FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Internal | Ep. 85

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

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So Trump is basically in a deposition and that's, that's a crazy response. That's not AI. I mean, you never know now. Bro, I think, I don't think it is. I think it's real. But historically, his response is always like, that was locker room talk. I'm not proud of it. Listen, like it happens in the locker room, which is true.

Bro, I love Trump. He's an absolute sad. When did that come out today? I don't know. Could have been like a week ago or this week. Are you like a big follower of him? Of Trump as a, as like a like. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I love Trump. What would you do to interview him? What would I do to interview him? You know, it's crazy? Oh, God, that's crazy. It was like, we got to get your updated mailing address because we mailed you. God. We mailed it to you.

A whole invitation with a... I think we sent it to zoo culture, but it was the old zoo culture or something. That's what happened. That's what happened. I was like, I didn't get the invite. You got to check the old New Culture mailbox. Because I think the Elon tickets in there, too. I flopped it.

Before he came in, like, everyone was like, where's Brad? Where's Brad? Yeah, I'm sure he was like, where's Brad. I actually know who was big guy. I told you this before, but when it's the big one, sometimes people want to jump in. No, I don't care. Salim wanted to be on that episode and he was supposed to come. Yeah, he flopped at Coachella.

Yeah. I know. I heard about it. So, yeah. That's like the, I was, I had him on the pod recently. It hasn't come out yet, but I asked him. I was like, like, of all people ever to miss, so that's not the guy. He told you that?

I told him that. But did he tell you that he missed it on Perchella? Yeah, he missed it because some girls stuff or something at Coachella, like some thing. I don't know, man. making sure I would never make that. I would fly from anywhere in the country. At first he wasn't going to go and then we're like, are you crazy? And then he said he's coming and he was like, you know, I'm going to make it.

And then like next day, he just, he said there was no Uber's or something on some real shit. Like we wanted you there, but that was the reason. It's fine, dude. Would you have worn that though? No, I probably would have that fit, right? I probably would have came a little more well dressed. You know, I would have came a little like more, maybe like a suit. Did you watch the interview?

Yeah, dude. Which dig? Fucking 10. I think there was some great. questions that were missed. Oh. Yeah. But it's like, I'm not going to, you know, it is what it is. It's great. There was a lot of good questions that were hit. Some were missed. Were you like taking it back? Like I want to take it back. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was trying to get deep. Like I was trying to like, tell me about. Tell me about you. Mushrooms. Yeah.

You getting into stream talk with fucking Trump would have been legendary. That would think he does that though. I wanted to ask about Andrew Tate. Steiney said no. What? And then the guy actually told me after he's like you should have asked them. Wait, I didn't say no. Andrew Tate a lot. Oh, that would have been great conversation. Now you're just trying to pin this on me because you're afraid of Brad freaking out about you not wanting him to be there. What? It has nothing you do with Brad.

We're talking about missed questions. I just feel like, okay, here's what I felt like. I felt like Trump wanted to come in and all he wanted to talk about was his presidency, 2024 election, what's wrong with the country. So we tried to focus on that. And then Kyle obviously made fucking hilarious jokes. Yeah. There was some stuff.

There was just some stuff. Well, we also only had 40 minutes, bro. Oh, shit. You weren't like a time thing. Actually, we had 30 minutes. Yeah. Oh, they were like, this is what you got. That's it.

And sometimes it takes you. We went 10 minutes over. Like, Gabe was behind the cameras, like going like this the whole time. Yeah. For 10 minutes. He had a whole dinner in the room over with like a thousand people waiting for him. Oh, shit. Like a fundraiser.

He showed up. He was late. He showed up like an hour and a half late. And then he had a rush to dinner. But he just, it's just, it shit happens, right? Bro, it's still up, though. That's a huge job.

Yeah. And then if you, like, try to take it back at, like, 38 minutes and, like, go back to the childhood. I got a little too deep, you know. I miss it. Why you guys just like, wait, I'll tell you what? Next time we do Trump, I think Brad's beat. Oh, wow. Really?

I don't make that decision personally, but. This guy's the biggest caper, bro. I know. In case something goes on with the mailing address or some shit. I don't know why this guy does this. No, I was just saying, like, maybe next time. He goes every time he's like, bro, every time I'm like, bro, you got to get Brad on. You got to get Brad on.

I'm like, okay, you fucking liar. Yeah. Sure. Uh, yeah. He's like, I went all the spotlight What are you been up to? I've been chilling, man. Honestly, I went to this Amish community

And I did On my own, I'm not dressed like you guys Are you being serious? You're like. Yeah, no, I want to check it out Because I knew I knew you guys were doing it. I wanted to like, I wasn't invited to that either So I was like, let me go see what it's like on my own.

You didn't want to be there. That's why I invited you for tomorrow. They would have known a hundred. You don't fucking blend in, bro. Of course not. Why are you guys blending in so well? Why are you dressed like this? We just, we've had this idea for a while.

But so we went a few, We went like a week ago or so, a week and a half. And, bro, it was... To Ohio. I usually enjoy most videos we do, but this was like, it was bad. It was brutal. I'll walk you through what we do, okay? Yeah, yeah.

So we fly into Ohio. The first thing we do is we go to a, like, an animal auction. So there's like goats, cows. This is in the Amish community. Yes, calves. And, like, the Amish are trying to bid on them. Donkeys, because they want to slaughter them and sell them for food or eat them or whatever. Okay.

So we show up there. we bought fucking seven goats bro actually splashed bro it's like pulling into like a job was that with all the almost people like oh shit they were they were it's like when someone like buys like

15 champagne bottles it was like that like we were buying all the fucking goats you know if you like take your girl to like the Gucci store and they locked the doors like if you took your main and then you take them no one else could come in that was a vibe that's like COVID shit though no wasn't that COVID times I think they don't do that anymore

no but they were like looking at us like yo are you guys These guys aren't buy this or not? Yeah. Type shit. So we bought a bunch of goats? They didn't believe

that we were going to buy them, but we did. We overpaid it. We spent like 3K. Yeah. Overpaid by a fucking 500 on every animal, bro.

Because we didn't know. What do you do with them? Like, what did you do with them? You give him to this guy's family? The guy who was here with you? Yeah, we gave him to our first guy. Okay. His name was Rudy.

He's a hard working guy. So we called him hardar. Called him hard R. Yeah. Because his name's Rudy. Well, he chops up all the wood for his family. Okay.

Like he heats his whole house with wood. He's working hard. He fucking takes care of the farm, chops wood, slaughters his animals, fucking does everything. Yard work. Like a real man. Like yard work.

Yeah. Like he doesn't have people come do his shit. Dude, I was going to say some fucked up shit right now, but I can't. Holy shit. You guys have me on some shit with that joke. Because he came with a hard hard hard joke.

What's the joke? He's a hard working guy. You're the one that's fucked up. He's working in a field and shit. I was going to call him Big Ar. And then he's like, I'm a really hardworking guy. So I said,

I'll call you hard hard. Okay. Okay. So we go to his house and he shows us like his crib. He's got like six kids. His wife. A slaughterhouse in the back. A fucking abandoned like shed. Wait. He has six kids. Six. Yeah. A boys, girls. And it's like the type where like the daughter's like 14 and you could tell her like he looks at her like a little. No. No. I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying. They're Amish, bro. Like it's. I don't think they live. They live by their own rules. Yeah, but, like, didn't, didn't you ask them, like, about, like, the cousin thing? I asked him about, I didn't ask about the daughter, but I asked about the cousin.

Okay. Second cousins, like, they're allowed. What the fuck? He literally said second cousins are allowed. So, so is it like a, is it like a gated community? Like, what is it? No, you travel by wagging. I don't know what.

Like, it's just like, it's like, you know, those, like, single road, like, lanes or, like, roads, like farm towns. It's just like that. Like, you'd be the asshole and, like, your four-bractor. You wouldn't know it's on. It looks just like a, like a country town. Yeah, country town. You'd be like the guy on the Ford Raptor that like pulls around the wagon and like sprays dirt into the poor Amish people's like horses and faces. It's a mixture of people.

I would have brought the Raptor. Yeah, that would have been. Stand back there for a second. Wait, so we go do that and he shows us everything and then it's just like, bro, like, what do you do? Like they don't have electronics. They fucking don't have, they don't have anything, bro. Okay, everything's on them. So realistically, like the pork that we ate for dinner, he killed the pig the day.

before well this is pretty i like that though i think that's a cool way of living but what did you guys actually get rid of your phones are you guys your phones the whole time like are you trying to live that actual life or we we did a bit we took the phones away for a little bit but we also had to post on socials too yeah but um we're literally like what yeah we we kind of broke all the rules after it was so boring that we had to drink so he's thinking a lot of them alcoholics no no no drink at all none of so what do they do not when we went to the first spot in Ohio, none of them drank. Like, they were like by the book. But now we got this new guy. Honest Abe. His name's Abe. This guy's a straightforward guy. He makes his own

wine. So he's, we did kind of find like a D-Gen in the Amish community. Because there's D-Gens in every group, right? Of course. Like, you know, so he's a D-Gen in the Amish community. So he makes his own wine and he hides it from his wife. And he drinks it when he's sick. I wonder if he like, does he give it to the other guys? Like, yeah, when they're sick. Oh, and you're sick. I want to see I'm sick and I feel better. I swear to God, bro. You feel better because drinking the wine?

Dude, it's really good. The wine's fire. Could we get some more than wine? We might need to sell it. Sell it? We might need to. It's the best red wine I've ever tasted. Yeah.

It was good. There's no preservatives probably too. It's probably super clean. Yeah. It gets you buzzing too. So we left the Ohio house. They wanted us to sleep there, bro, and it was like the first house. I mean, I don't even know how to describe that.

It was like a horror film. Bro, there's like a horror house? We weren't going to stay and then we said, fuck it like we'll push through like we're gonna stay so we're scouting the rooms they're like terrible there's probably bed bugs in every bed and then all of a sudden like we're about to settle in what do you hear ding like it's pitch black no power ding what time like a ding grandfather clock like 11 grandfather fucking clock you walk into the room there's a grandfather clock like just out of a horror movie like broken mirrors and shit

and then you go downstairs and the wife is like going crazy on dishes like and like Amish people get a little creepy at night too because they have those like you know those like the things the girls wear like those little like what it's like a little like hood the girls wear it pop it up on screen but it's like those little they wear like these like bonnets

they're like white bonnets they just look fucking creepy at night bro yeah and they don't speak much and shit like they just look at you and like the girls yeah dude it's fuck the little daughter and shit like I didn't eat the food he did I ate the food it made me sick what do they what do they cook I ate the pork.

Okay. They fucking slaughtered the animal. They bring it for dinner. And then we had homemade ice cream. I think our just stomachs just weren't like used to it, right? But it feels like wouldn't that be healthier? I don't think it's bad for you. I just think maybe our stomachs aren't like he even said to like the ice cream like could

have made you a bit sick because like the milk is like straight from the fucking utter. Yeah, but wouldn't that be healthier? No, but I don't think it's not healthy. It's just he said your stomach's not used to it. Just doesn't have the enzymes. Yeah. But also like in the backyard's a slaughterhouse. Like there's hanging cows.

Like he's the only guy that operates. the whole thing. So he doesn't have, like, employees. So he's doing all the work. So this is, like, real, like, hunter-gatherers-type shit all the time. This is, like, Pilgrim. I don't think he hunts,

like, I don't know if he hunts, but he buys the cows and then... Kills him. Fucking hits it with a stun gun, and then... Kills it with a stun gun? Yeah, that's how they kill it. And then he cuts it up?

They stun it, and it just dies. And then they cut it? I guess, yeah. It's good protein. It's better than chopping its head off, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. It's fuck, you would have laughed, We just couldn't do it.

And, like, we were all kind of six or just like, let's get the fuck out of here. You think you could have done it or no? Bro, yeah, probably would have thrived there. You're just your fucking liar. The Amish mayor. But his house was just a dumb. The honest Abe's house is like, it's clean.

Like, just because you're Amish, your house doesn't have to be like dirty. Like, you can still fucking mop your house. Like, mop doesn't take power. You can fucking buy a Swiffer, like a mop or like. So you can, okay. I really don't buy a vacuum. Wait, you didn't even tell him the best part. What?

So we're so fucking bored, right? Yeah, that's what? They're nice people, but like, it's, bro, like, there's no, like, we're like, what do you do for fun? And they're like, we talk. But there's nothing to talk to them about because they don't know anything that's going on in the world. So what are they talking about? I have no fucking idea. So we go outside, we got a TV from Best Buy, put that Lake Show game on.

And we're watching the- Which game? Which game? Lakers Grizzlies. Okay. The last one? The last one in the series. Fuck, I can't remember. It was like game three or four.

I never like, what? And it was a great game. And we invited Hard R out. We're like, bro, you got to see this game. It's crazy. And he was just like, I have no interest in this. We're like, what do you have interest in? Like, whatever.

He's just farming at fucking 10 p.m. with a headlight. Yeah, I get it. He didn't want to watch the Lakers. I said, I want to go to bed, get a good night's rest and wake up and chop some wood. Dude, it's such a... He's a hardworking guy. Is there nothing about that life that interests you a little bit? No, see, I've...

Okay, the thing with me for the Amish is I don't want people to, like, think we're, like, stingy or fucking, like, boogey. Like, we've, like, when we went to Israel, We saw people that lived like that, too. But, like, it was just more, I think it was just hard ours house, how his house was so dirt. I will tell you on the flip side, like, if you think about it, right, like, he's never had an iPhone. His family's never had an iPhone, never had a TV, so they don't really know what they're missing. So to them were the weirdos.

But part of it's kind of dope, though, man. Okay, so you go live in and on the shelf. I would do it. I would thrive. I could live like that in, like, a nice spot. Like, when we go to Israel and they're, like, living in, like, the desert and it's, like, warm. and there's like camels and shit like maybe but like just in like

a farm town in Ohio it's like I don't know there's nothing like I don't know do you know what I mean by that they don't exercise either I feel like I could live that life not there no oh fuck that yeah no but but they're they're like doing yard work

and shit they're like killing the women the women don't shave they don't shave oh man you're a bush guy or like big you told me you're a bush guy now you're just lying on camera you're a bush guy wow this is this is your bit in the this is your bit now Bro, I swear to God, he told me that.

No, no, I never ever told you that. You said Jim Chicks if they have a Bush. And honestly, I'm not surprised that this is your bit. You thought of this for two days before we got this podcast. You were like when Brad's, we're going to Brad back on. It was on Trump. I got a few bits for him. It's the Bush thing.

That's really funny, man. Okay. You're funny. No, dude, that was a great joke. You have any more? What else did you write down? You're a Bush guy? Pull out your phone.

Let me see your notes. No, definitely not. Exactly. That's still in there. I just want to see your notes. I want to see the Brad and the Bush joke. I just thought about that because you told me one time I do. Come on, dude.

Show me your notes. You said, yo, that chick has a bush. Have you ever hit a girl with a bush or no? Yeah. I actually don't. I've seen one bush and it was fucking. Were you seen it up close or were you from afar? No, not close.

Okay. From afar. Because that's the question. Like, are you going down on the bush? Okay, but wait, yeah. No. Well, hold on. No.

Here's the real question. How do you react once you see the bush? You got to play it cool. You don't react. You don't react. You don't react. You're not like, whoa, it's a bush. You know, it's like, it's going to make the moment weird.

It depends if the chick's hot, too, right? Well, I hope she's hot. Well, I know. I hope you seen her bush because she's hot. What if you took my brought back a dirty and she had a bus. You're not me, man. Not me. That's a question for him.

No, I never seen that in my life. You've never seen that? No. Like a late Miami night? No. Like just too drunk, fuck it. There's a bush. Don't care.

She's like, go down on me. You just do it? Not that I can recall. A smoke show can pull off a bush for sure. Like, if you have like a sexy girl, she's like a model. And you're like, everything's going good. You're about to bang her, you pull her pants down. She's got a bush.

You're like, you have to. Yo, I'll tell you what I have seen. I have seen one time a landing strip. No, that's fire, though. But it threw me off because it was like a one-night thing. And I was like, the one-night thing. And I was like, the landing strip threw you off? You talking about the low-line?

Yeah, because then I was like, yo, the chick's experience, I really have to put on. Because she groomed it a certain way. You thought she was more experienced. Yes. Wow. That actually, that actually might be accurate. You got intimidated? I did.

That is intimidating. What did you do? you were like, oh, shit, I got a phone call. Because why I was like, why do they do that? Is that like, turn it up, baby? That's what I thought. And then what? And she had a great night.

She had a great night. Yeah. Yeah. For 14 seconds. Two or three minutes. Two, three minutes. Sorry. Yeah.

So whatever. But what were you saying about the Bush? I don't know. No, but so this new guy. Yeah, this, let's talk about Abe. Honest, Dave. We picked him up. So wait, hold on.

Before we get into the Abe thing, before we skip over the Bush thing, I don't know how finish this. So you're saying that all the women have bushes. I don't think they shave. Because they can't, yeah, I'm assuming they can't use. Well, they could use a razor, but they don't, I don't think they shave. They're definitely not using waxers. No, but they wear, they cover their whole bodies, so you don't really see it.

So like, is it, I wonder if it just gets wild. Leg hair, armpit hair. Oh, everything. Oh, God, the armpit hair, I can't. I think the armpit hair is, is the worst for me. Yeah. Everything else is like kind of. Have you ever had that?

No. No. What the fuck? Well, I don't know. What if a chick's juicing? That's like a trendy thing with like chicks now, too, to have like armpit hair and shit. Well, that, yeah, I don't know about all that shit, dude. I don't know.

It's just, that's a weird thing to me. Just cut it. Yeah, no, I'm over all that. But yeah, we picked up this dude from Buffalo. Okay. Honest Abe. Like we said, he's a little bit of a D-Gen, makes his own wine. Really nice house.

Like, he's still Amish. Like, they hang their clothes on the fucking thing, has animals, doesn't use electricity. What do you say hang their clothes on a thing? What is that thing? Like, they don't use a dry. dryer no washer so it's like old school but like he's like their own food yeah same shit that's wood burning house no honest abe's house like i wish we stayed at his house because hard ars house was just dirty bro's nasty like it wasn't oh man i know it's saying the thing no you just i know it's

dirty house no you keep saying the thing it's like just stop just call him randy or whatever rudy rudy whatever i don't know randy rudy i mean rudy's house he preferred hard rar yeah but it's just for the sake of the fucking thing that's not continue that okay okay so that makes you feel uncomfortable for no it's just like you it's not it's funny dude but like i feel like it's like you're doing it on purpose now is he not hard working i don't like no i think he's a hard worker okay so what's wrong with hard on what are you thinking i don't all right man listen you you bit this joke up i'm just chewing it okay all right um yeah so we pick up uh fucking honest abe kind of honest kind of not great house yeah hard working guy he's definitely

want to like the wealthier Amish because this house was really nice. But we literally like we pull up there. We don't know what to expect because after seeing Rudy's house, we like tried a couple people like, hey dude, like what would it take for you to come experience our lifestyle? Like we've experienced yours. The whole time we're in the first

spot, we were trying to like corrupt people. Oh. No, just not even corrupt but just show them like the dark side. We're trying to corrupt them. We're trying to show them the dark side. Yeah. And so we couldn't get it done there. And then honest tape came in the picture. So if you want to Ohio, we're like, no, we're good.

They were really about that shit. They were down, but they weren't down to go, like, super soon. Oh, okay. And you got to remember, bro. And, like, Rudy had, like, six kids. Like, he's just, like. It's a lot to leave. Yeah.

Yeah, that made sense. That made sense to us. So, and the other thing is they only travel by wagon. So they've never flown on planes. They don't have IDs. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of cool. They don't have IDs.

So we went to the fucking, originally we were going to fly commercial. And we go to the airport and fucking. And, fucking. he doesn't have an ID it's just like you can't fly you can't fly so he brought his fucking hunting license like a piece of scaring paper

who knows what's in his luggage straight up he brought a hunting license he just brought a backpack oh my god that's even weird so we had to get a jet okay

so obviously his first time on a private jet first time on plane bro he was freaking out bro like he was like freaking out when we took off like happy he wasn't like a pussy oh he wasn't scared

no he was happy and then he's looking out the window the whole time like he couldn't believe it like he was like the whole time we just caught him like staring out the window like a kid dude how old is he 28 the one weird thing is like when we pulled

up bro like immediately he grabbed this fucking jug of wine and we just started drinking like I don't really understand because our producer said that he almost flopped like we flew all the way there to Buffalo and he almost flopped on like the whole thing like not wanting to do it yeah like he's because he's

he's scared of getting expelled from the community after the video so that's what i'm saying what's the but dude none of them fucking but his wife's not going to see it he knows his wife's not going to see it but like a friend of a friend of a friend oh because like they're not really watching the shit so they know they're not watching it no one watches anything bro uh but he's kind of risking it he's risking it we paid him 10k but but how could you risk it so but couldn't he turn it on all the people like if someone snitched on him be like well what were you doing watching tv then fucker i don't they don't do that though they don't have tvs that's what i'm saying so whoever snitches on him to whoever's in a

community, wouldn't he be just as much as fault? Because he would then have to have watched it. True. There's some I mean, non-obbish people that they interact with though. Oh, okay. I saw you in the milk video. Exactly. Oh, shit. Actually, some some guy pulled up today as we were filming. And the way that honest Abe was dressed, he had his hat like

this and he had shades on. Oh, my God. Because he didn't want to be like recognized on camera. Was that serious? So this truck pulls up in his driveway today as we're like filming. And like, he's like, hide, hi. Dude, it was like, it was like, we were having a party and your parents come home like we grab the wine hit all the fucking happy guys this truck pulls up and like he takes off his hat takes off his shades and we're like whoa

what the fuck like and then he goes up to the truck and like talks to the guy and apparently the guy said like yo are you with the knelt boys i think he saw one of our stories and then the guy like he's like yo this guy knew you and shit like what the fuck yeah yeah they found him in oh no it's in buffalo this was today buffalo okay so now he's in miami so but yeah no i i talked to him I was just like, dude, like, we've kind of came to, like, experience your life. And I was like, I told him, I was like, I respect the way you live. Like, I do understand it. Like you said, too.

Like, would you ever live like that? Like, yeah, no technology, no phones. Like, it's simpler. Yeah. You know, it's, I don't, I respect it. But I was like, don't you ever in your life want to at least see what's out there? Yeah. Like, you've never seen it.

You've never traveled. You've never been on a plane. That's so crazy. I was like, this is your opportunity where you're going to get paid. You could tell your wife, like, Like, you're getting $10,000. I'm assuming that's a lot in that community. Huh?

I'm assuming it's a lot in that community. It's a lot to anybody. It's decent for anyone, right? Yeah. Sorry, Mr. fucking money bag, you. No,

I'm just saying, I don't know how they make money there. Yeah, no, I'm, it's definitely a lot if he came. It seems like it's more of like a barter thing there. Like,

are they, like, using money or like, how are they? That's probably food for like days. Like, we bought seven goats and two cows for $3,000. Like,

I wonder what's their minimum wage and shit? Well, he's a construction worker, bro. He's probably just like anybody else. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like our standards and our society are like... Bro, they work within other people. What do you mean?

Like they just, they don't just work... Yeah, they don't just work within the Amish. Like, they can work within like other, like, Christian people or just regular... Oh, like outside of the community? Yes. Yeah. Oh. Like, when we went to the animal auction, like, there was a lot of just random people like selling...

Oh, he's getting rolled for sure then on this video. Well, 100% he's getting rolled. Maybe. From something like that. Yeah. So, anyway. Well, he knew he was getting into, but he knew who was getting into. Well, yeah, dude.

But anyways, I told him. And he was like, yeah, like, he told, he told his wife. He told his wife what he was doing. So did he say what she said? I think she said it was fine. It's just crazy to think, like, we can go experience their life for two or three days. But if they come and experience ours, it's like a huge sin. Well, because they'll get banished from the church.

Yeah. So, some of the thing I do want to mention, completely off topic, if you don't mind. Is that cool? Is that kind of some of that wine? Yes. Yeah. Well, do you want to save this for the chicks? tomorrow because I think this is going to be hit with the chicks tomorrow.

Bro. Yeah, it's insane. Like him like letting the brides taste. You're serious. I mean dead serious. No, we could just pour some fire shit in there too. That's funny.

Worst case, we just pour like open. So this is real, this is real homemade wine. I used to do that all the time with 42. You should do that whole shit in girls drinks, you're just saying? No,

like if you're so fucked up for that. I'm just saying, I'm just repeating what you said. Okay, dude, all I said was, yo, if we run out, we can pour a really nice bottle of now.

And give it to the girls. If it's a different bottle of wine I'm going to drink some of this wine Okay, go ahead, asshole It's fucking fire It's actually really good It's so good Wow

You guys aren't trolling me right No, we need to buy it by the jug Probably to the crib I think it's the best red wine I've ever had You should pull up with that to the gym Fuck a water jug Bring that in there

Yeah Yeah A gallon glass of gallon I used to do that actually You did not Here we go Some bullshit story No I swear I did that

I did that before I go into I have to talk to you about something about him but like about him about him you haven't been writing in your journal Iowa because there anything new that you've been doing for like some mindful shit I'm going to get into that I'm just curious if you've done anything else it's like a ketchup pod right internal pods are always therapy sessions

no nothing nothing different but I've learned some new things anything you want to share really quick I don't honestly I don't have the glasses today I noticed that so I was like maybe not so deep because I knew we were doing the homage thing and I was like really interested in this topic. But yeah, man, I'm just, you know, just chilling.

I'm relaxing. I've, I've, I've tried to spend more time on myself. That's what I've been doing. I bought a van. Oh, tell him about that. Yeah, I saw what kind of van. A van you can live in, like fully live in that bitch. Really?

Well, it's a sprinter, though. A sprinter. Okay. So my brother's lived in a van for the last six years. Yeah. Like, he built his own van. So I went, I bought like a really nice van. Okay.

That I can go, like, disappear and live in. It's like, it's kind of like bathroom, all that stuff. like sink all that you can like fully live in it um and i was just like i haven't taken it on the charr tv essentially it's an rv but it but it's a nice sprinter van okay it's just built to like with a bed in the back and it folds up and they can like off road and shit it's four by four it could off road and do everything um i'm getting a star link put put on that bitch so you can just like mobile internet anywhere okay so what's the goal with that just to like go disappear to like the osemite or like you know random places like that and like find your true film or no

no film of course he's fucking filming like not so much filming like a youtube video no this guy's filmed every day for fucking 10 years bro that's actually accurate no but it's not so much to uh which is insane to think about um it's not so much to film stuff is like to actually try to get away i will do snapchat shit which is super easy because of phone but i'm not going to like make jacob come and film everything like kind of the point is to spend time away and like is that no there will be some trips where jacob will come but it'll be different is that your biggest purchase you ever made that's outside of a house uh uh For myself personally, yes.

Good for you, bro. I spent a lot of money on a lot. That's part of the thing is like I spent a lot of money on like pushing, you know, the businesses, zoo, you know, Ragi, all this stuff forward. But I haven't really spent much money on myself. Good for you. Like that was a big thing for me. Honestly, I was like, damn, I spent all this money on all this shit.

But like nothing ever really truly for me. Because even the house is like my studio is there and like all it's all like kind of within the same thing. Yeah. I'm curious about you. That's pretty cool. Have you ever spent anything on yourself? Just yourself.

Because I feel like you're very similar. I asked this yesterday, bro. Yeah, even your car. I mean, Steve got the car for me. Yeah. So I saved money there. Thanks, Steve. I love that car still.

I bought a watch. I bought a few watches. I mean, the biggest thing I did personally, and I'm not trying to be that guy, but I mean, I gave 300K to both my parents. That's huge. So 600K. So that's probably the biggest purchase.

So that's what I, but that's okay. That's amazing. And obviously the watches, too. But those are both investments. I mean, like, something that you just bought for yourself just because No, honestly, my biggest thing, like, if you probably, my accountant's probably on my ass for, is just, like, traveling and food, trips, bringing friends. Yeah, like, I'll fly friends to, like, here or there, like, bring them to Florida or, like,

buy an Airbnb and bring two of my boys to, like, chill with me. That's probably, like, the majority of how I spend my money, honestly. Yeah, for personal money. For sure. That makes sense. Which definitely adds up. Yeah. Or, like, yeah.

I mean, I don't have it quite like you guys. Well, you're coming up, though Steve told me he gave you back the watch Yeah, he gave me back The presidential You traded it in for credit The chocolate? No, the Pepsi

Oh, damn, yeah Yeah, that's funny You guys are so fucked You guys are like talk like that What's the fuck? You guys are like a side text No, I just thought of it now Why the fuck does he tell people that?

We're talking about watches It's so funny how offended you guys Not a big deal Because like that was a huge discussion I had last night, me and him I hit up Steve and I was just like Are you in town this weekend? He's like, no, I'm not like

You can say it my house if you want he's like stearney's on time out like i gave him his watch back okay i'll tell you what happened and he traded it in for credit to time no wait wait wait before i before i look like such a bag i was like such a bad guy on the internet can i at least explain myself go ahead okay so i had a he gifted me a uh Pepsi Rolex probably like two years ago like when i worked for him i remember this and it was straight up like the happiest day in my life like i called my family like it was an accomplishment i felt like i actually made it he was like we got him no i was like yo i actually made it and uh it had so much sentimental value to me and then i was on a yacht actually

for your birthday for your birthday and i don't think i've ever told me the bad guy i don't think i've ever told this story you piece of shit and so i remember that's bad and so we're on the boat having a great time like i'm on a good time and like brad fucking corners me hold on no you shut the up and let me tell the story. Go ahead. Tell your story. And I'm like, yo, what's up, dude? Like, you're bigger than me.

I get it. And you're like, take that watch off your wrist. And I was like, what do you mean? And you're like, take that watch off your fucking wrist. And I was like, okay, dude. So I take my watch off. Took my other, whatever I had on my other wrist off. And I was like, sure, bro.

Like, chill. He goes and he gives it to Steve's security guard. And to Steve. To Steve, sorry. And then Steve gives it to his bodyguard. And two or three hours go by. And I was like, hey, dude, like, that was fucking funny. like you think I get my stuff back and he was like no and I was like well dude you're kind of like

just stealing that and he's like sorry bro you don't work for me anymore and so he gave me back the stuff that I had purchased kept the watch and I was like dude I was hurt by that for a while were you really yeah dude because like whatever it's in the past right well we'll finish it I mean I'm over it now but it was like like an accomplishment gift you know what so so why did you trade it in for credit when he gave you back so so then he he he yeah yeah yeah Very night. Like he took it back. I didn't have it for like six months. Because you guys are cool now. Yeah. Yeah. We're friends again. Yeah. So he gives me a different completely different, which is fine. And I'm very appreciative. But it's completely different. So I was like, dude, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. And I took it to timepiece trading. And I was like, hey, bro, can I repurchase the one that he originally gave me? Which is valued for a lot more. And they were like, yo, dude, yes, of course. And they're like, sorry, we don't have that. but we have something similar. So I was like, okay, I'm going to trade this in, pay the difference.

So you're like, fuck sentimental value. Well, I wanted the one that I originally had, dude. I meant to, I love that watch. So that's actually what happened. And like, Steve was cool with it. He just likes to give me shit. To be fair, I didn't take that watch because I took, I didn't take it from you from me. How do you feel to be an accomplice thief, by the way?

He just asked me, can you get the watch from Steinie? I was like, okay, no problem. And you didn't get any contact from the authorities for, you know, I would get contact for stealing his watch back for him. Okay, okay. Whereas you didn't have papers for it. I did not. He didn't.

You didn't report me, did you? Okay, anyway, before you fucking had to bring up the worst thing, once again, you piece of shit. What's the worst thing? I didn't want to have to talk about that. Which part? That. Nice. Now, once again, oh, he's a bad guy.

No, I don't think you're a bad guy. You just, you just, you trade it in the watch. I wanted the one that I really was gifted in the beginning. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, um, fucking piece of shit. Fuck you. I don't even know what to say now.

I missed you, man. I miss you. You just love to do this, huh? Dude, what am I doing? Love to do this. You told the story. I'm just sitting here. No, I like want to go off on you as a scumback right now.

Do it. Every day I get a notification. Bradley Martin Raw Talk. Stony, something about this. Stiney, Stony, Stony, Zoo Culture, Thumbnail. I don't even know we're filming. What are you talking about? Just you using me, bro.

How? And I feel used and I'm fucking, I'm honestly tired of. You want to talk about this right now? I want to talk about how you got your friend start bitch. Why don't you tell the internet right now. Go ahead. Tell him. Dude.

Go ahead. Tell him. Okay, wait. Okay, fine, I will. Tell them when you have 1,300 followers who put you in their videos, bitch. No, but wait. Okay, but wait, Brad. It's going to cut to this diet.

Go ahead. I'll come hard at me. You should not expect that right back. Tell them how you got started, bitch. Okay, but control. Go ahead. Tell them the truth. Tell me the truth.

Tell me the truth. You have me on a podcast and then put the title. No, how you got started in YouTube. Steve will do its assistant. How you got started? You know how you got started? Because you were like, yo, this kid's funny. I'm going to start filming him.

Why am I a bad guy for that? Yo, you can't come at me. Put me on, bro. Yo, you can't come at me for that. You can't me. I didn't come at you, brother. I'm just talking about your story. Okay.

You're trying to make me like a fucking bad guy, which I'm not. Good friend. Thank you. Are you serious? Content. Yeah. Don't that's bad. Okay.

I put you in a fucking content. Okay. My dog. You had 1,300 followers. Dude. Are you seriously this piss? Yeah, I'm serious because you try to make me look stupid. Fuck you, bro.

I even say. You over here trying to make me look like some fucking bad guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. Why the fuck are you trying to frame it otherwise? I'm confused. What backed you off? You trying to make me look like a bad guy when you know

well I helped you from fucking zero. That's the truth. You know it. Yeah, you help me. You know it. How did I make you look like a bad guy? You were on the path right now trying to do it. Right or wrong?

I don't even know, bro. Right or wrong? Because you felt stupid about what you said. I have no idea. I don't even know what's going on right now. Like I was like to knock me off. That's what's going on right now. Well, you had to bring up to Steve.

I think that's my fault. He brought the watch, dude, what the fuck you talk about? We got to literally cut that entire section. I'm serious. I didn't bring up nothing about Steve. I didn't bring up no fucking watch his.

That was him. All right, well, we'll see. Let's keep on. No, I'm serious, bro. Okay, well, let's keep on. And I'm fucking done with that. Joking around, dude. I don't give a frang.

I'm done with that. How long has been? Sorry. That's what you put me off, man. Straight up. I'm just tired of a motherfucker using me on the fucking internet. I'm not using you, dude. Yeah, bro.

Don't come out here acting like I didn't do good for you. Don't play me like that. You did, bro. What the fuck? You're my friend, bro. I'm joking around. So stop trying to make me look at some bad guy that use you or make you look bad because I don't. Okay, well, can you do me a favor?

Can we cut that and then I'll pick it up right now? Sure. Okay, shake my hand on camera. Well, I don't know. We got to watch it, bro. No, it's pretty fucking entertaining. I'm serious. No, I can't.

I can't have that. Seriously, bro. I'll go crazy anxiety, like, in my room for two weeks. I can't, I mean, let's watch it. I can't do that, dude. I've never put up something that you didn't want up, so let's just watch it. I don't want to shake right now. Well, listen, man, I'm just going to tell you this.

Why don't we just make it up? I mean, this is a raw conversation, right? Yeah, man, listen, I don't give up at the end of day. I'm just like, I'm just so over. That was my fault. That wasn't Brad's fault. I brought the watch thing up. I thought it was funny.

Again, I was just joking, too. I didn't think you'd be so sensitive about it. Put on your hat. Come on, man. Yeah, man. I'm just, look, listen. I don't care. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just at a point. I'm like, yo, motherfucker played with me way too much on the internet. And I'm done with it. Straight up. That's just the truth, man. And that's why you got that right now. It wasn't that like the- Stani. I've told you many times not to play with me. I will, I will go off, bro. But right now, you're trying to sit here on this camera. I'm running around. But listen, I don't give a fuck about that. Because you know you well, just like I do. You read the fucking comments. You see what people say. You try and sway that back towards you.

Like, you're some fucking good guys. What the fucking you talking about? Bro, I'm telling you the truth right now. You know it's the truth. I said you put me in a couple of thumbnails, bro, and you're going crazy. No, you, before we talked about that, before you said that to try to defend yourself, you were trying to go on the path of like, I'm using you. That's how you started the fucking conversation.

Bro, I'm playing with you, dude. Yeah, but guess what? You think they think that? Who gives a f***? I don't give a f***. I'm done being a motherfucker that you just play. Like entertainers, bro. I don't give a fuck.

Suck my dick. Straight up. I don't. You see what I'm saying? I don't give a... Yo, that's funny. I'm done being the motherfucker. You try to make it look like a bad guy,

so you look like a fucking good guy. I don't try to make you look like a bad guy. All right, yo, we're all on the same page. We know, you're so sensitive, dude. I'm sensitive. You know how many times you do that I just let it fly? All the time. I ain't letting that fly no more.

Period. Joking around, bro. You're not joking around. It's beneficial relationship. So why are you fucking trying to make me look like I'm using you then? That's the question. That's what it comes down to. Thank you.

Okay, dude. I don't care. Maybe impulsive is better. Bring the guy in here. Dude, they lost George. Anyways, I don't know where we're at in this pod, but if I was in. Dude, man, I just want to know what that's going on. Like, you got this guy from.

We got to do internals. We got to do internals more often, right? This is what happens when we don't do internals. We call a therapy session for a reason, I guess. Yeah. We needed it, dude. We needed it. You okay over there?

No, I want my mom to pick me up. I'm serious. Yo. This is the funniest pod. I'm not going to lie to you because it's like, dude. This is the funniest pod for that to happen because of these outfits, too. Like, no one's going to take us seriously. Like, yelling in the Amish ads and shit is so funny.

No, but I will just say like, dude, like, we're boys. So I just don't want you to freak out of me like that. I get it. But you just got to, you know. I watch the fight of your house. I stay at your house. I know, man. It's all jokes.

I know we are But you don't take it so seriously bro Because you try to like You know you play some games sometimes That's all Like you're a good friend of mine I just got to check you sometimes That's all

Okay that was a good check A legal check To the back of the head Oh Across from the couch You know So you brought the Amish guy What's going on with him

Why would you bring him to F1 weekend Oh here he is right here What the fuck is this Oh we got pizza Yeah nice Here sit You want to sit in that chair Sure

pizza bar what kind of pizza is that fuck i might take a slice yeah i'm hungry as fuck honest dave how you doing pretty good yourself good damn you look good man thanks is the first time miami yeah bang that's cool so go ahead yeah first plane ride you never been on a plane no well so you want to you they took you on a private plane what'd you think it was awesome were you scared i get scared of turbulence you know when it's like shaky yeah that that was scary yeah I love heights you know so you like you said you hated heights well yeah but i mean up on i you know i'm used to being up on heights right what kind of heights like roofs and stuff so what you love heights or you hate heights i hate heights actually but yeah but you're

used to it i'm used to it yeah right so how different is this than what you're used to like all these people and all this like technology stuff does it feel weird to you yeah you i'm happy to Thanks. You want some of your wine or? No, no. You're good. You sure? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. I have a happy day. This is so good. Love it. So, so far, what you've done with them? What have you enjoyed the most? Interaction. Is it?

They're pretty chill and stuff. Especially Kyle there. I love him. Especially Kyle. Not so much, Tiny. It's me. That one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay. Cox. No, yeah. I know. I get, you know, Kyle Stix, Steinie and that other guy, they, you know, they're pretty much the same name. So, Steinie. Who, Salim? Salim, he's not here. He's not here. Yeah. Stainian. Salim. Salim. Yeah. So I get him. They're the same guy. What do you mean by that? Well, like, I get him mixed up. Same name, you know, kind of like. See him and Selim mixed up? Oh, shit. Wow. This is not Steinie's pie Holy shit You do it over there Stani? You want to add anything? He's still recovering, dude

I'll be back Can you sec Okay, I got this Because I was trying to talk to them About the Amish community And like their experience in it What do you do that's most fun Because they were having a hard time

describing like what they did that was fun Not with you today With other people too Yeah, with you during like... We weren't talking shit. We said you were the best Amish. Yeah, they love you. Your house was the nicest.

Bullshitting. Yeah. So like there's like what activities though? Just. Not really. Really? Fuck. Like what's like a hobby?

I mean volleyball, but not for me. I just do that for a... Well, volleyball's a hobby. Volleyball's cool. A lot of, you know, a lot of them like volleyball, but I just do it for cool if I do it. Oh, you get a volleyball? And I don't do stuff for cool. cool so so i'm kind of just all just work yeah damn dude it's kind of dope i don't get paid to

play volleyball so fuck it wow such a crazy lifestyle so you're gonna like stay or go back uh probably probably go back you're not gonna stay here now gonna switch up on them no not not without my wife just chilling what if your wife came out was like just stayed chance is might maybe so if you if you don't go back do they just like kick you out of the community yeah they would but you could never go back if i prove myself yeah i could how do you prove yourself to come back like uh come back and obey i guess like they you know who who who who kind of makes that decision yeah a whole church basically the whole church yeah so they kind of just grew up it depends yeah you've got pizza like this before i well i yeah randomly yeah

once in a great blue moon i have because you interact with non-amish people right yeah yeah more than somewhat yeah so more than normal you'd say like probably more than uh probably pretty much average maybe with the whole thing you know with including from the lower lower us to the, you know, from the Swartz and Troopers to the new word, right? Probably be about average. So for you is like when you're, you interact with people who are outside of the Amish community, do you ever get like glimpses of like everything else that's, you know, all the shit that we do that you're like, you're interested in? Like, do you ever see things like that? I mean, I can't say that I haven't. Like, I do, but where do you see it? Like on a non-Omish

person's like will they show you something on like a phone yeah like driver's phones i see oh yeah that's so interesting yeah you just literally don't have a phone no yeah so i've heard of tick tock you know i've heard of tic talk you've heard of tic talk what about like instagram you ever you ever bit on it i've heard no damn dude it's addicting that's a that's a that's a drug man stay away from that you thought you thought the wine was good really so much worse dude especially when the algorithms start starts knowing what you like and shit. Oh, yeah. It just keeps feeding you what you like.

Can't get away from it. Follows you, dude. Yeah. So what are the chances we convert you to regular? Zero. Okay. All right. Fair.

Damn, I like that. Oh, yeah, zero. You don't think at all. You'd be like, fuck it. I'm out. You really love it. That's beautiful, man. Honestly, it sounds really simple and it sounds really nice.

So, like, what was your like, can you describe your emotion when you were like, I don't know, like, got on the plane and, like, walk through that, even that hotel lobby right now? I wish I was, yeah, right. I wish I was all alone, not bothered, and just be allowed to look as I want, you know what I mean? Like, just stare down, well, like on the plane, just stare down to the ground like I want, you know, not, and not be shy about it. Yeah. No, you were looking around, though. I thought it was dope.

I mean, your reaction was like pretty genuine, bro. You didn't get any numbers down there in the lobby? no no numbers no can't no no solid guy you don't have a phone yeah i don't know i don't don't like it right we might take them to the apple store right it down yeah you ever been to the apple store no do you know what that is holy shit you don't know what the apple stores apples yeah dude yes but they're different they're like different apples really yeah you could talk into them talking to it in the apple yeah it's crazy no way you got to talk to Steve jobs about that It's cool.

There's an Apple phone. Really? Yeah, you want to see one? It's right here. Yeah. Really? Oh, there's no. But don't look like an apple.

There's an apple on the back. Yeah, right there. Huh, no way. Oh my God, sorry. It's so funny to me. Honestly, it's cool. For the people that don't know, so you grew up Amish your whole life. And what is like, what is like the rules of like the Amish?

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Yo, you got to be kidding me, dude. You are hilarious, bro. I'm serious. It's such a push, dude. I'll continue. Oh, my God, it's so funny. Okay, just say it, and then I'm good. Dude, shut the fuck up.

Brad, just say it and I'm good, bro. I can't take you serious right now. Take me serious. Just say sorry, and I'll turn it off. Dude, I can't take you serious. I love you, man. No, say I'm sorry. And you overreacted.

Something else is bothering you and you took it out on me Something else has bothered me You took it out on me I didn't take it out on you though Okay Say you're sorry I'm not sorry What would I be sorry for

Piece of shit What would I be sorry for Being an asshole How? Okay anyway He's kind of a dick So don't even like that Sorry about my friend

But wait so you don't use electricity or none of that But how can you drink wine Because it's not electricity Yeah, I know, but like No, but I'm saying, why is that Why is that funny? Like No, this is the way he said it was so funny.

No, but I'm just saying like By the Amish, you don't use Electricity, you don't fucking drive cars, you don't do none of that. And they don't drink, but you drink. Okay. You know, wine was way before like Drake. So how many people in the Amish

drink? One out of 20. one out of 20 yeah he took his first tequila shot and his first vodka shot with salim so you you only normally drink wine you never had like tequila or vodka

no which one do you like better tequila or vodka I couldn't really taste a difference damn it's a good shot you were hesitant about coming on this trip what made you like

get across the finish line and like want to come mostly the plane right The what? The plane ride. The plane ride?

So knowing you were going to go on a plane, you were like, yeah, I'm going to do it. The money, too, right? Yeah, for sure. What, like, when you get that type of money, what, like, what do you plan to do with that? Probably go towards a house. That's awesome. Another house? Yeah, that's like a shop.

So it's not. What, the place we went to today? Yeah. It's not up to, you know, up to par with law and stuff. so you live in a shop where that you are temporary yeah fucking nice that shop though it's just well kept it's just like clean yeah it's really nice I got hustle on the plane you got hustle on the plane yeah how by him this is the other I mean I mean I don't know what I can say anyway

just don't fucking flex your muscles and get red face in which I'm not okay so yo dude old friend uh you see my good friend uh you see my good friend now fucking psychopath. Okay. So we're on the plane, right? And this guy pulls a fucking Rubik's cube out of his ass. A Rubik's cube. I didn't.

I had shit in my backpack. When was us when you saw a fucking Rubik's cube? I was looking for my charger and I was pulling a bunch of shit out. And I got a Rubik's cube because I used to be able to do it when I was younger. Oh, okay. So he just happens to have a ruby cube out of my backpack and I put the Rubik's cube on the bench. And then Steinie flies in like from the back of the plane. I swear to God, he flew in.

And he's like, you can't do it. that. He's like, why do you have a Rubik's Cube? You can't do that? I was like, I can. And he's like, he's like, I'll give you. I'll, I'll get action right now. I want action. If you could do it or not. Yeah, I was like, no, but, but in a certain amount of time. Okay. Well, that's not harder. He flew in out of nowhere. It was like, what the fuck? Like, he's very passionate about Rubik's so bad. No, I was just feeling like some action. Okay. So he said, he said, he said two, like, I said two minutes. And then he said, we agreed on a minute 45. And I did it. And I did it. in a minute and 40. I won by five seconds. How much you win? 300 bucks. But damn, you owe him 300,

you owe me a thousand now. And this guy was fucking, you were crying. I was upset. I was upset. I was upset. I was upset after. Well,

because I felt like, but again, no offense. That's why I was saying the baby shit. Because you're like, you're being a baby. Well, dude.

Okay. Like, he was in the worst mood. He's like, this is going to ruin my whole trip. The $300? Like, he was actually crying.

He was like, you hustled me. I'm like, dude, I won by five seconds. He owes me $1,000. Like, I literally almost lost. Like, I was like, I won by five seconds.

Huh? I got that for you. You actually got it for me? Because I paid you last time on the Kaibati. No, I got you. I got you that. Then we did double or nothing. Yeah.

On a minute and 30. No, a minute, 20, fool? Minute 25. So he lost 600. And he takes off 20 seconds and does it again. And then he's trying. And then he brings out a deck of card and says,

please let me give a chance to win it back. And we did Texas. And I was like, all right, dude. Can we keep that in the boss? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, 10K if I can figure it out. 10K if you can figure out the Rubik's Cube. Bro, okay, I'm going to tell you something.

It doesn't matter how smart you are. There's a method. There's 100% of it. I didn't claim to be smart. No, but it has nothing to do with what you can think. There's a certain. No, I know. He knows it.

Has it by heart, like no other. You can put it in 30 seconds. If a guy has a Rubik's cube in his backpack, probably not the guy to be like, yo, can you do that really fast? Well, that's what I'm saying. I felt. Okay, but here's it. Right or wrong.

Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm sorry. No, you're good, but you agree. No,

you're great. Abe witnessed the whole thing. Did I say like, yo, bro, I'll bet you I can do this? Not that I recall. I didn't say,

he did money to say anything. I might have been taking a nap though or some. Hear me out. Okay, go ahead. Out of all things for this guy to pull out of his backpack, he pulls out a Rubik's cute.

So I immediately feel targeted because he's like doing it like right here like and I'm staring like, I wasn't doing it. He was like fidgeting with it. I'm like, He's asking.

I didn't touch it. But he just pulls it out of his backpack. This guy on a PJ pulls out a fucking Rubik's Cube and he's just doing it like a Magnus Carlson. He looks like a guy that he could do that shit. Like a guy that would pull that off. How? He's wearing an Amish fit like a fucking honest date.

Not that. Just what I know of Kyle like he would pull that off. Can you do a Rubik's cube? No fucking way. Exactly. So I was thinking he's not, no chance he could do it. I don't know why you're so mad about it. Because he lost $600 and he also owes me $1,600.

Yeah. Just getting beat up this trip. Yeah. You owe me that $1,000 for a while, but it's like, I'll let you. We're good. I got you. Okay, that's, I'm curious. Do you like train?

Do you, do you like lift weights? Why? What do you do to exercise? Nothing. So how do you stay healthy? Chop wood. I don't know. Chop wood.

Yeah, chop wood's a good workout. Is like health or being in shape a thing for the Amish? No. Not at all. Well, it's like the average age that people go in the Amish. Go what? Pass away. Uh, probably.

100. 100? That actually makes sense, though, man. They definitely live longer, for sure, because it's labeled like... 90s. Way less stress. How the fuck does that make sense? Stress.

All that shit. Stress is the biggest thing, I think. Sometimes still have a heart attack at 90, but other than that, you know, 100. What's the medicine policy? Policy. Like, do you guys use medicine or is that against the rules? No, no, we can. You can use medicine?

It's rare, but yeah. Do you guys see dentists or no? Fuck no. You don't see dentists? No, we stay away from. tobacco and shit. No, but do you see a dentist? Well, yeah, once in a...

You said you stay away from what? Tobacco. Oh. You know, that, you know, and then you don't have to see the dentist. I saw you hitting the vape on the plane. What? You hit the vape a couple times on the plane, sir.

Me? You did. Did he really? He did. You're capping. I sort of got to hit Slim's vape. I'm not trying to be like a snitch, bro, but like we filmed that.

I didn't see that. It's that tobacco? I didn't see it. Classic. I'm not trying to be a snitch, but I'm snitching. Okay, so the only time you think you have to get your teeth work on is when you guys are Tobacco or not? When you have, no, when you, when you have a sore tooth, you know, you'll go in.

Wouldn't wine fix that? What? Wouldn't wine fix that too if you're sick? Because you said for a couple times for, yeah, it'll take care of it for a couple rounds. And then if it gets worse, you better see the dentist. If it gets better, you're good. I feel like you should start a podcast. what's a podcast

this really yeah you're on like an homage podcast you're on a podcast you're on a big podcast big pod first one

pretty impressive I get so it's pretty dope would you ever invite him to your house I don't know I can chop some wood man we would have got

that whole pile down what's your first impression of Brad chopping wood bro fuck yeah tell you what I was planning to have this whole pile of wood chapped we got like what did we get six pieces done six pieces of wood out of you know a hundred so maybe when you come we'll cut it all we'll cut it all you know what's funny look at this

you could tell by this guy's hands that he works with his fucking hands you really can really yeah veins are just flying out you could really tell for real you look like you work with your hands every day I appreciate these hands we mean like he like he just kind of So what else is good? If you had some advice because this guy's out of his like, he's out of his like comfort zone, right? Yeah. Going to Miami. Friendships being a good guy.

Yeah. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's doing. You're doing this yourself. I know. I'm just curious. You're a good guy. Like, what the hell? Is everyone seen this or it's just me?

Yeah. So, so some advice what he should do while he's in Miami? Yeah. He's your guy. Well, he's got a wife, right? You got a wife? Yeah. Yeah.

Honestly, go back home. Go back home. Yeah. Go back home. Why? Love you, bro. I just think, like, there's just so much nonsense out here. Like, he's got to, sounds like he's got a great situation.

He loves his life. What, you're trying to get the homage community to fucking get behind you or what? No, dude. It's just like, the dude works with his hands every day. He seems happy as fuck. He drinks fucking homemade wine. He's got a wife. She probably got a bush.

She probably enjoys it. It's dope, dude. It's dope. Whatever. Like, you don't trust me. It's cool. Miami's cool LA's cool

Vegas is cool For like LA sucks Yeah okay For sure But like all these places are cool For like a couple days And then you're like

It's kind of overwhelming Your life sounds actually Really fucking cool What's why we only brought up here For one day Yeah You this is perfect then So I would say have fun

And go home Mmhmm Get to experience it And then Yeah So what's the plan Tomorrow We're gonna do a pot in the morning

But then I don't know We'll wake up Get some breakfast Yeah What about tomorrow night? Probably maybe some lunch at booby trap. What? You're taking a booby trap tomorrow?

And then... Oh, that will be fucking... I don't know if it was going to go. He'll probably walk out. We'll probably take them to the Apple store. Maybe get him some stuff. You ever been to a strip club? Strip.

Strip. No. Okay. What's that like... It's golf club or something. It's like where the boys go to get like... You say golf? Yeah, kind of.

It's like similar. To golf? You saying similar golf? Yeah. It's an outing with the boys. Yeah. And women that are. No bushes.

No bushes. No. What you take back, maybe. What's that? What? Are you still shooting shots? I mean, I don't know what's going on here. I'm just testing.

Okay. So yeah, booby trap, Apple store. Wow. And then there's like, this is like the craziest weekend of Miami because it's F1 weekend. So there's just, like, crazy house parties going on, like Grutman's having a party, like some Hummer, like, DJ Callet and Nick Miller, like, performing. Star Island shit. So it's going to be, like, a cool weekend to bring Abe around and just, like, at the full Miami experience. Which is pretty crazy, though.

We'll probably take them to, like, 11 or some shit or live. The crazy thing about this is, like, it's not, you go from Amish to, like, sounds like, none of this to, like, everything possible. It's literally the complete opposite. Yeah. To a really high degree. Like, it's the devil, it's the devil here. Absolutely. That's, are you ready for that?

It's literally like, imagine you went to this whole world that we're in and you're not from, right? And like the highest level of like debauchery. Right. If there's a new Bible, they're going to write like a fucking parable about you. Yeah, they're going to be like, he went there. This is the modern day Adam and Eve. Yeah. Like if you come back, you might be Adam.

They're going to write stories about you. Crazy. Because before they would tempt him with like. apples here it's like hookers and strippers and blow to ape or something exactly exactly damn dude you're basically a profit nice it's crazy maybe i mean i'm kind of makes sense i'm kind of worried for them no i'm not you're not i'm worried like someone finds out they kick them out no no they shouldn't kick you out we're not worried about that you see why we don't bring you sometimes.

Shit. No, we're good. We're good. This only like 20 people will see this. Okay. No, I'm fucking with you. You'll be fine. I really mean that.

You'll be fine. You also don't have to participate in all this shit too. Obviously, I'm assuming you could decide what you want to do. So they got your back. I mean, Kyle looks like an Amish to me. I'm going to be Amish with you tomorrow. Honorary Amish for sure. Fucking with me.

But who's fucking with you? Well, Kyle, he tells me he wasn't an Amish, but I can just tell. all he was. You think he was an Amish? What about, what about Comments? You think he's Amish? Just, I don't know.

It's a Rubik's Cube, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think it was a Rubik's Cube. He just looks Amish. Damn, dude. I don't know if he's Amish, though. He's from Canada.

Oh, no. I don't know if I'll be Amish tomorrow. Hmm. I don't know if he'll be Amish tomorrow. That's a pretty big compliment. No, we're going to have a fun time, bro. in all seriousness no like i think we're just going to have a fun day and i think it's yeah i was fucking with you if you have one life to live why not fucking at least see i agree see the world

i agree like why like why not yeah i'm excited for you it's just so different it's just so more knowledge maybe of course bring it back you might go back and be like wow like you might be like my cow is small you might be more omish when you go back that's accurate horse is fucked up or something. No, but you might go back and be like, wow, like I really realize why I live the way I live. Oh, okay. Maybe. I mean, that's up for you. That's up to you. You might be like, if I don't go back and my cow looks like tiny, you know, or something, you know, some stupid shit. Tiny, what do you mean? Like, if I go back, you know, I'm like, oh, fuck the cows, let them all loose, you know, or shit like that. No, I don't let the cows lose. I just want to be in reality,

you know, when I get home. Oh, yeah, you will. You'll love it. Yeah. I think you'll probably like it more. I mean, we're just going to crank wine and happy dads. That's all we do. Okay. So. He's with that. Yeah. That doesn't fuck with your brain.

No. You go over there, Stani? Yeah. Oh, okay. Lost my flow. Yeah. I don't know. You're all right, man.

Yeah, yeah. What's your, uh, ethnicity? Like, what's your actual background? Like, are you Irish? What are you? Like, what kind of? I don't know. You don't know.

Oh, shit. That's interesting. He has a two-year-old. Two? what's his name her name his her name is it a boy or girl we never asked girl what's her name sorry what is it mary mary mary damn are you still thinking kids or no yeah man i want kids so bad then i've always like of the world so fucked up and i'm like eh can't not have kids though just feel like i really do want kids what about you not yet not really yet i feel like three more definitely i feel like three more

years you'll be like yeah yeah two to three yeah just all about i'm not ready yet straight up you got to be in the right some people are in my age but like i'm just not like not ready yet still a lot to do yeah for sure i mean it's just so it's so busy with like happy dad and fucking podcast and elk and like i don't i mean yeah i'm not even like i'm financially good but i'm not financially set to the point where like i can just fuck off and do that i'm like i get you so it's like there's no way i could ever you know even a relationship's fucking hard to keep that's actually pretty much i realized like impossible for the next two yearsish maybe just because of the amount of stuff you have to do kind of focus energy you know a girl's fucking yeah full time that's a full time job yeah it is

it's a whole another one yeah full time job dude like good man yeah you having girls girls problems right now Is that why you? No, I'm good, bro. Oh. Living. Living? Yeah. Nice.

Circle just got a little bit smaller today. Yeah, good. All right, well, the mayor pod will be up next week. I think this is probably our best internal episode ever. Yeah, I do. I agree. We got the Amish video on Nelk going up this Monday, 530 Pacific, 830 Eastern with Dr. Abe. This can be a really cool video.

And we're going to have a great, great day tomorrow. Are you excited or no? You bet? Are you, or are you nervous or like? Oh, yeah, I'm nervous. You're nervous. Don't be nervous. We're not going to force you to do anything that you don't want to do.

Okay. So, yeah, we just want you to have a good time, bro. Okay. Yeah, you can always say no if you don't want to do it. All good. Cool. Yeah. Sweet.

Well, yeah, that's it. What an internal. Amazing. Thanks for having me. That was great. I think this is our best. Signy, dude. Pizza's good.

Yeah. You okay? Yeah. Okay. All right, full seven podcast. We'll see you guys next week.