I mean, like, it's a free for all. Like, you know, like, obviously you care about your friends and, like, that's it. It's just, it's interesting how, like, the human species treats other humans in different countries.

Someone in America wouldn't really, like, going up to someone and asking a question is kind of like... get the fuck away yeah like in a way but here in like japan it was just you know you say hi and they just don't seem it doesn't seem like america at all obviously yeah but it was interesting how good was it having a 905 shooter and uh mt v pat in the mix that it was good it was a good on jesse pat nine oh it's a game it's a game changer it was fun it's fuck the great i'm always a fan more the better he's like everybody has a different characters he said he was down for china only because he's already been to Japan but then we couldn't get his visa in time i know i wish you could have came here but maybe we'll we'll do yeah we got to get just more boys trips going

everyone does their thing in between and then we all come together and just shed is so amazing should have brought steamy to china i know we should have already been over this oh yeah no suzs haven't everybody around yeah i've never done it's the best that was fun man sonny's weird on tithy your dad i know yeah he's weird i don't even know how's he just think the logistics round around around him like you know what i mean he needs a schedule just for steiny like bro we're not i don't know if he's an ego or but like we need to like i'm not changing the entire 12 people because you want to like no like the car's leaving right now we're living like do you see how how much stuff we have to do imagine me changing everything around every time

want to do something different you know what i mean we love to have him because it's like yeah i always tell him we'd love to have you but if you don't want to come we all want to have if you want me to come we love to have you but like i'm not gonna be making i'm not gonna be working yeah i think he did yeah he did yeah he even bought it he's coming today he bought it like a toy to bring it to us whatever stony's a guy too that he like really plans his bits in advance i think like he spends days like especially when he misses japan i don't know if you guys noticed but like in the WhatsApp chat like he slowly starts like make jokes and shit and we're all just like yeah he did he did so like he tries to like pretend

like he was there the whole time gonna be relevant right yeah it's not because I guess he also knows too like we're a big chirping group like when you come in hot too like he probably knows like fuck I'm gonna get chirped so yeah no he was super excited because yeah it was funny when he made that joke and then he was like he was like damn this chat's dead huh he was So I want to answer to that thing. Whenever we're coming to China, he texted like, oh, can I not post nothing up there? I had a whole thing plan.

He was, I guess he was really excited about everybody. I'm sorry. Maybe take care of my passport better next time. Seriously? Yeah. I don't know. Damn, serious and notes filled with fucking segment ideas. That's what he said he had, I don't know, man, but it would be cool to have him.

He was like, it's just a different, we got to. No, he was posting a bunch of shit about, like, how the biggest dick here thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he was doing. He was just filling our WhatsApp chat with, like, the dick. He posted, like, I want to go. dick for dick, like, just like... He said you're going to have the biggest dick in Asia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was posting out on his story. He sent a charge, a charge, whatever the thing you can make. No, with dick sizes. He sent me that, too, and he's like, yo, do you think I can post this? I was like, dude, I have no fucking idea. Like, why do you care about dick sizes in Asia? I don't wear it for the CCP. Like, I have no idea what you could post, bro.

Did any of you guys buy Pokemon cards in Japan or no? No, no, no, probably not. Well, that's just a Logan Paul thing, eh? What else did we do there? Speaking of the tattoos, Jesse said, something crazy we did in Japan that we won't say too much about, but it's going to be the title of the Nelk video, which that Japan first video is going to come out. This guy to call out. That video is going to come out the 27th of October. It was fucked.

We got a plug that took us to meet a member of the Yakuza, which is the Japanese mafia. we met a guy that that knew a guy that knew a guy that knew a guy that knew a guy that knew a guy at Burger King that knew someone else that took us to meet like a high ranking mafia leader in Japan and I guess the mafia there they run like everything everything like all the what was crazy is the process to get there yeah like me like they would send a guy send another guy yeah Burger Kings can we talk about like I think we could talk about the initial process yeah Yeah, but that's going to be the main portion of the next video, I think, is, yeah, it was, like, a kind of, like, our version of, like, a vice experience. It was fucking scary. It was intimidating, yeah. Members in, like, America and shit. They have members everywhere. Yeah, maybe I don't talk about the world.

You have to do shit. Yeah, that was, you mean, did people in prisons and shit? What? Go to the, wait, around the world. Huh? Like, like, like, Florida? Yeah. This guy left the main guy hanging three times.

So I didn't? Yes, you did. I said. You were. I was like this. And you were like, we're at a good time. Yeah.

No, you almost hit him in the face. We talked about this. Yeah, no, I know, I know. But no,

missing a doubt. No, I never missed a doubt with him. Three times. Yeah, really? I remember my third one, I was like,

bro. What was this reaction? What was this reaction? I didn't mean. Dude, the third time, he was looking around because he like,

it's more about him not looking disrespected in front of his people. Yeah. And you were like, you went to dabble, but then you were like dancing yourself. And he was just standing there like this. No, he was looking around.

Are you serious? Yeah, dude. And he has guys in Florida. Oh, my God. Fuck. No, I got that guy is. It was cool. They were like constantly loving up to our reputation, too.

Like, everyone says like, oh, if they got the chance to, like, sit down with a fucking mafia leader and shit, milk would do it. It's so funny. It was a cool experience, though. Sumo was cool, too. We did super wrestling, ninja shit. But yeah, the mafia shit was crazy. We won't say, rather just.

let you guys watch it in the knell video because it was fucking bro before you're before going to that oh my god i was you all you all see yeah you guys gonna see he was hilarious in advance yeah yeah you see it all right and it's what it is i i'm like a lot people just like right when we get to the first as soon as i got there i'm like i need a couple drinks man and all of a sudden you're friends with the first oh yeah it was such a fun time it was fun when you were shorts i was like i'm all going in this place No. No, we can't tell us that.

We got a little too comfortable rest of the bat though. He started smoking cigs and shit. I didn't record it. They told us to chill out. They told us to chill out. She called it. They said, we went there and we went to like a first bar that they brought us to. And like, they said like, you can have drinks and shit.

And then we're like, oh, this is sick. And then they told us like, you know, in Japanese culture, like, it's not customary for Japanese people to be like too friendly with you right away. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, you guys got to, like, they basically said, like, yo, you got to chill. Or the cup thing, you have to go under. Oh, yeah. That second leader guy, he went under him.

I wasn't there. So before we met the mafia leader, they told us, like, yo, he's going to offer you a drink. And you absolutely cannot refuse. Yeah, they said they were going to offer you a drink. And then he's going to cheers you. And they said, you have to go lower. You're the boss. But they try to go.

But they try to go lower. They go down. So they force you. It's like a thing like. He goes down and you have to touch your cup below his cup. But they don't go like this. They go like this. So they make you like,

remember when we all cheers, it was crazy how fast. Like this. And he's just so calm. The Chinese chicks were doing that to me last night. Did you notice that? Like going low? They were going low.

They were going low. I noticed it. This guy. Maybe it was just coincidence. I swear he was. There's definitely coincidence. I mean, They were in China now.

They were... Yeah. What? They were doing it? Yeah. Even here? Yeah. You don't even know about it. So how would you notice?

No, I'm just saying. Not going to lie, I've noticed on my date. They did a few times, yeah. Oh, that's sauce. It did. What I noticed here, like, they need... Here's the China, but they want to make a drink. It doesn't matter what.

Oh, yeah. Anything, like, drink of water. They say, like, they drink at water. I was like, fuck, man. Dude, I think the funest thing is the only place they don't drink is this dagistan. And they just, and all they do there is Palantian. tea they love tea time bro tea time every 30 minutes really yeah every 30 minutes like every it was we knew it was gonna come about he's more than

pray or sometimes praying is five times i didn't feel for you jesse to be back on i was like 30 times good it's just a different pace so it takes a while to get used to it but yeah fast amongst other things pat had a good time too yeah pet love it he's just like he's just lying for it how many darts did that guy have the chair back oh my kuzer like say your names he's like i'm pat yeah we prank can we prank nino really good too we won't talk about that let's just slap let's leave it we prank nine oh really that reaction was is the best reaction too in i think i walked away like i know nine oh cried right yeah he somehow this guy was in the car couldn't even see i was like no because kyle told me about to be there oh really yeah he told me

I was working at the reaction. I'm like, I've like just seen him react. I was like, is this really happening? I know. Like the reaction? It was fucked.

It's like, yeah, what's your hot take on ramen? The ramen was good. You know what I don't like? Is that all of them were like pork ramen? Like, I couldn't find beef ramen.

Really? Not cheap. I didn't flip it. Yeah. I haven't found me. So leave the dream on ramen in Japan. No. No,

like, no. No, like I had a ramen here, but I mean, yeah, it was all of it was. like pork ramen but dude the skewers yeah very fine good so much rice it was good

japan was amazing i think you guys are gonna like the video october 27th back on knellk save the day and then now we're in china for 12 days and we're going usually we do like six to seven days in a country but china it's such a big country that we're doing like 12 there's a lot of traveling so china this is going to be a movie are we changing up a bit like where we're going oh yeah we're going to We're going to, tomorrow we're going to Chenggu. And then we're going to fucking Chongqing. And then we're going to fucking Beijing and then Shanghai. And then fucking Hong Zao, Jong's out.

Hong Zao. Hongs out? Shanzang, like, there's so many cities here, bro. You ever hung out with a girl and you throw on somebody? And you're kind of like, what the fuck are you listening? Or like, yeah, like a rapper. Or like someone that would be like, can't throw you off. I don't know.

any R&B for me yeah I'm an R&B guy what if what if like you were on a day and a girl just throw on some hard Kendrick Lamar like I'm I think that's dope nah I'm a lyrical guy I love by you I don't want to say I'd be turned off I'd just be I'd be confused you know what I'm saying I'd be kind of like a masculine I'd be like why I would try to search for the answer as to why she's playing it you know what I'm saying yeah I mean I wouldn't expect a girl to just throw that on so yeah if she does you got to ask what's a rapper that like if your girl like listens to or like a girl you meet and it's just like she's like is really like into the music soldier boy it's a good thing random no no it's a bad it's just like soldier boy is a fucking but how about one of girls like way too into like futures music

like way too into it yeah no no no no no that's not because he's lyrical too that's like that's one think you don't want in common with your girl it's like but jeremiah just let me like future like you don't want your girl like in future no i know because then there's too much future yeah right because like i don't know yeah because the shit future says too and they're just like really in the future and they're and they're and they're singing it too or like you just know it's not gonna end well what about logic that's just random you like logic yeah oh i have a funny one i get remember its name though fucking what's that guy like sing raps

he's like not a lot of them Indian long hair he made a song every day like every day for like two years until they blew up

Russ Russ is dope how about French Montana oh fuck you just give up yo Jason de Rueh I never met it like like

like say she played unforgettable in the car oh yeah like Jason Derrillo she needs to see a therapist for sure Jason the Rulo

Jason DeRulo you know definitely loves just the Lur that? Yeah, stop. He's like, oh, fuck.

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headline, so. Oh, no. They worked together already. Justin Trudeau, the former Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, is now banging Katie Perry. They were seen on a they were seen on a yacht in Santa Barbara. Katie Perry? I kind of got to give them props for that. Is this a W or L for Trudeau?

Smokey of W. What's a W? That's come on. But it's like, but you and I'm expected. The thing is Trudeau's been taking so many L's for 10 years too. You got to give him this W. how the fuck did he how does that even happen like how did justin trudeau and katie perry where the fuck did they meet this guy's uh i don't know not anymore not anymore used to be damn he bad like i'm trying to think of like how that happened i hate katy perry i have no idea like a guy yeah i mean

he he got i do agree how do those worlds collide i have no idea but that a mixer i know how does that happen huh i don't know she thought he was like hot and like That's the only way. He can't reach out to her. I guess they both got divorced, so then you need to do. Honestly, I mean, Trudeau's a fucking loser, but, like, it's still a big, it's a good bag for it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you got to put politics aside.

I don't agree with his politics, but I will say it's a decent bag for him, Katie Perry. She's not what she once was. Katie Perry and, like, uh... Imagine dating Katie Perry. It's fucking crazy to them. I mean, her and like California girls, that music video, she was hot. they were seeing see each other since july in montreal they were having a dinner in montreal so i don't know guys actually said you know that's like but who cares because i saw about i'm like

what the fuck they got together like why like you have any is she is just canadian or something nah what's the connection okay bro just i don't stop that's what we're wondering we just we we we just read the head that i was trying to fucking look at okay i was trying to look at so wait wait all right you guys are canadian is this is a w like in your guys eyes it's a i think for him is a fucking huge w yeah for her is a last i don't know two Two of, like, she's like a huge. That's a huge L for Katie Perry. Let's not even talk about Trudeau.

A huge L for her, right? Huge L for her. Yeah, for him is a huge W. I mean, what I heard? She's all hot. She probably has a shit done. That's just so strange. Like, she can get anybody else, you know what I mean?

Like, what the fuck to a dog? Mark Carney's headed for some pussy after his fucking mom. No chance, bro. Imagine who's Mark Carney going to lock up after his run? Is that the new prize? He's going to lock up Mariah? carry or some shit yeah Mark Carney just slamming Mariah Carey

out there his fucking term fuck a lot of drinking in Japan yeah yeah just too recuperating agent's love to drink man but it's all fun yeah like when we were walking around getting beers and just popping in you know yeah you know beers having a good time with everyone you don't it's the way to do it you just eat a small amount of food

and have a beer and go to the new spot every like hour well for me when it comes to drinking I got to and we're eating I got to pick one of the other in a way, like, because I'm like, yo, should I nibble a little... Because I want to enjoy my beer. I'm going to enjoy my beer. Because my stomach can't hold, like, I'm eating beer, like, I'm not going to go sore.

My plate comes out of the time. Yeah, I'm going to take the food. Like, yeah, but you just get a few appetizers. That's what I mean. You know, you'll drink all day, yeah. You nibble. You nibble a little bit. Because what's so funny about that?

It's just hilarious. What? I don't know. Before the trip. start we all agreed to do we all agree to do one send for the whole trip I think every trip though we send it we guys drink every fucking day I was like holy well that's the tough reality of milk that's how it's always been there's certain times it depends what we're doing yeah but kind of when you're

traveling if especially like the first day when you're feeling it out we'd always start to be like yo we're not gonna drink even in our Europe days we'd be like yeah we're not gonna drink today and we just wouldn't get content we'd get nothing and then we'd start drinking we'd start drinking and we'd just get content and that's good that is the great or sad reality of milk it's just like the way it is also japan it's like no it's like you're only there once got enjoy yourself just so funny because we didn't had a call about it and the guy was like do you guys on a party went and we were like me and also like no just one day please only friday

you can never plan anything it's just like no you can never plan anything it's just I don't regret one beer in fucking Japan no I agree I was great but yeah no it's a good time but the alcohol like some people we notice is different like he took guys way hot I don't because you guys I don't know what it was I don't know why because maybe you guys are not eating the same as I don't know why I don't but like you guys were getting drunk fast well the sea level the sea level no it was hitting us weird yeah we're higher yeah we're hired to your what are they called You guys are getting so hammered.

Like, I've never seen you guys. Like, I'm just getting softer now, I think, a little bit. No. Yeah. You're getting old. I didn't drink for three weeks before this trip. It's true. Like, I don't know.

Maybe you're just, we're doing so much, like, more healthy shit now that it's like, yeah. When you take a little break from drinking, too, and then you go back to it. Yeah, your liver is just, you're not keeping the liver sharp, right? It's like leaving the car in the garage, not starting the engine. Yeah. Like, you got to start the car. You got to start the car sit.

That's a funny comparison. You can't let the car sit. You can't let the car sit. Before. Drive you got to put it on and shit. What did you guys think about the Marlin missing for seven days? What? Like off the internet.

I wasn't aware of that. I'm not looking for Martin on the internet, man. You just said Marlon was hot today. Oh, he is. Like, I'm going to look for our photo. Wait, you think Marlin's attractive? He don't like black guys, though. He's not black.

He's not black. He's not black. He's got to be half black. He's got only like white blonde kids that are barely 18. Oh, my. That's false. Sorry, 18 plus. That's false.

That's false. Not barely 18 plus. Yes. So Marlon's not your type. Well, he's not my thought, but like, he's like, I know, he's a stud, yeah. He's like the French, not French, but like that vibe of like, that cut, I don't know, he just like gives him. He's got to be like half black. His dad's Jamaican.

Oh. Yeah, he's half black. Jamaican. Let's go. That's the first time you're like. That is the first time game set of you. You know, no. No, no.

A non-white, law person's attractive. Everyone has their preference. reference like i yeah so you're like a black girls either i don't i don't so you don't really i'm more going i go like blonde really you know i mean when you see a photo video he knows what he's doing like christ brown no who marlin whatever oh we're like presents all right so chris brown's like yeah like he can dance and shit not chris brown talking about marlin oh that's like tate mccray like she's like she can like dance and move and stuff why you like take mccray huh you think no it's saying just because she can like move like you're like on stage like it's

But she can, like, she's like a really good dancer. Do you think so? Yeah, like she's a really good performer. Have you seen her performer before? What do you think so? No, never. We went to Calgary and she was performing that, I think. That, stampede.

Stampede. That was, I'm gay, but that was hot. I've never seen her perform. You were there. Tate McCrath? You were there? Yeah, you were there. It wasn't there.

He wasn't there. I think I was, you're trying to take a girl to the Port-a-Polly. Oh, shit. The security stopped you. No, actually. No, I got it done. No, that was boots. That was boots.

Yeah, that was boots. Oh, shit. Okay, now I'm just talking about. Damn, you're fun. No, no, I didn't, no, I actually just found out about tape with Craig and, like, seeing her face and like. That was the first time I've seen her, but then the music got stuck. Yeah, she probably performed that. I just didn't know, maybe.

No, there was the main attraction of the night. We went there just with no disrespect. I swear to God, like I'm not, I don't know too much about. I didn't know her either. Is it country? Yeah, it's country. It's not. country no what is not country at all she's

why was she at the country she's from calgary oh yeah so she performed there okay makes sense yeah was huge like place was bumping i don't know man honestly I don't really see what's all that like what her music is her music that

like good like is it like about her music or about her like herself everything herself music what makes her she don't make sure she's that hot like her you don't find tape McCray attractive no I see her like not I don't think as much as people put her out be like because the way like that guy Jesse you guys don't know I'm downstairs he was

saying she's the fucking no hottest shit like I was like bro really like she's she's not disrespect she's hot because she's like she's pretty but she's also like so talented she could sing she could dance like the way she performs is incredible in my opinion like it makes her hotter makes her hotter yeah I think she's pretty but I don't think she's like well who's a pop star on her level that you think is more attractive than her don't say Sabrina Carpenter fucking you would say that olivia rodrigo oh madison

come on we know yeah madison beers yeah name some name so do you think taylor swift is hot no no one thinks taylor swift i yeah i mean i guess her start and makes her hot right no i don't yeah you can't say the word i guess i mean like if you think about it if she comes from you left like will you get with her right now yeah probably yes yeah because she's she probably got a great personality she seems like a sweet-ass girl I'm a sexy red.

What about chlorilla? More than sexy red, probably. Sexy red is just bottom of the fucking pyramid. Like, I don't know how many beers deep I'd have to be to take down sexy red, bro. I'd have to be a fucking two-four deep. You know what? To even think about sexy red. Taking down sexy red?

There's no fucking chance. Just singing, get the Kutumria. Like, fuck off. No chance. What would that even be like? Oh, no. I don't think she would take me down either. Like, you probably would.

No, she wouldn't look at me, bro. But, yeah. Rihanna, you love Rihanna and no? Yeah, Rihanna is amazing. You've been loving Rihanna for a long time. She's amazing. I think Rion's amazing. Wasn't Rihanna your first, like, follow back from like a top of her artist?

She DM me first. Holy, how is that? She DM me. What she said? And she said, I guess there's like a Jamaican thing or, like, slang thing. She's like, you're trash for a laughing emojis. And she sent me, like, one of my clips. Oh, really?

And then from there, I was like, talking her and I wanted to set up a video to where I like give something to her her newborn child like I wanted to do a custom like you probably shouldn't have pissed that idea yeah well for the video I mean she just had a newborn I don't really know like that I thought like that's a good gift to get and we're texting each other back yeah always me I follow yeah so I'm like w don't have to do a video there didn't get an answer back yeah I know you're right you're right yeah they're right that's jokes no we don't know

kid i was like i mean what else with you she just had a kid and i'm like i mean anything but that i was going to get her a dope-ass stroller like a dog ass stroller like a dog assroller like she can't buy a stroller no no no not from like just a store but like a custom-made one or something like where are you going to buy the strollers i was going to figure it out i was going to figure it out i didn't know where but um so somehow he was going to go seven no no no i would have No, I would have done that right. I mean, he knows that to buy a stroller. Do you don't know how to buy a stroller?

Yes, you go to the store and buy a stroller. It's not that hard, bro. What are you guys? Stroller. You guys cannot. Target? I thought you were about to say stroller. com or something.

I don't know why. You guys, I don't know. Don't get clicked. Who do you think is going to be the first one out of the squad to have a kid? I think him. Do you mean, though? We'll see. I can see that happening.

I don't know. Nino? Nino? Nino? No one's fucking. ready yeah I feel like I was kind of close my last really it was like I was like I think you were close last really yeah like I yeah I think just like at this age I'm like if I'm in a relationship I'm like we after a year I'm like fuck I could marry could have a kid with

this person man I need a fucking relationship I don't think so I fuck my parents had me when they were 36 right really yeah but my dad was 36 my mom was 35 fuck my mom was they was 24 so I'm 31 we got a few more dude my parents were like 40 my dad was 40 i mean dude all my friends back home are like getting married and shit and having yeah 41 40 but for me like i don't know dude having a kid is like not something that you want to finish your brand stuff first i mean i want to want to be like so fucking focused on that when i am able to do that let it be its own chapter yeah that's a whole different chapter how many kids like really wouldn't work as much how many kids would i want i don't know let's get girlfriends and boyfriends first and then we know like if you have

kids like i mean we're all single like yeah at least at least two bro straight up i want like seven you're one of those guys i want seven i want to spread my seat i don't get that i want like i want to i see i want to procreate as much why not selian tate the dream no no no no honestly with one woman but i want to have a lot of kids i want to have like six seven kids yeah because then i'll have a couple boys and i'll have like are you daughters and then if anything goes wrong with those two hey you got four brothers are you making them do chores yeah they have to be yeah yeah how they're gonna so william's gonna be a harsh ass dad oh yeah probably probably home school home schooled probably really yeah but they and i want my kids to get into like i want my kids to get into

sports yeah i want to yeah i want to yeah i want a couple prodigies yeah i want your kids gonna be be having a club out of the room right out the womb right out the womb bro there what Like, right out the womb. Oh, the wound, yeah. But, yeah, I would like six. I would like that many kids. That's awesome. Hopefully.

You got to lock up a golf bird then. You know, another question I got is, damn, finding the one you were talking about the other day. We talked about this every spot. Let's leave it out of this stuff. Then it goes back to that. Unless you want to ask Jesse. Oh, God.

So how do you know? No, I mean, I don't, I don't know. That was dope. He's hard. I don't know Yeah Like I want to get somebody But like

It's fucking impossible You think you'll know When you get it Like when she's there You think you'll know Okay this is the grammar No Every relationship I've had

I've learned another thing But I'm like Oh I didn't know that one before Like I thought last one was like that And then it's like You know like oh With her Yeah

You learn like what The bad stuff Or didn't learn something Something about love And relationships I feel like one little thing Trust and fucking I feel like one little thing

Could kind of turn you off like and that's it final like you're not seeing yourself I think it doesn't get to like a year or two years if like the there's like red flags and shit right up early on but you feel like you guys don't want to get in the relationship because you guys get any guys get bored of like the benefits of the relationship or like get bored of the sex let's say that way or you guys was trying to like get more time and explore more and shit because maybe I don't know if it gets bored after a while because I'd never had a relationship dude this isn't gonna be corny but My rule that I kind of think has worked for me is like, I have to be, it sounds so funny, excited to like, even after two years, three years, like, I am excited to, like, I've been in relationships where I'm like, I'm not excited. Like, I'll give you a pack. It's like, I'll be to that point. That's when the love dies.

You're about to get a lot of text off. No, I'm saying like, like, what? What was us? No, but like any relationship I was in probably had it. You know, it's like just. You've never been in a relationship, Gabe. I had never been. I had something... Weren't you with Jack Dordy? What the fuck? Oh, who was it? Was it Jack Dordy?

No, shut up. Oh, Michael, Michael. No, Michael, Dave, my friends. Oh, that's who it was. We're just friends. Oh. Shut the thing. Well, what's a red flag right off the bat?

Like, you like... Yeah, for you. Red flag. Right now, it's when they start liking elk. It's like, fuck off. Oh, using you. Yeah. It's an elk.

It's a lot. Happens a lot. But not recently, though, but, like, happened a lot in the past. got to learn that but like for me i don't know like my that's crazy because we got time all guy fans so games just fuck but we used to see that a lot of the team back in the day yeah would you ever get married game i don't know like i like i do want to like oh yeah wait i do want to get somebody to like be together to have like to go back home for to have that but like i don't know if like i don't know mary i don't know you contractually are you using more of that oh no i don't care of

No, but I didn't want to Are you going to make him Sondon? Wow. Who was for that? I wonder. Because it's a mutual thing. I don't know.

It depends. Like, right now, I don't know. I won't get down at that point, but maybe find a wife in China. Yeah. Why not? Let's try. No shot.

Oh, no. You're going to take care of him, but he's like hot. Oh, he's probably have, go. Oh, shit. I kind of like spoiling. You want to be like the daddy, eh? I like spoiling the big guys on Mift of yours. Sometimes too much.

Maybe that's a problem. What was the most we ever spent on a guy? Oh, fuck. I'm like, we should talk about prostitution, dude. No, that's a side. Not bad. No, not. No.

I was like, stop. Maybe 4,000 on this guy's birthday. Yeah? Just took him up. I did a whole fee. Four to five thousand? It was like four to five. I've never even spent over 500 bucks, I think.

Well, it was like, I really liked him and stuff, so I did it and did it. Five-K? It was like four to five. Wow. whole weekend that's a splash for year dude you're a good guy yeah wow when i like somebody like somebody so it's like yeah true it's harder let's get dinner dude yeah i'm starving oh no i know i know my time oh the way he's oh oh oh oh come on you i didn't even catch that probably just catch later yeah that's good no you know my side just spot that all right well

guys we're gonna be here in uh china for 12 days like we said filming uh the second Elk video, Japan video dropping August 27th, probably 8 p.m. Eastern. I think it's going to be fucking banger. It's going to be a good one. And then, uh, we're about to experience all of China. We don't want to say too much about it, but so far to me, it, it is a completely different planet, like you said. Yeah. Like it is, the language barrier is insane. Like there's no English. Yeah. So we're going to experience that and, uh, it's going to be crazy. Follow us on all our socials. We're posting a ton of shit. Follow us on Snap. We're posting every day. And we'll see you guys next pod. Let's go. Let's get it. Good pod.