FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Internal | Ep. 78

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

NELK BOYS Reveal Crazy Israel Stories and Talk About Going To Ukraine! Presented by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. Find Happy Dad near you http://happydad.com/find (21+ only). Video is available on http://youtube.com/fullsendpodcast/videos. Follow Nelk Boys on Instagram http://instagram.com/nelkboys. Part of the Shots Podcast Network (shots.com). You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & anywhere you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So if you are carrying Happy Dad, shoot us a DM on Instagram and send us proof. And you might get a shout out in the next podcast. Let's get into it. So, Brad. What's up? Gabe, what's up? It's good, guys. All right, we're going to do another internal.

We've been doing this back to back pretty much after our, anytime we go on a crazy trip, we're probably going to do an internal because I know you guys want to hear about this crazy-ass Israel trip. So we're just going to have all of us sit down. We're going to tell you guys about the trip. Yeah, no We're waiting on Salim still He's probably still

How's Salim doing on the way home? Oh my God How was that? We just slept the whole way Oh, yeah You guys had a good play? Yeah It was all right

Ours was probably 10 out of 10 home We did a really good flight Oh, it was just good Just leaving Like I'm a guy That's no man left behind So when I see in the morning

From Gabe Yo, me and Kyle left That was shocking to me I don't know I work for Kyle Not for you first of all So, like, I don't go with Kyle or not with you. Hey, hold on.

Bro, I know it's been a while for you. I know since Dan Belzerian when things really crashed. But, uh, good question. We roll with the squad like me, Jay, the rest of the squad. We were up together making sure, yo, are we, everyone accounted for. Everyone has their bags. And, uh, we went as a squad. You guys chose to leave early in the middle of the night.

I just, I don't really rock with that. That's up to you. Can I say something first before, Kyle goes? Yeah, well, basically, I mean, Steinie, Salim. Cousin was pretty dialed, but they had a bunch of days off throughout the whole trip. So I was always there every single day. I didn't have a day off. I think Stani and Salim had one full day off.

Stony had two pretty much. Yeah, I'd say throughout the trip, if you add up all the days, you probably had two half days off too. No, I took one half day. Yeah. So like for me, the last day, too, all the boys were sleeping and the tour guide still had like a bunch of shit plan for us because he was there. So I felt bad. I went to the market with them. and then we went to meet the Israeli singer that we had planned.

Everyone's like, where's Steinie? Where's Saleem? Where's the rest of the squad? Everyone's like, what the fuck? And then we also went out to the dinner that they had planned. So end of the day, you know, me and Gabe kept the relationship happy on that side. And yeah, no, there was a last minute flight at like 1245 that popped up. But also, I wasn't, I bought my own flight home.

I wasn't in a different flight away because this guy fucked up my flight back. So I was never on you guys flight First of all So when my boss That I'm supposed to fly with Tell me let's go I'm not gonna think twice And like leave you behind

Of course I mean It makes totally sense You fuck me over But then you say You didn't treat NCO So I guess that I was just bored as fuck

As no one was around So I was like Gabe Yo is there another flight That's like earlier And you just saw it And I'm like All right I'm out I mean I kind of felt

Backstab Because you guys Kind of set up that flight Right in front of me So like Oh you were there We're gonna have some talking Gabe Oh fuck

Yeah, like, Gabe was already on a different flight. I bought my own. So, Kyle paid for his on flight. If you want to pay for you on flight next time, just like, I'll let you know. Yeah. I mean, if you were, if you were up and awake, you probably wouldn't want the same play. I was awake. I was actually journaling.

Oh, really? I was. That's why he was. That's why he was. That's why you're wearing glasses today now? Yeah. I mean, are those gamer glasses, though? Those are like the yellow tint ones.

Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know. They just, they were the only one CVS carried. Don't, don't, don't lie. You bought those for like performance gaming for Fortnite. There's no idea of that, bro. You don't even buy them for journal? Brad seemed like a different guy when he put on glasses,

and I figured maybe I come in here and put on glasses. You just look ridiculous. No, I'll be honest, though. I told Gabe straight up. I was like, I do feel bad that I'm leaving, but it was one of those selfish moments that I was like, I was so tired that I was like, yeah, I don't give a fuck. In response to that.

I'll be honest. Like, I was actually like... Real quick, I'm going to finish. I feel like I'm not too selfish sometimes. And I was like, honestly, I'm going home. I'm going to let you finish, but you got to think about it. It's February. Black History Month, and I'm offended.

I'm offended, Kyle. How are you offended? This is unacceptable. How you offended? It's Black History Month, and you didn't give me first class to come back with you guys. Think about it. This guy, he planned the trips. What you mean?

During Pride Month, it was all about you. It's good. Over here. Where there? What's good, boy? You guys caddled yesterday. Yeah, we were just talking about that. We just got betrayed.

How? We did we talk about it. During our month. You guys took literally two days off, you and Steinney. You and Stine. take literally two days off the trip it was sneaky it was just like damn you guys let us know i mean game was already on a different flight so he was never on your guys flight and you guys were snoozing i was bored as fuck all day and i saw a fucking flight and i was like i'm out i bought my

own ticket yep if you guys were up you probably could have got on that flight too but stony was you guys were you guys were snoozing yeah i mean whatever bro i'm glad you guys caught the irraeli sunrise though probably that night right it was beautiful no it must have been no don't worry the car that's when we shut the curtains bro so we didn't have to see that shit curtains were shut so we didn't have to see nothing it was night time for us if you fucking worry buddy

that is my defense like if you guys were up bullying and shit and like we were chilling the whole time that day I probably would have been like all right but like you guys were dust didn't want to watch the Jake Paul fight and shit like I was tired brutal vibes man so I was like all right cuz you mean cause you were vibing all day but yeah we had time but you couldn't have stayed

because you had to take care of some business probably that that night too yep serious business so don't even act like you would have I'm a business man. I'm a businessman. We'll get to that, but, um, what did you guys think of the trip overall? Why don't we start off from day one? But overall, what did you think of the trip before we get into it?

It felt fast and it felt like a lot. Did you, did you live up to your, because he said you weren't going to drink, you weren't going to party, you're just going to be super religious? How do you think that went for you? Well, we went to Jerusalem, which, uh, it was, that was a huge moment, very, very touched home from me. And it was like very religious and important, but I was approached the Western Wall, which we were all at. That was great. I don't even know if that guy was real if he was a character that came from upstairs, but that guy had me sign the scroll, right? Yeah, he was super animated.

Do you blend that? No, I didn't plan that. I had no idea what I was signed. Pretty much your game. It was like signing my note contract. He just said, yo, sign I came and read it. You couldn't read it. Shut up, bro.

You just signed your life away So he goes, hey, like not many people get to sign this I want you to sign this Holy scroll at the wall And I signed it And the celebration really took off to a next level That I didn't expect it to get to And that was night one of Jerusalem

We fucking rage face And yeah, no, I parted the entire time I was there Yeah I'm sorry, like I don't I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing But I think it was bad Why?

No, no, I mean, like, I just feel like, I feel like we just, I feel like we partied. I mean, I was decent. I was hung over a few days too, but I feel like the partying, like, that's why it made everyone so tired and shit like that too. But the people there, like, they were encouraging it. Like, they were everywhere we went. They were pouring shots. The fans were insane.

Oh, my goodness. No, the first day was like no party day and you guys. That's what, that's what I was trying to tell you guys, bro, the first day you should never fucking go like game seven on a tree. Because you're going to be dead the whole trip. We went game seven every day of that trip. We went, yeah, like game seven triple OT. The first day.

The internet and I was so fun. It kind of gradually went up like over time. Like it didn't start off like a big sin. It was like down here. It was like, yeah. What did you guys think of the Western Wall? The Western Wall was really, I thought it was really cool seeing all the history and stuff like that. And yeah, I know I know we got like a little bit of backlash from like going to Israel and stuff like that.

but I said it on my story, too. Like, I was, like, obviously, me and all my friends, like, we went to a Catholic elementary school and high school. Because in Canada, it's publicly funded. Like, you don't pay you to go to a Catholic school. Like, you're either Catholic, pretty much, in my area, or, like, you're just atheist, pretty much. So, like, that was, like, my whole life.

We had to take religion until grade 12. So, like, I learned a lot of shit about, like, religion, right? So being there and, like, seeing where Jesus, like, carried the cross and, like, all the stories that like i learned was like crazy so i think it was pretty stupid how people were telling us like you know you can't go to a place that like undeniably has so much like history and like stuff that you like learned about as a kid too yeah especially because we weren't like taking sides like there's not that's not that's not our place to tell who's right or wrong yeah it's just like we want to live we want to experience and have a great time and i think we're dead and then some people

are like well you some people are like well you should have done that off camera then it's like all right just don't watch that. Our life is on camera pretty much. Yeah, we didn't go there to, like, promote one Saturday the other and stuff. Huh? I just like this.

You, like, say something and then he reassures it. I'm not even sure. I'm just saying, but you don't even know what you think. I mean, Gabe is a reflection of Kyle. Like, he's like,

we went to Israel. It was kind of ridiculous, though, you know. We went to Israel to tour of the country and it was a fucking, I'd a blast. Like, I think it'll be a good video. I did, I did learn too, though.

Like, I know you guys were sleeping that day on the bus, but like, we got a whole, when we went through like when we went to the military thing the second day dude it is like wow like there like it's an intense situation that's going on over there oh yeah it's crazy so on the so we did it the whole jersland thing and the second day we went to this because you guys were destroyed second day nobody was alive okay well real quick okay hang on we're not bro like we were just tired man we all did the second day we went and did something but western wall sorry to answer your

question was it was good i think it was cool yeah there was a little too many fans there for me to really get like the full experience i felt yeah because we had to you guys had we had to write something on a piece of paper oh yeah and then you put it in the wall you write you write something you're like thankful for and then you write like pray for like stuff you want in your life and you do that any religion does that yeah any religion yeah something we all we all did it and we all actually took it seriously yeah some people about jose land is like all the religions get together there right something that we all learn that doesn't matter what kind of religion do you are on that place everybody's together for one one only reason that you know something is above us something is looking

out for us and to get together and just pray together really what do you mean like that's what everybody's there's different sections right yeah but like they has all the corners and they have everything together there so like it's a really powerful I mean some christianity people can't go into the mosque you know yeah but like all the religions are there bro didn't they say that they said they have to make sure that you have to make sure they'll ask you certain questions if you're actually like like you can't just go in there like there like there's the whole the whole situation there bro like now that i've even learned about it more like i was like watching more videos and like the history of that area and everything bro like that shit has

been going on since like fucking a thousand like more like a thousand years before christ was born like three thousand years that it's crazy bro There's so much, like, religion in that area and, like, it's intense. It's kind of, it's cool to see. It was insane to me to see that. But we went to, um, Jesus Christ tomb. Yeah, we went to where Jesus was a lot of people there. Jesus was buried.

And what it was, where the cross was located? Where he carried the cross. And the hills, like insane, bro. Like straight up. We touched the place, like, we shout out to Jesus for, like the route that he fucking carried that cross, bro. Like, that was a serious road. We touched the place where he fell, right? The incline Jesus had on the cross was like, it was like this, bro. Your caps would be like huge if you can walk that thing.

Jesus went out with a good fucking incline leg day, bro, straight out. We saw all the place. That was beautiful. The guys, did you guys had a chance to, sorry, the guys had a chance to touch where he touched it when he fall for the first time? No, we couldn't go. You remember it was packed? Yeah, he touched it. No, no, no. Where he fell for the first time. No, he first fall. How many times did you cry that day? You cried at the west side? Yeah, dude, you cried a lot, man. That was good shit, man.

Like Kyle, I'm like, I have a really, can I finish? You cried at the MacDees? Like Kyle, I have a really, like, background with my family and how I grow up and everything. So my family were really religious. And then my grandma just passed away last year. So, like, for me, dad came out together. And it was just, like, emotion after emotions. The Western Wall, I literally just, like, was, was too much.

And, like, I think it was a really, I felt a really good moment. And I was able to, like, to let me. it out. But yeah, I cry a lot that they that's the question guys want to hear. Nice. How you felt, Sonny? I felt great. You feel like a king there, right? Yeah, no. This guy thinks he's a messiahs for some reason. Because like, when we there, it's what we

learned that people just go to Jerusalem, they have this syndrome that call the Jerusalem syndrome. Is it called the Western Wall? Yeah, right? Western Wall syndrome. No, Jerusalem syndrome. Oh, really? That's what they call. And then this guy has that syndrome and many, many other syndrome. What the syndrome is, is like some people that go to the Western Wall

Jerusalem, they come back thinking that they're the Messiah. It's like an actual syndrome that people get, like a mental syndrome. It's like when Steinie got that blue check on Instagram. Find the other two people that sign the scroll. There's three of us, bro. So find those other two people. No, anyone could sign it. No, they're only Jewish people that he was rapping you and doing Jewish dancing and stuff.

He's only Jewish. How can Miyokai sign that? They're not going to ask you to sign it. Yeah, I'm not Jewish. No one's going to go. Holy shit, Gabriel Pontio, bro. I'm not Jewish. I would respect it. I'm sorry. I can't sign it. I'm not sure. I'm not Jewish. Well, Jesus had real followers. That was pretty cool that you did that. Jesus had real followers. I think you have like half your followers are fake. How many followers do you think he'd have on the gram? Probably over like 100 mil. But like it was actually dope. If he did, if he did he would probably have like I said. He'd have 500 mil. Now he had like 50. Yeah, like 50.

Keep it good. He'd be like somehow Kylie Jenner would have him beat. She'd be like, what the fuck? Okay, that's when, yeah, that's tough. But it was dope seeing where Jesus Christ got crucified. Like, we actually walked the, we walked everywhere where he roamed. It was awesome to see that. Oh, it was dope.

Jay got the white voice song. And then, yeah, pretty much after that, there was a lot of fans and they were following us around everywhere. We were shocked at how many fans we had in Israel. Like, we got, like, we got met at the airport. by fans. They followed us throughout the entire day at Jerusalem. There's a lot. Wheelchair guy. They have a lot of. Oh, yes. Oh, my. The wheelchair guy. He wasn't even crippled. Fall off, bro. Fake wheelchair guy running into buses. Huh? He crashed into a bus, didn't he?

Yeah, he crashed to a bus. He crashed into the tables, too. The tables. I don't know, but this fan, he was just like, there's like some fans are just too, too horny. And this guy acted like he was fake crippled and he had, he had his friend like pushing him everywhere. But we actually, but we actually, thought he was hurt but he just threw him against the chair he got hit by a bus he was just doing anything he can faking that in jerusalem that was yeah i don't know why he was faking to be a handicapped guy in jerusalem they're just pushing him down the stairs that's because i was generally like damn is he hurt because he's like right under god's nose just being an asshole

but he he did it for like he was committed for four hours yes yes the fact he was so committed is what made it funny because it was so enough everywhere we were going that he caught up everywhere we were like dude he just drove how the hell i had stopped him because it wasn't, like, was affecting... Yu-Hundo tried to talk his gig. Yeah, no, because we got invited... What? No, bro.

No. So, we got invited to do a bunch of TVs by the city and shit. I got a good game story in the club. So I had to come and talk to, like, bro, like, look, it cannot do those kind of things. And he was like, oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know that. It's, like, was, like, just too much, you know? We're here to talk to fans, like, photos was like, that was not too much for you guys. It was like, you know?

Now, gay was filming him, though. I think that's why you didn't push it too much. Yeah. Because usually you're like, no, like, leave Kyle. you want to know why because you know if that guy's that committed to trying to get in the video like he'll do just about anything you're smart for thinking like that oh that is a good point i didn't even think of that wow wow bro uh all right the messiah so and then and then after that we had um we had three really cool uh well four pretty much the whole time because yeah Steinie set up this trip um appreciate that

again because I had a really good time but um I hope the whole gang did straight up I hope all you guys I had a good I had a great time I had a great time it wasn't as relaxing as Russia but it was I've had a great time but yeah we had four tour guides one was named Elkanah and that was Steinie's boy from when he went to Israel before so shout out to him and then we had three other people one was named Leah one was named Uriel one was named Sarah so they they kind of like you like too they were in charge of taking us around all of Israel and stuff like that and then um they're cool too we became pretty good friends with them yeah i would say so after after jerusalem we went to we had dinner that night that was so funny about the dinner after jerusalem we went to dinner at one of the

tour guides houses and it was like it was it shabbat or not or just like it was like early shabbaugh it was like a super jewish like house i yeah more or less right i don't know they're like old white people yeah i mean they look i don't know it was pretty jewish yes i'm kind of feeling what you were feeling with the whole vial situation right now but go ahead yeah so anyway just regular white Jewish people Stani had to make a trip to the Israeli pharmacy that's how fucking Jewish it was so

Oh that night at the dinner table Like there's just some things like that Don't need to be shared but At the dinner table Salim was sleep the whole time man The Israeli Wall Street So how many times we just leaped that trip Like every day Salis was leaping bro

Bro we're jet lag We're fucking flying 14 hours We fucking work I was tired You guys were hammered to was so hilarious that dinner. Perform. You two were clipped at dinner, bro.

Yeah, we were clipped. Whatever. The guy was talking that you guys were just, like, going off of him. It's so funny. I didn't know, you know. It's actually funny. You predicted, you know, there's a clip you predicted that I'd have my Yamaka halfway off my head.

And you did? You put it on. Oh, my God. And then, yeah. The more drunk you get, the more like ghetto you get to. Well, I don't. I poured hell of ice inside. I was sure remember.

So, Salim fell asleep. Because we were tired as fuck. And then cousin put ice down his back. Yeah. And then like, like, Salim woke up and he's probably, I got mad. I was drunk. He was probably still hammered too. And like, you know when you're hammered and you wake up and you're just like really pissed?

And then there was almost a scrap. No, I was. I was, I just got too. I was. I was so scared, bro. I thought Salim going to do some feet. No, we've known that. I got too hammered.

Celine brings out that interim NBA young boy sometimes. You mean, trying to do that too, man. You used to always want to be a rapper. Yeah, no. I mean, I performed the strip. Never doing that again. I thought, it was funny to me. It was funny.

That was a good time. It was a good time. It goes to Russia one time. They thought it was funny, too. The next day, like, they weren't like, yo, that was like disrespectful. They're like, oh, they're like, they love you guys.

My dad love you. It's like, what the heck? They said that their expectations of how wild we were going to be was way higher. So we somehow, we underperformed what they were expecting. Because, well, because we're like the nicest douchebags that you could ever meet.

That's news to me. Yeah, that's also like, that's also like one of the few but good values that Gabe brings is he gives that sweetheart, I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. He's like a telotubby. Yeah, no, exactly.

But it balances out. We're all pretty nice, though. Oh, yeah, for sure. But, like, but yeah, for sure. The de-hams get out, yeah. Thanks for that. When you guys are hammered, you guys get wild. Hey, when you get hammered, you, you're an interesting guy as well.

Oh, you saw me drunk this trip. I watched everything you did that night. I was in the club. I was drinking, chilling. Just. I was helping you that day. You lost. I don't ever want to feel.

Joseph, like, I, man, it just, what I do? Okay, let's get to that day in a couple of minutes. Get the next day. Let's, let's talk about, uh, let's just go in order. So, yeah, we'll do, we went and did the shooting, we saw some guns. Day two, we woke up. Day two, we woke up. That was best, that was Israeli scaries for you boys, though.

Definitely. Time was late, as always, put a call time. Like, I'm not trying to chirp, but I've never seen, like, you two that. I was so tired. Like, you guys were, like, deathly hung over. Oh, like, I don't know what was in that. We didn't even point of that much. I was so tired and I was just like, dude, I didn't even sleep that much because I couldn't even sleep.

You know what I mean? Yeah, that's pretty much it. When it was laid out there, it was just like, fuck, it's morning. I went to study his room at 2 a.m. that day and he was just like, okay, well, clear why you went to my room at 10. Because you text me 10,000 times you go to your room. Oh, shit. We showed in the video Monday. I don't know.

It was for what, though. I don't know. Let's watch Monday. What happened? We guys want to see. But. I let you a room. And then you also, didn't you tell them, like, didn't you donate money to, like,

a Jewish organization? I donated $5,000 to, a, true. Oh, congrats. You just are, bro. Do you remember? That's good. I think you owned him $4,000 still. So, yeah, we had our boy, Laurent on the trip, too.

And he said that Stiney was so hammered that he donated 5K to some Jewish organization at, like, 3 a.m. And then he didn't even remember doing it. Good Samaritan. $5,000. You wake up the next morning and, like, you hear about that. And you texted. one of the tour guides, Stiney texted her at like, I guess, like, 12 a.m.

Before midnight. Before midnight. But, like, he texted her like, W-Y-A. One of the female tours, he hit her with the where you're at. So it was like a crazy night. Funny because I'm starting to get the scaries back right now. You made it out. Whatever.

Three-point shooter. It was funny as fuck the whole. You try. You try. So we wake up the next day and the girl told us, yeah, Stiney hit me and said, where you at? Like the night before. My God, bro. I knew that I donated to the charity.

I want to make that very clear. Did you end up donating it? Yeah, I'm not going to take it back. I think you owe $4,000 still, no? I already sent it, I checked. Trust me. Okay, would never do that anyways, so. Yeah, maybe to McDonald's.

Delaney $4,000? I don't have that kind of money, but yeah. Debbie for Stony. What do you mean? That hurt, bro. Like, I'm glad it's going to a great cause, but that hurt a lot. Anyway. So next day you wake up, he was like, next day, blah, blah, blah.

We went to the, go to the army. Yeah. We went to some anti-terrorism. training base shot a 12 gauge wish it was a draco and then we shot we got attacked in the bus we were sleeping remember that was fucking i was so scared is that on camera yeah yeah they all came in start shoot i don't know what they were staged an attack on our bus they had fake guns yeah but they still fired but they fired blanks yeah that was pretty scary they were like move move move i was like i was like what you guys do i just was like that's what i was like you guys went to the bus at the

I was just like, it is what it is. If the shit's serious. Because, I mean, we're like half a way. They told us not to move around or like, don't go wandering. Fuck it, man. All of a sudden, it's tiny and Celine was gone. Nobody could find the guys. They know that.

Middle training. They know we've been, we retire that day. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's always gay. We've said that a few times, but yeah. He said that a couple times. It was crazy though.

You guys saw the dog, right? The part. They had like, they had like a military German shepherd and the dog was so fucking trained. It was, it was fucked. They showed how they like find bombs and shit, like with the dog and it was crazy. No, that was a, that was fun as hell. That was cool. And then they showed like they're kind of like their fighting tactics and stuff like that.

Yeah. And the guy pulls up with a gun behind your head, like, what do you do in that situation? Do you do in that situation? You go like this. You go like this. So the guy put the gun to the back of my head like this. You kind of go like. You got to feel it though.

You got to feel the barrel. You can't be too far. Yeah. That has a name for the gun to the back of my head. Just basically take the gun. He just has fast reflexes. You can't, yeah. You got to be fast.

He's fast reflexes. You got to be. It's a whole technique, right? I don't know the name. I wish we could pull it up on the screen. The K. I forgot the name. Well, remember that one guy that used to go viral on TikTok that like fat dude that like.

The black guy? He tried to be like the tactical dude. It was kind of like that. It was kind of like that. He's from Detroit. I know you were talking about. Yeah. They're hilarious.

Yeah. So we missed that. And then. Yeah, we trained for like two or three hours. there. Something that I set up that I knew you guys would want to see was the I don't know what it's called, the dude in the desert. The Bedwins. The Bedwins. So this is where it was

actually, it's technically in Palestine too. So it's in Palestine. So it's basically, but it's not like, I want to say we're representing all Palestine by going to this area. Because it's like, it's pretty much like, they're like nomads. So they're living in like these like fucking like tent shack type things.

And yeah, they're basically just like living off the land in like the middle of the desert. It's pretty crazy. The crazy part that were like, we had three different cars. It was me, Kyle, Austin, Alex, and Sean in one car. And then we got lost.

Like we got our car got separated from all the other cars. And then people getting text message like, welcome to Jordan. I was like, what? We're not in Jordan right now. So the satellite was picking up Jordan signals already. And we were in middle nowhere. The phone was not working. Yeah, I was at the lunch.

And we were so scared. All of a sudden we see a freaking eight years old kid just driving a car so fast by it. An eight-year-old? Yeah. I was he by himself. I think younger. I think like six. What was he whipping?

Just like a shitty like Honda Civic or some shit like, or like one of those type of those. Those old cars. Was he sane? I've seen that too. Was he like like this? Yeah. Yes. Literally a kid driving.

Yeah. Did you guys like talk to him? No, you're just driving like bias. Like nothing. Can he like flip you off or? Nah. No. No, I was just normal for him.

But yeah, the guy had that. the family that we met, the guy has 15 kids, two wives. His oldest kid is like 35 and his youngest kid is like five. So the kid, one of, one of his kids that's like six is already an uncle. He said he was how old? His kid that is, his oldest kid's 35. How old was the guy? 87, I think.

No, he wasn't that old. He was old. I don't know how the father would be pretty old to have 15 kids. He was 87. And a six-year-old. And then we met a high. He was on The grandfather was 98.

The grandfather was 98. So he wasn't he was alive. How mobile was that guy? He was just sitting down eating pita bread and like some soup. He only eats pita bread and sheep milk. Can he like can he move? Like walk? He was sitting down.

He didn't look 98. Yeah, he looks like 85 or something. He was just lying down like this just dipping his bread inside. Yeah, he wasn't like fragile. Isn't that crazy how you can fucking live like that until 98 and not have the resources? Well, because dude, I think like, There's not, there's not a lot of, like, stress in those, like, environments. Like, the guy lives in a 10 with 30 kids.

And in our environment, I know, but I don't think it's that, I don't think that's that stressful compared to, like, what we go through probably. Yeah. There's so much, like, unnecessary stress that, like, I think we deal with in society compared to, like, those people, like, they're way happier. Yeah. They're way happier, bro. Can you describe the tent setup?

Okay, it wasn't, like, a tent. It was, like, I don't really know how to describe it. You'll have to see it in the video, which I think we'll be out this Monday by the way if the editors can turn it around I'm not sure. The office now so let's see Ozzie was saying a lot of sick this sick bad at him playing the whole way he already texted me. They said he's sick

he needs an IV. He always needed an IV he never takes an IV. He's such a little he wants to milk the performance. Why he caught him a bitch man? He's probably just sick. Yeah, no. Every time I get him on IV he never takes you. Can you get him a goddamn IV then? I don't get any more because he never do it. Yeah he does never do it. The lady goes there he gets scared and doesn't do it. So I'm not doing it.

the fuck yes all the time bro three times already okay but wait so yeah this guy had two wives too and we asked them and we said like did you see both of them yeah yeah okay he said they get along they get along great um they're both not bad man for some like desert bedwinds she was honestly like a judean like i'm not even lying like one was like probably like a seven i'd say like a judean eight jordanian wait seriously two chicks she's like and they're both that's a main guy they were desert fucking nines for sure yeah judean eight's for sure Sure. Yeah.

And what the fun? The funny part was like that he's dad. The guy we saw sitting down. He was 98 and he has four wives and he have 300 plus kids. 300 grandkids. No, no, 300 grandkids and stuff like that. Yeah. Not stuff like that.

But with 300 grandkids. But with 300 grandkids. And I asked him, I said, can you give us one piece of advice? And they translated him saying, um. He was a condom? No. I mean, I did ask him, did they wrap up? They said no.

Obviously not. I did ask him for one piece of advice, and he said, honestly, just life is good. That's all he said. Fuck, yeah. I love that. I was like, wow. He only eats Peter and a man. Like your grandpa doesn't even like remember you and shit.

Yeah, I think that's what it is. Like, yo, like I'm your grandson. He's like, oh. Right. There's no way you can remember 300 people. No presents, huh? Huh? No presents.

A lot of grandkids, man. Yeah. Good thing they don't, Christmas would suck for that guy. Yeah. Honda. No, but I think their shit's probably like a leave the nest. Like you're a certain age and it's just like you're on your own. it's gotta be what age do you think they have to like be on their eye 14 if you're young bro probably like 12 i mean that kid was whipping at eight years old the kids were just like roaming around

bro had a honda civic was he was he blasting music i don't think so he was cruising though like he's his hair is oh really did you get that on video i don't think we're there we're just hopping off the car and we saw him passing so fast that show was pretty cool though that's that's a super culture shock like that's that should a case that you guys did a cake because you guys are fucking little yes yo positive energy man that's really what i'm trying to practice i'm really trying to practice that and you're being you're really like just fucking up the energy all right brad so some of these glasses bro bradley oh my god bradley take your glasses off well like the funny part is like how the trip started set up the whole trip and everything else and he was most of the time off the trip

they don't even enjoy the trip or nothing so like i had a great time you should just stay back Wow He's really come out of you The guy didn't do the trip at all He thinks he's so much more important than he is No I don't feel I'm straight up to do my job and your job You are there like waiting for you and shit you know

You didn't have to do a thing He didn't even enjoy the trip I had a great time We just have different ways of having good times Yeah you went to fucking 6 a.m. You fucking chase around the fans For whatever Offing whatever

I fucking rage bro I fucking party The brand's fucking full send Bro You're not straight up no half cents am I allowed to party

at full center you allowed to party or not yeah this is comedy like fuck man if I wake up one day and I'm a little hungover I don't need to hear about it from you the entire day

well there was two days in the whole day bro yeah you didn't do nothing we were there fucking to do stuff I signed the scroll bro on behalf of

on behalf of Mel I performed Mayback twice you performed freestyle by a little baby one time I did yeah I did That was amazing

He sung some money bag yo song too That was just like Money bag Yeah Everyone was so confused Dude it's fall Dude that was Yeah if you're hammered

I love that You're on stage And someone gives you a mic Like you're gonna I mean you kind of feel better Yeah You just start rapping You don't really

Let's get to it Okay so after that We stopped by Dead Sea Which was cool I'd done it before You guys want to show your experience That was next day

The Dead Sea Yeah After the ball wins Kyle went to the spring still See how much you guys missed? Okay, the hot springs is not that Whatever Yeah, how was that?

That's not Yeah, it's just going It's like a staple in Israel Yo, Kyle Kyle went to the sauna the next day Let's talk about the sauna, bro. Bro, the hot spring was an experience And he stopped by the mini market on the way

Yo, dead sea, what did you guys think? Jay, you were saying first time you could swim Bro, that was the first time I was actually like able to really swim He put mud on himself and we couldn't even notice Yeah, that was horrible The Dead Sea was pretty cool, man

Desper, no. He was like, I don't know. I didn't know you could float. What did you think? What was your honest opinion? Of course, bro, you're floating. You're floating. You're literally floating.

But it was just like, it was weird because like, I mean, damn. It's tough to trust it, right? Yeah, it's tough to trust it. And then like, you can't get salt in your eyes, obviously. And like, I got, it didn't happen. No, you couldn't fart in the Dead Sea. Bro, he's kind of like. Your dick apparently stung for a day.

Yeah, like, it was just weird. So I was not trying to piss. I always pissed in the ocean. It's like scratching something. You guys pissing pools or not? No. I'll pee in pools. Why not?

No. I was just care of if the pool was going to turn a porpo around me. I always grip a piss in a pool. You do too for sure. I peeve before I got in there's like a certain age. I'll never get out of a pool to piss. That's fucking selfish. It doesn't make a difference.

And I hope you change that. It doesn't make a different. Take a piss before you get in the pool. He agrees with peeing in a pool. I actually think people are weird. Like I think people are weird when they like get out of the pool. pool to piss. And do the right. If you were like, yo, I got to go piss. I'm like, man, just pissing the pool. It's pretty lame. If it's a big pool, too, like,

it really doesn't make it. It's not a hot tub. It's a pool. I've never peed in the pool and not. I don't maybe, maybe up until age 50, no, 12. And then it's like, dude. Stop tapping. I swear, bro. I don't, it's, I don't, like, if there's a bathroom like right there and you're like, get out of the pool, you know, you're just, get out of the pool. You know, you're not going to arrest you are not going to rest of me. Which are not getting out that pool. I mean, I wouldn't be in a pool. Salil. Salil. Out of all of us going to get out of poachable pee? I don't think you would, and they already admitted.

What do you mean? You guys just admitted to peeing in a pool. Yes, I 100% peeing pools. I'll say you. You can't do it too. 500% peeing pools. Simple as that. All right.

Anyway, I couldn't piss in the dead sea, but it was really cool because you just, you just completely. Well, you can't, okay, so you can't sink in the dead sea. Yeah, you can't sink at all. It's impossible. Yeah, it was just, it was just, like, it was just like, I wouldn't trust it. And that's because, like, the whole thing is like, there's just so much salt. Because it's the lowest point It's the lowest point

In the world So you're just like closer to the earth's core And Gabriel is that why the salt content's like way higher Yeah Gabriel thought he was a scientist That's probably what I'd tell you Oh that's what I learned It wasn't hard to remember

Gabriel kind of thought he couldn't float too He was scared Yeah I was shocked bro I was like You can let a seat Like you can a little bit sitting And it's really hard to swim It's no fucking way he floated

What the hell Okay go ahead We walk for so long we were walking and like it's not sand is sout rocks are soud in the bottom thank you so much for not cannonballing in there it's what i really appreciate that salt is not yeah salt okay saul salt salt i don't know how to say that in the fucking english there was not sand it was south right yeah you're good bro good all right let's move on thanks for thanks for not cannonballing all right let's get on to telviv fucking party city i've been turning up on yeah apparently Tel Aviv is like

the gay capital of the world right But there are, dude. They said that shit was like, fucking Miami. I don't know about that. No, that was the one. Tel Aviv is not Miami. That was the one. That spot rabbit was popping.

Yeah. The clubs and shit, it was. No, what about just visually? Yeah, okay, visually. Maybe the beach. We also did go. I think it's different. Tel Aviv was cool, but I will say it's definitely not.

Yeah, but it's not Miami. It's more Cali vibes. It was not a summer as all, but yeah. Miami's always popping, but it wasn't a name. I wouldn't compare Tel Aviv to Miami in terms of sending. Well, maybe because we didn't go during summertime. time we'll go back and compare the beach the beach was I mean it was a dope beach yeah it was nice no it's nice I'm just saying it's definitely not Miami okay noted cool I'm just saying

I just want people to know so we went out we went out and you guys you know you had the time of your fucking life and I have so much fun he can wheel for shit man it's insane I got somebody back to my room I know just like watching you because I was just I was just having a drink just watching you and like I just see a guy just like No, that's not true. That's not true. What happened? Predator Ponce.

He was fucking with it, but he was like, he was like, fuck. He was like one of those moments like, I'm going to regret this shit. Predator Pancho. What are you guys talking about? So we went out. So we, F to Kaya and all of them went home. We went to a gay bar, bro. That was.

That was lame. We were at the most popping spot. We changed. We did a boppie. Rabbit was popping. Yeah, we did a bar. Hopping. First we went to what's called Aria. It was really good too. Thanks so much for having us. Appreciate it. And then the other one we went to all the clubs. There was like, we were bar hopping. It was crazy. And then we went to Jimmy Hu and the end of the night. It was like a fucking 4 a.m. already. Sorry, go ahead. It was insane. It was really fun. Like, really good music. And I were just having fun with somebody. It was funny watching you because it was like a moment. I could just read the guy's head like, like fuck. Like if I do this, man, I'm a regret to. Was it like, was it the guy in the Vulcum hat or no?

Yeah, this guy was out of the country and you made it. You're good. That kid was chirping me too earlier in the night. He was like some London kid and he was like, he was just getting like a little chirpy with me in the bar and I was like, buddy, you're wearing a fucking Vulcan hat, bro. Because I think he was like, I think he was from London so he thought like wearing a vulcan hat was cool. Well, what were his chirps? No, I don't even remember. He was just like, you know when a kid's just getting like a little lippy with you?

And he was from like, he had the London accent. So I was like, buddy, you're wearing a fucking Vulcan hat. And then I hear like, he fucking hooked up with Gabe. So it's like, buddy You won't have to Yeah, yeah Wait, was that your first? I didn't really have to trip him back

Like Yeah Oh, nothing's wrong Yeah, that was it really funny You hooked up with Gabe And you rang a Vulcan hat You fucking donkey Wait Gabe, was that your first

civilian kill? No, bro How was it was just like a I don't know Damn, my shot that man You were more lost than anybody else So how you can remember that

I mean, I was just having You are so lost No, we were feeling We were falling you around You got to call us Got to make a call up Make a call to the IDF, the Israeli Defense Force. That's the least.

Maybe. Everybody was, like, cool in the club. We had so much fun all of us, right? Are they, right? It was fun. It was just watching you. It was just. Gabe had fun, too.

Gabe gets labeled a terrorist. Huh? Yeah, that guy was a spy probably, bro. Yeah, he probably was. You're probably labeled the terrorist by the Israeli military at this point. Oh, my, shut up. Because when I have fun, I can not have fun, I guess. You can have fun, man.

Why you're so jealous? I'm not. I'm not. Clearly, you're looking like jealous right now. I'm not. I like you're trying to do this bit, but trust me. I can all have fun. Have fun, man.

All right. So what's the point of it? Just be careful. You guys got like the blue facing Kreshawn, Ron. I cannot get nobody like, well, be careful. Don't do this. Don't do like, fuck off. Let me have fun and get the fuck out of my dick, bro.

Straight up, you know, let me have fun. Have what? Let me have fun. What did you say about your dick? Bro, thinks he's my boss. What did you say about your dick? Like, get off my dick. Oh, get off my dick.

Oh, get off my dick. This guy was so selfish in that night, bro. He took us to a gay bar. We're all in there. Bro, what the fuck's going on? I told you guys, hey, I'm leaving. I'm going to go to a different bar. You guys are going to come to a game club.

You're like, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. Everybody just go. I was like, okay, let's go then. We get there. I hate the club. What sucks? I'm like, I'm living. You want me to be honest?

I looked at Gabe, because Gabe had been drinking, right? You know when you look at that one girl and you're like, like, anybody could hit? Right. Like, Gabe was that guy at the gay boss. Like, I'm telling you right now, like, he was that guy where any gay guys is like, yo, that guy's a skank. Like, I could fucking. of you were all over the place

you didn't even hit and you fuck I don't even know I don't have to trip back but I can't wow that was I mean I don't know I just start off by speaking English

you're good bro it's okay damn what else uh sit again fucking say bro but you guys had a good night first night yeah

it was a great time and I don't even know what we did the second night oh the second night we did a fan meet up yeah there was a huge fan meet up that shit was fun bro

yeah we hosted we hosted like a party oh yeah the party stage I was thinking about the Western Wall because that was packed too We hosted a party It was like they sold over like a thousand tickets

Yeah that was crazy That kid kind of finessed us But yeah that's my fault It was pretty crazy though It was like over a thousand fans We crowd surfed I did me in broil Fans just fans were like flooding the stage

Floating it was like it was brutal We evacuated stage for a second Yeah because dude I looked down And it was like an astro world situation going on bro Like the fans were getting like fucking crushed Like I saw it like The stage was like this high too. It was though. No, I literally

like, yo, this is turning into that. You should have stopped it. I did. I told Chris and we went backstage. See how he doesn't remember how drunk he was? No, I'm just not noticing everything, dude. It's not all about that. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, I was a lot of people getting crushed. That's my, that's my target. No, bro. The kid that's like, oh, he's almost

about to die. That's my guy. Fuck off. We went back. So be easy with your shit. We control. It wasn't even that hammered that night. Nah, we, I mean, it was a chill bro. Yeah, it was just a chill night. We got a jump on the stage. Like, I got sweat.

wallowed by the crowd, bro. It was good. We had that backstage, though. It was like, dude, it was getting crazy. We were like, bro, we got to go back. Yeah, the green room was fun. It was cool, though. It was cool.

Everybody was getting, damn, they were getting crushed. Yeah, because we're supposed to go to the vet trip, like, a table. And that table also got mob offense. So we couldn't go to the table. Yeah, we shouldn't have crowd surfed. They got them fired up. And then I was stuck in the middle of the mosque. That's what we do.

Yeah, it was cool there and do something to make the fans happy. I had a really good time. I had a great time, too. I thought it was cool. I mean, well, definitely, I agree. I was definitely, I don't know what it was about it. I think we were just really on the go. And it was very tiring.

The jet leg, for some reason, this trip hit, like, way hard. Not that hard? It hit me hard as fuck. It hit me really hard. It hit me really hard the whole trip. Like, I couldn't sleep the whole trip. Like, I kept waking up early.

Like, I kept, I'll wake up in the middle of the night. Can't fall back asleep. So I definitely didn't sleep a lot. I don't know. I think, too, one thing that, like, day one, why it escalated so fast is because we've never gone on a trip or at least I haven't with you guys

I don't think you guys have either but where it's been in such a like religious and you know what I mean powerful place it's like so that was a huge difference in any trip we've ever gone on so I think that's why it escalated like that why we were parted the whole time because it was so religious

well because it's just like you don't know how to act that makes no sense it's funny all right whatever I'm on the fucking Messiah stop playing with me Um, no, it was cool, though. It was fucking sick. But yeah, what, it was just tiring. I don't know why, but.

But also, I think it's because every day, like, it was just like, there was an itinerary. Like, we left the hotel every day at 9 a.m. Like, and we're fucking moving around. The food, let me think. Not the best, to be honest. I didn't like it. Food was good. The food was good, Gabe.

You don't like the food because it was probably more healthy, bro. There's not all these preservatives and shit like that. Like, I like, they have a lot of bread. They had a lot of bread The breakfast was really good A lot of Peter bread The food is probably like more real than it is You ask Muslims if there were bacon in Russia

You know what I mean? No, it is fucked up when we leave the country Like Like the people there are just in better shape Bro, they don't eat like shit Like You even said there's no fat people there Not one in Israel

No fat people It was healthy and it was good I was the only one maybe I think the food was great Especially at the military base Oh my that that's what the best food But I will say Compared to like for me is different

For me, it's different. Like, compared to, like, other Arab countries, like, the swarms there were garbage. I will say it straight up. We're going to be honest about these trips, huh? Oh, I didn't hit the right place. No, the swarms were garbage. We tried three different places. God, you know, I'm big on shwomen.

In Canada, in Dagestan, the shormas were fire, too. Swarmas were, like, the Mediterranean overall, like, the rice and chicken plates. I'll give it, like, 6.7. Yeah. And we try three different places that this trip. And you know I'm big on shormas, like, Mediterranean food, by far as, like, top three of my favorite foods and that shit was asked i'm not going to lie all right noted though yeah we probably could have some we didn't really have a lot of time to i mean we're only in tel avie for two nights

we only went that we didn't we went off to dinner for one night or we canceled one night yeah which another one so in this video just to point out you get israel and then we have the whole vlog of power slap which includes also me getting smacked so a lot of people are going to want to see that i guess it'll be out if you guys are watching it'll be out this monday at Probably nine Eastern, nine Eastern time this Monday, six Pacific. Yeah. I think it's going to be a really crazy video. Crazy.

Crazy. I'm excited to watch it too. Like we did a lot of different shit. Yeah. And it's like, I think the new videos now, I mean, you guys really love the Russia video because it was more just like real. And I think these videos aren't too forced, right? Like it's more just like we're going and we're kind of just filming what we're doing type,

you know? All around pretty good vibes, I thought. Yeah. Yes, generally, yes. It's more like vlog documentary style. That's cool. And I guess as we're getting older, too, like now I even told Salim, I don't even remember, but it's kind of like an, it's like an old milk vibe with like kind of like a

full send podcast vibe like mixed into the video where it's like, I feel like if we went to the Western wall before, like we would have been writing like fucked up shit on the papers and like, you know what I mean? Yeah, we actually said some real shit in there. Like I feel, right? Like we would have fucking, or some shit. Like I don't know, shoddies at the Western wall or something. some shit but it's kind of like we're like doing both now like it's not like we're fucking

woke losers now that we're still gonna party and shit too but it's like both we're just like being ourselves now more kind of like a half sender yeah like half sending sometimes okay you have to sometimes right yeah or just sending in the proper way at the proper time right right place right time yeah that's it whatever it'll be bangor um yeah os god os god get that video off ozzie you'll see what you can do bro sean hayney let's go guys no excuse me the editors The editors went pretty hard, too, right? Not awesome. Haney, I love that.

Sean Haney, second command and editor. Fucking, he was going hard. Yeah. He was on a vibe. Those guys deserve it, man. Yo, do you want to play the, uh, well, let's talk about Jake Paul and Tommy Fury. You want to play that clip, though, first? Tommy Fury, Jake Paul's coming out.

Jake's going to win. I think Jake's going to win for sure. I really hope Jake wins. I'm going to be honest. I saw a fact. Tommy Furry's opponents, all their records was like 12 wins to 140. losses, but every boxer fights like no buns until they're fucking, like, 25. Yeah.

It's funny how, like, Tommy Fury is the one guy that, like, everyone wants to see him get knocked out more than like Jake. Like, something about Tommy Fury's face is just like, so fucking good looking and like, Jack, I just want to see him too. Guy has a fucking magnificent chest, too. Yeah, I get a lot. Yeah, I did well, but, wait, they chopped that up a bit, though, right? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, self-chopped off. But you still said all those things. Anyway, he's a good looking guy. Did you guys watch it? He looks like a fucking Barbie dog, though? He is. Okay, so what did you think?

Because I, I didn't watch it, but I heard he got, he was, got his ass beat the whole way. Yeah. A bunch of one-toes. I put some money on Jake, too. I lost. What were the odds? Was he favored? Yeah, Jake was favored.

He always is, man. Wow. How do we not fire Tommy there? Yeah, I didn't watch the fight. Well, I mean, now it's easy to say that, but, like, people. Oh, but I didn't know. I thought Tommy was the favorite. No.

How, bro. This is the real boxer. It wasn't by much. It was like minus one. 10, I think. Oh, okay. Well, that's nothing. Yeah, no. I mean, I think, yeah, it definitely showed that Tommy Fury was, he could bought, I mean, he definitely beat Jake for sure. I was watching the fight, and I was just watching it on my phone. And, yeah, he definitely got the better of him. 100%.

What do you think of Jake Paul, obviously, I think it was today or yesterday. He's posting, like, yo, I lost, but I still made 3 DMs. It's crazy. I think that's accurate? Probably. I don't think he would lie about it. about that. Jake Paul doesn't strike me as like someone that lies about how much money he makes. Still business, man.

The reason I respect that guy is because, like, he's the one YouTube boxer that's actually done it in a way where, like, he's making that real money and a real career out of it. But, like... It is true what Tommy Fury said, too. I mean, I don't know if maybe if Jake now, did Jake underestimate him, Tommy Fury? Or, you know what I mean? Oh, the Drake curse.

No, no, I was saying, not the Drake curse, but did Jake underestimate Tommy Fury? Like, I wonder what's going through his head now. A little bit. Like, do you think, I wonder if he just underestimated him. I can't tell if Jake's all for show. Tommy Fury said it, too. He's like, he didn't have to fight me. Like, he could have kept fighting, like, Anderson Silva's.

Like, he could have fought, I mean, just more, you know. He's not making that money fighting Anderson Silver or these other dudes. If he fights Tommy Fury, who also has his audience, that's real dope. Like, that's, for that amount of money, you can risk your record, I think. You agree? Maybe. I don't know if... Yeah, I could say so.

I don't know if he would say that. He wants to put up a show, right? I'm sure they're pretty devastated about that loss. Well, now he gets a rematch. Yeah, but he's got to win. If he doesn't win, then we'll say that. And I will be honest. Like, I love Jake, too.

I wanted him to win, too. But watching that fight, damn, I don't know if he could beat Tommy Fury. I'll be honest. What happened? I mean, just as a fight fan, I don't... I don't know, man. I think Tommy just kind of outworked him. like he landed a lot more shots

and just watching the fun i'd have to watch it back i only watched it once but just from the first watch it was it just looked like he just he was just outworking him man like he was i know but what does it say about the fact that jake can go eight rounds with that guy anything a lot yeah definitely a lot i mean pretty impressive it's crazy yeah Tommy has like four knockouts too so he's knocked out real boxers so yeah i think i think jake did he did pretty good too like he knocked him down he was landing shots but

But yeah. Whatever. I guess, but the thing is with Jake is like he's such a good salesman too. So you kind of, it's like a Connor McGregor vibe, right? Like when Connor lost to Khab, I was shocked. Like, you just believe it. You believe that they could never lose, right? And that's why they're so popular and they're so big, too,

is because they're such good entertainers. I know. And then he posts his bag and people just hate him more. He's too good at trolling, bro, straight up. KSI. KSI was going out of me. KSI starts talking shit, Tommy Fury this, and then Jake Ball. I don't know, bro.

I'm just like, I don't give him a fuck now. Yeah, that was all I want to see. But yeah, it's going to be, I wonder if they're going to, they said they're going to do the rematch. But, God damn, I mean. We can't go to this one. They got a really, Jake has to really step his game up if he wants to beat Tommy Fury. Yeah. Based on that performance for sure.

But if he wins, then it's like, it's crazy. It's crazy. Well, what do you guys have on the John Jones versus Cyril Gain fight? That's coming up on the fourth March. This weekend. That's actually tough fight, too. You never go against John and Jones, bro. I don't know who's going to win that fight.

I mean, I'm obviously taking Jones. Yeah, John. But, I mean... Gain is technical, but I'm going to have to go with Jones. Yeah, like, you kind of have to go with Jones. Yeah. I mean, the only reason you wouldn't go with Jones is because, like, obviously, he has been out for so long.

That's, like, the main thing. And then secondary, obviously, he's now fighting at heavyweight. Cyril's good, though. So he doesn't have to cut down on this fight, apparently. Not as much, I guess. No, he just had to bowl. up right yeah i think he's like two what is he 250 260 i'm not sure i don't know how much but um i think it's 235 no the i think the cap i don't yeah i don't know the cap's two 65 is 25 so he probably

went up to 250 yeah it's been three years since his last fight so yeah that's that's a long time bro these guys stay in shape dude i'm excited for i don't think it's more but it's more just about the they call it ring rust like just right like getting in there and shit that guy's fucking His whole career, like, in the trouble back and forth. Like, I don't know, bro. That guy's different. I think he's going to win. We got to try to get him on the pod after.

If he wins. That'd be sick. I want to see John Jones win. I really do. That'd be crazy. Yeah. Of course. Damn.

So we were talking last pot about the AI clips. And then this one popped up of Kyle. We don't know if this is real or not. You guys decide, but it should be the first one. Looks pretty real. Have you seen this one? I did, yeah. I haven't seen it.

Was it? The shit's the fuck, bro. He's so funny, man. So I was just wondering, Drake, how did you come up with the song, way too sexy? Well, I haven't really told anyone the story yet, but I'm on the NELC podcast, so I'll give you an exclusive. Wow, I appreciate that, man. So it started with me just viving out in the bathroom, listening to some Lil Nas X, you know, regular Saturday morning. Right.

So I'm listening singing along, and I'm just thinking, damn, Lil Nas X is just way too sexy. He is, though, you got to admit. Even Stiney told me before he'd love to rail him. Right, so I jump in the shower, and I'm. I'm kind of just singing about him, saying he's way too sexy and shit. And I realized it could be a hit. Wow, it is them shower sessions that get you vibing. So I call up Future and Thug, and they both agree.

Future even wanted to make a Valentine song about him. I was like, chill out. Future, he isn't that sexy. So we head to the studio and we print out this photo of Lil Nas and put it in front of the mic. So it's like, as we're rapping, we can use him for inspiration. And the rest is history, really. Damn, that is a cool-ass story. What the fuck is going to happen?

This is so funny, man. How'd they get your voice like that? Is that really AI or is it just, I guess it's AI? Yeah, but did they type it out, the script? I think they had to have. Okay, no, because there's things now where it's just like... Where they take from what you did this previously? Yeah, just like, give me a Drake, Kyle interview.

Like, there's programs that do that now. What do you mean? You would say some like shower session shit for sure. You do that, shower drugs or something like that. I mean, it's kind of weird how the AI said that you would pump Lomas X, but... They know what about you was telling me. AI is getting smarter and smarter. That's obviously inaccurate.

Like they know a lot of us smarter than us humans, so I guess. Yeah, well, that's not true. Why don't admit it, bro? Why shame of it? It's fine. Just let it go. Dude, that shit's scary though now because, like,

dude, you could just, you could like frame people, bro. Oh, yeah, big time. Like, no, they got to start making like voice notes and like, even like videos soon, like inadmissible in court. Like, us off that, bro. Like, yo, that can no longer be proof. Yeah. Everybody has to understand that AI is up too.

people. And that's just like brand new shit. Like imagine like five years from now. You can voice note someone and like completely frame them. When that gets perfected, it's gonna be real scary. That's scary as fun. No, they gotta ban that shit from court, bro.

Like voice notes and like anything like that. Remember Stefan Curry shot like five half court shots? Like apparently he only made like two of them out of the five. That was AI? No. I don't know what just have a fake clip. That was not that way. I mean, that was not, that was Photoshop.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Video shop, whatever you want to call. Yeah, but it's different. This is crazy. Appethex? Yeah. Stein is the guy going to be the AI fucking talling like, oh, I'm the king.

I'm doing people with them. Wait for Stein's TikTok stories now. Nice, bro. It's going to be fucking good trip. Dude. Nice. Okay. I have one more.

I don't know if you want to talk about it, but like the KD got chirped by Shannon Sharp. Oh, what did Shannon Sharp say? Do you want to play it? Yeah. It'd be good to have you react to it to it, too. Okay, so wait, sorry. Yonis said, like, KD, quit going to Super Teams. Come train with me so you can feel what it's like to carry an actual team.

Janice Anzikouper said that? Said that, yeah. And then this is what Shannon Sharpe said about. Let's watch. I don't think it was cute. I understand you on the daily show, skipping. You make light a certain situation, but certain things I'd like normal pass on this one. Okay, can I make a quick point?

Yes. Go ahead. That was obviously written. Yes. And he's reading it off the telemaster, but he knew full well. He had to sign off on it before. Absolutely. Are you okay with this?

Yes. I'm fine with this. Go ahead. Yes. Just for the record. And that's the thing, Skip. Just because they wrote it up there and said, I think this would be good. Nah, nah, because I already know how that's going to come off.

And so he's had this before. Skip, remember the All-Star game? And they ask you, you're not going to take James Hart? No, I want somebody that's going to pass me the ball. Well, how do you think James Hart is going to take that? How do you think Kevin Durant is going to take this? Not well. But, Janice, you got to remember now,

until you're talking about carrying a team, remember what you was doing before you traded for True Holiday. Remember what you was doing before Chris Middleton became of age? Let me tell you what you did. Before you got a holiday, you lost in the Eastern Conference Finals. All right, you can pause it. You lost an Eastern. No, but I just think it's funny and I want to talk, bro,

like the fact that he's comparing Steph Curry and Clay Thompson to Drew Holiday and Chris Middleton is like fucking insane. That's true. That sounds like a bit of a reach, right? That's true. insane, bro. I think it's pretty disrespectful for Yonis to say that. I think Yonis doesn't give a fuck about nothing.

So real quick, Janice read that off a teleprompter. He was on a show, but he signed off, like, agreed to say it. But, I mean, he threw Madshay to KD and, like, you know how KD gets in his feels on Twitter? Yeah, he has burner accounts. He's, like, responding to shit. What do he say on Twitter? Just, like, responding to Shaq and Barclay and just like. He made burner accounts, Kyle, like fake accounts to respond to his own Twitter so that, like, people

used to hate him so much that he'd make fake accounts. like supporting himself how do people know that how do they found out saying like yo you don't even know KD like that like oh how do they know that it's his accounts he got caught and he admitted to it didn't he admitted to it he admitted to it yeah there's a bunch of burner accounts

savage but not yeah I don't know I mean KD man is moving a lot I mean he's on the sun's right yeah let's see what happens with the sun has he played yet he hasn't played he hasn't played it I don't know what happened yeah load managers oh is today yeah that's why this clip's like so viral. Oh, we're going to watch, yeah, I'm going to watch that. But yeah, let's see. I mean,

he's got to win another ring. I mean, he kind of fucked up. Do they have a chance at winning now? The Suns? Oh, hell yeah. They're so good. They're like fourth in the West right now. Yeah, they're the favorite in the West. But, I mean, Katie, damn. Like, the Nets was like a that. That was like a waste of four years. Like, he wasted four years of his career there. It's really just crazy. Like, he's probably the example that you would go to of an athlete, the first athlete ever to get that much internet hate and actually, like, it fucking. It fucking his head up for probably 10 years why does he get so much hate they did it to lebron

because he went to a super team because he went to the warriors it's because he went to the warriors and it's like after he's about to be a generational talent for you to like join another team everyone would be like oh you're soft you didn't lead your own team and shit but like that's still handsome i think because i think he knows like step curry was like the leader of the warriors and he's got a win at a place

where he's gonna you know what i mean yeah that that shit like that's in his head it's like fuck dude i'm never going to be a step curry type leader you know I mean, because I don't, I don't know. Curry gets the credit for that championship more over KD. Well, Curry's like kind of, Curry's, but it was Curry's team. It's Curry's team. It's Katie joined his team.

Yeah. But the other, the other thing is it's just like, now everywhere Katie goes, bro, he just gets, like, destroyed. Like he's on the Suns right now, like even the Nets. They're like, yeah, he went to the Nets. Yeah, now he's on the Suns. He's playing with Devin Booker and Chris Paul. Like, he has a stack team.

So, like, if you don't perform now, it's like, come on, man, what's going on? But I mean He'd be a dream to have on the pod I want to see him On a podcast But like that would be like Dream I want to see him I want to see the Nets

Versus the Suns for sure Or not the Nets for some Mavs versus Suns So I want to see Kyrie Against KD Because they both got traded But we'll see what happens Yeah

It's gonna be dope What was this Aiden Ross tweet It's a little Controversial he tweeted That there's only two genders Oh And everyone's But I got 47 million in

I mean, it's pretty normal to say that. Like what? I don't know. No, but, okay, I feel like the two genders thing now is like, like, I feel like we were saying that like, I don't know. For me now, I don't even really have that argument because I'm like bored of it. I'm bored of it too. I'm just saying.

Like, we were talking about this shit like three years ago now. It's like, why are people still talking about it? Like, it's kind of like. Does that it be, you know? No, it's like, I mean, it's pretty fucking obvious. It's like, it got 47 million impressions, though. Oh, man, that's crazy shit. You can't even really talk about that shit on YouTube, so it's just like...

Yeah. I mean, people are fucking crazy nowadays, bro. You can't... Like, what? That opens the door for much, much more talk. So it's like... But he's like... He's really going on, like, super...

He's banned off Twitch now, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. He's going to sign a big deal with kick. He's already on kick, though. Well, I guess he did sign a big deal, so he got a bag. I don't think he gives a fuck. It was a huge deal, probably, right?

One of the biggest ones? Big deal, Gabe. Big, big deal. uh damn he's going super uh he's going super andrew tates nico yeah i guess but his for his bag it's like how do you turn it down yeah yeah no sure do we do we want to just turn this into a fucking three hour girl talk right now or no no yeah anybody having girl problems or boy problems think i don't have that any boy problems oh a couple why israel kids fucked up go on call her daddy for that shit man yeah i'm fine i can talk to stan in his room later it is pretty funny he thinks he

can wheel any guy huh i don't think that it's just funny how you talk about you do you do think that like i wish i could you do think so if i if i was skinny hopefully one day that's up to you like no fucking hard no i mean the only reason you like yeah if you were skinny you'd have more chance for oh a lot but that's that's that's anyone that's controllable you can fix that And it was so fucking hard, It's not hard to stop eating ice cream. But then you'd honestly, if Gabe was skinny, he'd be such a whore. You'd be so annoying, too.

He'd be more annoying. Big whore. Like, imagine him talking shit, like, if he was, like, skinny like that, too. Oh, my gosh. Like, you'd be like, fuck, bro. Even our tour guide said, even our female tour guide said, like, you're a slut. Like, the shit you were saying was like, even she was like, Jesus Christ. Did you have a break?

You got in a breakup, right? You were in a breakup. You had a break up. That guy broke up with you. I'll talk about that way. gave me the phone. You come on this fucking podcast. You talk about everything, bro.

I'm not exposing my life like that way. I've exposed my life 15 times on this shit. Because you want to. My parents have called me about this. You're fucking exposing your 1,000 word text. I feel bad. Are you okay? So you're cheating on Steiny.

That's what you're telling me. Oh, yeah. We don't have a thing. What do you mean? Okay, anyway. I know you feel kind of like, you know. Bro, I'm done with this whole shit. Like, straight out.

I'm always that for you. 2 a.m. calls and 3.m. calls is fine. It's different, you know. 3. 3.m. calls is different than like. Why don't we even still make this joke? It's funny when he talks and I look at your face. It's just like dumb, bro.

Because it's just like, you already know I got a bad bitch in my room. It's like, shut the fuck on. Oh, but it's there, man. All right. Is that anything? Anyways, we have so much fun on this trip. I think we'll get, we got to continue to kill you and just doing more and more and more. You're going to wrap up the podcast.

Yeah. Let him do that. I don't know saying like we can do more and more and more and more. I can't believe you did that that one time. What? You get to, like, think you're too powerful, man. You cut off. I'm literally.

When he ended the pod last time, I was like, you guys told me to. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. Was it no to the fucking shit to end it? It doesn't mean you have to do it. Yeah. Well, I was told it to. But anyways, you guys, and overall, you guys have fun.

You're still going to do it. You're still going to. I'm not doing it. I want to ask one question before we go and then you guys can do more. All right. What's your question? Willing to. What's your question?

What's the next trip they guys want to go and you guys dream to go? Australia or Africa Okay Australian Africa Salim I don't want to go to fucking Rio de Janeiro I would never want to go And I'm gonna storm the favela on horseback

With a fucking spear Oh my god Like I own that motherfucking country That's where I want to go I want to go to Brazil I don't want to go to Rio Desiard Because I know he's gonna conduct everything Because McGregor said he wanted to do it

To Jose Aldo but I want to do it with two spears He figures my Gregory now please No I just think I own Brazil and Rio de Janeiro So I want to go there and fucking take the American flag and fucking stab it. So that's what I want to do. I probably, yeah, Africa. I was talking to the tour guides about Ukraine. Park.

Ukraine. Just when you guys thought Russia wasn't enough. I need a break. I think we flipped the rules. Apparently there's a Ukraine plug. Wow, that's tough. What's in Ukraine? Yeah.

Well, we could go like, I don't know. We could go see what's going on there. All right. Like again, but I'll take your sides. We wanted to explore and see what's, The reality of it, right? Yeah. Have fun.

All right. We go to Ukraine. We're going to bitch about it as well. But no, we need a break. I think the next video will be, we got confirmed dates from Hasbullah. Hasbullah. I think we're going to wrap it up.

So the Nalk video will be out this Monday, 9 p.m. Eastern. You guys got to watch it. Yes, sir. The Russia premiere was huge. This should be huge. Power slap, Israel. Fucking crazy.

Make sure you guys get in the premiere, too. Let's all watch it like live. Let's see how many people we can get live watching it. So set the time. 9 p.m. Eastern time. And we're going to Florida next week, right, for Happy Dad? Yeah, no one. No one cares about that?

Maybe save that for your guys. We go to Florida like 30 times a year. I don't know. It's spring break. We're going to be in Key West for the first time as a group. Peace, pretty excited. True. The fans will love to know that.

True. We are going to be, yeah. We are going to be in Florida for spring break for to promote Happy Dad. So yeah. Maybe like Gabe. Fuck. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Get your water in your system this week, boys.

Stay hydrated. Wednesday next week? Yeah, Monday. coming in QS Monday, fall out of their Tuesday and Wednesday we do Miami Damn bro Holy shit

So you have to have that IG She'll see how we're gonna be Stop be fun Like dude All right yeah What's up with this guy? Thank you guys Like where do you get that from

I don't know No just let them in it It's so weird Just want of people to go And have fun with fun I know but when you come on the pod Like you don't got to like Shout out and like

Shout out your ID Yeah Give your credit Check what else do you want Like follow Follow Gabe Pancho for where we're going to be next week. No, let him finish it. Let him finish it.

Right of your punch. Close out. We actually see his list. Now everyone's going to be waiting for us in Key West and shit. Like it's going to be a fucking riot. But, all right. Gabe, end off the pod, please. Fans appreciate it.

No, they do. It's just the way you say it. It's just, I don't know. It's just funny. It's like you're trying to sound like someone. Like you're just controlling the situation. I'm not. I'm just letting them know what's going on.

And it'll be like, all right. So follow Happy Dad. Like, it's like, buddy, shut up, you know? Well, don't follow that, I guess. No, end it, end it. I want to see you end it. I mean, it's just like, uh, that kind of do that. Yeah, wrap it up now.

Wrap it up, please. No, I'm not doing it. Please, please, please. You want you so bad, just do it. Let me to do it? Okay. Yeah. Cousin.

All right, wrap it up. All right, guys. Thanks so much for watching this other, in general podcast about our trip to Israel. Comment and like it so we can continue doing this. We appreciate you guys. We love you guys and see you next pod. Yo, if this guy's in a thumbnail or some, bro, it's over this guy. If he's in a nilk thumbnail, that's what you're here, right?

If he's in a nilk thumbnail, it's wraps. Creation or question. What the fuck we're going on? Guys, guys, make sure you join the Q West. Key West, we're going to be happy dad. It's sponsored by Kyle. I'll do anything for Kyle. Get out of here, Cousie.

All right, we'll see you guys next week. All right, see you. Thanks. Bye.