FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys React to Brand Risk Boxing and Andrew Tate Arrest!

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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This could be interesting. Oh, yeah. You know how much I hate Atlanta, bro. Oh, Atlanta is the worst city, bro. I have like anxiety, bro. I'm just thinking about tracking into my phone, telling that shit hole. What are you guys doing there? The PGA Tour Championships there.

I got to go literally for 20 minutes to do a fucking, uh, closest to the PIN challenge for it. Are you guys going to go to any of the days? I'm thinking we should just because Windham's our boy. And Windham's on fire right now. That starts Thursday? Yeah, I think so. So we'd have to stay another day.

But like, I'm trying to get out of there as soon as I can. What's up, pussy? It's good, Mr. Timepiece? You have the same barber's timepiece, too, or what? Not, my cut look bad. Fresh cut, no, it looks actually sauce. Straight out of bed. Um, where's, what's Windham doing?

Chetty? He's just on fire, man. He won yesterday. The tournament, and now the tournament tomorrow is, um, for the top 30 players in the world. So hopefully he can go get another one. Like, he's making a run at Scotty Sheffler, which is unheard of. Yeah. Crazy work.

I heard about this good, good commercial. I want Steinie to geek on this quick part. I haven't seen it yet. All I heard is he pushed a girl, so I don't know anything about it. Mommy's number one enemy, Garrett Clark, here commercial with Callaway. Yeah, I'm not hearing it.

Gary Clark is getting for day. What was she trying to do? Touch his new driver, and he was like, hey, we just need audio, man.

So she was just trying to, like, take a look at the driver, or was she swinging it? Yeah, I don't know. It's just funny, that's Callaway golf and like they're so professional. So is good, so is good,

usually. Like, just something maybe we would do. Like, I wouldn't say it's like a bad idea, but like, I don't, I wouldn't say it's a good idea at the same time for a commercial.

It's kind of just like, no, I could have. So he shoved a chick that was trying to touch his driver. Yeah. Isn't this guy like super buttoned up and he knows better than this? That's not even some shit. We're not that stupid.

What is the value out of that? maybe they did go for the controversial route and they're like fuck that didn't it and then i heard they had to issue a public apology or something yeah yeah do you think wait here's the real question do you think he comes out with a vlog crying apology or is he not going to go that no that'll really judge someone's character i don't fuck with you if you do that no he's going to come out and be like i think he should just be the man and be like yo really wasn't that deep guys like he's a great guy i know garrett pretty well i mean we're just stewing with that kid. He's a good. I don't think

he means that he harmed of women. Wow, they had to release a whole statement. That's crazy. I guess that's what happens when you're super buttoned up, right? Online. Yeah. It sucks because you like. You know, it's funny. Ulstrom just posted about it. Chip we were with last week.

Big God. And was she upset or didn't care? No, she posted a story and said, I actually thought the video is funny because I have a sense of humor. And I'm like, really? I mean, I laughed when I watched it. Yeah, it's, I was whatever. It's just like, it's just random. It's also like, that's when you have to trolls in the comments and you're letting them win

and you just apologize right away. Like probably some kids that thought it was funny. Like, yo, this is unacceptable. I think it's funny just because it's like random. It's kind of, it's like a shitty idea though. Like regardless of, yeah, that's what I thought it was a terrible commercial. I'm like, whoa, what the fuck is going? But it's so fucking dumb.

Like something you shouldn't even have to like, apologize about that almost could be their marketing angle or is it my crazy because it makes you go and watch the video yeah i don't think with these guys because they go jesse's gonna go by uh calloway driver now just because that commercial but like what a perfect way to make everyone go watch your ad is just be like yeah hey guys i'm so sorry we're gonna remove we're gonna remove this yeah the controversial play what was it an ad for i guess calloway drivers oh calaway they approved that yeah yeah that's why it's like oh that's not his fault then? Yeah, Calloway would

always say like they would never take someone like me not buttoned up, you know? So that's why it's funny. Yeah, it's because golf is so proper and shit, right? Yeah, yeah. You might have to just start her own twig brand pretty soon. Like, Calloway's fucking massive

in golf, right? That's just like Shrew. That's like Quicksilver. Yeah. Like Quicksover and skate him? No, surfing, dude. Cruise, bro. I forgot. Cruz isn't here. This is a fucking skater.

I forgot Cruz isn't on the pond. It's like Quicks over. Oh my gosh. I actually want to, I actually want a cruise take on what he thinks about this. Oh, you know Cruz's take. He would be in deep.

This is really funny. If you don't have a sense of humor, like this is the problem with the kids. You probably have low T culture. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He can't make it. No,

I think he's, he said he's travel. You surfing the Mavericks. Oh, true. I'm not if you guys watched, there was a really big event this weekend. I'm not going to lie. I watched the whole thing.

Aidan Ross, Aiden and Ross had a branderous event. I tuned in all the thing, too, because I was really good. I'm not going to lie. It was really entertaining. I'm not going to lie either. It was entertaining, though.

He's killing it with that. Dude, what's the one guy's son? Oh, uh, fucking legend, right? What's his fucking name? Kimbo Slices Jr. or some shit? Anderson Silva's son versus Kimbo Slice. his son. Julian something.

Yeah, Julian Newman. Did Julian Newman fight? Yeah, Julian Newman fought. He won. And then he got in a fight with his sister after. What? Yeah. It was fucking wild.

Like, they were punching each other in the hallway after. That sounds like brand risk, right? Yeah. It's pretty chaotic. I saw even Dana was watching it ringside at the UFC, right? It's hard not to watch it, man, because it's just all these names we see every day. Wasn't there a clip of that? Yeah.

Yeah. How is Dana watching No Neck versus fucking did he look alike? That was the one I was geeking. I was laughing. We know why Dana's watching for sure. He's watching for one fight. And I just want to say real quick, too, like, Bob. That's why I was watching, man.

Yeah, same. Oh, no way. He just had it on his phone or a computer. My head isn't on the monitor. What was the bigger letdown? Connor McGregor or Bob Menary? That's a good question, dude. Well, let's be fair to Bob because Bob showed up and he was really, he was beating YK at the point.

Like, he got a couple punches in. He's beating YK's ass. Dude, what was good with his stance? It had me die. He kept switching with me. Well, YK cheated him. Obviously, Bob would have won. And Bob has a cracked rib.

It keeps going in and out of place. So he doesn't have to go to the hospital. Thank God. I need to see an x-ray of the cracked rib. He cracked his rib. he hit him well he was. I think, yeah, Bob looked like he was winning for sure. Yeah. No, he was. He looked at him. He was beating

his ass. And then right there, YK has to get a dirty shot. Yeah, are you trolling? That's what I'm wondering. I don't know. What do you think, bro? Oh, my bad. I'm in a dude. I'm fucking like, I'm a little hungry now. Yeah. That's not a stupid. So Bob

just looks like a bitch and like instead of taking it like a man and being like, yo, I fucked up. I got to rewatch his fight. I wish it went longer, man. Well, dude, it went like 30 seconds. You could have just been like, hey, guys, I lost. Like, yeah, I'm, you know, I took this fight. I'm not a fighter.

Yeah, like, whatever. Instead, he's like, excuse machine, picture of the ambulance. You know, he walked all around the arena trying to find the one ambulance that they have parked there so he could put it on his story and be like, fuck, here we go. Back to the hospital. And then he's asking for a, he's asking if doctors will come to his room to take the x-ray. you know like if there's like a concierge doctor if they could just um transport an x-ray machine to his room so clearly he's fucking lying uh he looks like a super bitch and you know like the problem is i would go beat his ass now but his stock is so low now that like now we're not

gonna make any fucking money yeah he's got nothing to lose now no he has nothing but like he's also like he went from being the main event to like the third like not even the co-main and now like I'm going to have to beat his ass on the pre-land. He has no value anymore. And no one's going to want to watch him fight again after throwing that. So it's like there's not even worth kicking his ass unless like, you know, I'm going to have to carry a lot of the weight, obviously, and I'll be a big draw. But he's not going to be one at all. You know what I mean?

He was less racked this fight, though. That's the number one thing I know. I don't know about that. I mean, the last one, he was actually off math. Watching that, I was so confident. Like, I don't even think I would need trading. I think everybody, everyone on this panel, I think, would beat him right now. I'm serious.

Like, just if we, like, walked out into the ring. I know I would. Yeah, well, that's obvious. But I think I'd take him right now, too. I would just slam cardio for, like, four weeks. Because it is hard to not get gas in there. Vitale and Larry Wheels was kind of beating up on Vitale before he injured himself. It was pretty funny.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, that guy's so jacked. I thought Vitaly looked like a savage though. I was like, holy fuck, this guy came ready. I know Vitale getting in there with Larry Wheels is pretty ballsy, honestly. Yeah, for sure. Vitaly's always just going to be, he's been a nutcase since day one.

And not even in a bad way. Like, we've known Vitaly's, like, he's just, he's fucking nuts, bro. He's fucking crazy. He's crazy. He doesn't have that, like, he doesn't have that, like, filter between what's a good idea and a bad idea. I think that's where Vitaly's. Call it his magic or his not downfall because I fuck with Vitaly. He's one of the reasons why we got into doing pranks, honestly.

But he's funny as fuck. Dude, he'll pitch me some ideas like back in the day too. And I'm like, bro, are you fucks? Just like the most fucked shit, dude. Like, he'll do anything. I saw his opponent when the fight started. I didn't even know he was fighting and I looked at the show the other side of the ring. And I was like, what the fuck, bro?

Yeah, Larry actually had some hands, right? Yeah. For a big guy. Dude, wait. How did that happen with his bicep? What is that? You just fucking too... Bro, look at his bicep, bro.

If he's fucking moving it like that, something's bound to get torn. I mean, bro, the other thing that... You could see it, too. That guy's a fucking moose. It normally happens when someone, like, parries down on, like, a haymaker, and you just, like, overextend it.

And they, like, pause. Especially when you're jacked like that. Those muscles aren't used to that kind of, like... That's all the brand-risk guys kept saying, fucking what's his name? Charles Sin White. He's just saying, got too strong you got too many muscles charleston commentating was so funny dude he is the go

he's the yeah he's the best the uh the other thing though is what what made this so big is aiden gets these guys like right when they're going through some real shit so like larry getting a divorce from his wife julian newman's sister just had leaks come out like the timing was fucking insane and just made it so much bigger i don't really know much about what awesome mcbrum and the other and temper we're doing, but also, like, that guy got knocked out. Kyle, did you see this guy? I saw the clip of the knockout, yeah. Loki fucking, like, sad, bro.

I know. Temper's, he's been knocked out a few times now, right? Yeah, twice like this. Crazy, I don't really even know face temper. Is he an OG? He's an OG, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's so tough.

That's why, man, that's why I don't want to sign up for this shit. Just that case you get popped. It's so fucking woe. I definitely don't back, like, I mean, I saw the comment section on the clip, too. It's just like same shit. Like, I know he's been knocked out a lot of times too. And everyone just hates on him.

I'm like, bro, go. Like, I still give him credit. Like that happens. Yeah, you got to respect anyone that. Anyone that's in there. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's ballsy. He also posts the next day like, yo, guys, I'll be back.

It's like, dude, take a, take a couple weeks, though, and relax. Yeah, take a couple weeks and figure out. You don't got to make that announcement with less than 24 hours. That is pretty game. He said, I'll be back. He's like, I'll be back soon. Yeah. Like, dude, the next morning.

What about the little man versus fucking Island Boy? Oh, yeah. He pummeled him, didn't he? What's the strategic thought from the Island Boy fighting the little guy? It's like the opposite of upper. That is a lose-lose scenario. It is. Like, why would you accept that fight?

Why would you, did they have real beef or something? No. Dude, I would you accept that fight If you beat a fucking, if you beat them Because in the Island Boys mind, it's probably like, all right, this is a easy opponent. Just viral. Just viral. Yeah, viral. Dude, the Island Boys are actually built like plastic spoons.

He's tiny, bro. Look at him. He did everything you shouldn't do against a Florida fighter. Like, he should have just had a coach to be like, just create distance. Like, just use a jab. He literally, like, he literally like, Bob has head low enough to get hit in the face. He was literally like,

how many of these fighters you think actually has a coach? I wouldn't want to fight. that little man honestly. I know, dude. He just dude, that guy looks like a fucking savage. He's the strongest. I pretty sure he's the strongest. I don't know. I would starch that little fucker if I had to. Jesse, can we please set that off?

Holy shit. I don't know, man. He looks like a fucking weapon, bro. Some of those little guys got insane strength. Guys probably hung like a fucking stallion, too. What's the little black dude's name that, like, Like, Jimmy's obsessed with. Do you know who I'm talking about?

The little ripped one? No, I don't know his name. But you know who I'm talking about, right? Kind of. Fuck, he's like this little Jack. Jimmy's obsessed with him. I can't remember his fucking names. Jimmy's obsessed with a lot of males.

I feel like they're old Jack. I don't know. The Dave Ranners will be the biggest thing ever when they get Hasbula in there and like someone else, like a guy like that. Yeah. A little MMA match. This guy would pummel Hasbola.

That dude would destroy him. But like, there's got to be someone out there who's a worthy opponent. Asbulla has too much bread, though. Dude, if there's a, you could get, he would do it for a million. I saw Ali, he posted something on his Instagram, like, just like a phone video talking Hasbula. And Hasbulla said he has seven cars. Jesus. People are probably just giving him shit.

It's fucking crazy, bro. Asbullah's, he's got a couple M's. I will say there's something sad about Brand Risk, too, though. I watched the whole event. and I, there's like always, like you said, someone, it was a stunning, you said, someone, they're always at a point in their life where they're like, there's a reason they're doing brand risk. I feel like, but it's something, even the Island Boy one, I was kind of like, you could tell

he's just like, dude, that kid's just so lost and like, just like, yeah, now fight a fucking midget. And so he's like, all right, you can lose this. Like, it's just like, I don't know. And he's probably a fucking shithead, but like. Bro, Larry Wheels is like three weeks, three weeks off of like a divorce announcement with no pre-up and shit. And, like, he's probably going through it.

Six months ago, we were doing content with him and his wife. I thought that whole thing was like a schick, like the whole wife him thing, but I guess it wasn't all along? No, it was not. I didn't know about it. Yeah, because we had them on the pod. They came here, right? And I thought it was kind of just like, I thought they were just like playing into it. But I guess not, right?

Yeah, I like Larry a lot, too. Yeah, he's a nice guy, man. He's like the nicest guy ever. No pre-nup? No pre-nup. He asked me about that, actually. He asked you? He was like, what do you think about that?

I was like, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Like, Larry, you come on. So what are you guys doing then? If a girl, love of your life, no, like, I'm talking like no red flags too. Like, everything's fucking peaches and cream. You're fucking like, you know, you met the girl. Everything's great.

And then, like, she swings like, yo, like, I don't want to pre-exam. up. How are you reacting? That's so tough. Not doing it. I don't really know. We'll just assume. I don't really know in his situation who called for the divorce. Let's just say it's her, right? She says, hey, Larry, I don't want to be with you anymore. So they fucking break your heart and then they're going to take half your money. Like, dude, fuck that. Listen, I don't think there's nothing wrong with if you got $10 million, there's nothing wrong with being like, hey, here's here's 1.5. You know, here's a million. One point five million to, uh, you know, keep you going for the next.

next whatever, five, ten years. Is that a crazy take? No, it's baller. Yeah, like, oh, tears a million bucks. Go, go enjoy yourself, but you're not taking five. Fuck that. Yeah. You're not taking a settlement you're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. And fuck the girl over and make her not or the guy, whoever, like, to make them not, like, be broke. It's literally like, yeah. An agreement to be like, hey, let's figure out if this doesn't work a fair split to make sure you borrow. it's literally like having a like say like Kyle you and me start a business together it's like having the conversation instead of waiting eight years and then it's like messy

and there's all these fucking you know what I mean emotions it's like it kind of makes sense it's like hey I actually and that's why I saw this one guy who was a lawyer but he like you should actually Google it it's a the percentage of divorces for marriages that have a pre-up was like insanely low like they stay together because they like figured like I don't know there's some like trust that you have when you're like mature enough to both sit down and be like yeah let's make this fair if we if it doesn't work you know it was like crazy he said something like he's done like thousands and he's only done two divorces that were pre-nups. Dude Kyle imagine you could never get married because no chick will ever want to go the pre-up route. Yeah, that would be fucked right. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Everyone's getting married now. I don't know about like people like your guys friends or shit but like dude I'm starting to get an invite. to weddings every fucking month, bro. I think it's just like around this age. Yeah, I mean, I hit my first wedding probably like my boy Tristan got married. Oh, no. Shout out Tristan, Tech. Yeah, everyone's getting fucking married, bro.

Like, every month now. And I'm like also like, I don't know. I guess we're, I'm 32, right? 32, by the way. I feel I haven't been to a wedding. I got to fucking go. Fuck. Who do you think it's going to get married out of us first?

Me. Steiny, you're not getting married. I can't see Stainty like getting down on one knee and proposing. I could see him do. I don't know. It's going to be the most gangster proposal of all time. He might go down on both knees. I don't know.

What the fuck? I need a video of like, like how I need like how like Logan Paul and Jake Paul post their proposals. Oh, it's going to be that. I'll, I'll get the Nalk team on that, shooting it high production, get Oz God in the bushes. Oh, it's going to be tiny on the drone. Dude, it's going to be some James Bond. shit when I come out there. I don't know. Fuck, dude.

You should have Little Yee play at your... I thought about that. Putting all that shit on the internet? Like I told Larry that. Dude, you don't want to put... I don't want to put my, like, whole relationship out on the internet. That sounds fucking terrible. I'm going to be so anti. I'm not, I'm not... I'm not... I'm just going to make your at home life toxic as fuck.

I'll hook a story up of her and shit every once in all, but... She's not getting feeders and stuff. Throw it on the clothes. those friends. Yeah. Max. A little compromise. Now, I'll feed her or feed her on my

bandy profile. Zimbabwe Club. I propose with the fucking Chino can like those d'est bags. Zimbabwe Club is just. You guys see

Andrew Tate got called out for renting all of his whips. Bugadi was rented? All of his whips? Or like, that could easily be a story that's misconstrued, I feel. So easily, too. Like, it could just be like they rented one car when they're in Miami or some shit. And then they fucking, everyone says all their cars are rented. I mean, what are they trying to claim? They definitely have money. Like, no shit, though at the same time. It's pretty funny. Like, you look at all these, like, guys, a lot of the, like, I'm not saying who, but there's,

like, a lot of the guys in the crypto space. Like, dude, these kids are fucking 22, 23. They have a million dollar car, two million dollar car, that shit's rented, bro. You're fucking stupid if you buy that. It's rented for the content. Yeah, 100%. I mean, there's so many people in Miami that have... It's crazy people believe that. Like, you know, they get it, they get their title and thumbnail. They get a sick ass whip. And then it's gone in a few months. Yo, guys, it didn't work out. And then they would go and get something else. Like, everyone's renting cars. Yeah, it's pretty rare that someone buys a super car and it's a good investment.

You know, like you could just rent your cars and invest all your money and probably be smarter anyways. Bugadi would just be crazy. Like, does that hold its value, a Bugatti? Or is that just... I don't, I have fuck, no clue. I doubt it, right? It's probably hard to find a buyer. Yeah.

That's just retard. Yeah, so these guys are, they're still locked up, right? Jesus, bro. I haven't followed any of this. That jail's got to be so low in a high rise in Miami. Holy fuck. I just don't get why they're, they need to just get to, like, get to the trial. with them, bro.

Like, why they keep locking them up and then not locking them up? Like, I think it's time to just like, yo, whatever case they have against them, like present the evidence and fucking get it on with it. Yeah, get it like, they deserve a trial, I think. Because now it's like- Oh, you're right down the road. Maybe you start a little protee. I just got back, yeah.

I would love to run into someone like at a Chipotle wearing a free tait shirt just to see, like, if they looked apart. Oh, they would. They have all the courses. Yeah. If you're wearing a free tachshare, you've got to reveal how much you're spending on online courses, like annually. Bro, the push-ups is out pocket. Dude, that's funny as fuck.

You're getting down there and pouting those for the voice. They're hosting a push-out? That's outside the jail? I don't know if that's the tech. There's a push-up meet-up. That's like a run club, but push-up club for Tate? No way. It's way worse.

Holy shit, bro. So that's a tough situation, bro. I think they just deserve a trial, man. God, I'd be freaking out in there, man. Fucking news. All right, guys, every week we give away $1,000 in Bitcoin to you guys via the MoonPay app. All you guys got to do is reply to our ex post with your MoonPay wallet address. So just download the MoonPay app.

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Yeah Yeah You bought from that kid That's false fucking news You did You told me when you went there You're like just Get on Snapchat

I've never I'm never Guy looks like Vector Dude he He is so jumps This is the most

stereotypical Sigma guy From Penn State Dishing fucking cheddar Pablo Pledge Scobar Is that what

He was calling himself No, that's the internet name they gave Oh, I was gonna say, Jesus That's kind of a sick name though, I'm not gonna lie. So I'm wondering what made these guys Like, did they just have the whole fucking campus on lock? Because obviously, there's cocaine at every fucking college. Like, right?

Times a million, yeah. Times a million. So it's like, And look at all big this school is, bro. Penn State's huge. Did these guys just have like the whole campus just long down? It was 100 gs, right? Think about that.

That could be a Christmas. party for SIG Kite. What do you mean a hundred Gs? Like 100 grams? Yeah, like think about it, dude. That's not like, you could go to a Christmas fat party. They sold that much or had that much? I think had that much or so.

They had way more than that, dude. I don't know. I saw something about 100 Gs. I'm thinking that's a Christmas party. Every guy has a G bag at the sink guy. It had to be more than that. But they, um, they were having the pledges fucking break it down, chop it up. And no way.

And packaged it up and fucking deliver it, bro. So they basically, you basically bring in whatever, we'll call it 15, 20 kids in the pet pledge class. These are fucking freshmen most of the time. These kids are tweaking, bro. Yeah, and you put them in the room and you have them do it. Like, what a fucking stupid operation? Dude, we got to make a movie about this.

Straight up. That would slap harm. Yeah, a thousand grams, bro. That's crazy. A thousand grams at a time. A sick movie. Honestly, both pledge kids are just as liable, though. Like, you know what you're doing.

I mean, he's probably supplying. He was probably, I mean, dude, it's probably, applying the whole school. I wonder how much he made. Did you hear about the dad, bro? The dad got arrested for going to his college fucking crib to the safe in the kid's house and try to take the kid's safe out and put it in his truck

to save like more evidence from getting fucked. Kind of a beauty play about the dad. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good dad. That's a good dad. You've got a slide for your son in that situation. Yeah, it's a good dad. Like, imagine all the dealers at every school. Oh, they're tweaking. It's probably really hard to grab

bag right now at a college. Right? Probably not. I don't know. I'd be shaking if I was a dealer. I'd be tweaking out. I mean, fuck, that's crazy, man. I wonder how much they were making. Yeah, they didn't reveal that. And then I want to just, I wonder how much time that kid's going to do. Because I guess he can't even get out on Bond, which is pretty crazy. So he's still locked up.

So he was the one that was like the top boss? Like he was running shit? Yeah, he was, dude, he was fucking, what was his pledged? What the fuck was his name? Yeah. He was probably, dude, imagine how big of a legend that guy was in his house. Oh, yeah.

He probably moved different around the crib. He's going to have some conjugal visits from Penn State Chicks for sure. He was probably bragging to so many people, too, like flexing it. And now he's like, fuck, I've told so many people so many things.

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The U.S. Soccer podcast, presented by Henko. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. There's no fucking way that's real. What does that mean? like they're going to Bali and resetting their like body counts back to zero what through some fucking practice there's spiritual shit and that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard yeah I don't think that girl said that I'm gonna say yeah that didn't do anything good try though body reset bali that can't exist should we send it dude imagine I mean that's literally start back at zero

at a couple new tallies fuck that's where like if you want to find like easy ass you go to the body reset Bali. Reset back to zero. Boys go for attack nuke. Twenty, twenty-five kills MW2 tech. That's a good stream. If that's a real thing and there's chicks going to Bali to do that, that's fucking insane. I haven't seen that yet, but also if you're putting that out there, that's probably a pretty stupid. Oh, wait, so what? This OnlyFans model went to Bali? Yeah, she's resetting her body count. It's like a real trend. There's no fucking way.

No, that's gotta just be a stupid cap. mentally you're being like, I'm going to be a new person now and change the way I've been living. It's the only thing I, like, it's for you. It's not really going to change the past, but. She must have had triple digit kills if she's doing that, no? Quad. Bonnie Blue attack. Yeah.

She was fucking pledged goodbye or something. Bonnie Blue is actually insane, man. What's, what's she up to? She should honestly go get a reset. Wasn't she like pregnant or something? I've seen theories about her that people think that she is like a, she's a foreign, like she's an alien collecting DNA to go back to her planet. I need some good tech here.

I was obviously pretty faded when I read that, but if you think about it, she's collecting a lot of, she is collecting DNA. She came out of nowhere. She could be a fucking men and black character and she could go back. She's got everything. She's like a foreign spy, but from a different planet. I've seen that in like Epstein files. They're trying to like fucking make Epstein.

DNA go everywhere type shit. Like, they're expanding quickly. So you're saying, you're saying Bonnie Blue is like a robot and her vagina is a fridge. She's a DNA collector. And she wants them to nut. Couldn't you do that without filming herself and making it very public? You could go, if you're a hot robot girl, you could go get Steven. Yeah, but she has to put herself out there to have that many dudes know who she is.

You can't get a thousand people or whatever to show up. unless they see what they're getting. You'd be fucking surprised, I think. Just a hot girl that wants to collect semen as a robot, she could probably get some numbers. Robot. Maybe after a nice tug.

Fuck, bro. Those robots are moving. I thought you had that. Didn't you buy that? I don't got one like that, bro. Mine's fucked. It can't even, it's fucking getting repaired. It can't even walk. I got scammed.

How much did you pay for your robot? We were getting the money back, but it was 40K. And where did you buy it from? China. See, I don't know. Do you trust that? I don't know. No, it was, it does not work. It doesn't work at all. Like it never worked? No, it wasn't working right away.

Oh, my God. This fucking little stand. It's like that's the robot hangs. Yeah, we got to chip. So you spent 40K for it and it can't do anything? Well, it was going to make like, we were going to make a whole page for it and like, you know, make it part of the squad, bring it to parties. Yeah. Fucked out of invoted. It can't even.

walk. If he could actually stew and shit. Yeah. I don't think, how are you going to get your money back from China? We're already getting it back. No, it's,

they have like American, like, uh, warehouses here and shit too. Yeah. That whole AI shit is crazy. I've been watching just like kind of videos about that. I swear like,

like Elon, what did Elon say? Like in 2028, like life's just going to be different. No, he said that money won't matter. And I don't know what year he said that. I think you said 20, 30, that's 2028 or 2032 or some shit.

What was that robot robots in the Octagon thing you just showed? Is that real? Dude, I'm excited for that, but not like ones that look like people. Like almost like, what was that show we used to watch his kids? Fuck, where they had to have robots with like fucking saws on them and flame throwers and shit? Battlebots? Do you guys ever watch that? Yeah, I've seen it.

But imagine like, like, cars. Yeah, but I think they should make it like almost like the Olympics where, like, Like each country dumped like 10, 20 million into their robot. And it like, they fight on like massive fields. Like real steel. Huge. Like almost like, yeah, real steel type like transformers type shit. What's me, we talked about in the chat, but like this fucking, my entire 40

you page right now is Indy Navarette. And it's like, I don't know what it is about her. But she is like, she did. She took over Sydney's Sweetie spot. She's goodbye, Sydney. Andy's here to say for a little bit. I don't know what it is, bro.

She's just like... Well, she has a... She's a pretty cool personality, right? Yeah. Cool personality. I came across real of her, like, getting interviewed in New York or something, like on a street.

Yeah. What the fuck? Because I think it's also so opposite of her character and obsession. Isn't that what's, like, surprising about it? Like, when I watched the street interview, I was like, what the fuck?

Like, it's just the complete opposite. Yeah. She has like a dart in her. hand. You probably think you could get that. That's what's fucked up. No, you do. You guarantee right now. You probably thought after the Drake 20V1. I could get that. Don't do anything. Don't do anything. Pull out your phone. Go to her, go to her account and show me your DMs with her. Guaranteed on my life. You've DM'd her. Like I'd check right now. Stiney. Guarante. No, no, no. Show, but like, don't believe it. Hold on, dude. I'm getting

trouble. I know Stiney so well. Like, he's the easiest guy to predict, bro. Once again, calls me out for doing it and then I guarantee he's DM. Nothing. Yeah, you just unsent it for sure. Yo, that's actually a really, that's a pretty funny segment. Toss her a DM right now. Dude, she's not fucking open.

I know, I know I'm not getting that. Right now. You never know, bro. You never know. Sometimes they reply. I got a star in probably like two films and then I'll have that. If I get a lead in two films. You got to be an actor.

She's a movie star now. Yeah, yeah. She's not going to be a fucking podcaster. No shot. What the fuck? That's a funny segment. We should be able to name a chick and then your boy has to just pick up his phone

and show you if they've slid or not. Because I probably have crazy crazy ones. But yeah, she is like the hottest thing and the most desirable chick. It's kind of crazy how she just took the internet by storm. Wait, who's the most viral woman?

He was an NBA player, right? He was like an NBA player. He wants to be a WNBA player. He's a former NBA. player, Ennis Cantor's his name. And he's, like, mocking the WNBA because they're technically, I guess, if you identify as a woman or, like, you transition,

you're eligible to play. Yeah. Oh, he didn't actually transition. That was the whole thing. Like, I'm, like, really, like, mixed on this because, like, part of me is like, yo, this is fucking funny. But then the other part of me is like, dude, how fucking border are you that you got to go to the WMBA game

and, like, mock a bunch of women that are playing it. And honestly, like, Caitlin Clark dropped like fucking 40 that night and you just completely take that away from her. I don't know. It's kind of like

just doing too much, bro. Caitlin Clark is a serious bucket. No, it's like insane. She's already the best player of all time. It's fucking ridiculous. That's so rough. She has 30 point tennis

games in WMBA history, bro. She's in her third year. She already has more than the entire league combined ever. This is hilarious. Angel Reese meltdown. This is,

Okay, let's just make it. Funny as fuck, I think. I'm sorry. The green dildo on the court, like, that should be allowed. Like, that, that's funny. Look at this chick. Like, if you're going to the game and throwing a green dildo on the court. He's like, why did I come to America?

Yeah. That's funny. Doesn't it happen, like, a lot? The green dildo on the court? It's just hilarious. I don't know why. It's just so stupid. The guy that plans that too, like, is so jokes, too.

Like, you got to go cop the dildo. and then you got to like, oh, I got it tuck it in my pants. Yes, got through security. And then he's nervous to throw it out there the whole game. Yeah, that's pretty jokes. Did he make a behind the scenes video of that? I would love to see like a day in the life of that. Like, all right, guys, today I'm throwing a dildo on the WMPA court.

Damn, you get arrested for that. I mean, it's pretty obvious. You're throwing a sex toy in like a public thing, bro. There's probably kids there. That's true. It's honestly probably worse than storming the court. Oh, it's worse than storming the court.

I mean, there's kids there and shit, too. So if you're throwing a fucking cock on the, on the court. A green. Yeah, you're going to get in trouble. I mean, it's jokes, but. I mean, we should start a green dildo company. Those are probably hard to find, that's your dream. All right.

Whatever. Yeah, that's probably stupid as fuck. Yeah. You guys are idiots. Have you ever owned a dildo, Stani? No. No. No.

No. What the fuck? I'm not really into all the, like, the toy shit. No. It's a little too extreme for me. I've had, like, a pair of furry handcuffs. That's about it. Did we ever do the dropping a bag of dildos?

Was that us or was that someone else? No, I think we thought about it. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. He almost got away, too. It's pretty funny because imagine how many of his boys he told, like, yo, dude, I'm going to do the dills on the night. Like, what else is he really gaining out of that?

I'm going to make that kid bot life do this. Have you seen that kid bot life on IG? I think he's jokes. Life has a D-Gen 27-year-old. He just wakes up every day. He crushes stews, wanks it, and he's pretty much done for the day. He's jokes.

He looks like that guy, Loki. All right, we're going to get roasted for this one. So there's a trend. What is it? Have you had more beers or more jerk-offs in your lifetime? Definitely beers. Stu's. Stoos.

For sure. You're going jerks? Wait, let me think about this. Well, Jesse was sober for a few years, eh? sober for five years. Jesse's been sober for five, but there's no way, Jesse. I probably put up, I probably put up 25,000 stewies in those five years.

Oh, yeah, maybe you're right. Like, even if you... But you started drinking on like 14, Jesse, no? I know. That's the other thing I might have caught up. There's no way. It's not even close. Yeah, because in one night you could drink 12 beers.

You can't fucking jerk off 12 times. So, like, even if you jerked off every other day, it's only like 150 a year. Yeah. Yeah. So 100 beers a week in college. this is a four-year period. 100 beers a week in college.

52 weeks. So what is that? Someone helped me out here. 5,200 beers a year on the lower end. Some weeks to wear hammers. And then times four. So that's 20,000 stews right there. But yeah.

I don't know, man. Most debank clip of all time. Maybe this is like ideally the best way to balance out a healthy life. Like your jerks and your beers should be completely even. and you're like zen. You're like perfectly like. For sure, jerks. Healthy.

You're having like, you're our drinking having some beers, but you're also not over jerking or thinking about sex too much. You're just like, Cruz might be anti-jerk though. Yeah, I could see that.

No, I don't think he's that. He's definitely, he's anti-poor for sure. No, yeah, that's not even close, bro. Definitely beers. I'm a once,

if I'm jerking, it's, it's once a day, bro. I'm not a like, I'm not a session guy. I'll be honest. No, me neither. I just,

one does the job for me, bro. I'm good and I'm moving on with my day, straight up. If I'm straight up, like. I'll also go through pockets where I don't jerk off for like a long time. Like if I'm like really busy with life, I literally not thinking about sex or. Yeah, if you're busy and shit too, sometimes you're like, damn,

I haven't jerked in like a week. So I'm saying, like I've gone through pockets like that for sure. Honestly, you're kind of like thinking kind of straight those moments. You're just like, my buddy who works remote, just regular sales job in no road.

He's a gunner. Actually, Gunner is his roommate. I want to say names. He's like, I'm like a four to five. Four to five a day guy. He's like, yeah, see that? Like morning rip, lunch break. But that, not that, I'm not defending him, but he's probably, he's at a nine to five, right? Yeah, nine to five. You probably have higher numbers. You're working in your, you're working in your bedroom. Do you really think people are jerking off at work? He's remote workers, Jesse. They're at home in their bedroom, you know? No, I guarantee you there's people at work. They're bored or stress. out. Gets to get a little dopamine rush.

But then you're just napping all day. Like if I jerked off midday, I'm taking a nap for sure. I'm not, I can't like go friggin' jerk off and they go hit the gym or something. There's definitely some weirdos where there's like that one pot employee there and shit. Like, I don't know.

That's what I mean. That's when it becomes a little like. If you're ripping those numbers and the handicaps, all that's incredible, incredibly dust. I do think, I think jerking in a relationship can fuck up. I totally agree.

I totally agree with that. I think if you're in a relationship, you can't be jerking. Well, you got to be strategic. You got to be strategic. You got to save every, like, if you don't see her for like two weeks and yeah, obviously. But if you're like just like in the same city as her like all the time and you're seeing each other, you can't. You can't. I'm fading that.

No, but it then that you got to save every nut for the chick, I think. Yeah, that's fair. It'll, it definitely makes your sex life better and your relationship better and all that shit. Like, you know, I went like a year without watching born when I was in a relationship. And it was like, it fucking. The best. All right, boys, thanks for the inside. Anyways, that's our jerk.

Jerk segment of the week. Guy, boys, I got to get out of here, I think. Got a flight to catch. Fucking wish me luck to ATL, boys. Fuck me. That's fucking brutal. I think I might just get hammered there, man. Until I fly home.

Kyle, you got any dope restaurants in Atlanta for tonight? not at all. Yeah, have fun. Are you going to downtown? Yeah. It is not my favorite place. I guess there's that one area. What's that rich area called?

Stani, you probably know. No, but there's rich suburbs. Wait, what are you going for, Chetty? PJ Tour championships this week. That's got off the top 30 guys are playing there, but I don't even think I'm watching them. I think I'm just going to do it closest to the pin. I'm like, I'm not bringing my golf clubs to Atlanta for 20-minute event.

I told Jake Adams I'm in his. so hopefully I win that though you get 50k to your favorite charity not even my own pocket so kind of dust you gotta do something nice bro yeah fuck right right

all right boys I'll catch you guys cheers peace dogs easy everybody I mean I mean sure basically shouldor Sanders got announced

as the starting backup for the season. So Deshawn Watson got the starting job, which it's just like fucking crazy yesterday. Deshawn Watson, dude, he like roasted the entire Cleveland fan base. Like he was like, you guys didn't support me. I got hurt. Y'all cheered. Basically like saying fuck you to all of them. And then today, just classic Cleveland fucking Browns, they announce him as the starting quarterback.

Because the guy, like, no one's going to support him. No fans are going to support him now after. You can't go out your. own fan base and then have fans. And then Chador has been really good in the media, has been playing really well. So I bet he'll start like halfway through, but it is just crazy to think that that guy's starting. Who's your take to win the Super Bowl? It's pretty hard to not take the Rams. Like if you're, if you're going to fire futures, like you on prize picks, you can fire a future on price fix. Yeah, we should. I don't,

I think the Rams probably are the favorite. Um, I don't really see. who else could be. And they're going to be fucking good. Like, they are going to be really good. I don't know. Football, I mean, the Broncos are a sleeper team. They're going to be really good. Damn, when does football start soon?

Odell Beckham was back playing this week. He had a really bad drop, which sucked to see. Like, but he looked like vintage Odell. Dude, NFL is going to be, like, this is going to be... Crazy season? A insane season. Like, just because there's so many stacked teams. and like even the chargers with Herbert, Burroughs back healthy.

How much you want to put on the Rams? The problem for me, though, is let's put five, uh, what are the odds? 5K. I don't know, I can't see it, but by the time this comes out, we'll pop it up. Okay, 5K and the Rams. Insignor going future Rams. Okay. 5K. And hopefully that, that should pay like 20, to win, right?

Yeah. Win the Super Bowl, right? Yeah, I mean, you could, you could bet to go to the Super Bowl, too, but. We'll do both. We'll do both. I mean, Jesse, I know you're not the biggest gambler, but dude, the NFL is the most fun thing to gamble on, but it is like also the hardest. See, that's crazy. I've actually been hearing about it a lot. I had so much fun watching FIFA that I was like, fuck, I should just try to like actually follow this year's.

Dude, let's just fucking fire heavy this football season. I need a team, no, no. Do you guys just watch every, every team or do you guys like have a team? No. I don't really have a team. Dude, I'm telling you, if you gamble on the games, you will not. It's so fun. Because you switch up every week on who you're rooting for.

Every fucking game, you have a different team. But it makes you love football even more. And then, I mean, dude, if you lose, it can get pretty dark because you basically chase. Like, as Kyle knows, you bet on the first, all the 11 AM games, you have to pay your bookie on Monday. So if all you have left is the Sunday night game, like, you're going to go all in on the last game. How many days out are we from?

football. September 8th, so like almost like, I think two weeks. We got to hit some games this season, bro. Oh, 100%. I mean, I would even... Is there a game in Miami when we're here for no love or no? Yeah, for sure. Let me see.

That'll be sick. No, they're Friday, August 28th. That's not the regular season, is it? Yeah, who are we kidding? We're not hitting a fucking game during no love. No. Definitely not. Brian Johnson reveals he's never slept with his girlfriend of three and a half years.

He said sharing a bed causes, oh, slept with. Like sleeping in the same bed. I don't even think that's that crazy. I think that's dedicated to the game. It is. That guy's focused on his sleep and his health. That makes sense. I think if I was married, I'd have a bedroom that we both can sleep in,

but you also have your own bed to like, dude, sometimes just like, bro, you're hot or this room's hot. Like, get the fuck out of here. Like, you know, like, you just need to sleep. Then it's sometimes dope sleeping with your chick too, though. That's what I'm saying. It's like having both options. It's kind of nice.

I know Stiney can't sleep without his girl and his bed. You got to get a stuffed animal when she's gone or something. No. You have like your little boo-boo. Yeah. All right, boys. I'll see you guys. All right, guys.

We'll see you next week. Later, boys. All right, boys. Easy. The Dan Bonino show. Folks, it's on my job to sit here and like try to stir you up for clicks. I think I've been very level-headed. I've had to tell people a lot of things they didn't want to hear.

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