FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Internal | Ep. 42

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

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We want out. We want out. We want out. We're going to take it back here, do a little internal pod. We just felt like we got a lot to talk about. So we got Bob. We got me. Steinie's taking a steamer. We got Selim. We got a fucking. Oh, it's by the way. Good to see you. Good to see you. Wait, time out. No, you're in my seat. I'm here. Yeah, we got to switch. Why? I just don't like my angle. You have a good side and a bad side? I have a bad side. Is that all right? Slim, do you mind? I'll give you something. Sure, yeah. All right, thanks. angle you know about that else right big lessee kind of got i had the worst dream last night by the way dude about what i got murdered like fucking stabbed and i felt every single fucking it was nuts and by the way that video you took him was hilarious i know when i woke up it was so funny bro because i was trying to get you out because druski hit us up to come to the harlowe party and shit yeah i saw it was drake Harlow and Drusky at the Derby, right? In that little box they had? Yeah.

Probably one of my favorites events we've ever been to. That was a great weekend, yeah. We had such a fun, cool weekend. A little bonding weekend. How much was the damage? What did you win? What did you lose? No raw gear on the full seven pod, man.

What the fuck? That was the deal for staying at Brad's house. What was your? What was your... Is there any merch here? You might have to go tarps off. No way. I'm not doing that.

What was the damage for you at the derby? How much did you lose? Just $2,500. Salim, what did you lose? I got $100. Salim owes me a grand, though, but. Oh, yeah. I lost, I lost $7,000.

Huh? $7,000 I lost. Wow. I wasn't happy. You lost $7,000? But the story of the day is my buddy, Adam Whiteman, bet the trifecta. Now, imagine this.

You know how we were doing like $100,500 bets? He did a bunch across the board. $5.000 trifecta. He won $78,000. Holy shit. On a $5. fucking trifecta. Imagine betting $5 and walking out with $75,000?

He bet $5? No, he did. I mean, he bet a bunch of, like, because you bet the trifectas in all different ways, you know, and fucking whatever. I did not understand how to bet on the horses at all. Like, I was looking at the machines and shit.

It's so foreign to me, like how to bet on horses. Yeah. Well, it's because I gave all my money this summer and she fucking gives bet the worst shit ever. I was pissed, but. You have a good weekend, Stani? Yeah, it was fun.

You were a little nervous, though, a weekend, no? Why? About what? I don't know. You're just always. everyone was vibed in the backyard Steinie would be out there

and he goes in the Depression Den for a bit comes back out gets rinsed and golf goes back in Yeah you have to wear a skirt Saying he's getting pussy Like oh yeah I just fucked this girl last night

And I'm like dude You woke up in my attic upstairs You were in my room I didn't get laid that trip What? I got laid that trip What? I got laid that trip Really

Yeah It's funny always get late on these trips But yet nobody fucking It's like Voldemort Nobody fucking sees these people Slims are Pull to Celine It was dope

She was horrible It wasn't that bad, dude. I can't say that anymore. Huh? You guys gave me in so much trouble in this fucking podcast. Every time I get a DM after this shit, it ruins my life.

But yeah, I was sad in Kentucky for one day. I was just kidding. What happened? Huh? What happened? You guys just always talk about girl shit. And Steve said I slept with like a big thick chick and she was like slim thick,

like just bigger because she's hot. Do you understand who you're talking to right now? Do you know I lived with you and worked with you for a year? Things have changed since fucking menorie camp, bro. like there's no bread's not getting any pussy i know that like yeah doesn't come with working for bob red is just very selective with his pussy unlike you who would just fuck anybody but i'm feeling like when you're single you're always gonna run into some dirties yeah like

there's no matter who you are even if you're like the biggest best good looking lie like you're always going to run into us to an occasional six i think that's just i'm just giving him shit because he's just the way it is i've fucked some of the most disgusting girls in the world when you're single you you fuck some hot chicks but you also take down some some some dirties i lock up the scottesdale greasers i know you like when i was rock bottom which happens like every weekend but when i was like rock bottom in a real dark place uh when i was like shutting the blinds in my hotel room not leaving for two days and just ripping adder all um i you know invited over just anybody everyone has you always you always get like three in one night too you've had some smokes though but yeah you

had dirties i was kind of dude i didn't think they're the lineup like i thought there's me way hotter girls at the derby yeah you guys see that or no no there was there was just like 35 like what did you think of that whole experience it was i thought it was really cool it was different right yeah i've never experienced i think if we did miami f1 it just would have been the same typical bullshit like yeah but everybody f1 is pretty sick everybody went to everyone went to that's probably why all those hot chicks went to f1 instead of kentucky derby yeah no but kentucky it was fun that was really different i mean we can go to there's so much shit going

on to Miami. We're always there. Probably got to stay out of there for a little while, right? When do you think you're ever going to go back to Miami, Bob, or no? Go back to Miami? Are you going to take some time off? I mean, you guys have rattled my life and ruined it, to be honest. How so? How so? How you guys have ruined my life?

Yes. Well, first of all, as you all know, I suffer from severe anxiety and paranoia. It's something I was born with. I can't help. Heavily medicated at this point. And when I sit down my therapist, they're like, so Bob tells what's going on. I'm just like, the milk boy. that's basically it because between the Colby Covington and you saying fucking so so how is that it just puts more thoughts you you ruin the Colby Covington thing yourself how because I okay

I was getting the same comments as you we were both getting it like we were getting like snitch boys knelke boys set up Colby Covington I just didn't respond to it because half the people were trolling but you you just the second you get something and you see comments you're instantly on your story you know why because I've got to Take 24 hours and see if, like, people are still talking about it in 24 hours. I like to engage with each and every one of you out there because I care about you. Just remember that. I don't know if this is fucked up, but I, like, want to meet your therapist.

Just to see, like, what he thinks or she thinks. There's multiple. Really? A couple of them, yeah. Do you ever do couples, or is it just one-on-one? Couples therapy? Yeah. We considered it because shit was getting real for a while.

Like, plates through the fucking glass windows. Well, I will tell you one thing. Like, even last night, you see the young thug got arrested. So the street beef is real. Why do you get arrested? For being involved in. Yeah, I think gay violence. Gay violence.

To a murder. I read that the rental car that was used to drive up and kill somebody was under a young thug's name. This is just, just, this is real shit. It's what's going on in the world, Bob. I get it, but at the same time, why don't you just take it easy, right? What do you, what would you rather talk about? We don't know. Summer's only fans is around the corner.

Come on, man. fucking talking about real shit dude all right you do yours i'll just stay quiet i would like to stay quiet during this okay but i feel bad for our guy justin gaecchi yeah he got mauled he got beat

who's that uh therapist number five i like to keep my uh stuff low key unlike fuck boy ovi yeah it was sad what happened to gaichie though fuck he got choked out by olivera He is the real deal

He is the real deal, yeah I guess so What even happens with the UFC now? He's not the real deal Until he sees Islam Oh yeah, that's right They're already talking about that I think Abee tweeted about that

Islam will beat him I think so Wrestling When does McGregor Now the question is I wonder So McGregers I think McGregor's trying to come back In like July

But he's still I don't think he's quite healthy yet So he's got to He's got to get fully healthy And then I think they're monitoring it That's what I heard Dana say I think he's gonna fight though He's probably gonna fight Chandler

Chandler called him out. Did you see that? He got in the ring after in Chandler. Chandler's of number four. But why does Connor deserve to fight a number two guy or number one guy? He just does. I think the UFC wants Connor to fight someone that is obviously going to be like, you know, they're going to sell it, but they also want him to win, obviously, right?

Like they want Connor to get back to that. He should fight Islam. Islam would fight him. I would love to see Connor fight Islam eventually. That'd be insane. Can you imagine that lead up? Right? Yeah.

Because that's Khabib's family. Because Islam will fight anyone. Like, you know what I mean? He's just trying to get his title. He's on like a 10-fight win streak. No, he's nasty. There's no chance McGregor could fight Olavera. No, no way.

Not right away. But I'm the guy with the UFC fights. I love the whole lead-up. Like, I watch every interview. So I love when there's like real beef behind it. Like McGregor versus Islam, there'd be so much. Yeah. Kibb would be involved and shit.

It'd be fucking dumb. That's one thing I wanted to ask. Gaichi, bro, is like, how does somebody talk shit to Gaichi? He's such a cleaned up, like, regular guy. We're trying to sell. McGregor went in on him.

What do you say to Twitter? I think it comes to the territory. McGregor said that, like, you got to sell it. No, but how do you diss Justin Gaichie? How do you, I love Justin. Justin's a good dude. He's only church.

But I'm saying, like, he's harder to chirp than other guys. Like, look at how, like, Porier's wife is like, well, I guarantee if he fought somebody like Cuffington or something, they would probably find some stuff to bring out and fuck with him with. But that's what I'm saying. Did you guys watch any of the press conferences? Yeah, like, Kabib. What is Alvarez?

Data, Gaichi, like. Well, he doesn't talk shit, really. But, like. That's what I'm saying. You need that shit. With Kabib, he was getting called a terrorist and shit, right? Well, McGregor versus Kabib had no limits. McGregor has no limits.

He called Gehchey like a stevo crackhead. What? He's like something like that. Is Covington and McGregor in the same way class? No. No. Covington's, those two going out. That would be awesome.

That would be the best trash talk of all time. McGregor and Colby. Colby's pretty good. getting a little too much UFC on this podcast though? No. You think I mean, is it like a lot of UFC we're doing? UFC is sick. I know that I'm saying it's sick, but I'm just saying I want to... I mean, how have we done too much

UFC? What has Dana White done for what? What is that? What is what? Who is our last UFC fighter before? Well, we've had Uzman. We've had Govigee. We've had Covington. That's a blessing, in my opinion. No, I love every guess we had. I'm just saying that I don't know, are we going to stay the UFC train? Because I wanted to talk to you guys about, this is a good time. because a lot of people that watch this podcast,

but I don't get to see the behind the scenes of what goes into, you know, the guests and who you're trying to always get and this, I think, you know, who's on your radar? Salim, who would you want? Who am I going hunting for? I would love to,

let's just probably, uh, how about fucking Rihanna? Why don't you DM her and sack up? Nah, because I don't know who, I don't know Aesop. I don't know, man. I would not,

he stopped to get pissed. Like, I don't think he's going to look at you as a threat like that, no offense. Yeah. If anything, I'd do a video It's not going to be like pacing around the room Is memories paranoia wearing off on you?

Is my paranoia wearing up? Why are we smoking weed too? We can't sell weed but weed I think weed kills the views too Oh it does? A little bit but we could smoke Snoop Dogg just did 3.6 million I got to fucking smoke

This is a great time There's a joint upstairs in my room If you want to go get it Brett, you want to go grab that for me On the double? Who actually, who would you guys want actually? I mean I think that like Comment comment guys

Who do you guys want us to go after? on the podcast. That's what we need to do. We always like doing these internal ones, so it's cool to take it back and we'll talk about a bunch of behind the scenes shit today. But let us know.

Well, because that's the internals are what goes on behind the scenes here. I would love to interview, Drake. I would love to know a lot about him. We've done a lot of rappers. I think that Drake, I mean, Drake doesn't really do interviews, though. No, he doesn't.

He does interviews. No, he doesn't do. He follows you. You guys should be hammering. Where does he gone on? I've seen him on clips doing talking. Listen, you know, you know, it's not true. He's done very few interviews.

Well, how do we, convince him to do an interview. He'll do an interview probably when he's ready to speak about shit. And he'll consider many different places to go. And maybe he'll consider the phone podcast is like, bro, that guy's at a different level where he doesn't need to go on shows to promote his stuff. Well, that's why you go into a different angle. It's not cool to do interviews when you're at that level.

Yeah. Well, it's cool when you're on the fucking full-send podcast. I hate to say it. We have a great show. I mean, obviously we'd love to have Drake. That's you, Kyle. I've asked him. Okay.

No response from Drake? No, he's, yeah, I mean, we'll see. Come on, Drake. Kanye will get him eventually, hopefully. Wait, what about like Johnny Depp or Amber Hurd? They got their trial going on. Do you guys watch that shit? Do you know who represent?

I love watching those clips. Wiggum was on trial. It's almost hard to watch. So she's lying about. It's just such a shit show. I'm siding with Amber. What? Are you out of your ride?

Kidding, I'm kidding. Who's that guy that's siding with Amber? Probably me. Like, chicks would probably appreciate that. But, uh, but it seems like everyone's, siding with Johnny Depp. Like, it's not... It's crazy that shit's just so public, bro.

Like, they're, like, openly talking about, like, domestic violence and shit. And everybody's just on TikTok scrolling through, and Johnny Depp's, like, laughing, making jokes. It's literally, like, pure entertainment at this. But he also is, like, the best professional actor on the planet, too. Like, yeah, like, how the fuck is that guy's gonna win just with his acting skills? What jury is going to not believe? What is your dad's opinion on it? I haven't talked to him about it.

We just... Do you guys watch Pirates of the Caribbean? Fuck out. I'm more of a, I'm more of a Harry Potter guy than Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, man. But I'm not comparable. I just didn't really watch Pirates of the Caribbean. Harry Potter's the best series of all time.

Is Harry Potter really that good? I don't really know too much about it. Harry's the best. I want to get J.K. Rowling. That'd be fucking legendary. Or Harry himself. Imagine having Harry Potter. He's not really Harry anymore.

And if he's fucking Harry anymore. That'd be jokes. I heard that we got Harry Potter. But he has to come dressed up his fucking Harry Potter. Yeah, of course. That's probably a bag. I think he would all dress up. No, the difference between getting Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter is huge.

I don't want a fucking, I don't want David. We could dress up. Yeah, I would love to dress up. absolutely what house do you think you'd be in uh i would be in fucking uh griffindore because i'm a good solid person you'd be in fatty slither and yours you'd be in the biggest pussy wizard ever you'd be in sly slithering yeah that's right you'd be in immediately before they even put the fucking hat on your head to sort you the thing would be fucking catching on fire and be like fucking ryan pedigre i'd be ryan pedigris zirat zirat zirat yeah rackliff would be

dope. Let's have Ray J on. Ray J would be actually pretty interesting. I want to know a lot about I want to know what's going on. Yeah, did you see that clip about the sex tape? Wait, did you see the sex tape thing? Uh, Kanye like delivered a suitcase. I want to know what his mind is like with this. That's what I would ask Kanye if we got Kanye like, like, damn, why did you marry a hoe? That's what I would ask. How many sex types? She's the fucking, dude, she's the most famous woman in the world. You'd marry Kim. Who? Kim Carlin. Oh, those fuck I would. Yes, he would. Don't talk about Kim that way. A ho. We may need her on the show one day Take a host seriously

I don't think a lot of men would do that I probably helped his business Kim K would finesse your ass If she said she would not finesse me I love you No way How do you not take up Kim K Stiney you don't have options

That's the thing about you I have options dude Kim K is the most famous One of the hottest women in the world No I don't sorry I would take Not all of them are sevens or eights But yeah

I would take bro They're there Kim man No fuck I gotta get a good one We should have Rayja and Kanye on together that would not happen would you ever would you we talk to have you ever made a sex tape any of you guys no why would we do dude you haven't made a sex tape either and if you yo we got it's the shortest it's the shortest we got that whole part i feel like the second you i i've filmed some shit but then i i delete it

yeah yeah you do what you yes you do you film a little bit like it's like it's like you know i don't like it sitting on my phone and shit because you know if it's on your phone it's out there on the internet oh yeah mine's well mine what do you mean i've never deleted anything in my life i mean it's so easy to get hacked and shit like yeah i don't know i think if you if it's on your phone, then you might as well consider it on the internet one day. Oh, well, then I'm fucked because I haven't deleted anything in fucking yours. Your sex tape's like a fight and then like a 30 second. Like, you have a sex tape?

In the world. Like, no one's buying that. No, like I've done... Chick's like, pop, get out, unsatisfied. It's probably make you look bad. Yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll occasionally, like, you know, obviously dating a chick, you know, sometimes you got to spice it up a little bit and I'll be like, oh, yeah. If you did a role place, it would go viral. Girls like it, though. Yeah, yeah. And then you do that, but you got to you do delete it after. He should do a sex.

watch it back a few times watch it back for a couple jerks by yourself you know you should do a role play of like you in the booth like commentating a game or something oh i'm a massive roleplay guy yeah yeah massive the dress-up stuff uh yeah yeah that like secretary shit that's hot so if like summer you're the president what you've been doing role play shit uh no i haven't been but i was suggested like it's like with summer because she's like really hot and it would be sick for her just come in summer sorry i'm late so did you suggest it or no oh yeah i push it all the time doesn't go down though No, she's gonna, she's gonna rock with it soon. You text Brett, you tell me you need a George Washington outfit?

Brett, remember what I told you? I told you to go out and get the outfit for the girl? What was it? Like a fairy fit? No, it was like this like little secretary outfit. The witch? Oh, for summer you're doing a sex tape. And I was gonna be like summer, shiki?

You're light, baby. You're late. You know? Hey, you're doing a sex tape? This guy. I'll do a fucking sex tape. I don't do a fuck. We took a private jet to the Kentucky Derby.

Thank you, Bob, for the free jet, by the way. Oh, Bob, how'd you appreciate that? But Bob was so funny on the jet, bro. Like, Rob's scared of flying, I guess. So you got really, you are. I am not scared of flying. Go ahead. You're scared of flying on smaller planes.

You bailed off a few PJs. So whatever, Bob was scared of the flight. So he got super fucked up. You were on, what, you took a Xanax? No, what I, well, first of all I want to. Two bottles of Chardonnay. First of all, I want to. And this guy pulls out a blue chew.

Oh, dude. If you guys don't know what blue chew is, it's like, it makes you like dick hard, like fast. It's kind of like a shitty Viagra. and Bob just randomly pops a blue chew on the jet and starts fucking the air. I'm not afraid of flying. He's like, summer girl, come in the back room. Kind of sounds like you're afraid of flying. I'm going to break down.

I'm going to break down everything you just said real quickly. So I have walked on a private plane before, looked around inside the plane and said, fuck this multiple times and just got off and just left. The reason why I do that is because I feel that sometimes, like, if I don't know the people, the plane's going to be packed with explosives, and, like, they're just going to try and kill me.

Wow. Like, certain people. Jesus, dude. That's a serious paranoia. I know. That's why I talked to my therapist about shit. Like, who would have the, who would be came the bomb? But I'm getting better at, like, not thinking that way.

And then also I'm thinking, like, you know, I'm thinking, like, that is severe paranoia. That's fucking weird, bro. Like, you're on the plane with Kyle and Oz God. I was at a point where I was, like, parent, like, I would look out the window when I was in, like, Jersey, staying with summer and her family, like, be like, what's that car? Who's that car out there? Why? I don't know. Who do you think's after you?

Nobody's after me. You know what you should do next time you think of something that crazy? Like there's bombs on this plane? You should just get on the flight and just prove yourself. That's what I do. But at the same time. Just be like, yo, there's like. No, I take this new medication now that's good.

I'm good. And the best is like, I'm talking about the psychiatrist on the phone. And I'm like, yo, like something's fucked up telling what's going on. And then I'm like, just talk to Brett like for an hour. And I was like, Brett, tell this guy everything that's going through head and then yeah so I'm good though like and then I put on the plane

I'm just high now shit but I mean this is fucking pretty wild bro yeah no and then you should be feel safe to go to Starbucks and not worry about but even so there was times in my head where I didn't feel sick with Starbucks it was weird I don't know why have you always been like that no it's gotten worse obviously with the fame shit and everything all this so I just don't like like

that much like a target anxiety when there's a lot of like but we're not really like like we're not like that either like we go out when we need to go out and do shit but we're not you know we live pretty quiet here too and we're chilling right it is pretty crazy to say that we've come to a point though that like everywhere we go people know who we are it's nuts we've achieved that amount of fame which is like pretty sick that's pretty good accomplishment i mean stony not really do but you know three even even everyone man even steamy and shit yeah you must to actually now because when you worked for me

you got no attention because it could go because of you bro not just my fault it comes with full send in milk bro you weren't very famous like a month or two but when this podcast start like six months like who's the fuck seven bob guy in the podcast no no no it's actually

you know it's funny actually but you were the chicken wing guy before I was the buffalo while I was here yeah sensitive I fucking hate that place no no I don't like that place either I'll tell you what it is crazy though everywhere we go pretty much it's it's non-stop it's pretty even therapy right it's just like I mean it's I don't know if I walk from like I

You think more like you but what do you think it is because Nelk and let's say Steve whatever let's use Nelk boys like nilk boys only has 4 point something on instagram three like some people have like our faces are recognizable because some people have 10 20 15 million but they can't convert the same way when it comes to like business or even getting recognized yeah we also the but we have the biggest show in the world kyle on youtube it's not only that you look at previous things that get clipped everywhere going on Air Force One with Donald Trump like that was fucking clipped everywhere bro We've been smart at hitting all different

We've been smart hitting all different markets But you know who I would actually This want to talk about bringing on fucking Morgan Wallin by the way Very disappointed Morgan I love Morgan death I will call out Morgan Wallen right now Morgan you're a dear friend of mine What the fuck are you doing

And why the fuck haven't you been in this podcast Drives me nuts I think what full sending But I love him really good at I think he's scared to come on with you He shouldn't be This is a safe place He is, though.

Do anybody just see that personal business? What are you going to say? I don't know. You're talking about fame and shit? No. Oh, I think that Nelke in full sense is really, really good at building the hype. Not even the hype. He's making so much noise everywhere they go.

So people like, it just goes viral. Like, no one else pulls up kind of like the way we do, I feel like. You must be Saleem, too. How old you? 20. So for you, like, think about that. You're 20 years old and you've already achieved all the success and craziness. It's pretty good. Good job, Kyle. Good job, everybody.

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What is it? It's Mike Tyson. Can you scroll down a little bit of D.I. Tyson 2.0, baby. D.M.T. You got to tell me that before. No, it's not DMT. It's fine.

No, it's not. It's regular Tyson shit. Steiner, your boy, Yokage won back to back. I know. I fucking love that shit. Jimmy Gambles. That's Jimmy. Yeah, for real.

You don't watch anything but hockey, right? You never tried to, like, watch NBA or NFL? I watch. I watch. I'll watch NBA. I'm just not, like, super into it. Yo, by the way, I'm going to need all your support. My girl is going to drop an only fence.

Yeah? Where's that cut? I mean, listen, and I respect my girl. And I respect everybody on only fans. I swear you've been talking with that for a while, though. Yeah, it's like a tornadoes thing. We've been just, you know, because it's a long-discloth. How many times has the contracts and splits been back and forth?

No, it's a 50-50 partnership. She gets half I could have. The life. That's it. Really? Are you taking the photos? Of course. Are you going to fucking fight the photographer?

I will heavily vet who's taking those photos, by the way. Heavily vet. There's going to be a lot. We got a few guys who would be down. I'm going to, like, call the photographer after and be like, hey, buddy, how you doing? So anything, uh, fucking, anything going on down there? Anything going on there during that fucking photo shoot? I think you need to be on site.

You want to know the people that I know. They'll have a fucking air drone come in here and fucking shoot a laser beam through your head. You need to be at the photo shoots. You should be at the photo shoots directing. I'll be at every single photo shoot, trust me. so is that actually going down because you've been talking about that for a month yeah yeah I mean summer's gonna she lost the best

we made a bet on a basketball game I get it but like is it happening if I won I couldn't film her for a month and if she won if she won I couldn't film her for a month if I won

fucking I couldn't film her for a month she drops an only fan and I get 50% of the profit free subs for everybody in the room and it's kind of like like hot too like it's gonna be hot to know like she just dropped a stick to show photo shoot and then like i wanted to be naked in the distance in every photo and i also like wanted to tire to the podcast

and like have her do a drop with every guest interesting with every single guest like snoop dog comes on like summer's just ready to go and then it's like snoop walks by it's like quick peg and it's like exclusive shit i'm gonna need your help with that what if he's not down though but you don't even ask him like it's just like we don't even ask him that's how we get them like our guests will come on really good at keeping these relationships with the podcast no listen everybody that knows me there's a reason why I have very high connections everywhere is because I am a good dude I don't ever try but you burned a lot of bridges though too I burned a lot of bridges because I call people 55 times on face time what's the biggest bridge you burned biggest bridge I burned was probably mark

mark walberg Mark Wahlberg well we had Mark Wahlberg he was in for the podcast our good friend Tydomey, you know, putting a good word, me and Tyre, great friends, love that guy. Mark was coming out with a new movie. Wanted to have Mark Wahlberg on. Absolute legend. And then Bob, like, fucked it up with some guy at Mark Wahlberg's golf course. He got into a fight and got one of his friends fired from his job. Didn't get one of my friends.

And then he absolutely harassed Mark Wahlberg over text and call and just totally ruin the relationship with Mark Wahlberg for us. The defense does not rest, Your Honor. Why did you do that? The defense does not rest. Okay, well, Kyle, by the way, first and foremost, that was a horrible. Two sides to every story. That's what happened.

That was a horrible description. All right. We always know that you like to take things and make them a little bit bigger. Let's hear your story. So, Your Honor, I'm ready to speak. Go for it. I worked as a golf caddy six years ago, okay, carrying golf bags for rich guys. And I worked in the caddy yard.

And there was a caddy master. His name was Pete. And Pete was a great catty master. He was the man. but we just had our differences on certain things and so such as I was just like you know me picture men are in a caddy yard like negotiating with a cat

he was probably working and you were fucking the dog fucking a dog yeah like fucking off oh no I was the hardest working guy in the world I was there at 5 a.m. every day and like always looked to go twice like and whatnot but yeah no we got an altercation which led to him being like not fired but just moved to a different position and Mark was a close

friend of his at the time and in the cadd yard world which is a very tight community in a golf course private country club there's like a connection between caddies and whatever and there was a lot of drama so I got a bad kind of rep for it

but at the end of the day Wilshire Country Club was one of the caddying days dude what happened with Walberg oh when it happened with Walberg was basically I met Mark at UFC and I was like yo it's good we had a great conversation about coming on the show everything was great

and Tyson was there they were sitting there made a little video like whatever And we had no problem, but he didn't know who I was. He didn't know I was that guy that had that situation happen with my caddy master six years ago. That was a smallest issue that is funny how it somehow led to kind of a... Dude, I have no idea what the fuck your answer is. What happened?

Nothing. It all happened. Like, it was just like, he was like, oh, yeah, I'm probably not going to go on the show because... But then he said, why is this guy fucking spamming me and calling me? Because that's who I am. But once you gave me the message that Walbert didn't fuck with me, because and I respect Mark and you text them back and you're like very disappointed

no I didn't say very disappointed I thought you showed me that no no I was just basically like remember read my last text in Walberg sure I mean the whole entire thread is pretty great we should almost pop up I'll pop up the thread all day

okay here we go screen record screen record all right so by the way here we go and by the way I love Mark Wahlberg he's from Bosses he's one of my favorites I don't blame though because it's showing like loyalty

to a guy no matter big or small like you know working at caddy master he's showing loyalty to him so he's not going to do our show because of that which is fine what did he say uh well i'll read you the text you must have really pissed off pee i said walberg mennery what's goody he said hey what's up buddy i'm out on the golf course today good seeing you i said my guy i said you want to shoot a pod this week at walberger sit down drink your tequila shoot the shit and have a good discussion he said i'm crazy busy until sometime in february where it closed her restaurant moving to hollywood boulevard but that could be cool because we'd go down and do the morongo blah blah and i said what's your handicap i'll light

you up what but cool always down for sooner though whatever works for you he said okay let you know i said word i'll stay on you too he goes i keep my handicap whatever and then i said a video i posted a video there's a video of me tyson and mark at the uh fight sorry i'm talking a lot but i want to defend this mark and tyson was a great night Mark and I had a wonderful time Maybe he was just That was funny Bro, that was an underrated video

You're like I'm sick You're like to see you every day And so listen So this I want to finish this Because Kyle you're going to bash me like this I want to finish this conversation Go Then I kind of

Yeah Here we go Let's get to it What'd you say? Don't skip shit too I know you're trying to skip Okay no Then I just sent him randomly

I guess the video with Khabib Oh yeah I sent him the video of Khabi Because I wanted to get Kibb and Jordan And Mark has a good relationship with Jordan so I said make this happen I want my sheep

any idea when you want to hop on dates in February and this by the way hardworking guy working for this fucking show I don't think that's the best approach he goes I'm waiting for the schedule from the studio and my updates yet I go awesome let me know we're ready and standing by then a few days later we want to sit down this week with us and the boys

let me know sorry to pester we need our Batson guy I'm working all week maybe after 18th the February when the movie comes out love to come on said KK and this is is where I found out that you told me that we had a problem

and that Mark doesn't want to do anything which is fine. I don't think I had told you that though. No, you told me that in a polite way. It was needed to be said. It was like, hey, Mark, like you saved me from looking like an idiot. Like I didn't want to fucking keep spamming this guy so it's good. Anyways, this is where

I was cut off. So this is when I guess Mark Wahlberg decided not to associate with me. I said, word, I'll circle back then. Happy February 18th. Anyway, Monday for an hour. You want to go to whatever. My brother. This is just spam texts. Nonstop. My brother, this will be one of the final texts because I feel like I should be on Dateline NBC after all these texts. L.O.L. I know you're a Walberg and you're busy as fuck, but you really think we can sit down for an hour

before the end of the month. 100% transparency. Just a Boston kid hustling. Again, I deal with a lot of high profile dues a lot, so I get it. Always a fan. You're a good man. Love and respect Bob Mentory. Oh my God. Boom, two more is later, it's later. No response. Want to do a show this week? Let me know it's menary. Boom, next day.

Mark, congrats to the movie. Excuse me, this is, no, this is then two weeks later. You did not know at this point. I didn't know at this point, actually. You're right. Two weeks later. And by the way, this is no more responses for Mark Wahlberg. Yes, amazing.

Mark, congrats of the movie. Want to come on the show and promote it? We can come to you in L.A. This is him not answering at all. Snoop Dog tomorrow, not answered all. He never blocked you? No, he made it. I call Walberg right now?

Yeah, call him, call him. Hold on. But can make time if you want. Full send podcast. And I said, this is my final text to Mark Wahlberg, 7.4 a.m. You ready? My bad. I spoke to the boys about not wanting to do our show.

No issues. Happy Easter. Call him. Try me. I don't give a fuck. Like, Mark, you know, I got along great. If he wants to use that little thing that happened, whatever. Call him, call him.

I'm just kind of, I hate, like I have, call Mark. I don't like having ever bad blow with people. Call Mark. I don't have bad blow with Mark. I love Mark. So you know what? I am due to call Walberg.

Say, FaceTime or we call? Yeah, FaceTime him. Maybe he'll answer. I would try calling. Yeah, no one answers. You know, because at the end of the day, I never believe I, I give up. So I think.

Call him, call him. Don't faceTime. No one answers. FaceTime. You know why he's not here? Because you stop texting him. Yeah. He's exactly right.

This was actually true. Fucking gave up, bro. You know what? That's the fucking motivation I needed. So here we go. Should I leave a voicemail? Yeah, you have to.

He doesn't check his voicemail. No, but you should leave it. Oh, my God. Not in 2009, you know? This is kind of a dick move. This is out of respect. I shouldn't do this.

He already fucking. It's already done. What's done is done. Go. It's funny. Mark. Fuck. It's like, we're sorry.

Your call cannot be completely this dial. I'm locked totally. Oh, there's no service in the house. FaceTime. Oh, do you don't have Wi-Fi? I don't have Wi-Fi. I love Mark Wahlberg, though. Dude, Mark is one of my favorite acts in all time.

At the end of the day, we don't need anyone on this show. I mean, I don't think you should be fucking up relationships. By the way. At the end, like, at the end of the day, if someone doesn't want to come on, that's their loss. Kyle, is it impossible at the level we're at to have every perfect relationship? It's impossible. So you're going to lose some people. I also think when you zing them one too many times.

It's always been my plan. I will continue to sing them. I don't give a fuck. I think that people see it differently. I think there's people that see it like funny like this guy's insane some people think it's weird though yeah that you just meet you probably shouldn't go too hard oh could I guess what I will bring them value I know but you so all right yeah I give up after a while like I get a happy Eastered Mark Wahlberg and I ended our thing I respect it you're not going to have everybody on your fucking side

this level you're going to have bridges what about you bro you ever burned a bridge I feel like you do a pretty good job with your relationships passionate about certain things go ahead co i don't know i'm trying to think you get along with everybody trying to think no one really by the way

dude this is being blown out of proportion we have no bad blood with anybody we really don't no but we're respectful fucking dudes that are hungry and want to fucking make it in life how that can nobody not respect that i think it's good with bob because there's like the calm side

like when it comes to the business shit so like there's always something to fall back on yeah like when you fuck up like we can always be like, that's Bob. It's called what you and John Chahidi do to me all the time. Good cop, bad cop. It's as, no, it's as much as you think

that like you're fucking our shit up. Sometimes we got to step back and tell people like, yo, that's, that's Bob. Which is fine, you should, bro. Dude, that would be my answer with everything because I'd be like, yeah, dude, Bob's fucking nuts but he gets shit done. Yeah, I agree.

You wouldn't be you without that. No, yeah. And like, yeah, you always try to make improvements on like, yeah. But like, I will never stop. I actually have stopped FaceTiming Dana. Dude, I've seen him... I used to hammer.

There was a fucking four-week stage where I hammered Dana 600 times. I fuck with him and just being like, what's good? Like, we did. But Dana's the man. He always picks up. He's a great dude. We always talk.

But I did invite him my wedding. That's gonna be coming up. No, I saw you FaceTime Scooter Braun like 35 times. Oh, yeah. Let's do it right now again. Let's have, let's just make some... It's good for, like, we can edit it. But I think they think it's funny.

If we also face on a bunch of high-provile celebrities, it's good for the show. Without a guest. Like, let's bring guests on the show right now. Who are we working on that we could FaceTime right now? I got everybody right now. I'm in a movie. Who do you have? Everybody.

You say that all the time. We just like to have a conversation first before I go gung-ho menor-e-re-cycle mode again. What about you? And it'll be a peaceful one. Yeah, we got some fucking phone coming up. Really? So it's not going to be a scary one. I've landed the last few guests we've gotten.

Bro, I'm going to go apes shit on guests. Just pick up the phone with John and let's talk. It'll be good. We have some good stuff going on. I got Kodak, I got Dirk, I got Covington, I got Ross, I got Caitlin Jenner, I got Gajie. You know, when Picasso paid... Bob got Portnoy, which is... You could have got Portnoy.

And the last one you got was Candace Owens. Let me just tell you something, Kyle. He started off hot, though. You know when there's a blank canvas, right? You know there's a blank canvas when you're painting? Why do you think we... And how important that first stroke of the brushes? No, you killed it.

So in the beginning, what I did was the Godfather came in. He brought on the right people to start this show up. And then you guys got a little bit going. Shack? Shack. And what did I say was Shack? Shack is very brand friendly. Shack was huge.

He's very likable. He's a very, whatever. Shack was huge. It gave us what. Donald Trump Jr. And Robert O'Neill was big, too. It was a great interview. And then, yeah, we've been guiding this shit pretty good.

And we're going to get back to Savage Mode with like. We're going to get NBA. But here's a deal. Listen. John is a massive guest for us. And let me tell you what, actually. Yo, you know why I haven't been as, like, hungry with the guests lately? I'll tell you that is this.

Is because I have slowed down on that Savage 35 FaceTime mode lately. So I get to go back to just hammering everybody. Yeah. Like, but you guys talk me off the ledge. Like, Bob, maybe slow down. And I'm like, all right, looks what happens. Look what happens when I slow down. You know?

Maybe not 10 messages in a row. Don't give them time between. Kid. You'd be dealing fucking poker at the fucking Ringo casino. you've hadn't met. Salim always just vanish his head. She's on the phone out there.

Yeah, he's the balance. It's the best. Salim's kind of just out there. I do love this group, though. I have so much fun with you guys. I'm telling someone out there. I'm like this group. No, those are first trip with us, Kentucky.

We got to do more trips like that. I would love to. Strips are crazy as fuck. We got to do more. Any interest is getting involved in the NASCAR space in a big way? Yes. Cool.

I love that. I think you would be our, I think we could build the fucking Happy Dadmobile and get like a sick-ass driver and like really compete in NASCAR because you need money to compete NASCAR and I think that with like and then tie to the NFT

like figure away that you know those all the holders can be involved in that at operation that would be cool when's when's the NASCAR thing NASCAR thing so with NASCAR I just take these little cars I kind of like so when's the one you're promoting I have five races six races coming up

I'll be in the rest of the year every year year's all of a car in every race damn how do we go about getting like a winning car we should also buy a horse I can I know they introduce Bob to NASCAR no no I really think you know You know, I think NASCAR is a really big audience. Well, we have so many fans.

And now we have the country shit we love. NASCAR country go all together. I've never been. I'm going to help you with this NASCAR experience. I think it's something that actually we think of soon to do, and it's not that hard to do. The only thing is if you really want to compete and win, you've got to spend a lot of money. What's the business like of it? As far as what?

Like, how does it work? How does it my work? I just, mine's on a small scale. I mean, you'd have to help me scale it up bigger. Well, like, what would we buy the car and then you sell that? Hey, hey, yeah, listen, no, relax. I don't want, we're not going to talk like that. I don't want anybody knowing that.

I do it. That's how every fucking guy doesn't. I got it, but I don't want more people to know it because it'll kill the market and it'll go off. I introduce you to the market. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Actually, you did.

Yeah, I did. You did make that connection a little bit. No, the whole bit. Yeah, and guess what? The connection was not, don't. Bob, big bonus coming. I'm still waiting on that. Well, you ain't getting it because you haven't earned it yet.

Yeah. Take out that chain, maybe we'll give it to you. No, never. but yeah dude happy Happy Dadmobile let's go uh there's a race coming up in Nashville

yeah that's fucking huge so if what if we launched a full and you guys can do all happy dad you know do it but the problem is we can't compete I can get you in the main race against Denny Hamlin and Bubba Wallace do you want to race I was in

you need a dope driver too like a on brand driver bro my last there'd be a lot that would want to race for us there's some kids now there's like 19 and 20 year olds that dominate the sport. That's another guy who's really pissed to me, Denny Hamlin. Why? Denny Hamlin and I are, he's pissed me because, like, I was doing, I got a car in the main

race, the biggest race of the year where all the money's in the line. I got a car. And my car is the shittiest car with like a Fisher Price fucking engine in it that couldn't win. But it somehow stayed in the race the whole entire time. Denny Hamlin, I was fucking with all week being like, we're going to fuck you up. You have no chance. Like, obviously he's the best in the world.

I love Denny. and at the end of day to get to my story my car exploded with three laps left and knocked Denny Hamlin they had to bring out the caution flag I fucked Denny Hamlin out of like $10 million in the championship he would have won that race

if the Ripper Mobiles tired and fucking explode on the third lap with three laps to go and it was kind of like Do you know have you ever seen Denny? No, bro he's the biggest bro like sponsored by Jordan the fucking coolest dude Denny Hamlin is the fucking man

But he was so cool about it Yeah I could read that conversation too It's not your fault But it is funny your link to it Yeah no that's why He was like respectful of it But I really fucked Danny Hamlin over So

In the text thread I mean my text threads are very interesting Because I was talking so much shit that week About how I'm gonna fucking ruin His chances of winning And like It actually happened That's crazy

I'm down for the NASCAR shit It's really fun Let's do it Let's do it on Nashville I'm gonna set this up What else is good this year what else is coming up like trips wise i hope i'm hoping we can go to canada

yeah i mean like what for the our schedule dude nascar tour do you have your passport no i got expedite i get that done i get that done really i get that done i've told we have talked about i'll take down for a little canada rip uh i want to i'm supposed to go to toronto june 4th for what uh just got a thing i'm doing what are you doing rat's always asking questions what are you doing i don't discuss my business is it like why can't we know I just can't discuss the business Okay

It's not a lot I don't believe in the ever discussing business Unless you're in business for somebody So you're going to like a meeting or something Yeah You do post it all over your story though You know The Ukraine president

I gotta go meet Zelensky About something We'd talk about something Nice So What else? I don't know This weed is so good bro

You want to talk about the economic And social state of the world right now? You like that or no? What, what you put in your story? You know who said that? Yeah, we got to call Denny on the right now. I just love that so much. I don't know why.

I'm in fucking fire mode. Like, why does everybody think they have to be the good guy? That's it. That's all there is. Yeah, would you want Denny on the podcast? If you think so. Yeah, he's a huge audience. Sorry, I'm talking a lot.

I'm just high. I'm not caring. You calling him? Yeah. Put it down. Why just survive back to school when you can thrive by creating a space that does it all for you, no matter the size.

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We're not on that level. He's always respectful, but we're not on that, like, pick up level. What level are you on? Did you pick up? I mean that we did the you have no service remember I have no service somebody how do I get service because this could be really good yeah what's on the the password's happy dad on the Wi-Fi if you want to give it to yeah because there could be some why is crypto tanking so hard you know no idea what's going on no you know and we could also make the thumbnail like uh like

mennery pranks fucking uh denny hamlin scooter like you know something fucking weird if we get because we this is internal bought if we could get five fucking uh Like cool celebrities to pick up their phone right now It definitely enhance the show Your eyes are so bloodshot They always get bloodshot Because I'm fucking so focused He's because you're high bro

This is Tyson does have some good weed dude Like fire Whatever we just smoked the fire And by the way Oh I want to say one thing too Mike Tyson Just got off No charges filed against Mike Tyson

For beating the fuck on How did you do that? Why did he punch the guy? I didn't look into it. What is your opinion on the fuck out of him? What was your opinion on everything? Did he only do body shop? Dude, that kid's face was fucking annoying.

Like, just seeing the guy's face. Like, did you see his face? It was so fucking annoying. I don't know why. I have my opinion on this. What is your opinion on the situation? What do you mean? I think everyone agrees.

The guy deserved it. I mean, why, like, Mike's such a calm guy. Like, you're always a little scared if he's going to, like, you don't want to piss him off. Like, he's the one guy that you, like, talk to. and you're like yo i don't want to piss this guy off so the fact that that kid was like reaching over the first class seat like dude you know like we're all about our fans too but when you have no respect you have no respect like the kid fucking deserved it all body shots

no i think he socked him in the face dude i think i actually heard that he i think i unleashed on the kid i think i heard that he actually hit troy oh my god you know troy on our podcast he's like give me another joint Troy Troy Troy's his assistant like a good guy Yeah, and I think apparently Troy got caught in the crossfire and he took it from Tyson. Dude, can you imagine being on that plane and just being like, holy shit, Mike Tyson just beat the shit out of somebody on the plane?

You're so right about that. Mike was the one guy that I've met in my life that I looked in the eyes constantly while talking and was very cautious. Yeah. He was also the greatest. Not that he would ever be violent. Mike is the greatest fucking...

But you just got to respect someone like that, yeah. He is such a respectful great dude. And that kid, he should be able to do it to him, like, again, And again, that fucking kid deserved every fucking. Why is that about Tyson, though? Because we're around fighters all the time. I never get that vibe from any other fighters. Because Mike's had a couple.

He's an older legend, right, too? So it's like, you got to have respect for like... No, but why is he intimating? But other fighters, I don't feel intimidated around any of the UFC guys. Because Mike has a couple screws loose in the best way possible. Mike has fucking screws loose. Everybody does. Like, I have screws loose.

Mike will fuck you up if you talk shit. Okay. But he's also the nicest fucking dude in the planet. so just don't piss them off. Fuck, Aaron. Sorry. That whole kid just thing pissed. And he's suing him too.

Fuck that. Well, people sue for anything nowadays. Whatever the kid sues for, we should start a GoFundMe and just cover that. We were thinking we could have done that. We could have sold some T-shirts and gave them all the things. Yeah. Apparently, it might get sued, but you guys backed the fuck out of this. Do you guys hear, did you guys hear Jack Carlow's new album?

bro i'm not uh i'm not that i'm big of a jack carlo fan no he's dope but i don't like his like i don't fan boy over his music you no i think no i like his music i think i think some of his shit's good for sure you know the vibe i like the like harder show oh yeah but uh yeah i'm not you only yeah yeah you don't like white rappers right i mean i do but like i like you like feeling like thug and shit yeah you want to put your mind and like pretend you're thug for a second yeah it's like your escape 100% right like you You pretend you're 42 Doug for a sec. Yeah.

Or a little baby, but I don't get that vibe from Jack Harlow. You can't be listening to his shit and just be in the club, like, feeling like, you know. He's getting respect from everybody, though. JJ, you're on the full set podcast. J.J. Reddick? Who is that? You're on the phone with my podcast. We might edit it out later, but I needed to know.

I need a connection to Michael Jordan to come on our show. We have the number one show on the world on YouTube. Can you do it? Is it something you can do? Why you do this to me, Bobby? Why do you do this to me? Because I love you. And at the end of the day, you know, I'm such a great guy, and I hopefully I know you're very tight with Michael, and as long as you can put in the good word, it'd be amazing to have him on the show. Well, you got that for me. I will always speak the highest accolades

about you as I have to put the most love and respect for you. However, I cannot guarantee what he will say or do, but will I ask them 100%. Well, when you're talking to the best salesman in the world that you are, we know that you're, and also, also, too, you know, Kabib, the fighter? I do. I know who he is. I do not know him personally. So he was by far, probably pound for pound the greatest fighter to ever fight in the UFC. He wanted to at some point link up with Michael Jordan. So that's, if there's a way to them together. I mean, Jordan will

know who he is. He literally was the biggest athlete in the world. I'm happy to do whatever I can for you as I just got done saying the respect. I have to the admiration. I have to you. How talented I think you are. I mean, you can imagine how many people ask me to do stuff with Michael

Michael Jordan or affiliate with him. This guy knows he's live, by the way. You're one person that I'd literally go to Battenport because I know if he'd enjoy it. I know he'd get a kick out of it. And we would be pounding Casamigos the whole time or whatever tequila there is and it's up to you i would love i would love it you're the man if you could do put in any good word i mean you know how we work we did the president we did everybody i will definitely i'll call him i got to talk about something anyway i'll reach out to him i love

that you're jj you're the best in the world you know that i miss you and i love you too buddy all right buddy we'll talk soon we'll be in touch thank you love let's get a big guest that's let's get back on the hunt the feeling of posting a big guest denny hamlin just hit me up what he's saying I'm getting hot. This is when men are he getting hot. What do you say? He said, uh, who at sage golfing can't talk on the phone here. Got it.

Got something big for you. Call me. When done. Trust. Also, I'm coming back in a NASCAR. And you are fucked. yo this guy's a menace dude muha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

he wrote that this is I gotta read this is why they don't come on yo this is what I just love that I got something big for you if you have a good sense of humor it's pretty funny the rippermobile is going to fuck you up Sunday

that's what I sent before I cost him the championship that would be like the FedEx cup you know the guy that wins the fucking FedEx that would be the masters actually Yeah, it's the master's. Oh, I get it. I see you take your tarp off. Yeah.

Everyone was pretty surprised when you took your tarp off. Yeah. Who said something? I said something. Do you remember? Anybody else? Gabe said some shit. I think everyone was saying Stiney's, his core is coming in.

Yeah, bro. Barrel shrinking. You have to because when I, like, when I was chubby and white as fuck when we were doing this, people roast the fuck out of you and you actually think about it. And it's like, dude, not being in shape is not cool. The worst is being, like, skinny fat, too. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I get found my face. Because, like, we're not, like, fat. Yeah. But then when you just get, like, fat here and fat in your face, you just feel so unconfident. No, you feel terrible. Nothing's cool about it either. And it's like, dude, it's really, for some people, I don't know,

but to go to the gym an hour a day, I can make it happen. You've been on the grind? Yeah. Well, it's also, like, when I am with Stephen Brad, they go every fucking day, bro. Steve will sometimes go, like, two or three times. Yeah. And he'll say some shit to me and call me out and be like, yo, dude, you look out of shape.

When I'm here, I'm fucking dialed. Traveling is tough. With the eating. Yeah, with Happy Dad and shit, it's hard as fuck. I don't think we have a Happy Dad trip for like another month. No, not from New York. Big month of gains. Yeah.

It's makes some gains. Full since ups, coming soon. That's honestly what got me going because when you guys started sending all of it to Miami, like the whole team started taking that shit. Once you start taking pre-workout, it just gets you so fired up. You got to go to the gym? You ever going to get in the gym, Bob? I may try your shit.

I did try your vitamin C ones. Summer gave me a glass. And she was like, oh, these are really good. And I'm just like, oh, let me try it. What was the orange flavored thing I poured out? The immunity booster. The immunity booster was fucking awesome. I only had one of your products.

So we got some full send supplements coming soon. We've been working on them. We partnered with a company and they basically make like the cleanest product. Like it's all natural shit. And every single product officially is US ADA approved. That's one thing you guys do. Which is crazy. We can sponsor fucking UFC athletes, NFL athletes, college fucking.

I actually just thought of something, but good job. Yeah. Every product that we do, I feel like Happy Dad, like, our shit's always going to be like, what's your response to people that are like, yo, none of you guys are jacked? Because we fucking party and we travel. And the supplements will get us there? Yeah. They'll help. I mean, any product they've done, I think they've shown them, they do a pretty good job, Aaron.

No, this is really lit. Like, Happy Dad, they took their time. I'm not disagree, though, but that's something somebody said to me. It's going to fucking get you jacked, obviously. Yeah, I know, I know. But I think the other ones we have, the immunity boosters fire because when we're always on the. go like having those traveling with you what would be the best in the immunity strong because we can't get sick bro we can't never shut down what one what should i take if i'm sleeping one just sleeping

sleeping pills are good have has anyone tried them are you guys yeah i have it made me sleep i was got to take some does you wake up broadie or no no really no good so it has like melatonin it we'll do a whole podcast we'll figure out what's in the supplements and shit then the stamina pill oh my god wait i can give me like give me those tonight i want that so i called the guy brett stamina pill so i can fuck the shit out of summer tonight go ahead The stamina pill, Brett, can you see if there's one there by that peanut butter? I'll take it right now. Let's test this product.

Why now? Is there a boner pill? No, no, sit down. What does it mean like stamina? So I called the guy because like, I called the guy. Yeah, the stamina pill. So it's improved sexual energy. Dude, I need the whole fucking bottle to them.

But yo, this shit's usually like a scam, right? Like you see those rhino pills and shit. So like when we were making it, I called the guy. And I was like, yo, like, what is in this? because I don't want to sell some scammy-ass shit, right? So he told me it just makes you, like, blood flow better. But you have to take it every day. So it's not like an immediate thing.

You don't take it before you have sex. You take it consistently. And it gets you, like, more hard, bigger nuts, like more. What about bigger things? I'll be the judge. I won't let your audience. I'll take it. I'll take it.

Yeah, bigger loads is a great thing. Yeah, birds love big loads. Does it increase cock size? Not that. Like, harder. More vascularity. do that i'm just curious like makes you harder do you ever like bust and you just like didn't bust that much like your birds oh it's the worst girls don't like that though yeah so you got to

have a nice load yeah i kind of have small loads i just realized i know you're probably like have no nutrients bro because you don't shut the fuck up barren no i'm saying you don't eat really yeah you have like no water here no nothing you probably can't have it's like a creature that the creature they're just like i feel like you just shoot blanks every time no no no i don't shoot blanks like what's i'll tell you what though they're it's coming hold on baby we should get jacked eventually, though. I don't think I'll ever get a six-pack as much as I'm, like, traveling and partying

right now. No. But it's just tough. Denny Hammer's in, by the way. Done. We can go to his house. He has the sickest house with race cars everywhere. Podcasts. And he's lit. Let's go next week. Let's blow up fucking NASCAR. And then I'll get you in that race. I also want to get

involved somehow in these things. Oh, here you go. Just got a, you know, you're not the most healthy guy. So you got to, you know. Guess what better? Test patient there is, motherfucker. Start testing them, though, yeah. I'm going to eat the whole fucking bottle tonight. Take two. Do you take two?

What's the dosage? Here, I'll pop two. I'm going to, do I take it with Happy down here? There's no chemical. Like, there's all natural shit. That's the beauty of it. There's no, like, dumb chemicals. What do you take it for?

Same thing. Pumps, yeah. Pumps are going good lately. Pumps are good, man. Are you going to get married every one day? I mean, I hope so. You're going to get married there ready? Probably not.

Are you? Maybe I will. Very soon. You will. You'll have a divorce, probably. I think it's tough, obviously, with this lifestyle and shit, with all the traveling and stuff like that, but I do think, yeah. For me, when you date in the menory relationship, locations are always on on both ends.

Mine just loses signal once in a while. I'm just kidding. No, yeah. So you would actually marry her, though? Yeah, I'm at a time. Have you thought about the proposal? I'm 34 years old. I'm an old man.

You know, so at the end of the day, but I'm young. Are you actually looking to marry here soon? Within a month, I'm involving Justin Bieber. Scooter Braun, if you're listening, I'm going to have her, I'm going to do it on stage at Bieber. I don't think he's going to let you do that. Probably not, but I'm pounding scooter on that. She's going to say, yeah, right? Yeah, I ran through her own stuff.

She loves Morgan. She's probably going to look at one. Oh, yeah, let's get Morgan Wall involved. We won't even do the fucking full send fucking podcast. Well, I hope this happens for you I think it's crazy for you I don't think it's the right move No, she's good

I found the right one She's the best Did she tell you you're the right one? We fight like little dog She's from Jersey I'm from Boston So we get fucking mouthy with each other All the time

It's just how it is Aaron I know I'm just making sure You make the right decision Well that's why I don't see heartbroken either Bob's wedding If I get heartbroken again

I'm out Because off camera There's some shit I need to tell you Really Yeah we'll talk about it later No you can't Fuck me right now

The show It'll fuck the rest of my mind So I'm kidding Do you have any information? No, no. Don't fuck with me. You ever see yourself getting locks, Don'ty? Yeah, but I just feel like it'd be like, for the wrong reasons.

I'd probably get divorced and just be depressed or some shit. So you'll never get married, do you think? I'll try, but it's like when I'm 35 and like she's a hot-ass 27-year-old probably marries me for the wrong reasons. And then it's like, fuck. Aaron, you can't. I mean, oh, guess what we got to get jacked. It's hard to find. Hey, that wedding is going to be great.

That's why we got to get jacked. 100% exactly why we get jacked. No, I'm sticking with a dad bodod. Nah. I mean, dad bodd, it's a version of time, too, but nothing cool is, there's nothing cool about the dadbaud. I'll tell you what's cool about the dadbaud. You wear pink fucking salmon shirts, this blue shirt,

and you get Michael Jordan in this fucking show. I think it works at times. Like, in the winter, you definitely want to have a dad bod. You don't want to be jacked in the winter. Like, the girls want to cuddle up. They want to, they want to put their hand on the barrel and shit. I know, it does suck when they do that when they like. Girls don't like it when it's too chiseled.

You need to have like a little. We already got a little. Just something to, like, rest the hand right here. But in the summer, you got to shred down a little bit. beach you're doing supplement shit you can do it i'm not fucking changing i'm gonna be honest i slept with this girl like four months ago in arizona and then not too long ago recently and she commented and was like wow you're way you're way skinnier from the first time and it gives you a confidence it's a good yeah it was like damn she knows that when a girl tells you like oh you look good

yeah like after you've been working out you're like it's good she's like an eight anybody else who else in the house right now gambles gambles got to have gambles yeah we have gambles yeah we have about rapy gamble does jimmy know what he's getting summoned for right now no the boys are requesting you on first appearance i'm my favorite guy one of my favorite guy who's requesting me everybody everyone stop the back end boys you know had a great time with this guy at the derby

i mean that's who i had the most fun All right, we got Jimmy Gamble sitting down, joining. Sleem just banished somehow. He always does that, bro. You know what I'm pissed off at? Why does Gambles get a bad rep with you guys? I mean, we probably fuck with you. Why do you think, Gambles?

I have no idea. I mean, I actually have no idea. I can't. It drives me nuts, actually, when I see people fuck with you. It, like, actually infuriates me. I kind of enjoy it, though. I think, I think what it is is that happens to everybody that actually joins Nelk. Oh, yeah, I'm well aware of that, actually, right.

I think even Steve. Actually, yeah, when Steve first joined Nelk, there was a lot of hate on Steve. Salim, even asked Salim, he was like, he was ready to like leave. He was getting so much hate. Everyone's like, fuck this guy. So I think everyone that watches Nelk, they want to join Nelk. So they get, they get jealous. Why this guy?

Yeah, but I guess Gambles is kind of way. They kind of have somewhat of a point. Day one, maybe? No. They do wonder. They're like, why Gambles, you know? But he's your day one. Yeah.

Day one, dude. Gamble is my boy. He's hilarious. hilarious dude like i had so much fun of the derby with you dude i was me you in summer most of the time oh yeah we had a good time we were zap this i mean we call him like the send coordinator that's what he started as so his job was to just just be just send you know like that was his job it's a dopeest job ever yeah i like that one no yeah i blew that one no yeah i blew as fuck you were kind of jimmy though you were actually kind of the girl thing you were like me though you were like i got chicken

on my girl and stuff when you're at the derby that's the only part was disappointed in you at is you were always tricking back to the girl. Now I have a girl, so it's different. You think that shit on you, though, but you did have pubs taped to your face, right? Yeah. So it's like shit like that where they're probably like, fuck. I had the pubes on my face. I think that gained him a lot of respect.

It did because your reaction of being like fuck it was like the craziest thing I've ever seen. But you did have Steve's pubes. And it is kind of weird that Steve rocks the bush, by the way. I'm going to throw that out. I didn't know until the very end. I remember Kyle telling me. And then when you got back to the penthouse, I was like, Fuck, I have pubes on my face.

Did it bother you, or are you good? No, I was good. I mean, fuck. You didn't see that? I don't watch anything. You're in a lot of it, man. You should probably start watching because there's some shit about you. It's like.

So you had pubes in your face. So we fucking partied. Then we woke up the next day and gambles. Like when he's hung over, this guy's dumb. Like he just yapping. He doesn't shut up. He's so dumb when he's hung over. So Steve thought of the idea to do what Jackass did where he shaves his bush.

and then you put it in a bag and then we told Gambles it was like Art Basel weekend so we told him that he was going to be playing like a Mexican guy and we're like yo we need you to put on this fake mustache for your character but it was Steve's pubs so we glued it on his face

and he had it on all day and he didn't know and he was so into the character and shit that's so fucking awesome you crushed that but like imagine if we did that to Bob if you did it to me this is what would happen let me just talk

tell you what would happen, all right? So say I wake up, Kyle decides to pull that prank to me, Jimmy. I'll tell you what I would do. I'd put the pubs on my face. I'd put them all over, okay? And then when somebody's like, you have pubs on your face, I would simply just take them off. I'd walk outside that door. They're glued off. And I would issue a fucking airstrike

on this fucking house. And everybody would just blow up and die. Jimmy, has anything ever actually upset you? No, I take everything like a champ, to be honest. Was there ever one thing where you got prank? Well, you, the golfer, maybe, but. Because they fuck with me too I've had it where I was like

No I don't mind I don't mind it I don't mind Franklin hurt me for a week Oh dude you couldn't land that bit That girl sorry No I know but I thought I did Like that was a whole We got a new prank with her coming out Next week too

I want to get involved in some pranks Yeah I want to do one Am I allowed to? Yeah You should put it But like there's a chance you get fucked with And you're such a pussy Nobody fucks with me ever

That's a part of we have a deal That can't be fair though bro It's not fair at all It's not agreed upon but I just hope Kyle makes the right decision never to fuck with me in a prank. Everyone gets fucked with, except for you. By the way, you're cheated.

Kyle's never got to change. Someone who's never got to try. By the way, people have tried. You know what? Let me just say this, though. You want to prank me, launch that missile? I mean, you will get pranked harder than you've ever been pranked in your life. Bob, you're so easy to prank.

I'm going to have. Like, we could get you any time. How don't we do it? You always post your location. No. You're so easy to fool. You already think people are pranking you. You're already looking around.

Here's a deal. I am a fucking, I will know everything that's going on in any given time. And hence why I didn't show up to that podcast recording. I'm not going to say,

what is whatever? That wasn't a prank. No, it wasn't. You were just wrong. That was you being a pussy. That was you just wrong. Yeah.

Jimmy, so you come and, what's our next trip? Let's do something fun. Like, I like the... Yo, New York. We're launching New York State. New York's in before. And then we got...

I mean, you know... We got John's wedding. I don't know if you're invited. That's fine. I mean, if I'm not invited, We're not invited. They don't really. I hope you are.

Would you take that personally? If John has invited me the wedding? No, I would just be like, okay, that's where we're at, which is fine. I think we need a Vegas rip July. Did you get invited to John's wedding? Yeah, I did. Do you? My wedding invite must have left in the mail.

Well, you don't have an address. That's true. You don't have a fucking, you literally could. Well, good luck prank of me then. We'll find you. It's easy to find. I'm not even here right now. I got Summer's location

Yeah Enough of that When's John's wedding June Something The offers in the table Maybe I'll stop by I love Renee

So you guys made One of the best prop bets That I've ever seen in my life Whatever What outside What happened in the golf mat It's a par three It was at our house

We had the sickest house For Derby And there's like a par three At the house Not like some shitty golf hole Like this was like a nice one The green was whatever you can really put, but 110, 115 yards, downhill par three. And they had a bunch of clubs, too.

Like, we were worried. We thought we had to get our own clubs, but they had fucking, even for lefties, for me, they had like three different clubs, like a pitch of 56 and a nine. So I was like, you could really play this whole, you know. And I bet Stiney because he was, you know, Stiney thinks he's, you know. He's taking a lot of money. Yeah, a little overconfident. What do you mean?

How much is taking from you? I mean, I don't think he's ever beat me in golf. There's no way Stiney would ever beat me. Like, even on my worst day, he would never beat me in golf. I don't know what it is, bro. All right, continue on your story. I'm just better than you. But I bet him because we were playing for little money games.

And I took a thousand off Salim. And then I had to throw that in by the way. By the way. Is he paid? No, he hasn't. Yeah, you're not getting that. I'm getting it. And then I bet Stiney, I said 10K.

If I win, I'll give you 10K initially. I said 5K initially. I said 5K initially. I said, if I win, I'll give you 5K. If you lose, you have to wear a skirt. Stiney countered? Yeah, 10,000. I didn't even counter.

I just said 10. Oh, yes. Look at you act like you countered. Fuck you. I upped it because that's how confident I was. I mean, I have to take that day. So then what happens? You have five shots each.

Five shots. Stine hit zero. I played bad. I was dialed all day, but I hit two. But first swing, you hit it on the green? No, I missed, I think. Miss, miss? I hit five in a row, then he hit five in a row.

Oh, okay. And what were you two for five? Two for five. But I was dialed all day. I was like a bad performance. And so when you lost, it's the biggest event of the year. It's a Kentucky Derby. And he had to fucking go in a skirt.

Yeah. He came down in pants too. Like he wasn't going to be a man of his weird. And the thing is, I made him weird is because I would have paid him. Stiney would have made me pay. 100%. A thousand percent. And you honored the bet, though.

I am proud of you because you try to push out. I always pay my debts. I heard from sleeping up in the attic, this little like noise was you, sleeping like literally some reason in my room in summer. Like I was with summer. Steinie's in my room and I heard you pretending you were going to fake sick and not go to the derby.

Yeah, whatever. Yeah, you texted, you're like, is there a COVID- was? Were you being serious? No, bro. I'm joking because I knew I had to do that shit. But we were in like Louisville and talking. Bro, yeah, it's not fun wearing that. I got a lot of dirty looks. Like, you're wearing a fucking skirt and

there you don't see many guys wearing a skirt. That is brutal. And it's like I'm getting dirty looks from so many people, bro. Like, so uncomfortable. And people are saying shit to like their friends and wives and saying shit to me. Yeah, it was funny, though It was like funny, but it's

Some guy picked you up Yeah, I mean, I don't know about that But it's more funny, too good Piss me up because in L.A. If I did that shit, like, I'm like, yeah, a lot of confidence. Like, we really like your fit. You know, like, I'm the man.

Oh, yeah, you went down to the fucking where they don't So the worst place to do it. L.A. you could get away with it. Which makes Kyle a genius. Do you think girls actually like that one guys like wear that shit? Like Harry Styles and shit? They do because they love Harry Styles and he's the fucking

I think he's a good looking guy. I don't think it's because he's wearing a skirt. You got a chance with every girl You just got to play your cards right 100% Actually that's not true But you got to know who you can pull and who you can't pull You know your limits

You know your limits How do you know that though? You just got to get the feel You got to know You got to know So who do you think Like Noel? What the fuck do you mean

Bro? I could have done that You clearly couldn't have You clearly couldn't have Did you think I could have it Were you ever thinking Yo he can do this or not? No because I think you gave her too much attention

Okay That's fair Yeah I think with these... Yeah, you fumble on the one... You always, like, get to the one-yard line and fumbling to the ball. Certain girls that are like,

you know a lot of guys are after them, you can't give them attention. I know, but that's what's hard now because any hot girl on the gram is getting pursued by so many dudes. So you just got to take your chances and not give them attention. You just play it cool,

be friendly with them, you know, crack some jokes. But I think the second you let them know that they're interested, you're interested in them, you're just like every other guy. Because, like you said, guys throw themselves.

Just possess the same. Same kind of wise-ass confidence you do with me. I've done that. It didn't work. Yeah, because then you fucking can't close. You're an opener. I can close. You know?

I can close. I can, if you want a girl, I'll find five girls for you. That might be good for you. If you want me to. No, it's all good.

I don't need a girl. Appreciate it. Yeah, if any girls are watching, slide into Steinie's DMs. Guy needs to get locked. Yeah, I guess. I think a girl would be good for you.

Yeah. I thought I had a girl until yesterday. That'd be weird. Stiney with a girl. He'd be like, oh, he'd be the biggest fucking pussy. What do you mean?

I've had chicks come around and shit. No? It's not chicks. They're called women. Like, no, you just never, you've never brought like a main ting on a trip. Well, but bro, to be honest, it's just like,

it's just going to affect my work. And I have to fucking, which I respect. 24, when's wedding? You're going to have kids? You shouldn't have kids, bro. How many times is that kid

going to get left in the car? Like, fuck, you know, like, I have a child, you know? Men or you will have a baby. That's literally home alone every day if Bob has a kid.

summer's big hi what the fuck is the red payment is she on the pill I don't know I pull out every time but I did fire in one nugget the other night but it was the day before a period that we knew was coming so I fired a mega blast in there you know Bob Menry's kid is going to be

the most interesting kid in the world bro he's going to be like a Bill Gates maybe holy shit Bob Menry yeah we're getting we're getting summer's jeans though I don't know if it's going to be Bill Gates it's going to be more like rain man that's nothing against summer it's just about me you know what did you read on your hand for the trump thing what was it say less less is more less is more just it's always been my thing like in this

thing i don't mind talking a lot because it's us to shoot the shits and i've talked a lot i'm sorry but like when they have the guests on i do try and make a conscious effort to cut questions down and get better every day but i feel like you're the opposite of that you're super extra like you'll post 400 stories in a night so it's not really less and more yeah but then sometimes i'll just go off the grid for three days so like i just you just You'll never know. Rarely, rarely. Yeah, very rarely.

I don't go off the grid much. No. Everybody in the world knows what you're doing. That's about it. You never really off the grid. It's good, though. I love watching Bob stories. I love that.

Yeah, you know, follow Bob Metterate, right? Most entertaining the shit in the game. All right, so what should we do? Should we get ready to go, like, figure out who the next motherfucker is? I'm excited about it. Yeah, I think we're good. Next week. Let's wrap this up.

We got a big guest coming up next week and the week after. Subscribe to the full-stem podcast. We'll see you guys next week. and make sure you drop those comments on guests you guys want us to come after. Yeah, I'm not going to let anybody down. I'm bringing in Jordan. Well, I'll be honest.

I don't think that's going to happen very soon. But down the line, yes. Not ASAP, no. I get, like, put it within a month. Yeah, that's... All right, well, good luck, Bob. You're rooting for you. All right, thanks.

All right, this is fun. This is a good one. I enjoy it.