FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys React to Clavicular ARREST and UFC 331!

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

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You know, when you get a UFC ticket, I'm like, all right, I'm going to splurge. I'm going to go sit on the floor. I just hope the card is good. And it fucking delivered. Yeah, a card was sick. I love the Cheeto fight. You boys, Santa and Jesse, you guys were both there.

I saw you guys linked up. Yeah, we linked up outside. You were smoking a cigarette. I had to pay him $100 to quit cigarettes. Oh, I saw that, yeah. So you haven't smoked since then, right? Jesse? No. Honestly, that was

that was a random ass. I got like, I was trying to meet up with my friends and I got stuck outside and bombarded by fans. Yeah. I got surrounded by, uh,

Armouranians. Where are they called? Armenians. You see you're a little stressed art. Just a stress star. Bro, they surrounded me, like wouldn't let me fucking move.

And like, they're all smoking cigs. And they're like, you want a sig? I'm like, fuck. All right, give me a sig.

But yeah, I'm not, I should have had a cigarette in months. Yeah, the UFC is crazy. I'm sure it's the same for you, Kyle. Steenie, like, I get

swarm there. It's just like perfect target demographic. Everyone's so stoked. Oh, yeah. Rampage like fucking... Literally, I literally are dead well, right? L.A. If I fucking wait, too. Oh, it was so sick. It was all the rich Armenians, dude. There were some weird characters wandering around there. There was hell of Armenian dudes,

like a lot of jewelry and shit. And then they'd be like 75 years old with like a 20 year old chick. There's like a lot of that. That's more L.A. That's not just Armenian. Let's not just... Well, then we have Armenians in L.A. And that's, that's, like bro like yeah it was wild everyone was wearing that

west hip chopper ufc club they did a good job with that she was sick let's hear what do you guys thanks next for lightweight because now i don't think lightweight's been this lit in fucking a minute bro like it's a crazy division they got to do the final four they got to do the tournament okay where it's a gaichi armin maybe in like i don't know four or five months and then they do patty Ilya and and that creates like a bracket I think that would be the dobes thing they could do I mean I was fucking wrong about fucking Rufi too arm and fucking who would have that prize picks that prize picks hit so hard than than armands yeah that's money so yeah I guess ilia's he's trying to kind of go for the instant rematch right yeah but I think ily is going to be

out for a little bit right like like his face was pretty messed up I know he's saying he's back to raining, but like... And I mean, and it's true. It's just like, I love Ilya. I honestly think he's like, probably like my favorite fighter, but I mean,

how can you really argue that he deserves an instant rematch? Yeah, with a beat down like that. He got finished. I mean, he was on a nasty run, but at the end of the day,

he, like, he lost, and Armand's like, been deserving this for a minute, I think. I think the only argument would be the rain that he fucking was on.

Like, the mouth that he was just starched. like every fucking legend and then had a really bad night. It's like people want to see you fucking do that twice to him to really test it. Like if anyone could get it when

even when he got like beat that bad, he's the one that could get it. He's the one that could get it. I feel like he needs to go fight. I just a completely different fighter and build his confidence back to be honest. The problem is really if you don't give Armand a title shot now, nobody's

going to fuck with any other fight. What are you going to do? Arm and Patty? Like No, let's also show Arm in love. Because like the way that he went about this, I think by kind of, he's the first guy I've ever seen to take matters into his own hands and be like, yo, I'll step away from the USC for a year and show my value and make my name so big that I'm going to kind of make it. You have no choice, but to put me in the position I want to be in. So he's fucking G.

To be honest, that first round, when I was kind of saying like Ruffy might get him. when I was watched before that fucking mockout, I was like, damn, this is really going to go down. Rufi's going to win. Like, he was, he was, he was, like, defending the takedowns. He was landing big shots. He was a sniper. Rufi looked good.

And then out of nowhere, just fucking double Raman. Like, Armand's eye was swollen as fuck. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, I think it could have went either way. He just, I can't believe he laid him the fuck out, though. That's such a gangster way to, to fucking finish someone standing just out of the face. Yeah.

hold them up and hit another shot. That's like some John Jones shit. I don't think I've ever seen that before. To be honest, I was never like a huge Armin fan. And now that made me a fan. I was like, damn, that was fucking cold. Like, he put him the fuck out. I've been a huge fan of it.

I like know people that he knows. And apparently like at that training camp, he helps a lot of people out, gives people money. Like he apparently is a really good dude from what I've heard. But he took this fight really seriously. Like, I know the neon stuff and streaming,

but it's like, the end of the day, that's not that long out of your day. Like, he's training his ass off. And that shit's huge, but at the end of the day, it's like, you got to win fights. Yes, and he does. Yeah. You know, I would predict it's going to come back to Ilya Armand eventually down the line. I think if there was a tournament style, I think that's what would go down.

That would be, imagine if Armand beats Gaichi in a fight and then Ilya beats Patty, which is a really good fight. I think that's how it should be. Any way that that goes, it would be crazy. Bro, that's a way bigger road. Ilya versus fucking Patty is a sick fight. I think that bracket you're saying is a sick way to get to, like, Armin versus Ilia.

You know, it would be so sick if they put those two fights on the same card. That would be amazing. And just have all four of them as the main and the co-main and have them all at the presser. All there, bro, all in the presser. That would be crazy. That would be unbelievable. Yeah. That'd be sick.

Yeah, with all this Ilius stuff, him saying there was shit in Justin's gloves, is that just like a play, you think? Like, there's no way he actually does that. I don't know what's up with that. I think it's retarded. That's fucking, that's fucking just, that's stupid. Dude, it's such a big organization to, like, think that you would be a, like, their game plan was to fucking put rocks in his glove or, like, weights or, like, dude, like, you're not getting that third. At the White House. At the White House, too.

Yeah. like a fucking farm boy like like yeah dude great that's a great take at the white house yeah oh I thought my farm boy take they just got different hands bro yeah I'm not liking the way Ilya is going about this

a little bit no I love I love I love I love I love I too he's a fucking fucking just get your dub bro I don't know somebody's in his ear like oh like create a bunch of controversy because it sells the rematch more I don't know because it seems weird for a fighter to be like it does a little bit and I mean It kind of does.

It does. People are like, oh, wow. But it's kind of making Ilya turn like heel. And people don't like them as much with statements like that. But his best argument is just being like, I had a bad night and I underestimated Gagie. Like, I think just like straight up saying like, and I'm going to come back and fucking kill him. Like, that is such a better like take. That is the best thing we do when you lose.

Look what Gable just did. Gable, you know, left the octagon. And bro, like, knowing how to take an L? Dude, how did we not take? take him. That was the craziest line. I put money on Sean Shoroff. I mean, also, bro, like, it's probably way easier to go the route of, like, he had

shit in his gloves and, like, look at the year I had. I went through a divorce. I went through all this shit. Like, he did have a tough year. Yeah. So, mentally, to be there probably was not achievable. Yeah. Well, lightweight's

about to be fucking lit. I'm pumped. Yeah. We've all had a tough year, you know, fucking people. Stiney, what's the worst year you've ever had? Probably last year, right? No, last year was probably my best year. Probably, probably like a four or five years ago when I first started this. When all this stuff is so new to you and you have to adjust mentally to it, that's when it's really tough.

Especially when you're legal through it. Elk was at the peak of when it was and you fucking get thrown into the wolves and you're just like, holy shit, everyone's commenting on me. Like yesterday, I was fucking running errands. What are you talking about? Nelke has not had its peak yet, bro. No, I'm saying like four or five years ago when there was less just random shit. You know what I'm saying? And it was more just like big creators were pushing the algorithm. Nowadays, you're scrolling.

You can see just about anybody that's posting reels and stuff. But back then it was like they only pushed people that were consistently creators. But like, yeah, I'd say try that. Now everyone at their mother's making fucking content. and cap saucing up videos. Chetty, what was your worst year ever? The year I found out what anxiety was during COVID. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Same shit. Once you get anxiety. Yeah, no, literally, I didn't even believe in anxiety. And then I couldn't even leave my fucking house. It was so bad at my rents. It was fucked up. But, uh, yeah, we're, we're past that. So we're good on that front.

Santa Cruz, you've never had a bad year. Dude, I've had bad ears, bro. I've had bad ears. I would say same thing. Like, you didn't have bad. years, you're lying. Yeah, yeah, 100%. I've had bad ears. I would say 2022. Got that bad hours, uh?

Dude, COVID, you know, my dad was dying. It's COVID. It's like you, you got to grind through that shit, though. It's like, bro, how do you keep your tan up year round? Bro, it's sunny in San Diego. I know, but you have a tanning bed in your house? No, I don't believe in tanning bed. It's too much isolated blue light. Dude, cruises outside every minute of the ice. Is it gay that hit a tanning bed as a guy? Low key. I think it's, I think it's a little bisexual. Yeah. And I think it's bad for you, bro. You're not getting the full spectrum of life. I wouldn't say it's fully gay, but it's definitely.

Like, Jesse, if we linked up and ripped a tanning bed in December, is that gay? GTO. Before you're going home for the holidays? GTO, gym, tan laundry. Let's go walk around the beach. Go to the boardwalk or something. Yeah. Go play golf with your tarp off.

Yeah. Just I'm trying to find like a median because like in an American psycho fucking Patrick Bateman rips it and he's like the man. So I don't know. also a fictional character. I think that isolated blue light without the full spectrum of sunlight, that's what causes cancer. So I'm not a fan of the tanning beds.

Okay, so what's gay? Are high rocks or hitting a tanning bed? Hitting a tanning bed. Tending bed. The other one's... I don't really hate on any like physical stuff. Like high rocks, like sure, I might not do a high rocks, but like I find it hard to hate on...

Freezer, freezer, freezer, let's fix this and sum this up. Because now we're getting like... The high rocks community is coming after me. but it's just like anytime I see some guy at the gym, it's like. Were they, were they coming after you? Yes. Yes.

I didn't even read the comments on any of the clips. You could never fucking do it. No, I got DM directly. Like yeah, just because you couldn't do it. I'm just like, dude. If I see a guy at the gym, like they have to let you know like, yeah, dude, I'm doing High Rock Chicago in three months.

It is a little fucking OD at my game. Like dude, they act like they're going to play the fucking Knicks at the garden in the finals. It's like, dude, the fuck you're talking about, bro. We're hitting the same machine. right now. I got like fucking Katie Perry on my headphones full volume. I can still be I'm fucking medicine. I'm fucking on so much pre-workout blasting fucking EDM and you're talking about high rocks in Chicago in three months. Like what what the fuck are we doing?

Dude, I would rather somebody be doing that than many other things, bro. Like, I'm not hating on anything that's like if you're physically like accomplishing anything that's physical like you're taking all over high rocks all day. Because signing up and competing for high rocks would probably better your life. I'm I was fucking ripping 75 dumbbells on incline, chest press, and this guy's talking about fucking high rocks. I'm like, bro, I'm fucking moving weight here. Like, I don't know what you're saying right now.

Yeah, buddy. At least you guys are both in the gym, dude. Stani has a range of motion of a fucking Tyrannosaurus. It's just like... No, I got reach. Don't be fooled. I have some reach, bro. I have some reach.

Do you super set that, Stani? like you do it like you press it and then you do like the curls after with a lighter weight. No, I can't move as much when I was fat like when I was chubby I could dude I could lift so much I was thinking about that yesterday

but now that I've slimmed down away not nearly as strong which kind of sucks. Yeah you don't want one like power lift your bodies yeah that shit sucks bro like shout out to power lifters but bro when you're just like 350 pounds and look like a chud

but yeah sure you can like deadlift hell of weight I don't know man wouldn't want to look like I mean my chair I just learn the the hard way Like literally this week, I fucking been kind of getting into weightlifting, but like actually trying to like better every week. And then I pushed it with chest and like finally had that like shoulder pop where you like can't. Then you're like your shoulders.

Like I've never had a shoulder injury. And I was like, why the fuck? I should just state out what I know I can do. That's where I'm at right now. Fucking ever just trying to up the weight every time. And then you fuck your shoulder. It's always the shoulder, man. Yeah.

See, that just sounds like excuses to be honest. No, I'm ripping it today. Fucking 225. I'm still going to hit it. It's just fucking. I stopped straight bar benching so long ago, bro. I do dumbbell bench. I do some of the machines.

I'm a straight bar bench and push-ups. Straight bar bench is dope. I love it, man. I think it's cool when people do it. It doesn't really do anything for you, I heard. At the bottom of the rep, it's like, dude, your scapulas are coming forward and you're like in this weird position. It's cool if it feels good for you, but I think dumbbell bench is way more off. Barbell shoulder is the most dangerous for me.

Yeah, yeah. Overhead press with that. You feel like, you feel like a fucking. fucking beast, but that shit fox my shoulders. I feel like you could just injure yourself on, yeah, the barbell. It's not really a natural, like, plain of motion. Oh, yeah. If you're moving

weight, if you're moving weight, flat bench is it. Like today I'm going to go roll in there, you just stack them up. You know, people are looking at. What are you benching, Teddy? Probably 2.25 for a few right now, but I host a little video that after. I want to see it. Well, check it out. I got into a fight

this week. I went on a three-day bender, man. That's why I'm kind of quiet on this pod today. What happened? I'm still getting my head back, man. I went on a three-day bender here in Cuomo for

Cole Breca's wedding. Probably two different benders. One's in a fucking in Maldives and one is it a dive bar. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I probably made some more connections.

And Kyle's talking to like CEOs drinking wine. Drinking hydrogen tabs, dude. I don't know. Wine hangovers are the worst though, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's what got me, 4G.

The fucking dryest, driest mouth ever. You're just red. Red wine hangovers the next day, bro. You're sweating. You're just like, your whole body's dry. Bro, it's all these tannins and shit and weird shit. Bro, I don't like when health influencers endorse a wine. I can't fuck with that.

I'm sorry, I'll never endorse a red wine. You do hate that. Like the one glass of wine a day, like bullshit claim. It just, which is, I think we're tired to. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The goat did that for a while. LeBron used to be like the biggest one glass of red wine guy. I'm not saying you can't drink a glass of red wine and be a high performer, but it's like I'm talking about, I'm talking about telling people that it's healthy to do, like to add it into their routine.

It's good for your heart. Isn't that the, that's cap? There's an antioxidant called resveratrol that has research that's good for your heart. You could just take resveratrol in a capsule. You don't have to drink wine with alcohol in there to get your risveratrol. That's crazy. Yeah, red wine. I mean, wine is also so much sugar.

Like honestly, having to have an ultra or have a fucking. Happy Dad, like something like a couple, couple carbs. Is that like the old myth that our parents said like sodium's bad for us and shit? Yeah, yeah, our parents got sold a bunch of weird myths. The salt is bad thing. The alcohol industry pushed this like, no, like have two drinks a day. It's good for stress. Like the research just doesn't show that.

Now, if people say, oh, I truly enjoy having a glass of wine and I bond with my family or whatever, okay. But to say it's the alcohol that's providing some health benefit is just wrong. It's not true. Yeah, there's absolutely no way. Yeah. Alcohol makes me feel terrible. If you, like, don't have any community or friends without drinking alcohol, sure, I could see an argument for alcohol. But, like, me personally, I have friends and community without drinking.

So I don't think I'm going to experience negative health effects of not drinking. You know what I mean? At the end of the day, alcohol is not going to be positive unless it's a light beer, right, Santa Cruz? You have a couple light beers. Hey, as long as you put those cigarettes, motherfucker. I don't even smoke. I'm good. I mean, I got to worry about the mulch of my life.

lip, you know what I mean? That's probably going to take me out at some point. You got to worry about the skating, man. That's just so difficult, bro. I can't believe you're starting street skating again. The fuck. I love it, Jesse, by the way. I fucking love it. Dude, like, scares me fucking, what's it called? Yeah, nostalgia, bro.

Yeah, that's dope. Back when you ripped Tony Hawk on the Nintendo. Then I had a skateboard. What was your first skate? I think my first skateboard was an alien workshop. I know it was, actually. E.C. Surf and Sport, bro. And I'll fucking play with me. So sick.

Mine was a Corey Shepard blind deck and it was a, it was the Blind Reaper spraying. You guys remember SARS? That was like the COVID of like fucking way back then. He was like spraying SARS into someone's face. I have used to watch little Nijia on YouTube when he had his dreadlocks.

That was like the first YouTube I ever watched was Nijja when he had his, when he was like 13 or 12 or whatever. Doing like handraos with his dreads. Did y'all get that CCS like catalog and build your own deck? I used to do that all the time, bro. Bones, Bairns, fucking crooks, trucks, all that shit.

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I bet the Rams. I'm down 7K. And I was like, dude, I have no choice but like to chase. And I bet this random woman's tennis was the last option at 8 p.m. And I just pick, pick them, just took this chick and she just got destroyed. A Chinese chick. And I'm like, I was so close to tailing. I'm so glad.

When you said, he's getting crushed, I'm in my bet. I'm like, thank God. When I did my, like, nuance take on sports betting, I'm like, look, if you kind of know the sport, you bet a little bit of money. It's fun. But, like, you are the example of, like, what not to do in sports betting. You're putting a shitload of money on stuff that you're trying to bet on a Chinese woman's tennis player at, like 11 p.m.

Well, sometimes when you're tilted, bro, and you bet more than you should. And you haven't bad, like Jackson dark going down on the first. drive like it's just tilting bro like you're just done you know then the game's over so you have no choice but to but to do that if you want to get your money back so yeah that was a stupid idea but i did do it dude with all the quarterback injuries our team's gonna start shelling out more for a backup quarterback is like okay we you throw in some dude like james winston and it's just like it's a disaster terrible yeah it's a fucking disaster literally everyone's getting fucking hurt it's fucking Caleb well Caleb Williams is healthy as we've seen

But Jackson Dart, Jada McDaniels. You guys know the stuff about turf and injuries, right? Like all of these stadiums now are turf. They'll never change the grass because they save money with turf. The problem is your foot plants on the turf. And that is where bad injuries happen. And even like stuff that still would have been an injury with contact, they get worse. Because like when you're sliding out, you can get groin injuries.

You can get hamstring injuries on regular grass. But on turf, when your foot plants and now you're talking knee hip, it's fucked, bro. Fuck turf. I remember growing up, two crews. They used to say like goalies in soccer were getting cancer. They are. They are. Those pellets have PFAS.

They're extremely toxic. When the heat hit some, cancer's chemicals are being released. You're just sitting on the ground plane with it all day. Like, I'd just be sitting there at trial. It's just like, what do you mean by pellets? Those little black pellets in the turf are toxic compounds. They release toxic compounds. PFS, benzene.

It's carcinogenic. And we're just laying in it all day, stretching. Bro, people put turrets. everywhere now. Kids playgrounds. It's so fucking stupid. And it's like, oh, to save water, it's like, bro, until they shut down a bunch of golf courses, which I don't think they should do, but it's like, we're not

saving water. Like, don't tell me to not have grass in my backyard or not flush my toilet. Like, what are you talking about, bro? And then build another data center. Yeah, then build a fucking data center in my neighborhood. Like, shut up. I'm going to use water. What should we do with the shit grass in Florida? If you had a house, what would you do,

Cruz? Because you like being barefoot. Like, you know that spiky grass here? It's fucking. Oh, yeah. No, you got to plant some. I don't know. I forget what it's called. Like Kentucky, Kentucky sweet grass or something. Yeah, you got to get that soft grass. Is this like a Little League?

Yeah, he said, What are we watching? We're watching a Little League hockey clip? Watch this kid cook this kid. You know that kid's a fuck head. Like, if you're pulling that out, buddy, you need to be, you should be banned from sports for life, maybe. Listen to this.

Oh, my God. He just hacked him in the fucking neck? Dude, that kid should be suspended. Hockey dads. Yeah, hockey dads, bro. That's a different. I mean, that was fucking terrible. Yeah, no, you know what I'm saying?

Jesus, dude, stick to the face and he broke it on his face? That's, like, really bad. The kid should be like, the school should be notified. Yeah, that's a biological. No, that's kid needs to be on a watch list now. For sure. Lock up the dad's fucking right. That's a national security threat in the future.

Why do it even? do it just because he scored i've never seen something that aggressive bro the fuck and like honestly that's bad parenting like teach your kid to like fight like a man that is some bullshit well hey we don't know what happened earlier in the game okay yeah yo we clearly something happened that's that's just crazy bro that's that's that's bad parenting from the green well if this was the n hl what would happen would you get like suspension Or would it be like assault at a certain point? You can't just use a weapon.

After like a goal, man? Yeah, it's like the game stopped and you're just fucking pack him down. When I was growing up fucking Todd Bertuzi, I don't know if you remember that freezer. He like fucking jumped on that guy's back. It was like the biggest news ever. He paralyzed some guy for jumping on his back and just putting his face into the ice. And the guy like was paralyzed. And the guys, Todd Bertuzzi played like 10 seasons after that.

But it was crazy. All right. You got to tell us what's going on with Clivocley. I know Cruz, you have the inside info. Bro, okay, so this chick is, it's not as clear cut as like, oh, like, you know, you see the headlines for sure. I am not saying clav is a good guy. When I have kids, there's certain content creators I would want my kids to, you know, look up to. Clav's not one of them, okay?

But I think when you see these headlines, you need to look a little bit deeper into it. I mean, this chick was always like around Klav wanting to be around him, writing him letters. So I don't know necessarily the details of what happened like that evening. And if more details come out, you know, maybe he should be charged with something. But this idea of the injected drugs into her, this is a substance called Aquilex, which like dissolves fat, which obviously she- This shit fucking kind of is like hard to watch for me. It's just so bizarre. It's so weird.

It's so fucking weird. And, you know, she shouldn't be hanging around. It's the new pet tire or what? It's like a fat dissolver thing, I think. And like, but this isn't like some drugs. Where's this chick's father? Bro, I don't know. Then she started to larp as a day trader and was like saying she was a trader, which, I mean, guys, how fucking dumb are people?

How are you scrolling on social media and you see this chick with a rented Lambo? And you genuinely think to yourself, I'm going to trade stocks and equities. Let me get into it by giving this girl. money. What? Yeah. How dumb. I mean, Jesse, you know this too, but like one thing I think about is this guy, like, Clav, I think he was actually,

I think he was really moving. He had a lot of cultural influence, like crazy, but he was really moving into being like this mainstream, like, could take that leap from being this edgy guy into like, all right, he can be a mainstream, uh, respected creator. But yeah, when you're going

out and you're drinking with all these girls at bars, like there's so much liability. like this is something is bound to happen like this like it's only a matter of time right yeah when you're getting fucked up is your content you're bringing girls over like you're not you're barely 21 like some shit like this is bound to happen i mean also if you're just like in you're not a doctor and you're injecting needles into girls faces i mean i don't know that doesn't sound great and like i know what you mean by like just like i don't know if it's like that bad but like visually that looks fucking crazy like yeah it looks horrible you could see how like a court case

would be built on that. But you know, you see these headlines, like he injected drugs under her face, so then raped her. I don't... So that's the girl that's claiming? Yeah, I don't know, man. I think people need to wait until more, like, details come out about this. And he's posted on X, some stuff. So, yeah, I don't think he's, like, a great guy who want my kids to be like.

But as far as what the TMZ headline is versus what actually happened, there's probably a lot of disparity. and that. You guys saw his friend? His clap's had a tough week. I really like Cloud. I think he's funny. I think this is unfortunate, but like this video of his friend

is like the craziest shit I've ever seen. Judd, Kevin, did you guys see it or no? I know you saw it probably Cruz. Yeah, there's zero situation where hitting a woman ever goes well. Bro, we were in Newport Beach getting some food and this crazy, you know, unfortunately homeless,

drug addict lady came up to our table and was screaming at us, bro, saying she was going to beat all her ass, says, and we just walked away. Because you got to just leave that situation. I'm like, dude, there's no, like, if it was a dude, probably would have. I know the exact type of, like, crackhead lady or top. They're not going to stop.

You just got to move on. Yeah, and then we moved, and then she moved closer. It was just like a shit show, but it was like. They're just like in psychosis, just like there. They're not. Yeah. Women are different than men, and you can't. Think about it, bro.

You're, you're live streaming. You're getting fucked up. And then the camera's rolling. the more, as the night goes on, the more fucked up you get, the camera still rolls. Like, I'm honestly surprised that that shit, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, shit like that is bound to happen. In real life stream, I hate it. Just like having that thought, Stiney, by like, you never know what's going to happen by the end of the night.

Oh, dude, when we first started that shit, I would get so fucking paranoid. Just like, oh, can I say something to regret? Oh, my God. Thing was rolling for fucking 72 hours and I was fucking bombed. Yeah. Like you're like that shit is not easy. Well, I will say, I will say that also like this has also changed the game a lot where kick has kind of given creators like a lot of freedom and you can get away with a lot

more than you used to be able to like in the just YouTube days. Like now you can say whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Well, look what happened with that like Chud the builder guy. I mean, he had an avenue to make money by just doing the worst shit ever. I mean, we can see it out of the air. He's out of jail? He's out of jail?

Yes. He's like active on X. Is he out on bail? Yeah. He's out on bail. What the fuck is going to shut the bill? They're free on the streets. You're kidding me?

Yeah, like get him back in jail, bro. I'm not mentioning buddy's name because I don't need that guy in my shit. Well, I don't think he's going to go live. I don't think that'd be the smartest move or safest move for him. But he's out on bail. People are incentivized like you're saying with these platforms to not do the smartest move, to do the dumbest shit. That's why that shit gets scary. That kid, Clivocler, his friends,

making money and try the builders making money. Like, people will go to whatever extreme to not work and make more money these days. It's, I had Drago, Clav's friend at Locked In, and, you know, I don't know if it's just alcohol or what, because he wasn't like that when he was at Locked In, but obviously he's not drinking. I think alcohol, you know, in those live stream situations, total. Yeah, I mean, live streaming and alcohol don't sound like a great fucking mix, but. No, that's a recipe for disaster. the amount of times we'd have to pass the mic be like yo chetty take the stream because you get so

fucking anxious bro and it's not only what it's not only at that point what you're going to do it's what everyone around you's going to do because like what's sticking in your head yeah what this kid drago has to understand is that people that want clout are going to use that opportunity to go viral themselves so that chick was probably like yo i'm going to attack him and i'm going to get my clip and he's got to know like, all right, I got to react properly, but that's the risk you're up against if you're drinking and that shit's going on. If you go get hammered and you, you wake up the next day, you have this crazy anxiety because you're like,

oh, remember I said this or I did this or whatever, and you have all that's fucking anxiety. Imagine being like, oh, also I can go watch it and it's fucking. It's on X with 70 million views. The whole of one stream, what's the worst anxiety for at least two weeks straight, dude? You go on anything and you're just there. I'd rather just get clobled. down by my boys being like, bro, you were fucking a mess.

Oh, wait. Yeah, bro. And then I'm just sitting here, like, trying to be like, dude, I'm, like, anyone who had to do what we did, you do. Dude, imagine your anxiety fucking Drago the next day. Oh. We black out at the bar and your boys like, dude, do you not remember? That guy has to look on the internet and scroll and see all that shit. So which one's Draco?

Is that the one who's- He's going to jail, right? I don't, I don't know if we'll go to jail for that. I don't know. That's crazy if he doesn't. of assault on video to a bird, I feel like that's insane. It was very weird. It seemed like they were playing and like whatever, and then all of a

sudden he just started like that. Yeah, then it turned into a violent situation. Yeah, the rules are just different. Like if a girl can like scratch you and grab you and you're not like, that doesn't like, you're not like, oh, now I can hit them. It's different. It's different if it's a dude scratching grabbing you versus chick. It 100% is.

It's like you said, Santa Cruz. It's like if people just like understood or trained even a little bit, they would understand it'd be like, like how to control that or how to like get out of situations going back it's like bro you can just go into it back take and you don't even have to hurt anybody just yo like calm the situation down um it's bad bro when i have like uh bodyguards or whatever for like a meet and greet i make sure that they're usually friends of mine that are huge jiu jitsu heavy weights because when i think about okay i'm like if some teenager goes crazy i don't want a bodyguard hitting them

never some some some of them are so brutal they're like i know I don't remember that Jack Doherty's guy that knocked that kid the fuck out. Perfect example. Like, I've told them to be like, if anything happens, you are, you're, you're six foot four, 300 pounds. You grab them just like this. You just hold them. You know, you're not hitting somebody. That is fucking, that's so fucked.

Like, if that is. This guy took this punch, like a champ, by the way. This guy got no, like, dude, what the fuck? I mean, I don't know if like a champ. Head to the pavement. He got up like nothing. Yeah, you could kill somebody like that. That's like, yeah.

You know, why is it so much better, like, to train. jiu-jitsu then just training your mitts i mean it's not for like an actual fight but like for those type of situations or whatever like it is low-key better because like if you hit somebody and you have the dream situation happen when you hit them which is oh i knocked them out one punch bro they could die like so easily you're in jail for manslaughter i i agree i think that like the way you're trained seneca is probably smarter than the way i've trained because if i ever i mean i just would never it would take a lot to get in a fight but like What I have trained to protect myself is like puts me up in like, you could go to jail for like how I'd have.

Bro, but training, I think it's the same thing for your training made me realize I don't know who in the world I could beat up and who I couldn't. There are dudes that trained jit-su. Then I'm like, oh, for sure beat this dude up. And it's like there's no way. But with striking, it is different though. I feel like the one thing I like is I've never had this situation, but at least from sparring enough, you could almost create enough distance and start dancing around with someone that you're about

to maybe have to fight and you could get a read pretty quickly of like does this guy know what the fuck he's doing or not? Like you know what I mean by that? I don't have jih Tjitsu the same way. You could fucking tell you can tell. No dude I was with this kid the other day. He's a fucking massive creator and he came over to my house and

he like just starts to fucking with me and then he has been training silently jiu jitsu for four months. No idea. Like he would have kick my fucking ass and he told me and I was like damn like it made me think like it would be kind of crazy they're funny to like dark train for two or three months and then just go into aiden ross's brand risk and just beat somebody's ass when no one knew it just be a sloper there there's some funny there's some funny viral videos out there there's this guy that fought in the

ufc named ryan hall and there's a viral video at a pizza place where some dude comes in talking mad shit and ryan hall does not look like somebody unless you know that could beat somebody up. And Ryan Hall just shoots like the laziest double leg on him and just like holds them there. It's like, dude, there's those people you have no idea. And like, that's why you don't want to be fighting at bars, man. Just in general, yeah. That there's no love dude.

This, uh, it got a little crazy. Like these chicks were fucking crazy. Like, just like your Miami club girls. The worst for her. Yeah. Like just fucking insane. And every time we filmed that shit, I'm just sitting there like, is this actually happening? but this random girl came in

and I think she's like a, I probably shouldn't say much about her, but she starts, they start talking shit and you can't tell what's real and what's not. And there's security there, but the girl that showed up three days later was trained in jujitsu and boxing. And the other girl had no idea.

So you have club Miami girl versus trained fighter. The fucking trained fighter takes this chick to the ground and I look over and I'm like, I'm out of my mind, like hammered. And I'm like looking at her and she's punching her in the face on the ground. The girl club girl's friend, Burnett Club Miami, her best friend comes and tries to break or help her out. And the girl takes the other girl down and starts beating both of their asses. Well, with girls, like if you're a trained girl fighter, you're going to smoke a random.

Oh my God, bro. Oh, my God. Yeah. It was like watching some UFC shit. Like beating the shit out of one, like face is swollen. And then she pulls down her friend. Love that shit, especially if they, like, go out and party. They probably are looking for that.

They're like no girl here. Well, not to sideline this. Sanctuary, do you see, is it Casey O'Neill, the Australian? Yeah, the like helicopter arm bar, butterfly sweep and the belly down arm bar. That was sick. Kind of losing the fight and then just fucking switches it up on her. Yeah. Wait, can you just, can you just repeat what you just said about the move?

It was like a butterfly sweep into like a helicopter arm bar basically, belly down. It was nasty. fucking Dominic Cruz breakdown. Hey, we saw Dominic Cruz. I met Dominic at the fights. He's the man. He's the man. He's the fucking... He's the best. Yeah. Dude, we went to

Santo's studio to Armands Camp and trained with TJ. I was so scared. They're like, we're going to a pro-MMA practice. I was like, the fuck. That's bad. You know what's really funny about UFC fighters that I've just learned from meetings? They're so different. Each one of them, like, Justin Gachie

lives in like a, you know, suburb home in Colorado plays golf every day. He's a fucking superstar. And then guys like Armand move like actual superstars, fly private everywhere. Rolls, Royce picks them up everywhere. Like it's,

it's very, everyone is so, like each individual has such a different personality, and it's kind of the only sport like that. Like everyone in boxing is very flashing and shit. And UFC you can have like, like Cheeto Vero, down to earth, Sean O'Malley,

down to earth, like lives on a fucking ranch. Like, yeah, fucking out. chicken eggs every day. Chicken eggs has tens of millions of dollars as a fucking, you know, former champion. Like each guy is doing this shit right.

He's chilling. He's just fucking confident, man. Like, Toria. It's amazing. Like, I love film with them. I'm going to start a content series with T.J.

Dillishaw where we go out some of these camps and film with some of these fighters a bit. That's a goaded series idea. Yeah, that'd be dope because T. TJ can go, like, actually train with them. They want to learn from T.

He's a legend. And then, um, yeah, I'll do my bullshit. That's like perfect for you right now. I mean, look at fucking Sean Strickland yesterday, like riding in the razor and fucking rolls it, where he could have gotten a severe injury.

Yeah, that scared me. Bro, I was trying to set up a very similar show idea. Let's do it. But more like on the striking side and then also like a little like interviewee type thing. But maybe we could just like try. What's the idea? Just going to, okay. So like when I filmed with Michael Morales, it went off and some of those clips did so well because

nobody's really like gone down to Tijuana filmed with somebody like that and kind of told their story and my text said Tj I'm like bro can we go train in houston with joshua van and he's like yeah that's like my boy i'm like okay like it's just a better way to go about it when there's like a fighter like tj involved because i think some of these um what's this what is it you're just an interview and then kind of no i'm gonna go train with them and then yeah like interview them and stuff like that yeah stuff like that i think it'll be fun but the main thing is at youtube series and then you would make clips out of it kind of yeah those clips go crazy

I'm running that for golf this year pretty much I'm gonna have my own like kind of Sunday conversation thing in the cart with Chetty but with golfers and pro athletes and stuff it's dope because then whenever they get a fight scheduled or something big happens those clips start to recirculate like crazy yeah that's kind of cool that's what I'm saying

is everybody's camp and the way they move is just so fucking it's just so different bro it is people want to see inside what the fuck like I want to see what Strickland's camp looks like yeah Like, who the fuck is with, like, I've seen Armand's crew. It's exactly what you'd expect. Yeah, Strickland's a different level.

I mean, he's just out there in Vegas doing his thing. I think he goes to syndicate and trains a bunch. I don't know where exactly trains in Vegas. But, yeah, it's sick. All right, guys, if you guys want to start a business, I got to tell you guys about Shopify. We've been using Shopify at Nelk since day one, and we still use it today.

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Like, her whole thing was to, like, level up and looks max, yeah. Physical appearance is much more important as a woman, I feel like, than as a guy. I don't know if that's crazy. No, I don't think that's crazy. I think there's a wide variety of types of guys that women might find attractive versus, like, what men find attractive in women, it's more, like, You know, if you watch a Victoria's Secret model show, they all kind of look a certain way. Whereas, like, women find, you know, like Timothy Shalameh, hot.

Then, like, I don't know. Adam Sandler. Yeah, Adam Sandler hot. And the looks, Max, you do to say, oh, it's just because of status. But that's like, yeah, no shit. Like, that's part of somebody's personality. Like, Adam Sandler is funny, genuinely. And that's, like, what made him.

And he's creative. And that's, like, what made him successful. Sure. but um i don't know chicks will find comedians that aren't even like that famous like attractive like there is something to that i think maybe overall but fuck it does really go both ways so because i was going to say like maybe looks mad or more like when a guy to make a guy interested but like i think that there's also so many guys that like care about other things for sure too but you know i mean like i don't but yeah i think like in general maybe more like there's more

hot girls with like an average guy than there's average girls with a hot guy probably like without being like insulting like probably if you could somehow collect that data i would i would bet on that wait what is it jesse i was just thinking about this but i need you to more i think there's more like average looking dudes with hot chicks than average looking girls with hot guys for sure if you like collect that because girls care more about the personality for sure yeah of course but it doesn't generalize it doesn't mean that every guy and every girl thinks that way i was feeling rockets at 230 i mean you're not gonna see yeah i'd like to see i'd like to see the footage on that actually all right my rockets at 230 yeah i'd like to see

the footage i got receipts i mean i was right there with you chattie i was 215 with a rocket i'm like i look back at why why the fuck were you with me like Because I'm fucking comedy. Finding a super good-looking girl with the best personality, that's like, I don't know. This guy always used to tell me, like, if you want to be happy in life, just marry an ugly woman. I don't know what the fuck that means, but the more and more I think about it. I think that's crazy. We're going to be attracted to your girl.

I'd say marry a seven. That's unbelievably dope. I don't think it's healthy to not have sex. If you marry a chick only based off your looks, though, her looks, you'll never be happy. That's that's, bro. I agree with that, but you do you have to, you have to look at your wife and be like, you're beautiful. Like, I find you impractive.

At your wedding, when you're getting married, you got to look at her. Like, let's go. He says like, yo, kiss the bride. And you're like, fuck. You're like, yeah, I fucking sold. You're like, yeah. I mean, okay. So I can see Stani.

That's a tiny video with his eyes. He goes, I got a dance. You can't just be your homie. You can't just be like, just get beers to the kissing. If the chick, like, you're not physically attracted to her,

but like, she's got a great personality and she's got a hundred M's. No, money doesn't buy that. You're not going to be happy. Like, what do you want to do with the money?

But that goes the other way all the time. But does that, does that mean anyone in our position? Do we really give a fuck if our girl has a bunch of money? Like, I don't. We're all,

like, doing fine. I have a question, Stiney, does wheeling, like, a hot chick, fulfill you. Of course. That's like the biggest confidence booster ever. I know it is, but it's just

like at the end of the day, it's like, who gives a fuck, you know? I mean, I've had that happen a couple times. Obviously, won't drop names, but where like Kyle even has told me like you have zero chance. And then. Oh, yeah. No, that's a fact. And then you pull through and then the next day, it's like, they have no choice but to come like dab you up and be like, damn respect. Well, that's always been like a thing with our boys and Kyle. Like, you know, it's like someone, you. You know, it's like someone, Yeah, that I feel like that's... I think another thing is like a lot of these dudes in this position, like get competitive with that shit.

And it's like, dude, who really gives a fuck? Well, that's when you're a pigeon, I always say. Like, the dudes that go to the bar, like, hunting like that every night are the fucking squids. Yeah, I agree. To just fill some inner ego of, like, I can still get a hot trick. If I wheel a rocket, it's like probably because I was a clown and, like, it was a good tech. Like, I said, yeah. Just got lucky one night.

Yeah, got lucky. I wasn't out there in her fucking ear like a fucking ear like a fucking. fucking tick. Like those big ass guys, you know, you know, just your stereotypical douchebags going out to wheel.

Santa Cruz, what's your number to fully make out with a man? Oh, what? There is no number. What? Come on.

Well, oh, okay. That's a fucking cat. Okay, okay. If it was some number where I could like solve world hunger and like feed

everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we might have to, yeah, sure. That's your answer?

Yeah. To like To make out the guy to solve world hunger Don't do the PR That's the most PR trained shit I've never heard That's bullshit Your number is probably like 100K

That's fucking ridiculous I mean I'd probably do it for 500K I would do it no fuck that I'd do it for a quarter mill A quarter mill Stanii you have watches Your watch collection is more 10 second Frencher for a quarter mill

10 second French kiss with a dude For Sidney you have a watch collection In this same room That is worth more than that No It's true. $250K. Stanii,

can you get me a Rolex, by the way? Come on. Yes. Because I bought a fake one. I bought a fake one. No, I bought a fake one in New York and it already broke. Come on, man. No way.

What one did you get? I got like a gold. What was it? Day date. Day date. Yeah. I just like the gold. I don't like the diamonds.

I just want a gold Rolex, signy. I'll tell you the truth about watches because, like, it is. People always wonder, like, you know, when should I get my first Rolex? You shouldn't buy Rolex if you have less than 100K in your bank account. That's just fucking stupid. That's just fucking stupid. If I'm giving you good advice.

Yeah, I got all the watch side. I need, I'm done. If you pay 50K for a watch, you get it at retail and it's a Rolex, like, bro, that thing is holding value. Even less, bro, like, I'd get like a little 20, 20K-ish piece. Give it to your first son, you know. But what if I'm filming an SF or something? People roll up on you.

Boom. Give me your watch, bitch. Yeah, that's why I don't want like a date, a gold, my gold date, and I'm not wearing out. I wear a watch when I go in my, if I'm going to, like, a dinner with, like, a certain group. It's like, just a look. I've been getting ballsy wearing my. It would also be like a conversation starter and then people like, people look at your, they look at your wrist sometimes and they like.

But you know the funny thing, Stani, is I was wearing that fake Rolex and because now people know I have a little bit of money, they all thought it was real. I had multiple people go, that's a sick watch, bro. But that's fine. So then Rock's the fake one. So I'm just going to get another fake one. Yeah. I mean, Chet, Shet hologram said yesterday, he said, what did he say, Judd, it actually went pretty viral. It's like, I don't wear a watch to tell time. I wear a watch to let other people know the value of my time. Some shit like that. which I thought was kind of funny coming from chat, it's just hilarious. Well, I got to hit up Neil Time Beast trading. That's my guy. That's a conversation.

You know, that looks, you know, get a diving watch. Bro, there's no way. There's no way I would spend more than I would say, like, five grand on a watch. But you're not, I'm telling you, I'm being serious. Like, if you spend 10 grand and you buy a Rolex at retail, it's like putting it aside. You could sell and get your money back.

I always thought a watch is cooler as a gift. That's what I'm saying. so Stiney is going to he's going to get me a gold Rolex. That's what it's happened. Well, here's the one problem I have with the watch market and like people really do love this shit. And like I watch those videos all the time with people going into like the 47th Street in New York and like flipping watches.

Like it's, it's entertaining. I fucking love it. But like, Neil would always tell me like, yo, you should buy this Richard Millian. I was like, dude, like this was like four, you know, years ago. These guys will have legit 200 grand and then spend 50 grand on. on a watch. And it's just like, dude, you're, you're a fucking idiot, bro. Like, I never understood these guys that will go spend, they'll make a, you know, a few hundred grand and then they go and spend $100,000 on a watch. It's like, bro, like,

you kind of come off as a fraud. Yeah, that's insane. I needed to be in an amount of money that I literally don't care about, where if somebody did come up and was like, give me the watch, like, here, I don't know. Fuck. I don't think that's going to happen to you, dude. You're trained in fucking every fighting. You're like the guy from Batman begins. Bro. What's that fucker's name for Batman Begins? Yeah, Gunner. Yeah.

We should set a price and buy each other a watch. I don't have, I've never had a Rolex either. We should set a price that we, and we'll just each pick each other or watch. Yeah. It's a gift. We need to do a video in Neil Timepiece Trading. I'm sending one in chat for Cruz. The Sea Dweller is like the perfect watch for him.

I'm just going to get another fake Rolex and just tell people it's fake. This, that blue face one, or I don't know. Explorer, bro. No, you didn't click the chat. $22,000 for the job. Jeez, bro. I just got, I don't know, but they're also just investments. You just hold your money and I'm like, I don't know, like, if I gamble and make money,

they're not going to depreciate. So. Yeah. It's like holding gold bars, bro. That's the shit. That's like a fucking, yeah, that's like 6-9 watch. That thing's like half a million. I'm pretty sure. That's fucking insane.

What do we think, fellas? We got a couple veterans here, Santa Cruz, Jackie Steiny, is going to your bird's 7 a.m. Pilates class before your 9 to 5 job or their Barry class or the actual Pilates class when they're on the machines. Is that sauce or is that fair game? I think all of that is or I think all that's amazing. You're a fun boyfriend that's down to just go experience something. No, that sounds like that guy's in love, bro. I envy that guy. Ched, you ever done it?

You ever done a Barry's class? No, probably blows, though. Bro, that shit's hard. Okay, okay, okay. This is what I'm saying, this is what you're saying. This is a whole different, you know. I will argue that's hard to do.

Like, that's a pretty... I never said it's not hard to do, boys. It's also like, if you chirpigable, I'm like, I'll beat you 11-0 in my left hand. Like,

it's not that I'm saying it's hard. It's not hard. It's fucking... You know what I think's the gayest workout is, or like physical thing is an elliptical. Like, if you're going on an... Unless you have, like... It's a good low impact.

exercise cruise is going to say you're gonna you're gonna be hard pressed to find an exercise that I'm not a fan of do you guys actually want to know this is completely off topic but what like my my biggest I can't stand it and this is really niche but I've been on TikTok and there's these

like umpires that will like be umping like little league games and they like will talk and like talk to the kid before and like make it about themselves and it's just like dude this is the lamest shit I've ever seen bro. That's super bad. I could hate on that.

Have you seen that? Yeah, I've seen some of those clips. And they like, they like take it fucking mad seriously. And they're filming themselves. They like have like TikTok pages and shit. There's like, there's like, there's like, fucking 13 year old kids playing fucking little league. Yeah. Like kids pitch and they're like the refs. Like, what's up, bro? How you doing, man? You're going to hit a bomb this time?

Yeah. It's just like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Kids when they're fucking supposed to be getting paid 15 an hour to. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they mic themselves up. Yeah. I'm going to start mic it up for society of me and you were the two center reps for a soccer game or basketball. Oh my God.

We're being kids up on the fucking court in AAU. That would go in a ghetto. Have you seen the AAU kids that get miced up? I think it's bad. I think it's bad for the game. That one of my most viral videos right now. He just straight up goes, I got 100K followers on Instagram. I'd be like, buddy, I'm going to smack the shit off.

Well, dude, all these kids now, like, when they're miced out, they obviously want to get their moment. and they want to have like swagger or a football bro. These kids are 10 playing quarterback. They can't even throw the ball over the fucking first downline. Oh, shit. It's jokes. We're cooked. Content kind of pisses me off these days, boys.

Bro, at least they're out there. Like, at least they're out there, dude. Okay? Like, Chetty, you should go sign up for one of these. You know they have them in your area in Florida, bro. This is like where that shit goes down. No, Pee do. Siding, we got to get a list of stitches.

That shit, that shit's hard. Now, the problem with just like, not so much of this, but just yoga, if chicks just do yoga and don't lift weights or just do even Pilates, if it's not like the hard, difficult Pilates, that can be an issue. You need to lift weights every human being does, especially women. They get like bone density loss. So that, yeah, you have to do that. I agree.

If you're doing anything, it's good, but I do love the comments on these, but they'll be like, anything but weights or whatever. You always say, not comment. Your wife's when she said she's up, a lot he's at 7. I want to make fun of this, but I'm also like, dude, maybe they're getting more than cardio. They're like, it's community.

It's a lot of this is like old people. Yeah, like they're out there. This one's just downright dangerous, honestly. These are all chat. Just bombs. I need to start getting miced up for pickup basketball. I'm not kidding you. I played out here like in LA like banks.

Used to have a house. He would have a court in his backyard. And no one would chirp him because, like, there are all these kids that, like, want to befriend him. And I would just trip the fuck out of him to the point where, like, he was getting in fights and spiking glass water bottles. Like, we would have to end the game. And, uh, run that back. Are you good at basketball, Stony?

Yeah. I've been played for a while. I mean, I'm obviously small, but I can move pretty quick. I don't know if Jesse, you and I have really like like, I would smoke. I would smoke you in one-on-one. I'm pretty bad at basketball. I like talking shit to you about sports, basketball. I don't know. I don't talk too much shit in basketball. I've seen you play. You're just kind of like a bad out of hell out there, Bruce. I got a lot of cardio. I got a lot of cardio. I played Meton. Maton talked shit to me for like six months. Like, bro, I played tennis in high school, like all the shit. Yeah. And I was like, all right, dude. And he wouldn't stop asking me to play him. And I was like, dude, I will fucking

whip your ass. Like, shut the fuck up. And he just wouldn't shut up, bro. And like, six months this went on. And then I was like, okay, meet me here at 6 p.m. I kid you not, I slept for maybe one hour. And I was so dead and I beat him 6060. So he didn't win one game. Bro. And I have never chirped somebody so hard in my life. Like he left there. They're talking shit. He left there so embarrassed. Like didn't win one game, bro. Smoked his ass. Six oh six. Oh is crazy. I did that for another game. I was like, you don't fucking deserve another game. Like you need to, you know his boy, Mike Mike Mike? Yeah, Mike. I was like, have Mike Mike Mike come come be a line judge or come stare at at me, I'll whip your ass, like, bring your whole crew here, like, just destroying him.

And he, yeah, I haven't talked to him since, but. 60, 6.60, dude. You can't, you can't run your mouth like that and then take a beating like that. Chetty, who would win in pickleball? You were Stiney. It wouldn't even be close. That's like my best sports. I was won doubles since a freshman on the varsity team as, uh, in tennis in high school.

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. We need it, we need to do, we need to do a pickleball tournament right here. We should do everything, like a little like, you want to do what? Want to start a doubles versus people, little fucking. I'm playing and they're putting on a huge pickleball tournament here in LA and I need a partner if you want to play. It's a really big thing. It's like Cactus Jack has a team, Sugar Sean as a team.

Bro, yes. I played with Sugar Sean now. Sugar had Joe Riggs as his partner and I had Tim Welch, so definitely that. But Tim and I won pretty handily. We beat Sugar Sean. I can play some pickleball. Sugar Sean's good. He's really good.

He was holding a dude. You know what correlates to pickle more is ping pong, I'd say? Because I was like top in the state at ping pong. I used to be good. During COVID, we had a ping pong table in the backyard. I got nasty, but I probably lost some of it. So fun, dude. I love that shit. I played Dobrick for a couple thousand.

He, and I was up 8-0 and he came back at 1. He's fucking nasty. Yeah, I was really tilted. You got to keep them a mess with going and ping pong. You can't start playing defense, you know? It's like tennis. I know, you have to stay aggressive. Alperaz and chilling.

Yeah. Those guys are so good. It's like you can't, you can't just slow it out. Dude, a good, like you're saying, like a little sports tournament thing would be sick. That would be super fun. because it'd be, I feel like it'd be pretty even because like basketball, I'm pretty ass at. For Kaki, that'd be sick. I mean, bro, when we play.

When we play golf together, it's like the best content and it's just you don't even feel like you're filming. It's just so much fun and just so easy. I feel like Jesse and I might be like even in golf. New golf at all, Jesse? A handful of times. Yeah, we would have, I'm like not horrible. Yeah, we would have a good. That'd be a good one.

A little nine holes. Are we throwing skateboarding in there? No, skateboarding. Skateboarding is not one of the major. You're not letting Jesse clean that one up, bro. Or else I'm throwing in fucking surfing and then we're going to get crazy. Yeah. What do we do?

So what would it be? It's football, basketball. My main sport is soccer. I'm good at soccer. I'm good at soccer. Hockey's not like a top major sport. Hockey would be sick. That makes a little more fair.

We would get absolutely demolished by you and Kyle in any hockey challenge ever, bro. 4G would cook us in hockey. Yeah. Just because he grew up skating way more than that. Just because he grew up in, like, Canada. Not even because he grew up playing. just didn't even grow up skating like that in the u.s like i grew up playing fucking baseball i fucking hated my life yeah i was talking to someone other day it was the worst like that was like

the thing here it's like this kid's not hitting the ball of the fucking outfield you're actually sitting all they're picking fucking daisies bro we had too many good athletes in our town these athletes in our town made me quit sports bro jock peterson played baseball and it's like dude like he's hitting the ball fucking over the apartment buildings at the park and i'm like i'm gonna Jock played with you growing up? Yeah, I grew up with Jock. Oh, shit. He's still in the MLB, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, yeah, he's my guy. And then, like, Devante played basketball and football. It's like, bro, I'm quitting these sports ASAP. Dude, they're too good. Let's play soccer. I don't see, like, I don't really know. But when I was growing up, like, parents made, my parents made me play baseball and tennis. And then there were other parents that made their kids play soccer.

I don't know what, what, like, the norm is today. It seems like it's way different. I think soccer's pretty popular. I think a lot of parents are worried about the head. head trauma from football, which I think is valid, but actually was watching this guy break it down. He was saying when your kids are actually really young, you can have them play football. And then once you start to get into the 11, 12, 13 year old range, that's when like real head trauma can start. So that's where it's like, don't even put your time into it at that point.

Yeah, like, fuck it. Not for sure. I want my kid to be a serious hooper, like just sick point card. Those games would be so fun to go to an A.U. That will be. I'll be on the fucking sidewalk. You're going to be the fucking dad from South Park. that fights the other team's dad.

Shut the fuck up, Derek. Yeah, we need more of that. That's what we need is more dads fighting at like these games. Dude, I'm actually, I'm kind of getting some conti ideas from this pod from the boys. That's good shit. I mean, when I was like in my, I don't know, when I got older, I was like, fuck. I don't know why my parents didn't push me to play golf because golf is a skill that like you have for the rest of your life. It's beneficial for so many different things like business.

started later than I did too. Like, I wish I was fucking gross. But then you have to grow up a rich kid. So, like, obviously. The kid that did grow up playing it, though, are losers. So, yeah, why didn't you grow up playing golf? I didn't grow up like that, Santa Cruz. You didn't have access to golf?

I wasn't like that, like, big John, I feel like his parents. He probably had a country club membership. Like, we didn't have that. Yeah, that was like walking to the fucking, he was walking to the range every day. What was your guys first sport, like ever? Soccer. Dude, fucking baseball. I played fucking T-ball, bro.

Yeah, T-ball. I did it. I didn't at all. Under like 12, I was way too good at soccer. I was scoring like six Ginos a game in the house. Same here. Bro, my team went to Norway and Sweden. We were the number of like six ranked team in California when I was young on CYSA.

I was raw at soccer. I kind of fell off. It does get hard when you start losing the touch crews. Some of those AAU games were like the dads put their hands on the players. It's fucking insane. Yeah. Oh my God, bro. Did he just punch through that?

I don't think he meant to do that. but then he had to own it. Yeah, then he's like, oh, fuck, I'm actually... I don't think he thought that was going to happen, but then he's like, I can't, like, be like... The fact that he's still mad and, like, pointing. It's a bro, just admit, you didn't... Ruin the kids hockey game, dude.

Get out of here. Glass on the fucking ice. Yeah. Chetty, let's just do real quick a football lock. All right. What do we got? And, dude, let's not fucking lose this one, right? And we're all, we all sweat.

Me and Chetty sweat the same action every week. So, Falcons, Packers? Yeah. At Lando? You cannot bet. You got it. You got Max fire the Packers. Because they just got Falcons are the worst team.

And they just got Pennix Jr. back. But he's coming off at ACL, I'm pretty sure. But they are the worst team ever. But this is where games are scary. I'm looking at this game again. And I just can't figure it out, man. I don't know how we bet the Giants. That was the dumbest bet ever.

Bro, you got to go Packers. You got to go Packers. You have to. At Lambo. And they're fucking O-N-2, aren't they? Oh, no. They barely beat the Jets. last week. Yeah, they've been a little rough.

They've been playing kind of soft. They're going to be two and one. The Packers go two and one. realistically, that six numbers a little scary, though. You can't lie with how NFL is that minus six is scary. I mean, dude, like the Chiefs Colts was a crazy sweat. See, last year, I was hitting these all the time. I'd be like plus six Falcons is banging. Aaron, I buy it to seven. But like this year, it's like been different.

The NFL's tough. But, all right, we're walking in Packers minus six and a half. All right, fuck it, yeah, I'm down. I'm sick of betting on these shit teams. Yeah, done with that. All right, boys. Yeah, peace, boys. Peace, boys.