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Chetty won some fucking money this weekend.
Called it.
Did he?
Yeah, I mean, I think everyone here had Sugar by K.
I did not think Gachi, I did not think Gachi would pull it off, honestly.
I'm stoked he did, but I just didn't, didn't see that happening.
Crazy fucking fights.
Insane.
Everyone won Ched.
Everyone won big Ched.
What did you, what did you take, Chetty?
Dude, I took everything I spewed.
I took Sugar Knockout, Gachie knockout, Gachie to win.
I fucking parlayed Gachie and sugar knackle.
Wait, so to Gachie, did you take?
Gachi knockout hit?
Yeah, it counted, bro.
The clip I spewed on the pot is going up today.
It's fucking ridiculous.
I spewed on the last pot.
I'm like, fuck it.
Gachy knockout.
So they count that as a TKO?
Yeah.
Or I thought it was like a doctor stoppage for a.
They counted a TK.
I think the betting sites have K.O.
slash TKO draw or submission.
Yeah.
Like that's like pretty much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did any of us see that happening last week or no?
Did any of us?
No.
I saw Sugar.
I did see it, but I dispute it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't want to claim I did, but I like, I was definitely pushing the like narrative of it's a fucking fight.
Bro, that was a masterclass of striking.
Like, I don't watch UFC, but that was fucking sick to see.
That got me, I'm watching every card now.
I fucking love that shit.
Bro, it was, it was one of the greatest sporting events of all time because, you know, you have Super Bowl.
You have NBA finals, but it'll never, that'll never happen again.
You'll never see that.
at the White House.
It's something that's never going to be recreated.
And how it went down that night was insane.
It was the greatest sporting event of all time, in my opinion.
Yeah, it makes UFC literally the best to watch is because no matter how favored you are
or how much of an underdog you are, like, look at these last two fights.
Omzot got upset to Toporia.
I mean, you can just never, never predict who's going to fucking win in the end.
bro fighting is it's a different fucking thing it's like a primal activity of course it's a sport
but it's different bro it's when there's an NFL team that's plus 800 there's so many things
that have to go fucking wrong for like them to get the upset in fighting it's not like that
like somebody can use their will and strategy and like dude that that that uppercut that
gate you's hitting where it kind of goes in on a single leg but he grabs the fucking back
your head and uppercuts you.
Bro, that was beautiful.
And if you go back and watch some of the shots,
that fucking Toporio was throwing at Gaichi, bro.
Those body shots?
Bro. Like the body shots, bro?
I know.
Dude, he's hitting like a fucking truck.
He was hitting him to the liver.
So hard, dude.
I was watching it with a pro Muay Thai fighter and he was like,
dude, it's done because he's like, when you get hit to the liver like that,
like it's a good eight minutes, bro.
Of like, you're done.
And I was like, it's fucked.
He got five hard shots to deliver.
I was like, and Gachie just survived, bro.
He fucking survived.
My bet was over on fight time.
I knew that was a fucking lockerony.
I had that too.
Yeah, that was an easy one.
I like what, did you see what D.C. said?
What?
The Eric Trump teams?
Or not the, that was something else, but like he was saying something, but like,
it plays a big part of like the whole surroundings, the event.
Like the fact that it was for America, like, all those things, I think is like what made him.
it definitely like helped him like maybe it was just like another fight he like went down from those liver
shots but i think something like gave him some extra like i just got to fucking kill this guy like he dug
deep like it was sick this is the first thing i thought about i don't think it's possible to be a
striker and go undefeated in the ufc i totally agree i don't think that's possible i think that that's what
i that's what i thought was sugar first and then marab happened and it was that's what i'm saying like
sugar was going that route to poria and then it's like it's too
hard to be just a striker and go on it. I don't think it's possible. I totally agree with you.
I don't think you can go undefeated as a striker because something like this is going to happen.
That's why you saw back in the day, GSP, even he admits it, he says openly that, yo, I had to
change my strategy. Because like, after he got knocked out, I think by Matt Sarah the second time,
he's like, yo, I went back and changed my whole strategy. And like, if you do want to go on a
crazy, long undefeated streak, I feel like you got to be a wrestler. How about sugar boys?
sugar was electric 4G how was that in person sugar was
sugar was electric bro i mean the whole thing was just
i was pretty hammered too because we went out two nights before so like by the time
sunday came around it was like it was one of those days where you just got to wake up and like
kind of start drinking right away so just like yeah you went to ilia's
celebration party the night before i went we went to ilia's celebration party before he
throws a celebration party before every fight because he's like i won already what was his
energy like was he like cocky we walked in um we we knew all those guys from when we did the stream
so like we we set a couple of them it was all it felt like i was in europe in there like it was all
just like no one was really speaking english everyone was speaking spanish like classy white wine and
shit and then i mean to be honest i was a little nervous to see toporia because i hadn't seen
him since the stream you know since since the infamous clip so i was i was kind of a little nervous
But, like, no, we were, everything was cool.
And, like, his whole crew is super cool.
But, I mean, he wasn't drinking or anything.
He was just chilling.
Yeah.
So it's not like he was fucking partying the night before the fight.
There's no shot I'm ripping anything like that before the night of a fight, though.
No.
That's what I was thinking.
Like, when I was there, I was just like, dude, even the mental exhaustion of having to, like, like, this wasn't no.
Social battery.
Yeah.
I assumed for some reason it was going to be, like, one table of, like, just a dinner, you know?
Because I thought it was a dinner, bro.
It was like a hundred people there.
It's like, that's a lot of hands to shake, a lot of mental energy to like, you're probably repeating the same thing over and over and over again.
It's like when a fan comes up to you, you know, he's just like, hey, how you doing?
Good to see you guys.
Yeah, bro, I don't know why he would do this honestly.
Like when I, it's.
But he's been doing that, right?
So it's not like, dude, like when I do like a meet and greet, you've done these two.
Like, it's all good.
You're not like physically exhausted.
But by the end of the day, you're just mentally exhausted.
Like you're saying you're repeating yourself.
You're meeting hell of people.
It's all fun.
It's all good.
but bro the night before a fucking amateur jujitsu tournament.
Yeah, like dude, it's straight up.
Honestly, like, Tuporia doesn't,
Toporia didn't need to see me the night before the fight straight up.
Like, he did not need to talk to me at all.
He would have been perfectly fine.
He's like,
not seeing me in a fucking Sangerardt.
It definitely became a thing, though.
Like, he must be leaning into the marketing of like,
he celebrates a win before he gets it.
Like, that was like,
I wonder how much of it is like that, you know?
It's an aura.
It's an aura gamble, but like he puts his fucking,
you know, like, people hate him.
He puts his fucking balls out there.
No, it is an organ ball.
He puts his fucking balls out there, bro.
He just went through divorce.
This is his first fight back.
It's a huge.
I got respect for him, bro.
Like, at least he does that.
You know, like, at least he puts himself fucking out there.
I mean, and it worked the last three fights before this stuff.
He could do whatever the fuck you.
It was really sad to watch him lose.
And from my opinion, just like what that guy's gone through.
And then the White House, all this high expectation.
I don't know.
That was fucking crazy.
It was crazy, but just.
I'm, you know, I'm a Gaichi fan.
I didn't think he was going to win this fight.
People always sleep on Gaichi for some reason.
They do. He's eight and two.
Well, because he had, he didn't, you know, who did he lose to?
He got knocked out by.
Next Holloway, but like that was in the last five seconds.
And Oliver, right? Or no.
Yeah.
Santa Cruz, what was your honest thought of, uh, Josh Hokic?
That guy's odd as fuck.
I didn't really like that.
I'm going to be honest.
Which one? Michelle Obama or the press conference?
I just think the, like, my take from that was like,
Dude, like, if he went and said that shit on his own platform, on its IG or something, dude, do whatever you want.
But when you use, like, the UFC, the White House platform, you kind of like, you're pretty much including Dana and the president in whatever you do at that point.
I did not fuck with Josh Hockett's comment.
I didn't like it.
I didn't like the whole calling Michelle Obama, man.
Former president at the White House.
Am I going to chuckle at how crazy it is?
Yeah, sure.
But it's like, I don't fuck with that.
Like, no, like, honestly, man, Obama served this country and you can have your differences of a.
opinion with whoever the sitting president is, but like they are serving this country.
And like that is the whole theory with her being a man too. Like if there was more evidence,
I may be what I liked it. But like some deep conspiracy chatty tech. She's a tranny.
It's all set up. She's a fucking, she's a reptilian. Yeah. It's just there's not any legit.
I was fucking geeking. She's a black lizard with a cock is the conspiracy theory.
I'm with it 100%. I believe it too. There was actually a video of Trump because
Hokit gave Trump his necklace. I mean, that was probably the most viral thing you could say in the
mic, so I guess if that's what he's going for, he did a good job. He did his job.
He said that for a reason, fellas. He's got the insider. Trump took the necklace. He gave him a
necklace. I think it was of Hokit. And Trump kind of took it off. You could kind of see his reaction.
You could see he was a little bothered by that too. No, man, because, dude, Trump, despite all this
stuff, he's not going around. He's not like, he has respect for President Obama. Yeah, so I didn't
fuck with it, but like, I get, I get why Hokit does it.
I feel like it didn't play out too politically and shit, like all the haters were saying
before the fight, right? Like, I feel like it, yeah.
No, overall, that's the one thing that the really left media is clinging to that Hokit said
this and this is platformed. And it's like, bro, if, if any of them knew the history of
Hokkaid, he says crazy shit and, you know, overall, no, the event was, in my opinion,
an amazing celebration of mixed martial arts and the United States. I think it was the most
well-done sporting event I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah.
Every walkout was perfect.
Walking out with Medal of Honor, you know, veterans.
Each walkout, each walkout was from a different area of the White House.
It looked like at least, like it was just perfect.
I don't think he-
It's so annoying that it even has to be a political thing.
I didn't see any politics involved whatsoever, so I thought it was-
Well, I think it was good.
They didn't have any other like random world leaders there and shit too, right?
Like they kept it like-
I also didn't see any fighters.
in the audience.
Yeah, they weren't panning to too many fighters.
But, you know, I also, you know, they also didn't really show that many people in the audience.
There was, I don't know, if you probably saw it on the TV, but it was a shit ton of military, obviously.
Yeah, which is great.
Like, it was all, yeah, like, and they're all probably all fans of, like, us and, like, all our demographic, too.
So, like, it was.
You should walk us through the whole experience.
What was it, like, like, getting there?
Like, did you have to go through crazy security or what?
Not really.
I think that was all prepped beforehand.
Like all the names had to be sent in beforehand, which probably brings us to the story, too.
You guys saw Salim missed the White House fight.
How?
Wait, what?
What happened?
Him and Big John are in a hotel, and it looks, okay, they're going to go to the fights.
That's what I'm seeing from a third person point of view.
I'm like, oh, these boys are stoked.
Lami got a day kill before the fight.
He was fine.
He was like- Fucking dardy, he got a kill?
No, no, the day of the fight.
The day of the fight, he met a random girl on the street.
and I walk into the lobby of the hotel
We're like getting ready to leave
And some two fans are there
And they're like yo, Salim's with my sister
And I'm like oh like where is he?
And then like the boys are like Gabe told me like
Salim's banging his sister right now
I'm like just having a drink with this kid at the bar
And then Celine comes out
He's not even like I don't know what happened to him
He just you know he got into Lami mode
Somehow
Yeah
And then he's like bro I can't do this
I can't go and shit
And then like
Oh my God
I can't hear it bro like
we were like, bro, like, we wasted a ticket
on you, you're fucking, like, we can't, we can't bring
anyone else too, because it was under his name.
So we're like, bro, you wasted a fucking
white host ticket. And like, we're
just like, he was just complaining. We're like, bro, just go
then because he's the biggest UFC guy
of all time, too. Yeah, and I,
exactly. I don't want to let my vibe be killed too
because, you know, I was happy to be there
and lucky to be there.
Big L from Lombie.
Dude, what the fuck?
Is his video?
His big John's hotel room looked fucking disgusting,
bro. It was like literally like what I see in
rights in there?
Who won this fight, huh?
Yeah.
Dude, I'm sharing a room with Big J in two weeks at Pinehurst.
I told him if our room looks like this, he's actually, he's out.
This can't be a thing.
You know Big J's, though.
He's chill.
He's, he's, you know, he knows what's up.
This was a Wami.
This is just like, I just, it's, I don't know how you, you miss the White House.
Lomby threw up on the floor there.
He threw up in my fucking suitcase at the hole in one challenge.
Alami's bad.
Yeah, but no, once we got there, like, walking in and just obviously seeing the fucking, the scenery, it was, it was very surreal.
Did you go in the White House?
No.
Have you ever?
We went like a month ago.
I went a month ago.
It's the vibes in there.
Just goaded.
Inside the White House?
Yeah.
Just nice as fuck.
To be honest, it's a little, I mean, Stani's been in there, too, I think.
It's a little.
It's a little.
It's old. It's a little
underwhelming.
It's just like old. It's not, yeah.
South Carolina.
Like fucking Trump Doral's
nice as fuck when you walk in there. That's probably
nicer in there. Just the same?
Like, is he embarrassed?
I mean, to most people,
this is like pretty insane.
I'm not sure. I have not talked to him about it.
I'd be more shook than the whole in one challenge
and I got ripped pretty good from the internet.
How do you not? I don't, I don't understand.
Like, he just like was too fucked up to go.
or like he didn't like want to rally.
That's a rat situation.
That's not even a stoo-
No, he wasn't even racked or like that drunk.
That's what I was like, dude, you're fine.
Like, it's just, but I didn't, I don't even know.
It's just, I can't.
You don't have time in that situation.
You're like, I'm going to go to the fucking fights.
Like, if I see you there, I see you there.
Yeah, you got to do your thing.
Like, if you could sell a ticket, do you think it's like a hundred grand?
It'd probably be more because it'd be more than NBA finals.
A lot of those tickets, I think we're going for a couple hundred thousand.
Yeah.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
No, I know Dana was getting blown up for sure.
A lot of people asked him.
A couple favors.
Dude, it was insane, bro.
Yeah, it was fucking, it was really, really cool, bro.
The whole thing was iconic.
It was fucking...
I'd honestly want to go back and watch it on TV and succeed.
How heavy was the security?
Because some dudes, there was a whole thing that five people got arrested today for
conspiracy to...
I think they were trying to bomb the event.
Yeah.
Dros and all that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
FBI.
Yeah, we were saying we don't know if we don't know if this was real or is this
Cash Patel just trying to look like a beauty.
Who knows?
But was it how heavy was security?
There was no thought of like anything happening.
It felt pretty safe.
Yeah, I felt completely.
I felt completely safe in the moment.
There's so many snipers around, bro.
It's like.
There was snipers on the roof at the press conference.
I noticed that.
Dude, the press conference was fucking crazy too, bro.
like that walking down from the Lincoln Memorial
we could hear you all chirping in the press conference
Oh yeah so you heard Salim was bundled there too bro
Yeah dude yeah we heard him screaming yeah
Dude he's just screaming nonsense bro
Yeah dude it was insane and then you know
The crazy thing about this is just crazy bro
It's pretty fucking embarrassing I'm not gonna lie
It's very embarrassing girl
Shehiti was furious
Dude
I don't know, he missed that shit.
Yeah.
But there's a lot of, like, negative U.S. sentiment in, like, comment sections and stuff leading up to this fight.
I've been posting about it a lot this week of, like, I don't, I really feel like the, a lot of the younger generation hasn't read, like, basic stuff about World War II, the American Revolutionary War.
Like, it's getting kind of to this crazy place.
I did a post today listing the top 10 countries by population, and I'm like, where would you rather live?
Because it's like China, India, Bangladesh, Russia, the Philippines, you know, and it's like we got to compare apples to apples.
People go, oh, well, I'd rather live in Switzerland.
Switzerland has fucking less people than North Carolina or as around the same population.
What's your point, that there's lack of education right now?
No, my point, my point is if you compare apples to apples with population, the United States is clearly the best place in the world to live and raise a family.
There's not even a rational debate.
and so we have a lot of stuff to improve on in this country,
but we can actually criticize our leaders,
we can ask for better leadership,
we can do stuff.
Like, go do that in China.
Go protest in China.
Yeah, go protest in Russia.
I agree with you.
I think it's getting too much.
You can't even whisper that shit in China.
I've been there.
There is too much bullshit here.
And it is, I mean,
there's a lot of bullshit here.
It's very fucking, yeah, we should speak on it.
And it's like even this Mary,
the mayor election here in L.A.
fucking completely
it's like it's pretty clear like there's some fishy
shit going on yeah and it's complete
bullshit I haven't even heard of this other lady
so Spencer Pratt's now suing Karen Bass
with her brother
Karen Bass's own brother is going against her
for his house burning down LA you can't write this shit
bro it's insane that's like a Simpsons episode
it's fucking embarrassing
so yeah that just the fact that that's where we're at
I am tired of people complaining about this shit
because it's like ridiculous here
Yeah, it should start up on the basis.
It should start up on the basis of United States is the best, like, experiment on earth, and it's the best place to live.
And now let's try to make it even better.
But for a lot of the younger generation, it starts with this idea they have in their head of the United States sucks.
But it's like, bro, you're thinking where else would you want to live?
I'm genuinely asking people.
Like, you can pull up, you can Google top 10 countries.
But Japan isn't even on that list of top 10 countries or population.
I saw someone stopped you on your way into.
the White House.
Oh yeah, the TMZ guy.
That was crazy.
Someone stopped you and said, hey, it's something about like, what's your,
would you ever run for office?
And you're like, dude, you know, I don't think politics,
you don't feel a difference.
Something like that was your response.
But it's like, I mean, I think, I think like in areas of politics,
you can obviously make a difference.
Like maybe, maybe even lower levels of office,
you can make a difference.
Santa Cruz, you'll maybe agree.
But what I'm, what I thought about that,
is too many people, too many people dedicate 10 years, five years of their lives
complaining about something that is not going to really affect them.
Instead of like, that's like an excuse.
Oh, let me make these excuses.
It's this fucking merits.
It's like, dude, just focus on yourself and your life and your career instead of just
blaming everybody else and blaming the country.
And you will go a lot further and be less affected than you really think.
I just want people to have a rational explanation.
If they say they hate the United States so much, I would love them to pull up that
list of top 10 countries of population and tell me where they'd rather live. And when you say something
like, I'd rather live in Switzerland. Well, okay, good luck immigrating to Switzerland as the United States
citizen. You have to be in biotech. You have to be an engineer. It's a 10-year process. They're not
letting people in. People said in the comments, they want to go live in Costa Rica. Costa Rica has less people
than Alabama in the United States. It's around the same population, five million. And it's like,
oh, Costa Rica doesn't have a military. That's so cool. If we didn't have a military, we would not
exist tomorrow. It's like people don't compare apples to apples. So how do you govern over 330 million
people? The United States is doing a decent job at it. You know, people go, oh, well, we want for
in Indonesia, you can buy a house for 200 grand. It's because they have basically slave labor.
Yeah. It goes so many. I agree with that too. I don't know why people always think that it's like
every other government is like not evil and the U.S. government's the only evil one. Yeah.
Yeah. Go get involved in politics.
I'm sure any country would swap spots with the U.S. if they could.
The other point I want to make is like people, I'm sure Jesse Santerbury, as you guys get this too, it's like, oh, you live in California.
Like you live in that fucking high state income tax, fucking liberal.
I'm like, dude, I love this place.
Like, yeah, you're right.
Like, yeah, there's not everything's perfect, but it's fucking beautiful here.
It's an amazing place to live.
Like, I don't get a fuck.
People just haven't talked to actual immigrants.
Like, go talk to my grandma.
My camera immigrated here.
Go talk to her.
Be like, why did you come here?
My wife's family.
Why did you leave Mexico and become U.S. citizens?
Talk to them.
And for people commenting, they'd rather go live in Mexico in the comments.
Like, go get involved in the government in Mexico.
Go criticize them.
Look up how many fucking people go missing in government every year in Mexico.
What the fuck?
It's crazy, bro.
People are delusional.
And then another thing that kind of ties in with this is there's a lot of the young generation
that thinks every single thing is fake.
with these fights, the amount of videos I saw that this was scripted, there were rocks in Gaichi's gloves,
dumb-ass shit, like, oh, they let Gaichi do steroids. That's not even how steroids work. Look at the
enhanced games. You can't, oh, Gachi, you can do steroids. You're suddenly going to beat Ilya
Tuporia. That's not even how that works, even if that was a fucking thing, which it's not.
People think every single thing is fake.
Conspiracy theories are just out of control nowadays, too.
And I get where it comes from. I've been into conspiracy theories since fucking, like, 9-11
and shit, too. Like, I've always been into it. And now it's just,
Like, now it's just like everything's a conspiracy theory, bro.
All these small accounts that have like two or three thousand followers
post the craziest shit for engagement, farming.
What the fuck is this?
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It's the tape from his fucking gloves.
Yeah, wait, click on that page, though.
Go to the Chicken King M.A.
Bro, it's the clearest example that you've never,
if you believe some of the shit,
they've never played a sport.
5,000 followers, like he's clearly just trying to get an engagement
from the page.
It's the clearest thing that you've never played a sport or you've never sparred anybody if you think that she was fake.
Like, oh, yeah, you think Ilya's orbital bone is going to break.
Even with the Nick shit, people are like, there was magnets in the balls.
Like, you just never played a sport.
It's what happens when two teams or two fighters that are close and skill go up against each other.
You occasionally get a fucking amazing last minute result.
What happens?
People ask me that all the time.
Are the fights rigged?
Like, he's made this post to get like, engaged.
He's probably selling a book or something.
Like, it's like, it's so annoying.
What was with that?
What was with that Eric Trump DC shit?
Was that just completely fake, too?
I can tell the brief breakdown because I looked into that because it was crazy and it was covered by everybody.
But apparently, an AI account that was impersonating Eric Trump DM'd DC asking for if there's inside info on the fight.
And DC went and tweeted out his DMs.
And he was like, I can't, I can't not expose this.
And then he deleted it pretty quickly.
Surprise DC did that.
Right. He definitely tweeted it, right? Santa Cruz or Jesse, do you guys know?
He did tweet that.
But whether if that was him being hacked or the Eric Trump DM was fake is yet to be really figured out.
The craziest thing about it, in my opinion, is like, there's a group of hackers.
There's two groups of hackers. There's one that just go for the money.
They go into Elon Musk account and they tweet, hey, send crypto to this address and I'm going to double it.
honestly if I was some evil hacker that's probably what I would do then just trying to get money and go like live peacefully but there's another group of hackers they arrested a lot of these guys um they were called the lull sector or something where they just fuck with people they just like creating controversy they would go into the FBI's website and put dicks on it stuff like that this seems like that vibe where right before the fights they're trying to create this like controversy about betting and Trump and that's kind of what this seemed like in hindsight so they do it from
his account, like, from Eric Trump's.
It looks like he's actually DMing you.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't hate on DC for fucking being like, I mean, he's a true, like,
he loves the sport.
He's just like, what is this shit?
But like, yeah, if it is, how do they prove it?
That's fake.
You imagine just like.
Eric Trump would probably ask someone else like besides DC too, you know?
And maybe not over Twitter DMs.
Yeah.
I don't think you would put it.
Hopefully he wouldn't put that in writing.
I think it's pretty funny though, how much shit like,
Dana just has to deal with.
That's like 30 minutes before the fight.
Everything's about to happen.
Biggest stage.
And then he's like, what the fuck?
I got to deal with this.
I'm sitting next to him.
Like, what the fuck is this?
You know, Dana?
Did you dapp up Baron?
I didn't.
I saw him.
You shoddy with Barron?
You send it with Barron?
I just saw that Barron's dropping a beverage company.
Like one second.
Yeah, he's doing like a Yerba Mante.
I talked to actually his team over there.
I was chopping it up.
Solos or something it's called.
Looks like a little Florida beverage.
No, I didn't that.
It looks like a healthy.
I saw him.
Your Bumontas.
Any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any,
we're chilling with Kai Trump a little bit all that, talking about golf with her.
Um, no, I mean, it's kind of, it was kind of the usual suspects there.
Not a lot of celebrities wanted to go to the White House fight, I guess, right?
Like, McGregor is going to be more star-studded than the White House fight.
Yeah, I sent him a long message when I was, wait.
Let's talk about that.
What, to who McGregor?
Yeah.
He responded. He likes it.
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What are the fights to make now?
Who do you think Teporia is going to fight next?
Is Armand fighting for the title?
I know what Gaiji should do.
Gai should chill.
wait to see if McGregor somehow beats Holloway.
If McGregor beats Holloway, Gachey calls out McGregor,
and they do one of the biggest fights of all time in fucking human history.
If McGregor doesn't beat Holloway, I think what Gachie should do is announce his retirement,
do a special thing, and then he should chill for nine months, maybe a year.
He should do one boxing fight to get a big bag of money.
He can't get out.
He's not out of his contract, though.
But if he retires, right, if he, like, actually retires, no?
I think you got to always.
fight your way out of your contract.
Armand is a real fucking G.
And he's a fucking beast and he has a real fucking following.
Like there's no reason.
I mean,
I mean,
how is Armand not automatic automatically next?
I don't know how he's not like fighting and getting like,
dude,
that guy has real motion.
He fucked up that one main event,
but he's done his prison sentence.
He's paid his dues.
And he's got a huge,
he's got a way bigger fan base now than he did that then.
It's a huge fan base.
I hate when people think that.
the social media. They're like, it's just social media. It's like,
no, no, that, that is the people that watch
the fucking fight. It's like, call. Yeah,
bro. Armin, Armin Gaci would be huge.
I think it's going to be
Elia, Ilya, Paddy Pimlitz,
the fight to make next for Ilya.
Yeah, that would be fire. I think everyone would
get juice for that. I mean, Ilya's going to
probably heal up, but. He's probably
taking, what, six months off? Like, he got
fucked up, dude. If he has a broken
fucking horrible. I don't get, I actually don't get what
Gachie's fists are made of, bro.
Because Patty Pinlet
and Taborians both like their faces,
they look different people.
Dude, even Kabeeb.
Kabeb said that the hardest he's been hit was from Gachie.
Like, it's like the...
Gagey's got that farm boy strength.
He has this weird, like,
uh, like,
uh, like it's farm boy shit.
He almost like Tyson just like rips those hooks into people.
Like he throws this whole body into it.
Like,
I bet you was...
Tony from experience when you grow up and you have to do shit in the backyard and around
the house,
it gives you different strength.
That's why you have hands of stone.
Ask fucking ask Gabe.
Steinie's private tennis instructor made him pick up the balls after practice.
I fucking Gabe's never been the same.
Made that boy a fucking bisexual.
I hit him so hard, bro.
I will also tell you this.
Nina Drama sent me a very nice DM.
So we got that to squash the beef.
You guys are cool?
Yeah, I said some nice words.
She reached out, sent me a long message.
Nice.
You guys can do a stream soon?
That's true.
I saw a post about Nina too.
Like someone's like, for all the hate she gets and shit.
Like, look what she did.
with Armand.
Like, she literally brought out Armand's personality and kind of, if you're looking for
fight interviews, there's a lot of outlets to go for that.
But she's really great at bringing out fighters' personalities and stuff.
Well, for the game.
Stoney just had to throw a little bit of heat.
I mean, she got a really hard job to be a female influencer for the UFC.
That's a hard job to, like, not be hated.
Like, I don't.
Dude, she has 99.9% of just males who probably, like, want a banger.
Just judging her and throwing shade at her.
So you're in the 99 or the 1%?
I'm showing love.
No, I'm saying,
no, I'm saying like the 99.9% of,
or just all males.
I'm saying,
wait,
trying to call me a female?
No,
I'm saying,
you said 99% of her fans want a banger.
So I said,
are you in the 99% of your thing?
What I meant is 99.9% are like just males who are just going to throw shade in a woman.
Do you want to ban Nina for the fucking clip,
no,
no.
She's a, I have a mutual, we have a mutual respect for each other.
That being said, she's definitely good looking.
She's very sweet.
She's a legend, bro.
She's honestly crushed the UFC, like, media game.
And she kind of created her own role within the company, which is pretty gangster in its own right.
So, yeah, and she does, like, help build up these fighters.
It's wild, dude.
Oh, she does.
She really has.
And, dude, yeah, so the next fights, I don't know what's going to get, like, made next.
I do like that Patty Ilya, because now people are probably looking.
looking at Patty, like, wait, Patty's pretty fucking good.
He went to decision with Gaichi.
You know what I mean?
Like, it makes Patty kind of look better in a way.
It was kind of weird to me to see, like, they release the fight purses.
I think Sugar Shaw made like 600K.
I don't know why.
That was just kind of weird to see.
They all make more than that, though.
There's like the fight purse, and there's like this UFC, like, back end pay.
Like, there's a lot of, like, shit.
Like, when I see Pereira make $10 million, that's what they're claiming to go up a weight
class and fight on, I'm like, fuck, that's a no-brainer.
people saying Ilya quit
it's bro
I don't think that's quitting you know
dude the doctor wanted to stop the fight
and he was like no
once you imagine that happened
bro I was joking that there's gonna be
snipers on the fucking doctor
you know like lazy the doctor's gonna look down
there's gonna be a laser beam he's like all right I can't stop this fight
right now dude that's so funny we made the same
joke we're like they're gonna fucking
snipe this guy if he fucking calls the fuck
I've never broken an orbital bone
I've broken my nose before there is
zero way.
I would go into a
round of a fight with a broken nose,
let alone a broken nose and orbital and whatever
other damage he had. The dude's a warrior.
I don't like this idea of, oh, he
quit. Like,
I don't like it. Yeah, but 99% of
the people saying he's a pussy and quit
have never even been punched in the face.
It's like, shut the fuck up, bro.
I guess the only argument
would be like he loses his record
and it's at the White House and
it's like just, you're already fucking.
up, like, just go die in the ring in, like, a metaphor.
But, like, I don't know.
I don't think he could see, dude.
I literally don't think he could see.
Do you guys think we see any, like, demeanor changes from Ilya?
Like, is he going to keep doing the fight, the celebrations before the fight?
Or is he going to kind of?
Oh, he'll switch up.
There has to be a demeanor change up.
I think you have to adjust.
You can't carry that same energy if you don't still have it like that.
Yeah.
It's kind of like sugar.
Sugar changed up after his loss, right?
Yeah, yeah.
he did sugar as like a more like quiet confidence now we're like in this whole lead up to the fight sugar
was like sugar's just himself no but there was a point where he said he got lost in the sauce a little bit
yeah he's not like i'm going to KO this guy second round like you know saw it and he's just like
I think i'm gonna i want to get a classic sugar CO and he fucking did it sugar looked fucking sharp
so good he looked dialed bro it was a hobby's really hard to finish bro at the top
why I didn't even mind like the bed of that fight going to decision but I did I put money on sugar
second down K-O because it's like Zahabi's going to get frustrated and he did and once he opens up
sugar's just a sniper bro and the way he caoed him and then walked off was just gee I think sugar and
Toporia would still be a good fight and it'd be very very that's miles away from happening now though
miles away but like there was a time when it was about to happen yeah that'd be that would have been
it'd be far on the foot is not moving around anytime soon now bro yeah he's pretty good
cooked right now. I mean, you know,
that's Sanhagen, Sanhagen and
O'Malley, which is, it's just for the,
it would just be a great fight. Yeah, I think they'll make
Piotr Yon and Sean O'Malley next.
Sean's such a big draw. He gets to call his shots
a little bit. That's the business of the UFC as
as it should be, honestly, and it makes sense.
So I think they're going to make that fight.
I don't know what Pahara does next.
Like, does he do another heavyweight fight?
Does he drop back down to 205?
That one surprised me. I thought Pahara would win.
What did I say?
I called that too.
I said that guy's a fucking bum.
Chetty might be the guy, bro, to call fights.
I know, dude, he called Gichi.
That guy is garbage.
Parrera's lost me over six figures.
Mystic Chetty.
Let's hear the,
let's hear the McGregor prediction.
Dude,
you know,
I don't know shit,
boys.
I'm day before.
That's what I'm saying.
I need you guys helping me find who the best.
He goes on like a fucking vision quest.
I want to,
he does a bunch of fucking drugs and like it comes to him in a vision.
No, I don't.
I'm not fucking Aaron Rogers,
buddy,
all right?
I just fucking have a couple beers,
smoke some coach.
And I see the board clear sometimes, right?
I think McGregor loses by decision.
That's what I think.
Is McGregor washed now, boys, or what's going on?
No, I don't even washed, but he's coming back.
McGregor's good.
Who's the goaded on the feet striker?
Those are the guys I'm rooting for forever now.
That's fun to fucking watch.
Like, that gay chief fights was fucking gullible.
Both Holloway and McGregor are goaded strikers.
Yeah, those are the two, huh?
Sean O'Malley, if it's going to be on the feet, if the fight's on the feet,
I'm not picking against Sean O'Malley ever
If there's a really, really good grappler,
it's a little bit tough.
Sean Amali's grappling is great,
but like, you know, you saw in some of those
really wrestling.
The Mara thing was fucking,
I hated that fight.
That was like,
yeah, it's just hard to win.
It's hard to beat that guy
with this gas tank and he's going to win rounds
and put you in kind of that hole.
You're down like three rounds to zero,
four rounds, zero.
It's tough.
Did this fight just take over everything, too?
I didn't hear shit about the Stanley Cup, bro.
I didn't hear a thing.
I haven't seen one clip of the Stanley Cup on social media of my feet.
Besides this one girl that I follow from Barstool that's at Carolina Hurricane.
I saw one fucking clip, two of them holding the trophy.
Usually there's a zillion.
It was the Knicks and this UFC fight just dunked on that.
Like it was.
Yeah, the Knicks shit was dope.
Buddy, no chance we saw that.
Yeah, I don't think many.
I think maybe you and a couple others saw that.
You and Ty Grutsky.
The hurricane coach, bro.
That dude could be fucking.
getting a grass-fed steak next me, I wouldn't know who he was.
All right, boys.
So we saw everything with the Spurs fans walking into the Knicks crowds and stuff with 1BJs,
and everyone just gets the shit beat out of them.
If you got three guys to call it, you can pick to be on your side walking through the crowds
and Wembe backwards, J's.
Who are you picking?
I just need one, bro.
One of my actual security guys is Todd Duffy.
If you look up Todd Duffy, Edwin fastest heavyweight knockouts.
Yeah, he's a fucking super soldier.
Yeah, Todd's taken out 15 of these guys easy.
They need to be big heavyweight.
Like you're saying one guy to roll with to like protect you and shit?
One guy, one guy.
One guy to roll with you.
I mean, dude, those Knicks fans are savage.
I feel like no one's going to really protect.
I'd feel like I'd bring like the Dalai Lama or something and take my chances with that.
Try to go piece.
Maybe the dice.
Just like piece through strength type shit.
Hey, man, they would fuck up the Dalai Lama if he's wearing a Wembe jersey.
That's the problem.
You said you're wearing Wembe jerseys.
I'm going Dalai Lama.
Can we also talk about how lame you have to be to, like, wear a fucking Spurs jersey and stream yourself in New York to try and, like, risk your life to get clips?
Crazy.
Yeah, that's like, dude, what the fuck?
I did that back in the day for videos, so I can't say shit, but.
Well, I don't know at this level.
New York.
Yeah, but I wouldn't go to Knicks.
Hell no, I'd beefed Warriors fans.
You go to the Bronx, bro?
Yeah, you're good in San Francisco, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
It's kind of scary, actually.
You'll get hit with like a little fet and I'll use needle or something.
Just jabbed quick.
Yeah, you'd have to bring in a bunch of fucking super soldiers.
I brought this guy to security for us.
I brought him to the Maton thing.
If you look at Maton, Santa Cruz security guard, you'll see him.
And he's like 6 to 315 pounds all muscle.
The dude like that, you need to wear a wendy jersey.
Yeah, this is going to sound kind of weird, but like, you know who I think is one of the most powerful people in New York is honestly the Rizzler.
For real?
he's like the most love guy ever
like,
can that guy walk into any restaurant and get it like
for Charles Prime Rambi?
If he walks in there and asks for a table,
he's probably going to get it.
Oh,
like that's different motion.
I'm serious, bro.
No, I agree.
He's crazy motion.
It's also like a kid.
You don't want to be fucking mean to a kid.
How old is Rizzler now?
He's like nine.
He's only nine?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
He's like the king of New York.
No way.
He thought the Rizzler was 22.
You're thinking,
Hasbullah, bro.
Why are you thinking of
Osbola?
Hasbolo's like 82, dude.
He's fucking...
Where is that little fucker?
What happened to him?
I've been trying to run a stretch.
Hopefully someone beat his ass finally.
Dude, if he's been like a
sober living now or something.
I thought about it, bro. I was like, yo,
should I just fucking shove this little
fucker for the, like,
for one time?
Dude, Hasbula made like...
Hasbula made like a mill and just said
peace out, bro.
Yeah.
Benny, Steady, 50.
He can fight
Osbola.
Bro, people go.
all mad that I said this kid. I said
this kid is pre-diabetic. He's enough
significant health issues. People got mad.
Like, oh, you guys think it's cute. Like, you think
it's cute now. Like, this is diabetes.
You know, his HBA-1C
is probably extremely high. Oh, so
cute. Like, do you want this kid to live a healthy,
fulfilled life? Like, you know, he needs to lock
it. Dude, the Rizzler can do what the
fuck he wants, bro. No, he'll lock it,
bro. Dude, it's cute now, but it's not,
oh, cool. He's fucking 20 and has
severe diabetes. Santa Cruz,
watch your fucking six. You have a hit on
when this comes out, my boy.
No, I know.
I actually did that.
When you step foot in your
your own section,
you send him a DM and you let him know
you're there.
Bro, my comment section was a lot of threats
when I made that video,
but I'm just stating the facts.
These are,
give them,
give him 10 years.
He's going to go through like a breakup
and then he's going to lock in.
He can lock in.
He's got time.
You can be a chuby kid and
when I was his age.
Yeah, I was a unit.
I was a fucking unit.
I was a fucking unit kid called
pizza box at recess.
Yeah, I was not that kid.
But he got four snackable.
Rizzler has time.
Let him eat some shit for a heart tray every day.
No, I'm coming from a positive place.
He needs to lock in.
Not this, not today, not tomorrow, but he needs to.
When he's 12 to 13, you lock it.
He's low-key, like, the one guy I don't want internet beef with ever.
Like, fuck, I'm staring clear of that.
But, like, put him on a treadmill for a bit.
Dunk him in, like, a cold plunge.
Like, get him going a bit.
Nah, he can do that in a few years.
Let him be for now.
13, 14, Rizzler locks in, and he gets on Reda-Trutti Tide.
Beautiful.
Chill.
Imagine the Rizzler just, like, wore a suit every day.
like a little Tony Soprano.
I don't know.
Yo, that's a good prediction,
but when does the Rizzler lock in?
Yeah.
Did you see the clip?
I think,
I don't know who he was on,
but a lot of,
he was saying like a lot of kids from school
hit him up now that he's like famous and shit.
Yeah.
I did.
Like they didn't,
they didn't fuck with him.
Maybe.
Or someone,
I don't know.
He said it on somewhere.
Yeah,
you guys got the follow back from Rizler?
I've talked to Papa Riz a few times.
Same here.
I'm not going to get that follow now,
but it's okay.
I'm in everyone's DMs, dude, fuck,
firing at McCray and shit.
What's going on with the David Barr?
Are they fucking with you?
David Barr?
Yeah, they sent me a cease and desist.
They didn't like some things I said.
And I'm trusting my legal team,
although I don't, you know,
that stuff's frustrating.
You all know how that is.
I can just say, I think they're goofy.
That's all I'll say.
I used to eat them at Equinox.
They were there.
Yeah.
EPG.
They're trying to see you for defamation.
Yeah.
Cease and assist for,
they didn't like a few things that I said about their bars.
But EPG is great, guys.
Google EPG and be like,
yeah,
that's something I want to eat.
That's great.
It's totally healthy.
Wait, what's the food you're talking about?
EPG, David bars.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So why aren't you allowed to have an opinion and say like,
yo, I don't recommend this food?
These are the ingredients.
Why is that like a,
you could get sued?
I mean,
I am. I am allowed to have an opinion.
What it is is a nuanced argument around, I called them Epstein-affiliated because Dr. Peter
Atia used to be involved with their company.
And then Dr. Peter Atia allegedly had emails with Epstein.
And so I made that jump.
And that's probably the great line.
That was wrong.
I mean.
That was like defamation.
Oh, yeah.
That was very wrong of me.
So I, um, you know, I take that back and, uh, everybody should eat EPG.
Just Google it, eat it.
David bars is great.
What about IQ bars?
Because I just picked up a couple of those jimmies from Sproutes.
I've seen those pop up.
I don't even know what's in those on a smarter.
I know.
I get my old knowledge on here.
Every pot I come on.
I get like three to four cues off.
The gay clip of Santa Cruz.
Yeah.
Jesse goes, what do you think Santa Cruz?
Yeah, that went off.
It is kind of funny, though, like, people, like, not this isn't shade, but you learned all this
from somebody else.
Oh, 100%.
Dude, I don't know.
He's just repeating what other people say, too.
That could be, like, a negative perspective.
For sure.
That's everything, I guess, but that's everything.
I mean, what I do is I'm not like a, I'm not a scientist.
I feel like what I do is I show people how I live and what I've learned about health.
And then, like, I make it digestible for people.
like I might know more than average person in terms of science and biochemistry,
but I'm not like a, you know, genius with it.
But I give people stuff to actually like do in their lives where they can be like,
all right, I'm going to fucking start doing this and feeling better,
which some of the scientists don't do a good job at.
Here, I got a hot take for you.
I think a couple light beers is technically healthy because you,
because stress and feeling happy and lightening your mood is really,
good for your health. I feel that, but I can't have a couple. I feel that, but I can't have a couple. I
can't either. But if you can find the sauce, find that middle ground where you can have a couple.
But there's studies on alcohol that it increases baseline anxiety over time, even small amounts
of drinking. It decreases your brain volume and actual gray matter in your brain and messes with
your sleep. But like, people always astonish that I, that I fuck with you guys. And like,
whatever, I'm like, film with Big John. They're like, wait, but you don't drink. It's like,
this is where I have this like debate always in my comments where I'm like I I used to drink when
I was young I've talked about many times and so it's like I'm not here to judge others I'm here to
just I want people to feel good and be healthy so if chedy comes to me and he's like dude I've been
feeling horrible I'm going to be like hey bro don't drink for a while if you go to me and you're
like dude I had a few beers at a UFC event I feel fine I'll be like dude take some end of
acetyl cysteine hydrate up it's not like I'm not trying to make people live
how I live. I show how I live and try
to get people just to like, live as healthy
as they can. That's the way to fucking do it.
It could be like, well, imagine
someone doesn't like you because they
drink. It's like, you can
both just fucking. Exactly.
It's like it's silly. Yeah, live and let
live, you know. Jesse, get on the glutathion
when you're stewing. I actually
think it's the only thing, I actually think it's the
only thing that helps. Teddy's injecting
glutathon right as that first fucking
beer. Is that like a pet? I've been putting
BPC into my mitt by myself.
like don't care because I need my hand to
fucking heal. I just, I don't even care
if I get a pain, dude. BPC works
bro. I've been overloading it.
I am eight weeks
ahead of normal MRIs
on my knee and guaranteed I'm
spending a lot of money on my knee, but this like
documentary that I do is going to be
insane because I'm doing no surgery
rehab for the ACL. It's already
regrowing. People think
in general medicine that ACLs can't
regrow on their own. They can. There's plenty of
evidence of it. It's fucking crazy,
bro. I'm stoked to release everything.
I'm also, I'm officially locking in.
Let's go.
I have to now. I'm going to do something soon.
I'll tell you that's a matter, but I'm doing
something and, uh, yeah, got to make
a couple lifestyle changes.
Fuck yeah, let's all lock in.
Kyle's more locked in than me.
I mean, right now, like you're,
no, I wasn't locked in this weekend, bro.
This weekend, sure, but I mean, you guys.
I'm also just kind of like, dude, like, I don't like what,
there's nothing cool about being the drunk guy at the bar.
Dude, I don't enjoy, I don't enjoy going out after this weekend.
I went back to my college bar for the first time.
like four years. I need to wear medic glasses
when I go out. The kids that come up to me, bro, I'm like,
you guys are the dumbest fucking
hey, you want a nos nacho chatty? You want a
nacho? Come with me. I'm telling you. Yeah, but
the meta glasses are going to show you hitting the key.
It's like going to look down in the key, bro. They go
they go offer to them and the next clip is
just me by my boy being like, God,
these kids are fucking dweeps.
Yeah, you guys are fucking dweaves, but I'll take
a nacho. There's a huge difference in people
who go out, have a few drinks and have a good time
versus people who go out
and it's like 10 out of 10 every time they
go out that. I'm telling you, bro, the best way to do it is to set a goal and a deadline and
we should come back next week and you should have a goal and a deadline. Yeah. Yeah.
If you guys all want to do that, I would do that with you guys too. I already have it.
We could do it next week, but I have it. But you got to say it and you got to put it out loud.
I'm also going to take, I already have my peptide stack. So I'll show everything. I don't give a
fuck. Buddy, get them through me. Shetty's taking over with this shit. Get them through my company.
I'll ship them for free. I already got a company. No Chinese tech, bud. Yeah, have fun.
I just posted it last week.
I'm trying to get to 1, 140 in 11 weeks.
So I'm fucking, that's my goal.
All right, goals by next pod.
Let's go.
I got to actually lock it on my chair.
I'm already, I'm already trying to get to 10% body fat by July 12th.
I think you'll get that.
You've been looking pretty lean.
This is going to sound stupid as fuck too, but it's like, you guys saw the clip of Mike
Mayleck doing like the pineapple thing and it's like that bit tough.
And then it shows his age of 41.
And I was just like, dude, like, I don't want to be that.
guy. Imagine being 41 and beefing with 23 year old
Jetty on a prize pick bus. No, but I'm like, I don't need to go to, I don't want to go
a bar get wasted and pick up a chick. Like, I want to go see obsession or a movie with a
chick and like, do something different. I saw obsession with my girl last night.
So did I. That's, that's fucking hilarious, bro. I haven't been to the movies and forever.
And my girl's like, I kind of want to see this movie. When don't it's us on a wholesome date and
did some shit that like, that's what I'm on these days. I mean, I do that all the time. I took a
bird on a helie ride of Toronto and took her to dinner.
after in a private driver.
No more helicopter rides for you, Kyle.
We're putting that for the next time.
We can't.
We can't have you go missing.
That's such a sad.
How about obsession, no?
That should have me a little bit tweaked out.
And I'm alone in this big ass house right now and I don't like it.
I want to do like a whole series on that, like testing a chick, like not doing like the
Kyle like let me give you this helicopter tour to the private driver.
Like take her on like a cheap ass date.
I got that tech from you.
I know.
Well, of course you're going to learn from me.
Obviously you're going to learn from me when it comes.
of that. I had to do it like you one time. And it probably went, probably was, probably was
successful? Let me guess. Was it successful? That's 100% success. I skipped the buying or the
timepiece. But Stanie, then you're going to be sitting in a taco bill with a chick and you're going to be like,
I don't want to fucking be doing this. I don't want to eat this. No, I found this company that does
you get, you get the catering and they do a beach set up. So they put the table on there for you.
They bring a server and you can cater whatever food. So I'm going to do that. Yeah, that's
bougie as fuck. I thought you were saying you were going to give a chick like an alternative
of experience that you were broke.
No, okay, so let's hear it.
Here's another take.
What's the best first date to take a chick on,
Chetty?
Well, dude, my thing lately has been like,
I had to tell the lady, I'm like,
dude, we got us, like,
you don't need two hours to get ready
before every dinner we go on.
Like, let's just go hit Chipotle.
Let's go sit outside on chip her,
bring the fucking dog.
Fuck, I go in there and order for her.
She keeps the fucking dog out front.
I get her a little fucking vegetarian bull.
Fucking extra case.
So if you're stoked, I'm stoked,
we're home in 20 minutes.
I get home to quicker.
please talk that clip right now that's the most
chitty clip of all time bro i'm gonna get i'm gonna get reed
worst case you walk away with some gains
i get dumb chicken she gets a fucking dude you want to the best date go
jesse's jessie's a sauce date guy jessie what's the best
you're a jessie you're an intimate intimacy on the first day
a comedy show and then if the comedy show like goes well then you go for a walk
And if the walk goes well, you grab like a bite to.
Is comedy show good though?
What if she's laughing a little too much at the guy's jokes and shit?
That's fine.
That's good.
It's fine.
Are you having scoos at the comedy show?
Couple.
Oh, Honda.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, now.
Yeah.
I didn't for five years, but yeah.
I feel like for a first date in today's society, I don't know.
I've been out of the game for all.
You got to keep it real light.
It's like coffee and a walk type shit.
Like you've got to suss out these, these, these hose out there.
I only had a comedy show or something so that you both experience.
you don't have to like entertain each other right off the bat and be like what do you do for a living
you got to like go do something fun then go do that how many shows like crack bro just to feel like happy
I go to a lot of comedy with my girl because you're just they're laughing except for what if you're the guy
what if you're the guy in the audience that just he just the comedian just starts roasting and right of first day
you are risking that dude I went to when I went to a it was called chocolate sunday and it was like
all black like black audience black everything and me
a first date are at the front row
and they just roast the fuck
out of us like call me vanilla bear and shit
they're like they're like oh
are you guys like are you guys married
or whatever and we have to awkwardly be like
no we just fucking we don't know each other
and we did yeah but it made it fun
it was good yeah but
you got to do your research
Kyle I know I don't know
how I didn't realize chocolate Sunday meant
150 San Francisco's stupid expensive
kind of like what Santa Cruz you were saying like
if you don't have a lot of money, like,
dude,
you can go buy two coffees and go for a walk and get to know someone,
like if you really want.
That's $25 in here,
but yeah.
Right.
And some cardio.
Dude,
you could make coffees or like,
if you're broke,
you got to be creative.
You got to like,
I got a lot of friends that do the surfing dates,
you know,
I got a buddy Austin.
He might be taken out.
I'll take you surfing.
Surfing in a week,
you know what I mean?
He's basically a surf instructor.
Well,
that's sick anytime a girl's just naturally into what you like to do.
Yeah, you know, but you don't want to, you want a chick that does some of the stuff you do, but you don't want to date yourself.
100%.
I know some dudes that, like, they're like, my chick does jiu-jitsu.
She serves.
She does fucking mountain biking.
And then it's like, I don't know about you.
I don't know.
My chick's not doing jih Tzu.
Fuck that.
Hey, hell not.
I protect this house.
Not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but I know these dudes.
Someone breaks in.
I'm handling that.
My chick's not going to take him to the ground.
Dude, I went on a date with a skateboarder once.
And it was like, I thought I'd be like, oh, this is cool.
It's like.
bro, I'm hanging out with like one of the boys right now.
That's what I've always wonder that.
Yeah, how fine, how fine do you want the line of your girl being into what you're into?
Like, do you want to go to the gym with your girl every day?
Santa Cruz, do you do that or no?
No, I go, I go once a week.
Me and my girl go to the gym on a Wednesdays.
I help put it through a little leg workout.
She's really into health, but it's different shit.
So, like, right now she's at Pilates.
You know what I mean?
Do you ever, you guys have to show those locations?
I do, yeah.
That's kind of beta.
No, dude.
No, I'm married.
I'm married.
There's no way I could get away with that.
So if you're in a relationship,
do you share the location with your girl,
or are you not sharing the location?
Absolutely not.
That is an immediate,
no,
you're immediately becoming less of an alpha in the relationship
and giving her too much power.
Like, she's got to trust your word.
And if she doesn't,
she's never going to trust you.
because I'll tell you what, the other problem is every,
it's just going to add stress to your life
because every move you make is going to be watched like a fucking hawk.
I've never not.
I might be getting baited tech.
But I'm like,
what do I got to fuck it?
What do I got to hide?
You've never not shared your location?
Yeah, what do I got to hide?
Fucking J.B.'s got my location.
Guys, that chipper is 62% of the time.
Well, yeah, I share my location with everyone.
I'm playing League of Legends at Chipotle or the bar, dude.
Come on now.
I don't know if I shared my location with anyone ever.
I think I just don't like anyone knowing like where I'm at.
I like freedom.
Bro, yeah, I at this point in my life, I have nothing to hide, and I'm also married.
Stani, you're saying if you get married, you're not going to...
No, it's still no.
We shared our locations.
It was definitely years into the relationship, but now, dude, it's like a safety thing for me.
Like, what if my girl goes missing?
I want to assemble like a fucking team of Navy SEAL.
Having her location is acceptable.
That is not a two-way street, I don't think.
Yeah, but there's a part of me, Santa Cruz that wishes you had, like, I wish you had an
alter life. Like you were disappearing and being at crumble cookie every day.
If I had an alternate life, dude, people are just, people will ask my girl that when they're
taking like a photo with me, the, I've my girls been asked like, does he really live like this?
Does he eat Taco Bon? She's like, no, like, what the fuck? Like, some people like wonder that.
But no, I literally have nothing. I'm like an open book. I think it's only one.
My girl can't have my phone. Like I'm not, I'm not hitting up, you know, ho.
Stiney, I don't know. It sounds like if you're, if you don't want.
your location shared, then you're probably at locations that you don't want your girl to see.
No, that's not even true. I don't want to be questioned.
Like, hey, why are you fucking buy this spa? Like, yo, I'm at Trader Joe, I'm at Trader Joe.
I'm just saying, like, they're going to like question everything you do if you're around.
Why are you at this person's house watching the game?
What about red receipts? Do you guys have that on?
How?
Or they can see if you, that I don't.
I get way too many text messages you all fucking probably do.
Like, it's like, yeah. But you know what? You know what?
actually, you know who actually presses me more about my location is my fucking friends.
So I have a bunch of friends that have my location and they'll be like, oh, you just got to the
house.
Like, you're telling me you can't make it to the gym in 10 minutes.
And like, I'll have to explain more to my fucking friends what's going on than my girl for
sure.
Yeah.
See, the whole location thing that's just.
That's why I don't like it.
It's like, I don't want to be questions.
Like, bro, I'm fucking.
No, I don't be question.
I'm where I'm the fuck I.
And where I tell you I'm at, that's where I'm at.
Did any of you guys know or meet Oliver Tree?
Oh, that's terrible.
But I slapped his music forever.
And it's actually, I posted some RIP shits, you know,
like his music and people are like, you know,
new gens are like, you know, now you're posting in today.
Luckily, I have people in my comments being like,
bro, he's used his fucking music for eight years in his videos, you know.
I did not know how big, how popular his music was.
I went and looked at his Spotify.
It's like he's like five tracks with over a hundred million.
Dude, his sound was so good.
Just so fucking hitter.
Just, dude, even outside of music,
he was just like a creative, like,
he didn't scratch the surface.
what he was going to fucking do.
He was like one of those like,
he didn't have to just sit at home
and like live with his money and shit.
Like he always traveled.
Always.
Dude,
one thing I noticed when I opened my phone is the amount of people
that posted different things with him that I'm like,
damn,
this guy like,
it was almost inspiring to be like,
I need to fucking do more things or like meet more people or say yes to more shit.
He said yes to fucking everything.
Like he's like a true like rambling man.
Like backpack say yes.
Go work with whoever.
like bro you can make people's day filming a video with them which is a crazy position that we're all in and just like i think it's good like at least once a week to do that like whatever it is bro there's some kids that took a photo of me and they're doing a little food review at this place and i'm like oh let me fucking get in your food review all like do you know they're so stoked it's like whatever shit like that is always a good way to get back um kind of goes back to what you're saying kyle in that TMZ thing you're like but rather just do shit for people in like the private sector like you can and you do and that does kind of provide
more real value in a way.
Oh, if I can like help somebody here, like, whatever it is, it's kind of more tangible than
like, oh, I made a political change and it got fucking reversed four years later.
All right.
You make a bigger difference doing what we're doing, you know, or like what you guys do.
Like literally just building an audience and like having a message and doing our creating
things that will change people's opinions about the way they live is like probably more
impactful than like being voted into this thing.
that has a fucking system that's going to tell you what you're going to do, you know.
Elon Musk is going to create more change in the world than many politicians put together have.
You know, he's going to give internet to the entire world, high-speed internet that's going to be a thing.
That's going to be crazy.
That's a trillionaire now, right?
That's fucking insane.
What the fuck, dude?
I mean, he isn't.
You know, that's the thing.
One day you got to just see how much you can spend in a day at that point.
Like, see if you can spend a billion dollars in a day.
But you have to sell a bunch of stock.
enough to sell a bunch of stocks and that like decreases the stock price.
I invested in SpaceX.
That shit's up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That seems like a good one.
Like definitely some insider shit there.
Someone like Elon Musk doesn't even think like that.
Like I think he's literally thinking of it as like tokens.
Of course.
I have I have more tokens to go fucking actually make.
Like imagine you could wake up every day and be like my projects like I'm going to
fucking fix this issue.
Yeah.
No, he's very passionate about his shit.
I don't understand the hate.
I think it's, anyone who's just like, we're in a weird state right now or anyone who's done anything.
Yeah, I mean, people are just fucking pissed because of like, I mean, you have this COVID generation.
A lot of these kids that live through COVID, you know, are now like turning like 18, 19, 20 years old.
And it's tough out there, dude.
Like, they're like, all right, how am I going to afford a fucking house?
How am I going to make money?
The AI shit, it's brutal.
Again, I get where all that's coming from, all the criticism and shit.
But like, it should come from a place of, all right, United States fucking dope.
good place, little fucked up, let me try to figure out how to make it. Not like, let me try to burn
this shit down. Yeah, but let me sit around all day and complain on the internet isn't going to
fix your, like, dude, we've always had problems. We've always, it's always gone up and down. Like,
you've got to get creative and like find a way to fucking make money and hustle. Like everyone
does. I've been there, bro. When I was 18, I was like super into conspiracies and I was like,
the world is fucked. I moved to fucking Costa Rica and like was trying to like, I don't even know what
the fuck I was doing, bro. I believe that like peak oil.
was going to hit and everything was a conspiracy
and then at some fucking point, I just clutched
up and I was like, all right, this life is kind of a game.
There's a lot of fucked up shit out there.
Let me try to do something good, make some money
and live a good life and it fucking worked and people
should do that. Yeah, it's a game.
You're always going to be negative until you make
a change. Once you make a change and you just put
that shit behind you, then you can actually
do something. Yeah.
I feel more bad for the guy where like the
mid-20s guy or girl that's
you're working multiple jobs, taking care of their
family just trying to get out of the fucking and they're just grinding and it's like maybe some
systems and shit that are in place are just fucking them like whether it was like covid lost your
job or lost your business or like it's like there's things that are actually like yeah this is
fucked up like anyone working hard should have a break but like i have no sympathy for anyone who's
broke but like not just complaining i have no sympathy for these chicks and i don't know if it's just
la but like you never hear about the quality in the workplace like anymore because none of them are in
the workplace, it seems like around me or
fucking here.
Getting kind of tired of that.
It's true. You haven't heard about the,
haven't heard about workplace conditions anymore much.
No, dude, because these chicks are worried about the fucking UV.
Oh, it's a UV-9.
It's a great day. Like, what the fuck, dude?
I'm going to pay fucking rent.
Most of these chicks, I guarantee you don't know how to pay bills,
bro.
Yo, that is true, the chicks that are complaining about the UV index.
That's all they care about. What's the fucking UV today?
It's a UV-10 in my music.
That's all I need.
Get a fucking job.
Those chicks just shake ass.
I'm sorry.
That's true, bro.
It's like if it's fucking sunny out, just get a tan.
You don't have to look at the fucking UV index.
I might have to hop off soon, boys.
I got a call.
Yeah, I got to bounce too.
I pushed a bit, but.
All right, fellas.
All right, boys.
Good shit.
Maybe for next week we should have some sort of goal set
so people can like buy into it.
Well, mine's 10% by July 12th.
Well, we should all have something.
If you guys want to extend it, if you guys want to choose a date,
Yeah, we got it definitely for us.
I'm going to make sense of that.
You're saying a workout related thing, right?
Yeah, but mine would have to be probably in August or September.
I'm down to set.
I think I'm going to keep. I think I'm going to keep it.
I'll tell you this. This is the most locked in.
I'm down to keep it going too, because I love having a goal.
The second I lose a goal, I'm fucked.
Yeah, I need one.
The second I lose my deadline, I'm screwed.
Make it a competition, so we fucking make it hard for everyone.
Yeah.
I'm down.
And full transparency on any
full transparency on any substances that are used.
That has to be there.
On peptides.
Like steroids, peptides, like we have to,
because that is a huge factor.
I know some people like to hide whatever.
I don't think anyone's on roids.
No.
All right.
I'm on magic, mine.
Yeah.
I'll probably be on testosterone.
All right.
See you guys.
All right.
Easy place on test.
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